ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party with Mumma Di -23rd August 2024
Episode Date: August 23, 2024We're blessed to have Mumma Di co-hosting the show with Bree today so we asked on our Facebook page if there's any questions you've ever wanted to ask her and boy did you deliver! See omnystudio.com/...listener for privacy information.
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G'day guys, sorry I'm eating Skittles.
You said it was time to do this.
Yeah, I did.
I did.
I'll eat some of these.
Let's do roll call.
Claudia, present.
Ella.
Yep.
Bree, present.
Mama Di.
Present.
Woo-hoo!
Thank you, guys.
God, you feel that?
That's our uteruses uniting.
Oh, Brianna.
With our uteruses combined, we are PMS.
Yeah, I'm past all that.
I used to be in your uterus.
Isn't that buzzy, Ash?
Isn't that wild?
Like at one point, I was in there.
Yeah, broke my coccyx. Did she? Isn't that wild? Like at one point I was in there.
Yeah, broke my coccyx.
Did she?
I broke her tailbone, otherwise known as the coccyx.
Yeah, it came out the wrong way round.
Did not come out face down.
Yes.
Yeah, brown noser.
Brianna, do people really want to know that? I mean, it's true.
Your brother came out Superman with one armour.
Yep. And your sister. Took mean, it's true. Your brother came out Superman with one armour. Yep.
And your sister.
Took the shit in your stomach.
Yeah.
In your uterus, sorry.
They had to have a season then.
Yeah, she took a poo in mum's uterus.
I didn't know that was a thing.
Yeah, it's real dangerous.
Wow.
Yeah, because it's not really a poo, it's like sludge.
Do people really want to know?
Yeah, people love this stuff.
The ins and outs of that kind of stuff.
Yeah, well, there was ins and there was outs.
Wasn't there?
Yep.
Well, you're lucky Clint's not here.
Oh, what a shame.
Clint would hate this chat.
He'd be like, oh, yeah.
It freezes up.
Ella, you had something.
I've asked some people.
Are you eating Skittles too?
Sorry.
I've asked people.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, lovely.
Warrior blue.
No, sorry. Yes, I've
hit to the Facebook page on
Brie and Clint and I've asked them to ask
you guys some questions.
Okay. We've got a guest and you
die.
We've got a couple. You pick the ones you think are the best okay i'm just reading them in your own time oh yeah
could have done that could have done that beforehand what's the grossest thing mama
die what's the grossest thing brie has told you whether that's a joke or a story or maybe what we just did before.
What?
What's the one across the forest?
Oh, I know what the grossest thing.
Yeah, I've told her what the Simba is.
What?
Do I even want to know?
Oh.
Not Brianna.
No.
What?
Simba.
That is disgusting.
It's gross.
Then she told me this.
Well, you told this on air, didn't you,
the story about was it your friend that left the poo in the bag?
Oh.
What?
That was pretty gross.
Yeah, that was pretty gross.
And pooing in the ocean, that was disgusting. Yeah, that's pretty gross.
Yeah.
That was pretty gross.
Come on.
Okay, well, yeah, we can continue with gross stuff if you want.
That's enough. That's enough. I think that's good. Well, hang Okay, well, yeah, we can continue with gross stuff if you want. No, that's enough.
That's enough.
I think that's good.
Well, hang on.
Bring up this one.
Since Bree shared where she's shat in the ocean,
what's your most infamous location where you dropped it?
Yeah, where's the most infamous location you've dropped a turd?
Are you kidding me? Have you ever pooed your pants?
Brianna.
Have you? Have you? I'm your pants? Brianna. Have you?
Have you?
I'm not going there.
No, fair enough, fair enough.
When you gave birth, did you poo your pants?
No.
Oh, Bri.
Brianna.
It's all right.
It's a completely normal thing.
The worst thing is when you have to poo in the bush, isn't it?
Oh, I love it.
No, but in Australia.
Oh, no.
You have to be careful what you're sitting on.
Snake. Yeah. Bull ant. Spider. It's not good. Australia No but in Australia Oh no You have to be careful What you're sitting on Snake
Yeah
Bull ant
Spider
It's not good
You have to be so careful
I like how you've
Dodged and weaved
That question
I'm just going to go
With she has
No it's fine
More of a funny question
Do we really want
To know this one
I just love how
People remember things
Same
I love those ones
Ask those ones
Okay so what happened
To the dong That your grandson found She was pretty used to it love how people remember things same i love those ones ask those ones okay so what happened to the
dong that your grandson found don't say that i used that okay i know but that's the question
yeah what happened to the big dilly that jonte found in the paddock put into a trophy
where'd it go it's actually I came across it the other day.
Where?
It was, oh, no, that was a present that you got from someone,
the big donger.
I got a big donger from someone?
Yeah.
Who?
From that guy from our wedding anniversary.
No, that was given to you.
No, that was supposed to be you and I said, no,
I'm not giving it to Brianna. You're palming it off. No, that was supposed to be you and I said no, I'm not giving it to Brianna.
You're palming it off.
No, I
didn't put it in the cupboard and I put my
hand on it the other day because I was looking
for the photo albums. God, she'll do
anything to, you know,
dance around the truth. I think
that one got chopped up in
the lawnmower.
In the lawnmower. In the slasher.
In the lawnmower.
The slasher behind the tractor.
Here's another question.
Someone said, are you still mad at Big Steve for getting you a broom
for your birthday?
Mate, you never give up.
Everything's like that.
So bad.
You know.
I mean, it's funny.
No, you make him pay forever.
No.
I see. Yeah. She poisons his him pay forever. No. No.
Yeah.
She poisons his food from time to time.
No, you only remember those things when there's,
oh, well, I didn't get anything this birthday either.
He bought you a beautiful suit in Italy last year, though.
Well, that's true.
And he'll probably buy you something lovely in Japan.
Yeah.
He's going with you to Japan.
Yeah, yeah, don't.
Yeah, and he also endured a week two days away,
which was very under pressure.
So I can't complain.
Fair enough.
Any more you want to ask?
Yeah, this one's nice.
What are the things that you love about Brianna?
Oh, no, we don't have to do that.
Oh, okay.
We stick to the poo stuff.
Okay, one. One have to do that. Oh, okay. We stick to the poo stuff.
Okay, one.
One thing.
One thing.
Oh, God, there's so many.
It doesn't have to be the thing, but just something.
Oh, I think her absolute kindness to anybody.
You know, she takes on everybody and everyone's a family.
Oh.
And, I mean, the biggest thing for me, and this mightn't sound like anything
to you guys being younger, is feeling valued when you get older
because as you get older as a female, you know, they're still the hot men.
They get hotter when they get older and females just get old.
And to have your opinions and your ideas valued is so awesome.
And to be, like I've always been a mother, that comes first,
but now I'm so lucky to have Brianna as a friend.
Yeah, as a friend.
I totally see that.
We all do.
But the value, you've got no idea how that,
even like today, to put that trust in me, I mean, that's, you know.
Of course.
I think you're my favourite person in the whole world.
If it was my twin sister, we'd probably have to beat things out,
wouldn't we?
Yeah, look, she is a bit of a sailor.
She is a bit of a.
One of the most, yeah, you guys will meet her and I'm going
to bring my older sister as well.
Oh, heck yeah.
Yeah.
More than me.
Don't get them all together.
You'll need a bipper.
Put on a delay.
Yeah we'll put them on delay.
Girls on tour.
Well it's been a
very fun, oh
you should play like just a tiny
snippet of Mama Dies Hot To Go
to entice people to listen to the other podcast.
So you should be proud of it.
No, your ratings are up.
They're going to be way down.
And this is going to give us a spike.
I want to say one more thing.
Thank you so much, guys, for having me and making me feel welcome.
Yeah, they're the best.
You're welcome back any time.
Sorry about this, though.
Like you said, we're a family and families do this.
H-O-G-T-O-G-O, you can take me off the go. If you want to hear the rest of that, the other podcast is up now.
It's an absolute ripper.
Love you guys.
We'll see you next week.
Thanks, mate.
Bye.
Go the Warriors.