ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party Xmas Special - 25th December 2023

Episode Date: December 24, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Ho, ho, ho and Merry Christmas everybody. Merry Christmas. You filthy animals. Is it Christmas Day that this is coming out? Yeah, we've just woken up. Oh, it's Christmas Day. Christmas Day, guys.

Time for your presents. Holy shit. Okay, get into the Christmas spirit. Dig the balls with jowls of Holly. Fa la la la. I don't know the lyrics. Dig the balls with jowls of Holly I don't know the lyrics Dig the balls with jowls of Holly Haven't heard that one

Go along with it I'm trying to retrain my partner at the moment Why? From listening to Boo Blade to listening to Elvis It's not a million miles away I'm on board with it It's away enough that it doesn't feel right to me No but what I mean is it's not far enough away that she couldn't be adjusted is what I mean.

Yeah. You can fix it. Because that's my one non-negotiable is you've got to listen to the Elvis Christmas album at Christmas. Like that's tradition in our family. I don't think so if I have. Like one of the biggest Christmas traditions in our family, Christmas morning, no one's allowed to open a gift

until the christmas um elvis cd is on oh it um it's not a chore to listen to the elvis you know it's not like it's fantastic you've gone into a family like we listen to the um baby shark christmas album it's a fantastic christmas album can i suggest you guys considering it for your next Christmas? I will. My kids have started to get preferences over the Christmas songs that they like. Yes. But they're really weird because they're Spotify generation,

and so songs just come on and they get to know them. Their current favorites are Christmas with a Monkey. Oh. I haven't heard that. Which I think is from, what was that monkey movie that Jack Johnson did the soundtrack to? Oh, Curious George. I think it's from Curious George. Oh. I haven't heard that. Which I think is from, what was that monkey movie that Jack Johnson did the soundtrack to? Oh, Curious George. I think it's from Curious George.

Right. There's a cat climbing your Christmas tree is another one that they like. Haven't heard it. And then they love Santa Claus is Coming to Town. Yay. Elvis does that one. So they don't like the Elvis one?

Oh, no, they did too. Well, they don't know the Elvis. Hey. Not like that. Fucking children. They heard it in the car and I played it to them. And then when they were in the car with Lucy, my wife, later on the day, they were like, we want Santa Claus coming to town.

So she puts it on, the Mariah Carey one. And she's like, okay, this is the one. And they're like, no, the man. The man one. And she's like, fuck, which one is it? Which one is so many? She said she put on the Bruce Springsteen one. No. Put on the Elvis one. No. And she was like, I one is it which one she said she put on the bruce springsteen one no put on the elvis one no and she was like i don't know what one it is it's like oh yeah the kids love the buble one that's there can i just say fuck buble no no yeah i love michael

buble me too nah you just love it because you've been taught to love it nah incorrect you don't actually love it you better watch oh this gives me it. Nah, incorrect. You don't actually love it. I make my own choices. Oh, this gives me chills. Now play the Elvis one and then we compare. Just wait for this little bit. Just this bit here. This is the bit here. Whoa, jolly.

Holy. I tear the Elvis one to compare. It's all one note, jolly. Holy. I tear the Elvis one to compare. All right, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all one note, Buble. There's like three notes in there. And here he goes. Jeez, there's a huge chance we don't have the Elvis one. I think you put Ask Santa Claus. You better pull this down. We'll get copywriters.

Yeah, we'll get copywriters. Ella will keep singing it. Hold on, wait. Let me see if I can find it. Santa Claus is coming. People will just turn us off if Ella keeps singing. Santa Claus is coming to town. Do we not have it in the system?

We've got so many versions. We've got a Jackson 5 version. We've got a Buble version. Which one is it? I labelled them. Go with Co-host Is that the one?

Yeah You trim this bit out Claudia Sorry that's an ad Okay so here's the Elvis version Wait wait wait Here's good shit That's an ad. Okay, so here's the Elvis version. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Here's good shit. Merry Christmas time, pretty baby.

It's in ten. And the snow is falling on us now. Oh, no, this is Santa Claus is back in town. This is pretty much the same. Merry Christmas time, pretty baby. Oh, this is Christmas to me me yeah he does a pretty good christmas album doesn't he that's good his christmas album is the tits like i know you guys love boo blay, and I don't mind Boo Bley. I was just being negative.

But the Elvis Christmas album, one of his greatest albums. It was a big comeback, wasn't it? Does Mariah Carey have a whole album or just that song? She has the whole album. Oh. Her Christmas album is also elite. Okay. The Mariah Carey Christmas album.

Oh, yeah. This is the Jackson 5. Oh, yeah. Little Michael. Oh, Little Michael. God, you can see why his dad forced him into showbiz, eh? He's made for it. My God.

Justin Bieber does a version of that song as well. What was Justin Bieber's song, Mistletoe? That was a pretty good Christmas song. He's got a whole Christmas album. I feel like I need to make a playlist just of Santa Claus is Coming to Town. Every cover available. Have you ever heard Elvis Presley, Here Comes Santa Claus? I had just the hint.

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Lane. He's going for a Michael Jackson vibe there. He is, ain't he? Santa there. He is like, no. Santa Claus is coming to town. Okay. If you're listening to this on Christmas Day and you are working or you're not hanging out with anybody on Christmas Day, I just wanted to say it's nice to be able to share Christmas with you, I guess.

I know we're not actually there, but we're kind of there doing the thing. You are. Of course you're here, yeah. I found a Santa Claus, sorry I was just still looking, I was like, it's got to exist for Elvis and it does. Santa Claus is coming to town, I just played the wrong one. What do you guys do first Christmas morning? What do we do first?

Breakfast or presents? Kids, so presents. Presents. We always do presents first. We wake up, church and then presents. It used to be presents before church. Oh, wow, church before presents. Now we're older that we can sleep. Do you do breakfast church presents?

Yeah, I guess so. Have some toast. Our tradition, my mum puts the Elvis Christmas CD on. We all sit around. And normally it's my job. I always am the one handing out the presents. So I'll hand out the presents and then we'll kind of you know do that and everyone gets their presents and then uh my dad um will then head to

the kitchen and me and my dad usually but mainly my dad my dad cooks up the biggest the best breakfast feast you have ever seen which doesn't really make sense because we eat so much food but then what time do you eat what time do you eat do you do christmas dinner or lunch oh we do like a late lunch so the breakfast is good then yeah so we have the breakfast and the good thing about a big breakfast is especially if you're older it soaks up the alcohol yeah so you can drink all day oh wow i've never had a drinking christmas my dad's breakfasts and christmases are always so good That sounds fun

Drinking Christmases are good unless you've got that family member What, that goes too hard? Someone always gets a bit too drunk Gets a bit too drunk, starts bringing up shit from the past How ethical is it to just put a little bit of something something in the punch bowl? No, you just do mimosas Do you guys have, is prawns a tradition here for Christmas? Not really, no

Oh, in Australia and the Aussies listening right now go, yep, prawns is like. Yeah, shrimp on the barbie. Nah, usually fresh. Ah. Like not, yeah, usually, I mean, they come cooked. Raw dog them. But then you just eat them. Normally everyone's peeling prawns and eating prawns.

Do prawns come cooked? Yeah, they're not orange to begin with. Aren't they? No. What are they? Like some cooked? Yeah, they're not orange to begin with. Aren't they? No. What are they? Like some don't. Like they're not orange. They're like a greeny, like it depends what kind of prawn you like. Oh, they're kind of grey colour, eh? Oh yeah. Yeah, but like when they're

orange, they're cooked, are they? Are prawns vegan? No. Definitely not. They're from the ocean. I hate pulling the poop shoot out of it. And the eyeballs. No, I used to shoot out of it. And the eyeballs. No, I used to nap the head off. I ate the heads. That's brutal.

Well, it's already dead. I ate the heads. Do you? What? Oh, cooked. Yeah, cooked. Cooked. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, nah. What gets me is when there's a live crayfish and they pop it in the boiling pot. Oh, yeah, that's brutal. Yeah, see, I can't deal with that that is brutal yeah i know i don't even want to talk about that i'll think about that that's horrible all right everybody tell us so it's merry christmas it's christmas day uh what's what's everybody doing they slap it on the head sorry i forgot what's everybody doing today what's happening at your in your real life for christmas today imagine that we're in the future yeah imagine which is now the present i think i'm doing breakfast with my family yes i

probably will stay the night beforehand so i can you know be there first thing yes yeah so santa knows where you are yeah and then do presents all together and then do breakfast pancakes maybe and then my family lives right by the beach so maybe we're going down to the beach oh and then i'll do the afternoon with my partner's family yeah so we'll do it all again christmas kiwi classic kiwi cross so your family in the morning your partner's family in the afternoon two secret santas oh how good thousand meals thousand meals delicious ella you've woken up you've gone to church deck the halls with with boughs of honey. You're home. What are you doing? Presents, and then we're going to have like a chill lunch afternoon is one auntie. The evening is grandmum and other cousins, and then we go over to see Ryan, my boyfriend's family.

Oh, my God. You've got three places you need to go, or four places you need to go on Christmas Day. Busy day. Church, auntie, grandmum. You're four. A lot of effort. Fun. Good on you. Thank you. You're at the age where you're four. A lot of effort. Fun. Good on you. You're at the age where you are mobile.

Yeah. You get moved around. Someone drives you instead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Brie, you've woken up. You've opened presents. Dad's cooked breakfast. Dad cooked breakfast.

Elvis is playing. The Christmas lasagna's in the oven. No, so not yet. So then after breakfast, normally it'd be me and my partner or mum will be in there, my brother will be in there, his and our wife, and we'd all be in the kitchen for the next however many hours. She's in the gluten-free corner of the kitchen.

She's in the gluten-free corner. Yeah. And we're all just literally cooking in the kitchen together, preparing. Drinking? Yeah, having cocktails. Kim makes a mean cocktail. Oh, cocktails. Okay, yeah.

So Kim will make all these different like cocktails. She's so good at it. And then we'll just cook and cook and cook, like getting ready for people to come over. Yeah. And how many people? Oh, it used to be quite a lot. And as the years have gone on, people have died or –

no, I'm just kidding. They haven't. And then Aunty Cheryl and Julie and Tim and mostly my mum's side of the family will come around and we'll have like a real late lunch and then we'll all probably fall asleep on the couch watching a Christmas movie. Yeah, neat. Yeah.

What about you? What are you doing? We got little kids now, so Christmas is freaking awesome. What time does it start? They don't get up early, so they're not get themselves out of bed age yet. Yeah. So they're up reasonable at 6.30. Reasonable? That's pretty early. That is so bad. That is pretty they're up reasonable at 6.30. Reasonable?

That's pretty early. That is so bad. That is pretty early. That's every day. That's normal. So what I mean is they're not up at like 5. Can't you train them? Can't you like give them a treat?

Yeah, they're trained to sleep until 6.30. Yeah, can't you train them to sleep until 7.30? No, because then you'd have to keep them up until 7.30. Is that how? It's a trade-off, yeah. Do they need 10 hours of sleep? 12. 12 hours.

So 12. Oh, they can miss an hour, surely. No, you'd be adding an hour. Oh, an extra hour, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the trade-off is put them to bed in the evening so you can sit down and watch TV, and the trade-off is you get up a bit earlier in the morning. But putting them to bed at 7.30 is not that bad.

Yeah, yeah. I feel like I'd rather put them, like if I was choosing, I'd rather put them to bed at 7.30 so I could sleep till 7.30. I like the early start. I like get it underway, get it moving. It's just preference, I guess.

I would train them. Kids are up, open presents. This year, mum and dad are going to come over so their grandparents will be there for Christmas presents

and then we're going to have, we'll have breakfast and then we'll go over to my wife's family for a Christmas morning. My wife. My wife. And then back to ours to host heaps of people at our house for Christmas.

You're having a big one at your house. Well, we'll host my side of the family, some from my wife's side of the family. I think the neighbours are coming over. Oh, yeah, nice. Bit of a motley crew Christmas. And it's just a barbecue really for us, a barbecue and some salads. I love a barbecue. No one does a ham at our place.. And it's just a barbecue, really, for us. A barbecue and some salads. I love a barbecue.

No one does a ham at our place. I'd like to do a ham. Maybe that'd be my job this year. Maybe I can do a ham. You can do a ham. Yeah, it's quite fun to do a ham, I must admit. I'm real estate in the oven, though, but yeah, maybe I could do a ham. But you know you do the ham the day before.

Didn't know that at all. Yeah. Or you could do it two days before. Like, that's the beauty of a ham. Yeah, do it the day before. Well, there you go. Whatever you're doing for Christmas. Get out. Can I just ask? Feliz Navidad. Send me photos if you're listening to this. Send me photos of your Christmas lasagnas. Oh yeah. And I'm going to post them on my Instagram

story. So just Instagram me at Brie Thomasel your Christmas lasagnas, and I would really like that. Merry Christmas, everybody. Not Buble! Why don't I name the other one? Okay, fair enough. You better watch out.

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