ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s Birthday Banger – w.c 10th June 2019
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It's my birthday, it's my birthday, it's Free and Clint's Birthday Banger, the podcast.
Alright, this is where we take your birthdays, we figure out what was number one on your 16th
and then we all reminisce and play the best one.
Welcome to the show, Chop.
Hello Chop.
How are we?
What's happening?
How are we?
What's your birthday?
6th of September, 1990.
Okay Chop, you were 16 in 2006 on the 6th of September. And back on that day, this topped the charts.
Sandy, bomb.
I wish I was a punk rocker.
This is a real polarising song.
Some people love this song.
Some people hate it.
I love it.
Get it, Sandy, Tom.
Chop, what's your feelings towards I Wish I Was a Punk Rocker?
Not much of a fan, to be honest.
I was hoping it would be Timberlake or something like that.
Oh, yeah.
Timberlake would have been good.
You are of the era.
Hi, Michelle.
Hi, Michelle.
Hello.
What's your birthday, Michelle?
The 12th of October, 1994.
Okay, you were 16 in 2010 on the 12th of October.
And, Michelle, this is your birthday banger.
Brooke Fraser.
New Zealand's original lord.
Something in the water.
Do you like it?
No, I like the first one.
God, everyone likes everyone else's song.
God, we can't please anyone today, Michelle.
Let's go back to Chop.
Chop, do you like Michelle's one?
Do you like Brooke Fraser?
No, not really, no.
No, it's not a good run.
Right, Jessie's here.
Hi, Jessie.
Hi, Jessie.
How are you going?
Good, thanks.
What's your birthday, Jessie?
August 20th, 1990.
Okay, you were 16 in 2006 on the 20th of August,
and on that day, this topped the charts.
How come every time you come around my London,
London Bridge, wanna go down like...
Fergie, her debut solo single, London Bridge.
Original Fergie just does things to you, you know?
How do you feel about that, Jesse?
Yeah, probably not my pick.
No one likes their birthday banger.
But she's Fergalicious.
Not enough, I think.
Not enough.
Okay, well, then it's up to you and me, Bree.
We got Sandy Tom, Original Fergie, or Brock Fraser.
Oh, if I've got to go with my waters, I've got to go with the Fergie Ferg.
You've got to go Fergie Ferg?
What do you think?
We haven't played that one before.
We have played Sandy Tom, the birthday banger.
So, yeah, let's do it.
Even though he doesn't want to hear it, let's play Jesse's birthday banger.
It's up to you, Jesse.
Here you go, Jesse.
That's all good.
Oh, you're into it now.
Are you ready for this?
Yeah, no, that's all right.
Bree and Kled. This is your birthday banger. It's in him. Oh, you're into it now. Are you ready for this? Yeah, now. That's all right. All good.
Bree and Clint.
This is your birthday banger.
Z-Dem.
Perky.
Cuphead.
Polo.
Perky Ferg.
What's up, baby?
Come on.
When I come to the club, step aside.
Pop the seats, don't behead me in the line.
VIP, because you know I got a shot.
Perky Ferg, give me love, you long time. All my girls get down on the floor. We'll be right back. London, London Bridge, wanna go down like London, London, London, wanna go down like
London, London, London, be going down like
How come every time you come around my
London, London Bridge, wanna go down like
London, London, London, wanna go down like
London, London, London, be going down like
Drinks got pouring and my speed starts slurring
Everybody start looking real smooth
That great goose got your girl feeling loose
Now I'm wishing that I didn't wear these shoes
It's like Earth's on my get up on the do
Paparazzi put my business in the news
And I'm like get up out my face
Or I turn around and spray it for me
My lips make you wanna have a taste
You got that?
I got the bass
How come every time you come around my London London Bridge wanna go down like I got the bass. One of a kind like We going down like We like a bullet
So we know them come alive
So we let them know
We're gonna support them right
We like a bullet
So we know them come alive
So we let them know
We're gonna support them right
Another ATL challenge level.
Fergie Ferg, give me love, you long time. All my girls get down on the floor.
Back to back, drop it down real loud.
I'm such a lady, but I'm dancing like a...
Cause you know I don't give a fuck, so here we go.
How come every time you come around my London, London bridge,
wanna go down like...
London, London, London, wanna go down like...
London, London, London, be's the winner of Birthday Banger.
Fergie's London Bridge.
Wasn't she just the biggest thing in the world for a little bit?
Oh, Big Girls Don't Cry.
Fergalicious.
Yeah.
What year is that one from?
2006?
Was it 2005?
2005.
Four, three, two, one.
No, 2006.
Oh, this is a bop.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Brian Clint's Birthday Banger.
The podcast.
Yeah!
What was number one on your 16th birthday?
Well, this is where we find out.
First up to play is Amy.
Hi, Amy.
Hi.
Amy, what's your birthday?
20th of March, 1985.
Okay, Amy, you were 16 in 2001 on the 28th of March.
And back in the early 2000s, this topped the charts.
Maya.
Case of the X.
Talk to me.
Do you love it?
I mean, after what we've just heard on the radio, Case of the X,
I think this is perfect.
True.
Very true.
It's topical.
It's relevant.
It's good.
I love that one.
Let's go to Eulalia.
Eulalia?
Eulalia.
Yes, hi.
Hi, Eulalia.
Hey, girl.
What's your birthday?
11 December 1984.
Okay, Eulalia, you were 16 in the year 2000 on the 11th of December.
And back in the millennium, this was number one.
Remember her?
I'm going to need some help on this one.
Samantha Mumba.
Got to tell you.
You know this one, Eulalia?
Yes.
Yeah, do you love it?
Yes.
Well, I like it.
Yeah, okay.
I love that song.
Samantha Mumba, she was really big for like a couple of years.
Okay, all right.
And also Nathan.
Hey, Nathan.
Hi, mate.
Hello, mate.
What's your birthday?
20th of April, 1980. All right, Nathan, mate. What's your birthday? 20th of April, 1980.
All right, Nathan.
You were 16 in 1996 on the 20th of April.
And this is your birthday banger.
How bizarre.
How bizarre.
How bizarre.
Absolute Kiwi classic.
OMC's How Bizarre.
You stoked with that, Nathan?
Oh, well, I think it's the best of a bad bunch tonight.
Oh, I like all of them, Nathan.
All right, Nathan.
Okay.
What are we going to play then?
I've got to be honest with you.
I don't remember Samantha Mumba.
Oh, you've Googled it?
Yeah, I'm looking at pictures of her now.
Show me.
Is it the same person I'm thinking of?
Yeah.
That's Samantha Mumba?
Yeah.
I like the Maya song.
I really like that one, Case of the X.
I'm keen for that.
You're keen for that?
Okay, we can agree on that then.
Amy, we're going to play your birthday banger.
Oh, that's awesome.
Let's do it, Ames.
Here you go.
Not many people get to win and you do.
Boom.
Thank you.
No regrets.
Bree and Clint.
This is birthday banger, ZM. Banga Zedim. Cause she's all alone I could tell it Cause you're ex by your tongue
Why is she calling now after so long?
Now what is it that she wants?
Tell me what is it that she needs?
Does she care about the fact
That you just fought for me?
Cause y'all didn't have no kids
Didn't share no mutual friends.
And you told me that she's your chick when y'all broke up in 96.
What you gonna do when you can't say no?
When the villain's about to show, boy, I really need to know it.
How you gonna act?
How you gonna handle that?
What you gonna do when she wants you back?
What you gonna do when you can't say no?
When the villain's about to show, boy, I really need to know it. How you gonna do when you can't say no? When the villain's about to show what I really need to know.
How you gonna act?
How you gonna handle that?
What you gonna do when she wants you back?
There's no need to get my miss by the pass.
Obviously, cause that fish did not last.
I know how a woman will try to game you.
You don't get caught up because baby you do
What is it that she wants?
Tell me what is it that she needs?
Should she hear about those brand new things that you just bought for me?
She's not a kid, had no kids
She had no mutual friends
And you told me that she's a trick.
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When she on the phone in the middle of the night
Looking while she in her life, trying to give her the light
She don't know me, she don't want to know me
I'm running out of time, I'm just calling
Cause I was gonna be there, but I'm back
I'm gonna be all done, I'm gonna take her back
Cause can't recognize, can't make her do the same thing
Get her right, change I'll take back this ring
What you gonna do when you can't say no
When I'm gonna stop the show boy
I really need to know it
How you gonna act
How you gonna have a bad
What you gonna do when she wants you back
What you gonna do when you can't say no
When I'm gonna stop the show boy
I really need to know it
How you gonna act
How you gonna have a bad
What you gonna do when she wants you back What you gonna do when you can't say no When I'm gonna stop the show boy I really need to know it ZM, Breeie and Clint.
That's the winner of Birthday Banger today.
For Amy, it's Maya's Case of the Ex.
Remember Maya was on the Lady Marmalade song
with Pink and Christina Aguilera.
And Lil' Kim.
Lil' Kim.
Also, we've realised,
because I didn't know Samantha Mumba,
and Brie was like, you know, Samantha Mumba.
I loved this song.
You know, Samantha Mumba. Turns out was like, you know Samantha Mumba. I loved this song when I was a kid. You know, Samantha Mumba.
Turns out Brie was thinking of Christina
Millian.
Somebody hit the lights so we could
rock it day and night. This is a tune
though. This is a tune.
From AM to PM
Everybody looking like stars
What an intro. What an intro.
Powerful song. She also did
Dip It Low.
From AM to PM.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Adrian Clint's birthday banger.
The podcast.
Yeah!
I've just read a text.
We were just talking about gross things you've seen on a plane,
and this text has me in tears.
I don't know if they're good or bad.
Someone texted through and they said, Hi, I got on a plane to Paris to fly me in tears. I don't know if they're good or bad. Someone texted through and they said,
Hi, I got on a plane to Paris to fly all the way to New Zealand
and the person who had been in my seat before me
had peed their pants all the way.
I should have.
All the way to Getz, had peed their pants. So I sat down and my pants were immediately soaked in someone else's wee.
I said to the flight attendant what had happened
and she said, we need to get you a blanket.
No.
No.
I said, no, I want to be moved, thanks. And she said said no.
I want to be moved, thanks.
And she said no.
Turns out we'd missed our connecting flight and there was no other choice.
It was a wee seat for 24 hours or nothing.
That's horrific.
I'm never complaining about the middle seat again. It's like standing on a wet bathroom floor in socks.
The minute it soaks through, it's wet and there's no getting it out.
You're in someone's way.
And all your spare clothes is under the plane.
So you can go and change your pants.
I would have been livid.
Probable.
Upgrade me.
We can't upgrade you, sir.
You smell like urine.
That is so grim.
Anyway, let's do a birthday banger today
where we find out what was number one on your 16th birthday.
Hey, Nesh.
Oh, no, Lucy.
Hi, Lucy.
Hi, Lucy.
Hi.
I believe it's your birthday today.
It is.
Happy birthday to you.
What year?
1997.
Okay, Lucy, you were 16 in 2013.
On this exact day back in 2013, this was number one.
Baby, be the class clown.
I'll be the beauty queen.
Lord, tennis court.
What a ripper. You've got the icon
herself. Yeah. Happy?
Yeah. Good birthday present.
Cool. Alright.
Wait there. Let's get another one. Nish now. Hi, Nish.
Hi, Nish. Hi. How are you?
Good, thanks. What's your birthday, Nish?
23rd of May, 1987.
Okay. You were 16 in
2003 on the 23rd
of May. And back in the early 2000s, this topped the charts.
No one knows what he's saying, but you get Sean Paul, get busy.
Love it?
Love it, Absolutely love it.
Yeah, cool.
What a pop.
This song just gets better and better the longer it goes on as well.
So good.
One more, Odessa.
Oh, great name.
Hi, Odessa.
Hi.
Hey, girl.
What's your birthday?
22nd of August, 95.
Okay, Odessa, you were 16 in 2011 on the 22nd of August.
And on that day, this was number one.
Mr. Sexo Beat.
This was a moment.
You'll bring me up, take me down, something, something, sexo beat.
This was a tune.
Who is it by?
Alexandra Stan.
Oh, how could I forget?
It's one of my favourite Alexandra Stan songs as well.
Same here.
What do you think, Adessa?
I think it's good.
I like it.
Is it better than Sean Paul?
Oh, definitely.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you're fighting for it.
I like it.
You would say that, though, wouldn't you?
I like that.
I would.
What do you reckon?
What do you reckon?
They're all good.
They're all good.
They are all good. I'd play any of those. I haven't heard
the Lorde song for a while. Did we play that last
time it came up in birthday band? I don't think so.
We definitely haven't played Mr Saxo Beat.
No. I'm gonna say
Get Busy. Yeah, I think so too.
It's a classic. I'm sorry, Odessa.
Oh, sorry girl. You'll enjoy
Sean DePaul, won't you? Who?
I call him Sean, because he was Sean DePaul. Oh, sorry, girl. You'll enjoy Shauna Paul, won't you? Who? I call him Shauna because he was Shauna Ball.
Oh, you were calling him Shaunda Paul.
No, Shauna Ball.
Ness, you win birthday banger.
Yeah.
Oh, thank you.
No worries.
Congratulations.
Get busy, New Zealand.
500 bucks up for grabs next with Men in Black.
Here's your birthday banger.
Bree and Clint, ZM.
Get busy.
Just share that booty non-stop.
Whenever you drop, Brian Clemson. Yo sexy ladies want part with us Inna di car with us, dem not walk with us Inna di club dem want flex with us
To get next with us, dem not vex with us
From the day my bonja ignited my flame
Gal I called my name and it did my fame
It's all good girl turn me on
Till I earn a mon, let's get it on
Let's get it on, till I earn a mon
Girl it's all good, just turn me on
Gal close with it, don't get agitated
Girl, go and rotate, anything you want you know you must get it
Come in here my man, chan, now easy tension
Girl, run the program, just go and fit it
Yo, have a good time girl, free up on your mind
Can't nobody care, this your man, go and let it
You are the number one girl, wave your hand
Make them see the wedding bang
Yo, sexy ladies want power with us
You know they got with us, them now war with us
You know the club, them want flex with us
To get next to us, them now vex with us
From the day my band died, night my flame
Gal, I call my name and it is my fame
It's all good, girl, turn me on
Till I earn them all, let's get it on
Let's get it on, till I earn them all
Girl, it's all good, just me on, oh, and get busy
Just hit that booty nonstop
When the beat drop, just keep swinging it
Get jiggy, get drunk, don't percolate
Anything you want, for God, it's oscillating
If I don't take me, take me
Oh, I can see you get life when the rhythm is all right
I'm a lyricist, I provide electricity
Y'all know, but I can't tell you nothing
Cause you don't know your destiny
Yo, sexy ladies won't part with us
They not a cow with us, them not a war with us
Inna the club, them won't flex with us
They get next to us, them not vex with us
From the dim of on, tight night, my flame
Girl, I call my name and it is my fame
It's all good, girl, turn me on
Till I earn a mon, let's get it on
Let's get it on, till I earn a mon Girl, it's all good, just turn me on till I earn a mon Let's get it on, let's get it on Till I earn a mon
Girl, it's all good, just turn me on
Yo, shake that thing, miss
Can I, can I shake that thing?
Yo, Annabella, shake that thing
Miss Donna, Donna, yo, miss
Jodie and the one named Rebecca
Yo, shake that thing, yo
Yo, Anna, shake that thing
Yo, Annabella, shake that thing
Miss, can I, can I, don't see ya, ay, yo
When we go side and
Sexy ladies won't part with us
You know they cry with us, them now walk with us
You know they club, them won't flex with us
Forget next to us, them now vex with us
From the day my band take night my flame
Girl, I call my name and it is my fame
It's all good, girl, turn me on
Till I earn the money, let's get it on Let's get it on
Till I earn them on God it's all good just turn me on
Yo sexy ladies won't part with us Inna the car with us
Them not walk with us Inna the club them won't flex with us
To get next with us Them not flex with us
From the day my brand tried not my flame Girl I called my name
Yo it is my fame It's all good girl turn me on ZM, Brian Clayton, that's the winner of Birthday Banger.
It's Sean Paul and Get Busy.
Great choice.
Someone's texted and said
Yes
Bath Street
Dunedin
As an 18 year old
Yes
That's the best result
If it brings back
Good memories right
Shout out to Bath Street
And Dunedin
Gotta get him back
For Friday Jams Live
This year
Would be great to get back
Yeah
Is he like Do you reckon Pitbull live this year. I think it would be great to get back.
Do you reckon Pitbull modelled himself off Sean Paul?
A little bit.
Definitely a little bit.
Has the same kind of
Dante, eh?
Sean Paul with subtitles
would be good too.
That would be good.
Imagine doing Sean Paul karaoke.
You get up there
and the words are scrolling along.
You're like, what?
He says that? Imagine being that sexy like Sean Paul that people You get up there and the words are scrolling along. You're like, what? He says that?
Imagine being that sexy like Sean Paul that people can't even understand you.
That's what people say about you and your Australian accent.
No, they don't.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Free and clean.
Birthday banger.
The podcast.
Yeah!
Take your birthdays, figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th
and then we play the best one.
First up is Shirley.
Hi, Shirley.
Hi, Sherl.
Hi, guys.
Do people sometimes call you Sherl the Pearl?
Yeah, Sherl, Sherl the Temple, Sherl the Bassie.
There you go.
I've got an auntie, Sherl, and we just call her Sherl the Pearl.
What's your birthday, Sheryl?
7th of September, 1979.
Okay, you were 16 in 1995 on the 7th of September.
And back in the 90s, this was number one.
Rock solid 90s classic.
Yes.
R.I.P. Lisa Left Eye Lopez.
Left Eye Lopez.
How you feel about that?
TLC, you like it?
Yes, I like it.
It's a great song.
Yep.
Party, party.
Absolute classic.
Next is Amanda.
Hi, Amanda.
Hi, Amanda.
Hi.
I think, hold on, wait just one sec.
I think those songs are switched around, so it should be the other one.
Right.
So we're just having a few technical difficulties.
So what I can see is they're the same song name.
Yes, so it is this one.
Gotcha.
Amanda is that one.
Sorry, Amanda, we're just figuring stuff out on air.
We're doing a bit of behind-the-scenes stuff in front of the scenes.
We're a bit busy in here this afternoon.
We're good, we're good, I. We're good. We're good.
I think we're good.
What's your birthday, Amanda?
7th of April, 1986.
Okay, Amanda, you were 16 in 2002 on the 7th of April,
and this is your birthday banger. Fun day, fun day, fun day.
Baby, did you want me when you had me?
J-Lo and Ja Rule.
Yeah, not bad, not bad.
What year is this?
2002.
There you go, solid 2000s classic.
Do you like it?
Do you like J-Lo?
Not bad.
Yeah.
Not bad at all.
Who doesn't love a bit of J-Lo?
We've got one more, and that is going to be with Nick.
Hi, Nick.
Hi.
What's your birthday, Nick?
4th of January, 1977. Okay, you were 16 in, Nick? 4th of January, 1977.
Okay.
You were 16 in 1993 on the 4th of January.
And also back in the 90s, this was number one.
And I am.
Oh, my God.
Nick.
Oh, my God.
And this.
Talk to me.
It's a great one.
I'm sure you're going to take it out.
This song has a strong history with the Brian Clint Show, too.
It's the song that almost broke, but also basically made Birthday Banger.
And cemented Birthday Banger into our show.
We had to physically fight Ross Boss to play this.
The thing is... I don't remember this.
I know.
Like an idiot, he now goes home at three o'clock,
so he has no control over what we play.
Could it be a second time play finally for the song that made Birthday Banger what it is?
For you, Nick.
I think it needs to be.
Surely.
The moment it came on, my heart did that thing that happens when you see somebody you truly love.
You know?
And you get the goosies.
Yes, totally.
Those good feels.
Nick, if you want it, we'll play it.
Oh, my gosh.
Yes, I think it should.
Don't let it get out of the end.
Please.
Oh, it's on.
For the second time.
What a big afternoon of bangers.
Here we go, everybody.
Here we go.
Let us shut up.
Here's the queen.
Bree and Clint.
This is Birthday Banger on ZM. I'll go, but I know I'll always love you
Will always love you
You My darling you You, my darling, you
Bittersweet memories
That is all I'm taking with me
So goodbye, please don't cry
We both know I'm always love you
I will always love you Ooh I hope life treats you kind
And I hope you have all you dreamed of And I wish you joy and happiness
But above all this
I wish always love you
I will always love you
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you
Darling, I love you. Oh, I'll always, I'll always love you.
Oh, the memories.
Oh.
What a tune.
One of the founding moments of this radio show
is the first time that song got played on Birthday Banger.
It's Whitney Houston and I Will Love You.
Always love you.
The man who didn't want it to happen.
Who nearly stopped it from happening.
And put his body on the line to prevent us from playing that song.
He sprayed poison out of a spray bottle.
And employees.
Was Ross Boss.
Almost 12 months on, he joins us again on the show.
Good afternoon, Ross.
Sorry, guys.
Can you just hold there?
I've just got to finish my other call.
Yes, I'll lift you here,
and then you just hit her around the knees with a bat.
Okay, cool.
Thanks.
Paul Abin at MP.
Love you.
Sorry.
Are you organising a hit on us?
Did you hear that?
Oh my gosh, how embarrassing.
Oh dear.
I mean, you live and learn and even in management,
you know, you've still got a lot to learn
and we're here to teach you those things,
like what good music sounds like.
You've made me come so close to swearing on the radio.
Have we opened your mind?
Are you here to apologise to us?
Is that why you're on?
I am here just to say, gosh, you guys bore me.
Oh, whatever.
I love the text coming through.
Shut up, Ross Boss.
Well, have fun.
Oh, Ross.
Have fun.
We laugh, don't we? Nice comeback. Oh, Ross. Have fun. We laugh, don't we?
Nice comeback.
Oh, we laugh.
Hey, that was dedicated to you, by the way.
I don't know if you heard it, but we dedicated it to you.
We will always love you, Ross.
We will always love you.
Always.
Oh, that's a nice one-way feeling, isn't it?
Okay, see you, mate.
Bye.
There's Birthday Banger.
He used up all his gear on the fake... On the fake Paul Abinit gag?
Yeah, on the fake Paul Abinit gag.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Free and Cleanse.
Birthday banger.
The podcast.
Yeah!
Let's get a birthday banger for a Friday.
Hmm, who do we start with?
I'm going to start with...
Who are we going to start with?
Oh, you all right, Nadine?
Nadine?
Yeah, I'm here.
What was that noise? What were you doing? I just turned the radio off. Oh. Oh, you all right, Nadine? Nadine? Yeah, I'm here. What was that noise?
What were you doing?
I just turned the radio off.
Oh, I see.
How's your Friday?
I am a school teacher, so my Friday is fantastic
because we just got some new negotiations through.
No, we've heard, Nadine.
We've heard.
Can we just say congratulations?
Thank you.
What are you going to spend your 18% on?
Oh, who would know?
Who would know?
Probably my children.
Sky's the limit.
Are you a union member?
I certainly am.
What are you going to do with your $1,500 hot cash injection?
The boom.
Who knows?
I'm a partial to a nice bottle of wine, so probably that.
Buy a ginski.
Buy a venute.
Yeah. A venute. Oh, how's the venute going? Oh, she's all Chinsky. Buy a Venote. Yeah.
A Venote.
Oh, how's Venote going?
Oh, she's all right, Nadine.
It's a bucket of rust.
Do you want it?
You can have it for $1,500.
No, no, no, thank you.
No, not at all.
She's a bit of trouble.
Nadine, well, should we do your birthday bang while you're here?
Yes, please.
I'm quite old, so we'll have to be digging in the archives.
We love these.
What's your actual birthday, Nadine?
27 November 1971.
Okay, you were 16 in 1987 on the 27th of November.
And back in the 80s, this was number one.
Yeah, girl.
That is a banger to go.
That is a banger.
How can you even beat that? That is a banger. You. That is a banger. How can you even beat that?
That is a banger.
You were 16 the year I was born.
Oh, thanks.
Don't make it feel bad.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I was trying to round it out as a compliment.
You sound like a spring chuck.
Yeah.
I am.
I'm a spring chicken.
Yeah.
Awesome.
Age is just a number, and I love it.
Midnight oil.
Beds are burning.
That's a good birthday banger.
Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah.. That's a good birthday banger. Sarah's here.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi.
How are you guys?
Good.
How are you, mate?
Oh, good.
Thank you.
I've got two very excited kids.
Birthday banger is our absolute favourite thing to do on our way home.
Oh, what are their names?
Super excited.
Campbell and Mitchell.
Oh, shout out to Campbell and Mitchell.
Good to have you on board.
Let's find out what mum's birthday banger is. Yeah.
What's your birthday, Sarah?
9th of May, 1983. Okay. You's your birthday, Sarah? 9th of May, 1983.
Okay, you were 16 in 1999 on the 9th of May.
And back in the late 90s, this topped the charts.
Here we go, here we go.
Okay.
So you're a rocket scientist.
That don't impress on me much
How you feel about that Sarah?
Forget the kids
Just think about yourself
I actually do remember
Loving a little bit of Shania Twain
When I was 16
To be honest
A little bit of leopard print
Was obsessed
Yeah yeah you know
Yeah
Bit of country
I dressed up as her
In that film clip
When I was 8
That don't impress on me much
It was very raunchy actually
That song was so rude To Brad Pitt, that song.
Terese, hi.
Hello.
Hello.
What's your birthday?
Second of April, 2000.
Okay, Terese, you were 16 in 2016 on the second of April,
and this is your birthday banger.
I took a pill and he peed.
To show a VT how it's cool. And when I finally got sober, I was To show Avicii I was cool
And when I finally got sober
I was ten years older
But it was something to do
It's Mike Posner doing his best Brie impersonation
with I took a pill and Ibiza.
I took a pill and Ibiza
Oh, yours has gotten worse.
Do you like it, Terese?
Do you like that?
Yeah, no, that's a good song.
I like it too.
I don't think it's going to win today.
Terese, can you tell me what his first hit was before that? Do you remember? Oh, God, I have it too. I don't think it's going to win today. Teresa, can you tell me what his first hit was before that?
Do you remember?
Oh, God, I have no idea.
Do you remember Clare's?
I'm just looking.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, that was a pretty...
What's your point?
I was just saying.
Are we playing Shania Twain? I think we're playing Shania Twain?
I think we're playing Shania Twain.
Shania Twain for the win.
I think we're playing Shania Twain.
Let's go, girls.
Wrong song.
Still works, mate.
This is for you, Sarah.
Congratulations.
You win, birthday banger.
Have a great weekend.
Get it, Sarah. Yeah, you too, Sarah. Congratulations. You win birthday banger. Have a great weekend. Get it, Sarah. You too, guys.
See you later.
I have a few guys who thought they were pretty smart.
But you got me in right down to my heart.
You think you're a genius.
You drive me up the wall.
You're a regular, original, know-it-all.
I love you.
Think you're special.
I think you're special. I think you're something
else.
Okay, so you're a rocket scientist.
That don't impress me much.
So you got the brains
but haven't got the touch.
Now don't get me wrong,
yeah, I think you're alright.
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night.
That don't impress me much.
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah.
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket.
And a comb up his sleeve just in case and all that extra
hotel in your hair ought to lock it because heaven forbid it should fall out of place
okay so you're brad p. That don't impress me much.
So you got the looks but haven't got the touch.
Now don't get me wrong.
Yeah, I think you're all right.
But that won't keep me warmer the middle of the night.
That don't impress me much.
Oh. That don't impress me much Yeah You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in.
I can't believe you kissed your car goodnight.
Now, come on, baby, tell me.
You must be choking, right?
Oh, well, you think you're something special.
Oh, well, you think you're something else.
Okay, so you got a car. Don't impress on me much, don't impress on me much Oh no, you think you're cool but have you got the touch?
Nah, nah, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress on me much
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah Okay.
So what do you think?
You're Elvis or something? Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
ZM, Brie and Clint.
It's the winner of Birthday Banger, Shania Twain,
who I think maybe lives in New Zealand, by the way.
We don't really talk about her much, but she owns property.
Yeah, she owns property in the South Island.
She toured at the end of last year here.
She owns a big block of land in the South Island.
Yeah, like a high country station or something like that.
Let's go, girls.
Oh, no joke.
If you need to get someone in the mood to come out with you for a drink,
put this song on and I'll tell you what, instant.
As soon as it comes on, let's go girls.
Is that waving some cowgirl boots under their nose?
I've done it many times to Ellie, producer Ellie,
when we've been in our hotel room when we're on tour and she looks grim.
You could convince Ellie to come out with like a funeral song.
She has the most rubber arm I've ever seen in the world.
It goes like this.
I'll be like, Ellie, you want to go out?
She's like, oh, no.
Come on, mate.
No, no, hang on.
Say it.
Every time, Ellie.
Ellie, you want to go out?
No, I'm not really feeling it.
Come on, mate.
Let's go, girls.
I'm keen.
I'm in.
Let's go.
Come on.
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We're going to play that next.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday. It's my birthday.
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