ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s Birthday Banger – w.c 1st April 2019
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It's my birthday, it's my birthday, it's Free and Clint's Birthday Banger, the podcast.
Yeah!
We're a little bit early.
Yeah, we are a little bit early.
But, um, Birthday Banger, we take your birthdays and we figure out what was number one on your
16th and then we play one of those songs.
First one up, Kia ora Nick.
Hi Nick.
Hi Nick.
G'day, how you going?
Good thanks, what's your birthday Nick?
16th of Feb 71.
Okay Nick, you were 16 in 1987 on the 16th of Feb.
And back in the 80s, this topped the chart.
Bon Jovi.
What a change!
Living on a prayer.
Was that a bit of you in the 80s, Nick?
Oh, absolutely.
Still love them now.
I reckon your mum...
That's great.
Has your mum got a thing for Jon Bon Jovi?
She actually has been to see him in concert.
Yeah, he'd be a bit of her, right?
Yeah, she loves Bon Jovi.
Okay, next up's Rochelle.
Hi, Rochelle.
Hi, Rochelle.
Hi, guys.
How are you?
Good, thank you.
What's your birthday, Rochelle?
16th of November, 1988.
Okay, you were 16 in 2004elle? 16th of November, 1988. Okay.
You were 16 in 2004 on the 16th of November,
and this is your birthday banger.
Joking.
This is the album that they didn't force onto your iPhone,
but it's the one just before that.
It was called How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb. You get U2
Vertigo. What a jam.
What a jam. This was a jam from
U2. Do you reckon? Yeah,
I like that song. Producer Ben
got vertigo, didn't you? And I kept
making, it was quite a serious disease
that he got. He got really sick. But I kept making
jokes about that U2 song.
Every time he said, I've got vertigo, I'd go, hello, hello. He got really sick. But I kept making jokes about that U2 song. Every time he said I've got vertigo,
I'd go,
hello, hello.
But he'd never heard the song.
So it took about a month
before I realised
the joke wasn't connected.
That joke was even funnier
the 20th time I've heard it.
Yeah, I know, right?
I've got vertigo.
Producer Ben's got vertigo.
Okay, one more birthday banger.
Hi, Catherine.
Hi, Catherine.
Hi.
What's your birthday?
2 December 1994.
Okay, Catherine, you were 16 in 2010 on the 2nd of December and on that day, this was number one.
Woo-hoo!
Oh! Banger! You get the Far East movement. Catherine, does that bring back some memories?
No, mixed feelings, I think.
Why mixed feelings?
I don't think it's as good as the other people's ones.
Okay, well, at least you're honest with that.
That's fine.
What's your heart telling you we should play today? My heart says Bon Jo ones. Yeah. Okay, well, at least you're honest with that. That's fine. What's your heart telling you we should play today?
My heart says Bon Jovi.
Yeah.
Because that's an absolute
ripping song.
I don't want to hear
that U2 song.
Like, I like that U2 song.
I don't.
Not in this moment.
Yeah.
I do love Like a G6.
Do you?
Does it hold up?
That's the question.
Is it timeless
or was it just that moment?
What was the year
for Like a G6? 2010. Can you play that bit for me one more up? That's the question. Is it timeless or was it just that moment? What was the year for Like A G6?
2010.
Can you play that bit for me one more time?
Yeah, sure thing.
I'm really on the fence today, so you can make the call.
And whichever one you say, I'll go with you.
Okay, I've made a decision.
Probably going to cop it on the text machine.
Gotta be Bon Jovi.
Gotta be Bon Jovi. Yes.
Gotta be. It's a
sing-along.
No regrets.
You do the thing.
Alright, New Zealand. Your birthday banger this afternoon.
It's a bit of Bon Jovi.
Live it on a prayer.
Welcome back to Coast. What's it like to be a man so far away?
Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on track
He's down on his luck
It's tough
So tough She's the one who's the diner all day
Working for her man
She brings home her bed for love
For love
She says we gotta hold on
To what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not
We got each other and that's a lot for love
We'll give it a shot
Oh, we're halfway there
Oh, give me all the bread
Take my hand, we'll make it, I swear
Oh, give me all the bread
Time has got his six-string in high
Now he's holding in
What he used to make her talk so tough
It's tough
She's a dreamer running away
She cries in the night time at Christmas
Baby, it's like a
Sunday
We gotta hold on to what we've got.
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not.
We've got each other and that's a lot for love.
We're giving it a shot.
Oh, the're halfway there
Oh, living on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it, I swear
Oh, living on a prayer
Living on a prayer We gotta hold on
Ready or not
You live for the fight
When that's all that you've got
Rollin' halfway there
I'm livin' on a plane
Take my hand and we'll make it, I swear
I'm livin' on a plane
Rollin' halfway there
I'm livin' on a plane All right, you're on here.
You're on, you're on.
Oh, we're on.
You're on.
Bring us out.
You took us in.
Bring us out.
No talking.
Oh, right.
Yeah, yeah.
And welcome back to Ghost.
No, Zed, it says...
People will really think they're on Coast.
That's the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon from Bon Jovi.
Say what you just said off air.
That is one of the five songs I told the DJ at my wedding he was not allowed to play.
I hate that song.
No!
I hate it.
I hate all Bon Jovi. I really, really do. I hate that song. No! I hate it. I hate all Bon Jovi.
I really, really do.
You do?
Yeah, honestly, I hate almost all 80s rock music.
Like, get away from me.
Get away from me.
Hey, good news, though.
We've got a sponsor on board for Birthday Banger this week.
It's our mates at Grab One.
And everyone who wins Birthday Banger this week is going to score a $50 GrabOne voucher. So Nick,
not only do you get Bon Jovi,
you also get $50 to go and spend
at grabone.co.nz. How good?
Awesome, thanks guys.
It's my birthday. It's my
birthday. It's Brian Clint's birthday
banger. The podcast.
Yeah! We had three
good ones yesterday.
What did we get? We had Bon Jovi
U2
And Far East Movement
Yeah, you say three good ones
I say three stinkers
I didn't mind them
I thought they were all good
I thought they were all paru-es, bro
But I've got high hopes for today
Alright, let's rip into it
I love this feature because every day is different
You never know what you're going to get
First person is Anna
Hi
Hi What's your birthday, Anna? Every day is different. You never know what you're going to get. First person is Anna. Hi.
Hi.
What's your birthday, Anna?
It's the 12th of March, 1973.
Don't laugh.
No, we love this. Don't laugh.
Say that proudly, please.
1973.
There you go.
Yes, you were 16 in 1989 on the 12th of March,
and this is your birthday banger.
I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more March, and this is your birthday banger.
See, because your birthday is in the 70s,
you get a rock-solid birthday banger like the Proclaimers, 500 miles.
It's an anthem.
It is an anthem. It is an anthem, that's for sure.
Have we played it?
Is it all so annoying?
Kind of.
Um, no, I don't believe we've ever played that.
Have we not?
No.
Okay, alright, that changes the equation even more.
Hi, Danielle.
Hi.
Danielle, what's your birthday?
The 15th of March, 1984.
Okay, Danielle, you were 16 in the year 2000 on the 15th of March,
and back in the year 2000, this was number one.
Destiny's Child, Say My Name.
Like it, happy, love it, hate it.
It's a pretty good trick.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Pretty good song.
I mean, Destiny's Child's first hit.
One more.
Chanel. Chanel.
Chanel got cut off by my fat fingers.
Bugger.
Did you hang up on Chanel?
Yeah, I pushed two phone lines at once.
Oh, Chanel.
I've got her birthday.
You've got it here anyway?
Okay, Chanel, I hope you're listening.
Chanel's birthday was yesterday and you've hung up on her.
Don't make me feel worse.
So, 1st of April, 1995.
So, she was 16 in 2011 and this was number one.
That's probably a good thing I hung up on her.
You leave this song alone.
Oh, there's not one person listening right now who's not sick of this song.
We've got her back. Hey, Chanel. Hi. We've got her back.
Hey, Chanel.
Hi.
You've got Adele.
Someone like you.
What do you reckon?
Oh, what a banger.
What a banger.
Okay, well, you should fight for your song
because this week,
Birthday Banger is sponsored by GrabOne.
You can live huge with incredible deals
at grabone.co.nz
and the winning song,
the person who owns that song
gets a $50 GrabOne voucher.
So who's it going to be?
What are you thinking?
Proclaimers 500 Miles.
All right.
Oh, you're just going to give it to me like that?
Yeah, because I'm not, I mean, I love the other two songs,
but they are songs that do get played on Friday Jams.
Yes, they do get played on Friday Jams.
Yeah.
Plus, can you be a bit more positive about the Proclaimers 500 miles?
Yay.
Anna, we're going to play your birthday banger.
And so you should, guys.
Yes, so we should.
And we've got a grab one voucher for you as well.
Well done.
Awesome.
Thanks so much.
Here you go, birthday banger ZM.
When I wake up, well, I know I'm going to be.
I'm going to be the man who makes him next to you
When I go out
Yeah I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
If I get drunk
Well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I heaver
Yeah I know I'm gonna be, I'm to be the man who's heavering to you.
But I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more to be the man who walks a thousand miles to fall down at your door.
And I'm walking, yes, I know I'm going to be gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money
Comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home
Oh, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow
Well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's going over you
But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be a man
Walk a thousand miles
To fall down at your door When I'm lonely
Well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's lonely well or two And when I'm lonely, well, I know I'm going to be.
I'm going to be the man who's lonely without you.
And when I'm dreaming, well, I know I'm going to dream.
I'm going to dream about the time when I'm with you.
When I go out, well, I know I'm going to be.
I'm going to be the man who goes along with you.
And when I come home, yes, I know I'm going to be. I'm going to be the man who goes along with you. And when I come home, I know I'm going to be.
I'm going to be the man who comes back home with you.
I'm going to be the man who's coming home with you.
But I would walk 500 miles and I would want five hundred more To be the man that walks a thousand miles
To follow that shoe door La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la- We walk 500 miles an hour. We walk 500 more.
Just a little bit of fun.
We walk a thousand miles an hour.
All that you do.
ZM Brant Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger from the Proclaimers.
This week sponsored by GrabOne.
Oh, play their other hit song.
Oh, I don't have time.
Oh.
Hang on. Hang on.
Hang on.
The Proclaimers.
Oh, no, they do have another song that you probably know
from being in pubs and stuff.
I'm on me wee.
Oh, I love this song.
I'm going to eat my words, actually.
From misery to happiness today.
I'm on my wee.
From misery to happiness today. I'm on my way from misery to happiness today.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
I'm on my way from misery to happiness today. You start.
Oh, no, it's not here.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Oh, no, it was.
You led me into that.
Sorry, my bad.
Good, that was fun.
We are very quickly becoming New Zealand's number one station
for drunken pub rock anthems.
Yesterday, Bon Jovi.
Today, The Proclaimers.
What are we going to play tomorrow?
I'm hoping some Bette Midler.
Oh, okay, sure.
Nah, I'm just joking.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
It's Brian Clint's Birthday Banger.
The podcast.
Yeah!
This is Birthday Banger, where we find out what was number one on your 16 my birthday. Brian Clint's Birthday Banger. The podcast. Yee-haw!
This is Birthday Banger, where we find out what was number one on your 16th birthday.
And this week, if you win, if you have the best birthday banger, we're hooking you up with GrabOne Credit,
because they're hooking up the segment.
You good?
Nah.
Okay.
You can live huge with incredible deals at grabone.co.nz and $50 vouchers up for grabs today.
All right, let's start the segment.
Hi, Izzy.
Hi, Izzy.
Hi, hi, hi.
What's your birthday, Izzy?
2nd of March, 1983.
Okay, Izzy, you were 16 in 1999 on the 2nd of March,
and this was Top of the Charts.
When I'm with you, I lose my mind. Give me a sign. March and this was top of the charts.
Oh my god, were we perfectly in tune just then?
I think so. Izzy, you get OG Brittany
baby one more time.
An absolute tune.
Absolute tune. Gonna be really hard to beat.
Yeah, I like that one. That's a really good first up one.
Hi, Abby.
Hi, Abby.
Hey, how are you guys?
Good, thank you.
What's your birthday?
My birthday?
22nd of Feb 1995.
Okay, Abby, you were 16 in 2011 on the 22nd of Feb.
And back on that day, this was number one. It's not about the money, money, money. We don't need your money, money, money.
We just want to make the world.
Jessie J or Mrs. Tatum.
Don't say that.
Mrs. Channing Tatum.
Price tag.
You like Jessie J?
Bumbling.
Yeah, love it.
Brie actually does a great Jessie J.
Oh, shut up.
Do we still have a copy of that?
Shut up, Abby.
Don't.
Do we still have a copy of Brie's Jessie J? Maybe don't. Do we still have a copy of Bree's Jessie J?
Maybe we can dig it up.
No, we can't dig it up.
One more on Birthday Banger today.
Emma.
Hi, Emma.
Hi, Emma.
Hi.
What's your birthday?
20th of May, 1991.
Okay, Emma, you were 16 in 2007 on the 20th of May,
and this is your Birthday Banger.
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
I love Akon.
And you get Don't Matter.
Do you like that, Emma?
Uh, yeah.
Not Akon's best song.
No, by far not his best.
It's no Smack That.
What was the other one?
Blame It On Me.
Was he sexy chick?
He was sexy chick.
Oh, he's also the adult version sexy B word.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
Okay, I like that.
So we've got three options.
Well, we've got four options really.
We've got one Britney, one Akon, and two Jessie J's because there's always...
God damn it!
I feel sexy and free
Like glitter's
raining on me
This will live forever by the way
Am I on tune there?
The Brie Thomas L
cover of Jessie J
will live forever
I can taste the tension like a cloud
of smoke in the air
I'm breathing like I'm something Can I say I had no prep that was thrown at me at the last minute That's my favourite part.
Can I say, I had no prep.
That was thrown at me at the last minute.
What do you want to play in Birthday Banger?
For real though, what do you want to hear?
What do you want to hear?
I want to hear Britney Spears.
Okay, let's go Britney Spears. Let's go Britney Spears.
Izzy, we're playing your Birthday Banger today.
Oh, perfect.
Amazing.
We've got a $50 Grab One voucher for you as well.
Congratulations.
Oh, yay. Thank you. All right, here we go. Br've got a $50 Grab One voucher for you as well. Congratulations. Oh, yay.
Thank you.
All right, here we go.
Bree and Clint, hit him.
Hit him. Oh baby, baby, I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're right outside
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby, cause I need to know now
Because my loneliness is killing me
I must confess, I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Oh baby, baby
The reason I breathe is you
Boy, you got me blinded
Oh baby, baby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
Stop the way I'm playing
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby
Cause I need to know now
Because my loneliness is killing me
I must confess, I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby How was I supposed to know?
Oh baby, baby, I shouldn't have let you go I must confess that my loneliness is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe that you will be here
And give me a sign, hit me baby one more time
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess, I still believe
When I'm at the top of my head, I lose my mind
Give me a sign, Hit me baby one more time.
I'm holding my loneliness.
It's killing me now.
I'm asking us.
Don't you know I still believe.
That you will be here.
And give me a sign.
Hit me baby one more time
GDM, Bree and Clint, that's Birthday Banger.
This week brought to you by GrabOne.
We're giving away $50 vouchers if your birthday banger is the one that we choose.
That was good. I like that one.
You can't go past OG Britney Spears, can you?
No, you can't. In her prime.
And that is a powerful birthday banger.
I also like Britney Spears out of her prime
oh like hot mess
Britney Spears
like give me give me more
like she was also
it's Britney bitch
alright
Brian Clinton
here's Jessie J
no
I'm feeling sexy
and free
like it is raining
on me
you like it
shut up
feel good
it's my birthday it's my birthday, it's my birthday
It's Free and Clint's Birthday Banger
The podcast
This is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was the number one song
Topping the charts on your 16th birthdays
I'm just going to delay to a slight pause
Oh no, we're good to go now, cool
First person up to play Birthday banger with us is Kate.
Kia ora, Kate.
Hi, Kate.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thank you.
What's your birthday, Kate?
Old school.
We love it.
11th of August, 1961.
Oh, yes, we love this, Kate.
You were 16 in 1977
on the 11th of August.
How good.
And back in the 70s,
this was top of the charts.
Boogie Nights, Heat Wave.
Do you remember that, Kate?
Yes, I do remember that, yeah.
Were you a disco chick?
Yeah, I'd go to the disco. Did you have big flared jeans and platform shoes and stuff like that?
Yes, I used to have them. They were the days. I'd love big flared jeans and platform shoes and stuff like that? Yes.
They were the days. I'd love to live back to those days. They were the days
like you were there.
Kate gets me. Okay, cool
Kate. Good. Wait there. We'll see if yours is
the number one birthday banger today. Next up
is Grace. Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace.
Hi. What's your birthday,
Grace? 25th
of August, 1991.
Okay, Grace, you were 16 in 2007 on the 25th of August,
and this is your birthday banner.
Fergalicious.
Oh, my God.
Don't cry.
No, come on, Grace.
You know you like it.
I thought it was going to be something that would remind me of drinking RTDs or something.
I didn't think it.
Yeah, this song reminds you of drinking RTDs and crying.
Yeah, of a breakup.
Yeah, that's not great.
Hang on, hang on.
Altogether, here we go.
Here we go.
Oh, Grace actually sang it.
I didn't expect that.
Yes, Grace, good for you.
Last one up to the batting plate is Bailey.
Kia ora, Bailey.
Hi, Bailey.
How are we getting on?
Good, thank you.
How are you?
Not too bad, not too bad.
That's good.
Let's get a ripping last one for you, Bailey.
What's your birthday?
The 25th of July 1996
Okay Bailey, you were 16 in 2012
On the 25th of July
And back on that day, this was number one
This is the original
We meant to have the Calvin Harris version
Spectrum, Florence and the Machine Here we go We meant to have the Calvin Harris version.
Spectrum, Florence and the Machine.
Here we go.
Oh, no, this is the long DJ remix.
Oh, no.
Oh, my.
What's going on at this radio station?
Bailey, what are your thoughts?
Not too bad.
Surely a winner.
I agree.
Surely a winner. Yeah Surely a winner Yeah you know
We all know
What you're talking about right
Yeah I know
What you're talking about
Okay cool
What are we going with today
Oh I'm picking that one
Going with that one
For sure
Alright let's do it
Bailey
Because of it's
Oh my god
Bailey we've got a
$50 Grab One voucher
For you
Congratulations
Nice work Bailey
Yeah good work, everybody.
It's one of those afternoons, mate.
Let's do it.
Florence and the Machine, Calvin Harris.
Just between you and I.
Yeah.
I'm not in a good way today.
Are you all right?
I'm quite hungover.
I know.
I know. We first came here, we were cold and we were clear
With no colors on our skin, we were light and black as steel
And when we first came here, we were cold and we were clear
With no colors on our skin, Till we let the spectrum in
Say my name
And every color illuminates
We are shining
And we'll never be afraid again
Say my name
As every galaxy illuminates
We are shining
We'll never be afraid again
Say my name
As every galaxy illuminates
We are shining
We'll never be afraid again
And when we come for you
We'll be dressed up unimportant
With the ocean in our arms
Kiss your eyes and kiss your palms.
And when it's time to pray.
We'll be dressed up on a grave.
With metal on our tongues.
And silver in our lungs.
Say my name
And every color you emit
We are shining
And we'll never be afraid again
Say my name
And every color you emit
We are shining
We will never be afraid again
Say my name
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
We are shining
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Say my name
Say my name
Say my name
Say my name
Say my name
Say my name
Say my name Say my name
Every time we illuminate
We are strong
We'll never be afraid again
Say my name
Banger!
That's the winner of Birthday Banger today.
Bree and Clint, ZM, Florence and the Machine,
the Calvin Harris remix of Spectrum.
I enjoyed that.
I loved it.
That revived me.
That brought me back to life, that song right there.
You've been hung.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
After that, we...
Because the funeral yesterday,
and then we went out after the funeral.
And you all come together,
and I heard you were all vaping and...
Only as a tribute to our friend.
Calvin Harris, by the way, tomorrow...
I don't know how much...
Do you like Calvin Harris old stuff?
I love Calvin Harris old stuff.
Tomorrow is 10 years since he released this song.
And he's putting out a whole lot of...
This is just if you love Calvin Harris.
A whole lot of remixes for this
for the 10th anniversary of it.
This is the song that started his beef with Chris Brown.
The huge feud between him and Chris Brown.
Why?
Because Chris Brown stole the...
You know the bit in the song where it goes...
Yeah.
Chris Brown stole that for this song for a year three times.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
And Calvin Harris called him out on Twitter and it went to god. Yeah. And Calvin Harris
called him out on Twitter
and it went to court
and everything.
And who won?
Calvin Harris.
This bit right here.
Does sound very
Calvin Harris, doesn't it?
Say what you want
about Chris Brown as well
but this song was hard to avoid.
This album.
Yeah.
I mean, say what you want about Chris Brown,
most of it's true.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
It's Brian Clint's birthday banger.
The podcast.
Yeah!
This is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was number one on your 16th
and then we play one of those songs.
Only the best one.
This week, Grab One's coming on board too.
We've got $50 GrabOne.co.nz vouchers to give away.
Hi, Chantel.
Hi, Chantel.
Hi.
What's your birthday, Chantel?
October 87.
What was that, Chantel?
October 87. Got worse the second time. One more time, Chantel. What was that Chantel? October 87
Got worse the second time
One more time Chantel
What was that?
7th of October 87
I got 7th of October 87
That's what I got too
So she was 16 in 2003
On the 7th of October
Back in 2003
This topped the charts
I know it got even worse in 2003, this topped the charts.
Oh no, it got even worse.
Oh, jeez.
I wish there was bad reception wherever this song was playing from.
Don't pretend
like you don't like Nickelback.
I don't like Nickelback.
You do, and I think you're a brave
person to admit it. I don't mind it.
It speaks to your character in more ways than one.
What does Chantel think?
Chantel, are you happy that Nickelback is your birthday banger?
Yeah, I am, actually.
Yes, Chantel, I'm with you on that.
Well, just me then.
That's cool.
That's totally fine.
Let's go to Shelley.
Hey, Shell.
Hi, Shelley.
Hi there.
What's your birthday, Shelley?
9th of March, 1973.
Okay, Shelley, you were 16 in 1989
on the 9th of March, and
this is your birthday bag.
Put some big cones on
your boobies. Awesome.
Because you've got Madonna like a Brit.
Yeah, it's a classic.
And good Madonna too.
Not cringy Madonna, you know, like vintage Madonna. That was good Madonna. Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah, that's a classic. Magi-mag. And good Madonna too, not cringy Madonna, you know, like vintage Madonna.
That was good Madonna.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Yeah, that's a good one.
It is a good one.
Nice work, Shelley.
I'd hang around.
Last one up is Shannon.
Hi, Shannon.
Hi, Shannon.
Hi.
What's your birthday, Shannon?
13th of April, 1977.
Okay, Shannon, you were 16 in 1993 on the 13th of April,
and back on that day, this was number one.
Oh, Shannon.
Licky bum bum down.
You've got informer and snow.
Or snow informer.
The line in there, it goes,
I do like that song.
How do you feel about that Shannon?
I love that.
I'm reminiscing.
That's a tune.
I once learnt
the words to that song
and I can't remember
them at all.
Yeah I don't know many.
What do we want
to play today?
We've got three choices.
Nickelback.
I'm voting for
Nickelback straight away.
You can't change my mind.
Nickelback someday.
That's my vote.
And I know you've still got that veto up your sleeve as well.
I do.
Well, I'm voting for Madonna.
You're voting for Madonna over Nickelback.
Chad Kroger, the legend.
You're not making it any better.
Yeah, I'm voting for Madonna like a prayer.
That song is great.
That song is, and when it kicks, it squouts, it builds.
It's a great song.
You're not changing my mind.
Nickelback all the way.
Let's go to the producers.
Okay, you're welcome to use your veto if you need it,
or are you confident one of the producers is going to give you Nickelback?
I don't know.
I'm hoping.
I'm going to choose the producer today,
and the person who's going to choose is Ellie.
Producer Ellie.
Which she doesn't want to choose.
Oh, I had Ben all lined up for you.
You hate all three of these songs, don't you?
I'm not really not a fan of any of them, eh?
Well, let's go with Producer Ben then.
Okay, alright, Producer Ben.
Do you want to use your veto?
Okay.
Are you really
going to vote for Madge?
I was going to vote Madonna like a prayer.
A hundred percent, yeah.
This is your last chance.
I just feel like I should keep my veto for a really, really dire time.
God, the way you feel, it must be a great song that you're holding it for.
Seriously.
Well, you just never know.
Fine.
We're playing Madonna?
Yep.
We're playing Madonna.
I'm not happy.
Nickelback, I mean, goes begging.
Yeah, and good.
This is the winner of Birthday Banger today.
It's Madonna.
Here come the Nickelback fans for you made on the text machine. I love you. In the midnight hour, I can feel your power. Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there.
I hear your voice.
It's like an angel sighing.
I have no choice.
I hear your voice.
Feels like flying.
I close my eyes. Oh God, I prayer I'm down on my knees
I wanna take you there
Give me my heart
I can feel your power
Just like a prayer
You know I'll take you there
Like a child
You whisper softly to me
You're in control just like a child
Now I'm dancing, it's like a dream
No end and no beginning
You're here with me
It's like a dream
Let the choir sing
When you call my name
It's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees
I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour
I can feel your power
Just like a prayer
You know I'll take you there
When you call my name
It's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees
I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour
I can feel your power
Just like a prayer
You know I'll take you there
Life is a mystery
Everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like home
Just like a prayer, your voice can take me there
Just like a mystery, you are a mystery
Just like a dream, you are not what you seem
Just like a prayer, no choice, your voice can take me there Just like a breath, no choice Your voice can take me there
Just like a breath, I'll take you there
It's like a dream to me
Just like a breath, I'll take you there
It's like a dream to me
Just like a breath, I'll take you there
Just like a dream, I'll take you there
Just like a dream, I'll take you there
Just like a dream, I'll take you there
Just like a dream, your voice can take me there
Just like a dream to me, you are a mystery
Just like a dream, you are not what you seem
Just like a prayer, no, just your voice can take me there
Just like a prayer, your voice can take me there
Just like a myth to me, you are a mystery
Just like a dream, you are not what you seem ZM, Brie and Clint
That is the winner of Birthday Banger
And in the words of our mate Big Gay Al
That is a gay banger
That is an absolute gay anthem.
Hello, boys.
We've made you a gay banger sting, Big Gay Al.
That's the biggest compliment I've ever received in my life.
Hello, boys.
Hello, boys.
Also on the text machine, we are getting a lot of messages saying,
Bree, you should have used your veto.
I tried.
You didn't try.
You didn't try.
No, I tried to convince you guys to play the right song,
which was Nickelback. Yeah, but if you truly stood guys to play the right song, which was Nickelback.
Yeah, but if you truly stood by the song,
you would have just used your veto.
No, because I never know when I'm going to need that.
When are you going to need it?
If not now, when?
I might need it someday.
Dickle sack.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Can you truly say you hate this?
Big Gay Al, Nickelback, Gay Anthem?
No, this song is the contraception equivalent of any song that you can get on Spotify or iTunes.
Big Gay Al, you need Jesus.
Yes.
Okay, a couple of things.
We owe you guys a Billy Button push,
so if you would like to push it now,
you can call us 0800DIALS.
Bree will shoot out and push the Billy Button for you.
I will.
And what are we doing next?
Oh, producers are in with the high-low best bits from the week.
Also, another new Jonas Brothers song has dropped.
Has it?
Yeah, and here it is.
This is called Cool.
Bree and Clint, ZM.
I'm feeling so cool.
Top to the bottom, just cool.
Every little thing that I do.
Damn it, I'm feeling so cool, cool, cool.
Yeah.
Woke up feeling like a new James Dean.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.
The podcast.
Yeah!