ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s Birthday Banger – w.c 29th April 2019
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It's my birthday, it's my birthday, it's Brian Clint's Birthday Banger, the podcast.
Yeah!
We take your birthdays, we figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday when
you're partying, you know, probably having a few lemonades.
Back when you were cool.
Although, have we used anyone really cool when they were 16?
I wasn't.
I definitely wasn't.
I wasn't.
I had a shell necklace.
We'll start with Jordan today.
So did I.
Hi Jordan. Hi Jordan. Hi, Jordan.
Hi, Jordan.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thanks.
What's your birthday?
25th of March, 1986.
Oh, you would have had a shell necklace when you were 16 as well, I reckon.
All right.
No, just us.
Just us.
You were 16 in 2002, Jordan, on the 25th of March, and on that day, this topped the charts.
I'll be here and you'll be near.
And that's the deal, my dear.
Fun fact, producer Ellie performed a very provocative dance to this song
when she was at intermediate school.
It was like...
Year five, I believe. It was like... Year five, I believe.
It was like that Mean Girls thing when they do that real inappropriate Christmas dance.
And everyone's like...
Should this be happening at a school?
I don't know.
Jordan, that's your birthday banger.
Do you like it?
You get Shakira.
Yeah, I love it.
Yeah, cool.
It's a chain.
It's a chain.
Second is Tanya.
Hi, Tanya.
Hi, Tanya.
Hi.
What's your birthday?
It's an oldie. Yeah. 20th of November, 1973. Oh, yeah. We love these, Tanya. Hi, Tanya. Hi, Tanya. Hi. What's your birthday? It's an oldie.
Yeah.
20th of November, 1973.
Oh, yeah.
We love these, Tanya.
You were 16 in 1989 on the 20th of November,
and this is your birthday banger.
This is the song that Cher wrote just before she figured out
how to physically freeze time and stop ageing completely.
I love yours, Tanya.
Do you love it?
I love it.
Yeah, okay.
Ellie never did a dance to this song,
but don't let that affect the decision.
One more.
It's for Renata.
Hi, Renata.
Hi, Renata.
Hi.
What's your birthday?
The 4th of December, 1995.
Okay, Renata, you were 16 in 2011 on the 4th of December,
and on that day, this was number one.
Bang up.
Bang up.
Three.
Do you like that, Renata, by the way?
Yeah, yeah.
That's a good song.
I love that Riri song.
We have got three powerhouse female anthems for Birthday Banger today.
Cher, Shakira, and Rihanna.
That's good.
I know what you're going to say already. I just want to bask in this for a second that we've got three stonkers.
It is good. You don't need to vote.
You don't need to vote. Cher, if I could do it back to you.
No.
Oh, it's gone.
I was going to agree with you.
This is birthday banger.
This has made my Monday. Oh, where's Tanya?
Tanya, your song's on.
Turn it up, Tanya.
Turn it up, Tanya. Wow. I don't know why I said the things I said.
It can cut deep inside.
Words are like weapons.
They wound sometimes.
I didn't really mean to hurt you.
I didn't want to see you go.
I know I made you cry
But baby, if I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that I heard you
You'd say
If I could reach for stars
I'd give them all to you.
And you'd love me, love me like you used to.
If I could turn back time, my world would shatter, I was torn apart.
Like someone took a knife and drove it deep in my heart
When you walked out that door, I swore that I didn't care
But I lost everything, darling, dead and gone
Too strong to tell you I was sorry
Too proud to tell you I was wrong
I know that I was blind
And darling, if I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that have hurt you
And you'd say
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do
If I could turn back time
If I could turn back time
If I could turn back time
Oh, baby
I didn't really mean to hurt you
I didn't want to see you go
I know I made you cry
But oh, if I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words I heard you
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
And you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do
If I could turn the times
Is it him? Everyone! ZM.
Everyone.
Brian Clint.
That's the winner of Birthday Banger.
It's from Cher.
It's called If I Could Turn Back Time.
What year are we talking about for that?
We're talking about the year of the banger.
1989.
No.
Who was it for,
by the way?
It was for
Tanya.
Tanya,
we've got a $50
Grab One voucher
for you
for winning
Birthday Banger
as well.
Grab One is sponsoring
Birthday Banger.
You can live huge
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I'm going to put it out there.
They should add Cher to the
Friday Jams playlist.
Yep.
No?
Well, yeah. But if you add Cher, you've
got to add meatloaf.
No, you don't. You just don't add it.
I think Cher is a sometimes food. I I think Shera's a sometimes food.
I think meatloaf is a never food.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Three and Clint's birthday banger.
The podcast.
Yeah!
We're going to find out what was number one on your 16th birthday,
and then we're going to play the best one.
Plus, if you win today, you get a $50 Grab One voucher.
Hey, Blair.
Hi, Blair.
Hey, Blair.
How's it going?
Good, thank you.
What's your birthday, Blair?
28th of December, 1990.
Okay, you were 16 in 2006
on the 28th of December
and on that day,
this topped the charts.
Wind it up!
Gwen Stefania, winded up.
You're laughing.
Why?
Oh, no.
It's terrible.
It is terrible.
It could be worse.
Oh, it couldn't be much worse.
I don't know.
It can't get much worse than that.
All right.
I don't mind Gwen Stefania.
Wait there.
You might win.
Hi, Hayley.
Hi, Hayley.
Hi.
What's your birthday?
The 28th of April, 1984.
Okay, Hayley, you were 16 in the year 2000 on the 28th of April,
and back in the millennium, this was number one.
Don't you treat me bad.
Don't you make me sad.
I could be deep as the ocean.
The Australian pop, this is Bardot, isn't it?
This is Bardot. Australian pop, this is Bardo, isn't it? This is Bardo.
Australian pop stars.
One of the first, yeah, shows where they put together a band.
Yeah.
You get poisoned.
How do you feel about that?
Yeah, not so great.
That's where Sophie Monk started.
Yeah.
It's one of my top three favourite Sophie Monk songs.
I'll give her that.
Hi, Matt.
Hey, guys.
Hopefully my one's going to be better.
Please bring us home, Matt. Let's hope so, Matt.
What's your birthday?
8th of the 2nd, 1990.
Okay, Matt.
You were 16 in 2006 on the 8th of Feb,
and back in 2006, this was number one.
If you're ready to fall deep, boy,
you better push the button and let it go.
What did you say, Matt?
It's not much better, is it?
The Sugar Babes, Push the Button.
Yesterday we had Rihanna, Shakira and Cher.
And then today we get these three.
Hey, Bardo had a pretty decent run on the Aussie and New Zealand charts.
Did they have another song other than that one?
They had one other song.
What song do you want to hear?
I don't want to hear the Gwen Stefani one.
I'm going to veto that song if I can.
Yeah, probably not.
So it's between the Sugar Babes and Bardo.
I feel like Bardo would be one of those songs where I'd be like,
oh, yeah, I'll listen to that.
And then I'd be like, why did I pick this?
I 100% agree with you.
It's push the button, Sugar Babes.
It's good, it's good.
On the text machine, someone's texted in,
do not play Bardo.
We won't,
right? That is our promise to you.
It's been a long day.
He's too distant
I wanna feel his body
I can't resist it
I know my hidden looks can be deceiving
But how obvious should a girl be?
I was taken by the early conversation
Kiss and I really like the way that he respects me
I've been waiting patiently for him to come and get it
I wonder if he knows that he can see it and I'm with it
I knew I had my mind made up from the very beginning
Cash is opportunity so you and me could feel it
Cause if you're ready for me, boy
You better push the button
And let me know
Before I get the wrong idea
And though you could
Miss the freak that I control
I'm busy showing him
What he's been missing
I'm kinda showing off
For me it's full of tension
My sexy ass has got him in a new dimension
I'm ready to do something to relieve this mission
After waiting patiently for him to come and get it
He came on through and asked me if I wanted to get with him
I knew I had my mind made up from the very beginning
Won't miss this opportunity so you and me could feel it
Cause if you're ready for me, boy
You better push the button
And let me know before I
Hit the wrong button and go
You're gonna miss the freak that I control
If you're ready for me, boy
You better push the button
Let me know before I hit the wrong button
And go, you're gonna miss the freak that I control
I've been dropping so many hints
You're so organic
Now that you've heard everything I have to say
We're making a good plan
After waiting patiently for him to come and get it
He came on through and asked me if I wanted to get with him
I knew I had my mind made up from the very beginning
Won't miss this opportunity so you and me could feel like us If you're ready for me, boy I'm sorry. Kiss the button before you get up Push the button and let me know
Before I kiss the one
Baby, baby
Glory, glory
Kiss the freak that I control
I control
Kiss the ring before you get up
Push the button and let me know
Before I kiss the one
Okay, maybe I overreacted.
Yeah, alright. I admit it.ed. Yeah, all right.
I admit it.
Look, sometimes it's fine.
It was not a bad birthday banger.
Bree and Clint, ZM, that's the Sugar Babes and Push the Button.
It's no share.
It's no share.
I mean, we came off a lofty, lofty birthday banger yesterday.
But Sugar Babes are good.
Sugar Babes are good.
This was a great tune from the Sugar Babes.
They're a good throwback, yeah.
We do it every day.
Your chance to find out what is number one on your 16th birthday
and then we play the best one.
And at the moment we're giving away Grab One vouchers,
$50 Grab One vouchers if you take the game out.
You can live huge with incredible deals at grabone.co.nz.
Means Matt picked that one up today.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Three and Clint's birthday banger.
The podcast.
Yeah!
Where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was number one on your 16th.
We all reminisce and we play one of those songs.
First person up is Mikal.
Hi, Mikal.
Hi, Mikal. Hi, Macal.
Hi.
I believe it's your birthday today.
It is.
Happy birthday to Macal.
Short version.
It's going to be May.
So the 1st of May, what year, Macal?
Yes, 1990.
Cool.
So you were 16 in 2006 on the 1st of May.
And back in 2006, this was number one.
S-O-S, please somebody help me.
Yeah, girl.
Love it.
Love it.
Rihanna, S-O-S.
Love it, Mikal.
Absolute frontrunner.
Congrats.
Wait there.
Next up is Kristen.
Hey, Kristen. Hi, Kristen. Hi. What's. Next up is Kristen. Hey, Kristen.
Hi, Kristen.
Hi.
What's your birthday?
5th of May, 97.
Okay, Kristen, you were 16 in 2013 on the 5th of May.
And back on that day, this topped the charts. Only need a something when you're something low. Only know your lover when you let her go.
The man that Ed Sheeran made, Passenger and Let Her Go.
Happy about that?
Yeah, it's all right.
It's not a banger, is it?
No, Rihanna's probably better.
It's not like you're going to be lit in the clubs and you go over to the DJ and you're like,
oh my God, play my birthday banger.
I went through a breakup at the height of that song's success.
Oh no. It wasn't a good
time that's not good vibes for you either it doesn't feel like we're going to be playing
christian's birthday banger today probably not you never know you never know what's going to
happen hi ariel hi is it ariel or ariel ariel oh that's cool i love that name, Ariel. What's your birthday? 9th of February, 1989.
Okay, Ariel, you were 16 in 2005 on the 9th of Feb,
and this is your birthday banger.
My man.
I think you're in shape.
That sexy body.
At the show.
What is it?
Nasty Girl by Nitty.
This was number one.
Apparently so.
In what year?
Random.
Yeah, random.
2005.
Have you ever heard it, Ariel?
I don't recognise it.
Me either.
This was big in Aussie.
Was it?
I think so, yeah.
Maybe it was number one over there.
Well, there you go.
That makes our decision quite simple, doesn't it?
Does it? Well, doesn't it? Does it?
Well, doesn't it?
Does it?
Well, we're not voting for Passenger for Birthday Banger.
No, Passenger's no.
It's out.
And we're not voting for Nasty Girl.
I've never heard it before.
My vote's for Nasty Girl.
Well, cool.
My vote's...
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
We're going to the producers, and we're going to producer Ellie.
Which song is taking out Birthday Banger today
and giving its winner a $50 Grab One voucher?
Oh, dear.
I don't like any of these songs.
You never like any of them.
No, I don't.
What do you like other than One Direction?
She likes Queen.
Yeah, yeah.
Queen, One Direction, yeah, that kind of stuff.
Not Let Her Go, sorry.
No.
Oh, gosh, I hate this.
Why do you always come to me?
I feel like I'm watching an episode of Millionaire Hot Seat
every time she tries to decide.
Yeah, it's not that hard.
Be adventurous.
Yeah, play Rihanna.
Yes, I am.
Oh, no, no, you're playing Rihanna.
That gets played on Friday Jams all the time.
Honestly, nasty girl.
Let New Zealand hear some Nitty.
This is not the place to experiment with Nitty.
To be fair, I don't know if Nasty Girl is very big in New Zealand.
How do you know you don't like it if you've never heard it?
Jesus Christ, please.
Okay, I don't really like Rihanna, but we're going to go with SOS.
Oh, so safe.
No, I do like it, and I love Mikal, and it's your birthday today. You're willing to grab one with this, I guess. Oh, so safe. No, I do like it and I love Macau and it's your birthday today.
You win the Grab One voucher, Macau.
Macau, congrats.
A $50 Grab One voucher coming out to you.
Thank you so much.
This is a good choice. When caught in close enough You got me stressing Insisting, impressing the issue
Cause every moment gone you know I miss you
I'm the question
And you're of course the answer
Just hold me close boy
Cause I'm your tiny dancer
You make me shake and I'm never mistaken
But I can't control myself
Got me calling out for help
Ask me someone someone help me
It's not healthy for me to feel this way
Oh you are making this hard
I can't take and see it don't feel right
S.O.S. please someone help me
It's not healthy for me to feel this way
Oh you are making this hard You got me tossing and turning can't sleep at night Thank you. It's testing me, but still I'm losing it. There's some time, please, someone come and rescue me.
Cause you on my mind has got me losing it.
I'm lost, you got me looking for the rest of me.
Got the best of me, so now I'm losing it.
Just your presence in a second gets my sanity.
Yes, it's a lesson, it's a bag, store my vanity.
My tummy's up at night, so when I see you get so hot
My common sense is out the door, can't seem to find a lie
Take me, you know it's bad, you feel it right
Take me on my kitchen side, you'll be in your arms tonight
I'm out, but do you got me head over heels?
Will you keep me hanging on the way you make me feel?
S.O.S. please someone help me
It's not helping for me to feel this way
Oh you are making me feel this way
And it doesn't turn, I can't sleep at night
This time please someone come and rescue me
Cause you were my mind, stop losing it
I'm lost and I'm looking for the rest of me
You know you're testing me
But still I'm losing it
This time please
Someone come and rescue me
Someone come and rescue me
Cause you were my mind
You got me looking for the rest of me
You got the best of me
So now I'm losing it
Boy, you know you got me feeling Somebody help me, it's not healthy For me to feel this way
Oh, you are making this hard
And I'm turning and turning and turning
Can't sleep at night
This time, please, someone come and rescue me
You are my mind, you got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me looking for the rest of me
Your love is testing me, but still I'm losing it
This time please, someone come and rescue me
Cause you on my mind, you got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me looking for the rest of me
The best of me, but now I'm losing it
La la la, la la la, la la la la la, oh
Oh, oh ZM, Bree and Clint, Rihanna, SOS, Wins, Birthday Banger.
Nitty, nitty, nasty girl.
Nitty, nasty girl, the song that didn't get played.
Do it.
Oh, yeah. Woo. Little nasty girl. Yo, man, the song that didn't get played. Do it.
Damn.
What year?
2005.
How have I lived 14 years and still never heard this song?
Your life would have been so much more enriched. Next on the show.
This is mean.
Oh, look, producer Ben's liking it too.
That's not a good indicator.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Three and Clint's Birthday Banger.
The podcast.
Yo!
Birthday Banger has been getting a bit of a hard run over the last couple of days.
We need to revive her.
Just two okay ones.
Yeah, that's all right.
We'll start with Kieran.
Hey, Kieran.
Hey, guys.
How you doing?
Good, thank you.
You're the man to save, Birthday Banger.
I can hear it in your voice.
Let's hope so, eh?
What's the birthday, Kieran?
Okay, so I'm getting old.
It's 2nd of June, 1985.
No, you're not. Is he?
No, you're not. I might have to start
listening to 33,
34. Yeah, he's young. He's
spring chicken. Young as.
Just like, yeah. Kieran, you were 16
in 2001
on the 2nd of June, and back in
2001, this topped the chart.
Yeah, Karen.
Banger.
Banger.
Absolute tune.
Can you imagine,
remember your 16-year-old self
dropping it low to this song?
Totally, man.
I remember my 33-year-old self
doing it.
Yes, Karen.
Well, we probably need to play it
for you then.
Next one is Rian.
Is that your name? Rian. Rian. Hey, Rian. We probably need to play it for you then. Next one is Rianne. Is that your name, Rianne?
Rianne. Hi. Rianne. Hey, Rianne.
What's your birthday? Hi. The 28th of June, 1994.
Okay, Rianne, you were 16 in 2010
on the 28th of June, and
this is your birthday banger.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
There is cans of cream squirting from your boobies
because you've got Katy Perry, California Girls.
The golden era.
Yeah.
Amazing.
That was an absolute mammoth of an album.
She ruled the world on this album.
She did, yeah.
Oh, 100%.
It's got Snoop Dogg on it too.
It's a good one, Rhian.
I like it.
I could actually do that one.
And one more.
Kenny.
Hey, Kenny.
Hello, Kenny.
How's it going?
Good.
Thank you, Kenny.
What's your birthday?
Geez, I feel old now listening to them dates.
25th of January, 1965.
Oh, yes, Kenny.
These are the best ones.
We'll give you the same treatment as Kieran.
Spring chicken, Kenny.
Spring chicken, Kenny.
A lot of miles left on your tyres, Kenny.
You were 16 in 1981 on the 25th of January and this was number one.
Oh, that's for sure.
It's a bit of Joe Dolce.
Shut up with your face.
Do you know this song, Kenny?
I do.
You never heard of this song, right?
I had never heard of it until you told me about it.
And then I did this video with The Herald over Christmas where we talked about number ones over the summer period in the past. And this song came right? I had never heard of it until you told me about it. And then I did this video with The Herald over Christmas where we talked
about number ones over the summer period in the past
and this song came up and I went,
Bree told me about this song, Joe Dolce.
Guess where I know this song from?
Kenny, at my
family Christmases,
because I'm Italian, trust me, our whole
Italian family used to sing this together.
Shut up in your face.
God, I hope Joe Dolce
is actually Italian
because if he's not,
this could be very racist.
Hello everybody.
That's me there
on the radio
on the TV land.
Did you know I had to pick
and hit the song
in the Italy
with the discussion?
Oh, that's so cool.
Oh, love it, Kenny.
Wait there, man.
Love it.
Winner gets a $50
Grab One voucher today.
What's it going to be?
Joe Dolce, California Girls, or Lady Marmalade?
What are you voting for?
I'm going Lady Marmalade.
That has got energy.
It's a banger.
It's ready to go.
I am using my veto, and I'm playing shut up in your face.
You are not using it today.
Joe Dolce.
You are not using it today.
You are not. This is the time. You are not using it today. Joe Dolce. You are not using it today. Come on, come on. You are not.
This is the time.
This is the time.
Oh.
That's right.
I've saved it.
And I feel like this is the moment.
This better be good.
It's got to be good.
When I was a boy, just about to leave the grade.
Mama used to say, don't stay out too late.
With the bad boys, I always shoot the pool. Just have to say, don't stay out too late. With the better
boys, always shoot the pool.
Giuseppe going to flunk school.
Boy, it make me sick.
All the thing I gotta do.
I can't get no kicks.
I always got to follow rules.
Boy, it make me sick.
Just to make the lousy box.
Got to feel like a fool
And the mama used to say all the time
What's a matter to you?
Hey, got no respect
What do you think you do?
Why you look so sad?
It's not so bad
It's a nicer place
Ah, shut up, you face
That's my mama, can you remember?
Big accordion solo
Play that thing Really nice, really nice Shut up with your face. That's my mom. I can remember. Big accordion solo.
Play that thing.
Really nice.
Really nice.
But soon to come a day.
Gonna be a big star.
Then to make a TV shows and a movies.
Get to myself a new car.
But still I be myself.
I don't want to change a thing.
Still a dance and a sing. I think about the
mama, she used to say, what's
the matter you? Hey, got no
respect. What do you think
you do? Why you look
so sad? It's not
so bad. It's a nicer
place. I'll shut up for your face.
Mama, she said it all
the time. What's the matter
you? Hey, got no respect. What do you are we playing?
Hey, Joe Dolce still has a minute left.
I'm just checking in, just in case you've just come.
This is ZM.
And I've
finally used my veto
in Birthday Banger. It's been months.
This was the moment.
What the hell
is this?
Ross Boss is going to come after me
tomorrow.
The show tomorrow might be just me.
Alright, we're going to go together, okay?
One more chorus?
One more chorus.
In the car, sing it New Zealand.
Here we go.
Hey, shut up with your face. That's great. I'm going to do the best I can.
What's the matter you?
Hey!
Someone just texted and said,
why do I feel like playing Super Mario Brothers all of a sudden?
You look so sad.
That's the winner of Birthday Banger.
Free used to veto.
I'm glad the veto's gone, by the way.
That's been hanging over our heads for too long.
Kenny, did you enjoy that?
Mate, free you rock. Thank you, Kenny, mate. You for too long. Kenny, did you enjoy that? Mate, free you rock.
Thank you, Kenny, mate.
You're too young.
To anyone who hated it, shut up of your face.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Free and Clint's Birthday Banger.
The podcast.
Yeah.
We need a good one for a Friday.
Yes, we do.
Come on. And I can tell we're going to get one today.
Jo, hi. Hi, Jo.
Hi. What's your birthday?
July 3rd, 1983.
Okay, Jo, you were 16 in 1999 on the 3rd of July,
and back in the 90s, this was number one.
Opside, inside.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
La vida loca. She pushed a bull. This was number one.
Yeah.
Oh, that gets my motor running.
How do you feel, Jo?
It's different.
It's different.
It's different.
Jo's not loving it.
You don't like it.
That's a good one.
It's a good one.
I like it.
Yeah, cool.
I just finished watching that assassination of Gianni Versace, that TV show that won all the awards. It's a good one. I like it. Yeah, cool. I just finished watching that Assassination of Gianni Versace,
that TV show that won all the awards.
He's in it.
Ricky Martin's in it.
He plays Versace's boyfriend.
He's amazing.
Really?
He's so good.
Yeah.
Hi, Michelle.
Hi, Michelle.
Hi.
What's your birthday?
26 of August, 1981.
Okay, Michelle, you were 16 in 1997 on the 26th of August,
and this is your birthday banger.
Oh!
Oh!
Two in a row.
Men in Black 4 is set to come out very soon with Chris Hemsworth.
Yeah.
You like it, Michelle?
I like it.
Yeah?
Yeah.
That's good.
Okay.
Big Gay Al's out there.
He hates Men in Black.
Why do you hate it?
Why do you hate Men in... Weird.
I've never heard anybody say that.
And Kieran.
Hi, Kieran.
Hi, Kieran.
Hi.
What's your birthday?
20th of August, 79.
Okay, Kieran.
You were 16 in 1995 on the 20th of August,
and this was number one.
Go, go, was number one.
A triple.
Three rock-solid birthday bangers.
You're lucky if you get two.
In fact, some days you're lucky if you get one.
We just got three.
Kieran, you get TLC Waterfalls.
It's okay.
Ah, again, what? Again, not like okay. Ah, again.
What?
Again?
Not like that. No, because actually
I'd probably go for
Men in Black.
Okay, cool.
That's good to know.
Good to know.
Weird.
Weird.
I like all of those songs.
I like all of them as well.
You know what I want?
I don't know why,
but I'm in a TLC mood.
Are you?
Yeah.
I know it's not a banger,
but it's a sing-along.
Okay. Yeah. I'm it's not a banger, but it's a sing-along. Okay.
Yeah.
I'm just putting it out there.
I'm either men in black
or live in the Vita Loca
all the way.
It's one or the other.
That's fine.
Just so you know,
if we go to our producers
for a vote,
we're not going to
producer Ellie.
Alright?
I think we should go
to producer Ellie.
I'm making the call.
No, don't.
We'll be here all day. No, she's ready to make a decision. You need to make a Producer Ellie. I'm making the call. No, don't. We'll be here all day.
No, she's ready to make a decision.
You need to make a vote first.
I'm voting men in black.
You're voting men in black.
I'm voting waterfalls.
Producer Ellie, you can pick from all three.
Which birthday banger are we playing today?
Ricky Martin.
Oh, wow.
Boom.
I'm happy.
That is the most decisive you've been in your entire life.
Let's do it.
Yes, good.
Hey, Jo, we're playing your birthday banger,
even though you don't like it.
Sorry, Jo.
I'm going on TLC.
Bye-bye.
She's into superstitions
Black cats and voodoo dolls
I feel a premonition
That girl's gonna make me fall She's in sweet sensations
New kicks and a candlelight
She's got a new addiction
For every day and night
She'll make you take your clothes off
And go dancing in the rain
She'll make you live a crazy life.
But she'll take away your pain.
Like a bullet to your brain.
Upside inside out.
She's living la vida loca.
She'll push and pull you down.
Living la vida loca.
Her lips are devil red
And her skin's a color mocha
She will wear you out
Living la vida loca
Living la vida loca
She's living la vida loca Welcome to New York City
In a funky cheap hotel
She took my heart and she took my money
She wants to slip me a sleeping pill
She never drinks the water
Makes you order fresh champagne
Once you have a taste of her, you'll never be the same.
She'll make you go insane.
All right.
Outside, inside out.
Live in La Vida Loca.
She'll push and pull you down.
Live in La Vida Loca.
Her lips are devil red. And her skin's a color mocha. We'll be right back. Woo!
Come on. Upside inside out.
She's living la vida loca.
She'll push and pull you down.
Living la vida loca.
Her lips are devil-like.
And her skin's a color mocha.
She will wear you out. Living la vida loca.
Upside inside out. She's living la vida loca. Bye. We are the real world, we are the real world We live the crazy life We live the crazy life
We live the crazy life
We live the crazy life
We are the real world, we are the real world
We are the real world
We are the real world
We are the real world
We are the real world
We are the real world
We are the real world
We are the real world We are the real world Come on
I take it back
That was the right choice for Birthday Banger today
Thank you producer Ellie
Very well done
And a fun fact
More people have broken a hip to that song
than any other.
So you've got to trust your gut more often,
Ellie. You weren't indecisive this
time. You just went for it and it was the right decision.
That was better than TLC. My mum,
Mama Di, would have been
fizzing for that at home. She
went to see Ricky Martin in concert. I think
it was last year or the year before. Oh yeah.
And she was sitting near the front
but not quite. She was sitting halfway back
and at one point she was dancing
and she just kept getting closer and
closer to the stage because she's obsessed
with Ricky Martin. Security took
her away. It's not her fault. It's the
magnetic energy of Ricky Martin's hips
but that is, wow. She kept
yelling out when he had done his encore,
more, more, we want more.
And security was like, you need to go home.
Got it.
You know, I met him a couple of years ago.
So recently.
He's very attractive.
He's still very attractive.
But if you interview Ricky Martin,
and I interviewed him,
Ricky has to be lit in a very specific way.
So if you're coming in to interview him, the lighting
has to be approved by his team because
Ricky needs to look like Ricky at all times.
And they don't
allow any lighting on you. So Ricky
looks a million dollars. And you look like crap.
You look like Gollum in a cave
who's asking him some questions from a dark
part of the world.
Our winner of Birthday Banger today also
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They are sponsoring Birthday Banger at the moment, so thank you very much to Grab One.
And congrats on that Ricky Martin classic as well.
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It's my birthday.
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