ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's NSFW After Party - 2nd October 2023

Episode Date: October 2, 2023

Time for a riveting game of "What's in Claudia's Box?", a mysterious package has arrived addressed to Producer Claud and the team are trying to figure out what could possibly be inside it. This episode of the After Party is not for young ears!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just a heads up, if there's kids listening, this podcast intro has some dirty content in it. What up everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast, where we're on tenderhooks waiting for Claudia's story. I can say, if I set the scene for you earlier Bree, an enormous box arrived. Big box for Claudia. Big box box arrived. Big box for Claudia. Big box for Claudia. They said this is for Claudia. I never get big box. Even the receptionist said it with a...

I hope your partner's not losing. Even they said it with a bit of surprise in their voice because they're right. Claudia never gets big box. I never get big box. Big box for Claudia. I'm a big box killer I collect them I saw Claudia

after she opened the box we haven't seen what's inside it like what's in the big box she like hid and she covered her face like oh

and she promised to tell us on the podcast what the deal was before you drum roll yeah I want you guys to guess I wasn't going to drum roll I'm not that predictable

I can see you. You're taking my box thunder, by the way. Why? Because tonight's episode of Treasure Island. Oh, box for Bree. It's what's inside Bree's box. Oh, I'm going to post that tonight. Yeah.

And you know what they call her on there? Thunder box. Oh. Do they? Yeah. So you're stealing Thunderbox's box thunder right now. A Thunder Box is the toilet where you poo and then you throw the sawdust over it. Is that what they call it in Aussie?

Yeah. Thunder Box. Long drop. Yeah, long drop or a Thunder Box. Thunder Box. Okay, so the box is close to maybe a metre long. Oh shit, what's in the box? 30 centimetres deep.

What's in the box? Food. No. Actually, well, there is an item of food, but that's not the important part. Adult fun toys. Oh, my God. Is that what it actually is? Yes.

Big box for Claudia. Big box for Claudia. It really is a big. This is my first ever, like, PR package. Surprise. And it's full of sex toys. So, Claudia. Surprise, it's not a big black box.

Did you send the screenshot That you sent me Did you send that to Bree No I didn't So at the end of last week Remember we talked about The chess player Who got busted cheating

Or got accused of cheating By having vibrating beads Up their bottom Some PR company Did you reckon They heard the break And that's why they sent it in Or was it a coincidence

I think it was a coincidence Because I get emails from them Every now and then They're like, hey, here's a thing you could talk about if you want to Like a chess champion would love to cheat with one of these And I thought it's because they'd listened to our show But you're saying it's pure coincidence I think so

So, okay Now do we drumroll? Are you going to show it to us, the thing? Do you want me to? Is it just one thing or is it multiple things? There's multiple things Okay Show and tell It's addressed to Claudia So it just one thing or is it multiple things? There's multiple things. Okay. Okay.

Show and tell. It's a gesture, Claudia, so no one else gets to take it home. Only Claudia. I don't want to take this home. Whoa, big box for Claudia. Big box. Cowgirl hat.

I'll take that home. Cowgirl hat. Butt plug. Oh, it's a butt plug. It's not too big, which it's not. This is a suction device. This is something,

glass, I don't know. And some rope. It ropes small to be honest yeah yee-haw and here's the food item cookie i thought it was going to be like edible panties this is a finger vibe no way what and there's also uh an egg oh what's the egg i don't know but open it can you open it is it a jet is it like a the Gwyneth Paltrow? Is it a J egg thing?

I don't think it's a kinder's price. I don't think it's a lady egg. No, you don't buy those from a sexy store. Is it heavy? No, it's very light. Oh. I think this is a man egg. Ooh.

A man egg? It's a man egg. What do you mean? Stop making sex toys for men. We don't need them. Men need no encouragement. You know, men are the The most They say most men Get the most pleasure

Rectally True It's true It's straight facts Yeah Straight facts They even talk about it On the latest season

Of Sex Education Yeah That's where I know Well Claudia Has the cowgirl hat on Is that the only Apparatus you Have used so far

Hold on wait Hold on wait Put the Claude. Hold on, wait. Put the hat back on. Okay. Now, turn around. Turn around. No, I don't want to. No, just turn around. Reverse cowgirl. No, I don't want to. Put the hat on when you're driving home and then back into your car park at home.

Yeah! Ha! Reverse cowgirl Reverse cowgirl The rope's aggressive Yeah the rope is a lot The rope is very aggressive If anyone needs five metres Because it's quite a lot of rope too

Five metres Yeah it's a lot of rope You could hog tie someone with that Keen Yeah Keen did you say keen Ella Is that the first thing you think of You could hog tie someone

No There's a cowgirl hat with her. I'm in the rodeo. My mind is in the rodeo. I don't know where the butt plug goes at the rodeo, but I'm at the rodeo. Our dog, Meryl, when she's being naughty, we always put it, like, this is going to sound really wrong. You put a butt plug in her.

No. We'll grab her back legs and then grab her front legs and she's like, and then we'll put her on the spit. We'll be like, on the spit on the spit and hold her there until she calms down. Don't say on the spit when Claudia's holding so many erotic

things. I know. Not in that way, just it looks like when we're holding her like that that she's on the spit. And she's like, ho ho ho ho and dog laugh. What? I was trying to do a dog laugh. How would a dog laugh? That's a fancy dog. That's how they laugh.

My dog would laugh like this. She would actually. She'd be a real yucker. Yeah. Right. Well, I guess you're going to... That was an interesting... Wait, what have we got?

Shotgun the finger thing. Yeah, you can have the finger thing. Can I have the other thing? No, I guess you're going to... That was an interesting... Wait, what have we got? Shotgun, the finger thing. Yeah, you can have the finger thing. Can I have the other thing? No, I want the finger thing. I already shotgunned it. You shotgunned the butt plug. Can I have the... No, I have the rope.

No, I'll tell you what. What's the egg? Tie myself up. I want to just know what the egg is for. Let me have... Wait, wait, wait. You can read what's on here. I'm pretty sure that it's for peanuts.

Hey, Claudia, while she's out there can I have the finger thing? Yeah right Thank you What the heck Okay I'm not judging you I want something else

This is scary I want this cookie Bree's got the egg she's going to open it Claudia you know when you get sent PR packages you're supposed to do like an awkward

like flat lay and put it on your Instagram story Yeah that's coming later Are you going to put all of that on your Instagram? Yeah of course What the fuck is this?

Okay, it's got a little ripped out. I hope it's akin to surprise. I reckon there's a surprise in there. There's a toy. Oh, jeez, it's hard to get open. God, the mood would be gone by now. Yeah, you'd want to do your prep work. Okay, here we go.

You come home and your wife's like, babe, have you already opened the egg? I think this might be an artificial inseminator. The cookie's good though. Oh, it's open. It's open. Okay. What is that?

Oh, it feels real soft. Okay, what is that? Okay, hold on. Okay. Oh, it's got a little. It's a pocket. Okay, what is that? Okay, hold on. Okay. Oh, it's got a little. It's a pocket. Okay, hold on. I think this is lube.

Don't open it in there. Okay, that's lube. Yeah. I know what it is. What is it? You stick your. Oh, you stick your ding dong inside it and it goes up and down it. That's what I was saying.

Oh. Can I see? What? How small? God, the penis is that small. I think it stretches. It stretches. Yeah, it what I was saying. Oh. Can I see? God, the penis is that small. I think it stretches. Yeah, it looks like it stretches. Oh. It doesn't stretch that much.

This is R18. It's very soft. I've never felt sorry. Everybody can't see what's happening. It's just on my finger, okay? I haven't taken anything else. Why are you moving it up and down like that? I wanted to simulate how... Can I just say...

We're blowing up the egg! Oh my God. What if I wanted to use that? It's still good. I don't think you can. Are you talking into the egg? Yeah, I'm actually

inside the egg right now. No egg for Claudia then, huh? No egg for Claudia. Well, Mama Di was wrong because she gets

an egg now. This is the most fun package we've received in a little time. This is great. I've only received some fun packages.

Can we shout them out? Who actually sent it? Oh yeah, they deserve a shout out. It is for, oh, I've lost all the, oh. It's a shout out. It is for... Oh, I've lost all the... It's for a podcast. For a podcast.

It's for a podcast called Electric Rodeo. Oh, Electric Rodeo. Shout out to Electric Rodeo. It's about sex, pleasure, and everything in between. From our toy megastore. What's between sex and pleasure? Nirvana? Full play.

Regret. Oh, no. Full play is pleasure. Hesitance Permission Consent Consent That should come Before pleasure

And sex Yeah That should be first Very good point Bray That should be first On the list Very good point Alright well if any other

Sex toy stores Want to send Claudia Anything Big box for Claudia Big box for Claudia What Big box for Claudia. What would you like if you had to pick? Like if they're listening. From the sex toy stores.

Do you want like a bridal? Like me personally, if anyone wants to send me a Satisfyer Pro 2, I'll take it. Sorry, this podcast can't become a platform for soliciting for free sex devices. Why not? I feel like we're crossing some kind of line. Okay. But if they are listening. You ask to be in people's boxes all the time.

She means corporate boxes. She means corporate boxes. Oh, right. That's where I've gotten confused. I was asking something. That's sporting events. I was asking something for my box. Yes, correct.

That's where we've gotten. Yeah, right. I think the satisf. That's sporting events. I was asking something for my box. Yes, correct. That's where we've gotten near bright. I think the satisfier goes on the outside. Anyway, what would I know? You can go in if you want. Can I? Yeah. I'm assuming, actually, I've never had one. That's why I want one. Okay, send us both one. Claudia, thank you

for letting us inside your big box. You're welcome. Enjoy the other podcast, everybody, and we'll catch you back tomorrow. Bye. That lube smells weird.