ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree's beef with Matty McLean goes on - who forgot to invite you to the thing?
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If you were listening on Tuesday
You might have heard us get our good friend
Maddie Maclean on the show
Works at the Hits, used to do the weather on TV and TV
I want to retract good friend from my records, thanks
Okay, former friend
I was going to say on the fence friend
Maddie turned 40 last week
he had a birthday party on Saturday.
I was there.
And when I was there, I remember going,
I wonder where Bree is.
And I just assumed that I would see you there,
but I didn't.
And then on Monday I was talking about the birthday party,
and Bree went,
I said, what birthday party?
What birthday party?
I said, oh.
At the Bowles Club, up the road from your house.
Literally down the road from my house.
And so we called Maddie just to check
because there's every chance
that you missed the invitation.
Yes.
That it went to the wrong inbox?
There is a chance.
You opened it and forgot about it?
But there was also a good chance that I wasn't invited.
So we put it to Maddie and he admitted it was his fault.
Bree, you were one of about 20 people that I forgot.
It's not Bree's fault.
And can I say it's, it is my fault.
But this is why I just, I can't be left in charge of organising things.
He tried so hard to say that it wasn't his fault.
You know, he tried so hard there to go.
It's not my fault either.
He forgot to invite me.
My fiancé, who's also friends with Maddie, also didn't get an invite, also quite upset.
Yeah, well, be weird if she got an invite and not you.
Yeah, obviously he just forgot about both of us.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just both forgettable in his life.
Mm.
Do you think it's because you're women?
Yeah, maybe.
Mm.
I think that is probably a key factor.
Didn't forget me. Big key factor.
Didn't forget Fletch or Vaughn.
No.
did forget Haley.
Did he?
Well, she wasn't there.
I'd love to ring Haley and see if she was invited.
I reckon she was and she just couldn't make it.
I think she was in Sydney, wasn't she?
Actually, now that I think about it.
I think all of the women that were there were plus ones.
He didn't invite a single woman on their own.
Half of his sister and his mother.
Yeah, look, it's going to take time.
His invitation to my wedding is now up in the end.
It's in jeopardy.
It is.
Yeah.
For real.
Because we are low on numbers.
Like we are at max capacity.
And I mean, it's bumped his name up a few spots.
What about his husband?
To be cut.
No, Ryan's still.
So Ryan's definitely invited.
Maddie McLean's husband definitely invited.
Ryan is definitely invited.
It doesn't involve him.
We love Ryan.
Do you know inviting Ryan, I think, would upset Maddie more than not inviting both of them.
You know?
Of course it would.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He'd rather none of them would.
went than someone went that wasn't him.
I know that.
A question we've got for you this afternoon is
who forgot to invite you to the thing?
Who forgot to invite you to the important thing
that you should have been at?
It's not like you were a maybe
or a 50-50, you should have been at this thing.
And the perfect example is our producer Claudia.
Claudia, who forgot to invite you to what?
My friends forgot to invite me to my own surprise party.
So it was a real surprise to me.
That is a rather large oversight.
I didn't find out until they called me and they were like, hey, where are you?
And I was like, at home, what do you mean?
And they were like, oh my God.
And obviously then talked to each other about it.
They had to spoil it to get me in the room because like, we've thrown your party.
You have to come.
I'm like, okay.
That's outrageous.
So bad, eh?
That's so bad.
I mean they've kept a good secret.
Yeah, they were trying to be sweet.
There's meant to be one person though who takes you out.
Yeah.
And it was like, hey, let's go out and do this.
Let's go for a drink.
Wear something nice.
I will.
Yeah, let's dress up for no reason.
Oh, I just need to pop in here and get something.
Surprise!
Boom, gotcha.
I wouldn't invite Claudia to her own surprise party.
There is Brinclient.
Brea's still not over, not being invited to Maddie MacLean's 40th.
It just happened. It literally happened on the weekend.
I'm not saying you should be over it.
He sees me every day.
We work at the same workplace and he forgot to invite me to his 40th.
I'm literally in the midst of inviting people to my wedding
and I think he's on the cusp.
He calls harmless mistake.
Someone texts in and said I call BS.
Bree and Clint are basically joined at the hip
and he didn't forget Clint.
Yeah, it's so true.
Someone else said you should make Maddie a plus one on Ryan,
his partner's invite.
Why do we do that right now?
I'm just going to, can we call Maddie?
And I'm just going to go, hey, is Ryan there?
I'd like to talk to Ryan.
That's Maddie's husband.
Yeah.
He's a sweetheart, by the way.
Calling Maddie to talk to Ryan.
Yeah, I just want to talk to Ryan to invite him to my wedding.
Hi, as Ryan there, please.
Yep.
Claudia's making sure we explicitly make it clear to Maddie that we're live on the radio.
Hi, Maddie, McLean.
It's the person you forgot to invite to your 40th birthday.
It's Bree.
What are you on?
Bree Thomas L, do you remember me?
What are you on?
Hey, quick one for you.
Is your beautiful husband, Ryan, there?
I just want to talk to him.
He's not here.
I'm so sorry.
Tell him why you wanted to talk to Ryan.
Can you get him to call me?
I have something I want to invite him to.
A piss off.
So just whenever at his earliest convenience,
tell him to give me a call.
And I just have, it's between him and I.
You don't need to know.
know anything else.
Yeah, okay, cool.
Okay, cool.
Sweet.
All right.
You're about to have a free weekend in March next year, Maddie.
Cool.
Brilliant.
I can wash my hair.
Yeah, yeah, no, that's good.
You'll have plenty of time.
That'll take ages.
Yeah.
Thanks, Maddie.
Thanks, Maddie.
Bye.
See up.
Bye.
Poor Maddie.
He laughs, but on the inside.
He's broken.
He cry.
Yeah.
Jordan's here.
Hi, Jordan.
Hi, Jordan.
Hi.
Who forgot to invite you to what, Jordan?
I don't think it was an accident
but my auntie didn't invite me to a wedding
and she lived around the corner from me
Oh my God
You don't think it was an accident Jordan
No because my parents were invited
And then they said it sucked that I couldn't come
Oh
Was anyone else like let's say
Do you have siblings
And were they invited?
My sister also wasn't invited
Okay
Were you kids?
Yeah
Pardon?
Were you kids at the time?
No, I was 21
Oh no
Because I can get it if they're like, no children.
Yeah.
And I'm waiting for my partner to propose to me, and they said, ask if they were invited to my wedding.
They asked.
They had the nerve to ask if they would be invited to yours.
Yeah.
And are you going to invite them?
I don't know.
We'll see.
I might be the bigger person.
No, don't be the bigger person.
No, take the high road, Jordan.
It feels way better.
Me, however, I love taking the low road.
So Maddie MacLean will not be invited to my wedding.
Fine, Jordan.
Be the bigger person, but definitely bring it up in the speech.
Yeah.
Yeah, I will.
Yeah.
It's a special shout-out to my auntie who's here tonight.
Love my auntie.
She didn't invite me to her wedding.
Also, put them on the worst table with the most annoying cousins.
Put them near the toilet.
I remember to do that.
Yeah, good on you.
Someone said, the question was, who have forgot to invite you to what?
Someone said, I got invited to a wedding, but they forgot to put me on the seating chart.
It was humiliating.
It was worse than forgetting to invite me, honestly.
That's my worst nightmare.
Yeah.
What did you do?
You just stand?
You don't have anywhere to sit.
Squishing at someone else's table?
That is embarrassing.
That's so yuck.
My mum did the same thing as Claudia's friends.
Spent so much time sorting out the surprise that she forgot to plan to get me to my own surprise party.
Oh no.
What about this?
I feel like this takes the cake.
My extended family forgot to invite me and my sister to my dad's memorial service.
That's next level.
There's another one like it too.
It says my grandma forgot to invite me, invite my mum to her.
her aunt's funeral, the aunt
that I am named after even.
That's rough.
So the grandma forgot to invite her own
daughter. That's crazy
work. Yeah, that's
not good.
Not sure if it's forgotten, but I was not
invited to a friend's wedding because
at this time, I had a two month
old that I was breastfeeding, and
she did not feel that I would come to the
wedding even if I was invited.
P.S., I would have gone.
Oh, really?
So she just assumed that you wouldn't go.
Which some people wouldn't.
Yeah, but...
Give them the chance.
You still invite them and then let them decide.
Can I just give everybody a tip?
And I think you'll appreciate this at the moment.
If you have friends who have recently had babies...
Invite them anyway.
Invite them to everything.
Don't expect them to come, but invite them to everything.
Yep.
They won't come.
In fact, you should hope they don't come
because they'll be exhausted.
But invite them.
Someone said clearly Taylor Swift forgot to invite me to her wedding.
So rude.
She invited everyone else.
Yeah, girl.
I mean Adam Sandler officiated.
We're not even sure if the wedding happened.
What do you mean?
No one saw photos.
Has there been no photos?
No one's seen any photos.
How do we know that it was a wedding?
Could have been a secret meeting of the Illuminati.
So see, Grace gets it.
I was going to say it wasn't very secret.
Well, no, it was because everyone's like, it's a wedding.
Don't worry, it's just a wedding.
And inside they're like,
Oga chaga,
Oga chaga, Oga chaga, Oga chaga,
doing Illuminati stuff.
And the little babies are dancing on the stage.
Oga chaga, oga chaga, oga chaga,
oogga chaga, o'clock, o'clock.
Because if there's one thing we know about the Illuminati.
Theonseysmese is in the show.
I'm bloody o'clock.
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