ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree's Christmas Chaos - 20th December 2023

Episode Date: December 19, 2023

Featuring Ellie Harwood! Ellie's bank card conspiracy.  Xmas shopping pet peeves.  The most expensive gift on your kid's lists.  Celebs you always mistake for other people. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Oh, Brianna! Breeze Christmas Chaos with guest Ellie Harwood. There she is. Hello, that's me. Ellie on the telly. Intern Ellie. Producer Ellie.

I've had a few names, eh? Viva La Dirt Ellie. And now Brienne Ellie. Now Brienne Ellie. Jack of all trades on the tools for the morning. Ellie's going to be joining us for the next three days and I'm so excited. So am I. It feels so good to be back in the saddle.

You know, I've got my emotional support donut here. I'm a little bit nervous. Normally, that's my emotional support donut. This is so nice. It's like a squeezy stress ball. Isn't it? Yeah, it's so good. It's so stimulating.

It's so stimulating. I love it. For those of you who don't know, you probably do, but Ellie worked on our show, Bree and Clint, for quite a long time. Yeah. And then she's gone off to do amazing things with Viva La Dirt League, which are so funny, and you've made some incredible stuff. But you're back here to help us out this morning.

And it's so cool to be back. It honestly kind of feels like I haven't left. I feel very comfortable being here. Am I coming in too hot? Making myself at home too quickly? It's like when you date someone for a long time and then you break up and then you rekindle things and you're like, oh, yep, I remember that freckle.

Exactly. All the memories are coming back. It's nice to be here. Well, it's great to have you here. We've got a very exciting show planned. And as per usual for you guys, we're going to kick it off with tradie versus lady. There's $50 up for grabs, $50 cash. If you want a chance of winning it, then you can call us now, 0800-DIALS-IT-M.

We need a tradie and a lady to play, pretty much anyone. Yeah. Just because the name sounded fun. Yeah. Yeah, nice. Don't really have to be a tradie. Don't a tradie and a lady to play. Pretty much anyone. Just because the name sounded fun. Don't really have to be a tradie. Don't really have to be a lady. You can play for whoever. We don't mind. The wheels are off. It's Bree's Christmas Chaos. We'll do tradie versus lady next.

It's time to play tradie versus lady. And now. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one. Now. It's Tradie versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Ellie on the telly in the seat next to me. First time being a part of Tradie versus Lady.

Yes, we didn't do this a few years ago. No. I'm excited. This is a fairly new one, but we have been keeping score all year. The Tradie's on 105. The Lady's on 116. Ooh. Forgot to update the score

for the last couple of days. So is it accurate? Or have you just made that up? It's a roundabouts. It's a roundabouts. But what's important is the ladies took out this year. The tradies can't come back. The tradies won last year convincingly. So next year's going to be the decider. It's the big tie

break, eh? But let's meet our contestants for this morning. Let's meet our tradie first. He's from Nelson. He's 36 and he can do a shepherd's whistle without a shepherd's whistle. Wow. Welcome to the show, Brayden. Hey, guys. How you going? Yeah, we're good, Brayden. We've got to hear this whistle. Oh, okay. Oh, wow. Oh, it's still going. Sorry.

Incredible, Brayden. Mate. That was amazing. You should be on television. That's good stuff, Brayden. Let's meet who you'll be taking on this morning. Our lady for today, she's from Wellington. She's 22, and when she was 10, she ran herself over with a motorbike.

Welcome to the show, Brock. Hello. Mate, the show, Brooke. Hello. Mate, what happened? Yeah. Oh, I was going too fast and I slipped over the handlebars and it just went over me, but I didn't hurt myself, so that's okay. Are we talking a Pee Wee 50 or like? Oh, I don't know.

Just some old one. Brooke's like, don't want to talk about it. I've got PTSD. Fair enough, mate. Well, glad to have you. Here's how it works, guys. Brooke, your buzzer is lady. Brayden, your buzzer is tradie.

When you think you know the answer, buzz in. First to get three correct will take home the $50 cash. You ready to play? Yeah. All right, guys. Here we go. All right. question number one. Three of Santa's reindeer's

names begin with a D. Donna, Dasher and who? Have a think. Are they singing the song in their head? Yeah. Sing the song. Donna, Dasher. Oh, Trady? Yeah. Is that who I heard? Did I hear Brayden there? No. Oh, Brock, you got. Oh, Trader? Yeah. Is that who I heard? Did I hear Brayden there?

No. I was thinking. Oh, Brock, you got anything? Brayden? That's all right. We'll buzz you out. Quite a hard one when you actually think about it. Yeah, it is. Like, if it's not Rudolph, don't really care about the rest.

Exactly. But we were looking for Dancer. Dancer is the third one. No points there. All right. What, question number two, sorry. What is the common name for dried plums?

Brady. Yes, Brayden. Date. Oh, that's close. Not dates. Brock, you want to guess? Prunes. Prunes is the answer. Well done. Can I just ask, though, what is a date?

Wait. It's a date, isn't it? Wait, no, but it must be dried something. What is that? I think it's an actual date. Is it just called a date? I think it's... Hang on, it's true?

Where do they come from? Couple of dates. Couple of... Is it Claude? I'm pretty sure that is the name of it. It's just a date. It's just a date. It's just a date.

Wow. The fruit is called a date, and I guess they just dry it. I stand corrected. Wow. There you go. Learn something new every day. All right. One point to the ladies.

All right. Question number three. Who sings this song? Lady. Yes, Brooke. Is it... Oh. Oh.

Wham? Wham? The 22-year-old comes through with the goods. it... Wham? The 22-year-old comes through with the goods. It is Wham. She's on the board with two. Brayden, you need this one to stay in it. Yep. All right. All right, question number four.

What TV show did the word Christmas come from? A little bit of a hard one if you haven't seen the show. Yeah. It's where they mix Hanukkah and Christmas together for Christmas car. Answer we were looking for, buzz them out, is the OC. The OC. No points there. No points there.

All right. Question number five. Name one of the main hosts of Stephen Sharp. Trady. Yes, Brayden. Kanoa. Oh, sorry. Oh!

One. That's all right, Brayden. Brooke, do you want to have a guess? Is that Hilary Bailey? Barry? I'll give it to you. She corrected herself and that is the win. She's a lady.

Well done, Brooke. Oh, she's a lady. Br the win. She's a lady. Well done, Brooke. Oh, she's a lady. Brooke, well done. Amazing effort this morning. $50 coming your way. Brayden, I feel like that wasn't your best. Call us back tomorrow morning and give it another crack, I reckon. Yeah.

Oh, bloody hell. We'll see you tomorrow morning, Brayden. Brooke, congratulations. We'll get that $50 out to you. Thank you so much. It's five days till Christmas, mate. Have you done your Christmas shopping? Oh, there's two. Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much. It's five days till Christmas, mate. Have you done your Christmas shopping?

Oh, it is too. Oh my goodness. That's a no. When's the late nights open? Are they this week? They've got to be coming up, surely. No, I have actually done most of it, to be honest. Do you know what I do? I do it on Black Friday weekend.

So I try and get lots for the same price. That's revolutionary. I know, I'm smart, eh? Why didn't I think of that? I know, I think I'm the only person in the world that's ever thought of that. That's good, eh? God, that's smart. You're welcome. Mate, you're bloody onto it. Well, I if you're looking for some last minute gift ideas, I think I might have the gift of the year. Okay. I came across it

yesterday on Instagram. And to be honest, I'm a little bit mad because I thought, why didn't I think of that? I could have made a ton of money off this gift. Okay. It's a new creation, a new thing. And I think it's right up your alley. You reckon?

Yep. Anyone, if you're looking for something really sentimental from the heart, I think this might be the gift. Take a listen. This is how I turn my breast milk into a beautiful piece of jewelry. So if you're breastfeeding, you should save some of your milk to do this too.

Or if you already have some saved, you should totally get a kit and make something beautiful out of it. I chose a necklace with four hearts to symbolize each of my four kids, but there are a ton of other options. It's like a milky gemstone that your body made. I was honestly surprised at how easy this was

to make so easy that I kind of want to order another one because if I ever lost this necklace, I'd be devastated. Um. What?

Oh my gosh. Few problems. Yeah. You need to be, obviously, lactating. Yeah, no. I'm not doing that. You're not doing that.

No, that's a bit of a shame, actually. No, I don't think I know anyone. That is buzzy. Now, that is a bu buzzy now that is a buzzy gift that is a buzzy gift like i quite cute that she had four hearts for four kids i get it like i i do get it but i also don't yeah i i also don't either also i want to know why was this coming up in your newsfeed bro what targeted advertising are you getting to be honest i was looking out for placenta pills, but that came up instead.

But, you know, I'll take what I can get. Yeah, no, fair enough. You know who is making milk at the moment? Who? My sister. Just had a baby. Oh, I didn't realise that. That's awesome.

Yeah, just had a second baby. I'm going to send this to her and be like, Amber, I know what I want for Christmas. Yeah, you want your nieces and nephews, do you? We're running it. Yeah. Why not? Breeze Christmas Chaos, Ellie Harwood, fill an in.

That's right. Producer Ellie. Ellie on the telly. Viva la dirt, Ellie. She's in. I've got a few names though. That's pretty like, you know, pretty arrogant of me really to come in. Farty McFartson.

And that's my favourite one. Yeah. Hey, look, I have a conspiracy and a little conspiracy theory. No, it's very harmless. Don't worry. Oh, here we go. You think the world's flat again. No.

So my Air Force card, you remember back in the day, and when I say back in the day, I'm talking like before COVID, like pre-COVID, 2017, 2018, and you'd have your card. PayWave was quite new and you'd have that issue where you'd have to swipe and insert and swipe and insert. I always have that issue. Can you isolate? Hey, Claude, can you isolate that piece of audio, really?

Pretty good. So that issue. It used to be really annoying, and you'd have to do it like five times. I haven't had that in years. I've been using PayWave predominantly. However, if it says, we're going to charge you 2.4%, I'm never doing that. I will always swipe or insert.

But recently, it's been doing that thing again, where I have to swipe, insert, card not working, swipe, insert. And I just need to preface this with, it's a newish card. It I have to swipe insert card not working swipe insert and I just need to preface this with it's a newish card it's not old it's not expired I was gonna say have you used it too much maybe actually no but it's not working as as well and I keep having to do that awkward like oh yeah sorry about this padding for time yeah yeah sorry why don't they help you when that's happening I know it's very stressful you're like I don't think this is my fault can you give me some support it's your? I know, it's very stressful. You're like, I don't think this is my fault. Can you give me some support here?

It's your machine, I swear. But I've had a few people say to me recently, yeah, no, that's happening quite often actually with customers. And I'm like, ah, so I'm not the only one. And I think, oh, I don't know. This is my theory and it's a big one. No, I'm wondering whether the EFTPOS companies and machines are subtly trying to take us away from Insert Swipe.

So that people have to pay for PayWave. That's what I think. I could be wrong, but I find it strange that all of a sudden, it's starting to do it again, and all these other people, apparently it's happening to them. I think that they're trying to get us onto PayWave. Because the EFTPOS machine company charge the businesses extra for PayWave, don't they? They do, yeah.

And then often some businesses, smaller businesses, will charge that onto the customer, which is where I will stand my ground. And then that gets very awkward because I'm thinking, they're probably thinking at me like, just use PayWave, you stupid. No, no, I will not pay that five cents. But I think it's that. Have you guys had any, like, have you had any issues with that?

To be honest, most of the time. You're using paywall. I'm using paywall. That sounds. So I'm just cheap. I should just use paywall. Nah, nah, I get it. Because there is times where I'll see that there's a surcharge.

And I'll definitely, like, try. Yeah. But I haven't noticed it. Yeah, no, it's happened to me a lot recently. And it can't be my card because it's new and then the thing that got me was when I had multiple shop assistants say to me, yeah, some people have had that recently again.

I wonder whether they're purposely trying to get us onto Paymove and I will go to my grave without paying that surcharge. I swear. I swear I will take this company down. Well, there it is. Tomorrow morning on the show, we will tackle the Apple company and how they make us do the updates because we have to buy new stuff.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I'm blowing it wide open. Text us on the text machine 9696 if this is happening to you. I'm on and off. I'm the only one. Like, really. Am I? Am I just making all of this up?

Also, text us if you think the earth is flat. Hello, look. I know I've only been here five minutes, and all I've done is complain about my invoice card and now I'm coming in with a pet peeve. Here we go. What's your other whinge? What's your other whinge?

It's a whinge Wednesday. Yeah, it's whingey Wednesday. I like that. That should be a segment. I'll come back every Wednesday. No, I wanted to know, we asked on the text machine, what's your Christmas pet peeve? We've already had someone text in and say,

slow walkers in the mall. Fair enough. You know what I hate? When people don't move to one side of the escalator. Oh, yeah. Stick to the left. Stick to the left. Yeah.

Left or the right. Five abreast. Oh, no. What did you say? Did you say stick to the right? Are you talking about my breasts? Oh, no. Is it the right or left?

Well, I go by like the lane in the car. So I go left. But is that a rule? What is the rule? I think you're right. I think you're right. And? Well, I go by like the lane in the car, so I go left. But is that a rule? What is the rule? No, I think you're right. I think you're right. And I think I do go left. I hope so.

So you're the issue. Okay. I think it's me. I'm the problem. I'm the problem. It's me. No, look. One thing that really, really rips my undies is, and it's actually just in general gift

shopping, in general. When you buy something, especially a book because they're precious and you can't peel the sticker off it's 2023. How? We've got AI. We've literally got everything. We've got everything. We've got AI. And we still haven't got a good adhesive

that can rip off a present. You know what I'm saying? It ruins the whole thing. It's so true. I get, honestly, I get really irrationally mad when I get a present and I'm trying to take the sticker off suddenly and then it just rips and it's left that bottom layer on and then you've got to scrape it. But then you ruin the present. And again, especially with books because books are like precious

and then it stays on there forever. And it looks ugly. Yeah. And then what about stuff, you know, the ones that really grind my gears? Which ones? Are like cooking stuff. So you buy like say a cooking tray and it has this massive sticker on it on the bottom where you're putting the food and then you just end

up with little bits of paper in your food. Yeah, no, honestly, how have we not got a better solution here? Some stickers work okay but there's still many out there on the market and I am not okay with this. You know what I've got a problem with this morning? Stickers. No, genuinely though, it really, really annoys me. There must be a better okay with this. You know what I've got a problem with this morning? Stickers. No, genuinely though, it really, really annoys me. There must be a better way for this.

Do you know what? I've got a little hack though because recently with online shopping becoming a thing, what they often do with online shopping is it comes straight from the warehouse to your door so it doesn't have the sticker on it. So that's one way to get around it. Because they don't need to put the price on it.

Exactly, exactly. That's the only way around it. But apart from that, still really, really grinding my gears the old sticker thing. Because it ruins the whole aesthetic of the gift. I've just had a great idea. What? What if you and I go into business together? Yeah. Where we start producing, you know, better

adhesive stickers. And we, because I reckon the problem would be, is that I believe that it would exist. Yeah, probably. They're just being. But they'd be more expensive. Exactly.

Do you know what we could call it? What? Adbrisives. There it is. Look at it. Adbrisives. Copyright. Anyone takes it, we'll come after you.

God, we're going to get on the internet and start. We're going to start right now. Someone's going to take that idea. Adbrisives. We're going to get on the internet and start. We're going to start right now. Someone's going to take that idea. At precepts. We have a bit of a debacle that I think we need to discuss because the internet is divided on this next story. One of these, eh? I do love where, you know, it divides the internet.

All right. Usually such a place of unity. Everyone usually agrees. Yeah. This is so weird. Usually such a place of peace and inclusion. There's a comedian and author by the name of Nathan Timmel who apparently creates content around being married and what married life is like and he's uploaded this video to the

interwebs where he's talked about something that's happened between him and his wife. He obviously thinks he's in the right. And I reckon the wife is probably on the other side. But I'm going to play the audio of the story and what happened, and then we can discuss afterwards. All right. Okay.

So let's. Here's what it's like being married. My wife sent me to the store to buy the ingredients for pumpkin bars i'm walking the aisles and realize canned pumpkin not on the list is this a mistake do we already have it let's call the wife to find out she sends me straight to voicemail shoots a text can't talk i respond with my dilemma 10 minutes later i'm ready to go still don't have a response. Called her again. Straight to voicemail.

Can't talk. Text her again. Need an answer. Wait five minutes. Leave. Now, could I have bought canned pumpkin? Yes. But if we already have it, it's going to sit on the shelf for a year.

Halfway home, I get a text. We need canned pumpkin. Can you go back? No. I called you twice. That was with purpose. You think I'm calling the chit chat now my wife is mad at me because she has to go to the store herself yes i thought this is a common debate quite relatable yeah in a relationship for sure you know when one of you has volunteered as tribute uh to go down the supermarket, especially around a holiday time.

Like Thanksgiving in America would be a nightmare at the supermarket. It's like just a nightmare. And, you know, then you're like, he should have just picked it up. So, yeah, this is the thing. We're talking about canned pumpkin here. We're not talking about a Mercedes. You know what I mean? Like it's not that much money, is it?

Probably like a couple of bucks a can. Like, yeah, just grab it, bro. Don't hassle it. Just get it. And his excuse was it'll sit in our cupboard for a year while it's canned pumpkin. It'll probably be good. Exactly.

And also, since when has he really cared about what's in the pantry for that long? You know, like, do we really care? And if he really wants to, he could just eat it. There's another meal. Just eat it. It's just another meal. You have a baby, feed it to them.

Exactly. It's not going to waste, mate. I love canned pumpkin. They do, actually. I just another meal you have a baby feed it to them exactly it's not going to waste me i love canned pumpkin they do actually i loved it when i was baby apparently um just take some initiative i say like you know it's it's look i appreciate that he's going to supermarket wait are you having this issue in your relationship right now nothing nothing related um no no but you're taking the initiative to go to supermarket love it just keep that initiative up you know like you don't initiative to go to the supermarket. Love it. Just keep that initiative up. He's also identified the problem that there was no canned pumpkin on the list. So that's great. Yeah, well done.

Then just pick it up. Yeah, just pick it up. For me, I'm the type of shopper where I always overbuy. Yeah. And I never check what's in my cupboard before I go down there. Yeah. So now I've got like seven things of spaghetti. But then my argument is always, but then when are you not going to need spaghetti?

In an apocalypse. Oh, mate, that canned food, that's going to be life-saving. It is. So I think he should have got the canned pumpkin. He's sorted for the next, like, you know, no lockdown if we ever have one. I hope not. Just get the canned pumpkin, I say. Yeah.

In the end. And just don't hassle your partner. Get the canned pumpkin and just shush. She's probably cooking the whole meal. Probably. You know? Yeah. In the end. Just don't hassle your partner. Get the canned pumpkin and just shush. She's probably cooking the whole meal, you know. Let's play some Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down.

Punk. All right. Just a little bit of healthy competition for your hump day here on the show. I say hump day now. Yeah. I was going to say, you hated that a couple of years ago. Have you been converted to hump day now? Friday, hump day.

Oh, wow, who are you? I'm all about the days. Here's how it works. So the three in here, Producer Ella, Producer Claude, and Ellie on the telly, are all going to take part in Google Down. I'll read out a series of questions. I've put these exact questions into Google. I'm looking for the most common answer,

the first answer that comes up for that question. If you're the first person to just yell it out, then you receive a point. First to three points takes the game. All right. But here's the kicker, just because Ellie on the telly hasn't played before. I haven't.

So if you yell out the wrong answer, that means you can't answer again for that question. So you're just locked out. So you're locked out of that question. Yeah. Okay? Yeah. So you're all playing for people who are waiting in the wings.

And let's see who takes out the title of Google Down this morning. Are you ready to play? I'm ready. Here we go. Question number one. Who invented the trumpet? Henry David Stoltz. Oh, that was close.

Claudia just got in there. I'm going to give her the point. Nice, that's quick. Heinrich David Stoltz. In 1818. There you go. Trumpet. Cool.

All right, one to Claude. Here comes question number two. How many dogs are there in the world? 700 million. 600 million to 900 million. Between that two. I'm so bad at this. Are you right?

I'm going to give the point to Ella because I do mention that I need the first or most common answer that comes up for that exact question, which is it's estimated that 600 to 900 million dogs. Wow. That's a lot of dogs. How do they even count that? When you put it in the context of there's like eight, what, seven billion people? Eight billion. Yeah.

Something like that. It's 27 and eight. Is that the next question? Round it up to eight. How many people in the world? I got it. 7.88 billion. Oh, is that a bonus point there?

They get very competitive. No, 7.88 billion. Oh, is that a bonus point there? They get very competitive. No, that is not counting. So we got one to Claude, one to Ella. Ellie, you're yet to get a point. Oh, sorry. This one's yours. Oh, this is awful. Okay.

Question number three. I will mention as well, you're also allowed to yell out a guess if you want to. Oh, just if I think I know the answer? If you think you know the answer. But if you're wrong, you're locked out of that question. Okay, yeah. Here we go. Question number three.

What was the most watched TV event in history? Oh, the Friends final. Ella's out. The Apollo 11 moon landing. Correct. I was going to get it wrong anyway.

Did we say the Friends finale? Iconic though. Iconic though, iconic. I wish I was there. I love you, Ella. That's so good. The Friends finale. Okay, that means Claudia's on two, Ella's on one, Ellie's on zero.

Question number four. Sorry, it sounds brutal. Please don't say that. By the way, that moon landing had 125 to 150 million viewers. That's a lot, especially back in 1969. Yeah, I think that was the entire planet. Question number four. How rich is Richard Gere? $150 million.

Plotty is out. $120 million? $120 million? Elle is in the game. Claudia's out. Oh. $120 million? $120 million? Elle is in the game. That is correct. Sorry. Is she all right over there? I'm good.

This is what happens. It takes over her. Yeah, I'm scared. Okay, that means we're at a tie-break scenario. This is for the win. You guys are so fast with us. They've had more practice than you. Yeah, well, I'm so slow, so it's okay.

Question number five. How old is Santa Claus? 153 years. 153 years old. What did you say? 1,753 years. I said the same thing, but a lot messier. 1,751 years old.

Correct. She's in the game. Ellie comes through with the point. That means, Ellie, you need to get the last two questions right. To win. So on the Google that I did, 1,751. Yeah, that's a lot. Correct answer.

How did we both get three? Right, everyone is still in this game. Question number six. What year did the Titanic launch? 1911. 1911. What a way-toward situation. She's come back somehow.

Holy heck. She's got the bug now. I've got it. She's got the bug. Okay, here we go. Oh, my gosh. Full three-way tie. That's fun. Great situation.

Question number seven. This is for the win or winner takes all. Who won the Cricket World Cup in 2011? India. India. She's come from the back. She's come up the rear and she's taken it.

Don't know about coming up the rear and taking it, but. Do you know what? Anyone but Clint. Anyone but Clint. Ellie on the telly her first game, which means, Amy, you backed Ellie in for the win and you pick up the $50 cash. You absolute legion, Ellie. I had full faith in you right from the start.

Thank you, Amy. Thank you for putting your trust in me. I had a moment, I was like, oh, should I just hang out with Lachlan? And then I was like, no, I'm going to have faith. I'm going to have faith. It's so great to hear your voice again. And thank you. You're a legend.

That was awesome. Well done. Oh, thanks, Amy. Well, I'm so glad you're getting the 50 bucks. Thank you for putting your faith in me, even though I'd never played before. Amy's like, oh, did sway a little bit in the middle. Thanks for playing, Amy. Appreciate it.

Have a good Christmas. Thanks, guys. Have a great day. See you, mate. Bye. There we go. Another week of Google Damn Done. That was incredible.

Oh, yeah. See, never give up. In any sports game, you never turn it off. You think your team's losing, you bloody never know. Mate, it wasn't the Olympics. No, it felt like it. Ellie, Christmas is fast approaching. It really is.

It's all that anyone can talk about. And we want to talk Christmas games traditions this morning. Yes, we do. Because last week we had at my workplace, we had just a really casual Christmas sort of wrap drinks. You know, it was very casual. A few drinks, a bit of nibbles, just outside. It wasn't anything crazy, just pretty low-key.

And I found it very funny because we're all a group of creatives, and obviously we can get bored kind of easily. We want to be entertained, right? We want to have something to do. Exactly. We don't want to talk to each other. Yeah, stop that. Yuck.

So we had a few decorations up outside, and there were these two wreaths, like Christmas wreath things, that were hanging off the two bollards that sit outside our front door. And one of the art department decided, oh, yeah, I know what to do with that. I'm going to grab it. And they walked back about 10 metres and threw it, see if they could get it on the bollard. And I tell you, that was the highlight of the night.

We all, the whole crew, ended up invested in this game. We were all having a go. Whoa! Get the wreath on the bollard.. Get the wreath on the bollard. Literally get the wreath on the bollard. It took us 45 minutes for one person to get it. So the stakes were getting so high. It was so intense.

I can just picture the celebration. Was it you that got it? No, it wasn't, unfortunately. But I was videoing it, so I was a very important part in the role. I got the moment. Yeah, so we got it after 45 minutes. But I stood back for a second and looked

at the whole thing and I was like, man, humans are cute. Like, we just, if we're bored, we'll find anything around us to play a game. And, you know, if another animal did that, if we saw little monkeys, like, grab a little ring and start throwing it at a stick, we'd go, oh, that's really cute. Look at them go entertaining themselves. And I just thought,

I wonder, there must be other families out there, friend groups, who have got Christmas traditions or games that they play in their family. I'd love to hear if they're actually invented themselves, whether it was out of boredom one day that they had to invent, or even if it's just a game that's been in your family for years. I'm wondering, is there anyone out there who has a tradition like this at Christmas? Totally. I totally reckon there'd be certain games that people have come up with. Maybe they haven't, but they play it every year. Yes.

Certain things like that. In our family, this is going to sound so country and so bogan, because we are. That's the family I come from. True. Grew up in the country. We live on a property. And one of the games we play at Christmas is my dad has made up this target

and he goes down the bush and puts it in this gum tree, which is about 100 metres. No, not 100. That's exaggerated. About 50 metres. About 50 metres away. And then he sets up a little kind of table and we all take shots at it with the air rifle.

Oh, jeepers. That is dangerous. No, we're safe. We're safe. I'm sure you are, but that is very country. Alright, kids, grab the gun. We're going to go shoot the tree. Let's go. I can just imagine. Everyone have their shot at the tree. And I think normally

it's whoever gets closest to the bullseye gets to have first pick of the desserts. Oh, that's a good prize, actually. Yes. You'd be motivated by that, wouldn't you, Bree? Oh, mate, I'm super motivated. But you know me, I always hide some of the desserts in the back of the desserts. Oh, that's a good prize, actually. You'd be motivated by that, wouldn't you, Bree? Oh, mate, I'm super motivated. But you know me, I always hide some of the desserts in the back of the fridge, so I'm safe. Oh, you smarty pants.

Yeah. Do you have any games in your family that you guys play? Nothing consistent. Like, nothing springs to mind that's really consistent. No, we might get a board game out, but nothing like that we've done every single year. No. So I want to hear from people, though. Who can get the booziest at lunch? Pretty much.

Yeah, let's take calls right now. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. What is the game family tradition at your Christmas? Maybe it's a bit of backyard cricket that got banned in our family. Did it? Yeah. One of the cousins got hit in the face with the cricket bat. It was me. Oh my goodness. Oh, what did she do? One of the cousins got hit in the face with the cricket bat. It was me.

Oh, my goodness. Yeah, it broke his nose. So no more cricket at the Thomas Ells house on Christmas Day. Fair enough. God, always the cousins that ruin it for everyone else. We're talking Christmas game traditions this morning. A lot of people texting through. Some classics on there.

Someone said every Christmas we bust out Cluedo. Did it one year and the tradition just keeps going. Nice. One year. Not to jump in on your family tradition, but you should organise like a real life one, like murder mystery. Oh, that's a good idea. That would be pretty fun.

Yeah, that'd be fun. One of my favourite ones here is my stepdad turns his backyard into a mini golf course every Christmas. Hell yeah. With the last hole being a hole in one ramp. That's so me. One of my favourite ones here is my stepdad turns his backyard into a mini golf course every Christmas. Hell yeah. With the last hole being a hole in one ramp. That's so me. That's awesome. Love that.

Let's go to Francesca. G'day, Francesca. Morning. Morning. What's your Christmas game tradition at your house? Oh, we have these little plastic frogs, and you push them on their butts and they jump up. So we get them out after dinner, and we all them on their butts and they jump up. So we

get them out after dinner and we all try and jump them into the trifle. They land on the cream really well. I love that. That's amazing. Do you remember when that tradition might have started? It's been around for a long time now. I don't know, maybe 10 odd years ago? 10 years of that tradition. I love it. Did someone get those frogs?

It was very funny. Yeah, I bet. I bet. Did someone get the frogs for Christmas one year and then you were like, oh, what can we do with these? Is that what happened? I think they might have come in a Christmas cracker. That's what I was thinking.

Of course. Yeah. Not these days, Francesca. These days you get a paperclip. Yeah. Exactly. How disappointing are the Christmas cracker prizes? Yeah.

And the jokes are awful too. It's like an old sock and a shoelace. Terrible. Thanks, Francesca. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Let's go to Anonymous on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi, guys. I'm very excited about your family's game tradition. What is it? So every year we have a massive water fight. Hell, yeah. Fun. Yes, that's very Kiwi of you in the summer. Like how big are we talking?

Who gets involved in the family? So it's my dad and my stepmom and all our siblings and our partners. And who wins? The driest person wins. See, I'm so into this. That's awesome. And are you using water balloons, water guns? What are your weapons of choice?

Yeah, so we all have a water gun, and you're only allowed to fill it up once, and once you're out, you're out. And then we have a big bucket full of water balloons in the middle, and when you're by the bucket, you can't get the person that's by the bucket wet. You have to run away, and then you can throw the water balloons, but you can only take a certain amount at a time. And it's just, you know, there's side bucket wet, you have to run away and then you can throw the water balloon. But you can only take a certain amount at a time.

And it's just, yeah, there's all these rules and it gets real competitive. I hope these rules are laminated. Yeah. They're from memory, so there's like a few tweaks every year depending on who's playing. Mate, I'm obsessed. I wish I was there.

God, I love a water fight. I feel like you'd cheat. I feel like you'd be the one at the water bucket going, Yeah, you'm obsessed. I wish I was there. God, I love a water fight. I feel like you'd cheat. I feel like you'd be the one at the water bucket going, excuse me. Yeah, no, that's true. One time in a water fight, I took a fire hose off the wall and used it. See what I mean? That was at school.

I got suspended for it. Oh, you naughty. Yeah, because they caught me on CCTV. Good move, though. And here's you pulling off the fire hose and using it against the boys. And I said, well, how else was I going to win? I love that. You know, I rate that.

That's worth the suspicion, I'd say. I think so. That's what I told my parents. They didn't agree. Ellie Harwood coming in on the ones and twos. Do you know what the next segment's called? Look, I don't know. I think I may have played it once or twice.

You introduce it. Okay, all right. It's time for Birthday Banger. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Oh, she still remembers a thing or two from her time on the show. But the intro's changed since I was here. Yeah. So that's new.

It's a little bit fresh. Yeah, a little bit fresher. No, fair enough. A little bit fresh. But the game is still the same. You call us up, tell us your birthdays. We figure out what was the number one song when you turned 16 and then Ellie and I will vote and decide on which one we're going to play out in full.

Okay, who's up first? We've got Jess on the line. G'day, Jess. Hello. How's it going? Good, mate. How are you? Good, thank you.

Are you on holidays yet? No, I've got three more days of work. I have Friday, mate. How are you? Good, thank you. Are you on holidays yet? No, I've got three more days of work. Friday's our last day. You and us both. Yeah, good on you, mate. Working right through. Well, let's do your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? The 22nd of March, 1985. All right, Jess, that means you were 16 in 2001. And on that day, this was at the top. Bang us. Maya, Case of the X. Do you remember that one, Jess?

Yes, that's so good. I love that one. Do you know, I don't know it that well. Really? I've heard it, but I do not know it like you're seeing it. No. So do you, Jess? Yeah, I remember it. I remember it on the chat.

Yeah. Maya, you might remember her as one of the four that was in Lady Marmalade. Oh, right. Yeah. That's Maya. Okay, Jess, very good one to start us off, but we need to talk to Alex. Hi, Alex. Hi. How are you going, mate? Yeah, I'm doing good one to start us off, but we need to talk to Alex. Hi, Alex. Hi.

How are you going, mate? Yeah, I'm doing good, thank you. How are you? On holidays yet? No, not yet. A couple more days. Oh, God. Look at us all, Alex, just slugging it out.

Yeah. Slugging it out. Well, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 12th of March, 1990. All right. That means you were 16, Alex, in 2006. And this is your birthday banger.

An absolute banger from Beyonce. Check on it. Do you like it, though? Yeah, it's great. I love it. Yeah, it was a bit of a banger, this one. This was my favourite vibe, Beyonce. I agree.

I agree with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This was fun. It's a good one, Alex. But we've got to do one more for Jess. Oh, Jess. Oh, we just lost her. We lost Jess.

That's all right. Ella, can you try and get Jess back? But in the meantime, I've done the math here for her. So Jess's birthday. Oh, we need to talk to her because her birthday's in three days. Oh, it is too. My goodness. 23rd of December, 1993, which means she was 16 in 2009.

Is she here? Oh, she's here. Oh, look at that. G'day, Jess. Hello. Sorry, mate. We hung up on you. That was our fault. That was our fault, mate. How are up on you. That was our fault.

That was our fault, mate. How are you? Are you on holidays yet? Oh, two more days. Looking forward to it. Oh, you and me both. You and me both. So you've got two more days and then it's your birthday.

Three more days till my birthday. Christmas baby. Oh, how's that being a Christmas baby? Do you get like double the presents or do you sort of get lumped into Christmas? Oh, good. Okay. Everyone gives me my presents on Christmas Day. Love that one.

A joint present, Jess? Yeah. Oh, you give me their names, Jess. I will go to their houses and I will sort them out. Amen. I won't even use the toilet brush when I do something in the toilet. That's how I'll sort them out. Amen. I won't even use the toilet brush when I do something in the toilet. That's how I'll sort them out. Hey, you were 16 in 2009, Jess, and on your 16th birthday,

we've done the math. This was at the top. Banger from Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. I even got my son moving too. How old's your son? He's 12. He knows his stuff. Yeah, good music taste there.

Right? Music taste. Yeah, it definitely does. Hang out there, Jess. We have to vote on what one we want to play in full. Oh, yeah. I forgot there's actually a voting element here. You've actually got to make a decision, which I'm not great at.

Me either. Yeah, we're just going to be like, I don't mind. You pick. You go first. Okay, look. I think that the biggest, in my opinion, my recollection, I think the one that made the most impact for me was Empire State of Mind. I feel like that was a moment.

Also, my partner really likes that song. So I'm a bit biased there. I'm not sort of like, there you go. Yeah, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair. So I think I'll vote for Empire State of Mind. I feel like that was a moment. Also, my partner really likes that song. So I'm a bit biased there. I'm not sort of like, there you go. Yeah, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair. So I think I'll vote for Empire State of Mind today. Hard decision though. Like, they're all great songs. Like, I know that Maya Case of the X is a great throwback,

but then some people might not know it as well as I do. But, you know, I always stay true to myself. You do. I'm going to go My Case of the X, even though Claude won't know that song. So it's up to you. Yeah. I think I'm the same as Ellie where I've heard it,

but it's not like front of mind. Not on my radar. Yeah. I think for me, because Jess's birthday is a couple of days away and I hung up on her before I put her on here, I'm going with Empire State of Mind. Fair enough. An absolute banger.

Jess, you've won birthday banger. Woo! Awesome. Thank you very enough. An absolute banger. Jess, you've won birthday banger. Awesome. Thank you very much. Have a fantastic birthday and Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. Thanks, Jess. Happy birthday. Your birthday banger for a Wednesday, Empire State of Mind on ZM.

I'm up at Brooklyn. Now I'm down in Tribeca. Right next to the narrow, but I'll be hood forever. Let's hear it for New York, New York, New York. Alicia Keys and Jay-Z, Empire State of Mind on ZM, just gone 822. Breeze Christmas Chaos with Ellie Harwood this morning. Hello, hello. Hello, hello.

Look, we haven't talked much about Christmas on the show this morning. Yeah, not at all. I can't remember a single spot that we talked about Christmas. It's been pretty much the whole show. And we will continue to talk about it because we have nothing else. Yeah. But this story is quite interesting to me. It gives an insight into the kids of today.

Oh, you do sound old. And trust me, my back feels it. I literally hurt myself from laying down. Oh. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I wake up in the morning and I'm like, oh, slept on that wrong. I feel that too now.

Put my back out. A 13-year-old girl's Christmas list has left people speechless with how many luxury items were on it. Oh, dear. I think we should go on it. Oh, dear. I think we should go through it. Yeah, okay. So this was put on the internet by an auntie. So this is her niece's handwritten list of presents.

And these are just a few of the things that I've pulled out of the list because it's long. Jeepers. Some of the things on this 13-year-old's Christmas list. Dior lip oil. Oh, my goodness. What? I looked it up.

It's like $60 or $70. Dior lip oil. Wow. A Lululemon puffer vest. Oh, I can get on board that one. Yeah, nice. She's 13. Yeah, she is 13.

I didn't remember that. Lululemon. Wow. I mean, I have one and it's my favourite thing in the whole world. But, you know. But Lululemon puffer vest, I have one and it's my favourite thing in the whole world. But, you know. But Lululemon puffer vest. MacBook Pro. Oh, yep, just a casual laptop there.

Chuck that one in the center for the stars. Nike Dunks. Oh, my goodness. A new iPad. Silk pillowcases. Gucci perfume. A Frank Green water bottle. Skims.

Oh, my goodness. Wow. Dior concealer. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Dior concealer, silk pyjamas. I mean, the list goes on and on and on. Oh, does she not know about the old cost of living crisis going on? I mean, holy moly, that is so much. And maybe she's just giving options, but there's stuff on there. Like, when I was 13, I feel like I wanted a soccer ball. Yeah. And, you know, maybe a pogo stick.

Yeah, or a moon hopper. Remember the moon hoppers? God, I loved a moon hopper. Yeah, they were fun. Yeah, no, I didn't want any tech like that. I mean, back then we were probably using the Nokia 2280. So that was like not even a phone, Billy. Yeah, wow.

She's living in luxury. I wonder if she'll get it all. Was she asking your auntie for this? I think the auntie just saw. Right, wow. She's living in luxury. I wonder if she'll get it all. Was she asking your auntie for this? I think the auntie just saw, like, or maybe she was looking at the list to see if there was something she could get her from the list. Oh, wow. You know? Yep.

But a lot of, I mean, to be honest, I like that list. Same. No, that sounds like my list. That sounds like my list as well. I thought we could put it out there, oh, 800 dials a day. I want the kids, like if you're a kid and you've got your Christmas list done for this year, the things you're hoping for, I want to know what is the most lavish, expensive present that's on your list. Nice.

You're allowed to have one. Like we always had one that was a bit big and then the rest were kind of littler. So yeah, what's your big one? Yeah. I want to know. Mine was always a Pee Wee 50, a motorbike. It was on my list every year for like eight years. Really?

Did you get one? When I was about 27, I got one. Yeah, 27, finally got that Pee Wee 50. I was too big to ride it. Yeah, I bet. But shit, I loved it. Oh, bless. 0800 dials it in or you can text us on 9696.

I want to hear from the kids this morning. What's the most expensive, lavish gift that's on your Christmas list this year? And Brie will get it for you. Wait, what? What? We'll see what we can do, okay? We'll see what we can do. We'll take your calls after this.

We're asking the kids to call this morning. We want to talk to you guys because we want to get the vibe of what is the most expensive gift on your Christmas list this year. Yeah. After a 13 year old's list has gone viral where she's asking for Dior lip oil, Lululemon

puffer vest, MacBook Pros, iPads, Gucci perfume. It's all on the list. Yeah, wow. That's a lot. You got to shoot for the stars. You do. You do. You never know what you're going to get.

So you may as well just ask for everything. I asked for a Pee Wee 50 for eight years. Finally got one. It was too big to ride it. So let's head to the phones. Let's talk to Lauren and Evelyn. Hello, guys. Lauren?

Lauren? Yes, hi. Hello. Are you Lauren or Evelyn? I'm Lauren. Okay, Lauren. Hi. How old are you, Evelyn? Five. Five years old. And what are you asking? What's the biggest present you're asking for this year? A snap band, a toy hour and I want lots of fun. Wow. That's a whole lot of stuff. I reckon, have you been a good girl this year? Yes. Oh, a snap band and a toy and lots of fun. Oh, that's nice. That's a wholesome one.

I think you're going to get all of that, Evelyn. You're definitely going to get all of that. Let's talk to Mia. Hi, Mia. Hi. How old are you, Mia? Ten. Wow, ten.

That's amazing. And what's at the top of your Christmas list this year, Mia? A skateboard. A skateboard. Is there a particular type? A Roxy one. Oh, Roxy. Oh, great brand, yeah. That's what I wanted when I was your age, Mia. They're still cool.

That's very cool. I think you'll get it. Have you been a good girl? Yeah. Mate, I've got a good feeling. The skateboard's coming your way. Good luck. Merry Christmas. You too. See you. Let's talk to Ivy on 0800Diles.com. Hello Ivy. See you. Let's talk to Ivy on 0800DARLS.M. Hello, Ivy.

Hi. How old are you, Ivy? I'm nine. You're nine years old. And what's the biggest present you've got on your list this year? A VR headset. Did you say a VR headset? Yes.

The one from PlayStation? Mm-hmm. Oh, that's fun. That's awesome. Ivy, can I say I've got one of these, and they're very, very fun. You tell me if Santa has, for some reason, missed you off the list, you call me back next year and I'll give you mine. That's a promise, okay?

But I'm sure... Pinky promise. Pinky promise. But I'm sure he's got you on the list. He's got you on the list. You'll be fine. Merry Christmas, Ivy. Merry Christmas.

Oh, thank you. I can't. My ovaries. I can't. Same. So cute. This is so cute. A few texts before we get to our last caller.

Someone said, Ella here. I'm turning 12 and my most expensive thing on my list is a karaoke machine. Oh, yes, Ella. You're a legend. I love that. She sounds cool. Yeah. That's a great present to ask for.

Someone else said, my 11-year-old daughter, who's at her nana's at the moment, but her most expensive item on her list is special effects makeup, a special effects makeup kit or a five-day Disney cruise. Oh, nice. Shoot for the stars. Yeah, go for it. Someone else said, Nintendo Switch and a trail bike. Oh, wow. They really are shooting for the stars.

That could be on my list. Someone else said, we want Jordans for me. I'm nine and my sister who's seven. We visited and asked Santa. Oh, well, hopefully then you'll be getting those. You'll get those. That's awesome. Someone else said, Taylor Swift tickets desperately.

Oh, I think that's on the top of a lot of people's lists, isn't it? Yeah. Santa's going to have, you know, a few tickets lying about. Yeah, surely. Surely. Let's talk to Ava last on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Ava. Hi.

How old are you? I'm 11 years old. I love that, Ava. And tell us, what is at the top of your Christmas list? Well, I've got lots of things on my Christmas list, but the two things that I really, or the three things that I really want the most is an $800 perfume. What?

Wait, $800? What type of perfume are we talking? It's from Farmers. It's in a very fancy bottle. Oh, wow. Is that why you want it? Did you like the bottle? Did you?

It's the bottle and also it smells so good. Hell yeah. You've got to get the one that smells the best. Okay, great. That's on the list. $800 perfume. What else, Ava? Then I really want to be a fashion designer slash singer when I'm older, so I really want a big mannequin and lots of different types of fabrics. That's amazing. I like that and you can test out your outfits. Yeah. I've already made my very own bag yesterday.

Well done. That's very cool. That's cool, Ava. Well, you're well on your way for that. Okay. So you've got the perfume, the mannequin. What's the third thing? The fabric. Oh, so the fabric.

Oh, that's awesome. Hey, you're manifesting that career. I love that. I hope that Santa chucks the old mannequin in the back of his sleigh. Yeah. That would be a pretty funny sight. Do you want a boy or girl mannequin? Let's go both.

Oh, nice. Yeah. Why not? You've got to have both. Absolutely. Hey, Ava, is your mum or dad around? My dad's over here. My mum's just at work.

Oh, great. And what's your dad's name? Can you put him on the phone for a sec? My dad's name's. My mum's just at work. Oh, great. And what's your dad's name? Can you put him on the phone for a sec? My dad's name's Kim. Kim. Okay, put Kim on the phone for a second. Tim. Oh, Tim.

Sorry, Tim. G'day, mate. Hey, I don't know if you heard, but your daughter's got a big list. Yeah, I think so. She's got that whole mindset there. Can I just say, fantastic. The last few days she's been watching lemon fashion shows. Oh, bless her.

And she's on that train. Well, tell her that we think she's well on her way. She's going to be the best fashion designer ever. Agreed. Well, I will do. Thank you. Yeah, good luck. I hope Santa can fit those two mannequins in his sleigh.

Yeah, exactly. Might be a good tie-tie. Yeah, it might be a bit tight. All right, have a good Christmas. See you, mate. Thanks, Tom. No worries. Catch you later.

Bye-bye. See you. Bye. Ava could be on the radio. She was very well-spoken. Wasn't she? Yeah, very well-spoken. I was very impressed with her.

So was I. Fashion designing doesn't work out. Yeah, she can fill in instead of me next time. Or me. Get instead of me next time. Or me get rid of me. Ellie Harwood is in the building she sure is that's me. Are you mocking me? I don't know what that was.

I feel like I had to be like on stage all of a sudden. You nearly got through the whole show without making a dig at yourself. Yeah whoopsies. Ah well. I can't have expected it. Hey I saw this article the other day. There's a new Netflix thriller coming out soon, an apocalyptic Netflix thriller. Well, it's about to be filmed.

It's called Leave the World Behind. I've watched it. Oh, it is out? Yeah. Oh, I haven't done my research, have I? It's got Julia Roberts in it. Sorry, so there's a film out on Netflix now. Yes.

We'll just cut that other part out. Yeah, we'll cut that bit out. Don't worry, this isn't live. Yeah, can you do that live or you just cut that out? Yes. Anyway, so Kevin Bacon and Ethan Hawke are in it.

You can tell me this because you've watched it. I've seen it. Yeah, on Netflix right now. There you go. And I didn't realise this but a lot of people get Ethan Hawke and Kevin Bacon mixed up

because they look quite similar and there was a conspiracy that they were just the same person this whole time and everyone's been like, oh, no, they're the same person. You've never seen them in a shot together. You had money, you know.

Turns out now they are in a movie together. The conspiracy theory has depleted because they are, in fact, in the same shot. Did you see them in the same shot? Yes. Yeah. So it's so interesting because Kevin Bacon and what's the other guy's name? Ethan Hawke.

And Ethan Hawke, obviously, I had never really got those two people mixed up. No. For me, like I'd never got them mixed up. Yeah. But when I was watching this film, I was like, shit, they look the same. Really?

I was like, wait a second. And I did a double take. Each time? Where the shot that they were in together, I kept going, nah, that's not the same person. Yeah, wow. What did it make it confusing in scenes when they weren't in the same shot? Because you in together, I kept going, nah, that's not the same person. Yeah, wow. What did it make it confusing in scenes when they weren't in the same shot? Because you were like, which character?

It's not easily identifiable to know, oh, that's that character. That's that character. Did it make it harder? Yeah. Yeah, interesting. Are there any other celebs that you get mixed up at all? A lot. All the time. So do I.

Matt Damon. Yep. And Mark Wahlberg. Oh, yep. All the time. So do I. Matt Damon. Yep. And Mark Wahlberg. Oh, yep. All the time. Fair enough. I don't know why my brain gets them mixed up. No, I get it.

They kind of look similar but not really and I think it's because their names like Mark Wahlberg and Matt Damon. Yeah. Like, you know? No, totally. I don't understand it. It doesn't really make rational sense sometimes

but I think I've got some form of weird face blindness where I kind of group people into categories in my brain. And then sometimes I say people's faces, their wrong name, because I've thought they were someone else. But another example for me is Adam Driver and Keanu Reeves. They look really quite similar, but Adam Driver's a lot younger.

True. And that's the only way I can differentiate. Exactly, exactly. But totally, they look similar. Yeah, they do. Another one I get mixed up and I think that's just because of their names. I don't actually get them mixed up. I know which ones are which, but often it will take me a second to realise who I'm talking about. Ryan Reynolds

and Ryan Gosling. I get quite like Ryan, oh that one. It's probably just the name thing. Two funny white guys. Exactly. Yes, producer Gord, who is it for you? There's a group of ginger women in Hollywood. Amy Adams producer Claude, who is it for you? There's a group of ginger women in Hollywood. Amy Adams. Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, Bryce Dallas Howard.

Yes. Jessica Chastain. Yes. Oh, yeah. And there's maybe one more, and I literally, every single time, can't tell the difference. Yeah. Yeah, totally. They look pretty similar, but also very different.

But yeah, they're all just one person to me. Totally. Do you know who else looks really similar? Is Emma Mackey from Sex Education and also Barbie. Margot Robbie. And then Margot Robbie. How buzzy was it that that is a big thing where everyone talks about how similar they look. Yeah.

And Margot cast her in the Barbie movie because of that. Oh, really? Is that why they cast her? Well, I think it was a part of it. That's good. Where she kind of found it funny. Yeah, that's good. You know, there was someone, another Barbie in Barbie World

that looked very similar. Yeah. Another one for me, but I still can differentiate them, I think, because they've got different careers. Like one's an actor and one's a singer is Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry. Oh, yes. Yeah.

They do. They look like sisters. Yeah, they really do. Yeah. And when it's like a split second where you just have to see their face temporarily it's like, wait, who is that? Oh, yeah, that's Katie. Yep.

And I think it's because they both had that dark kind of box fringe haircut, you know? Yeah, they do. No, yeah. Well, now we know Kevin Bacon and Ethan Hawke they're not the same person, in case you're wondering. Yeah, but I mean, special effects, I'm still not, you know, they could easily.

True, actually. It could be green screen. Yeah, no, I'm not convinced anymore. You've blown it up again. He's just acting towards himself. Yeah. It's like Lindsay Lohan and the Parent Trap. Yeah.

They've done it before. They could do it again. No, that was her twin. Oh, yeah, no, yeah, totally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lindsay Lohan's got a twin. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, she's the one that owned the beach club in Ibiza.

That is us done for the morning. We've done it. We've done one out of three shows. I haven't sworn. That was my biggest fear is not being here for a while and going, you can't use the swear words here. So I didn't. You didn't.

You did great. There's still a couple of minutes here that I could do it. It's kind of like When you go to visit Your partner's parents For Christmas Yes And you have to Rain it in

Yeah rain it right in Yeah I've done that today-ish It hasn't actually been That rained in has it Well in between Like when the mics have been off You and I definitely Haven't rained it in

No we have not The producers are probably Sick of us A lot of smut A lot of just smut Off the air You know it But it's been an absolute delight

Thank you so much for filling in for us I'm loving it It's so much fun And we've got you for another two days Yeah I'm excited to do it all again

and get up at I don't know what time More overtime Again But you know what it's nice to be up You know it's nice to be up Smell the roses

Yeah I'll call you at three o'clock this afternoon and see if you still feel like that I'm having a nap I'm having a nap Wherever I'm having a nap. Wherever you are, whatever you're doing,

hopefully you're being safe and have an amazing Christmas if you're already on holidays. Ellie and I will see you tomorrow. Brooke is in next to play all the bangers. We'll see you then. Bye. Bye.