ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree's original jingle for Clothes by Portia
Episode Date: September 12, 2026Bree Tomasel & Clint Roberts on ZM - find us @breeandclint on Instagram, Facebook and TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Show requested, so here it is.
As long as you've got da-da-da.
It's ZDM's Brayn-Clint podcast.
Big weekend for you and I, Clint.
We are competing in our second annual charity football match.
That's right.
On Sunday to raise money for MS Auckland.
And a part of the event is getting sponsors to sponsor you to compete in the match.
And we've already done a couple.
We've got some amazing sponsors.
but there's one more
that we couldn't let pass by
who wanted to chip in,
donate to MS Auckland
and that was you, Lisa.
Hi, Bree.
How are you?
Good, thank you, mate.
Look, you text us and you were like,
I'd love to donate,
I'd love to get a jingle made for my business,
which is called Closed by Porsche,
and essentially you handmade,
you hand-make all the clothes on your website,
for dogs, right?
Yeah, all clothes and bandanas and bows, and I do custom orders.
I've done tuxitos, I've done tuxitos, I've done ballerina dresses.
Dog tuxedos.
Amazing.
Now, Porsche is the dog, isn't it?
Porsche.
Yes.
So clothes by Porsche, in my mind, Porsche's sitting at a sewing machine making the clothes.
Same, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, she's really talented.
Yeah, good.
That's a really ambidextrous dog.
Just wanted to check that, yeah.
Yeah.
It's a fantastic business.
It's all handmade right here in New Zealand.
Zealand and we couldn't let you
the opportunity pass us by
without making you a jingle as well, Lisa.
Thank you.
Are you ready for this? This is a custom
jingle for Closed by Porsche.
I don't know what your stock levels are like yesterday.
Next best thing, the pillow people
yesterday, they had a crazy rush on
their website after their jingle played on Zidem.
So we're just checking, are you ready,
Lisa? Well, I am, but
Portia's just recovering from cruciate
surgery, so I don't know if she'll be after so much.
Oh, no. You're going to have to step
in for her, Lisa.
I will. I hope to do some work for a change.
Well, without further ado, Lisa,
here it is the official
Brian Clint jingle for Clothes by Porsche.
Is your dog tired
of walking around the neighbourhood
looking, well, naked?
Look at that dog's nipples.
Closed by Porsche has you, or should I say,
your dog covered.
A wide range of bandanour,
sweaters, coats all handmade
right here in NZ.
No, just take our word for it.
Here's some testimonies from our happy customers.
My bum has never been set for.
Closed by Porsche.
Forget about it.
They're positively perfect.
Close by Porsche, give your dog a little flare.
They've got sweaters, coats and goodies to cover the dairy air.
Close by Porsche, make all the dogies fizz.
Now the other pups are guessing them up.
Whoa, that dog's got rid of.
Clothbyportia.com.com.n.z.
There you go, Lease. What do you reckon?
It was bloody brilliant. I love it.
Well, that dog's got ruse.
Hey, Lease, thank you so much for donating.
It is such a great cause, MS Auckland.
Your business is what it's all about.
You're a local business.
You do it all yourself.
And we're happy to give you airtime on the Brie and Clinton show.
You're amazing, thanks guys
and good luck for Sunday, you've got to kill it.
Yeah, thank you.
If it doesn't kill us.
We need all the luck we did.
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