ZM's Bree & Clint - Everyone has a go-to joke, here are some new options for you

Episode Date: October 29, 2026

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ZM's Bree and Clint Pop Podcast It's our radio show But wrapped up in a neat little package just for you It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast There he goes, everybody has a joke Yeah, one joke that you've memorized That you can whip out in a situation Don't have to be a comedian

No You just keep one ready to go It's your one go-to joke Yeah, and we want to know What is your one go-to joke Sadie has called us But Sadie's got a doctor's appointment So we've got to go to Sadie first, okay?

Okay All right, Sadie Hi Sadie We still got you? Hi. Hi. How old are you, Sadie? Seven.

Oh, this is going to be great, Sadie. We'd love to hear your one go-to joke. Okay. What type of bees make milk? I don't know. What type of bees make milk? Boobies. Boobies.

It's good, Sadie. It's good. It's so much better from a seven-year-old too. Very good. Boobies. So good. Leo's here. Hi, Leo.

Hi, Leo. Hi. All of our comedians are young this afternoon. That's cool. How good? How old are you, Leo? Ten. Ten.

Okay. All right, what kind of dirty joke is a 10-year-old going to come out with? Go for it, Leo. Hey, Bree. Hey, what? Do you know I have a horse? No. Named Mayo.

Okay. Why named Mayo? Sometimes mayo nays. Sometimes mayo nays. Yeah. It's good, Leo. I like the audience interaction. I liked it.

Very good. You hooked me in. Thea's here. Hi, Thea. Hi, Thea. Is it here? Hello. Hello, Thea.

How old are you, Thea? I'm 11. You're 11. And do you have a go-to joke that you tell? Yeah. Okay, give it to us when you're ready. What did one leg say to the other? What did one leg say to the other leg, Theo?

Don't talk to the guy in the middle. He's a real dick. Whoa. Whoa. The delivery was spot on the money. Nailed it, Thea. Theo is here. Hi, Theo.

Hi, Theo. Hi. How old are you, Theo? I'm eight. I love it. Is your joke as rude as Thea's? No. No.

Okay, go for it. Go on. What does sushi say to a bee? What does sushi say to a bee? Wasabi. Wasabi? Wasabi. Very good

It's good Theo We're taking your jokes Your one joke There's some that have been texting Um A classic How do you get Pikachu on a bus How?

Pokemon I like it Yeah very good What about this one How do you tell the difference Between a boy and a girl aunt I don't know You get a big pool of water

If it sinks it's a girl ant And if it floats It's a boy ant Boyant I like it What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your pants. What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your pants, Clint?

Your grandmother. Get it? She hangs out your pants. I've never heard that. I really like it. These are your jokes, your one joke. What is five toes and is not your foot? What?

My foot. Oh, I really like this one. Can we get Grace back in here? Are these landing Grace? You're kind of our comedy litmus test. I feel like Grace will like this one. What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past?

I like it. I was in the pub yesterday and a guy come up to me and said, I think we might have been in the same class at school. And I said, no, I don't remember a kid with a bald head and a beard at school. That's great. What about this? I like this one. What's the name of a guy with a paper bag on his head?

What? Russell. I like that. Why did Sally fall? off the swing. Why? She had no arms. Knock, knock.

Who's there? Not Sally. Grace, don't laugh, that's inappropriate. Oh, what about this? What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? I don't know. A tire.

That's good. That's good. How come you never see hippos hiding in trees? How come? Because they're really good at it. Nice. I wonder if I can read this one out on air. Do it and then we'll know.

Okay. What do you call a professional white baiter? I don't know. What do you call a professional whitebater? A master baiter. I don't think I get it. Probably not for radio that one. I don't get it.

They're master it. They're mastered. Mastabating. Master bait it. Why do the chicken? Yeah, you made it better by saying it twice. I've made it worse. Why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the idiot's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken. Grace was laughing before we even got to the punchline. I got it early. Oh, God. These jokes are lame A-F,

but Grace's laugh makes them really funny. Thank you. How do you know when a mum? No. Do not do the vibrator joke. Did you hear about the God? I like this one. Let's finish on this one. Okay.

Did you hear about the man who died from drinking milk? The cow sat on him. Boobies. Play ZM's Bree and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.