ZM's Bree & Clint - Layla Taylor and other rhyming names

Episode Date: July 4, 2026

Some people are born with it, some people choose it. These are some of our favourite rhyming names. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Brian Clint, the podcast. The TV show Secret Wives of Mormon Wives. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Secret lives of Mormon wives. Yeah. Secret lives. Secret wives.

No, secret lives of Mormon wives. Secret wives of Mormon wives would be a more interesting show, wouldn't it? Well, funny you say that. because the news out in the last couple of days, one of the wives from the show has come out as bisexual. Oh. Scandal in the Mormon church. How do the Mormons feel about bisexuality?

I don't think very good. Oh, really? Actually, I shouldn't comment because I don't know, but I'm assuming. You'd assume not. Not very good. Yeah, yeah. She is dating a woman, hence why she has now felt like. like she needs to come out.

And her name is my favorite thing about this story. Yes. Her name is Layla Taylor. Layla Taylor. You heard correct. And here she is talking about coming out. It's just something that I honestly didn't really know how to formally address for a long period of my life. And that it's, I'm gay.

And I'm over not showing every part of Layla to the world. And yeah, I'm very proud to be by. and I'm very proud now to be out. Good for Layla Taylor. Good on her. That's awesome. She's 25 and she said that her religious upbringing didn't allow her to openly express her attraction to both men and women.

So is she not a Mormon wife anymore? Is she a Mormon ex-wife? Well, I'd assume that her and her husband have separated. You'd assume? Well, she's dating a woman now. Yeah. So, unless. he's very understanding. We have no

idea how Mormonism works. Not a clue. We have no idea. I've seen... None of us even knew they were this hot until the TV show came out. I've seen the musical. Oh yeah, the book of Mormon. That's fantastic. Yeah, yeah. That's great. But good for her. And I guarantee there are a few bisexuals

in that musical. 100%. No doubt in my mind. Oh, good news for Layla Taylor. Good on you, Layla Taylor. Her name's fantastic. Her name's the best bit. We can't skim over the fact of that. Her name is Layla Taylor.

And it got us talking amongst the show. Have you met someone with a rhyming name? Do you have a rhyming name? And producer Claude said that there's a guy that works at the new cafe that's open just outside of work. Yeah. And his name is Sam Cam. Sam Cam, yeah. Is he the one that Claudia has a crush on?

I think she's got a crush on all of them. Oh, really? Well, that's good. That's good to keep your options broad. Yeah. Sam, producer Ella's like, you shouldn't be talking about that. Why? Why can't we talk about that?

Oh, she's just not here to defend herself. No, that's literally why I talked about it. Oh, great. While we're on the topic, should we set something up? Yeah, well, that's what I'm trying to do. I'm trying to manifest it for Claudia. We set her up with Sam Cam. Is this the guy with the hat?

And then if they get married, she can be Claude Cam. Claude Cam. That's fun. I like it. Sam Cam could be accidental because his name could be Samuel Cameron, you know? Whereas Layla Taylor, Layla's not short for anything. No, it's not. They knew. Lela Taylor's parents knew when they named Laila Taylor, Lela Taylor, that it was going to be a rhyming name.

Just circling back on Claudia's love for Sam Cam and they're going to get married and Claudia's going to be Claudia Cam. When they have a kid, they should name him Handy. Handy. Cam. Handy Cam. Oh, see, it's lost on Jen said because they... Oh, I thought you were being rude. I thought you were sorry. It was like, you should name him iPhone. Like iPhone camera.

Name him AI. What? I don't know. Damn. It's early. The ZD.M. Podcast Network. Brings me so much joy. Who's got the rhyming name.

India is here. Morning India. Hi, India. Good morning. Good morning. Who's got the rhyming name, India? Well, I'm really hoping that they're not listening. But one of my friends from high school, her mom's name, is Sue.

Yeah. she married and took the last name of Mr. Glue. You are joking. Her name's Sue Glue. She's Sue Glue. I don't know if you should take the surname Glue even if your first name isn't Sue. Yeah. Like it's not, no offence to any of our glue family listening, but.

It's a bold choice. It's a bold choice. It's a bold choice. And it's definitely a choice, too. I want to know what her last name was because it probably was the better choice for the family. It's got to be bad, doesn't it? You've got to be a dad. Yeah, geez.

That's perfect, India. Thank you so much. Very good. Heaps of text coming through on this. Someone said I went to school with Jade Slade. Jade Slade. Love it. Someone said, I used to know a guy, Donald McDonald.

Another one. My cousin in Scotland is Donald McDonald. There we go. Someone else... Oh, this one's so good. First teacher at school. Her name was Judy Clark. Then she married a guy named John Oudy,

and yes, she took his surname. So her name was... Judy Oudy. No. I love it. So fun. Sue Glu and Judy Oudy. So cute.

So they are John and Judy Oudy. Yep. That's brilliant. Is there a conversation that happens? Like do you... Yeah. As John Oudy, do you go, I love you and I want to marry you,

I do not expect you to become Judy Oudy? Or do you have that much pride in your wife taking your last name that you just... The Udi name shall continue. Breeze over the fact that it sounds awful. This one is cute and it's classic grandparent names too. Someone said my grandparents are Bevan Trev. Bevan Trev. I love that. Which is Beverly and Trevor, which on the face of it.

It's fine. It's fine. On the wedding certificate, Beverly and Trevor. To everyone else, Bevan Trev. Bevan Trev. Hannah's here. Morning, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Morning.

Tell us, do you know someone with a rhyming name? Well, my granddad was called John Johnson. That's great. That is great. And so his parents would have named him that. Yeah, but he was like one at eight. So by that point, I think may have run out a name. They're their names.

Yeah, yeah. Surely they could have picked any other name rather than John. Did he have a son? Yeah, my dad. Yeah, so that's your dad. And he's Ian John Johnson. But he is John Johnson's son. Yes.

Wow. I'm called my granddad Jack. and I didn't realize I was like a living that his actual name was John. I love his music. Wait, your dad's name's Jack Johnson. No, no, my granddad. Everyone called him Jack.

Oh yeah, because I didn't want to call him John Johnson. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fantastic. That's brilliant. Thank you, Hannah. Similar to that one, someone said, doesn't really rhyme, but my fiancé's name is Taylor and my last name is Taylor, so she's going to be Taylor Taylor. Does she want that?

I just, I don't know if she does. I met a girl once called Ellison Ellison Maybe I should do this one I once met a girl called Alison Ellison Ellison is her husband's surname

Obviously How do you do that? Alison Ellison Can you do it Claudia? Is it just my Fox New Zealand accent that can't do it? I'd say Alison Ellison

No that's right So we figured out you can't do it What about Ella? Can you do it? Alison Illison Oh, she really tried her. Yeah, but you sounded like this when you were talking. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.