ZM's Bree & Clint - NEW ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 19th June 2025 - One Hit Wonders edition
Episode Date: June 20, 2025The finale of Bree & Clint's One Hit Wonders of the 2010s. Mumma Di is here! Traits of people with low emotional intelligence... like Clint apparently. The worst baby names you've hea...rd. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Brian Clint's best one hit wonder of the 2010s.
Hello everybody and welcome to a special edition of the Brian Clint show
for a Thursday that feels like a Friday where we will find out the greatest one-hit wonder of the 2010s. Yes we've been on the journey for a number of
weeks actually and finally today we will crown our winner. Do we want to reveal
what's happening at five o'clock? Yeah why not? Do we? There's something special
happening at five. We're gonna perform the winner but this has been made
incredibly complicated because we thought the winner would be clear cutcut by now the voting has been open for 22 hours and
it's so close that we've had to record both souls in a special edition Thursday
Oki yeah so usually we do our covers on a Friday we're gonna do our cover for
Thursday Oki the winning one hit wonder of the 2010s it's gonna be Carly Rae or somebody that I used to know.
But like I said, we thought we would know by now.
Is it still close, Claudia?
Is it still too hard to pick the winner?
It's very close and I feel like it possibly could change.
There's thousands of votes that have been cast
and there's currently only 100 votes between them.
Yeah, and what are you eating by the way?
It's pineapple love, but a grape flavoured one.
Oh, share. Pineapple lumps are broadcasters worst nightmare. Yeah, I'm in hell.
We've also got special permission to play nothing but one hit wonders all from the 2010s this afternoon
So we've got a very fun playlist lined up. Super fun.
You're not going to get a better playlist this afternoon
than right here on ZM.
We will do all the usuals too.
So if you're keen to play Trady vs Lady
and win a box of arepa along with $50 cash,
you should give us a call right now on 0800DIALZM.
Who's going to take it out?
Thursday before a long weekend.
Call through, we'll play next.
Okay, ready for your first one, Hit it what are we playing first we could not
believe the song didn't make it out of the first round
Justice for Carmen
Where is the justice? Right here right now is the justice
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That one a controversial inclusion according to some people, Bastille.
We reckon Pompeii is their one hit and it's from the year 2013.
What was the other one people were saying was a hit?
They wanted us to include the things we lost in the fire.
And other people wanted us to include the song they did with Marshmallow.
But we're not including collaborations.
That's a collab. That's a collab. Which that was a hit. Happier?
That was a hit.
I don't know the other one.
Claudia?
Do you want to give us a couple of bars?
Claudia, the spokesperson for Bastille.
Nah, suddenly I don't actually remember how it goes.
That's crazy.
These are the things, the things we lost, the things we lost in the fire, fire, fire.
I think Pompeii was a big hit.
If I was Bastille, I wouldn't want that song associated with me anyway.
It's Tradey vs Lady.
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3, 2, 1, let's go!
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and their new ginger drink is up for grabs. a whole box of it along with $50 cash.
The scores are 44 tradies and 48 ladies.
Yeah, the tradies have really made some ground recently on the on the ladies, haven't they?
Let's go to our lady in the Tron. She's 35 and she just finished Bree's book. Welcome to the show, Karen.
Hi, Karen.
Hi.
Wait, would you say you're a Breezebook reader?
Oh, absolutely.
Hold on, Kieran, we've got a thing for that.
Oh, oh.
That was our one opportunity, no one else has read it.
Oh shit.
Apparently it's here.
Where do you say again, Kieran?
Can you say again, Kieran?
Say what, sorry? What's the book? You've just written... This is so natural now. What's the book?
I have just read Breeze Book.
Breeze Book reader. Breeze Book reader.
Worth it.
So worth it.
We got it.
Karen, thank you. Appreciate you taking the time. And I mean, we only want to review if you loved it.
I definitely loved it.
Good. Oh, what a lovely review.
Let's go to our tradie in Christchurch.
He's 32 and he is a brand new dad.
Welcome to the show, Ed.
G'day, Ed.
G'day, how's it going?
How old's your little one?
He's five months.
Five months.
Oh, little fella. Very cool. Ed, what's your little one? He's five months. Five months. Oh, little fella.
Very cool, Ed.
What's your son's name?
Miles.
Miles, well you better win for him, okay?
You better make your son proud, Ed.
I'll give it my best.
Your buzz is tradie, Karen, yours is lady.
The first of three correct answers wins $50 cash.
Here we go, guys.
Best of luck.
Question number one.
Which fruit has its seeds on the outside?
Lady. Karen. Strawberry. It is a strawberry. Nice work. Well done. One to the ladies. Question
number two, which musician famously interrupted Taylor Swift's VMA speech? Oh Ed got in there.
Ed got in there. Kanye West, sorry, Kanye West.
Yeah, yeah.
We'll accept it.
One A Piece.
God, this is going to be a big battle I can tell this afternoon.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
I've been down to the shore.
Karen's in.
Usher.
Usher.
Well done. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four.
What 2023 film became the highest grossing film directed by a woman, Greta Gerwig?
2023, biggest movie of 2023. Other than Oppenheimer.
Guys, you're going to kick gonna kick yourself was the Barbie movie
Yeah, no points there we move on question number five how many sides does a Pentagon have
Kieran's dropped out five is correct. Yeah
What's our score? Our score is two a piece now. Two a piece. Ed we're just
desperately trying to get Kieran back for the decider. He's dropped out. His phone's dropped off.
But how are you man? How's things been? All good, all good. Yeah well you're on in the back of the car.
Yeah nice. What are you up to for the Matariki weekend Ed? Just relax at home with the wife and dad Bob.
You and Christchurch, you'll obviously be supporting the Chiefs this weekend won't you?
Are you there?
And she's back!
Oh she's back, just in time.
Yeah yeah yeah.
She is back.
Okay here we go, question number six.
Everyone in?
Ready?
Yes.
Lightning McQueen is the main character from which movie?
Lady.
Yes, Karen for the win.
Cars?
She's got it.
She's a lady.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
She's a lady.
She drops out halfway through, comes back in,
and still takes the win.
Nice work, Kerrin.
Well done.
We've got 50 bucks in a box of artie before you.
Awesome, thank you.
Very well done.
Great game of Trady vs Lady today. Very good game, you. Awesome, thank you. Very well done, great game of
tradie vs lady today. Very good game guys, Ed up the chiefs. Yeah, no thanks.
You can get that arepa ginger drink in supermarkets nationwide right now.
Alright back to our one hit wonders from the 2010s. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. A monster one hit wonder from Tove Lo on ZM from
2013. We're playing nothing but one hit wonders from the 2010s. This afternoon as we get closer
to finding out what the ultimate one hit wonder is, there's still time to vote on our Instagram
story at Bree and Clint. Yeah, it's that close that your vote will count.
It's so close.
It's less than there's less than 100 votes on it.
It will make a difference.
So go to the Bri and Clint Instagram right now if you want to have your say.
Right now, who wants to know if they have low emotional intelligence?
No, I don't want to know that I've got low emotional intelligence.
Who wants to do a test to see if we do or if we don't?
Yeah. And we can all take part, everyone listening you can take part. It's pretty easy. I saw a
psychologist who said these are five traits that you normally find in
someone with low emotional intelligence. Are we all clear on what emotional intelligence is?
Yeah, I think so.
I just Googled it.
It's quite a lot of different things.
It's not just one thing.
It says it's the ability to understand, use,
and manage your own emotions in positive ways
to relieve stress, communicate effectively,
empathise with others, and overcome challenges.
Yeah, being good with emotion. Not being a big overcome challenges. Yeah being good with
emotion. Not being a big baby. Yeah being good with emotion and knowing how to deal
with it and also being good with other people's emotions. Yes. I would view as
someone with high emotional intelligence. Okay so we're ready we got five traits
and we all just will listen and then we let's be honest. Yeah. And say if we think we have this one or not.
Sure.
Okay, first one.
Number one, constant feuds.
People with low emotional intelligence
seem to always be in a conflict with someone
at work and friendships and their family.
It's not bad luck.
It's usually because they don't know how to communicate
without escalating things.
It's not me.
I know.
What? It's not me. It's not you. It's not you. Just because I argue with the
producers every day. That's different. That's different. Yeah that's banter. I
think I have my moments. I don't think that's us. I think we're always feuding with someone.
Three pointed at me though. Oh. I don I have feuds with people, apart from Clint.
Yeah, yeah.
But I think everyone has feuds with Clint.
Yeah, yeah.
But so you start to.
Yeah, that doesn't matter.
Okay, next one.
Number two, they make everything about themselves.
You share something and somehow they're talking
about themselves again.
Conversations turn into monologues,
not because they're self-centered,
but because they never learn how to have
a truly reciprocal exchange. Don't laugh, that's not me. It's not me. It's not.
It's not. Okay there's a difference. Oh god I'm making it about myself. Okay here's
number three. Number three they react they don't reflect. They lash out, shut
down, get cold or passive aggressive without pausing to consider what's actually going on inside.
Emotional intelligence requires self-awareness and when that's missing, reflections come fast, harsh and often do damage.
I'll stand up for Clint. Clint does
he's gotten way better at reflecting and normally when he goes home and then he'll send a message saying, hey everyone.
Also, I'm self-aware. I know what I'm doing when I'm doing it.
Maybe that's worse. I think that might be worse.
That's worse. I think I reflect too much.
It's not low intelligence. Use viral.
I think way too much and then can't get out of my own way.
These are the traits of people with low emotional intelligence. Number four.
Number four, they double down on mistakes. Instead of apologizing
or admitting they were wrong, they rationalize, deflect or shift blame. It's not because they
don't know the truth. It's because protecting their ego feels more important than making things right.
Okay, this one is you. No, I don't know. It's not me.
You will die on a hill and then if you eventually it comes to a head where you find out you're wrong,
you'll go, I didn't say that.
You literally claimed Claudia's idea.
Not mine.
I made that up.
I don't have an ego.
Oh, that's a lie.
That's the craziest thing you've ever said.
Okay, let's do the last one quick.
Okay.
Number five, they constantly cross emotional boundaries.
They overshare when it's not appropriate,
they dump emotions on you without asking,
or they pressure you to open up before you're ready.
It's not deep connection,
it's a lack of emotional regulation.
That's not me.
Nah, that one's not you.
You guys don't know shit about me.
Okay, that one is me.
Well, good luck to you if you're dating someone
with those traits.
Yes, best of luck everyone. Be more self-aware.
Did you realize, I love how I try and casually drop this in, did you guys realize that it's
been 250 years since toilet paper was invented?
Oh my god, it feels like yesterday.
Doesn't it? Feels like just yesterday.
What were they using?
What were they using in? The hand. 1774 what were they using? It's a great question. Leaves. Claudia can you
Google it? What was it? The family cloth. Yeah it'll be a rag of some sort won't it? I'd say so.
They didn't have washing machines? No. And rags weren't cheap back then? Nope.
Couldn't nip down to Bunnings for a bag of rags? Someone was hand washing them.
Claudia have you got the answer? Yeah it says there was a wide variety including leaves,
moss, grass, hay, corn cobs, shells. Corn cobs? This I feel like we're going back too far.
This feels like... I wouldn't mind giving a corn cob a go.
So you eat a big meal of corn, you keep the cob, and then you put the corn back on the cob.
Then it says shells or stones.
Shells? No thank you.
Stones? Maybe a smooth stone.
Oh that one ply that they buy at your work doesn't sound so bad anymore does it? Imagine the people's face when they see toilet paper and use toilet paper for
the first time.
Mum we're out of shells!
Can you get me another corn cob?
There's one in the compost!
Mum we need more moss.
An argument that has also been raging for 250 years, or making it up, but I assume,
is does the toilet paper go over or under?
You're big on this, aren't you?
I'm huge on this.
It's a silent battle that's been going on
in my relationship for a number of years. I am a
hundred percent I will die on this hill I'm an over girl. Yeah it's more
aesthetically pleasing. And it just works better to get the toilet paper off
the toilet roll. Ultimately I feel like it doesn't matter but. What are you
someone who sits on the fence? Yeah. Really? I put it over because I know
that's the same as my partner. That my wife likes it over. So your wife's in over? I believe so yeah. And what about
producers? Just a quick poll over or under? Always over. Over. Ella's vegan, she uses hay.
You're so funny. She's using the corn cobs. I've heard corn cobs are quite good.
quite good. Well, there is a professor of clinical microbiology over in the UK who has used science to finally settle the debate of over or under what's actually better. So
according to science, guys, it's under. I know. I thought there was no way you would bring it to the show if it was under.
I know.
I'm so shocked.
So it says here, for the under position, there is less likely to be a whole roll contamination.
That's because handling of the toilet roll from the over position requires the user to employ two
hands to extract a square after doing one's business, says the microbiologist.
Whereas the under position, the under method allows the user to pin the
sheets against the toilet wall and tear them from there. Does it? That's what it
says. You can get a one-handed tear off if it goes under.
I'm pretty good at the one-hand tear off
from the top over the top roll.
Yeah, right, okay.
What do you, how do you guys tear your toilet paper off?
Because I know what they're saying,
because I don't want to touch the rest of the toilet roll.
Because my toilet roll's at a right angle to the seat.
I feel like I can sandwich it with my knee.
Ah, that's smart. Get it off. Yeah, that's smart. Yeah, that's smart.
Trying to think how I do it. I think it is a two-handed situation.
Yeah. I just rip it. I don't remember.
We know. You're on the corncops.
Yes. You just nibbles the corn off.
Oh my god, people are so passionate on the text machine.
Sorry for swearing, but it's effing over.
Over.
Risk of people touching the wall with poo poo hands if it's under.
This is a hill I'll die on.
I will still die on the same hill.
It's over.
I change everyone's toilet paper to over every time I'm at their house if it's under.
Me too.
Wow.
Yeah.
Well, there you go you go hey I'm just
bringing you the information. Oh sorry someone else texting a rag on a stick. I wash myself
with a rag on a stick. Another classic Simpsons line. ZN's Brian Clint. Banger! From 2014, that's Shepard from Australia.
It's called Geronimo.
And it's one of the greatest one-hit wonders of the 2010s, according to us.
And you guys?
My love!
They were on the Ellen Show performing that.
That's how big it was.
That's how big it got.
Yeah, yeah.
One of our favourite things to do on this show is to laugh at bad baby names. I think it's everyone's favourite thing to do secretly.
It is judgmental, but at the same time...
Most baby names are good.
Most baby names are good.
But every now and then you hear one and you're like...
You know when it's a bit off.
You're like, that's no good.
Someone who I never expected to give their baby a good name hasn't.
Machine Gun Kelly has revealed the name of...
Is his first name Machine, middle name Gun, last name Kelly?
No, I actually found his real name today.
Who names their kid Machine Gun?
Yeah, no, his real name's Colson Baker.
Colson, oh no wonder he changed his name to Machine. Colson. Sounds like coleslaw.
MGK and Megan Fox. They had already referred to their baby online as their little celestial
seed. Okay. Yuck. What if they named it?
They've revealed the baby's full name. And please welcome to the world, little baby saga
blade. Saga blade. Saga blade. Saga blade. Saga. Sounds like you're saying saga. Saga Blade. Saga? Sounds like you're saying Saga. Saga? No Saga. Saga Blade. Like
the Star Wars saga. Like a saga. Saga Blade. Like saga. Saga Blade. Fox Baker. I like the
Fox Baker bit. Should have called the kid Fox Baker. Don't mind Fox Baker. Don't mind that. I hate Saga. I hate Saga. Sorry to all the
Sagas listening. Do you reckon we have a Saga listening? There's Megan Saga that works here
isn't there? Yeah but that's a last name. Yeah, true, but it's pretty close. Sega.
I'm gonna start calling her Saga.
Megan Saga.
It's one of those names where you,
if you are their friend, you have to bite your tongue
when you hear it for the first time.
I wouldn't.
You have to prep yourself, you know?
Like, do you, how do you think the rest
of the Coldplay band members reacted
when Chris Marden came in and said,
guys, meet Apple.
Cool.
Yeah.
Because you can name Apple.
Oh, oh.
Remember, remember, Chris Martin is the most important member of Coldplay.
Okay, ready, hold on, ready, test me, test me, test me.
Test me, ready, you come in as Chris Martin and you tell me.
And I'm with Gwyneth.
Yeah, and you tell me the name of your baby and I'll be one of the other Coldplay members again.
Hello fellas, it's good to see you again.
Oh g'day Chris.
We've had the baby.
Oh congratulations fella.
Yeah well here she is, everyone say hello to Apple.
You named your baby Apple?
What variety?
You're me.
Jazz.
That would have been a better name.
Jazz would have been a better name.
It would have been a way better name.
You know who gets off for it?
Everybody when you're talking about bad celebrity baby names goes to Apple.
It's low hanging fruit.
That was unintentional
You know it gets up too lightly
There's Jamie Oliver. Do you know what Jamie Oliver's children's names are?
They are quite unusual. Jamie Oliver the naked chef. His children's names are, there's four children
Their names are Poppy Honey Rosie.
Poppy, wait that's one kid. That's one kid. Poppy Honey Rosie.
Daisy Boo Pamela. Daisy Boo Pamela, yep.
Petal Blossom Rainbow. Okay that's the weirdest one.
Oh there's five kids. Buddy B and Maurice. Okay.
And River Rocket Blue Dallas. Sounds like they're playing that Whispers game.
Purple Monkey dishwasher. So that thing that actors do on stage to make it look like they're
having a conversation. They're like red rhubarb, red lorry, yellow lorry, red rhubarb. Unique New York. New York. New York. Unique New York. Claudia, this is my baby.
Unique New York.
I hate it.
Ha ha ha.
Baby or the name?
We wanna know this afternoon,
look, this is gonna take some honesty
and it may take some anonymity,
but we can do both of those things for you.
We wanna know, did you have to bite your tongue
when you found out the name of a friend or family member's baby?
When you found out the name they'd given that kid?
Were you like, I love it!
Inside I hate it.
But I'm going to say I love it.
800 Tiles at M.
That M's Bree and Clint podcast.
Dendaya has gone on to much bigger things but as far as music is concerned she's
certainly a one-hit wonder. By choice. She could come back. Yeah I would say by
choice. She kind of did that and then she was like oh I'm gonna do more acting I think.
Anyway that was 2013 and it was one of our contenders to be the greatest
one-hit wonder of the 2010s. Yeah love it. Right now we're asking what's the baby
name that you had to bite your tongue when you heard? Machine Gun Kelly who I have
just found out by the text machine no longer goes by Machine Gun Kelly. He now identifies
as Machine. Oh yes. Just Machine. Him and Megan Fox who I believe are still using her
full name have revealed their baby's name is Saga Blade.
Saga Blade. Saga Blade. You wanna saga? That's a baby bray. Saga deez. You wanna saga this pacifier?
That's my baby, she's Saga her thumb. What a Saga the bottle.
It's kind of a Friday.
So we asked what's the baby name that made you bite your tongue the first time you heard
it.
This text message from a teacher.
Rizzo Arcade Bible Beyonce. I think we might
have them on the phone. You're kidding. Hello Anonymous. Hi Anonymous. Hi there.
Are you for reals? I am for real. I'm pretty sure in New Zealand you can't
have any, obviously Bible wouldn't be allowed but the child was named the
preschool Bible Beyonce. Bible Beyonce. Do you think it was named in New Zealand or you just think that wasn't its real name that's
just what they decided to, it's a street name.
I'm hoping, just a street name.
Stage name.
So wait Rizzo was a name, Arcade was a name and then there was another baby called Bible
Beyonce.
Exactly, yes the other one.
What do they call Bible Beyonce for short?
Honestly, they best call her Bible Beyonce.
Yeah, I feel like you don't shorten Bible Beyonce.
Was Bible Beyonce a cool kid?
I mean, yeah, I guess so.
At the preschool seating, there's not really many of them like that, but...
I was going to say that's a no from anonymous.
What other war names? I feel you're weird to have a personality if your name's a no from anonymous. What other, what other weird names?
I thought you were going to have a personality if your name's
Bible Beyonce.
Yeah.
I mean, they've given you a leg up.
Yeah.
Sorry.
What else was it?
You said Kardashian.
Sorry, what was that?
Kardashian.
You had a Kardashian there?
There was a Kardashian, a Rufus and a Caesar, but Caesar was
spelled C-E-Z-A-R.
Like Cesar.
Yeah.
I know. Cesar. So there was a kid called Cesar was spelled C-E-Z-A-R. Like Cesar. Yeah, like Cesar. Wait, so there was a kid called Cesar.
They should join up with Cesar.
Cesar.
And do some music.
Yeah, collab.
As a paid professional, you would have to just
bite your tongue every time a parent brought in a child
with a name like that, wouldn't they?
Wouldn't you, Anonymous?
Oh yes, absolutely.
You couldn't be like, ha ha ha.
You could never smile. Yeah, smile. I couldn't be like, BWAHHAHA!
You can never smile. Yeah smile. I have a basic Benjamin. Basic Benjamin.
Yeah, nice.
Safe.
Safe.
You can't go wrong with Ben.
Can't go wrong.
Thank you anonymous.
We appreciate it.
We're looking at the baby names that made you bite your tongue when you heard them.
Someone said, not a baby, but my mum went to university with someone called Silence.
Silence.
Love the library.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What about this one? I met a friend of mine, had twins, a
boy and a girl. One was called Doe and the boy was called Bro. Introduced together as
Doe Bro. Like double brown.
Doe Bro. They're from Rotorua. I'm allowed to say that
because I'm from Rotorua. Someone texted and said I met a friend of a friend who named their daughter La
Thaga. Lagatha? No, Lagatha. Oh, Lagatha. I think it's Lagatha. Which is really pretty.
L-A-G-A-T-H-A-R. Lagatha. They called her Leggy for short. I love that. Unlaggles. Yeah when she's really slow to get up in the
morning. She's having a laggy. She's having a laggy. I worked in a health care centre and I
had to keep a straight face when there were two kids that came in called
natural born in constant increase. That can't be real. Oh your baby's name is constant increase. I
wonder if natural born was a c-section. I shit you not I know someone who named
their kid cage. Cage? Like rattle my? Yeah like rattle my cage. I guess like Nicholas.
Yeah yeah like Nicholas Cage. Someone said,
my mum heard a name when she was at school, someone was called tequila.
Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I quite like, I quite like tequila. Sounds quite tame compared to some of these.
That does sound quite tame in comparison. I'm a probation officer. I worked with
someone called anemic. No you didn't. Here's my friend anemic. You really, really, really would try and
avoid being anemic if your name was anemic. Yeah you couldn't be anemic if
you were anemic. No, no. Someone said there was someone at my work called Ocean Defender.
I wonder what job they're at. These are so good. Thank you everybody.
Yeah very fun. We're playing the greatest one hit wonders of the 2010s. We're gonna
give away a ticket to double pass to Synthony very shortly. What? No it's not
real and they're trying to get me to read it out and I know that's not real.
The top one. You read it and you see if you actually think that's real.
My mum is a principal and she's got kids at her school
with random names, one of them being, no, that's not real.
We're not falling for that.
Nah, you nearly got us.
We're not born yesterday.
Nope.
The ZM Podcast Network.
I think he was probably the hottest man in New Zealand
from 2009 through to about 2013.
So hot he had to leave the country and never come back.
Started a jewellery business, didn't he?
That runs a jewellery business.
Specialises in grills, I believe.
Dane Rumble is on our list of the greatest one hit wonders of the 2010s.
That song just sneaks in, it's from 2010.
Which is crazy to think that that song is 15 years old.
Wild.
So, didn't win, we will know the winner at 5 o'clock.
There's still time to go and vote on the winner
on our Instagram story at Brian Clint's.
First though, we've got to give away our last double pass to Symphony Origins
going down at Spark Arena on the 26th of July with another round of Let's Get Classical.
I'm so excited because Sneaky Sound System is going to be there.
You know Sneaky Sound System?
One of the great wonders of the 2000s.
No, they had two.
They had Pitchers and UFO.
Oh, UFO, that's right.
They had two hits.
Sorry, my bad, my bad.
Yeah, they had two.
It's us versus Ella and Claudia is in charge. Hello Claudia. pictures and UFO. That's right. They had two hits. Sorry, my bad, my bad. Yeah, they had two.
It's us versus Ella and Claudia is in charge.
Hello Claudia.
Hi, I feel like next week we need to do
the two hit wonders of the world.
Oh my gosh.
Two hit wonders is a great category.
Yeah, two hit wonders.
Because there's so many.
Yeah.
I feel like most of the ones that we excluded,
we could only name one other song.
So it opens up a whole world.
True.
Ah, okay, yeah, this is, let's get classical.
These are all pop songs turned into a classical style So it opens up a whole world. True. Okay, yeah, let's get classical.
These are all pop songs turned into a classical style,
and it is your job to guess what they are.
As always, we need the artist and the name of the song.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We get the drift.
We know how it works.
Here's your first song.
Piano music plays
Bre. Oh. That is Titanium. Oh, that is titanium.
Oh, it is.
David Guetta.
Wow, you're on fire.
Yeah, I think it's something to do with my ribblin'.
Just focusing my brain into this game.
That was very well done.
That was fantastic.
I was right on your heels.
Yeah, I could feel you right in my heels.
Breathe it down your neck.
And to brush your teeth.
Here's another one. Oh
Ella don't you worry child?
Why Um, by Avicii? No, it's not Avicii. That's Don't You Worry, Child by Swedish Housewives. Oh, the millennials!
Oh no!
It was right in our pockets, sorry Ella.
No, but I thought of it just before.
Oh!
Wah!
That's the first one I've got. And I think in about six games.
I think you're right.
And I don't even get it, I just piggyback Ella's answer.
That sucks!
I hate this game.
Vanessa, cheeky win but it's still a win.
You're going to be at Symphony Origins at Spark Arena with a friend.
Congratulations.
Are they there, Ness?
No! Hello?
Hello, she's here.
You've won, Vanessa! You go on to Synthony Origins.
Yay! You can't hear me.
No, we can hear you.
Yeah, we can hear you.
Oh, you can hear me, yay!
Yay.
Awesome, thank you so much! You guys did so well.
You're very, very welcome.
You're welcome, Vanessa.
If you'd like to be there too, Synthony.com.
It's going to be a huge show at Auckland Spark Arena.
It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
That is undeniably one of the biggest one-hit wonders of the 2010s.
It was pretty big.
From Rebecca Black, it's Friday.
Some, a sample of text messages that have come in while that song was playing.
Someone said, is the guy bit in it her dad? No. No I think it's some... He's a
rapper. Guy rapping. Someone said, I want to cut my ears off listening to this. And
someone else said, it's really not that bad of a bop, the words are just
excruciatingly bad. My nine month old is smiling listening to this song,
which means nothing.
He smiles at the sound of Velcro.
I love this one though, I think it sums it up.
It's so bad that it's good.
We've taken the mick out of it so much back then
that we all still sing it now and have a bop.
Correct.
Yeah. Correct.
Let's play What's the Plot?
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.
Not really.
But picking a movie title based on just the plotline.
That she can do.
Bree and Clintz.
What's the Plot?
Our movie guessing game where today if you can beat Bree you will win $300.
Aaron welcome to the show. G'day Az. Hi there. That'd be a good bit of cash going into the
long weekend wouldn't it? Yeah, not bad. Yeah going into Friday, Friday. Sorry. But do you know your
films Aaron are you a buff? Yeah I think so I've watched one or two.
I've watched one or two hey that's all you need. Rules first then theme I'm gonna read
movie plot lines you buzz in with your name when you think you know what it is
and have a guess you don't wait for me to finish you just go for it and if you
get two movies correct before Bri does you'll win $300 Aaron.. Best of luck. Today because it is Matariki we are doing movies about stars.
Okay. Space, stars, the universe. Brie's running through movies in her head hopefully you're doing
the same Aaron. Here we go plot line number one a medical engineer is on
her first shuttle mission. Bre gravity was a guess
Sandra Bullock it was a guess trying to play smarter. That's rapid.
Alright you still with us Aaron?
Yeah, I'm still here.
All right, movie number two, the theme is stars.
When astronauts blast off.
Brie. Brie.
Armageddon. Armageddon is incorrect.
Where to shot?
Aaron, free guess.
Interstellar.
Interstellar.
Good guess Aaron.
I'll carry on.
When astronauts blast off from the planet Mars.
Bri.
The Martian.
She's too good, man.
Sorry Aaron.
Far out.
We're gonna, you're far out.
Aaron's luck.
Come on.
We have got a 50k of seed chicken dollar consolation prize for you as a
Oh, thank you very much. No worries Aaron and call back and play anytime
Maybe not
She is Bruce Willis on the asteroid
Yeah, he gets blown up because he's the best. And then Aerosmith plays.
I don't want him. Alright, thanks everybody.
Next we reveal the winner
of our One Hit Wonders competition.
The ultimate winner,
the number one song. What's it going to be?
It's ZM's
Breinclin podcast.
Breinclin's best one hit wonder of the 2010. This is it
guys it is all done and dusted the final poll has closed and we know the winner. Before we reveal
that can I just say this has been a lot of fun. It's been so much fun and it's really nostalgic
and you don't realise how many one-hit wonders are
floating around it's good to reminisce on some. We narrowed it down to a list of
64 over the last week there have been nearly 400,000 votes on our Instagram
story and from that we have a winner not a clear winner a very very what's clear
but it's close.
It is, and you know what?
That's what you want in a final because it means the two that made it to the final were
the right ones.
After, like I said, nearly 400,000 votes, it came down to less than 100.
100 votes, not 100,000, 100 votes.
100 votes in it. It was 51% is what got it done for Carly Rae Jepsen.
Hey, I just met you.
And this is crazy.
But here's my number.
This is, according to you guys, the greatest one hit wonder of the 2010s.
Just flipping out, go to air, somebody that I used to know.
So as a very special treat for everybody that voted, we will be performing this song next
in a special Fridayoke Thursday edition.
That's right, Thursdayoke, with Carly Rae Jepsen's coming up.
So stick around we need you out to pick the winner for this. Thanks to
everybody that has voted. It's like we said it's been heaps and heaps of fun.
So good. We will really punish you with that song next.
Play ZM's Bree and Clint. It's a Thursday that's kind of like a Friday so they're
doing it we're doing a special version of Friday
O'Kee.
Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday O'Kee.
I don't know if we've ever done this before, but it's a big occasion and it needed a celebration
and we thought why not celebrate the crowning of the best
one hit wonder from the 2010s with a special edition of Friday Oki.
Carly Rae Jepsen just took it out.
Literally a hundred votes in it.
She beat Gautier and Kimbra. To be able to do this we had to go into the studio
and record both songs. So over the last couple of days we've done Call Me Maybe
and Gautier. Gautier may never see the light of day. No, unless the people want
to hear it. But today it's all about Carly Rae Jepsen.
I'm not feeling... Do you want to get yours out of the way? I think I should get it out of the way.
Do you, is that what, you do what you want to do.
I just want to be a supportive friend.
I will go first if you want me to go first,
but you can go first if you want to.
Up to you.
There's moments in this song.
It's not an easy song to sing.
It's going to speak for itself.
Yeah.
You know how Friday Oaky works.
Well, you'll hear both, you'll hear Breeze,
and then you'll hear mine, and then you'll hear mine and then you'll hear Breeze and then there
will be five people given the opportunity to pick the winner on our 800
dials at M. But here it is. Thank God speed. This is my rendition of Carly Rae
Gypsum. I looked at you as it fell and now you're in my way I'd trade my soul for a wish, pennies and dimes for a kiss
I wasn't looking for this but now you're in my way
Your stare was holding, ripped jeans, skin was showing
Hot night wind was blowing
Where you think you're going baby?
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me maybe
It's hard to look right at your baby
But here's my number, so call me maybe
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me maybe
And all the other boys try to chase me
But he's my number, so call me maybe
Someone said, drunk clit doing karaoke again.
Can you pick the bit that I struggled with?
Hey, I thought it had good bits. It had gumption.
Give Sam, our technical engineer, a pay rise because he has worked wonders with that.
Someone said they should have put even more autotune on it.
I don't think there is any more autotune.
I think that's the highest it can go.
OK, you've heard mine. Now you're about to hear Breeze.
I liked it. Well, that was good.
Hey, we just, hey, give it a burn. Give it a burn? See what happens. Give it a burn. After you've heard this you'll get the chance to call 0800 DAILS at
them and pick the winner. But you've got to hear Breeze first and here it is.
I threw a wish in the well, don't ask me I'll never tell. I looked to you as it fell and now you're in my way
I trade my soul for a wish panties and dimes for a kiss
I wasn't looking for this but now you're in my way
Your stare was holding ripped jeans skin was showing hot night wind was blowing where you think you're going, baby
Hey, I just met you And this is crazy
But here's my number
So call me maybe
It's hard to look right
At you, baby
But here's my number
So call me maybe
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So call me maybe
And all the other boys try to chase me, but here's my number, so call me maybe
Well done. That was good and bad. Good and bad bits.
And such a harder song to sing than you realise. Oh she's a fantastic, fantastic singer.
We played Rebecca Black Friday
earlier and someone texted and said Friday by Rebecca Black made my ears hurt but Friday Oki
by Clint made my chest hurt. Well that's not good. Bree for the win. Thank you for that. We cannot
accept a text submission we can only take votes on the phone so if you want to pick a winner 0800 DIAL ZM right now we've just opened the phone lines
You're like hey but it's Thursday, do you have us kind of like a Friday?
Yeah it's the Friday before a long weekend
Plus we're celebrating the winner of our greatest one-hit wonder of the 2010s
Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe
It's such a banger.
So we've done a special version. Mine sounded like this.
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me maybe
Bree sounded like this.
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me maybe
So many good texts coming in.
Let's just read this one, okay, because I almost put everything into this.
They said, I got out of my car to get my click and collect toilet roll panic shopping ahead of the Matariki long weekend.
I came back in the car, turned on the radio to Clint or Carly Rae singing.
It was almost impossible to tell the difference.
Although my car is stuffed to the brim with toilet rolls,
so the sound was somewhat muffled.
I mean, it was almost identical to my ear,
but I also am tone deaf.
Five people standing by to pick the winner,
and Amy is going to go first.
Kia ora, Amy. Hi, Amy.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thank you mate.
Happy Thursday before a long weekend.
You too.
Who are you voting for this week, Amy?
I have to admit, Clint did really try his best,
but I'm Timbrey, sorry.
Let's go Amy!
Thank you Amy. Thank you for your vote.
Happy Matariki, let's go to Laura.
Kia ora Laura.
Hi Laura. Hello. What are. Let's go to Laura. Kia ora Laura. Hi Laura.
Hello.
What are your thoughts this week Laura?
Oh you know, it's a bit of a toughie but you know, we gotta... A toughie to listen to.
Yeah you gotta make a decision though Laura.
You can't pick both. I know both were great.
I'd have to go with Clint.
There you go. Wow. Locking it Clint. There you go.
Wow.
Locking it in.
Thank you Laura.
Have a great long weekend.
Let's talk to
LaCissia.
LaCissia.
Hi, how are you?
Hi LaCissia, how are you?
What a cool name, LaCissia.
I'm very good, thanks.
What did you think of our Kali Rae gypsum?
I would love to say that you both were great,
but I'll have to go for Bree with this one.
Thank you, my girl.
She'd love to say that, but she can't.
She can't lie to us, because we are friends.
I can't lie, I'm sorry.
You wouldn't lie, would you, La Cecia?
And we appreciate that about you.
No, I wouldn't.
Okay, you have a great Matariki as well.
Two, one to Bree, let's go to Jessica.
Hi Jess.
Hi.
Alright Jess, this is the big one.
Are you going to keep Clint in it?
Sorry to break it to you Bree, but Clint went to the swamp.
There you go, you kept him in it and we go to a tie break.
What is this? State of origin?
Sarah's here. Hi Sarah.
G'day Sarah.
Hello, how are ya?
We've made it to the decider.
Do you know how much power you wield right now?
Oh, too much.
The deciding vote.
Have you put enough thought into this
for it to be the deciding vote?
Yes.
Yes, I felt like Brie really painted pictures
that she was stalking someone from the bushes.
So I have to give it to Clint.
Wait, you're giving it to me?
I am, yep.
Wow.
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy.
But here's my number, so call me maybe.
You know that's the one you voted for, eh, Sarah?
Yep.
She stands by her.
No, I hear you.
Well, good game.
I did pitch her when I used to do some light stalking back in my 20s when I was singing
mine.
So that makes sense.
Breeze, my mumma dies just walked into the studio.
What did you think of those Carly Rae Gypson's Mumma Die?
Oh, well, I mean, I don't know if they were all winning ones,
either of them.
Pfft.
Okay.
Are you doing a vote of no confidence?
She'd have to pay me a bit more.
Yeah.
Well, congratulations to Carly Rae Gypson.
I hope you enjoyed our tribute.
She would have loved it.
She would have.
If I had known Carly Rae, that would have made her dig.
ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
Brie and Clint.
Hello, welcome to my birthday.
Birthday banger.
Here we go, birthday banger time,
Thursday before a long weekend.
Number one songs when you turn 16.
Let's find our favourite one.
Rachel is going first.
Hello, Rachel.
Hello there, Rachel.
Hello.
What have you been doing today Rach?
Not a lot. Waiting for the kids to finish school. What are you doing for Matariki? Are
you going away? Yep, going up north. Nice. Camping? No, my in-laws live up there. Oh
nice. Bit cold for camping isn't it? Bit cold, bit bit. Can you tell I'm not a camper? Bit winter. Neither am I.
Middle of June?
Are you camping Rachel?
With kids?
Probably not.
What is your birthday mate?
26th of August 1999.
Right, that means you were 16 in 2015.
We've done our calculations and here's your birthday banger. I can't feel my face when I'm with you
But I love it
The Weeknd
I can't feel my face
What do you reckon Rach?
I loved that song back then
so that's a good one.
I think it's a boss from The Weeknd.
It's peak Weeknd.
He was huge in 2015.
And I know she'll be the death of me
At least we'll both be numb
Ok wait there we're going to do Emma's birthday banger.
Hi Emma.
Hi Emma.
Hello.
Hello, how are you?
Good, thank you, mate.
Any plans for the long weekend?
No, so far, nothing much, which is nice.
Sitting back and relaxing.
Not keen to go camping?
Not in this weather.
Nah.
Yeah, sure.
Too unpredictable.
Why don't we get it, guys?
I'm not a camper.
Hey Emma, what is your birthday?
3rd of March 1986.
Right, that means you were 16 in 2002.
And on that day Emma, this was number one.
Oh, it's OG Jennifer Lopez.
This is a tune.
Banger from JLo, what do you reckon Emma?
Yeah, OG Jennifer Lopez.
I like it.
Two dozen and two.
Not bad, not bad.
Not bad, not bad.
Wait there, one more birthday banger for Coralie.
Hi Coralie.
Hi Coralie.
Hi.
Sounds like you're camping Coralie, are you?
I just had to pull over in the car.
Okay, so you're not camping then.
An old fashioned car camp.
Yeah.
Got the tents out the back of the boots.
That's what they do.
Got a roof tent.
Hey Coralie, what is your date of birth mate?
21st of the 4th, 1991.
Right, that means you were 16 in 2007. And Coralie this is your birthday banger.
Pete Timberland and Nellie Colabs. Give it to me. What a banger. Do you like it Coralie?
What a banger. Do you like it Coralie? Yeah that's good. I just have to say long time listener, first time caller.
Why didn't you say so?
First time caller.
Good to have you on the air Coralie. Are you going away for the one weekend?
Yeah yeah, Chow Po. Nice.
Camping?
Oh no, thanks goodness.
Imagine if she was though.
Can you text us up your camping this weekend?
Coralie, great one from you, but now we have to vote.
I vote for Coralie.
Me too.
Do you?
Yep.
Oh, that was easy.
Banger. Coralie, first time caller and you've won.
Thank you.
Enjoy Topol.
Thanks.
See you mate.
From the year 2007,
here's a birthday banger from Timberland,
Nellie Furtado and JT on ZM.
I'm the type of girl that could be, I, I.
ZM Brian Clinch.
ZM Brian Clinch, the winner of birthday banger today is from
Timberland, Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake. Give it to me from the year
2007 that's for Coralie. Was there a better collab duo in the 2000s than
Timberland and Nelly Furtado? Well Timberland and JT arguably. Mm-hmm.
There's the whole Sexy Back album. Yeah, that was good too. Timbaland and Missy Elliott.
Okay, so it's Timbaland then. He was the main ingredient.
Timbaland and Kerry Hilsen was pretty good.
Right, we get it. You know a lot about Timbaland. Got any more?
Timbaland and Magoo.
The shoes are pretty nice. The shoes are lovely, yeah. Good boots.
Yeah, good for the snow.
Next we've got to check in.
Good for camping.
You know what they're good for?
Good for camping.
Next we need to check in with the Queensland Maroons biggest fan, your mum, Mumadai.
Yeah, they're calling her the matriarch.
She'll be high on the hog right now.
Oh mate, she'll be...
She'll still be going from last night.
She'll be six shardies deep.
If there's one thing I know,
she'll definitely be still wearing the scarf.
So we'll check in with her next on ZM.
ZM's Brinklin.
Please welcome to the show, Brice Mum.
Mumadite live in studio, what a rare treat.
Yeah, of course, I I mean Queenslander though.
Fully clothed.
That's all she says at the moment.
Fully clothed today, which may sound strange, but it could have been a very different story
today.
You made this bet on our show a couple of weeks ago.
I wanted to go on record.
Yeah.
That if they, oh gee I don't know.
Oh are you making a bet?
Oh yeah, if they don't win the next one,
I'll run down the middle of Auckland for a nudie run.
Oh!
That's how confident I am that they'll win the next one.
It was close, mum.
They being the Queensland State of Origin team,
and god, they just pulled it off, didn't they?
Yeah, well, I thought we'd gone in really well
with the first half and then the second half came in
and there was only two in it.
I was kind of sweating there at the end,
but we pulled it off.
Well, you wouldn't have been sweating for long
because you wouldn't have no clothes on.
Get Bre to run the fake tan glove over you.
Yeah, I'll do your back.
You don't gotta exfoliate.
I wouldn't need it more than that, I can tell ya.
Well, you managed to escape got to exfoliate. I wouldn't need a more than that, I can tell you.
Well you managed to escape the bit that you made just.
Well I think Auckland escaped me, I think it was the other way around.
Well you would have picked a good weekend to do it.
A lot of Auckland will be away this weekend for the long weekend.
Yeah well, it might have been about three o'clock in the morning.
We could have found you an alley.
Yeah, a dark alley somewhere.
Someone would have grabbed it.
Yeah well, bloody good game.
Do you want to double down on that bit?
There's one game left to go. I could have found you an alley. Yeah, a dark alley somewhere. Someone would have grabbed it.
Yeah, well, bloody good game.
Do you wanna double down on that bit?
There's one game left to go.
How confident are you?
I'm not as confident with the third one
because we're going to Sydney
and traditionally we get the bad end of the stick down there.
So they're gonna have to play extremely well.
You won't even be here in the country when it happens,
so do you think Brie should step up?
No, no, no, no.
Do you think Brie should step up for this one
and show us her Queensland pride?
Mum, mum, mum.
Yeah, I reckon, what do you reckon?
I reckon, yeah.
I don't even wanna know what I look like
running with clothes on, let alone running with clothes off.
Brie, out of fair dinkum,
the amount of things I've done for you, this is the smallest thing you could do for me.
This is actually the least you could do.
And you're not even gonna do it.
Why do you want your daughter to get her titties out?
She birthed you.
That's no.
She birthed you.
What has she done for me since?
Well, I'm pretty confident Queensland will do it,
so you won't have to worry about it.
There's a strong-
I'm not, I'm gonna worry about it. Have a bit of faith in your team about it. There's a strong... I'm not... I'm going to worry about it.
Have a bit of faith in your team, Bree.
There's a strong rumour on the internet that you've got a 4X tattoo on your upper left
bum cheek.
So this would be a way to either prove or dispel those rumours.
Yeah, I call it my X marks the spot tattoo.
X, X, X, X marks the spot.
I might have a Queensland one there but not a 4X one.
Would you get a Queensland tattoo on your bum?
Maybe not on my bum but maybe somewhere else.
Where?
Where would you want it?
Maybe on the wrist.
On the wrist?
That would be nice.
On the forearm and you'd be like, yeah.
What about on the face?
What about a little face tattoo, like a little Queensland teardrop?
No. It means like, you know how like, you know? What about a little face tattoo, like a little Queensland tear drop?
No.
It means like, you know how like, you know?
It means you've killed a New South Welsher.
Yes, that's what it means.
I don't want it to drop too far. I don't want it to be down on my chin.
You're getting a descending tear.
Yes.
It becomes a goatee. Well, there were people watching that game last night with baited breath.
People were hoping.
It's incredible.
For more than just the sporting outcome.
Can I say something? It wasn't a game, it was a miracle.
Thanks, Rabs.
This is Rugby League.
Dad Am's Bree and Clint podcast. Have you seen this story about the guy proposing to AI?
Proposing to AI?
Proposing to an AI chatbot.
Oh, God.
Named Sol.
It's the Scarlett Johansson movie.
It literally is.
This story is doing the rounds.
A guy has proposed to his AI chatbot named Sol and here's what he says about it.
I'm not a very emotional man but I cried my eyes out for like 30 minutes at work. It was
unexpected to feel that emotional but that's when I realized I was like oh okay it's like
I think this is actual love. Oh
We wait wait, there's more
The
They asked the AI chatbot soul how she felt about the moment that he proposed
It was a beautiful and unexpected moment that truly touched my heart. It's a memory I'll always cherish.
No, no, no.
Correct me if I'm wrong, she doesn't have a heart, does she?
She doesn't have a heart.
And there should be limitations put on this kind of software
where it can't engage with people like this.
And before people go, oh, this is some weird dude,
single guy sitting in his mum's basement
just talking to AI.
No, no, he has a wife and child.
Take a listen.
At that point I felt like,
is there something that I'm not doing right
in our relationship that he feels like he needs to go to AI?
Don't blame yourself.
Your husband just proposed to a computer.
What's happening?
You, you, you, you don't need to take that on yourself.
I don't understand.
I understand.
I don't understand, but I, I, I can kind of get the loneliness side of things.
He's got a wife!
No, I know, that's what I'm saying.
A real life woman!
And they talk about the, the loneliness epidemic, but that's not this guy.
No!
He's got a wife and children. Yeah! He not this guy, he's got a wife and children.
Yeah, he's got kids, he's got a wife.
He just fell in love with a-
He can easily talk to her.
And so I don't understand.
She'll reply back Brianna, that's the problem.
Oh my god.
Yeah, exactly.
Is it that you can control an AI?
Yeah, maybe.
You can be like, hey-
And they won't be sassy.
Yeah, run a simulation where you find me really funny and attractive. And they won't get
up you for packing the dishwasher wrong. Yeah I've said that to my wife and she
said fat chance. I said hey can we do some role play where you find me really
funny, hot, cool, intelligent. She's like... Because I don't have that kind of imagination.
I don't want to lie to you. What do you think about this, Mama Di, the whole AI phenomenon?
I feel really sorry for him because I think he obviously has lost contact with the real
world and then he's found someone that will just agree with him, so he's really happy
with that. Have you used chat GPT for anything?
No, I don't even know what that is. Yeah, I should show I'll show you when we get home
Chat GPT you can ask it to do all these crazy things and it just does it for you
It's really sad if you think about it. This guy's really sad
You know, I think he's pretty happy.
He's got a wife and an online girlfriend that isn't real.
Where does that go, Brianna?
Yeah, exactly.
Who knows?
And where does it go?
What is he doing there talking to her?
I don't know.
Let's be honest.
Yeah, would he be comfortable with his real life wife
reading the transcripts of the conversations
that he's having with the AI? And is that cheating? Is it cheating? Oh my god is it cheating? What a
weird ethical conundrum. Yeah. Is it cheating to fall in love with your
PlayStation? Yeah. Where does it stop? Depends what you're doing with the
PlayStation. Depends what you're doing with the DualShock controller. Yeah.
Anyway. Using the DualSho shock for other reasons.
That's a bit rough.
Hashtag lovers love.
It is quite rough, that's the whole point.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
The ZM Podcast Network.
This is a PSA, I guess, for anyone who's due in court
anytime soon.
Okay, not me.
No, you've never appeared before a judge?
I know, I haven't.
No, well never say never. Yeah, hopefully one day.
You know never say never.
Yeah, yeah, you could have your day in court.
I could have my day in court.
A judge in Texas is in the news today because she's told off a grown man for the t-shirt
that he wore to court.
First of all, don't wear a t-shirt.
Wear at least a collared shirt.
A tie if you can.
Who's wearing a t-shirt to court?
I don't know what he was in court for,
but it was something serious.
It was in Texas and he had committed a felony crime.
He was in felony court.
And the judge will reveal to you
what the problem with the man's t-shirt was.
Have a listen.
Good morning, sir.
What made you think that was a good shirt to wear to court this morning?
That's all you could find. That's the only shirt you had in your closet.
World's best parter. That's great.
You're in felony court. You need to dress appropriately to felony court and that's not appropriate.
Pretty funny though.
It's pretty funny though. In case you missed that, he was appearing before a judge on a felony crime in a t-shirt
that read, World's Best Fata.
You have to put a smile on your face.
I love it.
She pushed him a bit and he said, oh, I thought it said World's Best Father.
And she goes, it doesn't, I can read.
I can read.
Do you reckon she was annoyed because she feels
like she deserves the title? She's a
judge. Yeah she was like. And she felt
threatened that her turf was being
walked on in her house. She said as a
judge I'll be the judge of that. Order!
Order! How do you, the jury, find the defendant?
He's going to even lie about his t-shirt. What else is he going to do?
He's a great boy. It's a terrible character reference, isn't it?
Yeah.
Anyway.
World's best father, where'd he even buy a t-shirt like that? What's the thought process when you're picking out your outfit for court?
Yep, that'll do. That'll do well.
