ZM's Bree & Clint - The After Party with Ellie Harwood - 20th December 2023

Episode Date: December 19, 2023

Guess who's baaaaack! Ex-Producer Ellie is on the early shift with Bree this week so we took the opportunity to get her on her first ever After Party. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hey, does this after party have a smokers area? No, why? Because I brought my nan with me. This bitch is empty. Yeet! Bree and Clint's After Party. Oh, I've never heard that intro before.

Because I brought my nan with me. It was like the time I took my mum to K Road. Four in the morning, I was dragging her home. I was like, come on, I'm a die. If you heard that familiar laugh. Hello. Oh no.

Make it sexy. Ready, go. Oh, hello. That was still kind of serial co-op. Okay, one more chance. Okay. Hello. How was it? Okay. of serial killer. One more chance. Hello. Hello. Okay. I'm grossing myself out. Who wants a turn now?

I'll pass. Anyone? Ella wants a turn. Hello. Not bad. Love it. Solid. Go on. Yellow. Not bad. Not bad. Solid, solid. Your turn, Bree. Go on. Yeah, love.

That is Ellie Harwood, a.k.a. Ellie on the telly, a.k.a. producer Ellie, a.k.a. intern Ellie, a.k.a. Viva La Dirt Ellie. Yeah, wow. That's a lot. A.k.a. Ellie Gamer Girl. It hits me. Hashtag Gamer Girl. That's her. She's back.

I am back. It's so nice to be back and also to be on the potty intro and say hi to the potty fans, you know? Yeah, mate, there's one podcast fan who, I'm not shitting you, and producer Claude and Ella would know this, who literally comments on every video we post, when's producer

Ellie coming back? Well, guess what? For you, she's back. I've come all the way back just for you. Here I am. Just a diehard Ellie fan. Thanks for the support. And there's heaps of them, so we're very excited that you're back. It's nice to be back.

How's everyone feeling? Last week of the year, everyone got heaps of energy? Yeah, there's a bit of silence going on here. The alarm this morning, it was a hard one. It was a hard one this morning. Oh, don't act like you've been getting that. That's really rough the first day. You fucking bitch.

I honestly woke up two minutes before my alarm, so I was out. Did you? Your body clock woke you up. Maybe, but it was one of those, I know you hate dreams, but I don't know. I hate dreams. I don't know if it was like a dream or real life, but I kept feeling like I wasn't sleeping, you know,

one of those things. Yeah, right. So I like was awake and I was like, oh, well. I find it really interesting the different forms of sleep because there's REM sleep, which is like the one that you want, right? That's where you actually are resting. I think so, yeah. Go on, name another one.

And then there's light sleep. Oh, not this, bro. No, okay, okay, you laugh at me, Claude. Are you ready? I've got facts. This is something I actually learnt at university. Wow, okay, okay, you laugh at me, Claude. Are you ready? I've got facts. This is something I actually learnt at university. Wow, okay. I actually learnt this at university, probably the only thing.

So apparently, like, and I don't know what they're called, but there's obviously different forms of sleep, and REM sleep is like there's forms of sleep where you're actually resting and that's the one that you need. But do you ever, have you ever, has this ever happened to you where you wake up and you've slept through an alarm but you don't remember and you think that you didn't set an alarm or your alarm didn't go off or you have no recollection of doing that?

Has that ever happened to you? I don't think it has for me actually. Yeah, it happens with my sister. It's definitely happened to me a couple of times. And did you know why? Yeah, why? Because it's probably never that your alarm didn't go off or you didn't set your alarm properly.

Because what happens if you're in a certain state of sleep and you get woken up and let's say I wake up, turn my alarm off, and then if I go back to sleep, you actually get amnesia and your memory is wiped. That's cool. That part of what just happened actually gets wiped from your brain if you go back into a certain type of sleep. Oh, interesting.

Wow. That happened to me once. I was, like, sleeping, woke up the next day, and everyone was like, oh, that thing last night was weird, eh? And I was like, what do you mean? And they're like, well, we came in and woke you up and told you about it. That's what that is. Oh, I have had that.

Literally zero memory of it happening. And they're like, yeah, we talked for like a couple minutes and you went back to sleep. And I'm like, what are you talking about? No memory. That is that. It's so weird. You actually get amnesia. Do you guys, have you ever slept, slept walked?

Yes, I did as a kid. Yeah, I did as a kid quite a lot. Did you? And I'd wake up though and on like the couch, like I'd walk and then I'd wake up. Oh, yeah, nah, that's... That was disorientating and very scary. I hated that. And I think I remember walking into walls and things.

But yeah, I don't do it anymore, I don't think. Wow. Because apparently you never wake a sleepwalker, right? Apparently I've heard that. Why not? I don't know. The sleep cycle cycle something about sleep you want them to get some eight hours of sleep they're about to walk into a door but don't

worry about it don't let them let them go you're going out onto the street but one time the only time i think i've ever slept walk was after like a night of drinking it's usually when it can happen yeah and i like woke up on the floor of my boyfriend's toilet like bathroom with my hand in the bowl and what woke me up was when my hand went in the water oh yeah but i like i don't i like vaguely remember like walking there but i think it was sleep walking slash slash you're half awake yeah i, I don't know, man. Because I had a similar thing happen to me. I got fucking shit faced. Like real bad when I lived in America.

And I think it was like Thanksgiving weekend or something like that. And we went to my friend's parents' place like for the holiday, for the holiday break. And there was a bunch of us girls and we're all college students and we all like drank heaps of alcohol this one night and I was pissed as a fart, went to bed. And I have the vaguest memory and because I'd never been to that house before so I didn't really know where I was, you know,

and I was very drunk. Yeah. And I just have this vague memory where I feel like I was sleepwalking and I'm like trying to find a toilet. And all I remember, like the tiniest flash of a memory where I've walked into the study of this place and then just did a piss in the study. True story.

And then I remember the next day they were like, what is this? The dogs have been in here. And I just let the dogs take the blame. Oh, my God. I was so embarrassed. That's never happened to me before. Yeah, I've never. Because, yeah, people, like, vomit when they're drunk,

but they'll also pee when they're drunk. Like, we've done that. Yeah. That's a thing. Yeah, I haven't eaten, I don't think. But, yes, it is a thing, for sure. My sister's now husband wet the bed when they first started dating. Oh, that's so.

Oh, should I be telling this story? Yeah, I'm free. Oh, he won't listen to this. They were first – so when they first started dating, like in the first six months, and he – my sister still lived at home at the time, and so he came over to stay. Like one of the first times ever he came over and he was drunk and he wet the bed. And then my sister told my mum about it my mum had to clean the piss sheets

yeah and then at their wedding i talked about the time he oh yeah it's out there i love that yeah it's out in the open nice yeah and always you know i'm always like hey simon remember the time you wet the bed? He didn't have a mattress protector on it. Oh, no. One of Sophia's workmates said that she'd never heard of a mattress protector. What? Oh, really? She goes, what's a mattress protector?

Oh, dear. I hate to see their mattresses. Don't lift that up. Can you imagine the secretions that would be on that mattress? Yeah. I hadn't heard of a pillow protector until this year. I have not. Oh, wait.

Yeah. Is that the same concept? Yes. Oh, no, no. I'm the weird one. But just do a pillow. I don't have one. And it's not a pillow case.

Yeah, if I get a new pillow, I might get a protector with it. What do you mean? Because I go to bed with wet hair all the time. Oh, my gosh. You're the one that needs it. I'm a prime candidate. Yeah. Oh, my God.

I did not know that existed. Guys. Is there like a du. Yeah. Oh, my God. I did not know that existed. Guys. Is there like a duvet protector? Oh, could be. Is there a gap in the market there? It could be. I don't know how that works. Is it the protector then the pillow?

Yeah. I guess so, yeah. Yes. It's always the protector then like a sheet or a pillowcase or, you know, whatever. Yeah, wow. Did you know that there's a use-by date on pillows? Oh, no. Well, look. I mean, when they start going a bit yellow, it's probably time to throw them out. When it's moldy. know whatever yeah wow did you know that there's a use by date on pillows well look i mean when they start going a bit yellow probably time to throw them out it's way before that man i've got

really old pillows hey yeah but then you know you you work hard on a pillow to make it the right squishiness. Yeah, I do work hard on the pillow. Got me moving side to side. Do you know there's a use-by date on SodaStream bottles? Like the gas bottles or the bottles that you put the water in? The bottles that you put the water in. Oh, what? What do you mean?

Like, what does it do? Does it start secreting, like excreting like plastic? I don't know, but there's a use-by date on them. We talked about it on the show a few weeks ago. Oh, jeez.

Okay, I need to go home, change my pillows, change my service tree bottles. And change your undies because we know what you're like. All right, enjoy the other podcast. Ellie is going to be with us for the next couple of days. We might be doing these podcasts. Let us know if you want some more for the next couple of days. And Producer Claude will ignore you and make the decision herself.

Sounds good to me. Alright, bye.