ZM's Bree & Clint - What time are we showing up at Clint's party?

Episode Date: May 28, 2026

In true Bree and Clint style, Clint has posed a question he'd like an actual answer to... but the rest of do everything in our power to derail the conversation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da. It's ZM's Braynclin podcast. I saw this question on one of the news sites today. And it said, if the invitation says the event starts at seven, what time do you arrive? Oh, it's a great question. It's a great question. It's a great.

It depends. Depends what it is. Yeah. Where it is. Yeah. And they're all my, depends. It's my birthday. party and it's at my house.

Okay. Do you want some options? There were options on the website. Do you want the options or do you already know what your options? So your options are exactly on time. So invitation says seven. You get there at seven. Five to 15 minutes late.

15 to 30 minutes late. I'll get there whenever I get there or it depends on the type of event. Which we can scratch that one. We've identified the event. It's a private event at a house. No, I have more questions about the event. Yes. Do you?

Okay. Is it a part? party like a dancey world drinking and hanging out or are we having dinner and you have to be there at seven. Yeah. Is it like an eight person thing or is it like a? It's drinkies. So like 30 people, 20 people.

Is it drinkies? Yeah, it's drinkie poos. Drinky la-las. It's not dinner. Not dinner. Yeah. So how many people are coming? It's a house party.

I'll get some pizzas. Do you just drink me to dance at some point in the night? That's completely up to you. That's depends where the night goes. How many people are attending the event? 20. Are your kids there? Or are they going to be sleeping at grandparents' place? Oh God, it wasn't meant to be so

me specific. The kids are there, but they're chill. Wait, it's your party? Yeah, it's my birthday party. I'm not going. How old are you turning? I'm turning 30. No, you're not. Is this meant to be next year? Because that's 40. Do you have a time machine?

That's 4.0. I'll turn up early if we're going in the time machine. I'm turning 30. Show up in 2017. We're about late. Um, I, it also depends on the time for me. Oh, Christ. I said it was seven o'clock.

I know, but I'm just saying, if it was five o'clock, I'm like, who the hell as a party that starts at five? Wait, is it seven in winter? I'm turning up at six, six 30. Oh, so you're just going to decide what time the party starts. Exactly. But because it's at seven, between 15 and 30 minutes late, I'm turning up. Yeah. I was thinking seven.

I was thinking 15 minutes, so I put myself in the 5 to 15. 15 to 30 minutes. I don't want to be first. No. Hell no, you don't. I don't want to be tracked. I don't want to go tick, tick, tick, tick, six. Hello?

Yeah, no one wants you to turn up at seven. I'm here for the party. Whereas I'm married to someone, so if the party starts at seven, she'll want to get there at seven. No, she'll get there at quarter to seven and we'll wait in the car. Good. But we'll wait in the car until five or ten past seven. but we'll be there at quarter to seven.

You know? Got it. Just in case there's traffic. Yes. So what did you guys say? You're about half an hour late? I mean, yeah. Between 15 minutes and half an hour.

For this party, but if it was an actual like house house party. It isn't it? It's my birthday party. Why is it not an actual party? You're 20 people. You're not throwing an actual house party. No, I'm talking to actual rager. You guys don't think 20 people was a house party?

No, I'm talking about like 30 to 40. I'm coming in at 8.3. They're all sitting around the living room drinking a brandy. Talking about work and the weather. This is why I don't invite you guys to my house. And I literally never want. Guys, have you read the barefoot investor? It's a good boy.

Play ZDM's Brian Clint on Instagram. Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZDem.