ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint - 16th February 2026 with Jordan "How to Dad" Watson

Episode Date: February 16, 2026

 Clint's away sick so Jordan "How to Dad" Watson has stepped up to the plate.  Were you never actually in love?  Bree's interview with Zara Larsson!  Let us convince you why you should buy the flowers.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-da. It's Z-M's Brie and Clint podcast. Z-M's Brie and Clint, thanks to KFC. Z-Dames, Bree and Clint. With Jordan, how-to-dad Watson. Hey, there, here we are. Clint, he's off sick.

Jordan, how-to, Dad, Watson. That's right. You heard correct. You're filling in for the whole show. Is that that staying? Yeah. No, I'm not. I know you were here to talk about your series that's coming out,

which we will get to later, the Out of My League series. Very exciting. But we thought, Clint's off sick with the UTI. And you're here, and we just felt like it'd be a great kind of mesh of two worlds if you stay for the whole show. Will some of your team out there give my kids another packet of chips? They're in the carpool. What about some fizzies?

Yeah, some chips and some chips. And put the windows out a little bit more. Yep. And I'll stay. Crack the windows. They're in the shade. Yeah, yeah, they're in the underground cupboard. They're safe.

Okay, no, no, I'm happy to be here, team. I've been practicing my voice. We'll go through a different range. What are the different voices that you're going to be testing out? You've got like the high energy. Hey, welcome to ZM. You're with Brian Clint on the ZM show. That's good?

Sultry? Yeah, then I was practicing more of like a, hey, welcome to ZNM. Oh, coming up after the break. I like that one too much, I think. And then I did enough we wanted to just go full Australian. You and me just line up. Just ozzie it up. Just because the trick to a good Australian exit is don't go too thick.

A lot of people go too much. No, that was dead. I've gone South African now. I don't know what I'm doing. Mate, there's going to be a lot of fun. You are sticking around for the whole show, aren't you? Well, I have to. Old mate's throbbing, you know, in the area.

He's not showing up. He's got some pains. He's in the trenches, isn't he? Yeah, I'm sorry. Because men can get UTIs as well, which, you know, I think is a misconception, but it's good to talk about these things. Bring it to the forefront. We use our platform that, you know,

men can get UTIs as well. Yeah, it's 2026, and this isn't anything to be ashamed of. And if you're out there, Clint, and you're listening, I hope you are not ashamed. No. I hope you own it. No. Yelp from the rooftops, because we sure will.

Yes, all afternoon, we will. Big news in the music world at the moment. Zara Larson has announced she's coming to the country. Oh, she's having such a moment, and we're so pumped that she is coming to the country, and we've got a double pass to give away to celebrate. We're going to do that. at around 440. So I'd be listening out for that.

Jordan, we've got a double pass to give away. Yeah, I'm not used to being here, so I start just getting excited for the song. And then you fade it away. Yeah, well, we get... This is the one that just goes on in the car. It's a banger. There'll be a lot of me singing this afternoon, I think.

So watch out. Claude, make sure we have his mic down and off when that happens. Yeah, I'll just pull it low. Yeah, good. Again back on. Also, we're going to be putting a lot more people in the drawer to see Harry Stiles. We're giving away another trip.

to see him live in Sydney. So we're going to play another Harry's song just before 4 o'clock. What amount of sugar. Might be that one. And then fade it out naturally. You can't do this stuff, you know? I've heard of singing. And that's what you bring to the table.

I bring that. Carry on. But we're going to kick it off with Trady versus Lady. This is where we put 50 bucks up for grabs. And if you win, you get to keep it. 0,800 dial Zim if you want to go head to head. Currently the Trades on nine, the ladies on 10. Play Z-Dem's Bree and Clint.

Jordan Watson, how to add filling in. It's time for Trady versus Ladies. This is the main event. Treaty versus Ladies. Clint has gone down with the nasty UTI. So Jordan Watson is here to give me a hand. How do you go with the trivia's? Amazing.

All the pubs I go to the most weeknights and just smash the pub quizzes. and that's how me and my family supported grocery shopping. I bring home the weddings. Really? Yeah, yeah. Is that how you make a living? That's how I make a living?

Yeah, I've got to shoot out soon. Okay, cool. Later on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good to hear. Score update for the year. The tradies are on nine wins, but the ladies have overtaken them. They're on 10 wins for the year.

And let's see who will be playing for the ladies today. She's from Tohonger. She's 22, and she does theater in her spare time. and welcome to the show, Jenna. Hi, Jenna. Hello. Jenna, where art thou the Jenna? Is that theater?

When I think of theatre, I'm thinking Shakespeare. Was that Shakespeare that I just did? More musical theatre. Oh. With the frostbite on the floor, you'll be waiting at the door of Greece. Oh, sorry, generation. I should have sung high school musical.

I'm showing my name. Both are good. Jenna, what's the biggest musical you've done? I'm probably Lehmus. Lame is. I haven't seen it. There's a big one with Hugh Jackman. I don't know what he says. He's struggling to pull a rope.

There. Heard is good. Heard's good. I'm sure you're fantastic. Jenna, let's see who you'll be taken on this afternoon. Our tradie is from Christchurch. He's also 22. And apparently he has a story about walking his dog.

Welcome to the show. Hamish. Hello, Hamish. What's this story about you walking a dog? It was just a really beautiful Monday Arvo, and we went to go walk the dog. And my girlfriend screamed and saw that there was this huge rat in Rue's mouth. Yeah, so an hour later, after she just couldn't drop it, we tried to give her a bunch of treats. But now, she was pretty stoked with this rat.

Did you let her lick you on your face after that? No, no, I didn't that? Good call. Yeah. Good call on that, Hamish. Hey, guys, here's the rules. Hamish, your buzzer is tradie. Jenna, your buzzer is lady.

When you think you know, shout out. First person to get three correct. Wins and takes home the 50 bucks. Are we ready? Yep. All right, guys, here we go. Question number one. In what city is Disney's European theme park located?

I'll give you a hint. It's in France. City? Yes, Jenna. Paris. It is Paris. Gay Paris. Well done.

One to the ladies. Question number two. In the video game Pac-Man, how many ghosts chase Pac-Man at the start of each game? Trady. Yes, Hamish. Five. No, it's not five. Jenna?

Lady. Four? Yes. It is four. You're off to a hot fire start, Jenna. Two to the ladies. You need this one, Hamish, to stay in at. Question number three.

Buzz in when you can tell me who says. things this song. Did Hamish buzzing? No. No. Hamish coughed. I'm pretty sure it's lady. Jenna?

Yes. Sarah Larson. Zara Larson, you've done it in three. That's the win. Hamish sounded so upset. Maybe I got it wrong. I had to go with how to, Dad. He's an honest guy.

Hamish, unlucky for you. Call back and play again next time, okay? I guess. Bad luck, Jenna. Well done to you, mate. An absolute downtrower for you, and you've picked up the $50 cash. Well done.

Awesome. Thank you so much. It's those musical theatre kids. You know, they're smart. They're quick. All-rounded. All rounders. That's what we always say.

I just hope Hamish goes off, you know, and he gets that red out and that gives him a high for the end of the day because I feel like I may have made a mistake. He sounded really upset. It's my first time I'm not used to doing this guy. of stuff, there's a lot of pressure, and he sounded like he may have tears in his eyes. And that's when we play a song.

That's how this works. Oh, okay. When we feel a bit awkward or we've made the wrong call, we just go DRAX Project. So when Clint tries to call again, to say, stop talking about the UTI, we just quickly just play a song, be like, we can't talk. Yeah, playing a song. Yeah, let's get it going. Yeah, Summer Rain, Drax Project on ZDM.

ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Jordan Watson filling in, how-to, Dad, you may have heard of him, because Clint's the way's sick with a UTI, but we're not going to talk about that anymore because he's text us to say, don't talk about that. Yeah, we'll simmer it down for a little bit. Yeah, and then it'll flare up again later in the show. Right now, I want to talk about Zane Malick from One Direction. Heard of him?

Yeah, I know. Pillow talk was a big hit. Jumping on a trampoline. I know it all, and I can sing them all, okay? Just ask me. Does that help? I don't. You're looking at me like, no, you were looking at it really didn't know.

I know my pop music. Okay, there we go. Here he is. I was like, well, Mexico Radio. I didn't even know. Guys, we hadn't pre-plan that. That's amazing.

I thought, wow, you're a great, Claudia. That's a great. Thanks. That's all I had of it, though. She's on the buttons. She's hot on the buttons. He just has appeared on the very popular podcast, Call Her Daddy.

One of the biggest podcasts in the world. And she asked him about his relationship with Gigi Hadid. Because they've got a kid together. I was pretty sure that they were. married but Claudia said that they were only engaged. I feel like he never actually got married. Yeah, I feel like you're right. I can engage a couple times though.

Yeah. So they're engaged. They've got a kid together and the host of the Caller Daddy podcast, Alex, asks him about the relationship because they're not together anymore. Okay. And this is what he says. Like my understanding of love is always developing, you know? At that moment in time, I might have thought it was love, but as I got older, I realized

maybe it wasn't. I don't feel like it was love. Just to say this on record, I will always live G. Because she is the reason my child isn't, you know, on this earth. I will always love her. I don't know if I was ever in love with her. What? What?

Just keep those thoughts in your head, man. Right. That's going to rock her, even though you've split up. That's some crazy thinking. And he's like, but then he's contradicting himself by saying, but I will always love her. You don't know what love this, mate? No, he wasn't in love with her, but he will always love her.

There's a difference. There's a big difference, Jordan. Big difference. I love a lot of people. I'm not in love with them. So he was initially just in love with her and beautiful dresses online and he fell in love. He's now saying he doesn't know if he was ever in love with her. But he's got a kid with her. I'm pretty sure they were engaged. They were together for a long time. That's, to me, that's a wild thing to say. Because Claudia and I were talking about this before the show, which you said that's pretty relatable. Like you can look back at some relationship. and go, I thought I was in love, but now looking back. Maybe to your 13-year-old relationships and when you're 14 and like you think you love, you know, Katie Silcock, but you don't, sorry, actually that's a real name. Shout out to Katie, you know.

And you think when you're nine and ten dating her that you're in love and you're telling your mum and dad and you're writing her love letters, you know, you could look back now. I wasn't in love. Yeah, like I don't know if I'm looking back. If I was engaged and had a kid with someone, I don't know if I'd look back on that relationship and go, oh, pretty sure I want. wasn't in love now. Yeah, no.

I feel like you young people flare up at anything. Sorry, Clint, to say the word flare. Isn't this like a cancelable offence to throw it out like that? Like, I was with you, I've had a kid with you, but no, I wasn't in love. Like, I feel like someone can write a comment that gets under the skin of every lady at the end, they're going to be like, he's a piece of poop. Even if it was true, even if he felt, truly feels like that, shut up. Why are you saying that?

Like that's, it's going to hurt her, no doubt. I mean, if that was me, even though you're right, they're not together, that's going to destroy me. And your daughter is going to see that one day. Yeah. Oh, mum and daddy, you were never in love. Yeah. Oh, rough. Even though they told me my whole life, never do hanky-panky until you're in love.

And how was I made? They did. Just a drunken, back carsey one. No love. No love. Yeah, that's true. I think I want to ask people, sorry, that's thrown me. I wanted to know from people, has this been you?

Were you in a relationship? Maybe you're in a relationship right now and you're like, I don't think I'm in love. Pretty, I know most people. There better not be any hanky-panky if they're not in love. No, I doubt there will be. I doubt there will be. Yeah, were you in a relationship for a long time? and can you honestly say, looking back,

I wasn't in love. I was never in love with that person, but how long were you in that relationship? Maybe you were in that relationship for eight years. And we don't want to hear about pre-13-year-old relationships. No, no, no, no. Okay, we're talking 18 and up. Yes, yes, I agree.

Oh, 800 dials at M, or you can text us on 9-696. You can remain anonymous, but were you in a relationship for a long time and you can admit you were never in love. There is Franklin. We're talking about the fact that Zane Malik was on the podcast call her daddy and has said that he doesn't believe he was ever in love with Gigi Heded. He's had a baby with Gigi.

They were engaged. They were together for a long time living together. They were getting close, right? And now... He's saying, I don't think I was ever in love with her. And we think it's something he should have kept to himself. Yeah, he's put his foot in it. But now we're asking you to put your...

your foot in it and we want to know have you ever been in a long-term relationship and now you can honestly say I don't think I was ever in love with that person someone's text through and they said I get where he's coming from I don't believe I loved my ex married two kids having my babies made me understand how love felt oh whoa we've opened a can here yeah so that's interesting so obviously they've compared they're like oh no this This is real love. And I don't think I'm ever, you know? Yeah, kid loves, love for your kids is different to love for a partner or a spouse.

I hear you. I hear you though. I would say my love for my kid and my wife would agree is it's a different love. Yeah, well. We love each other real strong. But your love for your kids is a different kind of love. Because it's a piece of you. It's a piece of you.

Yeah. You know, whereas your spouse. Like if my wife kicks the corner of a cub and herds her toe, I laugh. If my kids kick it and it's bad, I'm straight there. Like, oh crap, you're right, you know? But if my wife hurts, it's more of like, first and then like, oh, you okay. You know, that's how I'd explain it.

Shouldn't it be you okay first and then love? Not when you've been together as long as we heard. People think I'm, you know, people think I'm only 22, but we've been married. We've been together for like 20 years. Have you actually? We've been together. We've been together, like 20 years now.

We've been married 14 years this year. When did you know? And imagine, when did I know I didn't actually love her? No, when did you know you were in love with her? Yeah. Oh, you're going to get vulnerable now? You can make me read here. I'm a schickler for love.

I was a soppy 18-year-old when I met her and fell her head over heels for her. I would have known her for like five months. Right. And I was throwing it out there. I was that point. No, that's fine. Five months is all good.

At 18 years old. I was the first one to be throwing out. You know what she threw back at me? What did you say that? I think we were late night. I'm like, half booze. I'm like, hey, I love you. And she's like, she gets awkward and looks down.

I'm like, oh, shit. Oh, I've stuffed up. And she's like, I, and then she's quickly doing the alphabet, she's like, A, B, Z, I, Jove you. And she explained it. And she goes, I'm not quite there, but I'm real close. I didn't run for the hills. I was still hit over here.

I'm like, I'll take it. Jove. And then it comically turned to whatever next letter. She cuffed me, and then we got there. She loved me. Hopefully we're there now. But that was my cheesy chasing her, and she left me on, basically I told her. She left you on job.

She left me on Jove. She left you on Jove. You shouldn't meet me. God. Man, I hate that you've pried that out of me. Thanks for that. That's a very cute slash gross story. Yeah, you've only.

You did spew a bit in your mouth. Like it's quite, yeah. A little bit. But then I came back around and was like, no, that's pretty cute. I would have rather, if it was me, if I was you, I'd rather heard you say ditto. You know, even though that's a horrible response. Ditto means same, doesn't it? Yeah, but, you know, without saying it.

Now I'm questioning everything about, because you brought up the Zane thing like, Does she even love me or she's still on cover? Of course she does because she did the whole Jove thing. Where's Clint? I got to go. No, mate. We got more text to read out. Someone else texted her and said,

not never in love, but slowly realizing I'm not in love anymore. Being together 12 years and contemplating, ending it. Ending the relationship after 12 years. What? This, we need it. Okay, coming up on ZM, we need it.

We've opened a can, I feel illegal. I feel bad. There's more. Do you want to hear more? Yeah, no. Someone else texts her. He said, my girlfriend of six years cheated on me. We broke up and I dated and lived with her brother for a year.

I was definitely not in love with him, but it was more just to punish her. Wow! That's hectic as. You could make a TV show out of this segment you've just started. We really could. There's one more. It says, I was in a relationship for a year and a half and was never in love with him. I was just in love with the idea of being with someone

that was being with someone, but it was not him. He ended up breaking up with me over Snapchat anyways. That's how you do it, the day and age. Yeah, just a little text on Snapchat. Just like those real annoying audio text messages. Yeah. Just seeing the audio clip.

You were sending me audio text messages this morning. Did I? Yeah. And videos too. Yeah, well, I thought the video is a funny thing that you might share on social and then you replied to it as if you didn't get the gag and then you're like, oh yeah.

No. It was me jokingly testing out different radio voices and I thought this would be funny and she might go, oh yeah, I'll share this to tell people that you're coming on or something. And you're like, instead you took it the wrong way and I was awkward back in my car where I filmed it and you're like, oh yeah, yeah, that's good.

You could go with this one. Oh, see, you've misjudged my reply. I got the joke, but I just didn't think it was funny enough to post on social. Yeah, no, we're clicking real well. This is great. I hope UTI's back tomorrow because, geez, I am, stick my foot in it.

I hope he still joves me because we've been really teasing it this afternoon. I'm glad it's time for the ads. Go close. ZD.M.'s Brinclent. Time to get the tea. The tea. Live from L.A. with D. McCarthy. De McCarthy, very sad story last week. Dawson, James Vanderbeek, passed away. And now they're talking about a purchase he made not long before he passed. Yes. So here's the situation. So the story, the story, the story, was that he had run out of money, basically, you know, doing all of these extreme cancer

treatment. He was stage three of political cancer. And so they started a go fund me, and it's now at $5 million because, you know, he leaves behind six children, devastated. In the last couple of days, we have found out that before he passed, he actually purchased a $6 million property. Now, I don't really know exactly where that money came from. I think it was actually gifts from other celebrity friends of these.

Actually, what I've kind of researched. Right. And now people, this is not dark, and I'm just going to say what people are saying, this is not my opinion. But people are now saying that why are we donating to a GoFundMe for millions of dollars when his family just purchased a $6 million property? And people are now wondering, like, how desperate they are for funds, that should they be donating money to different causes?

That's the situation. Yeah, I hear what you're saying, and I understand the story. The GoFundMe is going berserk. How much did you say he's been raised on the GoFundMe so far? $3.5 million as of yesterday. Yeah, it's a lot of money. What I think, and you can correct me if I'm wrong, Dean. He was obviously a very sick man for a long time.

He's got six kids and a wife. And I think the purchase, and I mean it's a very, very big purchase. It was a ranch somewhere, like a huge ranch that they'd been renting. And then they paid a lot of money. he obviously bought it for a lot of money, but it was obviously to set up his family for when he knew he was about to die and it was obviously to set them up

and so he knew that they were safe and had somewhere to live. Is that what you were getting from it, Dean? That's exactly right. That is exactly right, yes. That's exactly right. That it was to set up his children, which, you know, six children is a lot of family.

It's a huge family. And, yeah, that is like we're all now divided. Yeah. Well, sad story, all round James Vanderbik, the GoFundMe continues to grow. We appreciate the update, Dean. Thank you.

Pleasured. Dad Am's Bree and Clint. Podcast. Want to talk about how you believe, Jordan, how to dad, that you could be an Olympian. Yeah, well, this is what I came in for and then I was extended,

roped in to be full-time after. Oh, mate, you're loving it. Main Drive radio host. It's hard because it's going to be awkward when they ask me to come back every day. Yeah, that's going to be awkward for Clint. But, no, look, Everyone's had that moment.

You would have had it, right? You're sitting on the couch with a packet of chips and you're watching Olympic highlights or any Olympics. And there's that little moment of you thinking, I could do that or I wonder how I'd go on that. A lot of people just think it. I did it. And what's the series called Out of My League?

It's called Out of My League. And so my wife and I have done it like is our own little production company. It's not just me in an iPhone. Proper cameras. We got drones. We got a sound operator. We've got graphics people.

And we needed six athletes to make these six episodes. I did a classic Richie McCaw or Jim and McCawor. I just slid into these athletes' DMs on Instagram thinking this isn't going to work. Portia Woodman Wickcliffe, New Zealand leading rugby trial story. Dame Lisa Carrington. Hey guys, got this idea where I want to sit down, interview you guys, learn some tips and tricks and then I'm just going to give it a hone. You and me, one-on-one. Let's see who wins. Let's do a 200-meter kayak race. Let's see who wins. And they were like, yeah, let's do it. You challenge. Lisa Carrington, the greatest Olympic athlete this country has ever produced.

And you'll be surprised at how amazing I am, my abilities. But I don't believe it for a second. We've got six fast, fun, awesome award-winning. Who else? Can you say? Yeah, Erica Fairweather is the swimmer. Amazing. Everyone's an Olympian here.

Apart from you. I did speed climbing, which is only just when we had Kiwis in the last Olympics for the first time. Sarah Tetzlaff is our New Zealand climber. So that's a 15 metre high wall. People are loving that at the Olympics, hey. I'm not good with harnesses on me because it squeezes all your bits. Except for it night time. My booty don't get on them very well.

There was that. I raced Elise Andrews on the velodrome. Wow. Like full speed. That's scary getting on the velodrome, eh? The walls are insane. And javelin with Tori Morby. Javelin's an annoying one for anyone.

You kind of think out of all the sports, you think you could, eh? Yeah. I was like, on the drive then, I go to my wife. What if I, like, I think I could. I might really smash her on this. Like I'm a big, I've seen her, I'm a big guy. Far out. It leaves your hand and mine are going sideways.

And you get so frustrated. It's all technique. But awesome, awesome to just pinch yourself moment of being able to sit down and just rack their brains. But also, none of them had like their PR answers. You know how sports stars can get in front of cameras and be like, okay, I'm going to be polished here. The after game conference. Yeah, we loosened it up. And it was just like in just these little North Shore Canoe Club.

just with some old couches. Here, Lisa, sit down here. Let's have a yarn. Who surprised you the most? You've got some gold. Erica Fairweather. Okay. Because what hard training that is, right?

I'm looking down at a black line every day. She's swimming for like four hours a day she's in the pool. You're just looking down at a black line. Yeah, the mental toughness it takes to be a swimmer. You're with a team. Kayaking, you're looking around. You're out on the water. You can't look around.

She can't look around. She looks around. She's going to see a clump of hair floating past it. You don't want to look around at a point. Hubbock pool. So they've all got this in crazy drive and just to see the huge similarities between them, but all the differences on how they approach it all. So there are as much as it sounds slapstick and silly and fun, they all build up to a big one-on-one battle. But there's also real good nuggets of gold in there. We're talking to How Too Dad about his new series that's

coming out very soon, out of my league. It's out. It's out. All of it? It's all out. The whole thing and it's on your socials. You can just come out today. If you go to any of the How To Dad's social channels, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, you'll find it. There'll be the link in my bios or on a latest post about it. It'll be in the comments. Wait, is that why you're here to promote it? Now I'm going to leave. So see how that's just taken, what, three minutes?

Yeah, no, but we're going to keep you for the rest of the show. Yeah, but look at my kids. They want to go home. No, they're having a great time. Look, they're playing and there's getting free lollies and stuff. One of them put the heartland chip in their eye. Your kids are smart kids. I'll figure it out. Yeah, go check out that series. That sounds really fun.

Out of my league. Out of my league. How to Dad, he's going to stay. He's here and we'll talk to How To Dad next. I've finished plugging the show. I could go. You could go if you want to. But I have been promised Heartlandship so maybe I'll wait for them. We'll definitely get your bag.

The ZM Podcast Network. It's Roll Waddle, Sally When the Wine runs out on ZM with Brian Clint. How To Dad filling in. I saw that he bought out Sally in Perth and Sally was Robert Irwin. So jealous. Have you seen that, Jordan? No, I haven't.

So when he performs that song, at a certain part of the song, he brings out his Sally. Okay. Like, and it will depend where he is in the world. No, this name's Robert. It doesn't work. You're trying to explain to him. It makes no sense.

Yeah, true. I think we'd just move on. Like if he bought out Sally, Jesse Raphael. Would make sense. You know? Yeah. But to bring out Robert, I'd be yelling. I'd be going, boo, that ain't Sally.

Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I want to tell you about something I've done recently for myself. I'm sorry, for the radio, should I have gone along with the Robert bit? No, I liked what you did better. See, I'm just trying to bring some realism to this. And I like that. I think we keep it real, which is what I'm about to do with you right now. Yeah, because I just want to say, like, I've not done any of Clint's.

I've done none of them. I keep it real here. Because he sometimes... You haven't laughed at me once. Which I appreciate that. I'm not a fake laugh at guys. You have to genuinely... Is that a good point?

I don't know. I feel like he gets into some of them, doesn't he? I don't know why you don't do that because it's so nice when you do it. Can we hear it one more time? Is it just me? I'm looking around the room. Has he got one of them? He does, eh?

Yeah, we've all got one. He's not doing it today with that UTI though. Nah, that UTI has really got him. Anyway, the bad thing already I'm doing is taking things way off topic. Back to you, lock it in, Anker. And this is the thing I didn't think about when I was like, okay Jordan and I are going to do the show together today Jordan's going to fill in I was very excited about it

because you and I get along like a house on fire and then now that you hear I'm like so Jordan's got ADHD I've got ADHD maybe this show will just be completely off track the whole afternoon which hey is that a bad thing I don't think so what were we talking about?

What were we talking about? Oh that's right to keep it real I wanted to talk about this last week and Clint said, no, it's too yuck. We're not going to talk about it. I'll let it happen. And then now that you're here, I was like, I'm going to talk to Jordan about it. I performed my own medical, what would you say?

What would you call it? Procedure. Procedure. Yeah. I performed a medical procedure on myself last week. Okay, let me, should I guess it? I mean, I'll give you one guess. Hmm.

Hmm. You cut a boil out of your calf muscle. God, you're not that far wrong. Less yuck, actually. I'd say less yuck. Do you know what a skin tag is? Do you know what that is? Yeah.

Isn't that? Aren't they hurt your butt? No, no, no, no. A skin tag. Are you talking about polyps? Nah. Or hemorrhoids? No, I thought a skin, no, again.

Where are your skin tags? Yeah, no, just carry on. Sorry. What was that? Where was your skin? I didn't. Sorry, I was doing the laugh thing. My medical understanding is not that well.

I thought skin tag was something that happened around your butt, not piles, but I thought it was a butt thing. Oh. So you can what, just have a random piece of skin growing out your arm? So you normally people get them, especially women get them where your bra constantly rubs. So it might be like just near your armpit or like, you know, where the bra strap kind of is. Yeah, I know them well, yep. Yeah. You've seen them a couple of times. And you can get a skin tag, a little skin tag.

I had one, not in my armpit, but close to it. And there was this tiny little skin tag. And I was like, I'm over this thing. It's ugly. You know, I don't like it. I'm going to, I'm just going to, just whack it off. How'd you whack it off? So my partner got a piece of cotton, tied it around the skin tag, pulled it tight.

Oh, and you killed it over a few days? Yes. Like docking a lamb. Yes. I saw it online. I've seen it on TikTok. Yeah, yeah. If you're doing it.

That's fine. If TikTok tells you, it's fine. Yeah. I get all my medical advice off. TikTok. Anyway, it worked perfectly. After two days, boom, skin tag gone. This is what Clinton needs to do for his UTI. Just get some cotton, tie it around the problem area and see if that bit of the UTI falls off. I think that's what he did last time. And I don't think it worked very well. He gave himself a circumcision. Oh. Yeah, but we're not meant to talk about that as well. Hey, good work on the skin tag though.

Thank you. I don't think that was too gross. You don't think it's too gross? No apologies if people think it was. You think it's relatable. I thought we were going to get deep into squatting over a mirror and trying to tie cotton around your tag. Yeah, no. That's for tomorrow. That's for off air. See that? Claudia's wrapping us up.

I'm glad someone is. Trying to keep you on task here. She's HR at the same time. Yeah. Thanks, Claude. We appreciate you. It's ZAM's Breinclin podcast. It is time to do our brand new segment, Small Town Big Deal.

Small Town Big Deal. It is only the second week of this segment. segment and Clint's already away. He's bailed. You've got the biggest deal to fill in his place. I'm a big deal. I'm a big deal in a big place. So surely I'll be a big deal in a small place. Well, you're from a small town too, right, Jordan. I am from a small town. Shout out, Tikofata. Tiko fat fat. I thought we would check how big of a deal you are from your small town. So today we're going to... Oh, you're actually calling me out on this? Yeah, no, for real.

Oh, okay. So that's how it works. Okay, yeah, yeah. We like to fact check on the radio. All right. No, no, I'm a huge deal in my town. You reckon people will know you there? Yes. Go and put it out there, yes. Great, because we're going to call the Bakehouse Cafe right now and see if they know the name, Jordan Watson, How To Dad. Let's put in the call.

Can I throw a controversial one out there? A fact for the people? Yes. My small town that doesn't have a large population doesn't have one bakehouse. It has two bakehouses separately owned across from the street from each other. See, that's how you know it's a great town. There needs to be a documentary on it. There has to be.

Should we do it? We could host a house. We're putting in the call now. Small town, big deal. Jordan Watson. Here we go. You're going to say how to Donald or Jordan Watson? Both. Yeah, please.

They won't know Jordan easily. Hello, Baker speaking. Hello, what was your name? Natasha. Natasha, it's Bree here from ZM, the radio station. How are you? Good, thank you. Oh, that's good.

Hey, Natasha, I've got a quick question for you, and all I need from you is to be real honest. Can you do that for me? Yep. Okay, great. Natasha, I was wondering if you've, ever heard of the person, Jordan Watson, how-to dad. Oh, yes, I have.

He's a big deal! He's a big deal! He's a big deal! He's sitting across from me, Natasha. Oh, really? Natasha, I am born and bred in Tecofata. I know the bakehouse that you were in. Oh, you actually? Oh, I think you came to my school back like five years ago, I think.

I did. I came for a visit. Can you tell me which bakehouse are you? As you drive into Tecofata, are you the bakehouse on the left? or the Bakehouse on the right? Good question. I don't know my lesson, right? Neither, Natasha.

Let's just say you're the best one. Oh, thank you. You're next to the New World, the new world. Yeah, next to the New World. Yeah, you're the good one. Yeah, okay, I like it. Thank you. Oh, Natasha, you're an absolute legend.

Thanks for playing Smalltown Big Deal. We appreciate you. No worries. Thank you for calling. See ya. Have a great one, legend. Cheers. Thank you.

God, he waltzes in here one week and he's already notched up a point on Smalltown big deal. I think we put the show on autopilot now to set the songs play out for the rest of the night. There's nowhere to go. There's nowhere. We've hit the highs. We're going off for early mark and we'll be back tomorrow. I think she almost said

yes to Jordan Watson. Before you got to the how to day, she was like, wait. Yeah. The whole town. Here's on the next to that. Okay, mate. We can see his head swelling. All right. And then because I'm filling in, I say something like this. And now here's another song on the ZD. I'll do that part. Yeah, I'll do that. Yeah, I'll do that.

We're actually going to ads. Yeah. This isn't a good ad. Go to the ads. It's ZAM's Brinklin podcast. I caught up with Zara Larson last year and she was so sweet. First time performing in New Zealand, yes? Finally.

Is it your first time coming to New Zealand full stop? Yes. Wow. I said that with a lot of confidence, honestly, but I'm pretty sure that I've never been there. I feel like I would have known because everybody speaks so highly of it and tells me how, like, beautiful it is. And you know what? I'm going to double down. I am so excited to come for the first time.

Mate, we're so excited to have you. Let's talk riders, because you will be here. And what is the thing that's on Zara Larson's rider? What are you putting on there that's maybe a bit unusual? Well, since I travel a lot, I always put all the stuff that I tend to forget at every like hotel stop or wherever I're traveling. So toothbrushes, socks, deodorant. like stuff that you need, but that you might not have.

But like underwear, it's not unusual. Like, just stuff that I feel like that. Really? Underweight? What underwear is Zara Larson wrong? Or are you just keeping that a secret? I just honestly, anything you can get a hold of. Because anything is better than nothing. I totally agree.

Beggars can't be choosers. So I'm just like, whatever you guys find, I appreciate it. I need it. You might have. Because I forgot mine. The most practical rider of any pop star I've ever heard of my life. Yeah. And I love that.

I thought to finish this off, I could do a bit of a quick fire round of questions with you. And you just have to, I'll give you two things, and you just have to tell me which one out of the two that you're picking, you're preferring, okay? I got you. Right, here we go. Quick fire round with Zara Larson.

Here it comes. New Zealand or Australia? New Zealand. Yes, it's a good answer to kick us off. A meat pie or avocado toast? What's the first one? A meat pie. You're going to experience this.

Oh, a meat pie. Yeah. You know, I'm not crazy about avocado toast, so I'll do a meat pie. God, I'm loving you more and more as this goes on. A dance break or a vocal run. Oh. At the end of the day, I do love a dance break, but I will pick a vocal run. Yeah, and that's because you.

you nail it every time. So of course you go the vocal run. Writing lyrics or performing live? Performing live. Got to be. Glitter or leather? Glitter. Easiest. Lord or Gracie Abrams? Well, I have to say Lord, of course. Mid-concert wardrobe malfunction or mid-date food poisoning? I'll do a wardrobe malfunction. I can handle that. You've crushed the quick-fire questions.

let's wrap it up with have you ever had a mid-concert wardrobe malfunction? Oh yes. A lot of times, like tops just like bursting open, straps falling off. That just happens. But that's why you've got to have like a little protective layer underneath I've learned over the years. The free undies in the rider room. Yes, we hear you, Zara. We hear you.

Exactly. Hey, mate, we're so excited that you're finally coming to New Zealand. Me too. I'll see you then. We'll see you then. Zara Larson, what a sweetheart. Big news today. She is coming back to New Zealand on her own tour.

It's called the Midnight Sun Tour. Play ZDems, Bree and Clend. Jordan, you told me before the show that you're a hero. You did something that you believe gives you that title. It was last week, correct? Look, look, again, I want to bring the reel of radio here. You message me and said, hey, got some stuff we can chuck in to talk about the show. So I'm put on the spot.

I'm in a car park. weirdly somewhere in Auckland. I'm like, geez. Like Hugh Grant's situation? But it was fresh and I thought, yeah, I'm a hero. Basically a glorified charity Uberman. So I had a flight home from Auckland back to Tauranga. Okay.

Weather looks fine. But then last minute, flight is cancelled. Like fully, there's no rebooking. You are cancelled. Why do they cancel it? Well, apparently some thunderstorms, but. Oh, better thunder never heard no plane did it? So this was on a Friday and then the nearest flight.

could get me was the next Saturday at 10 a.m. They were going to fly me to Wellington for a three-hour layover, and then they'd fly me from Wellington to Tohunga, and I'd get home at 5pm the next set day. So I was like, stuff that. I'm going to go to the hire a car. I need to get home. And again, what is up with New Zealand?

I think we're just a little island nation. You cannot get a car one way out of the six different higher pay. They don't like that, eh? But I had to come back up. I'm here now, right? I'm back in Auckland. I knew I was coming back up to do radio stuff, to talk about my amazing show out of my league that you've all going to be watching

tonight. And so they let me hire a car and there's all these people in the same predicament kind of in these places who have been cancelled. They're all in the car hire places, asking, getting denied. And they just overhear me as the ladies like, so what's your address? And I'm basically, I'm right through the process. Like I'm one of the, they're like, how's this guy here in the car? Because I'm returning it, right? And I'm like, oh, blah, blah, blah, tauranga. And people's ears perk up. Oh, are you going to, are you going to tootonger? Because we've been cancelled too. And I'm kind of, in my head, I don't know, weirdos.

Like, I get what's happening here. And I was like, last minute, I was turning out real cool. All right, come on, grab your bags, who's coming? And so three people came with me, never met them, hopped in a car. This is a three and a half hour ride back to Toonagonga. You had a full car ride with three strangers all the way back. And it was actually fine. We talked about life.

Talked about where they're from. What you found out about them. How well did you get to know these people? The six foot six, seven-year-old. old man in the front seat. Six foot six. Yeah, he's huge. Poor guy. It's a big unit.

It's a big unit. It does Pilates and is great posture just the whole time sitting beautifully. I commented on it and then he told me his Pilates life. The couple in the back, they're struggling with growing trees on their

place down in Nelson. Yeah, learned all about them. Nelson, the other guy works for... And so here's my next question because you've done them a real solid. You've gotten them home. Like a little bit of A hero, yeah, in a small way.

Massive bit, yeah. In a small way. Huge hero. Very small, small scale. Biggest hero. Hero of the, like, where's the statue? Sir Edmund, Jordan. How too, dad.

Okay, calm down. What, did they do anything, like, you know, as a, like, to show their appreciation? The old guy tried, but I said, no, please stop. What did he try and do? No. Someone bought me a pie. I got a pie because I went to run into McDonald's. I said, we have to stop.

guys, I'm hungry. Yeah. But it was Friday afternoon. McDonald's line was huge. And then I ran into the BP, the pie line was huge. And the guy goes, bring it here. He was already in line. I'll get your pie.

So one of them got me a pie. And then, again, just adding to the heroiness I am, heroness, if that's a word, they all wanted to pay me at the end of it. And they're trying to figure out on the way down. I was like, guys, I was doing this no matter what. Like, with or without you, I was coming. And I needed to hire this car.

So no payment, please. And they all finally accepted it. And then I felt like a dirty, dirty Uber driver. It all felt fine until it got to the point. of getting to their house. And like you're really just sitting there and they couldn't work the boat. You dropped him in all their houses? Yeah, I did.

God, I want to let them pay me. Because the old guy's like, yeah, I'm in Welcome Bay. And I go, as long as you're not, 37 suburbs deep. And he basically was. We drove so deep. But I did. And then I dropped the others off. It was, again, here.

And how annoyed were you when they gave you three stars? I know, that's what I. That was the joke. That was the dad joke I had. My last thing yelling out to them was, make sure you leave a five-star review. And you're like, ah-ha. And that was it.

and fade up the national anthem and you clap me out. Thank you. Well done. Oh, here we go. Nah, good on you. There's not enough of that left in the world. And my wife would have been proud because I'm, you know, sometimes not great with randoms, you know?

Like, I'm not a... Small chat. Yeah, small chat. I thought, this is going to be tough. But I soldier on and got through it. Three and a half hours of small chat with complete strangers. Well, stick around. The biggest hero in New Zealand will be back right after this.

ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. I feel like this is a lot. up your alley, Jordan. Because I saw this last week. Margot Robbie, Jacob Allorty. They're doing a lot of PR press for the new movie that they're both in Wuthering Heights. Yeah, I've seen.

That's another crush. He's Clef. Margo Robbie is? You know, she's from a small town right near where I grew up? Yes, I see the resemblance. I nearly swore then. Yeah, my cousins. Can't you tell?

She did this podcast where she was promoting the film. and for some reason she talked about this family recipe that has been in their family. No one knows where it came from, but they call it Bogan Nachos. They call it Bougain Nachos. I believe they call it Bogan nachos. Take a listen to what's in the Bogan nachos.

What I thought nachos was, was first you get the alfoil, you put that down on a bacon tray, packet of Doritos, tin of baked beans, baked beans, grated cheese, chuck it in the oven, let it all melt. That's what I thought nachos was.

That's the bogus. That is bogan natures. It is delicious. I bet it is. Yeah, where's the meat? Second, why are they saying nutches? Natchez. I thought that was Natchez.

Can you say nachos? Natchos. Yeah, she's Australia. What's she doing there? Nuches. Natchez. Yeah, that is a strike. I don't know.

Look, I'm not going to knock it because I haven't tried it. It would be yum. It would be yum. Cheetos are yum. Bake beans are yum. Cheese is yum. I love all three. But.

But you want some meat. You want some mints on there. So in our household, you're not going to like this. Because we had our version of boged nachos, which was Doritos. And then you put on, you know, like you get like salsa out of a jar, like old El Paso or whatever. And you put a whole jar of that on. And then you just grate a heap of cheese on it. And then you put it in the microwave for two minutes.

Bob's your uncle. That's our bogan nachos. Yeah, that ain't nachos. That's just... Have you tried it? It's not nachos. You can't call it that. Why not?

Bougy chips. That ain't nacho. Narchos, you need to have the meat. Do you? Do you? Do you? What about vegetarian nachos? Yeah, all right.

Be a cheesy lady over there. Vegetarians chucking their cheese on there? Do you have anything like this in your family? Like, you know where there's just these things that you grew up eating? I have some, I have three quick fire ones. I've seen a row and then you come back and tell me if you think it's weird or not. What are you got? Porridge.

Yeah. A lovely bowl of porridge. Yeah. Milk, brown sugar, normal stuff going on. Uh-huh. But then you break up a bits of bread and put the bread in the porridge. Moving on. That's yuck.

A chip sandwich. Everyone knows them. I love a chip sandwich. But with tomato sauce. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I got blown up one time.

I posted out online. Everyone's like, nah, it's Marmite, mate. What are you doing? Marmite. Vegetamite or Marmite on a chip sandwich. Not many people did the old tomato sauce chip sandwich. I like both. Depends what mood you're in.

Wheat bicks. Yeah. Everyone has it with? Milk. And weirdos, apparently, chuck hot water on them. I grew up with hot water. That's what Clint has. Has.

I grew up with this. And we roast him. And then you'd have a splash of milk. I think it's so you didn't have to use so much milk. Yeah, right. It's expensive, right? Let's put a bit of hot water first, soften them up. Chuck the milk on.

Because I was just about to say, is it, you know, how much money your family had growing up? And because I had milk, does that mean my family was richer than your family? I don't think so because I grew up in a poor family. Yeah, by the sounds you had archhose. Sorry. So, we had hard times that we weren't. mate, don't knock it until you try. Our latest dish that doesn't go down well in my household.

It did when the kids were younger and now they kind of look at it and like, only me and Alba, my 11 year old now, will eat it. It's called sausagey pasta. Yeah, sounds yum. I've done this since I was 18. Sounds delicious. Bag of spiral pasta. Yep.

Get it boiling. Yep. Sausages. Your favourite pack of sausages, whatever. Yep. Cook them however you want. I chuck them in the oven. Oh, air fry, actually, real quick.

Great. Cut them up to little bits. Yep. Drain your pasta. A can of pasta sauce, whatever flavor. you want to get or a jar of pasta sauce. Okay. Bam. You got some mixed veggies, frozen mixed veggies. They're cooking. You've lost me.

We put it all together. Great cheese on it with some sour cream, sausagey pasta. Holy. Is it the Italian in you? The Italian of me screaming. It is so good. You lost me in jar sauce. And you end up with a pot of it. Like you cook a batch of it. And it sits in the fridge for three days with your wife going, you better eat that. And I'm so full from the night before. And I'm like, yeah, I will.

I definitely, I get it out for lunch. And I'm like heating it up, me like, you know that song, Cardi B, macaroni and a pot, just be like, oh, but me and Alba, I'm in heaven. It's one of my top five meals in the world. Hey, well, you're easily pleased, and that's, I think, endearing. That's a nice quality. I'm a quantity over quality guy, 100%. This is not a joke.

I hate fancy restaurants. I will say it out loud, if you own a fancy restaurant and you're charging me $70 for a little slither of me, get out of here. Just get me a bucket of sausagey pasta. Yeah, get me a bucket. Like a mitre ten bucket, a bunnings bucket, just chuck it in there. And I'm just going to put my head in and just, and like a lid so I can take it away, go home with my bucket of, is that chicken feed? No, it's sausage you pasta.

That's a sausage pasta, my friend, two for one deal. Don't knock it to your try, sausage pasta people? Hey, there's people writing it down as we speak. No one wrote down whatever you said. Narchos. I know people would have wrote mine down as well. You can't call it nachos. It's just fancy chips.

Doritos, old alpaso salsa and cheese, microwave two minutes, I bet people are trying that. Yeah, but you ask AI that's not nachos. Okay. Well, we'll Google it in the break. Right now, I want to ask people, what is your version? What is your family's weird recipe that for some reason no one knows where it came from, but everyone knows the recipe and you grew up eating it, maybe you're still eating it.

What is it? What's the family recipe? Dead is Franklin. How to Dad. Fill it in for Clint, who's hopefully back tomorrow if he's over that nasty, you know. RIP. RIP. Right now we're talking about Margot Robbie, who has been doing press for the movie Wuthering Heights. And on one of the podcasts, she talked about a family recipe that is tradition in their family called Bogan nachos. What I thought nachos was, was first you get the alfoil. You put that down on a baking tray, packet of Doritos.

Yeah. Tina baked beans. Baked beans. Baked beans. Oie. Grated cheese. chuck it in the oven, let it all melt. That's what I thought nachos was. That's the Bogan Narchos. That is Bogan Narchus. Oh, I know. Delis.

I bet it is. Who's calling it Natchos? Natchos. Natchos. I then doubled down because she's from Queensland, same place where I'm from. And I said in my family, we had Bogan Narchos, but it was bag of Doritos,

old El Paso salsa on top, grated cheese, whacking in the microwave for two. minutes. You said yuck. Not yuck. This is just fancy chips. You're trying to tell the people it's nachos. That's just fancy chips. Someone on the text machine said that they are from Aussie, grew up with the Doritos, old El Paso dip with cheese, but now as an adult, they add cooked mints to it.

There we go. Would that be nachos then? That's nachos. Go on. I might have to try that. Wait, wait. Some of the text machine said, Jordan, you're completely right. Wow. Thank you. You don't have a computer in front of you. What? What are you talking about? Let's talk to Maggie. called through on 0800 dials in there. Maggie, tell us what was the weird family recipe

that happened in your household? Maggie. Hi, hi, yes, I'm here, thank you. Wake up, Maggie. Hi, it's a South African tradition. It's called a bag bean and mayonnaise and banana salad with brown sugar. That sounds disgusting, Maggie. I know. Can you say that one more time?

Bag beans, mayonnaise, bananas and brown sugar. None of that goes together. Excuse me? Is this a dessert? No, it's actually a very popular salad. Really? And do you still eat this today, Maggie? Of course, 100% even my teenagers love it.

Really? Maybe should we try it? Yeah, I kind of want to try it. This is a great one to try when I'm gone and Clint's back because I know that he would love to try this. He would love to try it. I reckon he should be the only one to try it. Is there a particular mayonnaise?

Not really, but we normally try and go for the tangy one. The tangy one. And a beautiful gassy night after this meal? It depends if you can hold it in. Okay, yeah. It's dangerous holding it in. Thank you, Baggy. Probably not a good one for Valentine's Day, I don't think.

No, but it sounds so disgusting. Yeah, I would like to try it. And I feel like if I remember it, I'll go, there's four things, wasn't it? Let's see the recall. It was baked beans, mayonnaise, bananas and brown sugar. Correct. Has she? And it's a salad.

How is it a salad? How is it a salad? Grab some chops off the barbecue. Bake beans and banana. Just slop some of that as your salad next to it. Yeah. Few people have texts through because we're asking you what's your weird family recipe. Someone said,

Mum used to crush ready salted chips and mix it with cheese and put a thick layer on top of our mac and cheese and grill it to make a crunchy topping. Oh yeah. It was bust and awesome. That sounds yum. That's great. Sounds really good. Someone else said tin spaghetti.

On a bread. I mean, yum. But they said in between the layers of lasagna and cheese. Welcome to spaghetti lasagna, carb heathen. Okay. It's worth a try. It doesn't sound disgusting. It sounds like that could work.

I'd give it a go. I'd give it a go. Someone else said when I was young, we used to do a sausage spaghetti bake. Cook sausages mixed with canned spaghetti in a baking dish, top with mashed potatoes and grated cheese bake delicious. Yeah, it sounds like a good combo. Sounds right.

You've got a family to feed. Yeah, sounds right. You chuck that together. You've got a fancy pie, sausagey mess. Yeah, that's good. Good healthy meal. Let's talk to Abbey on 0800 dial ZM. Hi, Abby.

Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What is it for you? What was that weird family dish? So I thought it was completely normal until one of my friends saw me eating it and looked at me as if I'd just committed an absolute crime. So my popper used to make me and my brothers a little snack at lunchtime And it was a sandwich with shredded coconut and raisins

Ooh Don't hate it That sounds, yeah, it sounds like a sweet, yum Yeah, sounds a bit dry though It's kind of in the furry breed kind of vibe What a furry breed going on? Yeah, yeah, it was Do you still have it today?

No, I haven't, but now I might actually go home and make one just to have a bit of nostalgia. Where was Randy getting the shredded coconuts from? Where did you get brought up? You can buy it from the shop. In New Zealand? You can buy, yeah, you can buy shredded coconuts from a market. You don't do the shopping.

I knew this. I totally knew. So what? People have shredded coconuts and then shoved it in a can. A how-to dad's never been to the supermarket before. Mate, you don't become the dad of the nation without doing the weekly grocery shop. Abby's roasting you as well. Nice one, Abby.

Hey, thanks for calling through, mate. you have a good afternoon. Okay, thank you. Did you hear it? Did she not hear how I Uber'd people home? Like, I'm a hero. What are she doing? What was she saying?

Maybe she missed that part. She just said, oh, how to dad goes to the supermarket for the first time, make a video out of that. Oh, Gregor. There's the radio laugh coming through. Hey, let's do a birthday banger. This is a bit of fun. If you want to know what your birthday banger is, the number one song when you turn 16, I need you to call right now.

0800 dials at M. Do you want to do your birthday banger, Jordan? Yeah, let's do it. Okay, that's a bit of fun. Do you know what yours is? Yeah, 2001. You're so youthful and young. Thank you.

That's why we love to keep you around. No, I don't know what it is. 88, let's figure it out. ZD.M. Brinclent. Jordan, how-to dad, fill it in. It's time to do some. Do mine.

Do mine first. Go do it. We've got to play this first. Okay. What do you get when you put two ADHD. Birthday banger. What do you get when you put two ADHD people in a room? No, I have listened to this for my entire life.

I've never got to be part of it. Have you actually wanted to know your birthday banger? Yeah, everyone does when they hear this. You think about, oh, I wonder what mine is. That's a bit of fun. Should we save yours to the end? Do you want to go first? That's fine, we'll live it to the end.

Who we got here? Okay. All right, hi Miranda. Hi, Miranda. How are you? Hi, Brie. How are you? Mate.

Oh, and hi, Jordan. I'm here too. Oh, yeah, Jordan. Yeah, of course. Lovely to talk. Sorry. It seems like this is the only time I can ever get through. I each high every time Paris Stiles, I get you for karaoke, like Friday okay, or birthday banger.

Oh, well, we're glad to have you any time, Miranda. What is your birthday, mate? Don't laugh. We won't. It's safe place here. What are you got? It's the 14th of May, 974. Lovely, Miranda.

That means you were 16 in 1990. and on the 14th of May, this was number one. Hey, that's good. Oh, Miranda, it's an absolute bop. I love Pity. That is good. I love Madonna. Me too.

You can't go wrong. Very good, Miranda. It's a good one to start. Let's go to Joe. Hi, Joe. Hi. Someone's told me it's your birthday today, Joe. It is my birthday today.

Happy bloody birthday. Is it a big birthday? No, not a big birthday, not this year. Oh, well, what Jordan and I got you for your birthday is we're going to do your birthday bang it. Thanks. So what year? 1980. All right, that means you were 16 in 1996.

And Joe, your birthday bang is this. Classic. I heard it. Joe, it's a great one, Wonderwall Oasis. Do you love it? I do. I love it. I think we love it too. A few too many beers.

The club's closing. They're trying to kick you out and this beer comes home. Yeah. And they'll never get rid of us. Jordan, how to, Dad? It is your time to find out your birthday banger. All we need is your birthday. 1988.

And do you know you and I nearly have the exact same birthday? One day apart? Wow. You don't want me to say your exact birthday. No, you can say it. Okay. Second of January, 1988, which means you were 16 and 2004.

You're a Capricorn. Oh, I am. And here's your birthday bang. Oh, I'm going to show. Sugar, how you get so fly. Oh, I love that one from Baby Bash. I'm not happy. You're not happy?

I'd like to change my birthday. Okay? So don't vote for it, people, okay? I'm not happy, so I don't want you voted for. You all started dancing or something. I just danced as well. I don't even know. I know the song, but I couldn't name the artist.

And I'm like, no, I thought I would have had something better. I'm a bit upset. All right, I'm going to go. Carry on the game. Play it. Keep doing it. Hey. It's okay.

You can't choose your birthday banger. Your birthday banger chooses you. I've got the worst birthday to date and now the worst birthday bagger. Everyone's always hung over on our birthdays, aren't they? I know. No one's even there. No one wants to go out and have fun. It sucks.

And now this is just the nail in the coffin for your birthday. Right. Let's bring the energy back. All right, guys. What do we want to vote for? What do you want to vote for? I'm going to vote for. So we've got Vogue, Wonderwall, or Sugar, Sugar?

Or that other one. I'm going to go Vogue. You're going Vogue. I'm going Vogue. You're going rogue on the Vogue. I'm going Sugar Sugar, Baby Bash. Which means Claudia gets the deciding vote. You know what I'm doing?

What are you doing? Oh, it's Jordan's birthday bag up. He's not happy about it. Look, I said, One mean thinks you're in the break, Claudia. It wasn't just one. And now you're going to have to sit through the whole thing. George Watson's birthday banger.

I'll enjoy it. Okay. Baby Bash on ZM with Brian Clinton. Get up. Left it shifted higher than the ceiling. Z&M's Breinclint podcast. There it is your birthday banger, sugar sugar. Baby bash on ZM with Brian Clint.

I liked it. I like it. I didn't know what you were talking about. I don't know. It's getting late. It's hard this radio stuff. You're getting great. I feel like I've been on the tools all day, you know.

If you're a tradie listener, you think you've got it tough. Try doing radio, mate. He'd he takes it out. My lower back. Hurtin. Hurtin? You're not, yeah, probably because you've been carrying the show today. Yeah, that's what the text machine's saying.

Yeah. I didn't want to read those out. If you were a gentleman, you wouldn't have talked about that on here. You put it up. The ZDM Podcast Network. My question for you before we went to the break, Jordan, was Valentine's Day was on Saturday. you've had a Mrs.

A wife for 20 years. Did you buy her flowers for Valentine's Day? No, I did not. Lock and B. And you said no. Which, I mean, I'm not judging you. A lot of people wouldn't have bought their Mrs. flowers. But I saw this video talking about why you should have.

And hear me out, hear me out, because she's used bro science to explain it. Okay. Which she's trying to get into the male psyche And trying to break it down for you fellas As to why getting your Mrs. Flowers benefits you, okay? It's a hard thing to do for women to get inside a men's... We operate on quite a high level.

Calm down. I think we'll be fine. Dating coach, her name's Margarita, which is fun. I mean, how good's that? She has delivered what I believe is some fantastic, advice, take a listen. Men understand return on investments for less talk numbers. Costs have said flowers that say $40 to $80, but the duration of the impact is three to seven

days. Every time she walks past the flowers, she thinks of you. That's multiple positive mental impressions per day. It's basically low-cost brand reinforcement about how great you are. Let's zoom out. If you bought flowers every other month, that's six times a year, let's say $60 each time. For $360 a year, you get a woman who feels consistently considered by you, which means fewer arguments about effort, less emotional auditing, more softness from her, more affection from her, that's high leverage.

She will remember the flowers and therefore she will remember you and how great you are. Is she a genius? Forget chat, GPT, forget Siri, forget Jim and I. Can we bottle this little lady and chuck her in our phones so we can ask her things and she'll tell us stuff like that? Well, she's got a podcast, she's the dating coach. But isn't that one piece where she breaks it down in such a simple way where you're like, That makes so much sense.

If I spend $360 a year, if I get my Mrs. or my partner flowers every now and then for no reason. You can just buy them on a random Tuesday. It doesn't have to be Valentine's Day. It makes her or them, your partner, feel so appreciated. And you've had this thought where you're like, hey, I thought about you today

because you mean something to me. Yes. But there is that moment where the flowers change and it becomes a, oh, who's going to throw them out but look at all the leaves on the table okay and it's genius for five days there then it's the last few days of so you've also to keep her happy about them you have to be the one tidying up the pollen that's dropped onto the dining table yeah you have to be the one picking up the dead leaves and you have to be the one making the collar when they need to get thrown out okay because if that all

falls on her then she's like oh so what i'm asking are you willing to do that are you willing to do it you have a partner there we go i bought my partner flowers on valentine's day oh yeah yeah um no it makes sense she does like flowers and i know need to be a better husband. I'm how-to-dad, not how-to-husband, okay? Get some flowers on the way home. I do. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Insa, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.