ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint – Christmas Special

Episode Date: December 24, 2025

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I'll have a blue Christmas Hey Look who it is Hey Merry Christmas everybody You're filthy animals I think we're going to leave you hanging on Christmas day

Did you? Is this Christmas Day, Courtney? Yeah Yeah We've come in special for this What time did you start drinking today? Ten Ten's fair I was going to say 10.30

10's good, yeah. 10. Yeah, I'm about 10 as well. Yeah. 10 deep. 10 deep at 10. 10 at 10. I didn't stop from last night.

What would everyone, because I mean this is from the past, but let's talk about the future if we had a time machine. What would you be doing right now if people are listening to this on Christmas Day? What time is it? It is lunchtime. Lunchtime? What does your morning look like? We've got little girls. But they don't get up particularly early on.

Christmas. They'll do it up the same time. They'll be up at seven. Okay. So we will have done Santa presents. Yep. Mum and dad presents. Yeah.

And then we will have been off to our in-laws for a Christmas breakfast. They just live around the corner. Lovely. And at lunchtime we'll be back at our house starting to get food ready. And we usually have like a late, not a dinner, not a lunch, like an in-between kind of thing. That's the money. Dunch. Just do like, yeah, kind of dunch.

Like a little dunchy. And then have leftovers later on. So we'll be on the nibbly bits and the beers at the moment. Yeah, nice. We'll be nibbling on our bits. Nibbling the bits. There'll be three or four ladies in the kitchen and I'll be hovering around the barbecue. Acting busy.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, smart from you. Yeah, smart from you. Pick it up the wrapping paper. I will have been woken up. Oh, no, no, I forgot. Yeah. We'll be on the new tramp.

Oh, yeah, the new trampoline. The new tramp will be up. I'll be, the tramp will be up, I'm going to get it built, so we'll be outside on the tramp. Yeah, that's going to be a hell of a time. I would have been woken up super early to go over to my sister's house to watch my nephews open up a million presents. I counted last year. It was a million and one. So they'll tear into those probably at like quarter to seven.

Yep, perfect. Something like that. And then we'll probably go back to our place. Dad always cooks up a huge big breakfast. Like everything, all the trimming, salami, bacon, tomato, mushrooms, the whole nine yards. Salami for breakfast. You've never had cook salami? No, I don't think so.

Holy shit, man. I think I've only ever had my salami cold. What? Cook salami in your big breakfast is elite. Oh my God. And that's a big tradition in our family. My dad always goes and buys, or he, normally our friend down the road who they still make their salamis because our family used to make our own salamis.

Oh yeah. But our friend down the road, he still makes them and he always gives us two salamis as like a Christmas present. Nice. And so we always have these beautiful big salamis. As your dad do, cut off slices and fry out. Yeah. Yum.

It's so yum. And then we'll putter around. Mum and I will get Christmas lunch organized, which, like you said, it's in between lunch and dinner. We'll eat a shit ton of food and then we'll all have a sleep. and then we'll wake up and we'll eat more food and then we'll probably watch Griswold's family Christmas. We do too, yeah.

And that's about it. I, last year, I made everybody watch It's a Wonderful Life. Oh yeah, how'd that go? Fantastic. There you go. What movie are you going to pick this year? It's a wonderful life. Okay.

Is that like the new tradition? I want to say that as a tradition. Have you ever seen that? I don't think so. It's brilliant. It came out in the 1940s. Right. But it's incredible.

It's just so good. I'm pretty sure that's the, movie carry watches in the Sex and the City movie on Christmas. It's up there in the top ten movies of all time. I say that as a guy who pretends to have seen any of the top ten movies of all time.

I haven't seen any. Don't take my own recommendations. Claudia, what are you doing? I'm going to, I mean, this morning I woke up. I'll wake up not that early. I'm going to someone's house. Someone from work, a couple of the orphans from work are going to have breakfast together.

Cute. And then I'm going to be less of an orphan and go see my brother. Oh yeah And then I might go to the beach I don't think I've ever properly done Like a beach trip on Christmas But I also know that everyone else is going to be there Imagine people listening in the country

Where it's freezing On Christmas to hear you saying that We're hoping for 30 degrees Celsius Not Fahrenheit They reckon it's going to be high 30s Fucking get that So my gym That I go to and I love

Send out a message today And they said hey guys They're open on Christmas Day And you got a pre-book for the classes They said all the spots are booked for Christmas Day So they're putting an extra capacity There are enough people going to my gym On Christmas Day to do a workout

That they have to put on another workout Why wonder if my gym's open That's yuck behaviour That's yuck I'd break up with someone If they were like, let's go to the gym on Christmas I'd be like yuck, get away from me Gains for Christmas

Wherever you are, whatever you're doing I hope you have an excellent Christmas And you spend it with some people that you love and that love you And you eat way too much and feel sick And have to unbutton your pants And we will see you back Or Claudia's got some more podcasts for you guys But we'll be back live on the 19th of January

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