ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree, Clint & Michelle Visage Podcast – 8th February 2022

Episode Date: February 8, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network Kia ora everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast with special guest Michelle Visage Kia ora Holy shit We can swear on the podcast intro, you can say whatever Fuck yeah Yeah You can say whatever you want, we've talked about some horrible shit on here
Starting point is 00:00:24 Have you? Yeah in the past Real bad Well Bree has Mainly me I try and keep it relatively palatable But you know Clint hates when I talk about dirty stuff
Starting point is 00:00:33 He's like oh no Not that Really? Makes me get all stiffened Really? Just a little bit You weren't here She's making me sound like a prude
Starting point is 00:00:42 Some of the stuff You know sometimes Talking about your secret wanks. Everybody does it. It's nothing to be ashamed of. No. Actually you would not be the majority if you didn't. Yeah, it'd be weird if you didn't.
Starting point is 00:00:56 Doing secret wanks. In the shower. How secret? Who are you hiding from? We were talking about the times where our show has to travel together and me and producer Anastasia, we share a room and then Clint and producer Ben, they share a room. Oh, not this shit again.
Starting point is 00:01:12 And I'm like, you know, do you guys do secret winks in the shower? Well, of course. Yeah. They're not just going to sit and be. There's a TV show on. Ben, are you all right? Look at this. There's a TV show called The Other Two
Starting point is 00:01:25 with Molly Shannon on HBO. Very funny. And the gay character has a straight, in quotes, roommate who just sits there
Starting point is 00:01:34 and just does his thing and the gay roommate's walking in and he's like, hi. And the roommate's like, you know, doing his thing.
Starting point is 00:01:40 Hey, hi, how are you? It's so funny and he's like, okay. See, we're not saying you're doing that. You go into the shower and you hide it.
Starting point is 00:01:48 Secret. But that's normal. That's okay. Also, can you control your impulses? I mean, look at the mustache on Ben. It's very hard to control your impulses. Yeah, you try sharing a room with that. Porn stache.
Starting point is 00:02:00 Look at it. I love it. Sometimes we're on the road for almost five days. I love it Things get tense Hey what am I doing? No I'm not a bit of a TV They definitely don't
Starting point is 00:02:09 They do not Stop Anyway Do you have I've wanted to know this I should have asked you on the show Do you have a New Zealand crush? Have you come across any celebrities in New Zealand
Starting point is 00:02:20 Where you're like Oh damn they're hot Or do you know of any New Zealanders on the global scene? She said on early in the show. It's Brie. Yeah. Yeah, right. Is it Brie?
Starting point is 00:02:28 It's Brie. Do you have any male New Zealand crushes? Brie. Yes. I cover all the categories. Give me my options. Who are the most high profile? Because I've got to say ones that you would know.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Taika Waititi. Taika. He is so hot. He's very hot. There we go. I love him. I'm so jealous. We feel good when you say Anybody from here is hot
Starting point is 00:02:47 Rita Ora Oh Rita Ora So jealous of her right now May your producer Anastasia Do a real good Rita Ora accent Really is that it No that wasn't it That was a difference
Starting point is 00:02:57 It's not real good Somebody's lying to you Let's hear your Rita Ora Oh that's pretty good She's a bit chav eh There's a little bit of chav A little bit but I love a bit of a, but I love a bit of a chav. I love a bit of a chav.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Love a bit. What's wrong with you? You're right. Sorry, do you want to hear my Scottish? Wow. What about this man right here? There's a picture of a man on the screen. Yes.
Starting point is 00:03:17 Yeah. Yes. Yes. Ben's chosen him. He's my choice for hottest man in New Zealand. Okay, I will back that. No, that's dead harder. That's Clint's hall pass. Is it?. Okay, I will back that. No, that's Deb Hatter. Clint's hall pass.
Starting point is 00:03:26 Is it? I do love, is it Taika? Taika, yeah. I'm kind of stuck on him. There's just something like. Sexy and he's got a great sense of humour and that's so appealing. It's the personality. It's the, you know, everything about Taika.
Starting point is 00:03:39 I interviewed Rita Ora once and I'm pretty sure she was coming on to me. That's funny because we didn't ask. I because you because you guys had started to change topic and so i needed to i needed to get it back in there really lovely she's actually really lovely yeah don't tell you that i interviewed her once you did and she i swear to god you know i tried to one time get her on the show to like we she had a new song out and we loved it. And I was like, great, this would be my opportunity to ask and put this to bed so he can't keep saying this to people. And?
Starting point is 00:04:11 And then she found out it was you and she declined coming on the show. She did not. She did not. That is funny. That's a fake story. You're so full of shit, honestly. That is so funny. She's just showing off.
Starting point is 00:04:22 She's just showing off. I know. This is me on the podcast intro. I love the podcast intro. We just clint how long okay i don't have any other choices or that was it too oh no those are the only hot new zealand that's terrible we're showing you a picture of um guys walking he's like 14 she's not going to be into him the guy from um riverdale yeah Oh, KJ Apa Well, I love Riverdale
Starting point is 00:04:47 I feel kind of pedo That's what I'm saying Liking anybody on there Because they're like high schoolers Well, they play high schoolers But they're actually 38 He's got a baby He's not my flow
Starting point is 00:04:59 But his body's pretty sick I mean, I wouldn't say no Because he started boxing Yeah And when he started boxing. Yeah. And when he started boxing, his body was like short. He's lovely too. Is he? He seems really nice.
Starting point is 00:05:11 Oh, that makes me happy when people are nice. I hosted a high school, this is New Zealand, by the way. I hosted a high school talent show with him just before he blew up. And he was lovely. We were judges. Yeah, because he wasn't famous yet. Oh, he was famous in new zealand you reckon he's changed i don't know no no i'm saying i'm pretty sure he's still lovely i love
Starting point is 00:05:29 riverdale so riverdale although it's gone off this season for me because what about what about a bit of jeremy wells oh he's a bit he's a bit of me these are not great photos no that's a that the issue with jeremy wells he's handsome is there's not a shred not even a trace of a lip and that doesn't mean it's just my it's a personal you know preference yeah you want some juicy find one where he's got more lip no don't go to mike mcrobert's no no no that's the guy he reads the news well jeremy reads the news news too. Just see, the guy's got lips. No, he does not. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Stop trying to force Jeremy Wells onto Michelle. But look, there's not even a shred. Not even a glimpse. We could put some filler in them. We can. You know? Yeah. Plump them up a bit. Still good looking.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Yeah. I'm not looking at him going, ew. No. I saw him in a club once, Michelle, and I went over and I smelt him. Okay. And how'd that work out? Did he call the police? Yeah, he did.
Starting point is 00:06:33 But he smelled good. He smelled so good. Yeah, that's a turn on. No, he actually works in our building. He works across the road just over there. Is that the last hot man in New Zealand? Do we have anyone else that we need to lob up? No. No. No. Zealand? Do we have anyone else that we need to lob up? No!
Starting point is 00:06:46 No! No! No! Oh, I'm so pissed off. I'm so pissed off. So this is Brie's Woman's Day shirt, the infamous red turtleneck, white capris.
Starting point is 00:07:01 So let me tell you this story, Michelle. When I first came over to New Zealand... By the way, that sweater, that jumper is not going to flatter any figure. So when you came in here, we talked about irony and fashion. This is a non-ironic turtleneck and capris combo, by the way. This is how she was styled. And you didn't say, I'm not wearing that? I was so scared because I just got to the country, right? And they were doing this lovely big interview about me in this, you know, fancy magazine.
Starting point is 00:07:27 And they were like, we've got this stylist coming in. She's brilliant. Don't bring any of your own clothes, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, she puts me in. You look 30 pounds heavier than you are at any given point. It's so true. I look like I drive a minivan and I've got seven children. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Starting point is 00:07:44 Nothing wrong with that, but I'm not 47. Right. And I don't have any children yet. Right. Do you want them? Absolutely. So that's the outfit you'll be wearing. And I'll be wearing that when I'm 47.
Starting point is 00:07:55 I'd love to do that. It's tragic. But not right now. Breed just moved to the country. It's meant to be this get to know this cool new 29-year-old who's hot on the airwaves. I was younger. I was 28. The article is centered around the fact that Channing Tatum
Starting point is 00:08:07 decided to follow her on Instagram and that's how they decided to style her. Did I tell you that? He followed me on Instagram. Does he still follow you? Yeah. What do you say to him? Well. No I can't say. You tell her off air Well I can tell her so when he followed me and I wasn't following him so I was like quickly
Starting point is 00:08:23 follow him back and then I sent him a message and I think I following him, so I was like quickly follow him back. And then I sent him a message and I think I said, oh, cheers, Channing, you're a legend, appreciate the follow. And then he messaged back and he's like, g'day, sis, I think you're so funny. Ben, can you get the Channing Tatum clip? Blah, blah, blah. And I was like, this can't be real.
Starting point is 00:08:38 Did he think you were somebody else? Not many. How would he know? Well, I do. He found her Facebook videos. I do videos with my mum. He found her. Social media videos and stuff. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:08:48 Where I stare at my mum. And he'd seen them apparently. So he starts following her. And then Dean McCarthy, who's our Hollywood guy, is doing a red carpet and takes his opportunity after they've DM'd each other and gets this. I follow one of my friends on Instagram, Bree Thomaselle. You know the comedian from New Zealand? Why do you love her so much?
Starting point is 00:09:07 She's hysterical. And her mom, literally, there are certain people on this earth that just don't even try and they're funny. And Brianna's one, their whole family dynamic and how they just cannot not laugh at each other. I think that's what, we all would be a better world if we could all have a family like that. Brianna's amazing.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Is that your proper name? Brianna. Yeah, that's my real's amazing. Is that your proper name? Brianna. Yeah, that's my real name. He called you your government name? Yeah, because my mom in these videos- Says, Brianna, you stop it. Yes, that's exactly right. That's really cute.
Starting point is 00:09:33 How special do you feel? You don't want to hear the rest of the story. What did you do? So Clint and I decided that, you know- This is pre-COVID. We should cash in on this. This was a few years ago. We should fly to LA. And we should try in on this. This was a few years ago. We should fly to LA and we should try and find him.
Starting point is 00:09:48 This is where it all went wrong. Right? And we called the whole thing. It was a big operation. We called it Chasing Tatum. We broadcast from a studio in LA. We had special outfits. We had outfits.
Starting point is 00:09:58 Oh, there we are. Wow. Anyway, we didn't find him. Why don't you inbox him and say I'm here I did he left me on scene He left you on read He left me on read I'm so sorry
Starting point is 00:10:12 Devastated Oh my goodness But there's always that clip When things get really tough He still follows me He doesn't follow me Well he might after this And then he'll unfollow me, which I mean, fair enough.
Starting point is 00:10:27 You're the better version. Of you? Yeah, you're like Super Saiyan me. Saiyan? Super Saiyan. Oh, you never watched Dragon Ball Z? No. Dragon Ball Z was this cartoon.
Starting point is 00:10:38 I know what it is. Yeah. It's anime. Yeah, anime. Yeah, well, your daughter would know. Right, you got it. And like they're a normal man and then they do all this training, and they turn into super Saiyan, and their hair goes blonde,
Starting point is 00:10:49 and they're super powerful and stuff. You're like the super Saiyan version of me. Oh, my goodness. Okay. That makes sense. We've got 30 seconds. We have to wrap it. Oh, go on.
Starting point is 00:10:57 There's lots of you in the podcast today. Oh, great. But we're about to say it live on the air, but we love you, and thank you for coming to visit us again. Anytime, Kis. Come back. Thanks for having me. Please. That's Michelle Anytime, Kess. Come back, please. That's Michelle Visage.
Starting point is 00:11:06 It's podcast time, everybody. Enjoy. Hello, Governor. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint on a Tuesday. That's right. Not any old Tuesday, though. Today is a big day.
Starting point is 00:11:24 Big, sexy day. We're going global, baby. Plays at Emsbury. And England. Co-hosted by the one and only Michelle Visage. Not yet, of course. She gets here at 4 o'clock. That's right.
Starting point is 00:11:38 We're bringing her back, or she decided to come back, is probably more the answer. How did that work, Ben? Did we beg, Or did she ask? Who's, what's the push and pull? Yeah, there was some begging, wasn't there?
Starting point is 00:11:49 Yeah. We begged. Yeah, we begged. Yeah, right, okay. Well, see, begging pays off. It does. If you know
Starting point is 00:11:55 RuPaul's Drag Race, you'll know the incredible Michelle Visage and she joins us as co-host from four to six today. We're going to do an AMA and Ask Me Anything
Starting point is 00:12:04 with Michelle at four o'clock. So if you want to be a part of that, you can either submit a question on our Instagram right now, or you can call us just after 4 and we'll put you on air live with Michelle. Or if you really want to get in there because you're desperate, text us right now on 9696 with
Starting point is 00:12:20 what question you'd like to ask and we might get back in touch with you. Easy peasy. All the usual stuff too. We've got one more item to add to cart at four o'clock. We'll give the whole lot away at five o'clock and we're going to start the show with Tradiverse Lady. That's right. If you want to play first game of the week,
Starting point is 00:12:35 the ladies sitting on eight wins for the year, the tradies sitting on two, call now 0800 DIAL ZM. We'll play Tradiverse Lady for 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC after Ed Sheeran and Shivers on ZM. We'll play Tradie vs Lady for 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC after Ed Sheeran and Shivers on ZM Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:12:51 For Tradie vs Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs Lady. That's right. We're getting quite a few games under our belt this year and the ladies have got eight wins and the tradies sitting on two wins. Let's meet our lady first.
Starting point is 00:13:07 She's from Taupo. She is 23 years old, and she once had a pit frog called Frida. I love that. Welcome to the show, Tyler. Hi, Tyler. Did the frog have a monobrow? Oh, totally. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Like Frida Kahlo. Yeah, yeah. That's why I'm assuming you called it Frida. Do frogs have eyebrows? No. No. No. It was for the bag.
Starting point is 00:13:31 I know, but then it got me more, it was more of a ponderous question. I was like, wait, do frogs have any eyebrows? No. Do they have a duo brow? Okay, Tyler, you're taking on our tradie today. He's 33. He's from Tamaki Makaurau, and he's a professional house mover. Get him on that show with Clark Gayford.
Starting point is 00:13:49 It's Matt, everybody. G'day, Matt. Kia ora, kia ora, kia ora. What's the biggest house you've ever moved? Oh, probably 10 1⁄2 wide. 10 1⁄2 what, metres? Yeah, 10 1⁄2. Oh, yeah, that's a big one.
Starting point is 00:14:02 Do you like that show with Clark Gayford, Moving Houses? Yeah, it's not bad, eh? Yeah. I guess it's just work for you, yeah, that's a big one. Do you like that show with Clark Gayford, Moving Houses? Yeah, it's not bad, eh? Yeah. I guess it's just work for you, though, eh?
Starting point is 00:14:09 Yeah, we're at the moment, we're taking the house from Sumatini Soto down to Otaki. Oh, yeah. Big job. God, I honestly, I
Starting point is 00:14:16 watch that show and what you guys do takes some real cojones. Like, it is terrifying. Matt, your buzzer is tradie. Tyler, your buzzer is tradie.
Starting point is 00:14:25 Tyler, your buzzer is lady. First to three points is going to get $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck, everybody. Here we go, guys. Question number one. A native bird to Australia is said to have a laugh that sounds like it's laughing at you. What? Sorry.
Starting point is 00:14:40 What? I don't know what I'm saying. Lady. Tradie. Sorry. The question is, Australia is said to sound like it is laughing at you. What is the bird called?
Starting point is 00:14:50 It's a bird. Lady. No, Matt got him first. Is that Trudy? Yeah, yep, yep. Is it a kookaburra? It is a kookaburra, and you even got it with my shoddy question-asking skills.
Starting point is 00:15:03 Here we go. Let's see if I'm warmed up now. Question number two. Name the Kiwi snowboarder who won the first ever... Jodie. Yes, Matt? Is that Zoe Zaleski? Oh, I can't take Zoe Zaleski, sorry.
Starting point is 00:15:15 Tyler, do you want to have a guess? I know her first name's Zoe, but I can't think of her last name. If you can't get her last name, I'll have to give the point to Matt, who correctly got her first name first. So you'll never stab it? Yeah, give it to Matt. Go on. Okay, all right.
Starting point is 00:15:30 I love you, Tyler. You're funny. Question number three, two to Matt. Zoe Sadowski-Sinnett, by the way, everybody. Sadowski-Phillips. No, no.
Starting point is 00:15:38 Sadowski-Sinnett. All right. Matt, I love it. He goes, oh, yeah, yeah, Phillips, I know. Hey, Matt, I wouldn't have got it either. But we should all bloody know her name and we will from now on. There we go.
Starting point is 00:15:52 First ever Winter Olympics gold for New Zealand. Question number three. You need this one, Tyler, to stop Matt, okay? I'm trying. I'm trying. I know you are. You're right in it. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Michelle Visage is co-hosting the show with us today from 4pm. What award-winning show was she a part of? Lady. Yes, Tyler. RuPaul's Drag Race. She's on the board. Nice work. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:16:15 Now we've got a game on our hands. Question number four. News out in the past couple of days that Australia's longest-running soap opera might be coming to an end. What show am I talking about? Yes, Matt, for the win. Home and Away. You took a swing, and I appreciate you for that.
Starting point is 00:16:32 Nice effort, Matt. What about you, Tyler? Is it Neighbours? She's got it. Here we go. We're going to a tie-break, guys. Question number five. This is for the win.
Starting point is 00:16:42 Which of the following artists is not performing at the Super Bowl halftime show this year? Eminem, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg or Ice Cube? Lady. Tyler for the win. Is it Ice Cube? She's got it. She's a lady.
Starting point is 00:17:01 Oh, that was a close game. Just in time, too. It sounds like Matt might have a house slipping off the back of his truck. Are you all right there, Matt? Yeah, that's just my boss, mate. Yeah, right. Use the language. Hey, Tyler, congratulations.
Starting point is 00:17:18 $50 coming your way. Tyler, what a comeback. Thank you. Cheers, guys. Well done, guys. Thanks so much, guys. Thanks for playing, guys. It's Tradie vs Lady
Starting point is 00:17:26 We play every day At three o'clock And you can win Fifty bucks cash Brie and Clint Last night The first episode Of Married at First Sight
Starting point is 00:17:33 Australia 2022 Went to air And man They just keep doing it How is this show Still going They just keep
Starting point is 00:17:41 Putting people together Who have no right To being together whatsoever. And you know why they do it? Just to piss us off. Just to get us worked up. And you know what? It works.
Starting point is 00:17:51 You know what? I feel like the experts on this show are finding it harder and harder because they're like, right, we need to find people that we know will be a disaster. So how can we really need to try here? How do we troll Australians and Kiwis as hard as possible? But the thing is, is I don't understand people who go on that show anymore. Me neither. Because if you look at the track record of, like, if you're genuinely going on that show
Starting point is 00:18:19 for love, which I think a lot of them aren't, but if you are, why are you picking that show out of all the dating shows? If you're hot and 25, why are you going on Married at First Sight? Yeah, do you want to be married at 25? Go on Tinder. Yeah. Seriously, this show is not for you. Anyway, there's a couple on last night's episode.
Starting point is 00:18:38 If you watched it, you'll know them. He got married in a white suit. Tamara and Brent. He's the guy who worked in the UAE for a while in the events. They've just been married. She's already been highly critical of his job. She's like, ugh, he works in hospitality? Yuck.
Starting point is 00:18:56 But then she found out he was like, had businesses and that type of thing and that pricked up her ears a little bit. They're having dinner. It's their wedding night, which is effectively their first date. And I want to play you this clip of something that goes down at the dinner table that got people really worked up. Tamara has noticed that Brent's table manners aren't quite up to her high standards. Could you go first, please? Using your own book.
Starting point is 00:19:21 From the outside. Also, left hand. And with this one. You're left-handed.. From the outside. Also, left hand and with this one. You're left-handed and I'm right-handed. It doesn't matter. They're placed on the left and the right. If you think about it in a split second, I'm going to change my whole way of how I use a fork.
Starting point is 00:19:36 Can't happen overnight. Come on. His right hand was just stabbing at his food. It was just a bit, like, caveman-ish. Oh! Heaven forbid. He used the a bit like caveman-ish. Oh! Heaven forbid. He used the wrong hand for his knife and fork. I love how fancy she appears.
Starting point is 00:19:52 She's from Ballarat, country Victoria, and nothing against that. I'm from country Queensland, so I know the type of town. And we're not fancy. You guys usually eat with your hands. Yeah, most of the time. Now, as someone who also uses my cutlery in the wrong hands, this was particularly triggering for me.
Starting point is 00:20:13 My wife has been trying to change the way that I eat for years. She's trying to get the knife and fork in the right hands. Sure, I don't have the left-handed thing to lean on, but it's such a bugbear for her. She's like, you need to sort it out. You also don't know your left and your right. Like you actually don't know which is your left and which is your right. So you could just play
Starting point is 00:20:34 on that excuse. I just think, isn't there bigger issues to worry about? Who cares? On your wedding night especially as well. Who cares if he holds his knife and fork like that? She has said that cutlery in the wrong hands is a deal breaker for her. He's not getting off scot-free either. How is that a deal breaker?
Starting point is 00:20:51 He said that ugly feet are a deal breaker for him. He's got a foot phobia, doesn't he? He's got a foot phobia, yeah. I mean, this stuff just doesn't right itself, does it? This is good television. I thought this afternoon we could be really brutally honest with each other and talk about superficial deal breakers that you have. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:10 So things that shouldn't matter, but to you, you're like, I couldn't be with a person if they did this certain thing. And I'm asking a lot of people, I'm asking you to put yourself out there and share that with us. So I'm willing to kick it off. I couldn't be with a person who thought that soccer was a sport worth watching.
Starting point is 00:21:29 It's just a deal breaker for me. I think it's the stupidest game in the whole world and if you enjoyed watching it, I don't think it matters how compatible we are. I couldn't see past that. You've missed out on so many attractive women. Think about all the countries. Spain, Italy, you know all these beautiful women that come from attractive women. Like think about all the countries. Spain, Italy.
Starting point is 00:21:45 You know, all these beautiful women that come from these countries. Let's talk superficial deal breakers. Have you got one? I'll have to think about it. I think I do. If you've got one
Starting point is 00:21:54 and you want to share it with us this afternoon, you can call us on 0800DIALSATM or you can text your superficial deal breaker into 9696 and we'll talk about it.
Starting point is 00:22:04 We can keep you anonymous too. Married at first sight is back and it's as annoying as ever. Last night there was a couple who just got married and she went him because he held his knife and fork in the wrong hands.
Starting point is 00:22:18 If that's the only thing you're worried about then you're doing well. I reckon she was looking for things to be annoyed at. Yeah. But she decided her line in the sand, her superficial deal breaker was using your cutlery
Starting point is 00:22:30 in the wrong hands. It's not a big deal. So we want to know, do you have one? Do you have a superficial deal breaker? Do you have one? Yeah, I've got one. Yeah? You know when you're texting someone,
Starting point is 00:22:39 it's like in that, you know, fun texting stage. And if they don't know the difference between your and you are, I don't know why it irks me. Yeah. Obviously I wouldn't be like not dating that person now. They didn't put an apostrophe in. But it just. So spelling, grammatical.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Yeah. Even though, you know what is so, it's so bad because I'm not that great at it either. No, yeah. But I'm judging someone else. But you're just a you're and you're type of person. But I know the difference between you're and you are. Like I know the difference between that. Don't ask
Starting point is 00:23:11 me the difference between two and two. What about two? I know. Don't even start. We've got a brave person here who wants to be anonymous. So are they really that brave? But they're female and they're on the line with us now. Hello, are you there? Hi.
Starting point is 00:23:26 Hi. Have you got a superficial deal breaker? Ugly hands. Ugly hands? No. Just yuck. What do you mean by ugly hands? Are we talking like dirty fingernails?
Starting point is 00:23:40 What are we talking? Yeah, we're talking dirty fingernails. We're just talking hands that just aren't good looking. Right. Yeah, I've got chody fingers. I'm not going to lie. I've got a finger where it came out of the knuckle at one bit and now the finger's a bit wonky.
Starting point is 00:23:57 Would that be a deal breaker for you? Well, if the rest of them are okay, probably be all right. Nah, it's pretty ugly, anonymous. I'm not going to lie. Okay, thank you. AJ's here. G'day, mate. G'day, mate.
Starting point is 00:24:10 G'day, mate. Now, we've met AJ. He's a tall, handsome... Very tall. He's straight. ...strapping man. AJ, what's a deal-breaker for getting with you? For me, it just has to be chewing with your mouth open.
Starting point is 00:24:24 I just cannot stand that. Yeah, that one. I mean, see, it doesn't worry me too much. It worries me when they don't wipe their face, like when there's food around their mouth. That makes me feel a bit... What about talking with your mouth away, Jay? A little bit of food just comes out
Starting point is 00:24:39 and it just lands on the end of your nose or something like that. How does that make you feel? Oh, no, that's cringe. I'm like, are you still a child? Like, where was your development? Like, come on. Oh, come on, AJ. If they were looking fire, you wouldn't care what they were doing.
Starting point is 00:24:55 Just because you're six foot eight and overdeveloped, AJ. No, it's good we asked for these. It's helpful. Someone said bad oral hygiene is a superficial deal breaker. I think that's just a regular deal breaker, that one. Yeah. Someone said, I don't know what this really means, short biceps on a guy.
Starting point is 00:25:12 What does that mean? Does that just mean short arms? Is that a short part of that arm? I don't know. Is that a thing? Is that a thing? Because now I'm self-conscious about my biceps. Have I got short biceps?
Starting point is 00:25:24 Show me. Okay, but now flex it. Yeah, I am flexing it. Oh. Becky's here as well. Hi, Becky. Hi, Becky. Hey.
Starting point is 00:25:32 Hey, how are you going? Oh, you're going to say good hair's a superficial turn off, aren't you? Oh, I'm not too crazy about the hands. No, I don't like links. Links? Links, especially links Africa. The smell of links on a man. Yeah, any links.
Starting point is 00:25:47 Now, this is an issue, Becky, because every man in New Zealand was raised on links, specifically links Africa. So we don't know much better. Are you willing to work with a man who is still wearing links Africa and maybe move him into a direction of like a... Like dupe. Yeah, or...
Starting point is 00:26:04 Look, I think it's just gone too far once you're there. Oh, no. I was like, stop. I once left a guy just for, you know, the Lynx can. Did you actually, Becky? I mean, we weren't in a relationship, but, you know, I just kind of happened to notice. You're like, I smell Lynx Africa, time to bail.
Starting point is 00:26:23 Well, to all the Lynx Africa listeners right now, maybe time to pick up a can of Rexona Sport or something. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. You know, just move into that direction. Or just avoid Becky. You know, that might actually be easier. Michelle Visage on the show from 4 o'clock.
Starting point is 00:26:38 Co-hosting right now, though, it's time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, give it to us straight. Is Harry Jowsey from Too Hot to Handle and the New Zealand Heartbreak Island
Starting point is 00:26:53 dating Khloe Kardashian? What the hell? So, the short answer is no. The short answer is no. He wants to. Everyone thought he was. You know, it all started, he actually slid in her DMs once
Starting point is 00:27:05 with some really, like, weird kind of, not creepy, but just a bit off, one of those off-color messages. Like, I think he said something like, how you doing there, nickel miracle or something like that. He doesn't have that kind of accent. He sounds nothing like that, actually. So she actually came out. It's really weird because for her to even acknowledge,
Starting point is 00:27:23 so Chloe came out saying they're definitely not dating. Kind of big for her to acknowledge that because she's very, very, very famous, you know. And he has said to TMZ today that he would love to date her. He said, I wouldn't cheat on her. Wow. That is such a good opening line. I would not cheat on you. That's a great selling point.
Starting point is 00:27:40 And I totally believe anyone that says I wouldn't cheat on them. He's going for the Pete Davidson angle though, right? The younger man thing. Because Chloe's 37 years old, and he's 24. Yeah, that's quite a big age gap. Yeah, but he's obviously seen that it's trendy at the moment. He's like, everyone else is doing it. Here's my time to shine.
Starting point is 00:28:02 I'm with you, Dean. For him to get any kind of traction with TMZ means he's doing something right. And he always does this. If you watched Heartbreak Island and then he was on Too Hot to Handle and then all of a sudden there's stories about him being best friends with Justin Bieber, he's a right place right time kind of guy. He really is.
Starting point is 00:28:18 He's got millions of followers across all different social media. And I just... You've got to kind of give it to him. I just, I like him. You've got to kind of give it to him. I do give it to him. Like, you know, he plays on all of his strengths. I'll give him that.
Starting point is 00:28:32 I reckon he might get a date out of it too. If she's single. Is she single at the moment or is she still with Tristan? That whole thing is a mess. I don't know if she's looking to get into any type of relationship slash dating at the moment. Well, then definitely hit up a 24-year-old reality TV star. Yeah, you know it's going nowhere. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Nothing serious about it. Hey, that's the latest with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. The Easy Hits. Add to Cart. Okay, we've got to do this really quickly because we've got a special guest here. Yeah, yeah. Make it fast, please.
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Starting point is 00:29:20 Angelin. Co-hosted by the one and only Michelle Visage. There's our special guest. Wow. You're back. I got a voiceover. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I rate.
Starting point is 00:29:32 You deserve the world. I can't believe you're back here. Thank you for having me. I'd go nowhere else, only your show. And that's why we love you. We appreciate you. Loyalty is everything, kids. Here on our show, 12 months ago, we think we figured it out.
Starting point is 00:29:46 Last time I had a glam squad. Look at the pictures. This time, well, you just got me. And you look amazing. Oh, God. You look flawless. Go on. Is that Gucci tracksuit?
Starting point is 00:29:55 Maybe. Hey. That tracksuit is everything. Thank you. Last time I got the tip of what perfume you wear, which you noticed that I'm wearing today. I have two masks. I'm a double masker. I'm not yet boosted, but I'm due now, so
Starting point is 00:30:08 this month I'll be getting one. Perfect. And I smelled it through that. Baccarat Rouge? 540, baby. Oh, it's everything. And now next time you come in, you're lucky you're shaken. Oh my god, did Michelle Visage just hit on me? Put that on my resume. Put that on my audio
Starting point is 00:30:23 highlight reel. While we're critiquing the fit as well, the most bejazzled, it's bejazzled, not vejazzled, eh? Yeah, yeah. Bejazzled's something else. Right. Crocs that I have ever seen.
Starting point is 00:30:34 I've been trying to tell Brie, and this is not a joke, I've been trying to tell Brie for three years that Crocs are cool or about to be cool and she would not believe me. But now that you're wearing them, I reckon she might wear a pair.
Starting point is 00:30:43 Okay, we're going to break this down. They are not cool. But that's why they're cool, right? Right, they've come back around. So I wore them, I don't know, 15 years ago when I lived in Florida. I was dumpy, overweight, mom, doing school runs. Did not care.
Starting point is 00:30:58 Would buy Crocs for like $7. Not real Crocs, the fake ones. Frocks. Frocks. Don't care. And people would make fun of me and I didn't care because it was comfort you see
Starting point is 00:31:07 so now I never stopped wearing them I just got now the platform ones with sequins and rhinestones and yeah they're so ugly
Starting point is 00:31:15 they've come back around to fashionable ah Balenciaga who's doing they do the heeled Crocs the stiletto Crocs which I really want do you want those
Starting point is 00:31:22 we'll get you in a pair of those see the thing is Michelle you hate Crocs and heels is so petite and small and she's got small feet. Am I? You know, and the crocs look cute on her. My feet are a size 10 slash 11. Men's. Wow.
Starting point is 00:31:37 You shush. You shush. And they just wouldn't look the same. No, they would. Once you walk in them, they're like walking on clouds. Okay. I am a comfort girl, so. Well, I was going to say you can try mine, but're like walking on clouds. Okay. I am a comfort girl. Well, I was going to say you can try mine, but you might break them.
Starting point is 00:31:48 Yeah, it'd be a struggle. Today's show is brought to you by The Crocs Company. If you guys are listening, we require a few pairs delivered to the studio before the end of the show. Michelle Visage is hanging out all afternoon. And next, we're going to do an AMA and Ask Me Anything With You. Next. If you're up for it. Next.
Starting point is 00:32:04 Yeah, next. So if you're a RuPaul's Drag Race fan and Michelle Visage fan, call us right now on 0800 dial ZM and you can get the question you've always want asked put to Michelle. Oh dear. You can also text us on 9696. That's right Michelle. We still have the text machine here.
Starting point is 00:32:20 Wow. We're still back in the 90s. 97 of you. Brian Clint. We'll do it next Brie and Clint Zed in Brie and Clint Co-hosted by Michelle Visage This afternoon It sounds nice
Starting point is 00:32:34 It's nice being a threesome It is I love being in a threesome She's back Innuendo She's here in the country And we thought While we've got hold of you
Starting point is 00:32:44 We could throw you out to our listeners Yeah, I'd love nothing more To answer as many questions as can People went crazy for you last time Not this time No, no, trust me There's a lot of stuff on the text machine We need to get through
Starting point is 00:32:55 Okay We'll start with some phone calls Caitlin is on the phone Hi Caitlin Hi Caitlin Hi You're on live with Michelle Visage What have you always wanted to know?
Starting point is 00:33:04 I just want to know if you think that you guys will be doing another Drag Race Down Under sometime. Oh, I would hope so. God, we hope so. I would 100% hope so. I think that's a good idea. Yeah, I think that's a good idea too, Caitlin. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:33:21 It's just warming up. Season one, we need a season two. Absolutely. Someone texted in and said, has there been a guest judge on Drag Race that has left you personally a bit starstruck?
Starting point is 00:33:34 Lady Gaga. I mean, here's the thing. I did radio, as you know, and I'm not going to bore you with it, but I did it for 17 years and I did it in New York City
Starting point is 00:33:42 and Los Angeles. You would have seen and met a lot of famous people. Yes, and being in the music business, I got to perform with a lot of famous people. So I don't get starstruck. But being around that energy is amazing. And I try to assimilate.
Starting point is 00:33:57 So if you watch Drag Race, when Lady Gaga was there, you'll see me going, Gaga. You know, like talking to her, like I've known her forever. You know what I mean i it doesn't always work out but i you know i just act that way i think if madonna was there though i would have a full-on meltdown that's so interesting because the next question i found from the text machine
Starting point is 00:34:16 was um who is your top pick for a guest judge that hasn't appeared on the show yet everybody knows that knows me knows it's it's madonna It has to be. There's also Liza, Dolly Parton, Cher, you know, the list goes on. Mariah, JLo. There's so many people that would, and they would all fit so perfectly into the show. Anybody would. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:34:38 Anybody would. There's been so many amazing people recently though. I mean Lizzo. Oh, we love Lizzo. You're a super fan. That's the thing about our guest judges. When they come on the show, it's not because they're being paid. Yeah. They want to be there. Which is so much better, right?
Starting point is 00:34:53 Absolutely. It makes it so much more enjoyable. Like, I watched an episode the other day, one of the new ones, and Mel sees on it, and you could tell she was just living to be there. That was the first episode of UK versus the world. It was awesome, by the way. I'm loving it. I know.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Michelle Visage from RuPaul's Drag Race is here. Sean's on the phone. Hi, Sean. Hi, Sean. Hi there. I wanted to ask, so your documentary, Explant, which was incredible, by the way. I really enjoyed that story. Is there anything else that any other sort of stories
Starting point is 00:35:29 or anything that you know that you want to bring to the screen next? Because I feel like there's more that you want to tell. Oh my God, Sean, that's such a good question. And thank you for watching. X-Plant's a documentary that I talked about my struggle with breast implant illness. And so many women are sick and don't know why and women are not treated in our country i can only speak for america women our health care system is a mess
Starting point is 00:35:54 anyway yeah but women are not treated with dignity and respect when you walk into a doctor's office in america it's always like here's a xanax drink a glass of wine it's all in your head it's anxiety it's stress and there's nothing wrong with you hello my two blobs of silicone are actually trying to kill me so this is not me making this up so i did a documentary on it just let to let women know i'm not it's not anti-plastic surgery it's pro-transparency just so we can be our own advocates and know what we're putting in our body because we've been lied to by everybody about what they're actually made of and it's it's not the filling everybody's like well minor saline that's not
Starting point is 00:36:29 the problem the problem is the actual casing of the implant is made up of 40 plus chemicals and blah blah blah so that's what was making me sick and all these so interesting it's so interesting so sean to answer your question there are so many things that I have left that I want to talk about, especially medically. That interests me so much, the medical field. So there's a lot of things that I may be bringing, lifting the veil. I can't wait to see. Can I just say, because of your story
Starting point is 00:36:56 and you covered it on Drag Race and it was discussed like here and there, a good friend of mine back home in Australia was going through a similar thing, and she ended up going to get checked because of your story and because of you sharing your story. Did she get explanted? She did.
Starting point is 00:37:11 And she is living her best life now after years of struggle. So that's so cool. There are so many more questions we've got to get to, so let's do one more round of this. We'll come straight back with Michelle Visage. If there's a question you'd like to ask, the phone lines are still open. You can call 0800-DOLL-ZM ZM Bree and Clint
Starting point is 00:37:30 with Michelle Visage this afternoon. She's co-hosting with us until 6 o'clock. Hiya. I love your accent, by the way. My American accent? Yeah. Do you like our accent? Can you understand us properly? For the most part. It's when you speak quickly, but radio people wouldn't speak quickly.
Starting point is 00:37:47 Right. Like my makeup artist speaks so quickly and then she has a mask on and I'm, Leila, what? What are you saying? I can't understand you. She's probably from the South Island. No, she's not. She's not?
Starting point is 00:37:58 She's from Auckland. Is she? Yeah. I can't, even me being Australian, like some of the words that the South Islanders come out with, I'm like, what did you say? I guess quite thock, the deeper you go. They roll their R's.
Starting point is 00:38:11 Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love an R rolling R. Yeah, it's very cool. We got some people here. We might have some Southlanders with us. Hi, Mallory. Hi, Mallory.
Starting point is 00:38:19 Hi. Where are you from? Tauranga. Oh, Tauranga. Killed it. Oh, beautiful. You're on live with Michelle Visage. What have you always wanted to know?
Starting point is 00:38:27 I have always wanted to know. So, you know, when the drag queens walk down the runway and you say all your real funny comments, do you actually think of them at the time? Good question, Mallory. First of all, thank you for saying that they're funny. They are very funny. Yes, we
Starting point is 00:38:45 do them on the spot. Wow. That's why sometimes it's a little more silent when they're just beautiful because we don't have anything to say. Because you gagged. Because they're just beautiful and you're just sitting there looking. What do you say about a gown? How much can you say? Do you know what I mean? So,
Starting point is 00:39:01 when they're crazy looking or camp or doing a theme, it's a lot easier. That's really impressive. Thank you. That's why they pay you the big bucks. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. There you are, Mallory.
Starting point is 00:39:11 Andy's here. Hi, Andy. Hi, Andy. Hiya. Kia ora. Kia ora. You're on live with Michelle Visage. What's your question?
Starting point is 00:39:19 Michelle, how you doing? Good. How you doing? I'm doing good. Kia ora. How you doing? How you doing? Good. How you doing? I'm doing good. How you doing? How was it like on Wendy's show? Oh, do you guys get the Wendy's show here? I think we can get it somehow.
Starting point is 00:39:38 We find it on YouTube. But did you enjoy it? Oh, my goodness. We had such a good time. Thank you so much for watching that on YouTube. Yeah, it was really, really funny. You were so funny. Oh, thank you. And the crowd loved you.
Starting point is 00:39:51 Aw, thank you so much. And we send our best to Indy. Aw, all of us do. Thank you. I'll pass that on, my darling. Indy, I genuinely thought you called up just to ask Michelle, how you doing? How you doing? I love that. Then I would say, how you doing? I said, how you doing? How you doing? Then I would say, how you doing?
Starting point is 00:40:06 I said, how you doing? You're fantastic, Andy. I love that. Thank you, doll. Someone else has texted through and they said, if you ever had a chance to do the Snatch Game, which celebrity would you play? You know, I get asked this a lot and sometimes it changes, but I will stick
Starting point is 00:40:21 with, do you know who Rosie Perez is? Yes. Right. I would probably stick with Rosie Perez know who rosie perez is yes right i would probably stick with rosie prez now i'd probably get called out for appropriation these days just but because you know nothing is sacred anymore so you can't do obvious the obvious ones yes but rosie's a friend of mine and she loves when i do her so i think rosie would tip her hat and say absolutely do it but i would probably be her cousin or her sister. Yeah, right. Gotcha. Gotcha. I think that would work. Because then it gives more freedom. Yeah, absolutely. And you can kind of create
Starting point is 00:40:49 more of a narrative, you know. 100%. I'd love that. Michelle's co-hosting with us all afternoon. Next, there's a I don't know if this is an awkward conversation or not. I don't know the outcome. Bree said to me before the show that she's been to see a medical professional today and she's discovered that she has an extra body part.
Starting point is 00:41:06 That's all I know about it. A medical professional has looked at some x-rays of mine and apparently I've got some unusual things. Extra. Bonus. I have questions. We've all got questions. Brie's going to do a big reveal for us next.
Starting point is 00:41:23 And to Michelle Visage. So that's fun. I know. Who would have thought we'd be here in 2022? Fun times. Brie and Clint. All right, guys. Sorry, I'm not used to turning the third microphone on, Michelle. Yeah, we've got like the most important microphone.
Starting point is 00:41:36 I usually just push two buttons. Well, sometimes you need to multitask. Thank you. Like a woman. Like a woman. Find where the buttons are and press them. How hard is it? Trust me, I are and press them. It's not difficult. How hard is it?
Starting point is 00:41:45 Trust me, I'm trying. Okay. I've been trying. He's 35, still trying. He's getting there. He's getting there. I'll find that button. Eventually.
Starting point is 00:41:54 One day. One of these days. It's the last thing I do. So why are you hiding it from me? I will study and I will find it. Look, guys, I need to talk to you about something. Okay. You have a tail.
Starting point is 00:42:05 Well, that's something extra I could have, right? Right. But it's not a tail. But I did find out this morning that I have something extra that a lot of people don't have in my body. Where did you go? What kind of a doctor? So I went to a chiropractor.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Okay. Because I've been having a few issues with the old back and the neck, and I thought I better go get looked at, get assessed. Anyway, he was like, look, we've got to do some x-rays and some that, you know, which is very good. I always recommend doing that before anyone
Starting point is 00:42:36 touches you. You should always because there could be something that could be unleashed if you were to be adjusted. You sound like me. I say this to people. But that's correct. It is 100% correct. This is not us being conspiracy theorists. No. This is a medical fact.
Starting point is 00:42:49 That's what you should be doing. So I did that, got the x-rays, and he was looking at, you know, the bits and pieces and all that kind of stuff, and he goes, oh, that's quite unusual. He goes, has anyone ever told you that you have two extra ribs? What? And I was like, what?
Starting point is 00:43:06 And get this, it gets weirder. They're in my neck. What? Neck ribs? Neck ribs. So your ribs go obviously from the bottom. They protect your lungs and your heart. From the bottom of your rib cage,
Starting point is 00:43:18 but they go all the way up to, you know, where your collarbone is. They stop at your clavicle, don't they? Yeah. Your collarbone. I've got two above that. Oh, that explains the hump. No, my uncle's Quasimodo. Can you feel them?
Starting point is 00:43:32 Now that you know that you've got them, can you feel them? He's like, look, usually they don't bother people and you just go on throughout life and you don't really know. He goes, people do have them from time to time, but sometimes you can be more prone to having neck pain. And he goes, yours are causing you a few issues. And I was like- What are the issues?
Starting point is 00:43:51 Neck pain. Can you sleep? Can you change your pillow? Well, he said, you know, we can do things to help you out, but obviously you're going to have these forever. You're having a consultation with Michelle now. I know. I thought I'd take care of you, babe.
Starting point is 00:44:02 I got you. She's like, now let's flip you over and take a good look. Michelle Visage gives me a crack in a... I'll take care of you, don't worry. That sounds good. What's the solution? Do they have to operate on you? No, so it's not... No. I don't know. I love how hectic you are. Well, she's got
Starting point is 00:44:17 bonus bits. That's quite extreme. What if she wants to get into rhythmic gymnastics? I think that ship has sailed. Oh, there's still time. You should see me with a ball. I can throw a ball high, Michelle. But yeah, anyway, never knew that about myself. Well, we should have a party to celebrate your neck ribs.
Starting point is 00:44:34 I should. You know, people... What are you going to name them? I don't know. Because, I mean, I've just learnt that they're here. You're Australian, right? Yeah. Kath and Kim.
Starting point is 00:44:43 Your neck ribs are Kath and Kim. You know me too well, Michelle. Yes, I do. This could be an invasive question for our second date, but do you have any extra body parts? No, I've actually gotten rid of body parts as we discussed earlier. She got rid of a few years ago.
Starting point is 00:45:00 Nothing unusual. No weird surprises. You've gone to the doctor and they've said, hey, you've got one of these. We didn't realise that. Absolutely not. Me neither. No, you've got something unusual about your body. Oh, don't bring up the nipples. No.
Starting point is 00:45:11 You have a third nipple? No. Not a third nipple. He barely has two nipples. Are they itty bitty? They're itty bitty, yeah. No areolas. Are they just nipples?
Starting point is 00:45:20 She's going to have to see them now. Can I see them, please? She's going to have to see. Well, since you are so nice. You like to show them off. But are they cold at the moment? Is it cold enough for them to be? Yeah, it's chilly to have to see them now. Can I see them please? She's going to have to see. Since you are so nice. You like to show them off. Are they cold at the moment? Is it cold enough for them to be? It's chilly. Oh you tell me. Oh my god they're so small.
Starting point is 00:45:32 Like cute small though eh? I'm not offended. No I mean if the lights were off I'd be searching. Oh my god you're the president for the guys of the itty bitty titty committee. Okay but you're not like self-conscious about it. No, no, I'm fine.
Starting point is 00:45:47 No, he's fine. But I can't believe you just made me whip out my nips for Michelle Visage. You like it. It'll be a story you can tell your kids. Yes. They are tiny. Okay, thank you. I wasn't lying, was I?
Starting point is 00:45:57 No, you clearly have not nursed any children. We want to know this afternoon, have you got an unusual thing about your body that you want to share with us? Yeah, we'd love to hear from you. It makes you special. I feel like a superhero. Maybe we do have a listener with a tail. You know?
Starting point is 00:46:11 Maybe a sixth toe on one foot. Metatarsal. Metatarsal? What's a metatarsal? Oh, okay. What about a phalange? Phalange? A phalange?
Starting point is 00:46:21 Metatarsal. A bonus phalange. Oh, at hundreddiles.com, you can text your body parts into 9696 as well. What's unusual about your body that you found out? Unusual? Different? Not common?
Starting point is 00:46:32 No, it's different. It's unusual. It's new Charlie Puth. It's called Light Switch. Just shared with the group. Do you say Puth? Puth. Yeah, what do you say?
Starting point is 00:46:42 I say Puth. Puth. Is it Puth? I think it's Puth. Puth. I, what do you say? I say pewth. Pewth. Is it pooth? I think it's pooth. Pooth. I don't know why he's not a bigger star than he is. That kid is so talented. So talented.
Starting point is 00:46:51 He's too busy making TikToks. He's always on the top. That first song that he had, I think it's the first song I know. See You Again? What? The, the,
Starting point is 00:46:59 the, going on. You know that song? No. No. But he's been, he's had hits here, yeah. He's had big hits. I'm going to look it up because I actually bought it. Because you that song? No. No. But he's had hits here, yeah. He's had big hits.
Starting point is 00:47:05 I'm going to look it up because I actually bought it. Because you liked it so much. I liked it so much. And, you know, being the radio girl that I am, I'm like, guys, this is going to be a huge song. It was called How Long. How Long. I don't think I've. See if it's in the system.
Starting point is 00:47:20 I think producer Ben might have found it. It is a hit song. I can't even. If it's. Maybe we'll start it up here. I am telling you. We'll get it to be a hit. I heard the song and I was like,
Starting point is 00:47:28 you never hear one song once and you're like, I'm done, I have to buy it. Oh yeah, this is massive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey! We know the song, we just didn't know your rendition. Oh, thank you. You mean the platinum recording artist, Michelle Visage?
Starting point is 00:47:45 That song was a hit. Yeah, it was a hit for you? Yeah, it was aition. Oh, thank you. You mean the platinum recording artist, Michelle Visage? That song was a hit. Yeah, it was a hit for you? It was a hit, yeah. Absolutely. I just shared with you guys earlier that I went to a medical professional with some x-rays and he informed me that I have two extra ribs. I know people are getting ribs removed. I'm going to have to get my ribs removed.
Starting point is 00:48:03 You're like the original Eve with Adam and Eve. Right. But I'm just going to leave them. I mean. The forbidden fruit. It was Adam who had the rib removed, wasn't it? Yeah, and the apple. And then she took a bite, or he took a bite of her apple. And there was a snake. Involved. Sometimes I think I'm like,
Starting point is 00:48:19 couldn't you have had something else? You had to have the apple? Like, come on. We want to know this afternoon, have you got an unusual thing about your body, just like Bree's bonus ribs? Alicia's called up. Hi, Leisha. Hi, Leisha. Hi.
Starting point is 00:48:31 Hi. What is it for you? What's your weird thing about your body? So I have webbed toes on my second and third toe on each foot. And yeah, I'm pretty sure that makes me swim faster. I used to tell all the kids when I was younger that that helps since I play a water sport. 100%
Starting point is 00:48:49 you're a faster swimmer. Absolutely. Water polo leash, is that what you play? Yeah, water polo. Oh you'd be a gun. It's a blessing. Great with the egg beater. Okay, well done Leisha. You're not tempted to get them severed or? Don't you dare. I think webbed toes are so cute. Severed? Wait, hang on. Is it between
Starting point is 00:49:06 your big toe and your second toe? No, second and third. Right, so it doesn't prevent you from wearing... Second and third metatarsal. Jandals. Right, okay. Yeah, I can wear jandals. Okay, good. Phew. Because, I mean, you have to be able to wear jandals. What would life be without them? I know. We call them flip-flops. We call them thongs.
Starting point is 00:49:22 I mean, look at us all coming together. We're like a multicultural show. It's the United Nations of footwear. It is. Claire's here. Hi, Claire. Hi, Claire. Hi.
Starting point is 00:49:30 Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. Go on. Confess your weird body part to us. Well, I'm an athlete, and about a year ago, I was at training, and then all of a sudden, my foot really started to hurt, and I was like, oh, my God, this isn't good. So after a whole bunch of x-rays and MRIs,
Starting point is 00:49:46 they found out that I had an extra bone called an O's trigonum on top of my heel. And long story short, I spent a year getting cortisone injections and all of that. And eventually they surgically removed it two months ago. Oh, so they had to get rid of it. See, sometimes they do have to operate and remove the thing. Not ribs from your neck. They're only teeny anyway to get rid of it. See, sometimes they do have to operate and remove the thing. Not ribs from your neck. They're only teeny anyway. Did they let you
Starting point is 00:50:09 keep your obstrogonin or whatever it was? They did and it's sitting in a room, not in a room, it's sitting in my room in a little puddle saying do not open. Oh, Claire. Claire, what happens when you bring people over, do you say do you want to see my heel bone in the room?
Starting point is 00:50:26 Oh, I absolutely do. My friends, after I got my surgery, I was sitting at home. I was on crutches. I was feeling a bit sorry for myself. And one of them texted me saying, oh, my God, Claire, can we come see you and touch your bone? Someone's texted that to me before too, Claire. Why, yes, you can.
Starting point is 00:50:42 No one's ever texted that to me. Tracy's here. Hi, Tracy. Hi, Trace. Hi, Claire. Why yes, you can. No one's ever texted that to me. Tracey's here. Hi, Tracey. Hi, Trace. Hi, guys. Hiya. Tell us, Tracey, what's the unusual thing about your body? Well, mine is I've got extra veins in the left side of my head or brain or something.
Starting point is 00:50:59 What does that mean, Tracey? How did you find that out? I don't know. I went for an MRI for another head-related issue, and they picked it up, but it's nothing. Nothing to worry about. Are they visible? Are you like an X-Man?
Starting point is 00:51:11 And when you get angry and stuff, the veins protrude out the side of your head? No. Well, I don't know. I can't. Oh, well, I've got hair, so who would know? Yeah, right. Could possibly. And also, my daughter, when she was a baby, had an extra thumb,
Starting point is 00:51:24 so she had six digits on one hand no way was it functional? not at all no it was kind of like a dewclaw on a dog yeah it was attached to the
Starting point is 00:51:39 other thumb but it was just kind of had bone but it just sat there it didn't move or do anything I was just having a free ride. It wasn't even doing anything. Yeah, yeah. Because my mind straight away went to how good it would be for using your phone. You're asking for something so hard to hold onto your phone? Oh, my God, for gaming.
Starting point is 00:51:55 She's like a born gamer. Yeah, it was little. It was quite small. We didn't even notice it when we got home from the hospital. We didn't even know until we were sitting down at home one night going, oh, there's an extra. No way. Yeah, but she got it removed when she was 10 months old.
Starting point is 00:52:11 So, yeah. Oh, cool. That's such a cool story. And do you keep it in a little jar in your room so when your friends come over, you can show them the thumb? No. We were offered, but we declined that. Okay.
Starting point is 00:52:23 Hey, thanks, Tracey. Very interesting. Thank you. Bye. There you go, Brie. You're in fine company. You're a, thanks, Tracy. Very interesting. Bye. There you go, Brie. You're in fine company. You're a freak, but you're our freak. I like that. We love a freak.
Starting point is 00:52:32 Back in a second, we've got a special guest, a surprise guest for Michelle Visage. What? Someone. But you're going to have to guess who it is. Yeah, someone from your past. Oh, dear Lord. I can't wait.
Starting point is 00:52:43 Brie and Clint. Get in, Brie and Clint Clint with Michelle Visage this afternoon. That's Maroon 5 and Megan Thee Stallion. Beautiful mistakes. Look, Michelle, we wanted to give you a bit of a thrill this afternoon and bring back someone from your past. Well, depends if we're going to bring them back because you're going to have three questions Because you're going to have three questions
Starting point is 00:53:05 That you're going to ask this person That we have standing behind a curtain outside They're just there Oh, they're here in Auckland They're there, they're behind that curtain Okay, well it's not going to be anybody that I have to fear Which is good You're so non-committal, you're here, right?
Starting point is 00:53:20 I'm leaving this week No scary people here I don't care Right, so let's play a bit of a game of Guess Who? With Michelle Visage. Let's bring our guest on. They're not going to talk. They're not going to talk?
Starting point is 00:53:33 They're not going to talk. They're not going to talk. Oh, there they are. There they are. So the guest is going to answer with yes or no, and you get to ask them three questions. And if you guess right at the end of it, we bring them in. If you can't guess, we send them away.
Starting point is 00:53:48 Send them home. Let's just test if our guest understands. Guest, do you understand? Affirmative. No, yes or no. You can only... Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:53:56 Okay. Very good. All right. Michelle, over to you. Are you one of our Series 1 queens? Yes. Great question. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:54:08 Smart woman. Well, we only had three Kiwis, I think. Could be an Aussie who's over here. Are you from, are you a Kiwi? Are you a Kiwi? Yes. Cute that you thought we had the budget to fly in Australia. Well, sometimes they're here doing, no, they're not.
Starting point is 00:54:32 No, they're not. Not at the moment. Right. Because you're on an island in the middle of the Pacific and no one gets in and no one gets out. Are you... Argan, she's got it. She's just playing with us now. Are you... Nargon, she's got it. She's just playing with us now.
Starting point is 00:54:46 Are you our winner? And she's here! Kida Mae! Kida! Hi, Kida! Come on in. Come on in. Come on in, Kida.
Starting point is 00:55:00 Oh, my God. It's the reunion we all wanted. Have you seen Kida since she took the crown? Is she coming in? Go and push the big heavy door. Come on, you can do it. She can't open the door. Hi, Keita.
Starting point is 00:55:14 Go over there. You can't hug me until I put my mask on. COVID. Hi, Keita. Keita means yeah. Hi, Keita. Hi, everyone. Keita Moon.
Starting point is 00:55:22 Keita Moon. Keep them keen. How are you? Oh, Keita. Hi, everyone. Keita Moon. Keita Moon. Keep them keen. I try. How are you? Oh, I'm so good. How are you? How was your grand run of being the first winner of RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under been? Oh, just more than I could ever have hoped for or wanted.
Starting point is 00:55:37 It's just been so special. So fabulous. Did your life change? Yeah, I did. It changed the second I got that call, you know, from you guys telling me to come and be part of the best thing that could ever happen to any young little queer kid. What was that experience like for you?
Starting point is 00:55:52 The whole thing. Life-changing. It's everything I didn't realise I needed. But, you know, it's all the validation, you know. Be a crazy little queer-do. She's got her own podcast now. Yeah. We recorded over there.
Starting point is 00:56:04 Oh, my goodness, did you? Yeah, you should come her own podcast now. Yeah. We recorded over there. Oh my goodness, did you? Yeah, you should come on at one time. Yeah, I love that. Absolutely. So what do you tell the kids out there that are listening that first of all, think RuPaul's Drag Race is really easy and they can do it better? Or, yeah, let's do with that question first.
Starting point is 00:56:19 Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, everything always looks easy from the outside in, right? You know? And it's funny because something like that, okay, well, everything always looks easy from the outside in, right? And it's funny because something like that, you don't know, you really find yourself. And even if you kind of think you've got into a stage of your life where you know who you are
Starting point is 00:56:35 and you think like, oh, I've kind of got over a lot of my hurdles, all of a sudden, like everything gets stripped back again. Yeah. And so everything's easier looking from the outside in. But also in saying that, if anyone ever got the opportunity to do something like that, you grow more than you ever could dream of
Starting point is 00:56:57 or could ever truly understand until you do it. It's the idea of letting your old self die and allowing yourself to be reborn into the entertainer and the star that you are. Yeah. In the short time that we've known you, you've changed exponentially. You're so much more confident and comfortable in who you are. Thank you. It's so cool to see. I think your confidence
Starting point is 00:57:15 in all of that now matches how polished and amazing you are. Because I think you truly are. You're such a polished and amazing at what you do. Oh, stop. And now you have that confidence and that belief behind you. And I think you truly are. You're such a polished and amazing at what you do. Oh, stop. And now you have that confidence and that belief behind you. And I think that came from the show.
Starting point is 00:57:31 It's so fortunate that we're on a hard top table because otherwise it's going to be like a bit topsy-turvy after all these compliments. I'm hard as a rock under here. Perfect. I love it. Clint, you've got a glint in your eye that's almost cross-dressery. I'm looking for the censor button in what I'm doing.
Starting point is 00:57:53 Hey, Ketamine is here. Michelle Visage is here from Ripple's Drag Race. Do you want to stick around? We're going to play a game next. Oh, yeah. Do you want to play a quick game? Yeah, we'll play a game. Oh, you had me at play.
Starting point is 00:58:02 We'll get some people on. You three can play on behalf of some callers to win some free KFC this afternoon. So if you want these ladies to play the name game on your behalf, give us a call now on 0800-DARLZM. Pick your team. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:58:17 With Michelle Visage and Ketamine. Full studio. This is fun. So much going on. No one's better than a threesome, a foursome. Well, that's exhausting, actually. That's true. It's time for a quick round of the name game.
Starting point is 00:58:35 The name game is where I use celebrities' names. Well, just names, really. You need to give me a celebrity that has it as part of their name. Michelle will be playing Keita, who will be playing Bree, who will be playing Michelle. You're all in this at the exact same time. Okay. And I will throw a name out there and it's the first person to come in
Starting point is 00:58:53 with a celebrity who uses that name as part of theirs that takes the point. Should we do a practice round? We're just going to be talking all over each other. Just yell it out. Just yell out the name. That's what I mean. We'll be screaming on top of each other. It's great quality radio, guys. Yeah, thank you very much. I love that Michelle is reading us on our radio prowess.
Starting point is 00:59:10 It's good. No, this is good feedback. Live critique's good. But, for example, if I was to say Julia. Child. Oh, see, she's good. But I'm going to be all the old people. You guys will be like, styles.
Starting point is 00:59:24 So, well well we do have a chief censor in Anastasia she's our Gen Z and so we always check with her if she knows
Starting point is 00:59:31 who they are then we deem them as famous excuse me Julia Childs do you know who Julia Childs is Anastasia
Starting point is 00:59:39 yeah Michelle won't be doing well in this game sorry but she's probably the world's most famous chef of all time. There was a movie made about her. Thank you, Julia. Bringing French cuisine to... People have played her in Snatch Game.
Starting point is 00:59:56 Thank you very much. Not well. Not well. Poor Ivy Ventures. Well, just give it a go, okay? Didn't Ivy play her? No, was it Milk? Oh, no, maybe I'm wrong.
Starting point is 01:00:05 No, Ivy did a really bad Marilyn Monroe, too. Yeah, I think Milk played, yeah. Here we go, guys. I'm going to throw out the first one. I'm going to give you the first one. All of these are drag race themed, okay? Okay. Because we have Michelle Visage in studio,
Starting point is 01:00:18 I would like, and you can't use Visage, a famous Michelle. Fiver. Oh, was I meant to play that one. You're all in it. You're all in the game at the same time. We'll play at the same time. So that was the practice round.
Starting point is 01:00:31 So that's a point to break. That was stupid. That was stupid. Okay. So just yell it out as soon as you think it won. Okay. RuPaul is a fairly big part of Drag Race. Give me a famous Paul.
Starting point is 01:00:42 Lind. Who's that? Well done. No, come on. I can vouch. That's a legend. That is a legend. He is the center square of the time.
Starting point is 01:00:51 Thank you. Let's have a faux pas. Did you say Lind? Lind. L-Y-N-D-E. They're all going to be old and American. Paul Walker. Paul Walker.
Starting point is 01:01:02 Oh, she got it. See, that's one That I had written down Anastasia I'm taking you outside Spanking you My money's on Michelle Now Google Paul Lynn And learn
Starting point is 01:01:11 Educate yourself Yeah Queer icon It's one to Brie And one to Michelle I would like Come on Kida You know what
Starting point is 01:01:19 I can't do the preamble Because it's giving it away too much Someone give me a famous You can't say Aguilera Christina Apple guy Oh Kida I thought that was yours Preamble, because it's giving it away too much. Someone give me a famous... You can't say Aguilera, Christina. Applegate. Keita, I thought that was yours. I was letting you win by being quiet.
Starting point is 01:01:31 I was busy swearing and then covering my mouth. I was going to say Millian. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, really? You approve of that one? I had written down Applegate and Ricci. Oh, yeah. I love Christina Ricci, new mom. Yeah. Okay, two to Bree. You can win the game here if you take this point. I had written down Applegate and Richie Oh yeah I love Christina Richie
Starting point is 01:01:46 New mom Yeah Okay Two to Brie You can win the game here If you take this point Come on Okay here we go
Starting point is 01:01:51 Okay Give me a famous It's all drag race themed Give me a famous You can't say Matthews Ross Matthews All I can think of
Starting point is 01:02:00 Is our boss Ross Flayhart It can be their last name As well Oh Betsy Betsy. Betsy Ross. Married to George Washington and made the first American flag. Oh, I'm terrible at this.
Starting point is 01:02:12 I was thinking more Diana Ross. Oh, okay. Alright. This is the first one that came to my mind. I think I went to high school with her. What was it like living back in the colonial times? It was very dark.
Starting point is 01:02:25 It was. Candles, you know. Hey, she's still got the point. It's tie break. Keita, you're out. Oh, come on. You can't do anything. Why are there no famous Rosses?
Starting point is 01:02:35 Come on, Ross. What about Diana Ross? We were all thinking about the first name. Yeah, yeah, totally. Okay, here's the tie break. It's between Brie and Michelle Visage. I feel like everything in my life has come down to this. You're going to win.
Starting point is 01:02:46 It's all drag race themed. You can't say, needles, give me a famous Sharon. Straight Licky. Oh, no. That's not a real person. Sharon Tate. Supermodel. You're not going to get that reference either.
Starting point is 01:03:00 We got it. We got it. Anastasia, you know who Sharon Tate is? Sharon Stone. There's a movie about her. Of course. Sharon Osbourne. We got it. Anastasia, you know who Sharon's haters? Sharon Stone. There's a movie about her. Of course. Sharon Osbourne. Sharon Osbourne.
Starting point is 01:03:10 You won the game. Congratulations. Yeah. My bad. Very well done. Very well done. What did we win? KFC for who?
Starting point is 01:03:18 Me. Vakita. No. Bailey. Bailey. Hello. Congratulations. We won, Bailey.
Starting point is 01:03:24 Thank you. I'm so proud of you. Oh, my God. What are We won, Bailey. Thank you. I'm so proud of you. Oh, my God. What are you going to get? Are you going to get potato wedges? Oh, I don't know. I'll take you out for dinner one night. Oh, I'd love to, doll.
Starting point is 01:03:32 That's cute. They don't have potato wedges here. What? Yeah, right. We've got potato and gravy. Yeah, potato and gravy sounds good. I wish they did have potato wedges. We'll put in a call.
Starting point is 01:03:42 Bree and Clint. We're just saying goodbye to Ketamine. We just finally got rid Of Ketamine Ah we love her I love her so much She's just such a sweet human She really is
Starting point is 01:03:52 If you're just joining us On your drive home Michelle Visage From RuPaul's Drag Race Is in the studio with us C'est moi Second time around It's our second date
Starting point is 01:04:00 Because I love you guys I decided to come back Thank you We didn't scare you off You make my year You honestly Last year when you came To the studio Made my entire year And the fact that date. Because I love you guys. I decided to come back. Thank you. We didn't scare you off. You make my year. You honestly, last year when you came to the studio, made my
Starting point is 01:04:07 entire year and the fact that you wanted to come back, you have no idea how much this means to me. I love having you. You're so sweet. Your energy's just amazing and you know how they say don't ever meet your heroes. Not true with you. Oh, Brie. The opposite. I mean it. I really mean that. That is so darling.
Starting point is 01:04:24 Thank you. It's really nice having you here. We thought while you're here, we could have a game of toot or boot with you. The time has come to toot or boot. Very popular part of RuPaul's Drag Race in the reunion episode where they show previous looks from the
Starting point is 01:04:39 season and the contestants toot it or boot it. We thought we could do a slight change on that game where we're going to give you different things and you can toot it or boot it. We thought we could do a slight change on that game where we're going to give you different things and you can toot it or boot it. It's basically you into it or you're not into it personally. Toot is yay, boot is nay. Toot is yay
Starting point is 01:04:55 and boot is nay. It's our boot. I love that. I kind of love radio. Isn't it good? Yeah. I made those sound effects live. Classic. You don't want to hear his fart sound effect. Classic. Okay, Brie, kick us off. Alright, first
Starting point is 01:05:11 item in Tootleboot. Michelle Visage, bike pants as a fashion statement. Like the short bike shorts? Yeah. You know when people wear bike shorts and not Kim Kardashian wears boot. Boot it. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:26 There you go. Brie loves those. No, I tried and I knew it wasn't for me. Yeah, same. It makes my knees look absolutely horrendous. Everything that was squishy up top just traveled down to my knees. I never was knee conscious and now I am when I wear bike shorts. So no, boot. Mine was like a cupcake piping bag, you know, when you put the...
Starting point is 01:05:45 Exactly. ...crossing and just... Not good. Not good, eh? Okay, Michelle Visage. Yeah. Toot or boot the Sex and the City reboot? Unpopular opinion.
Starting point is 01:05:56 Toot. Me too. We are the same person. I actually enjoyed the ride. Loved it. I know people are haters and it's not the same, but guys, they're like 57 years old. Let these women live. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:06:09 I didn't have a problem. I actually got on board and watched the whole season as well. What did you think? I loved it. Thank you. It was a really light and easy watch, and I knew there was history there. I didn't know all of the history,
Starting point is 01:06:17 but I enjoyed the nostalgia of it. I loved it. I started watching Sex and the City from the start after watching that. You had to go in knowing it's not the same. It's not the original. You need to love it for what it is. And I agree.
Starting point is 01:06:30 Do you want another season of it? I do. Me too. Have you watched the doco? No, I saw that on there. I haven't watched it. It's good. I also recommend, do you have HBO here?
Starting point is 01:06:39 Yeah, we have me on and it shows HBO. Somebody Somewhere is a new one that's wonderful with Bridget Everett. She's an amazing talent. Somebody Somewhere. Yeah. Okay, write it down. Here's another one. Toodle Boots.
Starting point is 01:06:50 Oh, yeah. All right, Toodle Boots. Michelle, a side part. Like what I've got. Good answer. I love a side part. Most people like suit a side part versus what's your option? The middle part.
Starting point is 01:07:05 Exactly. Bree's self-conscious because she's read all these things where it said that Gen Z are cancelling the side part. And she's built her whole brand on a side part. Do you ever see? Hello? Everything I do is a side part. True.
Starting point is 01:07:18 I should have known better. We are the same person. Except I do mine the opposite to yours. Yeah, because then we can match. We can be bookends. Then you can stand side by side like Charlie's angels. Exactly. You're in the middle with your little nipples. Me? Am I Charlie? No, no.
Starting point is 01:07:31 Charlie's not in the middle. There's three angels you see. I'm an angel with little nipples. Correct. Perfect. Okay. Michelle Visage. Toot or boot TikTok dancers? Oh, they're cute. I don't do them, but they're cute. Would you ever do one? If publicity came to you and said,
Starting point is 01:07:50 hey, we want to do some promo for the new season of Drag Race. Absolutely not. Okay. So is it toot or is it boot? It's cute. How am I going to yuck somebody's yum? So I'm going to say toot. Good reference there.
Starting point is 01:07:59 I like that. All right, toot or boot? Going to the gym. Oh, toot. Toot, toot. I go to the gym three days a week with a trainer and then I do the stupid yoga things on YouTube and the stupid Tracy Anderson things and I just found Les Mills.
Starting point is 01:08:15 Oh, how good is Les Mills? Body pump. Oh, is it Les? Yeah, Les. Les Mills. Sexy gym, isn't it? We don't have that at home. It's toot for the gym for Michelle.
Starting point is 01:08:23 Maybe you're not the same person there. We were so close. I go through stages. I go through stages. Obviously, I'm in a no gym stage at the moment. All right. Toot or boot? It's the thing to do at the moment.
Starting point is 01:08:35 Toot or boot dating Pete Davidson? Boot. No, thank you. So what's going on with him and Kim Kardashian? I find him very enchanting. I find him very charismatic. But he's a serial dater, so I would say boot. You've got to know what you're getting into.
Starting point is 01:08:52 That's good advice coming from the Michelle Desage. Last one. Last one. Toot or boot foreplay? Overrated. Are you going to put full play? I've been married for 25 years. It's like, turn over and get busy.
Starting point is 01:09:15 That is just my thought. When I was dating, I'm all about it. Married for nearly 25 years, overrated. Ain't nobody got time for that. You know what isn't overrated? What? Sleep. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 01:09:29 Zed in. Bree and Clint. Co-hosted by Michelle Visage from RuPaul's Drag Race this afternoon. How you doing? You good? Yeah. You having fun? Yeah, are you?
Starting point is 01:09:37 We're having a lot of fun. Can I ask a question? I'm always so interested because you did radio for so long back in the States. You're like a pro at this do you think it's very similar like new zealand radio to american radio well we're all the same company i worked for this company for a very long time the company that you're part of um so they run it the same way around the world that is their format that's the way they do it the same computers the same systems so it is pretty much the same. You know, how creative can you get
Starting point is 01:10:06 when you're playing so many songs per hour? Now that's true. Do you hear that bosses? So you can't really do much that's out of the, you know. Format. Ramification. That's not the right word. You know, okay, we'll go with format.
Starting point is 01:10:18 Format. That's the worst not coming to me. Yeah. This is your second ever trip to New Zealand? My second ever, yeah. Second ever. Do you like it here? Do you love New Zealand? My second ever, yeah. Second ever. Do you like it here? Do you love New Zealand?
Starting point is 01:10:25 I love it. I thought we could play to you what is the biggest news story in the country at the moment. It's around the Winter Olympics. We've just won our first ever gold medal in the Winter Olympics. That's big news. So, I mean, who makes a buggy buggy in New Zealand? Oh, yeah. Which sport?
Starting point is 01:10:43 I mean, which snowboarding? Snowboarding. Wonderful. And it was a..., which snowboarding? Snowboarding. Wonderful. And it was a... Woman or a man? Woman. You need to go on. Her name is Zoe Sadowski-Sinner, and she is incredible.
Starting point is 01:10:55 She's a queen. And she absolutely smashed it. Oh, congrats, Zoe. She did back-to-back 1080s on the weekend. She was the favourite. She won gold at the X Games before the Olympics, so we were expecting big things. But still, huge. That is huge.
Starting point is 01:11:08 What I'm about to play you is the interview. Just Michelle, get yourself ready for this. That was conducted with her father immediately after she won gold. So what they'll do in New Zealand is, because you can't travel to China at the moment for the Olympics, so
Starting point is 01:11:23 what they'll do is they'll find out what pub the family are watching the Olympics at. Oh, a little alcohol involved? A little bit of alcohol. I mean, he might have had a couple. They'll go there with a satellite link, ready to go live with the family immediately afterwards. So this is live
Starting point is 01:11:39 to TV? Okay. And what you're about to hear has been censored by us. Okay. When it was live on television, obviously. It was not censored. It was not censored. Okay. There is no delay in New Zealand. This is how Zoe's father reacted to her gold medal.
Starting point is 01:11:55 Sean, tell us what that was like. She was f***ing crazy. She went off the roof. How proud are you right now? Your daughter's just become the first Kiwi to win a winter gold. Keep up. I'm pretty f***ing excited, to be honest. You've seen her.
Starting point is 01:12:10 You've seen what she's sacrificed. How much has she sacrificed? Well, the toilet blocked up this morning. Or yesterday morning. I mean, one more time for that. I mean, first of all, alcohol was involved. Second of all, his daughter was the first Kiwi to ever win Olympic gold. I don't think he cared.
Starting point is 01:12:33 No, I don't think so either. And he shouldn't. I think he's allowed to swear a couple of times on TV. And listen, we all know that word. Is it really going to hurt you? It's not anything new. We've all said it. They interviewed Zoe on the news last
Starting point is 01:12:48 night about it and she goes, yeah, Dad was a bit steamed, I think. So there you go. That is one of the biggest news stories in New Zealand. I love that. That's wonderful. And that's why you love New Zealand so much. I love New Zealanders. That's why I love New Zealanders.
Starting point is 01:13:03 He's definitely one of those. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Birthday banger. We do this at the same time every day.
Starting point is 01:13:14 We take your birthdays and we figure out what was top in the charts on your 16th. Then we have a reminisce and we'll pick our favourite one to play in full. Michelle's running the computer today, by the way. I know. She's running the birthday banger robot. Look out. This could go anywhere. She's a rusty old beast.
Starting point is 01:13:30 Just be careful. Don't talk about Michelle like that. I'm right here. Thank you very much. Let's get some people on to play. Naomi's here. Hi, Naomi. Hi, Naomi.
Starting point is 01:13:40 Kia ora. Kia ora. Kia ora. What's your birthday, Naomi? 14th of Feb, 87 Good year Let's get into this Here we go
Starting point is 01:13:50 Alright, that makes you 14th of February, 2003 Would be the year Here's your song Oh, wow I mean, mom's spaghetti. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime. Do you like it, Naomi?
Starting point is 01:14:13 Absolutely. Banger. That's a good one. It's a great one. Okay, wait there. We'll do a birthday banger for Sinead. Hi, Sinead. Hi, Sinead.
Starting point is 01:14:22 Hi, Sinead. Hi. Hi. How are you going? Oh, good, good. Yeahinead. Hi, Sinead. Hi, Sinead. Hi, Sinead. Hi. How are you going? Oh, good, good. Yeah. You felt? Good.
Starting point is 01:14:28 Hi. Very good. All right, tell Michelle your birthday and she'll pop it into the computer. All righty. So it's 26th of September, 92. My daughter's February 26th. No way.
Starting point is 01:14:41 Happy upcoming. All right, that means 16 in 2008. So here's the song. That's a good one. That is a good one. You know Sinead was getting down to that one. Shorty got low. With her apple bottom jeans.
Starting point is 01:15:07 And her boots with the fur. I think I've put my back out to that before, Sinead. Your two new ribs. Do you like it? I mean, it's all about how you feel about it. Do you like your birthday banger, Sinead? I love it. It just brings back the nightclub days.
Starting point is 01:15:22 Yes, those were the good days. Wait, you were only 16. Oh, anyway, we won't ask too many questions. Just move on. Don't ask her about it. It just brings back the nightclub days. Yes, those were the good days. Wait, you were only 16. Oh, anyway, we won't ask too many questions. Just move on. Don't ask her about it. We'll do one more for Eli. Kia ora, Eli. Hi, Eli. Um, hello. Oh, you don't sound 16, Eli.
Starting point is 01:15:38 No, I'm calling in for mum. Okay, that's so sweet. What's mum's name? Um, Michelle. What's mom's name? What a beautiful name. Okay, what's mom's birthday, Eli? Oh, 16th of June, 1974. Let me put it in the computer. That means mom was 16.
Starting point is 01:16:03 Here we go, Eli. 1990. What do we got? Oh. What are the chances? Eli, do you know who this is? No, I don't. Eli, we're going to educate you about one of the most important musical artists of all time.
Starting point is 01:16:31 She goes by one name, and her name is, are you ready, Eli? Yes. Madonna. Can you say Madonna? Madonna. Yes! Yes! Eli, you go back and tell your mum she's got a great birthday. Oh, she does indeed.
Starting point is 01:16:44 Okay. Thank you, Eli. We have to vote. Stay with great birthday banner. Oh, she does indeed. Okay. Thank you, Eli. We have to vote. Stay with us, Eli. Your mum may win this just yet. We have an Eminem song, a Flo Rida song, and a Madonna song. As a group, we need to agree on what's going to be. We all need to discuss now.
Starting point is 01:16:57 Michelle, what are you leading towards? I mean, it's the obvious what I'm leading towards, although that song did get me evicted from Strictly Come Dancing. So it does hit home in a bad way. But it launched like something very important to the queer culture. You know, so. Absolutely. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:16 So you're voting for Eminem. Michelle's. I love that Eminem song. Yeah, that movie. And but let's be honest here, kids. It's Madonna. Madonna's the winner. It's a great song. Yeah, that movie. But let's be honest here, kids. It's Madonna. Madonna's the winner. It's a Madonna winner for Birthday Banger.
Starting point is 01:17:32 Landslide Eli, your mum's won. Yes. You sweetheart. And the fun bit is this is the first time Eli's ever heard this song. Now he knows who Madonna is. Here's a winner of Birthday Banger, Brianne Clint with Michelle Visage on ZM. She's in studio with us.
Starting point is 01:17:53 She's been co-hosting for the last two hours. It's all fine. We're so happy that you came back again. It's a real privilege for us. You're an inspiration to so many people. And you're also bloody good at what you do. So it's better than having just a radio interview. You're a radio person who's also now a global superstar.
Starting point is 01:18:12 Oh, go on then. And it brings our show up a few notches, you know, for the day. That's really kind. You kids are so good at what you do. So thank you for sharing your time with me. If you could just say that again, we're just going to bank that down. They deserve a rise. Ross, are you listening out there?
Starting point is 01:18:28 No, he's gone home. Last time we were here, you were inundated with L&P and Whittaker's chocolate. Is that still the treat du jour, or has your palate changed? How could anybody turn down L&P? Honestly. I think you did a lot for that company.
Starting point is 01:18:45 Oh, you did everything for that company. It's an iconic drink, but I think you sort of really put it back on the map a little bit. I brought it home to America. Did you? Absolutely. How much did you take home? Like bottles.
Starting point is 01:18:55 So I was able to have it in my fridge for a while and it felt like I was still in New Zealand for a while. Amazing. It really is good. I love kind of like finding little local. You guys have a lot of good sweets here, which is very dangerous. What else have you enjoyed while you've been here? This time I'm not eating sugar, so I'm behaving.
Starting point is 01:19:11 So I haven't had any. But the last time I had some called a pinky, I think. Oh, yes. Pinky chocolate bar. Some of our team loves a cherry ripe. Oh, yeah. Okay. Cherry ripe's controversial.
Starting point is 01:19:23 I love cherry ripe. I've never had it. What is it? It's like... It's cherry and coconut, I think. Wrapped in chocolate. See, I would be like... I like that.
Starting point is 01:19:32 But I do have a steadfast rule. I don't love fruit in dessert unless it's just fruit by itself. Like if you give me... If I go to a wedding or a birthday party and you have a cake that's buttercream. By the way, birthday cake is my deserted island food. It's my favorite food in the world.
Starting point is 01:19:49 Really? Especially store-bought, cheap birthday cake. Write that down for next time she comes. No, it's got to be moist. It's got to have buttercream, not whipped cream. But if I cut into that cake and there's like strawberries or bananas in it. I'm so the same as you. I am out.
Starting point is 01:20:04 Fruitcake is my nightmare. Goodbye. Clint, do you like fruitcake? My favourite food. I love Christmas cake. I love a fruity pavlova. I love a pavlova. I love a pavlova.
Starting point is 01:20:15 Yeah, but you've got to have fresh fruit on top of that. But it's not a cake. Yes, that's different. It's not a cake. Okay, okay. And it's not chocolate. Chocolate changes everything. Chocolate.
Starting point is 01:20:22 God, I love you, actually. I know, that's the New Yorker. Chocolate. Hey, I'm walking here. We love you. Next time you're here, you have to come back God, I love you, actually. Chocolate. Hey, Michelle Mazzaio. Hey, I'm walking here. We love you. Next time you're here, you have to come back again, so thank you very much.
Starting point is 01:20:29 Thank you for having me. There's lots of Michelle on our podcast today. It's the best podcast we've done in a long time. No, we really appreciate you giving us your time. It's actually the biggest gift that you could give to us, and we know that you're a busy woman and you're amazing. We love you. Guys, the check is in the mail.
Starting point is 01:20:45 I get it. Bree and Clint. Okay, what is it? The longest running Australian soap opera of all time, which looks like it's about to get cancelled. Neighbours. Neighbours. Neighbours.
Starting point is 01:21:02 Did you watch it? Everybody's good. Neighbours. Yeah, absolutely I watched it. Ramsey Street. Did you watch it? Yeah, absolutely I watched it. Ramsey Street. Ramsey Street, a real street, by the way, in Melbourne. Obviously not called Ramsey Street. You can take a tour, eh?
Starting point is 01:21:16 You can take a tour. All the houses. I think one guy from the UK owns like three of them. Like a fan? Like a fan. Well, funny you mention the UK. The show filmed in Australia and screening here too is more popular in the UK
Starting point is 01:21:30 than it is in Australia. Right. And because of that, that's where the majority of their money comes from. Like that's where their funding comes from. The TV network in the UK
Starting point is 01:21:39 that screens Neighbours has gone, eh, we're kind of over it. So they're not going to take it. No! And because of that, Neighbours has gone, eh, we're kind of over it. So they're not going to take it. No! And because of that, Neighbours has got fallen on hard times and it might be about to get cancelled. Nah, I'm writing a letter to the Aussie Prime Minister
Starting point is 01:21:53 because I know he cares about this stuff. What is he going to do? Yeah, true. He doesn't do bloody anything else. He's got a bit on his plate as well anyway. Yeah, I know. But I'm actually really upset. This is like, it's like taking away so many people's normality.
Starting point is 01:22:08 Yeah. You know, it's such a big part of people's days. And even though maybe I haven't watched it in a few years. Yeah, you're part of the problem. I watch Shortland Street now. I'm in New Zealand. That's my go-to. There's only room in my world for one.
Starting point is 01:22:22 But it's an icon. It's really sad. I thought because this show has created so many global stars, we could have a quick game of stars that got their start on Neighbours or not. Okay. Ooh, I like this. I'll give you the star and you tell me whether they got famous or at least they've appeared on Neighbours.
Starting point is 01:22:41 Yep. No, they weren't on Neighbours whatsoever. Okay. First up, we'll start easy. Margot Robbie. Did she start on Neighbours or Yep. No, they weren't on Neighbours whatsoever. Okay. First up, we'll start easy. Margot Robbie. Did she start on Neighbours or not? Yeah, she did. Margot Robbie.
Starting point is 01:22:50 Did Gers start on Neighbours? I think she might have even done a stint on Home and Away too. Did she? I think so. She's got the lock. She did both. Okay. What about Kylie Minogue?
Starting point is 01:22:58 Absolutely. Told you. Starting easy. She's like one of the biggest. What about Russell Crowe? Russell Crowe. I want to say that I feel like he did have a very short stint on Neighbours. Yes, he did.
Starting point is 01:23:14 Yeah, I thought he did. When he was very young. What about Chris Hemsworth? Nah, he's home and away. Yeah, that's correct. Yeah, same with his brother. Liam Hemsworth? I think so.
Starting point is 01:23:23 Are you sure? No, he was on Neighbours. He was on Neighbours, but you said Home and Away, so no point. Okay, what about Tim O'Matic? Tim O'Matic? No. That's correct. Okay.
Starting point is 01:23:40 Tim O'Matic is yet to appear on Neighbours. He was on X Factor. Yeah, he was on X Factor. That's a different game, though. What about Holly Valance? That was my era of Neighbours. Kiss Kiss. Did you guys get that song over here? Yes, I got Kiss Kiss.
Starting point is 01:23:52 Do you have a snippet of it? I can find a little bit of Holly Valance. Find a little bit of a snippet of Holly Valance, Kiss Kiss. I remember that was like peak Neighbours and I was watching a lot of Neighbours. Iconic. Big Kylie Minogue rip-off. Massive. Huge Kylie Minogue rip-off.
Starting point is 01:24:10 So much so that she was also on Neighbours just like Kylie Minogue. She thought, it works for Kylie, I'm going to follow in her footsteps. Okay, all these famous Aussies who have been on Neighbours. What about Harry Jowsey? Oh God, what? The guy from Too Hot to Handle. And Heartbreak Island. Heartbreak Island, yeah
Starting point is 01:24:25 Nah You don't think he was on Neighbours? Nah He's been on everything else I know Has he not been on Neighbours? And everyone else And he's been on everyone else
Starting point is 01:24:32 Nah, he hasn't Correct, he hasn't I can't imagine him being a good actor Delta Goodrum Is Delta Goodrum from Neighbours? Yeah, absolutely she was on Neighbours That was my era too Chappelle Corby
Starting point is 01:24:44 I'm just naming famous Australians at this stage Chappelle Corby, has she been on Neighbours? Yeah, absolutely. She was on Neighbours. That was my era too. Chappelle Corby. I'm just naming famous Australians at this stage. Chappelle Corby. Has she been on Neighbours? It would have been a great storyline on Neighbours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wouldn't it? Nah, she wasn't.
Starting point is 01:24:54 Yeah, correct. That's correct. What about Mercedes Corby? I know she was on FHM magazine. She was, yeah. Or Ralph magazine. Or Ralph magazine. Or both, I think. Nah, she wasn't. Performance Car magazine.
Starting point is 01:25:06 Correct. She's never been on Neighbours. And the last one, has this person been on Neighbours? Are they famous for being on Neighbours? Irene from Home and Away. Nah. Correct. She's Home and Away through and through. She is Home and Away. How did you know? I know. One thing I'm so devastated at
Starting point is 01:25:22 as to why Neighbours is getting cancelled, how am I going to get my start in the acting world now? You know, that is the real devastating point. Don't worry, mate. I hear Sheldon Street are looking. Oh, I can't wait. Play. ZM's Brand Clint.
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