ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree, Clint & Michelle Visage Podcast – 9th February 2021

Episode Date: February 9, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:01 Hello everybody, welcome back to the Brie and Clint podcast intros that have been missing for a week because we've been sunning it up in a hot tub. We're back baby! Yeah, and neither of us got an infection on their tour. I know! Very clean hot tub we were using this time, unlike the hot tub at the Booker Batch the one time that I stayed in that gave me a hair follicle infection called hot tub folliculitis. So what did it look like? Just a rash?
Starting point is 00:00:25 It looked like red spots all over your body. And I was like, I've got measles! But it wasn't. It was just hot tub folliculitis. Isn't that ick? I got a severe ear infection from a hot tub once. Yeah? When I got into this hot tub that was at this rooftop party.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Oh, you're talking about this, the work one? Yeah, and you know what? It was my fault because why was I getting in a hot tub at a work function? But, you know. It's never a good idea. You always think it's a good idea. You're like, I'm going to jump into my clothes. I look so cool.
Starting point is 00:00:50 Yeah, not cool. Our one was at a work do, like a work. Oh, so yours? No, not a work do. It was a work trip away. So it was a workmate's wedding and we were over there. We'd rented a house as a crew from work. Gotcha.
Starting point is 00:01:02 And then when everyone got back to work on Monday, everyone was kind of sheepishly wearing long sleeves and pants. What, they all had the rash? No one wanted to talk about it until one person came in and said, I've got a rash, guys. And everybody went, oh, thank God, I've got a rash too. I've got a rash too. Can we please compare rashes?
Starting point is 00:01:20 People get weird about rashes, don't they? Yeah. Yeah. Well, because they're contagious usually. Oh, my God. Did I ever tell you guys about I had this rash? And I'm joking. Rash chat.
Starting point is 00:01:29 It was all over my legs and all under my biceps. I just touched the microphone with my lipstick. Anyway, I had this rash for three months. It looked like ringworm. Really? It looked like ringworm. Did you get tested for ringworm? I got tested and they were like, you don't have ringworm.
Starting point is 00:01:45 And I was like, that's good. I don't have any pets. And then anyway, turns out, so I had been on a diet. And the only thing, like I was literally drinking these like protein shakes. Yeah. And that was like one of the only things I was like eating, which I mean, stupid. Diets are dumb. Don't do diets anymore.
Starting point is 00:02:04 Anyway, turns out I'm addicted to whey, which is the part in milk. You'd become addicted or you were addicted? I mean, sorry, I'm allergic to whey. Oh, allergic. Which I was literally drinking protein shakes, which were made of whey powder. No way. And that's what the rash was from.
Starting point is 00:02:21 That's what the doctor said. No way. No way. No, seriously. You know what? I think you made that exact same joke the last time I told this story. I've never heard that story before. I'm not kidding.
Starting point is 00:02:30 I've never heard that story before. Is that right, Ben? Can you remember him making the exact same joke? It's a fucking good joke. It's a fucking good joke. I'm pretty sure. It's all about timing. Is it good enough to make twice?
Starting point is 00:02:41 I don't know. Was the story good enough to tell twice? Those are the questions you need to be asking yourself. You dick. Okay, today's show features Michelle Visage from RuPaul's Drag Race. There are some instances during the show where I butcher her name. Just know that that was nerves. Okay?
Starting point is 00:02:58 And you know what? I butcher some of the stuff in the show as well. You know what's really hard to say? What? Like, if I'm doing your birthday banger, it's Brie Tomasell's birthday banger. How do you do it for Michelle? Michelle Visage's birthday banger? Visage's.
Starting point is 00:03:10 That's the hard bit. Visage. That's the bit that got me anyway. Anyone that's a RuPaul's Drag Race fan that listens to this podcast and you want some behind the scenes of like, oh, what was she like? And blah, blah, blah. She was amazing. Yeah. She she was amazing yeah she was so lovely very chill super chill down to earth just relaxed yeah like genuine human being yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:03:34 which is awesome like and it's so good to like she's one of my heroes because i love that show if the lmp company are listening like you owe her a million dollars yeah honestly she has sent your brand global in the times she's addicted to lmp sugar free which is fine it's a great drink it's company are listening like you owe her a million dollars yeah honestly she has sent your brand global in the times she's addicted to lmp sugar free which is fine it's a great drink it's kiwi icon but you couldn't buy promo like this like you couldn't pay an influencer to do the amount of promo that she's done rid of all the ads on tv just put all the money into her bank account yeah exactly right she's doing it all for you oh man Anyway it's a very cool show Very different show That you probably
Starting point is 00:04:06 I've never We've never done something like this before Sorry my nose is running Well good now And not That when she was here Totally Yeah that would have been awkward
Starting point is 00:04:15 Wouldn't it Okay here's the podcast everyone Enjoy it Bye guys Hey Google What's the time It's 3pm Give or take a minute Alexa Play ZM on iHeart Radio the podcast, everyone. Enjoy it. Bye, guys. Hey, Google. What's the time? It's 3 p.m.
Starting point is 00:04:25 Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Good, everybody. Brie and Clint, good afternoon. Good afternoon.
Starting point is 00:04:43 Oh, my God. I'm so panicked. Brie's, um, Brie's, you're not panicked, you're my God, I'm so panicked. Breeze, you're not panicked, you're excited. I'm excited slash panicked. We've got an icon joining us in studio for an hour and a half long co-host today, Michelle Visage from RuPaul's Drag Race. She's going to get here at four o'clock and she's going to do the show with us for an hour and a half. We'll get a chance for you guys to get on air with her too and talk to the Michelle Visage from RuPaul's Drag Race.
Starting point is 00:05:07 What do you want to know? What do you want to ask her about? Don't get on air and ask some question and then you think, oh, I should have asked her this. Brie's been into Mecca to get the panel meeting done. She's wearing Michelle's favourite perfume. Do you reckon that's creepy? Do you reckon, is it creepy?
Starting point is 00:05:22 Do you think Michelle will notice that I'm wearing her favourite perfume? That's the big question, right? Do you bring it up or do you? Because what's more creepy? If you go, hey, I'm wearing the perfume you like. Yeah, that's creepy. I think I just let her notice. Let her sniff you.
Starting point is 00:05:36 And if she does, I'll be like, oh, do you wear this? This is what I wear. Oh, weird if you like this. This is what I like. And they'll be like, oh my God, we wear the same perfume. The perfume costs $700 a bottle. I think that's a small one too. Bree's wearing the free sample off the shelves in the store.
Starting point is 00:05:51 I just went in and sprayed myself. We've also got your chance to win some great prizes today when you hear our Kiwi-ism of the day, which we'll let you know what that is very shortly. $250 in a Best Foods Mayo prize pack up for grabs. Oh yeah. But as always, we're going to start the show today with Tradie vs. Lady. Let's get into this.
Starting point is 00:06:09 Bree and Clint's Tradie vs. Lady. All right, Tradies vs. the Ladies 0800 DIAL ZM. If you want to play, if you know your trivia, this is the game for you. 100 bucks up for grabs. Give us a call now. 100 bucks, 50 bucks. 50 bucks. Coming in hot today. Trivia, this is the game for you. $100 up for grabs. Give us a call now. $100, $50? $50. Oh, God, I'm coming in hot today.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. You do one week in a hot pool and your brain goes to mush. I married the Sky Tower, if you know what I mean. Hello. I have no idea what I mean. Hello. I have no idea what you mean. We are playing Tradie vs. Lady, though. Your chance to take out 50 bucks if you're the smartest tradie or lady today.
Starting point is 00:06:54 She's a tradie from Hamilton. Welcome to the show, PJ. Oh, yeah. Hey, PJ. Yes, mate? Oh, PJ's a man. Holy cow. Who would have thought?
Starting point is 00:07:04 All right, taking you on, our lady for the day. She's a triplet, and she's 20 from Auckland. Welcome to the show, Lizzie. G'day, Lizzie. Hiya. What are the odds of triplets? Very small. Pardon me, sorry?
Starting point is 00:07:18 Do you know what the odds are of having triplets? No, I'm not, sorry. I don't know. It's okay. That's not one of the questions. Don't worry. No, it's not. It's first to three in this game.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Whoever gets it first takes out 50 bucks cash. Your buzzer is tradie and lady. Bree's got your questions. Good luck. Here comes question number one. The Michelle Visage from RuPaul's Drag Race joins us on the show from 4pm to co-host today. True or false, she used to be a radio broadcaster
Starting point is 00:07:44 before her time on RuPaul's. Lady. Trady. PJ. Trady's in. It's true. That is true. Nice work, PJ. One to the tradies. Question number two. It's a short week this week. It's already
Starting point is 00:07:59 3pm on a Tuesday. How many work days are there this week? Lizzie. Yep, Lizzie. Lady. Lady, that's fine. We'll take it.
Starting point is 00:08:10 Oh, sweet. How many more work days? There's four. There is four work days this week. All right, one piece. Lizzie, I was going to say you're lucky to get that point. We were quite lenient on you. Now, Lizzie, we won't be so lenient now. So it's lady if you want to have a guess.
Starting point is 00:08:26 Question number three. Who sings the songs Thank You, Next, Boyfriend and Break Free? Lady. Yes, Lizzie. Ariana Grande. That's correct. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four.
Starting point is 00:08:41 Which town in New Zealand was voted the most welcoming? Give your multi-choice. Oamaru, Timaru or Timbuktu? Trady. Yes, PJ. I'm going to take a guess. Timaru? That's not right.
Starting point is 00:09:01 Lizzie, you want to go? The third one? No. Timbuktu. Timbuktu is not a city in New Zealand. Okay, we'll move on. All right, question number five. How do you say the phrase spelt L-E-S-H-G-O?
Starting point is 00:09:23 Lady. Yes, Lizzie. Ready. Lizzie, you going to give it a go? Yep. Lesh goal. Hey! Is that the game?
Starting point is 00:09:31 That's the game. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. I also love PJ's commitment to the Lesh goal because he just did it. He just went for it anyway. I'm just going to go for it here. PJ, well done, mate.
Starting point is 00:09:44 Nice work, PJ. Lizzie, congrats. You win the game. All good, mate. All good. A ropey old game of tradie versus lady to start the week. I'll talk about the story that's coming out of Hawke's Bay today. And it's about this really, well, they are saying it's a really rare Holden.
Starting point is 00:10:04 Car. Yeah, Holden car, which we all heard about that story. When was it? Like two or three weeks ago where an Aussie guy in Australia sold the last ever Holden made in Australia. Yeah, the last one that will ever be made. Yeah, so it was the last one that will ever be made in Australia. He bought it a couple of years ago and he sold it for $750,000.
Starting point is 00:10:26 Very, very expensive. Three quarters of a million dollars for a Commodore. There'd be police officers driving around in their cars right now going, I wonder if mine's worth anything. But it's special. I do think it will be worth something one day.
Starting point is 00:10:43 It is a piece of history. It is. You can't deny it. But that's day. It is a piece of history. It is. You can't deny it. But that's like saying everything is a piece of history. Like, would you be excited to have the last ever Nissan Maxima made? Not the same. Not the same. Well, it depends what you're into.
Starting point is 00:10:58 You know, if you're a Nissan Maxima aficionado. Holden Commodores are an icon, and it's because it was Australian slash Kiwi like made. There's nothing else like it. People are cashing in on it now though. Everyone with a Commodore is now looking to cash in. And that's exactly what this story's about. So it's a guy up in Hawke's Bay who's put his 2017 Holden HSV GST,
Starting point is 00:11:19 GTS, sorry, GST, GTS. So it's the real like soup, souped-up race car pretty much version. The GTS version, quite rare. And he's put it up on Trade Me for an asking price of $550,000. Tell him he's dreaming. Call him now and tell him he's dreaming. Okay, let's call him up. We've got the number here.
Starting point is 00:11:43 No, no, no. I'm quite scared of holding drivers. I've seen this one. It's not even like it's still got the plastic on it or anything. He's been driving it. It's got like 4,000 Ks on it. I mean, it's got nearly 5,000 Ks on it. It's in pretty good nick though.
Starting point is 00:11:56 I mean, 5,000 Ks isn't that much. Good on him for giving it a go. Yeah. But tell him he's dreaming. I do think he's asking a little bit much. He bought it for 190190,000. Yeah. These cars are worth quite a lot just because of the engine and stuff that's in them.
Starting point is 00:12:10 But imagine spending half a million dollars on a Holden Commodore. I mean, you couldn't exactly take that Holden Commodore down the pub and be relatable to your mates, would you? Well, you could. They'd love it. But you wouldn't want to drive it. You wouldn't want to put any more Ks on it after you spend half a million dollars on it. You'd be terrified. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:28 It's crazy. Put it this way, it's not going on my watch list. Not going on yours? No. Well, you know what would go on yours? This is what I wanted to do this afternoon because that's, I think, that'd be the most expensive Holden in the country. Sure.
Starting point is 00:12:41 I wanted to ask people this afternoon, and here's your chance, are you selling not the most expensive car, like this one, like the Holden, are you selling what you think is the cheapest car in New Zealand right now? Oh, this is better. This is more relatable. What are you selling on Trade Me? How cheap is the car that you're trying to get rid of?
Starting point is 00:13:01 Sell it to us. Come on. Yeah, sell it to us. Call us. You can promote your sale, but it must be cheap. It needs to be super cheap. Yeah. Like how cheap is it?
Starting point is 00:13:10 We're looking for the cheapest car for sale in New Zealand this afternoon. Oh, $800 at M. You can text your listing in to us on 9696 as well if you just want to give us the details. That's correct, you can. And we'll sell some cars on the radio next. Give us the features. Like's correct, you can. And we'll sell some cars on the radio next. Give us the features. Like, does it have wheels?
Starting point is 00:13:28 Yeah. Do all the windows work? We're selling cars. That's what we do now on the Brian Clint Show. Sell cars. I'm trying to see if there's any cheap cars going online. Yeah, right. Have you been to driven.co.nz?
Starting point is 00:13:49 I'm going to Driven, seeing if they've got anything. What do you consider a cheap car? Anything under two and a half grand. Yeah, okay. I'd agree with that. There's a guy in the Hawke's Bay who's trying to sell a Commodore for $550,000. Not a cheap car. We're going the other way this afternoon and asking, what have you got? What have you got in theodore for $550,000. Not a cheap car.
Starting point is 00:14:07 We're going the other way this afternoon and asking, what have you got? What have you got in the other price bracket? Hi, Josh. G'day, Josh. Hello, mate. Pitch us up. What's the vehicle that you're selling? Your cheap car.
Starting point is 00:14:16 Cheap car. Holden Cruze. Yeah. All right, Holden Cruze. What year model are we talking, Josh? 2009 Cox. Yeah. And how much do you want for it? $3,000 or $2,500.
Starting point is 00:14:30 Oh, that is cheap. That's not too bad. That's a terrible car, but I mean, that's a good price. How many Ks are we talking, Josh? I bought my wife one of those Holden Cruisers, and on the third time it broke down, she rang me and she said get rid of this car. That might be the car Josh is trying to sell.
Starting point is 00:14:46 You sold it to him. Right. Josh, how many Ks are on the clock? 150 Ks. 150. Are you calling us from the side of the motorway broken down right now? Absolutely. Should we send help?
Starting point is 00:15:01 We'll send the AA. Send the Black Thunders. Hey, Cameron. G'day, Cameron. Hello. Hello. Pitch us your cheap car. What sort of vehicle is it, first of all?
Starting point is 00:15:10 Sell the dream. It is a Honda Odyssey 2000, and it comes with a bed with an awesome mattress inside, and it also comes with an inflatable kayak and a set of brand new snow chains. Damn. What a deal. Sign me up. An inflatable kayak. How many of brand new snow chains. Damn. What a deal. Sign me up. An inflatable kayak. How many Ks on the clock?
Starting point is 00:15:30 It's currently got 260, but it recently had a brand new transition putter. Yeah, nice. Drive smooth as silk. You know what they say about Odysseys? Drive smooth as anything. That's exactly what they say. It does seem a little bit like you're chucking in extras to try and bolster the
Starting point is 00:15:49 deal up a bit. And it shoots fireworks out of the boot. Yeah, and I'll do a lap dance for you. How much do you want for the Honda Odyssey? Currently it's at $39,000. Nah, too much. You're going to have to come down, sorry. How much will we give him? Well, I'm not giving him anything.
Starting point is 00:16:06 To be in the cheap car segment, you've got to be under two and a half. Will you take two and a half, Cameron? I could, yeah. Oh, okay. Okay, if anyone out there is listening and they need a new kayak and they can get rid of a Honda Odyssey. Cameron, you should sell the kayak and chuck the Odyssey in for free. Oh, yep, okay.
Starting point is 00:16:24 See, now that's going to get some attention online. Damn, a 1989 Toyota Corolla for $400. Now we're talking. Where's that? I want to buy that. Those cars go forever. That was the car my dad bought us as a bush-bashing car on the property. But he paid $400 as well.
Starting point is 00:16:40 I don't think he paid even that. Alright. It's the first and last ever edition of Bree and Clint's car sales segment. Oh, it might be back. I don't think so. Yeah, probably not. Bree and Clint. So let's get the latest with Dean McCarthy. From iHeartRadio, this is
Starting point is 00:16:59 the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's on the line. The Super Bowl was yesterday. It's the biggest sporting event in the world, and Dean's got details on how much Tom Brady and his supermodel wife, Giselle Bunchen, are actually worth. Hey, Dean. Hi, Dean.
Starting point is 00:17:14 Hey, guys. Look, they are pretty people with pretty big money problems because, let me tell you this, at $800 million, that is their combined net worth. Now, you may be thinking, I would have, look, I first thought, Tom Brady, he's won the Super Bowl seven times. You know how athletes in America get paid just stupid
Starting point is 00:17:33 amounts of money? I thought he'd be the biggest earner of the two. Not the case. Giselle is worth $520 million. Whoa! That's so cool. He's $200 and something. Okay! That's so cool. He's 200 and something.
Starting point is 00:17:46 Yeah. Isn't that wild? Okay, so 2016, she was the highest paid model in the world, and she owns clothing brands and makeup deals and everything, but it's just been, she's had such an international career. She's huge in South America, and she's huge in Europe, so she's a really international recognized model, whereas some of these other ones are just kind of big in Paris or whatever. But there you go, $520 million and looking like that.
Starting point is 00:18:10 Can you imagine? And she never had to get tackled once. How good. Yeah, didn't have to get tackled. Didn't have to get helmet hair. Dean, do you remember when Giselle appeared on Devil Wears Prada, that movie? Do you remember her role on that? I know, yep.
Starting point is 00:18:24 Heaven. Of course I remember. That was her, of movie. Do you remember her role on that? I know. Yep. Heaven. Of course I remember. That was her, of course. How could you forget? She was the highlight. I know every word of that movie. Speaking of Heaven, we've got Michelle Visage joining us in studio in 15 minutes.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Dean, any messages you want to give to the icon? What should we say to Michelle Visage from Dean McCarthy? I want to know who was her favourite queen ever and why? Great question. She gets asked that a lot. 120 queens. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:49 And which ones she didn't like? Serving the tea. I don't know how much tea she'll serve on this show but we'll find out. That's Dean McCarthy
Starting point is 00:18:57 our Hollywood correspondent live out of Los Angeles. Bree and Clint. I woke up to some really exciting news on social media this morning that ZM Secret Sound
Starting point is 00:19:06 is back ZM Secret Sound This year 50k thanks to Disney Plus I was like yeah let's get into this I can't wait to rip into it this afternoon
Starting point is 00:19:18 turns out it starts Monday next week I thought we were doing it today I got so ready to go I would have been on board for that. Last year was huge because our
Starting point is 00:19:28 show actually got to give away the Secret Sound last year. That's right. We gave away $100,000. Yeah, we gave someone $100,000 and long time listeners of our show will remember how excited we got about that $100,000 as well. Oh, not this again.
Starting point is 00:19:43 In particular, how excited one person got about giving away that $100,000. This is a moment to be proud of. You changed someone's life. I wonder what this is going to be. You changed someone's life when you gave them... I have no clue what's coming next. $100,000 and you were understandably excited. Oh, my God! understandably excited. For that reason,
Starting point is 00:20:08 I hope it gets given away on our show again. I hope we get to give it again. I never give away any money again. It sounds like you've been shot. The bang you're hearing is a party fun, right?
Starting point is 00:20:22 It's out of context. It sounds fine in context. I'll put it in context. Are you ready? Yeah. Congratulations. You've just won $100,000 with ZM Secret Sounds. Oh, my God!
Starting point is 00:20:34 I mean, it sounds better. Starts Monday. If you want to play, we're giving away $50,000 thanks to Disney+. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint. Co-hosted by... Michelle Visage. Michelle Vis by... Michelle Visage. Michelle Visage.
Starting point is 00:20:46 Michelle Visage. Michelle Visage. That's funny. She's a winner, baby. A winner. Welcome to the show. Our special guest this afternoon. Co-hosting right up until 5.30.
Starting point is 00:20:58 Have they told you you're here until 5.30? Oh, that works for me. Don't worry, baby. That's okay? We're locking you in. Yay! She's booking her Uber for 5.31 as we speak. Thank you for joining us this afternoon.
Starting point is 00:21:09 It's great to have you in studio. Thank you for having me, darling. Happy to be here. It's so weird. I literally watch you on TV every night before I go to bed. And here you are. I always have these moments like when people I idolize so much sit in front of me. I feel like I'm dreaming
Starting point is 00:21:25 I'm having one of those moments does that happen often no every day with me yeah every day she looked for me she looks this sparkly every day she looks great her lips are this red I dress like this all the time good girl you should no it's amazing and we're honestly so excited to have you here today oh thank you I'm so happy to be here. This is my roots. Radio is my roots. Yes, absolutely. We're going to hear about that today.
Starting point is 00:21:50 We've got lots of fun planned for you. What? Some games? We won't give it away all the way yet. Games. But there's some games to play. Okay. Plus, we want to get some fans on this afternoon.
Starting point is 00:21:59 So if there's anything you've ever wanted to know from Michelle Visage, our text machine is open, 9696. You can text her whatever you want in, and we're going to get to know you a little bit better next, okay? Okay, ready. Don't go anywhere. Michelle Visage is co-hosting till 5.30 this afternoon, and it's live.
Starting point is 00:22:15 Promise it's live. Someone will say a swear word just to prove that it's live. I won't do it. Bree and Clint. Our special guest, Michelle Visage, is in the studio with us this afternoon. Hiya. I can't believe people don't realise this about you, Michelle, but you've done radio for a long time.
Starting point is 00:22:41 It was my main career for 17 years, yeah, in New York, in LA, in Miami. And correct me if I'm wrong, Michelle, did you once have a radio survey book that beat the Howard Stern show? We did. My first one, RuPaul and I in New York City was our first, you know, these kids, these Bree and Clint here who are doing your show, get rated and their ratings are very much fodder
Starting point is 00:23:01 for the bosses to call you in their office and tell you how bad your numbers were. So when they're good, well, you celebrate. You milk it. You milk it. Absolutely. So yeah, our first book, we beat Howard Stern and I realised I was getting paid way too little after that book.
Starting point is 00:23:15 Yeah, because that is a big deal. He's like, people call him the biggest radio person to ever grace the airwaves pretty much. Without a doubt. Yeah. He's never been bigger. And you guys beat him. Beat him.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Isn't that crazy to me? That's wild. Welcome back to your roots. It's great to have you on the radio this afternoon. To bring you back down. We don't have Howard Stern ratings, but you know. To bring you back down to reality here on the ZM Show. I love it.
Starting point is 00:23:39 We're learning so much about you just chatting with you between songs and stuff as well. I just found out you went all the way out to Papa Toy Toy to get your nails done while you were here. Yeah, my girl. I would have thought that someone on RuPaul's Drag Race would have someone to do that. Like you'd call them in and they would bring the person to you. But no, you're jumping in the Uber and heading to South Auckland. Well, yeah. Listen, I love nothing more
Starting point is 00:23:58 than when I travel to use local talent. My makeup artist is, you know, I found one here. Her name's Layla. She's amazing. My nail girl, her name is philly she's in papatoy um i love supporting local artists and these kids that normally wouldn't get a chance to do something like that i think you could really tell that from not only your instagram but just yeah how you are like i think you you really think about those things which i think not many people who are that high up like you are do that. So that's cool. That's so sweet.
Starting point is 00:24:26 I think that's really cool. Thank you. We're all just human. We're all just trying to get by in this world. So if I can help get attention for these kids that are so talented, why wouldn't I? I can do a ripping fake tan if you ever. Listen.
Starting point is 00:24:38 I've got my glove. Only one? And I can do a back crack and sack wax. Okay. Hey, you've got the whole machine right here. Not suggesting you need your back or your crack or your sack done. Sure, I'll take it all. He's done mine before.
Starting point is 00:24:51 Has he? It hurt quite a lot. A lot of ingrowns. Speaking of grooming, Brie's mother used to do that for a career. Your mum's a hairdresser. Yes, she is. And I told my mum about you coming on the show and she got so excited for me because she knows how special
Starting point is 00:25:10 your guys' show is for me and how much I've been talking about it my whole life. And anyway, she goes to me, she's like, your whole life? Yeah, pretty much. How old are you? I'm 11. Okay, so that's odd. The show's been on for 13 seasons. Nice save. Nice save. Nice save.
Starting point is 00:25:25 I don't think she noticed. No. Anyway, she said to me, she's like, oh, I watched an episode. She's like, I'm so excited for you. Michelle Visage is coming in. Is Rupert coming in? Rupert. I love Rupert.
Starting point is 00:25:38 It's RuPaul. Anyway, she would love to talk to you. I'll talk to mum. And I feel like we've created a bit of a game where you're going to test my mum. Next. On what? What knowledge?
Starting point is 00:25:50 On her Rupert's Drag Race knowledge. Oh, Rupert. Exactly. How well does she know Rupert's Drag Race? Do you have questions for me to ask? Yeah. We do. What's the intro?
Starting point is 00:25:58 Oh, you'll see. It's coming up. She'll be with us just after this. Bree and Clint with Michelle Visage. ZM. Bree and Clint. ZM. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. That's Miley Cyrus and Dua Lipa.
Starting point is 00:26:10 It's Prisoner. Michelle Visage is in studio with us. I can't believe this is a big dream of mine that's about to happen where Michelle Visage talks to my mother. We're going to call Mama Di, who's a pop culture expert. She's on top of expert. Is she? Oh, she's on the pulse. All right.
Starting point is 00:26:27 Yeah, she's on to most things, most references. And we've got a bit of a test for her this afternoon, right? We do. We'll put the call through now. Here we go. Hopefully she answers. Connecting you to country Queensland. Have you been?
Starting point is 00:26:39 Yes, I have. Have you? Yeah. Here we go. Okay, we're going through to the Apple phone. I've been to the country. I've been to Brisbane. Isn't that count?
Starting point is 00:26:47 Same thing. Hello? Hi, Mum. Hi, Brianna. How are you going, beautiful girl? Very good. How are you going, Clint? Hi, Mama Di.
Starting point is 00:26:56 There's someone else you're missing, Mum. Hi, good boy. Are you missing someone? Not Michelle. Mama Di! Oh, hi. How are you, mate? Oh, Oh, hi. How are you, mate? Oh, I'm wonderful.
Starting point is 00:27:07 How are you? Oh, look, I've just got chills all up and down me. Oh, bless you. It's just wonderful to speak to you. I told you to get that, you know, that PMS thing sorted out, Mum. She's going into menopause. Yeah, me too, babe. Join the club.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Now, Mum, it's so good to have you on the show and Michelle here as well. And we thought we could play a bit of a game because you know how we like to test you on your pop culture references, Mum? Oh, no. Okay. And look, there's nothing more pop culture than RuPaul's Drag Race. Yes. It is pop culture. So are you ready to play Mama Di versus Michelle?
Starting point is 00:27:51 Oh, my goodness. Yes, let's go for it, Michelle. Yes, let's do it. I have to own it. Okay, some phrases from the show. Michelle's going to hit you with them, and you're going to decode them for us. You're going to tell us what they mean. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:02 Are you ready, Mama Di? Oh, yes, I'm ready. Okay, here we go with question number one. Saying number one, it was said by Jasmine Masters. The quote is no tea, no shade, no pink lemonade. No tea, no shade, no pink lemonade.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Translate that for us, Mama Di. Well, I interpret that as boring. Don't be boring.. Don't be boring? Don't be boring? Yes, it's got no life about it. Like, the costume is boring. It's, yeah, that's the interpretation I get from that.
Starting point is 00:28:38 Michelle? Well, Mama Di, I love that guess, but that one was wrong. Oh, goodness. Sorry, Michelle. That's okay. You're none from one. Let's give you another one. Oh, do we want to translate it first? Yeah, don't we want to tell them what it means?
Starting point is 00:28:51 I think we want to, yeah. So when you say to somebody, Mama Di, no tea, no shade, no pink lemonade, you're about to lay the truth down on somebody. Oh, okay. It's a bit of like, it could be offensive. You could be gossiping a little bit on somebody. Oh, okay. It's a bit of like, it could be offensive. You could be gossiping a little bit about somebody. You're about to drop something. But you're about to drop some knowledge.
Starting point is 00:29:12 Oh, yeah. Okay. I'm going to use that phrase from now on. You've got afternoon tea this afternoon, so just drop it at the afternoon tea you're going to. There you go. I'm going to. Say to the ladies, no tea, no shade, no pink lemonade, but.
Starting point is 00:29:24 But. Bree. And then carry on. Say to the ladies no tea, no shade, no pink lemonade. But. Breathe. And then carry on. And then just say something horrible. Let's go with another. Here you go. Here's another chance for you to get one right, Mama Di. Okay, number two. Bob the Drag Queen said this saying and it is walk into the room purse first. Purse first.
Starting point is 00:29:40 Purse first. Walk to the room purse first. What does it mean to walk into the room purse first? Well, it mean to enter the room purse first? Well, I get the... Gee, I'm going to be wrong again. I just know it. Strut your stuff. Strut your stuff.
Starting point is 00:29:54 I'm going to give her a win on that. You're going to give her that? I'm going to give her a W. I thought the purse was something a bit more descriptive. I thought they were... Well, the meat purse. Okay, gross, the both of you. No, we're wrong.
Starting point is 00:30:07 Mama Di is right. That's fine. Mama Di is right. Wait, we'll stay out of it. Okay. Yeah, it's like, you know, you're showing where you're going. You walk into the room purse first. I think she nailed it.
Starting point is 00:30:15 Okay. She's right. One from two. Let's go for number three, Mama Di. Good luck. Number three. This is a quote from Rupert himself. From Rupert's drag race.
Starting point is 00:30:24 RuPaul. We're all born's drag race. RuPaul. We're all born naked and the rest is drag. You know, you're born naked and the rest is drag. Well, I think it's just the coating that you put on, which they're absolutely fantastic at doing.
Starting point is 00:30:41 So it's the clothing and the makeup and all the rest of it. Always that in your soul. I'm going to give her that. I think she's got it. I'm going to give her the W. She's got it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:52 You know, all of everything we do is drag. Your daughter's in drag today. She put her sparkles on to cheer herself up. She put her red lip on. Clint as well. Clint.
Starting point is 00:31:01 And you've got to do what makes you happy or what you have to do. Doctors put their scrubs on. Nurses put their hats on. McDonald's people put their uniform on. That's all drag. It's how you work it. So you are right, Mama Di. That's a big W on that one, Mom.
Starting point is 00:31:17 I've never wished I wore sparkles more in my life than today. I'm wearing a sweatshirt too. You can nail this, Mama Di. Here we go. Okay, you can nail this when we die. Here we go, number four. Question number four. This was from our recent series. Joey J said this.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Perform the house down, boots back, bare back. I can perform the house down, boots back, bare back. Boots back, bare back. Boots back, bare back. What does it mean? Well, I reckon he's going for it. And, I mean, the dance moves are right into it. And he's giving 110%.
Starting point is 00:31:51 And the boots are going back. Mama Di, I'm going to give you a win on that one. The W. I'm not a big advocate of the bareback. I'm just going to put that out there. But everything else, I'm an advocate of. Yeah, we're about ending HIV out here. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:32:12 Wrap it up. Wrap it up. And we'll wrap this up right here. Mama Di, thanks for always. You are amazing, darling. You're so good. Well done, you. Hey, guys.
Starting point is 00:32:21 I just have to say, Michelle, your show that you're on, it's just amazing to watch the positivity and the love that's been put out there with it. And the talent is just incredible of what they create and the dance moves, the music, everything. It's just wonderful. Oh, thank you, my darling. She'll say hello to Rupert for you, okay? I will do. Oh, just get him whatever makeup he's wearing, I'll have double.
Starting point is 00:32:51 Me too. Me too, darling. Me too. Thanks, brother. I love you. Love you, Mum. Oh, love you guys. Love you, Michelle.
Starting point is 00:32:59 Bye, honey. Love you, Mum. That's Brando on Look Into My Eyes. Our co-host today is Michelle Visage. Me. You. That Brie and Clint. That's Brando on Look Into My Eyes. Our co-host today is Michelle Visage. Me. You. It's her over there. That's me.
Starting point is 00:33:10 RuPaul's Drag Race. You sick of radio yet? Have you had enough? No, I love it. Yeah? I love it. We're getting non-stop messages at the moment from fans, RuPaul's Drag Race fans, Michelle Visage fans.
Starting point is 00:33:20 We've had a few come up to the window as well. Oh, there's people. I now know what it feels like to be uber famous because I'm just around Michelle. Uber famous? Uber famous. I don't think I'm uber famous. I think you're uber famous. No, don't worry. You're on one of the biggest TV shows in the whole world. I'm on the biggest billboard
Starting point is 00:33:36 in a lobby. Does that make me uber famous? Did you say that? Did you like that? Yeah, I love it. Do you feel special? Yeah, I don't look anything like that at the moment. Yes, you do. I think you look the same. That's like definitely you. You've got that like, when did this start?
Starting point is 00:33:51 The big grey streak at the front. Well, my whole head is that colour. Right. But I'm just not ready to commit to being fully grey because for women, we age. For men, they become distinguished. It's such BS, isn't it? I know.
Starting point is 00:34:02 So it started in the original quarantine a year ago and i was talking about it on my insta story and everybody's like oh you need to let that grow out so i thought let me start with a chunk ride that out and see how i feel can i say thank you i really want to do it now do you i feel like i kind of we're kind of like sisters yes we are we kind of look like sisters you're my very much younger sister. Very much younger. Another marriage. I could be your mother, but yes, okay, we'll go with sister. I'm going
Starting point is 00:34:30 for it. I think I'm going to go for it. I've been encouraging Brie to grow her greys out for years. Do you have greys? Yeah, well, down. Well, if they're down, they're up. That's very true. That is very true. One of the main questions we're getting come through on the text machine at the moment is What's a text machine?
Starting point is 00:34:45 Why are you talking like it's 1924? Yeah, weird, hey. So it's SMS messaging, texting. It's still texting. Yeah, well, we've got a machine. And that's where they come into. That's a laptop. Oh, I know.
Starting point is 00:34:55 It's one of the biggest fallacies in radio. Stop ruining the illusion. There's no machine. Coming through on the text. Okay, yeah, all right. That's good. I love that Michelle Visage is giving you a read on our show. This is so good.
Starting point is 00:35:07 What's coming from the good old text machine over there? Coming through hot on the text right now. Thank you. Will Michelle Visage attend the Big Gay Out Festival? Oh, my gosh. Guys, I really want this more than anything. I just have never been to a gay event that ends at 7 p.m. In my entire life. Such a good point event that ends at 7 p.m. In my entire life.
Starting point is 00:35:27 Such a good point. It ends at 7 p.m. Literally. Yeah. So, like, I'm working. So if they could extend it to midnight, that'd be very helpful. Will you attend an after party? Maybe that.
Starting point is 00:35:39 Maybe that, yeah. There's plenty of after parties. Are there? Oh, yeah. There's a lot. K Road. There's stuff happening on K Road. We can take you somewhere there. I's a lot. K Road. There's stuff happening on K Road. We can take you somewhere there.
Starting point is 00:35:47 I love a bit of K Road. It's a bit dirty up there. Yeah, a little bit grimy. Kebab shops, bars. You don't know if you're going to get stabbed. Well, listen, I grew up in New York, so you never know what lurks around the corner. That's why I'm trying to get you to come with me so then I'm protected. There you go.
Starting point is 00:36:00 There you go, baby. I got your back. So what's the official line to these messages? Well, I don't know. It depends on what time I'm working. i'm working i'm bagging groceries at new world i'm doing things everywhere so once my five jobs are done right then i see where you're at what time it is yeah it ends hear me when i say say it again the big gay out is from noon to 7 p.m because i understand they're catering to families and such which is so beautiful but that's very early.
Starting point is 00:36:25 The council won't allow the gays in the park after 7 o'clock. I know what happens. I know what happens. I've been there. Michelle Visage is co-hosting with us right through to 5.30 this afternoon. Next we want to know how well do you know RuPaul's Drag Race fans? We're going to bring you face to face with some
Starting point is 00:36:42 of them. Can you pick them out of a line up? Absolutely. Do you know what a RuPaul's Drag Race fan looks like? Absolutely. Well we'll put that to the test after the break. Brie and Clint. To the Afterglow. Ed Sheeran Afterglow on ZM. Oh my god
Starting point is 00:36:58 it's Michelle Visage with Brie and Clint here and we are having a party that's right. I am a radio DJ kids. She's a radio DJ. She's crushed it. She's coming for all your jobs. Look out. Michelle's co-hosting with us until
Starting point is 00:37:13 5.30 this afternoon. That was everything. I mean, not really. I can do better. You can do better? I can talk up a post. Okay, we'll do that at the end of this. We should do a bit of a competition to see how well each of us can hit a post. Yeah. Okay, well, we'll do that at the end of this. Yeah, we should do a bit of a competition, like see how well each of us can hit a post. I'll be horrible and then you guys can fight it out. Hey, we've got a game we want to play with you.
Starting point is 00:37:33 Fan or forget about it. All right, Michelle, we thought, you know, obviously being on RuPaul's Drag Race, you get recognised all the time. Fans know exactly who you are. But do you know who you are, but do you know who they are? Can you tell the difference from a RuPaul fan to someone who doesn't watch your show? Usually, yeah. Well, we're about to put it to the test this afternoon. Standing behind two sheets of safety glass so they don't jump through and maul you, we have a
Starting point is 00:38:04 range of people. Hello person number one. Hello. Hi Michelle. Hi, how are you? I'm good. I feel like this is our first person, Amy. Hi Amy. Hi, this is so weird behind the glass. I feel like Amy's giving herself away. Maybe not.
Starting point is 00:38:20 Maybe not. Maybe she's double bluffing. I love you. Michelle, you get one question to decipher whether this is a real RuPaul's Drag Race fan or not. I feel like she is. She's wearing my favourite colour. I did, I wore leopard print. See you.
Starting point is 00:38:35 I mean, I don't even know that. I don't even know. She could be throwing you one. No, I don't think so. I think I could tell. You're locking in fan? I'm locking in fan. It's because I'm shaking.
Starting point is 00:38:46 You've got it. She is, in fact, a big fan. Massive fan. Amy, way to play it cool, mate. Yeah. Look, I wasn't prepared. You were prepared and I appreciate it. Okay, please rotate the gifts.
Starting point is 00:39:00 Thank you. Great to see you. Bye. I love you, Michelle. I love you too, baby. You're kicking her out, Clint. Yeah, this is like the Graham Norton show. Like, they'd be great. I have to make sure to
Starting point is 00:39:09 enunciate Clint's name. Yes, you do. It could be dangerous. Alright, can we bring in the next fan or forget about it? Kia ora. Kia ora. Hello, can you tell us your name, sir? Alan. Hi, Alan. Also known as Big Gay Gorgeous Al.
Starting point is 00:39:25 Big Gay Al. Oh, okay. If you couldn't tell by my haircut. Very gay. Okay. All right, Michelle. What's your one question
Starting point is 00:39:34 for Big Gay Gorgeous Al? Bring it, Michelle. Let's go. I'm... I don't... Do I have to ask questions? Yeah, well, you can use a question to fill them out.
Starting point is 00:39:43 Yeah, just... If you want to ask anything. You can well, you can use a question to fill them out. Yeah, and just if you want to ask anything. You can do a RuPaul's trivia or you can ask a personal question. I think Michelle's that confident she doesn't need a question.
Starting point is 00:39:52 No, his name is Big Gay Al, so I'm going to assume he knows who I am. Very much so. Okay, see? Fan. Fan, you've got it right.
Starting point is 00:40:01 Can I say one thing? You can say whatever you'd like, darling. RuPaul's has been dating as a gay man very hard because most dates I go on, they want to discuss RuPaul. Oh, no way. I watched the show, but I'm not a super fan.
Starting point is 00:40:13 That's okay. So I've got to do a lot of research. I've got credibility as a gay man. So thank you so much for making my life really hard. Alan is one of my best mates. He used to live with me. Bye, Alan. Nice to meet you.
Starting point is 00:40:24 And I forced him to watch the show, and now he loves it. That's the thing. A lot of people think, what is this? And then they sit down and they're like, oh, my God, I get it. And you don't have to be gay to watch the show, by the way. No. It just enhances it. It does.
Starting point is 00:40:36 A lot of research material. Okay. Oh, here's another guest. Hi, Michelle. How are you? I'm good. Thank you. How are you?
Starting point is 00:40:41 I'm wonderful. What's your name? Sophia. Sophia. Yeah. That's pretty. Thank you. What are you? I'm wonderful. What's your name? Sophia. Sophia. Yeah. That's pretty. Thank you. What's that? It's Greek, means wisdom. It's Greek? Yeah. Sophia. I didn't know that. Do you know Sophia? I do know Sophia. What do you do for a living, Sophia? I'm a nurse. You're a nurse? What kind of a nurse? I work in neonatal intensive care. Oh, you help the babies. Sophia is actually
Starting point is 00:41:06 my partner, Michelle. Oh, she's your partner? Yes. Well, then you just gave it away. She has to be a fan. Well. No, she's a fan. She gets in big trouble. Big trouble if she watches it without me. See, there you go. Oh my god, you should see
Starting point is 00:41:22 the fights that you cause in our house, Michelle. Oh, good, Sophia. I hope they're good. Hi, guys. Three from three. You're killing it. Oh, my God. You should see the fights that you cause in our hands, Michelle. Oh, good, Sophia. I hope they're good. Hi, guys. Three from three. You're killing it. Three from three. Bye, babe.
Starting point is 00:41:29 Bye, baby. Anyone else back there? Is there anyone else? Anyone else? Anyone else? Do we have one more? Anyone else? Anyone who hates me?
Starting point is 00:41:37 Yeah. Anyone? Can we get someone on? Because I judged your favorite queen and I made you mad? No, you crushed her. That's how they get mad at me, because I say something about their favorite queen. No, it's because I usually skip ahead and watch more episodes than what I should.
Starting point is 00:41:51 Cheater. There's nobody else coming. Is there no one else coming or are we done? We're staring at a wall. No, there is someone else coming. No, there's no one else coming. I think this game was a failure. Okay.
Starting point is 00:41:59 Well, you got three from three, so... You nailed it. So I won. So did we. Are you ready to hit the post? I am. Listen, I have my glasses on. I don't know where the countdown is. So you've got eight seconds. Right. And
Starting point is 00:42:11 you'll see the countdown happening. Yeah, I'll point it out to you, Will. But you tell me when you're ready for it to start. Grandma, I gotta see the board here. Okay. Alright. Alright. Hit the record. Hit the track. Alright. Here we go. It is Zeta, Michelle Visage, Brie and Clint. Just played the Super Bowl. Did you like it? I thought it was meh. here we go. It is Zed and Michelle Visage, Brie and Clint. Just played the Super Bowl. Did you like it?
Starting point is 00:42:27 I thought it was meh. Here we go. Brie and Clint. Zed and Brie and Clint. With Michelle Visage this afternoon, that's LAB and Controller. We're just sitting here here talking, you know, shooting the shit. Becoming besties.
Starting point is 00:42:47 You can say that word on radio? Yeah, you can say that. Yeah, you can say, you can pepper it in every now and then. Yeah, so he's used that one up I've used my one.
Starting point is 00:42:53 for half an hour. So now, in the next half an hour, you can use one. For real? Yeah. Well, you've got, you're in credit with one
Starting point is 00:42:58 if you want to use it. Oh, you can use it now. No, I can't. Like, the radio girl in me cannot do it. Michelle Visage of RuPaul's Drag Race fame. We're just thinking, oh, we should pillage her phone book.
Starting point is 00:43:08 She'll know some famous people. Who have you found? Who have you found? And then she drops the bombshell on us, Clint. She goes, because we mentioned this person. And then Michelle goes, oh, she's my best friend. She's my best friend. I'll call her up right now.
Starting point is 00:43:22 Who does Anastasia? Anastasia. That's right. Me does Anastasia? Anastasia. That's right. Me. Anastasia. The Anastasia. Not our producer, Anastasia. The Anastasia.
Starting point is 00:43:33 The real one. Oh, my God. You queen. When are you coming back to New Zealand, Anastasia? Oh, my God. You just had me there in 2020. Really? You were here last year?
Starting point is 00:43:51 How were you here last year? The whole world was locked down. Thank you for remembering. What? I actually did a concert. It was a concert with Billy Idol, me. Oh, my God, you did, too. That is so embarrassing for us.
Starting point is 00:44:10 Billy Idol, that's a weird pairing. That is so embarrassing for us. Well, it was great to have you here. No, it was a bunch of, like, I don't want to say it. It was a bunch of older, very well-known people. Good tip. And myself, who's so young. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:27 A bunch of throwbacks and then you to keep the youth interested, right, Anastasia? Pretty much. Yeah. Yeah. Billy Idol's cool. I was the only woman in the bill, so I felt kind of cool. That is very cool. He did the Super Bowl yesterday.
Starting point is 00:44:39 Billy Idol performed at the Super Bowl. He did with Miley. You're in good company. I know. He's getting around, right? Anastasia, can I say you come up on our show quite a lot. Yeah, does she? Yeah, she does come up on our show quite a lot.
Starting point is 00:44:52 And we do a segment on our show called Birthday Banger where we find out what was the number one song on people's 16th birthdays. And because, I mean, Anastasia, you were massive. You had some massive bangers. You come up all the time. And I fought my ass off for you this one day where Clint tried to say that Phil bloody Collins was better than Anastasia.
Starting point is 00:45:15 And I said, BS. I was like, don't you dare put this crap on. But you know what? No, he was right. No, no way. No, I agree with Brie. Come on. No way.
Starting point is 00:45:27 Phil Collins had some great songs. He did. In the 80s. Oh, my God. Absolutely. And if you want to bang a Michelle Anastasia, are you playing in the air, Phil Collins, or are you playing Anastasia?
Starting point is 00:45:38 Exactly. Just like you said. If you want to bang her, it is. Can I just have a quick private conversation with Bree for a second? We're meant to be friends and you're literally throwing me under the bus in front of Anastasia. What did I say to you that day? I said, this will come back
Starting point is 00:45:55 to bite you. Am I not here? What do you mean just Anastasia? Now am I no longer here? Well, I am Michelle Visage. I was going to say that I hate RuPaul's Drag Race or something. He also hasn't watched RuPaul's Drag Race. You're not embarrassed anymore, are you? Oh, he's going to get it. You gave her the best banger and you were right. Oh, he banged me good, Anastasia.
Starting point is 00:46:14 No, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. That is enough pillaging of Michelle Visage. I feel like I can have a wine with Michelle and Anastasia. Anastasia, thanks for joining us this afternoon. What a rare treat. Talk to you soon, okay? We've saved your phone number. We love you.
Starting point is 00:46:31 And I'll keep fighting the good. Bye. Anastasia. I love you. We're live with Michelle Visage. We're back in a moment. Bree and Clint. ZM.
Starting point is 00:46:41 Bree and Clint. Play ZM's Bree. And Clint. Co-hosted by the one and only Michelle Visage. That's right. It's all on this afternoon. Michelle Visage is live in the studio. For another half hour, you're going to do birthday banger with us this afternoon.
Starting point is 00:46:55 Oh, I'd love a birthday banger. Yeah, there'll be birthdays. There'll be banging. There'll be everything. All right. Word of your love for certain Kiwi items is spreading. It's going viral, and we've got someone on the line at the moment. Ange.
Starting point is 00:47:06 Hi, Ange. G'day, Ange. Hi. Hi, how are you going? Tell us who you represent, Ange. I am from Liman and Pairoa. Yay! Michelle, big fan, obviously.
Starting point is 00:47:17 My favourite. It's very hard to find the sugar-free, though. Yeah, you're addicted, right? Yeah, I am. Okay, Ange's got a surprise for you. Ange, what do you want to tell Michelle Visage? For as long as you're in New Zealand, we'd like to offer you as much LMP as you can drink.
Starting point is 00:47:30 Oh my goodness! Roll it in, boys! Shut up! Roll it in! I don't think I'll be in the loo the whole day if I drink all this. You can share it with your friends. It's all sugar free as well because we know it's hard to find, right? There is cases and cases of LMP. Oh my goodness, this is like Christmas. Sugar free. it's hard to find, right? There is cases and cases of LNP.
Starting point is 00:47:45 Oh, my goodness. This is like Christmas. Sugar-free. That's all for you, doll. Ange, thank you. You're welcome. And if you want to go to Pirate Island backstage, we'd love to host you down there.
Starting point is 00:47:56 Oh, we could get you to the big LNP bottle. There's a giant bottle, isn't there? Yeah, there's a giant bottle. I need to go. What are your thoughts on doing an LNP drop all the way to New York City? Hey, look, we can talk about that off air, about getting some out. Yeah, that's a later problem, Ange. Yeah, we can deal with that too.
Starting point is 00:48:10 Ange, thanks so much. Great to have you on the show this afternoon. Bye, Ange. Next on the show, are you a big Michelle Visage, RuPaul's Drag Race fan? Do you want your time talking to Michelle? We're going to open the phone lines to some real fans next. This is pretty special, and by the look of the text machine, there is thousands of them. Are you up for this?
Starting point is 00:48:28 This is the text machine again. Yeah. Yeah. I'm up for it. You ready to talk to the people? I'm up. I am the people. I am a people person.
Starting point is 00:48:37 And that's why the people love you. I'm a queen of the people. For the people? Of the people? Of the people? Okay. For the people. 0800 dial ZM.
Starting point is 00:48:44 We'll get through as many fans as we can. We've got six lines. We'll fill them all up. And if you want to talk to Michelle Visage, this is your chance. Your one chance. This may never happen again. Wow. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:48:55 No pressure. Also text us on 9696. We might get to those questions too. Text machine. The text. Big machine in here. Put me on a pedestal And tell me I'm the best Bree and Clint
Starting point is 00:49:08 ZM Bree and Clint With Michelle Visage That's Shawn Mendes And Justin Bieber It's Monster Shawn Mendes His perfume Do you like it?
Starting point is 00:49:18 Went to Chemist Warehouse It's a lot of scents there Have you smelt Bree's Have you smelt Bree's fragrance today? I know it's a weird thing to do But have you sniffed Bree? Do you want to sniff? I'll sniff for you Yeah It's a lot of scents there. Have you smelt Breeze? Have you smelt Breeze fragrance today? I know it's a weird thing to do, but have you sniffed, Bree? Do you want to sniff? I'll sniff for you.
Starting point is 00:49:27 Yeah. It's just, there's a reason. It's not a completely rent. You like it? Is it Gina Liano? What is it? Fearless? I've heard of a little perfume called Baccarat.
Starting point is 00:49:41 Baccarat? Are you wearing my Baccarat Rouge 540 to 420? What is it? Is that creepy? Six. Maison. She's wearing the $700 perfume. Did you buy it?
Starting point is 00:49:53 No, I had to go in the store and I sprayed it on. Bring back my girls. Bring back my girls. Isn't it amazing? Yeah, they shuffled me out of the store. They're like, that's enough. I have it on. I'm obsessed. I told you. I walked into the office Yeah, they shuffled me out of the store. They're like, that's enough. I have it on. I'm obsessed.
Starting point is 00:50:06 I told you. I walked into the office and everyone goes, who is that? Straight away. You're welcome. Thank you, Mecca, for giving Brie about $45 worth of free sprays this afternoon. Oh, we'll do it. They'll give you the little thing. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:17 That was so good. I'll give you mine. Oh, stop. I'll give you mine. Stop it. Not the perfume. I'm going to sample. No, that's what I was saying.
Starting point is 00:50:24 Stop about. From Mecca. Are you actually going to give me the sample. I'm going to sample. No, that's what I was saying. Stop about. From Mecca. Are you actually going to give me the sample? I'm going to give it to you because I... Because I can't afford a real one. No, you can. You're just being cheap. It's your one chance this afternoon to get on air with Michelle Visage and ask a question.
Starting point is 00:50:37 Say something you've always wanted to say and the phone line's a full Lucy's here. Hey, Lucy. Hi, Lucy. Hi. Oh, my goodness. Hi. You're on the air live with Michelle. Hi, Luce. Hi, Michelle. Oh, my goodness. Hi. You're on the air live with Michelle. Hi, Luce.
Starting point is 00:50:45 Hi, Michelle. Oh, my goodness. This is so exciting. How are you, my darling? I'm so good. I'm, like, shaking right now. I'm so excited. Oh, Lucy.
Starting point is 00:50:55 What can I do for you? I'd just like to ask you a question. And, oh, my gosh, big fan. I've been watching since, like, I was allowed to watch it. And so it's, like, season eight onwards. And I'd just like to ask you, you've filmed, like, all over. Now you film US, UK, and now it's New Zealand. And I was just wondering what you thought of, like, a drag scene globally.
Starting point is 00:51:17 And is it, like, different wherever you go? Or do you think it's quite consistent? You know, it's a really good question, Luz. Drag is very regional. So even like, you know, Auckland drag will be different to Wellington drag, will be different to Christchurch, will be different to Brisbane.
Starting point is 00:51:33 You know, every place has their own kind of little flair. And that's why I love going to all these little offshoot towns. If I get a chance, I'll go to a drag bar, see what their drag looks like there. And that's the beauty of RuPaul's Drag Race is we try to, you know, celebrate drag from all over and what their specific drag is. Kind of like where you go to a place, they've got a different accent.
Starting point is 00:51:53 It's the same with drag. Yeah, it's exactly the same thing. They've all got their own, like, spin. Thanks, Loose. Great question. Kevin's here. Hey, Kev. Hi, Kev.
Starting point is 00:51:59 Hi, Kev. Hey, how's it going? Good. You're on live with Michelle Visage. What do you want to know? Out of all the drag race seasons, what's your favourite lip sync battle beam? First of all, I think it's funny that you think I remember.
Starting point is 00:52:15 What about Chi Chi Devane when she pulls all the RIP? I love her. RIP Chi Chi Devane. Anything that Chi Chi did was amazing. She was amazing. Great performer. There are many that I loved I loved
Starting point is 00:52:26 Latrice Royale Natural Woman I love Dita Ritz Dita Ritz yes that was another great one Delta and Manila
Starting point is 00:52:35 Raja Tatiana and Alyssa there's so many like I can't for me there's so many names and lip syncs that swirl around my head
Starting point is 00:52:44 there are many Juju and Raven syncs that swirl around my head. There are many. Juju and Raven. Oh, yeah. It goes on and on. What's yours, Kev? Yeah, Kev, do you have a favorite one? Definitely would have been Evie Oddly and Brooklyn Heights. Ah, there you go.
Starting point is 00:52:57 Oh, that was a great one. That was very good. Thanks, Kev. Ashley's here. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ash. Hi. Congrats on getting through, first of all, not easy.
Starting point is 00:53:05 You're on live with Michelle Visage. What do you want to say? I just had to crank the air con because I can't. It's just gotten really hot in two weeks. Trust me, I've been sweating through my whole jacket here, Ashley. I bet you are. You need to change your clothes. Hi, Michelle.
Starting point is 00:53:19 So stoked to be able to talk to you. My fiancée and I are getting married next weekend and she is also a massive fan of yours. And I just wanted to ask, what would be a piece of advice heading into married life that you would have? You know what, Ashley, that's a great question because I think we take marriage a little bit
Starting point is 00:53:38 too lightly these days because it's so easy to get divorced. But if we go into it knowing that this is what we wanted this is a commitment we want to take together. I think the key to understanding and having a long-lasting relationship is
Starting point is 00:53:50 communication. Having alone time I think is really important. Don't think that you have to do every single thing together. Don't accept guilt from one another. I think talking about things
Starting point is 00:54:03 letting each other know how you feel is really important. So clarity, communication, and alone time. And a big bed. That's my wife's advice. Get the biggest bed you can. Thank you so much. I feel like I should pay.
Starting point is 00:54:16 Good luck to you and congratulations, honey. I feel like I should have paid about $150 for that advice. That is ripping advice. Thanks. Hannah's here. Hey, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi. You're on live with Michelle Visage from here. Hey, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi.
Starting point is 00:54:25 You're on live with Michelle Visage from RuPaul's Drag Race. What do you want to say? Hi, Michelle. I just want to say me and my sister and my mom, we're like super fans. We're so obsessed with the show. I just wanted to ask, who has been your favorite guest judge? Oh, I knew you were going to ask me that.
Starting point is 00:54:44 Oh, that's a tough one. And I knew you were going to ask me that. Oh, that's a tough one. They are all so great, and I know it sounds like a pageant answer, but let me explain why really quickly. The people that are guest judges on RuPaul's Drag Race are super fans. Nobody comes on and goes, my agent told me this was a good idea.
Starting point is 00:54:59 They come on the show because they're super fans. So you'll have the biggest names, the Lady Gagas, Christina Aguilera, you know, Ricky Martin. They'll come in, they'll sit there, and they'll be like, okay, this is the best job of my life. And you can tell that from watching. You can tell it. So it's really wonderful to be working on a show where people want to be there and that's
Starting point is 00:55:15 the beauty of it. So all of our guest judges have been phenomenal. Come on, Madonna and Cher. They gotta come on eventually, right? One more, Superfam. Maddie's here. Hey, Maddie. Hi, Maddie. Hi, Michelle. So great to be able to talk to you. I was just wondering what were some of your favourite runway looks that many of the queens have presented of all seasons? You know, it's
Starting point is 00:55:40 always according to the brief. It's always according to the challenge. And these kids really know how to turn a look. You know, and for me, surprisingly, it's not just about the fashion. Because I think you know me by now. You have to do something cheeky. You have to do something that makes you think and makes you just, your jaw drops. Something outside the box, right? Always.
Starting point is 00:55:59 And there are all different types of drag and all different types of queens. And they all make me do that. I think the first one that came to my mind was Roxy Andrews when she did I Whipped My Hair Back and Forth in the wig reveal. The world felt that ripple effect. And then Brooklyn when she took the shirt off and took the afro with her. There are so many looks on that. Violet Chachki's taste is impeccable.
Starting point is 00:56:20 Like when she came back? The crowning. Oh, my God. I know. So the looks go on and on. I could talk about that for hours, but they're amazingly talented. This is a RuPaul's Drag Race super fan moment
Starting point is 00:56:32 with Michelle Visage. There's one more way that you can get on air with Michelle this afternoon, and that's if you get through for Birthday Banger, because that's what we're going to do next. So we're going to find out what your Birthday Banger is, Michelle, the number one song on your 16th birthday. You're in the mix.
Starting point is 00:56:44 Really? Oh yeah. Do you know what it is 16th birthday. You're in the mix. Really? Oh, yeah. Do you know what it is? You don't remember, do you? Any idea? Well, you're about to find out. What do you hope? We can figure out what you hope it is.
Starting point is 00:56:53 It's probably going to be something like rock related. Okay. We'll do Michelle's birthday banger and we'll do your birthday banger if you can get through on 0800. Oh, this is going to be an iconic birthday banger. Is your birthday banger good enough to win? Because it's not just, it's not, you don't just hear it. It has to be the best one this afternoon to get played as well.
Starting point is 00:57:11 And if it is, we play it. Well, we figure it out. We pick. Brie and I pick. You can have a vote. Birthday bangers up next. Here's SZA on ZM. We're live with Michelle Visage.
Starting point is 00:57:21 Brie and Clint. ZM, Brie and Clint. Me. That's Lady Gaga and Rain On Me. Michelle Visage is still here and Clint. Zed in Brie and Clint. Me. That's Lady Gaga and Rain On Me. Michelle Visage is still here. You still here? I'm here. She's here with us.
Starting point is 00:57:30 And we're going to do a birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. All right. Same time every day. We'll take your birthdays. We'll figure out what was number one on your 16th
Starting point is 00:57:42 and then we play the best song in full. What do you want? Do you want to keep Michelle's to last or do you want to do it first? No, do mine last. You want to do yours last? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:57:50 I agree. And then we'll find out if it's the winner. Let's start with Bicky then. Hey, Bicky. Hi, Bicky. Hi. How's the hair? It's good.
Starting point is 00:57:58 It's always good. It's always good. But she's Becky. Yeah. It's so quick. Bicky, what's your birthday? My birthday is the 1st of February, 1996. Oh, happy birthday.
Starting point is 00:58:09 Oh, is that today? No. Last week. Last week. Happy birthday for last week. You were 16 in 2012 on the 5th of February. Oh, God. Wow.
Starting point is 00:58:17 I know. It makes me feel old too, Michelle. Here's your birthday banger. I'm 35. It's a great birthday banger, Becky. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's a bit of a banger.
Starting point is 00:58:30 Slow rider and see ya. It is. Okay, there's some heat in yours. Let's do one for Adele. Hi, Adele. Hello. Hi. It's me.
Starting point is 00:58:41 You're on, Adele. Michelle's here. Hi, Adele. Hello from the other side. Oh, my God. You're on, Adele. Michelle's in. Hi, Adele. Hello. Hello from the other side. Oh, my God. You can see it where it does it to me. Yeah, a joke will never die, unfortunately.
Starting point is 00:58:54 That's with you forever now. No, no, yeah, sorry. Yeah. Okay, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday, Adele? The 6th of October, 97. All right, Adele, you were 16 in 2013. It could be Adele. It could be an Adele song. Of October, come on. Is it Adele, you were 16 in 2013. It could be Adele.
Starting point is 00:59:05 It could be an Adele song. Of October, come on. Is it Adele? Is it Adele? Wouldn't that be funny? Here it is. Wouldn't that be funny? I got the eye of the tiger.
Starting point is 00:59:14 Katie Perry. Katie Perry. Katie Perry. I'm jazzed with this song. Do you love it? It is a good song. Absolutely. Yeah, cool.
Starting point is 00:59:22 Okay, wait there. Your song used to go head-to-head with Michelle Visage's song. Oh, a good song. Yeah, cool. Okay, wait there. Your song used to go head to head with Michelle Visage's song. Oh, right. Yeah. So, Michelle. Oh, God. Y'all are going to sound so old. I heard your birthday was the 20th of September.
Starting point is 00:59:39 No, you can say my age. I'm a proud 52-year-old woman. Yeah, good. Did I say that to you? Well, I got worried because they say you don't ask your guests these sort of questions. That's one of my favourite things about you. But Brie said that you're proud of it. And I love it.
Starting point is 00:59:50 We shouldn't be ashamed. Honey, we are lucky if we get to live long. Absolutely. There's nothing to be ashamed of. Okay, loud and proud then. Please give us your birthday. September 20th, 1968. Here we go.
Starting point is 01:00:02 You were 16 in 1984. Oh, 84? Of September. Is that right? On the 20th of September. Is that right? I thought it was 85, but all right. Go on then with your maths. Producer Ben did the maths on this. Here's your birthday banger.
Starting point is 01:00:14 Thanks. What's love got to do, got to do with it? Yeah. What's love but a second-hand emotion? An icon. What's love but a second-hand emotion? My spartan. Tina Turner. An icon. My spartan. Tina Turner.
Starting point is 01:00:36 I may be being slightly biased because you're here in studio, but I'm going to vote for your song to win birthday banger this afternoon. I'm voting for that. Thanks, Clint. All day. Thank you, Bree. Which means your vote's irrelevant because you've already won. Oh, yes. What do I win? The song played in full. We're playing it. With L&P. With you, Brie. Which means your vote's irrelevant because you've already won. Oh, yes. What do I win?
Starting point is 01:00:45 The song played in full. We're playing it. With L&P. With some L&P. And you win that too. And some Whitaker's chocolate. Wow, you treat me well. It's all go.
Starting point is 01:00:53 Here you go. Here's Michelle Visage from RuPaul's Jag Races. Talking up the post, guys. He's getting ready to nail it. Here it comes. Birthday banger. Are you ready? Tina Turner.
Starting point is 01:01:01 You must understand The touch of your hand Makes my pulse react That it's only the thrill Of a boy needing girl While the zips are trapped It's physical Only logical
Starting point is 01:01:25 You must try to ignore That it means more than that What's love got to do Got to do with it What's love But a second-hand emotion What's love got to do? It's got to do with it
Starting point is 01:01:47 Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken? It may seem to you that I'm acting confused When you're close to me If I tend to look dazed I read it someplace I've got cause to be There's a name for it There's a phrase that fits
Starting point is 01:02:16 But whatever the reason You do it for me Oh, what's love got to do? It's got to do it for me oh what's love got to do it's got to do with it what's love but a second-hand emotion what's love got to do it's got to do with it who needs a heart when a heart can be broken. Oh, oh, oh. I've been taking on a new direction But I have to say I've been thinking about my own protection It scares me to feel this way
Starting point is 01:03:18 Oh, what's love got to do? It's got to do with it What's love but a second-hand emotion? What's love got to do? It's got to do with it Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken? What's love got to do? It's got to do with it What's love but a sweet old-fashioned notion? Thank you. Got to do with it. Once loved, second hand. Oh, show.
Starting point is 01:04:05 Once loved, got to do. Got to do with it. Who takes a heart? We've double checked the math. Right. And that is Michelle Visage's birthday banger. Got to do with it. From Tina Turner.
Starting point is 01:04:21 It's a good one. Not everyone gets a good one, you know. That's a great one. Not everyone gets a good one, you know? That's a great one. We're doing a twofer. Back to back for Michelle Visage. Do you want to? Back to back, Tina. You have to say the words.
Starting point is 01:04:36 It's your call. Yeah, do it. Yes. We're going back to back. All right, we're going back to back. Come to me, come to me, wild and wild. Oh, and you come to me. Give me everything I need.
Starting point is 01:04:59 Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams. Speak the language of love like you know what it means. And it can't be wrong. You're simply the best Better than all the rest You're better than anyone Well, anyone I've ever met Ooh, I'm stuck on your heart, babe I hang on every word you say Tears of blood run out
Starting point is 01:05:53 Oh, baby, I would rather be dead And your heart seems to stop every night and every day. In your eyes I get lost, I get washed away. Just as long as I'm here in your arms, I could be in no better place. You're simply the best. Better than all the rest. Better than anyone. Yeah, anyone I've ever met
Starting point is 01:06:45 Ooh, and I'm stuck on your heart, baby Well, I hang on every word you say Oh, tear us apart Cause baby, I would rather be dead Each time you leave me, I start losing control You're walking away with my heart and my soul I can feel you even when I'm alone Oh baby, Don't let go.
Starting point is 01:07:37 Oh, yeah. Oh, oh. You're the best. Zinim, Brian Clint with Michelle Visage. That was amazing. That was amazing. Didn't that feel good? You're the best And rarer, but from time to time he still calls through with some constructive feedback. Good afternoon, Ross Boss. Hello, Ross. Oh, it's your boss? Yeah. Do you guys understand what PTSD is?
Starting point is 01:08:12 What's wrong, Ross? Yeah, what's up, man? What's going on? Thank you. Sorry. Well, one of them went down the drive-thru trying to get some food and I'm saying, thank you. Bothered by that. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:08:22 Have a good night. Make sure you got everything I'm polite Yeah, I definitely got everything Yeah PTSD My mother listened to the Tina Turner
Starting point is 01:08:31 To a Greatest At Cassette On repeat on road trips For years and years and years What a queen You've taken me back to a time I didn't want to go to Well, your mother has good taste For starters
Starting point is 01:08:43 And just to let you know something, Ross Boss, we're getting lots of texts on the text machine of people saying, well, if you played music like this, I'd stick around longer. Yeah, Ross. Now, while I respect you greatly, do you even have the text machine in front of you?
Starting point is 01:08:59 I'm actually looking right here. Tina Turner Tuesdays. What do you think about that? Yes, Clint! No one plays more Tina Turner than us. I feel like I just have no time to manage that. Whitney Houston Wednesdays. We're going to make it a whole thing. Big wheels keep on turning.
Starting point is 01:09:16 Hey, thanks, Ross. Enjoy your meccas. See you, Ross. Can I do Fire Bree and Clint Fridays? Sashay. Sorry, we're losing you. We're actually losing you now. Sorry, you're breaking up.
Starting point is 01:09:24 Yeah, you're breaking up. Yeah, you're breaking up. All right, we've reached our allocated time limit with you, Michelle. Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay. I'll stay, I'll stay. She's going to stay. All right, she's sticking around. If you've got any questions you want to put to Michelle Visage, get them through.
Starting point is 01:09:39 Bree and Clint, 9696 is the text machine number. Back in a minute. Stop laughing at text machine. On the text machine. Bree and Clint, 9696 is the text machine number. Back in a minute. Stop laughing at text machine. On the text machine. Bree and Clint. ZDM, Bree and Clint, that visage is here. She's still here. She's still here.
Starting point is 01:09:53 I'm here, guys. I'm keeping it. We can't get rid of her. That's true, actually. They're like, all right, your obligated time is done. I'm like, no, I'll stay. It's just good that you're here for this, actually, because there's some data in on what the world's most annoying accents are.
Starting point is 01:10:08 And you're a globetrotter right now. You've got accents washing all over you. You're currently listening to our dulcet Kiwi accent. And? So you'll know. She's Australian. She's Australian, yeah. That one over there.
Starting point is 01:10:19 Did you know that our Kiwi accent got voted the sexiest accent in the world? Did it? Last year, yeah. You sound shocked. No, no, it is a sexy accent. the world. Did it? Last year, yeah. You sound shocked. No, no, it is a sexy accent. You like it? Yeah, I do like it. It is.
Starting point is 01:10:30 What about the Aussie? I love that one too. There are two accents that I can't even attempt to do. It sounds pretty similar. Do you think or not? No, you are more nasal. You are nasal-ier. Pardon you, Michelle.
Starting point is 01:10:44 In your nose. Hey, pardon you. Look at you, Michelle. In your nose. Hey, pardon you. Look at me, please. Look at me. This list breaks it down into gender as well because apparently certain genders with an accent are even more annoying. Like an Aussie woman is more annoying than a Kiwi man.
Starting point is 01:10:58 Pardon you. Wow. Pardon you. Not on this show. I'm from New Jersey, so I have no legs to stand on. You're not exempt from this list either. So should we run through? Should we run through some of the...
Starting point is 01:11:09 Please. Okay, let's start with the men. Okay, what's happening for the men? Number five most annoying accent, Northern Ireland. Oh, I disagree. I love an Irish accent. I love... No, well, no, wait.
Starting point is 01:11:21 Belfast, which is what he's talking about, is different than what you're thinking of. It's a high R-U-E. That'sast, which is what he's talking about, is different than what you're thinking of. It's a high R-E-O-E. That's Northern Ireland. And what's the other? Michelle. Yeah, good.
Starting point is 01:11:31 Yeah, she gets it. That's the one I like. Okay, so that's the fifth most annoying men's accent. Okay. Fourth, South African. I can't even do that one. All I can say is South Africa. Natasha, go get more artwork.
Starting point is 01:11:43 Wow. Yep, that's exactly how it sounds. I'm going to get a complaint very soon. Number three for men, most annoying accent, Welsh. The Welsh accent. Welsh accents are fantastic. This is not my list, by the way. I didn't make this list.
Starting point is 01:11:56 That's horrible. I didn't make this list. I love their Welsh accent. The Welsh accent's sexy. It's so fun. Tom Jones. Yes, thank you. Stop it.
Starting point is 01:12:03 Daddy. Number two, most annoying men's accent, Canadian. Justin Trudeau. I'll agree with that. Canadian. Really? Who's about that? Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 01:12:13 It's a bit of a boot. What do they say at the end? A? A. A. And the number one most annoying men's accent in the world. Why are you looking at me, Clint? American.
Starting point is 01:12:23 Oh. Oh! Oh, ouch. But you're not an American man, so maybe you're fine. Yeah, but it's also... Don't tell your husband. It's also area-specific. It's area-specific. Because I don't think we're... Not to us.
Starting point is 01:12:36 It's that offense. But Boston or, like, Baltimore. Boston, what are you talking about? I'm walking here. I'm walking here. Okay, that's not Boston. No? Where's that?
Starting point is 01:12:46 It's more New York. Right. Do you want to know the women's accents? Please. Okay, let's go through the top five most annoying women's accents. Oh, here we go. Annoying. And by the way, these are all for English-speaking countries.
Starting point is 01:12:56 Okay. Here we go. I know what's coming in here. Number five, the Welsh accent again is the most annoying. No. Who did this? Do you disagree? Okay.
Starting point is 01:13:04 Number four, most annoying accent for women globally. No. Who did this? Do you disagree? Number four, most annoying accent for women globally. I can't believe it's this low. It's Australia. Oh, I disagree. Except for me, I am quite nosy. No, I love an Australian accent. Number three, number two,
Starting point is 01:13:19 no, number three most annoying women's accent. Yes. Kiwi. The Kiwi. Wait, so are we less annoying? Yeah, you're less annoying than a Kiwi woman. Can we get producer Anastasia on here for a second? Can we get a Kiwi woman's voice on the show? And while she's coming in, who did this? That's a great question.
Starting point is 01:13:35 Who did this study? I think it was the University of Queensland. I went to this university, Michelle. This is my uni. Producer Anastasia, can we have the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog? Go. The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog? Go. The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy frog.
Starting point is 01:13:48 Oh, blimey. The fox jumped over the bloody fence out the back. Jesus. Annoying or not annoying? Not annoying. Then it's wrong. Okay, number two most annoying accent globally for women, South African. That's the aardvark.
Starting point is 01:14:03 Go ahead. Natasha, the aardvark. You sound Russian. How did you go? The world's most annoying I don't do accents. It's a woman's accent. Is?
Starting point is 01:14:13 It's American. It's American again. What are you talking about? Brian Clint. ZM, Brian Clint, that's Sagala and James Arthur. We're wrapping up a great afternoon. It has been a great afternoon with you, Michelle Visage.
Starting point is 01:14:27 It's been the best. That's really kind. Thank you for joining us today. It's been special. We've had so much correspondence from people who love you, love Roo, love the show. So thanks for making time to connect with your fans in this country. You didn't have to do it.
Starting point is 01:14:41 And, you know, this doesn't happen. And it's so special and especially for someone like me who I've been such a fan of the show for so long. And honestly, people don't do this kind of stuff that are in your position. And it's amazing to have you, honestly. Thank you for having me, honestly. Really special. I'm really
Starting point is 01:14:58 honoured. One more chance for you to connect with your fans too. And they're coming through in their droves. Let's get Jordan on. Hey, Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Hi. You're on with Michelle Visage. Yes, I know. And I'm such a big fan. Oh, my gosh. So my question is, how do you find and choose your makeup artist? Oh, my goodness. Are you a makeup artist, Jordan? Yes, I am. Oh, see. I usually
Starting point is 01:15:23 look at Instagram. And this is a really good question. I want to help you with this, because so many makeup artists on their Instagrams, and I'll have the hashtag, because I'll have hashtag Auckland Makeup Artist, or UK Makeup Artist, whatever it is. I always check hashtags, and I follow hashtags, but you need to make sure you have your work
Starting point is 01:15:39 on other people, because so many makeup artists only put on work that they do on their own face, and I will never use somebody that only paints their own face because we are born with our faces. These are the faces that we know. It's going to be the best work you do. Correct.
Starting point is 01:15:53 That's why when people say to me, I'm dying for you to do my makeup because I do my own makeup pretty well, it is trash when I do somebody else. It's so true. Is that good advice, Jordan? Make sure you do other people all types of skin colours
Starting point is 01:16:05 All types of face shapes Do them all And that is going to be Your best calling card Jacqueline's here Hi Jacqueline Hey Hey Michelle
Starting point is 01:16:13 Nice to talk to you Hi Jacqueline Lovely to talk to you Hey I am the extremely Lucky and proud Mother of an 8 year old Future drag queen
Starting point is 01:16:23 Oh yes Yes Wayne My question to you You are just The gold standard ally Extremely lucky and proud to have our other eight-year-old future drag queen. Oh, yes! Wayne! So, Christian, you are just the gold standard ally of the open-ended community of Toronto and Crosstown. So what advice do you give the straight community of New Zealand to understand how they can be really strong allies as well? That's a really great question. Glad this is my last hour on the show. It's important for you to listen and not make judgments for what you think other people would say.
Starting point is 01:16:49 If somebody is asking you, let's use for an example about a trans person. You are not a trans person. Don't answer for a trans person. If you're not a person of color, don't answer for a person of color. But help educate people through love, not hate. If somebody's, you know, sounding off in a very hateful way, try to educate them and do it from a place of understanding and help them to open their minds. If we can do that, we can do anything.
Starting point is 01:17:13 Ah, perfect. Come to Big A out on Sunday. I'm trying my hardest. I wouldn't be there, Michelle. I wouldn't. If I'm not there, it's not because I don't want to. Elma's here. We know. Hey, Elma. Hi, Elma. Hi, Michelle. Hi, this is Elma. Hi, Elma. Hi, Michelle. Hi, this is Elma.
Starting point is 01:17:26 I'm from Los Angeles, originally living in New Zealand. Yay, girl! You're here! I'm so happy. And I wanted to know if you're going to go to Nando's. There's Nando's here.
Starting point is 01:17:40 So are you going to visit Nando's? I ordered Nando's already in lockdown. The bomb diggity. Yeah, in quarantine because the food was so wretched. I ordered some Nando's, yeah. They've just put out their plant-based burger in New Zealand too. Yeah, oh yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:55 There's lots of plant-based opportunities and options and all that stuff here. Very, very vegan friendly. Nice, thanks Alma. Maddie's here. Hi Maddie. Hi Maddie. Hi. Maddie, you're 13 years old. Yeah. Do you watch the show. Maddie's here. Hi, Maddie. Hi, Maddie. Hi. Maddie, you're 13 years old.
Starting point is 01:18:06 Yeah. Do you watch the show, Maddie? Yeah. Who's your favourite, Maddie? Probably you. Oh, wow, Maddie. You have great taste. I'm just going to say that.
Starting point is 01:18:19 I see a bright future for you, my darling. Did you have a question? Yeah. I was wondering, what is RuPaul like on screen in real life? RuPaul is just exactly the same that you see on screen. He is the most loving, fun, generous, kind human
Starting point is 01:18:33 being I've ever met. I wouldn't be where I am if it weren't for him and his support and love. So he's just as wonderful, Maddie. You would absolutely love him. And he'd love you. Thanks, Maddie. Thanks for calling out. Great question. Last person to he'd love you. Thanks, Matty. Thanks for calling out. Great question. Last person to get through is Lisa. Hey, Lisa. Hi, Lisa.
Starting point is 01:18:50 Hi, how's it going? Hey, Lisa. What did you want to ask? Oh, it's not a question. It's just the RuPaul Drag Race story. So I was in labour seven months ago. I've got a little baby and my sister was in the room when I was having contractions and she was trying to distract me from the pain of the contractions.
Starting point is 01:19:08 And so me and the medical student who were in the room, she was reading out RuPaul's Drag Race superfan quizzes and we were answering them and trying to see who could win. No way! When you were in labor? So you got a drag baby. Did you win? No, he was actually a super fan, a medical student. So unfortunately I lost, but I almost named my son RuPaul.
Starting point is 01:19:30 Oh, that is so cute. Did it work to take your mind off the contractions? It did actually. I had to like breathe quite slowly and I think that he felt sorry for me and like gave me extra long to answer the questions, but he still smoked me. Oh, well you got the best gift of all, a beautiful baby. You're in labour and you're like,
Starting point is 01:19:47 this baby's going to sasho away! Get out of me! Very good, Brie, very good. Michelle Visage, thank you so much for a fantastic afternoon. Like we said, we appreciate you. And thanks for coming in and sharing your time and your talent with us. It's been awesome.
Starting point is 01:20:01 Thank you so much for having me, kids. I loved it. I've got no words. You are everything you appear to be. And thank you to Ross Boss. Yeah. He's having his McDonald's. He did nothing.
Starting point is 01:20:12 He let me on and let us play Tina Turner. That's true. Twice. Thank you. We love you very much. We appreciate it. Very inclined. If you miss anything,
Starting point is 01:20:20 the podcast will be live after 7 o'clock. You can hear all the bits that went down on the show with Michelle Visage from RuPaul's Drag Race. Bye. Have a great time in New Zealand. Thank you so much. Have fun. Thank you. Hopefully we see you again soon. I hope so. Michelle Visage has just left the building.
Starting point is 01:20:37 We gave her more L&P than she can carry so we have to organise a special courier to get that to her. And I love, so the publicist said to her, do you want to take all this LMP? And she goes, yes. I'm taking all of it. I'm not leaving any of it here. It's been a special show.
Starting point is 01:20:51 It's been a weird show. We don't normally do shows like that in depth, but it's worth it. We don't get that opportunity. We're not going to get that opportunity again. So hopefully if you're a RuPaul's Drag Race fan or even just a Michelle Visage fan specifically, that you got something out of today's show. I know you did specifically that you got something out of today's show.
Starting point is 01:21:05 I know you did. I got a lot out of today's show and it's something, Clint, you and I have worked in this industry a long time and moments like that don't happen very often. Yeah. And I think it's very special and it just shows the type of person she is where she's like, oh, I'll take time out of my day to come in and do a radio show. She didn't know us, you know, and she was everything you think she is. she's like, oh, I'll take time out of my day to come in and do a radio show.
Starting point is 01:21:25 She didn't know us, you know, and she was everything you think she is. She was amazing. I don't want to – I will never speak on behalf of another community, but I can tell what someone like her being in the public eye means to – It means so much to so many people in the community, like the LGBTQI+. And she has done more work than you will ever understand. And she's such an amazing ally. And I know people on the text machine keep asking, is she coming to be gay out?
Starting point is 01:21:54 She's going to try to. She's trying to. She is trying. They had to do some work. She's doing her best, but you know that if she can be there, she will be there. Maybe you'll have a new show to stream on Netflix tonight. Maybe you'll be starting RuPaul's Drag Race from season one. If this hasn't convinced you, I don't know what will. No.
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