ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 10th August 2021

Episode Date: August 10, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network Hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast where I'm back baby. Did you miss me? I'm back Hey girl, daddy's home. Whoa No, okay. Whoa. Yeah Sorry, just organizing my dog. Whoa, are you texting your dog? Yeah, she's incredible, eh? Did you get your dog anything for its birthday? Nah

Don't Not a pop cake? Can I tell you why? Why? I've only celebrated my cat's birthday once And I made them a birthday cake out of cat food And they expected it No, it's not that they expected it

I made a cake out of cat food In the shape of a heart and I put some candles in it They ate the candles didn't they Nah they didn't eat the candles It was mostly for Snapchat I'm not that much of a loser Although a pretty big loser Gave the cats their birthday cake The cat went straight outside after the birthday cake

And got hit by a car Yeah Well that doesn't mean you can't get your Animal stuff on its birthday. No, it's cursed. So now I'm like, too many bad memories, so we won't do it. No, that's horrible. No.

You're a poor cat. No, and too many traumatic memories for the cat, too. The cat's like, have you ever cooked me another cake? Anyway, that was Bowie, and Bowie survived. Oh, my God, the cat didn't even die. No, yeah. So it's good memories because the cat survived and it's fine. Nah, not good memories.

Not good memories. Sam's right. Hey! It's Bowie's birthday in two weeks, by the way. I will not remember that. Forget. Forget. Yeah.

So yeah. Pets don't count. Pets on their birthday? Yeah. Well, their birthdays are different. Like a cat year is not a human year. When is a on their birthday? Yeah Well their birthdays are different Like a cat year Is not a human year When is a cat's birthday?

Every seven years I wonder how old Whitney Would be in human years Seven It's not impressive Because she's too young Oh she's seven Yeah

Yeah She acts like a seven year old To be honest Does she? Yeah A menace Right A little menace

Grew up so fast Yeah You know what she did the other day We were for a walk With my friend Dan And she decided That she would find some Some dog shit

And then she ate that dog shit And then she proceeded to throw up the dog shit Oh yuck In the house Which was lovely Classic seven year old behaviour That's classic dog shit. Classic seven-year-old behaviour. That's what seven-year-olds do. To be honest.

They call seven-year-old the dog shitting, eating years. Yeah, I reckon. I reckon that's, I don't know what it is about seven-year-olds. They just love to eat shit. Curious. They do. Got that to look forward to. You know who else ate shit recently?

Clint. Big time. That's true. When he tripped over. Ate shit. over I ate shit I literally ate shit The definition of eating shit Very publicly

So you'll hear about it in the show today But yeah I know it's part of like No I don't even want to say it's getting old Because anyone That would have happened to anyone The injury would have happened to anyone I mean I've definitely You know had my fair share of falls when i've been intoxicated too

like it does happen yeah you were intoxicated you were you're intent on pushing that but i but you had a few drinks yeah that was the main reason why you fell no it wasn't the main reason i fell the main reason i fell is because i tripped over a chain that i didn't see surely why didn't you see it because it was dark and i was running brie i've literally chipped on one of those trains like twice yeah and we and had you been drinking no like fully like kid slash teen probably one was when i was a kid one would have been high school yeah all right i'm wrong and it like oh probably not not wrong in every case but yeah being drunk would help because you would go about you'd go a bit more limp that's what they say your body goes a bit softer so um i just think when you have drinks you're not as aware of your

surroundings it's true it's 100 true hence why people have more accidents after they've been drinking yeah yeah definitely that's what happens but i'm you're telling me that's not the case so It's true. It's 100% true. Hence why people have more accidents after they've been drinking. Yeah, definitely. That's what happens. But you're telling me that's not the case, so I retract my comment. No, that's fine if that's what you think. Either way, I have a very sexy blue sling, which I think looks quite skucks, actually. I think it looks a little bit like...

Bad boy vibes. A little bit bad boy vibes. Yeah. You're not wearing it, though. No, I had to take it off because I need to push the buttons. Sorry, Ben. Ben started pushing the buttons. Did you need to or did you want to?

I wanted to. I just felt a bit out of control. Surely we play... That's okay, mate. I tried my hardest and that's all that matters. You did, and you did a great job. So thank you. I appreciate job So thank you I appreciate you Well I hope you get better soon

Thank you So If you're ready for me Boy you better And it's End time Podcast everybody Hey Google

What's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. G'day, everybody.

Welcome to the show. I'm back. Oh, he's back. I'm back. He's back. I'm back and better than ever. I wouldn't. Oh, he's back. I'm back. He's back. I'm back and better than ever. I wouldn't say you're better than ever. Better than ever.

More capable, more physically fit. You're in a sling. Ready to go. That doesn't help. I'm in the passenger seat. Producer Ben is pushing the buttons today. Oh, yeah, he knows how to push the buttons, doesn't he? Look at him in that moustache.

Yeah, you rock that desk, Ben. Life hack, everybody. If you want to take it easy at work, fall over and fracture one of your elbows because you actually can't do everything, so they can't make you. It's the same as breaking your ribs, a toe, a finger.

Yeah. What else can't they do? Oh, I've broken a bone in the top of my foot before. They can't do anything. They can't do anything. Except crutches. You get crutches, right? No, they didn't even give me crutches because it was just a fracture. Yeah, ruthless. So you just have to wait it out. Well, there you go, everybody. There's your

life hack for the day. Oh, your nose. Injury. They can't really do anything for a broken nose. They can give you that cool mask that you can wear to play sport in. You know when basketball players break their nose and they wear that cool mask? It's not cool. It's that cool mask that you can wear to play sport in. You know when basketball players break their nose and they wear that cool mask? It's not cool. It's cool mask. But it's cool if it saves their eyes.

Today on the show, we're going to give you a free ride at 5 o'clock. More bills paid thanks to the new Ryan Reynolds movie, Free Guy. If you can get through when you hear the activator, we can pay a bill for you this afternoon. But right now, if you want 50 bucks, you can call us for Tradie vs. Lady. 0800-DIAL-ZM. And all you have to do is get three questions right before your opponent. $50 cash. Thanks to KFC, we'll play after Dua Lipa.

And levitating on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. All right, here we go. The Tradies vs. The Ladies. $50 on the line. All right, here we go. The Tradies versus the Ladies. $50 on the line, all thanks to KFC. You just need to answer a bunch of trivia questions.

Oh, the Tradies are so close. They're within five games. They could, oof. Yeah. Yeah, they've been going well. I mean, let's celebrate the Ladies still in front, but the Tradies are closing it up. Let's meet our Lady first.

She's 26. She's from Parmi, and her knees can bend backwards. What? Like a horse? Welcome to the show, Catherine. Hello. A horse? Yeah, you know how... Can the back legs go backwards?

Actually, I don't know. Oh. There's some animal where they... I don't know. A cat, isn't it? How do you stand if your legs bend both ways, Catherine? Very difficultly. Yeah, right. Yeah, that both ways, Catherine? Very difficultly. Yeah, right.

Yeah, that is wild, Catherine. Is it, what do they say it's from? Like double jointed or what is it? Yeah, like I'm super hyper mobile, so all my elbows and joints bend funny ways and stuff. Yeah, right. Look out, Cirque du Soleil. Bendy lady will be taking on our tradie today.

He's from the Tron, he's 33, and his first job was a bed tester. That sounds like a pick-up line. Welcome to the show, Luke. G'day, Luke. Hello, hello. What were you looking for when you tested a bed? Nah, nah.

So it was a job in college. We were testing out, like, fabrics and mattress poppers for a company overseas. Yeah, right. So what would you do? Like, actually take them home and sleep on them and stuff? No, so you'd have to sleep in this office and they'd have this like laser beam

that would measure how much you moved. It was a weird thing, but you know, dream job. Dream job, all right. I see what you did there. But would you sleep normally in an office, Luke, or would it be weird? No, no, no. You actually have to sleep on your back and you couldn't move.

You have to try and move as little as possible. Get a super accurate reading then. Here we go. Two very interesting contestants. Catherine, your buzzer is lady. Luke, your buzzer is tradie. First to three correct answers wins 50 bucks. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Greta Thunberg has taken a swipe at New Zealand for

its dairy farming emissions. Name one product that comes from cows. Lady. Yes, Catherine, you're in. Milk. Milk is correct. One to the ladies. Question number two.

Last week, a popular artist from the UK performed at the Love Island Villa. Was it A, Jessie J, B, Mabel, C, Cigarla? Pretty. Yes, Luke. Mabel. That, Sagada. Yes, Luke. Mabel. That's correct. Nice work. Big Love Island fan, are you, Luke?

Hey, my wife is. Shout out to her. Shout out to your wife. As if you're not watching it too, Luke. Don't lie. All right, guys. One apiece. Question number three.

Is Idris Elba a member of the Avengers or the Suicide Squad? Brady. Yes, Luke. Suicide Squad. That is correct. New movie out now. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four.

Trady. Yes, Luke. Oh, Luke. For the win. Oh, Shawn Mendes. That's correct. And Luke, I'm sure your wife's favourite songs are from Shawn Mendes as well, aren't they? She loves him.

She loves that stuff. Congratulations, 50 bucks coming your way, Luke. That's another win for the Tredys. Nice work, mate. Enjoy. Look, I want to talk grandparents for a second. your way, Luke. That's another one for the tradies. Nice work, mate. Enjoy. Bree and Clint. Look, I want to talk grandparents for a second and if you're lucky enough to have grandparents who are still here, hug them

tight because I miss mine so much. They're just the best. They're just so cool and I love how you can do things with your grandparents that your parents normally probably wouldn't take you to do things. That's what my nan would always take us to do. She'd be like, do you guys not want to go to school today? And we'd be like, is this a joke? And she'd be like, nah, let's

just not go. Do you guys want shoes, berries for breakfast? Don't tell your mother. My nan was awesome. She was so cool. But there's a grandparent that I've found online who I think might be the coolest grandparent ever. Right. Her name is Edith. Great grandma name. I know, perfect grandma name. Yeah, yeah.

You didn't even need to tell me she was a grandma. I already knew. Her name's Edith and she's officially, get this, the world's oldest competitive powerlifter. What? How old is she? Edith currently is 100. And she's powerlifting. And she is powerlifting, baby.

As a man who's in his 30s and fractured my elbows from falling over on the weekend, that's seriously impressive. We've got some audio of Edith and Edith's friend talking about a time she competed in a powerlifting competition. I was 91. I started actually lifting on a regular basis. I never expected I would be in a competition.

The announcer said, okay, this is a big lift. And this person is 95 years old. And everybody's kind of holding their breath. And she bent down and picked it up like it was her purse. She started at 91. She took up the sport of powerlifting when she was 91. She competed in competitions.

Obviously, you heard that she competed in one when she was 95. She just turned 100 this month. And she's still competing. And she lifts weights of up to nearly 70 kilos. I was going to say any stats on her weights. 70 kilos. That is ridiculous. Surely she doesn't weigh 70 kilos. Well, I don't know.

I'm not sure. You know what? I love this story because you know what? It gives me hope because I've told you I will get ripped one day and you keep telling me that I'm past my prime. I told you I'm going to get that Channing Tatum rig one day. No, it wasn't me that told you that. Didn't your doctor say you're past your use-by date?

Well, if she's at 91, if she's at 91, then. You should see this woman though. You know those people where you look at them and you're like, she's 100. You should see the video of her and she looks like she's about 80. Yeah. She just looks incredible. And 80 is obviously not that young.

She's probably paleo. She's probably got some fits by lifestyle that we don't know about. I looked into it and she said she used to do a lot of dancing. She always said yes to every type of different activity that she could. And that's how she pretty much got into powerlifting And she reckons that's the key What a cool grandma Just say yes to everything And you'll live a long happy life

She's 100 Let's take some calls on cool grandparents this afternoon Yeah, what's your grandparent doing that's still cool? And how old are they? I mean age is just a number. It's just a number, but you wouldn't expect them to be doing it at that age. No, but they still are. Yeah.

And it's just cool. My nan, I remember one day I rocked up at her house and I was like, what are you doing? She goes, oh, I just bought a Nintendo Wii. She goes, I'm playing that bowling game on the Nintendo Wii. Anyway, I was like, oh, that's cool, man. Like I didn't realise you could, you know, use that kind of technology. Anyway, the next day I had to go back over and help her get dressed

because her arm was so sore from metaphorically throwing a bowling ball. CrossFit grandmas, wakeboarding grandmas, gaming grandmas and granddads. Oh, $800. We want to hear from you guys this afternoon. Bree and Clint. We're talking about cool grandparents. There's a grandparent who is making headlines as she is the oldest competitive powerlifter at 100 years old. Edith says, you know, it's not that big of a deal.

I just, you know, walk in there and lift some weights and my arms just got big muscles. How much of a deal. I just, you know, walk in there and lift some weights and my arms just, I've just got big muscles. How much of a piece would you feel like if your grandma had a better gym routine than you did? Yeah, she deadlifts more than you at the gym. She's meant to be slowing down and eating cookies and then instead she's going and doing this and coming around to your house and going,

get off the couch. I bloody love it. What a legend. So we're asking you this afternoon, what's the cool thing your grandparent still does? Hello, Carla. Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. Is it grandma or grandpa? It's grandma and it's me. Oh, you're the cool grandma. No, I didn't.

I hopped in the car just before I heard you guys say, if you know a grandparent that does blah, blah, blah, blah, I call her. Okay, so which one do you do? Is it that you listen to ZM? Yeah, ZM, that's the coolest thing I do. I like that. I do do weightlifting at the gym, but I do mountain biking, snowboarding, wakeboarding. Got top of New Zealand last year for

wakeboarding for women's vets, and I went bungee jumping a couple weeks ago with a teenager as well. Carla, you are the coolest grandparent on the planet. That's amazing. I love that from you. Thanks. What do your grandkids say?

Do they think that grandma's pretty cool? Well, they're only four and two, so they probably don't really get it. They can't appreciate it yet. No, we did give our, when she was three, she bought her her first snowboard when she was three. So now at three, she can already snowboard, which is pretty exciting for her. Wait, wait, you bought a three-year-old a snowboard? Yeah,

a snowboard. And so our son's been taught her to snowboard. And now she's already got her first mountain bike and she's four and she can go mountain biking with him now. Calla, correct me if I'm wrong, it's incredible how good their balance is when they're that young, hey? Oh, amazing Emma, absolutely incredible yes, if you teach them and they don't have any fear when they're younger, so they'll just do it

and then as they get older, it's too late because they already know how to do it. That's what I try and tell myself while I'm not good at anything anymore, so I said oh it's just because of the fear, I used to be good. Yeah, thanks Carla, that's awesome. Let's go to Cooper, hi Cooper G'day Cooper. Hi, Cooper. G'day, Cooper. Hi. I believe this is your grandparent that you want to call up about. Yeah, it's my granddad. What's so cool about granddad?

What's he doing? He's 69 at Pawanui, and he can do a headstand on a surfboard while surfboarding. That's amazing, Cooper. 69 and he's surfing and doing handstands. Yeah. Do you think he's cool? Yeah. Yeah? Do you want to do that when you get out there? Uh-huh. Yeah, that's nice. Oh, very

cool. Hey, Cooper, can you say hi to your granddad from us and tell him that we think he's pretty cool? And if he asks who we are, just say, oh, no one important. Thanks, Cooper. Let's go to Riley. Hi, Riley. Hi, Riley.

G'day, guys. How are you going? Good, thanks. I believe it's your grandma that's pretty cool, Riley. Yeah, she's a pretty cool grandma, to be honest. She bought a new car, it would be probably five years ago now, and the first thing she did is take it straight to the mechanic and get it lowered so she

could make it. She chopped it. What sort of car are we talking about? It was like an older kind of Audi sedan kind of thing. I can't remember the exact name. And she sacked it? She sacked this. Yeah, that's awesome.

Riley, are you sure? Did she lower it for the cool factor or did she lower it so it was easier to get into? She was certainly doing it for the cool factor. Really? She loved her cars, yeah. Did she have like a subwoofer or like tweeters or anything in it? She probably couldn't hear it even if they were to be honest. Bree and Clint.

Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, Tones and I has come into a bit of controversy after posting some stuff about the latest lockdowns that are happening in Melbourne, and it's divided people. Oh, yeah. You know when you see a post?

I was literally on Instagram and I scrolled and I saw it the second it popped up. So basically literally on Instagram and I scrolled and I saw it a second, it popped up. So basically, Tones and I went on and talked. It has so many swear words. I actually can't repeat what it said because it's just the F word. So many of the F word. But she's talking about how all different industries and all different jobs and all different people are being very negatively affected by the lockdown. And that how that is then impacting people's mental health and everything that everyone's going through over being locked down.

That's probably the nicest way to put it. It's very, very, very explicit. But she did at the end decide to give away to 10 people, I don't want to call them lucky people, but 10 people $5,000 and some help to get through this really difficult time as people and businesses start to close down when the lockdown, you know, is in full effect. Is she anti-lockdown?

Is that what the controversy is about? Yes. Right, okay. Pretty much the post, like, from what I got from it is that she is quite, she's just angry because she's like, yes, people, COVID is horrible and people are dying. She's like, but the government aren't putting enough power and help behind what this is doing to our country's mental health.

Right, okay. She's saying so many people, you know, obviously pass away from suicide each year. Yeah. Like where's the government's help? Like you don't realise the repercussions that are, you know, coming from this. Yeah, right.

Kind of thing. So people are really kind of divided on it. Did you say she took the post down? No, the post is still up. Oh, they're still up there. Yeah, the post is still up. Yeah, right. Okay.

She's angry. Yeah. It's a very angry post towards the whole situation. Yeah, right. I think people are quite shocked because, I mean, there's a lot of angry people in Australia right now and there's so many people that are doing it tough and you don't really realise it.

I talk to my friends and family and people are really struggling. It's really bad there at the moment. And people, I think the worst thing, and I don't know about Dean, if you've talked to your friends and family, but people don't see a light at the end of the tunnel. No, the cases aren't going down. No, and they don't know when this is going to finish. And that's, I think, the biggest stress on everyone right now.

That was. And that was the biggest stress for us over here. Like, I remember April last year, so it had been going for a month, and it went on for another year. It's crazy. It never peaked. It just felt like it was never going to peak. It felt like it was never, ever going to end.

And, like, what Tones was saying, she was basically saying, like, obviously COVID is terrible for people, but also locking everything down has all of these effects as well. And we're losing people because of it. Yeah, fair enough. Yes. Yeah. That was what I dealt with in America,

and that was the same, you know, conversation everyone had over here as well. It's hard, really hard. It's really hard. If you or someone you know is struggling, you can call Lifeline. They's hard, really hard. It's really hard. If you or someone you know is struggling, you can call Lifeline. They're available 24-7. They're an amazing, amazing organisation.

0800 543 354. Free in Clint. I got a free ride to work today, thanks to ACC. Got an Uber, chauffeur-driven, right to the door. How lovely. I know, right?

Yeah. And all because you were an idiot on Saturday night. No. No. No.. I know, right? Yeah. And all because you were an idiot on Saturday night. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. This could have happened to anybody. Anyone that's had a lot of drinks. Excuse me. I was the victim of a low hanging chain on Saturday night. And a lot of drinks. Leaving the All Blacks game on Saturday night, I was behind my friend group and I thought,

I'll catch up to the fellas and I started running. Why were you behind? I needed to use the bathroom. Oh, I wonder why. Because I was well hydrated, okay? You need a few drinks. Anyway, I start running after them

and I catch this chain thing that's hanging across a driveway. Those really low ones that are just meant to keep a car up. Can I say, if the owners of a chain fence are listening, take it down. Take it down or paint it yellow. You know why it's there? Why? To catch idiots like you after going to see a game

that the All Blacks are playing in afterwards. Yeah. And guess what it did? It caught an idiot like me. It caught you perfectly. Yeah, well, I feel like the punishment is disproportionate because as I was running, I've fallen forwards and I've tried to save my face and I've put both hands out

and as a result sent shockwaves up my arms and I've injured both my elbows and I've actually fractured one of them. I love that you've got such a nerdy injury. You've fractured your elbow. Like, you know what's not a nerdy injury. You fractured your elbow. I know. You know what's not a nerdy injury? If you had said, oh, I broke my collarbone. I broke my wrist.

Cool injury. Like collarbone, cool. I broke my arm, cool injury. Yeah. You fractured your elbow. The worst bit is it's just a hairline fracture as well. It happened very publicly. I should laugh.

You are okay. I am laugh. You are okay. I am okay. You're okay. I'm okay. But I tell you what, it was the closest I've ever been to feeling like an all black in that moment because you've got to picture me. I'm in full kit.

I'm outside Eden Park, so I'm pretty close to Eden Park. And as I hit the ground, there's a large crowd around me and I hear, ooh. And I was like, man, this must be what it feels like when Richie McCaw gets tackled. There was a live soundtrack to my injury. You were the low-hanging chain. I feel like you got smashed by the low-hanging chain.

The low-hanging chain's still standing. The low-hanging chain definitely came out on top, I think. I had a lovely bunch of ladies crowd around me um and i could tell they were mums too because they were just they said the right things they're like don't get up honey don't get up don't get up okay you need to stay there we need to check if everything's okay but i as the crowd started to grow i was like i need to get out of here i don't want to i don't want to i don't want to be here so i had to get up i was like i can't get up i can't get up i can't get up anyway these ladies So I had to get up. I was like, I can't get up. I can't get up. I can't get up. Anyway, these ladies helped me back to my feet

and I was back on my way. Did you fall on like concrete or grass? No, concrete. How did you fall and you don't have any grazes on you? I know. I don't have any grazes on my wrists from it. Yeah, that's wild. Good concrete, I think.

Yeah. Nice, smooth concrete. I thought we could take some calls this afternoon because that's my first major public fall. And by that I mean... Oh, well, welcome to the club. You fell with an audience. I've been here for a while.

Have you had a public fall? Yeah. I told you about one on this show. At a wedding during the speeches, it was 400 people and I fell down the stairs in the middle of everyone. And I may have had a few drinks at that occasion as well. Okay, well, there you go.

There's a public fall. Good to be here. Not a good time. Good to know that I'm in good company. I'd rather fall when it's just yourself. Oh, totally. Yeah. Totally.

You know the worst though? As long as you're okay, as long as you can get yourself up, I'd rather there wasn't an audience. Well, yeah, that's not a good time. The worst type of fall in public, hands down, is when you are by worst type of fall in public, hands down, is when you are by yourself and you fall in public.

Yeah. Whereas if you're with a friend, they can kind of laugh and, you know, make fun of you and you've got your friend there. If you fall when you're on your own. That was me. It's the worst. That was me. I was by myself and the lady's like, do you have some friends?

I was like, yeah, I was actually trying to catch them. And they're like, we don't believe you. Oh, I had your dials at M this afternoon. We want to know about your public falls. Where was it? Who saw you? What was the outcome? What was the injuries? Went down. Well, you. Other than you, yeah. You went down.

But what else? Get in touch. Oh, I had your dials at M. I've had a fall, everybody. Feel sorry for me. Sympathise with me. Can I just say, I don't think you can call it a fall. Why not? You fell over. Yeah, I fell over, yeah. Because having a fall is when it's a complete accident and you- Oh, this is an accident. I didn't mean to do this. No, but you had some play in falling over. Right. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. So getting out of the shower and slipping.

That's having a fall. Running into a chain after a rugby game trying to catch up with your mates. After having a few drinks. Yeah. Falling over. Right. Okay. Do I need to make this distinction on my ACC form or is it more of a subtle

nuance? Yeah, I think I wouldn't tell ACC. Let's talk to Anne Ant here. Anne, you had a fall in public? No, it wasn't me, but when I was leaving the rugby game on Saturday, I saw this guy trip over a chain. Is it me?

And helped him up. Are you one of the ladies who helped me up after the game? Yes, I told you to stay on the ground until you're ready to get up. Yes. Oh, my God. You're my guardian angel, Anne. He didn't listen to you, Anne. He got up.

Hey, guess what? He didn't. He got up and I said, do you have any friends or anyone around? He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, my friends are over there. I've got to go. I've got to go. Yeah, yeah, I was trying to catch up. I was embarrassed, Anne.

I'd done a big, I'd eaten crap in front of everybody. On a scale of one to eight drinks, how many drinks would you say you had? I couldn't smell it on him, but the way he went over that chain, the way he went over that chain, that was hard. Yeah, it was with pace. Hey, Anne, thank you. You're my guardian angel, and I appreciate you. Well, I'm glad that you're okay.

I was worried about you. I can't believe you found Anne. Yeah, there she is. Let's talk to Jacob. Hi, Jacob. G'day, Jacob. Hey, man. How are you?

Good. Did you ever fall in public? Oh, I did, yeah. Back in 2013, I was, yeah, 12 years old, chasing after my girlfriend. It was New Year's. It was quite dark. And I was, yeah, chasing after her

in one of the main parks in Fram. Yeah, exactly the same as what you did. Ran straight into a chain fence, fell over, smashed down onto my elbow and completely shattered it.

So, you know, in the efforts of trying to be hard and trying to look tough in front of my girlfriend, I got her. You broke your weenus. You don't want to do that in front of your girlfriend, Jacob.

No, I know. I know. I sort of played it cool and had the New Year's kisses at 12 and then shot down to Wellington Hospital the next day and had to go in for surgery to get my elbow stuck. Stuck around for the kiss and then went in for an operation. Those chains are evil because you don't even know that they're there, right? They should be yellow or should be illegal. Yeah, I agree.

Yeah, I'm going to write a letter to the council. Let's talk to Bridget. Hi, Bridget. G'day, Bridget. Hi, how's it going? When did you fall over in public? We have a coffee guy who comes to our work, so drives around,

and I was waiting in line for my hot chocolate and fell over while standing still. Wow. Okay, so Bree, has Bridget fallen over or has she had a fall? No, Bridget, you've had a fall there. Unfortunately, you've had a fall. Important question, did you manage to get the hot chocolate? Yeah, I couldn't drink it because the pain was making me too nauseous. Right, what was the injury that you sustained from getting a hot chocolate?

I fractured my radius. Oh, right. Yeah, okay. I'm going to pretend like I know what that is. It's the big bone in your arm. Yeah, I knew that. Yeah, right. Okay, well, getting hot chocolate is an extreme sport, so we're glad you're

okay, Bridget. Yeah. Yeah, nice. Poor Bridget. Poor Bridget. Couldn't even drink her hot chocolate. If you wanted to own a castle, Bree? Depends what type. Like a proper stone

English castle. I always find they're probably haunted though. Yeah, I've never had any desire to own one whatsoever, but some people do, you know. My home, my castle. Some people want a real castle. You reckon people actually want to own a castle? Well, it's the ultimate, right?

Like you can... Have a moat. You can have a moat. You can have a dungeon. You can have a... What's the name door? What's it called? Not trap door. What's the name door? What's it called? Not trap door.

What's the door called? What's the door called? Ben, what's the door called that comes down over the moat? Yeah, definitely thought trap door. Not trap door. Anastasia, your turn. What's the name of the retractable door thing? Google door.

What is the name of? I don't know. Drawbridge. Drawbridge. Drawbridge. Drawbridge. No, not Trapdoor. Trapdoor is something completely different.

Well, you can have one at this. Prince Charles' favourite castle is currently for sale for... His favourite castle? His favourite castle. He's got more than one. Yeah, he's got more. He's Prince Charles. He's in line to be the King of England, you know.

His favourite castle is currently for sale for one dollar. One dollar? Yes. Kinloch Castle on the Isle of Rum in the west coast of Scotland. Wait, there's a place called the Isle of Rum? Yes. How have I not heard about this place? Get me a ticket now.

The Isle of Rum, I think it's full of whiskey actually, because it's on the west coast of Scotland. Has everything you could ever want in a castle. There's a missed opportunity there, isn't there? It was built in 1897. It's got five stone towers. You know the big towers?

The turrets. Yeah, the turrets. It's got five of them. And it needs $13 million worth of repairs, if you'd like to buy this castle. Okay, well, I mean, you've left that part right at the end. Yeah, but it. $13 million worth of repairs if you'd like to buy this castle. Okay, well, I mean, you've left that part right at the end. Yeah, but it's only $1. No, you've left that part right till the end.

But if I don't have $13 million, how am I going to fix it? Well, that's not my problem. I'm going to real estate agent this to you. It's the ultimate doer-upper, okay? It's a castle, Brie. Literally. It's a DIYer's paradise paradise the castle is from three centuries ago and yeah it needs a bit of tlc but where else are you going to get your own castle for a dollar

imagine but just imagine if you bought this castle for a dollar yeah and one day you were like oh going all the block styles and you were like you know renovating and stuff yeah and you get to one of the turrets and then you just find this girl and she's asleep in this bed. Yeah. And she's up the top of this turret of this castle and you're like, what the hell is going on? Yeah.

She's like, I've been here for 40 years. And you're like, whoa, you look fantastic. What night cream are you using? You owe me a lot of rent. Kia ora, this is Toby Mann. Hi, I'm the host of Gone By Kia ora, this is Toby Manhai. I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians,

with me, Annabel Leigh-Mather, and Ben Thomas, careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous. It's not for everyone. I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea, but you, I reckon, will love it. Gone By Lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Bree and Clint. reckon love it gone by lunchtime grab one now wherever you get your podcasts got a situation uh where people can have their say have their opinion on who is the a-hole in the situation uh so this girl she says uh am i the a-hole for not wanting to invite my

auntie to my wedding oh yeah it says here so my auntie got married 10 years ago and had a no young kids rule at her wedding me and my younger cousin were the only ones left out as everyone else was over the age of 18 the only child-free wedding in the family thus far apparently the wedding was a blast and my cousin and i hear stories about how amazing it was. I'm getting married in 2024 and we are flying everyone, all of our family members from all over the state in for the wedding. We're also paying for their accommodation. It is expensive, but we both earn enough and it is a once in a lifetime celebration and we have a long time to save. I still haven't gotten over the fact that my auntie didn't invite me even though we were old enough to behave in my opinion. I don't want to invite my aunt or pay for her tickets and

stay even though we're doing it for all our other aunties and uncles. Would I be the a-hole if I go ahead with my plan not to invite my auntie? Now I think there's an important distinction to be made here. I think you can be right and still be the a-hole in a situation. Yeah, right, okay. Because what I think this person is doing is they are using their wedding for revenge. They're going, I've held on to the scrudge

for, oh, ten years it sounds like. A long time. And I finally have the opportunity to get one back at my auntie who cut me off. So doing something vengeful kind of makes you the a-hole, but she's well within her rights. So my question, yeah, it's – The auntie's the a-hole too because if they were the only two kids

and they were almost old enough, the auntie was the a-hole too. Yeah, just invite them. If they're the only ones that couldn't come, then you just invite them. But has that happened to you? Have you ever? Cut any of my aunties off? Not yet. Did you invite people to your wedding

that didn't invite you to their wedding? Did I invite people to my wedding that didn't invite me to theirs? I'm not sure. I can't think of specifically. Oh, you would know. Like at the time, like when you were making your wedding list, did that play into a factor of... Did I go, oh, these people are married.

Did I get an invite to this? No. No, I just went off the, how are we friends with right now? Because it's just a snapshot of your life in that moment. At the same time, you shouldn't invite anybody that you don't want at your wedding. Like, don't have any guilt invites to your wedding. Just because you think that you should invite your auntie

to keep your family happy, if you don't like that auntie, it's your wedding. And you're paying for everything. It's a good way to let them know that you don't like them too. It's going to do that. It's going to draw a line in the sand. I know, but isn't it just not worth the drama And you should just invite them

And then it's all fine So that's being the bigger person And also just avoiding the issue as well Well yeah but I mean it's not an issue That I want to deal with on my wedding day I'd rather just breeze past that But you don't have to deal with it Because the auntie won't be there

But then one of your other aunties Might bring it up afterwards And then maybe it it because the auntie won't be there. But then one of your other aunties might bring it up afterwards. And then maybe you'll upset another auntie. It's your wedding. You're in this situation. What do you do? No, I invite them. You invite them?

Yeah, because you shouldn't just base whatever you, you should base what you want to do off what you think in your own morals. Not because she didn't invite you. You shouldn't use your wedding for revenge. You're right. I mean, it's a good place to do it though. Would you put on the invite even though you didn't invite me to your wedding, here is an

invite to my wedding. I mean, absolutely. Yeah, right, I think that's... Good opportunity. They're still invited, right? Yeah. Just get that message in. Brie and Clint. Every now and then a job comes along that I think is perfect for you Bree And if you want to apply for it

Just know that if it's your passion I won't stand in your way What makes you think that I want to leave No I don't think you want to leave But sometimes the dream job comes along I see the situation Sometimes a job comes along and you go I can't stop this person from fulfilling their passion

Like that time I told you You should apply to be the Domino's garlic bread tester. I mean, it was the, you know, I actually applied. I know you actually applied. I never heard back. Yeah. Yeah. I was pretty sad about it. That's okay.

Don't let that get in your way because there's another job here, which is perfect for you. Is it a professional napper? No. Because I am quite good at napping. No, not a professional napper. What else are your other skills? Sitting down. It is sitting quite good at napping. No, not a professional napper. What else are your other skills? Sitting down.

It is sitting down bass. It is. Okay, well, I could be good for this. Fandomspot.com want to pay somebody to watch Love Island. So the job. Well, it's perfect for me. Right, let me read you the description. The job notice says, are you a Love Island superfan? Check. Yes,

she is. Well, we've got the job for you. We're excited to announce that we're looking for fandomspot.com's first Love Island investigator and editor to write about all things that fans might want to know about the reality TV show.

Interesting. So do you think you don't only watch the show, you understand the show, you see the relationships building, you see the drama, you can write about that? I feel like I'm very good at kind of talking about why I think people are doing things, the reasons behind their behaviour, you know, all that kind of stuff.

Perfect. The job will see the applicant spend three hours a day watching the show and then following the stars on social media pages and general reaction to each episode. So you have to Instastalk them as well. No, I already do that. You do do that already? I already watch it for three hours a day

and I follow all of them on Instagram. Okay, all right. Well, I guess it's just down to money, right? Don't come in too keen. Oh, here we go. It's all about negotiation. Yeah, no, I'm going to pretend. I mean, you know, it sounds okay.

Play it. Treat him mean, keep him keen. If you're up for the role, you will be paid a one-off payment of... One-off? Up front, $5,000 US. Ooh, US. Yeah.

What, was it not good enough when it was New Zealand dollars? Bree and Clint. A woman has taken to Reddit to share a story of a horror first date that she had with a guy she matched with on Tinder. She said they were talking for a little while. He seemed pretty normal. Yeah. She invited him over to her house for a barbecue with a few friends.

Oh, yeah. As a first date? I think, yeah, first date. She... Seems intimate? No, it's probably there's probably like 20 people there. Yeah. It's like a gathering. Okay. I think it's fine. I just mean meeting the friends on the first date. Oh, yeah, maybe. Yeah, okay, but no, continue. Anyway, the guy turned up. He arrived late, quite late, about 45 minutes late

and she asked him why and he said that he had driven around the house several times and he nearly decided to just go home. Oh, he was nervous? Yeah, maybe. The woman then went on to say how the man only spoke about himself, talking

non-stop about all of his family drama was the main topic of conversation. Love that. Someone who drama was the main topic of conversation. Love that. Someone who thinks that that's good date conversation. Not good date conversation. Leave your baggage at the door until what? Yeah, just leave it.

Fourth date? Fifth date? I'd say six or seven. Before you really hook them in. This is the one that really got me. The guy also bought his own food to the barbecue. Oh, yeah. But wasn't willing to share

with anyone. Because he said that the steaks that he bought were expensive and he felt like he wanted to eat them. And then this is So no dietary requirements. He just wanted the nice steak. He just wanted the nice steak.

He thought he was flexing too. He was like, this will impress him. Yeah, but you can't have any. I'm too cheap to bring any more steaks for you guys. But I'm impressive because I know good meat. Yeah, I know good Wagyu. This is probably the worst part. He then proceeded to whip out a vial which contained ashes from his mum who had passed away.

He said, I'd like to introduce you to my mum. And then the girl said, I didn't know what to do, whether to laugh, cry or run. And the man went on to explain that this was not the first time his mother had joined him on a special occasion and that he brings the vial of her ashes to any important event. Right. Okay.

Now, this is why I am so glad that I don't have to date anymore. Can you imagine if someone turned up? Because you just don't know who's going to show up on that date. You look at five pictures of them and three sentences on Tinder and you're like, okay, cool. I'll be alone with this person. I'll go out and have an intimate conversation with this person. Remember that time we talked about a story

and someone went out on a first date with someone and they took them to their... To the cemetery. To the cemetery, to their mum or dad's grave. Yes. On the first date. Yes, yeah. To visit their mum or dad.

Yeah. Not first date vibes. Not first date material. No, not first date vibes. No one's saying hide how much your late parents mean to you. We're just saying just call it on the first date because you've got to put yourself in that other person's shoes. How awkward.

How awkward. How would you react? Always think about that. Yeah. I thought you were asking me personally how would I react. No, but like when you're about to share something, like how would you react if someone said whatever you're about to say to you? Yeah, put yourself in their shoes.

Like you don't talk about what on the first day, what do they say? You don't talk about money. Don't talk about religion. Don't talk about religion. And you don't talk about politics. Politics. Don't talk about politics. Unless you guys met on richchristiannationalvoters.com.

Then I mean that's a free game. You. Then I mean, that's a free game. You're good to go. It's a free game. Just talk about how much you love Judith and you're good to go. Look, it's a classic, but we love hearing your guys' stories and I feel like there's always some absolute beauties. Yeah. Have you had a disaster first date?

Yeah. Someone just did the worst room read of all time on the first date. Like it just did not go well. And please tell us there was no second date. Yeah, someone just did the worst room read of all time on the first date. Like it just did not go well. And please tell us there was no second date. We often hear these stories from people who had a horror first date and then it's followed up with and now we're married.

And you're like... Which is fine if you are. Actually no, it's fine if you are. No, but there's sometimes it can be a horror first date, you know, where someone ends up in the hospital but the other person goes to comfort them. That's different. That counts. Yeah.

I'd count that. Did they bring dead mum on the first date? Yeah, that's a disaster. Oh, 800 dials at him. Or you can text us on 9696. Tell us about your horror first date stories. Bree and Clint. Oh, yeah.

They're flooding in as they normally do. What is your horror first date story? A girl has shared hers on Reddit after she said the guy turned up with his dead mum's ashes in a vial around his neck. He also bought his own steak. It was a barbecue. I think I'm more offended by him bringing his own food and then not sharing it at a barbecue.

This could have been worse, and I've just realised it could have been worse. What? What if she mistook the vial for some sort of seasoning that he had bought? Because if he's BYOing everything, what if she thought, okay, he's bought his own rub for the steak, and what if he'd barbecued the steak with mum's ashes? Yeah, not ideal. Look, the day was an absolute disaster.

It was a write-off. Do you have one that can top it? What was your first date disaster? Lauren, good afternoon. Hi, Lauren. Hello. What went down, Lauren, on your first date? So, yeah, Tinder, of course.

He brought board games to a first date that was meant to be a bit of indoor gardening. And then he proceeded to... What board games? Wait, what board games? Was it Twister? No. Was it Operation? It was like Cluedo.

Right. Okay. Okay, that's terrifying. That's ironic considering he had no Cluedo what was going on. Okay, so he shows up at board games meant to be gardening and then what happens? He kept farting. Oh!

And burped prior to kissing me. Right. Oh, you can control that. No, and then tried to give me tips on my Tinder bio to get more matches. What were the tips? What were the tips, Lauren? Do you remember? He told me that I should put that I have an American accent

because, you know, that would get me more men. And he also told me about how, you know, when a guy gets unmatched, it puts him down in the algorithm. So he has to be first to unmatch someone. Right. Oh, my God. It sounds like you got a real catch there. I can see this guy.

He's like, Lauren, what you got to do is you got to get a picture with a fish and then you got to put that as your main profile picture, Lauren. I'm telling you, it works. Power move, showing up with board games. I mean, not a good power move. Didn't work. Let's go to Logan. Hi, Logan.

G'day, Logan. Kia ora, guys. How are you? Good, thank you. What was your disaster first date, Logan? Not a disaster. Invited her over for dinner. Said I'd cook a pad thai.

Yeah, perfect. Proceeded to, yeah, I know, right. Proceeded to cook a chicken pad thai in front of her. Wait, are you saying pad thai? Pad thai, yeah. Pad thai, yes. Pad thai, the thai. Chicken pad thai.

Got it, yeah. Okay, the thai dish. That's the one. Yeah, got it. And proceeded Thai. Got it, yeah. Okay, the Thai dish. That's the one. Yeah, got it. And proceeded to cook it in front of her, got to serving up, and she told me she was vegetarian. No! Logan, why wouldn't she have told you?

If you've done the right thing, you're like, I'd love to cook you dinner, and you've gone to the trouble. That is her job to say. Yeah, she's in the wrong here. I'm vegetarian. Maybe the conversation was just really good. So what did you do? Did you eat your pad tie in front of her?

No, I ended up picking the chicken pieces out. Right. Second date? Logan. Yes, and I think that was about it. So it didn't last much longer. He ended up cooking his spaghetti bowl

on the second date. He wanted to go, he's like can't pick the meat up. I'm going to cook a spaghetti bowl. Lee's here. Hi Lee. G'day Lee. Hi. What happened? What disaster happened on the first date? Okay, so basically in 2017

when I met him through my cousins and we went on our first day at mcdonald's so it was all good because we were eating you know so fancy first day amazing yes cool and then we he starts asking me what my favorite things are i tell him that my favorite animal is a turtle and a panda. And then he proceeds to tell me that his dead turtle's in his car in a cardboard box. And he was like, he died that morning. I know!

He brought a dead turtle to your McDonald's date. He literally brought his dead turtle to this McDonald's date with me. Lee, Lee. He didn't take you out to the car to show you, did he? Tell me he didn't do that.

Okay, so that's all for tonight. Okay, bye. So yes, he did take me out to go see this little, little redfoot turtle. He must have thought he'd hit the jackpot when you said my favourite animal was turtle. He was like, oh my God, I've got to marry this girl. Let me tell her about this dead turtle in her car.

And I was like, oh, cool. What was he thinking? Why would he do that? Can you imagine? I just picture Lee's face when he's like, oh my God, no way. I can't believe your favourite animal's a turtle. I've got a dead one in my car. You're never going to believe this.

You want to come see a dead one? I heard you like turtles. That's a turtle. I've got a dead one in my car. You're never going to believe this. You want to come see a dead one? I heard you like turtles. That's too good. That's Lorde, who's stoned at the nail salon. Be a weird feeling, eh? Being stoned at the nail salon. Yeah, I wonder what that feels like.

Having your fingies all being played with. I mean, not that I would know what being anything. You sound so creepy. No, no, no, no, no. That was meant to come across creepy. What? Are you stoned now?

You know, I imagine it'd feel a little tingly and weird. No, I'd stop now. I think I'd stop. I told you I'd be worried everyone was talking about me. Imagine getting your feet shaved or the skin shaved off your heels. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And just being lit up.

I think I'd want to be stoned for that. Tickles. Sounds painful. No, not painful. Is it not? Okay. No, it's fine. Let's do a birthday banger.

Yeah, let's get into it. Who's first? Let's go with George. We're going to find out what was number one on George's 16th birthday. Hi. G'day, George. Hi there. How are you going?

Very well. George, I believe you have turned 16 last year. Is that right? Yes, that is correct. Wow, freshie. You're just eligible, George. What day? What day and month?

The 27th of the 10th. All right, which means you were born in 2004, so you were 16 last year. And on the 27th of October last year, this was number one. So weird to play a song like that as a birthday banger. I know. But it's yours, George. Do you like it?

24K golden and moves? Nah, love it. Absolutely love it. Love it? Perfect, George, because it's still in the playlist as we speak. You'll hear it. You'll hear it very shortly. That's your birthday banger for the rest of your life.

Let's go to Joel. Hi, Joel. G'day, Joel. Hello, how are you? Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, good, good. Good to hear. What's your birthday, Joel. G'day, Joel. Hello, how are you? Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, good, good. Good to hear.

What's your birthday, Joel? 18th of the 6th, 1999. All right, Joel. You were 16 in 2015. And on the 18th of June, this was the number one song. Baby, now we got bad blood. You know we used to be mad blood. Ah, Taylor Swift and Kendrick Lamar, Bad blood. You know we used to be mad blood. Ah, Taylor Swift and Kendrick Lamar, Bad Blood.

Because baby, now we got bad blood. Do you like it, Joel? Yeah, it's not too bad. It's got a catchy vibe to it. Yeah, right? It's up. It's good. I actually really rated that Taylor Swift song.

Yeah. Vibe. Yeah, it was good. Good music video. It was like one of the most passive-aggressive pop songs I've ever heard, and I loved it. Let's get one more for Natasha. Kia ora, Natasha. Hi, Natasha.

Hi there. How are you? Good. How are you? Good, thank you. That's good. What's your birthday, Natasha? The 9th of August, 1989.

All right. You were 16 in 2005. And on the 9th of August in 2005, this was top of the chart. Don't you wish your girlfriend was wrong like me. Don't you wish your... Damn, is that a bit of you, Natasha? A few years ago, maybe. Yeah, is that you out there dancing on the tables?

Yeah, sounds like it. Yeah, swinging around the poles. Doing a shot off the bar or something. I don't know. You really haven't been out in a while. I haven't been out for ages, no. Do you like it, Natasha? Should we vote for that? Yeah, I like those. Okay, cool. Pretty good. We've got a 24K

Golden, we've got a Taylor Swift and we've got a Pussycat Dolls. I like the Taylor Swift song. I like the Pussycat Dolls song. I don't mind the 24K Golden song, but I don't feel like it can win birthday banger. I'm going to say Pussycat Dolls for me. It's got the vibe.

I was just checking to see if we had the Kendrick version of Bad Blood if we were going to vote for that. You can Pussycat Dolls? Well, you can vote for Bad Blood. We can go to the producers. Let me have a quick listen. Hang on. Because baby, now we got bad blood.

You know we used to be mad. Nah, let's go Pussycat Dolls. Okay. Let's do it. Let me have a quick listen. Hang on. Nah, let's go Pussycat Dolls. Let's do it. Natasha, you just won Birthday Banger. Congratulations. Oh, awesome. Thank you. Brain cleanse.

Here's your Birthday Banger for Tuesday on ZM. ZM Brain Cleanse. Next to win her Birthday Banger for Tuesday on ZM. ZM, Brian Clint. Next to win her birthday banger. For Natasha, Pussycat Dolls and Busta Rhymes, Don't Share. Good song. Banger. No regrets? No regrets.

No regrets. That was it for me. Definitely worth it. Definitely have had more than one injury to that Pussycat Dolls song. Right, here we go. The aim of the game, we've picked two movies. We've pre-recorded quotes from those movies. You just need to get one out of the four correct.

That's it, and you'll pick up the 50 KFC chicken dollars. This week, Superbads and Happy Gilmore. Let's go to Courtney. Hi, Courtney. Hi, Courtney. Hi, how you going? You like both of those movies, Courtney? I'm a huge fan of Superbad.

Oh, good. Happy Gilmore's pretty good too. Yeah, good. All right, you should get this then. Let's start with Superbad, seeing as you're a super fan. What quote do you think Brie has chosen from Superbad? I reckon she's gone for the classic. Wait, you changed your name to McLovin?

What kind of stupid name is that? Oh, okay. I know exactly the quote you're talking about. What are you, Seal? Let's roll the clip and see what it is. It's you, McMuffin. What do we reckon? Is that? It's not quite, eh?

Yeah. It's the one where the homeless guy on the bus looks at him and goes, it's you, McMuffin. It had to be. Okay, Courtney. You were close though, Courtney. Pick my super bad quote. Well, I'm hoping it's not the same one, but I got a better one.

How old are you, McLovin? Old enough. Old enough for what? To party. There's so many good lines in this movie. Let's roll the clip. McLovin. What kind of stupid name is that?

Vogel. What are you, trying to be an Irish R&B singer? No, it was the first one that you said. Damn. Damn. Okay. That's right, you've still got one movie. What about Happy Gilmore?

What quote is Brie thinking about in Happy Gilmore? I'm going to go with, the price is wrong. Beep. Oh, I love that quote. Oh, now I've just given it away that I haven't done that one. I was going to do that one. I'll give you a free go. It's not that one.

Okay. I eat pieces of beep like you for breakfast. Wait, you eat pieces of shit for breakfast? I love that movie. Roll the clip. Here we go. Somebody's closer. No, not that one either.

But you had such good ones, Courtney. One more shot. One more shot. One more shot. What's the quote I've pulled out of Happy Gilmore? I'm going to go with, Damn alligator popped up, cut me down on my prime. I'm going to tell you that's not it, and I'm going to ask you to guess one more time.

Can I help you, Courtney? Because I also don't know what Clint's is, but I reckon his would be, Go to your hole. Go to your hole. I reckon don't listen to to your... I reckon don't listen to Bray. I reckon don't listen to Bray. Nah, I've got another one. Go on. I'm gonna go with

you're gonna die, clown. Alright. Let's roll the clip and see what it is. You can trouble me for a warm glass of... Shut the hell up, grandma. You're in my world now, okay? You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep So many good ones

So many good ones It's such a quotable movie And you know what Hey you made me laugh I reckon you get the KFC chicken dollars Yeah we gotta give it to you You knew too many quotes You gotta get it

So good That'd be awesome Thank you guys You were the perfect contestant For this game of fart From the fact that you didn't get any right answers. What about the one where he goes Happy, what are you doing?

And he goes, I'm looking for the other half of this bottle. That would have been a good one too. So good. It's a movie quote game. We'll play a game next week. Bree and Clint. So there's a term that's doing the rounds at the moment which is geriatric millennial. How old do you reckon a geriatric millennial is?

I take offense to this term. Well, it's not you. You're too young to be a geriatric millennial. Oh, yes. Well, it's fine with me then. A geriatric millennial was born between 1980 and 1985. Oh, you just make it in. Hey, I'm well in.

I'm well in. By a year. 36 to 41. That's the age. If you're 36 to 41 You're officially a geriatric millennial Really? Right

I only know one geriatric millennial I've realised And so do you It's Ross Boss Oh yeah Well he just makes it into the category of millennial He's officially He's 41

He's officially the oldest millennial The oldest millennial Yeah So I thought He likes to think of himself as a cool millennial though Like he likes Taylor Swift He thinks he's up to date with the kids He, yeah. So I thought, he likes to think of himself as a cool millennial though. Yeah. Like he likes Taylor Swift. He thinks he's up to date with the kids.

He's on TikTok. I thought we could call him and test him to see if he's a regular millennial or a geriatric millennial. But the trick is that there are no right answers to these questions.

Yeah, right. So all the questions we're going to ask him are actually fake questions. Yes. So we're just going to make him think he knows nothing. And he's actually really old. Because he's geriatric.

Yeah. Let's make the call. Hello? Hey, Ross. Cool young millennial drive show, Bree and Clint here. How are you going? G'day, Ross. Hey, I'm a millennial too.

Yeah, technically. You're the oldest millennial, Ross. Yeah, you're the world's oldest millennial. Are you familiar with the term geriatric millennial? I'm assuming that's me. Okay, sure. I can understand. We didn't come up with the term.

No. We don't think you are one, so we want to quiz you and give the opportunity to be rebranded as cool millennial, not geriatric millennial. Okay, I'm going to embrace my energy here and just nail this. Yeah, good. If you can get majority of these questions right, you can come across to the young millennial side, okay? And is there like a prize there? Yeah, youth.

The fountain of youth. It's binge drinking. Okay, first question. Is the latest millennial trend sunglasses with no lenses, ultra skinny jeans, or crotchless undies? Well, I don't think it would be ultra skinny jeans because they're all terrified that Gen Zs will give them. I think it's sunglasses without lenses

because I don't want to say the other thing. Unfortunately, no, it's crotchless underpants. Why are people doing this? We don't make the trends, we just report on them. We just wear them. That's one wrong. You need to get at least two right. You've got to get some of these.

So let's do another word one. If a millennial said they were snagging, what does snagging mean? I've never felt more confronted by a phone call in my life. Snagging. Can I have it in a sentence, please? Yeah. Me and Bree are snagging this weekend. Just like chilling out, not doing anything?

Sorry. No, it's going to Bunnings to get a sausage sizzle. Thought that one was quite obvious. Anyway, question four, Ross. Obviously, you're the boss of the radio station ZM, all the top 40 music, so this one should be easy. Do you know Ava Max? Yes.

You know this song? Of course, everyone knows Ava Max. What is Ava Max's alter ego performer name? Like Nicki Minaj, she had her alter egos like Barbie and Ronan. Roman. Roman. It's been a while. What's Ava Max's alter ego performer name?

How is this like a judgment on someone's age? Well, you should know it because we also play her alter ego songs. Her alter ego performer name is Mabel. Don't call me up. You should really know that, Ross. Sorry, I'm just writing a resignation letter. Yeah, you should really know that. Yeah, you really should be.

That was a shocker from you, Ross. You can save yourself here. All you have to do is get this one and you won't be a geriatric millennial. Ross Boss, Boss of Zedium, geriatric millennial. Ross Boss, boss of ZM, geriatric millennial, potentially. What does WAP stand for? Wild and

priceless. I know what it stands for. No, sorry, unfortunately it was want a pizza. Sorry Ross, you're a geriatric millennial mate, we'll send your enrolment for the rest home in the mail. This is your fault for playing Abbey every week. I've got confused as to what station I'm working on.

I'm getting you new tennis balls for your walker. Thank you. I'll need that to go around the coast where my new job is. Bye, Ross. Look, we need to discuss something because it is August the 10th. Mm-hmm. And this time, oh, no, it would have been, yes, last week sometime I brought to the table this TikTok that I'd seen.

Everyone in New Zealand has seen it. It's been doing the rounds. And it's from a guy, TheRealMystic, I think his name is, on TikTok. Yeah. And where he pretty much predicts things or he tries to predict things that is going to happen in the future. Anyway, there's one particular one that he talked about New Zealand and it sounded like this.

On the 10th of August, lockdown will be announced in New Zealand. The cases will appear shortly before that. Don't think that I'm wrong before we reach the 10th of August. Okay? Okay. Interesting. And I said we would revisit this on the 10th of August, which it is. And weirdly enough, I was like, oh, I wonder if he's posted anything.

Yeah. Like more. If he's like, 10th of August, my time, 11 wonder if he's posted anything. Yeah. Like more. He's like, 10th of August, my time. 11th of August, your time. Has he posted a retraction? So this morning when I, because I went to do some research for the show and I went to his TikTok,

every video had been deleted. What? Everything's gone off his page? Every video had been deleted off his page. He's got like one point something million followers. Yeah. Every video was gone. Okay.

I was like, that's weird. Yeah. And then I went back and looked again this afternoon and he'd uploaded one new video. All right. We've got that one new video. And here's what he said. Hello, everyone. I predicted that New Zealand would go into lockdown on the 10th of August.

And I was wrong. Thank God I was wrong. People were creating all these conspiracy theories about me that I am the mastermind of all lockdowns and so on. So thank God I was wrong. And yes, I make mistakes. And yes, I'm not perfect. Nice, nice. Sorry for him now. It's a good message, though, isn't it? I was wrong And yes I make mistakes And yes I'm not perfect Nice Nice Please

Make us feel sorry for him now It's a good message though Isn't it Wow Everyone makes some mistakes And not everyone's perfect Even psychics So we're not in lockdown

Have you checked the news To see if we're not in lockdown Yeah probably should check the news And also the 10th of August Is not over yet So maybe we just Oh well shush Maybe we just sit tight For a little bit longer, you know?

There's nothing in the news so far, right?