ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 10th August 2022

Episode Date: August 10, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Hi, welcome to the Brilliant Clint Podcast where today we talk about Disney adults but we did not ask each other what our favourite Disney movie is. I wasn't ready for this. I wasn't, yeah, I didn't want you to be ready. I wanted you to say the one that came to your mind first. And I'm going to go because I don't mind being basic. I think my favourite Disney movie is Lion King

that's what I was gonna say as well that's basic no is it is it basic or is it classic I know I'm vanilla it's fine

the songs are incredible it's such a good movie the character is incredible not just Simba and Mufasa not the new Beyonce one though no not that one

no no no Simba Mufasa Scar Rafiki Timon Pumbaa, Nala, all of them. Yeah. Do we have to name the characters in our movies too? Actually, very male heavy cast.

Scar, Wood Smash. Zazu. Zazu. Smash. Yeah, very male heavy cast. Scar or Mufasa? Scar. Mufasa.

Mufasa's way hotter. Mufasa's a real daddy. But Simba's the hottest as an adult. Scar's who you go for if you've got daddy issues. Why are we back on this topic? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Brie, what's yours? I would say my favourite all-time Disney movie would be Aladdin.

Good choice. It's such a good film. It's another classic. I can show you the world. Shining, shimmering, splendid. Such a good movie. Keep going. Tell me, princess,

now when did you last let your heart decide? A whole new world. A whole new world. I make it. Just want to be involved. You idiot. Okay, I've taken Lion King, Bree's taken Aladdin. You guys have to choose something else. I don't want to be involved. You idiot. Okay, I've taken Lion King, Bree's taken Aladdin.

You guys have to choose something else. I don't want to be different. Don't say Lilo and Stitch. No, mine is actually Treasure Planet. Treasure Planet? What? Your silence is telling. What is Treasure Planet?

Treasure Planet. Are you sure it's not Treasure Island? It's Treasure Planet. Are you talking about the TV and Zed's show, Reboot Treasure Island? Celebrity Treasure Island. Does this just prove we're not Disney adults? Maybe you're the Disney adult.

Am I the Disney adult? You've exposed yourself. Wait, what did you say it was called? Treasure Planet. Treasure Planet. I've brought in Treasure Island. I've Googled it. I don't recognise it at all.

My other favourite is Brother Bear, which is also, I feel like a lot of people don't know. I love Brother Bear. I love it. I don't recognise it at all. My other favourite is Brother Bear, which is also, I feel like a lot of people don't know. I love Brother Bear. I love it. Such a good movie. What's the Fern Gully? Oh, such a good movie.

None of you have seen it? No. What? Fern Gully. Fern Gully. It was ahead of its time and it's essentially like. Where all the nurses live on Chorlund Street. Essentially about all these fairies that. Is that a Disney movie?

Oh, it's like Land Before Time Kind of, not really. It's about all these fairies that live in this amazing rainforest area and then That's a bat and then they start to knock down the rainforest Fern Gully, the last rainforest Okay

Well, Brie and I have said good ones Claude said two weird ones Do you want to finish us off Megan? What have you got? Oh I said Lion King I agreed with you Nah you've got to pick a different one Um

Oh my gosh Maybe Bambi Like if I need to cry I'll put Bambi on No one is going Oh I haven't watched Bambi in a while

I'd love to watch that film Hey you want to put on some comfy clothes And put Bambi on. No one is going, oh, I haven't watched Bambi in a while. I'd love to watch that film. Hey, you want to put on some comfy clothes and watch Bambi? Whereas 101 Dalmatians, I would put that on and watch it right now. Aristocats? Aristocats, great film. Lady and the Tramp? Lady and the Tramp. Such a good movie. Hunchback of Notre Dame? Little

Mermaids. Little Mermaids, fantastic. What about Treasure Planet? Beauty and the Beast? Treasure Planet. I might the Beast. Treasure Planet. I might watch that tonight, actually. You were just trying to be old. No, that's genuinely my favourite one. All right, then. Cool.

Well. It's in Britain now. Let's get into the podcast, I reckon. You do you, Claude. You can really feel the support, though. We've got a lot of soup to clean up. No, you do you. We've got another bloody bridge to Terabithia situation.

We've got soup to clean up. You'll find out why in the podcast. We'll catch you guys back tomorrow. Bye, guys. Bye. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim. The kettle is still soaking out there.

It's better than it's smoking like it was. Hi, everybody. it smoking like it was. Hi everybody, welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. Oh, thank goodness. Johnny Depp has managed to re-secure his Dior perfume deal. Yeah. Sauvage. Sauvage. I thought it was savage. You know, I'm just thinking about this. Yeah. They should have definitely signed on

Michelle Visage. Visage? What's her name now? Michelle Visage. Savage by Visage. It's perfect. Well, she needs a Versace deal, doesn't she? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's a missed opportunity, isn't it? You know anyone who wears

Johnny Depp Savage? I can't say that I do. I'm a real sense person. Yes. Like I recognise sense from my past. Like the other day I was at a night show host, Cam Mansell's house. Yeah. And his flatmate came down the stairs and I was like, I was like,

are you wearing a Rihanna perfume? Yeah. And she goes, yeah, I am. Wow. How did you know that? And I was like, my ex used to wear that perfume. That's not even a topical perfume. Yeah.

But I just, it's in my brain, like something that I remember. I'll give you 50 bucks if you can guess what I'm wearing. Get in here. Have a good sniff. Is that Damp by Versace? Damp? It smells a bit damp. Excuse me.

It smells like... There is a leak in my new wardrobe. It smells like damp laundry. No, I'll give you one more guess. Ah, you're never going to get it. The scent I'm wearing? Pheromones? Rexona Clinical Protection. All blacks edition.

Yeah, hot. Yeah. That's like a step up from Lynx Africa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the adult version. Today on the show, we are Googling down. Just after four o'clock, you can win some KFC. There is a bonus banger that's going to play in our show today.

Can't tell you the name of the song by Doja Cat, but it will be playing sometime in our show today. It'll be a Doja Cat song, though. Yeah. So look out for Doja Cat. And when you hear it, if you're the first person through, you can have $500 cash for the bonus banger. Easy peasy, but first, let's give away 50 bucks thanks to KFC with Tradie vs. Lady.

Bree and Clint. Ah, time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Free and Cleanse. Tradie vs. Lady. All right, here we go. The ladies picking up a win yesterday, sitting at 55 for the year. The tradies are way out in front on 70. Let's go to our lady first.

She's 37. She's from Te Whanganui-Atara, Wellington, and she's a twin. Welcome to the show. It's Renee. G'day, Renee. Fraternal or identical? Fraternal. Oh, nice.

Are you close? Yeah, we're very close now. Right. Let me guess, you guys needed a bit of distance to become closer. Yeah, we sure did. We were in each other's pockets. That's the whole... Well, literally, you shared a womb together.

Was it always like competing with each other growing up, Renee? Always. Yeah, I bet. Who won? It was between the both of us. It was a fair share. Okay, good. You've been competing for nutrients since conception, so I understand that.

Let's meet your opposition. He's also from Wellington. He's 26, and he is the king of the five-day bender. Welcome to the show, Jamie. Oh, my God. Five days? Jamie, is crate day like your Christmas? Yeah, it actually is, yeah.

Yeah, I bet. Yeah, I'll bend diggity. All right. Well, Jamie, your buzzer is tradie. Renee, yours is lady. First to three is going to take home $50 cash from KFC. Here we go, guys. Question number one.

What are animals called who only eat plants? Lady. Renee. Or that is a herbivore. That is correct. You're on the board. One to the ladies. Question number two.

Dunedin residents are posting their sightings of a man who runs around the city in nothing but his... Trady. Trady. Yes, Jamie. Just with grouts, his undies. Yeah, that's not the question though. I'll finish the question.

He runs around in nothing but his undies. Shout out to that guy. What is the name of the major university located in Dunedin? Trady. Yes, Jamie.

Otago. Well done. Yes, Jamie. Otago. Well done. That is correct. Otago University. We're one apiece. Question number three. What continent is South Africa located on? Yes.

Oh, Renee. Renee. Africa. That is on the money. This is a good game, guys. You guys are hot on those buzzers. I like this. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one to good game, guys. You guys are hot on those buzzers. I like this. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies.

You need this one to stop her, Jamie. Question number four. One of the greatest tennis players of all time announced their retirement yesterday. Yes, Jamie. Serena Williams. Well done. That is correct. Serena Williams wants to concentrate on having another baby.

Good for her. Question number five. This is the tie- having another baby. Good for her. Question number five. This is the tie-break, guys. Here we go. The average house price has finally dropped back below $1 million. What a bargain. Name three banks you might get a mortgage from. Lady.

Yes, Renee. ANZ, BNZ and the Westpac. She's done it. She's a lady. She's a lady. That was a really, really good game, both of you. Congratulations, Renee, picking up the win for the ladies. $50 coming your way.

Jamie, you were fast. Good sportsmanship, too. Hey, Renee, all that competing with your twin finally paid off. Yeah. And now Jamie, maybe stick to the four-day bend as man might improve the reaction times. Yeah, I reckon I lost a few brain cells over me time. Jamie, four and a half days.

Four and a half days is good, yeah. Bree and Clint. We're talking bad room reads. One guy's mum has called him out because he's asked to move back with mum and dad After the birth of his first cat He's 27, he's a new dad He just wants to go home on weekdays

So he can get a good night's sleep for work Just the weekdays where he has to get up and go to work On weekends he'll go home and be a father Mate, not on You know it's bad if even your mum is calling you out, eh? Oh. She's like, come on, dude. My mum calls me out about everything.

Does she? I always go to my mum as a good gauge. Yeah. I'm like, because I know she'll be honest with me. Yeah. And normally, yeah, she's not on my side. And what does she say? Every time you ask her to move back home, she says?

She goes, no, she actually wants that. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's the one thing she wants. But it's obviously because I haven't lived there for a long time and she forgets what it would be like. We want to know this afternoon, what was the bad room read from your partner? When did you get lumped with a ridiculous request

that surely any sane person would know is not okay to ask? Listen to this text. We'll kick it off with this. Someone said, I hit my now ex up about not helping with housework on Sundays as that was our only free day to do it. He said I should do it on Saturday while he played rugby so we could spend quality time together on the Sunday. Oh, man.

Tell another one. That was funny. Tell another one. That was funny. Tell another one. Man, that is... I would rage. And this way is the ex. Hi, Stacey. Hi, Stacey.

Hey, guys. Bad room read from the partner. What did they ask you for? Tell us. Oh, I was really, really sick. I had norovirus. I'm not sure if you know what that is. It's a really savage gastro bug.

Oh, no. I've had it. It's brutal. Horrible. I thought I was going to have to go to ED and get some fluids hooked up. Yeah, yeah. My partner, he said, oh, look, I'm going to go down the back of our property and do some firewood.

I'll put a piece of paper up in the window. So if you get real sick, just crawl over, pull the piece of paper off, and I'll come help you when I see it. Oh, Stacey. Bad room read, mate. Bad room read. I love the system that he's come up with. He's like, this is genius. This is genius. He goes,

babe, I've got this. You know, Stacey, it reminds me of nearly the exact same story. My mum reacted horrifically. She probably hates me telling this story on the radio, but out both ends. Yeah.

And she was real bad and I was like 13, right? Yeah. And I've like come up to the toilet door. I was like, Mum, are you okay? She's like, no, I'm not good. You're going to need to call Dad and tell him to come home and take me to the hospital. Anyway, so I've stood there and I was called Dad on the bloody, you know, cordless phone.

I said, Dad, Mum says you need to come home. She's real sick. And Dad goes, yeah, tell Mum I've just got one more bin of apples to get through and then I'll be home. And I relayed that to my mum and she goes, tell him to come now. And he's never lived it down, Stacey, ever. Did your partner survive that piece of paper in the window test, Stacey? Oh, I told him not to bother coming back at all, but we're married now.

You're stuck with him, okay. But I think he learned his lesson on that. Anna's here. Hi, Anna. Hi, Anna. Hi. Why is it all women calling? Why is it all women calling about?

I don't know. It's so strange. It is weird. Anna, tell Why is it all women calling about? I don't know. It's so strange. It is weird. Anna, tell us, what did your partner do? So it is my sister-in-law and her husband. Okay. A couple of hours after work, her husband asked her if she could take the kids to school because he was tired from being up with her giving birth.

Wait. I mean, giving birth. Wait. I mean, fair enough. He would have been exhausted. He asked her to take the kids to work after she gave birth. To school, sorry. He asked him to take the kids to school. Yeah. After she'd given birth.

Yeah. How long after? Oh, it was a couple of hours, like six or so hours after. Wait, the day? The day she gave birth, he asked her to do the school run? Yeah. Are they still together, Anna? Yes.

Shocking. She just told her where to go. That is the most tone deaf thing I have. That's so interesting. Like if it wasn't so. I mean, women are amazing. We're not that amazing that we can just get back in the car and... Oh, man.

That's crazy. Listen to this one. Someone texted her and they said, I was in hospital and the day I was discharged, my husband had a golf tournament, so he made me walk home whilst on heavy pain relief. Safe to say he hasn't lived that one down. That was you, wasn't it, Megan?

That happened to you. It sure did. I was in hospital with kidney stones and it was incredibly painful and they said, okay, you can go home. We've given you a whole lot of painkillers and we'll just see how you are.

And yeah, I rang my husband and he's like, oh, it's the semifinals of pennants, not even the finals. So I had to walk home through South Auckland. How long was the walk? No disrespect to South Auckland. No, no disrespect.

But no one should have to walk home after kidney stones from Middlemore Hospital. That's shocking. How long was the walk? How many kilometres are we talking? It was probably about three k's. It wasn't too far. It was sort of by Papataui.

It's far enough. Yeah, but Did it happen you walk it off? You know, like, were you feeling heaps better when you got home? Oh, not really He was pumped because he didn't stay for a beer so he'd come home to look after me He didn't stay for a beer

You've done the right thing, Megan You should be grateful, Megan. What about this text? Someone said, we were moving into our first home and my partner asked to go away for a D1 New Zealand drift weekend the next day. His parents came and helped me unpack the house

while he was away playing with cars. Marry that man. That guy. That's a keeper. Oh, no. Bree and Clint. Time for the later From iHeartRadio This is The latest Live from LA

With Dean McCarthy No Dean No Dean He's stuck on a red carpet But this is sad news today The voice of Pingu Has passed away I love that cartoon

I love Pingu It was the cutest little penguin Made out of I believe it was clay I loved that cartoon. I loved Pingu. It was the cutest little penguin made out of, I believe it was clay. Yeah, he's claymation. Yeah, claymation. Yeah. And he didn't really say much. Oh, didn't he? He just made a lot of noises.

Carlo Bonomi. He's the Italian voice actor who played the whole Pingu family, actually. Really? He did them all. He passed away on the whole Pingu family, actually. Really? He did them all. He passed away on the 6th of August in Milan. Did you know there's a name for the language that he invented for Pingu? What is it? Pinguinese.

I was just about to say Pinguinese. Pinguinese. Pingu. Pingu. Pingu. Now that you know that the guy's Italian, can you hear a little bit of Italian in it? Sounds like Davide.

You are a liar, an actress. It's kind of like, you know how in The Sims they have their own language? Yeah. It's like, it's an actual language. This might surprise you to learn, but did you know there was no script for the show Pingu? No. Really? He just went in there and gave it a go.

He's a genius. He just made it up as he went along. He did convey a lot through sound. He really did. It was very unique. This blew me away. Pingu aired for just six seasons, and the seasons were released between 1986 and 2006.

Really takes a long time to make that stuff out of clay. Oh, it takes so long. You know? Doesn't it? A long time. They're like, guys, have we had enough of this yet? This takes us hours. I was terrified of claymation as a kid.

It was one of my deepest fears. What's another show that was Claymation? Blocky, Wallace and Gromit. Oh, Wallace and Gromit. Yeah. Massive show, hey. There's some. Gumby wasn't.

Gumby and Friends, eh? Oh, wasn't it? Wasn't it? Wasn't it? Might have been, actually. There's a couple of, who's Helena Bonham Carter? Who's the guy who directs all those movies? The Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter,

Edward Scissorhands guy. What's his name? Oh, you're asking the wrong person here. You're the movie person. What's the director's name? Oh, Steven Spielberg? No. Tim Burton.

Tim Burton. Of course, Tim Burton. He's got a couple of claymations. Anyway, RIP to the voice of Pingu, who has passed away. Tim Burton. Of course, Tim Burton. He's got a couple of claymations. Anyway, RIP to the voice of Pingu who has passed away. Pingu. Pingu. I now understand it because I'm Italian. He said, give me the bolognese now.

Yeah. Quack, quack. Pink. Penguins love bolognese. Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint, that's Major Lazer and Moog. I never realised how much that song sounds like Pingu until just then. I know, it sounds a lot like it, doesn't it?

Crazy. Hey, look, obviously the Commonwealth Games have been running for the last couple of weeks. They're done. Which they're over now, right? Ozzy Osbourne closed them. I know, pretty cool, eh? He's from Birmingham. I didn't realise that.

He did the closing ceremony. He sounded really good. Oh, he's so cool. Considering everything. He's had a rough life, that guy. Oh, yeah. I mean, he's done everything and more. I was going to say largely self-inflicted. Yeah.

But you know what I mean. He's been through the ringer. He has, but he sounded really good, I thought. Yeah. You know, considering. I've got a new sport that people can get into and watch that I have come across. Sure. And this

is a real thing, Clint. Would you be good at this sport? I would be horrific. Oh, okay. And... Swimming. I'm not. I mean, freestyle doggy paddle I'd do well in. The others, not so much. No, this is an eSport

Okay Officially a part of the eSports umbrella So a computer sport A computer sport And currently this is being broadcast on ESPN2 in America That seems pretty high profile Doesn't it? Yeah

The sport I'm talking about is the All-Star Battle Championship of Excel. What, Microsoft Excel? That's correct. The spreadsheet software. That is correct. They will turn, this is America. No, this is real. This is real.

This is the Americans. They'll turn anything into a sport. Because they're the people who televised the spelling bees. Yeah. You know? This is quite massive, and it's getting a lot of attention. You know, there's the V look-ups, the count-ifs, the sum-ifs, all those moves that are being played.

It's a one-of-a-kind kind of sport, and I've actually found some commentating from this current championships. Do you want to hear it? Yeah. This is legit. I'm not taking the piss here. This is the XL World Championship. This is it. Take a listen to some of the commentating.

See how they took that original course which spelled out the letters FMWC and Andrew has now brought it into just a single row here so it's easier to move left and right through the row. I think that's an important strategy. You know, it's fun to see the FMWC spelled out in the 100 cells, but, you know, it's definitely not a good way to approach them.

I'm just going to jump in there. That might be the most boring sport I've ever heard of and I've watched golf before. It sounded exactly how I thought the commentator. Like they should put some music under it.

Well usually they put in sound effects from the game. But what are they going to put in? Keyboards? Yeah it's a it's full on. Outlook notifications? An Aussie took out the title. Oh, wow. Last year.

Yeah, you guys are the world champs. Currently the world champs. Congratulations. But there will only be one winner this year, Clint. Yeah. And good luck to all the competitors. Well, we're not looking very good at rugby at the moment. Maybe we need to start

training up the next generation in, I don't know, spreadsheets. Oh, my God. The team would be called for New Zealand, all caps. Bree and Clint.

I've asked you, though, what's the one thing you wish people knew about your industry or your job that they don't? And if they did, maybe they would respect you more.

Maybe they'd understand what you were dealing with more. It's good to learn these things and get educated. Yeah, like the person who texted us and said, I'm a beauty therapist, but I don't solely paint nails and look at vaginas all day. They do so much, can I say. A couple of my friends. Sometimes they have to touch vaginas. Yeah, they do everything.

They do so many things. Someone said, I work in complaint resolution. The customer is not always right. Right. Okay. Someone said, there is a big difference between a kitchen designer and someone who sells kitchens. Fair enough.

See, but you can understand how we laymen, ordinary people don't understand that. Yeah. Like if you tell me that you work for the caboodle company, I just assume you design kitchens. Yeah. You know? That's what I'd assume too. If you work at Kitchen Studio,

I imagine you're going to design me a kitchen. Something to do with kitchens, isn't it? A nurse texted us and said a hospital is not a hotel. Go home when you're discharged. Yep ain't that the truth it's not a free ride. If you ordered four coffees and only one of them is trim milk

all four of them will be full cream Really? I saw one from a radiographer who said don't ask me to diagnose you from the x-rays I'm not going to. I want to know from a radiographer when you, don't ask me to diagnose you from the x-rays. I'm not going to.

I want to know from a radiographer, when you take our x-ray, can you see the outline of our bits? Yeah, they can. Really? I think I've got an x-ray of, my brother brought home an x-ray one time. Yeah. And I was like, mum, I don't think we should be looking at this as a family. Remember that time Andy Murray's testicle got revealed on his X-ray?

Gatlin's here. Kia ora, Gatlin. Hi, Gatlin. Hey, how are you? Good, thank you. What's your industry? What do you do for a job? So I work in the real estate industry.

Okay. Okay. And what's the thing you want people to know? So we're not just here to take your money. We're actually here to help you get into your dream home. One, either get you out of the house you're in that you don't like and get you into the house that you want to be in. So if there's one thing that I want people to know is that real estate agents are actually out there to help you and we're on your side. We want to see you achieve your goals. Are you on our side though? Because aren't you on the side of the person who's selling the house? Isn't that what you legally have to be on their side? Oh yes. Yeah. So

we, we are on the, well, when I say on your side, I'm, I'm talking from that point perspective. The person who's selling. Right. Okay. Gotcha. Yeah. In the same sense though, you know, if we are helping a buyer into a house, you know, we still want to see them happy at the end of the day. You know, we have a duty to care to the buyer as well. So we want to make sure that both the seller and the buyer are happy. And so we're here to help people. I get that, Gatlin.

The more the house sells for, the more commission. Well, it's true. Yeah, it's true. It's true. So the better the seller does, the better they do. I want to know how much the commission was. What about the text? Someone said, hi team, I'm a developer in IT. And just because I work in IT, it doesn't mean I know everything about computers slash the internet. Example, fixing, troubleshooting, all of that. Although

I can follow what's on Google, just like a lot of people. I feel like that's directed at the older generation. You're in IT. How come my washing machine makes a funny noise? Can you come over and fix this? Alana's here. Hi, Alana. Hi, Alana. Hi, there.

What area do you work in? I am a medical receptionist. Oh, interesting. And what do you want people to know? If a prescription is ever not at your pharmacy or if a doctor is running late, many people think that it is

the receptionist who writes the script or the receptionist can magically make the GP hurry up with the patient they're with. But you can't. We can't, but we will let them know what's going on and try our best to try and sort everything as quickly as we can.

You must have had to cop some stuff over the last three years, Alana. I imagine your job is pretty hard. It is, but it's very, very rewarding as well. Like, I've been doing this job for seven years and I came from a butchery and a bar manager background.

Absolutely love it. And especially the last couple of years, she would have done some amazing things for a lot of people. We're getting a lot of messages from teachers. A lot. So many texts from teachers. Someone said, I'm a teacher and we do not get 12 weeks of blimmin' holidays.

How many weeks do teachers get? I don't know. I've thought 12 weeks. I've thought six weeks at Christmas and three two-week bursts in the middle. A lot of teachers texting through and saying, look, we do a lot more than teach your kids maths and spelling

and stuff like that. We do so much more than that. We teach them how to react to their feelings. We teach them about life lessons and a lot more stuff. And they have to do sex ed sometimes. Adrian's here. Hi, Adrian. Hi, Adrian.

How are you going? Good, thanks. What do you do? What's your job? Drive tractors. You drive tractors? Oh, yeah. I'm interested in this.

Adrian, what do you want us to know? Yeah. We're pulled over onto the side of the road, but still going 40, 50 k's We're going flat out And we're wanting you to go past us Ain't that the truth You're going as fast as you possibly can

You're like go round Yeah pretty much And also when it's busy for us We're doing 18 hours So we have a very short fuse So when people get annoyed we'll sit there And we'll be like Otherwise we're just going to sit there and we'll be like, otherwise,

we're just going to sit there. How do people not know that? What? That they're going flat track. That they can't go any faster. Yeah. Have you ever seen a track that do 100 k's?

No. I mean, I'd love to see it. Yeah, me too. It'd be quite interesting. Bree and Clint. Guys, I don't know if you heard,

but there's a new judge on MKR Australia. Oh, yeah, did they get rid of Paleo Pete? They did, finally, after, I mean, years of controversy surrounding that guy. And we've spoken about it on this show before, that his replacement is none other than Nigella Lawson. In the micro-WaVe. I mean, great replacement.

Hello, chocolate lovers. The season has started and apparently people are loving it. Yeah. And they're loving her. Yeah. She's the main reason. Because people love food and people love hot people. And what is she?

She's a hot person who's really good at food. She's just so likeable. Yeah. For all kinds of different reasons. But the internet is ablaze at the moment, mainly from people in Australia who are tweeting about her on MKR and figuring out how old she is. Okay. And they're shocked.

How old is she? Well, I thought this afternoon, Clint, based on this, we could play a little game of the age game. Go on then. And we'll start with Nigella Lawson. Producers, you can be in for this. Guessing how old is Nigella Lawson? I'm very attracted to her.

Published her first cookbook in 1998. Yep. Breaking into TV with her own show, Nigella Bites. Yep. The following year. Oh, that's her age. I was just about to read out. I would say Nigella Lawson is 47 years old.

Okay, 47. Locking it in from Clint Producers. She looks around there, maybe 50. Going the round 50? Yeah. I was going to go 52. 52 from Megan. Born on January 6,

Nigella is 62. No, she's not. She's 62. And you can see why now people are shocked. What? Nigella Lawson is in her 60s. Yes. I've got the hots for a 60s girl.

Yeah, she a babe. She credited her youthful looks to avoiding sun exposure and eating lots of fats. Only three more years and she could take me to Waiheke Island for free on her Super Gold card. How good. Get her now. I mean, you know.

She can get a discount at Noel Eaming. A lot of pluses. There you go. Nigella Lawson in now. I mean, you know. She can get a discount at Noel Eaming. A lot of pluses. There you go. Nigella Lawson, 62. I'm shocked by that. Looking incredible. Yeah. Let's play, you know, we're going to do a few others while we're here.

Go on then. Yeah, yeah, go on. Let's go. Seeing as we're all so good at it. Some fellow TV chefs. What about Jamie Oliver? Oh, Jamie Oliver. The naked chef.

The original hot boy chef. God, I've sexualised a lot of chefs, don't I? I like the chef from Ratatouille. Literally a rat. I like the Swedish chef from The Muppets. Oh, yeah, hot. Hot. Smash.

Jamie Oliver, 45. 45 from Clint, producers. I feel like he must be close to my dad's age, so I'm going to go like 58. Nah, get off the grass, Claude. Megan? I'm going to lock in 52 again. Jamie Oliver is 47.

No, I went way too high. Pretty close for me. I was within two years, so I win. I win, I win. You win. You win by a long way. What about Gordon Ramsay? Now, there is a man who I would believe is in his 60s.

I think he looks good for 60, if he is. Yep. So I'm going to say around, he's a flat 60-year-old man. He's a flat 60. I'll look in 58 again. Might be closer. I was thinking 58. Can I do the same one?

No, you can either go 59 or 57. I will go 59. I'll go in between. Gordon Ramsay is 55. I'm offending a lot of people. Do you want an actress, an actor? Actress. An actress?

Oh, let's go Helen Mirren. One of my all-time favourites. I was going to say Helen Bonham Carter. No. I have no idea. Helen Mirren, I love that woman. How old is she? Helen Mirren's in her 70s.

Helen Mirren is 74. I woman. How old is she? Helen Mirren's in her 70s. Helen Mirren is 74. I'm going to say 70 even. 70 even, Megan? 69. Nice. Nice. Helen Mirren is 77. What?

There you go. What about, obviously, one of the other greats, Meryl Streep? Meryl Streep is a different person to Helen Mirren. Oh my god, stop it. I get them confused. Those two and Dame Judy Bench.

Don't talk this blasphemy in this studio. Meryl Streep is 71. I'm locking in that she's ageless. Nice answer. That is a great answer. I'm locking in that she's ageless. Nice answer. That is a great answer. Stay in your good book.

I will accept that. Producer Megan. She is 72. She's 73. All pretty close. And then I'm 70. Yep. And killing it.

Incredible. Yep. But she's going to live forever. I would not have picked half of those. Well, you didn't. That's very true. That's incredibly true. We'll just leave it there. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Let me take you on a journey to Disneyland. Like actually, because I've never been to Disneyland. Neither have I. I'd love to go. You knew your friend was from a rich family if they went to Disneyland, eh? A hundred percent. I went to Movie World and thought that was cool.

Yeah, that was cool. It was. Loved it. Hey, look, obviously, Disney, always giving out the promise of a happily ever after, aren't they? What's the happiest place on earth, according to them? Yeah, I mean, you know, fairy tales do come true. That's the whole thing.

And if you've ever thought about having your wedding at Disneyland, I've got a few prices to give you. Sure, okay. On how much it's going to cost. Hit me with that. I mean, I'm not looking to have another wedding or any weddings at Disneyland, but some people will. Yeah.

Some people would love that idea, right? Yeah. Hey, there's people out there. Do you want to get married at Disneyland? It's not for me. And after seeing the prices, definitely not for me. All right, lay it on us. But look, I've taken this from the NZ Herald,

who've obviously done the research into this. It says what they don't tell you is a starting price for any type of event outside the park. Yep. So not even in the park because you can get the ones that are in the park. Well, like in the car park. Well, I don't know. It just says events outside the parks.

Okay. It's a starting price of $12,000. Okay. Just off the top. Maybe then it's at one of the resorts around Disneyland. Yeah, I think so. Okay. I think so.

Yeah. They go on to say the event minimum for a ceremony inside a Disney park starts at, and that is key, starts at $16,000. But there is a lot of packages and honeymoon options and additional Disney-themed extras. So pretty much sky is the limit on how much you could spend on a Disney wedding.

So I don't know if you've got the information in front of you, but could you pull me together a quote? I want Mickey to officiate the wedding. I want Goofy to be the emcee. I want Snow White and the Huntsman to like waiter and run the bar. Yep. And I would like Simba to give us a ride back to the honeymoon suite afterwards. Right.

I'm just going to do my math on this. You know that Chamber of Wonders in Aladdin? Yeah. All of that it's going to cost you. All the treasure inside that cave. We joke, but I bet you could pay for it if you wanted to. You're 100% correct. If you had the right amount of money, they would make it happen.

That's their job. Mate, they even do stuff like provide different wedding dresses and designs based on Disney characters. It would depend how famous you were too. Like if Britney Spears said she wanted to have her next wedding at Disneyland. They'd be keen.

They'd make it happen. Of course they would. Do you want to know how much a Disney themed wedding dress will cost you? Oh, like a Snow White or Cinderella? So like you can get, yeah, like one from like an Ariel-themed one. Oh, yeah. From the Little Mermaid or a Pocahontas one.

Oh, okay. Or a Cinderella. Yeah. So apparently, it's a range, like three grand to eight grand. Oh, yeah. You know? What do you mean? What do you mean, oh, yeah?

Well, have you looked into How much wedding dresses cost Eight grand Oh I don't know how much Wedding dresses cost I'll wear a cardboard box Before I spend eight grand How much do wedding dresses cost Not

Not eight thousand dollars I'd expect to pay You know What Fifteen hundred maybe Oh okay Two thousand max Oh

These are cheaper than I thought That's a lot of money. I thought wedding dresses started at like $5,000. What? Well, I don't know. I've never bought one. Maybe a Valentino dress. Cam's looking at me like I'm stupid. Is that a stupid thing to say? $5,000 for a wedding dress.

Yeah, I think that's pretty high. Really? I think that's a pretty high price. Okay. I mean, of course there would be wedding dresses out there that cost that much. Right. Maybe my wife in particular has changed my level of expectation. Right. She's got quite an acquired taste.

An acquired taste. Hey, look, obviously this wedding isn't for everyone. Wedding at Disneyland. No. But it is for a lot of people and they're known as Disney adults. I know a couple. And I know a couple too. No. But it is for a lot of people, and they're known as Disney adults. I know a couple. And I know a couple too.

I've got a mate called Matt who could very well be listening. Very keen on the Disney. Fully fledged Disney adult. He has an entire bookshelf full of just Disney DVDs. Really? Yeah. I've got a friend, entire arm sleeve tattoo, just Disney characters. Really?

Yeah. Right. Legit. I've got a friend, you know the Disney characters. Really? Yep. Right. Legit. I've got a friend, you know the Mickey Mouse ears outline? Yep. Lower back tattoo. Really? No, I made that one up.

But someone out there will have it. Hey, definitely. I want to talk to these people. Let's go to our first caller. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, how are you doing? Good, thanks. You would have seen your fair share of Disney adults. You worked there at Disney World Yes, I did

So I've seen like the extreme And like, I say that like I like Disney And like thought that like previously Maybe I would have been a Disney adult And I saw, I saw Disney adults So I was like, okay, I'm good Why? What was like some of the craziest stuff you saw?

Well, just like, you know, it's just like sometimes like creepy obsessions with like characters. That was like the most uncomfortable thing I saw. It's like grown adults being like fangirling over people. But I mean, you can relate though, Anonymous. Mufasa and Simba, they're pretty hot. Oh, 100% daddy issues. Who's hotter, the prince from The Little Mermaid or Aladdin? Aladdin.

Aladdin. Keen on Aladdin. What's in those baggy pants? Yeah, you just never know. Did you see when you were working there, Anonymous, did you see adults who would sort of push their way ahead of children to get to some of the characters? Oh, without a doubt.

And, like, they're so unashamed of it as well. And I think that's what's wild. And, like, people dropping thousands and thousands of dollars every year. And, like, I mean, Americans, they will never go anywhere else. Would you see people like regulars that would come back, like, multiple times a year? And would you recognize them? That's how much they came? Yeah, so the job that I was in, it was quite like niche

and so I was in like a school guide type position and so I had returned people. I was working there for a year, just over a year and a bit, maybe like 18, just under 18 months. And like I had returned visitors multiple times. Amazing. Just Disney obsessed. Yeah, it's just their visitors multiple times. Amazing. Just Disney obsessed. Yeah.

Yeah. It's just their thing. Wow. Okay, that's fascinating. So interesting. Let's go to Ben, who dated a Disney adult. Hi, Ben. Hi, Ben.

How you doing, fellas? Good, thank you. Ben. What was it like, man? What was it like? It was different. Put it that way. Walking in the room and there's plushies everywhere.

Yeah. What else? What have I got myself in for? Did they have tattoos? Did they have all the DVDs? Like what else did they have? All the DVDs, no tattoos But they did the same thing at the last school They did five months at Disney World Five months?

Yeah They went to Disney World for five months? Yeah, well they worked there Oh five months? Yeah, well, they worked there. Oh. Yeah, worked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, they lived at the park for five months. When it came to, you know, cheeky Netflix and chill, Ben,

were you ever able to watch anything that wasn't animated? Well, yeah, because I just refused to watch it, to be honest. I was like, I'm out. Ben. You can keep your Disney stuff. I'm going to grow up and watch real stuff. Ben, surely there's got to be a few Disney films you like, though. Oh, there is, but I'm going to play.

What was their favourite Disney film of all time? Well, I'm not sure now, to be honest, because it used to always change. But the one, because they were a character attendant, so they'd look after the characters in the park. Okay. And so their favourite character ended up being Belle from Beauty and the Beast. I love Belle. Yep.

She's sweet. Right. But the cartoon or the person who was playing the character? Good question. Someone texted her and they said, I worked for Disney Cruise Line for a year, and there was a family who cruised six times in one year. That's rich too.

What? We're trying to talk to an actual Disney adult. We haven't quite got there yet, but maybe that's Paige. Hi, Paige. Hi, Paige. Hi, hello. What's the most Disney thing you ever did, Paige? Well, when I turned 21,

my parents gave me the option to either have a party, have some money or fly to America and go to Disneyland so I chose Disneyland. Wow. How much money were they offering? Oh that's rude to ask isn't it? A few thousand so back then, so this was like seven years ago it wasn that expensive. It was about the same price to go for a holiday in Aussie as it is to go to America. So we went to America. Okay. Okay. Yeah. So you had your 21st at Disneyland?

Yeah, yeah. Any mates there? It was just me and my brother and my parents. Yeah, okay. Amazing, yeah. We had five-day pass, so we got to go. So we went for like 10 days and five days we spent at Disneyland. Five days at Disneyland.

Were you over it by then? No, I loved every minute of it. I'd definitely do it again. So 21st. I'd definitely get married there. You would? That's for sure. You would get married there.

Did those prices that Bree gave out put you off at all? Yeah, definitely. Something to say that for. I mean, I couldn't afford it, but I want to. You want to. If you had to go as a Disney character to your wedding, like if they were like, you have to dress up as a Disney character, who would you go as?

Cinderella. Yeah, well, I mean, standard. She's amazing. Yeah. And I'm blonde, so. Yeah, okay. I mean, glass slippers, you'd sweat a little bit, though. Same question for you.

Who's hotter, Aladdin or the prince from Little Mermaid? I think the prince from Little Mermaid. I think the prince from Little Mermaid. Eric. You're an Eric lady. Okay, fair enough. Well, that was a test. And because he's a singer as well, isn't he? Oh, okay.

He's got a nice voice. You really do know your stuff, Paige. I think we found one. I think we got our Disney adult. Disney adult. Yeah, okay. Hey, Paige, thanks for calling. We appreciate it.

Yeah, thanks, Paige. Thank you. Someone on the text machine, one last one, said, oh, my God, I'm covered in Disney tattoos and I'm mortified right now. LOL. Those are your people. That's you. I think they're awesome tattoos, though.

Yeah, they're very animated. They're very cool, yeah. They're good drawings. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday thing Alright, time to find out the songs

Topping the charts on your guys' 16th birthdays And stick around, we'll play one in full We'll start with Ash Afternoon Ash, how you going? G'day mate Hi, how are you? Good mate, how's your week been so far? Oh, it's been pretty hectic with work

But hey, I'm on my way home Speaking of Disney, what's your favourite Disney film? Oh, I'm an old school. I like Pocahontas. Yeah, Pocahontas is good. I've never seen Pocahontas. Haven't you? No.

Oh, it's a great film. You should show it to the girls when they get older. You're missing out. Yeah, it's really good. Tui was watching The Little Mermaid the other day. Love The Little Mermaid. Yeah, I don't know if they've done a remake of The Little Mermaid. I don't know if they have.

Yeah, don't do that. Holds up. Still good. Still good. Still good. Yeah. Hey, Ash, what's your birthday, mate? My birthday is the 6th of March, 1996.

All right. That means you were 16 in 2012. And on the 6th of March in 2012, this was number one. Big Reese. Reese Mesto from X Factor Australia. Yep. Don't call him Mesto, though. Oh, that's the nickname we gave him in Aussie.

Not Mesty? Nah, Mesto. Mesto, right. Feel like Reese Mestonesh has had a good birthday banger for you? Well, Mesto. Mesto, right. Feel like Rhys Meston, Ash? Is that a good birthday banger for you? Well, I'm not going to lie. I've kind of vibed to this one before. Yeah, okay.

Not too bad. Not too bad. It's a good one, Ash. It's a good one. Okay, wait there. We'll do one for Meg. Hi, Meg. Hi, Meg.

Hi, guys. How are you? Good. How are you? Yeah, good, thanks. That's good to hear. What's your favourite Disney film? I'm not really a big fan of Disney.

Yeah, I could tell that from the way you went. You were like this. Oh, Disney. Do I have to pick one? Fair enough. Very interesting to find someone who can't pick one film. Meg's more of an anime person. That's cool.

Hey, no, keep it honest. Keep it real. Meg, what's your birthday? 22nd November 1997. All right. That's cool. Hey, no, keep it honest. Keep it real. Meg, what's your birthday? 22 November 1997. All right, that means you were 16 in 2013. And let me take you back to your 16th birthday because this would have been number one. The Dutchman.

Martin Garrix. Martin Garrix and animals. This was a banger when it came out. This was huge. What do you think, Meg? Yeah, I like it. I can't believe it's been that long. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, you were 16 years old, so. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Bridget. Hi, Bridget. Hi, Bridget. Hey. Hey, how are you?

Good, thanks. What's your favourite Disney film? I'd have to say maybe 101 Dalmatians. Such a good one. What a great choice. Yeah, that's a great choice. Cruella de Vil is like the ultimate. Yeah, she wants to skin dogs and wear them as a coat.

It's quite traumatising. Some of those Disney stories have such a dark storyline. What about Ariel? This woman wants her to sign a contract where she'll steal her voice. Just to give her legs. Hey Bridget, what's your birthday? 31st October 1973. Alright, that means you were 16 in 1989 and on the 31st of October, this would have topped the chart. Baby, if I could turn back time And on the 31st of October, this would have topped the chart. Cher.

If I could turn back time. What do you think, Bridget? Who sung that? Cher. Bridget. Oh, Cher. Cher. It's Cher.

You know, producer Claude and I were talking about Cher today. She made a wild accusation which will anger you, Brie. What? Claude went to see Cher live. Don't you dare, Claudia. She claims that Cher was lip syncing the whole show. No, she wasn't. We can't hear her.

She was so good that I feel like there's no way. She was 73 and she owned it. That's why I think she couldn't have kept it up the whole time with the feather headdress and everything. She's incredible. I vote Reece Mastin for birthday banger today. Yeah, me too. Do you? Yeah.

Oh, I was never going to get you past Cher. Nah, it's a bit slow for me today. This one's got a good beat. Hey, Ash, you just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Oh, no way. Brian Clint, ZM. ZM, Brian Clint.

Big Masto. Rhys Mastin from 2012. That's the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon. I wonder where he is. What's he up to? He still tours around Australia. He's got a band. He's got his own band that he tours with.

He always had that cute gap between his teeth. Yeah. I always love that when people have that. I think he's still rocking the low V with the waistcoat lock too. God, he would rock such a low V that it would end up just being pretty much underwear. Yeah, right? Very low cut. Very low cut.

Hey, next on the show, I'm pretty excited about this. Potentially, Clint, I might revolutionise the use of the household kettle. Okay. Does that need revolutionising, does it? I figured you'd just turn it on and boil some water. I'm going to do a test on air. Yeah. That could change the way you look at your household kettle. Okay.

It's a big claim. And I'm saying at your household kettle. Okay. It's a big claim. And I'm saying it's a test. Okay. I haven't tested it, but we will find out next. Bree and Clint. Come one, come all, because I'm about to blow your minds. Maybe, because we're going to do a test. Right, okay.

Have you tested this already? No, because I thought it would be more fun to test it on air. Yeah. You know? That's way more fun. Look, I saw this thing on Reddit where this woman was asking people No, because I thought it'd be more fun to test it on air. Yeah. You know, that's way more fun. Look, I saw this thing on Reddit where this woman was asking people if it was normal or not what they do in her family. Okay.

In terms of the household kettle. It's not, and I asked you this yesterday, I just want to check. It's not boiling your naughty toys in it. No, no, no, no. To get them clean. It's not. Because I know some people put those in the dishwasher. I mean, we did come up with the idea yesterday

to have a kettle just designated for your moon cup boiling. I thought that was quite a good idea. That is quite a good idea. You'd want a designated kettle though. You would want a designated kettle and you wouldn't want to remember which one is the Moon Cup kettle. Paint one of them red. No, it's nothing to do with that.

This woman put it out to the internet and said, Hey, just wondering if anyone else's family does this, but my family has two kettles. Right. One kettle for boiling water. Cups of tea. What everyone else uses a kettle for. Yeah. And the other kettle for warming up soup.

And this afternoon, everyone, I'm about, I've got my chef whites on. Yeah, so you've got those on. I have bought some soup. I've bought a household kettle and we're about to see if this works. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

I'm on board with this. I think it's a great idea. So she's got one of those packet soups from the supermarket. What sort of soup is that? Pumpkin and parmesan soup. Okay. So how long does a kettle take to boil? Well, it depends how much stuff it's got inside it.

Well, I'm going to pour the whole thing in. Well, yeah, you've got to cover the elements or the kettle will burn itself out. Okay. But you've got enough there to give this a go. Do we have a fire extinguisher producer cord? Okay. Is this going to spit soup everywhere? That's what I'm worried about.

Oh, that's why I've got my chef whites on. Has that out here? Thanks. Thanks for getting me some. Is that a pumpkin soup? The pumpkin and parmesan soup is in the kettle. Yeah. And we're about to commence warming.

Flick it on. Okay, it is on. Yep. I'll put my microphone down here. It's going to take a while for it to warm up, surely. You reckon? But if it works... Because I'm thinking if they're using,

they have a designated kettle for it, that it's one boil. Yeah. Well, that would bring it kettle for it. Yeah. That it's one boil. Yeah. Well, that would bring it up to temperature. Can you hear that? Starting to boil. You don't need to stir it. She's bubbling.

You don't need to stir it or anything. It didn't say. I've got a bowl here, though, because we're going to test this afterwards. Because when you do it on the stove, you've got to keep it moving. You've got a good point. But, you know, microwave. But if this is a hack, this is a hack. Convection currents or something.

Waiting for it to flick up. How's that soup sounding? Can we get... Okay, you ready? That's not an appropriate noise for the radio. Sounds like you've gone to... Sounds like you're a rotaruwa. You know what it sounds like, though? Yeah.

It sounds like soup heating up. What did you say, producer Megan? It sounds like an underwater fart. It does, doesn't it? Sounds like something else. I'm starting to smell... Can you smell it? Yeah, I'm starting to smell soup.

Hey, soup or smoke? Do I need to get a fire extinguisher? No, not smoking. It looks steamy, yeah. It looks pretty good to go, and I reckon... Yeah, I reckon it's nearly done. That was quick. Well, it's not done.

She's just guessing. No, listen. Oh, my God. I know kettles. It's nearly done. Right, everyone wait for it. It's not going to be cold in the middle like a microwave, is it? It's going to be perfect.

I'm so excited. Oh, it's going to be violently hot is what I'm worried about. The steam. A lot of steam. It sounds like the kettle's going to take off. Yeah, it does a little bit. It hasn't spat anything out, though. No.

Should we? Oh, it's off. We're done. Is it off? Okay, we're done. Here we go. So I've got some bowls here for you and I.

So you can just pour it out the spout? I'm assuming. I'm hoping. Oh, she's a bit runny. She's very liquidy. It's not the kettle's fault though, is it? Is it?

Can you? Okay, here we go. Some for you. Wait, that doesn't look very good. Yeah. Delicious. Is the kettle keeping all the chunky bits inside the? No, it's a smooth soup. Okay, there you good. Yeah. Delicious. Is the kettle keeping all the chunky bits inside the...

No, it's a smooth soup. Okay, there you go. Dinner is served. Two in one built-in strainer. Clint, enjoy. Now, just checking, this was a brand new kettle, wasn't it? It was brand new. Yeah.

I got Megan to run one lot of water through it before we did it. Okay. Okay, hold on. Oh, it's going to be pretty hot. It looks hot. Cheers, by the way. Bon appetit. Bon appetit.

Oh, it's going to be pretty hot. It looks hot. Cheers, by the way. Bon appetit. Bon appetit. It's very hot. It's pretty bloody perfect. They could be onto something. It's not impossibly hot. It's like... It's not like scolding. No, in three minutes, they will be ready to eat. Guys, I think we've just come up with it.

Well, we didn't come up with it. That lady did, but we've tested it. Mate. My mind is blown. I think that's a win. Now we have a designated soup kettle. The problem with that though is you can't put that kettle in the dishwasher and boy, it looks like it's covered in pumpkins.

No, you can't. But hey, coming soon, official Bree and Clint merchandise, soup kettles. Soup kettles. Get them for the low, low cost of $99.99. Just in time for summer. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Look, no Dean, but the biggest news in entertainment and sport today, Clint,

is that one of the greatest tennis players of all time, Serena Williams, announced she will be retiring from the game. Amazing. Yeah. What an incredible career. She has been on a crusade in the last couple of years to win that elusive 24th major title. Yeah.

To draw level with Margaret Court. Okay. But she never got there and she said, you know, I think it's time that I concentrate on having another baby. She's 40 now and she said she wants to put all of her energy into that. Amazing. Have you ever seen her play? I have.

I've met her a couple of times. It's incredible, eh? She is. She is a once-in-a-generation athlete. Just ridiculous. She's like Michael Jordan. She's like Jonah Lobu. She's the Michael Jordan of tennis.

Yeah. She's incredible. She's just so good. Remember when she dated Drake for a Michael Jordan of tennis. Yeah. Yeah. She's incredible. She's just so good. And, you know. Remember when she dated Drake for a bit? Did she? Yeah. I don't remember that.

Yeah, it was a few years ago. It was before she was with her current partner, obviously. Right. Her and Drake were a couple. And he was going to some of her tennis games. That's so buzzy. Yeah. Sad day for tennis. But, you know, exciting day for her and her partner.

Looking forward to their next baby. Exciting day for all the people who no longer have to play against her. Can you imagine some of the women on that tour? They'd be like, oh my god guys, we can actually win some stuff now, thank god.

Guys, a few people were looking at retiring They're like, nah, I'm not retiring now Have you heard the sad news about Serena Williams? Sad? I am stoked A bit of aviation news for you If you fly the National Carrier of New Zealand Air New Zealand

You'll be aware of the VIP club, the Kuru membership Kuru membership. The Kuru lounge. You go into the Kuru club and you have free sandwiches and free drinks and free dinner and free newspapers. Free coffees. Free coffees. And you get lots of special things like an extra bag. I was a member once. It was a good time.

Bree bullied me for it. Made me wear a t-shirt to a festival proclaiming my membership. I love that you had one because it meant I got to come in as your guest. Now, fast forward four years and who's got the bloody Kauru membership you do? In fairness, I got a big discount. Did you know that there is a level above being a Kauru member? This is big news today. Big news.

It's a secret club. How do we not today. Big news. It's a secret club. How do we not know about this? Because it's a secret. Is this true? It's only open to 100 customers. 100 what? In all of the world? In all of the world.

There's only 100 Elite Air New Zealand customers. Who's on that list? You have to be invited to be a member. It's called EP1 or Elite Priority 1. Wow. A certain newspaper has stumbled across a secret lounge at Auckland Airport because they were going over the fire escape plan. Yeah.

And they go, well, that's where the Kuru Lounge ends. What's that lounge bit in front of it? No way. What's that bit next to it? And they inquired to Air New Zealand and Air New Zealand had to reveal to them, that's our secret frequent flyer club, EP1. I want to know who's a part of the club.

Me too. Yeah, who is it? Surely, I reckon the Tigers of the world, the... Does the Prime Minister get to go? Surely. You think so? Lord? Lord?

No, not the Prime Minister because the Prime Minister would have to disclose it. She has to disclose any gift that she gets given. So what do you get if you're an EP1 member, apart from a secret lounge? You get to board the plane whenever you want. You just tell them whether you want to be first, last,

whatever, and they'll sort it out for you. They'll come and get you. You get the ability to gift one person an Airpoint Elite membership, and you get to gift one person an Airpoint Elite membership and you get to gift another person an Airpoint Gold membership. Oh, that's pretty cool. Can you imagine all your family members fighting over that? You never have to pay to select your seat. You can select whatever seat you want for free.

Okay. You get your meal first. No matter what it is, you will always get the meal of your choice on the flight if you're an EP1 member. So you don't have to be disappointed. No. God, the anxiety I have when I'm sitting at the back of the plane and they go, all right, everyone, we've got chicken or beef today. So sorry if you don't have your preferred choice.

It will never happen to you if you're an EP1 member. That's so good you can change your flights without a cancellation or penalty fee at any time for you and five of your friends that you're traveling with that's pretty so if you're having fun at like say you're in the goldie and you go let's go for a few more days let's go a couple more days and your flights in three hours just ring them and they'll just sort it out for you if you're an ep1 member you get valet parking at the airport you just pull up and give them your keys and they do it for you anytime you're an EP1 member. You get valet parking at the airport. You just pull up and give them your keys and they do it for you. What, any time?

Any time you want. Does your car get cleaned? I guess. What does it say? You get unlimited access to the Air New Zealand valet parking at Auckland and Christchurch airports. And you get to use the domestic valet. Surely they clean it for you.

Yeah. And you get access to that special lounge as well. Do you still get to... You remember back in the day when you used to be able to go into the cockpit and have a photo with the pilots? I wonder if you still get that. I saw Davide and Ek and Sue got to do that on the way back from Spain. Oh, see?

Yeah. So there you go. There is a level above KORU membership. We need to find someone. It's called EP1 and we need to get into that lounge. Who is a part of it? Who works at Air New Zealand and can help us get into the EP1 lounge? We won't make a scene.

We'll be very well behaved. You know who would be a part of it, I reckon? Who? Jeremy Corbett. I think I'd say Jeremy Wells. Oh, or Jeremy Wells. Yeah. You know?

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