ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 10th February 2023

Episode Date: February 10, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast with Matty. Have you done an international Friday? I have, yeah. You have done one? Yeah. Claude, are we doing one today? Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:00:15 Yeah, boy! It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Brian Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. Yeah! You join our international podcast family page on Facebook. You tell us what your birthday is. And because you don't live here in New Zealand and can't ring in,
Starting point is 00:00:34 we'll figure it out for you and do it here on the podcast. I'm part of that page. Are you? Yeah, I just lurk. Oh, yeah, just in the shadows. Never see you commenting. I don't. You're a watcher.
Starting point is 00:00:44 I'm a watcher. He's a voyeur. Let's rip into this. Megan Schmidt is first from Minneapolis in Minnesota. Megan's birthday is the 9th of December 92, which means she was 16 in 2008.
Starting point is 00:00:58 And this is her birthday banger. Rihanna, T.I., Live Your Life. You reckon she'll do this song? I was going to ask that question. Nah, this is a T.I. song. She could just do the A's. She could bring T.I. out. She could.
Starting point is 00:01:22 Imagine. I reckon she's more likely to bring Jay-Z out. And maybe, oh no, Eminem did last year. Didn't she? Didn't he? Hey, Beyonce's done Super Bowl twice. Yeah, true. Yeah, she got brought up when Coldplay played.
Starting point is 00:01:37 She's going to bring out Bryson Tiller. Who else has she collaborated with? Mickey Echo. I don't know. There's another one. This is for Chris Hissen. He's from Bolton, Manchester in the UK. Chris's birthday is the 3rd of January 1991,
Starting point is 00:01:57 which means he was 16 on the 3rd of January 2007. This is his number one song. Say Beyonce's name and she will appear. She's always lurking. Say it three times and she'll kidnap you. It's like Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary. Or Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. Beyonce, Beyonce.
Starting point is 00:02:16 I can't. You can't. No, don't do it. Don't. We're not equipped to handle Beyonce right now. Good birthday banger for Chris. One more for Samuel Sawinski Thompson. Is that how you would say that? Sawinski?
Starting point is 00:02:28 From Edinburgh in Scotland. Samuel's birthday is the 18th of August 2000, which means he was 16 on the 18th of August 2016, and this was topping the charts. Do you think Samuel will be gutted that he finally got through for Birthday Banger and Brie's not here to do her Scottish accent? Oh, true. Is she good at the Scottish accent?
Starting point is 00:02:54 No. I'll do it. What you talking about, mate? Oh, God. All right. Turn the microphone off. Turn her down. Shrex here.
Starting point is 00:03:09 I'm voting for the Rihanna song I'm voting for the Beyonce song We're at a split vote Shrek you can decide the winner today What is the international birthday banger To take us out this week Irreplaceable Beyonce Honestly it's not worse than What we had irreplaceable Beyonce.
Starting point is 00:03:29 Honestly, it's not worse than what we had. It's actually not worse. No, yeah. Well done, Samuel. Thanks for playing. If you wanted us to do your birthday banger, join the Bree and Clint podcast family on Facebook and we'll catch you back for another podcast next week. Bye.
Starting point is 00:03:42 See ya. Get out, me swore. Don't you care. See you. Get out, me swore. Don't you care? All right. It's my name that's on that deck. So put me off your back. Let me close. ZM, Brie and Clint.
Starting point is 00:03:59 With guest host, Maddie McLean. I'm feeling good. Good evening, everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show with Maddie.Lean. G'day everybody. Welcome to the Brianne Clint Show with Maddie. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. What's going on with the street brawl? Is it going down?
Starting point is 00:04:12 Should we go? Where was our invite? Are we going as peacekeepers or do you want to brawl? I just want to stand there and... Because the advice is stay away. Yeah, right. I don't want to get involved. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:24 Because I'm too chicken. Have you ever been in a fight? Never. Yeah, right. I don't want to get involved because I'm too chicken. Have you ever been in a fight? Never. Look at me. Any fight that I'm ever going to be in is very much one-sided. It's with the mirror. Don't go, by the way. That's official advice.
Starting point is 00:04:41 Do not go to the Hamilton Street Brawl. Do not go. Just watch it on TikTok. That's the official advice, I think. Today on the show, there's a lot of serious matters, including Cyclone? Cyclone. Cyclone.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Cyclone Gale. No, Gabrielle. Gabrielle. She's coming. Yeah. Cyclone Gabrielle is coming, and she wants to talk to the manager. So we're going to talk to not one,
Starting point is 00:05:04 but two meteorological experts on the show today. How gutted would you be if your name was Gabrielle right now? Yeah, how do they name these things? Are they named after the person who discovers them? Is that what it is? I think the person who discovers them gets two names. Or is it the cyclone that's always named after a female? It's always named after a female.
Starting point is 00:05:21 I think the person that knows that meteor is that people get to name if they discover them. Right. Maybe there's actually just a list. We can ask our meteorological experts this question today. We're going to find out the information you need to know. I have talked to my wife who said the supermarket in Auckland at least is full of every person in the entire city stocking up. Because there's some serious warnings out there like stock stock up with three days' worth of supplies. Wow.
Starting point is 00:05:46 So we'll get you the information you need. We are also giving away your tickets to Electric Avenue in Christchurch, and we're finding the winner for our G-Spot competition. So much to win. So much to win. The last Electric Avenue track of the day. We'll play at four o'clock,
Starting point is 00:06:03 and then you can call us with all four and take away the tickets and the flights and the accommodation. But first, let's play Tradie vs. Lady. 10 points to the ladies, 8 points to the tradies. If you want to play, you should call us right now on 0800-DIAL-ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. This is it, the big time
Starting point is 00:06:27 It's 10 points to the ladies and 8 points to the tradies Whoever wins today's game will take $50 cash from KFC Home Let's meet our contestant Our lady is from Carpety She's 44 and she's an adrenaline junkie Welcome to the show, Christy Kirstie Kirstie
Starting point is 00:06:44 Kirstie I Kirstie. Kirstie. Kirstie. I can't see. Your eyesight. Do you want me to read it? I've got 20-20 vision. So do I. They've made the screen smaller. I can read it pretty well.
Starting point is 00:06:57 This is like the time Ryan and I, my husband, went to the movies and he said to me, why have they brought up a text conversation on the screen as a graphic? And he said, why have they blurred out the text conversation? I said, it's not blurry, mate. Yeah, well, look, my eyesight is fine. Even if it's not, they've made the screen smaller. What if I was in a wheelchair? You wouldn't have taken the ramp away over Christmas, would you?
Starting point is 00:07:20 Anyway, hi, Kirsty. Hi, Kirsty. Welcome to the show. Hello. Hi. You're taking on our tradie today. He's from the Mount. Hi, Kirsty. Welcome to the show. Hello. Hi. You're taking on our tradie today. He's from the Mount.
Starting point is 00:07:30 He's 21, and he fractured his hand playing punches on Great Day. Good to have a dead set legend on the show. Welcome to the show, Fergus. Wow, thank you so much. I mean, I'm meant to be called a legend. What were you punching? I was punching my mate. Punches, it's like a game. You punch your mate on the shoulder and then first person to give up
Starting point is 00:07:46 loses and you you would rather fracture your hand than give up a technical forfeit technical forfeit a TKO
Starting point is 00:07:53 I don't count it as a loss I don't count it as a loss but some people might alright Fergus your buzzer is tradie Kirsty
Starting point is 00:08:01 Kirsty your buzzer is sorry I can't see it your buzzer is lady first to three correct Your buzzer is... Yes. Sorry, I can't see it. Your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck. All right, here we go. Question number one. King Charles has announced his son Harry will be invited to his coronation ceremony.
Starting point is 00:08:16 What's Harry's wife's name? Lady. Tradie. Kirsty. Megan. Correct. Question number two. Madonna has bitten back after people criticised her appearance at the Grammys.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Name this Madonna song. Yes, Kirsty. Like a Virgin. Correct. How'd you get that? Kirsty, it's a bitch For the very first time KC, it's two to the ladies. I know you're 21, Fergus, but come on, man. Like a virgin.
Starting point is 00:08:54 It's a classic. It was literally the first words. It couldn't have been more obvious. First album I ever bought. Wow. You do have the age advantage on that question. Oh, totally. Yeah, but watch out, Fergus,
Starting point is 00:09:04 because the next question is about crate bottles. Fergus, you're still in this, mate. Although, Kirsty, if you get this right, you will be taking away tradie versus lady today. Question number three, true or false, the US capital of Washington, DC, is in the state of Washington? Tradie.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Lady. Fergus. False. Yeah. Well done. Lady. Fergus. False. Yeah. Well done. It's not. Where is it? I actually don't know what state it is in.
Starting point is 00:09:31 I just know it's not in Washington. Very confusing. Washington is actually on the other side of the country. Okay. All right. One to Fergus, two to Kirsty. Here we go. Question number four.
Starting point is 00:09:40 The iconic Kiwi television show 10-7 is coming to an end after 20 years. Which emergency service does the show follow? Straight A. Fergus. Is it the police? Yeah, it is. You were on it, weren't you, Fergus? Yes, I was.
Starting point is 00:09:58 Twice, actually. Twice. And not as a police officer. You wouldn't believe it, but we've found ourselves at tie game, and this is match point. This is for the win, you two. Here we go. Question number five.
Starting point is 00:10:13 The Warriors have once again proclaimed this year is our year. What sport do the Warriors play? Lady. Kirstie for the win. League. Rugby League. Kirsty for the win. League. Rugby League. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Fergus, you'll be forgiven for not getting the Madonna question, but that Warriors question, what a disgrace. What a disgrace. Honestly, that's all good. Sorry, man. Kirsty, you're our Tradiverse Lady Champion, and you've won 50 bucks cash from KFC. Well good. That's all good. Sorry, man. Kirsty, you're our Tradie vs. Lady champion, and you've won 50 bucks cash from KFC. Well done.
Starting point is 00:10:48 Awesome. Thank you. Yeah. 11 points to the ladies now. Tradies are on eight. Bree and Clint. Yeah, Bree and Clint. With Maddie at a replacement.
Starting point is 00:10:59 Ellie, you can open the door. You can leave. She's trapped in purgatory. We have a very noisy door, and you're not meant to make any noise in the background of a radio show, but it's okay. You can leave. She's trapped in purgatory. We have a very noisy door and you're not meant to make any noise in the background of a radio show. But it's okay. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:11:09 Strike two, but it's okay. We'll survive. We will. Hey, I was on TikTok yesterday and I saw a woman posting about her wedding. I'm still deep into wedding content. Like my For You page has not updated itself yet. Isn't it crazy how it just figures out what your life
Starting point is 00:11:30 is about at that time and just gives you all of that. It knows. So it's still weddings and still hot men. That'll never change. One of those you are definitely not over. And I saw this woman posting about something that she organised for her own wedding, which I have actually seen people do before.
Starting point is 00:11:51 It's a really cool thing. They get the old kind of handset telephones, really old school. Like a landline telephone. A landline telephone. Yeah. And they organise a recorder in the receiver so that people can leave them messages throughout the night. Oh, like a voicemail. Like a voicemail.
Starting point is 00:12:07 That's cute. Really cute. Great for a millennial wedding where you all remember leaving voicemails on the landline. Totally. Very throwback. There's really specific ones that you can buy where it just records when someone picks up the receiver and goes to leave a message. Yeah, that's what you want. But she wanted to do it cheaply, as often you do,
Starting point is 00:12:29 because weddings are expensive and sometimes you're just looking to cut costs. So she thought, well, I'll just buy a recording device myself, put it in the receiver, and I'll just leave the thing running the whole night. All night? All night. Just records the whole night?
Starting point is 00:12:44 Yeah, but she thought, well, I'll know when people have spoken into it and I can just kind of isolate the messages that people have sent. Yeah, okay. But she didn't really think about what might happen next. Have a listen to this.
Starting point is 00:12:59 It actually picked up voices from our entire venue. I realized this because I'm the first person you hear in the audio and I'm getting out of my car. So it's like two hours of audio. And that's when I realized that teeny tiny recorder picked up a lot of sh** I was not expecting. We're not really people who like were expecting anything dramatic to happen at our wedding, but we did realize after our ceremony that our wedding had caused a lot of drama in our little small town and in our extended family and that's because we uninvited people who were clearly not supportive of a gay marriage but were going to show up because like they didn't want to be embarrassed
Starting point is 00:13:34 that they weren't at the wedding and it caused a lot of drama after so it was very convenient that as i'm going through the messages, it picked up literally every single thing that was said amongst each other at our wedding. She was able to isolate the homophobes. She knew. From the recording. Everything. Everything.
Starting point is 00:13:53 Oh my God. Wild, right? On one hand, nice to know people's true colours, but on the other side, that's hurtful. Really? People that you believed to be your inner circle, friends enough that you want them at your wedding day, that's a small
Starting point is 00:14:09 group of people. And your allies talking smack on your most beautiful day. To be fair, they didn't know they were being recorded. I know. That audio is not permissible in a court of law. No, but to be fair, she never thought that she was going to hear
Starting point is 00:14:26 that kind of stuff on her voice recording. Yeah. That's the thing about, because the device is eavesdropping, and I'm not siding with the people at all. I think it's disgusting, and it's good to know her friends' true colours, ex-friends.
Starting point is 00:14:39 At the same time, when you eavesdrop, that's what you're in for. I know of someone who eavesdropped on their parents conversation and as a child and found out that through eavesdropping on the conversation that their dad had a wife before that that they didn't know about that the family didn't know about i don't want to know that i don't want to know that information yeah yeah but sometimes the eavesdropping is accidental.
Starting point is 00:15:05 She was just looking for the cute messages that people had left on her website. Yeah, it's not her fault. She wasn't expecting to find that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:15 I'm just saying covert recording devices have consequences. Oh, I totally get that. I also don't think... People could access all the stuff that happens in this studio while the songs are playing. You and I are finished. We're done. Our careers are over.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Wait, can they? Don't talk about it. No. Let's just ask our question this afternoon, which is, what did you hear that you weren't meant to hear? Oh, there's going to be some juicy stuff, surely. It was never meant for your ears, but somehow, either by a recording device
Starting point is 00:15:49 or being on the end of a video, some people get caught out on the live photos that you take on your iPhone and you hold it down and the photo moves and there's a little bit of audio on it. Some people get caught out on that. Wow. Whatever it is, how did you hear it? What's the thing that was never meant to reach your ears,
Starting point is 00:16:06 but it did, and it is scandal? Give us a call, 0800-DIAL-ZM, or you can text us to 9696. We want to hear your juicy, juicy stories. Brianne Clint. What are you laughing at? I'm laughing at the fact that you've had to get the producers to enhance the size of the text on the computer.
Starting point is 00:16:25 Get your bloody eyes checked. I don't want to get my eyes tested. Ignorance is bliss. I'm like Tom Cruise on Minority Report. Enhance. Enhance. We've been asking you, what did you hear that wasn't meant for you?
Starting point is 00:16:39 A bride in the US put a little receiver into like an old school cordless telephone to try and record some sweet messages on her wedding day from guests but in the end, the recorder actually ended up recording basically smack from other guests about her and about her wedding. Stuff she never wanted to hear.
Starting point is 00:17:00 So we're asking you, what did you hear that wasn't meant for you? Melissa's here. Hi Melissa. Guys, how's it going? What was it? What did you overhear and how? Well, it was actually my husband, but I was in the room and he was on a business call and midway through the call,
Starting point is 00:17:17 his boss lets the team know that he was going to the bathroom and as he went, he turned off his camera but forgot to take off his audio and ended up taking his phone to the bathroom with him as the whole team is listening to him take a leak oh thank god it was a leak i thought it's gonna be way worse than that no i thought we were gonna get a zoom poo there was once once upon a time on breakfast television, a long time ago, one of the hosts went to the bathroom with her microphone still on.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Yes. And the sound guy forgot to turn her microphone off. In a broadcast. In a broadcast. Was it Pippa Wetzel? It wasn't Pippa Wetzel. Was it Kay Gregory? I'm not telling you who it was.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Was it Hilary Barry? I'm not telling you who it was. Was it Ellie Poo? Pew. Thank you, Melissa. Was it Hilary Barry? I'm not telling you who it was. Was it Ellie Poo? Poo. Thank you, Melissa. We appreciate the call. Anonymous is on the phone. Hello, Anonymous.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Hey, how are you guys? Good, thank you. What did you hear that wasn't meant for you? Well, it's kind of the other way around. But when I was a bit younger, me and my friend were doing, you know, what you do, prank calls. And her mum, like, rang the phone at the same time, like, intercepted. So we did the whole prank call to her mum. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:34 And what was the prank? Well, we were calling the pizza shop because we wanted some pizza. Obviously not very smart because if we had pizza turn up, that wouldn't be great. But anyway, yeah, we did it to her mum and it wasn't great. We went on a talk for a couple of weeks. They banned us from each other. This is a poorly thought out prank. Very, very.
Starting point is 00:18:55 We were about eight. Yeah, it was pretty dumb. You should have gone with the classic, hi, I'm calling from Fisher and Paykel. Just wanted to know if your fridge is running. Yeah, my fridge is running. Why? Well, you better go and catch it then.
Starting point is 00:19:09 Hang up, hang up, hang up, hang up, hang up, hang up, hang up, hang up. Sounds way smarter. Let's do it again. Thanks, Anonymous. Vanessa's here. Hi, Vanessa. Hi, how's it going? Great, how are you?
Starting point is 00:19:20 Yeah, I'm good. What happened? What did you hear that wasn't meant for your ears? Yes, so I was 13 in 2006, and I was at home on my bed, and my dad walked into the house, and he didn't know I was home from school already, and he told my mum that he had found a place
Starting point is 00:19:41 and he was moving out that afternoon, and that was how I found out my parents were slipping up. Oh, my God. That is traumatic, Vanessa. It was horrible. I mean, I'm 30 now and, you know, I'm doing okay. Are you over it? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:19:56 That could really eff a kid up. Yeah, it wasn't the nicest. My dad said when I walked out, he said his stomach just dropped. Yeah. Do you know if your mum knew? It was obviously a surprise to you. Do you know if mum knew it was coming? I'm pretty sure they've been talking about it for a while.
Starting point is 00:20:15 And you know what? They've got a great relationship now. That was probably the... Yeah, that's not how a kid finds out, though. That's not okay. Yeah, no. And not dad's fault, obviously, but that's just a cluster. He has quite a robust voice.
Starting point is 00:20:28 You can't really miss his voice. Yeah. I can relate to that. Okay, thank you, Vanessa. We appreciate the call. Thank you for sharing your childhood trauma with us this afternoon. It's made great radio fodder. We appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Well, there you go. It happens. My older sister has a different dad to me and my other sister found out from a cousin when I was in my teens. Parents have still never told us and I'm 40. And you're sitting on that secret that you overheard.
Starting point is 00:20:56 Yes. Yeah. Well, careful out there, I guess. There's an interesting trend at the moment amongst Gen Zs where they're not going for the newest phone. They're not trying to get the iPhone 39 or the new Samsung Galaxy or something like that.
Starting point is 00:21:14 They're going in a different direction according to some news reports. Right. According to some outlets, Gen Z are looking to get themselves a Motorola Razr V3. Well, that ringtone's a little bit old, Claude. But an old phone. It's essentially, it's not a dumb phone, but that's better.
Starting point is 00:21:40 No, that's, Claudia, that's Nokia. That's Nokia. Stop. It's not me. We need that one that goes, Claudia, that's Nokia. No, it's Nokia. Stop. It's not me. We need that one that goes, hello, motor. Isn't that the one that was... Did you ever have a Razr? Hello, motor.
Starting point is 00:21:52 Nah, I thought Razrs were for girls when they were cool. Oh, and you were a bloke, mate. Yeah. Well, they were pink. A lot of them were pink. There's a Sydney woman who has had millions of views on her video where she unpacked a brand new Motorola Razr. It's from the 2000s, but it's never been opened before.
Starting point is 00:22:13 Wow. She put her SIM card in and she went through all the features on the phone. If you don't know what a Motorola Razr is, by the way, it's a really thin flip phone. It's like the original flip phone. Well, it's not the original flip phone. That was the StarTAC, wasn't it? But it's the first thin flip phone. It's kind the original flip phone. Well, it's not the original flip phone. That was the StarTAC, wasn't it? But it's the first thin flip phone.
Starting point is 00:22:28 It's kind of the first fashion phone, eh? Totally. I'm thinking Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, the girls from the Hills, Llewyn Conrad had one. The features that they're talking about on the phone. What features? Ringtones. Wow. Playing old
Starting point is 00:22:43 games and taking really budget selfies on the camera. The camera was so bad. But that's part of the charm. Why are they doing it? Why are people getting a Motorola Razr? One person said they noticed that they were using social media too much. Yeah. And that was taking them out of the moment.
Starting point is 00:23:02 So they thought, let's get rid of the phone, but I need a way of communicating to keep safe on a night out. Like if I go out, I need to be able to call, text my friends and see where they are. So they thought, why not get a Motorola Razr? How do you get an Uber? That's always my issue, because everything has changed now to be on your phone.
Starting point is 00:23:18 How do you get an Uber? Totally. How do you transfer money to your friends? It's also concerning that we are now In the era where people are Using things that are vintage That were very much part of our identity Yeah, totally This same person, this is that exact point
Starting point is 00:23:35 They're like, well what do you do How do you get photos of you and your friends on night outs And they're like, oh, we use Disposable cameras It's all coming back Yeah We use disposable cameras. It's all coming back. Yeah. Are we the authority on this stuff? We are.
Starting point is 00:23:51 Are we cool? Let's check with Gen Z. Ella, come on, they'll keep you on hand for moments specifically like this. Do you want Maddie and I to tell you what's cool now, that you guys are into flip phones and disposable cameras? I mean, Maddie's wearing skinny jeans so they're big baby no cancelled oh yes yes please you should be wearing cargo pants zip off cargo pants do you know do you know what i do you know what i love though i love that now those old throwback photos
Starting point is 00:24:21 that once upon a time we would have burnt to the ground because they seemed so uncool now we're going to look like absolutely trendsetters yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we are cool time to go back to our original facebook profile picture i reckon i love it we want to know i don't know if there's anyone out there at the moment listening to us running a motorola razor i don't know if that's possible. It is possible. I don't know if it is. I don't even know if they still work on the current networks. You know how everyone's into 5G now?
Starting point is 00:24:53 A Motorola Razr is 2G. Right. Not 2G, it's 2G. Yeah, but you don't need 5G if you don't have any apps on your phone, do you? That's true. I just don't know if they would work. Bree and Clint. Time for the One Second Song Challenge. have any apps on your phone, do you? That's true. I just don't know if they would work.
Starting point is 00:25:07 Time for the One Second Song Challenge. Knowing the world over for being a radio game. It's where we take on songs and try and guess them as fast as we can, playing for 50k FC chicken dollars. It is a radio game. It's where we take on songs and try and guess them as fast as we can, playing for 50K FC chicken dollars. It is a fun game. As someone who listens to your show often in the car, do you play?
Starting point is 00:25:31 It is very fun to play along with. Okay, let's do it. Let's form our teams. Let's go to Zoe, who this afternoon is joining Team Maddie. Hi, Zoe. Hey, Zoe. Hi.
Starting point is 00:25:41 You know your music, Zoe? Oh, I'm pretty good. Yeah, right. Okay, well, you better hope it's exclusively girl bands today if you've chosen to be on Team Maddie. Hey, it's not all I know. It's just what I know the best. You didn't get One Direction last week.
Starting point is 00:25:57 Yeah. Boy, that. Boy. Let's go to Eden. Hi, Eden. Hi. You're on my team, okay? Sure am, buddy.
Starting point is 00:26:04 Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. That's good energy. Claude runs the game. Claude, what's our theme today? Hi, guys. I don't know if you've heard of this really intimate gig that's happening this weekend. It's called, like, the Super Bowl? Oh, yeah. I've heard something about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I just saw some whispers on it online.
Starting point is 00:26:20 So I did some research, and I found past performers from past Super Bowls. Great. Michaells. Great. Michael Jackson. Correct. That is one. That's not how the game works. Do you reckon Claude's put a Michael Jackson song in there? Well, possibly.
Starting point is 00:26:33 We'll see how it goes, I guess. So this is the One Second Song Challenge. I'm going to start a song from the beginning and you need to buzz in with your name and tell me the artist's name and the title of the song. Great. Got it. So Maddie and Clint, you're going first. Here's your song. Maddie.
Starting point is 00:26:49 Maddie. Sexy back, Justin Timberlake. Oh, look at you go. Damn, I hadn't even begun to think about it. This song, this album, defined my university experience. Picture this. Me in a Meccano shirt. Waistcoat.
Starting point is 00:27:13 Waistcoat. Oh, no. Fedora. Oh, no. I don't know that I ever stretched to the fedora. And pointy shoes with no laces. And a bottle of Lindalf right. What a vision.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Team Maddie and Zoe are on one point. Zoe and Eden, it's your turn. Are you ready? Yep. Yep. Okay, good job. Good luck, guys. Here is your song. It doesn't matter if you love him or capital H-I-M. Eden. Eden. Born This Way by Lady Gaga.
Starting point is 00:27:42 Exactly right. Well done. Shot, Eden. You brought us back in the game. Well done. Lady Gaga's Super Bowl was incredible. She flew in from the roof. Yes.
Starting point is 00:27:59 To be fair, there's never a disappointing Super Bowl. What about the Maroon 5 one? We don't need to talk about that one. Okay, we're one apiece. Clint and Maddie, this one is for you guys. Clint. Maddie. That is Last Friday Night, Katy Perry.
Starting point is 00:28:14 You got it. The Redemption. That's my girl. That was the Dancing Sharks. Yeah, it was. Left Shark. Oh, Left Shark. Left shark. Oh, left shark. Woman icon.
Starting point is 00:28:31 Eden, sorry that you're having to carry the team here, but you're going to have to carry the team here, okay? No worries, mate. Yeah, you need this one to stay in the game. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Here we go. Zoe. Zoe, for the win.
Starting point is 00:28:51 It's Bruno Mars. Do you know the song? 24 Karat Gold. I'm not going to let it slide. I'm not going to let it slide. So close, Zoe. On behalf of Eden, I can't. Eden, do you know what it is?
Starting point is 00:29:08 I'm trying to think the words in my head, like, what's the song? She pretty much got it right. Zoe pretty much got it right. Yeah, she was so close. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. It was like 24 karat gold in the air. Come on. No.
Starting point is 00:29:22 I might have to buzz you out. 24 karat magic, wasn't it? Yeah. 24 karat magic Wasn't it Yeah All good Alright what does that do To our scores Who knows Should we play all in
Starting point is 00:29:37 For the last one All four of us All four All four of us Alright Whichever team gets this one Gets the win And the KFC chicken dollars
Starting point is 00:29:44 Everybody can buzz in, right Claude? Sounds about right. Okay, this is free for all. Whoever gets this wins. Here we go. Maddie! That's crazy in love Beyonce. Go Maddie. We were just talking about her. What are the chances of her showing up? Hey, team Zoe and Maddie, congratulations, 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way.
Starting point is 00:30:17 Thank you, guys. You're welcome. That's a one-second song challenge. We need to talk about Valentine's Day, which is coming up next week. Next week, yeah. Is it Monday? No, Tuesday. Tuesday.
Starting point is 00:30:27 Tuesday. Yeah. Ella has made Valentine's plans. You and I don't really do Valentine's. No, it's never been on our radar. No. My old anniversary, which we will be celebrating, is a couple of days before Valentine's Day.
Starting point is 00:30:42 So you default to that. Yeah. And then we never bothered with Valentine's Day. But you default to that. Yeah. And then we never bothered with Valentine's Day. But you're all in, Ella. I haven't usually been. And last year, it was our first Valentine's Day. And he did the, oh, we won't get anything, and then gave me a little ring.
Starting point is 00:30:56 I was like, oh, that's cute. Just like a very simple gift that I liked. Ella said to us at the pub today, she's concerned she's gone too hard with her Valentine's gift. Oh, I just, I don't know. I want your advice. Context, how long have you and your boyfriend been together? Two years.
Starting point is 00:31:11 Right. That's quite a long time. Yeah. And so why are you concerned that it might be too much? Because I don't want to scare him off or come too hot. You've been together for two years. Surely he knows you by now. I know.
Starting point is 00:31:22 They don't live together though. Right. Yeah. So you can still pretend like there's an air of chill about you. Yeah, like it's whatever. Have you bought this thing? Because that will... We're going to give you the honest answer anyway,
Starting point is 00:31:35 but have you already paid for it? Yeah. You've got it? Yep. Okay. And I can tell you're worried about it. A little bit. All right, well, we're going to judge you.
Starting point is 00:31:43 Ella, tell us what you got your boyfriend of two years for Valentine's Day. I got him something he never has. He doesn't wear. It's a ring. I know he got me one, but I got him one because he got me one. But now it feels like I'm proposing to him and I'm so not. Oh, really? Is it in a box?
Starting point is 00:32:00 Yeah. Oh, really? Is it gold? No it's silver My engagement ring was silver It does look a bit engagement-ish He doesn't wear rings No, but I thought maybe it would be cool for him to try something new Oh this is a bad idea
Starting point is 00:32:18 Shall I return it? Be honest Is it like a signet ring or something? Is it kind of like a fashion-y ring? Yes. I mean, yeah, guys wear these cool rings. Or is it a plain? It's just a band.
Starting point is 00:32:29 It's a plain band. Band. Oof. It's a lot. Really? It's a lot. Okay. Yeah, it's just...
Starting point is 00:32:37 I know gender roles shouldn't be a thing, but you're giving him a ring. And I know he gave you a ring, but I imagine he gave you a cute little, like... Yeah. I was trying to do the same like this is in right I'll keep it I'll wear it I'll tell you what I had a
Starting point is 00:32:49 girlfriend give me a ring once oh no for our anniversary I'm no longer with that girlfriend but I did receive a ring from her and I don't wear rings I don't wear rings and I did find it weird but you've put thought into it and you've got a backstory for it.
Starting point is 00:33:06 You're giving him a ring because he gave you a ring. Yeah. Just don't. A ring has no end so you want to be with him forever. I can imagine it. You're going to panic Ella
Starting point is 00:33:15 and you're going to give it to him and you're going to try and over explain. Just be chill. Oh, you're going to accidentally get down on one knee as a lol, aren't you? My shoelace will be in. Bree and Clint. Speaking of creepy, it's time for Friday Oaky.
Starting point is 00:33:29 And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Oaky. I love Friday Oaky. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oaky. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Friday-okey. If you've never heard it, 15 minutes with the professional audio engineer singing our guts out to produce the best song we can. Can I ask a question? Yeah. Creepy. I think my rendition of Destiny's Child,
Starting point is 00:34:01 Bootylicious, is going to be a bit creepy. What did you do in the voice booth? Attempted to be Beyonce, Michelle, and the other one. Can I just check, before we do this, we're doing Bootylicious.
Starting point is 00:34:16 Claudia, have you heard these? I've heard enough. I haven't heard the whole thing, no. Are they broadcastable? Are any of our Friday Okies broadcastable? Good question.
Starting point is 00:34:26 Okay, cool. You chose the song. Do you want to tell us why you chose Bootylicious? First of all, I'm a massive Destiny's Child fan. I loved listening to Destiny's Child back in the day. Still do. And of course, Beyonce was at the Grammys this week and she's the most decorated artist in Grammy history.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Yes. And I thought, well, let's throw it back. Literally. Literally. All the way to the booty. Yeah. Okay, you'll hear Maddie's, then you'll hear mine, then you're going to pick the winner of Friday-oke.
Starting point is 00:34:53 Good luck. Maddie, can you handle this? Clint, can you handle this? Zeddem, can you handle this? I don't think they can handle this. Barely move, we've arrived Looking sexy, looking fly Baddest chick, chick inside
Starting point is 00:35:09 DJ, jam tonight Spotted me, a tender thing There you are, come on baby Don't you wanna dance with me? Can you handle, handle me? You gotta do much better If you gon' dance with me tonight You gotta work much better if you're gonna dance with me tonight. You gotta work your jelly if you're gonna dance with me tonight.
Starting point is 00:35:30 Read my lips carefully if you like what you see. Move, groove, groove, you can handle me. By the looks I got, you shook up and scared of me. Buckle your seatbelt, it's time to take off. I don't think you're ready for this jelly. I don't think you're ready for this jelly. I don't think you're ready for this. Cause I don't think you're ready for this jelly. I don't think you're ready for this because my body's too bootylicious for you, babe.
Starting point is 00:35:49 I don't think you're ready for this jelly. I don't think you're ready for this jelly. I don't think you're ready for this because my body's too bootylicious for you, babe. I don't think you're ready for this jelly. I don't think you're ready I don't think I can handle that Hey well done that was really good I'm so excited to hear yours
Starting point is 00:36:15 I'll give you the win if we don't have to play mine No we're here Because I got to watch you record it Through the soundproof glass And the way you were singing your little heart out was unreal. Listen to these little... You would have heard them in Maddie's.
Starting point is 00:36:33 Someone just texted and said, I had to pull over because I'm crying at all the grunting. It's part of the song. Okay, we're in this together. Here it is. This is my Destiny's Child. After this, you can vote on the winner. Good luck we're in this together. Here it is. This is My Destiny's Child. Good luck. After this, you can vote on the winner. Good luck. Maddie or me. Barely move, we've arrived Lookin' sexy, lookin' fly
Starting point is 00:37:05 Baddest chick, chick inside DJ, jam tonight Fightin' me, a tender thing There you are, come on baby Don't you wanna dance with me? Can you handle, handle me? Gotta do much better If you're gon' dance with me tonight
Starting point is 00:37:22 You gotta work your jelly If you're gon' dance with me tonight You gotta work your jelly If you're gonna dance with me tonight Breathe my lips carefully If you like what you see Move, move, move, you can handle me But the look that got you shook up is scaring me Buckle up, it's embarrassing, I won't take off I don't think you're ready for this jelly
Starting point is 00:37:39 I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this Cause my body's too bootylicious for you, babe I don't think you're ready for this jelly. I don't think you're ready for this cause my body's too bootylicious for you, babe. I don't think you're ready for this jelly. I don't think you're ready for this jelly. I don't think you're ready for this cause my body's too bootylicious for you, baby. So, what'd you think?
Starting point is 00:38:04 Oh, my God. Someone texted me and they said, Clint, inside voice please. Oh my God. Someone else said, my radio has gone all staticky for this and I don't know if it makes it better or worse. That's it.
Starting point is 00:38:29 You've heard them both. Now you need to pick which one is the best. Your runs were next level. We're looking for five brave Kiwis to call 0800 dial ZM right now and tell us who did the best Destiny's Child for Friday Oaky.
Starting point is 00:38:46 See how much he said. You two just made my toddler cry. Brie and Clint. Studio literally started falling apart. Unbuckle. Something just unbuckled due to the force of that Friday Oaky rendition. Someone said, thank God Brie wasn't here for this one. She makes every song sound
Starting point is 00:39:08 creepy seductive and this would have tipped Brie over the edge. We've got five votes ready to decide the winner of Friday Oaky and we're going to start with Emma. Kia ora Emma. Hey, how are you? Great. What did you think Emma? Oh God,
Starting point is 00:39:24 fits of laughter. You guys are hilarious. Hats off to you doing that song. But Clint's the way he said sexy, it was like sexy. It was rather interesting. Unsexy? Yeah, sexy was
Starting point is 00:39:42 unsexy. So are you voting for me or are you not voting for me? I can't work it out. I'm voting for Natty. Okay. Oh, sexy, ma. Looking sexy. Oh, God. All right, let's go to Tim.
Starting point is 00:39:53 Hi, Tim. Hi, Clint. Hi, Tim. Good to talk to you, man. What do you reckon? Who's your winner for Friday Hockey this week? I'm voting for you. You're voting for me?
Starting point is 00:40:03 Yep. What did you like about it? It was better As a man He cuts to the chase Straight up Yep, straight up I wish you guys
Starting point is 00:40:12 would do first team work in the summertime next week What a great suggestion We'll take that on board Thank you Tim One apiece Let's go to Willow Kia ora Willow
Starting point is 00:40:19 Hi What do you think of our Destiny's Child renditions? Oh, it was so funny. I had to pull over. My one-year-old's in the back seat clapping his hands. That's our audience. That's our target audience.
Starting point is 00:40:34 Who was better? Who gets your vote? Matty gets my vote. He's got attitude written all over him. His attitude would have... I could just envision those dance moves. You know his was the first one, eh? Yes, I have.
Starting point is 00:40:47 All right, no, just checking your attitude. I think Clint tried to make his a rap song. Say I tried too hard. Is that right, Willow? Maybe a little, yeah. Okay, thank you, Willow. Have a great weekend. Two to Maddie, one to me.
Starting point is 00:40:59 You can win it here if you get this vote. Delwyn's called through. Kia ora, Delwyn. Hiya, how are you? Great, how are you? Happy Friday. Oh yeah, happy Friday. What do you reckon? Now,
Starting point is 00:41:11 last week, Maddy, I thought you won it. I didn't think we should have. So, ooh. But this week, Clint, Clint got my vote. 100%. Yes! Thank you, Delwyn. I desperately needed that. I needed it not just for the game.
Starting point is 00:41:27 I needed it for the confidence. So I'm going to take that, and we're going to a tie break. Someone just texted in, and Clint said, Clint sounded like a turtle having sex. But don't let that swing the votes. You know, don't let that sway it. People might think that's sexy. Yeah, don't yuck someone's yum.
Starting point is 00:41:43 They might be into turtle stuff. Corey's going to decide the winner of Friday-oke. Corey, the power is yours. Hey, Kia ora, lad. How's it going? Good, how are you? Hey, great, mate. It's Friday.
Starting point is 00:41:54 Absolutely. And you just got to hear two beautiful renditions of Bootylicious by Destiny's Child. I didn't get to hear them. So did me dogs. Who did the dogs vote for, first of all? Well, the first one, Matty, was they didn't make a noise. And then when Clint started singing, they started howling along with him.
Starting point is 00:42:15 So I'm going to have to give the vote to Matty, eh? I thought I was getting it. I don't think you're ready for this jelly. I don't think you're ready for this jelly. I don't think you're ready for this jelly. I don't think you're ready for this cause my body's too bootylicious for you babe. I thought you had it this week. Those dogs don't know good music.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Those dogs have got terrible taste. Hey Corey, thank you. We appreciate it. Have a great weekend. You too guys. It was a valiant effort. Thank you man. Thank you. You want to come and sing it with us next week? Oh yeah, definitely. If we do. Thank you, man. Thank you. Thank you. You want to come and sing it with us next week? Oh, yeah, definitely. Yeah, I'll get you.
Starting point is 00:42:47 If we do it first in Newark, I'll be in. Okay, cool. Hey, congratulations. Thank you so much. That's two in a row. It is two for two. You have one more chance next week to get the three-peat. Bring it.
Starting point is 00:42:58 I need a song that you can't sing. If you've got a suggestion, text me. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Your birthday, put into our database. We tell you the number one song on your 16th birthday. We do it three times and together we pick the best song
Starting point is 00:43:16 and we play it in full. It's one of my favourite segments. I love doing this and I know that the people that call up love it as well. Let's play with Mabel first. Hi, Mabel. You okay? I'm so excited.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Oh, my God. I thought you might be in trouble. What's wrong? Okay, all right, deep breaths, deep breaths, Mabel, deep breaths. I love this energy, Mabel, deep breaths. I love this energy, Mabel. Where are you right now? What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:43:51 Well, we've been trying to spam call you for ages, so me and my friends have pulled the car over, and I'm on the side of a road. It's a little bit loud. Okay, well, you've made it through. You're on the air. Tell us what your birthday is, and we'll tell you what your birthday banger is. My birthday is June 3rd, 2004.
Starting point is 00:44:05 Alright, Mabel. You were 16 on the 3rd of June, 2020 and this was the number one song. Sing it, Mabel. Oh, you're so good. You get Ariana Grande and Lady Gaga Rain on me, please. Sing it, Mabel. Rain on me. Oh, you're so good.
Starting point is 00:44:30 You get Ariana Grande and Lady Gaga, Rain on Me. I assume you're happy with it. Oh, I'm so happy. Yeah. Okay, wait there, Mabel, you hot mess. Wow. Go to Jenna. Hi, Jenna.
Starting point is 00:44:40 Hi, how's it going? Good. By comparison, you sound a bit disappointed to be talking to us, Jenna. No, I'm really excited. Well, you're not crying like Mabel was. You know Mabel. I know. I was cracking up.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Good on Mabel. All right, Jenna, let's try and find out what your birthday banger is. When's your birthday? The 30th of November, 87. All right, Jenna, you were 16 on the 30th of November, 2003, and this was topping the charts. Oh, jeez. Guy Sebastian. The song that he released after winning Australian Idol.
Starting point is 00:45:19 Correct. It's a little bit morbid for a sunny Friday afternoon. It's not morbid. No, you love a good power balance, Jenna. Love a power balance. He's not dead in the song. I thought it was like Rihanna or something. It's the man with the fro.
Starting point is 00:45:34 Yeah, you were hoping for Rihanna. I get it. I reckon you're about three years too early for Rihanna, but I do get it. Yeah, too old. Wait there. Too old. Yeah, well, we're both 87 babies. It's all good. I feel you. Wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Bryce. Yeah. Too old. Wait there. Too old. Yeah, well, we're both 87 babies.
Starting point is 00:45:45 It's all good. I feel you. Wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger from Bryce. Kia ora, Bryce. Hey, how's it going? Good. How are you?
Starting point is 00:45:52 Yeah, pretty good. Maybe not as good as Mabel. No. Still pretty good. I don't know if anyone's ever been as good as Mabel. Should we just check in on Mabel just briefly? Mabel, you okay? You okay?
Starting point is 00:46:06 Mabel, take a breath. Take a breath. Mabel, you breath take a breath Mabel you're going to hyperventilate okay we're going to pop back on hold Mabel chill babes chill Bryce you okay Jesus
Starting point is 00:46:20 yeah can you show us as excited as you can get like what's what's like a 10 out of 10 for you Jesus. Yeah. Can you show us as excited as you can get? What's like a 10 out of 10 for you? I love it. Bryce, tell us your birthday. We're going to tell you your birthday banger. The 21st of September, 95.
Starting point is 00:46:41 Okay. All right, Bryce. You were 16 on the 21st of September, 2011, and this is your birthday banger. I want you to react that same September, 95. Okay. All right, Bryce, you were 16 on the 21st of September, 2011, and this is your birthday banger. I want you to react that same way, Bryce. Oh, yeah. Oh, bang it. Yeah, bang it, boys.
Starting point is 00:47:02 Nothing like a bit of 1D. Anything better than 1D. Anything better than 1D is 2Ds. Yeah. I think, um, wait. Yeah, I guess that's alright. Wait there, Bruce. We've got to figure this out. Jenna, Mabel, Bryce.
Starting point is 00:47:18 I think the songs are irrelevant. I think the person is what matters here, and I think we have to vote for Mabel. We do. I think we cannot not vote for Mabel. We're giving I think we cannot not vote for Mabel. We're giving it to Mabel. Mabel, are you there? This is so Boston Janelle. What?
Starting point is 00:47:32 This is Boston Janelle. Well, where's Mabel? I'm right here. I'm right here. No, no. This experience is Boston Janelle. I don't know what that means, Mabel. Can you Gen Z translate that for us, Ella? Oh my gosh, that's Basinger now. I don't know what that means, Mabel. Can you Gen Z translate that for us, Ella?
Starting point is 00:47:46 Oh, my gosh, that's so funny. I don't know. Hey, Mabel, we love you. You've won birthday banger. Congratulations. Congratulations. I love you. Brie and Clint with many. Happy Friday.
Starting point is 00:48:31 Brie and Clint Brie and Clint with Maddie The winner of Birthday Banger for the iconic Mabel is Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande, Rain On Me And yes, we can confirm that song is bussing Janelle Someone said R.I said RIP headphone users. That was bussin'. Taking out Guy Sebastian and One Direction. That's the end of the show, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us on another week.
Starting point is 00:49:05 I've got to race off. Ed Sheeran? I've got to go to Eden Park. How good. I'm so excited. That show is going to be incredible. I can't wait to see the Instagram stories. Usually I don't like seeing people's Instagram stories from gigs,
Starting point is 00:49:17 but this thing looks insane. I want to see it all. I want to see everything. And I want to see the view that you have of it from your la-di-da, hoity-toity better than everybody else corporate box. No, I'm a man of the people. Matthew.
Starting point is 00:49:30 I'm a man of the people. I'll have a, I'll drink like a. You're a man of very select people. I'll drink like a tui or something. Tuis or something like that. From a crystal glass. It's going to be great. Maisie Peters is going to be great
Starting point is 00:49:45 I think it starts very shortly It started It started Kaylee Bell I think Is performing at the moment So Alright you get there Everybody stay safe
Starting point is 00:49:54 This weekend Whatever weather comes your way Check the updates Stay safe Don't go out on the water And Wear protection Great
Starting point is 00:50:03 Thank you Bye everybody. Bye. See you on Monday.

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