ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 10th February 2023
Episode Date: February 10, 2023What did you hear that you weren't meant to? Fridayoke Our fave Birthday Banger caller ever Is this an appropriate V-Day gift?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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The ZM Podcast Network.
Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast with Matty.
Have you done an international Friday?
I have, yeah.
You have done one?
Yeah.
Claude, are we doing one today?
Absolutely.
Yeah, boy!
It's my birthday, it's my birthday.
Brian Clint's birthday banger.
The podcast.
Yeah!
You join our international podcast family page on Facebook.
You tell us what your birthday is.
And because you don't live here in New Zealand and can't ring in,
we'll figure it out for you and do it here on the podcast.
I'm part of that page.
Are you?
Yeah, I just lurk.
Oh, yeah, just in the shadows.
Never see you commenting.
I don't.
You're a watcher.
I'm a watcher.
He's a voyeur.
Let's rip into this.
Megan Schmidt is first
from Minneapolis in Minnesota.
Megan's birthday
is the 9th of December 92,
which means she was 16 in 2008.
And this is her birthday banger.
Rihanna, T.I., Live Your Life.
You reckon she'll do this song?
I was going to ask that question.
Nah, this is a T.I. song.
She could just do the A's.
She could bring T.I. out.
She could.
Imagine.
I reckon she's more likely to bring Jay-Z out.
And maybe, oh no, Eminem did last year.
Didn't she?
Didn't he?
Hey, Beyonce's done Super Bowl twice.
Yeah, true.
Yeah, she got brought up when Coldplay played.
She's going to bring out Bryson Tiller.
Who else has she collaborated with?
Mickey Echo.
I don't know.
There's another one.
This is for Chris Hissen.
He's from Bolton, Manchester in the UK.
Chris's birthday is the 3rd of January 1991,
which means he was 16 on the 3rd of January 2007.
This is his number one song.
Say Beyonce's name and she will appear.
She's always lurking.
Say it three times and she'll kidnap you.
It's like Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary.
Or Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
Beyonce, Beyonce.
I can't.
You can't.
No, don't do it.
Don't.
We're not equipped to handle Beyonce right now.
Good birthday banger for Chris. One more for Samuel Sawinski Thompson.
Is that how you would say that?
Sawinski?
From Edinburgh in Scotland.
Samuel's birthday is the 18th of August 2000,
which means he was 16 on the 18th of August 2016,
and this was topping the charts.
Do you think Samuel will be gutted that he finally got through for Birthday Banger
and Brie's not here to do her Scottish accent?
Oh, true.
Is she good at the Scottish accent?
No.
I'll do it.
What you talking about, mate?
Oh, God.
All right.
Turn the microphone off.
Turn her down.
Shrex here.
I'm voting for the Rihanna song I'm voting for the Beyonce song
We're at a split vote
Shrek you can decide the winner today
What is the international birthday banger
To take us out this week
Irreplaceable
Beyonce
Honestly it's not worse than What we had irreplaceable Beyonce.
Honestly, it's not worse than what we had.
It's actually not worse.
No, yeah.
Well done, Samuel.
Thanks for playing.
If you wanted us to do your birthday banger,
join the Bree and Clint podcast family on Facebook and we'll catch you back for another podcast next week.
Bye.
See ya.
Get out, me swore.
Don't you care. See you. Get out, me swore. Don't you care?
All right.
It's my name that's on that deck.
So put me off your back.
Let me close.
ZM, Brie and Clint.
With guest host, Maddie McLean.
I'm feeling good.
Good evening, everybody.
Welcome to the Brie and Clint show with Maddie.Lean. G'day everybody. Welcome to the Brianne Clint Show with Maddie.
Happy Friday.
Happy Friday.
What's going on with the street brawl?
Is it going down?
Should we go?
Where was our invite?
Are we going as peacekeepers or do you want to brawl?
I just want to stand there and...
Because the advice is stay away.
Yeah, right.
I don't want to get involved.
Yeah.
Because I'm too chicken. Have you ever been in a fight? Never. Yeah, right. I don't want to get involved because I'm too chicken.
Have you ever been in a fight?
Never.
Look at me.
Any fight that I'm ever going to be in is very much one-sided.
It's with the mirror.
Don't go, by the way.
That's official advice.
Do not go to the Hamilton Street Brawl.
Do not go.
Just watch it on TikTok.
That's the official advice, I think.
Today on the show, there's a lot of serious matters,
including Cyclone?
Cyclone.
Cyclone.
Cyclone Gale.
No, Gabrielle.
Gabrielle.
She's coming.
Yeah.
Cyclone Gabrielle is coming,
and she wants to talk to the manager.
So we're going to talk to not one,
but two meteorological experts on the show today.
How gutted would you be if your name was Gabrielle right now?
Yeah, how do they name these things?
Are they named after the person who discovers them?
Is that what it is?
I think the person who discovers them gets two names.
Or is it the cyclone that's always named after a female?
It's always named after a female.
I think the person that knows that meteor is that people get to name if they discover them.
Right.
Maybe there's actually just a list.
We can ask our meteorological experts this question today.
We're going to find out the information you need to know.
I have talked to my wife who said the supermarket in Auckland at least is full of every person in the entire city stocking up.
Because there's some serious warnings out there like stock stock up with three days' worth of supplies.
Wow.
So we'll get you the information you need.
We are also giving away your tickets
to Electric Avenue in Christchurch,
and we're finding the winner for our G-Spot competition.
So much to win.
So much to win.
The last Electric Avenue track of the day.
We'll play at four o'clock,
and then you can call us with all four
and take away the tickets and the flights and the accommodation.
But first, let's play Tradie vs. Lady.
10 points to the ladies, 8 points to the tradies.
If you want to play, you should call us right now on 0800-DIAL-ZM.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie vs. Lady. This is it, the big time
It's 10 points to the ladies and 8 points to the tradies
Whoever wins today's game will take $50 cash from KFC Home
Let's meet our contestant
Our lady is from Carpety
She's 44 and she's an adrenaline junkie
Welcome to the show, Christy
Kirstie
Kirstie
Kirstie I Kirstie. Kirstie. Kirstie.
I can't see.
Your eyesight.
Do you want me to read it?
I've got 20-20 vision.
So do I.
They've made the screen smaller.
I can read it pretty well.
This is like the time Ryan and I, my husband, went to the movies and he said to me,
why have they brought up a text conversation on the screen as a graphic?
And he said, why have they blurred out the text conversation?
I said, it's not blurry, mate.
Yeah, well, look, my eyesight is fine.
Even if it's not, they've made the screen smaller.
What if I was in a wheelchair?
You wouldn't have taken the ramp away over Christmas, would you?
Anyway, hi, Kirsty.
Hi, Kirsty.
Welcome to the show.
Hello.
Hi.
You're taking on our tradie today.
He's from the Mount. Hi, Kirsty. Welcome to the show. Hello. Hi. You're taking on our tradie today.
He's from the Mount.
He's 21, and he fractured his hand playing punches on Great Day.
Good to have a dead set legend on the show.
Welcome to the show, Fergus.
Wow, thank you so much.
I mean, I'm meant to be called a legend.
What were you punching?
I was punching my mate.
Punches, it's like a game. You punch your mate on the shoulder and then first person to give up
loses
and you
you would rather
fracture your hand
than give up
a technical forfeit
technical forfeit
a TKO
I don't count it as a loss
I don't count it as a loss
but
some people might
alright Fergus
your buzzer is
tradie
Kirsty
Kirsty
your buzzer is
sorry I can't see it your buzzer is lady first to three correct Your buzzer is... Yes. Sorry, I can't see it.
Your buzzer is lady.
First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC.
Good luck.
All right, here we go.
Question number one. King Charles has announced his son Harry will be invited to his coronation ceremony.
What's Harry's wife's name?
Lady.
Tradie.
Kirsty.
Megan.
Correct.
Question number two.
Madonna has bitten back after people criticised her appearance at the Grammys.
Name this Madonna song.
Yes, Kirsty.
Like a Virgin.
Correct.
How'd you get that?
Kirsty, it's a bitch For the very first time KC, it's two to the ladies.
I know you're 21, Fergus, but come on, man.
Like a virgin.
It's a classic.
It was literally the first words.
It couldn't have been more obvious.
First album I ever bought.
Wow.
You do have the age advantage on that question.
Oh, totally.
Yeah, but watch out, Fergus,
because the next question is about crate bottles.
Fergus, you're still in this, mate.
Although, Kirsty, if you get this right,
you will be taking away tradie versus lady today.
Question number three, true or false,
the US capital of Washington, DC,
is in the state of Washington?
Tradie.
Lady.
Fergus.
False. Yeah. Well done. Lady. Fergus. False.
Yeah.
Well done.
It's not.
Where is it?
I actually don't know what state it is in.
I just know it's not in Washington.
Very confusing.
Washington is actually on the other side of the country.
Okay.
All right.
One to Fergus, two to Kirsty.
Here we go.
Question number four.
The iconic Kiwi television show 10-7 is coming to an end after 20 years.
Which emergency service does the show follow?
Straight A.
Fergus.
Is it the police?
Yeah, it is.
You were on it, weren't you, Fergus?
Yes, I was.
Twice, actually.
Twice.
And not as a police officer.
You wouldn't believe it, but we've found ourselves at tie game,
and this is match point.
This is for the win, you two.
Here we go.
Question number five.
The Warriors have once again proclaimed this year is our year.
What sport do the Warriors play?
Lady.
Kirstie for the win.
League. Rugby League. Kirsty for the win. League.
Rugby League.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
Fergus, you'll be forgiven for not getting the Madonna question,
but that Warriors question, what a disgrace.
What a disgrace.
Honestly, that's all good.
Sorry, man.
Kirsty, you're our Tradiverse Lady Champion, and you've won 50 bucks cash from KFC. Well good. That's all good. Sorry, man. Kirsty, you're our Tradie vs. Lady champion,
and you've won 50 bucks cash from KFC.
Well done.
Awesome.
Thank you.
Yeah.
11 points to the ladies now.
Tradies are on eight.
Bree and Clint.
Yeah, Bree and Clint.
With Maddie at a replacement.
Ellie, you can open the door.
You can leave.
She's trapped in purgatory.
We have a very noisy door,
and you're not meant to make any noise in the background of a radio show, but it's okay. You can leave. She's trapped in purgatory. We have a very noisy door and you're not meant to make any noise
in the background of a radio show.
But it's okay.
It's okay.
Strike two, but it's okay.
We'll survive.
We will.
Hey, I was on TikTok yesterday
and I saw a woman posting about her wedding.
I'm still deep into wedding content. Like my For You page
has not updated itself yet. Isn't it crazy
how it just figures out what your life
is about at that time and just gives you
all of that. It knows.
So it's still weddings and
still hot men.
That'll never change. One of those you are
definitely not over.
And I saw this woman posting about something that she organised for her own wedding,
which I have actually seen people do before.
It's a really cool thing.
They get the old kind of handset telephones, really old school.
Like a landline telephone.
A landline telephone.
Yeah.
And they organise a recorder in the receiver so that people can leave them messages throughout the night.
Oh, like a voicemail.
Like a voicemail.
That's cute.
Really cute.
Great for a millennial wedding where you all remember leaving voicemails on the landline.
Totally.
Very throwback.
There's really specific ones that you can buy where it just records when someone picks up the receiver and goes to leave a message.
Yeah, that's what you want.
But she wanted to do it cheaply, as often you do,
because weddings are expensive
and sometimes you're just looking to cut costs.
So she thought, well, I'll just buy a recording device myself,
put it in the receiver,
and I'll just leave the thing running the whole night.
All night?
All night.
Just records the whole night?
Yeah, but she thought,
well, I'll know when people have spoken into it
and I can just kind of isolate
the messages that people have sent.
Yeah, okay.
But she didn't really think
about what might happen next.
Have a listen to this.
It actually picked up voices
from our entire venue.
I realized this because
I'm the first person you hear in the audio and I'm getting out of my car. So it's like two hours of audio. And that's when I realized
that teeny tiny recorder picked up a lot of sh** I was not expecting. We're not really people who
like were expecting anything dramatic to happen at our wedding, but we did realize after our
ceremony that our wedding had caused a lot of drama in our little small town and in our extended family and that's because we uninvited people who were clearly not supportive
of a gay marriage but were going to show up because like they didn't want to be embarrassed
that they weren't at the wedding and it caused a lot of drama after so it was very convenient
that as i'm going through the messages, it picked up literally every single thing
that was said amongst each other at our wedding.
She was able to isolate the homophobes.
She knew.
From the recording.
Everything.
Everything.
Oh my God.
Wild, right?
On one hand, nice to know people's true colours,
but on the other side, that's hurtful.
Really?
People that you believed to be
your inner circle, friends enough
that you want them at your wedding day, that's a small
group of people. And your allies
talking smack on your
most beautiful day.
To be fair, they didn't know they were being
recorded. I know.
That audio is not permissible in a
court of law. No, but to be
fair, she never thought that she was going to hear
that kind of stuff on her voice recording.
Yeah.
That's the thing about,
because the device is eavesdropping,
and I'm not siding with the people at all.
I think it's disgusting,
and it's good to know her friends' true colours,
ex-friends.
At the same time,
when you eavesdrop,
that's what you're in for.
I know of someone who eavesdropped on their
parents conversation and as a child and found out that through eavesdropping on the conversation
that their dad had a wife before that that they didn't know about that the family didn't know
about i don't want to know that i don't want to know that information yeah yeah but sometimes the
eavesdropping is accidental.
She was just looking for the cute messages
that people had left on her website.
Yeah, it's not her fault.
She wasn't expecting to find that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm just saying covert recording devices have consequences.
Oh, I totally get that.
I also don't think...
People could access all the stuff that happens in this studio
while the songs are playing.
You and I are finished.
We're done.
Our careers are over.
Wait, can they?
Don't talk about it.
No.
Let's just ask our question this afternoon,
which is, what did you hear that you weren't meant to hear?
Oh, there's going to be some juicy stuff, surely.
It was never meant for your ears,
but somehow, either by a recording device
or being on the end of a video,
some people get caught out on the live photos
that you take on your iPhone and you hold it down
and the photo moves and there's a little bit of audio on it.
Some people get caught out on that.
Wow.
Whatever it is, how did you hear it?
What's the thing that was never meant to reach your ears,
but it did, and it is scandal?
Give us a call, 0800-DIAL-ZM,
or you can text us to 9696.
We want to hear your juicy, juicy stories.
Brianne Clint.
What are you laughing at?
I'm laughing at the fact that you've had to get the producers
to enhance the size of the text on the computer.
Get your bloody eyes checked.
I don't want to get my eyes tested.
Ignorance is bliss.
I'm like Tom Cruise on Minority Report.
Enhance.
Enhance.
We've been asking you,
what did you hear that wasn't meant for you?
A bride in the US put a little receiver into like an old school cordless
telephone to try and record some
sweet messages on her wedding day from guests
but in the end, the
recorder actually ended up
recording basically smack
from other guests about her and about
her wedding. Stuff she never wanted to hear.
So we're asking you, what did you
hear that wasn't meant for you? Melissa's here.
Hi Melissa.
Guys, how's it going?
What was it?
What did you overhear and how?
Well, it was actually my husband, but I was in the room
and he was on a business call and midway through the call,
his boss lets the team know that he was going to the bathroom
and as he went, he turned off his camera
but forgot to take off his audio
and ended up taking his phone to the bathroom with him as the whole team is listening to him
take a leak oh thank god it was a leak i thought it's gonna be way worse than that
no i thought we were gonna get a zoom poo there was once once upon a time on breakfast television,
a long time ago, one of the hosts went to the bathroom
with her microphone still on.
Yes.
And the sound guy forgot to turn her microphone off.
In a broadcast.
In a broadcast.
Was it Pippa Wetzel?
It wasn't Pippa Wetzel.
Was it Kay Gregory?
I'm not telling you who it was.
Was it Hilary Barry?
I'm not telling you who it was.
Was it Ellie Poo?
Pew. Thank you, Melissa. Was it Hilary Barry? I'm not telling you who it was. Was it Ellie Poo? Poo.
Thank you, Melissa.
We appreciate the call.
Anonymous is on the phone.
Hello, Anonymous.
Hey, how are you guys?
Good, thank you.
What did you hear that wasn't meant for you?
Well, it's kind of the other way around.
But when I was a bit younger, me and my friend were doing, you know, what you do, prank calls.
And her mum, like, rang the phone at the same time, like, intercepted.
So we did the whole prank call to her mum.
Okay.
And what was the prank?
Well, we were calling the pizza shop because we wanted some pizza.
Obviously not very smart because if we had pizza turn up, that wouldn't be great.
But anyway, yeah, we did it to her mum and it wasn't great.
We went on a talk for a couple of weeks.
They banned us from each other.
This is a poorly thought out prank.
Very, very.
We were about eight.
Yeah, it was pretty dumb.
You should have gone with the classic,
hi, I'm calling from Fisher and Paykel.
Just wanted to know if your fridge is running.
Yeah, my fridge is running.
Why?
Well, you better go and catch it then.
Hang up, hang up, hang up, hang up, hang up, hang up, hang up, hang up.
Sounds way smarter.
Let's do it again.
Thanks, Anonymous.
Vanessa's here.
Hi, Vanessa.
Hi, how's it going?
Great, how are you?
Yeah, I'm good.
What happened?
What did you hear that wasn't meant for your ears?
Yes, so I was 13 in 2006,
and I was at home on my bed,
and my dad walked into the house,
and he didn't know I was home from school already,
and he told my mum that he had found a place
and he was moving out that afternoon,
and that was how I found out my parents were slipping up.
Oh, my God.
That is traumatic, Vanessa.
It was horrible.
I mean, I'm 30 now and, you know, I'm doing okay.
Are you over it?
I don't know.
That could really eff a kid up.
Yeah, it wasn't the nicest.
My dad said when I walked out, he said his stomach just dropped.
Yeah.
Do you know if your mum knew?
It was obviously a surprise to you.
Do you know if mum knew it was coming?
I'm pretty sure they've been talking about it for a while.
And you know what?
They've got a great relationship now.
That was probably the...
Yeah, that's not how a kid finds out, though.
That's not okay.
Yeah, no.
And not dad's fault, obviously, but that's just a cluster.
He has quite a robust voice.
You can't really miss his voice.
Yeah.
I can relate to that.
Okay, thank you, Vanessa.
We appreciate the call. Thank you for sharing your
childhood trauma with us this afternoon.
It's made great radio fodder.
We appreciate it.
Well, there you go.
It happens.
My older sister has a different dad to me
and my other sister found out from a cousin
when I was in my teens.
Parents have still never told us
and I'm 40.
And you're sitting on that secret that you overheard.
Yes.
Yeah.
Well, careful out there, I guess.
There's an interesting trend at the moment
amongst Gen Zs
where they're not going for the newest phone.
They're not trying to get the iPhone 39
or the new Samsung Galaxy or something like that.
They're going in a different direction
according to some news reports.
Right.
According to some outlets,
Gen Z are looking to get themselves a Motorola Razr V3.
Well, that ringtone's a little bit old, Claude.
But an old phone.
It's essentially, it's not a dumb phone, but that's better.
No, that's, Claudia, that's Nokia.
That's Nokia.
Stop.
It's not me. We need that one that goes, Claudia, that's Nokia. No, it's Nokia. Stop. It's not me.
We need that one that goes, hello, motor.
Isn't that the one that was...
Did you ever have a Razr?
Hello, motor.
Nah, I thought Razrs were for girls when they were cool.
Oh, and you were a bloke, mate.
Yeah.
Well, they were pink.
A lot of them were pink.
There's a Sydney woman who has had millions of views on her video
where she unpacked a brand new Motorola Razr.
It's from the 2000s, but it's never been opened before.
Wow.
She put her SIM card in and she went through all the features on the phone.
If you don't know what a Motorola Razr is, by the way,
it's a really thin flip phone.
It's like the original flip phone.
Well, it's not the original flip phone.
That was the StarTAC, wasn't it?
But it's the first thin flip phone. It's kind the original flip phone. Well, it's not the original flip phone. That was the StarTAC, wasn't it? But it's the first thin flip phone.
It's kind of the first fashion phone, eh?
Totally. I'm thinking
Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie,
the girls from the Hills, Llewyn Conrad
had one.
The features that they're talking about on the phone.
What features? Ringtones.
Wow. Playing old
games and taking really budget selfies on the camera.
The camera was so bad.
But that's part of the charm.
Why are they doing it?
Why are people getting a Motorola Razr?
One person said they noticed that they were using social media too much.
Yeah.
And that was taking them out of the moment.
So they thought, let's get rid of the phone,
but I need a way of communicating to keep safe on a night out.
Like if I go out, I need to be able to call,
text my friends and see where they are.
So they thought, why not get a Motorola Razr?
How do you get an Uber?
That's always my issue,
because everything has changed now to be on your phone.
How do you get an Uber?
Totally.
How do you transfer money to your friends?
It's also concerning that we are now In the era where people are
Using things that are vintage
That were very much part of our identity
Yeah, totally
This same person, this is that exact point
They're like, well what do you do
How do you get photos of you and your friends on night outs
And they're like, oh, we use
Disposable cameras
It's all coming back
Yeah We use disposable cameras. It's all coming back. Yeah.
Are we the authority on this stuff?
We are.
Are we cool?
Let's check with Gen Z.
Ella, come on, they'll keep you on hand for moments specifically like this.
Do you want Maddie and I to tell you what's cool now,
that you guys are into flip phones and disposable cameras?
I mean, Maddie's wearing skinny jeans so they're
big baby no cancelled oh yes yes please you should be wearing cargo pants zip off cargo pants do you
know do you know what i do you know what i love though i love that now those old throwback photos
that once upon a time we would have burnt to the ground because they seemed so
uncool now we're going to look like absolutely trendsetters yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we
are cool time to go back to our original facebook profile picture i reckon i love it we want to know
i don't know if there's anyone out there at the moment listening to us running a motorola razor
i don't know if that's possible. It is possible.
I don't know if it is.
I don't even know if they still work on the current networks.
You know how everyone's into 5G now?
A Motorola Razr is 2G.
Right.
Not 2G, it's 2G.
Yeah, but you don't need 5G
if you don't have any apps on your phone, do you?
That's true.
I just don't know if they would work.
Bree and Clint. Time for the One Second Song Challenge. have any apps on your phone, do you? That's true. I just don't know if they would work.
Time for the One Second Song Challenge.
Knowing the world over for being a radio game.
It's where we take on songs and try and guess them
as fast as we can, playing for 50k FC chicken dollars. It is a radio game. It's where we take on songs and try and guess them as fast as we can,
playing for 50K FC chicken dollars.
It is a fun game.
As someone who listens to your show often in the car,
do you play?
It is very fun to play along with.
Okay, let's do it.
Let's form our teams.
Let's go to Zoe,
who this afternoon is joining Team Maddie.
Hi, Zoe.
Hey, Zoe.
Hi.
You know your music, Zoe?
Oh, I'm pretty good.
Yeah, right.
Okay, well, you better hope it's exclusively girl bands today if you've chosen to be on
Team Maddie.
Hey, it's not all I know.
It's just what I know the best.
You didn't get One Direction last week.
Yeah.
Boy, that.
Boy.
Let's go to Eden.
Hi, Eden.
Hi.
You're on my team, okay?
Sure am, buddy.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Let's do it. That's good energy.
Claude runs the game. Claude, what's our theme today?
Hi, guys. I don't know if you've heard of this really intimate gig that's happening this weekend.
It's called, like, the Super Bowl?
Oh, yeah. I've heard something about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I just saw some whispers on it online.
So I did some research, and I found past performers from past Super Bowls.
Great. Michaells. Great.
Michael Jackson.
Correct.
That is one.
That's not how the game works.
Do you reckon Claude's put a Michael Jackson song in there?
Well, possibly.
We'll see how it goes, I guess.
So this is the One Second Song Challenge.
I'm going to start a song from the beginning and you need to buzz in with your name and tell me the artist's name and the title of the song.
Great.
Got it.
So Maddie and Clint, you're going first.
Here's your song.
Maddie.
Maddie.
Sexy back, Justin Timberlake.
Oh, look at you go.
Damn, I hadn't even begun to think about it.
This song, this album, defined my university experience.
Picture this.
Me in a Meccano shirt.
Waistcoat.
Waistcoat.
Oh, no.
Fedora.
Oh, no.
I don't know that I ever stretched to the fedora.
And pointy shoes with no laces.
And a bottle of Lindalf right.
What a vision.
Team Maddie and Zoe are on one point. Zoe and
Eden, it's your turn. Are you ready?
Yep. Yep. Okay, good job.
Good luck, guys. Here is your song.
It doesn't matter if you love
him or capital
H-I-M. Eden.
Eden. Born This Way by Lady Gaga.
Exactly right.
Well done.
Shot, Eden.
You brought us back in the game.
Well done.
Lady Gaga's Super Bowl was incredible.
She flew in from the roof.
Yes.
To be fair, there's never a disappointing Super Bowl.
What about the Maroon 5 one?
We don't need to talk about that one.
Okay, we're one apiece.
Clint and Maddie, this one is for you guys.
Clint.
Maddie.
That is Last Friday Night, Katy Perry.
You got it.
The Redemption.
That's my girl.
That was the Dancing Sharks.
Yeah, it was.
Left Shark.
Oh, Left Shark. Left shark. Oh, left shark.
Woman icon.
Eden, sorry that you're having to carry the team here,
but you're going to have to carry the team here, okay?
No worries, mate.
Yeah, you need this one to stay in the game.
Good luck, guys.
Here we go. Here we go.
Zoe.
Zoe, for the win.
It's Bruno Mars.
Do you know the song?
24 Karat Gold.
I'm not going to let it slide.
I'm not going to let it slide.
So close, Zoe.
On behalf of Eden, I can't.
Eden, do you know what it is?
I'm trying to think the words in my head, like, what's the song?
She pretty much got it right.
Zoe pretty much got it right.
Yeah, she was so close.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
It was like 24 karat gold in the air.
Come on.
No.
I might have to buzz you out.
24 karat magic, wasn't it?
Yeah. 24 karat magic Wasn't it Yeah
All good
Alright what does that do
To our scores
Who knows
Should we play all in
For the last one
All four of us
All four
All four of us
Alright
Whichever team gets this one
Gets the win
And the KFC chicken dollars
Everybody can buzz in, right Claude?
Sounds about right. Okay, this is free for all.
Whoever gets this wins. Here we go. Maddie!
That's crazy in love Beyonce. Go Maddie.
We were just talking about her.
What are the chances of her showing up?
Hey, team Zoe and Maddie,
congratulations, 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way.
Thank you, guys.
You're welcome.
That's a one-second song challenge.
We need to talk about Valentine's Day,
which is coming up next week. Next week, yeah.
Is it Monday?
No, Tuesday.
Tuesday.
Tuesday.
Yeah.
Ella has made Valentine's plans.
You and I don't really do Valentine's.
No, it's never been on our radar.
No.
My old anniversary, which we will be celebrating,
is a couple of days before Valentine's Day.
So you default to that.
Yeah.
And then we never bothered with Valentine's Day. But you default to that. Yeah. And then we never bothered with Valentine's Day.
But you're all in, Ella.
I haven't usually been.
And last year, it was our first Valentine's Day.
And he did the, oh, we won't get anything,
and then gave me a little ring.
I was like, oh, that's cute.
Just like a very simple gift that I liked.
Ella said to us at the pub today,
she's concerned she's gone too hard with her Valentine's gift.
Oh, I just, I don't know.
I want your advice.
Context, how long have you and your boyfriend been together?
Two years.
Right.
That's quite a long time.
Yeah.
And so why are you concerned that it might be too much?
Because I don't want to scare him off or come too hot.
You've been together for two years.
Surely he knows you by now.
I know.
They don't live together though.
Right.
Yeah.
So you can still pretend like there's an air of chill about you.
Yeah, like it's whatever.
Have you bought this thing?
Because that will...
We're going to give you the honest answer anyway,
but have you already paid for it?
Yeah.
You've got it?
Yep.
Okay.
And I can tell you're worried about it.
A little bit.
All right, well, we're going to judge you.
Ella, tell us what you got your boyfriend of two years for Valentine's Day.
I got him something he never has.
He doesn't wear.
It's a ring.
I know he got me one, but I got him one because he got me one.
But now it feels like I'm proposing to him and I'm so not.
Oh, really?
Is it in a box?
Yeah.
Oh, really? Is it gold?
No it's silver
My engagement ring was silver
It does look a bit engagement-ish
He doesn't wear rings
No, but I thought maybe it would be cool for him to try something new
Oh this is a bad idea
Shall I return it?
Be honest
Is it like a signet ring or something?
Is it kind of like a fashion-y ring?
Yes.
I mean, yeah, guys wear these cool rings.
Or is it a plain?
It's just a band.
It's a plain band.
Band.
Oof.
It's a lot.
Really?
It's a lot.
Okay.
Yeah, it's just...
I know gender roles shouldn't be a thing,
but you're giving him a ring.
And I know he gave you a ring,
but I imagine he gave you a cute little, like...
Yeah.
I was trying to do the same like
this is in right I'll keep
it I'll wear it I'll tell you what I had a
girlfriend give me a ring once oh no
for our anniversary
I'm no longer
with that girlfriend but I did receive
a ring from her
and I don't wear rings
I don't wear rings and I did find it weird
but you've put thought into it and you've got a backstory for it.
You're giving him a ring
because he gave you a ring.
Yeah.
Just don't.
A ring has no end
so you want to be with him forever.
I can imagine it.
You're going to panic Ella
and you're going to give it to him
and you're going to try and over explain.
Just be chill.
Oh, you're going to accidentally
get down on one knee as a lol, aren't you?
My shoelace will be in.
Bree and Clint.
Speaking of creepy, it's time for Friday Oaky.
And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment,
Friday Oaky.
I love Friday Oaky.
It's the best.
I listen every Friday.
I never miss Friday Oaky.
Thanks, Bree and Clint.
You've made my Friday again.
Friday-okey.
If you've never heard it,
15 minutes with the professional audio engineer
singing our guts out to produce the best song we can.
Can I ask a question?
Yeah.
Creepy.
I think my rendition of Destiny's Child,
Bootylicious, is going to be a bit creepy.
What did you do in the voice booth?
Attempted to be Beyonce,
Michelle,
and the other one.
Can I just check,
before we do this,
we're doing Bootylicious.
Claudia,
have you heard these?
I've heard enough.
I haven't heard the whole thing,
no.
Are they broadcastable?
Are any of our Friday Okies broadcastable?
Good question.
Okay, cool.
You chose the song.
Do you want to tell us why you chose Bootylicious?
First of all, I'm a massive Destiny's Child fan.
I loved listening to Destiny's Child back in the day.
Still do.
And of course, Beyonce was at the Grammys this week
and she's the most decorated artist in Grammy history.
Yes.
And I thought, well, let's throw it back.
Literally.
Literally.
All the way to the booty.
Yeah.
Okay, you'll hear Maddie's, then you'll hear mine,
then you're going to pick the winner of Friday-oke.
Good luck.
Maddie, can you handle this?
Clint, can you handle this?
Zeddem, can you handle this?
I don't think they can handle this.
Barely move, we've arrived
Looking sexy, looking fly
Baddest chick, chick inside
DJ, jam tonight
Spotted me, a tender thing
There you are, come on baby
Don't you wanna dance with me?
Can you handle, handle me?
You gotta do much better
If you gon' dance with me tonight You gotta work much better if you're gonna dance with me tonight.
You gotta work your jelly if you're gonna dance with me tonight.
Read my lips carefully if you like what you see.
Move, groove, groove, you can handle me.
By the looks I got, you shook up and scared of me.
Buckle your seatbelt, it's time to take off.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for this. Cause I don't think you're ready for this jelly. I don't think you're ready for this
because my body's too bootylicious for you, babe.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for this
because my body's too bootylicious for you, babe.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly. I don't think you're ready
I don't think I can handle that
Hey well done that was really good
I'm so excited to hear yours
I'll give you the win if we don't have to play mine
No we're here
Because I got to watch you record it
Through the soundproof glass
And the way you were singing your little heart out
was unreal.
Listen to these little...
You would have heard them in Maddie's.
Someone just texted and said,
I had to pull over because I'm crying at all the grunting.
It's part of the song.
Okay, we're in this together.
Here it is.
This is my Destiny's Child. After this, you can vote on the winner. Good luck we're in this together. Here it is. This is My Destiny's Child. Good luck.
After this, you can vote on the winner. Good luck.
Maddie or me. Barely move, we've arrived Lookin' sexy, lookin' fly
Baddest chick, chick inside
DJ, jam tonight
Fightin' me, a tender thing
There you are, come on baby
Don't you wanna dance with me?
Can you handle, handle me?
Gotta do much better
If you're gon' dance with me tonight
You gotta work your jelly If you're gon' dance with me tonight You gotta work your jelly
If you're gonna dance with me tonight
Breathe my lips carefully
If you like what you see
Move, move, move, you can handle me
But the look that got you shook up is scaring me
Buckle up, it's embarrassing, I won't take off
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this
Cause my body's too bootylicious for you, babe I don't think you're ready for this jelly. I don't think you're ready for this cause my body's too bootylicious for you, babe.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for this
cause my body's too bootylicious for you, baby.
So, what'd you think?
Oh, my God.
Someone texted me and they said,
Clint, inside voice please.
Oh my God.
Someone else said,
my radio has gone all staticky for this
and I don't know if it makes it better or worse.
That's it.
You've heard them both. Now you need to pick which one
is the best. Your
runs were next level.
We're looking for
five brave Kiwis to
call 0800 dial ZM right
now and tell us who did the best
Destiny's Child for Friday Oaky.
See how much he said.
You two just made my toddler cry.
Brie and Clint.
Studio literally started falling apart.
Unbuckle.
Something just unbuckled due to the force of that Friday Oaky rendition.
Someone said, thank God Brie wasn't here
for this one. She makes every song sound
creepy seductive and this would have
tipped Brie over the edge.
We've got five
votes ready to decide the winner of Friday Oaky
and we're going to start with Emma. Kia ora Emma.
Hey, how are you?
Great. What did you think Emma?
Oh God,
fits of laughter. You guys are hilarious.
Hats off to you doing that song.
But Clint's
the way
he said sexy, it was like
sexy. It was rather
interesting. Unsexy?
Yeah, sexy was
unsexy. So are you voting for me or are you
not voting for me? I can't work it out.
I'm voting for Natty.
Okay.
Oh, sexy, ma.
Looking sexy.
Oh, God.
All right, let's go to Tim.
Hi, Tim.
Hi, Clint.
Hi, Tim.
Good to talk to you, man.
What do you reckon?
Who's your winner for Friday Hockey this week?
I'm voting for you.
You're voting for me?
Yep.
What did you like about it?
It was better
As a man
He cuts to the chase
Straight up
Yep, straight up
I wish you guys
would do first team work
in the summertime next week
What a great suggestion
We'll take that on board
Thank you Tim
One apiece
Let's go to Willow
Kia ora Willow
Hi
What do you think
of our Destiny's Child renditions?
Oh, it was so funny.
I had to pull over.
My one-year-old's in the back seat clapping his hands.
That's our audience.
That's our target audience.
Who was better?
Who gets your vote?
Matty gets my vote.
He's got attitude written all over him.
His attitude would have...
I could just envision those dance moves.
You know his was the first one, eh?
Yes, I have.
All right, no, just checking your attitude.
I think Clint tried to make his a rap song.
Say I tried too hard.
Is that right, Willow?
Maybe a little, yeah.
Okay, thank you, Willow.
Have a great weekend.
Two to Maddie, one to me.
You can win it here if you get this vote.
Delwyn's called through.
Kia ora, Delwyn.
Hiya, how are you?
Great, how are you?
Happy Friday. Oh yeah, happy
Friday. What do you reckon?
Now,
last week, Maddy, I thought you
won it. I didn't think we should have.
So, ooh.
But this week, Clint,
Clint got my vote.
100%. Yes!
Thank you, Delwyn. I desperately needed that.
I needed it not just for the game.
I needed it for the confidence.
So I'm going to take that, and we're going to a tie break.
Someone just texted in, and Clint said,
Clint sounded like a turtle having sex.
But don't let that swing the votes.
You know, don't let that sway it.
People might think that's sexy.
Yeah, don't yuck someone's yum.
They might be into turtle stuff.
Corey's going to decide the winner of Friday-oke.
Corey, the power is yours.
Hey, Kia ora, lad.
How's it going?
Good, how are you?
Hey, great, mate.
It's Friday.
Absolutely.
And you just got to hear two beautiful renditions
of Bootylicious by Destiny's Child.
I didn't get to hear them.
So did me dogs.
Who did the dogs vote for, first of all?
Well, the first one, Matty, was they didn't make a noise.
And then when Clint started singing, they started howling along with him.
So I'm going to have to give the vote to Matty, eh?
I thought I was getting it.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly. I don't think you're ready for this jelly. I don't think
you're ready for this cause my body's
too bootylicious for you babe.
I thought you had it this
week. Those dogs don't know good music.
Those dogs have got terrible taste.
Hey Corey, thank you. We appreciate it.
Have a great weekend. You too guys.
It was a valiant effort. Thank you man.
Thank you. You want to come and sing it with us next
week? Oh yeah, definitely. If we do. Thank you, man. Thank you. Thank you. You want to come and sing it with us next week?
Oh, yeah, definitely.
Yeah, I'll get you.
If we do it first in Newark, I'll be in.
Okay, cool.
Hey, congratulations.
Thank you so much.
That's two in a row.
It is two for two.
You have one more chance next week to get the three-peat.
Bring it.
I need a song that you can't sing.
If you've got a suggestion, text me.
Bree and Clint.
Time for a birthday banger.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Your birthday, put into our database.
We tell you the number one song on your 16th birthday.
We do it three times and together we pick the best song
and we play it in full.
It's one of my favourite segments.
I love doing this and I know that the people that call up
love it as well.
Let's play with Mabel first.
Hi, Mabel.
You okay?
I'm so excited.
Oh, my God.
I thought you might be in trouble.
What's wrong?
Okay, all right, deep breaths, deep breaths, Mabel, deep breaths.
I love this energy, Mabel, deep breaths.
I love this energy, Mabel.
Where are you right now?
What are you doing?
Well, we've been trying to spam call you for ages,
so me and my friends have pulled the car over,
and I'm on the side of a road.
It's a little bit loud.
Okay, well, you've made it through.
You're on the air.
Tell us what your birthday is, and we'll tell you what your birthday banger is.
My birthday is June 3rd, 2004.
Alright, Mabel.
You were 16
on the 3rd of June, 2020
and this was
the number one song.
Sing it, Mabel.
Oh, you're so good. You get Ariana Grande and Lady Gaga Rain on me, please. Sing it, Mabel. Rain on me.
Oh, you're so good.
You get Ariana Grande and Lady Gaga, Rain on Me.
I assume you're happy with it.
Oh, I'm so happy.
Yeah.
Okay, wait there, Mabel, you hot mess.
Wow.
Go to Jenna.
Hi, Jenna.
Hi, how's it going?
Good.
By comparison, you sound a bit disappointed to be talking to us, Jenna.
No, I'm really excited.
Well, you're not crying like Mabel was.
You know Mabel.
I know.
I was cracking up.
Good on Mabel.
All right, Jenna, let's try and find out what your birthday banger is.
When's your birthday?
The 30th of November, 87.
All right, Jenna, you were 16 on the 30th of November, 2003,
and this was topping the charts. Oh, jeez.
Guy Sebastian.
The song that he released after winning Australian Idol.
Correct.
It's a little bit morbid for a sunny Friday afternoon.
It's not morbid.
No, you love a good power balance, Jenna.
Love a power balance.
He's not dead in the song.
I thought it was like Rihanna or something.
It's the man with the fro.
Yeah, you were hoping for Rihanna.
I get it.
I reckon you're about three years too early for Rihanna,
but I do get it.
Yeah, too old.
Wait there.
Too old.
Yeah, well, we're both 87 babies. It's all good. I feel you. Wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Bryce. Yeah. Too old. Wait there. Too old. Yeah, well, we're both 87 babies.
It's all good.
I feel you.
Wait there.
We're going to do one more birthday banger from Bryce.
Kia ora, Bryce.
Hey, how's it going?
Good.
How are you?
Yeah, pretty good.
Maybe not as good as Mabel.
No.
Still pretty good.
I don't know if anyone's ever been as good as Mabel.
Should we just check in on Mabel just briefly?
Mabel, you okay?
You okay?
Mabel, take a breath. Take a breath. Mabel, you breath take a breath
Mabel you're going to
hyperventilate
okay we're going to
pop back on hold Mabel
chill babes chill
Bryce you okay
Jesus
yeah
can you show us
as excited as you can get
like what's what's like a 10 out of 10 for you Jesus. Yeah. Can you show us as excited as you can get?
What's like a 10 out of 10 for you?
I love it.
Bryce, tell us your birthday. We're going to tell you your birthday banger.
The 21st of September, 95.
Okay.
All right, Bryce.
You were 16 on the 21st of September, 2011, and this is your birthday banger. I want you to react that same September, 95. Okay. All right, Bryce, you were 16 on the 21st of September, 2011,
and this is your birthday banger.
I want you to react that same way, Bryce.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, bang it.
Yeah, bang it, boys.
Nothing like a bit of 1D.
Anything better than 1D. Anything
better than 1D is 2Ds.
Yeah.
I think, um, wait.
Yeah, I guess that's alright.
Wait there, Bruce. We've got to figure this out.
Jenna, Mabel, Bryce.
I think the songs are irrelevant.
I think the person is what matters here, and I think we
have to vote for Mabel. We do. I think we
cannot not vote for Mabel. We're giving I think we cannot not vote for Mabel.
We're giving it to Mabel.
Mabel, are you there?
This is so Boston Janelle.
What?
This is Boston Janelle.
Well, where's Mabel?
I'm right here.
I'm right here.
No, no.
This experience is Boston Janelle.
I don't know what that means, Mabel.
Can you Gen Z translate that for us, Ella? Oh my gosh, that's Basinger now. I don't know what that means, Mabel. Can you Gen Z translate that for us, Ella?
Oh, my gosh, that's so funny.
I don't know.
Hey, Mabel, we love you.
You've won birthday banger.
Congratulations.
Congratulations. I love you.
Brie and Clint with many.
Happy Friday.
Brie and Clint Brie and Clint with Maddie The winner of Birthday Banger for the iconic Mabel
is Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande, Rain On Me
And yes, we can confirm that song is bussing Janelle
Someone said R.I said RIP headphone users.
That was bussin'.
Taking out Guy Sebastian and One Direction.
That's the end of the show, everybody.
Thank you so much for joining us on another week.
I've got to race off.
Ed Sheeran?
I've got to go to Eden Park.
How good.
I'm so excited.
That show is going to be incredible.
I can't wait to see the Instagram stories.
Usually I don't like seeing people's Instagram stories from gigs,
but this thing looks insane.
I want to see it all.
I want to see everything.
And I want to see the view that you have of it from your la-di-da,
hoity-toity
better than everybody else corporate box.
No, I'm a man of the people.
Matthew.
I'm a man of the people.
I'll have a, I'll drink like a.
You're a man of very select people.
I'll drink like a tui or something.
Tuis or something like that.
From a crystal glass.
It's going to be great.
Maisie Peters is going to be great
I think it starts very shortly
It started
It started
Kaylee Bell I think
Is performing at the moment
So
Alright you get there
Everybody stay safe
This weekend
Whatever weather comes your way
Check the updates
Stay safe
Don't go out on the water
And
Wear protection
Great
Thank you
Bye everybody.
Bye.
See you on Monday.