ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 10th July 2023

Episode Date: July 9, 2023

Personality test. Weirdest job interview questions. What time of day to eat. Tiny jeans pocket. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. It's BAC on ZM in the AM. It's Brie and Clint in the morning. ZM. Yeah, boy. Welcome to the show, everybody. Happy Monday. Morning, Brie.

Morning, guys. Morning, Clint. Morning, producers. How are we? Sorry, that was stretching as I was speaking. Yeah, it sounded like you were straining. God, I love a good stretch. Yeah.

Feels good. See why cats are so into it, eh? Yeah, I love a good stretch. Yeah. Feels good. See why cats are so into it, eh? Yeah, I know. There's nothing cuter than my dog Meryl Streep when she curls all of her feet up. She stretches. It's the cutest thing in the world. It must release some sort of like... It does.

It's the same as like putting an earbud in your ear. Yeah. It's like a dopamine. It's a full body though. Yeah. It's pretty close to, you know, that thing. Is it? Isn't it?

Oh God, yours is pretty average. Like a really good, no, like a really good stretch. Like a... I want to say it's not pretty close. I'd say it has the same vibe. Yeah. Yeah. Same thing for me.

Exact same. Yeah. Jeez, that's why you're stretching all over the place in here. That's why I carry a hand towel. Every couple of minutes. You're stretching. That's disgusting. Clean up aisle, Clint.

Can we get some... That's disgusting. Some handy towels in here. Yeah, that is disgusting. What a disgusting way to start the week. Let's start afresh, shall we? All right. Today on the show,

your chance to head long to Synthony. We've got four VIP passes to Synthony. Where, Claudia? Which Synthony are we sending them to? New Plymouth, baby. New Plymouth, Bowler, Brooklands. New Plymouth. Tickets to see that show.

That's going to be awesome. We're also kicking off expense free for 2023. It rhymes. Yeah, we're going to pay your bills for you. God, that'd be a great prize to win. Wouldn't it? It'd be so good. So yeah, listen out for the activator and we can put you in the draw for that. Next though, have you had breakfast yet? No, not me. No, me neither. I've been doing some reading into what time of day you should be eating. Does it depend on what time you wake up, though?

A little bit. Like we're waking up at four. Yeah, kind of. But yeah, yeah, yeah. It has to come into it at some point. Yes and no. Yes and no. Yeah.

Yes and no, because there is a rhythm to the way you should be eating. Apparently, if you want to lose or manage your weight better. Okay. There's three windows way you should be eating. Apparently, if you want to lose or manage your weight better. Okay. There's three windows that you should be eating. I'm always keen to learn about this stuff and then completely disregard it over the next couple of days. Yeah, go, mmm, mmm, interesting. That's so interesting. I will give that a go and then just never.

I'll change nothing about my life, but thank you for sharing that. Bree and Clint. Time for Treatyie vs. Lady. It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. A score update for everyone playing along at home. The Tradies sitting on 56 wins for the year. The Ladies out in front on 60.

Let's go to Hamilton and meet our Lady on this cold winter morning. She's 22 and in 2019, she tore one of her knee ligaments. Welcome to the show, Shanley. Hi, Shanley. Hi. Was it your ACL?

Yeah, it was. Oh, the worst one. Did it ruin your rugby career? Netball and lacrosse, yeah. Oh, lacrosse. Lacrosse, yeah. Oh, lacrosse. Lacrosse, that's pretty badass, Shanley. You don't get the same speed back after you do an ACL, do you? No, I haven't really gotten back to sports since then.

Oh, really? My brother came back stronger. Did he? Yeah. Your brother's a weapon, though. He is a weapon. He's a freak. You're taking on our tradie today, the clone from Hawke's Bay, the 21, and he races dirt

bikes. Cool. Welcome to the show, Sam. G'day, Sam. What kind of bike you're running at the moment, a KTM or what? Yeah, it was a KTM, actually. Yeah, I thought so. Best dirt bike, in my opinion.

I'm a Yamaha man. Oh, yeah? What type? I like their bikes and I like their keyboards. Yeah, I used to race them. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Pretty nice. I'm a Yamaha man. Oh, yeah? What type? I like their bikes and I like their keyboards. Yeah, I used to race them. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Pretty good.

Nothing like a keyboard race. Am I right? Hey, Sam, your buzzer is tradie. Shanley, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one.

The All Blacks' first game of the year kicked off at 7am on Sunday against who? Sam. Sam? I'll trade it. Yeah, they'll do it. South Africa? Yeah, no. I mean, worth a guess, Sam.

Do you want to have a guess, Shanley? Pick a country. Well, it's definitely not South Africa because they played against Aussie. Yes, that's correct. So it's not Aussie. Argentina. Argentina's correct. Chad, where did you pull that from?

Nice work. I knew rugby was in trouble in this country. I didn't think no one was watching the All Blacks. I was definitely watching the Warriors. Yeah, me too. Up there was. Question number two. What are the three flavours of ice cream in a standard tub of Neapolitan?

Is that how you say it? Neapolitan. I always get it wrong. You've overused it. I always do the Italian Neapolitana. Sam, what are our three flavours? The strawberry, chocolate and vanilla. That's correct.

Of course they are. Nice work, Sam. We're tied up at one apiece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Lady. Yes, Shanley. It's Sia.

Nice work. You're on the board with another one. That's 2-1. Question number four. Who plays Katniss Everdeen in the Hunger Games movies? Which actress? Oh, lady. Jennifer Lawrence.

Shanley? Jennifer Lawrence. Jennifer Lawrence. You buzzed in and said it correctly, and that makes you the Tradiverse Lady Champion. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh. Good game this morning, though.

Tight race, that's for sure. Thanks, guys. Shanley, we're going to send you out $50 cash. Congratulations. Thank you. Enjoy your morning, though. Tight race, that's for sure. Thanks, guys. Shanley, we're going to send you out 50 bucks cash. Congratulations. Thank you. Enjoy your Monday, mate. Nice work. You haven't had breakfast yet?

No. I haven't had breakfast yet. Claudia, you haven't had breakfast yet? Nah, not yet. Ellie, you haven't had breakfast yet? No. Good. Good.

Good answer, everybody, because I'm about to tell you what time of day you should be eating. Okay. This is information on if you want to maintain healthy weight or if you want to lose some weight, actually. There are certain times of day that you should be eating. Did you know that? Yeah, like I mean, I've read stuff, but there's a lot of stuff out there, isn't there? This is science, Brett. There's a lot of science.

I'm a bit feed and laugh through it, okay? Medical research shows that when you eat is as important as what you eat. Okay. Okay, so this is- What? Don't believe that. It is. It is. So they're saying what time of day you eat is just as important as what you're putting in your body.

Correct. What a load of BS. No, it's correct. I don't believe that. This is how you eat in alignment with your internal clock. To lose weight, okay? And let's go through the zodiac signs as we're doing it. Oh, that's rich coming from you. You read the bloody star signs in the paper.

I never said I believe it. I just said it's fun. Bree looks at the horoscope. She's like, what should I have for dinner? No, just kidding. Here are the three windows you should be eating. Okay, breakfast. When are we having breakfast?

When are we having breakfast today? What time? The best time for you should be eating. Okay, breakfast. When are we having breakfast? When are we having breakfast today? What time? The best time for you to eat breakfast. 10 a.m. It says at 10 a.m. you should have a good breakfast, like smoked salmon and scrambled eggs. Not in this economy. Smoked salmon?

Who can afford smoked salmon on a weekday? You don't have to have smoked salmon. You can have yogurt and Weet-Bix if you want. Right. But 10 a.m. is when you should have your breakfast. That's when you should have breakfast or break your fast because that's why it's called breakfast. Can we just get past this fasting thing?

Because it's not fasting. You're just skipping a meal. That's all it is. No, this one doesn't make you skip a meal, but it does mean that you don't eat for 14 hours. That's skipping a meal. No, it's not fasting. You're just skipping a meal. That's all it is. No, this one doesn't make you skip a meal. But it does mean that you don't eat for 14 hours. That's skipping a meal. No, it's not.

Because you have breakfast at 10 a.m. Right. And you just squash all your meals into a smaller time period. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And feel real full. Because when you and I did the intermittent fasting thing, we did it wrong. We just stopped eating breakfast. We're like, I'm fasting till midday.

And then I realised, I was like, breakfast is my favourite meal of the day. Yeah, yeah. I'd rather miss lunch. I'd rather be happy. Like, you know, the meal that you're eating at work and you're usually in the office and it's usually not very good. Okay, we've had our 10am eggs. What's our next meal?

When are we having lunch? What's the best time for lunch? One o'clock? Yeah, lunchtime. It says have a large and leisurely lunch. More food earlier in the day is the key. So your biggest meal should be lunch. Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.

Well, no, because a lot of people will have a little light lunch and then they have a big dinner. That's not the key. No, I mean, everyone knows that. You shouldn't be having a heap of food before you go to sleep. You should eat slowly at lunchtime as well, which no one does. Who's at work, they're just like, I've got to get this into my body.

Eat it so it doesn't go to my keyboard. But they said if you eat slower. People who take their time consume on average 120 calories less than speed lunches. Really? Yeah. How is that possible? I guess because you give yourself a chance to feel full. So you go.

Oh, what? So they're saying you stop. Yeah, you stop. That's an interesting concept. And then dinner, 6.45. Oh, sorry. Hang on. Dinner.

6.45. Yeah, this is all good and well, but what about people who do shift work, people who, like, get up super early? Like, we were up at 4 a.m. Like, are we supposed to wait until 10 a.m. to eat? Yeah. Nah. Yeah.

So that you get a 14-hour fasting window. What if I'm asleep by 6.45? That dinner should be really light, by the way. Should be really light. Like, what if I'm going to bed at 6.30 at the moment? Do I just miss out on dinner? Well, you don't have to have dinner in bed, don't you? My issue with this is where does, so 8 o'clock

when we hit the couch and eat half a block of chocolate, where does that fit in the window? No, that's not in the window. Where does that fit in the... You're fasting. No, but I know, but I'm not skipping. So do I have to eat that block of chocolate at like 3pm? Guys, I've got... When does that happen?

Yeah, I think you need to put it in that window. Where does half a block of Whittaker's coconut chocolate fit in the fasting window? I've got a confession to make. You know, when I went to Costco last week, I bought this giant container of chocolate wafers. You know those wafer straws? And I was like, oh mate, it tastes like air.

Yeah, I was going to say, they're mostly air. I never fill up. I tried. They're negative calories. They take more energy to chew. It's like celery. Yeah, exactly right. I thought so. And Aero Bar. Same thing. All right, guys. Who wants to take part in a four-question psychological personality test?

Me, me, me, me. That 100% is certified, very accurate. Just don't Google it and just take our word for it. What does this test tell you about yourself? I can't tell you that because then it'll maybe hinder how you answer some of the questions. Okay, I'll go on with an open mind. But there's four questions. If you're listening, you can do this as well.

So let's get into it. We've got some audio of a guy who was pretty much doing the test online. So the first question is this. First question is, what is your favorite animal and give me two adjectives if you pick dog it's because it's loyal and cuddly so what is your favorite animal so i need your favorite animal and two adjectives to describe why that's your favorite animal uh lion okay hold on a lion lion yep lion because writing this down it is beautiful and powerful as well yeah okay and powerful yep great so that one there is uh how you would describe yourself

so clint thinks he's beautiful and powerful. Okay, yep. Good. We're learning lots. Question number two is this. Second question is, what is your favourite food? And two adjectives why you like that food. Okay, your favourite food and two adjectives.

Pasta. Pasta. Yep. Yes, and two adjectives. Because it's yummy and comforting. Yummy and comforting.asta. Yeah. Yes, and two adjectives. Because it's yummy and comforting. Yummy and comforting. Yeah. Okay.

So that one is describing your partner. Yummy. I agree. I agree. So that song from Justin Bieber, very accurate for you. I agree. Girl, you got that yummy, yummy. I find it very yummy and very comforting.

She is pasta to me. Pasta delish. Question number three for the personality test is this. Now, what's your favourite colour? And two adjectives again why you like that colour. Black. That's not a colour, it's a shade. Am I allowed black?

Yeah, I'll say you're allowed black. Because it's bold. Bold. And significant. Significant. Okay, bold and significant. This is how people describe you, apparently. Bold and significant.

Claudia is losing it over there. What? What? What? Nothing, no worries I didn't Like, look I don't know how much has gone into this psychological testing But we're going to finish it

Last question Yeah, okay Last question And lastly, what's your favourite type of water? Is it a river? Is it an ocean? Is it a sea? Is it a swimming pool?

What is it? And two adjectives why you like that water Favourite kind of water? Lake. Lake. Because it reminds me of home. Rotorua, where I'm from. Reminds you of home. No, I need two adjectives.

Lake because it's safe. Safe. And peaceful. Peaceful. Safe and peaceful. Peaceful. Safe and peaceful. That question describes your sex life. We know he's a lights off kind of guy, so that does make sense. I think this personality test checks out.

I feel seen. Can I just say safe and peaceful....feel seen. Can I just say, safe and peaceful? That's exactly... I'm not going to even pretend. That's exactly how I would describe my romantic... Snoozefest. Correct. That's what happens directly afterwards.

Bree and Clint. Just in my 10 a.m. eating window. Yeah, good. I'm glad you're following it. Just taking my advice on board straight away. Brian Clayton, that's Pink and Trustful on ZM. There was a lot of chat last week about cheese on our show. And to be honest, I'm just always talking about cheese

because it's the best thing in the whole world. And I was talking about buying a whole wheel of cheese, which is about, what did we figure out? How many kilos worth of cheese? 36. A lot. It's a lot of kilos of cheese, which is about, what did we figure out? How many kilos worth of cheese? 36. A lot. It's a lot of kilos of cheese. And specifically Parmesan too.

Yes. It's a hard wheel. It's a real hard wheel. Parmesan's a real hard, oh, it can be crumbly. You'd have to do that thing where you drag the knife across it and then you'd like chisel into it to split it. Have you watched people split the Parmesan in half? I know, it's so good.

Yeah, it's fascinating. I love it so much. And in the midst of all that talking about cheese, one of our listeners sent us an article talking about global cheese stats. Oh yeah. And when

I say that, I mean, who is consuming the most cheese based on country around the world? It's quite interesting to me. Americans would eat the most cheese, wouldn't they? That's what you'd think. Cheese on everything.

They do eat a lot of cheese. A lot of cheeseburgers in America. I watched a documentary too which said that their cheese consumption is directly linked to the low-fat movement. And so they skim all the whey off the milk products, and then they have to do something with it, this by-product, so they just started making cheese everything. So that's why they ended up with so much cheese. Feta cheese.

Not good cheese, but just like... A lot of cheese. A lot of cheese. It's quite interesting because America is not on the list of countries that eat the most cheese per capita per year. So let's go through the list. Coming in

at number 10 is the Netherlands. Oh, cheesy old Netherlands. Apparently consuming 19.36 kilos each. Yeah, right. A year. Cheese go good in a Dutch oven? I think so. Yeah. It would be all melty and delicious.

Like a fondue. Okay, yup. Netherlands number 10. Number 9 is Estonia. Coming in with 20.77 kilos per person per year. I know absolutely nothing about Estonia. That's my first fact I've ever known about Estonia. Really? Yeah. One of my

friends used to date a guy from Estonia. That's the second thing I've ever known about Estonia. Really? Yeah. One of my friends used to date a guy from Estonia. That's the second thing I've ever known about Estonia. There you go. Good looking guy too. Good looking people in Estonia. Yeah. Yeah. Based off that one guy.

Yeah. Based off that one. Pretty good. Number eight, Switzerland, 21.7. When you think of Switzerland, you think more chocolate. Yeah. Oh, Swiss cheese. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Swiss cheese. Oh, yeah.

They've got their own cheese. They've legit got their own cheese. Like we don't have Kiwi cheese, do we? No, we don't. Shout out Switzerland. Number seven is Italy. Number six is Finland. Number five is Greece.

Number four is Iceland. And now we're into the medals. What's Iceland doing eating so much cheese? Comfort food. Comfort food. Yeah. Maybe need to pack on those a bit extra, you know? A bit extra fat around the middle.

Now we're in the medals. Number three, Luxembourg. Okay. 24.1 kilos per person a year. That's my first Luxembourg fact too. Yeah, me too. Number two is Germany. The Germans. They're eating a lot of cheese apparently. I, me too. Number two is Germany. The Germans.

They're eating a lot of cheese apparently. I don't think cheese when I think Germany. I think meat and beer. Bratwurst, yeah. I think spicy sausage and large beers. I don't see cheese anywhere. Yeah, but apparently they're eating a heap of it. Yeah, okay.

But what do you think? What's a German's favourite cheese? Something angry sounding like, Howder. Guder. It's how you're meant to say Guder, I think. Howder. Is it?

Yeah, that's what Anastasia told us. Oh. What was that cheese that she brought in from her homeland? Old Amsterdam. God, that was delish. Old Amsterdam. That was one of my favourite cheeses I've ever had. What do you think is the number

one country for cheese consumption per person, per year? I would have said America. But it's not. Not even in the top ten. Is it a European country? Yes. Is it England? Is it the UK? No. Is it... It's hard, eh? Yeah. The number one cheese

consuming nation in the entire world. Well, in the past 12 months is France. Oh, yeah, I get that. 26.6 kilos. Yeah, I get that. Yeah. Very luxurious, the food in France. Very.

Like, you put cheese on a baguette, you put cheese on a creme brulee, you put cheese... Put cheese on a cappuccino. A cappuccino. Yeah, that's Italian. Well, a cappuccino's Italian cappuccino. Yeah, that's Italian. Well, a cappuccino's Italian, but you know. Yeah, but you know, it's all good, yeah. You were right in kind of, because America is the largest producer of cheese.

Yeah, right. In the world. The largest producer of cheese, but not the largest consumer. Exactly. Yeah, right. Well, there you go. If anyone's in the market for selling a wheel of cheese, I reckon you'll still buy it. I reckon you will. Mm-hmm. Well, there you go. If anyone's in the market for selling a wheel of cheese, I reckon you'll still buy it.

I reckon you will. Oh, 100%. If you want to offload your cheese wheel. Have you searched for wheel of cheese on Facebook Marketplace? Oh, my God. Should I? Give it a look. I'll do it.

I'll have a look now. Bree and Clint. The gym can be an awkward place, if you ask me. Like, I, at a gym, get quite self-conscious, especially, like, in the change rooms because I feel like there's different rules for everyone. Like some people are like, I am only going to get change in the designated changing cubicles and then other people

are like, I'm going to get change out here in the open. Changing cubicles? Yeah. Has your gym got changing cubicles? My gym that I used to go to had changing cubicles. Yeah, okay. Like, they'd have a shower and then, like, a little area within the shower cubicle that you could get changed.

Okay. Like, after you had a shower. Mine's just lockers and benches and it's like a high school in there. There's showers. You have a private shower, but you're not getting dressed in there. It's a wet floor. But private shower. Private shower, yeah.

But no area to get changed in the private shower. So they're forcing you to come out into the wild buck naked. Yeah. Interesting. You don't need to, though. We've talked about this before. You can easily get dressed with your towel around you. Easily.

Yeah, but you never completely look dry, are you? Just get your dick and balls dry and pull your undies up and then you can take it off and do the rest. Just have a bit of modesty. Do you reckon it's different generations like that have different rules in the change rooms? It's always older guys. Which I'm all for body positivity

and if you have the confidence to get changed in the nude in front of everyone, then go for it. It's not my problem. But I just don't feel comfortable myself. Stop making it body positivity. It's like exhibitionist. It is quite confronting. Like when you see full bush.

Like I've seen a full bush since like he was in office in the White House. Since George. You know? But I saw this woman talking about this horrifying story that happened to her in a gym change room where she's like, I legit can never go back to, I never can go back to that gym ever again. Right. So she said she walked into this change room and there was a woman in there, just one woman, getting change. She was full naked.

Yeah. And she was like, sweet, that's all good with me. I'm just going to try and not look. So I don't want her to feel awkward. Don't start a conversation. Yeah, I don't want her to feel awkward. And I just, I'm going to go to my locker Get my stuff out And I'll be on my merry way

Anyway, she had quite a lot of stuff That she was holding And she was trying to get the key for her locker To unlock her, you know Her locker to get her stuff out So she's put her phone Kind of tucked it under her arm This is the person who's not naked

Not naked, the person who's not naked. Not naked. Yeah. The person who's getting stuff from her locker and getting out of there. To avoid the naked person. To avoid the naked person. So she's put her phone under her arm to like hold it as she's like juggling everything and she's like opening her locker. Anyway, she's like doing this and then she could feel off to her right

this woman, naked woman, staring at her, like death stare. And she's like, is she? Like I feel like she's staring at me. But you don't want to look because you know she's naked. Yeah. Anyway, she's like glanced over to look at her and this woman's dead set staring her down. Yeah.

Just looking at her and she's like, what the hell is going on? Why? She looks super angry at me. Like, and she's naked. I the hell is going on? Why? She looks super angry at me. And she's naked. I don't know what's going on. Anyway, it's after she then panicked and she was like getting all of her stuff and it's when she started to walk through the reception area of the gym and the receptionist goes, oh, excuse me, miss,

you've got your torch lighters on. So what's happened is the naked woman has thought she was filming her naked in the change room, hence why she was staring her down. That makes a lot more sense.

She's gone for the old sneaky phone under the arm. So it looks even worse. All you see is someone with their phone under their arm. The torchlight is on. You're naked. I love the idea of angrily staring whilst still being naked. Like if I thought someone was filming me, I'll cover up before I like.

Yeah, and then. Because the last thing I want is them to have footage of me naked going, Hey, what are you doing? What do you think you're doing? Are you filming me naked? Nothing funnier, can I say, nothing funnier than a fight when you're naked. It's so funny.

Have you had one? Well, no, but I'd be open to it. Bree and Clint. Do you know what that tiny little pocket inside your jeans is for? Yes. You know the one inside your pocket, the pocket that's inside your pocket? It's the pocket in the pocket. Yeah.

Yeah, it's the tiny little pocket that you can only barely get a couple of fingers in. Yeah, and if you get something in there, you've got to awkwardly like jam a finger in there to try and prise it out. What's that pocket for? That's an easy one. It's where you put your vape. I'm just joking. Is it where you put your bobby pins? No, not where you put your bobby pins.

Put your change? No. For the longest time, I thought it was for change. A lot of people put change in there, don't they? Tiny little coin purse. But it's not, no. I also thought that maybe it was for a key. Oh yeah, key.

Like if you were just, if you were operating a, I thought, I was sort of thinking about some romantic time where people only had like one key and they just slide that one key in there. Just a single key. Put your one car key in there or something like that. Which it is good for that. Yeah. But that's not what it's for. I'm asking

what was that pocket invented for? Why did it originally go into jeans? It was probably from something back in the old days because jeans, I mean, aren't recent inventions. It was probably from back in the day. Claudia's fingering her tiny pocket at the moment. Claudia, what do you think it's for? I put my entire set of keys in, but it didn't work.

You didn't get your keys in there? I have no idea what it's for. I'm trying to fit my entire set of keys in, but it didn't work. You didn't get your keys in there? No, I have no idea what it's for. Is it for a monocle? No, but you're so close with monocle. You're so close. There'll be something on that vibe. So the pocket dates back to the 19th century, which is the 1800s.

A long time ago. When jeans were invented. Levi's invented jeans in 18 something. Isn't that weird to think about? And you said monocle, not quite. That tiny little pocket that we all still have in our jeans. It was for a watch.

Oh, pocket watch, of course it was. Yeah, back when no one wore their watch on their wrist and people wore their watch on a little chain. Yeah. That pocket was to slide your watch into. Of course it is. Yeah. And now 200 years later, we still have it.

Yeah, I know. It's just a part of the genes now. People aren't even wearing watches anymore. And you've still got the little pocket in there. Yeah, isn't that funny? They just put it in there for that reason. What are those little, I read an article recently, now I've totally forgot.

You know those little like, they're like a little metal button? Oh, the rivets. The rivets. Is that what it's called? Yeah. A rivet. What are they for again? That was a Levi's invention.

They had to stop the jeans from ripping because the rivet. Oh, it's like the part that keeps it all together. Yeah, yeah. Because if you buy cheaper jeans and they don't have that rivet there, when you put your hands in your pocket, it'll rip them. Well, they should have put more rivets in the crotch of my jeans then. Because I've ripped a few of those. What?

Like you've never ripped the crotch out of your jeans. Be honest. I've ripped so many crotches. Don't isolate that audio. You know what I'm talking about. It's always, it's the most wear and tear. It sees the most action for sure. It does.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Riveting. Free and Clint. You know when you do the shopping, do you- Did it yesterday. Do you write a list? Have to have a list.

Where do you, like, do you write it on paper? Do you have a- My wife, Leslie, writes it. On paper? On paper. it on paper do you have a my wife leslie writes it on paper on paper no way are you still a paper family oh then i can rip the bit of paper out and take it with me to the supermarket yeah no i love that i just didn't think anyone was still doing it no we are yeah no i'm a i'm an easy to scribble things out as you go and i'm a note section of my iphone kind of gal i write my list and then every time I pick something up, I just delete that item and then it's so satisfying

to see the list get smaller and smaller. Do you do the checkbox thing on the notes app? I have. I'm trying to reduce my screen time, you see. I just like my system. I'm going manual wherever I can. Yeah, but I mean, you can lose it. The note?

Yeah. Not if you take a photo of it. On your phone? On your phone. Why doesn't she just like write a list on her phone and then she sends it to you? These are questions that I don't bother asking. I mean, I love

the paper option. I think it's so retro. I had this exact thought yesterday while I was walking around the supermarket doing the grocery shopping. I don't remember my parents ever running a shopping list. I remember my mum having one. She always wrote it on old envelopes. Yeah.

And it would never fit. But I remember going to pack and save with my mum or dad to do the groceries and they're free-balling. Oh, yeah, my mum used to free-ball too. Whoa, you wild, you wild animals. I can't imagine doing a whole week's groceries without a list. People who are rich can free-ball because you can just kind of pick stuff, you know, as you see it. I feel like the more rich people.

Yeah, I guess you get it. Oh, I feel like this. But how do you know what ingredients you need for the meals you're going to cook? Oh, a lot of the meals we cook in our household, we know what's in it, so we'll be like, okay, I'm going to cook that. Yeah. And then you just kind of pick and choose. Wild.

It made me think because I saw this meme that came up on my Facebook page and it's a photo of this device that was used in the 1920s as a shopping list. I've seen it. It's incredible. Yeah, yeah. Isn't it interesting? I thought we could go through some of the things on this. So obviously it can't change.

So it's an engraved piece of metal. Yeah. And essentially when you pick up an item, you flick over this little thing. So it means I've got that. Yeah. You know, so it's kind of like, you know. And you have this permanent list at home. And I guess you would uncheck the

things that you need to get from the supermarket before you go and then... But my question is, what if that's not what... Like, it's engraved on the thing. You can't pick and choose and change what's on your list. Right, it's the 1920s.

There were only so many things. Yeah, true. Shall we go through some of the things... I don't reckon they had easy-o. Yeah, maybe not. You'd be quite surprised at how similar I reckon this 1920s shopping list is. So this is 100 years ago.

100 years ago. I reckon it's still pretty much the same. Okay, so at the top, bacon, pretty standard. Yep. Bread, butter. Yep. Cake. Cake?

Yeah. Picking up cake in the 1920s? It just as cake. Ready made? It doesn't specify. Okay, love that for the 1920s. What's a catsup? Catsup is like ketchup.

They used to call it catsup. It's different. Is it? There's ketchup and there's catsup. Yeah, it's a tomato sauce, I think. We're still getting tomato sauce. Cereal, cheese, cacao. Yeah.

There's a lot of baking back there, right? A lot of baking. Cookies, coffee, cream, delicates. Delicates? Delicates. What's delicates? I don't know. Delicates.

Like knickers. That's what they used to call undies in the 1920s, eh? That's the sitting on the washing machine. Yeah. Okay. Could you still, I mean, I know you can buy the, you know, the cheapo undies at the supermarket these days. No, they weren't single-using undies in the 1920s.

Single use. Eggs, fish, flour, frozen food, fruit, jams, juices, milk, mustard, noodles, oil, onions, pepper, poultry, potatoes, rice, salt, soap, soups, spaghetti, spices, sugar, tea, vegetables, vinegar. It's pretty much the same. Yeah, isn't that amazing? Does that blow your mind? That blows my mind a little bit. I want to see how much it will cost, though.

I don't think we want to know. Well, the 20s were hard, too. True. The 20s,s were in a great depression The great depression Inflation was rampant I highly doubt their grocery bill was $350 a week Yeah I highly doubt the cheese was $24

Yeah Yeah Where did they do their grocery shopping too? They wouldn't have had New World They go down to the market It's too new. Yeah, true. Old World.

The throwing things on stage at Famous People Trend continues. This weekend, it happened to Drake. Did someone hurl up on stage at Drake? Was it a bit of Hotline Bling? Nah. It was a phone, though. Was it a bit of Hotline Bling? Nah. It was a phone though. Was it? I called it! But it wasn't even during Hotline

Bling. Oh, blame. Not excusing it, but you could kind of understand it if Like it makes more sense. Like imagine if it became a trend at a Drake show whenever he played Hotline Bling that he put his phone on stage. Yeah, see that makes sense. And he was ready for it and he could wear a helmet. He could wear a helmet.

He could wear a helmet. It was just, you know, it became a thing and it's like, I'm going to sacrifice this $1,000 phone for this crack-up moment during Hotline Bling. What type of phone? Are we just talking a standard iPhone? A smartphone of some sort. He dodged it. Oh, that's not even, like, inventive.

No. If it was, like, you know, the ones where, what do you call? A rotary phone. A rotary phone. Then I'd be impressed. A landline. My parents used to have a rotary phone. Yeah, I'm sure they did.

They're very old. No, but when we were kids, like growing up, they had a rotary phone in their bedroom. Yeah. And it was bright red. And I remember I said to mum one time, I was like, is this what you guys used to have to do every time you called someone? Yeah.

She was like, yeah. Imagine 0800 die. It was literally like, zzzz. Yeah. Zzzz. Imagine calling someone in a hurry. What I always thought about with those phones is imagine if you had to call an ambulance. That's what I mean. Imagine calling

someone in a hurry. Yeah. You're trying to go one. Yeah, hold on. Hold on. I made a mistake. Hold on. So back to the throwing things on stage. Someone threw a phone at Drake in Chicago. He said the phone's going in the bin.

You don't get that back. The phone goes in the bin. Yeah, I mean, fair enough. It is becoming a real problem. So here is the list of things that have been thrown at performers on stage recently. Two weeks ago, country star, do you know Kelsey Ballerini? Of course. She's an icon. She got hit in the face with a bracelet.

Ooh. And it really shook her as well. I did see this one. It was mid-performance and it really rattled her. Yeah, well, you don't want anything to be thrown at your face. That same week, someone threw their mum's ashes on stage at a pink concert. We've got the audio, don't we? That was wild. Perfect. The perfect line to go into after that as well.

Yeah. Is this your mom? I don't know how to feel about this. Just say what you really think, Pink. That's a bit strange. This is weird. What about when someone gave Pink recently a whole wheel of brie cheese? So that was more respectful. That was a week afterwards.

They just handed her a wheel of cheese. She loved it. She loved that one. And she loved it because the wheel wasn't lobbed at her. No. She was able to identify the person with the wheel of cheese in the crowd and she could see the person mouthing, I've got cheese for you. And she was like, yes, please, give me cheese.

She must be a big cheese fan. Well, yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah. You'd take a wheel of cheese if it was offered to cheese fan. Well, yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah. You'd take a wheel of cheese if it was offered to you. It's just polite. Yeah, but they must have done their research. Bebe Rixer ended up in hospital two weeks ago

after someone threw their cell phone and it split her eyebrow. She got a full black eye. Yeah, that one was messed up. And now Adele's gone on stage. We talked about it last week in Vegas with a T-shirt gun, pointing it at the crowd saying, I dare you to throw something at me. I effing dare you to throw something at me.

I will nail you with this T-shirt gun. So no one threw anything at Adele. You wouldn't mess with Adele. No. It's not a 100% new phenomenon though. In 2012, Harry Styles, when he was performing with One Direction, got hit with some tampons. Well, that wouldn't have hurt that much.

It would have been fine. Unused, I hope. Oh, well, of course they were. Of course they would have been. And someone threw a bottle of urine at Cher Lloyd. Oh, that's, yeah. In 2012 as well. Oh, that's Swagger Jagger.

Yeah, they threw it at Swagger Jagger. Swagger Jagger. What do you reckon it is? Swagger Jagger. Why, they throw it at Swagger Jagger. What do you reckon it is? Why do you think it's becoming a trend to throw things at people? Because it... I think because people want their 15... There's a trust relationship that's between you and the crowd. They get so close to you when they perform. Yes. There's like a

trust thing there and if that goes, what happens? People want their 15 seconds of fame on social media. That's my opinion. Is that what it is? I think so. We're talking about it. But you never see the person that threw it. You never get to see the person. Oh, well, it depends. Yeah.

Is it just enough, like, to know that you're the person who handed Pink the cheese wheel? Oh, well, that one, I'd be proud of that one. Yeah. That one's actually awesome. Yeah. Well, I'm going to Lizzo in a couple of weeks. I've been thinking how I want to make a big statement, like I want to do a big sign asking her to either, like,

draw something on me so I can get it tattooed or, like, what do you think I should put on my sign or should I go the opposite way and get her something and try and hand it to her? How close are you? Well, I'm on the floor. You're on the floor. So if I can push my way to the front, you know, you never know. Should we brainstorm this?

Should we brainstorm this? Yeah. Find out what her favourite thing is. What's Lizzo's favourite thing? What if it's like fried chicken? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Something like that. Yes. Producer Ella? She's vegan. Is she? Yeah. So you could do maybe like tofu? So I guess that would make the news. She'd like that. Yes, producer Ella? She's vegan. Is she? Yeah. So you could do maybe like tofu? So I guess that would make the news.

I love that. That would have made the news then? We'll think on it. Oh, great. I'm going to be on this list. I'm going to be on this list of all these other people. We'll brainstorm it. Not fried chicken then.

Yeah. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go, birthday banger for a Monday. This is where you call us up, tell us your birthday, and we do some magic here behind the scenes to figure out what was the song that was number one when you turned 16.

We'll start with John. Good, John, you had a good weekend. G'day, John. Yeah, very good weekend, thank you. Oh, nice to hear, John. What's your birthday, mate? 17th of December, 1981. All right.

That means you were 16 in 1997. And on the 17th of December, 97, this was number one. Come on, Barbie, let's go party. You wouldn't read about it, John. Very timely. We were just talking about that. So timely. We were just talking about this. So timely. We're living in a simulation.

Nothing is real. But this is a good song. John, you like your birthday banger? Oh, yeah, it's all right. I mean, it's a moment in time, that's for sure. Might not be the most John song of all time. I mean, if I know John, I think he gets down with a bit of Barbie Girl. John's a Barbie Girl? Yeah. Let's go to Bridget and do a birthday banger. What do you know, if I know John, I think he gets down with a bit of Barbie Girl. John's a Barbie Girl.

Yeah. Let's go to Bridget and do a birthday banger. Morning to Bridget. Hi, Bridget. Hello. Morning. What did you get up to for the weekend, Bridget? Not a whole lot, really.

Just the boring stuff, housework and that. Yeah. One of those midwinter weekends. Fair enough. I get the feels on that. What's your birthday? 13th of April, 96. All right. That means you feels on that. What's your birthday? 13th of April 96. Alright, that means you were 16

Bridget in 2012 and on your 16th birthday this would have been number one. Shut up and kiss me. No need to tease me. You don't need to say no more. Shut up and kiss me. Oh, it's a bit of Rhys Mastin, Bridget.

What do you reckon? When you were 16, were you of Rhys Mastin, Bridget. What do you reckon? When you were 16, were you into Rhys Mastin? No, not really, actually. What were you into, Bridget? Oh, I quite liked Paramore and Lady Gaga and stuff. Yeah, solid, Bridget. Was Rhys Mastin the X Factor? X Factor Australia. X Factor Australia. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Lady Gaga and stuff. Yeah, solid, Bridget. Was Rhys Mastin the X Factor? X Factor Australia.

X Factor Australia. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Did he win? I don't even know if he won. Oh. No, I don't know.

But he went. He was massive. See, I don't know. Let's go to Macy. Kia ora, Macy. Hi, Macy. Hi. Good morning.

How are we? Good, Macy. How are you going this morning? Good, thank you. Did you have a nice weekend? Yeah, yeah, busy. Two-year-old in tow, it's always busy. Oh, jeez, I can imagine.

Macy, let's do your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? The 16th of the 10th, 1995. All right, that means you were 16 in 2011. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Oh, it's a bit of Kelly Clarkson, Mr Know-It-All. What do you think, Macy? Yeah, beautiful.

Beautiful. I like that song. Do you? Yeah. It's a bit of an off-brand Kelly Clarkson song, isn't it? Yeah, I feel like she likes to throw a curveball in there every now and then. Like at least one per album. Surely we're going Barbie Girl.

Surely we're going Barbie Girl. Gotta do it. John, you've taken it out this morning. Barbie Girl. Awesome. Good stuff. Can we get a come on Barbie, let's go party to kick things off, John? In your deepest voice, John. Yeah.

Come on Barbie, let's go party. Crushed off in your deepest voice john yeah come on barbie let's go party crushed it nailed it he's crushed it brian clint hi barbie here's your birthday banger from 1997 whoa you're on zm i'm a barbie girl in the barbie world brian clint oh i'm having so much fun. Well, Bobby, we're just getting started. ZM Bree and Clint. That's Barbie Girl at choir, the winner of Birthday Banger today. No regrets. If you want to go to the Barbie premiere, the New Zealand premiere, ZM can get you there.

Go and register for it at ZM online. Travel accommodation, tickets to the premiere. It's a great prize. Go to ZM online and Instagram. Hey, I saw this real interesting article that was talking about job interviews and it was on Reddit. So the thread was on Reddit and it was asking people to put in there the weirdest questions they've been asked in a job interview.

Oh, yeah. And I was like, I'm here for this thread. I am here for it. So I thought we could go through some of them, but I'm going to interview thread. I am here for it. So I thought we could go through some of them. But I'm going to interview you. You're going to interview? Okay. I'm the boss and you're hoping.

I've applied for a position. Yeah, you're hoping. What's the job? The job is in finance. Finance? Finances. I've got no experience. Finances marketing.

Okay. And surveying. Okay, yeah. Finances marketing And surveying. Okay, yeah. Finances, marketing and surveying. Okay, I'm qualified. Fake it till you make it. Exactly. Okay, let's go.

Welcome. I see here on your resume that your name is Clint. Are you right? Are you sick? Oh, excuse me. That's not meant to be part of the interview. Yeah. I didn't know if you were acting or not.

Yeah, I know. Are you all right? No, I'm just joking. Do you want to have some water? This interview is not off to a good start. I'm not drinking at all. I mean, probably would have been better to stay at home if you're feeling sick. Okay, no, we're good.

We're good. I'm good, Claudia. I'm good. Okay. Stand down. We have a team of producers looking to get me water. I'm fine. Do you always travel with a team of producers in tow?

Or are you a bit of a prima donna? No, you'll be hiring just me if you hire me. Okay. Okay, so these are the weirdest questions people have been asked in job interviews. Yes, they are. First question, what is your Uber rating? Ooh, 4.78. Okay, a little bit low, a little bit low.

Is there any reason why it would be not five? Drunk friends. Okay, so not you. A little bit low. A little bit low. Is there any reason why it would be not five? Drunk friends. Okay. So not you. No, not me. Drunk friends. I believe, yes. Okay.

Okay. Second question. How are you at dealing with stupid people? These are actual questions people have been asked in job interviews. To that I would respond. If I was asked that question, I would say, well, I don't believe, I wouldn't like to work somewhere that hires stupid people.

So are you telling me that you've hired? It's hard to avoid. Right, okay. It's hard to avoid in 2023. Be the bigger person is how I deal with stupid people. Be the bigger person, okay. All right, I'll just mark that down here. If you could be any of the original 150 Pokemon,

which one would you choose? Pikachu. Pikachu? Yeah. And why? Most iconic, most lovable. Okay, okay. Next question, do you believe in aliens?

These are real questions that people have been asked in job interviews, Need I remind you? I think that it's impossible that we're alone in the universe. Okay. Okay. No, I would have to agree with you. Next question. What would your nemesis say about you?

What would they say? And I'm in a job interview here, so I have to put my best foot forward. Yes. What would your arch nemesis say about you? I would say my arch nemesis would say that I'm too resilient. Too resilient? Yeah. Right.

Coming from your arch nemesis. A couple more questions just to round out this very real job interview. Who has an arch nemesis, by the way? What kind of normal person has an arch nemesis? I'm not Deadpool. Let's think about it. Do you have a nemesis? I don't believe so. No?

No, that's negative. Your arch nemesis. But if you had to pick one, it pops into your mind, doesn't it? Yeah. Who is it? I'm not giving him the satisfaction of naming him. Yeah, see, there you go. Let's move right along. You're going well so far. Yeah.

If you could be a dog, what breed would you be? Labrador. A Labrador? Yeah. Okay, yeah. No, Labrador. Most iconic, most lovable. And you'd probably eat all the workroom lunch food. Yeah.

Tell me a good joke. Oh. This is a real question that's been asked in a job interview. Mushroom walks into a bar and the barman says, sorry, we don't serve your type in here. And the mushroom says, why not? I'm a fun guy. Okay.

Okay. I'm just marking that down out of ten. Two. All right. Last question for the weirdest questions that have been asked in a job interview. Do you want this job or do you need this job?

I need this job. I don't want a job at all. I need this job. So close. That's the wrong answer. That last answer, I'm afraid. I don't want to work at all. Nobody does.

Well, ain't that the truth? My pa, something I'll never, ever forget is something he always said to me because he died quite young, but he always said to me, you shouldn't live to work. No, wait. Hold on. Yeah. You shouldn't live to work.

You should work to live. You should work to live. Yeah. Work to. Is that right? Yeah, that's right. Okay. Don't second guess it. That to work. You should work to live. You should work to live. Yeah. Yeah. Work to. Is that right? Yeah, that's right. Okay. Don't second guess it.

That's right. That's right? Okay. I thought we could. You work to give yourself the means to enjoy your life outside of work. You shouldn't live to just go to work. Yeah. You should work so you can live your life.

Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Nice. RIP, Pa. And my grandma always said, work, work, work, work, work. It's in always said, work, work, work, work, work. It's in your bundle, work, work, work, work, work. It's your grandma, Rihanna.

Buzzy G. I thought we could throw it out there. It might be quite niche, but I feel like I know the people I'm looking for because if you've been asked a weird question in a job interview, it's going to stick in your mind. You're going to remember it. Yeah. It would have hit you straight away like that's a bizarre thing for someone to ask.

That's a weird question. I want to know how you answered that question. Yes. And I want to know if you got or took the job after that weird question as well. There's some interesting ones coming through on the text machine. It reminded me of a situation I remember being in. It wasn't my job interview, but

I was working at this place and it was quite a tight, close kind of office. And there was a guy from a different department but we all knew each other really well. And there was a guy from a different department and he was interviewing someone for this role that had come up.

And he was interviewing them like just over the cubicle from where we were sitting. In the open plan office. Yeah. Awkward. Go to a cafe. I know. It was quite awkward.

So I could hear what was going on. Anyway, this young girl was being interviewed. Oh, I reckon she was probably in her late 20s. And she's come in for this interview and I was listening. And at one point, this colleague of mine asked her if she was planning on having children in the next couple of years. And it was like a visceral reaction. I stood up and went, not appropriate. I couldn't

keep it in. I was like, you're not allowed to ask that. No, you're not allowed to ask that. I was so mortified. I was like. You interjected. Well, good on you. I couldn't help it. And then I got in trouble. I got massive trouble for it. Risking your own job on that one. I didn't care. I was like, not cool, man. John's here. Hi, John. G'day, John. G'day, how you going? Good. thanks, John. Tell us, mate, what was the weirdest question you got asked in a job interview? Well, near the end of the interview, it was going pretty well, and he shows me a picture of his wife in a little pretty photo frame and says, do you know my wife? What?

Please tell me you didn't know her, John. I didn't know her, but even if I did, I would have said no. Just to be safe, John. Why did this person want to know if you knew their wife? Because the profession that I'm in is a relatively tight-knit profession around the area. And even if you work at different places, everyone knows everyone. Anyway, it turns out his wife was sleeping with someone in that profession.

He wanted to make sure he didn't hire someone that He wasn't interviewing for a new employee. He was doing detective work to find out who was sleeping with his wife. Well, no, because I took the job. I think he was just making sure because he didn't want to work with someone that had had an affair with his wife.

Although, that would have been a brilliant plan. I want to know what your industry is so bad. I want to know what job you do so bad. I want to say it's dairy farming, John. It's not dairy farming. Okay. I want to say you work in the construction industry. No.

I want to say. What's the sexy one? I want to say. I want to say. What's the sexy one? I want to say. Where everyone's swapping partners. Think more dodgy. Think when you think dodgy people. Do you work in the strip club industry? No.

Close. Finance. Oh, the adult entertainment. Finance is pretty close. Yeah. Finance. John's like, I'm an accountant. John's an interesting person.

And we are dodgy AF. Okay, thanks, John. Stay away from my wife, okay? Yeah, good luck, John. See you, mate. Listen to this message. Someone said, I was interviewing for a web design job, and I got asked by the person interviewing me

what my favourite adult site was based on the user interface. Oh, God. I would not be taking that job. That is ridiculous. Unless they're trying to make their website replicate. I know, but okay. Maybe it was appropriate in the context. We just don't know.

I don't reckon it was. What about this one? Someone texted her and said, I got asked if I was single in my job interview. That's so inappropriate. That is so inappropriate. That is so inappropriate. What would make that question okay? Oh, because we just want to know if you'll be bringing a plus one

to the Christmas party. Nah, you don't need to know. You don't need to know. What about this one? Wasn't me, but a colleague of mine at a job interview for a primary school teacher role. The first question was, what's your go-to karaoke song? That sounds like a fun place to work.

Someone else said, I got asked if I had children and what my two- to three-year plan was. It definitely was in regards to if I was planning on having more kids. So illegal. Yeah, and you think you're clever asking it that way? Yeah, you sound like an idiot. No one is buying that. I quite like the karaoke question because you do want to get to know the person a bit

and you want to disarm them and you want to throw them off the script. Am I the karaoke question? Yeah. But weird for a job interview. Imagine if they were being interviewed to be a civil engineer. What's your go-to karaoke song? Or are they like, okay, Shag, Marry, Kill. That would be.

John Key. Me. Me. Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint, that's Taylor Swift in Cruel Summer. Did you spend the weekend listening to the new Taylor's version? Absolutely. Did you?

She's changed a few lyrics here and there and I was here for it. Is it noticeably different? Yeah. Well, because I mean that album was such a long time ago. So yeah. 2010? I have no idea. Go to our Swift community. Together the three of you will have the answer.

Claudia, 2010? I think that's right. It was 13 years ago. About then. About then. But it's great. It's fantastic. Go listen to it if you haven't. 13. Significant. Am I right?

Maybe she's doing that for all of them. Maybe she didn't think about that. Did you guys see she brought out Taylor Lautner at one of her shows? No. Someone explain to me the Taylor Lautner thing because this is the album that, was this when she was dating Taylor Lautner? I'm not too sure. Go to the community again.

I want to do it. So it was after she broke up with Taylor Lautner, she wrote Back to December, which is on this album. Yes. And it's like one of the only positive songs she's written about an ex. So we like him as an ex. They're still good friends, obviously. So in the music video.

He's one of the only ones that we like. He's done it so well. He's nailed it. He's a sweetheart, that guy. And his wife is a Swifty. Taylor guy. And his wife is a Swifty. Taylor Lautner. His wife is a Swifty. Taylor Lautner's wife, Taylor Lautner.

Who? Taylor Lautner's wife, Taylor. We've talked about his wife, Taylor Lautner, on the show heaps of times. She's married to Taylor Lautner. Yeah. Can I ask? Mrs. and Mr. Taylor Lautner.

Yeah. So Taylor Swift brought Taylor Lautner out on stage at the Eros Tour. What did he do? He's in the music video. He did some flips. Yeah, he did a backflip. I know he's in the music video.

What does he do on stage? Flips. He can't sing. Did he do, yeah. He turned into a werewolf too. That was so impressive. And he did a really cute speech. Yeah, that was really sweet.

And just the significance of him being there was just everything. And to show that they're friends. She calls him Tay-Tay. So are we going to bring John Mayer out on stage? Absolutely not. No. Are we going to bring Jake Gyllenhaal out on stage? No.

Don't say his name. Yeah, don't you dare. She should, because she's obviously a boss and she runs her own empire, she should start her own UFC where her exes fight each other. John Mayer versus Jake Gyllenhaal. I'd pay to see that. Or Taylor Lautner versus Jake Gyllenhaal would be pretty good. Taylor would take the deal.

If Zuckerberg and Elon Musk are fighting in 2023, I'm not going to put anything off the table. Who's Loki going to fight? Calvin Harris. Calvin Harris. Yeah. What's Loki's name? Tom Hiddleston. Tom Hiddleston versus Calvin Harris. Calvin Harris. Yeah. What's Loki's name? Tom Hiddleston.

Tom Hiddleston versus Calvin Harris. Oh, Calvin Harris would be into that too because she left Calvin Harris for Tom Hiddleston. True. Yeah, that would be a good fight. There'd be bad blood in that fight. Nice. So she gets paid the medium bucks.

Bree and Clint. Let's have a quick round of... Guess that voice. Thank you. Padding for me while I... That's all right, man. I got your back. Come on back.

Guess that voice. Guess that voice. I knew it was in Spanish this week. We go head-to-head guessing celebrity voices, just the voices. We can't see any pictures with this. And you play with us to win 50 bucks cash this morning. Joel, you're on Team Bree. G'day, Joel.

Hola, Bree. Hola, como estas? Bueno, como estas? Yeah, nice, Joel. Solid. My wife is the one who speaks Spanish and that's about the maximum like I've got. Oh, you need to learn a bit more.

Communicating with his wife, all he's got is, ¿Cómo estás? She also speaks English. Oh, that's helpful, Joel. That does help. A lot of body language in that relationship are you taking on me and leila morena leila hello leila okay we're gonna do this together claudia is gonna run guess

that voice morning claude hello claude um i don't know if you guys remember alan's oscar selfie from back in the day like every star that ever existed was in this one selfie the the new version of that came out over the weekend on kristin, I think it was on her Instagram. It's all the people that she was hanging out with for like a lunch. Okay. And just like all of the table, famous people. There's like actors, there was Netflix people.

There was just like everyone was there. All of the stars. Exactly. So all of these people that you're going to be guessing are people that were at that table. Okay. Okay. Yeah. At the Power Lunch. Yeah, the Power Lunch. Oh God, what I would do to be guessing are people that were at that table. Okay. Okay. Yeah.

At the Power Lunch. Yeah, the Power Lunch. Oh, God, what I would do to be there. It looks so cool. So I'm going to start a celebrity voice. You just need to buzz in with your name and tell me who it is. Bree and Clint, you're going to go first. All right.

Ready to go? Ready. Go. Reporter said to me, how does it feel? Clint. Courtney Cox? Yes. That you have a star and to think that Coco's kids will just have it forever and walk on it.

Full disclosure, I had a quick look at the photo beforehand and she was the only one I recognised. Yeah. All right, that means one to your guys' team. It's Joel and Layla's turn. Are you ready? Yeah, I guess so. Here you go. Legendary actor Michael Douglas.

He plays Hank Pym. So he created the Ant-Man suit. And so you're doing a scene opposite Michael Douglas. And this is a true story. Please tell me the story because it's very funny. Who's that, guys? Talk show host. I have no idea. One of the Jimmys.

Late night Jimmy Kimmel You've got to buzz in with your name Joel Joel Jimmy Kimmel No, it's not Jimmy Kimmel Layla

No idea Jimmy Fallon Jimmy Fallon Jimmy Fallon Yeah Okay, no points Yeah, no points there Back to Bree and Clint

Here you go This whole pigeon wing over here. Clint. Oh, what's his name? It's the Ozark guy. I don't know Ozark, but probably, yeah. It's the guy from Horrible Bosses. Bree.

Yeah, I'm going to buzz you out, Clint. Three, two, one. Jason Bateman. Yes, yeah. Got to get rid of, right? Because the movie's over. I think I kept it for possible reshoots. Yeah, me too.

Now it's released and so I can cut it. Definitely the Ozark guy. All right, that means we're one apace. Yeah, all tied up. So Joel and Layla, this one is for you guys. We had a dinner in Italy doing the first one and a nice dinner we were invited to and Jackie looked beautiful.

Joel? And he shows up and... Yes, Joel? Jennifer Emma? He's got us! Get in there, Joel! Yes. Well done, Joel. Good stuff.

Nice, Joel. All right, let's all go in on the last one, shall we? Okay, everyone's playing. Everyone's in play, guys. Whoever's name I hear first, I'll go to. Here's your voice. I would start Peloton workouts and be so winded so quickly.

Then I thought, oh, they can see the saved workouts and it'll be like 20-minute workouts. Layla's in. Jimmy Kimmel. No, it's not. I got no idea. He's a comedian. Failed after one minute.

Just listen to the music. No idea. Joel's in. Kumar. No idea. Joel's in? Kuma? No, it's not. Oh, good guess though, Joel. Can we hear it one more time? I would start Peloton workouts and be so winded so quickly.

Then I thought, oh, they can see the saved workouts and it'll be like 20-minute workout, bailed after three minutes, you know. Bailed after one minute. Just listen to the music. Who the hell is that, Claudia? You don't know that. That's John Mulaney.

Oh, not John Mulaney. Oh, how could I miss that? How do you not know John Mulaney? Who is that? Who's the winner of that game? I think it's a draw. Yeah, that's a draw. It's a draw.

Technically, it was 2-1 to our team. Layla and Joel, we'll get you both a prize, okay? Thank you. Nice work, guys. Have a good team. Layla and Joel, we'll get you both a prize, okay? Thank you. Nice work, guys. Have a good Monday. Have a great Monday, everybody. We'll catch you back tomorrow. Filling of the Fletch, Fawn and Hayley.

We'll catch you tomorrow. See you guys.