ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 10th July 2024

Episode Date: July 10, 2024

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or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network KFC's Hot and Spicy is back Here for a good time, not a long time Tonight we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio ZM Free and Clean show in the history of professional radio. Danny, Brie and Clint.

That's us, Brie and Clint, highly qualified professional broadcasters for your listening pleasure this afternoon. G'day, guys. Happy hump day. Happy humps. Happy humps. My lovely lady lumps. Remember that song from the Black Eyed Peas? What a hit.

How could I forget? What a banger. How could I forget? Fergalicious and the gang. Fer that song from the Black Eyed Peas? What a hit. How could I forget? What a banger. How could I forget? Fergalicious and the gang. Fergalicious and the gang. Name the whole... Music hasn't been the same since. I mean, look, they had a great run.

Yeah. They really did. Oh, yeah. Had an absolute stellar run. Name them all with pleasure. Fergie. Will. Will I am.

We're on first name basis. Okay. Apple. Apple.d.app. Taboo. And I think that's it. I think that's it. You named them all.

Yeah. Named all the P's. I could have made up a few. I feel like you wouldn't have known. I would have had no idea. Yeah, yeah. No clue. Oh, there's Jenga blocks.

Oh, I love Jenga blocks. Yep, in Duplo. Is that the weird, bigger Lego? Yeah. Yep, they joined the group late. I feel like I need that one because Lego is too hard. Yeah, yeah. I like Duplo.

I'm a Duplo girl. You make your buildings faster with Duplo. Yep, absolutely. Bree and Clint. Korea. It's a tradie versus lady. Thanks to the tool shed. Kiwi owned, trusted by tradies.

Three, two, one, let's go. Who let the dogs in? The tradies versus the ladies. All thanks to our sponsor, the tool shed. We've got a great prize. The GI Tools 168 piece tool set worth $149. And $50

cash. Our lady is calling from Dunedin. She's 27 and she has been stuck on a puzzle for three weeks. Welcome to the show, Christine. Hi, Christine. Hello. How many pieces? A thousand. Have you tried doing that bit where you lick the pieces

so they soften up a bit and then you just kind of squish them in and just sort of force them to fit into the puzzle gaps? Have you tried that yet? Oh, I think I might have to give that a go, to be honest. Try that. Try that. Stop licking the puzzle pieces. That's how I got through the Woz Jigs.

What's a Woz Jig? You've never done a Woz Jig? No. Woz Jig is the one where it shows you a picture, but the puzzle is the image of what everybody in the picture sees. So it's like a reverse puzzle. It's real, yeah. It hurts my brain.

Yeah, just me. Okay, you're taking on our tradie from Invercargill. They're 15 and they race motorbikes. Welcome to the show, Declan. Hi, Declan. Or Deacon. Hello. Oh, Deacon.

Deacon. How's it going? What kind of bikes are you racing? KTM? Yamaha? Husqvarna. Husqvarna. You're like a young Burt Munro down there in Invercargill. Do you do any tricks? Nah. Just strictly racing. Just going fast.

Your buzz is tradie. Christine, your lady, the first of three correct answers gets $50 and that price from the tool shed. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. The All Blacks have a 30-year winning streak at Eden Park on the line this weekend. Who are they playing?

Tradie. Yes, Deacon. England. England. Nice. He's on the board. That is one to the tradies. Question number two.

What is the stage name of Stephanie Joanne Angelina Germanotta? Lady. Yes, Christine. Lady Gaga. It is, of course, Lady Gaga. What a mouthful. She just shortened it. Lady Gaga is good.

All right. We are one apiece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Kiwi band. Lady Gaga. I'm done. Lady. Christine.

Christine, yeah. I'm in 616. In 616. Oh, my God. I love you, Christine. That's so funny. Yes, nice. You've come back. That's two on the It is 660. Oh, my God. I love you, Christine. That's so funny. Yes. Nice.

You've come back. That's two on the board for the ladies. Deacon, to make it fair, your new buzzer is Tradie Gaga. He's got it. All right. Question number four. What's the name of the fermented cabbage dish that's a staple in Korean cuisine? It's usually bright red or orange.

Yes, Christine, for the win. Is it kimchi? She's got it. Well done. That's usually bright red or orange. Yes, Christine, for the win. Is it kimchi? Kimchi. Well done. That's the win. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh. She's a lady. Well done, Christine. You're the champion and that's a win for the ladies. Congratulations. Well done. Bree and Clint. Does your partner

ever do things or achieve things where you're like, God, I'm impressed? God, that's a loaded question, isn't it? Just say yes. What am I meant to do with that? Just answer, yeah, of course. Of course, every day. Well, I had a massive moment yesterday where I was just so in awe

of this thing that my partner had achieved with her day yesterday. I could not believe, like I could believe it, but I was just so impressed. I was like, how did you manage that? How did you do that? So I've come home. She wasn't working yesterday and she's decided, because we bought a house at the end of last year

and it's an old property and the kitchen's very old, super old kitchen, and last week our tap really just exploded and it's not good. Oh, okay. Right? The tap just in all sorts because I think it's like a 40-year-old tap, 50-year-old tap. She's taken it upon herself.

She's gone out to Bunnings, purchased a tap, done the research, bought this tap, come home, done the research, grabbed this extra tool that she needed, undid all these pipes, turned off the mains water, installed this tap, reconnected all these pipes. Then one of the pipes was leaking. So then she went back to Bunnings, bought some new pipe, changed out bits of pipe from all the plumbing underneath our sink in the kitchen and then put it all back together, and now we have a brand new tap in our kitchen. Was her bum crack sticking out? Because that's the only thing left from her becoming a qualified master plumber. It should have been.

Yeah. I was like, how did you figure this out? I don't understand. Some people just like that. Is that impressive, or am I just... No, no, no, it is. It is. It's impressive if you have no experience in plumbing to just go.

She's a nurse. No, wait, wait. Which is very smart people, but not, when it comes to plumbing, I don't think they have to, you know, study anything to do with plumbing. Wait, some key questions. Does the tap work? The tap works beautifully. Does it leak?

No. Then I'm impressed. It's impressive, right? It's impressive, yeah. It's so impressive. And then I said. It's impressive, right? It's impressive, yeah. It's so impressive. And then I said, how did she do this? I don't know. Which, to be honest, I shouldn't have been shocked

because she just has a natural kind of knack for things and she has the patience where if she can't get it the first go, she'll then learn, do her research. Is she a YouTuber? Yeah. Yeah, right. She said to me, she goes, oh, I just watched a few YouTube clips. And, you know, it didn't work the first

time, but then I did a bit more research and Bob's your uncle. New tap. She's handy. Yeah. She's handy. Because I was like, is this... I feel like this is really impressive. What do you reckon, producers? Impressive or not? Is that not the most impressive thing ever? I'm so impressed. I'm also

impressed that she had the confidence to even back herself. Like I'd be like, nah, I can't do that. No way. Yeah, that's amazing. Because you know what? It gets even more impressive because she tried to change it last weekend and then like spent a couple of hours on it and couldn't figure it out and was like, oh.

So she's come back again for a second go where she's done her research and been like, I need this certain tool. Wow. So what's the line now? You know that she is capable of doing things if she puts her mind to it. What are some of the jobs you don't want her to take care of? Like electrical work? I feel like we draw the –

Gas? Are we getting her to look at the gas? No, I think we draw the line in electrical and gas. Plumbing, she can get in there. Structural? Will you trust her in anything structural? Structural? I feel like you would. I feel like you would. Yeah, probably.

She could knock out a wall. I think so. Would you trust her to determine whether a wall was load bearing or not? Yeah, I would. Yeah, I think you would. I would. I think you would. I reckon she would have the skills for it. The nous. The nous. She'd be like, oh, I need to go get this,

and I need to, you know, knock on here, knock on there. Oh, yep, load bearing. Yeah. That's what I've seen people do. She's the head of the household. Yeah. She's the head of your household. Oh, no doubt about it.

She is the captain, and I'm the very, very crappy first mate. No doubt about it. Very impressive. Yeah. We're going to ask you guys this afternoon, what's the thing that your partner did that knocked your socks off? You were like, wait, you can do that? Where did you learn how to do that?

When did your partner really impress you? And it's not like, I know it's impressive for your partner to build you a house. I know it's impressive, but it's somehow less impressive if they're a builder. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Like something where it kind of comes out if they're a builder. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Like something where it kind of comes out of left field where you're like, what?

I didn't know you could. How did you do that? How did you figure out whether and is this safe? It seems safe. It's working. Yeah. 0800 DALES.EDM or you can text your stories to us on 9696 the thing that your partner did that just really impressed you. Sam's here. Hi, Sam. Hi, Sam.

Hi. Hi. Has your partner impressed you recently, Sam? Yeah, it was actually only three weeks ago, but he made shortbread. Okay. What? Hang on. Why is it so out of the ordinary for your partner to make shortbread?

Have you tried to make shortbread? It's so hard. It's one of the hardest baked goods to make. Oh, okay. Well, I don't know if he made it. But is he a baker? No, he's goods to make. Oh, okay. Well, I don't know if he made it. But is he a baker? No, he's a drain clearer. Oh, well, there you go.

So it's quite unusual because considering his job, it's not like he works in that field. Definitely not. But it was fluffy. It was all the same colour. Yeah, you could have bought it. Has he ever done anything like that before or it was completely out of the blue?

So he's done the normal biscuits before or it was completely out of the blue? So he's done the normal biscuits and muffins with the kids, but this was pretty... Next level. I've never tried it. Shortbread people love shortbread, eh? It drove a rift through my marriage when I said to my wife that shortbread was garbage. Oh, what are you talking about? I said it was a basic bland biscuit and she goes, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. I think the problem with shortbread and the reason why it's so hard, it can be either too short or too long.

Is that what it is? Yeah. No, for real. Oh, really? Yeah. But I love to eat it, and he now is good at making it, so the marriage will work. Oh, Sam, you're living the best life. I know.

How good. I was like, shortbread, more like dry bread. And she's like, you just haven't had good shortbread. Yeah, you haven't lived until you've had good shortbread. Someone said, I'm consistently impressed with my husband's capacity to tolerate my dramatic approach to life. I love that one. That's so relatable.

What about this one? My ex-girlfriend backed the entire way out of a long winding driveway using only her mirrors. When I told her how impressed I was, she said she only backs with using her mirrors because when she turns her head around to look out the back window, she gets confused about which way she's meant to turn the steering wheel. That's so good.

She's turned something very impressive into something quite silly straight away. That's so good. She's turned something very impressive into something quite silly straight away. That's so good. I love it. There you go. Bar is low. Someone else texted in and said, I told my partner how impressed I was that he opened the door for me on our first date and he has never done it again since. I love this one too.

I was away for a conference and when I got home, my husband had changed our bed and made it exactly how I make it. It was amazing and blew my mind. See, we are so opposite ends of the spectrum. That's great and good on your husband for making the bed. Well trained. But then there's this text. My wife double glazed our whole house.

What? And she made the windows to go with it. She also makes retaining walls and decks. That's so impressive. That's so hot. Yeah. Oh, like double glazed. You come home and she goes, I love them.

Double glazed your windows for you. Yeah, yeah. Is that a euphemism? And she's like, no. I literally have, but I'd be like, that's so hot. Yeah. Tell me more. Again, just like Bree's like, no. I literally have, but I'd be like, that's so hot. Yeah. Tell me more. Again, just like Bree's partner, your wife is the head of the household.

Come out the back and I'll show you my retaining wall. Bree and Clint. Horrible, horrible situation for one couple over in Australia after they have been left high and dry from a place where they put down a deposit to have their engagement party. Quite a big deposit. And that place has since gone under

and they will receive none of their deposit back. Really? They can do that? Well, I mean, that's the situation. Engagement party, not wedding. Engagement party. This is why you've got to stop having engagement parties. Yeah, I say we ban them. I find them a weird thing. Can we

ban the engagement party? You're having a wedding. That's a party. That's the party. Invite me to the wedding. Is the engagement party just another, and I know people will be like the engagement party is so you can invite more people that aren't going to be invited to the wedding. Oh, no, I'd be pissed off if I went to the engagement party and didn't get invited to the wedding.

That's what they do. I have heard them as being used as like a whittling down process. I've heard some people say it's just another chance to get more gifts. Yeah. And then some people just love organising events and celebrating, and so they just can't get enough. And the wedding is such a joyous occasion, so they're like, why wouldn't we have more parties? But for me, I feel like you have the wedding,

and then you have the barbecue the day after, and you're good. It's great when it's yours. When you think we've hit the five seconds. We're like, oh, not another thing. Like, another thing we have to spend money on. Yeah. How much are these people putting down as a deposit for their engagement party? I believe it was a couple of thousand.

Yeah, it was a couple of thousand dollars. And the place is called the Kirribilli Club and it's like a really nice venue that overlooks Sydney Harbour. Yeah. And it's been abruptly shut down last month, just eight days after being placed into voluntary administration. So this couple's just, that's it. The money's gone. A couple of thousand for a deposit. That's wedding money, not engagement party money. Well, I think it's such a nice value. Yeah.

Now this is the Rotorua and me speaking. It's not the person who is up to date with how the law works speaking. I'd be going in and I'd be taking a couple of thousand dollars worth of stuff. If they're not giving me my deposit back, I'll go, that's fine. Time to bring in Clint's Debt Collection Agency. And I'd go in and I'd go, okay, a couple of table and chairs, that patio heater, and I don't know. I think you would go to jail.

No, I don't think I would. I don't think I would because they'd go, we're think you would go to jail. No, I don't think I would. I don't think I would because they'd go, we're going to send you to jail and I'd go, no, no, I'll return the stuff as soon as you give me my couple of thousand of dollars back.

You know? Also, they're going out of business. Who's going to take me to court? Yeah, well, there's no one there. Yeah, exactly right. Going into receivership.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it doesn't matter. I would be gutted. I'd be so gutted because they've obviously saved up that money to put towards that and then now you're just like, what do you do? I mean, it's a great excuse to just call off the engagement party. Or the wedding. Oh, what?

No, not the wedding. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bad omen for the wedding though, isn't it? How many things, wait, just back on the engagement. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bad omen for the wedding, though, isn't it? How many things... Wait, just back on the engagement party thing. You've got hen's parties, bucks parties. Yeah. Engagement party.

Yeah. Wedding. Day after. Day after. Yeah. Then you go into baby showers. Yeah. We've actually got an engaged person in our midst.

Why don't we cross live to our resident engaged Gen Z Ella. Hi. Are you planning an engagement party? Literally, I was just talking. Sorry, I'll just get my cough lolly out of my mouth. That was really gross. Sorry. Stunning.

I was literally just talking to my mum about this. I don't know if I want one. Don't have one. I don't think I do. I would like to do. Well, don't listen to us. No, I don't. Yeah, good.

But I would like to, like, I don't want to do the standing in the groups, talking to people, the small talk. Don't want to do that. I want to have dinner with my friends, like you guys and, you know, work girls and all of that and just go out for dinner, BYO. That sounds fun. What for?

To celebrate... Your engagement. Yeah. That's an engagement party. No. Oh. It's a dinner. It's a dinner.

Engagement dinner. I want fun. My sister's engagement party. Yeah, how's a dinner. Engagement dinner. I want fun. My sister's engagement party. Yeah, how was that? I'm not shitting you. It was like 400 people there. 400 people at the engagement party. I might be over-exaggerating.

It was at least 300. 300 people at the engagement party. They had, I reckon, four pigs on the spit to feed this mob. Did the whole town come? Pretty much. Sandport. Pretty much. How many people went to the wedding?

Oh, like 140. Jeez, ruthless. That's a big list. Fun finding out that you're engagement party friends but not wedding friends. You know? Yeah, we will take your gifts but we won't pay for your meal. We're going to focus on the deposit this afternoon, not the engagement party question.

We're going to ask you, what did you lose your deposit on? Crystal's here. Hi, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Hi. Yours is a big one. I'm looking at these numbers. How much was the deposit and what did you lose it on?

We lost, I lost eight and a half K. Eight and a half grand, Crystal. Yeah. Wow. How? I lost eight and a half K. Eight and a half grand, Crystal. Yeah. Wow. How? We booked a trip, like a Europe trip for my 30th. Okay.

And then the travel company went under. Oh. No. Was this to do with COVID? It was, yeah. It was like bang on COVID. We actually haven't talked about it at all. It's one of those things that happened.

Yeah. It's just not, like, let's not remember that happening. And then we bring it up and you're like, oh, thanks, guys. That's right. This is directly relating to me. That sucks so much. That's not something that, like, travel insurance covers or anything like that? No, it didn't. Eight and a half thousand dollars.

That sounds like a hell of a trip. Yeah, it was meant to be like a month around Europe, like a tour. Did you ever get to rebook it and do that trip in the end, Crystal? No, not Europe. It was the 30th, so that kind of came and went. I know, but, you know, you deserve to, you know, one day, hopefully you can redo that same trip. Yeah, yeah, maybe the 40th.

Yeah, but maybe 40th. She's like, then there'll be another global pandemic. She's got a good attitude anyway. How about this? We paid $14,000 to a company for our son to do a trip to NASA. The company went into voluntary liquidation last month and all the trips have been cancelled and no money has been refunded. $14,000.

$14,000. That's wild, isn't it? Someone else said, lost my deposit on a wedding venue, 2K, because I changed my location and they wouldn't refund even though it was over a year in advance. Oh, so you changed wedding venues and you said, I don't want to use you guys anymore and they still keep the money. That's an interesting one.

That's rough. There'll be times when they have to keep it. Yeah, but a year out. A year out. Like I feel like you can, yeah, that's a bit rough. What if I find you guys another wedding? I can find someone to replace. What if I get some of my friends to get engaged and then get them to come here?

Then can I have my deposit back? Someone said, we paid a $3,000 deposit for our dog to stay in the kennels while we went to Europe for 10 weeks. He got hit by a car and sadly didn't make it. Oh. The week before we left. Oh. Their refund policy was if cancelled before two weeks, you could get it back but wouldn't refund even though he had died.

Oh, come on, man. That is, I feel like that is. Come on. I feel like that is the definition of rubbing salt in the wound. You know why I reckon they would have that policy? Maybe because people would just be like, oh, no, my dog died. You know, if stuff changes as an excuse. Yeah, so you call them and you go, hey, we've given you three grand,

but our dog has just died. Like if you can show proof of death. And they're like, sure it has. Proof of death. Pull the other one. Yeah. Oh, you can show proof of death. And they're like, sure it has. Proof of death. Pull the other one. Yeah. Oh, God. Pull the other one.

That's devastating. I feel so bad for that person. Yeah. Oh, gutted. Someone else had texted through. Where was it? And they texted through saying, I haven't lost the deposit yet, but I'm booked to go away for the weekend.

But now I probably need surgery on Friday, but I won't know till tomorrow. Plus, the dog is booked into a kennel, so it's a double whammy. Will they or won't they let me cancel and refund? Well, if you go off the other person who they wouldn't even let them cancel because their dog died, then I'd say no. Then you're up shit creek. Yeah. I hope it works out for you.

That sucks. I feel like travel insurance covers surgeries. I feel like it covers surgeries. I think so. Like emergency. Like medical events. Emergency surgery for sure. Yeah.

For sure. Brian Clint, that was depressing. Wow. That whole thing was so depressing. Brian Clint. Let us play. Google Down. Nice.

Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Brian Clint's Google Down. Nice. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Now I know who would have my back in a knife fight. I just didn't know what was going on. It was producer Ella. That's my homegirl right there.

You know what? I've got your back any time, any place. It's not going to get you any free points in this game, though, because we take it seriously. This is Google Down, where we find out who was the fastest Googler of the week and you're playing for people at home. So do your best. I will read out a question that I've put into Google.

First person to yell out the correct answer to that question, I'll give you a point. First to three wins the game. You know the rules. We've done it before. Ellie, are you on a phone or computer this week? I can confirm I'm on a phone. Okay, on a phone. Good, I'm on a phone. We did give her a bit of a head start

last week. She was on a computer. Yeah, I didn't realise it was a pity one. Hey, everyone's on a phone? You did really good. Okay, thank you. Fair playing field. I've done a bit of a theme this week. Oh, what's on a phone? You're doing really good. Okay, thank you. Fair playing field. All right. Oh, I've done a bit of a theme this week. Oh, what's the theme? What's the theme?

Because the Olympics are very close upon us, I've done an Olympic theme Google down. Exciting. Fun. Which is exciting stuff. Okay, question number one. What is Usain Bolt's record for the 100-meter sprint? 9.58.

9.58. How did you do that? It wows us. What? I'm as quick as Usain, mate. Faster than Usain Bolt, yeah. I was going to say, yeah, way quicker than Usain Bolt. 9.58 seconds.

That's so fast. Is the world record and still to this day for the 100-meter men's sprint. Right, one to Ellie. Ella ran a 16- day for the 100 metre men's sprint. Wow. Right one to Ellie. Ella ran a 16 point something the other week. She did? Yeah. Nice.

Nice, Ella. What did I do? 100 metre. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice. No, we did 10 metres. No.

Sorry. We ran 100. Did we? Yeah, a rugby field is 100. Who ran that in nine seconds? Yeah. Yeah. Crazy, eh?

I am. Whoa. He would not stand. Question number three? Oh, yeah. Whoa. He would knock that. Question number three. No, question number two. Oh, question number two. Sorry. Getting ahead of myself.

How many Olympic medals has New Zealand won? 137. Damn it. I'm going to... 137. I said 137. What did you say? 137.

Damn it. Okay. I'm going to give you both a point. Yeah. Thank you. What? Not you, Clint. Not said 137. What did you say? 137. Damn it. Okay. I'm going to give you both a point. Thank you. What? Not you, Clint. Not you, Clint. Ellie and Ella, both a point on that one.

But, I mean, a little bit of a pity point for Ella. But I think it was pretty close. Two to Ellie, one to Ella. She could take it here. Question number three. Maybe it was on the computer. Yeah. How deep is an Olympic diving

pool? And I'm looking for metres. 3.5 metres and 5 metres. Most Olympic diving pools are between 3.5 and 5 metres. I'm going to give it to Ella. Between 3 and 5. Really? Yep. I'm going to give it to

you. Thank you. Well done. I don't like competitive Ella. Really? Yep. I'm going to give it to you. Thank you. Well done. I don't like competitive Ella. She's scary. She is. I warned you. She's quite scary.

She's a little chihuahua, eh? I know. I do move away from the mic, so I'm not yelling too loud. Scary and kind of annoying. I'm going to overthink that all night now. No, don't. You know I love you.

I love you. I think it's endearing. Thank you. Question number four. We're only honest with you because we love you. And I can say that because I'm also annoying when I'm competitive. So you're following in my footsteps. Question number four.

Where do they light the Olympic... God damn it. My phone keeps locking. Where do they light the Olympic torch? Athens. Greece. Olympia, Greece. That's what I'm looking for.

Olympia, Greece. And that is... The win? Yes. That is the win for Ella this week, which means, Alex, you backed Ella and you've got the KFC. Yay! Go, Alex! There we go and you've got the KFC. Yay! Go, Alex!

There we go. Okay, she's stoked. Yes, Ellie? No, I was just saying, I don't know why my hand's in the air. I don't know. Sorry. Are you okay? I don't know.

We're falling apart. Congratulations, Alex. We'll get some KFC chicken dollars your way ASAP. See, that's why they pay him the big bucks. He wraps it up, moves along. What an absolute stinker. Yeah, what happened? You st wraps it up, moves along. What an absolute stinker. Yeah, what happened? You stunk it up in that game. I'm having technical issues. Oh, okay.

Twisters is in cinemas tomorrow, so to celebrate, you've got to tell us your plot, Twister, and you could score $250 cash and a double pass to go and see the film. Yeah, you can text those through to 9696. Like this one.

I'm a legal secretary and I once sent the link to Sexpo to the entire law firm, including four other branches, instead of one colleague, mortified. Not the Sexpo link. Oh, no. Have you ever been to Sexpo? Nah, not my scene, eh? Yeah.

I went one time because it was through work. We had to go and give out merchandise. And I saw a guy paint a picture with his penis. Wow. And it was good, too. Like, the painting was good. It was a really well-done portrait. Still, not the whole law firm.

Cassie's also sending a text. Hi, Cassie. Hi, Cassie. Hi, how are you? We're great. What's your plot twister? So when I was 18, I decided I wanted to go on an OE, so I needed to get a passport.

So I finally got to see my birth certificate and I found out that my mum is actually my nan. Whoa! Oh! You're joking. No. And you had no idea? No, I didn't.

So my older sister, Rebecca, was actually my mum. Oh! What? Yeah. Wow! So you knew your mum, but you knew your mum is your sister. Yeah, yeah. Wow! What a way to find out, Cassie. I know. I can't believe they didn't tell me. You knew your mum, but you knew your mum is your sister. Yeah, yeah. Wow.

What a way to find out, Cassie. I know. I can't believe they didn't tell me. What happened after that? Did you, like, confront them and be like, hey, I've just found this out? Well, they kind of knew because they got the birth certificate out. Yeah, right. They knew you were going to know.

Oh, they could have talked to you about it, not just let you read the birth certificate. Yeah, yeah, I know. Hey, Cassie, it's an excellent plot twister, and you've scored $250 cash and a double pass to Twisters. Congratulations. Oh, that's awesome. Thank you.

It's actually my birthday tomorrow. No way. Oh, even better. Happy birthday for tomorrow, Cassie. Take your sister mum to the movies with you. Nah. Nah? birthday for tomorrow, Cassie. Take your sister mum to the movies with you. Nah. Nah. I like Cassie's vibe. Thanks, Cassie.

Gosh, we're a funny little country, aren't we? One of the biggest news stories over the last 24 hours has been this mum in New Plymouth who has started a petition to ban what she calls G-string togs at the public swimming pools at the New Plymouth who has started a petition to ban what she calls G-string togs at the public swimming pools at the New Plymouth Aquatic Centre.

The togs that I have been trying to avoid. I want full butt cheek coverage. Yes. And I feel like these togs look like you've got a hungry bum. Yes. Yeah, they go right up the clacker, right up the date. There's different types, but she's called them G-string togs. I imagine it covers the range from those

ones that kind of look like nappies kind of bunched up that go into the butt crack and then your butt cheeks protrude over the side and then there's a little string around the waist. Stop making the motion with your hands. I'm trying to show you where the butt cheeks start and where the togs end.

I say... Right down to the just full G-banger, straight up the bum bum to show you where the butt cheeks start and where the togs end. Right down to the just full G-banger, straight up the bum bum togs. Just the full string. Yeah. Just a full on G-string pair of togs. This mum, rightly or wrongly, I'm not saying that she's right or wrong, she wants butt cheeks covered at the New Plymouth Aquatic Centre. That's her goal.

That's her goal. That's her goal in life? She's got three young boys. She's got the pitchforks out and she's after people's bum cheeks. No, I think that's easy to say. And straight away people are like, oh, who is this angry woman? I think she's just testing the water. She's going. Literally.

Literally, literally. She's like, does anyone else not like these togs at the pools? But then, I mean, you're commenting on other people's bodies and oh God, what a dog. What do you think? Cover the bum cheeks up or let them fly free? I think you do you. Do whatever you want.

I do find the New Plymouth Aquatic Centre a strange place to get full butt cheek out. Like I get it at the beach. I get it, I get it, like I even get it at a festival. But like at the, the Aquatic Centre seems a strange place to flex. But maybe that's the only pair of togs that they have. And in fairness, women's togs, let me inform you, most of them have no coverage on the bum cheek.

So it's not really our fault. I'm telling you, this is why I was talking about the other day, where I actually can't find togs that cover my butt cheeks. I can't find them. It goes for men too, by the way. Like if you're wearing togs that... Oh, come on. We're not talking about the men here.

Here you are. No, we're not. Here you are. No, we're not. If you're wearing those real thin togs that show off the shape of your schlong and you're doing it so you can do

the Peter Andre walk out of the pool and you're looking at the mums as you come out of the pool, you're flexing at the Aquatic Centre too. It's a weird place to do it.

Right next to the inflatable thing that all the people are climbing on or the kids are using to climb and you're like, hey, I'm on Love Island. No, you're not. You're at the

New Plymouth Aquatic Centre. I mean, I think my personal view is at the end of the day, they're just butt cheeks. Like, they're just a pair of buttocks. And if you can't explain that to kids, they're a pair of bum cheeks. It's not a sexualised thing.

It's just bum cheeks. Like, obviously, there's, you know, like, different cases. And like I said. Like, where, you know, it's gone too far. And like I said, we're a funny little country. This is big news. This is every news site. It's massive, eh?

This is every news site in the country. Yeah. It's huge news. People's butt cheeks. People's butt cheeks. The buttocks. If I had, can I say, if I had like a solid, perky, like top-notch bottom, I'd love to get into the G-string togs.

I'd be flaunting those G-string togs. I'd want those. But why should the shape of your bum dictate the type of togs you wear? You know? Because. All bums are beautiful. All bums are beautiful. All bums are beautiful. Some bums are more beautiful than others

and suit that type of swimwear. Yeah, right. Yeah. Anyway. Anyway. It has sparked something. It has. And don't you dare,

don't you dare say that the Brian Clint Show is anti-G-string because we have a long history... I'm pro-G-string. ...of G-string content on this show. I've even worn one on this show. I would say we're the leading show for G-string content. I would 100% agree with that. We are the show

that invented the segment Bree-string. Welcome to G-string. This is a throwback, eh? It's back. Baby got back. It's back. Baby got back. It's back and better than ever. This is the game.

We'll soon find out, I guess. Where you call us and Bree, from one question, will determine whether or not you are wearing a G-string right now. Right. Right now. Not do you own a G-string. It's are you wearing a G-string right now. Right. Right now. Not do you own a G-string. It's are you wearing a G-string right now? It has to be up your clacker as we speak.

Can you stop saying clacker? That's what it is, though. The G-string right up the date. I, if you haven't heard this, because this is quite, you know, this is quite a throwback. I don't have many skills in life. But for some reason, I was fantastic at this game. It is one of your hidden talents.

It was creepy how good I was at this game. It gripped the nation. This game is not just limited to females either. It's open-ended. So if you would like to play, regardless of what you have on right now, whether it's G-string, full boxer brief, Grundy, Commando, what else is there?

Satin boxer from Kmart. Let's go straight into it with Hazel. Hi, Hazel. Hi, Hazel. Hi, how's it going? Good, thank you. Do not tell us what kind of underwear you have on right now. Don't even tell us if you have underwear on right now, okay? Bree will just tell you.

That was weird. Bree will just tell you whether that underwear is a G-string or not, okay? I get one question, Hazel. And my question for you is what is your alcoholic drink of choice? Rose. Ooh. Yep, she's wearing a G-string. That's all I need to know.

Really? That's all you need to know? Are you confident? Yep, Rose, G-string, lock it in. Hazel, are you wearing a G-string right now? Yes, I am. Come on! She tried to call you a bluff.

She did, and I held my line. I just knew it in my gut. I will never look at a lady with a glass of rosé the same again. I knew it. I felt it in my perineum. Well done. Well done. Thank you, Hazel.

That's one on the board. Hazel can feel it in hers too. No, that's the G string. Bix is going to go next. Hi, Bix. Hello, Bix. Hi. Hi. Do not tell us what go next. Hi, Bex. Hello, Bex. Hi. Hi.

Do not tell us what you've got on down there at the moment, okay, Bex? We don't want to know. We don't want to know. Okay. For the time being, that's your private secret, but you will have to reveal shortly. For now, it's over debris. All right.

Oh, God, now there's pressure on it. Now there's pressure. Take the pressure away. Bex. What kind of car do you drive? A Holden Colorado. She's not wearing a G-string. Not in the Holden Colorado?

Not in the Holden Colorado. Why? Because it's a Holden. And I don't know why. I can't explain it. My gut says, oh, no. What if it was a Holden Commodore? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Holden Colorado is a ute, isn't it Bex? No, it's not a ute. Oh, you got the SUV one. Like a truck. Like a SUV truck. Wait, let me just look at the picture. I might want to change. No, I'm positive. Not a G-string.

Bex, are you wearing a G-string right now? No. Come on! No G-strings in the hole in Colorado. I think we should stop there. Thank you, Bex. I knew it.

I could feel your bum cheeks from here. It's a weird thing to say, isn't it? I think, do we wrap it up? Oh, we have to have one more because or else. We've got to have one more because you've got to get three. It's best of three. You've already won best of three, so it's already a win. It's already a win, but you could go for the perfect game.

Yeah, I know. You could go for the perfect game. Why don't I give you a choice? We've got two people standing by. Why don't I give you a choice out of Shelby or Caitlin so you can do it first off name? Shelby. Shelby? Let's go shelby shelby it is kia ora shelby hi shelby hey how are you we're good thank you do not tell us what kind of undies you have on right now okay shelby yeah oh god everything is riding on this everything Two's great, three's everything. Okay, question for Shelby. Shelby.

Yes. In a one-word answer, tell me how you feel about paper straws. Disgusted. Disgusted. That was a bad question. That was a bad question That was a bad question But do you remember back in the day My questions just had

No point to them No I know And that was part of the fun And I wanted to bring back that fun I feel like there's a level of sexiness to the car question And the alcoholic beverage question No I know but see now But then as a g-string

If I get this That's me then as a G-string... As G-string and... If I get this... That's me sexualising the G-string again. Maybe it's down to comfort and lifestyle. I don't know. I don't know. Practicality. Practicality.

God. Okay, this is everything now here. It's everything. I'm going to go with my gut. Talk to Shelby a bit more. You can't ask her any more questions. Shelby. Yeah. You want me to get this. You can't ask her any more questions. Shelby. Yes.

You want me to get this right, don't you, Shelby? Yeah, I sure do. Okay. Okay. I'm channeling into Shelby. I reckon I've got it. I'm going to trust my gut. Trust your gut.

That's what I did. That's all you have. That's all I have to go on. Center into your perineum again. I'm going to put it down into my perineum. The perineum again. I'm going to put her down into my perineum. The perineum says G-string. Shelby,

are you wearing a G-string right now? Yes. I'm sure. That was more impressive than the other two. That was the most impressive one of all three

Because I had nothing to go from All we had was a paper straw and a vibe I felt like I was there I was there in between your butt cheeks Shelby With your g-string She's back I feel invigorated We've got to bring it back

We've got to do it again It's back It's now a permanent segment on the Brand Club Show So the people want it to come back I don't know Thanks Shelby We appreciate it Pleasure Thank you so much Thanks Shelby She had a great time It's back. It's now a permanent segment on the Bree and Clint show. So the people want it to come back. I don't know. Thanks, Shelby. We appreciate it. Pleasure.

Thank you so much. Thanks, Shelby. She had a great time. What a rush. What a rush. What a freaking rush. I forgot what this feeling was like. And you know what?

My mind is made up. You cannot ban G-strings at the New Plymouth Aquatic Centre. This game is too exciting. Exactly right. This is too exciting. The game would be over. Bree and Clint. Time for a would be over. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger.

Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. You give us your birthday. We do the calculations, figure out what was number one when you were 16. Then we'll put them head to head

with two other people. Pick our favourite one. We should do a hybrid one where we tell you if you are wearing a G-string or not on your 16th birthday. Love it. I'm keen. Keen to do it.

Paige is here. Hi, Paige. Hi, Paige. Hello. Tell us, mate, what's your birthday? The 28th of the 6th, 2004. Oh, so you recently celebrated birthday. Happy birthday for a couple of weeks ago.

Thank you. 16, though, Paige, in 2020. Year of the COVID. And year of this. Huge song. One of the original TikTok songs. I loved it. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You a fan, Paige? Yeah. It's a

banger. It's a good birthday banger, yeah. It's a bop. It's a good party song too. Yeah, agreed. Okay, wait there. We're gonna do Jackson's birthday banger. Hi's a good birthday banger, yeah. It's a bop. It's a good party song too. Yeah, agreed. Okay, wait there. We're going to do Jackson's birthday banger. Hi, Jackson. Hi, Jackson. Yellow.

Yellow, Jackson. Hello. There you are. Hello, Jackson. Hello. Hello, mate. What's your birthday? June 12, 2006.

All right, Jackson. That means you were 16 in 2022. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Oh, it's the return of Kate Bush running up that hill because of Stranger Things. What do you reckon, Jackson? Yep. We'll go for this song.

You'll go for it? Good man. Okay, we're going to do a little birthday banger. That was reckon, Jackson? Yep. We'll go for this song. You'll go for it? Good man. Okay, we're going to do a little birthday banger. That was huge, remember? We're going to do a birthday banger that's older than you. I feel like it's quite cool. Yeah, it is. Yeah.

Nikki's going to do hers. Kia ora, Nikki. Hi, Nikki. Hello. How's your day been? It's been pretty good, actually. Oh, good to hear, Nikki. Well, let's see if we can make it a bit better.

What is your date of birth? I am the 9th of June and I'm 1986. Happy birthday for yesterday. Oh, no. No, last month. Last month. Almost. A month different.

Are we in bloody July? Hey, Nikki, happy birthday for June next year. Thanks. They'll be getting closer to 40 then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy birthday for one month year. Thanks. They'll be getting closer to 40 then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy birthday for one month and one day ago. That means you were 16, Nikki, in 2002. And on the 9th of June 2002, this was number one.

Ashanti, Foolish. Your fan, Nikki. Yeah, yeah, I can recall. I was probably, yep, sobbing to this song. Yeah, it's a slow jam, but it's a classic. I remember she definitely

performed this one when she came for Friday Jams. Oh, she's phenomenal. She was probably my favourite of that year. Okay, wait there, Nikki. We're choosing between Roses, Running Up That Hill and Foolish. I don't know what to go with.

I'm tossing it between Roses. Is Running Up That Hill still cool or did we get over it? Did we have it fun? It's a bit slow. Let's go Roses. Pump it up. Roses. Should we do it? I agree. Should we do have it fun? It's a bit slow. Let's go Roses. Pump it up. Roses. Should we do it?

I agree. Should we do it? Yeah, it's a banger. Paige, you won birthday banger. Congratulations. Nice work, Paige. Bree and Clint's at M. Bree and Clint.

Clint, when we were doing breakfast hours last week, we had one text come through from someone who really wanted this game to come back. So that one text has prompted the triumphant return of... Can I get up higher? Can I get up higher? Controversial game. It's only had three editions.

It's had three editions. I believe the score sits at two points to me. No points to me. Nil to you. It is your turn in this game, but you have passed on your turn for a celebrity fill-in from producer Ellie, returning producer Ellie, who's never heard this game before.

I've never heard this. I'm stressing. Hospital pass, mate. I'm scared. Yeah, I'm scared. Absolute hospital pass. Absolute hospital pass for you. Yeah, I'm scared.

Look, here's the rules. It's pretty simple. You don't have to do much. Okay. For the can I get a huh, yeah, we are going to call it a business, an establishment. Oh. Out of the blue.

And the only thing you're allowed to say is, can I get a huh? No. Can I get a? Yeah. Okay, okay, I see. Can I get a? Can I get a?

You can repeat it, but you can't say anything other than, can I get a? Here's it, look. If you get a huh yeah, you get a point. Okay. If you don't, you lose. Here's a... Here's it. Look. If you get a hoya, you get a point. Okay. If you don't, you lose. Okay. Here's a successful example from Bree.

Can I get a... Hoya. Yes! That's what a win looks like. Yeah, that's great. And a lose looks like this. Can I get a... Can I get a... Can I get a...

Can I get a... Hello? That would be a loss. I realise after that, everybody who calls a fish and chip shop starts with the words, can I get a... Oh, yeah. Final error. Didn't realise until afterwards. So today we're not going to call a fish and chip shop for you.

Okay, who are you calling? Where are we calling? We're calling, great establishment, love this place. We will be calling the Bendon Outlet Store in Kopu. Okay. That's so random. It's a supportive place. That's where I get my undies from.

I can do that for you. So good luck, Ellie. Good luck. Godspeed. I'm scared. Good afternoon. Kopu Bendon BF speaking. Can I get a... Pardon? Good afternoon, Koki Benombi of Beav speaking.

Can I get a... Pardon? Can I get a... Get a what? Can I get a... I can't hear you. Can I get a... I went down to ZM's laugh basement. Can I get her? I went down to ZM's laugh basement.

You got less and less convincing each time. I know. I thought, oh, she's going to build. She's going to build. Look, I'm not going to lie. I could tell as soon as Bev answered the phone, probably not her demo. Nah, she's not going to know.

But imagine if she did. It would have been so triumphant. If Bev had done it, that would have been worth three points, I reckon. I agree. That would have been a three-pointer. Not to be, though. Not to be. My favourite was the third one. How did you...

Can I get up? She's like, a pair of undies? What do you want? What do you want? I can't hear you. Nick and the bra combo? I don't know what you want. You'll have to speak up.

I'm wearing lingerie. I was reading this story on the New Zealand Herald today about how to fall asleep within five minutes, which I always find interesting because I'm someone who, I mean, I understand this is a privilege I acknowledge my privilege in this situation but it never Nah go on, talk about it like you're talking

about it off air, you're boasting It never takes me more than three and a half minutes to fall asleep, ever ever Like I reckon I don't time it but I reckon I'm asleep. Obviously not.

No. How could you? I think I'm generally asleep within 60 seconds of closing my eyes most nights. No, you're not. I am. You're not. I promise you I am. Prove it.

Well, I could if you come round. Tonight? Climb into bed. It's a big bed. Tonight? Yeah. Okay, we'll do it tonight It'd be nice for my wife to have somebody to talk to

After I immediately fall asleep When the lights go out And I know that that's not the norm for everybody Because I know how much it pisses my wife off It really isn't the norm When her mind is racing Or she's stressed or something And I wake up the next day after eight hours sleep

And she's like, I was awake for three hours after you went to sleep. Sleep is such a touchy subject for a lot of people because a lot of people struggle to get to sleep. They struggle to stay asleep. They struggle with broken sleep. Whereas you, just cruising through eight hours. Like a late. You're just out in 60 seconds or less, he says.

So would you like some tips from this article that I've been reading on the New Zealand Herald? Yeah, go on. I'd just like to say that I don't do any of these things. You don't need to. But I don't need to. You're naturally a great sleeper. But maybe I do do these things and I just don't think about them. So let's go through them, okay?

There's about five tips. One of the tips to fall asleep within five minutes. Bottle of whiskey. Yeah. I'm willing to try it. They say you need to get light in your eyes first thing in the morning. You need to get natural light in your eyes to set

your body's circadian rhythm. You should get up when the sun comes up and get sunlight in your eyes so your body goes, cool, this is morning time and then it will naturally set a body clock for you to go to sleep 16 hours later. What would you call it? Cicada rhythm?

Circadian rhythm. The rhythm will get you. Circadian rhythm is not a made up thing. Yeah, I know. I'm just making jokes. Can you take this seriously please? But that one sounds a bit ridiculous. You can't sit there and tell me as a non-believer in spiritual things

you can't then turn around and go, oh, I believe in the circadian rhythm. And if I wake up and the sunlight hits the top of my eyeballs. That's not spiritual. That's biological. Oh, this is a load of foo-foo. Bree and Clint. And that's us. We are out of here.

It's the end of our show. I'm taking a day off tomorrow. I'm just going to pull a random midweek day off for my daughter's fifth birthday. Must be nice. Yeah, it is. I'm going to have kids just so I can have days off. That's not the reason to have kids. Because I feel like it does the opposite.

Yeah. Then you get no time off. You get no time off. Yeah, yeah. What are you guys doing for her birthday? Whatever she wants. Oh, yeah, nice. What get no time off. Yeah, yeah. What are you guys doing for her birthday? Whatever she wants. Oh, yeah, nice. What has she picked?

Don't know yet. She's figuring it out tonight. Figuring it out tonight. She's got that thing where as a kid you're overwhelmed with too many options so you can't decide. Yeah. We've thrown zoo and different playgrounds and swimming pools and things like that at her and she's like, oh.

What about in terms of if it was me now and someone said that, all I would think about is what food am I going to eat? Oh, yeah. She knows that she's going out for dinner in the city tomorrow. Has she picked? Oh, no, she doesn't get to pick that. Oh. Well, she doesn't know anything.

You said she gets to pick. Well, she can, but she doesn't know anything. And she wants to go to Denny's. Well, then we would go to Denny's. But she's never been to Denny's, so it's not an option for her. So she can't pick she doesn't know anything. And she wants to go to Denny's. Well, then we would go to Denny's. But she's never been to Denny's, so it's not an option for her. So she can't pick that. Yeah, yeah. Well, once you go to Denny's, you'll always go back.

So have fun without me, and I'll catch you guys back on Friday. We'll see you then. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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