ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 10th June 2021

Episode Date: June 10, 2021

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Finish your mouthful. Sorry. Finish. Finish. Finish. Don't say sorry. You're being responsible. You're having a full meal before a big night of drinking.

Okay? You've got a line in the stomach. Bree showed up to the studio today with a packet of sushi and half a bottle of gin. Yeah. Who brings half a bottle of gin? Sorry, I drank the other half last night. Whoa. Yeah, I know. Whoa. What sort of gin. Yeah. Who brings half a bottle of gin? Sorry, I drank the other half last night. Whoa. Yeah, I know.

Whoa. What sort of gin is that? I'm becoming quite a gin man. Is that what you call it? Who drink gin? Haymans. Haymans of London. Old Tom gin.

My favourite gin is the purple one. Have you guys seen that one? Oh, smells like... It's not Scapegrace? Purple, no. No, it's the one, it's like a dark purple and then when you pour... The gin is purple's like a dark purple and then when you pour...

The gin is purple. The gin is purple and then when you pour the soda or something into it, it turns into like this amazing light purple colour. The ink or whatever. I'll tell you if this is any good. Oh! Oh, is that Graham Norton's one? No.

It's a good gin. Oh my God. I'm so glad you did that to let us know. Ginman. I'm a ginman. Whoa. If you were going to produce an alcohol because i saw uh ryan reynolds put up a video today because it's father's day in america why the frick isn't father's day the same day all over the world yeah yeah that's weird eh so you put it he puts up a

video going happy father's day and i go shit i forgot father's day yeah and then i also go hey my kids forgot father's day but it's not Father's Day in New Zealand It's like the Queen's birthday Why isn't it On the Queen's birthday Why don't we all Have the same weekend I know

Imagine if we just chose What day we celebrated People's birthday I'd love that Because I would Definitely change My shit birthday Ryan Reynolds

Has a gin So he put up a video He's created a cocktail For Father's Day Called the vasectomy He has his own gin It's called The vasectomy. He has his own gin. The Vasectomy?

Yeah. It's called Aviation Gin, I think. And then Matthew McConaughey. All right, all right, all right. He's got a whiskey. Yeah, I thought it was Scotch whiskey. It's a bourbon whiskey, I think. Bourbon whiskey.

Kendall Jenner just released her tequila, 818. Oh, did she? The Rock's got a tequila. P. Diddy's got a vodka. He's got a vodka. Ciroc. Yeah. Oh, it's... That's P. Diddy's vodka. What's Brian Cranston's got? P. Diddy's got a vodka. He's got a vodka. Ciroc. Yeah. That's P. Diddy's vodka. What's Brian Cranston got?

P. Diddy's. Yeah. That's why all the rappers talk about... Like DJ Khaled, he's always talking about Ciroc Apple. DJ Khaled lives on this waterway in Miami where he can ride his jet ski to P. Diddy's house. That's cool. And when he was really big on Snapchat,

he used to just park his jet ski outside P. Diddy's house and yell at him. And when he was really big on Snapchat, he used to just park his jet ski outside P. Diddy's house and yell at him. Do you remember he was the OG Snapchat celebrity? Yeah. What's Bryan Cranston got? So Bryan and Aaron Paul, the two guys from Breaking Bad,

have launched their own tequila brand. Tequila. It's so good. It must be really lucrative. So this is my question. If you were to have your own line of alcohol, what would it be?

Tequila. You'd have a tequila? Wet pussy shots. You'd have wet pussy shots? Yep, I'd do pre-mix, wet pussy shots. Anastasia, raspberry cruiser? Yeah. Bacardi breezer?

I'd probably go for a gin. I like gin. Okay, well, you think you're classy enough to have a gin? I like gin. You think you're classy enough to have a gin? You'd do a seltzer. Don't friggin' lie about it. You're a pounds girl.

Low calorie. Through and through. Yeah, no, it'd be a low, okay, if it was a mixer, it'd be like a low-cal gin with, like, really cool branding. Whatever. I'd do, like, a rose water vodka. Oh, yeah, they, yeah. Rose water vodka.

There's this, like, nectar alcohol that you can make these days that's really cool. Nectar. I'd probably, like, get the nectar. It would be gin. I'd probably like get the nectar it would be gin I'd do a hummingbird nectar it would be

frangipani and elderflower it would be distilled in Byron Bay it would be an elderflower G&T elderflower is I love elderflower

for older people I don't mind elderflower no elderflower do you know what elderflower is I don't hate it it's the secret

to a really good G&T but you just think how can you drink a lot of it? No, you just put a little nip in. Yeah. What's mine? So we've got tequila man over here. Gin seltzer. You're a wet pussy shot. You're definitely a

bourbon of some sort. I was thinking he'd do Midori. Yeah, Midori. Midori. No, you're Malibu. No, but those are brands. I need a type of alcohol you're Malibu No but those are brands Those are brands I need a type of alcohol So Malibu is

Coconut Would you do whiskey Coconut rum Coconut rum Would you do whiskey I'd like a whiskey I don't think I'm cool enough For a whiskey

It'd also take a long time To get a reading Nah you'd be like a You'd be like a Cheap rum Like a Like you know Like a pirate rum

No you'd be a rum and cola Rum and cola I'm gonna change the tone a bit I reckon you could be a rum and cola. Rum and cola. I'm going to change the tone a bit. I reckon you could be a sophisticated red wine man. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I love a red wine. How dead did it just go then? Including Clint was like, fuck off.

Well, I like a red wine, but no one's showing up to a party with a red wine, you know? That's true. I can't be DJing R&B New Year's Eve 2035 with a bottle of red wine on stage. Do you show up to a party with a bottle of red wine? No, a white. Exactly. $7 clean skin. If someone shows up to my party with a bottle of red wine,

I'd be like, go home. We don't want your vomit everywhere. We also don't want your kind here. We need to have fun. Just go to sleep now. All right. Red wine. I feel so bad

for people that go to a party and drink red wine all night and they just get red wine blood mouth. Yeah, black teeth. Black teeth. It's just not a good drink at a party, I don't think. Okay, so we've locked them in. Ben's a tequila, Anastasia's a seltzer, Bree is a wet pussy shot. I'm a pre-mixed

wet pussy shot. I wouldn't be a seltzer, I'd be a mixer. Seltzers I don't like. And I'm a coconut rum shot. I'm a pre-mixed wet pussy shot. I wouldn't be a seltzer, I'd be a mixer. Seltzers I don't like. And I'm a coconut rum. God, what a party. Yeah, that is cool. Sounds delightful to me. Yeah, can we get a brand deal, Ben? No.

Let's make our own, let's make our own, like, something in a can. Wet pussies in a can. Yeah, wait, what's this? Cannibal Z. Sucking cowboy, we're still on try-to. If you like wet pussies in summer Then we put it in a can Keep that to yourself We are having wet pussies tonight Put a towel down

I wonder Because you know how wet pussy shots Not really a thing in New Zealand I wonder because there's people that listen to this podcast from all over Comment in our podcast group If wet pussy shots are not really a thing in New Zealand? No. I wonder because there's people that listen to this podcast from all over. Comment in our podcast group if wet pussy shots are a thing in your country. Ben, can you put up a post, please, in boomer font? Can he do the rainbow background this time? I did it last time.

No, you're doing it. You're the administrator. I like little bit emojis when the person's in it. Yeah, add in your bit emoji, please, Ben. That's expert level boomer. I don't have one, but what's the point? What do you want me to say? Right.

Is a wet pussy shot a thing where you're from? Just say, have you had a wet pussy shot? Then they'll get confused. Right, what's in a wet pussy shot? Have you ever heard Is it a pole? Is it a yay or a no? Nah, nah, nah

You can't do boomer font in a pole Have you ever heard of a wet pussy shot? Okay Well, they listen to this podcast That sounds like it Yeah, but not based on this That sounds like a pole to me No, don't do a pole

It does sound like a pole, doesn't it? Doesn't it? So again Yeah Have you heard of a wet pussy shot before? Okay, do a poll, do a poll, but then do a boomer font post plugging the poll. Say, hey, there's a poll coming after this.

I should have brought stuff to make wet pussy shots. Mate, you've got what it takes. See you guys later. We're off to the New Zealand Radio Awards. Yeah, that's right. We look fancy. Tomorrow, I don't like this. Yeah, apologies's right. We look fancy. Yeah. Tomorrow, I was like, I like this. Yeah, apologies for the show tomorrow.

Anastasia, we're not even there yet. The microphones are still on. Anastasia! Bless you. Bless you. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take got two. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute.

Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. G'day, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint coming to you live on Radio Awards Day. I know.

Everyone looks like a bunch of good-looking roosters today, don't they? We're mid good-looking rooster preparation. Look, the Radio Awards happens once a year and everyone goes hundy. Bree's organised makeup artists to come in and do some panel beating on the members of ZM Star. Don't call it panel beating. It has been a panel beating. No, it is not. It is because afterwards you're going to look a million bucks.

Well, that's not what you said when you were asking her to do your eyeliner. Excuse me, I was asking her to pluck my eyebrows. Thank you very much. Same, same. So, what does that mean for you? Not a lot, really. Nothing. All the fun stuff still happening. We are doing a queue jumper for the box.

It's called Fast Pass. If you want to get on and have a guess at this code, the 5 o'clock guest today is going to be selected from someone who texts us and you can text us right now. Yep. Just send us your name to 9696 and you'll be in the drawer to

jump the queue and put a code in and maybe win $20,000 out of the box. If you've been super frustrated because you think you know it, this is your chance. The Fast Pass. Text us now 9696. We're going out of the box. If you've been super frustrated because you think you know it, this is your chance. The Fast Pass, Texas Now 9696. We're going to start the show with $50 free. $50

free. Tell them what they're going to win. A free $50. It's a new $50. You're going to win 10 Sir Edmund Hillary's. That's right. 10 crispy Sir Ed's. Sounds good. I'm going to call 10 Sir Edmund Hillarys. That's right. Oh, my God. Amazing. 10 crispy Sir Eds.

Sounds good. I'm going to call. If you want to play Tradie versus Lady, call now 0800-DIAL-ZM, and you can go head-to-head with someone else. The cash is thanks to our mates at KFC, and we'll play with you after Sagala and Lasting Lover on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Let's have a game of Tradie versus Lady. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

Let's have a game of tradie versus lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. Alrighty, the tradies versus the ladies. You want a score update, we'll give it to you. Ladies, they're on 49 wins for the year. The tradies trailing behind on 36. Bree made a point yesterday that the only time the tradies are getting a point at the moment is when it's a lady tradie.

Come on, fellas. Pack up your game. Today, our lady is nearly 40 and she knows how to Spanish dance. Oh, I love that. You're like that emoji, aren't you, Susan? Susan, welcome to the show. Hi. Hi. Okay, what's hello in Portuguese?

If you're Spanish dancing, you should be speaking the language too. Oh, it speaks Spanish? Well, that would make sense, wouldn't it? Yeah. Portuguese is brilliant. Susan, you just roasted Clint. It really makes a lot of sense. Wouldn't it be Spanish?

Yep. Yep, you know what? Wouldn't it be Spanish? Yep. Yep. You know what? Don't worry about it, Susan. Just stick with us. Oh, I just lost Susan. Ben, can you get Susan back? You just hung up on Susan.

Not on purpose. Not on purpose. Because she hung you out to dry. She roasted me. And you couldn't take it, so you had to hang up on poor Susan. That's the power that I've got. While we get Susan back, I'll get Isaac on. He's our tradie today.

He's 21 years old, and he ran up the Sky Tower in under 13 minutes. You did not. Did you, Isaac? Yeah, I did. Kia ora. Kia ora. Was the lift broken? Pardon me?

Was the lift broken? No, it was actually for the Sky Tower Challenge that our volunteers, or firefighters around New Zealand actually partake in. I've seen this. You guys put on all the gear. It's amazing, eh? It's incredible. Yeah, 13 minutes.

Well done. That's amazing. I think we've got Susan back. Susan, are you with us? Yeah, I am. How dare he, Susan? You roasted him and then he hung up on you. Okay, question number one.

What is hello in Portuguese? No, Susan, your buzzer is lady. Isaac, your buzzer is tradie. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash. Good luck, everybody. Here we go. Question number one. The next chance to crack the code and open the box is coming up at 4pm.

How much cash is inside? 500? Buzz in. You've got to buzz in. Buzz? Lady? Buzz. Susan?

Susan, how much money is in ZM's box? I don't know. 500? 500? Oh, a buzz lady. Buzz. Susan. Susan, how much money is in ZM's box? I don't know, 500. Oh, no. Isaac, your buzzer is tradie when you want to have a guess, by the way. Do you want to have a random guess? Oh, sorry. Tradie, 1,000. 1,000, no.

No, guys, it's 20,000. There's $20,000 up for grabs at 4 o'clock. That's okay. We'll scratch that one and move on. All right, question number two. Another 1 million COVID-19 vaccinations arrived in New Zealand this week. To the closest million, what is the population of New Zealand? Ladies.

Yes, Susan. 5 million. That is correct. Team of 5 million. Question number three, one to the ladies. Where does the Prime Minister live when she's in Wellington? Is it the Government House, Premier House or the White House? Ladies. Three, one to the ladies. Where does the Prime Minister live when she's in Wellington? Is it the Government House, Premier House or the White House?

Lady. Yes, Susan. Government House? No. Do you want to guess, Isaac? Treaty Premier House? That is correct. One point apiece at this stage.

Question number four. If you were eating escargot, what would you be eating? Lady. Yes, Susan. Snails. That is correct. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number five.

What does KFC stand for? Tradies. Kentucky Fried Chicken. Susan. Hey, Isaac, you didn't buzz in first. Isaac. Susan. Kentucky Fried Chicken.

There she is. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. I loved Isaac's enthusiasm today. Me too, me too. You know what? Let's find you guys both something. And Susan, you get the title, okay? You get 50 bucks cash and the title of the victory of the day.

And Isaac, we'll find you some KFC chicken dollars, okay? Thank you. Nice work, guys. Bree and Clint. I mean, some people Might be in the market For a new job They've reassessed Their life after COVID And they're in the market

Why are you in my emails? Yeah look at my Have you looked at my Have you checked My LinkedIn recently? You need to close Your laptop When you leave the studio

Because I just Can't help myself But there's a list That's been released And it's the 20 highest paid advertised jobs of the year. Yeah. And what they are. Oh, yeah. And I was like, interesting. Because everyone wants to know where the money is, right?

Yeah. You know in the job that you're in right now, that's not where the money is. No, you want to know where you have to go. And you're willing to go where the money is. And probably at this stage, you've given up on like a vocation doing a job that makes you happy. You're like, houses are expensive.

Yeah, that's a pipe dream. Cars are expensive. Time to sacrifice my happiness for cold hard cash. So tell me Bree, what do I need to retrain in? I've picked out a few jobs. The one that will earn you

$113,969 is a project manager in a construction job. What do they do? I don't know. They manage people? I think that one's all right. I think that's the guy who wears the nice, clean work boots. And they also wear maybe a blazer and a hard hat.

I think he wears high-vis with a checkered underneath it and clean chinos because he's project manager. Doesn't sound too bad. For $113,000. Sounds pretty good to me. Yeah, Keem. Keem, put in my application. That is on the list. This one's a bit more, $115,000.

This will learn. And it's banking and financial services. You're a corporate finance and investment banking. Is this like crypto? Keem. Yeah, I think that's what it is. Do I go in and I go to my clients and I go, all that money you've got sitting in the bank, put it in crypto.

Yeah, well, I don't think you'll be getting that job anytime soon. How much is it paying? 115 grand a year. Good, good, good, good, good, good, good. That's bloody a lot of money. Some more options. Give me some more options. What about some legal stuff?

Get some fun jobs. If you want to be in legal banking and finance law, that'll earn you $117,000 a year. Well, it won't earn me that much because I don't know what that is. Well, I guess you're doing all the legal jobs. Yeah, I don't know what that is. I wouldn't lie. Even if I got the job. Banking and finance.

Yeah, cool. Doesn't sound like something you and I can do. What about $121,000 a year? Yes. HR and recruitment management. Ooh, HR and- I feel like I could do that job. HR, sign me up.

I've had plenty of meetings in HR. I was going to say, you've got enough contact with them. I feel like I've pretty much- Also, as we- I'm like, you know, I'm well qualified because I've had so much time in there. Is working in HR a life hack because you can't be sent to HR if you are HR? Oh, that's good. Because if you do something wrong, you're like, okay.

You just get sent to the main boss then. Well, no, you get sent to yourself and then you go, I've looked at the information and you're fine. You're all good. What about real estate and property? Because obviously the housing market is just ridiculous in this country at the moment. If you want to get into real estate and property, retail and property development, $124,000 a year. Engineering.

Oh, my God. My brother's an engineer. How much does your brother earn? My brother. Well, definitely my brother is earning $125,000 a year. Shit. And we thought he was hot before. Shut up.

Far out. Leave it alone. This is a job I don't think I could do. Accounting, strategy and planning. Yeah. I might be able to do it for $130,000 a year. Yes, please. I'll give it a go.

I'll give anything a crack. But the number one highest paid job advertised at the moment is information and communication technology architect. What is that? I think it's something to do with information communicating and technology and architecture. And if you're good at that, you'll earn $140,000 a year. There you go.

That's why it pays so much because no one knows what it is. Free and Clint. Social media. We know this. We've all watched. What was that Netflix show we watched last year? The Social Experiment. Was that it?

The Social Dilemma. The Social Dilemma. That was it. We all know that it's playing us and it's drugging us to stay on there. Endless scrolling. Endorphin. Dopamine hits every time you log in and you get a notification that says you've got three likes you go oh yeah i crave it i crave it yeah

well when i want to feel like i've taken a xanax i go on to twitter oh yeah it slows you down a bit it makes me feel sleepy you haven't been on twitter if you're saying that it's boring twitter is an angry place sometimes um look i think that i've discovered what is the best feeling on social media not the most wholesome feeling not necessarily a feeling that's good for you but the feeling that's going to make you feel like you're winning on social media okay what is it it's not getting a hundred likes on one of your posts okay it's not um getting followed by someone famous that's not it either how is that not it that's pretty fun it pretty fun. I think I've figured it out. I think this is what gives you the most

clout. It makes you feel like you're clocking social media. What is it? It's when you comment on someone's post and your comment gets a lot of likes. Oh, I do love that. Yeah. I do love that. And the only thing that's better than that is if your comment

gets more likes than the actual post. Does that happen? It can. It can, especially now that likes are back on Instagram. Someone does a post, it gets four likes. And then you comment and you're like, nice post, bro. And your comment gets 15 likes. That, I believe, is a bit negative, but it's the best feeling on social media.

I feel like this happened to me the other day. It happened? On one of your posts. It has happened. Yeah, it has happened on there. Like recently. Yeah, yeah. Should we talk about it?

Where's my phone? No, it doesn't need to be brought up. So Clint posted a photo and you were sitting in your lounge room. Yeah. And your daughters were in the photo, very cute, looking adorable. One of your cats was in the photo, very cute, looking adorable. One of your cats was in the photo. And then there was you. And you looked very strange.

And I thought that you looked a little bit like Joe Dirt. Which you commented. And what was the exact comment? You said, where is Joe Dirt? Now, that comment managed to garner 13 likes. Yes! I'm happy with that. Unfortunately for you, you are now blocked from my Instagram account.

So that is the highest liked comment you'll ever post on my account. You know what? Worth it. Definitely worth it. Some people would agree. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. No Dean McCarthy today, but I've got a story that's come out about the Kardashians' net

worths. How much? They're all worths, because that's what we think about every day. I just wonder how much the Kardashians are worth. Well, I'm not going to lie. Whenever I see them doing some bougie-ass stuff, I'm like, how much do you get paid? Who do you think? Let's do a bit of a game with this.

I know this. Who's the richest? No, who's the poorest? Oh, it's better. Yeah. Rob. No, he's not even on the list. So it's Rob.

Yeah, I think it is. But out of the girls, who do you think has the least amount of money? Like, you want it to be one of the younger ones because they've had less time in the game. You want to respect your elders. Yes. But I don't think it is. I think it's Courtney. Courtney, you'd be correct.

Yeah. She's worth. She seems like she's the happiest. Yeah. Yeah. She's worth the US $45 million. But right there next to her, also worth u.s 45 million is kendall poor girls kendall jenner i know i feel so bad for them uh coming in after them is chloe kardashian worth a

u.s 50 mil yeah uh and then after that who do you think who do you think's in third place this is the top three i think three who do you think's top three uh Number three, Chris, the momager. Number two, Kim, the Kanye one. And number one, Kylie, the lip kit one. You're wrong. Really? Yeah. I'm quite shocked at this as well. Chris' net worth, you're right, she's in third place with $170 million.

And then Kylie's net worth, she's in second place, US $700 million. Yeah. And then Kim's net worth coming in at number one with a whopping US $1.4 billion. See, that's redonkulous. That's crazy money. I was reading a bit on this. The smartest

one and the one with the best deal is Chris because the richer they get, the richer she gets. Because she takes 10% of all of them. She takes 10% of everything Yeah I know Because she's the momager She's Yeah she's so smart

She just kicks back And well that's not true But she probably would do A lot of work No she sells the rights To everything She's like oh honey You're getting divorced

From Kanye Okay I'll broker the deal With Women's Day And I'll take 10% We'll do an interview Women's Day I've got the interview Yeah yeah

Women's Day man They've got money to spend I like that There you go The Kardashians Who's on top It's Kim Kardashian With a whopping 1.4 bill

That's the latest Thanks to Disney's Cruella That's in cinemas right now It's also on Disney Plus With Premier Access Conditions apply Let's talk expensive car parks I mean

Let's take a break From the super depressing Housing prices here in this country and talk about how expensive car parks are. Talk about super depressing car parks instead. It would be a weird concept to anyone listening in Southland or Dunedin or anything like that that you could own a car park. It'd be pure stupidity to them because they're like, what are they talking about? Why would you do that?

Just park on the street. I'm sure there are some car parks you can buy in those parts of New Zealand, but this is almost like a requirement to work in the city in Auckland. If you can't catch the bus or the ferry or the train or something. I hear us talking about it and I think we're stupid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? It's so dumb.

And you can spend a house deposit just on buying yourself a car park in the city. So you've got somewhere to put your car you can't even live in it. No. I guess you could. You could. Technically could you? If you had a big night out you'd sleep in it right? Some places around the world would be as big as a car park. What do you mean? Have you seen those? Some places?

Yeah they make units that are the same size as a car park. Oh right. Or similar. Yeah right. Yeah. Look, not keen. You want to talk depressing? I mean, send me a prospectus but I'm not that keen to invest. Well, this might make us feel better because it's actually not about New Zealand

but the most expensive car park in the world has been sold. Yeah. And it is in the lovely place of Hong Kong. Oh, Hong Kong. Yeah, wonderful. I mean, Subiritsi.

Subiritsi in part. Limited on land. Not many places you can, they're building up. They can't build out. How much for a car park in downtown Hong Kong? Well, I don't know how much the normal ones are going for, but to put it into perspective, this parking spot is in a development called Mount Nicholson,

which houses some of the most expensive houses in all of Asia. This parking spot is in a development called Mount Nicholson, which houses some of the most expensive houses in all of Asia. Right. So for context, this place, if you rented out a place in this complex, per month you'd pay $300,000 per month. A month? Meaning, I've done the math, I've done the math. To winter? You'd pay around $3.5 million a year

to rent. In rent? In rent. That's how expensive this place is. But the car park has been sold and it went for $1.8 million. For a friggin car park? For a car park.

Okay, so you've just spent $1.8 million on your car park Yes What car are you parking in it? That's a great question See? Because you can't have a car park worth more than the car What's the point? Oh my god, that's so true

You might as well just park it on the street and get the tickets Actually, they would be cheaper Even if tickets cost you $250,000 a year Yeah It'd still be cheap Oh, they'd tell you tow your car wouldn't they And then that's a hassle because you have to go get it Yeah but just don't

This is about mindset mate You don't think about it as getting your car towed You think about it as valet parking You just park it on the street To the total wrong spot Yeah and someone else takes care of it A really bad version of valet Yeah yeah yeah

Just leave the keys in there You're a good sleeper? You're a good sleeper, eh? I'm not too bad, I think. You don't have problems getting to sleep? Very rarely. Very rarely. But you, on the other hand, you're asleep in two seconds.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I could go to a hypnotism show. The issue the hypnotist would have would be waking me back up. That would be my issue. This is for anyone who struggles to get to sleep. It's a sleep hack. These come out every now and then. A sleep expert is given a sleep hack.

And apparently... You have a bottle of vodka before you go to bed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or half a bottle. Drink responsibly. Pack a fat cone. Drink three glasses of red wine. Boom, boom.

Sleep. You've never had such a good sleep. Take a Xanax. You'll snore, but you won't know that you're snoring. Xanax? Knock you right out. No, the key to a good sleep, according to the sleep expert, is hot shower before bed. Hot shower.

Really? Hot, hot, hot shower. They say to get optimal sleep, your body needs to be 36 degrees Celsius. Your body, not the room. Your body needs to be at 36 degrees. So your bedding is important. What you wear to bed is important. But hop in a hot-ass shower just beforehand,

and it will open your blood vessels. They'll dilate. Your pores will open, and you'll heat up like a Savoy in a pot. And then you can hop into bed, and that's the key. Whenever I am at home and i'm cold especially lately because it is cold at the moment yeah or getting colder yeah i have a hot shower yeah to make myself feel better yeah and then how your sleep's been after that well i usually then

stay up watch about six episodes of something on netflix and then i eat something at about 11 o'clock no no and then and then i And then I usually like- You need another shower. Oh, so I have to shower twice in one night? Start combining your routines. Get a waterproof TV in the shower and start eating some shower-appropriate food like banana. Bananas are fine for the shower. Is banana- there's a topic. So what is shower-appropriate?

Spaghetti? Well, the food needs to be waterproof. Oh, spaghetti? No, spaghetti's not waterproof. The sauce will run. But spaghetti gets cooked in water. No, but the sauce will run. No. Banana, apple. Apple's good. Well, the food needs to be waterproof. No, spaghetti's not waterproof. The sauce will run. Spaghetti gets cooked in water. No, but the sauce will run. No.

Banana, apple. Apple's good. Yeah, yeah. Beer. We all know a shower beer's appropriate. Oh, a shower beer. See, now you combine a hot, hot shower with shower beers. Yeah.

Boom, sleep time. And a banana, you're good to go. That's a different story. Yeah. Yeah. Don't slip Where'd the banana go? There's a

A new day spa That's just opened I'm not a big day spa person You're a big day spa person? I hate being touched Yeah Like strangers I'm keen for a massage

But after about an hour and a half It starts feeling indulgent And you know what? Sometimes I look at that stuff On the day spa And they're like We're gonna put rocks In hot fire And then we're going to throw them on your back. What's up with that hot rock mess?

And I look at that and I'm like, is that relaxing? So how much do you charge me for that rock? I want someone to cause themselves arthritis because they're working my back so hard with thumbs. What about when they're like, jump into this I'm paying for. Jump into this mud-full pit that other people have been in. Cover yourself. Lather yourself. Hey, hey, don't you come for the mud. That's my heritage.

And then we'll wrap you up in plastic. Hey, that's all we got, mate. You leave the mud alone. And then we'll throw the hot rocks on you. Relaxing. My hometown's built on that shit. No, the type of day spa that's just launched is a Harry Styles day spa.

Watermelon sugar high. Ooh, a watermelon sugar facial. A watermelon body scrub is available to you. Of course it is. The Abbey Hotel in Redditch, which is where Harry Styles was born, has opened a Harry Styles day spa. No

word on whether it's actually approved by Harry Styles. They could be about to get sued. They're going to get sued. But if you want to go and have a Harry Styles day spa, pretty not bad. What happens there? Why is it a Harry Styles day spa? Okay, I'll tell you what happens first and then I'll give you the price. So there are Harry Styles scented candles that are said to smell,

they burn the whole time you're there, but are said to smell exactly like Harry Styles. And what does he smell like? Well, according to the Abbey Hotel, he smells like Tom Ford's tobacco vanilla fragrance, essential oils, spice and honey. I don't know. It doesn't say who sniffed him to get that recipe.

That sounds about right. Remember that time I sniffed Jeremy Wells He smells about like that too He smells like hard wood He smells like sandalwood And puppies And new puppy smell Back to Harry Styles There's no Jeremy Wells day spa yet

There should be There's a Harry Styles facial That sounds rude That sounds rude day spa yet. There should be. There's a Harry Styles facial. That sounds rude. That sounds rude. Harry Styles would not approve the Harry Styles facial. Well, maybe he would. Unless he's doing it.

And like I said, there's a watermelon body scrub available. And the whole time you're there, Harry Styles playlist is playing the whole time at the day spa. I mean, I love Harry Styles. I think his music's great. You know when you go to a day

spa, it's not really lyrical. It's not playlist time. It's not pop music. You want that windy chime shit playing in the background. You want the forest rain on the rocks. You want someone playing a pan flute. And a waterfall in the forest playlist. Not this someone playing a pan float. And a waterfall in the forest playlist. Not this.

No disrespect to the great man. Throw some hot rocks on there. For the Harry Styles Day Spa experience, you can have all of that for the low, low price of $140. What do you get? A candle. Oh, God. This is good for you, Brie.

I've got some dog news. Actually, this is actually dog fashion news. What does that mean? Snoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg's released a new fashion line. It means it's fashion for dogs, you big dummy. What about Snoop Dogg? Don't ask stupid questions, all right?

I mean, I just came up with a pretty good alternative. What is dog fashion news? It's very clearly a story about- Don't call me a dummy, you big prick. It's apparel for your dog, okay? You have a dog, a small dog called Whitney Houston. Your dog also has a grass allergy. She does.

Speaking of big dummies, she's a dog who's allergic to grass. It's not her fault. She can't help it. It's not her fault. And I know a lot of dog owners suffer from this. Particularly in Auckland. There's something about Auckland's grass, that Kaikiuia,

which really irritates the paws. Yeah, bloody crappy grass here in Auckland. So this fashion news is particularly good for you and Whitney the dog and any other dog that has a grass allergy. They have just launched the perfect product for these dogs. Bree, please feast your eyes on dog Crocs. Crocs for dogs.

Why are we talking about this? Because they're a good thing for dogs. Why do people do this? Why? Because dog Crocs. Dogs aren't going to wear crocs. If anyone's going to wear crocs, it's a crocodile. Or a nurse.

Or a nurse or someone in hospitality. That's it. Or Gen Z. Gen Z are big on crocs. No, Gen Z aren't even cool enough to block crocs. Anastasia wants white crocs. She wants some crocs. No, Anastasia.

Anyway, that's not about Anastasia. She's not going to wear dog crocs. Your dog has the ability to wear dog Crocs. They don't look comfortable. They're available now. That's a good point that you raised, Brie. According to the manufacturer of dog Crocs, you should not let your dog wear them on walks.

Then what is the point of dog Crocs? That's from the manufacturer. They're intended as casual footwear that your dog can wear around the house. You know what they would end up as? It would end up as a chew toy that my dog would probably swallow. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a bad idea as well. But, yeah.

You know what they would be good for? What? When Whitney goes on heat, if I just put her in a pair of those, no dog's going to look twice at it. Well, there you go. Multi-purpose dog fashion news. Contraception. Born for dog.

Either that or some Gen Z dog's going to come along and hump her. I stumbled across this show over the weekend. My parents were still here. And you know what I love? I love on Netflix the top 10. That just happens when you say Netflix by the way.

No, it's about context. If you say it in context. Like if you say I was watching... Netflix. And I love the top 10 because normally most stuff in there is pretty good because it's majority rules. And at the moment, this show- I hate digging for shows. Yeah, it's the worst.

I need them recommended. This show's number one in New Zealand. It's number one in American Netflix and a bunch of other countries around the world. And the coolest part is it was filmed right here in New Zealand. All right, you got my attention. What's the show? Very cool. It's called Sweet Tooth, and it's based on a set

of comics and it tells the story of an 11 year old boy named Gus who's half boy half deer. I know it sounds weird. You're losing me. It's in a post apocalyptic world where there's a virus that kills heaps of people and then these hybrid babies come to life.

Anyway, here's a little bit of the trailer. Once upon a time, bad people ruled the earth. So nature made everyone sick. And then a miracle happened. They called them hybrids. Your kind. We have reason to believe that you are harboring an animal child. Which half of them is deer?

The top half or the bottom half? No, so they're all different. So the boy, the main boy, Gus, he just has antlers and deer ears. Oh, yeah. Oh, I've seen the poster for this. Yeah, it's amazing. Anyway, I didn't realise it was filmed here in New Zealand. It was one of the only shows that was allowed to go.

Filmed through COVID. Yeah, exactly. Right. Anyway, so there's quite a lot of, you know, backgrounds and stuff where I was like, God, this looks familiar. Yeah. It wasn't till an episode I watched last night and a character on the show sparked my attention because we know them.

We know someone in the show. We know someone in the show. We know someone in the show. Okay. I've taken a piece of audio of this character. Yeah. And I want to see if you can guess who this person is. Call me Judy. We used to work together.

She saved my life. I already know who it is. Let's play a second clip. Her mother found me. I know who it is. Took care of me, nursed me back. Let me stay here with her. Play the last clip. I know who this is. Let's play a singing clip. Her mother found me. I know it is. Took care of me, nursed me back. Let me stay here with her. Play the last clip.

I know who this is. Came back to check on her here when the sick started. Found people ransacking the place. I tried to stop them, but they left me for dead. Who is that? That is star of the strip

and the lady who lives across the road from me, celebrity Treasure Island, Jodie Rimmer. That is correct. I literally thought I was going crazy last night. I was like, God, that looks like Jodie Rimmer. Wait a minute, that's my friend Jodie Rimmer.

That's like when I realized that Jodie Rimmer lives across the road from me. I was like, man, that lady looks like Jodie Rimmer. Wait a second, that is Jodie Rimmer. I messaged her on Instagram and I said, just casually sitting here watching the top show on Netflix here in New Zealand and you're bloody on it. I said, amazing work. She goes, thanks, mate.

Such a blast. It's trending all over the world at the moment. Hoping for a season two. What a flex. She's going to be on Celebrity Treasure Island season three. Hope so. At this rate, she's an even bigger celebrity. She's great two. What a flex. She's going to be on Celebrity Treasure Island season three. Hope so. At this rate, she's an even bigger celebrity. She's great television.

Free and Clint. There is a pre-workout trend going around at the moment, which the name itself should be enough to put you off, a pre-workout trend. It's that stuff that literally, I've had it before. I've had pre-workout the one time that I exercised. It makes you feel like you're on some sort of crazy drug.

Because you are. Because it is, right? I used to take it all the time. I used to go to the gym quite a lot and I would take it every time. When I stopped taking it, and I would take it before I played rugby too, when I stopped taking it, I was not very good at the gym. And that's when I realised that what I was doing...

You weren't very good at what else? What? Not going to the gym. No. What? Rugby. Oh, yeah, well. Weirdly, the pre-workout didn't help much with the rugby.

Oh, did it? Just helped with the gym stuff. The trend, pre-workout trend is called dry scooping. That doesn't sound good. It started on Reddit. It's now happening on TikTok. And dry scooping is just where you eat a scoop of dry workout, pre-workout, a dry scoop.

You know, as I've learned in life, nothing is good when you raw dog it. It's not. It's true. That's what people are doing. Moisture. Moisture is the essence of life. Exactly.

And they're raw dogging their pre-workout. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why dry shampoo is a scam too. Look at producer Anastasia. What, are you doing that with your pre-workout. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why dry shampoo is a scam too. Look at producer Anastasia. What, are you doing that with your pre-workout, are you? Anastasia is someone who would take pre-workout. No.

You do work out. Do you take pre-workout? No, I would never say that. My mum said never consume anything that has all those too many scientific words that you can't understand. Oh, that's a great point. That's a great point, Anastasia. Would you like to hear some of the scientific words involved in pre-workout?

Yes. I'd love to hear you try and read them. There's been an issue with this dry scooping and I'll tell you about it in a second. But here's what,

I've just gone to one of the biggest supplement websites in the country and I've clicked on the top pre-workout supplement just to get a random one. Here are some of the ingredients.

L-citrulline malatate, beta alanine. That's definitely my favourite alanine. And a docinine 5 triphosphatate disonium. Caffeine. Finally, one that we know. Caffeine. Oh wait, I've got the list here. MDMA. Chlorine.

There's chlorine in it. As in what goes in your pool. No, there's not. Is there bleach? There's the Chlorine As in what goes in your pool No there's not Is there bleach? There's theacrine Oh yummy yummy There's English walnut extract Yum I love a bit of extract

There's satsuma orange concentrate Yummy And then there's also Beta cryptothiaxanine Oh that stuff's expensive Because it is crypto And hubazine A Not hubazine B

Hubazine So that not Hubazine B. Hubazine. So that's what's in your pre-workout supplement. Someone's done the dry, dry, what do they call it? Dry dogging. Dry scoop. Yeah, dry dogging. Someone's dry dogged it, gone to the gym, felt the prickly skin, Googled it.

They said prickly skin means it's working. They're like, sweet, I'll keep going. Had a shower afterwards. Ended up having a heart attack. You're kidding me. Shaking, shaking, shaking. What was going on? They had a heart attack. Well, there you go.

If that's not a big sign that you shouldn't do it, I don't know what is. If you're on your way to F45 right now, maybe half a scoop. Like I said, raw dogging it never ends well. Free and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, here we go. Birthday Banger for a Thursday. We'll take three people's birthdays and we'll figure out what was number one on their 16th. Let's start with Melissa. Hi, Melissa. Hey, Mel. Hi.

Hi, guys. How are you, mate? Good. That's good. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? So it's the 15th of November, 1978. All right, Mel.

You were 16 in 1994 on the 15th of November. And here's your birthday banger. Oh, my God. What do you mean, oh, my God? This is timeless. It's not Nigel. 1994 feels like it could have come out my God, this is timeless. The Cotton Eye Joe. 1994 feels like it could have come out just yesterday, Melissa. Exactly.

Yeah, right. Don't worry, Melissa. Little Nas X will remix that and it'll become super popular again. Perfect. Okay, let's do one for Debbie. Hi, Debbie. Hi, Deb. Hi.

What's your birthday, mate? It is the 22nd of July, 1979. Right, you were 16 in 1995 on the 22nd of July. And in 95, this had a number one hit. I'll be there for you. Whoa. As we have seen in the last week or so, that song became number one due to the success of the show Friends.

That's crazy. Yeah. No TV show themes do that. No. What TV show themes go to the top of the chart? I can't think of another one. Breaking Bad? No.

Deb, were you a big Friends fan? Yeah, definitely. Yeah. The Big Bang Theory theme? How high did that chart? I hate that theme so much. The whole universe was in a... Debbie,

are you a fan of the Big Bang Theory? Yes. Oh, she is. Should we play that song for you? Don't lie, Debbie. Let's get one more for...

No. Let's get one more for Amanda. Hi, Amanda. G'day, Amanda. Hey, guys. How are you? Great.ay, Amanda. Hey, guys.

How are you? Great. How are you guys? Very good. Thanks for coming on with us. What's your birthday? My birthday is the 8th of May, 1991. All right.

You were 16 in 2007 on the 8th of May. And here's your birthday banger. Hey, hey, you, you. I don't like your girlfriend. No way, no way. I think you need a new one. Hey, hey, you, you birthday banger. Banger! What a tune. That's a straight vibe from Avril Lavigne. Yeah.

It's got really good energy. You like it, Amanda? Does it sum you up as a 16-year-old? Were you wearing a plaid miniskirt and fishnet stockings on your arms? You know it. I went through that phase. I'm still going through that phase. Okay, tough decision. Melissa got Cod and I, Jo.

Debbie got the French theme and Amanda got Avril Lavigne. I like them all too. I don't know what I'm going to pick. I'm going to wait for you. Are we a bit friends-ed out? Yeah, maybe. I'm kind of at friend saturation at the moment. I still love that song. But I love it. Yeah, I'm going to wait for you. Are we a bit friends-ed out? Yeah, maybe. I'm kind of at friends saturation at the moment.

I still love that song. But I love it. Yeah, I know, Debbie. Sorry. Debbie's like, oh, come on, guys. I reckon, I reckon,

because tomorrow's Friday Jams and I'm sure Avril Lavigne's going to get played. I reckon we go Cotton Eye Joe. This is unusual for you.

This is left field from you. Yeah, we'll take advantage of it because it may never happen again. Yeah, I am going to take advantage of it. I'm going Cotton Eye Joe. Mel, we'll take advantage of it because it may never happen again. Yeah, I am going to take advantage of it. I'm going Cotton Eye Joe. Mel, you've won.

Yes, thanks guys. Here we go. Straight out of 1994. Don't say thank you to us, Mel. Say thank you to Ross Boss. He's going to kill us. He's not listening today. This is the perfect timing. Where did you come from? Where did you go?

Where did you come from? Cotton Eye Joe. ZDM, Brie and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger today from the Rednecks, Cotton Eye Joe. No, and Clint's not being awful. That's the name of the group. Yeah, that's literally the name of the group. They knew their audience when they released that song, right? Yeah, I mean, did they have any other hits?

No. What do you mean, did they have any other hits? I don't know. They could have. You name another redneck's hit off the top of your head. I'm drinking from the bottle and it's raining in Tennessee. Sleeping in my truck. Sleeping in my truck.

Slash the tires of my ex. Yeah, actually, that was a banger, huh? Yeah, that was a banger. Bree and Clint. That's Olivia Rodrigo on ZM in Deja Vu. Bree and Clint. Have you ever thought about the concept of what a backhanded compliment actually is? Yeah, and I'm the kind of person who it takes a little bit of time for it to sink in.

So I only get the compliment bit at the start. And then it's not until after the fact and I've gone, thank you, that I realise, wait a second. That was a bit of a backhanded compliment. That was an insult wrapped in a compliment. I feel like we should rattle a few off so people really understand kind of what we're talking about. You should know if you're receiving a backhanded compliment. Give us an example.

An example of a backhanded compliment. That shirt makes you look so thin. Oh, what? So you're saying I'm not thin unless I'm wearing this shirt. Is that what you're saying? Your new hairstyle actually, Clint, makes you look a lot younger. Oh, what? So I look old.

I looked old before this. You know, I actually got that said to me the other day when I shaved. They're like, oh, my God, you look so young when you shave. And I was like, again, like I said, I just take the compliment at first. I was like, thank you. That's backhanded compliment. Someone said to me the other day, wow, you're way thinner in person than what I thought. And I was like, ouch, but also thanks.

What about, you know what? You're not as, we get this, you're not as annoying in real life. Yeah, no, that's good. That's good. What about, don't worry, you've got different talents. Oh, yeah. Meaning, you suck at this. That's one that parents give their kids.

They're like, if there's a really successful kid in the family, they're like, mum, why does so-and-so get all the attention? They go, baby, you're good at different things. You're like, what things? And mum's like, don't put me on the spot. What about? Don't do this. Excuse me.

I need time to think about this. I've had this exact conversation With my mum Yeah Backhanded compliments Anything You guys received Any backhanded compliments

I haven't received any But I had a thought of one earlier And it was just something Along the lines of Oh my god That's such a nice t-shirt It's so bold of you to wear that Yeah

It's so bold in you Or brave Oh my god I could never pull that off You're so brave Giving that a go Hang on Why am I

Yeah Anastasia Backhanded compliments The one I get every now and then Is I just love her I could never pull that off. You're so brave giving that a go. Hang on. Why am I? Yeah. Anastasia, backhanded compliments? The one I get every now and then is, I just love how you don't care what people think. That takes a real special person. You know what I really dislike is when people are shocked that you're good at something and they're like, oh my God, I didn't think you had that in you.

You know? And they're like pretty much being like, wow, didn't expect you had that in you. You know? And they're like, pretty much being like, wow, didn't expect you to be good at anything. I thought you were a big fat dum-dum, but you're actually mildly capable. There you go. There you go, backhanded compliments. They're everywhere, everyone.

But the good thing is if you don't look too deeply into them, you can just live off the compliment. Live in bliss. Interesting study around holidays, because obviously people are going to start thinking about that more. In bliss. Bree and Clint. Interesting study around holidays, because obviously people are going to start thinking about that more. Yeah. I saw we might be getting a travel bubble with New Caledonia before the end of the year.

Yeah. Okay, I haven't seen that yet. How good would that be? I mean, I've never been to New Caledonia. Was that on your list? No, it wasn't even on the list. But at this stage, I'm just keen to go somewhere. Well, put it on the list.

At this stage, there are parts of Australia that are looking exciting. Excuse you. That is so rude. There's a study that's been released which talks about British people and who they'd rather go on a holiday with. Oh, yeah. Their significant other. Or Meghan Markle.

Or Meghan Markle. No, or their pets. Oh. Oh. And the results are quite interesting. The study says that 69% of Brits would rather go on a staycation with their pet rather than their other half. They're very British. Like, that sounds like the most British stat.

British people, to me, are the people who invented separate beds in your marriage. You reckon? I reckon, yeah. I reckon British people are the people who decided, you know what, we should have single beds in the same room because we're married, but let's have single beds. So I'm not surprised they've chosen to go on holiday with their cat or their turtle. It's quite interesting because it says here they also surveyed them about whether or not, you know, if they could go on a holiday

but their pets weren't allowed to come because obviously not all places allow pets. And some cats don't travel well. No, they don't. Most people said they'd rather stay home. If they couldn't take their pet. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I was worried you would be that person when you got a dog, that you wouldn't be able to go anywhere without the dog. No, you're not. No. But I think you were at risk of being that person. I'm at risk of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This holiday we've got coming up later in the year,

where you're going to the South Island. Yes. I just assumed the dog would be going. No. No, good. It's good. Not going. It's good.

We need a holiday. Yeah, we need a holiday from the kids as well. need a break yeah exactly right exactly right take a break yeah um it's it's quite interesting though would you like would you rather yeah hypothetically would you ever pick your cats over your significant other no you know that's i know that you you're like why are you asking me that? That's a stupid question. I reckon there's people out there that would maybe pick their pet. You know what?

You know what? There's very little difference. They both love to ignore me. They're both sick of my shit. And they both shed a lot of hair in the bathroom. And neither of them want me to touch them. So, you know. Same, same.