ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 10th June 2022

Episode Date: June 10, 2022

Bree's confession Questionable bathroom trend.... Elvis Fridayoke!! Items banned from Love Island villa See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Alright, are you ready? Hey everybody, what's up? We're back. We're back. Hello everyone, it's me, Rita Orr is back too. Hey guys, how are you? If there are any English women in here, please go away.

There's no palms in the podcast, okay? I had some bloody right big nights in Germany, I'll tell you that for free. I have a bit of news. I don't know where that was going. I have a bit of news for Rita Ora in the room. Yeah, what have you got for me?

I have a wee look at the podcast contestants today and one of them is your favourite accent. Is it someone from Squalane, is it? Turf and Aberdeenshire. Oh, God, bloody way. All right, enough accents.

Unless, unless, unless, unless someone's willing to do Chinese today. Bro, let's stop that. Stop today. Bro, that's... Stop that. Stop it. It's not a funny gag. It's not a gag. That's a terrible gag. That's really bad.

Korean? No. What is wrong with you? Just because you jump over the border doesn't mean it's suddenly acceptable. Does Korea border China? I don't believe that it does. Which half of Korea? It does.

I don't know. If we're talking North Korea, yes. North Korea does. I literally only do Scottish, British, Dutch, China. I don't believe that it does. Which half of Korea? It does. I don't know. I don't know if we're talking North Korea, yes. I literally only do Scottish, British, Dutch and German because I'm all of those things. Let's keep ourselves safe, everybody, and move straight into an international birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

It's Bree and Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. Yup. This is where we take your birthdays that you've submitted on our Bree and Clint podcast fan page. Which, by the way, thank you for your Top Gun name suggestions. We haven't got to them yet. We will do them next week.

We'll do that on Monday. But we're loving the suggestions. Keep them coming through. First up is Connor Ban from Galway in Ireland. It's the Galway girl. He's a Galway girl. And a pretty little Galway girl. I wonder if you say Ban. Probably don't. You say Barn, probably. Connor Barn. Connor Barn. From Galway girl. He's a Galway girl. And a pretty little Galway girl. I wonder if you say Ben.

Probably don't. You say Barn, probably. Connor Barn. Connor Barn. From Galway. You were born on the 28th of March, 1980, which means you were

16 in 1996. And Connor, we've looked it up and this is your birthday banger. You were my strength when I was weak. You were my strength.

You were my voice when I couldn't speak. Oh! You were my strength when I was weak. You were my voice when I couldn't speak. You were my eyes when I couldn't see. You saw the pain that was in me. Lifting me up when I couldn't breathe. She is just amazing. I got every single lyric wrong in that. Remember me and you when we saw her live? Oh, it was amazing. And then on the way home, that guy did me and you when we saw her live? Oh, it was amazing.

And then on the way home, that guy did the biggest power track we've ever seen in our life on Queen Street. And I was like, whoa, look at that. And I almost walked into it. And then he tried to fight me. Yeah, it was weird, eh? It was the strangest thing. I was like, please stay away from us. Okay, birthday banger for Gordon Sharp.

Originally from Turriff. Turriff in Scotland. And they've been in Scotland. In Aberdeen, Scotland. But you don't have to do the accent because he now lives in Perth, Western Australia. Oh, well, g'day, mate. True blue Gordon from Perth, Western Australia. I'm not sure you need to put on an Australian accent. Oh, right.

I feel like it's built in. Gordon would like it. He'd get it, yeah. Gordon, you were born on the 2nd of April, 1981, which means you were 16 in 1997, and on your 16th birthday, this was number one. How back in is Gwen Stefani's fashion sense? She is, eh?

Her No Doubt era fashion. People laughed. They laughed at her Well no no She was on trend at the time Was she? Yeah definitely Like baggy cargo pants

And a Fishnets And a crop top I just picture her wearing Those fishnet arm things No that was Avril That was later Oh that was Avril

That was pop punk That was a little bit later I'm just saying Her 90s chic Is very Back I feel Very 90s now is very back, I feel. Very 90s now. Not a few times been around that trap,

so I think it's going to happen like that. She ain't no hollaback girl era. Ain't no hollaback girl. No doubt era. Anyway, let's do one more for Chris Lee from Horrocks Beach in Western Australia. Cursed? Is it cursed?

Cursed Lee? Cursed Lee. Man, that is a confusing name. Cursed Lee. Not Cursed E. Cursed Lee. Cursed Lee. Man, that is a confusing name. Cursed Lee. Not Cursed E. Cursed Lee. Cursed Lee. Yeah.

Two names. Yeah, two names. Cursed, you were born on the 25th of November, 1993, which means you were 16 in 2009, and here is your birthday banger. Another banger. I literally was saying today how this woman had the perfect pop sounding voice for this time. Yeah.

And it just blew up. And just before her, the perfect voice, I feel like it was Brandon Flowers from The Killers. Yes. He has such an incredible pop star voice. Such a great sounding pop voice. And then it was all Lady Gaga for ages. Okay, surely no one other than Celine Dion is winning today. Yeah, I'll go with that, Celine Dion. For Connor.

All the way over there in Ireland. Can you let us know, Connor, if you know who the Galway girl is that Ed Sheeran's talking about himself? Yeah, is she hot? Galway girl, sorry. Galway? Galway. Not sure.

Pretty little Galway girl. The Irish rugby team are here to play the All Blacks in a couple of weeks too, so let's go. Enjoy your weekend, everybody, and enjoy the podcast. We'll see you back next week

on The Brian Clint Show bye you're the one who held me up never let me fall you're the one who saw me through through it all

you were my strength when I was weak you were my hope when I could I. You were my voice when I couldn't speak. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim. What time is it? No! What a way to start the weekend!

Zed Ams, Brinkley. It was a... What a way to start the weekend indeed. Happy Friday, everyone. I was just on hold to the bank before. Oh, yes. And I was on hold for quite a long time. They said, due to COVID-19, your wait time is expected to be between 20 and 29 minutes. It was 26 minutes, but you know what I liked about it?

I've never had this before. The automated system gave me a choice of what sort of hold music I'd like. Oh, that's interesting. What did you pick? It said press one for New Zealand music. I bet you picked jazz. No, well, that wasn't an option. I would have.

I would have. It said one for New Zealand music, which is the classic. They just put on Nature's Best. And press two for easy listening. Well, what I really want to know is what were you on the bank for? What were you on the phone to the bank for? You buying another Audi. You're going to make it a duo.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like 21 Savage. I've got a 12-car garage, but I've only got six cars. But you don't even actually have a garage at home? No, they're all outside getting pooed on. And by all of them, I mean my Volkswagen and my Hyundai. I'm like 21 Savage except way less savage. You know, just more relatable.

In news for me, I found out last night, and I'm super pumped, that my mum, Mama Di, is flying into New Zealand as we speak. That's crazy. I know. That's such a great surprise. She wanted it to be a big surprise and then turns out there was no one to pick her up from the airport so they had to tell me about it so I could pick her up.

Well, I've got a surprise for you. What? Bring her in, everybody. Oh, Brianna! She's not here. Nah, just kidding. She's currently over the Tasman Sea. She would be somewhere in the sky, yes. So I can't wait to see her. You'll probably hear from her next week on the show. She'll be co-hosting.

Yeah, she will. Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint, that's Christina Aguilera and Dirty. Wouldn't she be great at Friday Jams Live? Oh! Can you imagine Christina Aguilera headlining Friday Jams Live? Stop it. Genie in the bottle she opens with.

Yeah. And then she slowly moves. She goes into What A Girl Wants. And then she slowly moves. She goes into what a girl wants. And then she slowly moves into a dirty back catalogue. And she finishes Candyman era. Oh, fantastic. Friday Jams Live is back this November. The festivals are on.

We will have your details coming very soon, including a line-up. Now it's time for Tradie vs. Lady. Free and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. All Cleanse. Tradie vs Lady. Right, here we go. Last game of the week. Score update for people playing at home. The Tradie's sitting at 51.

The Lady's 37. Our Lady's here. She's 28. She's from the Garden City and she's currently pregnant. Pregante. Welcome to the show, Alice. G'day, Alice.

How many weeks are we talking? 28. Oh, yeah. Getting closer. Getting closer. How many weeks are we talking? 28. Oh, yeah. Getting closer. Getting closer. Decent way along. Do you know the sex of the baby? No, it's going to be a surprise.

Ooh, fun. You didn't do one of those gender reveal birthday cakes? No, no. It's going to be a surprise. Oh, have you thought about doing the burnout gender reveal? Oh, gender reveal burnout, yeah. I'm not quite broken enough for that. I'll do it when it comes time for me, Alice,

and you can enjoy watching the video. It's me, Dan Trady. He's 58, so he's got experience on his side. He's from Greymouth, and he's picking up the grandkids from school as we speak. Welcome to the show, Dave. Yes, Dave. How many are you wrangling this afternoon,

Dave? Just two? Down in Greymouth. Party in the mouth. Nice, Dave. Alright. Dave, your buzzer is tradie. Alice, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one.

Massive news today. We were just talking about it. The announcement of Friday Jams Live. It's coming back. Name one of the artists that has played at Friday Jams Live in the past. Evening. Ready? Yes, Dave.

Yeah, go for it, Dave. Damn it in. Not quite. Oh, great guess, though, Dave. He would be a great one. Do you want to have a stab in the dark, Alice? Let's go Christina Aguilera. No, unfortunately not. No, though, Dave. He would be a great one. Do you want to have a stab in the dark, Alice? Let's go Christina Aguilera.

No, unfortunately not. We want her, though. We want her. No, we would have taken Neo, Usher. Black Eyed Peas, Jenna Jackson. All the greats. I mean, so many people. Basically, everyone except Eminem and Christina Aguilera. Both great guesses, though, guys.

Don't get disheartened by that. Question number two. No points to anyone. Carlos Spencer has been named as one of the fighters in the upcoming Fight for Life boxing bout. What national team did Carlos Spencer once play for? Dave. Blues.

Blues is not a national team, unfortunately. Alice, you want to have a guess? Pass. You want to pass? We only have one national team. Take a stab. Pass. You want a pass? We only have one national team. Take a stab, Alice. They're all blacks. Yeah, well done.

You got it. Who else is it going to be? Well done, Alice. Question number three. Happy wedding day to Britney Spears. She got married to her partner, Sam Asghari. Who did she kiss in that iconic pop culture moment from the 2003 VMAs? Ladies.

Yes, Alice. Justin Timberlake. No. She kissed two ladies. Do you want to have a guess, Dave? Dave? I don't know. Big time pop star.

Huge pop star. Probably from around your era, your heyday, Dave. Dolly Parton. That would be good, but no. I would pay good money to see that, Dave. It was Madonna. Oh, Christina Aguilera kissed Madonna as well, didn't she? Yeah, they both kissed Madonna.

Right, okay, yeah. All right, guys, no points to anyone. Still one to the ladies. Question number four. It's Super Rugby Finals weekend. Name one team playing in the semis. Ladies. Yes, Alice.

Well done. Oh, she's on the money with these rugby questions. You're back on board, Alice. Two to the ladies. Here we go. Question number five. Buzz in, guys, if you can tell me who sings this song. Alice, for the win.

Usher. No, Dave. Nah, still us. Poor Dave. Dave's like, all these questions, not cool. That was Neo. That was Neo. That was a tough one.

All right, still two to the ladies. Question number six. Who is bigger, a woman who stands at 5'7 inches tall or a man who stands at 1 metre 75 centimetres tall? Ladies. Ellis. Women. Women.

This is such a tough one. It's the ladies. It is the man. It's the man. I mean, it's a very close one. It's the lady. Yeah. It is the man. It's the man. I mean, it's a very close one. It's like a couple of centimetres. It's five centimetres difference. Not many centimetres.

All right, question number seven. Seven. Here we go. Alice, can you just get this one so we can wrap the game up, please? All right, here we go. For sure. What is 12 times 12? 144.

Buzz in, Alice. Ladies. Alice, what's the answer? 144. She's got it. Jesus Christ. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.

Oh, guys, I think that was my favourite game of tradie versus lady this week. Bree and Clint. Something, I'm not going to say I got caught out in a lie. Right. But I got caught out in a lie. Right. But I got caught out by my partner. It's not a lie. Is it a half truth?

It was something I was trying to hide. Were you withholding the truth? I never talked about it. Right. But it was something I was trying to hide. Okay. But you know what? I think I'm not alone. I think a lot of people do this thing. This is what cheaters say when they get caught cheating. They go, I didn't lie to you because you never asked

me if I was cheating. You just didn't ask the right questions. It's something I've done. We've never talked about it, but I've been caught out. Go on then. I've been caught out. Just save space. Go for it. So last night, look, my partner says, look, I've already had dinner. I've been out for dinner because we get home quite late after 7 o'clock.

Do you want to just eat leftovers here or what do you want to do? And I said, oh, don't worry about it. I'll organise something for myself. Okay, yeah. So anyway, I was driving home last night after work and with this in mind, I was like. So she text you that before you got home? Yes.

Okay, cool. Yeah, yeah. So you had the chance to organise yourself some dinner? I knew she was going out to dinner. Oh, right. And then I was like, oh, I'm going to have to organise myself dinner. I hadn't thought about it until I was already at work and I was on my way home and I thought, what am I going to do for dinner?

I mean, I could just, I could, I mean, I could just stop in at KFC. Yum. I mean, I could just go through the drive-thru. And treat yourself dinner. And treat myself. Yeah, yeah, why not? You know, order weeknight, rebel. Yeah, isn't that what they say?

Don't have dinner? The colonel's got you covered. Exactly, and get some KFC. And then I remember my partner said, look, we have leftovers that need to be eaten. Clint, they need to be eaten. Right. So I pulled into the driveway of KFC and I went through that drive-thru and I got myself a Zinger burger combo like I always do with coleslaw on the side.

Yeah, well done. And then I thought, right, how am I going to play this out? I can, you know, just be honest, walk in and say I'm treating myself. I've got KFC for dinner, you know. I'm a grown-up. You're an adult. You can do that. I'm a grown-up.

Or I could do the other option and drive home, park in the driveway, eat it in my car and put it in the bin. I did the second option because I just didn't want the drama. You know, I just didn't want to explain myself. I didn't want to feel bad about myself. So there's a few ways to get caught in this situation, and I hope you dealt with them. You need to eat or at least drive with the windows down

because next time they get in your car, they'll go, why does it smell like KFC? Yes, yes. You need to put the rubbish at the bottom of the wheelie bin because otherwise next time they take the rubbish out, they'll go, why is the bin full of KFC? Yes, I didn't think that through, did I? The other thing you have to cover is the leftovers.

So what did you do? Did you eat the leftovers as well? Did you have two dinners? I mean, who doesn't love two dinners? Am I right? Did you manage to have two dinners? Am I right, guys, who doesn't love two dinners? I ate part of the leftovers, yes.

Yeah. And I thought I'd gotten away with my crime because I ate the KFC in the driveway and then I put it in the bin, like our outdoor bin. Yeah. It was bin day the day before that, so there was nothing in that bin. I didn't think about that.

I just thought, I've gotten away with this. My hands are clean. Put the rubbish in that bin. I didn't think about that. I just thought, I've gotten away with this. My hands are clean. Put the rubbish in the bin, went inside, had a little bit of leftovers, which I struggled to get through the leftovers. You were full of Zingerberger. I was quite full. But, you know, I did it. I took one for the team.

And it wasn't until this morning, Clint, that my partner came inside and I saw the look that I was thrown when she returned inside and she had just put the rubbish outside. And she said to me, do you have anything to tell me? And I thought I'd forgotten at this point. I'd been done with it. That memory was gone. It was gone from my brain. I was like, that's out.

And I looked at her and I said, nah. She said, you sure? And that's when I'd realised I'd been caught. Yeah. You fell for, that's one of the, like I said to you, that's one of the cardinal rules. I was so close, Clint. I was right there.

Rookie. I thought I'd made away scot-free, left my hands clean, but no. So you are a cheater. It's a cheat meal situation. Hey, I mean, it'd be nice if I could have went out for dinner. Didn't get an invite. Well, you just put your foot in it straight away because you weren't honest from the start.

You just need to go back like an adult and go, screw your leftovers, I'm having K-fry. Sometimes things are better kept to yourself. Look, guys, I've confessed. I've been caught out. I put my hand up and I say I'm guilty. You're a big... I'm a big secret eater, okay?

Look, the other night, it was last night, my partner said, going out for dinner, there's leftovers at home if you want to eat the leftovers. And I said, yeah, yeah, leftovers will be fine. And on the way home, I changed my mind, okay? I changed my mind. I pulled into KFC. I got a Zinger Burger combo and I felt bad about it because there was leftovers and I should have ate the leftovers,

but I didn't. I wanted KFC, so I ate it in the driveway and I put the rubbish in the bin, and then I got caught the next morning when the rubbish was taken out. Like a Rocky, you didn't cover your tracks. What an idiot. So we've asked for some professionals to call up. Yes, I want to know how people do it.

Yeah. I want the tips. Are you a secret eater, and how do you get away with it? First person wants to be anonymous. That's very typical of a secret eater. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Is this me? Yeah, it's anonymous. That's very typical of a secret eater. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Is this me?

Yes, it's you. I heard you've got some tips for... Hi, guys. Long-time listener. First time on here. Lovely to have you, Anonymous. So how do you hide your secret meals from your partner? No, it's not me. It's my dad. He hides it from my very staunchly vegetarian vegan stepmother.

Ah, okay. Oh, my God. This is so good, Anonymous. Tell us how he does it. So he has done it many ways. His best one is he pays with cash so that the transaction doesn't show up. Smart. Eats it in the car with the windows down, obviously.

Yeah, I told you. I mean, why didn't I think of that? Drives to a bin uptown somewhere and disposes of the rubbish there. Brilliant. But I think my favourite one was he used to pick up his granddaughter after school and he would bring her home with the KFC and say to my stepmum, she wanted it. Use a decoy.

I'm not going to deprive her. Actually, it was you, Greenbeck. Oh, my God. What a legend. The decoy is my favourite. I mean, who doesn't love a decoy? The cash, I think, was the best tip for me. My dad got busted doing this exact thing.

He was meant to be on a low-cholesterol diet. Mum checked the FPOS statement, and he was picking up a couple of BK cheeseburgers a day from the drive-thru. I mean, you know, it's pretty basic stuff, Mr Roberts. Caitlin, say hi, Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. Hi.

Is it you, Caitlin, that does this sometimes? Yeah, yeah, that's me. So actually it was just yesterday because I was studying for an exam. So I popped down to KFC and got a Zinger Burger meal with the Wicked Wings as well. Oh, that's my favourite, Caitlin. Yeah, they're nice.

I chuck it in the fireplace when I get home. You burn the evidence. Burn the evidence. Caitlin, that's next level, my friend. Do you burn the Wicked Wings bones as well? Yeah, they're burnable. Caitlin, how many times do you think you've had a KFC Inferno in your house?

Oh, God. Too many, too many. Too many. You've got to go back and stir the ashes afterwards as well to make sure there's no label. You're running a chicken crematorium in your house. Do you realise that? Oh, my. Yeah.

Caitlin, you're fantastic. Finally, Lolly's here. Hi, Lolly. Hi, Lolly. Hi. What is it that you're hiding and how do you do it? So my boyfriend found my packet of Tim Tams in the bin and hit me up about it, yeah.

But he thought I'd eaten them in a whole day. But I was, yeah, I was a bit offended because I've actually been hiding them in my underwear drawer for, like, a good week. Yes, Molly. Yes, that's solid. You're like, if you did my washing every once in a while, you might find some treats.

Molly, how many packets of Tim Tams would you say you've hidden in your underwear drawer? Literally, that was the only one and he happened to find them. Yeah, well, that's what you would say, Molly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's coming in with her real name. She has to cover her tracks. Hey, have a great weekend what you would say, Lolly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now we're meant to believe you now. She's coming in with her real name. She has to cover her tracks.

Hey, have a great weekend, Lolly. Thank you very much. To our secret eaters, tips for you are pay cash, burn the evidence, dispose of the evidence off-site,

have a decoy. A kid decoy is good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Windows down. Yeah. Maybe keep a moist towelette in your car to see how they've

done their things. Just, you know, the basics. Time for the later. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest, live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, we spoke about it a couple of weeks ago that Rebel Wilson was pregnant and there was some confusion over if she was in a relationship, if she was doing this with someone else. But now we have more news on her new relationship, Dean.

Very cool. Today, Rebel Wilson came out with her new girlfriend, Ramona Aruma. Now, this is so cool. She did a post on Instagram. It's had hundreds, I think probably in the millions of likes by now. She said this in the quote, I thought I was searching for a prince, but what I needed was a princess. And her gorgeous girlfriend, Ramona, is in the photo with her.

She turned the comments off, but if you go to the comments that her friends have posted, obviously everything is so incredibly positive. What's funny about this is so cool, Ramona had been in many posts with her before. Ramona and her went to the Vanity Fair after party back at the Oscars. If you scroll down, you're going to see Ramona in lots of things. She decided, though, it was now finally time to let the world know who this gorgeous mystery blonde was in all of her photos. And it's just really been so well received in Hollywood.

Oh, my goodness. Well, how different the world is, Dean, from, you know, when Ellen DeGeneres came out. A hundred percent, yeah. You know, what, 20, 20-something years ago. I just think good for her, and if she's with someone that makes her happy, you know, then I don't need to. Is that who she's having the baby with?

Well, we don't know. Are they? Oh, right, okay. We don't know, but I just think if she's with someone that makes her happy, then I don't need to know anything else. No, that's all that matters. Then go for it. I think that hopefully the world is moving towards that attitude too.

Hollywood clearly is. What did you say her name was again, Dean? Ramona Agrumar. She's like a, she's so gorgeous. What does she do? She's a fashion designer, I believe, Dean. Yeah, is that what it is? Something like that, I think.

And owns a fashion company and fashion brand and stuff. There it is. Big news out of Hollywood today from Rupert Wilson. That's the latest with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. brand and stuff. There it is. Yeah. Big news out of Hollywood today from River Wilson. That's the latest with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. I told you before, I've got a hot trend in houses, renovations.

You know, I'm on the pulse of things like this. I'm trendy. Yeah. You should be on the block. I should be on the block. You're so handy with your hands. I should be on the block. You know where people ask me, what's Clint like in real life? I go, oh, he's handy on the block. I should be on the block. You're so handy with your hands. I should be on the block. You know when people ask me, what's Clint like in real life?

I go, oh, he's handy on the tools. Better than being described as handsy. Yeah. If you're listening, Mark Richardson, I'm coming for your job. I've got a puffer vest and a checkered shirt and a pair of Levi's jeans and I'm ready to host the block. I mean, I wouldn't take Mark Richardson on. I feel like, you know, he's short

but he'd be scrappy. You know? He's well resourced too. No, no, no. Let me give you this trend, okay? And I said to you this is a trend that you or anybody listening could pull off in your house this weekend. You could bring your house up to date in a matter of minutes

I think. Okay. The trend is bathroom relations. I said, is it bidets? It's not bidets, no. I mean, I've been a big advocate for the bidet on this show. Remember the time we tried to find a bidet so I could use it? Yeah, we called that bathroom store.

Yeah. And they hung up on us. They said, no, these are display bidets. No, it's much cheaper than installing a bidet. The trend that's taking over houses in Australia and at a very big risk of coming here to New Zealand shortly, bathrooms without doors. Oh, no. No.

No, no, no. Why? Why? Why? The design feature is characteristic of many modern bedroom en-suites. It prioritises aesthetic appeal over privacy. Oh. It says doors are ugly. In the en-suite of all places. Yeah, so while your partner's lying there.

Where you need to keep a few things a mystery. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. While your partner's there, they can listen to you doing your business. According to a property expert in Sydney, it's done for aesthetic reasons, to have more clean lines and better flow through in terms of layout.

I know I can tell you where there won't be better flow. It could be done to maximise the view so that more rooms are exposed to daylight or beautiful vistas. What view of the toilet? Oh, I hate this idea. This makes me anxious. Even aside from the partner lack of romance side of things, anyone with kids listening right now will be going,

no, no, no. The only time I get to myself currently is when I'm in the toilet. I don't want no door on there. I'm going to have everybody in there playing with me. Even when I don't need to do a morning poo, I have a morning poo. Exactly right. And I take my phone with me. I went on

an overseas trip to Bali one time with this gentleman that I was dating. Okay. And it was a fairly new relationship and, you know, romantic, Bali. We were staying in a lovely hotel. The bathroom in the room was complete glass. And let's just say for anyone who's been to Bali, both of us got Bali belly.

Yep. And it was the most unromantic trip I've ever had. There's only so many trips you can make to the lobby when you're in that situation, eh? Yeah. But it came to the point where we both knew that each other was going through some stuff and we broke up soon after that. I don't doubt it.

Bree and Clint. Put a door on my en suite. Apparently it's more trendy. It's the en suite where you shouldn't have one, they're saying. No. They're saying that's where you take it off. See, they're trying to create this. It's all BS to save money. We want to know are you way ahead of this trend?

Have you been leaving the door open for ages? Do you? I'm gonna leave the door open. Hey, number ones, I say fine. Number twos, never, ever, under no circumstance, you have the door open. Have you got a tinkle fetish?

A tinkle? Yeah, do you like listening to wheeze? No, I'm just saying I don't really care. I don't really care. Door open, door close, I'm not fussed. Brittany, you in an open door relationship? Yep, I am. What's the situation, Brittany?

Is it door open for ones and twos in your relationship? Yep, there's only two of us in the house, so we just leave the door open. I'll have a full-on conversation with my partner while he's taking number two. No, Brittany. He'll make me leave when he goes to wipe. No, Brittany.

Brittany. What are you doing? That's when he gets shy. How long have you guys been together, Brittany? Two years. We've lived in our house for about six months. Brittany, I need to ask, when did this start? Like, when were you like, okay, we're at that stage of our relationship?

How long have you been dating? We've been dating two years. It started when I moved into his house when he had an en suite. And we lived with other people, but we had the en suite, so we just didn't, you know, it was like, oh, whatever. And then when we moved into our own house, it just kind of kept going. Wow. Was there a door on the en suite or you just couldn't be bothered?

Oh, yeah, there was a door on the en suite and our toilet, but we just couldn't be bothered. Brittany just doesn't know how to work it. I can't believe the rule is when he's about to wipe, that's when it's time to go. Not beforehand. Ellie, are you in an open-door relationship, or is it one way? Is it just one of you who leaves the door open?

We are both in the open-door relationship. Oh, Ellie, why? Tell us. What's the situation? So he will announce when he'll be like, I'm going to go do poop, and I'm like, oh, okay, And then we literally just chat like normal. I'll sometimes go in the hallway and we'll just like talk about our day. Wait, you go in the hallway?

You don't even go in a toilet? Yeah, and then I'll go in the hallway where the toilet is. Oh, okay. I thought you were just going in the hallway for a minute. And then I'll just be like, oh, a bit stinky today. Oh, no, no, you, oh God, Ellie, I'm going to love you,

thank you, putting you on hold. Oh, yeah. See. Oh. Look. Is that love? I don't know.

Is that true love? In my relationship, there is circumstances where I'm like, don't go in there for a bit. That's so different. That's courtesy. That is so different.

Isn't that courtesy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's asking the person to avoid it. Don't go in there. Not reviewing it for them. Not being like, guys, out of 10 stink factor, I'll give it an 8. Okay, Lisa, I asked this question and I'm starting to regret it.

Turn that radio down for us and let us know, are you in an open door relationship? No, I'm not. But my in-laws, their main bathroom doesn't have a toilet door, and it's been like that for four years now. Your in-laws don't have a toilet door on their bedroom en-suite? No, on their main bathroom. On their main bathroom.

The one the guests use, the one you have to use when you visit your in-laws. Yes, so you have to time it perfectly right that either his dad isn't around or you have to tell people i'm going to the toilet so nobody comes in lisa has there been a situation level with me here where no i have caught eyes with your in-laws whilst doing you know there has been nothing yet oh i don't understand how that's no what's the reason okay what's the reason they don't have a door on the bathroom? Are they on trend? Have they read the same articles as me?

No. So it's just a pure case of my father-in-law is building the house. They have the door there. He just hasn't put it up. Four years. Four years and he hasn't got around to putting the toilet door on. What's your dad and father-in-law's name? Brendan.

Oh, Brendan, what are you up to, mate? Like, that's a basic human right. Brendan. Yeah. Can you imagine? Brendan, you're taking the piss at this stage. Can you imagine? Lisa's gone over for dinner.

They've served a hot curry, and she's like, all right, guys, I'm going to go to the toilet. And she goes into the toilet, and it's a bit longer than what she thought. Brendan's walking past. She locks eyes with Brendan. No, no. Instant constipation. Sorry you had to go through that, Lisa.

That is not good. She's still going through it. I reckon Christmas at your place this year, Lisa. I think so. It's already awkward going to the toilet at your in-laws, let alone there not being a door on the bathroom. We're all family, love. Hey, we've all seen the bits.

Don't worry about it. We've seen the bits and bobs before. If he's seen it, we're fine with it. We've all got them. We've all got the bits and bobs. Free and Clint. Time for the bits and bobs. Bree and Clint. Time for the One Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting.

You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. Our weekly song guessing game where you go head to head. You'll join Team Bree or Team Clint. And if your team wins, you'll get 50 KFC chicken dollars. I've had some shocking weeks lately.

Have you? But looking for redemption, yeah, I think I've lost like three weeks in a row. So if I were the people on the phones, I would not pick me. Yeah, we got her right where we want her, Natalie. That's if you join Team Clint. What team are you going on, Natalie? I will go Team Bree. Are you her, Natalie. That's if you join Team Clint. What team are you going on, Natalie? I will go Team Bree. Are you sure, Natalie?

I'm sure. Okay, well, we've got this. It's our time, Nat. I came in too hot for Natalie. The good news is, Isaiah, you don't get a choice. You're on my team. It's all good. Happy as.

Happy as. Yes, Isaiah. I like that attitude. Okay, Anastasia runs the game. Fake it till you all good. Happy as. Happy as. Yes, Isaiah. I like that attitude. Okay, Anastasia runs the game. Fake it till you make it. Hi, Anastasia. Hi, guys. This is the One Second Song Challenge.

I play the start of a song. The first person to buzz in with the correct title and artist wins themselves and their team a point. First to three, like all Brian Clint games, wins. Got it. Brian Clint will give it a go, and then Isaiah and Natalie will too. This week's theme, just so you guys have a bit of a clue, it's Kiwi Bangers. Kiwi Bangers.

Yes, all New Zealand musicians. With that, Brian Clint, your names are your buzzers. I feel a little disadvantaged, but, you know, it's fine. You've been here for four freaking years. It's fine. You've been here for four New Zealand Music Months. It'd be like though if we played

a Johnny Farnham song who would be most likely to get it? Well it depends. Are you playing Horses or Daryl Braithwaite? Damn it!

I was going to say that's not Johnny Farnham and I made my point. Like all these epic New Zealand artists they are huge overseas. All these songs are well known

all over the world. This one is one of our biggest songs of all time. Let's hear song number one. Clint's Crowded House. Oh, what's it called? And Don't Dream It's Over. That's correct. Oh.

One of my favourite bands of all time. Yeah, well, before Lorde, this was our biggest song. This was our biggest export, yeah. I believe an Aussie's in that band. Anyway, just saying. You should have got it. Yeah. Should have got it.

All right, Natalie and I's life. Come on, Nat, you got this, babe. Your name's here, Buzzers. Let's hear song number two. I've never seen a diamond. Natalie? I heard Natalie. Natalie, go for it, mate.

Lord. World. Nice work, Nat. I knew that one. Where were you, Isaiah? That was an easy one. He was right there. I know, I was just a second late, man.

You buzzed it good. You buzzed it good. You've got to be hot on your buzzers, guys. I'm turning on my team, mate. I'm getting stressed. Can you give me another Lord one? You know how much I love Lord. second late, man. Buzz, you're good. All right. You've got to be hot on your buzzers, guys. I'm turning on my team, mate. I'm getting stressed. Can you give me another Lorde one? You know how much I love Lorde. I know you do.

This one will fit for Australians, too. Okay, okay. It's his song number three. Break. Oh. Can she get that? I could be more popular in Australia, this one. All I can hear is listen, baby.

It's not that. It's all right. Clint, you want to guess? It's Dragon, April, Sun and Cuba. That's true. Would have had no clue. You've got to get into some Dragon, April, Sun and Cuba. No, I know the song.

No idea what it's called or who that is. Really? No clue. So right. So rad. So rad. I know the song very well, though. Natalie. Oh, Nat, I'm so sorry.

You're carrying the team. You're carrying the team here. And Isaiah, make sure you're hot on that buzzer. Let's hear song number four. Isaiah was in there. Come on. Oh, man, that was an impulse. Five, four,

three. It's a heaven. I can't remember the artist's name. Come on, you say it. You know it. His name starts with a D. Nat, steal it, Nat. Natalie, what's the artist? Dave Dobbin. Damn it! Don't worry, Isaiah.

I do that, obviously, all the time. Buzz in. No, I do it. No, it's a good take. Technically, Natalie got it wrong. It's actually Sir Dave Dobbin. Oh, sure. She leaves Natalie alone.

She's actually the best player here. What a good game. We're at tie break. Thanks to Natalie. Yeah, well done, Natalie. And Isaiah for getting that song title. Come on. Come on.

It all rides on Bree and Clint. Let's hear song number five. Clint. L-A-B and In The Air. That's correct. Oh! I was so close to saying 660. I'm so sorry, Nat.

National treasure. Nat, I'm awarding you 50 KFC chicken dollars out of my own pocket because you deserve it. Thanks, Bree. No worries, mate. Isaiah, you get the victory and 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations. Hey, I'll take it.

I'm used to being carried. Me too, Isaiah. Me too. Bree and Clint. Bad news from a doctor who's come out and said that you should never, ever sleep in a bed with your partner. For snoring reasons? No, nothing to do with snoring, actually.

Popular doctor on TikTok. We've talked about, I mean, we to do with snoring, actually. A popular doctor on TikTok. We've talked about, I mean, we've played clips from this guy before. He's always got viral clips going out into the world. Dr Rajan. Oh, yeah, he's the other one. Yeah, he's an NHS surgeon and lecturer. There's an Australian doctor too, right? There's a couple of them.

Dr Karl. I'm starting to get concerned about how many doctors there are on TikTok, to be honest. and Lectra. There's an Australian doctor too, right? There's a couple of them. Yeah. Dr. Carl. I'm starting to get concerned about how many doctors there are on TikTok, to be honest. I mean, sometimes I turn into a doctor on TikTok. Depends what you want me to look at. Anyway, I've got some audio here of Dr. Rajan talking about why you should never sleep

in a bed with your partner. If the other person moves around in their sleep or snores, that'll stop you getting into the deep stages of sleep your body needs to recharge, affecting sleep quality. Forcing two people to share the same bedtime will leave one or both chronically sleep deprived. One of the triggers you need to fall asleep is a drop in core body temperature.

Sparing a bed with someone increases body heat, so it's going to take longer for you to fall asleep. That guy's so dramatic. He's like, it will cause chronic sleep deprivation. Bull tucker. Honestly. You know what causes chronic sleep deprivation? Kids, annoying dogs, cats that get up and want biscuits in the night.

Having your partner in the bed beside you makes you comfortable. Makes you feel secure. Makes you feel sexy. It's nice. I mean, your partner's not here. You don't need to. You don't need to. These are my opinions. Talk it up. No, these are my here. You don't need to talk it up.

No, these are my opinions. No, no, she agrees with the doctor. She agrees with the doctor. I know. I know your wife. She's like, where is this doctor? She'd much rather you sleep out in the other bedroom. There is no other bedroom. She wants me to sleep in the lounge.

Well, it would be more comfortable for her. She wouldn't care. She's like, sleep in your car as long as she can get a good night's sleep. She's looking after your two children. You do what she wants, all right? You do what she wants. I kind of get the premise of what he's saying. I agree.

It's a bit dramatic. Yeah. When you said that there was news from a doctor about why you shouldn't share a bed with somebody, I thought it was going to be bacteria-based. Right. I thought it was going to be you shed X amount of skin cells every night. When you share a bed with someone, you're inhaling those skin cells or you're sharing poo particles or something like that.

A little bit of sleep deprivation. Hard nut buttercup. Well, do you remember this? I'm pretty sure it was this guy. It was about two weeks ago, came out and said, why you should never sleep naked. Yeah. Because you fart in your sleep. He's very bedroom focused, this guy. It was about two weeks ago, came out and said, why you should never sleep naked. Yeah. Because you fart in your sleep. He's very bedroom focused, this guy, isn't he?

So you've got poo in the bed. He's like, this all leads me on to my new program. I will come to your house and watch you sleep. It will cost you $400 and I'll make a video for personal use. Like and subscribe. Thanks, TikTok doc. There you go. We're good, I think. If you need an

excuse to sleep in the spare room tonight, play this clip of Dr Raj. Especially on a Friday night when people come in home on the beers. This is a story about the most loved and hated car brands in New Zealand.

It's been published by driven.co.nz, New Zealand. It's been published by driven.co.nz, New Zealand's leading automotive website. And it says the cars that we love and the cars that we hate. The reason for this is loyalty is a massive factor when it comes to buying a car.

Look at you. You're in your second Mitsubishi in a row. Third. Third! I've only ever driven a Mitsubishi. See? Yeah. You're brand loyal. I must be. I didn't even realise it. Yeah. You don't even go anywhere else to look for your cars. No, just straight to Mitsubishi. Yeah.

What have you got in store at the moment? Sweet, sign me up. You're not the only one though. People who drive Toyotas go back to the Toyota dealership. They trade it in. They get themselves a new Toyota. People who drive Audis do this. Well, if you own an Audi, they usually just bring a new car to your house

and they just change it over for you. But I mean, that's a different situation. Do you want to know what New Zealand's most loved car is? Do you want to guess first? So it's not type of car, it's make of car. So the brand. The brand. The brand. So we're talking Ford, Lexus, Honda, Nissan, Toyota.

I'd say Toyota's up there. You reckon Toyota's New Zealand's favourite? This will really surprise you. So I'll give you one more guess. Wait, Kia. Hmm. Hyundai. One of those.

New Zealand's favourite car brand is most loved Kia. Did I say that? Yeah, you did. I did? Yeah. Yeah, they've got some real nice cars about at the moment, don't they? They look real sweet. They've flashed them up, yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't mind a bit of a Kia. I just didn't think like, I mean, there's nothing wrong with a Kia.

I like a Kia. They're real nice. I didn't think that it was our most loved car. I didn't think like New Zealanders were like, shit, yeah, get me in a Sorento. Oh, I love, you know what I love? I love to turn on my Kia Sorento and just drive off into the sunset. I've got a dairy farm and I drive a Kia Sportage.

Fast and furious, number 22, Vin Diesel takes on the Kia Sorento. Well, well done, Kia. Now, not to get negative, but when you have a most loved, you also have a least loved. Oh, no. Nay, a most hated car brand in New Zealand.

Oh, that's hard. Because I've only ever owned one type of car. But what car... So, no, no, no, you're perfect to answer this. What car do you hate the most? I mean, I haven't really driven many. Just driven Mitsubishi. What do you think is the most hated car brand in New Zealand,

according to driven.co.nz? Well, I mean, if we think about what car makes people the most frustrated on the road, because, you know, rich people drive them and they're probably, you know, probably Mercedes. Oh, you're so close. BMW. BMW.

It's because people are jealous, one. But then people, they also can be a bit of a dick. So it makes me wonder, is it the car that Kiwis dislike? Or is it the driver? I think it's the driver. And they like to go wait till that thing breaks, it's got a caution arm and a link. Bloody BMW drivers, I'll tell ya.

Call me a wanker, but I'd love an X5. I would love an X5. Mate, I'd love a BMW 1 Series turbo diesel. On a world scale, so that's New Zealand, in the whole world, Tesla and Mercedes are the most loved car brands. Really? Tesla's up there because it's so new.

And Mercedes. And Mercedes. Well, Mercedes is a heritage brand. Yeah. Very luxury. And I found this bizarre. The most hated car brands worldwide. Where?

Ford and Ferrari. Well, you know, people hate Ferrari because they can't buy one. You know what would be a terrible movie for those people to watch? What? Ford versus Ferrari. I don't think it would be good. Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment.

Friday Oaky. I love Friday-Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-Oki. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. F-F-F-Friday-Oki!

Our weekly karaoke competition where we spend 15 to 20 minutes. Do you spend 20 sometimes? No, mate. Nine. Nine minutes. Nine minutes this week. A bit like other activities in your life. That's been generous. With a professional audio engineer who makes us sound as good

as possible. And then we play those out on the radio and you pick the winner of Friday Oki each week. You listening in your car. If it's the first time you've ever heard this segment, we're not good. That's the point. I thought we were improving.

Clint thinks he's great. I know that I'm real average. Below average. Hey, the Elvis movie comes out very shortly, so we're going to do some Elvis, right? We're going to do some of the King's music. This movie is going to be massive. It's not like he's a fantastic, incredibly talented singer.

Yeah, yeah. No, not at all. I thought a good song to sing this week would be Elvis, Burning Love. What a song. What a song. The more you listen to it, it's a genius song. It's so simple, but it's so great. And he does these little things within it that you don't realise

until you try and sing it yourself. Shout out to Sam, the audio engineer who puts these things together for us. He said to me, he's like, I feel like the term What a Hunk came from this song. Oh, Hunk a Hunk a Burning Love. You know when people say what a... I would not be surprised. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Here we go. You're about to hear both of our Elvis Presleys. Once you've heard both, the phone lines will be open to you to pick the winner. Okay? I picked the song, so I'll go first. Oh, I kind of wanted to go first, so at least...

You can go first if you want to. I don't mind. No, no, it's okay. No? Ladies first if you want. No, it's all right. It's all good. All right, okay.

Here comes my Elvis. Uh-huh. Thank you very much. Elvis is in the building. Lord Almighty, feel my temperature rising. Yeah. Higher, higher. It's burning through to my soul.

Uh-huh. Girl, girl, girl. You You're gonna set me on fire Yeah My brain is flaming I don't know which way to go Uh-huh Your kisses lift me higher Like the sweet song love requires

And you light my morning sky With burning love Lift me higher like the sweet soul of a choir. And you light my morning sky with burning love. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ha. I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble.

I had fun doing that. I had heaps of fun this week too. Because you get to do an Elvis voice when you do an Elvis song. Yeah. Yeah. Look, I feel like. Actually, I'm not even going to say anything. Don't overthink it. I'm not even going to overthink it. I had fun and that is the main thing. Here comes Bree's Elvis

Presley for Friday Okie, everybody. Good luck Bree. Thank you. Thank you very much. Lord Almighty, feel my temperature rising. Flango. Flango very much. Girl, you're gonna set me on fire My brain is flaming I don't know which way to go Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait. I think I need to get my B-E-E on. Big Elvis energy.

Oh, yeah, let's do this thing. Your kisses lift me higher Like a sweet song of a choir You light my morning sky Burning love Burning love I love it. Hey, I'm pretty happy with that.

Yeah, it was good. We've had one of our most iconic bits of feedback in already. Bree sounds like a wiggle. Hey, I've seen how much Emma the Wiggle got paid and I am here ready when they want me. We're back with an Elvis Presley themed Friday Oaky.

The Elvis movie is coming by all accounts. It's incredible. I can't wait to see this film. Me neither. So today we took on Elvis' Burning Love. Mine sounded like this.

And Bree sounded like this. That's Elvis on the toilet. I'm sure he died, didn't he, on the toilet? Yeah, he did. That was a bad taste for me. Let's go to our first voter in Fridayoke. Five calls will decide the winner. Shivvy's here. Kia ora, Chevy.

G'day, Chevy. Hey. How are you, mate? Good. Now, we want your feedback, Chevy. What are your thoughts this week? Well, this week, my ears didn't bleed. You both did a great job. Thank you. Who was the best? Who did you vote for? I'm going to have to

go for Clint this week. Thank you. Thank you very much. You're welcome. Sheffy's like, oh, no. Kim's here. Hi, Kim. G'day, Kim.

Hi. Who's the best Elvis this week and why? She had the passion. It was just amazing, so I have to give it to Bree. Thank you, Kim. I was channeling my mum, weirdly enough. Thank you for the vote, Kim. We appreciate that.

It's one-all. Let's go to Naya. Hi, Naya. Hi, Naya. Hi. How are you, Naya? Good, thank you. How are you?

Good, thanks. Did you love Friday Oki this week? Yeah. Do you like Elvis' music, Naya? Yeah. Yeah? It's all right. It's all right.

It's okay. What do you think, Naya? Who are you? It's all right. It's all right. It's okay. What do you think, Naya? Who are you voting for this week? Bree. Bree? Yes, Naya. She's on the free trade. Yeah, guys.

Thank you, team. Thank you very much. It's 2-1. She's up. She can take it here. Adele's here. Hi, Adele. Hi, Adele.

Hi, guys. All right, Adele. What are your biggest thoughts for the week on Friday Okie? Oh, absolutely amazing. You guys both did a great job, but I feel like really embodied Elvis this week. Who did? Sorry, you just cut out on the name. Clint.

Clint. Clint. All right, we're going to tie break. Thank you, Adele. We appreciate it. Ellie, we are at tie break. You have all the power to pick the winner of Friday Oki this week. The floor is yours. The pressure we are at time right. You have all the power to pick the winner of Friday Oaky this week. The floor is yours.

The pressure. The pressure. So I'm usually a big fan of one of you guys in particular, but this week I'm going to have to go the other way and vote for Clint. But Ellie, back on the Brie train next week, right? Oh, hell yeah, hell yeah Okay, good mate, good mate Didn't Ellie just deliver the perfect, suspenseful result?

She did You should be in radio, that was perfect They should get you on New Zealand Idol to give out the result Yeah, I loved it Thanks Ellie, you have a great weekend again See Ellie You too, see you later Brie and Clint You wouldn a great weekend, okay? See you, Ellie. You too. See you later. Bree and Clint.

You wouldn't believe it, but 2022 Love Island has begun. The UK version. UK version. The Australian one was a bit poos last time. It was, wasn't it? It's just kind of like... Not a fan. Well, also it was during COVID, so they had to shoot it in Australia.

They didn't send them to Spain or South Africa or Portugal like they usually do. I think they did well with what they had. It was okay. But the UK one is where it's at. Yeah. It's where it started. They've got the right voiceover guy.

Yes. Yeah, yeah. It's all in check on that one. Anyway, it's begun and an article's been released about the items that are banned inside the villa. Oh, go on. Stuff that the islanders can't have. Yep.

Which this first one I'm quite shocked at. You know they're not allowed fake tan in the villa? Are they not? They're not allowed fake tan. So an ex-Islander, Chloe Burrows, you might remember her from last season, she said fake tan is strictly banned because of the crisp white bed sheets in the villa bedroom. That makes sense, but these people spend so much time in their togs. True.

That, like, you'd want to spend a week in Spain at least before it started to get your unhealthy natural tan. Yeah, right. The next one, apparently they're not allowed eyelash extensions. So, did you know that normally they're allowed glam squads to go in there and do their hair and makeup? Oh, okay. But apparently last year because of COVID- They could never.

They weren't allowed it and they were like, you can't put eyelash extensions on because none of you are doing it right and we can't see your eyes. I went into my flatmate's bedroom one night after he had had a lady visitor over and she had gone home and I found fake eyelashes stuck to his carpet oh yeah we've all been there haven't we ladies like rip them off in a hurry and just ditch them on the floor i always find them in my shower it was a spider uh something else then allowed makeup wipes because bad for the plumbing oh yeah and environment so they get, you know. A flannel, like little people.

Exactly. Mobile phones, obviously. Yeah. They're not allowed their own mobile phone. No. They get a mobile phone, give it to them. They're only allowed the sponsored Samsung. Exactly.

Yeah. And they can text each other and producers text them. Got it, yeah. But on that phone, no Wi-Fi, obviously. Yeah. They're not watching Netflix in there. Beauty products. So because it's sponsored and certain sponsors sponsor the show,

they're only allowed those certain beauty products. Yeah, wow. I mean, at least that means everything would be supplied for you. Yeah, well, that's true. You get free stuff, I mean. And in that same realm, branded clothes. Yeah. See, this year they went the other way.

They're not doing that fast fashion stuff. They're dressing them in vintage stuff from eBay. I know. Isn't that amazing? Which is very cool. They're very forward thinking this year. I, when we were talking about this, remembered, I don't know if you remember this, Clint,

but you and I did, you know the Love Island intros that all the Love Islanders do? Yeah. Where they're like, hi, I'm Chloe, I'm 22, and I'm ready to get wasted. Did we do these? We did them. I found them.

And let's play yours first and you'll see why. Let's hear Clint's Love Island intro. How's it? I'm Clint. I'm not a virgin dad I've had heaps of chicks. I'm ripped. I'm hot. I'm ripped. And I love hair product. Let's party!

Sounds like you're an islander. You're that guy in the villa, yeah. Sounds like you are spot on. Now, I pre-listened to mine and turns out I did a more realistic version for you Oh right, you did my audition tape too I think so, yeah, take a listen Yeah, g'day, my name's Clinton Roberts

I'm 41 and I'm from Auckland, New Zealand How do I impress a girl on a date? I pick her up in the Audi And I take her for a spin down the main street. They bloody love her. I'm super proud of my appearance. People say I've got tiny nipples and they're right. It's one of my best features.

I'm a real open and honest type of bloke. I've hooked up with at least 12 ladies. Minus 7. So that would be, quick math, about 3. 12 ladies. Minus seven. So that would be, quick math, about three. Three ladies. Or can't wait to get into the Love Island villa and get with a whole bunch of birds. Not really, that's a lie.

But I can't wait to get out of my parents' sleep out. I've been there for about ten years, so it'll be good to live, you know, away from them. Rock on! You know what? They both know, away from them. Rock on! You know what? They both had true elements to them. They did. They did. Put them together and boom, I think you're on the show.

God, I miss that Audi. Those were the days, weren't they? Those were the days, yeah. Divorce. Who wants one? Ross from Friends had a few He had a few Do you have a friend who's had multiple divorces? No

I have got friends who've had one divorce But not multiple We're not old enough for multi-divorces Do you know anyone? We'll get there No, I've got a family member Okay Who's a multi-divorcee

A family member? Yep Took time to find the right person Tui My daughter Yeah no no no I mean Barbie relationships are No look

I want to talk to you about A formerly married couple Who have been granted a divorce Granted a divorce over food Okay Oh no What have they fought about It says here

The man grew resentful of his wife For serving him instant noodles for every meal of the day. A judge in India has been talking about a recent increase in India's divorce rates, discussing examples of couples filing divorce over trivial matters like food. He said it's going up and up. It's more and more. People are like, you know what? F this.

COVID, it's forced you know, force people to spend every waking minute with each other. No more naan bread. I'm out, G. He said that the husband said his wife did not know how to prepare any other food other than Maggi noodles. Love Maggi

noodles, by the way. Delish. It was noodles for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Okay, I don't love them that much. He complained that his wife went to the supermarket and all she ever bought home was instant noodles. So he got a divorce. I wonder if he could have got in the kitchen and done some cooking, eh? Yeah.

I mean, or maybe, you know, helped her. That would have been an idea. How about helped her? Maybe showed her a recipe or two. How about you pick up a loaf of bread on the way home and make yourself some toast? A bloody sandwich. Cook yourself some bacon. Maybe she loves noodles.

Maybe it's her favourite food. Maybe that's all she eats. Why should she have to bend to your whim, you know? Just because you don't like them. I reckon she did it on purpose. Yeah, I reckon she was trying to get out. That reeks of a woman who was like I want out

But I don't want to be the bad guy Yeah So I'm going to drive this guy insane I'm going to do everything I can By only serving noodles Yeah And she would have done it for a couple of years And he would have stuck around

And he's like Shit I'm unhappy But too much effort So at that point She would have removed the flavour sachets And just started serving plain noodles Just plain noodles And then he stuck around for another year

So she only did the two minute noodles for one minute minute, you know, when they're a bit like hard still. A bit yuck. Yeah. Anyway, final straw. All done. Can I just say, you shouldn't be complaining if you're not doing any of the labor. You don't get to complain.

You don't get to complain. You don't get to critique. The only thing you get to say is, mm, yum. Delish. Thanks, babe. How did you do these? Loved it. She's like, I poured hot water over them. You could't get to critique. The only thing you get to say is, mmm, yum. Delish. Thanks, babe. How did you do these? Loved it. She's like, I poured hot water over them. You could do it sometime. Amazing. No, no, no. You're the expert. It's

your domain. Bon appetit. Chef's kiss. Bree and Clint. It's time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, massive news in Hollywood today. Britney Spears has gotten married.

Getting married as we speak. Now, let me set the scene for you. She's got a big marquee at her home. A lot of celebrities get married at their home because it's easier to kind of control security and things like that. Big marquee, only 100 guests. No dad, no mum and no sister. Jamie Lynn, none of them out there.

None of them are invited because hello Let's not even go to that But the wedding itself, right Let me tell you what happened There was a drama So remember that guy when she went to Vegas And she married that guy 55 hours Yeah, that was random

Yeah, that was so random 2004 2004, okay Yeah, his name was Jason Alexander Yeah, 2004 That was how long ago it was He turned up at her house today Somehow got through the gated community security,

got into her property, and was in her house on livestream on Instagram going, Brittany, where's Brittany? I'm here for the wedding. And they're like, you see the security being like, dude, what are you doing? Get out of here anyway. And then he gets tackled, crash tackled to the ground,

and it's all on the live stream which is absolutely hilarious. And then he got obviously taken away by police. So somehow he's convinced. I don't... Oh God, it's wild that he was even allowed into the gated community

let alone and then passed her own gates at her home. And then into her house as well. He's rocking down her hallway. You know where she does the dances?

Where she does those weird dances around my heels? Read the dances Where she does those weird dances Yeah, yeah, yeah Around my heels Read the room What kind of What kind of weirdo shows up to their ex's wedding uninvited? Honestly, also on top of that Leave her alone

Like, I mean To quote Chris What was his name? Chris Rocker What was his name? Chris Crocker Chris Crocker Leave her alone

Hasn't she been through enough? Like, you know what I mean? Just leave the poor woman alone and let her have her wedding day. God's sake. I reckon, well, you might know this actually. Did her other husband get an invite? Was Kayfid there with the kids? Good question.

No, she didn't actually. Her ex didn't get invited and the kids, her sons didn't go. Her two sons didn't go Her two sons Didn't go to the wedding But apparently They said they're well wishes So that's weird That's really weird

Yeah yeah Because they're old enough Yeah You know what I mean They know what's going on It's a bit fishy But there you go That is happy news

They went Yeah Happy news for Britney Spears She's married everybody