ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 10th June 2024

Episode Date: June 10, 2024

Clint's hair challenge for Bree.  The heat pump song took over the segment.  Job interview disasters.  What did you hide from your parents?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For a few years in the 1970s, the Mr. Asia syndicate made millions. Heroin creates its own market. It acts like a form of plague. Until jealousy, betrayal and murder brought it all crashing down. Clark would have threatened him. Go and kill him. If you don't, I'm going to kill you and your wife and your son. This is Mr. Asia, A Forgotten History. All episodes now available on iHeartRadio, Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your son. This is Mr. Asia, A Forgotten History. All episodes now available on iHeartRadio, Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. The ZM Podcast Network.

ZM's Brian Clint. Thanks to KFC. Try the new Korean BBQ Double Down today. Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. Danny, Brie and Clint. Triggin, every family, there should be like assigned roles that everyone has to fulfill.

Like I'm having tech issues at the moment. Like wouldn't it be handy if, and maybe they do. Every family had a tech person. We had that. Every family had a legal person who could do like all the lawyer stuff. Every family had like a builder, tradie type who could come around and do those jobs. I feel like those roles are just naturally handed out within families. Are they?

My brother is the tech guy. Yeah. And my dad is the mechanical dude. Yeah, right. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I – Yeah, what are you?

I bring the fun. Oh, right. You're – I'm, what are you? I, um, I bring the fun. Oh, right. You're, um... I'm the party gal. You're value add. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I bring the life to the party.

She's pretty useless, but she's good to be around. Exactly, yeah. Should we put that on the billboard? That'd be good on the billboard. I make family events fun. Yeah. That is my role. My sister has literally said it to me one time.

You put the fun back in family funeral. Exactly. What's your role in your family? That's a good question. It's hard to know, eh? Probably like organisation. Oh, yeah. I can see you being that.

Yeah, I think that's it. You're the organisational person. Yeah. Boring, which was the fun one. You're the organisational person. Yeah. Boring. Wish I was the fun one. You're rounding the cats up. Let's get into the show, shall we? We're playing Five on Time.

It's back. You've just got to stop our time, bang on five seconds. And today, if you can do it, you'll get $6,000 cash, tax-free, straight in your bank account at four o'clock. Not a bash. Not a bash. Not a bad cash injection for a Monday. But we're going to kick it off with the tradies versus the ladies. That's right.

We've got $50 cash and a brand new prize thanks to the tool shed up for grabs. It's the tradie versus ladies. Thanks to the tool shed. Kiwi owned, trusted by tradies. Three, two, one, let's go. Right, so we do have great prizes up for grabs. The Tool Shed's come on board, and today we're giving away $50 cash, thanks to the Tool Shed, and a cordless backpack sprayer worth $185.

Only one of these. Lots of weeds. Yeah, good for doing the roundups. Let's go to our lady first. She's in the Hawks Bay. She's 37, and she loves to play Yahtzee. Welcome to the show. It's go to our lady first. She's in the Hawke's Bay. She's 37 and she loves to play Yahtzee. Welcome to the show. It's Steph.

Hi, Steph. Hi, guys. How did you first get into Yahtzee? Oh, it's just a family game. Yeah. It's awesome, yeah. Is Yahtzee the one where you have to get certain numbers on, like, multiple dice?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Multiple die, sorry. Multiple die. Yeah, nice. Okay. Multiple die, sorry. Multiple die. Yeah, nice. Okay. The plural. Steph, you're taking on our tradie from Hamilton, the 27, and they recently got their tonsils removed.

Welcome to the show, David. G'day, David. Hey, guys. How you doing? Good, thank you. Do you have the tonsils in a jar? No, no. You didn't keep them?

People do keep them. Oh, is it? No, I didn't keep them. Got rid keep them. Oh, is it? No, I didn't keep them. Got rid of them. Probably less weird, I'd say. Dry them out, put them on a necklace, wear them around your neck, where they used to be.

Oh, my God. True. Yeah. Okay, David, your buzzer is tradie. Steph, yours is lady. Whoever gives us three correct answers wins that prize thanks to the tool shed. Good luck.

Here we go, guys. Question number one. When referring to sunscreen, what does SPF stand for? Treaty. Yes, David. Sun protection frame. Oh, so close. Good guess.

Step. Sun protection factor. That's the one. Sun protection factor. One to the ladies. Question number two. Name the New Zealander that was first to the summit of Mount Everest. Wow, really?

He's on the $5 note. He's an icon. Lady. Yes, Steph. Sir Edmund Hillary. Correct. Sir Edmund Hillary is correct. Two to the ladies.

You need this one, David, to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. I spread my wings and I learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. What a banger. Make a wish, take a chance, take a chance. American Idol.

Oh, the lady. Steph. Kelly Clarkson. It's Kelly Clarkson. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. She's gone three from three. Hard to get the tyres moving on a Monday, but we did it.

You get that prize thanks to the tool shed and 50 bucks cash. Steph, congratulations. Thanks so much, guys. Nice work. You're very welcome, mate. Well done. And to the tool shed and 50 bucks cash, Steph. Congratulations. Thanks so much, guys. Nice work. You're very welcome, mate. Well done. And thanks, tool shed. They have 30 stores nationwide.

The tool shed is Kiwi owned and trusted by tradies. Brie and Clint. A lot of pressure on us millennials at the moment, Brie, to conform to changing style trends, isn't there? Yeah, I know you refuse. I like what I like. And a lot of us do. You don't refuse them all.

No, not all of them, but some of them. You've abandoned the skinny jean. Yes, I have. So you haven't refused all of them. And I do wear a longer sock. A longer sock? A wider-legged pant? You know, you can teach...

The side part I'm not giving up. You can teach an old dog new tricks, is all I'm saying. You calling me a dog? No, I was calling you old. That's even worse. The one that really gets Bree's goat with these changing fashion trends, deeply entrenched in our millennial bones and yours in particular. You've already said it.

It's the side part. I can't. I just can't. You refuse to come to the middle part generation. Because I know, and I'm not against other people going for the middle part. I think people look great with the middle part. It's not the middle part I'm against. Yes.

It's my hair in the middle part that doesn't look great. You don't trust your hair. My hair, I just don't have thick enough hair. I don't have a pretty enough face to pull it off. Oh, come on. I know that my face looks good. You're beautiful. What?

You are a beautiful woman. I almost believed you. On the fourth attempt. I believe it. I just don't want to say it. Okay? It's like kissing your sister. I was reading an article today.

I know you're resisting. I know you're resisting. I'm worried that you're going to get left behind. No, I think we covered this. The middle part's back. It is back. Yeah. The middle part is back.

I mean, no, the side part's back. No, you said that. Celebrities. We think it's propaganda so that you can keep your side part. I was reading today, Beyonce has now embraced the middle part. Bella Hadid has embraced the middle part. They're falling like dominoes, okay? And I would like to suggest that we get-

Oh, this isn't what I think. That we get a professional hair stylist in. We're not going to cut anything. We're not going to cut anything. We're just going to style you with a middle part and let you see

what a middle part could look like. Like actually get it fully styled. Like actually get it fully styled and get it looking, you know, a million bucks. I feel like I'm going to look like Keith Urban. Like I just, I feel like.

Or Lord Farquaad. Or Lord Farquaad. I just feel like that's going to be the vibe and you're all going to be like eating your own words and you're going to go, yeah, some people just don't suit it. But think about it as you providing a service for all the other elder millennials out there who are resistant to change

and don't know if they could pull it off. There is not someone who is more committed to the side part than you. It's almost your whole personality at this stage. Excuse you, I've got my nose ring as well. And your nose ring. And those choker necklaces. I don't wear those anymore.

That's the Brie Thomas Halloween costume. I don't wear those anymore. That's the Brie Thomas Halloween costume. I don't wear them anymore. Excuse you. Be brave. Okay. Be brave. I'll be brave. We'll get a good one. We can get a good hairstylist, can't we? We'll get a good one. We'll get someone who knows what they're doing. Yeah, yeah. We'll find someone good.

We won't cut anything. No. We'll just restyle. You know what? It's going to have nothing to do with how good the hairdresser is because they can't fix my face and how my hair is situated. It's just not going to look good. Should we get a makeup artist? No, I don't know what you're saying about your face. You suit a middle part.

Should we get a special effects artist from Weta Workshop? You know why I don't suit a middle part? Excuse you, I heard that. Because my face isn't symmetrical. People whose faces are symmetrical suit a middle part. Are you saying that I don't suit my middle part? You suit it.

You've got a pretty symmetrical face. I do not. The size higher than this. Can you just trust us? I trust you guys. And I will be the one on the other side of this going, see, I told you so. Yep. And then we can all move on after this?

In the meantime, move on. Okay. We'll make a video out of it and put it on TikTok. How about here's the deal. We will do this. You guys get a professional stylist. They come in. Yeah.

Do my hair in the middle part for the very first time. Yeah. Then we post a photo of me with a side part, photo my hair in the middle part for the very first time. Then we post a photo of me with a side part, photo of me with the middle part and then let the public vote. Absolutely. That's totally fine.

I've been waiting for this forever. That's totally fine. You guys are going to be disappointed. We're not. You're going to look hot. Get some Keith Urban ready because... This has been floating around It kind of pops up every now and then

Someone in your group will say that they just leave the heat pump on It's cheaper to just leave it on 24-7 Don't turn it on, don't turn it off, don't turn it up, don't turn it down Just set it to whatever temperature you want and leave it there Leave the heat pump on and let it stay on For winter, yeah That's so weird Claude, do you remember the song that came out a few years ago?

Remind me. Oh, the song about, can you find it and put it on Clint's wall? Is it on his wall? I think it might be on there, Clint. That song that talks about this exact situation. Heat pump. That's right. Heat pump. That's the song Remember?

There's so much effort to go to For that gag You know what? Worth it On the effort for the gag gal Don't know if I should say that again Effort for the gag I'll go to any lengths for the gag.

Eff me for the gag. Cool. Thank you for doing that for me, Claudia. I was going to say, you put no effort into that. I forced Claudia to do it. Yeah, Claudia, she thinks it was worth it. Was it worth it? Yeah, it was worth it.

Yes, thank you, Claudia. So the theory is that it uses more power to get your room warm than it does to keep your room warm. That's the theory. Not necessarily the logic, but that's the theory is that it uses more power to get your room warm than it does to keep your room warm. That's the theory. Not necessarily the logic, but that's the theory. Is this an old wives' tale? Could be. Oh, shush.

Sorry. Stop. I don't know how to turn it off. Just keeps on giving. You should just leave it on. That's what they say. Heat pump. Has it stopped?

I think it's stopped. Okay. But you should have just left it on. That's what we're talking about. Oh, this is a nightmare. The answer is no. Okay, I give up. I'm not going into the detail now.

You shouldn't leave it on. Don't leave it on. No, it uses too much power. Well, I mean up. I'm not going into the detail now. You shouldn't leave it on. Don't leave it on. No, it uses too much power. Well, I mean, that's all we really need to know. Heat pump. Heat pump. Does someone want to get in touch with him and let him know that his song is kind of null and void now?

That'd be good. Sorry. Costs an extra $320 a year to leave your heat pump on. Okay, well, there you go. Good to know. What a stupid job we do, eh? So dumb. None of this matters.

It doesn't matter. No one asked for this. No one cares. No one asked us to do any of this. No one gives a shit. Bree and Clint. Last week we had a very fun week. We went to the radio awards.

Everyone got dolled up. went out for a night out. And what happens during that night is you get to mingle with everyone else in the building. You get to talk, share your stories. And someone from within the ZM building shared a story with me that was too good not to share on the radio. Please welcome to the show, Sarah. Hi, Sarah.

You do your own sound effects? You You do your own round of applause. Thank you. I like it. Now, you told me this story the other night and I actually couldn't believe that it was true, but it's a true story about a time you went for a job interview. Yes. What happened? Okay, so I had just been made redundant due to COVID. Okay happened? Okay. So I had just been made redundant due to COVID. Okay. Horrible time. Horrible time.

And I went for this panel interview job, which I don't know why they're doing a panel interview. There were three different jobs, three different people. Right. That panel interviewed me. You'd think during COVID they'd try and keep people to a minimum. Yes. But I think they were just trying to like wrap things up quickly.

Like I had clicked that I was interested in all three of these jobs. So they just whacked it all together. They're like, we'll give you a panel. They're all very different jobs, but here we go. I was like, okay. So I arrived early. Can I ask where the industry is or it's not relevant? Yeah, the radio industry.

Oh, it was more radio. Okay, more radio. Still radio. So you're kind of like going for a Comic-Con interview at this point. You're on a panel. So I was like, okay, I'll get there early. Like, you know, very nervous. Okay, more radio work. Still radio. So you're kind of like going for a Comic-Con interview at this point. You're on a panel. So I was like, okay, I'll get there early, like, you know, very nervous, very, very nervous, sweating. Well, it's three job interviews in one.

Exactly. And I knew that if I didn't get these, I was done. I was out of radio, which is devastating. So the first boss arrives and he's holding a cup of coffee. Now, he'd just come from his office upstairs, so he had a coffee mug open, no lid, not a takeaway cup. Okay. And he's also holding his open laptop in his other hand

because he'd just walked down the stairs. And I was like, all right, now this is a man. I've got to be confident. I'm going to go straight in for the handshake. Dominate, dominate. So I'm like, hello, nice to meet you. And he's holding his coffee in one hand, the open laptop in the other.

He goes, oh, hold on, hold on, hold on. He places the coffee mug in the crevice of his elbow in the hand that's holding the laptop. Dumb move, dumb move. Kind of shakes and holds his hand. Oh, nice to meet you. And I'm going and trying to shake it. And then he drops the coffee and the laptop.

He manages to catch both of them but the coffee cup is upside down goes through the entire laptop all over his suit all over the floor all over the wall I can see how you would feel bad in the interview situation but that is not your fault

that's not your fault I felt like it was my fault yeah it's bad for his impression but it's a bad time to start the interview i would have been like thanks for your time i'm out of here yeah i'm holding back tears i tried to go find some tissues the other two people from the panel walk in like oh hello what's going on here i'm patting this guy yeah i started patting his chest i was was like freaking out. Like, what can you say? I didn't get any of the jobs. And I just found out last week at the Radio Awards that that laptop had to be killed.

It didn't make it. It was dead. Yeah. Wow. I mean, the interview can't get much worse after that. That's what I'd be thinking. I'd be like, well, it's only up from here. It's only up from here, yeah.

I would have gone, well, write that guy up from here. It's only up from here, yeah. I would have gone, well, write that guy off. I've got to impress the other two. That guy's gone. He's a lost cause to me. I've got to target these other two bosses that have just come into the room. Exactly. I need to ask, did you try and shake the other two's hand? I can't remember. It was a bit of trauma. There were more things that happened in the interview.

I can't even know if I can talk about it. And here you are in the radio industry. Aren't you a story for keeping on, keeping on? Yes, just keep trying, people. I've got secondhand embarrassment for you. I feel so bad. But hey, it's a great story, and it's given us something to talk about this afternoon.

And we want to know your stories. Have you ever had a disaster in a job interview? Yeah. Remember that story that came out last year where the woman went on a couple of dates and then she fully ghosted the guy and then a couple of months later went in for a job interview and it was the guy she ghosted? Yeah.

That's worse. That's worse. What have you got for us? 0800 dials at M or you can text them to 9696 We want to know your interview disaster stories this afternoon Here's Harry Styles on ZM Brian Clint Brian Clint

That's Miles Smith Smith? Smith Miles Smith Very simple name to say That's your job Clint Just get it out Miles Smith

Song is called Stargazing on ZM This afternoon we've asked you for your stories on disaster interviews. Like when you've gone in for a job interview, something's gone terribly wrong after someone here in the office had a job interview and spilt a coffee into the interviewer's laptop. Yeah. Well, to be honest, I feel like it was his fault. It was his fault, but it's just the wrong way you want to start an interview

when it's all about first impressions. It's just bad for everyone. I forgot that I had this happen to me. When I had my interview to go to broadcasting school to study radio, my dad drove me up from Rotorua to the Big Smoke for the interview, and we went to McDonald's beforehand to get lunch, and I got a large coke and for some reason he goes I said okay I'm gonna go in now I'm gonna have one last drink before I go in

and instead of drinking from the straw I tipped it up and the whole coke an entire large coke spilled all over my shirt just before I went into the interview god I guess they'll accept anyone into broadcasting school one day still got the job, yeah. Jordan's here. Hi, Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Hey, Brian Clinton. This is Jordan here. Hey, I went for an interview a few years ago and I was,

I'm a truck driver. Okay. I went for an interview and I was all going very well and things like that. We were ready to go for a drive for the truck. Yeah, yeah.

Just to make sure, you know, I picked all the boxes. Gotcha. I'm really glad that that's part of the interview, Yeah, yeah. Just to make sure, you know, I picked all the boxes. Gotcha. I'm really glad that that's part of the interview, that they do make you drive a truck, you know? And, yeah, I went for a drive in a truck, and it didn't go so well. The truck's brakes failed that interview.

The brakes failed? What? Yeah, so I went barrelling through an intersection. Yeah. Tried to slow down. Couldn't slow down. The brakes completely were non-existent. Okay.

What? And I went to slow down. Had to use gears and use, they call it the Jake brakes, to slow a truck down. Yeah. And, yeah, I practically just had to roll to a stop. And I was stuck on the side road with this guy with an interview. Wait, Jordan, did you hit anyone or like run into anything?

No. I feel like you dominated the interview then. You crushed it. It's not your fault if the brakes didn't work or was it your truck? No, no, it was their truck. Oh, then you nailed it. If you used the evasive manoeuvres

that you needed to use, you nailed it. I was on the side of the road for an hour and a half. Jordan. Waiting with the sky till the mechanic come out. If I was you, Jordan, if I was you, I would have been like, look, guys, I'm actually, you know, doing my due diligence interviewing you guys and I don't think I really want to work for a company where the brakes don't work on the truck.

Yeah, I feel like, yeah, you should have walked away. We would have had to, The truck wasn't working. Someone texted and said, during the elections last year, I was offered a job, but I had to meet the general manager and owner to finalise the package. That's pretty standard. In the meeting, they asked who I was going to vote for. Oh,

no. I don't think he liked my answer because I got a call the next day to say they'd gone in a different direction. I think it was a blessing in disguise that I didn't end up working there. That's so unprofessional. I want to know who you said you were going to vote for. Yeah, can you just text us telling us

who you said you, I can guess. Yeah, I think so. I think general manager, the owner. I feel like I can guess. Yeah. Probably. That's so awkward. I feel like that's really un Yeah. Probably. That's so awkward. I feel like that's really unprofessional. You should not ask someone that in a job interview.

No, you can't. That's like asking someone. You can't. That's like being like, so if a woman goes in and they're like 32 and they're like, so have you thinking about having babies soon? Well, you don't ask that. You don't ask about. It's illegal. No, you don't ask what type of person they date. So what religion are you? You don't ask their religion? No, you don't ask that. It's illegal. No, you don't ask what type of person they date.

So what religion are you? You don't ask their religion? No, you don't ask their religion? What religion? We just need to know if we're going to have to give you Matariki off. They text back. They said I was voting green and they were not. We thought so. We've found one of those things,

one of those generational divides that pop up every now and then and you don't always know that they're there until you hear someone from a different generation say a thing and you go, wait, that's not how we said it. Or like ankle socks and crew socks. Yeah. Like you can look at someone. Oh, yeah, those are fashion ones, but I mean specifically in language.

Oh, in language. Like we found out recently that a lot of Gen Z will say out of pocket, not to say that they're paying for it themselves, but because out of pocket means you're acting out of sorts. Out of pocket means the money thing. Comes out of your pocket. Yeah. No.

You're paying for it. Ella, someone who's out of pocket is someone who's been a bit cuckoo, right? Yeah, loose cannon. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. No, no. The actual in the dictionary, I believe.

Well, we've found another one. Okay, let's forget about that one. We've already debated that one and we got nowhere. We've found another one today. I'll start with you, Bree, Bonafide Millennial. What do you call it if you sit down and you have a deep and meaningful conversation with someone? A DNM.

You're having a DNM. A DNM at the party because we both had a few drinks and then we sat down for a good DNM. I think you and I need to have a DNM. Claudia, bonafide zillennial. Right on the cusp, you know? Right on the borderline. She's a millennial. What do you call it? You and Brie have a catch up at a party and you get into

your feelings. What's that called? Yep, we're having a DNM. A DNM. A DNM. DNM. A DNM. Ella, bonafide Gen Z. What do you call it? DMC. DMC. You're having a DMC?

Yeah. Deep, meaningful conversation. DMC. Why? DNM sounds dumb. God, you're dragging it out, the whole thing. DMC. It sounds like run DMC.

It sounds like run DMC. It sounds like cake by the ocean by DMC. She wouldn't know who that is. Run DMC. Sounds like Run DMC. It sounds like Cake by the Ocean by DMC. She wouldn't know who that is. Run DMC was... I'm so bored. DMC. DMC. DMC.

Deep and Meaningful Conversation. No, I know what it stands for. Deep and Meaningful. I don't understand your terms of D and M. Deep and Meaningful. Deep and Meaningful. Yeah, but you're abbreviating it, but then it loses its purpose when you check an and in it.

How much easier to say is D and M versus DMC? Let's not get into the race. No, no, no, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. The term deep and, like we're having a deep and meaningful conversation, or are you saying you just call it deep, meaningful conversation? Well, I'm just cutting words out.

It's easier. No, no. Okay. Guys, we're getting bogged down in the detail. I just don't understand when and where and why it changed. Can we put some run DMC on? Find some run DMC. I don't know who makes the rules.

Okay, public service announcement. And this is for people of all generations, okay? Some people will say D and M which is the correct thing to say and some people now will start saying DMC and just so you know so you don't seem silly and feel stupid in that situation it means deep and meaningful conversation

and it also means they were born after 9-11. I think we can all call it, let's just wrap it all up. We can all agree that this it's tricky. Very tricky. agree that this it's tricky. It's tricky. Very tricky. Don't you laugh at that. You don't even get the joke. Oh, was it a joke?

Damn it, what did she do? What did you do? Nobody explain it, okay? No one. Leave it. That's ours. That's for us. She'll figure it out eventually. She'll figure it out in 15 years. Bree and Clint. I saw this story today about a woman who's gone to the newspapers to warn people of the dangers of laser hair removal.

I feel it. I feel this to my core. You've had it, haven't you? I have. How many sessions did you have to have? Oh, I think I had over the years. Is that a rude question to ask, by the way? Nah, it's normally similar for everyone, but over the years, yeah, you

might have to have a top-up session here and there. Like, normally it's like ten. Ten? Yeah. Over how long? Over like a period of a year, year and a half. Ah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe. Do you have to have the top-ups? I haven't had any top-ups, actually. Nice. Yeah. I'll tell you for money. I'm like a sexual slippery dip. I haven't had any top-ups, actually. Nice. Yeah.

It's value for money. I'm like a sexual slippery dip. I'm bald from the eyebrows down here, my friend. Give it time. Joanna, who is 28, who didn't want her last name shared for privacy reasons, but she gave her first name, Age, and she also submitted a photo of herself to the newspaper. Is this – where is this? Where is this happening?

It's in Victoria in Australia. Oh, okay. She said she left the beauty salon with burnt nether regions downstairs. Burnt. She said, Joanna said of her laser hair removal, it was hell on earth. She said it was so. It was burnt, was it? Yeah, she said it was so painful, her laser hair removal,

that she left her body. She was in so much pain that she had an out-of-body experience. Oh, come on, Joanna. It's not that bad. Surely you'd ask them to stop. Well, yeah. Surely you'd be like, oh, whoa, whoa. There is certain parts of the nether region, I can comment,

that hurt more than others. For the laser? For the laser. Yeah. Is it like getting a tattoo removed? Well, I've never had a tattoo removed, but I believe no. Not that bad. Not that bad.

Getting a tattoo removed is like actual burning of the skin. Yeah. Whereas a laser is kind of like a little zap. It is painful. Surely if you were having such a painful experience that you were leaving your body, you would just, you'd say. I feel like us women, when we go in for beauty things, we don't want to appear.

You expect the pain? Yeah, like you are expecting it to be painful, and you also don't want to be that person that's like, ow, ow, stop. Yeah, true, true. I can't handle it when my wife plucks my nose hairs. Yeah, that hurts. In Australia, and I think it's the same here in New Zealand,

there are no regulations around the laser hair removal industry. Is there not? Which means anyone can purchase a commercial lasal hair removal machine, lasal hair. Lasal? A commercial. It's for your nose. A commercial nasal lasal hair removal machine. You can go on bloody,? A commercial. It's for your nose. A commercial nasal Lasal hair removal machine.

You can go on bloody, you can go on Timo if you want, get a laser machine, and then you can just start zapping people willy-nilly and charging them for it because there's no regulations. The problem is, is that there's different types as well. Like IPL is different. Like there's different types of laser. Indian Premier League. Huh?

IPL? IPL. Indian Premier League. Yeah, yeah, yeah types of laser. Indian Premier League. Huh? IPL? IPL. Indian Premier League. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. But there's different types of machines and some, you know, people don't know how to use them. That's what I'm saying. It's not regulated.

You don't need a license. Remember that time I said to you, this is many, many years ago when laser hair removal was quite new, can I say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I've been like, yep, this is for me. I'm going to go get my whole pursuant. I'm going to get it all lasered. Yeah for me I'm going to go get my whole possoir I'm going to get it all lasered and I'm going to get it all

taken off and I went in there and she was like and I was like you know so what happens now because it was pretty tender and she goes

here's the spray here's the spray for the possoir and you just spray it on like every night like a misting like a misting after a shower

and it should come good in a couple of days. Anyway, a couple of days later, I noticed the old pozoi was swollen, wasn't it? Didn't look like Milo. It looked more like Otis at that point. And it was kind of like, kind of looked like Garfield. Like it looked like it was Garfield had eaten a whole lot of lasagna and it was just like bursting. Like it felt like it was going to explode.

Like a bald roly dog. It was bad. Like a newborn Sharpay. Yeah. Kind of looked like the Michelin Man but downstairs. And I panicked. I panicked and I called her because she told me. Yeah.

She was like, oh. The spray will deal with that. The spray, it'll calm down in a couple of days. Three days later, I called her. I said, you need to come and have a look at this thing. It looks like a hairless mole rat at this point. She came to you. She did a home visit. No, no, no. Over the phone, she said, what's going on? And I told her, she said. FaceTime me. She goes, wouldn't be in a FaceTime. But she said, she goes, look, in certain cases, you can have a little bit of a bad reaction.

I said, this is more than a bad reaction. She said, it will be fine. And was it? And it was. It just took a couple of days. Maybe that's what Joanna needs to do. She needs to give it time. Yeah, maybe.

The burning sensation will subside. It was really burning. Like, it looked so pink. It looked like a little mini pig. We have talked about, this is so graphic. We have talked about this before, beauty salon disasters, and not just in the laser hair removal situation. We talked to a lady who went in for a wax,

and while she was up on all fours, the beard collapsed. That's my worst nightmare. She went face first into the ground with her naked nether regions up in the air. The bit under her hands collapsed and she went down that way. You couldn't be in a more... She literally went arse over tit.

You couldn't be in a more vulnerable position, could you? Like your full naked spread eagle. With hot wax between your legs. It is dangerous. 0800 dial ZM or you can text them to 9696. We can keep you anonymous if you would like, but we would love to know your beauty,

salon, beauty, treatment, disaster stories this afternoon. What happened? How burnt was it? How swollen is it? That's the question. How swollen was it? There's a lady in Australia who has come out to say she got burns, bad burns from her laser hair removal down there.

So it's got us talking about beauty salon disaster stories. Because you're often dealing with hot products in sensitive areas and in some occasions, lasers. Literal lasers. It is quite confronting when you are laying face down on a laser hair removal table and they tell you to spread them. You're right. You couldn't be much more vulnerable, could you?

And they're like doing around the sensitive and nausea area. It is quite confronting. Yeah. You're lying down for that bit. Well, everyone does it differently, but my lady, we used to lay face down. Yeah. And then she'd go, all right.

Spread them. Spread them. It's just a world that most men have no idea about. So this is very fascinating to us. Mary's here. Mary, what's your beauty salon disaster story? Hi. So basically I had a facial treatment and for some reason my lips reacted to it.

Oh no. So they just blew up, like they were so big. And I was mean to go out with a friend right afterwards and we were at a restaurant and the waitresses were all looking and it looked like, I looked in the mirror and it looked like I had just had so much filler put in. Because they weren't red, they weren't... So you had an allergic reaction. Yeah.

Yeah, and it was just my lips. So the rest of my face looked fine besides that. So, I mean, now I know that filler isn't for me. Because you know what you would look like if you did have it. Yeah, good point. Yeah. That used to happen with my sister with kiwi fruit. Oh, yeah.

I've got a friend who it happens to with tomato sauce. Yeah, and then as my sister got older, she'd be like, oh, I'm just going to plump up my lips. And she'd go rub kiwi fruit on her lips. She'd do it on purpose. Yeah, and then her lips would swell up. And then she'd be like, oh, yeah, that's what I'm looking for. Like those people who were putting the suction things on their lips.

Remember those suction cups? People are still using them. Text message, my ex went for a wax and said the waxing lady had massive fake nails. The glove she was using was more akin to one of those big gloves you use for dyeing hair. Oh, no. After the first rip of the strip, the glove flew off her hand and both the strip and the glove got stuck to the wall. I died laughing when she told me. Just there's a hairy patch.

Just like, imagine her just pulling this glove and this hairy wax strip off the wall. Amy's called up. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi. Tell us, Amy, what was your beauty disaster? So I had laser hair removal.

Yeah. Very similar to the story. I got burnt two smithereens. Yeah. Scabs galore. I was down for about a week. You had scabs. Yeah. Oh, it was brutal. You had scabs? Yeah.

Oh, it was brutal. Oh, you poor bugger. And so did you call the place and were you like, you gave me burns downstairs? Or what did you do? Yeah. Yeah, so I actually contacted them because I've been going to them for on and off three years.

Yeah. Okay. And I told the lady during it, it's too hot, it's burning, stop. She just held me down and kept going. She held you down. She's like, it's good for you. You don't know what's good for you. It's a torture chamber.

You'll thank me later. Oh, you poor thing. Yeah. I spent the next month having to have LED treatment on me with my bits all out for about three people. Oh, no. You want to check the Google reviews and the place you're going, eh? You really do.

You want to make sure when someone's using a laser down on your privates that they're equipped. I once had a Brazilian and she couldn't get a good grip on the wax and had to keep trying. And I got sweatier because of the pain until she gave up and had to try and cut the wax out instead. Oh, no. No, no.

I gave up getting Brazilians many, many moons ago because it's just, like, text me on 9696. Is it worth it? The Brazilian, like, in my Brazilian era. Yeah, yeah. So you go in. You get it. You get a Brazilian.

Yeah. It's the most painful thing in the whole world, even if you get someone who's good at it. And then you get the five o'clock shadow. And then you get like, it's great for like a week or two weeks and then it starts to grow back and then you have to grow it back for like six to eight weeks. It's horrible.

Finally, good to get a bit of diversity in this conversation. Anonymous, you're a male and you've got a beauty disaster story for us. I do. What happened? So picture this, about 18, 19-year-old me going out in town. Decided I'd get some hair removal cream to have a wee trim up downstairs. Okay. Just advice, don't rub it in.

Anonymous. It's a topical cream. You just mean to sit it on top there, don't rub it in. Anonymous. It's a topical cream. You just mean to sit it on top there, aren't you? I didn't read. I should have read, but I didn't. I ended up getting about, like, speaking of third-degree burns all over my tether agents and blistering.

Oh. Yes. Oh. Oh, burnt your sack, did it? Yes. Oh, God, I'm not always able to hear. Was that the first and last it burnt your sack, did it? Yeah. Oh, God, Anonymous, that would hurt. Was that the first and last time you attempted a treatment like that? It was.

Yeah. Leave it to the professionals now. What do you do now? Do you just, like, use a shaver and trim, or what? Yeah, just trim. Yeah, good. It's safer. Yeah, it's safer.

Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, thanks, Anonymous. Don't drink and trim, because I've made that mistake before. Yeah. Bye. Bye, thanks, Anonymous. Don't drink and trim because I've made that mistake before. Yeah. Read the Google reviews. And in Anonymous' situation, read the instructions on the bottle, I guess.

Yeah, that's a good idea. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of Guess the Noise where we guess the noise. And producer Claude provides those noises. Hello, Claude. Hello. This game used to be called Guess the Voice, didn't it? Yeah.

Did that just pop back into your brain? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same. But we ran out of voices. Yeah. Celebrity voices. There's only so many that you can identify, you know? Yeah.

So many unique, yeah, only so many unique ones. Yeah. So we're guessing noises today, and you've said it could be quite hard. Let's meet our contestants that are playing with us. Brad, you're going to join Team Clint. Cue to Brad. G'day, Brad. G'day, team.

G'day, g'day. And Lucien. Lucien, you're joining Team Bree. Hello, hello. Hello, mate. Welcome to Team Bree. Claude, you said that you've made it a little bit harder this week. I think I've accidentally made it harder.

I've taken a risk with the theme, and in my mind, I was like, simple. But listening back to it, I'm like, hmm, maybe difficult. Okay, well, we'll let you know at the end. Cool. Well, this is Guess the Noise. Pretty self-explanatory. We'll play a noise, and you guys need to guess what it is. The theme I've gone with today, very unfortunate after the caller that we just spoke to with

the hair removal cream. Yeah. Different balls getting kicked. Oh. Or hit. Sports balls. Okay. Sports.

Different types of balls being hit. This is going to be very hard. Sports people's balls. For our fellas playing down the phone line. Yeah. But that's okay. We'll press on. Yeah.

I think you guys will be all right. I'll be very generous with the points, I think. But Brie and Clint, you guys can do the first test round. You'll go first. The first team to three points will take home the win. Good to go? Good to go. Okay.

What ball is getting hit here? Brie. Brie. It's one of two. It's one of two, isn't it? Yeah. So you pick one. I want to say it's a golf ball.

It is. Well done. What was the other option? I would have said baseball with an aluminium bat. Nice. Well done. That's what I was tossing up between. Yeah.

Okay, that is one point for Team Bree. So Brad and Lucien, this one is for you guys. Name that ball, guys. Brad. Brad. Is that a Cricket ball Good guess

It's not Lucian you've got this What is it Basketball It's tennis isn't it Yeah it's tennis Damn it No points there

It's harder down the phone line It's harder yeah Much harder So back to Bree and Clint What ball is getting hit here Clint Clint What ball is getting hit here? Clint. Clint.

What is that? Human testicles. Is that real? No. Who did you simulate that on to get the recording? I will not expose my sources. Okay, that is one point for Team Bree and one for Team Clint. So Brad and Lucien, this one's for you guys.

I know it. Give it to you guys a couple of times. Here it is. Brad. Is it a rugby ball? It's not, but that's very close. Lucien? Very close to a rugby ball would be...

American football. That's a great guess. Too close. It's a basketball. It's a soccer ball. It's a soccer ball. Is it a soccer ball? Yeah, you can have a grass in there.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, you can too. Well, we're Oh, yeah. Yeah, you can too. Well, we're all still all tied up, so this one is for the win. Okay, everyone's in. Everyone's in, boys. All balls in. All balls in. Good luck, everyone.

You got balls, you're in. You got no balls, you're in. Here we go, guys. Brie. Brie. Either a baseball or a softball. You have to pick one. Oh, one more time.

I played softball for such a long time. Oh, Claudia. Three. Softball. No. Is that a baseball? It's a baseball. Yeah, we got a brand. That's a baseball? That's a baseball. Yeah, we got it, Brad.

That's so unfair. That's so unfair. Clint's got balls and I don't. He's used to hearing what they sound like. Brad, you and your balls have scored 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations. Nice work, Brad. Cheers.

Sweetass. Let's get some noise. That was a fun one. That was good, Claude. I liked it. Not proud of that one Who would have thought We love playing with balls

Over the years We do love To do a taste test On things that are trendy Yeah And So you guys don't have to In case it's bad

50-50 strike rate It is a 50-50 I think Remember when we did Ice cream with olive oil and salt Quite good. Very good. Quite nice. Yeah.

Well, I've got another one. It's time for another Brie and Clint taste test. We taste it so you don't have to. People are going absolutely bananas over this combination on the internet at the moment. Okay. And it's made its way down under because people are starting to catch on because I think this was going, like, pretty viral in America and everyone was kind of jumping on board.

Sure. Producer Ellie, you can come into the studio with the items. The food combo that people are getting into is Kit Kat and tomato sauce. Kit Kat and ketchup? Yeah. Okay. So a Kit Kat, squeeze some ketchup on the Kit Kat. Yeah.

Pop it in the gob. Okay. And they reckon it's delicious. Oh, I'm highly dubious of this. I mean, I'm a big fan of the Kit Kat, so I'm keen on that part. All right. What do you think it's going to taste like? Tomato sauce, to me, has a very specific place.

I'm not the kind of person who puts tomato sauce on everything. Like I won't put tomato sauce on my mashed potatoes, for instance. Yes, me neither. But I know people that will. I'm kind of like hot chips. Yes. Is perfect. Hot, yeah.

Maybe a bit of steak from time to time. Hot. Generally it has to be hot. Yeah. Okay. But let's give it a whirl. All right. Squirt a bit on.

Okay, yeah. Have you put enough on? I think Yeah. Okay. But let's give it a whirl. All right. Squirt a bit on. Okay. Yep. Have you put enough on? I think so. Okay. It's in the grooves. I've got two fingers of Kit Kat. I've got tomato sauce down on it.

Okay. I've got a heap on mine. Okay. I love ketchup. And people say this is good. People say this is delicious. Okay. It's just a Heinz ketchup, which I think is the same as tomato sauce.

And your regular. And just a normal finger of Kit Kat. Normal Kit Kat. Okay. Bon appetit. Normal Kit Kat. Okay. Bon appétit. Bon appétit. Tastes a lot like Kit Kat and tomato sauce to me. I know we're into salty sweet, but I don't know.

I feel like it's not salty sweet because it's sweet sweet. It's sweet sweet. It's sweet sweet. It's like the tanginess of the tomato sauce. The tomato sauce is sweet. I'm trying to give it a chance. I'm waiting for the good bit to shine through. The shining light for me is how delicious the Kit Kat is. And I'm trying to suck through the tomato sauce

to get to the yumminess of the Kit Kat. Just to get to the Kit Kat. I would probably go as far as to say that this is disgusting. And if I had to, I'd peer that back to it's not good. But that's as good as I can give it. Like if I was to give it a star. Why are you ruining a Kit Kat?

Are we getting trolled? Did you check the comments on these videos to see if it was like a... People are saying it's delicious. Really? Yes. And tomato sauce. Ross Boss?

Sorry, I have a theory here. Yeah. Ella and Claudia are actually just like stocking their pantry with things, going, oh, I need some tomato sauce. Let's get Brie and Clint to eat it. Yeah. And then we can take it home. This is the latest trend.

Claudia, that would explain why tomorrow you wanted to do sausage rolls and a dozen toilet paper. Oh, I just happen to be doing a declutter. It's just a coincidence. Claude's like, apparently nappy sand and rice, delicious. And a $50 power credit. Tastes so good together. It's a no.

It's a no from me. It's a no from me. But I will finish this Kit Kat. Bree and Clint. What did you hide from your parents? There's a video that's gone super viral of a mum standing at the airport saying goodbye to her son. He's passed through the checkpoint and as he passes and waves, she sees a tattoo that he has been hiding from her for months.

What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? Is that a tattoo or me that now, Josh. What is that? Is that a tattoo or is that fake? Please tell me that's fake. Is it fake? Josh, get back to me.

Show me that tattoo. Is that fake or is it real? Is it fake or is it real? Oh, my God. She's stressing too. She's so panicking. You can see why people hide things from their parents. Yeah.

She was not. Full panic mode. She was not taking it well. Someone said, two tongue piercings at 16. I couldn't talk or eat for a few days. Just acted like I was sulking. That's funny. Two tongue piercings. Two. Wow, you went two tongue piercings at the same time.

That's hardcore. Yeah. And you're right, your parents would be twice as angry. Absolutely. There's two things to be angry about. This person wants to be anonymous. I wonder if it's because they're still hiding the thing from their parents. Hi, anonymous.

Hi, anonymous. Hi. Tell us, are you still hiding this thing from your parents? I'm the mum that hid it hidden. Scandal. What was it? Two boys. Two boys getting their first tamoko,

and I'm ranting to the artist saying how amazing it is they're getting tamoko so they don't get any stupid tattoos. They can regret later on. Get in the car and find out the oldest has www.hoiho.com above his pubic line. Done by a drunken friend to practice on. No! He looks in the mirror. I just felt like an idiot.

Why would he choose that? So we get in the car, and the 16-year-old just bursts out laughing. I could tell he was trying to hold something in, because I'd gone on for ages. These are two boys getting pamokooko and I'm like, this is so good for Maori kids. It's so meaningful getting these tattoos.

www.hoihoa.com in reverse so it looks the right way in the mirror above his pubes. And hoihoa is the Maori word for horse. Oh wow. So yeah, it's probably a little bit more than that mother was on that video. What did you say to your boy?

Oh, I couldn't. What could I say? Have you seen it? Did you make him show you the tattoo? Yes. And it's hideous. It looks like someone drunk and doesn't know what they're doing, did it? Because they did.

Oh, well, you're going to have to live with that for the rest of your life. It's probably why he's still single. Oh, I love it, Anonymous. I love it. I, did it? Because they did. Oh, well, you're going to have to live with that for the rest of your life. It's probably why you're still single. I love it, Anonymous. I love it. I wonder if it's a real website. I've just been, it says the website can't be reached. Oh. Maybe hoihor.co.nz.

Yeah, no, no, it's.com. Yeah, no, I'm just trying to go to a website, see if the website is real, you know? Well, your son needs to buy that domain, Anonymous. Yeah, you don't want someone else getting their hands on it. You don't want him wearing someone else's domain on their pubic region. How old is he now, Anonymous?

He's almost 36. Oh, that's hilarious. Thank you. You've made my night. That's so good. Sorry it happened to you, but you know. Anonymous, you're just laughing about it now. We're getting lots of texts on this too.

This one's quite an interesting one. So here's the situation. They said, I was hiding my adult toys from my parents. I was 17 and my mum was cleaning my room and found them. And when I got home from school, she had the boxes on the kitchen table and fully yelled at me. Call me naive, but I wouldn't expect a 17-year- old to have any. But then if they did, it's like who are they hurting? 17, of course. They're not hurting anybody. 17?

You're fully 18 to buy them? I don't think so. 16 maybe? Really? Yeah, like you're not hurting anyone. That's what I'm saying. Don't put them on the kitchen counter, Mum. That's tapu. If that was my kid, right? If that was my kid and they were 17 and I found a few little toys, I'd be like, you know what? They're 17. They're about to become an adult. Yeah.

You shame them a bit. You shame them a bit. No, you don't. You do. You do not. You go, oh, yuck. You do not. I know what you're doing.

I know what you're doing in that room. I know what you're doing in there. If I found that, I would put it away and try and burn it off my retinas and never remember it ever again. I had a full upper back tattoo of a dragon spreading its wings from my parents. I hid it for two years, forgot about it, and I was staying with them and I walked out of the shower in just a towel thinking no one was home. Oh, no.

Not the full dragon back tat. Someone said, I bought a Harley Davidson and hid it until my dad had to come over and help me put cameras in at my house. I'm a 40 year old woman who owns her own home and he didn't say a thing. Just put the cameras up and gave me that look. Did you really buy a Harley? Taylor's here. Hi Taylor. Hi Taylor. Hi. What did you hide from your parents, Taylor?

It wasn't me. It was my older brothers. What did they do? When they were younger, about 12 or 13, they were wrestling in their bedroom, and one of them picked up the other one and slammed him onto the bed. As you do. He put a big hole in the gym.

Okay. Hole in the wall, yeah. And he put a big hole in the gym. Okay. Hole in the wall, yeah. And the wall behind it. Okay. They covered it with a poster of the bridge to nowhere. Five years later, my mum found that hole, but then he had already moved out. Wait a second. Is this like the Shawshank Redemption New Zealand edition?

Your brothers had gone through that hole in the wall and they'd turned onto freedom. Oh, my God, you should have put a poster of Rita Hayworth over the hole and it would have been just like Short Shag Redemption. It would have been brilliant. Oh, it would have been so good. I kind of want to put a hole in a wall at my place now and put that poster up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good place to hide stuff.

It is, hey. I kind of want to get a tattoo of hoihor.com tattooed above my nipple. Isn't that so good? The domain's already taken. You can put your voice in there if you want to. Hide stuff in there too. Thanks, Taylor. We appreciate the call, mate.

See you, Taylor. All good. See you. Hoihor.com. Birthday banger. Should we do a birthday banger? Birthday banger right now. Number one song when you turn 16.

We want a good one for a Monday, so give us a call. 0800 dials at M right now. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Birthday banging time, same time every day. You call us, we tell you what was the number one song when you turned 16. Then we play our favourite one.

How you going, Sarah? Hi, Sarah. Hi, how are you? Good, mate. How was your weekend? Yeah, it was good. It was pretty quiet. Just watched some Netflix.

Oh, yeah. We love that. There's nothing good on Netflix at the moment. There's nothing good. What are you watching, Sarah? What about that documentary about the cult, the TikTok cult? Is that good? No, I didn't watch it, but I watched that somewhere between that series.

It was pretty good. That's very good. I'm so bereft of things to watch. I've started watching Bridgerton. Come back to the other side. And there's nothing to watch. There's nothing to watch. I watched Bridget Jones' Diary the other night.

That was pretty good. Mine keeps telling me to watch Mr. and Mrs. watch. Yeah. I watched Bridget Jones' Diary the other night. It was pretty good. Mine keeps telling me to watch Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Anyway, Sarah, this is about you. Give us your date of birth, mate. We'll tell you your birthday banger. It's the 9th of November, 1981. Okay. That means you were 16 in 1997.

And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. She watched the Barbie movie, Sarah. I did. I did watch that. I worked at the movies, actually, so it was crazy fun. I bet it would have been. There's a ripper of a birthday banger. Sarah, you've got to love this.

It's a funny one. It's a funny one. It is a funny one. It's iconic. It's a part of pop culture. Wait there. We're going to do Tony's birthday bingo. G'day, Tony.

G'day, Tony. Hey, how you doing? We're good, thank you, mate. How was your weekend? Oh, it was pretty awesome. Spent it with my special lady. Oh, I see you, Tony. I see you.

Did you do anything special or just hung out? A bit like Sarah, a bit of Netflix. Chilling. A bit of chill, yeah. A bit of Netflix and chilling. A bit of Netflix and chill. We hear you, Tony. A bit of hanging out. A bit like Sarah, a bit of Netflix. Chilling. A bit of chill, yeah. A bit of Netflix and chilling. A bit of Netflix and chill. We hear you, Tony. A bit of hanging out.

A bit of relaxing. What did you watch, Tony, or you didn't get to watch much of it? Am I right, eh? All right, Tony. Geek Girl. Geek Girl. You've got to try that one. For a couple of oldies, that's a pretty cool show.

Okay. Wait, what show? Geek Girl. Geek Girl. Okay. I watched that. I watched it on Friday. It's a new one that's just come out, yeah.

Yeah, pretty different, pretty cool. All right, Tone Dog, give us your date of birth, mate. We'll do your birthday banger. 3rd of Feb, 1972. All right, Tony, you were 16 in 1988, and here's your birthday banger. Oh, he's Rick Rolled Us. Oh, you got us, Tony.

He's got us. That's Rachel's favourite. We went and saw him in concert at the Vineyard just before COVID hit. Amazing. Did he Rick-roll everyone there, Tony? He Rick-rolled it. Oh, I like it. He did an aha there.

I like it. Nice. Okay, Tony, wait there, mate. Dating Tony sounds like a good time. He sounds fun, eh? Let's do Vanessa's birthday banger. Hi, Ness. Hi, Vanessa.

Hello. Vanessa, tell us, what did you do on the weekend? Watch kids' sport, housework. What sport are the kids playing? Like, what sport have you signed the kids up to? Football and netball. Okay, so two pretty good sports to watch. The outdoor ones and the medallions. I really want to talk to the parents who have signed their kids up to? Football and netball. Okay, so two pretty good sports to watch. The outdoor ones and the

mid-ball ones. I really want to talk to the parents who have signed their kids up to cricket. I know it's a summer sport, but like, who is signing their kid up to cricket? No offence to cricket players, but damn, I would never sign my kid up to cricket. You don't want the admin. Oh, it's such a long game. It's the same with people who sign

their kid up to rowing. I was like, you know you have to drive them there at five in the morning. Yeah, like you can pick from football, netball, hockey. You've just got to get your kid doing something, hey, Vanessa, so they don't join a gang. Well, true, true. That's it. Whatever you do, keep them out of those gangs.

Hey, Vanessa, what is your date of birth? 10th of November, 1979. All right, mate, that means you're 16. In 1995, we've done the calculations and this is your birthday banger. Oh, I love it. What are the chances? We're trying to keep the kids out of the gangs

and your birthday banger is Gangster's Paradise. Coolio! Takes me back. It's a rip-off, Vanessa. Very good. Takes you back to the mean streets of 95. Okay, wait there, Vanessa. Rick Astley, Coolio or Aqua?

I vote Gangsters Paradise. Ooh. I kind of want to Rick Roll the station. I'm just thinking if Claudia would do it. No, think about yourself. No, but I have to because you've already voted for something else. Just pick what you want to hear. Gangster's Paradise.

Oh, I got you all. Hey, Vanessa, you're the winner of Birthday Banger. Congratulations. Woo, thank you Thanks for calling through Vanessa, have a good day Zidane, Bree and Clint The winner of Birthday Banger is Coolio In Gangster's Paradise

And after we couldn't get Bone Thugs-N-Harmony Across the line last week, I feel a bit better. Oh, let it go, mate. I feel a bit better about that now. Let it go. Move on. That was last week.

No, I know. Different dimensions. You know, I hang on to these things. We know you do. And I'm glad you didn't give it to cultureless Claudia, who would have chosen. Yeah, I would have Rick Rolled you. Yeah, you would have gone.

Oh, damn. That's what I wanted. You should have stuck with your gut. It's very rare you vote with me, though. Is it? Yeah, it's quite rare. So I was like, I don't want to risk it. And then there's always the risk that you'll pick whatever you want.

I don't know that one. I would have been happy with Aqua anyway. You never know what you're going to get at 5.30. Every day we do a birthday banger. And if you can get through, we will tell you the number one song the day that you turned 16 years old. It's a good time to reminisce. Next on the show, I've got a challenge for you, Bree,

that I need you to lean into. Okay? I need you to go with it and trust the process for this challenge. You never sent me a challenge that I actually can complete. No, you can complete this. It's up to you. Physically, it won't challenge you at all. In fact, you will.

You're not going to make me drink two litres of milk again. No, that would be physically challenging for you. Because physically, that ruined me. And the work toilets. You just need to trust the process in this one. No toilets will be harmed. No bodily functions will be interfered with. Okay. But you will look interfered with. Okay.

But you will look a bit different. Okay? What does that mean? We're going to do it next. We'll talk about it after this. Brie and Clint. And that's us.

That's the end of the show. A show where Brie committed to trying out the millennial middle part. That's right. She's going to do it. We're going to get you styled. No, I'm all about

trying new things and seeing if it works, which I know it won't. But I'm happy to appease you guys and show you. You think it'll be a told you so moment? Might be. I think you might be pleasantly surprised. I'm interested to know because I never, ever in my whole entire life

have had my hair styled in a middle part. Do we need to get any other Gen Z stylings for her at the time? Like any other clothing items? What would make me full Gen Z? Crop top. Get me like a Billie Eilish outfit. Yeah, yeah. You have a Billie Eilish top, but we can do something.

No, like an outfit. So like clothes that are like eight sizes too big for me. Yeah, yeah. Maybe some old school skate shoes. She likes those. She's not the one we want. The jorts. She's too extreme. Yeah, yeah. Maybe some old school skate shoes. She likes those. She's not the one we want. The jorts. You can borrow my jorts.

She's too extreme. Jorts. Get you some jorts. I can wear some jorts. Roman sandals. You guys like Roman sandals, don't you? Sure. I don't know about that.

Maybe a Birkenstock clog. Yeah. Something made of hemp. All right, we're going to work on that. We'll catch you guys back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. See you. See you, bye.