ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 10th March 2021

Episode Date: March 10, 2021

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Matty. Hi. Ben, is there much sailing stuff in the podcast today, or did you chop it out? There's a little bit here and there. Yeah, Matty and I are watching a boat race, which, if you live overseas, we've got a lot of American listeners.

I wonder if Americans even know what the America's Cup is. Well, if they're not invested in it, like if their team's not in it. Yeah. To be honest, I don't even know how many New Zealanders are invested in it. I'm into it, so we're talking about it. Well, I thought that because I can't attest to being much of a sailing fan.

No, me neither. But then it gets on the TV. They're going bloody fast. All of a sudden, your eyes are glued. If you want to watch some, this is a weird thing to say, if you want to watch some really exciting sailing, go on the YouTube channel America's Cup because these boats are literally

flying they're out of the water like they sit above the water on these foils and it's am i sounding like a sailing guy yet yeah right sounded really good man sounding a bit punishing anyway go and watch it because or don't oh yeah you know what i i'm into it i don't know that i'm a keep going after the fact and buy a boat no i love do your um harbour masters oh my god i was down we were doing the show from down on the waterfront today and you see some of the boats yeah insane the the actual racing boat no like people's boats oh yeah the owner's yachts like any ossa's yachts down there the super yacht. Like he's an actual man. Yeah, like there are some of those. Oh, is Ineos a man?

Yeah, I think that's his last name. But some of these are just general people who own a boat and these are like multi, multi-million dollars. And also parking in the viaduct is the equivalent of parking, like valet parking at like the most expensive place in the country. Yeah, you're not using the AT app to pay $4 an hour. No, you're not in Wilson AT app to pay $4 an hour. No, you're not in Wilson Car Park flat rate after hours.

You're there to be seen. Gen Z, are you into America's Cup? I'd agree with what, probably not really, but I'd agree with what Matty said, that it's enough there on your screen. You're keen to get caught up in the hype. Yeah, it was. Like me personally, as soon as, like he said, it starts going, you're keen to get caught up in the hype like me personally as soon as like you said

it starts going you're like oh this is actually really cool but yeah I'd say probably more boys but but you're not going to go and do some research on it afterwards well like I'll follow Peter Burling on Instagram oh right and Blair Chirk and Blair Chirk yeah

but that's about it good okay anything exciting we need to cover off And their joke. Yeah, you will. But that's about it. Good. Okay. Anything exciting we need to cover off in the podcast intro today? Anybody got anything that wasn't safe for the radio that they want to trot out here? Nah. Anything hot? Anything steamy? Maddie's looking very uncomfortable.

What do you want to know? I don't know. An insight into your life? I don't know. Anybody get lucky over... Anyway, that's enough. Whoa. I only say this because I've got nothing exciting going on.

Just a, you know, nearly born child. No, I know. Not exciting at all. No, I know. That is very exciting. But because of that, you can't do anything exciting. But you literally have to stay in the same place just in case it comes. Like, I've got to be ready to down tools and leave at any minute. Oh, my gosh.

You know, like in the movies, do you have a hospital bag? Yeah. Oh my gosh. Yeah, Lucy's got two. That's so exciting. Does it have snacks in it? Yes, there's snacks in it. If there's a change of clothes for mum and all that stuff, if you stay at the hospital, is there a bag for you?

I should put some clean undies in the hospital bag. Yeah. We have go bags at TVNZ. For what? Well, in case shit hits the fan and we need to run away to a breaking news story. Oh. Oh my gosh. I've never thought about that. Like overnight bags?

Yeah. Really? Yeah. What have you got in there? Change of chinos? Change of pants. Underwear. Yeah.

Phone charger. Toothbrush. Is it there? Yep. At work? Or is it at your home? At work. How often do you update the outfit that's in the go bag?

Good question. Well, I'm lucky now that I, because I'm quite important. Whoa! No, I own it. I like it. I have my own wardrobe at TVNZ. So I can just grab clothes at work. As in there's clothes there for you to wear on the show

and someone keeps them fresh, pressed, clean. Dry cleaned. Oh my gosh, that's so cool. Ben, I want that. I want that. We make videos. I've got to look good. There you go.

But when I was a reporter, I got caught out a couple of times without a full go bag. Oh, had me. And you had to repeat a shirt. I had to go commando. I was going to ask what element was missing. Oh, how do you? And you had to repeat a shirt. I had to go commando. I was going to ask what element was missing. Oh yeah.

So don't get caught out at the hospital. Pack some undies. It's actually really cool though. If there's anything for tomorrow, like, like it's quite cool learning those

behind the scenes things. There you go. If there's anything else for tomorrow, that'd be cool. Oh, then none of them wear pants on TV.

No, there's no pants under the desk. No. Like Simon, wait. Okay, wait. Is Simon wearing? No. Briefs.

Oh, he is wearing briefs. If you're lucky. If you're lucky, yeah. Well, I wasn't sure if it was in a way, like he'd been caught up with that as a way. The late news bulletin? Full CMBs. Isn't that done by a female?

Well, oh, sexist. Oh. See, females can have a CMB. Isn't that done by A female? Well Oh sexist Oh See a female's Going to have a CMB Um That's enough Um

That's enough Females can Wait no nothing I'll cancel my Cmbs Um Here's a podcast Everybody

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Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Quentin? Brie and Clinton are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show. Maddie's still here. Hi, Maddie. Hi. It's the big day.

The America's Cup gets underway. And Maddie and Ike, Hi, Maddie. Hi. It's the big day. The America's Cup gets underway. And Maddie and I care. We're even dressed in theme today. You've got a very vintage Team New Zealand top on. Yeah. Is that circa what? 1995? 1995. This is the one, not the one, but the one that Sir Peter Blake wore when they won the America's Cup. I mean

that's good omens. Yeah, it's good omens. I've got my red socks on today. Yeah, got your lucky red socks on. What's the weather doing for us for the race this afternoon? Might be a couple of showers. They'll be pretty isolated, though. Look at me. I get my voice on, don't I?

Yeah, you go into your weather voice. It's very official, yeah. And I wondered whether that would be an issue. And then someone pointed out to me they're literally on the water. Like, they're fine with a bit of water. Are they? Apparently. The rain's okay.

The rain's okay. Yeah. And winds are about 11 knots, which, again, I have to ask these things because I have no idea what that means for a sailor. Yeah, yeah. It's on the low end, but not low enough to cancel the race. So we'll go ahead. Because too much wind and not enough wind are the problems, right? Exactly.

Oh, that's exciting. Four o'clock, the racing starts. And then we'll give you the updates as they come through, as we take on the Italians. Luna Rossa for the America's Cup. This is it, by racing starts. We'll give you the updates as they come through as we take on the Italians. Luna Rosa for the America's Cup. This is it, by the way. This is it. All the other races were just warm-ups.

Now we're into the America's Cup. I'm feeling confident. Yeah. Yeah, same. I mean, I don't know what I'm talking about, but I'm feeling confident. No, and confidence is key. Absolutely.

We'll go into it with that. Two shots at $40,000. I keep going to say $30,000. It's $40,000. Now the secret sounds. Because you and I jackpotted it yesterday. That's right, we did. You're welcome.

If you know what it is, stick around because at 4 o'clock, you could be taking home $40,000. But right now, you're shot at $50. Free and Cleanse. Tradie versus Lady. The second greatest prize on our show this afternoon And if you want it, we want one lady and one Trady to call us now on 0800-DALLA-ZM You go head to head in a general knowledge quiz that Maddie has prepared for you

Bring it on Whoever knows the most wins the cash and will play next ZM Brie and Clint ZM Bree and Clint Go Bree and Clint Tradie versus Lady The toughest competition

Off water today Tradie versus Lady Your chance to win $50 cash If you know the most Maddie's written the questions Let's meet our lady first She's 21

And she's from the Tron and she's a professional caterer. Welcome to the show, Alyssa. Hi. Hi, how are you? Good. How's Hamilton today? Oh, same old Hamilton.

Beautiful. Love it. We love the Tron. Beautiful, beautiful Hamilton. Okay, let's see who you're taking on. He's a tradie. He's from Christchurch and he's a professional beatboxer. What? Welcome to the show, Jordan. Hey, let's see who you're taking on. He's a tradie. He's from Christchurch and he's a professional beatboxer.

What? Welcome to the show, Jordan. Hey, Jordan. Hey, guys. How's it going? Wait, is the beatboxing your trade? No, I'm a painter. How is it professional? Who pays you to beatbox? I'm in with this band and during their little halftime breaks,

I jump up, door jam, and they give me like 40 bucks. Go on. We might pay you 50 bucks this afternoon, so give us a quick beat. Alright. Whoa! Yeah, right. Okay, that's worth 40 bucks, alright. Okay, Jordan, your buzzer

is tradie. Alyssa, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers wins the game. Good luck, everybody. All right, let's get into it. First question. Half of New Zealand should have access to the COVID-19 vaccine by the end of June. Do you get the vaccine through a pill or an injection? Tradie.

Jordan. Lady. Injection? Correct. Or suppository, it's up to you. Nothing. Each to their own, Jordan. Team New Zealand. It's faster.

It's faster if you get, no, don't worry. Team New Zealand's first America's Cup race starts in about an hour. Who sponsors Team New Zealand? Lady. Trady. Alyssa. Is it Prada? No. Jordan, would you like a free guess?

Is it Emirates? Yeah, it is Emirates. The name sponsor, Emirates Team New Zealand. Okay. Jordan, you can win the game here. You're two up, Jordan. Alyssa, you need this to stay in. Good luck. The Bachelor New Zealand has introduced four intruders

into the mix of ladies. Which group does Bachelor Moses Mackay perform with? Give you a clue. They do opera. They don't beatbox. Ladies. Alyssa.

Music. No. Jordan, you want a freebie? No, I have no idea. You guys don't know Sully Mio? Come on, guys. Jordan, you want a freebie? No, I have no idea. You guys don't know Sully Mio? Come on, guys. Oh, man. I should get a point for trying.

You should get a point for asking for a point. That's good. That's not how quizzes work. You're still in it, though, Alyssa. Okay, question number four. The Queen has finally responded to Harry and Meghan's bombshell interview with Oprah. Name one of the Queen's children. Lady.

Alyssa. Diana. I know that's wrong. I love that you knew it was wrong. You went for it anyway. Jordan, name a child. Prince Charles. Prince Charles, yeah.

I love instantly, I know that's wrong. But you gave it a go. Jordan, we're going to pay you for that beatboxing. $50 this afternoon. Congratulations. $10 bonus. Yeah. You could.

Bree and Clint. It starts today, everybody. We begin defending the America's Cup. I'm like, I'm so nervous. Like, if we lose this cup, then it's over. I quit. That's enough. We've been through too much.

We can't. We can't. I've got my red socks on. Yep. I've got my 1995 America's Cup jersey on. I'm doing my part for the campaign. Yeah, we're doing everything we can. All the boys need to do is cross the finish line first.

It's as easy as that, right? Too much to ask. Yeah. One of the boys down there supporting the boys in the thick of it is Jack Tame. Kia ora, Jack.

Kia ora. Laz, laz, laz. Yeah. All right, boys. Let's talk about sailing. None of us have a boat, but all of a sudden we're all experts.

What's the vibe in the viaduct, Jack? Well, it's kind of average. Right. Well, no, because it's level two. Oh, right. You're not letting people in the Viaduct. So, like, the thing that everyone was looking forward to,

like, the day that we've waited years for, the old mug on the line, the oldest contest in sports. Well, it's just, it's good. But, like, in the Viaduct, they don't have the big screens going because they don't want people to come down here, you know, because you've got to be, got to be a bit safe.

Well, we want you to do some work for us because it does start today and while we'll pretend to be sailing experts, not very many Kiwis actually have a boat. So there's something we thought you could do for us today, Jack.

I'm concerned that I'm just one of these people that turns up to sporting events and then just drinks and doesn't actually watch what's going on. But I want to get involved. I want to get involved. So can you help me out and help those out at home that are listening right now

that are perhaps getting around the TV with a group of people and want to sound smart watching the America's Cup Cup? Well, the best one you can possibly drop in, once the racing starts, just casually say to your mates, keep an eye out on the downwind leg for the Team New Zealand no-look jibe. Oh, okay. Okay, on the downwind

leg, Team New Zealand will pull the no-look jibe. Can you remember that much? I think the good thing about that one is it's so complicated that no one's going to question you. They're going to go, this guy knows what he's talking about. Okay, yeah, that's perfect. What else have you got?

I think you can say Lunarossa has really benefited from the dual helmsman. Lunarossa has really benefited from the dual helmsman. Okay. I think this is the simplest way to get excited about the America's Cup and about the technology. The boats are going about four times the speed of the wind. Wow. Right.

So think about that. They have no power on board. And so if the wind is 10 kilometres an hour, the boats are going 40 or 50 kilometres an hour. If the wind is 20 k's, they're going 80 k's an hour. Try and get your head around the science of that. Yeah, no, you've lost us actually, Jack. All I heard is,

watch out for the Benji Marshall no-look pass as America's Cup, as Team New Zealand cross the try line. Go well. Go Team New Zealand. Go Jack Tame. Thanks for your help this afternoon. Are you wearing the hat today, Jack?

Nah, because it's not very sunny and I need a bit of tan. That hat goes four times the speed of the wind. We've got some breaking snake news, everybody. Oh. A snake, a slippery little snake, has been found on a construction site in South Auckland where contractors were flushing out a pipe

and a snake came slithering out of the pipe. It was in Papakura and they were flushing the pipe before they put it into the ground and a snake came out of it. What would you do? Well, I wouldn't know what to do. I didn't even think we had snakes. Neither did I. You'd be completely unprepared for it.

You'd be prepared for a big, ugly spider. Maybe a rat. A rat in there. Possibly even a stray cat. But that there is like a one and a half metre snake. They did the right thing, according to MPI. What is the right thing? Call MPI.

All right. It doesn't say in the story but I think they killed it. I think the I think the the people

who were putting the pipe in I think they killed it. Like purposefully killed it. Yeah I think like with the spade like ah! Bang!

You would because you'd get such a fright. That would be your natural reaction. Because probably the worst thing you could do

would be like shoo it off. Because then MPI would get there and go, okay guys great news, where's the snake? And you go, um... But I've seen videos of places where snakes are commonplace and they happily just pick them up,

carry them, put them down on the grass Are you saying you'd pick up the snake and then put it somewhere else? I'm not saying I would do that I'm just saying... You don't even know if it's poisonous. No, I absolutely would not do that. I'm just saying sometimes in countries where they're more comfortable with snakes, they know what to do. They do, but we don't because we have no snakes.

MPI have said that they've inspected the site and there's no evidence of further snakes and no threat to the public. You don't know? You don't know? Have you checked every pipe? Have you looked in every bit of long grass? There could be snakes all over South Auckland right now. I have more follow-up questions like where did the snake come from? Yeah, they didn't

clarify that. How did it get in the drain? Did you know, according to MPI which stands for the Ministry of Primary Industries by the way. Correct. One to two snakes a year are found in New Zealand. No. Mostly not venomous and mostly dead. They come in in like used cars and stuff like that

and they haven't survived the boat trip. We're so boring when it comes to deadly animals. Right? Some dead snakes. And a couple of angry sheep. Remember that sheep on Police 10-7 that the policeman killed with the assault rifle? No. Do you not remember that episode?

Oh, that's a bit of Kiwiana gold, that one. That was as close as we got to, like, crocodile hunter stuff. I'm going to go YouTube it. A wild sheep. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest

live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, scary story about a Billie Eilish stalker in the news today. Tell us more. Oh my goodness. People are so crazy these days. A guy has camped outside her house. Now, she still has this

random family home, right? It's the same home she's lived in, you know, since before she became a multimillionaire superstar. So that's why these guys, like, camped outside her house and, you know, knew where she lived, watched her come and leave and all that kind of thing. She's had a restraining order put out on him, and he sent her a very dark letter recently,

which was the icing on the cake for her, where he said, you know, in the letter, he said, what are you willing to die for? Like, very chill. I know, spine tingling. This is the thing people are crazy these days. So she's got the, you know, restraining order out. She's actually really changed her tune when it comes to being famous. You may remember for a long time she hated being famous. She hated going out and being recognised.

Now she says she actually quite enjoys a lot of that. So along with that comes obviously these type of obsessed fans. See, that's what no one tells you when you sign up to be a superstar, right? That people are going to camp outside your house. Yeah. Did they not let you know that before you began? They didn't. I had no idea.

It's the price of fame though, Clint. This is the price of fame, though, Clint. This is the price of fame. That's why you now have to live in a penthouse apartment, eh? So that the stalker's down on ground level, and then from up in the sky, you're safely protected by six feet of bulletproof glass and the view of the Waitemata. Just me and Billie Eilish, just really struggling. Scary stuff, Dean.

But glad that the restraining order is out there. That's good. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood stuff, Dean, but glad that the restraining order is out there. That's good. That's the latest. Live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy. Hey, breakfast television can be pretty dramatic sometimes. It's hard. You're getting up early.

There's big egos to deal with. I'm talking about myself. I was going to say, is Paul Henry still doing breakfast television? But I've never seen something this dramatic. Admittedly, I did once hit Jack Tame on TV because he was pissing me off so much. Did you? Yeah, but I've never done this.

So in the UK, Piers Morgan is one of the biggest television personalities in the country. And he fronts Good Morning Britain, one of the major television shows over there. And this morning, while getting in a very heated debate about the Harry and Meghan interview, this happened.

Has she said anything about you since she cut you off? I don't think she has, but yet you continue to trash her. Okay, I'm done with this. No, no, no. Sorry. Sorry. Do you know what?

That's pathetic. You can trash me, mate, but not my own. No, no, no. Do you know what? That's pathetic You can track me, mate But not my own No, no, no I'm being Sorry A big Sookie Bubba walkout He threw his toys

He packed a sad and left on live TV And then it gets worse Because not only did he walk out of the studio He walked out of the studio and quit Yeah Yeah This is a huge platform that he's on and he's on the wrong side

of history I think with this documentary. I agree. He spent the last two years absolutely trashing Meghan Markle and now that this interview has come out

and it's flipped on him I think he's handling it even worse than he possibly could. So after the interview obviously there's been a lot of chatter about what people

made of the interview their thoughts and feelings's been a lot of chatter about what people made of the interview, their thoughts and feelings about it. He made his very clear. This was before the walk-off. Ofcom, which is like our BSA, which deals with our broadcasting complaints, 41,000 complaints against Piers Morgan. That's incredible.

Maybe he saw the writing on the wall. Maybe he was like, they're going to fire me. I'll leave before I get fired. But it's still a big, like, it's a tantrum. It's a real tantrum and a big call to storm off live television like that as well. I'm kind of tempted to try it one day. Try it.

Do it tomorrow. Because I do love to cause a scene. But I don't know that I'd have the guts or the balls to. Producer Ben, just a little behind the scenes for you, producer Ben suggested to me today that I do a walk off with you and that we find some reason

for me to get really angry at you and I do a walk off and I leave the studio and you see what happens but I genuinely couldn't think of something I chickened out as well, I couldn't think of anything that we could get that heated on where I would do a convincing walkout on you. What would it be? Like, what would it be?

Also, there would just be dead air for a very long time. Matty would be like, I don't know how to start the song, so here's a Kylie song that I'm going to sing for you. I'm spinning around. Let's talk about walk offs though and walk outs because they happen in real life totally

whether it's at a family dinner party yes could be at a could be at a wedding could be at a Christmas could be in your work someone could have

stormed out of their work and gone screw it I've had enough slammed down their keyboard and just gone I hate this place and stormed out

and maybe it was you and maybe you want to talk about your dramatic walkout this afternoon. I must admit, I have once or twice when I've been overtired and get quite emotional, I have slammed one or two doors in my time. Yes. Tell us about your dramatic walkout this afternoon. We'd love to hear about it. 0800 dial ZM or if you want to text us the details, our text number is 9696. Bree and Clint.

ZM, Bree and Clint with Maddie filling in. That's Tones and I fly away. By the way, the America's Cup is underway, everybody. Good start by Emirates Team New Zealand. They've come off in that windward position. They've put the hammer down. They're about forward. Great start by the Kiwis. The boats are absolutely

flying and it's very early days but the Kiwis are ahead by 140 metres currently. The winds have picked up as well. It's very exciting. It's very exciting. The other thing that's been exciting this week, of course, is all of the drama, all of the fallout from the Harry and Meghan interview with Oprah Winfrey. And it's not just the royal family that it's affecting.

Piers Morgan, one of the biggest TV stars in the UK, has had a spectacular on-air meltdown because of the drama surrounding what's gone on over there. Have a listen to this. Has she said anything about you since she cut you off? I don't think she has, but yet you continue to trash her. OK, I'm done with this. No, no, no.

Sorry, no. Do you know what? That's pathetic. You can track me, mate, but not my own stuff. No, no, no. I'm being... know what? That's pathetic. You can track him, baby. Not my fault. No, no, no. I'm being... Sorry. What a sookie little lala. There's an amazing picture doing the rounds on Twitter at the moment

where someone has compiled every attacking headline that he's ever written about Meghan Markle and there's like 400 stories and then he gets challenged once and not only did he walk off from his TV show, he quit. He quit. He said, I'm not coming back.

Because I don't know that you can actually recover from that. No, you can't. I don't think you can come back to the desk tomorrow and be taken seriously. Because whenever you go into any kind of heated argument, they'd go, are you going to walk out? Don't walk away. But it did get us thinking,

how commonplace are these kinds of storm outs? How often does this happen in a workplace, at an event, at a family gathering? Big of storm outs. Yeah. How often does this happen in a workplace, at an event, at a family gathering? Big dramatic storm offs. Jordan, your sister did one. Yeah, so it was Christmas Day and my mum had spent the whole day putting together all the meals and everything.

And so my sister started a massive fight and my mum was trying to calm her down. And then my mum just grabbed a chair and Hulk smashed it and it just smashed everywhere and she just stormed out and it was just dead silent for the rest of the day. Who smashed the chair, your mom or your sister? My mom. She was just so sick of the fighting.

Oh, my God. Did it ruin Christmas or did it sort of... Oh, yes. Oh, it did ruin Christmas. It was like dead silent for the whole day. So how are things now, though? Because families are one of two ways, right? Either that's it, you're done,

or you get over it within 20 minutes and you start playing. Yeah, you pour each other a gin and you go, all right, we'll clear the air. Yeah, it definitely ruined Christmas Day. Yeah, right. Okay, and a chair, so... Dave's here as well. Hey, Dave.

Hi, how you going? You did a big dramatic walk-off. Oh, I certainly did. My boss wanted me to work the weekend, as we had to work every second weekend, and of course it was Speedway and Parmy, and I wasn't having a bar of that. I told him to go get stuffed with a few colourful words involved.

Yeah. Stormed out, slammed the door, backed my car up to the workshop door, and as an engineer, you've got a fair few toolboxes, loaded them all in the car, and I never went back. I love the idea of your big dramatic walk-up. You have to then go, beep, beep, beep, reverse in, and then slowly put your tools in the car,

and you're like, I'm still leaving. I'm still leaving. Hey, how was the Speedway, though, Dave? Oh, it was spectacular. Hashtag Speedway for life, mate. Hashtag Speedway for life. Roaring in the dark. Good work Dave and good work doing a Piers Morgan and sticking to your guns and

never going back. I love a stubborn walk off as much as I love a dramatic walk off. I love this on the text machine. My older sister had a dramatic storm off the night before my wedding. We were finishing off Favors. My sister said in a giant huff, why does it have to be all about you at your wedding? Wow.

Finally, Pam's here. Pam, did you do the dramatic walk-off? I actually didn't, but I was at work and a dude who had been given the sack came into the yard at the bottom, stole a forklift, drove it up and around to the front of the office and drove its smooth glass window into the office

and smashed all of the computers with a big iron bar that was on the forklift. What? That's a dramatic storm in. It really is. Yeah, definitely. Is that guy in prison?

No. This is a long time ago now and I suppose, I think he had Is that guy in prison? No. Wow. No. This is a long time ago now, I suppose. I think he had to pay it off from memory. He had to pay it off. He would have gone to court for it. Oh, bloody hope so. Please tell me there was CCTV footage of that because that is incredible.

Good dramatic walkouts, everybody. Those are really good stories. By the way, the Kiwis are up 388 metres on the Lunarossa at the moment in race one of the America's Cup. Come on. Come on. Let's not count our chickens this year, though, right?

The America's Cup update for you. Team New Zealand are up. They are ripping along. They're quite a long way ahead with half of the race left to go. They're 360 metres ahead, and it just doesn't make sense what we're watching. Wow. They're so fast. They look like fighter pilots.

Yeah, they've got the helmets, they've got the big goggles on. Yeah. Anyway, it's race one. We know how these things can change so we won't count any chickens just yet. The Oprah interview went to air on TV last night. Half a million New Zealanders

watched that interview on TV last night after Half a million New Zealanders watched that interview on TV last night after everybody, after all that half a million tried to find an illegal torrent of it the night before. Damn it! And couldn't. I have to watch normal TV.

Damn it, I had to watch ads. But we watched it and it had everything. It also had people talking about the set on which the interview was set. Because they're like, wow, is that Megan and Harry's house? Right. No, it's not their house.

Is that Oprah's house? No, it's not Oprah's house. They said at the start of the interview, we're at a friend's house. Because Oprah and Megan and Harry are neighbours. They live in the same neighbourhood. And they said this is a friend's house in the same neighbourhood as us. The house is actually Oprah's friend, Gayle King. Oh, right. Yeah. And if you don't know who Gayle King is, she's the one who did the R neighbourhood as us. The house is actually Oprah's friend, Gail King. Oh, right.

Yeah, and if you don't know who Gail King is, she's the one who did the R. Kelly interview where R. Kelly got up and stood over here and was like, Robert. I'm fighting for my life. And she goes very calmly, Robert. It was an incredible interview. She's an incredible interviewer. It was a very different interview to this one.

What got people talking more, well, not more than the content, but like the content was the furniture. People going, love that look. How do I get some of that outdoor furniture at my house? Well, I can tell you how. So like a televised home and garden magazine. Like Oprah is influencing you to update your outdoor furniture.

I love it. So that coffee table that's in the middle of the interview, do you want that at your place? Would that look good at your place? I think it would look beautiful. We actually are on the market for a new coffee table. Well, you can have it. It's stocked at a store called Coco Republic.

And there's actually a Coco Republic store in Auckland. I know it. I'm familiar with it. They don't have this particular style, but you can order it in. And if you want the Oprah interview coffee table, it's yours for the low, low price of $2,973. Or you can get the matching side tables for $1,170.

Okay, I'm just going to wait for the people who see it, then source it at Kmart for a fifth of the price. Yes, and go at Kmart, need to bring out an Oprah interview range. You can get the chairs that they were sitting on. Right. Freedom actually have some replicas of those chairs. Okay. And you can get the set for two grand.

Pretty expensive for some outdoor chairs. There was also a rug. Did you notice that they were sitting on an outdoor rug? I did notice a rug. It was a nice rug too. Lovely rug. A nice rug like that deserves to be inside. Absolutely. So let's get it. No, Oprah's sitting on it outside. I didn't look this one up because I don't even know where to begin to look for outdoor rugs because surely an outdoor rug is a rug that you used to have indoors and then it got too many stains on it. So now

it becomes your outdoor rug. That's the one we've got to stop Tui from falling over and grazing her knees. It's the old rug from the lounge that's got butter chicken stains on it. So apart from the rug, you can have the coffee table, the side tables, and the chairs for just over $6,000 New Zealand dollars. I mean, it is Oprah's neighbourhood. Yeah. Alternatively, if that's too much Bunnings have got those

Remember that green plastic outdoor table That we all had in the 90s With the hole for the umbrella in the middle And the four green chairs That stack on top of each other You can have that whole set from Bunnings for $80 So you choose You decide what your outdoor set needs

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Oh, baby, it does it for me. Makes me miss her. Yeah, we do miss Brie. She's back on Monday, by the way. Couple days. I'm sitting right here. Oh, sorry. Just because I miss Brie.

No, you can come in two. We can be a threesome. Okay, cool. Get Caitlin in. We have a four- two. We can be a threesome. Okay, cool. Get Caitlin in. We have a four-way. Love it. This is Googledown. We're all mean men.

Oh, all right. It's a big old six-way. Jeez, us. We're going to need more microphones. Your chance to be crowned the greatest Googler in all of New Zealand. All you've got to do is beat Maddie, myself, and Ben. The person taking on that challenge today is Jackie. Hey, Jackie.

Hi. What are we Googling on this challenge today is Jackie. Hey, Jackie. Hi. What are we Googling on this afternoon? What device? Oh, my phone. Googling on the phone. Okay, cool. We'll all boot up our phone. We will Google on exactly what you are Googling on.

Anastasia runs the competition. You Google it. Just yell out the answer as soon as you've got it. You don't have to buzz in for this. Yeah. And the correct answer is the most popular answer on Google, right, Anastasia? Yes, that is correct.

Good luck. Everybody here? Ben, you here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm back here, mate. Yeah, cool. We're all good to go. Awesome.

So question number one for today's Google Down is how old is Charlize Theron? Oh. Theron. 45. Ah! Congrats, Clint.

That's a point to you I took a risk And I just googled How old Charlize Because I was like How many Charlize are there There's not many Right

How you going there Jackie Yeah not bad I'm slow No no no You're alright You're alright It's early days The second question is

Oh wait there's more Oh yeah Yeah yeah yeah Whoever gets three points first Oh god Okay Do you think that was it Yeah Oh man that'd be a fast game There's more? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Whoever gets three points first wins. Oh, God. Okay. Do you think that was it?

Yeah. Oh, man, that'd be a fast game. When were the Rolling Stones formed? 1962. That's a point to Ben and me. I'm going to give that to... Okay, all right, all right. Yeah. July.

Damn it, sorry. July 26th. You're going far 1943 Jackie, what are you Googling on? What sort of phone is it? It's Samsung S9 Oh yeah, that should be It's a good phone

Yeah, we should do that Maybe you need to get off the work Wi-Fi That's always my trick Oh yeah Okay, well good luck everybody Your third question is How many books in the Harry Potter series? Seven That's always my trick. Oh, yeah. Okay, well, good luck, everybody. Your third question is, how many books in the Harry Potter series? Seven.

That's getting rid of Maddie. Good, Maddie. So that's a question right in Maddie's wheelhouse. You didn't Google that one. Yeah, sometimes I throw those in there just to see who's actually got some good general knowledge. Puff and puff here. The fourth question.

And just with that, we'll go to the fourth question. What is Adam Sandler's middle name? Oh, I just saw it before. Richard. Oh, Jackie. Jackie, you're here to play. Okay, so currently we're sitting on two points for Clint and a point for everyone else. Let's roll into the next question.

How many types of wines are there? Five. Maddie, another point. Congratulations. Is that it? There's only five types of wine? Those are the families of wines. Obviously, there's heaps more,

but they all branch out from the families. I was like fizzy wine, red wine, white wine, pink wine. Again, it comes down to the wording of the question. Google is amazing because you should see what I actually typed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The next question is, how long is 90 Mile Beach?

60 miles. 60 kilometres. Damn it, I'm just trying to guess. 393 kilometres. Who said 88? I said 88. That's a point to Ben. Damn it, I was googling how far away is 90 Mile Beach.

Oh my gosh. Okay. Five hours 40. Have you run out of questions Anastasia? No Definitely not We've never been to a This much of a deadlock We've never actually

Had this This many Okay So If Jackie gets a question right here It's really gonna Screw the game But stay in it Jackie

Let's do it Alright guys Here's a new question I've just made up I need to stay out Because I saw your answer Ben's out It's between the three of us

I'm so sorry Alright guys When was the microwave invented? 1946 Congratulations Matty There you go Matty wins He's a guest

He can't win the prize So let's give the prize to Jackie anyway. Well done, Jackie. Jackie, get some KFC chicken dollars. Yeah, thank you. No worries. Well done, Maddie. Thank you. Bree and Clint.

I was telling you a story about my partner and I, Ryan, have been together for four years now. We just very recently celebrated our fourth anniversary. What did you do? I was away for four years now. We just very recently celebrated our fourth anniversary. What did you do? I was away for work. Nice. I have missed every single one of our anniversaries. So now you almost can't be here.

Yeah. It'll jinx it. I said to him before I left for this work trip, I said, I'm so sorry. I love you so much. Happy anniversary. I'm so sorry I love you so much happy anniversary I'm so sorry I'm not going to be there on the day and he turned to me and said it's just

another day that's what you want though I think because it would have been worse if he goes I'm really upset at least he's saying it doesn't mean that much to him right silver lining I guess anyway on our very first date,

Ryan and I went out for a drink at a pub. Yep. And, you know, you're getting to know each other. You're swapping facts and stories and all that kind of thing. And one of the first things he told me was that he was getting a dog. Yes. So he'd just talked to a breeder and said, I want one of the litter had just been born.

And he said, I want one. So he basically signed himself up for a puppy. Yeah. And you know, when you're first getting to know someone that you quite like romantically, you basically just agree with whatever they say. Yeah. They like sports.

You like sports. Yeah. They like vintage cars. You like vintage cars. Yeah. They like sports. You like sports. Yeah. They like vintage cars. You like vintage cars. Yeah. They like dogs. You love dogs. Yeah, but who doesn't love dogs? Well, I didn't. Really? It's not that I

actively hated dogs. It's just that I had no affinity to them whatsoever. Yeah. I didn't grow up with dogs. I wasn't looking to get a dog. I didn't really have many friends that had dogs. So it just wasn't, dogs just weren't on my radar. But you said to

him, I love dogs. I said, this is such exciting news. I'm so excited. I can't wait to pet it. I can't wait to look after it. Let's brainstorm some names. Which was probably me getting it over ahead of myself because it was literally our first date. Yeah, and he's like, chill

out bro, it's my dog, not yours. You're not patting my dog, we've only just met. You weirdo. But it got me thinking, surely I'm not the only one. Surely I'm not the only one that has told a little white lie on a first date to try and

impress the person that they're on a date with. No, yours worked out well because you ultimately have ended up becoming a dog person. You're on the verge of being a crazy dog person. And I would say I'm more of a dog person now than Ryan is a dog person. So your lie worked out well, but imagine that you said, oh, are you kidding? I love the Warriors.

And now five years into your relationship, you're sitting on a season pass for Mount Smart Stadium, and you can't get out of this because all of your best memories are going to support the Vodafone Warriors, all because you lied on the first date and said that you love Manu Vatuvai and the boys. And every Friday night I'm sitting there going, come on, go the Warriors.

Get in behind or whatever you say in league. I like this. White lies that you told at the start of the relationship. Maybe they worked out whatever you say in league. I like this. White lies that you told at the start of the relationship. Maybe they worked out well. Maybe they were a disaster. Maybe you had to come clean. Maybe you're still sitting on this lie at the moment and your partner has no idea.

And 10 years later, you're buying vintage cars. And he's put it in the vows at your wedding. Call us and tell us about it. We want to know about the white lies that you told at the beginning of a relationship. You can text us as well on 9696. My boyfriend and I have been together for four years now. Yeah. He's a good man.

Must be. Love him. Yeah. But when we, on our very first date, we went out for a drink together. And you know when you're swapping stories and swapping tidbits about your life and information you're just so eager to kind of be involved in their conversation you want to find common ground yeah on a first date it's all about common ground and

you're just picking and probing for the things that you guys overlap on right and when i first when i when i first saw him uh at the bar you know, photos can sometimes be deceptive, but I saw him and I thought, oh, yeah. He's hot too, your boyfriend. Yeah. And if you're listening, Ryan, I'll say it to your face. You're hot. You're hot.

Matty knows what he's got. So anyway, he said he was getting a dog. I didn't really love dogs. But of course, on the first date date you say, I love dogs. Yeah, just to forge that common ground. And now we live together four years and we have said dog.

And you love the dog now. More than Ryan does. It's your dog, you were saying. But it could have turned out very differently. So I want to talk this afternoon about the white lies that you tell at the beginning of the relationship and have you had to maintain it or when did it finally get resolved? Hannah's called up.

Hi, Hannah. Hi, how are you? Good, good. Was it you who lied at the beginning of the relationship? Yeah, it was. So he had a grandma and I said I liked said grandma except she was like really awful to me so I didn't like her

yes and we ended up like because I said I really like this grandma at the beginning of our relationship we would always go down to his grandma's place stay there the weekend and stuff and I'd have to like put up with her the whole weekend because he would have thought that he was like doing something you wanted to do he was like like oh Hannah loves grandma. He should be like I can't really stand the old bat but Hannah likes her so much so I'll go down there for the weekend. How did the situation resolve itself? Did Nana die and you never had

to come clean? No, no. We just like drifted apart. I kind of like told him that I didn't really want to go and stay with his grandparents that much. Which didn't go down to go and stay with his grandparents that much. Yeah. Which didn't go down too well, but we resolved that one. Yeah.

Wait, who drifted apart? You and your boyfriend drifted apart or you and Nana drifted apart? Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, me and my boyfriend. Sorry. Do you think the Nana thing was the straw that broke the camel's back? I mean, it could have been. Wow. Wow.

Okay. Well, you know, next time to share your honest opinions. Although it's not great first date chat to go, I hate that nana of yours. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Okay.

Thanks, Hannah. Let's talk to Alex. Hi, Alex. Hi. What's the white lie that you told at the very beginning of the relationship? It wasn't me. It was my partner. Right.

So we met on Tinder about five years ago now. And when we first started messaging before we'd even met up, he told me that he knew five languages. Whoa. Yeah. And were you like, this guy's amazing. I thought it was interesting. And then we just never really talked about it again.

Like even when we first met up on our first date, it never really came up. And I completely forgot never really talked about it again. Like, even when we met up on our first date, it never really came up. And I completely forgot about it until about three years later, where we decided to, like, reminisce and re-download Tinder. And I looked through the conversation, and I was like, you're so full of it. Wait, is that a thing to do in a relationship, to reminisce and re-download Tinder?

I don't know. We just decided to do it because it would still be funny and to go back through our own conversations. Oh, because all your chat is still there. I actually quite like that. That's amazing.

How many languages can he actually speak? One and a half. That's good. Five's bold as well. Go for two. What a huge number to go with.

Nah, because if you say two, I'll straight away want to know what the other language is. Right. I think you've got to go or just tell the truth. Finally, this person wants to go with. Nah, because if you say two, I'll straight away want to know what the other language is. Right. I think you've got to go, yeah, or just tell the truth. Finally, this person wants to be anonymous. Hello, anonymous.

Yeah, g'day. G'day. What's the lie that you told at the beginning of a relationship? Oh, so when she met me, yeah, I was doing stuff on camera, so she thought I was some, like, guy, you know, famous, I suppose. I don't know. But we had some drinks later, and then I told her, yeah, Nat, do some TV work, but it was only YouTube stuff.

Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, that kind of, yeah, rolled for a little bit until, you know, she'd watch TV when I was watching it, and I never came on the TV. But then when we eventually separated, you know, that was all good. We're kind of still friends and that. But yeah, six months after we separated,

boom, I was on TV. Oh, you actually got on TV. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Did she come crawling back? Nah, nah, nah. But I seen her Snapchat. I was like, yes, who won now?

Hey, by chance, Anonymous, you're not the host of the YouTube channel Speedway The Inside Dirt, are you? Possibly. Possibly not. Damn, I thought I recognised that voice. I feel like Matty McLean might be a fan, to be fair. Yeah, I do like a bit of Speedway. He loves Speedway.

Cool, all right. Thanks, Anonymous. That's good stuff. I can see you guys hosting a show togetherway. I love Speedway. Cool, alright, thanks Anonymous, that's good stuff. I can see you guys hosting a show together, that'd be quite good. Get Matty down the track, get him in a demo derby.

Oh, we could do that. It would be very alternative commentary from me, I think. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint.

With Matty filling in for Bree, that's 660 in all she rode. if you're after an America's Cup update, we are not winning this race. And we are not winning by the same amount that the Italians were not winning in the previous race. So we won the first race. And now currently just over halfway through, we're behind by about half a kilometre.

First to seven. Yeah, first to seven wins. Race wins is who wins the America's Cup. So we'll keep you updated. For now though, let's find out the number one song on your 16th birthday and we'll start with Nick. Hey Nick. How you going man? Good, how are you?

Yeah, good thanks. You watching the racing? Ah nah, not at the moment nah, been keeping an update on this, though. Fair enough. Yeah, nice. Okay, what's your birthday, Nick? 15th of December, 1991. All right, Nick, you were 16 on the 15th of December 2007,

and this was your number one song. You like a bit of Leona Lewis? Oh, thank you, Zach. That's a good song for you, eh, Nick? 100%. What's your drink of choice? Maybe a tiger at the moment. Yeah, I can see after one too many tigers sitting at the picnic table,

just having a bit of a sob to bleeding love. Just trying to find some love, eh? Yeah, right? Okay, wait there. It's a good song. We'll go to Siget. Hi, Siget. Hey, man. Hey, welcome to Ble love. Yeah, right. Okay, wait there. It's a good song. We'll go to Siget. Hi, Siget. Hey, man.

Hey, welcome to... How are you? Good, man. How are you? Good, thanks. Welcome to Birthday Banger. What's your birthday? 13 January 1985.

All right, Siget, you are 16 on the 13th of January 2001, and this is your birthday banger. Backstreet Boys? Yeah, Backstreet Boys. Shaving my heart. Shaving my heart. How's that, Siggy? You like the Backstreet Boys?

Yes, please. Yes, please. Good. It's going to go one way or the other. I'm glad you're into it. I'm not excited by that Okay wait there Let's go for Robin

Hey Robin Hey Hey what's your birthday? The 3rd of October 1987 Alright Robin You were 16 On the 3rd of October 2003 And this was

Topping the charts Huge Yes Huge Yes You get Scribe and Stand Up How's that Robin? Oh that's a good one It's a really good one Okay we've got a tough decision to make

Backstreet Boys Leona Lewis Scribe We're going to say it at the same time today okay? Okay And you don't worry about what I want. I won't worry about what you want. You just tell me how you feel, okay?

The winner of Birthday Banger in three, two, one. Scribe. All right, we're going to deadlock. Let's go to... You pick a producer. Let's go Ben. Producer Ben, come in. G'day, guys.

You can choose all three. The Backstreet Boys are still in play. Who's go Ben. Producer Ben, come in. G'day, guys. You can choose all three. The Backstreet Boys are still in play. Who's the winner of Birthday Banger today? I'm going to go Scribe, stand up. Yeah, he's from Christchurch. He was always going to go with Scribe. It's written in your DNA. It is.

That means the winner of Birthday Banger today is you, Robin. Congratulations. Yay, thanks. Here we go. Bit of the Crusader. It's the Crusader. This's the winner of Birthday Banger Brian Clint with Maddie on ZM I thought I told y'all

We can't not stop now Zealin' hip hop Gotta stand up We got it locked down I'm ready to rock Ready to roll I am ready to go Y'all ready to flow

Just let me know y'all And I'ma be there to blow like C4. Got plans to take over Japan like a D4. And like P-Money told me at the top, it's hella lonely. I rock like blind spot with the, you don't know me. I keep going. I keep growing. I keep flowing. I keep showing MCs how to raise the bar. I'm still rhyming. I'm still writing. I'm still fighting. And we can't turn back now because we came so far. We cannot stop now. New Zealand hip-hop gotta stand up. We got it locked down. I'm ready to rock, ready to roll. I am ready to go. Y'all ready to flow? Just let me know, y'all. We cannot stop now. New Zealand hip-hop gotta stand up. We got it locked down. I'm ready to rock, ready to roll. I am ready to go. Y'all ready to flow. Just let me know. I'm like Mijamistic. You dissed it and now you love it. New Zealand hip hop. There's not many things I hold above it. Now is the time to focus. Call up the foot soldiers. Decepticons. I'm on fire. Yeah, we taking over. Tell four corners that we ain't holding back any longer. The time bandits and Wanderers. Now we getting stronger. Down to stay one like Sevier, Ali, and Shan. Yo, it's real hip-hop, so you wouldn't understand why.

We cannot stop now. We're dealing hip-hop. Gotta stand up. We got it locked down. I'm ready to rock. Ready to roll. I am ready to go. Y'all ready to float?

Just let me know, y'all. We cannot stop now. We're dealing hip-hop. Gotta stand up. We got it locked down. I'm ready to rock. Ready to roll. I am ready to go Y'all ready to flow, just let me know Yeah, yeah, we hit the big time, we're making big noise

We're making big moves, playing with the big boys Told you in big things, we're staying motivated We're about to take New Zealand hip-hop and renovate it I grabbed a mic and do it, like there was nothing to it Been through some bullshit, but now I can see through it I'm ready to rock, ready to roll. I am ready to go. What you don't know, you can't hear it in my flow. Come on. We cannot stop now. I'm feeling hip hop. Gotta stand up. We got it locked down. I'm ready to rock, ready to roll. I am ready to go. Y'all ready to float. Just let me know y'all. We cannot stop now. I'm feeling hip hop. Gotta stand up. We got it ZM, Brian Clint with Maddie, that's Scribe

in Stand Up, the winner of Birthday Banger. That was good, good throwback. To be fair, I did get my way with Cher and Madonna the last two days. Yeah, you did. Still waiting on some Kylie before the end of the week. Producer Anastasia, did Scribe play in Electric Avenue the other week, didn't he, in Christchurch? Yes, he sure did.

How was he? You missed him, didn't you? No, I, yeah, I don't remember. You don't? I've heard that he was good. You're a lost cause. What did Caitlin call you? A festy pest?

It wasn't my best day. She's a bad example. Are you too young to even know who Scribe is, though? Excuse me. I'm from Canterbury. We love Scribe. Okay. The chosen one.

That's good. Okay. Well, then you should have put in a better effort to see him there. Bree and Clint. See there. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. With Maddie filling in for Bree. Ariana Grande. Team New Zealand lost the second race, by the way,

which means no more races today. It's one all. I think there's more racing tomorrow or Friday or something. Definitely Friday. Definitely Friday. Yeah. Okay. So one all.

It's a first of seven. First of seven series. The legend, the icon, the absolute babe, Shania Twain has just joined TikTok. Let's go, girls. It's the thing to do. TikTok's totally going mainstream in 2021. Matty, you just joined TikTok. Just. Yeah.

There's a ZM Secret Sound clue up on TikTok at the moment. It's the place to be. I've been perusing Shania's twit-tick-twit-tok. I've not been perusing her twit-tok. I would never, okay? You're a mad man. Her TikTok. And you know what?

It's popping off. She's got half a million followers already. It's a little bit like if your mum got TikTok and then had half a bottle of rosé and then started to make some videos. But I think that's what we love about Shania, right? That's a good time. It is a good time.

So on this show, we have a segment where we use Shania Twain to tell people exactly what don't impress us much. That don't impress me much. Basically a big bitch fest. Now you get it off your chest. Like a really simple one To give you an example

Would go like Okay So summer's over Easy I like that You know, simple It literally ended And then that day

The weather turned crap Like on March 1st It was like Alright, you know, it's simple. It literally ended and then that day the weather turned crap. Like on March 1st it was like, all right, put the outdoor furniture away. This happens literally every year though and then every year we're surprised when it happens. Everybody is welcome to play, including you guys. Andrea's called up. Hi, Andrea. Hi, guys.

How are you? Are you ready to tell us what don't impress you much? Oh, yeah. Let's do it. Okay. So I know what the secret sound is and people keep calling up with lame eyes. And the only thing

you can get through for is that don't impress me much. You got it. You know what it is. You're convinced you know what it is. I am convinced that's what it is. Have you gone on TikTok and listened to the extended sound?

No. Okay, well go do that and make sure. And if that confirms it for you, you need to buy extra phones and be calling off four different phones, okay? I am 100%.

I've got to get this. Yeah, good. Let's go around the room. Let's go around the room let's go producer Ben okay so you make me watch a part two for your TikTok

I hate those ones like for part two just show me where the treasure is exactly you've got 60 seconds just show me I hate those ones. Like for part two. Just show me where the treasure is. Exactly. You've got 60 seconds. Just show me. I hate TikTok part twos.

Anastasia. Okay. So race two was definitely rigged. Yeah, there's no way those Italians know how to sail. Do they even have boats in Italy? No. I think Italy's inland, isn't it? It's landlocked.

Maddie, we're building up to you. You're going to go last. Okay. So we've waited 18 years for the America's Cup to come home and now you put the finals race series on while we're all at work instead of showing all the races on the weekend? Are you kidding? Bit wordy, but you get the vibe. We're working.

How are we meant to do our jobs? Maddie and I are multitasking, you know. Because we're men and we can do that. No, definitely not. Maddie, you're going to take it out. Okay. So you were head girl at high school 15 years ago. This sounds personal. Because you were at high school 15 years ago. That don't impress me much. This sounds personal.

Because you were at high school 15 years ago. Who is this woman? If you want to find out, like for part two. Matty, do you play lotto? Occasionally. Not consistently, but if there's big draws Yes And if I'm in a small town

There's something about being Yeah If you're in Morrinsville Yeah You buy in the ticket Yeah if you're in Dennyverk Totally

You're going to the four square Absolutely I'm the same Except when it gets to the big draws I become obsessive Like I must have a ticket Yeah Because I'm going,

I'm literally going to win. And the crazy thing is big draws to us are not big draws to people in other countries. Absolutely not. A lady in the States earlier this year won $1.1 billion, which is a disgusting amount of money, but that's just the way it goes. They have to give away the money that comes in.

So if they sell $1.1 billion worth of tickets, they've got to do it. This is a lotto story that will send shivers down the spine of anyone who always bets with their own numbers. A teenager in the UK has lost out on a lotto prize that was worth £182 million because of a failed automatic payment. No! So her name's Rachel Kennedy. She's 19.

She's studying business, and she correctly picked all seven numbers in the Euro millions draw in February just gone. Unfortunately, her account didn't have the £2.50 required to make the direct debit to pay for her ticket ticket and she's got an auto purchase ticket thing so she doesn't think about it. She goes, these are my numbers, just debit my account and I'm always in the draw and so the purchase didn't go through.

Oh, you'd be devastated. Not initially because she didn't know that the payment had failed. Oh no, so she thought she'd won. She saw the numbers and she went, oh my god, those are my seven numbers. She called her family, she called her boyfriend, she's like, I've just won 182 million pounds. And then she calls the lottery place to claim her prize. And they said, yeah, you've got the right numbers,

but you didn't have the funds in your account to make the payment. So your ticket didn't go through and you win nothing. Absolutely nothing. You would be devastated. I would struggle to recover from that. I would be a bitter, twisted old man for a long, long time. Yeah, that sticks with you. But also, she's a business student.

Like, make sure there's enough money in your account. £2.50. But she's a student and it has just been O-Week. No, that's true. The Lottery Place has commented, because you sort of go, come on guys, cut me a break. Have a look at my ticket history.

I've bought these numbers every day for the last two years. And even if they maybe don't go, maybe if they won't go, we're giving you the full amount. But give her something, right? Yeah, they have commented. Yep. And they said, we're aware of Rachel's story. And we hope she gets in early to buy a ticket for the next one.

Oh. We hope she gets in early to buy a ticket for the next one. By the way, 182 million pounds is 352 million New Zealand dollars. I think maybe it's better not to play. I think you're better off just not playing because the disappointment if you lost like this, it's too much. This is a rare case though. Yeah. Anyway, good luck to everybody. This is a rare case, though. Yeah. Anyway, good luck to everybody with Lotto tonight. Before weddings are a tense time, you've been to your fair share of weddings, Matty,

both as a guest and as staff. Except because I'm a celebrant, I'm never just a guest at a wedding. No. It's always a working wedding. Yeah, sorry about that. Yeah, you're welcome. Matty was invited to my wedding and I was like, do you mind if you just marry us as well? Which is a great honour, honestly

It was a great honour for us And I do genuinely love doing it But weddings are bonkers They're so crazy As a wedding DJ, a semi-retired wedding DJ I can relate Do you think people who are chefs get it as well? Absolutely If you get invited to a wedding They're like can relate. Do you think people who are chefs get it as well? Absolutely.

If you get invited to a wedding, they're like, we'd love you to come to our wedding. Can you cater a party for 120 people? But you can bring your partner. And honestly, you can eat and drink as much as you want. I once agreed to drive the courtesy van after someone's wedding. Why? Because it was very early on in my relationship with my partner, Ryan.

And so I wasn't actually technically invited to the wedding of his friend. Yeah. And then they had a mix up with the van driver and I said, don't worry, I'll do it. So you weren't going to the wedding at the stage? I wasn't going to the wedding. But then when I volunteered to drive the van,

I got invited to the wedding. But honestly, driving a courtesy van after a wedding is a terrible idea. And staying sober at a wedding sucks horrible like sorry but it's not fun so if anyone ever asks you to drive the van take it from me say no could you drive our courtesy van hey uh this is a story out of australia about a cringeworthy wedding invite that's gone out. And it's fine. And what they're asking for generally is fine. But I think it's the tone of it.

So in the invite, they usually stipulate how they want gifting done. A lot of people do a registry, gift registry. I do love when people say, we don't want gifts. But if you're giving us gifts This is exactly what we want We'd love cash Yeah Wishing wells

Wishing wells are the thing These days right Totally And that's where If you don't know You give cash You give like a cash koha Because in the

Back in the day When you got married That was the beginning Of your life together When our parents got married That was them Setting up a house And starting a life So they need a kettle And a toaster and all this stuff and 25 years

later they're still using the same russell hobbs kettle and microwave and all that absolutely not not applicable anymore times have changed we've got our own air fryers already we don't need that stuff we want cash but how do you ask for it this is the one that's going viral on the internet today i'm just going to read it to you okay they've done it in a poem and it says our bank account is in debt and we'd like it to go back into credit please visit the atm we know that you're a gem pull out your greens and let it be seen that your kindness is real when it's given its final seal so place your cash in our wishing well And make our dreams come true That'll be swell Oh The real issue with it too is

This is an Australian wedding And where they've said greens Greens refers to $100 notes in Australia So they're saying Go and get us a couple of hundies And chuck it in the wishing well At that stage You might as well just put a ticket price on the wedding

You might as well go Wedding's on Tickets are $149 per person plus booking fee, first and first served. There's enough to do at a wedding. You do not need to be writing poetry on top of that. Also, just put a box at the door. And just say, chuck some cash in.

People will get the idea. I reckon they should pass a plate around like at church and just throw in what you've got.