ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 10th March 2023

Episode Date: March 10, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hello, hello, everyone. Hello. Hello, hello, motherfuckers. Are we doing this as a video? Is this a video today for the podcast? No, we are not. Brie doesn't want to be in the video.

Apparently we're not. No. Because she's in her pyjamas. I'm not, they're not my pyjamas. I'm just, yuck, I've been sick all week. I've got a rash. You're in your daggies. Yes, exactly.

And you do have a rash. But no makeup on. It's recording. Just in case. No, no. Just in case, Brie. No, I won't post anything. Oh, don't put the camera down there.

Yeah. I can see your booty. Ooh. Anyway, don't put the camera down there. Yeah. I can see your booty. Oh. Anyway, it's a Friday. It's time for an international birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brian Clint's birthday banger.

The podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Your birthday bangers from around the world. If you've told us your birthday in the Brian Clint podcast family. Page is going off recently. Some good banter going on down there. What was the gentleman's name that tried to jump the queue?

Was that? Who was that? Chandler. Chandler Myers. He's made it on the list. There he is, Chandler. If you don't ask, you won't receive, and you've made it. Very uncharacteristically of us

we've accepted a queue jump from somebody because it's their birthday today. That's why we did it. My other concern is that Oh well it's not. It says the 3rd of March. Well that was yesterday for us

but in America where he is it's today. It's the 10th of March today. The 10th of March? That's not even close. Yesterday. He said the 9th of March. It was the 3rd of the 10th of march yesterday he said the 9th of march it was the third of the 9th so it was three nine which for us is nine three third of the ninth is september yeah but for us

it's the other round i'm so confused backwards so he said it's the ninth he said three nine which is march okay all right so it's his birthday. So his birthday was yesterday, which in American time is today. It's still yesterday in America. This is a podcast which doesn't have a time, so it's whenever you want it to be. Got it, got it, got it. All right, Chandler, we love that you've been listening for such a long time.

You've stuck it out here. You are the winner's circle. Your birthday was yesterday, the 9th of March, which means in 1986 you were born, so you were 16 in 2002, and here's your birthday banger. Chandler's from Alabama. Do you reckon everybody in Alabama wants this to be their birthday banger? Oh, banger? Sweet home, Alabama.

Oh, banger. Banger. Where the sky falls. From Lynyrd Skynyrd. Lynyrd Skynyrd, Chandler. Was it worth the wait, Shakira Shakira? I'm at your feet. Whenever, wherever we're meant to be together, I'll be there. Can you see Bree?

Yeah, people can't even see that, okay? You're such a good dancer, Bree. Just got her hand on the camera dancing. Okay, line us up another one, Claude. What have we got? Why is hand dancing so funny? This is Andy Johnson. He's from London.

All right, Andy. You were born on the 25th of December. Merry Christmas. 1975. Merry Christmas. Wow. Which means you were 16 in 1991. Oh, shit, Andy.

You wouldn't bloody read about it. Here's your birthday banger. Yes! Yes! What a ripper. What a stonker, Andy. How good would Christmas in the pubs have been in 1975 in London when this is the number one song coming out of the jukebox? Banger.

Hopefully, Andy, that birthday banger makes up a little bit for having the shittest birthday ever. Do you want me to put a downer on this song? No. Why? Why this was number one in 1991? Someone died. Someone died.

Oh. Oh, friend. Pretty. Did he? Is that why? Yeah. Did he die on Christmas Day? No, he died in November. So this must have been a few weeks. So it went back Is that why? Yeah. Did he die on Christmas Day? No, he died in November.

So this must have been a few weeks. So it went back to the top. Yeah. Yay. Sorry to bring the mood down, guys. Thanks a lot, Claudia. Yeah, because that is a little bit late, 1991. Yeah.

Queen. Then it went to number one again because of Wayne's World. Oh, cool. Yeah. Should we try to make it happen again? Are you sure that's not why it's number one in 91? Yeah, I did the research, mate. You did check?

Okay. We should. Should we try and bring it back? Yeah. It's impossible. Is it? Yeah. Big call.

Well, as Justin Bieber once said, never say never. Never say never. Let's do one more birthday banger for Samuel Wilson from Brizzy and Straya. Oh, g'day, Samuel from Brizzy. You were born on the 12th of January, 1990, which means you were 16 in 2006. And here's your birthday banger. I'm hung up. That's a good one.

Banger from Medj. Good. Who sang this? Madonna. Madonna. I didn't know that. That's interesting. Yeah, banger.

She's sampling an Ebba song. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. This song was huge. I never put that together. Did you not? Oh, my God.

I know that song. I just never even thought about it. It's so obvious Gimme, gimme, gimme Oh, that's amazing That's so dumb That's mind-blowing Alright, I vote for Bohemian Rhapsody

Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody Yep We're not going to do it from the start We're going to do it from this bit From the start Have a great weekend, everybody We'll catch you back next week for a fresh brilliant clint podcast if you're not a member of our podcast family go and join just search the brie and clint podcast family on facebook and we could do your international birthday banger bye bye darling

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Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Happy Friday Happy Friday Happy Friday Happy Friday Zed and Brie and Clint. And I'm feeling good. Good morning, everybody. Happy Friday afternoon. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Where is my rosé for a Friday? Because, god damn, I need one this week, Clint. You got no rosé, Jose. Oh, god, no rosé, Jose.

But, god, you better believe I'm going to go buy a bottle for tonight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just the one? Just the one bottle? Well, I mean, but God, you better believe I'm going to go buy a bottle for tonight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just the one? Just the one bottle? Well, I mean, a big one. They do those big ones, eh? They do those magnums. Yeah, a magnum bottle of Rosé. They're so classy.

Rough week in the Thomasale household. Oh, it's not been one of my favourite weeks, but a bottle of Rosé will help. Good stuff, mate. Drink away your problems. That's the key. Responsibly. Get responsibly. Get stuck in responsibly. Hey, this is unheard

of, but for the maybe third day in a row, the 50k cash combo is going to go in our show. Do you reckon they've realised how good our listeners are that come onto the Brian Clint Show? And they're like,

I think we just keep putting it in the Brian Clint Show because all their listeners are just fantastic. Yeah, quite possibly. Yeah. And I'm all for it. Either that or there's financial benefits and stringing out the listenership a couple of hours longer. I don't know how these things work.

It's quite a cynical way to look at it. I don't know. I think you're being too cynical. I think it's the first one. Well, if you hear the artists that you have been listening out for today play back-to-back in our show, if you're the first one through on 0800DIALZM, you will win $1,000 cash this afternoon

and that will happen on our show before 5 o'clock and one of them's Eminem. Oh, yeah. Can't wait for that. Good way to go into the weekend. If you want to kick off your weekend well, maybe you want to win a game of tradie versus lady,

but you've got a call to play right now. 0800 dial ZM. 50 bucks cash up for grabs. Bree and Clint. Time for tradie versus lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. All right, the ladies, they're one behind sitting on 19 wins for the year.

The Tradies in the lead with 20. Let's go to our lady first. She's calling in from Mount Maunganui. She's 44 years old and she loves fishing and rosé. Welcome to the show, Anna. Hello, Anna. Have you got a magnum bottle of Rosé ready for this Friday? Absolutely.

Do you go out on the boat fishing? I do, yes, indeed. And do you fill the chilli bin with bottles of Rosé? Well, that and probably a few cans because the cans are always easier to drink after a few Rosés. You're a queen, Anna. What a queen. Okay, you're taking probably a few cans because the cans are always easier to drink after a few rosés. You're a queen, Anna. What a queen. Okay, you're taking on our tradie today.

They're from Taupo, they're 28, and they got married live on the radio. Welcome to the show, Jess. What? Jess, you need to explain this to us. When, where, how? So we entered a competition with the Hits in Hawke's Bay and, yeah, we managed to tell the story and we managed to win the story and, yeah, won our wedding. Oh, congratulations.

We love the Hits Hawke's Bay guys, Adam and the team down there. They did incredible work. Yeah, lovely peeps. During the floods, keeping everybody informed with what was going on. Okay, Jess, your buzzer is tradie. Anna, your buzzer is lady. First three correct answers is going home with 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck.

Here we go, guys. Question number one. Which country did IKEA originate from? Was it Norway, Finland, or Sweden? Lady. Yes, Anna. Sweden. Well done.

Nice work. Quite a hard question when you put all those countries next to each other, isn't it? They serve Swedish meatballs in their stores, don't they? They do. They're delicious. And $1 hot dogs too. Question number two, one to the ladies. Which of these celebrities is the youngest?

Jojo Siwa, Millie Bobby Brown or Willow Smith? Freddie. Jess. Millie Bobby Brown or Willow Smith? Freddie. Jess. Lady. Millie Bobby Brown. That is on the money, Jess. She is 18, Jojo Siwa is 19 and Willow Smith is 21. All right, question number three.

We're one apiece. White, green, earl grey and chai are all types of what beverage? Yes, Anna. Yes, Anna. Tea. It is tea. God, tea's good. Delightful.

Tea or rosé? Rosé all day. I prefer rosé. I was going to say, you can only drink one for the rest of your life. My nonna used to put wine in her coffee. Did she? Well, technically it was grappa, which is way stronger than wine, but true story.

Question number four. When you're hiding your drinking in your tea. Oh, no, she wouldn't hide it. Oh, she wasn't hiding it, right. Does anyone want some grappa for their coffee? No, no, I'm 14. She just liked the combo. Right, okay.

All right, two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You can take it here, Anna. Question number four. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. I want to make love right now, now, now. Jess. Yes, Jess. Akon?

Yeah. Yes, on the money. Nice work. All right, we're all tied up. That means this is for the win. Question number five. How many friends could you mark as your top friends on MySpace? Freddie?

Jess. Yes, Jess. Tim? Oh, no. Oh. Good guess. Anna, you want to have a go? I don't know.

I'll go for five. We were looking for eight. It was the top eight on MySpace. Were any of you guys on MySpace? No. No. No. No.

Okay. All right. Were you, Clint? Yeah, definitely. Yeah. Yeah. Did you have a cool song that you used to put on your profile? Yeah.

I can't remember what it was, but I definitely did. Yeah. Yeah, same. All right, guys, this is still for the win. Question number six. Which of these is not considered a citrus fruit? A kumquat? Excuse me?

Apricot? Or clementine? Oh, no, who did we lose? Who hung up? It wasn't me. Oh, that means Anna, by default, you're the winner. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh,

she's a lady. Oh, it's a good Friday for you, Anna. That's the best way for a game like that to end. Hey, get on the rosés, girl. We've got 50 bucks cash

coming your way. Free in Clint. Have you ever thought, Clint, because you and I, we're not contact lenses wearers, are we? No, my wife is, though. Oh, she a contact lens wearer? Yeah, she's on the dailies.

So she's on the daily disposables? Yeah, that's the one. Oh, this is really, this is catered to you then. Where does she put her contact lenses after she's worn them for a day? She throws them out in the bin because that's what they have. Puts them in the bin. Are you about to talk about the story of the lady who puts them behind the bed? Have you seen it?

Oh, Georgia talked about it on Monday. It is so disgusting. Oh no. No, Rankay. I read this story and I was like, because I mean, I'd never thought about it, not being a contact lens-a-wearer myself. And then I was like. Lens-a-wearer.

Contact lens-a-wearer. I knew I was saying something wrong and I was like, what am I saying wrong? I don't know, just roll with it. Contact a lens-a-wearer. No, I said contact lens-a-wearer. So much better. So much better.

So much better. Recap for those who don't know the story, please. So the boyfriend has found out that his missus, at the end of the day when she takes out her contact lenses that are disposable, she throws them down the back of the bed head. That's rotten. That is so rotten. He said there's so many stuck down there now that they're all in the skirting,

like on the skirting boards and they're on the wall and they're just, it's like a graveyard of contact lenses behind the bedhead. I said this to Georgia. What does she think happens to them? Does she think that they just dissolve

or like, is it just an out of sight, out of mind situation? You know? I don't know. Because it gives me grave concerns for any other like bodily products that this woman deals with. Where does she think they go? Like where does she store them? Where does she put them?

You know what I've learned over the years? And look, I'm not like, I've just learned that us as humans, we're all just gross. Yeah. Everyone's a bit rotten. Everyone's a bit rotten. And you don't know how rotten someone is until you, often until you live with them. Yeah.

Like this guy has found out. That is the key. Because I imagine. We all have our little things. I imagine. Because, you know, all have our little things. I imagine... Because, you know, we've talked about this before, how in a relationship you've got jobs, and I reckon cleaning behind the bed

or pulling the bed out and vacuuming under the bed, that's a him job. So she probably never did it, and then he's like, all right, it's been 12 months, so pull the bed out. Good God! What is this? If it's a year's worth, it's two contact lenses a day.

There's 700 contact lenses behind this bed. Can you imagine the vacuum cleaner going over that? It'd sound like this. It'd just be like, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. They do, in my experience, they do shrivel up quite a lot, a contact lens, when it dries out. Oh, do they? Like it shrinks quite a bit, yeah.

Because they're all moisture. They're mostly filled with water. What about that time, because we've talked about this before, like gross habits that your partner had. Oh, the woman had heaps of contact lenses in her eye? Oh, no, no. Do you remember that one? Yeah, that was off. She went to the optometrist and she had something like of contact lenses in her eye? Oh, no, no. Did you remember that one? Yeah, that was off. She went to the optometrist and she had something like 27 contact lenses

in her eye. Yeah. Because she wasn't taking them out. She was just putting a fresh one in. Stuck down the back of her eye. No, what about the person that they found out? I can't remember if it was the man or the woman, but someone was every time they'd chew a piece of gum,

they'd then put it onto their side table, they'd add it to their pile, and they just had this giant pile of chewed gum on their bedside table. That's so gross. That's so off, eh? Yeah, yeah. What do you think is the grossest thing you do that your wife is just like, that's off? First of all, I hide all of the worst parts of myself from my wife.

Smart. Yeah, smart. It's how you maintain a relationship. People are like, honesty is the best policy. Wrong. No. Wrong. That's so wrong.

Maintaining the illusion that you are the person they fell in love with is the key to a happy relationship. That's Clint Roberts, married for five years, advice on relationships for you, okay? And keep your farts to yourself. Probably biting my fingernails. Probably biting my fingernails. Oh, that's not bad.

Yeah. I don't think I'm super gross. My wife thinks I am, but I'm not super gross. I'm sure there's things that she notices where she's like, that's so rank. I very rarely cut my toenails. Oh, I hate people that don't cut their toenails. Yeah, I know.

I need to get better at it. And then you'd hook her in bed. Yeah. What's yours? Oh, I mean, I'm pretty gross at the best of times. One of the ones that my partner had a go at me for the other day was I was sitting on the couch and I'd kind of made like a little bowl out

of my t-shirt, right? So like a little catcher. You know what I'm saying? Like sitting down and then like a little catcher. Sometimes you fill it with popcorn. Yeah, kind of, yes that, like a little catcher and then I proceeded to pick off all my Oh, your cuticles?

No, not my cuticles, all of the shellac off my nails. And it took me an hour and a half to two hours. I don't find it that gross because your body didn't generate the shellac. Yeah, but then I also got the nail clippers and did my cuticles and then also like nail filed my nails. I had this bowl of just like nail filed my nails on. I had this bowl of just like nail paraphernalia. You're number twos with the door open, aren't you?

Absolutely not. I thought you were. Sorry, I thought you were. No bloody way. Like you need to keep some things to yourself. We want to know on our 800 dials at him this afternoon, we've done it before and we will do it again. What is the grossest thing that your partner does? Dob them in.

Yeah. Shame them on the radio. Put it out into the light. First person wants to remain anonymous. Kia ora, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello, guys. I can hear trepidation in your voice Because you are about to dob in your partner

For something very gross What do they do? So whenever they pass wind They like scoop up the fart In their hands And they have a good whiff of it They like to smell the fart I don't know why He doesn't like to smell his fart. I don't know why.

He doesn't like to smell my fart. Everyone likes their own brown, don't they? That's disgusting. Grow up. That man needs to... How old is that man that's doing that? He's 35. He's 35?

He needs to grow up. What's wrong with him? That's not okay. Even if you do do that, that's a private thing. That's a secret shame. You should never get so comfortable around your partner that you can do that. That's not even a private thing. Why are you doing that?

Why are you doing that? What do they say? Don't yuck somebody's yum, but sometimes do your yum in private. No, that's not a yum. That's just a straight yuck. Let's go to another anonymous caller. Kia ora, anonymous number two. Hey.

Is it grosser than that? Is it grosser than that? Please tell me, anonymous, it isn't they fart into a jar and then smell it a week later. No. Okay, anonymous, what is it? What's the gross thing your partner does? So I had this pair of really good tweezers and I noticed one day they just were absolute

crap. Like I looked at them and they were just wrecked. And then one day my partner was cleaning out the shower drain and he grabbed my tweezers and used them to pull their hair out and then just put them back. No. Oh my God. Oh my. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I just don't touch the tweezers anymore. My wife doesn't let me use her tweezers, and I've never been able to work out why. It's like, what could I really do to a pair of tweezers? You can blunt them. I've never thought about using them to clean out the shower drain. They're terrific. And he uses them to, like, pick the stuff out from under his nails as well.

I've totally given up. I don't use the tweezers anymore. You come home, he's using your eyebrow tweezers to debone a fillet of salmon. That's what my partner does. My partner does that every week. Oh, that's right. Oh, anonymous.

You need to put a pair of decoy tweezers out for him. He's probably like, what, at least I'm clearing the drain. Yeah. I don't see you doing it. That'd be epic. Stacey's here. Hi, Stacey.

Hi, Stacey. Oh, I can only imagine what this is going to be, Stacey. So at night we'll be sitting on the couch watching TV and I'll glance over at him and he has his hands in his pants scratching his nether regions. Mm-hmm. So then proceeds to sniff his fingers out. Oh, no.

No, no. Stacey. Not old, not uncle scratch and sniff. Stacey. Oh, sometimes he even licks them. Oh! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

Stacey, have you asked him? Have you asked him why he does that? Yeah, he just shrugs his shoulders. Oh, that is... He's filthy. And then I'm like, with that, I'm like, is it a pheromone thing? And do you think that he's attracted to himself?

Is that why he wants to get a... I think I'll... No offence, Daisy. I think I'd take fart sniffer over ball sniffer. Like if I had to pick. She's a shallow gene pool if those are your two options, though, eh? Brie, what about this old man who has survived for a week trapped inside his car in the snow eating nothing but croissants?

This guy is incredible. First we had the guy who survived on tomato sauce out in the ocean on his yacht, and now we've got this guy who survived off croissants. His name's Jerry Juret. He's 81 years old. He got stuck in a snowstorm and his car got buried. He survived because in his car he had croissants, candy and biscotti. Biscotti.

How good's biscotti? A bit hard for my liking. Oh, really? I love a good biscotti. Well, I wouldn't turn my nose up if I was stuck in a snow bank. Baggers can't be choosers. He went driving in a snowstorm and got stuck. The temperature got down to negative 10 degrees while he was stuck in this car.

Wow. He only had a light quilt and a hotel bath towel to keep himself warm. What a random assortment of things to have in your car. A quilt, a bath towel from a hotel, some biscotti croissants and candy. But I mean, it's ended up saving his life. Maybe the clean car policy is not the way to go. Maybe the more random shit you have in your car,

the more likely you are to survive a situation like this. I was just thinking of this, because I'm the type of person, I like to keep random stuff in my car and I always get heat for it because people are like, your car's a bit messy, why have you got this stuff in there? Because you never know.

You never know when you're going to get stuck in a snowstorm in downtown Auckland. Exactly. He survived because he turned his car on every now and then to run the heater, but he couldn't do it too much because he would kill the battery or run out of gas. He also survived because he wound down the window every now and then and ate some snow. Yeah, I was just about to say, where was he getting his water?

But of course, he'd be eating snow. From the radiator, duh. No, he ate some snow and yeah, he survived a whole week in there. This 81-year-old is clearly made from tough stuff, though, because when they rescued him, they took him to hospital, they checked him over, checked his vitals, he was there for a couple of hours, and then he just caught the bus home. You're kidding me.

Is that true? It's true. It's 100% true. I read that he was a former employee at NASA. Yeah, he was. Yep. So he's obviously a smart cookie or a smart biscotti. Not smart enough to not go driving in a snowstorm.

Yeah, well, I mean, you know, stuff happens. But, like, most people would not be able to survive a week buried in their car in the snow. I've done a little bit of research, and this is going to, one, explain how he was able to survive on just croissants, and two, it may ruin your Sunday brunch. Did you know there's 406 calories in one croissant? I don't want to. See, why do you have to go and do that?

406 calories per croissant. Why did you have to? Was it a ham and cheese croissant? Because I heard they're healthy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. Ham and cheese are good to go. If it's got a thin slice of tomato in it, it's negative calories. It's good to go.

How good is a big old sigh? You know? I do love a good sigh. How good is it just to just let it out? I've been I do love a good sigh. How good is it just to... Just let it out. I've been reading about the power of sighing today.

The power of sigh? The power of sigh, yeah. Oh, wopum gangnam style. No, not that sigh, not P-S-Y. I'm talking S-I-G-H. So before we go any further, we need to define what a sigh is. The definition of a sigh is a long exhale of breath, often accompanied with a little whimper.

Not to be mistaken with a stye. No, not to be mistaken with a stye and not to be confused with a moan either. Very different. Very different. I think a sigh is more breathy than a moan. Would you agree? A moan can be breathy. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. David Spiegel is a professor somewhere. It's not relevant. Well, it's actually hugely relevant, but it's too long. Imagine if he's listening. Okay. All right.

David Spiegel is a professor of psychiatry and behavioral sciences and the director of the Centre on Stress and Health at Stanford University School of Medicine. See? He worked really hard to get that title. He's proud of it. Imagine how long his stupid business card would be. Imagine.

He said that people should, instead of seeing sighs as sadness or exacerbation or even rudeness, you know how a sigh can be perceived as rude or bored? Yeah. You should recognise a sigh for what they accomplish, which is pure stress relief. It's good for you. Sighing is good for you.

It's kind of like that euphoric feeling, like when you use an earbud or when you sneeze a bunch of times. Like you can get that feeling from the side. Or when you lace your fingers together and you push them out above your head and you stretch. Yep. Or you take your bra off. Yeah, that too.

He said taking a deep breath is the best way to ease stress. So do you want to learn how to sigh correctly? Yeah. I can talk you through this really quickly. Okay. So this is how you do it. You deliberately take a slow deep breath in. So go for it. And then you hold it.

Holding. And then you hold it. Holding. And then you hold it. I'm holding it. And then you let it. Holding. And then you hold it. I'm holding it. And then you let it out slowly. No, that's not, no, I don't think you did it right at all. There's no sigh in there. That was just a windy wind tunnel. Well, you didn't tell me to make a noise.

Well, we're sighing. What do we think? I nearly passed out from holding my breath that long. If you do it correctly, it will activate part of your nervous system responsible for controlling how you rest and digest. It'll slow your heart rate. It'll drop your blood pressure. It'll improve your digestion.

Jeez, it does all this. It'll help your mind to wind down and relax. All if you learn how to sigh correctly. Wow. That's a lot. Isn't that fascinating Brie and Clint Time is waiting You only get one second of No hesitating

You only got one second One second This is the One Second Song Challenge Where Brie and I go head to head Guessing songs as fast as possible And you join us to win KFC chicken dollars Kaylee has called up And against all of Brie's advice She's decided to join your team, Bree.

Oh, Kayleigh. Hello. We'll do our best, Kayleigh. Maybe, who knows, the underdog could come through with the win. Let's hope so. Alright, let's do it. Let's hope not, because joining Team Clint is Andrew. Kia ora, Andrew. Yeah, k Kia ora, Andrew. Yeah, kia ora, Clint. How are we? We're good, man.

How are you? Oh, I'm feeling pretty good for someone who's about to become a winner with you. I love the confidence. I don't love the slight delay in the phone line, but we're going to deal with this, and we're going to come through triumphant. I know it, Andrew. Yes, Kayleigh, let's take him down, girl. Claudia runs the game. Kia ora, Claudia.

Hello, how are you? We're good. What's the deal this week? What's our theme? So the theme today, since we've started ZM's next flight, which is amazing, you can hop on a plane to, you know, wherever it's going next, I've decided that all of these songs in the title is a place name,

a city, country, that kind of thing. I thought you were going to say they're all about aeroplanes. And I was like, like a G6. Like B.O.B. B.O.B. Hayley Williams. So I'm going to start the song from the beginning. You need to give me the artist name and the song title.

So Bree and Clint, you're going to go first. Your names are your buzzers. So yeah, when we're ready, let's go. Clint. Great. Clint. George Ezra Budapest. You got it. I knew that one. You're great at your questions. Budapest. Fun fact, did you know Budapest is actually a fictionary location?

It's not a real place. Boring. No, I'm just kidding. What? It's not even true. Did you just say it's a fictional place? Yeah, I was just trying to see if you'd believe it. I was like, that's not true.

Over to Andrew and Kaylee. I've put us on the front foot. Andrew, it's over to you, man. Come on, Kaylee. Yeah, no, I the front foot. Andrew, it's over to you, man. Come on, Kaylee. Yeah, no, I'm pretty excited. And confident too. Sounds like it. Okay, guys, your names are your buzzers.

Here is your song. Kaylee. Kaylee. Yes, Kaylee. Havana by Camila Cabello. Yes. Yes, Kaylee. Sorry, Kayleigh.

The full name of the song is Havana Unana. Leave her alone. She ripped that song into one. That was awesome. Okay, back to you and Ibrae. Yeah, we're one apiece. So back to you guys. Here's your song.

Clint. Clint. Miley Cyrus Malibu. Yep. Your happy little face. You know what I did there? I went for the Brie technique of not waiting until I knew what it was and just buzzing in. Buzzing and then think about it.

And then figure it out. That's not my technique because I always get it wrong. Okay, 2-1. Andrew, it's over to you. You've got to do this for us. You do this, we win the game, okay? Kayleigh's going to keep us in it. You could win it right here, Andrew, but good luck, guys.

Here you go. Greetings, love. Andrew. Andrew, get in there. Andrew. Get in there. I'm going with Katy Perry, California. California girls. Yeah! Yeah!

I was so worried for a second, but you pulled through, Andrew. Well done. Yeah, man. Sorry, Kayleigh. There was one weak link on our team and it wasn't you. I think everyone got one right except for you, Bree. You didn't give me a chance to answer any of them. I knew both of them this time.

I actually knew them. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. All right. Here we are. The bangers. The birthdays. And we'll play a few songs. Is that better?

Five out of ten. Oh. There's always next week. You missed the crucial element, the 16th birthday. That's the number one song we're looking for. And we're going to do it for Louise. Hey, Louise. Happy Friday, my friend.

G'day, Lou. Hi. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. How's your week been, Louise? It's good. Oh, good to hear. How long have you waited to find out what your birthday banger is?

Oh, approximately 40 years. Perfect. Well, this is a big moment for you. Give us your birthday. 10th of March, 1983. All right, Louise. You were 16 in 1999. Happy birthday, by the way.

Thank you. Is that today? I said it before Bree did. Happy birthday, by the way. Thank you. Is that today? I said it before Bree did. Happy birthday. Oh, happy birthday, Louise. Wait, is it your 40th today? Bree, you're still my favourite, even though you forgot. Hey, what do I got to do, Louise?

Literally, what do I got to do? Oh, you're my favourite, Louise. Here's your birthday banger. Oh, it's an absolute tune. Here's your birthday banger. Oh, it's an absolute tune. So this is interesting to me. This is what a 40-year-old's birthday banger sounds like. I would have preferred Britney or Spice Girls, but that would do.

And you know what? You're right in the window for Britney and Spice Girls. You are. And Backstreet Boys as well, 1999. You could have got any of those. I know. The Golden Age of girl bands and boy bands. Yeah.

This is a banger though, yeah. New radicals. Okay, wait there, Louise. Happy birthday. We'll go to Blair. Kia ora, Blair. Hi, Blair. Hello.

Hello. How's your day been, Blair? Oh, not bad. Not bad. Good for a Friday. Oh, good to hear. How's your day been, Blair? Oh, not bad. Not bad. Good for a Friday. Oh, good to hear. What's your birthday, mate? The 25th of February, 88.

All right. That means you were 16 in 2004. And on that day back in 2004, this was number one. I don't know what it is that makes me feel like this. I don't know who you are. makes me feel like this. I don't know who you are. Banger, sing star, banger. Probably at the top of the Friday Jams playlist. Yeah. Jamelia, superstar.

You into it, Blair? Oh, average, I suppose. What did you want? You wanted Eminem from 2004, didn't you? Yeah, definitely. Yeah, fair enough, Blair. That's right in the pocket for Eminem from 2004, didn't you? Yeah, definitely. Yeah, fair enough, Blair. That's right in the pocket for Eminem. Okay, wait there.

We'll do one more for Adam. Kia ora, Adam. G'day, Adzy. Hey, Brian Clinton. Hey. Adzy. Happy Friday, man. What are you up to?

I am currently, well, other than talking to you guys, I've actually got through. It's great. I'm just about to go home and enjoy the weekend. Oh, wonderful. Amazing, Adam. Oh, you've got got through. It's great. I'm just about to go home and enjoy the weekend. Oh, wonderful. Amazing, Adam. Oh, you've got such good energy, my friend. I love it.

I'll try. I'll try. I'll give some to you guys, but you've got enough. Oh, you're a legend, mate. All right, let's do your birthday, banger. That's why you're here. What's your birthday? 1st of October, 78.

All right, that means you were 16 in 1994. And Adam, let me take you back to your 16th birthday. Oh, boys to men, Adam, I'll make love to you. What do you think? Not bad, but not what I was expecting, but I'll take it. I'll take it as a banger. It is a banger. It's an absolute tune, Adam.

Boyz II Men are iconic. 1994 as well. Okay, wait there, Adam. We've got to figure this out. We've got three great songs. Jamelia, New Radicals, Boyz II Men. For me, and not just because it's her 40th birthday today,

because of the song, I'm Voting for Louise and the New Radicals, You Get What You Give. I'm voting for Louise because she's my favourite. Go, Louise. It's your 40th and you've won birthday banger, my friend. Be there, Louise. Oh!

She's got one. She's on the rosés already. It's her 40th. She's got places to be, bottles of wine to drink. She made it to 40 and she just carked it. Live on the radio. Here you go. Here's the winner of Birthday Banger today.

It's going out to Louise, wherever you are. Bree and Clint, you're on ZM. Bree and Clint. We're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, do you get a really interesting or really good work perk? What is it? Is it free watermelons whenever you want them? And is it enough to, I'm always interested,

is it enough to make up for shitty pay? You know? Like if you're in a job that maybe doesn't mean that you're able to save for a house or travel or your future, but, I don't know, you get free food, does it cancel it out? You know, is it? It's a ham every year at Christmas.

We're not going to give you a Christmas bonus. It's the ham. Someone texted and said, hey, I get three to four beers a day, free milk and free meat. And I get discounted rent. I'm a dairy farmer. That sounds like a good deal.

Good work, Perks. You live at work, though. That's the issue with being a dairy farmer. You literally live at work. Someone else said postal, free damages and mystery freight. Been there four months, 20 plus bottles of wine. So much random stuff they just divided up. Drinks, house stuff, candles, etc.

I didn't know that people in the postal service got to keep the damaged stuff. That's fascinating. Yeah, interesting, eh? Do they get to keep the packages that, you know, the ones the sniffer dogs pull off the conveyor belt as well? I don't think so. Because that would be enough for some people to keep them in the job, you know? Someone else said, I work for Casey Clinic. We get free facials, laser hair removal, cost price Botox.

I've seen the influencers who are getting that free Casey stuff. That looks like good stuff too. That looks expensive. Yeah, that's a lot of expensive stuff that you get for free. Do you reckon KC Clinic want me as an ambassador for their skin treatments? They want some haggard old 36-year-old dad to go in there and be like, hey, guys. You move over because I get to go first.

I'm here for my microdermabrasion. Oh, God, I love microdermabrasion. No, not microdermabrasion. I love the Dermapen. Have you ever had Dermapen? No, but if the KC Clinic is listening, God, I love microdermabrasion. No, not microdermabrasion. I love the Dermapen. Have you ever had Dermapen? No, but if the Casey Clinic is listening, God, I'd love to. Karina's here. Hi, Karina.

Hi, Karina. Hello. Hello. What's your work perk? So I'm a medical receptionist, so I get to see the doctor. That is actually a hugely underrated perk. Hey, that's not bad, Karina. I quite like that.

That's good. Yeah, so if it's urgent, we just go out back. So just go to the break room and go to the doctor. Hey, can you look at this rash for me? Oh, no, no, we've got urgent care, so go see them. Amazing. Karina, do you feel like it could make you a bit of a hypochondriac? Yeah, I was like, I don't know if I've got shingles today.

Should I go see the doctor? Then I was like, no, I think I'm being a bit of a hypochondriac. The doctor's like, Karina, for the fourth time this week, you do not have shingles. Yeah, that's right. And the tummy ache is just you ate something. Yeah, too much lunch. And Karina's like, no, but seriously, look at this toe.

Do you think it looks ingrown? Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. So good. Okay, thanks, Karina. Have a great weekend. Someone said at my old job, we got a constant supply of free Vogels and butter.

Why? I don't know. Maybe they just supplied Vogels for breakfast for employees. Yeah, maybe that's what they keep the work pantry stocked with. Someone said, I was in the military. We got free medical and dental. Oh, that's good. Oh, that's such a good work perk.

So long as a war doesn't break out. How good. Yeah, exactly. Let's go to Dion. Kia ora, Dion. Hi, Dion. I'm a Sparky, and at my old company, we used to get free gym memberships and like $2 barista-made coffees.

Really? Free gym membership and half-price coffee. Who was providing that, Dion? The boss owned a gym as well, so we got like all the perks of the gym, like meal plans and PTs and everything. Oh, that's awesome. And where did the coffee come into it?

Was he funding the other half of your coffee? Yeah. That's legit. That is such a good perk. Yeah, we went through quite a bit of coffee too, just between us. Yeah, you would. Why don't you work there anymore? That sounds like a great place to work.

Why did you leave? I didn't make up for the pay. Oh, fair enough. Yeah, you've got to weigh those things up in the end. Five dollar pay rise was nothing. Five dollar pay rise was nothing for me. It's technically not a five dollar pay rise, it's a seven dollar pay rise because remember I'm getting two dollars of that coffee

as well. Yeah, remember that? I love this text that's come through. Someone said, I work for the council and we get free rates. Jokes. We get no perks or Christmas presents, but I always love to tell people that to stir them up. It stirred me up for a second. I was like, you guys get your rates for free?

I love it. So good. Free and Clint. I don't know how I came across this, but one of my friends is recently single after being in a long-term relationship. Okay. And she was telling me that she's just started to get back on the dating apps. Like it's been a few months and she's like, I think it's time.

I'm going to start, you know, getting onto the dating apps. And I said to her, I was like, what apps are you using? And she goes, there's so many to pick from. It's so confusing these days. Is there? I thought there was just Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, Grindr. Well, that's what confusing these days. I thought there was just Tinder Bumble hinge, grinder. Well, that's what I thought too. And I said to her, I was like, let me do some research

and I'll find you if there's any good ones like out there in the world of dating. And these are my top six niche dating websites for people to jump on right now. Are you ready? These are the best dating websites for you to jump on right now. Are you ready? These are the best dating websites for you to use from a woman who's been in a long-term relationship. Exactly right. Coming in, the first one that is on my list, it's a dating app called Metal Dating.

Okay, Metal Dating, yeah. Metal Dating. If you're a metalhead seeking a fellow metalhead companion, then Metal D dating is for you ah okay so people that are into gothic heavy metal and black metal music they're all on the platform metal dating it's a total subculture so i can get why you want to cut that cut to the chase and just find people of your ilk you know know? Yeah, totally, totally. Similar to this dating platform, this might be for you.

It's called Furry Mate. Furry Mate is your home base if you enjoy dressing up as an animal and being involved with someone who also enjoys dressing up as an animal. For indoor gardening, right? Yeah, but just keep in mind there's no foreplay. It's all fur play. Do you, serious question, serious question, do you have to do it in the style of the animal that you're dressed as? No.

Oh, well, actually, I don't know. I'm not assuming. Yeah. I think it's just whatever. Okay, another serious question. Another serious question. Why are you, mate, I don't know. I'm not assuming. Yeah. I think it's just whatever. Okay, another serious question. Another serious question. Why are you asking?

Mate, I'm not a furry. No, no, but you might know the answer to this one. Yeah. Do all animals do it the same way? I think they do. I think it's like, yeah, I'm pretty sure. We gave it to dogs and we're like, that's your style. Like a pageant.

But then cats are like, what do you think? We're looking each other in the eye? Imagine if you walk around the corner and your cats are doing missionary. Exactly right. I reckon it's just animal style, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, that's another dating app you can get on. What about this one? This one's quite interesting. It's called 420 Singles. Oh, I know what that is, yeah. And if you prefer to light up at 420, then you'll be jumping on this app. I don't think the time is relevant. I think if you like to light up, that's the app for you. Well, that's what I think it means.

It's just got a fun, catchy name, doesn't it? 420 Singles. Drinking the app goes hard at like 425, just after 420. Everyone's like, ugh. I'd say so. Yeah. Everyone's jumping on I'd say so. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone's jumping on the app.

These are all real, by the way. These are actual real dating platforms. Another one. This is so relevant in 2023. This one's called singles with food allergies. We laugh, but that's actually sounds quite good for people. Yeah. Like if you're, if you're full celiac and you don't want to have to have that conversation

or they go, I'll tell you after dinner, let's go to Italian. And you're like, ugh. Ugh, I can't. Yeah, I mean, it is definitely a big thing in relationships, you know, so that's a platform that is out there for people. It's so much easier in a relationship when you eat the same thing. Yeah. Isn't it?

It's so much easier. So that makes a lot of sense. Yeah, especially when you move in together. I've got two more for you. This one is called Date My Pet. It says here, it's difficult to find a guy or a girl who has a pet that will get along with your pet. You may not only find a date for your pet,

but also for yourself using Date My Pet. The furries are like, can I get on that app? They're like, no, different thing. It's different. You've got an app. The furries are like, damn, there's some hot dogs on this app. Yeah. You've got an app.

Sale of hours. This is Date My Pet. Okay, the last one. These are some of the most unique dating platforms I've found. You haven't tickled my pickle yet. I haven't found the app for me, so please. Oh, I think this is for you. Okay, all right.

Yeah, last one. Called Stash Passions. Okay. You want to know what it is? Yeah, desperately. If you have a thing for mustaches, then you can jump on this app and all the guys on the platform will have mustaches.

I love it. I love it. I love it. What a great idea. So good. There you go. Good luck. I hope there's enough people on there to make the app worthwhile.

Otherwise, you're going to be swiping past the same three guys with mustaches all night. Bree and Clint. So I came across this list of the top ten highest paid athletes of all time and we're not just talking, you know, for playing the different sports or the prize money that they've won. We're talking in terms of the total amount of money they have won or made in their careers.

Because the really rich ones turn it into a branding deal. They get shoes and clothes made. They endorse a champagne and they, you know, they're the face of a bloody brand of cars or something like that, right? Exactly right. They have all these different endorsements, which obviously adds to their net worth. So, look, I'm just going to go out there and say there's no females in the top

10. I think... I was joking before. Are there none in the top 10? No, there's none in the top 10. I think the closest from memory is number 37, which is Serena Williams. Is she 37?

37. She's the highest ranked woman at 37. God, women need to really pull finger and start putting in some effort, I feel. They're really dragging the chain. You're such a loser. When it comes in the earnings stakes, aren't they? Get out there and put some effort in. Every time you make that same joke, I enjoy it more. Do you?

Yeah, no, I like it more every time. Let's get into the list because the amount that these people have made in their careers is just insane. To kick it off, number 10 is a golfer. I mean, I've never heard of him, but his name's Phil Mickelson. Oh, yeah, I know Phil Mickelson, yeah. And he comes in at number 10, highest paid athlete of all time. He's made in his career $1.36 billion.

Well done, Phil. That's a lot of golf clubs to endorse. It is. It is. Number nine is someone we all should know is Roger Federer. Has he done at number nine? I would have thought he'd be top three. Yeah, he's made $1.38 billion.

The guy's bankrolled by the Moom Champagne Company, I thought, and the bloody Tag Watch Company. He only does premium, premium, premium. And he's got his own brand with Nike and he's got heaps of stuff. And he played some tennis, yeah. And he won quite a few tennis things. Then we move on to number eight, which I won't say much about this character, but Floyd Mayweather, boxer floyd mayweather boxer money

mayweather yeah he's made 1.41 billion yeah um which is a lot of money then we move into the world of soccer football uh lionel messi a big time um hero for a lot of people he just won the world cup yeah he did 1.48 billion, number seven. Yeah. Number six was LeBron James. Okay. He's made $1.53 billion in his career. From Sprite, eh? He did all those Sprite commercials.

Well, mate, he's done everything. Yeah. He sells himself. And then Cristiano- Space Jam. He did Space Jam. Yeah, he would have got paid a lot for that. Cristiano Ronaldo comes in at number five at $1.58 billion. Yeah.

And then we've got three golfers. Okay. Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer, and Tiger Woods, which we all know. Tiger Woods is number two. Do you mean Jack Nicklaus? Yeah, that's the guy. Jack Nicklaus? Jack Nicklaus?

Yeah, sorry. The guy's 100. How am I meant to know who that is? He's one of the greatest golfers of all time. Him, Tiger, and who? Who was the other one? And Arnold Palmer. Oh, yeah, okay, right.

And Tiger Woods has made $2.5 billion in his career. I thought Tiger was going to be number one, so I'm fascinated to find out who the top place is. Who do you think? Michael Jordan? Michael Jordan comes to be number one, so I'm fascinated to find out who the top place is. Who do you think? Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan comes in at number one, and he has made, so get this, Tiger Woods, number two, $2.5 billion. Yeah.

Michael Jordan has made $3.3 billion in his career. Mostly off shoes, too. He didn't get paid that much to play basketball. It's mostly off the shoes. Absolutely. Yeah, Jordans. Buzzy G. There you go. Get into sport, too. He didn't get paid that much to play basketball. It's mostly off the shoes. Absolutely. Air Jordans. Buzzy G. There you go.

Get into sport, everybody. But make sure you only focus 50% of your time on sport. The other 50% do merchandising, get some shoes. Marketing. Yeah, marketing. Movies. Yeah, do it all. Rap careers.

Bree and Clint. And that's it, everybody. That's the end of the Bree and Clint show for another week. Thank you for joining us. Bree's done the whole week from the luxury of her own home. Lucky. Lucky. So luxury.

I think I'm going to need to have some serious physio on my hips from sitting in a bean bag all week. She's had COVID and has done the right thing. It's gone, though. Stayed home. Is it gone? Yeah, I think I got my first negative test this afternoon, baby. Are you going to go for a run?

Hell no. My friend who had COVID, the day he was allowed out, went for a 90K bike ride. What is wrong with him? I know, And he has never properly recovered. Yeah, I bet. He has the longest

of long COVID because he just thrashed his lungs the day that he was allowed out. Yeah, crazy, eh? Oh, stupidity. So don't do that. Okay, don't do that.

Oh, well, I was planning on doing that tomorrow, but now, so you've ruined my plans. Huge weekend around the country. Snoop Dogg's in Christchurch tonight. Snoop Dogg's in Auckland tomorrow. The My Chemical Romance Boys are in Auckland tomorrow.

The Backstreet Boys are in Auckland tomorrow. And the Lexus Urban Polo's on in Auckland tomorrow. That's where I'm going to be at that one. Everything is happening. So wherever you're going, stay safe and have a good time. We'll catch you back on Monday on The Brianne Clint Show. Bye, everybody. Bye, guys.