ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 10th March 2025

Episode Date: March 10, 2025

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Brie and Clint They're all the same ZM's Brie and Clint Good afternoon everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Happy Monday, good to be back for another solid afternoon of radio. Solid, solid gold. Solid gold. Solid gold radio.

At least platinum, gold platinum. We promise five gold radio. At least platinum. Gold platinum. We promise five laughs per hour on this show. At least rose gold anyway. Yeah, yeah. Okay, solid silver. Sterling silver. Welcome to Brass Radio with Bree and Clint.

I like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On the brass of your ass. Fun show on the way. Before then, I'm still dealing with this thing that I showed you. You know when someone shows you a picture and they say, hey, this looks like you, and usually you can't see it. Usually you're like, oh, you're dreaming.

That looks nothing like me. My friend showed me this picture today of this person, and I can see myself. I see myself in this picture. It's not me. See, I think you look nothing like David Seymour, but if you can see it, then I will support you. Excuse you.

No, it's this man who was on the news in 2004, and he looks older than me, obviously, but I keep looking at this picture, and I'm like, that's me. That's me. And when you see it, it really messes with you. It's like, I'm having an identity crisis and I feel like I need to call my mother.

Yeah, double check that's not your dad. Yeah. Where's that guy from? Is he from Rotorua? Well, I don't know. Who knows? Who knows? Oh, my God.

Hey, producers, can we get in touch with David Lomas, please? That'd be good. That would be good, actually. That'd be helpful. I came up with a brilliant idea on the weekend for a TV show. I am going to host a show. I will be the host and I will be the new David Lomas, but for dogs. Oh, okay.

And I will reunite dogs with their mums. Oh, with their family. Yeah. Because we take them away from their family and then they never see them again. Yep. I reckon that idea's got legs. Four legs to be exact. Hard to get a reaction out of the dogs though or any

information. Yeah, I mean that part I haven't thought through. I like the idea of a David Lomas show where you help people go missing instead of finding them. Oh, that's not bad too. I want to get away from my ex. I don't want them to know where I am. David, please put me into the...

I want to get away from my family. Into the program. Yeah, I want a new identity. Two guesses of the secret sound. Four and five this afternoon. But let's get into a round of tradie versus lady where the scores are 20 ladies, 13 tradies. round of tradie versus lady where the scores are 20 ladies, 13 tradies.

It's tradie versus lady. All right, score update for everyone playing along for the year. The tradies on 13 picked up a couple of important wins at the end of last week. The ladies out in front, though, on 20. Our lady is calling from Auckland. She's 47 and she works as a nurse in the community. Welcome to the show, Sarah.

G'day, Sarah. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. Working today, yes or no? Yes, I'm working. And also, I have to say, long-time listener, first time caller. Wait a second. Oh, way to kick off the show with a bang, Sarah. I have to say, long-time listener, first-time caller. Wait a second.

Oh, way to kick off the show with a bang, Sarah. Welcome, Sarah. 47 years young, and this is your first time on ZM with Brianne Clint. Yes. First time for everything. 47, been listening to the show for 45. 45 years. Crazy. Exactly.

That's a long, long time listener. She's our original listener, yeah. Let's go to our tradies today taking you on from Hamilton. He's 40 and he had his daughter's day camp today. Welcome to the show, Josh. G'day, Josh. Hello. What does the day camp entail?

Do you need to be involved? Yeah, I was a parent helper, So I was responsible for five kids, which is... I've only got one child, so with five kids running around, it's... That's very different to one. Day camp, no sleeping over, is that right? Nah, day camp, yeah. They're only young. They're only like five and six-year-olds.

Ah, okay. They can't sleep over. They don't have it in them. Yeah, yeah, fair enough. Looking back on the camps we went to when we were young, they made us do orienteering and I just reckon orienteering was invented just so the

parents could have some peace and quiet. Off you go. Take a compass. Run into the wild with your compasses, you know. Josh, your buzzer's tradie. Sarah, your lady, the first of three correct answers gets 50 bucks. Good luck, guys. Here we go.

Question number one. What is the scientific term for the little brain, which is located at the base of the brain that coordinates balance and movement? Starts with a C. Ladies? Yes, Sarah. Cerebellum? Well done.

Cerebellum is spot on. It's like that little, kind of like the nutsack of the brain, I call it. The nutsack? Yeah. Yeah, Sarah. Cerebellum. Well done. Cerebellum is spot on. It's like that little, kind of like the nutsack of the brain, I call it. The nutsack? Yeah. Yeah, right. It's kind of like, you know, kind of sits there at the base and it's its own separate thing. There's a sitter for our nurse. Yeah.

She's all over it like a rash. Question number two, which she'd also be good at. The Irish setter, the Basset Hound, the King Charles Cavalier, all varieties of what? Lady. Yes, Josh? Dog. Dog. Dog is on the money.

Question number three. We are one apiece in this game. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Josh? Justin Timberlake? It is Justin Timberlake. It is Justin Timberlake. You pulled that from the depths of your cerebellum, didn't you? Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.

You need this one, Sarah, to stay in the game. Question number four. Scar Jo is the nickname for which Hollywood actress? Ladies. Yes, Sarah. Scarlett Johansson. Nice. We're all tied up.

What a game for a Monday. Here we go. This is for the win. Question number five. What popular ice cream is typically made with crushed cookies? Tradey. Yes, Josh. Crushed cookie.

Cookies and cream? Cookies and cream. It is cookies and cream. Well done. That's a tradie win. Yay! It was a tight game, but Josh, well done, mate. $50 coming your way.

Thank you very much. Awesome, guys. Thanks. Much needed tradie win. Good game. Very good game. Did you hear him buzz in and then he thought about what the answer was? He's like, oh, I wonder what the answer to that is.

Cookies and cream? I feel like that was the easiest question of the day. Brie and Clint. Big weekend for me. Busy weekend. I did two DJ gigs in one day. Wasn't supposed to. I was meant to just do one.

And then I got the call up last minute to go and do the opening set for Jax Jones. You know the UK DJ Jax Jones? Yeah, yes. He's got that housework song. Housework. Make it light work. Yeah, yes. It's got that housework song. Housework. Make it light work. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway,

I went and did that which was a last minute thing and when I was doing it, it was really good. It was at Ellerslie Racecourse after the races and it was going well and I was playing

on the big sound system and there was heaps of people up there dancing and this lady yells out this request to me. Okay. As people do. That's pretty standard.

It is fairly standard. And I sort of stepped away. I said, sorry, what did you want to hear? And the song that she asked for, there's no way I was going to play it. But I just said to her, oh, no, you do what DJs do. And I said, oh, no, I don't have it, sorry. And she got so shitty at me. What'd she say?

She gave me the stinkest of stink eyes. Like she said, how do you not have that? And why would you not play it? And I was like, well, I don't. And I'm not going to. Just get out of my face. I know. And then you just turn up the volume,

put your headphones back on and ignore them. Look, I don't know whose side I'm on yet. No. Because I need to know the song and then we can all judge as to who was in the right and who was in the wrong. So I'll give you the setting. It's at the race course.

The sun's going down. Everybody's pretty boozed up. They've had a good day. For context, this is the type of music that I was already playing. Okay. So this is the sort of stuff we're doing. We're playing a bit of... Streets, it's the G.I.A.

I'm a big fan of you putting gangsters all a bit of... A bit of Dr. Dre. Right. A bit of Gwen Stefani. A bit of Kelly Clarkson. A bit of Akon. Right, so that's the vibe. It's going off. It's going off. It's going off.

And this lady lands over the fence and she says to me, can you put on some InXS? I mean, this is a banger. It is a banger. But in the context of what... Is this the one she wanted? No, she just said, can you put on some InXS? But she didn't care which...

No, she just wanted In Excess. She just wanted some In Excess. It doesn't matter what In Excess song it was, I wasn't going to play it. And I said to her, usually I'd be quite polite, I think I said to her, absolutely not.

But the way she reacted made me question whether I was in the right to turn her down. So Bree, in your opinion, do you think I should have played in excess for this person? I mean, to be honest, I've been to the races and I've been there at that stage. You can play anything and people would love it. That's such a good point.

You know, I don't think it really matters at that point of the night. Yeah, like I'm some purist, like I'm some musical artist. Let's just not use that context though. No. No? I probably wouldn't have played it. You're the one that's been hired for the job and... That's what I should have said to her.

There probably would have been people that would have been like, this is... This is weird. This is a jump. What if she asked you to play some Queen? Probably could have played some. It's weird. I probably could have played some Queen.

I would have been on board for Queen, but yeah, because I feel like Queen's more universal. Claudia, do you think I should have played In Excess? See, if I was like carving up the dance floor, all those songs were playing and then In Excess came on. Yeah. Guys, I'm going to the bathroom. I'll be right back.

Yeah, exactly right. You know what, though? I have to say, every time you've popped it on, I'm wet. Oh, it's kind of a vibe. That time of the day, it's definitely for your younger end of the audience. So, Producer Ella, our youngest member, do you think I should have played In Excess? And supplementary question, have you ever heard of In Excess before?

To answer that second question, no, I have not. But the second you started playing that, my choosies started moving. Okay. I started moving and grooving. Okay. So maybe moving choosies is the sign of a DJ set well played. How were they moving? Anyway, moving on. Shoulders. Every time

you've put it on, I've been like it's a bit of a banger. So you think we could have gone Let's see if you can mix it. All right, everybody, put your hands up. Yes, minix this. Don't hate it. All right.

It is a drastic change. It is a drastic change. I stand by my decision. Yeah. But if I get enough requests at my next DJ set, maybe I'll put it on. Brian Clint. Radio's a funny job. You sit here talking into an electric stick all day.

That's essentially the job, isn't it? Yeah. A microphone. Pretty much. We share these microphones with whoever uses the studio during the day. Lots of people come in and out of the studio recording bits and bobs. And every now and then the microphone gets a bit stinky. The person before you might have had something interesting for lunch

or they might not have brushed their teeth that day or might have some bits of food stuck in it. See, my microphone never smells. Well, I've never smelt the microphone and thought, oh, that's a bit whiffy. Yeah, I don't go around sniffing microphones. Don't get me wrong. That's it.

That's Clint's. Yeah, that's his kink. Yeah. No, no don't go around sniffing microphones. Don't get me wrong. That's it. That's Clint's. Yeah, that's his kink. Yeah. No, no, but you're so close to it. You're so close to it. You automatically smell it. Our mouths are right next to these microphones, so our noses are just above it.

And today my microphone is a bit whiffy. I'll just say it. So you just gave it a clean. I said to you as you were cleaning the microphone, I said, would you tell me if I had bad breath? Would you say something to me? And you looked me without hesitation. You went, probably not.

No, probably not. Well, the first thing I said to you actually is you've never had that problem, so I've never had to think about it. Oh, my God. That's the nicest thing you've ever said about me. And then the second thing I said to you was i don't think i ever get close enough to you to smell it and you said no no but hypothetically if my breath stunk would you tell me and i don't think i would melt it i think i i think i'd be i think i'd just if i okay here's a really good

point she said if it wasn't an ongoing issue then probably not you know yeah right if it was a one time and we're chatting and i'm like oh that's that's a bit whiffy, I'd leave it. Not true, friends. I don't want to embarrass you. If it was an ongoing issue, I might talk to Claudia about it before I talk to you. Why? Talk behind your back first.

Why are you bringing other people into it? Just to see if she's smelling what I'm smelling. Would you want me to tell you that you had bad breath? If you did or if I smelled it one day? Again, I've never considered that. But I guess I would want you to tell you that you had bad breath? If you did or if I smelled it one day? Again, I've never considered that. But I guess I would want you to tell me. I would want somebody to tell me. See, I've rethought about this situation now, guys.

I feel like I don't want Clint to tell me if there is a day where I do have bad breath because I don't think his delivery would be great. What do you mean? Quite blunt. I feel like it would be quite blunt and harsh. Yeah, only because I know you can take it. See, I'd rather it come from producer Ella, I reckon. Yeah, me too.

You want to be mollycoddled? Whoa. Yes, I do. How do you say it? I feel like she would deliver it the best. She'll dance around it. How the heck no, I wouldn't. She'll compliment sandwich you.

She'll be like, hey, your hair looks lovely today. Also, your wouldn't. She'll compliment sandwich you. She'll be like, hey, your hair looks lovely today and you close your breast. You close her on point and maybe it's time for a new toothbrush. How do you do it? Like if someone, if I am definitely, because there's two types of friend in the world. There's the friend that won't tell you that you've got something in your teeth and then there's the friend that will tell you straight away.

I'm the friend that will tell you straight away. I'm the friend that will tell you straight away. Because I don't want to be the person where at some point your friend will see themselves in the mirror and then they will realise that you have done them dirty and not told them that they have something in their teeth. Would you tell your friend? If they had something in their teeth? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I feel like that's a lot easier than the bad breath. Yeah, yeah. I went to kiss my wife goodbye today, and I said, bye, babe, love you. And she goes, you've got boogies in your nose. She's getting out of it. Let me try. Let me try. Okay.

So in this hypothetical situation, Bree has stinky breath. Yes. Oh, I don't want to be the one. Okay, I'm fine. But you'll need to talk to me first for me to be able to experience the breath. Yeah. Oh, I don't want to be the one. Okay, I'm fine. But you'll need to talk to me first for me to be able to experience the breath. How are you? Yuck.

I feel sick. No, no, talk to me normally. Talk to me normally. Okay, I'm talking normally. And then like, where do you drop in? Just talk to me normally. You've just arrived at work for the day. Hey, how are you?

How was your weekend? Oh! Oh, someone stinks! Someone could be anyone. That's how we make it. Yeah, yeah. Could be anyone. Could be anyone in this room.

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All episodes now available on iHeartRadio, Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Very hygiene-focused show today. It's turning out. We were just talking about bad breath. And now I want to talk about this deodorant thing. Fletch, Will and Hayley were talking about this the other day, and I see it's going around social media as well.

The suggestion that you're better to apply your deodorant at night time than in the morning. That if you put your deodorant on before bed, it'll keep you fresher

the next day than if you put it on in the morning. Yeah, I've heard this going around. Yeah. I must say, I'm not all the time put the deodorant on before bed

But in summer months maybe throw on a bit of deodorant before bed And then in the morning as well before I go out Call me a Josie Grossie but that blows my mind The idea of putting deodorant on before bed is so foreign to me Anyway the point is we were having this conversation before the show And it turns out we've all got very different positions on deodorant. We do.

So just to clarify, I'm a sometimes. Sometimes I'll throw it on before bed, maybe. Sometimes before bed, always in the morning. Always? Not like when I first wake up, but like before I put my clothes on for the day? Yeah.

Deodorant on? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So always once a day, deodorant on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So always once a day, sometimes twice a day. Yeah. I'm always in the morning, never at night. Never ever.

Yeah. Never ever. And why never? Why would I put deodorant on to go to bed? But why? So you just don't. Why would I put it on to go to bed? So you don't smell in bed?

But I don't smell in bed. And I'm not sweating in bed. But what if you are? But I'm not. What about in summer? You know in bed is one of the biggest places that you sweat? Is it? Yeah, you've got covers on you.

How do you think all your bloody pillows and that get stains on them? Come on. Then our producer Claudia says to us that she is every night putting on deodorant after her shower so that she can go to bed. Always. Really? I always have deodorant on. Smell fresh. Literally always, always, always. Unless I'm in the shower, then I always

have it on. It's so much aluminium to be putting into your bloodstream. Yeah, but I smell amazing. Yeah. Ella, you're with me, aren't you? Yeah, I don't really wear it. At all? Do I stink? No.

Nah. Is that a vegan thing? Nah, I just can't be bothered and it's annoying. The sensory feeling of it under my arms. See, I'm not a roll-on. I know. Don't come for me. Oh, my God.

We are the full spectrum of deodorant. We really are. Right from no deodorant to one to one to two to two times a day. We have it all. Like if I'm stinking, I'll put it on. If I can whiffy me. Back to Bree's question before. If you smelled a bit like BO, would you want us to tell you?

I'd smell you. I've told Ella before. Oh, that was private information. No, it's fine. She went, oh, you're a bit whiffy. I just went, hey, just to let you know. No, you didn't. No, I did. It wasn't serious chat. You were just like, you're a bit whiffy. I just went, hey, just to let you know. No, you didn't. No, I did.

It wasn't serious chat. You were just like, you're a bit whiffy. I just went, oh, you're a little bit whiffy. Didn't make a big deal of it because it wasn't a big deal. You were a little bit whiffy. And if it was me, I'd want you to do the same. Anyway, I don't want to be one of those guys who questions the science, but putting deodorant on before bed, what a crock of BS.

Oh, whatever. That's big deodorant. That's big deodorant. That's big deodorant trying to con you into buying twice as much deodorant. What if I'm playing sport in my dreams or something? Well, that's different. Need to be protected. That's different. Bree and Clint. Time for the tea.

This is the tea. Rebrand. Oh, I like it. It will be with Dean McCarthy. We can't get hold of him at the moment, which is a shame because he would love this story. It's about Lady Gaga, whose new album dropped on Friday. She hosted Saturday Night Live as well over the weekend.

Did you watch any of it? No. Was she good? She was amazing. I mean, she acts and she sings. So she was pretty much the guest, the musical act, the host. Like, she did everything. She did this song. And now there's rumours about her coming not necessarily to New Zealand

but as far as Australia for a tour. A radio station in Australia has said to her, are you ever going to come back down this way? This is what Lady Gaga said. Are you coming back to Australia to perform in concert for us Melburnians? I can't formally announce anything, but I can tell you

that I'm going to be announcing some things. She's coming back! Something's on its way. That means she is coming to Australia, that. But is she going to come to New Zealand or is she going to skip New Zealand like everybody else has been doing? You know what? Lady Gaga is the type of person where she definitely could have New Zealand on the list.

You know, like when everyone else is going one way and skipping New Zealand and it doesn't really bring in any money. Because coming to New Zealand is alternative now, so she'll do it. She just doesn't care what everyone else is doing or that if it doesn't serve her to make as much money, she would come to New Zealand for her fans. Where does Lady Gaga play if she comes to New Zealand? She would play at Eden Park. Eden Park? Yeah.

If it's next year, she could play at that new indoor stadium in Christchurch as well, Te Kaha. Yeah, that would be pretty cool. Yeah. Well, fingers crossed because people would go. People would go to a Lady Gaga show. I've got to book in some leave as soon as she announces

those tour dates. I'm going to every show down under. You'll go to Australia if she doesn't come? I would 100% travel to Australia if she wasn't coming here, for sure.

There you go. That's the tea. Bree and Clint. There's an American YouTuber who is making headlines at the moment after a video he posted has gone viral about his. So let me just set this up. So there's this guy, his name is Nick Yardy. He's 29 and he first rose to fame because of the videos he was posting where he was talking about his relationship where he's dating a mother and her daughter.

Oh. So they're in a thruple. Yeah. Well, he's in an open relationship. No. No. No, they're in a thruple. Oh.

And he's dating the mother and her daughter. So not a mother and a daughter, the mother and her daughter. So not a mother and a daughter. The mother and her daughter. Right? Yuck. Anyway, he posted a video in the last couple of days on YouTube about how both of them are currently pregnant at the same time. I'm sure you guys have seen from our recent interviews and videos that we're now expecting two daddy and Jay.

They're both pregnant. And I'm excited to find out. I'm the dad, and I think it's going to be two boys. I'm the mom and the big sister, and I'm team girl. I am the mom and the grandma, and I am team baby boy. Oh, when she said, I'm the mom and the grandma and I am team baby boy. Oh, when she said I'm the mum and the big sister, I hadn't even made that connection yet about what the kids will be to each other.

It has since come out that it's not real. Oh, thank you. And that it was all just a skit that they did, but the relationship is real apparently. Oh, okay. So apparently this part isn't real and obviously it was just to gain views for their YouTube channel.

But he's saying... Shut the internet down now. People need to lose their internet privileges. Yeah, the internet's... It's too far. The internet's got a lot to answer for. The internet's gone to the dogs, hasn't it? Went to the dogs a long time ago.

Anyway, that part's not real, but the other stuff is. As weird as we find it, it probably has happened. Of course it's happened. You reckon? Yeah. Of course that would have happened. You think it's definitely happened that someone has had a child with... I would put $1,000 of my own money on it.

On someone having a baby with a mum and their daughter? Yes. Really? Yeah. I mean, I think it probably happened, but... I would put $1,000 on it. What are the other ways of doing it? You could have a baby to two brothers.

Yeah. You could be in a relationship with one brother, have a baby, and then later in life get in a relationship with another brother. Oh, actually, the other brother's way better. I'll date you. I'm going to date you and have a baby. Then I'll in a relationship with one brother, have a baby, and then later in life get in a relationship with another brother. Oh, actually, the other brother's way better. I'll date you. I'm going to date you and have a baby. Then I'll have a baby with you. So what does that make the babies?

It makes them brother cousins. It makes them half brothers and first cousins. Yeah. Half brothers slash first cousins. More cousins than brothers. No. No. No.

More brothers? I don't know. It's very confusing. One of the other ways you could do it, you could have a baby with a father and son. Yes. That would make them brother, half-brothers, and also uncle?

Uncle, nephew? Yeah. It would get very confusing. How far are we going to cast the net for this? Like are we saying immediate family? Yeah, I think immediate family. Or like – Do you want to include cousins?

What if – oh, cousins, not that interesting. But let's say – Because we're going to ask. We're going to ask if we can find any examples of this. Let's say someone has a baby with a girl, right? Yeah. So they have a baby. Yeah.

And then he ends up having a baby with her auntie. That's interesting. Yeah, yeah. That's pretty close. Yeah, it is. It's just the sister of her mum. Yeah, but we're not interested in cousin. Yeah, let's throw cousin.

First cousin. First cousin, okay. First cousin. So uncles and aunties and first cousins are thrown in the mix. Look, we're not suggesting you do this, but we would like to hear any examples of people who have had children

with multiple people in the same family. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. That's what we want to know. Bree and Clint. That's Coldplay and feels like I'm falling in love with sisters. And brothers. Or mothers and daughters. Or cousins and aunties.

There's a story that's going viral at the moment about this YouTuber who is dating a mother and daughter duo. Yes. And then they released this video where he had said that both of them were pregnant. It has since come out that it was a skit. A hoax. And that's not real, but he is actually dating them.

Yeah, the relationship is real. But not the impregnation of the mother and daughter at the same time. They just needed some more attention. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And they got it because we're talking about it. So it's not real for them, but is it real for anyone else? Somebody who got multiple people from the same family pregnant.

Yeah, have you got kids? Yeah, multiple kids from different people from the same family. This person wants to be anonymous, understandably. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello, team. Hello. Is it you?

Yeah, is it you? Oh, no way. Who is it Hi Anonymous. Hi Anonymous. Hello team. Hello. Is it you? Yeah, is it you? Oh, no way. Who is it Anonymous? So I know two sisters that have separate children to the same dad. To the same dad. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. How did that go

for the sisters? Are they all good or? Yeah, they seem to be fine. I don't, because I grew up with their children. Yeah. So I've always known them as just being cousins. But as they grew up, they were starting to look more and more alike. Right. Because they were also half sisters.

Half brother and half sister. Half brother and half sister. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they have, like, the genetics is pretty out there. Yeah. You can definitely tell they're brother and sister. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they have, like, the genetics is pretty out there. Yeah. You can definitely tell they're brother and sister. Yeah, 100%.

I don't know how the story came about and how they found out. Like, the sisters obviously have no idea. Wait, wait, Anonymous, is the dad not on the scene? No. No. I think the dad's on the scene for one of the siblings, but not the other. Oh, that's sad.

The other one didn't know that was the dad. Because I was going to say, pretty easy to figure it out then. Yeah, yeah. Oh, wait a second. We've got the same dad. Like the parent trap. Well, that's that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thanks, Anonymous. That's great. Someone texted and said, a guy from Waiuku had kids with two sisters who were twins. His nickname and name on Facebook is Dodgy Rob. That checks out. That really checks out. Yeah, that Facebook is Dodgy Rob. That checks out. That really checks out. Yeah, that plays for Dodgy Rob.

Someone else said, please keep this anonymous. I have a brother who has one child to one sister and three kids to another sister and another child to their cousin. Oh, that's taking it up a level. That's three. Pulling the cousin in as well. Yeah. Wow. That's messy, isn't it? He just must really like that family, it up a level. That's three. Pulling the cousin in as well. Yeah. Wow. That's messy, isn't it?

He just must really like that family, you know? Yeah. There must be something about... This person wants to be anonymous as well. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, how are you? We're good.

Everyone wants to be anonymous in this conversation, anonymous. Which is fine. I believe it's your aunties we're talking about. Yeah, so it's my dad's two younger sisters. Okay. Yeah, so one, her name's Susan, she hooked up with Michael. They had two children. Right.

And then they split up. Michael moved on to the younger sister. Okay. And had one child together. Okay. I like how you're anonymous, but not Michael and Susan. Yeah, we'll name them. They're in the UK, so they won't hear it.

Is it a bit scandalous in the family, Anonymous? Yeah, well, it's weird because, like, obviously, like, yeah, us living in NZ and they lived in the UK, we didn't really see a lot of them, but it wasn't until later in life that we heard the story. Yeah, right. It was like, what the heck? Question, Anonymous, do your aunties, because obviously one of them was involved with Michael and then the other one was involved with Michael, do they still like each other or are they

not friends? Yeah, they still do each other or are they not friends? Yeah, they still do. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Wow. That's the power of Michael, I guess. Thank you, Anonymous.

He's just that alluring. My dad has five kids, including me, three to my mum and two to my mum's sister. We're all full-blooded sister cousins. I feel a TV show coming on. Sister cousins. Sister cousins. We still haven't found the Holy Grail, which is father, son, or mother, daughter.

And the Holy Spirit. And the Holy Ghost. My auntie was married three times. First husband was the brother of the third. The first husband was the brother of the third husband. Her children with husband one are now the stepchildren and nieces and nephews of husband three. Oh, you've lost me. Honestly, that sounded like a Sudoku to me. Yeah, it does, doesn't it?

That was very confusing. My mum had a kid with my nan's sister's partner. My nan's, yeah, right. So my nan's sister's. My mum had a kid with my nan's sister's partner. My nan's, yeah, right. So my nan's sister's. My mum had a kid with my nan's sister's partner. So your uncle. Ooh. No, your great uncle.

I also have a cousin who had kids with two brothers. Yeah, wow. Okay. Yeah, where's the dad and son combo or the mother-daughter combo? It doesn't exist. Maybe it doesn't. Yeah, you're going to cost Brie $1,000.

She was going to put $1,000 on this. I know. Yeah. And I'm going to lose $1,000. But it's good to lose that $1,000. Yeah. Because like we said at the start, ew. Mm.

You know? Yeah. I don't mind losing the $1,000 because it restores my faith in humanity. Are we allowed to say ooh in 2025 to someone having children with a mother and a daughter? Surely. I think so. Yeah.

Ooh, brother. Ooh. Ooh, and mother. Ooh, mother, brother, sister. Ooh. Sister, brother, dad. I'm done. Free and Clint.

We're going to play How Many next, which is your chance to win some free KFC chicken dollars. And I will say, I think I'm allowed to say this. I mean, somebody try and stop me. We're going to play How Many Next, which is your chance to win some free KFC chicken dollars. And I will say, I think I'm allowed to say this. I mean, somebody try and stop me. Stop. Stop that. Don't do it.

Don't say it. Refrain from saying it. Okay. Damn, I didn't think someone was going to be able to stop me. There it was. I did it. I didn't think I was going to be able to stop you either. Turns out you're the one. Turns out you're the one.

Turns out you're the one. I thought, give it a go. You're the one who can stop me. You just don't know. I was going to give a tap. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Shh, shh, shh. Shh, shh, shh. Shh, shh, shh.

Stop. You're so much prettier when you're quiet. Stop. That's true. So weird. Do I like this? I think I like it. I see dead people.

All right, just call if you want to play How Many. Bree and Clint. Let's play How Many. How Many. How Many. How Many. How Many. That's a good amount.

This is the game where if you have the most of the thing... Then you win. Then you win. Ella, what's the thing today? How many tattoos do you have on your body? Oh! Oh! Oh! Count away, everyone.

How many bumper stickers on the old Ferrari, eh? Vroom, vroom. Rhys is here. Hi, Rhys. Howdy. Now, we need to know, are you tattooed, first of all? Yes. Yeah.

Oh, good. That was the only clue I was going to give out before. Stop. Stop. Stop saying things. Guys. Stop. What? the only clue I was going to give out before. Stop. Stop saying things. Guys. Stop. What?

We told you not to say it. I was going to say you will do better in this game if you have tattoos. And he continues to say things. You're upsetting me. You're upsetting me. All the secrets. God. We must silence this man.

And we must carry on. Let's play. Rhys, we will be honest with you if you are honest with us. We need to know. How many tattoos do you have? You get to go between. Well, you get to pick, sorry, and go head to head against Claudia, we need to know. How many tattoos do you have? You get to go between, or you get to pick, sorry, and go head to head against Claudia, Bree or Clint.

You have to have the most tattoos to win, Rhys. So use what you know about these guys to try win. Rhys, what's your number? I have two. Two. Okay, so you're going to have to go for someone who you think has none to try and win this. Or one. Or this. Or one. Or one.

Or one. Sure. Your choices are Claudia, Bree, or me, Clint. Who do you want to go with? I'm going to go with Clint. You're going to go with me? Why is that? Why me?

What makes you think I don't have many tattoos? I think you might have one. Cool. What do you reckon he would have if he did have one, Rhys? I feel like he'd be the kind of guy to have a Chiefs or a Warriors tattoo. Yes, Rhys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or a Rugby World Cup 2011 calf tattoo.

On his lower back. Yeah, yeah. You want to lock me in, Rhys? Yeah, I'm locking in, Clint. All right, you're excluding Bree, who has? Three. Three tattoos. Oh, you would have lost there. Claudia. You're excluding Claudia, who has

I have four. Four? Oh, you would have lost there too, Rhys. So it's just me and you. So did you pick correct? One Warriors tattoo, you reckon, Rhys? Oh, I mean, if you did have a tattoo, that would be the one I want you to have. Where would it be?

On the bicep, I reckon. I thought the bum, to be honest. Yeah, you're right. Rhys, I can tell you, I am a clean-skinned man. I have zero tattoos. You win. Congratulations. I can live with that.

There you go, Rhys. Out of interest, what two tattoos do you have, Rhys? I have a family crest on my shoulder and I have an otter on my leg for my daughter. Oh, cute, Rhys. Okay, well, now you also have 50 KFC chicken dollars. Well done. Cheers, guys. They're so cute.

If you get the KFC logo tattooed on your body, we'll bump it up to 100. That's a no. That is a no. That is a no. And I think that's a good decision, Rhys. That was a test. Bree and Clint, we're back after this with what some people believe to be the worst decade of your life.

Yeah, there's been a little bit of a chat on a podcast where a woman has revealed what she believes is the worst decade of anyone's life. And I reckon we need to talk to, we get our own person on as well to put it to the test. So you want an experienced, a person experienced in years to call up? Yes, absolutely. Okay, if you are older, we would love you to help us with something right now.

Brie and Clint. Clint, he just got announced for Glastonbury. See, Libby Rodrigo's headlining Glastonbury. I know, massive, eh? Yeah. Like, she's super young to be headlining Glastonbury. Yeah. What's her?

Glastonbury. Glastonbury. Glastonbury. Glastonbury. Yeah, okay. Glastonbury. Glastonbury. I knowonbury. Yeah, okay. Glastonbury. Glastonbury. I know.

Yeah, I know. But sometimes I – I know you know. I know. But I know. Glastonbury is a good festival. But not what we're talking about right now. I saw a thing – you and I always discuss on air,

and I think we mention it quite often how we reckon like 27 to 29. Yeah. I like the best years. It's the Goldilocks zone of your life. It is the sweet spot. Yeah, yeah. It is the best years of your life. If I had a time machine, that's where I'm going.

27 to 29, somewhere in there. Yeah. Boom. How bloody good. Exactly. Which made me think, this clip made me think of you and how we talk about that stuff because there was a woman talking about what she reckons, I think it's the worst decade,

she said. Oh. And she's a bit older. Yeah, she's had a few decades. She's had a few decades and she comments on what she believes is the worst decade. Take a listen. The 20s are the worst decade of your life.

There, I said it. I thought they were supposed to be the best, though. Well, that's why it's the worst, because you guys have been gaslit into thinking it's the best. From 0 to 20, your entire life had structure to it. Then the 20s hit, and it all of a sudden becomes an individual

sport. What do they say about 20s? They're formative, aren't they? They set up the rest of your life. Yeah, they do. It's a cynical way to look at the period where you're at your physical peak. You're the most energetic. But you don't have anything together. No, you don't have any money. Nah.

On the bones of your behind. We asked for some perspective. We asked for a more mature person to call through on 0800 dial ZM. Well seasoned. Someone who's done a few laps. Got a lot of knowledge. They couldn't get through because of the secret sound. Yeah, we couldn't get one

of those people, so we just got Ross. No, I think they couldn't get through because they've got sore thumbs and stuff, but as a Gen Z girly pop myself, I don't really know what it is. You're the oldest person we could find. Genuinely, other than my parents, you're the oldest person You're the oldest person We could find You're the oldest Genuinely Other than my parents You're the oldest person I know

I mean I was about To lean more into this What is time man But um Brie Can you and I Have a meeting tomorrow You should bring

A representative Ross What's the worst decade In your opinion You're in your Fifth decade What You're in your

Fifth decade Zero Is he Yeah you and I Are in your fifth decade. Zero. Is he? Yeah, you and I are in our fourth decade. Oh, that's great. Oh my god, yeah. Your thirties are your fourth decade. I'll have a meeting with you tomorrow. Your forties are your fifth decade. Nah, I reckon like, I reckon my teens was

my worst, but this is where it's all perspective. Yeah, right. It depends what happens to you. Yeah, like I don't know, my parents got divorced just before I hit puberty So I just blocked it all out And the more I remember I'm like actually no You were a very gangly teen as well

Yeah Six foot eight And like 70 kilos I probably wasn't You're so right about it Being perspective Yeah If you have a bunch of shit

Happen to you in your 30s You'd probably hate that Then that's your worst decade I have loved my 30s though So that's not your worst Positively I have loved my 30s Isn't that the way to frame it?

Rather than what's the worst, just actually just look at the best in life? No, the best way to look at it would be to say your best decade is yet to come. I don't reckon 80 year olds are saying that. I was going to say, he's not good time. Bree and Clint. Last week I asked you guys

I was like, what are the millennial sayings that you just can't ever let go of? They're just ingrained somewhere in your psyche and they will forever be used as a part of your vocab. We unlocked the millennials with that conversation. Didn't we? Yeah, they came out of the woodworks in droves. And you know what they all said?

They all came out and they went, Wizard! Wizard! I felt like a reunion almost, didn't I? Yeah, it did. A lot of people in the comments were like, I feel like this has healed me. Do you know what it did?

It felt like a safe space. It did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we thought we've got to bring it back. There are more millennial sayings out there that people refuse to let go of that we didn't even touch on. Nah, we didn't even touch the surface, I don't think. We may have dabbled on this,

but I feel like we didn't go deep on the movie that has nothing but millennial sayings, Austin Powers. Do I make you horny, baby? Do I? Do I make you randy? You all look like a baby. I eat babies. I want my baby back, baby back, baby. I eat babies. I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back.

Chill out. Baby back ribs. Claudia was doing the exact same thing. I got you, girl. You know what one transcended the movie, and it transcended even just doing quotes from the movie, from Austin Powers was, talk to the hand

because the face don't want to hear about it. Wait! Is that where that's from? Yeah, isn't that Dr. Evil talking to Scott? I know, I remember that in the movie. Is that where that is from? I feel like it is. But talk to the hand because the face don't want to hear it.

Talk to the hand because the face ain't listening. Yeah. Yeah. That's a core millennial saying, isn't it? 100%. 100%. Claudia, you just scrape in as a millennial. What is it for you?

What's the millennial saying that you just can't let go of? I think of it all the time and then it just repeats around and around and around in my head. Totes my goats. Totes my goats. Someone said something in your dream. Oh, yeah. totes my goats. Totes my goats. Someone says something in your dream, you go, oh, yeah, totes my goats. Totes my goats. And then my brain goes, totes my goats, totes my goats, totes my goats, just on repeat.

Totes my goats. I feel like I have written quite a few down that I felt bad upon review that I didn't cover the first time. Sure. Probably one of my favourite quotable movies of all time, Anchorman 1. Definitely not number two. That was terrible, that movie.

Number one, one of the best, most quotable millennial movies ever and one of my favourites. Milk was a bad choice. I'm in a glass case of emotion. Yeah. Baxter, my little gentleman. And wedding crashes. Wedding crashes, fantastic.

Mom, the meatloaf. You want some? You want some? What is she doing back there? I never know what she's doing. Meatloaf. We asked you guys on our Instagram what were some of the ones that we've missed Ella what were some of the good ones that came through

Pivot, Friends Pivot And just the Friends theme song In general You know when that song starts The millennials will come out of the woodwork For the claps That's how you can test

Should we test it right now? Yeah, we can test it now. I bet you there will be one of us here that doesn't get the claps right. Okay, you guys ready? Yeah, always. This is a test. Ella's a Gen Z, but she's a big Friends fan.

I know this one. Yeah. Oh, don't stop it up. So no one told you life was gonna be this way. Oh, well done, everybody. Well done. I think we did it. So no one told you life was gonna be this way Good job, good job Well done, everybody. Well done. I think we did it.

Don't look at me. I thought Ella looked shocked like she did something wrong, but you got it? Yeah, I think so. How many clips? I read somewhere that it was five, but everyone says four. It's four.

It's four. It's four. Definitely four. Other ones we've got, though. Roadworks Ahead. Gee, I sure hope it does. Roadwork Ahead? I don't know that one.

It's from Vine. Oh, Vine. Oh. Okay, yeah. So that's a quite niche millennial reference. I really don't know any of these. What about Back At It Again With The White Vans? Damn, Daniel.

Damn, Daniel. Oh, Back At It Again. Yeah, that's good. Back At It Again With The White Vans. Yep. Do, Daniel. Damn, Daniel. Back at it again. Yeah, that's good. Back at it again with the white fans. Yep. Do you know, oh, sorry. Do you know this one from Instagram? Whenever someone says it's cold in here,

then their brain automatically goes to, there must be something in the atmosphere. Oh, yeah, totally. I said, brr. It's cold in here. That one. Yeah, that's 100% millennial thing. Bring it on.

Very quotable movie. What about how did we miss like gems like Summer Heights High and like other shows like Little Britain? Oh, yeah. Computer says no. Yeah, yeah. Thank God you're here. Grandma's been.

Where have you been, bitch? What about, what about here. Grandma's been. Where have you been, bitch? What about dust? Anybody know dust? Look, Ella has no idea. This is weird. They're coming through to just like sayings that happened in everyday conversation like fishizzle manizzle. That was in there.

That was big. Stone the flaming crows. Stone the flaming crows. Yeah. You're terrible, Muriel. conversation like for shizzle my nizzle that was in there absolutely that was big stone the flame and crow the flame and crows yeah you're terrible muriel this one really was in a deep dark place in my brain and i think i got claudia to get the audio of it do you remember like because all of us millennials will say i'm late tired do youired. Do you remember that, Clint? Okay, so here's the earth. Remember this? Chilling. Damn, that is a sweet earth, you might say. Brown. Alright. Ruling out

the ice capes melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving, and the sun exploding. I'd forgotten about this. This rings a lot of bells. This is early YouTube, eh? Yeah. China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK. This is like Ron, Ron, like that era of YouTube.

I know that one. Ron Weasley. One more time. Let's go out to the people and ask, what are the millennial sayings that you just can't let go of? What did we miss? And we need to backtrack. We need your help.

0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. Time has moved on, but you can't. And you never will. Dude, what does mine say? Sweet. No, but what does mine say? Bree and Clint. Millennial sayings that you can't let go of, part two.

Yeah. There's so many to cover. Like, there's so many to cover. Like, there's so many to cover. Some big ones coming off the text machine. There's so much room for activities. Step brothers. So much extra room for... Hey, did we just become best friends?

Someone just texted and said, I cannot believe you guys haven't mentioned the Nick Minnit guy. Nick Minnit. We have. He was a strong feature of Millennial Sayings. You can't let Of, part one. He was in part one for sure. Levi Hawkins.

Weird that he, well, not weird, I guess it was so big, he eventually wanted to distance himself from that. Yeah, he's more than just that. He didn't want to be known as the Nick Minnett guy. You're right, it's just the Nick Minnett guy. Nick Minnett, he wasn't. If that had happened today, he would have had a podcast, eh? He would have. Yeah, he would have had a podcast, eh? He would have.

Yeah, he would have had a podcast. I would have listened to it. He would have had a line of merch. Big one that's coming up on the text machine that Ella has recently learnt in her life, so you can actually get involved in this one, is this one time at Bandcamp. Because we told you to go and watch the movie and now you get it.

So funny. Don't finish it. Well, I have. No, no, don't finish the saying. Yeah, we'll just leave it there. Yeah. What? What did you say?

This one time at band camp. Oh, don't say it. Yeah, don't say the rest of it. If you know, you know. If you know, you know. And if you don't know, watch American Pie. Kelsey's here. Hi, Kelsey.

Hi, Kelsey. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thank you. What's the millennial saying that you just can't let go of? From Kath and Kim. Look at me, Kim. Look at me.

Look at me. Look at me, please. Look at me. I've got one word to say to you, Kim. Velcro dots. God, their dynamic was just so watchable, wasn't it? What about the part where Kim's like, Mum, she called me a B-I-T-C-H.

And then Kath goes, oh, don't be stupid, Kim. She goes, well, if I'm not a dog, how come I've got a bitch as a mother? Just classic comedy. Is it on Netflix? I think it's on Netflix. Yes. Yeah.

It is. Fun fact, that is Kim from the show singing that. Is it? Yeah. Thanks, Kelsey. Taraneth. Taranay? Taranay, hi.

Taranay. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. What is the millennial saying that you just keep using and you'll never not use? So, like, you know, when someone sees something a little bit off or it's gone a bit awkward, you go, the Ace Ventura, the alrighty-do. Just to wrap up a conversation.

Alrighty then. And you must be the Monopoly guy. Hey, thanks for the free parking. I love the idea of the conversation just gets a bit stale and Taranay just goes, Alrighty then. Anything from Jim Carrey. Yeah, it's a bit of dead air.

Yeah. What does this do for you, Taranay? Like a glove. Yeah, something. What about, what does this do for you, Taranay? Like a glove. Yeah, yeah, something like that. Just anything from those movies is so quotable. God, this is going to be a hard one for a lot of people. You won't get it because you weren't here when this was on TV. But the line, it was the same day, David.

It's from a drink driving commercial from the 90s. And everybody for like 15 years afterwards was just going, it was the same day, David. I love those ads that have so much cut through. Like obviously that ad now would be the Tina from Turner's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that's got that same cut through. Can I add one?

Can I throw a song into the mix? Yeah. And see if you guys agree with me. Tribute by Tenacious D. The song Tribute is... The song Tribute by Tenacious D is peak millennial. Like we all know that first chorus. If we ever get this millennial club night that we're planning off the ground...

We've got to play this. We have to play that song. Should we test it? Should we just do that first verse? Yep. Or is it the second verse once it kicks in? Because they talk for quite a lot at the start. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. This bit here. Let's see if we still got it. Oh, it's classic. Surely we don't still have it. Surely not. Nah, I think it's gone, actually. It's been ages.

This is the greatest and best song in the world. Tribute. Yeah, no, we still got it, guys. We still got it. We still got it. Someone said, anything from Napoleon Dynamite. Gosh. Where's my chapstick? Whatever I want to do, gosh. We've still got it. We've still got it. Someone said, anything from Napoleon Dynamite. Gosh. Gosh.

Where's my chapstick? Whatever I want to do. Gosh. And someone else said, my fiance cannot let go of calling everyone and everything scucks. Scucks. Yeah, that's so millennial. Super millennial. Well, thanks, everybody.

That was a delightful trip down memory lane. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. First, we're going to do your birthday bangers. This is where you tell us your birthday. We do the math and figure out what was the number one song when you were 16 years old, and then we'll play our favourite one.

Kat's here first. Hi, Kat. G'day, Kat. Hey, team. How are you going? Good, thank you, mate. How was the weekend? Not too shabby. Nice sunshine underneath them. Oh, team. How are you going? Good, thank you, mate. How was the weekend? Not too shabby.

Nice sunshine in Dunedin. Oh, lovely. You don't hear that too often, sunshine in Dunedin. Hey, good to have you with us, Kat. She's only been to Dunedin in the depths of winter. She's got a very dim view of the Otago region. Every time I'm there, Kat, it makes me hate myself. Oh, no.

I've been there when it's gloomy, like depths of winter. Oh, but in Otago, summer's delightful. I bet it is, but I haven't seen that, so my only reference point is grey. Well, let's get a sunny birthday banger on for you, Kat. What's your date of birth? 2nd of August, 1979. Lovely, Kat. That means you were 16 in 1995.

We've done the maths and here's your birthday banger. Oh, it's a bit of a bop. Pretty good, Kat, from TLC Waterfalls. Good 16-year-old memories with that cat. Oh, yeah, into lots of trouble. Yeah, nice. I like it. Wait there, we're going to do Helen's birthday banger.

Hi, Helen. Hi, Helen. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thank you, mate. What did you do for your weekend? We went out to Goat Island and looked at a whole lot of fish and then went home and ate fish and chips, which kind of feels wrong. Yeah, right.

Oh, that sounds like a great weekend. Did you say Goat Island? Yeah, in Auckland. It was awesome. Great snorkelling spot. Yeah, I feel like I've heard of it. Is there goats on it? Not that we saw, but lots of fish.

Yeah, right. Lots of fish. Sounds delightful, Helen. Helen's like, oh, all this fish made me hungry. Let's go get fish and chips. Yeah. Helen, what is your birthday, babe? I might sound five, but hopefully it's an oldie but a goodie.

It's the 27th of January, 1978. Oh, here we go, Helen. Another 70s baby. You were 16 in 1994, though, and this is your birthday banger. I was pitchy then. That was me, not you. That's a good one. What do you reckon, Helen?

That's epic. I love it. Yeah, yeah, what a throwback. Feel good, eh? Okay, wait there. One more birthday banger for Hayden. Kia ora, Hayden. Hi, Hayden. Kia ora, how are you guys? Good, thank you,den. Kia ora, Hayden. Hi, Hayden.

Kia ora, how are you guys? Good, thank you, mate. What did you do for your weekend, Hayden? I just stayed at home and looked after my kids. Oh, you're a good man, good lad. Hey, what is your date of birth, mate? 31st of the 10th, 1991. All right, that means you were 16 in 2007.

And back in 2007, this had a number one hit. Oh, it's Leona Lewis, first winner of X Factor. UK X Factor, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I remember that song. That was huge. She was meant to be huge. Yeah, and then she kind of... A bit of a wonder, eh? Yeah, to be huge. Yeah, and then she kind of... Bit of a wonder, eh? Yeah, a little bit.

Yeah, yeah. I actually think I read something once where she, I think, didn't want the fame, and so she kind of pulled back. I think she went on to be one of the judges on X Factor. Oh, did she? Yeah, I think so. Okay. Anyway, TLC, Dream, Leona Lewis.

What are you thinking? What are you vibing? I thought I'd like that Leona Lewis song, but... Keep bleeding. No, it's a bit of a pun, is she? Waterfalls. Yeah, Waterfalls, TLC, Kat's a winner. Kat, you've just won birthday banner.

Congratulations. Woohoo, awesome team. Thank you. You stay safe in sunny Dunedin, all right, Kat? Will do. Brie still doesn't believe there's sunshine in Dunedin. I just don't believe it. I haven't seen it before.

Fake news, fake news. I haven't seen it. Here's your birthday banger from the year 95 on Ziddy and Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint. Ziddy and Brie and Clint. Bree and Clint. ZM Bree and Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger. For Kat from the year 95, that's TLC and Waterfalls. Kat from Dunedin, text coming in about how beautiful Dunedin is in the summer. Someone said, Bree, you've got to visit Dunedin in summer.

Great beaches for pooing in. It has been over 12 months since I regretted sharing that little fun fact about myself. Over 12 months. Are we still there? And I think the person who texted that in has texted in a joke about you. Like a topical joke. They always relate it to the day's show every single day since it happened. It's so funny because you and I they always text through

they're a big supporter of the show. We love getting texts from them. And one time you and I were like I wonder who that person is. Like are they a man or a woman? A young, old? Like who is behind all of these constant poo texts?

And then it was so buzzy because I feel like it was a couple of days later, the girl who is behind those texts messaged me on Instagram. Yeah. And I was like. Identified herself. It was this young girl and not who I pictured would be writing in those funny texts at all, but it was so buzzy.

They text us today. They text us on the 7th of March, the 6th of March, the 5th of March, the 3rd of March, the 27th of February. They don't miss this person. Every time. Every time it's the same gag. It's integrated beautifully. And you know what?

I will be so sad when we don't hear from her For a longer period Like If you don't get the reference By the way Ella Our social media manager Is the Brie Pooing in the ocean video Still pinned to the top

Of our TikTok And also Is it still our most viewed TikTok video of all time Yeah Three million views Right at the top Honestly

You've got to go viral for something i know hey i'll take it you gotta take what you can get at bri and clint on tiktok if you haven't seen it bri and clint oh i do love this game it's where i give you guys five different things but you can only pick two yeah you can only pick two out of the five and then I feel like it does, like, give us an insight into what people pick. Yeah, it shows what your priorities are a lot of the time. Yeah. It's also just a fun game.

So here's another one for you. You can only pick two of these five. So the first one is your laundry does itself. It washes itself. It washes itself. It dries itself. It folds itself. And it puts itself away. I hate the folding bit.

I quite like the washing bit. I hate the folding bit. I don't mind the folding bit. I hate the putting away. I hate the hanging out bit. The putting away. I hate. Okay, that's right up there.

Okay, that's number one number two the perfect dinner always just appears every single night you don't have to go to the shops you don't have to cook you don't have to think about it well you're giving me that look that you have a wife that does that for you anyway. That's the look you just gave me. She also keeps on top of our washing really well. That used to be your job. I know, I know. That used to be your job.

We've all got jobs, we've all got jobs, okay? Do you do anything? What's your job? Bins. That's it? No, more than that. Come on, guys. I'm just being honest.

We've got time. What else? Spiders and cockroaches. I mean, how often I'm just being honest. We've got time. What else? Spiders and cockroaches. I mean, how often are they coming up? Moths. Anything else? Do you make the bed? Yeah, I make the bed, yeah. Every day? We make the bed together. Anyway, anyway, anyway.

It's not about me. Okay. Perfect dinner just appears every single night. That's number two. Number three, your petrol tank is always full. Oh, yeah. And if you've. Number three, your petrol tank is always full. Oh, yeah. And if you've got an EV, your battery is 100% charged 24-7. Okay, number four, your wardrobe is immaculate and you have the perfect outfit for everything.

Yeah. It's just there. And your style. Yes. Anything you want in terms of clothes, like, boom, just there. And your style. Yes. Anything you want in terms of clothes, like boom, just there. Like you just pull it out of your wardrobe and it's there. Number five, your yard always maintains itself and you don't have to touch it.

And you don't have to do a thing. That's one of my jobs. The yard. Didn't you hire a gardener recently? Sure, I did. The yard. Didn't you hire a gardener recently? Sure, man. You did. What are you on? But I hired.

It was my job. But you did it. I organised the garden. Yeah, gotcha, gotcha. All right, we can only have two. Okay, so laundry. Perfect dinner always appears. Your petrol tank's always full.

Yeah. An amazing outfit no matter the occasion, 24-7, always. Your petrol tank's always full. Yeah. An amazing outfit, no matter the occasion, 24-7, always your yard always maintains itself. Yard and petrol. Thank you. Yard and petrol for you? Mm-hmm. God, not for me. I reckon...

Your dinner and clothes. Yes. Yeah. Dinner always there, because I mean I'm big foodie, love food and it would be perfect every time. Yeah. That makes sense. Dinner always there because, I mean, I'm a big foodie. Yeah. I love food and it would be perfect every time. Yeah. And always having the right outfit.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Amazing. Got you. Ella? Petrel and wardrobe. Petrel and wardrobe. Petrel and wardrobe.

Yeah, yeah. Well, you just eat carrot and hummus anyway, so. Yeah, true. I hate cooking. And your fiancé always cooks for you anyway. Guess what we're having? We're having polenta and mushrooms tonight. Oh, yuck. I hate cooking. And your fiancé always cooks for you anyway. Guess what we're having? We're having polenta and mushrooms tonight. Oh, yuck.

Yum. Okay. Honesty. Go make the bed and do some laundry. What are you having with the polenta and mushrooms? She got you in the end. Bree and Clint. This weekend is our wonderful producer Ella's hen's party.

She is mere weeks away from being wed, and the hen's party goes down. I'm not invited, but Brie and Claudia are. Woo-hoo! All her favourites. Yay! It's just the ones I like coming. The girls are invited.

Of course. It's a girls' night, isn't it, Ella? You would have been invited. That's exclusionary. I thought you guys were inclusive. You didn't invite any of us to your wedding or Bucks' night. I literally didn't know you. You didn't invite us either.

You knew me. I'd met you a couple of weekends before. I'm happy. I'm free this weekend for dinner. No, you're not. It's your hen's party. Oh, yeah, I'm busy. We, with love, think that maybe you don't 100% know what you're in for with this hen's party.

And also, we don't know who's planning it, so we don't know how wild it's going to be. Sister. We thought we could... Oh, it's your sister planning it? Yeah, with my friend, yeah. Have you told them what you want at your hen's party? Yeah, I have. I've given them a range of things.

They know I'm more on the introvert than extrovert side. What's the brief? What have you said? I said, like, fun activity, whether that's either cocktail making, going to drag show, a magician coming over, no strip clubs. A magician coming over?

Imagine being a little bit lit. Is it a strip magician? No. No. You, essentially the only real thing we need to ask is are you going to have penis themed things or not? Yes. I want to pin the penis on Ryan.

You want to pin the penis on your fiancé, guys? Yep. Formally known as pin the tail on the donkey. Do you want penis straws to drink from? Sure, I'd be open to that. Do you want to wear those glasses that are also penises? And they light up? Yeah.

Yeah, I'd say yes. Yeah, you do? Yeah. And do you want to wear a penis for the day? Do you want? Nah. No, okay. Penis whistle. Ooh, do, yeah. And do you want to wear a penis for the day? Do you want... Nah. No, okay, there's the line. Penis whistle.

Ooh, yeah, sure. Have we all come up with a few activities that we think... Yeah, we have. ...would be good for Ella's hens? Yeah, not too late. We can add stuff to the itinerary. I'll kick it off. I thought what could be fun is a penis-arter.

What is that? It's a piñata but in the shape of a penis-arter. What is that? It's a piñata but in the shape of a penis. Keen or not keen? Keen. I'll whack it. You said no stripper, right? You don't want a stripper? No.

What about a policeman stripper? Maybe. No, no, no. What about a person who turns up but you don't know that they're a stripper? You know, like a noise control stripper. Yeah, and then all of a sudden they just start stripping. Yeah, right. It'd be funny, but I mean, it could be Ryan.

I'd be open to Ryan doing it. No, Ella! Don't make Ryan do it. You have the rest of your life to have that man strip for you. This is something different. Claude? I thought if you didn't want to invite a stripper, would you want to be the stripper? Yes! I actually

would. God, that I have not seen at a hen's party. Okay, the hen strips at her own hen's party, we're keen for that. Life drawing? Would you do a life drawing class? Yeah, of who? Of some nude person and you guys sit around and look at the nude

and draw it and drink some wines and that kind of thing? Do you want to churn butter? No. Make your own butter. Where did that come from? I just had the great idea. Sometimes great ideas just pop in your head. Nah, she's vegan.

Do you want to churn margarine? Yeah, churn margarine. To be honest, look, I didn't write down a lot of activities per se. I just wrote down a lot of games that I've hennified. Do you want me to just roll through some of them? Yeah, go on, go on. Okay, so we had pin the penis. What was it?

Pin the penis on the Ryan. Pin the penis on the Ryan. We had a penisada. We had penis pong, which is a good one. Is that ping pong with penis bats? Which is beer pong, but penis pong. Oh, beer pong. Wait, do you throw penises?

Sorry, carry on. Yes, yes. Yeah, you would. You would. What about pass the penis? It's pass the parcel, but in a penis shape. Yeah, better than penis the parcel. Yeah, I reckon.

What about a penis and spoon race? What's that? Well, you get all of Ryan's friends over and they just, they put their on a spoon. Oh, man. It's truly horrific. What about spin the penis?

Yeah, spin the penis? That will hurt. What about articulate? It's articulate, but... What about articulate? It's articulate, but... You're just describing different... What about just a good old-fashioned sack race? Oh! Didn't have to change that one.

That was just, you know, fitted well. Yeah, either that or a cocktail-making class. Yeah! Nice! All right, well, good luck. Thank you. Okay, good luck. It's going to be wild.

Great ideas in there. Special breeze there, to be honest. Far out. Yeah, I'm re It's going to be wild. Great ideas in there. Especially Bree's there, to be honest. Far out. Yeah, I'm rethinking this. This butter ain't going to churn itself.