ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 10th May 2021

Episode Date: May 10, 2021

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Do you know what Ross told us today? Ross Boss? What? That New Zealand's getting a podcast chart Like the music charts But for podcasts I thought we already had that Well we've got the Apple one

We've got the one in your Apple app But that's just for Apple Oh Yeah Which is exciting We'll be like pop stars Then we'll have the chance to Take out the number one spot

Be number one on the charts Yeah But we can't do it without your help So Listen Share Tell your friends If I'm boring you

Then no one's gonna Sorry No one's gonna listen I didn't mean to You know yawning doesn't necessarily mean You're tired or bored I heard it means that your blood Is starved of oxygen.

Does it? Yeah. Yeah, maybe. That might be a tired person who said that or a bored person. Could be. I had something to bring up. Yes, you did. In the podcast group.

Guess what I got around to doing today? What? Finally. Yes? Waxing your bikini line. I don't want to say it though No you say it If you're right I'll be impressed Did you put on your Leshko number plate?

Yes! How did you know that? Well because we've had this every week For the past couple Like ever since you got them done That you've been talking about it That you haven't done them Oh

Have you guys been all betting have you? Well we've been waiting Oh Yeah they're finally on. Went to VTNZ, got all the paperwork done. Oh, mate, that's two and a half grand well spent. Wait, wait. No, it cost me four bucks to change them over.

Oh, and the plates were free. Yeah, the plates cost that much. No, the plates did not cost two and a half. Anyway, I went into VTNZ this morning to change them over, and I had taken my old plates off, and I had my Lush Gold number plates on. And I went in and I talked to the girl who was really nice at VTNZ and she's like, oh, you need to fill out this paperwork. She goes, oh, I need to go cite your number plates.

And she was a fairly young girl. I would have said like maybe mid-20s. Anyway, she's like, I need to go cite your number plates to make sure they're correct. Anyway, she comes back in and I finish the paperwork and I walk up to her and she goes, let's go. She goes, yeah. I thought you were going to say, I need to go and cite them and then you go outside just having a selfie with the number plates. She goes, let's go. She goes, I'd pay that.

She goes, I like it. Do you think you're going to get pulled over by a police officer? Yes, absolutely. More often? Yes. Who thinks that you're some kind of like drongo. Yeah. But also police officers are like, heard about these plates.

The Lush Gold. I had to have on record that I pulled over the Lush Gold car. I realised that having them on, they're a very expensive joke to make. But I also was like, this is the last place that I would ever want to draw more attention to myself. In the car? Yes. Oh, right.

It's true. Why? I don't want to draw attention to myself. I don't want attention. You do dodgy shit in the car. Is that what you're saying? Whereas Clint's. You do dodgy shit in the car. Is that what you're saying? Whereas Clint's like, I love getting attention in the car. That's why I drop burnouts in my sweet V6 twin turbo.

Single turbo. That was close. Doesn't do burnouts. That was close. It's all wheel drive. But no, I do not wish to draw attention to myself. That's why I have extremely dark tints. You don't have an Audi. That's why I have extremely dark tints. You don't have an Audi.

That's why I have very, very dark tints. Not one person that has an Audi can't say they don't want to draw attention to themselves. I don't. I don't. I don't want you to see where it's parked. I don't want to. I don't want to. No one believes you right now.

I don't want to. No one believes you right now. I don't want anything. There was a, speaking of cars, like a mystery outside my house last night. A murder mystery? Well, it could have been. We were sitting watching TV and I heard smash, like the sound of at least one car crashing. Yeah. And I turned to listen. I was like, what the hell was that?

And you sort of wait to see if everything's okay the noise and then i heard a big screech and this car taking off hitting the speed bump and sounding like it was dragging its bumper like it had been in a crash well that's what i thought and then so i got up to go outside and see if everybody was okay and what was going on and try and be a hero. And just as I opened the door, I heard another set of tires screech. Same car hits a speed, or not same car, same situation.

Hits a speed bump. Sounds like it's dragging a bumper. Speeds off. Oh my God. On the road. Vin Diesel's moved into your street. On the road. Smashed glass.

Smashed taillights. So there's red plastic on the road. Smashed other glass, car parts. What could it have been? Why was there two car smash noises and then two cars speed off separately? How do you explain it? Drag race. I told you, Vin Diesel has moved in to your neighbourhood.

It's not a fast street there. You've got speed bumps. Yeah. It's only fast if you don't want it to be fast. If you don't want to get airtime. They are filming a lot of movies over here, so she does have a good point. And also, aren't they on the 100th movie that they need to mix it up,

and that's why a speed bump road would be perfect? It's not Vin Diesel! All the neighbours were out on the street. You know what Anastasia, you've got a great point. All of the neighbours were out there was a guy with a torch, we were talking about it How weird would it be? You heard the part of the story where he said both of the cars were diesel cars? I didn't say that Vin Diesel, and the weirdest

twist in the Fast and the Furious franchise, how weird if they go to New Zealand suburbia in Auckland and I mean it just makes sense no one would see that coming and I mean stuff dropping a car out of

an aircraft should we get the Herald on board with this? I want to see cars going relatively fast over speed well what if there's been a crime outside my house and you guys are just making Vin Diesel jokes? Dwayne the Rock Johnson has been rumoured to be around, you know, your area. That's true.

Dwayne the Rock Johnson's been around your area. I reckon I wish. Bring it on. I don't call him Dwayne the Rock Johnson for nothing. I thought I could smell what the rock was cooking. I just realised his name is Dwayne. What? The Rock Johnson, as in The Rock Johnson.

Rock Hard Johnson. Rock Hard Johnson. Whoa. Has anyone ever realised that? No. I don't know what happened with the car. And his first name starts with D. No, I'm off the cars now.

I've given up on the cars. D, his name's D, The Rock Hard Johnson. Yeah. Whoa. I reckon he did on the cars. His name's D the Rock Hard Johnson. Yeah. Whoa. I reckon he did it on purpose. Yeah. Do you reckon he's on the... He would have a big dollar. Do you reckon he's on the... I don't know. I'd have to

see his penis. Because it's not illegal to be on the roids. No. It's just if you want to compete. Some of them are. Yeah. I don't know. I think some steroids are illegal. Yeah, I'm not saying that he is. I'm just saying do you think that he is? Do you reckon he'd have a, how big would his penis be?

No, no, no. That's a supplementary question to me asking if he's on the. Because if he is. I think he would be. It shrinks you. It shrinks you downstairs. Does it? I reckon he would have a big one though.

I reckon he probably went on the steroids to try and shrink it because it was too big. Well, you can find out. He wore very tight undies in the WWF. Hold on. I'm going to Google it. I don't think we should be. How tight was the... Oh, how tight?

Just Google what size is Dwayne the Rock's Johnson. What size? Fats. Oh, I shouldn't be doing this at work. Yeah. Just do it at home when you get home. No, I can't do it at home either. Oh, okay.

Mum and dad will be disappointed. He just says his height and his weight. Hey, Siri. How big is Dwayne the Rock's Johnson's... Johnson. Did it come up? No, because you're a man's voice and mine... Hey, Siri.

How big's the Rock's cock? Someone says The rock speaks about his dick towel What? What do you mean? He's got a towel just for I don't know We're down a wormhole

If anyone's seen it, can you post a picture in our podcast group? That would be good Okay, okay, okay We've got to get out of here. Bye. We have to go. Yeah. We've got a big day tomorrow.

So enjoy the podcast, everybody, and see you guys tomorrow. Bye. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m., give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on?

Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. G'day everybody, Brie and Clint. Hello, welcome to the show. And hey, happy Mother's Day. Oh yeah, happy Mother's Day for yesterday for all the moms. No, no, no, happy Mother's Day. For me. Today.

I'm trying to do a thing for people who forgot about Mother's Day. And hopefully their mum is listening right now. No, no, no, no, no. If we convince mums that it's Mother's Day today. Happy Monday Mother's Day.

Monday Mother's Day, yeah. First time it's ever been done. I think it's a great idea. Yeah. And the ones who forgot about it have a chance to go and make the call now. Yeah, quote.

And all the mums who got their Mother's Day gift, don't spoil the secret, okay? You got your gift on the right day. Don't spoil. And all the mums who got their Mother's Day gift, don't spoil the secret, okay? You got your gift on the right day. Don't spoil it for the other mums out there. You can go buy all the discount flowers today. Did you know that Mother's Day is the second largest trading day for flowers in New Zealand?

Is it? What do you think the first is? Valentine's Day. Oh, yeah. Seems pretty logical. No, Father's Day. Sunday. No, Bastille Day. Oh, yeah. Seems pretty logical. No, Father's Day. Sunday. No, Bastille Day.

Today on the show, Megan, as in Megan Pappers, is back. And so today we're filling her cart with very bougie fashion items. Let me just have a little peek at what the 4pm item is. Can I see it? Oh, you're shitting me. Oh, sorry, excuse me You're kidding me Oh, it's good

That is meant to be in my That was meant to be in my cart Megan Tappers, she's so smart Like, she just thinks of great items to put in That was meant to be in my car I'm happy for her and I'm happy for you That's what they all say in hindsight I didn't even want a SodaStream

I never even Are you throwing shade at SodaStreams? Four o'clock will reveal Megan's last item going into her cart. But next, your chance to win $50 cash with Tradie vs Lady. Yeah, you think your trivia knowledge is up to scratch? Call us now. 0800-DIAL-ZM. We need a Tradie and a Lady to play.

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Can't even imagine the things that that fridge has seen. Lots of up and go. Is that what you call it? Hey, excuse me. Anyway. Free and Clint. Tradie versus Lady.

I was about to say, if anyone wants a fridge, head around to Mum's house. But that's a stupid thing to say on the radio. Don't do that. That is dumb. Don't do that. If anyone wants 50 bucks, you can play this game with us. Tradee

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Thanks. Alright, Raina in. Good chat. Let's your name, Rainer. Thanks. All right, Rainer in. Good chat. Let's go and meet our tradie for today. He's 25. He's a Rotorua-based arborist. Welcome to the show, Wayno. I like your name.

Love that name, Wayno. Cheers. Thank you. You're welcome, mate. Reminds me of home. Davo, Wayno, Robbo. Jacko. Jacko. Okay, Wayno and Rayno, Robbo. Jacko. Jacko.

Okay, Waino and Raino, your buzzers are lady and tradie. And the first to three correct answers wins $50 cash. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. New Zealand's only theme park has announced they will spend $1.5 million upgrading the log frame. Tradie.

Yes. Waino. Rainbow's End, baby. Rainbow's End, baby. When's the last time you went to Rainbow's End, Waino? upgrading the log flume. Trady. Yes. Wayno. Rainbow's Inn, baby. Rainbow's Inn, baby. When's the last time you went to Rainbow's Inn, Wayno? Yeah, I've been heaped. Yeah, good.

Good, good, good, good, good. You and me both, Wayno. Question number two, one to the tradies. Ed Sheeran has announced he will sponsor his local Ipswich soccer team this season. As the naming sponsor on their jersey. What a legend. Name an Ed Sheeran song. Lady.

Droidy. Yes, Raina. Shape of You. Nice work. One of the biggest streaming songs of that year. Yeah, I was really hoping you guys wouldn't go for like a B-side or an Ed Sheeran song we hadn't heard of. Good. Keep it nice and mainstream.

One point each. Here we go. Question number three. Monica, Joey and Rachel are characters. Lady. Yes, Raina. Good. Keep it nice and mainstream. One point each. Here we go. Question number three. Monica, Joey and Rachel are characters... Lady. Yes, Raina. Friends. That's correct. Nice work. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number

four. Where does an archer keep his arrows? Is it in... Lady. Oh, Raina. For the win. Damn. You didn't finish the question. No, I didn't finish the question. On his back? Technically correct, but not the answer we're looking for.

Wayno? Was that the free guess, Wayno? Quive? Quive? Quive? He's Googled it. Quiver? Sorry, it was Quiver.

And we can tell from your lack of confidence that you Googled it, so no point there. All right, guys, here we go. Still two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number five, name the person that sings this song. Yes, Raina. Avril Lavigne. She's a lady.

Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. My money was on Wayno, but you proved me wrong. Raina, you got 50 bucks cash. Congratulations. There we go. Thank you very much. A queefa? A queefa.

My favourite was on his back. Bree and Clint. Wanted to bring this to the table this afternoon because I found this quite amusing over the weekend where I was spending time with my partner's family. They've got little ones in the family and one of their little ones, I swear, on the weekend swore. Really? Well, I don't know. Okay, how little? Two, two and a bit. Oh, yeah? Two and a bit. Yeah, cute swearing age.

Very, very cute. You know? Look, I think she was saying truck. Right. Others think that she was saying something else. She was holding a truck. Yeah, yeah, right. But it sounded like something else.

I have a daughter who's almost two and is currently obsessed with diggers and dump trucks. So those two words together. You've got to be careful. You've got to be very careful. You've got to be very careful of the dump truck. With a nearly two-year-old inflection. The dump truck.

Two very distinct words. Quite hard words to say. Totally. Especially as a two-year-old. Well, she's doing her best and she's giving us good laughs along the way. Yeah. I've come up with this thing where I think-

You've got to be careful with Digger as well, actually. Yeah, Digger. I've come up with this idea this afternoon where I thought it could be fun to create a safe space for children on the Brain Clench show where I want kids to call up and I'm going to say 10 and under. Right. If you're 10 and under, I want you to call our show this afternoon on 0800DIALSATM and I want you to tell us the dirtiest word

slash the naughtiest word slash the biggest swear word you know. Yeah, the bad word. What is the worst word you know? You're not allowed to say this word at home normally. This is the only time. But this is a special occasion. And you need to get permission from your parents. Yes.

So you've got to ask your parents, can I call up and just say the worst word I know one time for the radio? Can I call Bree and Clint and just say it once? Just once. Yeah. It's just an experiment. Yeah, yeah. I want to see.

We just want to know. We just want to sort of canvas what the bad words are. Because this is an interesting thing, guys. Bree and I don't actually know any bad words. We don't. No. Never used any bad words. Never used any bad words. Educated by the kids. Yeah, yeah. So if you're under 10, if you've got permission from your parents, ask them now.

Mum, Dad, can I call Bree and Clint? Yes. And this one time there'll be no repercussions. I want to say the naughtiest word I know on the radio just this once. Let's give it a go. 0800 dial ZM. Call us now. Guys, get the beeper ready.

Bree and Clint. Okay. It's a safe space here. It's a safe space, yeah. It's an experiment. We're trying to run on the radio where we're opening up our floor to your children to say the naughtiest word that they know. And they can't get in trouble for it.

You can't get in trouble for this. And it's an experiment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just want to see if kids actually know swear words. This child is asked to remain anonymous. I think that's quite clever, actually. Hello, anonymous child. Hello, anonymous.

Hi. Oh, you sound like you know a word or two., anonymous child. Hello, anonymous. Hi. Hi. Oh, you sound like you know a word or two. You sound evil. There's two of you. Okay, how old are you guys? Nine and ten. All right, and so you siblings?

Yeah. All right, so who taught who this word? I think I learned it over time, seeing as though he's my brother. Yeah. Okay, fair enough. And are we going to say this word in unison? Yeah. At the same time?

Okay. All right, just when you're ready. Three, two, one, go. Dickhead. I hate to say it, but that was adorable. No, we don't say that word, do we? No, it's a naughty word. It's a naughty word, we don't say it.

Naughty word. Unless you're stuck in traffic and someone doesn't let you in. All right, let's go to Noah. So this is the last time you're going to be able to say this word, all right, Noah? So make it good. Shit. Wow, a lot of gusto in there.

And Noah, just for our record, where did you learn that from? My parents. Let's go to Jonah. Hi, Jonah. Hi, Jonah. Hi. Now, this is a safe space. Let me guess.

You're nine? Yeah. You're nine. Okay. All right. This has turned into the naughtiest words that nine-year-olds know. We don't use these words, Jonah. This is the one time.

You've actually never used this word before, have you, Jonah? You've never said it out loud. Yeah. Yeah, good man. Good, good. Okay, for the one time that you're allowed to say it, when you're ready, what is the naughtiest word you know? S***.

Yeah, wow, it's really coming in hot this afternoon. Yeah. Okay, to be honest with you, I was hoping for some like, maybe some D-heads or something. Like a nice casual. Like an S-word. No, straight in there with the big S-bomb. Jonah, don't you laugh.

No, it's not funny, Jonah. You go apologise to your mum. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, Courtney Cox, we found out last week that she's got a new flatmate. That's Ellen DeGeneres.

And now she's pumping out the gold content on the gram as well. She certainly is. She's trending today with her daughter Coco, who's 16. It's Mother's Day in America today. You know how we're a day behind, right? So they decided to perform a cover of Taylor Swift's Cardigan. And it's trending because it's pretty incredible. Check this out.

Here it is, Courtney Cox from Friends doing Cardigan. I know my sweatshirt, maybe it's better. I'm not that like a woman. I'm a woman's girl. You put me on and say I'm a great man a kid today. You and me, I'm insane. Baby. Whoa, that's... Yeah, that's Courtney's daughter, Coco.

Coco Cox. Coco Cox. What a name. No, I think her name's Coco Arquette. Oh, right. I'm pretty sure. Even hotter. Even better.

You wouldn't call your kid Coco if your last name was Cox, right? No. Not a good idea. Also, do you think the stars secretly deep down hope what? Let me get this joke out. Another bad name if your last name

is Cox for your daughter, Anita. Yep, that's a bad one too. I appreciate it. I was just going to say, famous people who are performers would deep down hope that their child has some form of talent. She'll be so relieved now. She'll be like, oh, phew. Thank God.

Thank God. I can breathe easy. All right, this is live out of Los Angeles, the latest with Dean McCarthy, who's currently at a Mother's Day party. Dean's had to go to a quiet room to talk to us. What party are you at on a Sunday night where you had to find a quiet space, Dean?

It's my going away. I'm flying back to talk to us. What party are you at on a Sunday night where you had to find a quiet space, Dean? It's my going away. I'm flying back to Australia on Tuesday. Oh, it's your party? Oh. Well, thanks for the invite. Australia. Dirty John cooks some shrimp with garlic shrimp. It's amazing. He's a good cook. He means

prawns. He's been in America too long. Also, Australia, come to New Zealand. Visit us. Yeah, okay, deal. If you'll have me, I'll come. Okay, great. Lock it in. You've just got to go to Australia for 14 days first.

That's the quarantine rules. Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint, that's Giveon in Heartbreak Anniversary. Bree knows the TikTok dance. She practices it in the studio every time the song comes on. When are you going to post the TikTok? I mean, I don't want to make other dancers feel bad. True.

True, good point. Yeah, good point. Save that. Save that. Be modest. I think so. Don't post that. I guess I've got space news.

I've also got a statement. We're lucky to be alive today here in New Zealand. Remnants, this is the news, and then we'll reflect. The news. No, this is real. The news. I don't believe it. No, this is real.

This is real, okay? Are you sure? Yes, it's from multiple sites. So, remnants of a Chinese rocket named Long March 5B re-entered Earth's atmosphere at 2.24pm on Sunday, New Zealand time. And they were intended to hit the North Island of New Zealand. You're saying that a rocket was fired at the North Island. No, that's not what I'm saying. That's what it

sounded like. I'm saying rocket debris from a Chinese rocket which was falling back to Earth was on path to collide with the North Island. Okay? It didn't. It landed... Oh, I'm shocked. It landed in the ocean west of the

Maldives. But New Zealand was listed as the country the debris was predicted to land on. Okay? My question is... What was this on? Sports bet? No, yeah. My question is, if there is rocket debris coming for the North Island of New Zealand,

where was the announcement? Where was the news? This is what I'm saying. Is it real news? Where was the 1pm Daddy Bloomfield press conference where he goes, Today we have one new case of rocket debris coming for the North Island.

Watch out. Close your windows. Get inside. Because there's rocket debris on the way. If you live in Palmerston North, get out of the Palmy Square. It didn't hit us. It actually ended up landing a long

way from us. But for a moment there we were in line for a rocket. I just always imagined if there was a rocket coming for us there'd be alarms going off. Are you sure you just didn't watch the movie Armageddon? No, this is not Armageddon, okay? It's real space news. Great film though.

Yeah. So yeah, thank you lucky stars. That would have put a dampener on Mother's Day, wouldn't it? Can you imagine? So where did it land? In the Indian Ocean somewhere. Like literally nowhere near us. But for a minute, for a minute we were about to get

rocketed. That's your Space News. Brianne Clint. Just a warning, this story might be quite full on for some people, but it's a real story about a guy named Ray who is a mixed martial artist who experienced what he is saying, the worst nightmare situation for men. Right. And it actually didn't happen during martial arts.

Oh. Which is weird. Has it been kicked below the black belt? No, it didn't happen during a fight. Right. It actually happened during some indoor gardening. Right. With his partner. And he tells the story about how he broke.

Oh, ooh, ah, ooh. His thingy. Member. Yeah. Ooh. Here's a clip of him talking about it. As blood just spurred all over the place. I ran into the bathroom, not really sure what to do. There was so much blood loss.

I felt lightheaded and then I lost consciousness. He's all right. So it wasn't from, and it wasn't from this, oof. Yeah, not an ideal situation for Ray. He said it's the worst injury he's ever had and he's had broken bones. He's had all different types of injuries. He said it was horrific, but he wants to share his story.

You tricked us there. That had nothing to do with mixed martial arts. Hey, they tricked me in the article. That had nothing to do with his karate career. Yeah, I said that. I said that. That was a relationship issue. You've click- baited us there.

No, that's what the article did to me when I was reading it. You know, he's made a full recovery. He's fine. Obviously something horrible to go through. I want to ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, have you ever had an injury to the privates? Do you really want to hear these stories? Well, you know, I feel like it can be quite an embarrassing topic

but there's nothing wrong with, you know. But sharing it is empowering. Exactly. I'll share one about myself if that makes people more comfortable. Sure thing. If people want to call. I'll do it if you do it. 0800 DIAL ZM. Have you injured your privates?

Brianne Clint. Martial artist, which has nothing to do with this story, but he has shared his story about the time he broke his mail member in a... In a relationship act. In a relationship act. Apparently fully actually broke it. I didn't realise that you could actually do that. I didn't realise you could break it in the way that he's broken it.

Yeah. From bending it in half. Yeah. Blood. It was not a good situation, but they plastered it up. And he was good to go. He was good to go. They stuck a splint in it and he got back to work.

Exactly right. Look, we're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, when did you hurt your privates? And I promised I'd share a story about myself. Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. To make it more comfortable for everyone else. Do I know the story? I don't think you do.

When I was about 13, I was playing in a rep softball team and I was playing shortstop. That was my position. The girl at first base that was on the other team decided to steal first to second. So I've ran over to cover second base as the balls come over from the catcher. So I'm standing there in like a squat position with my legs kind of, you know, out. And this girl who probably weighed a lot more than me, she was a bit older than me, she's coming straight for me. And I feel like how you could describe it is she head-butted my vagina.

Oh. And I – You stopped her with your private parts. I did. I stopped her. I blocked her with my privates and I had a hairline fracture in my vagina bone. Oh. True story. Did they put you on a cast

for that? Can you wear a cast? It was a chastity belt. Yeah. Mel's caught up. Hi, Mel. Hi, Mel. Hi. How's it going? What happened, Mel? Well, I was using an ab roller for the first time and sort of halfway out, my hands just sort of let go and I fell down on my

private. Not good Mel. Do you think it was from lack of abs that that injury occurred? Well I did actually have some abs I'd like to think but yeah I don't even know.

Good on you for trying an ab roller, the hardest exercise thing in the world. And that will teach you to exercise, I guess. Kat's here. Hi, Kat. Hi, Kat. Hello.

Now, you're a gynecology nurse. Yes, I am. Is it an injury that you've sustained or one that you've treated? No, no, it's one that I have treated, yes, in practice. Oh, no. So this is probably the best one that I've got, is that there was this girl and she was in a bar

and there's a, right, so there's a pole in the bar and you climb up to the top and hit the button on the roof and you get a prize. Right. So she was climbing up the pole. Sounds like a great bar, by the way. And she was climbing up the pole. Sounds like a great bar, by the way. And she was climbing up the pole, and her boyfriend was standing underneath her,

poking her with a pool cue, like egging her on. And so she got to the top, pushed the button, and her arms gave way, and she fell onto the pool cue. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In the middle of the bar. I know. You're a nurse, and you're laughing, so yeah, yeah, yeah. In the middle of the bath. I know. You're a nurse and you're laughing, so I assume she was okay.

Was she okay? She was okay. It was pretty traumatic, yes. And so she also, like, just found the funny side of it after the fact. So once she got in the hospital and she was okay. What is the funny side? Did she come in with the pool cue? That it's a really good holiday story, right?

Right, right, right, right, right. She didn't come in with the pool cue, did she? Oh, no, there was no props. No, it wasn't. No. Oh, God. Just the injury. That poor woman.

Thank you, Kat. That is very insightful. Kat. I don't know if I can do too many of these, but Sarah's called up. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi's very insightful. Kat. I don't know if I can do too many of these, but Sarah's called up. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi.

What happened, Sarah? So it was Christmas Day, and my brother saw we live on a farm, so he saw a cow having trouble calving. I don't know why she was calving at Christmas, but he went to jump over the fence after eating lunch, and he caught himself on the fence line, and the barbed wire fence. Yeah, and then he got his neck skin grafted to fix it all.

He had to get a skin graft from his neck to his downstairs to fix the... And was he all right? Yeah, because it was the most sensitive part. Is that right? Your neck is the closest to that area. Your neck skin is the closest to... That's bizarre.

Wow. Your poor brother. Did that ruin Christmas? Yeah, everyone just had it at the hospital. Was the cow okay? Everyone had Christmas at the hospital. Yeah, good as. Yeah, right, okay.

Well, a hero, I guess, with the scar to prove it. Thanks, Sarah. I kind of regret asking. I knew you would. I knew you would. I regret it, but it's like, you know,

I couldn't look away. Yeah. Bree and Clint. What's their name? What's their name? His real name ain't some shady real or fake name, baby. What is their real name?

Okay, the game has no name, but the name of the game is to figure out if the celebrity is using their real name or a fake name. Someone said, Michaela said on the text machine, why not call the game Celebrity Catfish? Thanks for your input, Michaela, but no. I like it, Michaela. We'll put it to the panel. I like it.

Currently, the game has no name, And how long will it stay that way? We don't know. Let's meet this week's contestants. Sean is here. Hi, Sean. G'day, Sean. How are we going? Good, thank you.

As the first person through, you can choose Team Bree or Team Clint. Team Clint today, for sure. All right. It's me and you, which means... For sure. Rye dog. For sure. All right.

Sean, Ryan, you're with me, mate. Oh, no worries. All good. Just a quick reset. No worries. All right, Sean, Ryan, you're with me, mate. No worries, all good. Just a quick reset. No worries, all good. Like you've got the raw end of the deal. Just a quick reset on how the game works. Sean and I will work together. Ryan and Bree will work together.

We get our own questions, but we only have five seconds to answer now. Correct. All right, who's first? Let's start off with Bree and Ryan. All right, Who's first? Let's start off with Rhi and Ryan. All right, Ryan. If you know, if you're positive, just yell it out, okay? Am I yelling out Rhi or Ryan? No, you just yell out if you think it's real or fake.

Real or fake is the word. Okay, right, yeah. Awesome. So celebrity number one is Frank Ocean. Got to be fake, Ryan. No, I think it's real. Alright, I'll go with you. Real.

Unfortunately, Frank Ocean is not his real name. Oh, you're telling me. It's Christopher Edwin Britt. It's like a French. Good one, Ryan. Good one, Ryan.

Hey, you leave Ryan alone. You don't want to, you know, get his confidence. Sean, get in here. Get in on the ribbing, man. Good one, Ryan. He actually changed his name 10 years ago on his birthday. I'm't want to, you know, get his confidence. Sean, Sean, get in here. Get in on the ribbing, man. Good one, Ryan. He actually changed his name 10 years ago on his birthday.

I'm not that confident, though. Didn't think it sounded cool. Okay, here we go. We're up, Sean. Let's do this. Sweet. So your guy's celebrity is Ryan Gosling. Real name.

Sean, real name? Surely that's real. Real. We both agree. Real. That's great. Ryan Gosling is his real name. Yes.

Suck it, Ryan. It's okay, Ryan. You ready? Don't listen to Clint. He's had too many coffees today. Ryan and Bree, celebrity number three is Wanda Sykes. I reckon that's real. What do you think, Ryan?

I think it's a real name now. Are you just going with me, Ryan? I don't know. It's been down for after the first one, but yeah, I think it is real. Okay, let's lock in real. Wonderful. So Wanda Sykes is her real name. Get in, Ryan.

We're setting up one each. Lucky guess, Ryan. Let's go to celebrity number four for Clint and Sean, Mandy Moore. Sean, I defer to you. Real, real, real, real. Sorry, Sean, you were taking too long. Real. Okay.

Unfortunately, guys, that's correct. Suck it, Clint. Quick, get in on this, Ryan. Good one, Clint. Yeah, good suck it Clint. Quick, get in on this Ryan. Good one Clint. Yeah, good one Clint. So Mandy Moore's real name is Amanda Lee Moore and she just didn't like her name so

thought it didn't sound cool enough for the... Even the All Blacks drop a game here or there Sean, don't worry, we'll be back. Did you just compare yourself to the All Blacks? Yeah, and Ryan, you're... Alright guys. Wallabies.

He's clearly South African. He's the Springboks. All right, we're sitting at one point each. We're at tie break. This is the last celebrity. How this round works will be you need to yell out your team name, which is either Bree or Clint, and then answer within five seconds. Okay, come on, Ryan.

Celebrity number five is Avril Lavigne. Brie! Ryan, what do you think? I don't know. What do you think, Brie? Fake. It's got to be fake. Oh, no, it's a real.

That's a real name. Sean, we did it. Sean, we did it. We won. That's so good. That's so good. Suck it, Ryan. Oh.

I love you. I love you, Ryan. I hate being on the Wallabies team. You always lose. We'll find you both some cash. Don't worry about it. We'll just have you with the victory, eh, Sean? Good stuff. Thanks, guys. Alright, sweet. Sean's like,

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Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network in partnership with Sparklab. clip. Brie and Clint. And we're still rolling with it. Brie and Clint. Let's find if we are. It's a chicken. Monday song. Brie and Clint. It's a Monday song. Totally normal thing. It's just the Monday song. Your ears are not deceiving you. There's an article out today that's quite alarming.

Right. I would say. I saw them talking about it on the morning show and it was a report about how much time teenagers here in New Zealand are spending on the internet. Oh, yeah. Because apparently New Zealand 15-year-olds spend more time on the internet than their peers in all other countries apart from Denmark, Sweden and Chile. Well done, New Zealand teens. You won.

You won. You came first. I don't know if it's a thing you want to win. Well done. Yeah, it says, how long would you say at a guess per week that teenagers here in New Zealand were spending on the internet? Well, if it's the most in the world, it must be a bit. I think the data is, like, it's got to be a bit confusing these days because everything's on the internet, but I guess it comes down to screen time or I'd be alarmed if it was more than 10 hours a day, so 70 hours a week.

10 hours a day? Are you hours a week. 10 hours a day? Are you crazy? Yeah, what is it? 10 hours a day? Have I done the thing where I guess too much? How much are you spending? Well, I don't know. How much are 15-year-old New Zealanders spending?

I mean, they have to have time to do something else. Yeah, yeah. 42 hours per week online is what the results said 15-year-olds were spending on the internet. Right, and that's bad? Apparently, it's way above the average of 35 hours per week. Okay. And also 22 hours higher than what it was in 2012.

Wow, okay. Wow, come on. In 2012, we only had dial-up. So, the internet's bitter now. It's bitter. We definitely didn't have dial-up. So the internet's better now. It's better. We definitely didn't have dial-up. We didn't have fibre. Anyway, I thought, you know, obviously we work in radio.

Let's compare ourselves. How much time are you and I spending on the internet? Well, I'm a bit self-conscious now that I realise that. Yep, no, cool. Now I can do this. Come on. Breathe through it. So we've got our phone information.

Yes. Does this count? Are we overlooking the fact that this doesn't include our computer information? Because you and I are on our computers a couple of hours a day too. You've got a point. But yeah, we're working. We're working. Yeah, we're working.

Let's just do our phone where we've went to our battery settings to see how long we've been on our screens per day. Yeah. How do I times it so I get the week? Good point. What's your number? I'll work it out for you.

You give me your number. Okay. I apparently, and this is just an average because it takes, you know, the last 24 hours. So apparently I've spent four hours and 30 minutes. So that's 4.5 hours and we'll average that over seven days. Yeah. So you have spent per week 31.5 hours.

I'm below the average. You're below the average. Yes. My number's exactly the same. Is it? My number is exactly the same. Is it? My number is exactly the same as yours. Whoa. However, that's more than a day a week on your phone.

Actually, why am I woohooing that? There's nothing to be proud of. It's not good. It's time to go outside. I need some fresh air. They don't have TikTok outside. But they've updated Instagram. I got my pictures. Okay, now to our big news story of the day.

Jacinda and Clark have announced a location for their wedding. I heard about this. It's big news. This is New Zealand's royal wedding. Not since... Richie and Gemma? Have we had a wedding that the public can share in and get so excited for?

Do you reckon you'll get invited? Oh my God, do you reckon Vaughan will get invited? Because he went to school? No, he won't get invited. How many people do you think will get invited? Very few. Do you think I could get invited? No.

I think if you manage to get invited, there's an issue. I think the Prime Minister has run out of friends, if that's the case. If I bet you 10 grand that I could get invited to Jacinda's wedding, and if I got on

as a part of the catering team, would that count? Yeah. What a... Yeah, but you have to team, would that count? Yeah. Would it? Yeah, but you have to go and cater the wedding. Yeah. Deal. Oh, no, I'm not making that up. Okay, do you want to know where the wedding is?

Yeah. Okay, so they've locked in a date for the wedding. It's going to happen this summer. They're going to get married. And the Prime Minister, this is big news. Okay, this is the scoop that I've got for you this afternoon. The Prime Minister and Clark Gayford from that fishing show will get married at the Mount Albert RSA.

I love that place. Cheap drinks. It's such a good RSA. Yeah. It's my local. No, no, no. This is a joke. This is a joke.

There's big news, the Prime Minister and Clark Gayford, the DJ, will get married. And the beehive, unfortunately, she's actually, she's very busy. Save money on the venue. Yeah. Save time. In-house catering. Yeah. No, that's just a joke, actually.

Okay, this is the big scoop. The Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern, and Clark Gayford, who used to be on C4. Remember he was on C4 Music TV? We'll get married at the daily COVID-19 press conference because Ashley Bloomfield's actually a registered celebrant.

Is he? Yeah, yeah. I want to do one. I want to do one. Can I do one? So it turns out Jacinda Ardern and Clark Gayford, who used to be a dive fisherman, getting married at Portchop Hill in Palmy North.

It's got a good view. Yeah, scenic. Very scenic. And the car park. Romantic. It's romantic. Portchop Hill, look out. People go out there to hook up.

Yeah. So why not hook up for life? They're having the reception and the after party there. Yeah. Nah, that was just a joke. That was just a joke. This is the actual scoop. Come on, this better be the best one.

There's no more jokes. There's no more jokes. Are you sure? Yeah, there's no more jokes. I don't believe you. Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern. This is another joke. And Clark Gayford, who was actually on the very first season of Treasure Island.

Yeah, I know. He wasn't a celebrity. He was just a contestant. And then he became a celebrity. How ironic. We'll get married. Actually, on a boat, because Clark doesn't want to miss any fishing. Just tell us where they're getting married It's a big summer of fishing

I don't actually want to miss any of the fishing Nah that was just a joke They're getting married in Gisborne They're getting married in Gisborne Where? In Gisborne Oh no I don't know Welcome to Mind Blowing Monday In Gisborne. Where? In Gisborne. Oh, no, I don't know. I don't. Bree and Clint.

Welcome to Mind Blowing Monday. A segment with the potential to blow your mind. But if it doesn't, well, be prepared because you will hear. It all starts with a story about Bree's dog and a coincidence where your dog, Whitney Houston, turns out she was born on the same day as Whitney Houston. My dog. You know the story so well.

I love how you tell it. Hang on, let me for my explanation. Wait. I got a dog, wanted to name it Whitney Houston, and named her Whitney Houston. Eight months later, I found out my dog, Whitney Houston, has the same birthday as the real Whitney Houston. Oh, that's what I said.

That's what I said. That's what I said. You just kept saying it like this. So, what we want from you are mind-blowing coincidences from your own life. We've run out of ones from our own life. Nothing coincidental has happened. I had one and now I forget. You should have written it down.

Yeah. You should have written it down. Or it wasn't that mind-blowing and that's why you've forgotten it. Okay? Probably. Let us give you a couple of examples. Would you like to start? Yeah, I'll start.

My story is about twin boys who were separated at birth. They got adopted to different families and unknown to each other both families named them James. It doesn't end there. Both Jameses grew up not knowing about each other yet they both sought law enforcement training. Both had abilities in mechanical drawing and carpentry, and they each married a woman named Linda. They both had sons who one named James Allen,

spelt with one L, and the other one named his son James Allen, spelt with two Ls. They then divorced their wives and married other women, both named Betty. They both owned dogs, which they named Toy, Men divorced their wives and married other women, both named Betty. They both owned dogs, which they named Toy. And 40 years after their childhood separation,

the two men were reunited and they each told each other all of this stuff. Do you want it to get even more mind-blowing? You had the same story. I had the exact same story written down. I'm not kidding. You can check the cameras. I had the exact same story written down to tell this afternoon for Mind Blowing Mondays. This is getting weird, this signal.

I'm not kidding. Look, I'm not kidding. Whoa. That's an ad for Reader's Digest. But look, I'm not. That's creepy, eh? That's terrible. Okay, there you go.

That's how the game works. Okay? Now, we just made it personal. I can't believe that just happened. We just made it personal. It just got personal. It just got personal. There you go.

Are you willing to come on air with us this afternoon and attempt to blow our mind with a coincidence? Or just know that this week we are really putting our foot down. Look, we got accused of going soft last week. And maybe we wanted it too bad. Maybe we wanted it too much. So this week, honesty. That's all we're offering.

Honesty. Have you got a mind-blowing coincidence story? 0800 DIAL ZM You think you can get the thumbs up this afternoon. Call us now. Bree and Clint. Time for Mind-Blowing Mondays.

Coincidences. Stories that seem unbelievable but they're true. You tell us and you either blow our mind or you get this. You get farted out. No one wants to be farted out. It's a brutal game. There is no in between.

Just know that it's all done with love, we promise. But this week we are challenging ourselves to be honest. No, it's going to be brutal this week. It is going to be brutal. It needs to be good. So keep them snappy, get to the point, blow our mind. A man who's risen to the challenge is Kane. Hi, Kane.

G'day, Kane. Hey, how's it going? Good. Do you think you have what it takes this week, Kane? Oh, I'm hoping so. Go for it. I'd rather not be farted off the radio. Yeah, we don't want to fart you out either.

So give it to us as soon as you're ready. Go for it. Right, So I grew up in Australia and obviously had an Australian phone number over there. After moving to New Zealand, I went to the bank and opened a bank account. And as I went to log in using my customer ID number, I seen that it was digit for digit, the exact same as my Australian phone number, with a K on the end for Kane as well. So that kind of blew my mind. What?

I don't know if they somehow, if mum put a number forward, that could have been, I have no idea. I've asked her and she says she doesn't remember. Kane, Kane, guess what, guess what, guess what? That's insane. The amount of different number combinations. The odds. I know.

It's the odds that get me. And I, Cain, I thought you were going to go, it was my exact phone number except for two digits, in which case you would have got farted out. You would have been farted out. But you got it, Cain. That's terrifying, actually. It's not only mind-blowing, it's terrifying.

It turns out his mum opened the bank account with his old phone number. No, no, no, no. We're taking it at face value. You can leave with your head held high. Greer is here. Hi, Greer. Hi, Greer. Hey, how are you going?

Good, thanks. Tell us, Greer, what's your mind-blowing coincidence? So I've got one of three. And so I'm born on the 5th of July, and my other brother's born on the 5th of November and my oldest brother's child is going to be born on the 5th of July and my other brother's daughter is going to be born on the 5th of November. They haven't been born yet, Greer. Oh, Greer. They haven't been born yet, Greer.

Oh, Greer. They haven't been born yet. And you know what? It's a hypothetical. Even if they were born and they did were born on those dates, I think it'd still be it. Yeah. No, don't butter twice.

No one deserves that. Nah, it's worth it. We love you, Greer. We love you, mate. You're all good. If it was four of the same date, if it was four of the exact same... Nah, no.

I want to give up. I love your sense of humour, Greer. You're great. Fair enough. Amanda's here. Hi, Amanda. Hello. The kids weren't even born yet, Amanda.

They weren't even here yet. Come on, Amanda. You would have farted. It was a hypothetical. At the moment, all we've got from Greer is two different birthdays. So my one's still with my kids.

And I have three sons. I don't know how this came out, but they were all born on the 7th of different months. They were all born five days overdue. And they were all born going up exactly in pounds. The first one was £8.11. Second one, £9.11. and they were all born going up exactly in pounds. Well, what do you mean? The first one was 8 pound 11, second one 9 pound 11, the third one, cringe, 10 pound 11.

That's a big baby. That's a big baby. It just cut out by then. And my husband and I both have the same birthday as well. What's the birthday? So we are both on the 30th. Not a 7? On the same month? No, no. So we are both on the 30th. Not a seven? On the same month?

No, no. So we've only got two days to remember. So the boys are all on the seventh of different months and my husband and I are on the 30th. That's four dates. Oh, no, Amanda. Sorry, Amanda. Sorry, Amanda.

Sorry, Amanda. What you have, Amanda. We didn't plan any of that. I. You didn't plan any of that. I know you didn't plan any of that. We didn't plan the fart either. It just came out. Amanda, we don't have control. It's something that just happens in here.

Amanda, what you've got is a pattern, not a coincidence. And it's a wonderful pattern. And don't have any more kids because the pattern suggests your next kid will be nearly 13 pounds. Amanda, if you had called up and you had said, me, my 18 children, my husband, our grandparents are all born on the 7th of February, I probably still would have farthered down. I probably would have too.

It's impossible. You're a legend, Amanda. Thanks, Amanda. Absolute legend. Have a great night. Thanks for trying. We got one. We got one. We got one.

We got Kane. I felt like we were honest enough this week. The segment lives on. And how good of a sport was Greer and Amanda? Have you read the text that's on the text machine? No. We're just talking about mind-blowing coincidence stories. Someone texts through and they said,

I lived in Saudi as an expat for three years. My friend at the time got pregnant to a guy and moved home to Australia. This year, a lady started at her work who had also lived in Saudi and she was pregnant as well. Turns out it was to the same guy and their kids are siblings. Wait, who's this Australian stud going to Saudi Arabia and getting all the chicks pregnant? No, I think it was he Australian? I don't know. Or was he some guy in Saudi Arabia that was a Casanova?

Of all the men in all the Saudi Arabia. Like there's got to be more than one man, hasn't there? It's my birthday. it's my birthday. Three and Clint's birthday bang. Alright, enough of that. Let's do a birthday banging for a Monday. Three people's birthdays. What was number one on their 16th? We'll find out.

Let's start with you, Carly. Carly, what's going on in your car? It's just my child. Yeah, what is your child up to? He's just telling me about his day here, Dave. Oh my child. Yeah, what is your child up to? Um, he's just telling me about his day-to-day. Oh, nice. What's your child's name? Uh, Noah. Oh, cute name, the notebook.

Definitely. Yes, is it actually, did you actually name him? It's Axel. Axel. That's amazing. I was going to say the Bible, but I'm glad Bree got in there first. Definitely not. Wait, Carly, from the Ark?

Okay, Carly. Yeah, no. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 12th, 1991. All right, Carly, you were 16 in 2007 on the 12th of October. And here's your birthday banger. Huge birthday banger, Carly.

Were you cranking that Soulja Boy when you were 16? Definitely was back then. Don't know about now. Oh, not into it now. It sounds like Noah's cranking it in the background. I reckon if we play it, Noah's going to get addicted to it and you'll have to listen to it in the car every day. It's a risk. As a parent,

I sympathise with you, but it will not influence my vote. Jimmy is here. Hi, Jimmy. G'day, Jimmy. Hey, guys. How are you? Good, thank you.

I heard your kids are pretty excited that you made it onto Birthday Banger. Yeah. Oh, stoked. What are their names? Michaela and Leo. Oh, big shout out to Michaela and Leo. Oh, stoked. What are their names? Michaela and Leo. Oh, big shout out to Michaela and Leo. Hello, guys.

Hi. So cute. Let's do your birthday banger, Jimmy, because I heard your birthday is today. Oh, wow. Cool. Happy birthday. What year? Thank you.

84. All right, Jimmy, you were 16 in the year 2000 on the 10th of May. And the Millennium brought us this number one hit. Huge. Hashtag free Britney. Do you like your birthday bangin', Jimmy? Yeah, I'll take it. You'll take it.

Good man. Pretty iconic song from Britney. Yeah, why not? Yeah. Yeah, I like your birthday bangin', Jimmy? Yeah, I'll take it. You'll take it? Good man. Pretty iconic song from Britney. Yeah, why not? Yeah, I like your attitude, Jimmy. Okay, let's get one more on for... Agatha. Agatha. Hi, Agatha. G'day.

Hi. How are you, mate? How was the weekend? It was good. It was sick, so I'm still surviving it. Oh, no. Well, we're glad you're here now. Let's see if this makes you feel better. What's your birthday? 27 February. What year?

Oh, sorry, 89. No, you're all good. It's that, you know, being a bit sick, bluey brain, 16 in 2005 on the 27th of Feb. And here's your birthday back. Because it's all in my head. I think about it over and over again. And I can't keep it true. Feb and here's your birthday banger. I was addicted to this song.

As someone who loves pop music and country this was the ultimate country meets pop banger. As someone who loves suit and sweat, this is such a good song. What's suit and sweat? Remember the Nelly double album, Suit and Sweat?

Is that what it was called? Yeah. One was for the clubs and one wasn't. Agatha, you got a good one. I like that one. I'll take it. You'll take it. Okay, that's my vote.

I'm voting for Nelly and Tim McGraw over and over. I know it's not a banger banger, but it's an emotional banger. It's a Monday. Yeah, but if this came up on a Friday, banger, but it's an emotional banger. It's a Monday. Yeah, but if this came up on a Friday, then you'd say it's a Friday as well. I need, Agatha, what are your thoughts? It's my mood right now. It's what? It's great for my mood right now. Oh, it's good for your mood?

I don't need something that's full. I need something that's soft right now. Yeah, right. Okay. I'll put my vote in. I won't influence you any further, but I vote Nellie And Tim McGraw It's between Brittany And

Tim McGraw I did watch The Blind Side Over the weekend So I feel like That's a sign I've got to go Nellie and Tim McGraw

Agatha you did it Well done Nice There we go Nice work Agatha You've won Birthday banger it's a different energy but it's a good energy I think about it over and over again I replay it over and over again And I can't take it, I can't shake it no

I can't wait to see you Wanna see if you still got that look in your eyes That one you had for me Before we said our goodbyes And it's a shame that we Gotta spend our time being mad about the same things Over and over again About the same things

Over and over again Oh, but I think she's leaving Oh, man, she's leaving And I don't know what else to do Can't go on not loving you Cause it's all in my head I think about it over and over again

and I can't keep picturing you with him and it hurts so bad yeah cause it's all in my head

I think about it over and over again I replay it over and over again and I can't take it yeah I can't shake it no I can't shake it, no I remember the day you left

I remember the last breath you took right in front of me When you said that you would leave I was too damn stubborn to try to stop you or say anything But I say clearly now And this choice I made keeps playing in my head Over and over again You can play in my head Over and over again. It keeps playing in my head over and over again.

Oh, I think she's leaving. Oh, man, she's leaving. I don't know what else to do. I can't go on not loving you. Because it's all in my head. I think about it over and over again. And I can't keep it, your immunity And it hurts so bad

Cause it's all in my head I think about it over and over again I replay it over and over again And I can't take it, I can't shake it, no Now that I realize That I'm going down from all this pain you put me through. Every time I close my eyes, I lock it down. I can't go wrong not loving you.

Cause it's all in my head. I think about it over and over again. And I can't keep on not loving you. Cause it's all in my head. I think about it over and over again. And I can't keep it, your immunity. And it hurts so bad. Cause it's all in my head. I think about it over and over again. I replay it over and over again. And I can't take it.

I can't shake it. Cause it's all in my head. I think about it over and over again and I can't take it I can't shake it cause it's all in my head I think about it over and over again and I can't keep it, you're immune with him and it hurts so bad cause it's all in my head

I think about it over and over again I replay it over and over again and I can't take it I can't take it, I can't shake it, no ZM Brian Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger. From Nelly and Tim McGraw, it's called Over and Over. Look, it's a different vibe for a birthday banger, but I felt passionate about that. I think that was the right choice. Over and over. Look, it's a different vibe for a birthday banger, but I felt passionate about that. I think that was the right choice.

Oh, oh, oh, yeah. You know how I asked if it was a good choice? Georgia from The Day Show who sent us this video that she doesn't know we're about to play. I can't go on not loving you

Cause it's all in my head I think about it over and over again I can't keep it true Told you Told you, Georgia Told you Gotcha Nelly's got some good emotional bangers

It's not all hot and horror There's some good stuff in the catalogue He does have some essential ones, doesn't he? Brie and Clint I saw this posted online in one of those You know those agony aunt segments where you write in for advice. What? What pages are you following?

No, this is on a fairly major news site. Kmart moms. Get out of our group pages. It is a fairly Kmart mom story. Do Kmart moms ever talk about Kmart products? Not really. We just kind of, you know. Are you a Kmart mom?

Maybe. Wow. There's lots of, you know. Are you a Kmart mom? Maybe. Wow. There's lots of hacks and good stuff in there. Wow, they'll let anyone into Kmart moms. I have a dog. It still counts. Unless that dog came from Kmart. Get out of the group! Let me read you this story because it's about it's essentially

about snooping on your partner. The person wrote, I've been checking my husband's phone ever since we got together two and a half years ago. I've never found anything to worry me, but I still look at it most days because I'm concerned that I will catch him cheating. I don't even know what I'm expecting to find

as we have a great, respectful relationship and he has never cheated on me as far as I know. I thought I would be able to stop once we got married, but I still find myself looking through his messages whenever he's in the shower. How bad is this? It's pretty bad. It's pretty bad, eh?

I mean, it's not good. It's an invasion of privacy. You should never be looking through your partner's phone unless you are looking for, if you've got like evidence and you need like solid confirmation to then be able to leave that person, then I mean, okay. If they've betrayed your trust before, then I think you, I don't think it's right, but I think you would be justified.

But looking when the guy's done nothing wrong, it's too much, eh? If I was him putting myself in his shoes, if I was him and I found out that my partner was going through my phone and it was to check up on me and to make sure. If it was for another reason and that's different, I would probably be like, I think we should break up. Oh, but they're married.

You think that's irreconcilable? I think you need to have a trust and understanding within your relationship and clearly she doesn't trust him. They need to have a fairly major conversation and he needs a new passcode. Or how miffed would she be one day if he changed his PIN code? She'd figure it out.

She would figure it out. Have you ever went through a partner's phone? But it would intensify the... Have I? I think a long time ago. Yeah, yeah. There was a relationship a long time ago and there was reasons for it.

And was it confirmed? Yeah. Was it? Yeah. Oh, that's devastating. Yeah. But that's ages ago in the past. Ages ago in the past.

Yeah. Put it this way. You quite often find what you're looking for too. So this person, even if the guy's not cheating, you'll find things that make you think that they're cheating. I think you always find something if you're looking for something. You know what I mean? Even if it's not necessarily exactly, you know, the, what's it called?

The smoking gun. The smoking gun. You will find something that moulds into the smoking gun. It's confirmation bias. Exactly. You're looking for something, so, yeah. We're not specifically talking about that exact thing this afternoon in that you look through an innocent person's phone.

We'd quite like to hear from people who look through a guilty person's phone. And they found something. And this is what we're talking about when you needed confirmation about something. When it's justified. You kind of already knew. Yeah. But you needed evidence. The phone gave you the proof.

Yes. Was it a secret girlfriend? Was it a. Yes. Was it a secret girlfriend? Was it a secret child? Was it a secret family? Was it a secret car? Were they hooking up with their uncle? Was it? Whoa.

Yeah, we'll take that as well. We want to know this afternoon. We can keep you completely anonymous. We can keep your name right out of this if you'd like. What did you find on their phone? Ooh, when you were snooping around. Text us on 9696 from your phone, not from their phone. Not from their phone.

Or you can call us on 0800-DIALS-IT-EM. We're talking about snooping and what you found inside their phone. Not a behaviour that anybody's endorsing, but like we said before, you're not looking for no reason, are you? Sometimes your gut leads you to want, like, concrete evidence. You need it. Sometimes you need it. So did you go into the phone?

Did you have a look? And what did you find? Were you right to go snooping in their phone? Like we said, you can remain anonymous this afternoon, and Anonymous has called. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello.

What happened? So he actually had two phones. One was a work phone. Burn a phone. Well, it was a work phone. Yeah. And he had had to give it back, but he didn't clear everything off it,

and he left messages to his ex on it telling her he loved her. From the work phone? Yes. That's ballsy to do your dirty DMing on the work phone as well, isn't it? I know. Well, then he could claim it back on tax. Maybe. I love you as a client.

I love you as a client. Did the relationship survive this discovery, Anonymous? It did for a wee bit. And then, of course, I was suspicious, so I looked at his phone. Yeah. And, yeah, found he was on NZ Dating and other sites. Oh, Anonymous. He did not have been on.

There we go. Yeah, so you had good reason to go snooping. Okay, that's horrible that you went through that. Someone texted and said, when we were younger, my sister and I found Dad's naughty photos on the iPad. Turns out Dad was having an affair. Oh, that sucks for your kids to have to find that. Why did you do that to the kids?

I always say, don't get an iPad if you're doing things that aren't right. No one understands how stuff gets onto the iPad. No one, especially boomers. No one understands. Why is all my stuff on the iPad? Stop connecting your phone with your iPad. How did my photos from here get on over there? How did my grandson find this on the iPad?

I don't understand. I'll never understand people who take photos of their affairs. Like, why are you committing it to, like, why are you creating evidence? I just. Who knows? Nina's called up. Hi, Nina. Hi, Nina.

Hi. How did you catch them? What did you find on their phone? So things weren't kind of adding up, so I went to the ATM, checked their bank balance. Oh, that's smart. They had $10 of dollars more than should have been in there. Yeah.

Turned out they were stealing from the dad and even my ring was stolen, essentially. My engagement ring. So I called things off, obviously. Whose dad were they stealing from? Yours? Their own dad. Stealing from their own dad?

What were they doing? Why were they stealing all the money? Who would know? Who would know? Oh, that doesn't sound good. And their income, like their actual earnings from their job, was so much less than what I was led to believe. Yeah. And they were just living the lush life.

On someone else's money. Oh, gee. Did you get out of that relationship quick smart? Oh, yeah. Did you give the ring back? I had to go and seek legal advice about all the presents and the ring to see because technically it was passed as stolen goods. Stolen goods. Yeah, you're an accessory.

Yeah. Yeah, so I just left with nothing. I took what was legally mine and laid it. Got the hell out of there. Wow, that's full on. Okay, good detective work, Nina. Well done. That's so smart, going to the ATM.

Yeah, that's next level. And then I'd be like, I'm going to check him while I'm here. Bree and Clint. I don't know if I'm going to be able to get through this story. It's very good. It's very good. I love a live TV fail moment just because I think it's just raw and it's real. You see the pure human spirit in those moments, eh?

I really feel for the people, but it's just so good. And people are saying, I've never seen this before, but it's been 15 years since this TV fail happened and people are calling this one of the greatest live TV fails ever. Okay, set the scene. So this is the scene, right? 15 years ago there was a guy who he

was going in to the BBC offices, the television offices and he was going in for an interview for an accountant role. Got it. His name was Guy Gomer and he was sitting in the lobby and all of a sudden someone comes out and they say, Guy, and he kind of puts his hand up and he goes,

yeah, I'm here, and they pull him into a room and next minute he's on live television and they've mistaken him for another guy called Guy Cuny who was meant to be getting interviewed on live television about Apple Corporation versus Apple Computer. So he thought, oh, this is just what they're doing. Anyway, I've got a clip here of the interviewer interviewing Guy Gomer who thinks he's there for an interview about an accountant role,

but turns out he's now an expert on Apple products. The judge in the case, as we've heard, has just ruled in favour of Apple Core. That's the record label. So what does this all mean for the industry and the growth of music online? Well, Guy Cuny is the editor of the technology website News Wireless. Were you surprised by this verdict today? I'm very surprised to see because I was not expecting that. When I came, they told me something else, and I'm coming.

You got an interview, so it's a big surprise anyway. A big surprise. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. This does really seem to be the way the music industry is progressing now, that people want to go onto the website and download music. Exactly. You can go everywhere on the cyber cafe,

and you can check. You can go easy. It's going to be very easy way for everyone to get something to the internet. Thank you. Thanks very much, Adida. He's got absolutely no idea what's going on. How good did he do, though? He goes, right, I'm in a bit of a situation here.

I'm just going to answer real kind of basic neutral things. He's like, exactly. You think it was hard for him? Imagine how Guy Cuny was going in the interview for the accounting job. He doesn't know anything. Let's hope he got it. He goes, why am I getting asked what my previous job history was? You've got to watch that video.

Oh, my God. Guy does such a good job. He nails it. He probably works at Apple now. Oh my God. The guy does such a good job. He nails it. He probably works at Apple now. I'll say. Play. ZM's brand Clint. On Insta,

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