ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 10th May 2022

Episode Date: May 10, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Hello everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast where we are slowly, piece by piece, reassembling the team. We are clawing our way back into this thing. What happens when I go down? Oh, I mean, it's my turn now. Party time. What happens when the heart and soul of this show... Oh, I mean, how will we survive, guys?

The engine room of this show. It'd be quite fun, honestly. Well, someone will have to work the microphones. You can't clearly work yours. I can, thank you. Yours isn't even on. All right, family. Now it's on.

Now it's on. Sorry. It's on. I'm here. There she is. She's back. See? What would have happened if I wasn't here?

It's just that microphone. It's just that microphone. It's just that microphone. I probably would have said, hey Ellie, turn your microphone on. Well, we'll never know because I'm not getting COVID. You're immune. No, I don't want to say that. That's jinxing it.

I am just saying I'm having a positive mindset. I'm not getting it. Okay, I'm not getting it. I'm using the secret. Remember that DVD, The Secret from the 2000s? Oh, that's right. Where they're like, if you want something, just think about it. Was that a book too? Yeah.

It was a book and then it was a DVD. And then it was a DVD. Yeah. The power of positive thinking. By the way, The Secret is positive thinking. I just saved you $29.99. The Secret is positive thinking. Thanks, Clint. Do you guys think that works? Positive thinking? I do.

Yeah, good to have a positive mentality. You sound so positive about it. I haven't had a positive day, you know? Oh, why not? I don't want to get sad. I don't know. You just have those days. You know it's been a bad day when she's got a Red Bull in hand.

Oh, jeez. We haven't even introduced. Were you on the podcast yesterday, Ella? I was. Oh, you're high, by the way. That's Sanky Borella. She's helping Phelan. Oh, she's having a Red Bull at this time of night.

You crazy. It's because I'm going to see Doctor Strange tonight. Oh, fun. I know. Clint, you look disappointed. No, no, no. I want to know what the thing is that made you had a bad day. Oh, I don't know.

I literally woke up and I was like, oh. You're in a funk. Go away. Yeah. You know what you need? Yeah, I hate those days. Positive thinking. That's exactly so true.

I'm starting to wonder if you wrote this book, Clint. Yeah, you could. days. Positive thinking. That's exactly so true. I'm starting to wonder if you wrote this book, Clint. Yeah, you could. That's the secret. That's the other secret. That's the other secret. No, that's technically Victoria's secret. I'm into her secret. What's Victoria's secret?

Is Victoria's secret anything to do with that Kirstie McBride show from the 2000s, Victoria's Closet? Do you remember that show? No. No, I was a baby then. Yeah. Literally. You don'ts Victoria's Closet Do you remember that show? No No I was a baby then Yeah Literally You don't remember Victoria's Closet?

I remember it Nothing to do with Victoria's Secret I know she's too young But you're old like me No I can remember that show Kirstie McBride Did I get her name right?

No isn't it Kirstie Alley? Kirstie Alley Yeah She was massive Let's throw some TV shows At them So our Gen Z's are here Sam how old are you?

21 And Ella how old are you?iz at them. This is so our Gen Zs are here. Sam, how old are you? 21. And Ella, how old are you? 21. Do you guys know the show? Wait, wait, wait. This is so good because this literally happened on the show today and I was shocked. Hey guys, have either of you ever seen Sex and the City? No.

No. Have either of you ever seen Just Shoot Me? No. No. Sam, has either of you seen Breaking Bad? Yes. No. That's too new.

But yeah, okay. I'll take the win where I can get it. Come on. Have either of you ever seen Dharma and Greg? No. I've never even heard of it. Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place? Oh.

I've heard of that. What about Friends? Yes, I've seen that. No, Friends isn't coming. Friends is like timeless. Suddenly Susan. What? God, Dharma and Greg's a throwback, isn't it?

Ellie McBeal. No. Gilmore Girls. Ooga, ooga, ooga, chugga. Oh, yeah. There's been a reboot of Gilmore Girls. Yeah, nah, Gilmore Girls, nah. Fine.

Just, as it just shook me, Mad About You. No. Mad About You. No. Mad About You is such a great show. Who was in that? Helen Hunt? Yes. And that other guy. And they had the dog.

Hold on. Have either of you guys seen the Ellen show? The sitcom? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ellen. It's just called Ellen. No, but I've heard about it. What else?

What's the one? Just Jack. Just Shoot Me. Oh, is that Just Shoot Me? What's the one? Just Jack. Just Shoot Me. Oh, is that Just Shoot Me? Yeah, that's Just Shoot Me. Is that Just Shoot Me? Yeah. Oh, no, no, no.

Will and Grace. Will and Grace. Oh, I've heard of it though. Heard of it. How have you not seen Will and Grace? You know what I'm realising? We, because we were very young for these shows. These are shows that were on TV when we were at school, like young.

Yeah. But everybody watched TV back then, so you saw them. So where did the teenage witch? I've heard of it with the cat and the hat. Yeah. But again, reboot, reboot. Yeah, reboot doesn't count. We lived through the golden age of sitcoms.

We did. You did. We did. Probably fair enough. I had like, well, we grew up in disney channel nickelodeon because everybody's trying to find the new you did in your house i know you won't like to hear this everyone's trying to find the new big bang theory there won't be another big bang theory so they go it's over it went it went seinfeld then friends well we cheers then seinfeld then friends then two and a half men

then two and a half members massive unfortunately... Two and a Half Men was massive. Unfortunately for you who hates it, Big Bang Theory. Yeah, nah. What's the next one? There won't be another one. I want there to be a cool radio one, you know, like The Office and Parks and Rec, but filmed in a radio kind of environment. That's not a bad idea.

You should pitch it to someone. I have. I've told Ross Boss. He laughed at me. Do you know the New Zealander Jackie Brown? Yeah. She has a show. Jackie Brown does the project sometimes.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She has a show that she filmed about 10 years ago called The Jackie Brown Diaries set in a radio station. Oh. It's really good. No, I think I've seen ads for that because they replayed it. It's very funny. There's also, what's that show and Hilary Barry was in it and they're filming it. Talk Back.

Yeah, that's pretty good too. Yes, I've heard of that one. With Jason Hoyt. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty good. Wait, I can get one more show out of this. I can get one more show out of this.

Full House? Full House. No. Oh, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You guys haven't seen Full House. No. Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

I've seen bits of it. This is a story. That one? Okay, so you know the song Step by Step No Saved by the Bell No Oh what about that

Will Smith one I'm quite enjoying this Because I want to see How long we can go Until I get a yes Yeah same The Will Smith one Is Fresh Prince by the way

Oh but the Oh maybe you have watched it Oh what about Urkel Have you seen Urkel No That wasn't called Urkel, that was called Family Matters, I think. Family Matters. That's also a no. Did you watch Joey?

You know, a spin-off of Friends? No. Wait, there was a spin-off of Friends? Yeah, I never watched that show. This has been educational and confronting, but I've got to go. Oh, Roseanne! Roseanne, good one. No, I only heard about that once she got cancelled. Oh, God. See,anne, good one. No, I only heard about that once she got cancelled.

Oh. See, Clint, this is the era you and I are living in right now. All our shows are being kicked. Tomorrow we'll do one we watch. No, not the show, the actual person, Roseanne. You guys do one. That'll be fun. You'll be like, Dora the Explorer? Seen it.

That little Dora. We're already one hit. We're already one win ahead for tomorrow. Look at us. Have you seen CatDog? Yes! Yes! Finally, CatDog is our middle ground. How do we do this?

Okay, enjoy the podcast everybody. Bye. I'm coming in. Well, howdy Pilgrim. It is Brie and Clint. Good morning everybody. Welcome to the show. It It is Bree and Clint. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint back in the same place.

That's right. I'm back, baby. It's so good to be out of my house. Yeah, she's been released from COVID isolation. It's a one-in, one-out policy here at the Bree and Clint show. That's right. Because you came out of isolation. Anastasia had to go into isolation.

That's how it works. The government are running a strict ship. And I won't be going in. So Anastasia will have to stay there. No, she'll have to stay there. Because I refuse to go in. So you will keep her there in prison. Yeah.

Yeah. So you don't have to go in. Yeah, no apologies. She's got a flat set up. She's got fun in there. She's got beer pong. She goes, what are you doing in a flat? She can do some Netflix.

Imagine you isolating in your house with two small children. Me and two babies. Oh, no. Love my kids, but I need a break. Well, how do you think your wife feels? Just kidding. If my wife is listening at the moment, this is not a break. Okay?

I'm working. I'm at work. This is work. 100% not a break. I've got to stop saying these hot takes at daycare pickup time, eh? Yeah. What a stupid idiot. Your wife could definitely be in the car.

Yeah. I tell you what, if you're listening to this tomorrow, I'll stay home. You come and do the radio show. That would be great. Yeah. Yeah. Let's switch it out. Okay, today on the show, we have some tickets to go and see Jonathan Van Ness from Queer Eye to give away.

I'm so keen for this. He came a couple of years ago before COVID, I think, and did some shows. And if you're keen for those, we're going to give those away around four o'clock. What happens at a Jonathan Van Ness show? Do we know? Stand up. Stand up. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he does his version of stand-up.

It's a Jonathan Van Ness show, baby. Well, Jonathan Van Ness is coming on the 2nd of October. If you want to go and see him for free, be listening at 4 o'clock to score that free double pass to go and see him. But first, Tradiverse Lady. That's right. If you want to play, we're kicking the show off as per usual

with $50, all thanks to KFC. 0800 DIAL ZM if you want to play. We'll play after the Kid Leroy and the... Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. We're short of a tradie, actually. We only have a lady.

So if there are any tradies listening, we have a gap in the lines. We need one tradie to call us now on 0800 DIAL ZM, and we need you to be fast. That's right. You can be a lady tradie. You can be a male tradie. You can be a male tradie. We'll take any of you.

We'll take any of you. The scores so far to date this year, the tradie's sitting at 41 wins. The lady's sitting at 25. Roughly. Roughly-ish. Ish. Yeah. We'll just have to commit to that, okay?

The last week has been a nightmare. Can we just say that's the score? And we'll just continue? What have you been doing in here? Not that. Okay. Not that. Yeah, you've had just continue. What have you been doing in here? Not that. Okay. Not that. Yeah, you've had enough on.

Sinead is here. She's our lady. She's from Christchurch, and she does not want to supply her age. That's totally your prerogative, Sinead. Welcome to the show. Hi, Sinead. Hi, guys. How are you going?

I stopped celebrating birthdays years ago, Sinead. So did I, actually. It's better that way, isn't it? All right. I reckon. She is ambiguous. We'll just give her that. She's elusive.

She's a mystery. She's taking on our training today. His name is Ethan. He's willing to give us his age. He's 29 years old. Welcome to the show, Ethan. G'day, Ethan. How's it going, guys?

Good, thanks. Have you wrapped up for today? No, I've still got another hour and a half to go, sort of thing. Oh, jeez. Good, good, good, good, good. Keep going. Late finish. Sinead, could you tell us, are you older or younger than Ethan?

Oh, I'm around the same age. Oh, okay. Why don't you want to disclose that? That's a perfectly acceptable age. Yeah, because we stopped celebrating after 30, didn't we, Sinead? So we're just constantly 30. I feel like I'm about 80, to be honest. Yeah.

Me too, Sinead. Sinead, your buzzer is lady. Ethan, your buzzer is tradie. First of three correct answers gets $50 cash from our mates at KFC. Good luck. All right, guys, here we go. Question number one. What is the shortest amount of time out of these three?

Is it a century, a decade or a millennium? Trady. Ethan. A decade. A decade is correct, being 10 years. A century being 100 and a millennium being 1,000. Question number two, one to the tradies. What was special about the Sunday that's just been?

Lady. Yes, Sinead. Mother's Day. Of course. Is it Father's Day? No, it's Mother's Day. It's Mother's Day. One apiece.

Question number three. In which country is the 4th of July a public holiday? Lady. Yes, Sinead. America. God, she's on fire. That is another one to the ladies. Question number four. Independence Day, right?

It sure is. Fireworks, the whole shebang. And aliens. Yeah. Lots of aliens. Question number four. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Sinead. For the win. Kanye West.

Kanye West is correct. She's a lady. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Sinead. Who have you been hiding? We've needed you to call weeks ago. I have before. I have actually won before. Oh, there she is.

She's a repeat champion. Well, power to the ageless ladies. Congratulations. You've got $50 cash thanks to KFC. Thanks, guys. Bree and Clint. Okay, exciting movie news today. The new Avatar trailer has been

released. Yeah, this has been a long time coming. Is it 14 years? 13 years. 13 years. 2009 the original Avatar was released and today Avatar 2 The Way of Water trailer has come out. Filmed in New Zealand by James Cameron.

Crazy, hey. He lives in the Wairarapa and he's all about it. It's got Cliff Curtis in it. Kiwi man, Cliff Curtis. Yes, I know him. Yeah, 13 years since the original. The original is still the highest grossing movie of all time. It got beaten by Avengers Endgame.

But then they re-released Avatar in China and pushed it back into the number one spot. You're kidding. How pissed off would you be for Avengers Endgame? You'd be like, oh well that's not fair. They cheated. Avatar when it came out in

2009, incredible right? Groundbreaking. Absolutely amazing film. Changed the way that movies were made. And what it really did is it kick-started the 3D TV boom. All of a sudden, you had to have a 3D TV. You had to watch the movies in 3D. Even if the movie had no business being 3D, they made it in 3D.

God, I hate 3D movies. Me too. It's some of the worst technology. Like, I've never been to a cinema and enjoyed a 3D movie. Also, you watch it and for the first five minutes, you're like, whoa, this is 3D. And then your brain just adjusts and it just looks normal and you're like, what's the point?

And I end up feeling sick. Yeah, I do too. Because I'm like, it's kind of blurry, kind of not. Like, has anyone tested this? This might be a big call, but I think the only good 3D movie was Avatar. Like, that was the only one where they really did it well. Okay, here's a question. Yeah.

If you had a choice, like it's at the cinema, they say, right, there's a screening that's 3D. Yeah. And then there's a screening that's normal. Which one are you going to? Normal. Exactly. 100% normal. I don't have to wear stupid glasses. Was it even good?

Avatar wasn't even good in 3D. Like it was so much better. Okay, all right, calm down. It was good. No, I'm just saying it was so much better not in 3D. Like you could see how good it was. Well, did you invest in a 3D TV and the 3D Blu-ray DVD to watch it at home in 3D?

Well, look, I wish I could say that I wasn't that stupid, but I also didn't have the money. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So. 3D TVs were such a thing. I never had one. Not everybody had one, but if you had one, you're like, you've got to come around and watch my 3D TV.

That would be probably 10 years ago they were big. I've been on Google today. Yes. And just from a quick search. Any 3D TVs going? No, you cannot buy a new 3D TV. I'm pretty sure they stopped making them in 2016. Right.

So a fair while ago now. However, I went over to Trade Me. Quite a lot of 3D TVs. Did they have the glasses with them? A buttload of 3D glasses. I bet there wasn't any that work. Well, those ones that you had to put batteries in. What a stupid idea.

Can you? What a stupid idea. I remember going like over to someone's house and they were like, oh, should we watch a 3D film on the 3D TV? And we were all like, yeah, sweet. And I think there was like six of us there. Uh-oh. And they were like, oh, we've only got four pairs of glasses,

so we're going to have to just watch normal. Or two of you can watch it blurry. Yeah. Yeah. I want to know this afternoon, because they've got to still be out there. You would have spent so much money on this. There's no way you would have gotten rid of it already. Is anyone still running a 3D TV in their house?

No one's using it, though. You reckon? Nah. Or are your parents still running a 3D TV? Did you go home for Christmas and Dad's like, should we chuck the avatar on? Do you reckon everyone... I've charged the glasses.

Come on, guys, sit around. Sit around, get your glasses. Do you reckon the people I've charged the glasses. Come on, guys, sit around. Sit around, get your glasses. Do you reckon the people who bought the 3D TV, like, and obviously they would have realised this was a waste of money. Yeah. Do you reckon they then got suckered in to buy the Curve TV?

And there was a double whammy? My father-in-law has purchased a Curve TV. Recently! I will refrain from commenting. Is it recently? Recent-ish, yeah. Well, it's in the corner of the room, so the curve kind of made sense, you know? Yeah, that makes so much sense.

0800 dial ZM. Or you can text us on 9696. This might be a long shot, but is anybody out there still running a 3D TV? And if you are, what's the last 3D movie that you watched on us? And look, no judgement here. They suck at us all in for a bit. No judgement here.

We're talking Avatar at the moment. The trailer has just been released for the new one. No word yet whether it's coming out in 3D. Look, I actually hope it doesn't. Don't waste your money. I hope it doesn't. I hope we've moved past that. I'm so...

I remember, Clint, back in the day, that I would avoid 3D movies at the cinema like it was the plague. Like I would avoid them at all costs. Give you a headache. Until this one day I went on a date with someone and it was like the third date and we went to the cinema and we really wanted to see this one particular film. And to my demise, the only one that was playing was in 3D. So then I had to sit next to someone that I liked in these stupid glasses.

They're not flattering. Not flattering. And I hated every second of it. So look, we're very anti-3DD in this studio but are you a 3D TV owner? Are we wrong? Yes. Are we wrong? Are they the TV to have even though you can't buy them anymore? Courtney's here. Hi Courtney. Hi Courtney. Hi guys.

You're very passionate about 3D TVs we hear. I enjoy my 3D TV. Okay talk to us about it. Sell it to us. Courtney, Courtney, come on now. Are you being serious? I am being serious. I have, like, a lot of the, like, Avenger movies in 3D.

One of my favorites is the original Jurassic Park. Okay. Okay. What, they did original Jurassic Park in 3D? Yes. Okay. Courtney, when was the last time you sat down and you popped in a 3D film to watch? A couple of weeks ago.

Okay, and what was it? Original Jurassic Park. Original Jurassic Park. This is my question for you, Courtney. In your own house, do you have to wear those stupid glasses to watch the TV? Yes. You do. And they're not stupid.

They're not stupid. Sorry, do you have to wear the glasses? Sorry. I just really thought 3D TVs would get past the glasses, but I thought the glasses was an intermediary and eventually you'd be able to watch them without the glasses. Didn't the glasses cost like $300 each? No, the glasses came with the TV.

Okay, and how many pairs do you have? Four. Four, okay. Courtney's so defensive. We're sorry, Courtney. You've won me over a tiny bit. It's a Jurassic Park movie. When that TV breaks, are you going to be devastated

because you can't get a new 3D TV? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, right. Oh, my God, I haven't even thought about that. That's going to change Courtney's life. She's going to have to go back to her 2D life. She's going to be devo. Our Grant's here.

G'day, Grant. Hello, Grant. Hello. Don't tell me you're a, Grant. Hello, Grant. Hello. Don't tell me you're a big advocate for the 3D TV too. Nah, I'm not really a big fan of the 3D TV, but I have got one. You've got one?

Yep, I've got one. How much did it cost you, Grant? It cost $5,500 back in the day. It was only a 40 inch. You paid $5,500 for in the day. Are you? It was only a 40-inch. You paid $5,500 for a 40-inch TV? Yeah. Wow.

And it didn't come with glasses. It didn't come with glasses. How much were they? $300 each. I told you. And two pairs. $300 per glasses. So, Grant, can I ask, do you have a family?

Did you have a family at the time? No. Okay, so. It's just me. Good. Me and Wesley spending habits. So you didn't have to buy multiple pairs of glasses is what I'm saying. No.

Or else it would be very difficult. You could have gone away with one pair, Grant. I could have, but, you know, I have a mate over. Yeah, yeah. Okay, well, I appreciate it. I love the text that's coming through, and it said, I conned my dad into getting a 3D TV back in 2011. It cost a fortune, and last year he gave it back to me

as a housewarming gift with two pairs of the glasses. Original batteries are still in them, never been used. Dad probably didn't know how to use it. He's like, how do I bloody turn this thing on? According to one text, the new Doctor Strange movie in 3D will blow your mind. So maybe they're still coming out. Or maybe they mean old Doctor Strange. Because there's a new Doctor Strange out now, isn't there?

I can guarantee you, it doesn't matter what film it is, it'd be average. Wait, Ross Boss has just entered the studio. Are you a 3D TV owner? No. No, he's smarter than that. He's not silly, he said. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest.

From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, everyone is watching this show, Selling Sunset, but how do we really know which agent actually earns the most commission? You've got the details. I do have the details. You know I'm friends with the twins from Selling Sunset, and I drop that into conversation any chance I can. So I do have the inside dollars for this,

but I want to tell you a couple of things about how much money these agents make. So first of all, you may or may not know, in America, basically the selling agent gets 2%, and the buying agent, the person representing the buyer, gets 2%. And if you are selling the house and you also find the buyer, you get 4%. So to give you like a real life example, $16 million house, you get $600,000 commission. Wow. Wow, that's a lot of money. And then, not to go too detailed,

how much of that commission do you have to give to your agency? So how much of that goes to the Oppenheim brothers? Is it half? Oh, am I allowed to say? I don't know. I think they said it on the reunion the other night, Dean. Like 30%, right? 30%. Okay, interesting.

Yeah. So out of all those girls in the Oppenheim agency, who's the best? Who's making the most money from selling those mansions in LA? Christine Quinn. Now, she made, like, literally last year, like $2.5 million. Emma made, like, almost $2 million.

Mary, up there as well, was $1.8 million. Chrishell's killing it lately. She's been getting a lot of huge clients, very high-profile clients, actually. She made about $1.4 million. So they're killing it. Here's the thing, though, right, with Christine. So her husband is in that tech world.

He's like a tech guy. So all of their friends are like 100-millionaire tech guys. So she gets the referrals from these crazy wealthy people, not famous people, really, but really, really wealthy, high-net- value tech people. So she's the one with the really good contacts. So not a surprise. She's got the Rolodex.

She has her own bedazzled shoe line. Yeah. Exactly. She just sells all their friends' houses for that. So it's not what you know, it's who you know when it comes to selling mentions. Yeah, it's having the good buyers, being able to call someone up And be like are you interested in this 18 million dollar house Yeah that's why I'm trying to become friends with Lord Yeah good idea So I can sell her house one day

That is the latest live out of Los Angeles With our Hollywood correspondent and good friend Of the Oppenheim twins did he mention that No I don't think he did Jonathan Van Ness is coming And for a free double pass you just have to give us your best. Yas, Queen Hannah. So hit us with it.

Yas, Queen. You got it. Congratulations. You'll be at the Kiri Takanoa Theatre this October to see JVN Live. Welcome.

Are you serious? That's amazing. We're going along. It'll be so good. Oh my gosh, thank you so much. You're very welcome. He's on the show tomorrow.

We've got another double pass To a few texts Jonathan Which we've just realised Is quite hard to do It is very hard to spell J-O-N-A-T-H-A-N Jonathan

Because there's many ways To spell Jonathan To 9696 That'll put you in the draw For another double pass To see him live All the details are at ZM Online Right now though

I want to talk old dogs Oh yeah Snoop Dogg is currently All the details are at ZDM Online. Right now, though, I want to talk old dogs. Oh, yeah. Snoop Dogg is currently the oldest dog in the world for people playing along at home. He's coming to New Zealand, too. Is he? I'm so keen to see a Snoop Dogg show. Me too.

Like now, see a Snoop Dogg show now. I'd be keen, too. Let's get him at Friday Jams. Yes, perfect. Friday Jams Live, love that. Let's get him at Friday Drinks. That'd be great. Hippie, super fun to party with.

We'd have to open a window. Crack a window, would you, Ross? No, I'm not talking about dogs of the human kind. I'm talking about of the animal kind. Dogs of the dog kind. Yes. Saw this story come up this week about the oldest current dog living in the world. Okay.

Which, I mean, I hadn't thought about it, but when I saw it, I was like, I'd love to know who is the oldest dog currently living on earth. Give me the breed first. Okay. So what are we talking? That's very important. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you've owned dogs, if you know anything about dogs you'd know

that depending on the breed depends how long they live. Older dogs don't tend to live as long. You mean bigger dogs? I mean yes. Because older dogs do tend to. Older dogs generally live the longest. Yeah, yeah. You know what I meant bigger dogs don't live as long.

The breed of the dog the oldest dog in the world is a Chihuahua. Oh, right. Okay, yeah. And it's a boy. He currently resides in Florida. He's angry AF. Yes.

He was awarded last week from Guinness World Records the oldest dog award. And he currently is the ripe old age of 21. Damn, that's an old dog. Which means he was born in 2001. Yeah. So a long time ago. He just missed Y2K. Yeah, literally.

That is a pretty old dog. That dog's older than some people who are listening to ZDM right now. Yeah. Reports out today also about the oldest dog. That dog's old enough to go to Sky City Casino. And put down some bets on the blackjack tables. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Turns out as well, reports out that you can't teach him any new tricks.

Ah, that's sad. If I was that dog, I'd go to Sky City and rack up a massive debt because you might die soon. Well, that's what any person who's old could say as well. No, it's not acceptable when it's a person. If it's a dog, okay, because they're not going to come round to your house and be like... Yeah, totally acceptable.

They're not going to come round and be like, your dog owes us $100,000. What kind of shoes would a dog have to wear to get into the casino? And you go, you can't take that debt off me. That dog's dead. You know? I don't know where you're going with this. Your mind.

Where are you going? How dare you? That dog is dead. You know what's interesting is because I was like, I wonder what is the oldest dog ever to live on the planet. How old do you think? Well, we talked about a 35-year-old cat the other week, remember? Which is just crazy.

Bonkers. I feel like cats. Is it older or younger than that? It's younger. Younger. But it's a dog. Yeah, I'm going to say the oldest dog ever is 29. Let's talk about the oldest dog.

His name was Bluey. He was an Australian cattle dog. And he lived to the ripe old age of 30. Yeah, that's an old dog. That can't be real. Apparently, Bluey died in 1939. I mean, they could have just made this up. That sounds bull crap. Some guy in the 1930s was like, I've got a 30-year-old dog.

You know my dog, Bluey? He's bloody 30 this year. They Was like I've got a 30 year old dog You know my dog Bluey He's bloody 30 this year They're like Show us a photo of the dog And he's like I can't Cameras haven't been invented No seriously

Birth certificate Not invented yet But that is an old dog My dog This dog is 30 Well you know what We're just going to Take your word for it

My dog Whitney It's 1930 My dog Whitney She turns 43 next month. Everybody wants their dog to live forever. They want all their animals to live forever. The reality of ageing in animals is it can be quite cruel, right? I've seen some people out there who are keeping a one-eyed,

three-legged cat with no tail alive just because. We did that with our childhood dog and I just, she was so old and had so much arthritis, but my mum just couldn't say goodbye to her. We eventually did and my mum cried for two weeks. Not before taking her to Sky City Casino. She got the pensioners discount, so we ate for free because we were with her.

It was great. Shall we see if we can find the oldest dog in New Zealand this afternoon? I want to know. I find it quite interesting that, you know, how old is the oldest dog living in New Zealand? We'll take dead dog, won't we? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How old did your dog live for?

We'll definitely, you know, honour those dogs. Our condolences, obviously. Yeah. And we will take your word for it, much like the guy from the 1930s with the 30-year-old blue heeler. Bluey 30, my ass. Brianne Clint. We are on the hunt for New Zealand's oldest dog.

Where are you? Who's your good boy? Who's an old boy? Who's an old boy? Can you still hear us? Can you hear us, dog? I doubt it. You reckon?

Probably deaf, blind, arthritis. You know, dogs, people really love them, and they live quite a long time. Don't sneak up on an old dog. They'll piss on the carpet. Yeah. That's what they say. They don't know where they are.

It's after the Guinness Book of Records has awarded a dog by the name of Toby Keith the award for the oldest current living dog. Toby Keith. Yeah, Toby Keith. What a stupid name for a dog. Toby Keith. Toby Keith. The dog's a chihuahua, by the way.

Yeah, and he's 21, you know? Is that the world's oldest dog, 21? Apparently, yes. This chihuahua in Florida currently is the oldest dog. Well, we have a text that can rival that. Is that Kim, guys? Is it Kim? Shall we go straight to Kim?

Kim, you reckon you've got someone who rivals Toby Keith, the world's oldest dog? Yes, I do. Jessie. Jessie? So your dog named Jessie. What kind of breed is Jessie? She was.

So she's passed away. She was a Maltese Terrier. Maltese Terrier. Well, rest in peace, Geri. Bugger, I thought the dog might be alive. We might be able to steal the record from Toby Keith. No, unfortunately, sorry. How long did Jessie live for?

She was 21. She died at the end of last year, born in 2000. What? Wow, that's crazy. You could have been in the Guinness Book of Records. I know the vet was saying that at the time. Oh, that's crazy. You could have been in the Guinness Book of Records. I know, the vet was saying that at the time. Oh, that is wild. And what was she like towards the end?

Yeah, pretty unwell. Bit blind, bit deaf. Yeah, arthritis, but you know. Oh, she's in a better place now. She'll be playing poker up there in heaven somewhere. Old dogs, got to take them to the casino. Nellie's here. G'day, Nellie. Hi, Nellie. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. Now, there are no winners in this competition,

obviously, because all breeds are different, so give us your breed and tell us how old... Is the dog alive or dead, by the way? She passed away a while ago. She was my partner's family dog that he grew up with. She made it to 19. 19! That's amazing. Look made it to 19. Wow.

That's amazing. Because she had so many birthdays. I bet she had so many birthdays. That is a really good point too. That is a great point. What sort of dog was it, Nellie? Do you remember what Missy was? She was a Jack Russell.

A Jack Russell. Oh. I love your blessing. Your kid in the background goes, you go, do you remember? No. No. Amazing. Who's the child there, Nellie, by the way?

How are you? Liam. Hi, Liam. Hi, Liam. Liam, do you have a dog at the moment? Yes. You do. What's your dog? I have another dog.

What's your dog's name? Me, Colin. She's a jackpot, too. Is she? How old is she? One. Oh, so she's brand new. Nice story, guys.

Thank you for calling. Yeah, thanks for calling. Don't worry. Thank you. Did we find out how old Missy was? Did we get it? Yeah, she's 19. 19.

Got it. Yeah, okay. A lot of people texting through with golden retriever. Someone said our golden retriever, Rove, will be 14 on June 8th. That's all for a golden retriever. Our family dog, Gemma, was a Waimarana. Waimarana. Waimarana. I don't think it's a Maori word. Oh, andimarana. Waimarana. Waimarana.

I don't think it's a Māori word. Oh. Yeah. And we put her down at 19. That's crazy too. Those are beautiful dogs. Someone else said our Labrador lived to 15. It's crazy how long some of these dogs can live with,

like it's just love and care that goes into these animals. Especially if you get in those little trolleys as well, those little wheels, and then they can rest their back legs, and they just scoot around on that trolley. I mean, you know, they've run around. You get a few more miles out of that. They've run around enough. Yeah, yeah.

They need a rest. Tux wonder dogs. There you go. All right. Well, God bless the doggies, especially the old ones. Bree and Clint. I stole this off stuff.co.nz today. It's a list of what they're calling the digital soundtrack of our lives.

So the noises that make up, you know, the most iconic sounds digitally of the last 25 years. Like, you know, the MSN Messenger. Like that, or like the most common one at the moment would be like the Netflix. Yes. You know, da-dum, da-dum, that one. I've got them here. I reckon you'll be quite good at this.

I feel like I will be because my brain retains information that is useless. A lot of these sounds are no longer used, but I reckon they're so imprinted on you, especially if you are a millennial, like these noises are part of your youth, part of your growing up. So, Bree, can you correctly identify these sounds? I've got quite a few of them. I've added a few of my own to the list.

Okay. So we'll start really easy. And some Gen Zs might not know this sound. What is this? It's dial-up internet. Sorry, what's dial-up internet? Well, so back in the day, you used to plug in to this phone line and then it would have to dial the connection to then connect

and it would be about, oh, it would load a picture every probably like five minutes. Correct. Easy. That's a dial-up internet. This is a lot harder. What's this sound here? You would have had this. I reckon you would have had this I reckon you would have had this

I reckon your family probably would have had one of these machines Is it some sort of gaming console? No, not a gaming console A machine you say Machines The machines are still in operation You're using one right now It's Windows

It's the Windows 95. Yeah, I thought so. Start-up sound. That's what my gut said first. Windows, I didn't know which one. Trust your gut. What's this sound here? That's MSN.

That's MSN Messenger. It is burnt into my brain. Explain MSN Messenger for someone who didn't live through it. MSN Messenger came before text messaging. Yep. And it was a chat room. Well, no, no. It was the same time as text messaging,

but you still had to pay for texts. Texts were 20 cents. So you weren't texting. You weren't having whole conversations over text. Yeah. Were you? Well, yeah. See, for me, I didn't have a phone,

so MSN was definitely first. Yeah. And then you could jump onto this chat room and talk to your friends only if they were also online at the same time though. And only if they hadn't blocked you. Yes. So that you couldn't see them.

And you could leave cryptic messages in your username that would come up for other people. Okay, what's this sound? That is HBO. Yeah, that's correct. That's the start of it. And I only know that because I've watched so much Sex and the City. Sex and the City.

So that noise there is Sex and the City for you. For me, that noise is Mad Men. Right. Yeah. Makes sense. Whatever show you were addicted to. This is really easy. What's this?

It's a Nokia. 3315 maybe. Any Nokia. That's the classic Nokia ringtone. The brick phone. What's this one? It's Skype. It is Skype.

Yeah. If only Skype had predicted the pandemic, it'd be very different for them. Where did Zoom come from? I don't know. And who owns it? And how do they make any money? They make a lot.

I don't pay for it. Have you ever paid for it? No, not that stupid. Okay, these are the digital soundtracks of our lives. What's this sound? Oh, my God! I think that's you in the bedroom, actually. Incorrect.

That's me. Oh, my God! No, that's the sound. Clint having a good time. No, that's Brie giving away the secret sound. That was like four sounds ago. Can we move on? Mate, all of these are old.

I did the messenger sound. What's this one? You'll know this one. Oh. Two again. I don't know. Tinder match. Oh, is that?

I didn't get too many matches, obviously. I've never heard that sound in my life, but I heard that it's a Tinder match. You, is that? I didn't get too many matches, obviously. I've never heard that sound in my life, but I heard that it's a Tinder match. You know what's funny is Cam Mansell, his ears have gone like, ah! No, you know what he did to me? He looked at me and he mouthed Tinder. Okay, two more.

Two more. What's this sound? It's PlayStation. Sony PlayStation, yeah. PlayStation 1. PlayStation 1. One. When you first turned the PlayStation on, that's the noise that it made.

The only PlayStation we had. Final sound, what's this one? Oh, oh, oh, oh Rock my world into the sunlight Make this dream the best I've ever known Dirty dancing in the moonlight. I believe that is one of the great divas from back in the day. I think that is that.

That's Jessie J. Jessie J, yeah. Definitely not you, yeah. I know Jessie J anywhere. Bree and Clint. Time to play the name game. Oh, na, na. Oh, what's my name?

The name game is where you guess celebrity names as quickly as possible. It's you, Brie, versus you. Sam. G'day, Sam. Wallace. Hey, how's it going? G'day, Sam. Yeah, that's exactly how it works.

If I said Sam, Sam, you would say? Um, I don't know. Neil, maybe? Sam, Neil? Worthington. Sam. Neil, maybe? Sam Neil? Worthington. Sam? Sam Fisher? Yep.

Any of these? Okay, the concept is I say a name, you give me a celebrity that uses that name as part of their name. You don't have to buzz in. You just yell out an answer, okay, Sam? Yep. All right, today, to keep it topical, because I watched it last night and, geez, Sam? Yep. All right, today, to keep it topical, because I watched it last night,

and geez, it's heating up, we're going to do people who have appeared on Dancing With The Stars New Zealand. Ooh. Okay, you don't have to give me the celebrity that was on Dancing With The Stars. You can, you can get a point with that. Okay.

You can give me a different celebrity who uses that name. That's totally fine. But the first to get three correct is going to win the game, and if it's you, Sam, you'll get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Okay?

Alright, sounds good. Here we go. Quick on your answers. Somebody give me a famous... Susie. Kato. Kato's correct. She was on Dancing with the Stars.

She was. Yep. What did she come? I don't know. She did quite well from memory. Yeah, I feel like she did well too. Yep.

No points for you there, Sam. We'll move on. Someone give me a famous Mike. McRoberts. Mike McRoberts is correct. He was on Dancing with the Stars. I'm just telling all the Dancing with the Stars people. He showed off his phenomenal rig. God, he had a good rig. God, he's got a massive

chest on him, that man. Doesn't he? He's so, oh, what a silver fox. Okay, come on, Sam, you still with us? Yeah, I don't know dancers at stars, eh? Yeah, but you've got

to just do famous people. You don't have to give me the dancer. You can do any famous person who uses this name. She may have an advantage here. What's the advantage? She's watched

Dancing with the Stars. Yeah, right. No, true, that is fair enough. He's the advantage? She's watched Dancing with the Stars. Yeah, right. No, true. That is fair enough. He's got a point there. Okay. Do you like sports, Sam? Sports?

Yeah. Yep, I do. I'll give you a sports person who is also on Dancing with the Stars. Maybe that will help. Someone give me a famous Monty.

Beetham. Mon. Beetham. Monty Beetham. That's correct. What did you say, Sam? I think Carlo. I don't even know. Monte Carlo is a place. Yeah.

Yeah, so sorry. That's a... Yeah, that's a pantsing. No win there this week, Sam, unfortunately. But we'll send you away with some KFC anyway, seeing as you were at a disadvantage okay exactly oh thank you very much

no worries Sammy I feel like maybe that wasn't the game for Sam I think you know I mean I had a bad week last week

he might have just had a bad week maybe he's got COVID exactly like you could be broadcasting from home

yeah and he's it's that time of the month and he's got diarrhea like you had excuse you last week that was between's got diarrhoea like you had. Excuse you. Last week, last week.

That was between you and I. That's why you had to isolate. She had contagious diarrhoea. Bree and Clint. I don't really do online shopping. Like, I don't enjoy it. Oh, that's the only thing I do. It's too risky for me, and this here is evidence of that.

I have been on the quest to find the perfect pair of slippers. Can I just say though before we get into this, it's risky yes for sizing but what you're trying to base on risk I think isn't right because you're saying that you couldn't tell

that these were hideously ugly slippers that you ordered. I that these were hideously ugly slippers that you ordered. I've made a fatal error that I think a lot of guys do. They've tried to go too interesting with their online purchase. You know? You see it when a guy shows up to work and he's wearing like a really bright hoodie or something

because he's gone, oh, I don't want to get the usual. I want to get something a bit more interesting. And I did that with slippers. I went good. I went good brand. I went for Uggs. Uggs are a solid slipper, right? Why fix something if it ain't bright?

I know. But the Uggs that I got, how would you describe them? They kind of look like a turtle shell if the turtle had been sucked out of it. Yeah, I'll give you that. You know? I think they kind of look like puffer jackets for your feet. Yeah. But then with a big white base on the bottom of them.

They were wool lined, which was positive, but they're crap. They were way too chunky, which you don't want in a slipper. It's a platform slipper. It made me about two inches taller, and I don't need that. Brag. Also, they were really hard to put on, which I don't want from a slipper. Oh, you don't need that. Brag. Also, they were really hard to put on, which I don't want from a slipper. Oh, you don't need that. Slippers need to be all about ease and comfort

and relaxation. This slipper almost needed a shoehorn to get my foot into it. See, I think what you've tried to do is you've tried to go dad mode slipper, but you've fell into full grandpa mode slipper. Nah, that's too swaggy to be a grandpa slipper.

That looks like if Will.i.am designed slippers, and this is not a compliment to Will.i.am, it looks like that's the sort of slipper that he would come up. Those slippers are way too 3008. Yeah, were they warm though? I only wore them for three minutes because I wanted to be able to send them back. So I was like, I don't like these.

I'll give them a go, but I'll stay on the carpet so they don't get dirty. And then I'll be able to send them back. And can I ask you, you went with green. Quite an interesting colour choice. Like everyone knows Ugg boots, dark brown, tan or black. That's it. Well, I spent $190 on these slippers. That is out the gate. Because I wanted them to be good. I was like, I spent $190 on these slippers. That is out the gate.

Because I wanted them to be good. I was like, I only buy slippers once every five years. I want these to work. If you have a piece of poo and you throw money at it, it doesn't mean it's a good poo. I get it. So now I'm slipperless going into winter still. My question for you is, what makes the perfect slipper?

What is the key to finding good slippers? And I'll start, has to be real wool inside it. Yeah, because or else they smell. I don't want the acrylic stuff. I don't want the fakies. I think you've got to go the original Ugg boot. That is the best slipper. An Ugg boot on a man?

Yeah. Ugg boot? Yeah. Like a big Ugg boot up to the ankle like on Paris Hilton in 2006. No, well, that's not what all Ugg boots are. Like mine comes up to my ankle. Oh, I do that? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, you've got to go that, mate. So I've seen those. Are they admin to put on? No, they're easy. You slip them on. You slide them straight on. And guess what?

It keeps your ankles warm. Okay, that's positive. Game changer. So what would a pair of Ugg boots like that set somebody back? Probably not $190. Not to dwell on Slumber Chat, sorry, but we've just been suggested Avocado Udi Ugg boots. Yes, I saw that suggestion, and I've just gone onto the website.

They're $199. Oh, I found them for $150 on 174. They're on sale for $174 at the moment. They'd want to be good. Avocado, Udi, Ugg boots. There you go. That could be you. Could be me.

That could be your next big thing. Could be the slippers I've been looking for. Thank you for the suggestions. Look, I love a secondhand purchase. I love buying things. what's the last thing you bought secondhand um what was the last a bar cart oh yeah okay it's a nice bar cart was it second hand it was second hand boom save like 300 on that thing well done i know wait how much does a bar cart cost oh well this one was quite a fancy one. Right, okay. And it was literally like six months old and I was like, snap that up.

Yeah. Anyway, but you know. Bar cart, fancy item, mate. Such a fancy item. Like, I mean, I never thought I'd be the person that has a bar cart in my house, but I feel pretty proud of it. The boring old slipper buying parent in me is going, can't have one of those in my house.

Kids. Come over to my house and live the dream. I love a secondhand purchase, but there's just some things where I think I draw the line where I just would never buy secondhand. I get you. You know, there's certain things that fall into that category. But every person is different, Clint. Yes. In terms of what they will and won't buy secondhand. This woman who decided she was going to buy a secondhand sofa or couch off Facebook Marketplace

has gone viral. I don't have a problem with a secondhand couch. No, neither do I. I think that's fine. But obviously... I'd give it a good rug doctoring first. It's something that I'd like to see before I purchase it, though. And try.

And try, yeah. i'd like to see before i purchase it though and and try and try yeah um but this woman has found an absolute bargain of a couch on facebook marketplace and there's a piece of audio here talking about how much of a bargain it was and what it looked like so i found this couch on facebook marketplace for 700 i've never seen a round couch before and i just moved into apartment in chicago and i wanted like a funky couch. So I googled it. I couldn't find much information on it and then I found this. $3,998 couch. So I

went and picked her up. Whoa! A $4,000 round couch. Yeah. Round couch sounds fun. Is it like a circle? So it's kind of like, yeah, half a circle and then it's got two extra pieces that you can move that make it a full circle bargain i like the sound of that so it looks massive and it kind of looks like a circular bed

almost oh it's that big yeah right anyway so she was stoked she's put it onto tiktok and she's like look at this couch i got off facebook marketplace only 700 bucks i'm winning. And that's when the comments started rolling in. And someone said, look, I've seen this couch before and I'm begging you, please go get it cleaned. Someone else said, the moment I saw this, I thought of Austin Powers. And girl, I'm pretty sure that's a swingers couch. Oh. Someone else said, I've seen these at swingers clubs before. What's a swingers couch?

Apparently, that's this couch. I need to Google it. I need to know what a swingers couch is. Well, I don't know if I'd Google that at work, but go for it. Work is exactly where I'd Google. I'm not Googling it at home. Oh, Google's blocked my search. Has it? Some results may be explicit.

Hold on. Do you want to say, well. The top link is Pornhub. I told you. This is what it looks like, the couch here. Right, okay. It's a big circular couch. It's big enough, you would say, for a couple of people to lay down on the couch.

Yeah, right. Okay. Epic couch fail, bruh. You don't want to swing this couch in your house no matter what kind of good deal it was. I mean, it's leather. You can wipe it down. You know, nothing wrong with that.

Nothing wrong. I want to talk to people this afternoon on 0800DIALZM. Yeah. You know, what's not okay in your world to buy second hand? Have you had like a second hand purchase nightmare? That went bad. Yeah you bought something like this would be sweet. Turns out that particular item

don't buy second hand. Yeah not a good idea. Some people are funny about beds. For me it's anything that goes inside you. Like a toothbrush electric toothbrush should not be I said that wrong. But the sentiment is correct. My mind went to one thing and one thing only. Well, no, no, the sentiment's correct.

You shouldn't buy adult things secondhand either. Well, who is buying adult items secondhand? I don't know, maybe environmentally conscious people? You know, nah, not even the environmentally conscious people are going, you know what, save the environment. Look at this Satisfyer Pro on Facebook Marketplace. I'm getting into this. All right, well, let's fill the list.

No matter how thrifty you are, what is something you would never purchase secondhand? 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. We'll take your secondhand horror stories as well too if you've got those. Definitely. Bree and Clint. Just jumped on Facebook Marketplace. Oh yeah. To look for Satisfyer

Pros. None. None on there. Nah. Well good. Someone texted and said you should never buy a Satisfyer Pro 2 second hand but to be fair if you owned one you wouldn't be selling it. No you never sell those. I hear they're great. I've got to get one.

Oh, trust me. It'll change your life. Change your life. Game changer. Look, here at the Brian Clint Show, we are very environmentally conscious and financially responsible as well. We're all about a secondhand purchase. But is there a list of things that you just shouldn't?

When it comes to buying things, it's just not okay to buy them secondhand. Where is the line for you? Because it's different for everyone. Yeah. Where's the line? Chloe's called us all the way from Huntley. Kia ora, Chloe. Hi, Chloe.

Hi, I'm actually from Hamilton, not Huntley. Oh, very sorry. I was on Huntley buy and sell page. And this lady was getting a divorce, and she was selling her secondhand underwear. No. What? Yeah.

They were like 5XL. And she said, I'm divorced now. My husband doesn't need to see me in them. And was selling them. Damn. And did she get anyone to buy them? No. She just got a hoey per shares and a hoey per comments.

And I think she deleted it. Oh, no. What a putter chick selling her secondhand breakup undies. I mean, you can sell other things. Was it like a revenge thing? Was it like, he can learn today. Yeah, I don't know. It was pretty disturbing, though.

I've seen some bad stuff on Marketplace, but the underwear took the cake. Chloe. I've seen some bad stuff. It is a dark place. Huntley is a wild place, so yeah. Oh, yeah. Thank you for sharing, Chloe.

We appreciate it. Let's go to Sammy. Kia ora, Sammy. Hi, Sammy. Hi. What's the item you believe, and maybe through experience, you should never buy secondhand? Mouthguards.

I think you're onto something, Sammy, because not only are mouthguards moulded to the particular person's teeth, it's disgusting, right? Did you buy a secondhand mouthguard, Sammy? No, no. Let me put this straight. I support hospice shops.

Yes, absolutely. And so my girls know that. But anyway, my eldest daughter has just started playing Ripper. And I would say, okay, I've got your mouthguard ready for your first game. And she was like, you didn't get that from a hospice shop, did you? Like, totally freaked out. And I'm like, oh no! And that's where it kind of came from. So why did she think you'd got it from a hospice shop? Because I always

like shopping in the hospice shop. But that's your line, Sammy. You wouldn't buy a mouth guard from the hospice shop. See, Sammy, it's what I was saying. Anything that goes inside you, Anything that goes inside you, you know, anything that goes inside you, treat yourself to a freshie. Okay, we appreciate it, Sammy. Before we go to our last caller,

a few people have texted in mattress and say you shouldn't get a secondhand mattress. I reckon mattress is a real interesting one because I've owned plenty of secondhand mattresses. I think it depends the stage of life you're at when it comes down of secondhand mattresses. I think it depends the stage of life you're at when it comes down to secondhand mattresses. See, I feel like Sam, our producer, is throwing up his hands. He said he's got a secondhand mattress, nothing wrong with it.

Is that right, Sue? I bought one when I was moving up to Auckland and I double-checked that it was all good. I went round, I looked at it and I was thinking long and hard. And it turned out fine. It's comfy. Yeah, how did you double-check? I'm not worried about the comfiness of it. Did you, and I'm going Like, I went around, I looked at it, and I was, like, thinking long and hard. Did you have a blue light? And it turned out fine. It's comfy. Yeah, how did you double check? I'm not worried about the comfiness of it.

Did you, and I'm going to, I'm sorry to be graphic, did you sniff the mattress? No, I didn't sniff the mattress. Oh, you've got to do the sniff test. Creepy, though, if someone comes around to your house to want to sniff your mattress. I'm not just walking into some random person's house and burying my face in this mattress they're trying to sell.

Bree reckons the second-hand mattress debate might be gender-specific. I wouldn't buy one. So Sam, fill-in producer Sam, is your girlfriend happy to sleep on your second-hand mattress? Well, she hasn't been up yet, so, you know.

Does she know about it? Yeah. I was going to say, probably keep it on the down low, maybe. You know? Mattresses are bloody expensive, though. You know? Like, it's a tough one. I mean, I feel like... You'd always get a new one if you know. Matches is a bloody expensive though, you know, like it's a tough one.

I mean, I feel like. You'd always get a new one if you could, but sometimes you can't. Yeah, but I feel like you can get a cheap new one. Or you can get a good secondhand one for cheap. That's got lots of bodily fluids in it. Finally, this caller wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi. Being environmentally conscious and fiscally responsible is important, but what do you believe no one should buy secondhand? So this is where I draw the line, but I met someone once that casually dropped into a conversation that they had bought an adult toy secondhand and then proceeded to put it in the flat lounge and use it communally.

Oh, what the hell? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That's not, it's not a TV. It's not, you don't buy something like that and you're like everyone's welcome. We don't want to get too many details here because this is a lot. Can I just check, were the other

flatmates into the idea? Apparently so, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, anonymous. Oh, my God. No. Okay. Yeah, you found the line anonymous.

Well done. I got the line. The line is a dot to that person. Like I said before, and not to get too graphic, nothing that goes in you. Yeah, true. Someone said technically the mattress, it depends who it comes from. Absolutely depends who it came from. If it's family, I think that's fine. You're good to go.

If it's some rando guy down the street, maybe not. Maybe not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bree and Clint. Hey, there we are. Hey, it was... I don't think anybody heard that. I think that was just us.

What happened then? I think I pushed the wrong button. Bree and Clint, that's the new Lizzo song. Oh, I think we were broadcasting on our other frequency. It's quite a bad damn time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, time for birthday banger. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Brian Clint's birthday banger. You wouldn't know it, but it's multiple decades of radio experience in this room with you and I. You couldn't tell. Literal I. You couldn't tell. Literal veteran. You couldn't tell.

At the helm. That's what it takes to run a show like this. Right now, birthday banger. We do this every day at this time. We'll take your birthday and we'll figure out what was the song top in the charts on your 16th. Then we'll play our favourite one. Welcome to the show, Tegan. Hi, Tegan.

Hi. Hi, how are you going? I'm all good, just stuck in traffic. Oh, no. Oh, no, Tegan. Hi, Tegan. Hi. Hi, how are you going? I'm all good, just stuck in traffic. Oh, no. Oh, no, Tegan. Whereabouts? Manicow. Oh, bloody Manicow, I tell you.

Well, hopefully this brightens your spirit a little bit. What's your birthday, Tegan? My birthday's 13th of June, 1992. All right, mate. You were 16 in 2008. And on the 13th of June, your 16th birthday, this was number one. Banger. Lil Wayne.

Lil Wayne. In Lollipop. Do you like it? Tegan? Love it. It's my jam. Yeah, me too. That's an absolute banger.

I'm worried maybe it's a bit too sexy for 5.30 on a Tuesday. What do you think? Oh, 5.30 on a Tuesday is the sexiest time of the week, Clint. Because shorty want to like a lollipop. Lollipop, yeah. Who doesn't like a lollipop? Okay, wait there, Tegan. We'll do a birthday banger for Michelle.

Kia ora, Michelle. Hi, Michelle. Hi, how are you? Good, mate. How are you? Good Kia ora, Michelle. Hi, Michelle. Hi, how are you? Good, mate. How are you? Good, thank you. You're not stuck in traffic too, are you? No, we just got some dinner and heading home.

Oh, perfect. Well, we're glad you called. What's your birthday? It's 16th of January, 1999. All right, Michelle. You were 16 in 2015. And on the 16th of Jan in 2015, this had a number one hit.

Blank Space. A song. Stone Cold Taylor Swift, banger. This was my favourite album. What do you think, Michelle? Love some Taylor Swift. Yes, Michelle! That era Taylor Swift. Yes, Michelle! That era of Taylor Swift especially, I think.

Yeah, I agree. Very good, eh? Everything she produced was just a hit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, that's a good one. And I reckon it rivals Lollipop.

Absolutely it rivals Lollipop. It's up there. Wait there, we'll do a birthday banger for Laura. Kia ora, Laura. Hi, Laura. Hi. Now I believe

it's your birthday today. Yeah, it is. It's my 18th. Oh, no way. You're 18 today. Congratulations and happy birthday. Are you going to hit the clubs? Maybe not.

It's a Tuesday night. I might have to go to school tomorrow. Yeah, but you've been waiting 18 years for this, Laura. Laura, it's now or never. Your teachers will understand if you're hungover tomorrow at school. Yeah. Come on. There's heaps of good bars.

Whereabouts are you in New Zealand? I'm in Tauranga. Oh, there's plenty of good bars in Tauranga. Is the Bahama Hut still there? Yeah. I haven't heard of it. Laura, call us back tomorrow, and we want to hear how tonight went. All right?

Okay. Let's do your birthday bang. It's going to be recent. You're only 18. So that means 2004. Yeah. You were 16 only a couple of years ago in 2020. And on the 10th of May in 2020, this was number one.

Banger. St. John, Roses. I still love this song. Do you like it, Laura? Yeah, it's not too bad. Yeah, okay. Hey, it could be worse. I really like that song, but for me it's too new to win birthday banger, unfortunately.

And as much as I love that Lil Wayne song, I don't think it's the vibe for this afternoon. I don't. I don't. I can't. Oh, it is for me. Is it? It's lollipop for me. Do you want a little bit?'t. I can't. Oh, it is for me. Is it? It's lollipop for me. Do you want a little bit?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, give me it. Oh. Uh-huh. Oh. Producer Ella's not happy. Can we get some external feedback? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fill in Producer Ella, soundkeeper Ella. Hi, can we do Taylor Swift? I thought so. Come on, Blank Space, baby. I'll write your name. Sous Chef Sam. I mean, I love Blank Space.

Thoughts and feelings? I'm thinking Lil Wayne. Yes! Sous Chef Sam! We're at a stalemate. Can we get some texts in? Yeah, texts. I'm really torn on this one.

Is it Taylor Swift or is it Lollipop Lil Wayne? It's got's actually Wayne. Screw it, we're going Lil Wayne. I reckon we're going to do it. You're coming over to the dark side. We always play Taylor Swift. Clint Roberts wants to get sexy for a Tuesday. I did not say that.

The text came through. Lollipop. Bree and Clint. I did not say that. The text came through. Lollipop. Look, this is no joke, and it's something that affects a lot of men, and I know men get self-conscious about it, and I'm not here to make jokes. I'm here to inform and give you the information that apparently this top hair transplant surgeon has put into the world. Oh, not a joke.

No, it's not a joke. It, not a joke. No, it's not a joke. It's not a joke. This is legit. So this top hair transplant surgeon has come out and said, look. Is that his title, top hair transplant surgeon? What would you call him? Because, no, it's good. Hair transplant surgeon.

Because you don't want to be a bottom hair transplant surgeon, do you? You don't want to be taking hairs from the bottom and putting them on the top, do you? Sorry, stop making jokes, Brie, okay? This is about serious male pattern baldness and how you can maybe get your hair back. Is that right? Well, it's not about getting your hair back. It's about prolonging the hair you've already got.

Preventing losing the hair that you have. That's the one. Okay, right, okay. That's what you want. That's what we need. Anyway, this guy, this transplant surgeon, has said if you do this too much, it could make some of your hair fall out.

Something that you do could make your hair fall out. Like it could be, you know, something you do. Wearing a hat. Oh, that's a good one. I've always wondered that about wearing hats. Yeah. Because the ironic bit is if you wear a hat too much and it does cause you to lose your hair.

You're going to have to wear a hat. You're going to have to wear a hat. I don't know if there's any science to that, by the way, wearing a hat. I don't think there is. Because my hairdresser has told me before that you shouldn't wear, like for girls or boys, you shouldn't wear your hair up in a ponytail to go to sleep. Pulls it too tight. Pulls it.

And more hair comes out. And that's why I don't. Okay, so it's not that. What's the thing? Well, I mean, you've joked about it but turns out if you solo indoor garden too much

Really? Can cause extra hair loss. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. I'm just thinking about all my friends. All the bald guys Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. I'm just thinking about all my friends. All the bald guys you know. Vin Diesel.

Oh, that's a good point. Let's call Vaughn. I'm just kidding. Oh, jeez. I was like, I don't want to call Vaughn. Oh, actually. Let's call, wait, let's call Fletch. Let's call Fletch.

He'll be here. What are you doing, Fletch? Oh, he didn't answer. Are you serious? Is this a real doctor who has said that solo indoor gardening causes your hair to fall out? Because I've heard about it making you go blind. Look, not to be. I mean, I think that's a myth.

Bourne used to have glasses too. Look, not to be too, like, let's get technical with it. Because apparently when men do that type of thing, they do lose a certain amount of vitamin A. Wait, why are we targeting men? Is it just men who can make their hair fall out? What about women who do that too much? Yeah, that's a great point, actually.

Yeah. That is a great point. But, I mean, I'm just going to statistically, how many bald men do you see And how many bald women do you see That's a very very good point I heard that women who do it too much Get hairy palms So if your partner

Has been shaving their palms recently You need to step your game up in the bedroom Because you are letting them down They're having to take things into their own hairy hands Not ideal. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. An incredibly long wait for this film, but the Avatar sequel trailer has been released today, Dean.

It has. Oh, my goodness. So the first Avatar, highest grossing film in history. We all saw it. It was breathtaking. It was so out of this world. You didn all saw it. It was breathtaking. It was so out of this world.

You didn't know where to look. It was so incredible. That was back in 2009. The sequel is coming, and it's going to be here in December. Here's what I can tell you about this. The trailer is out now, and obviously the trailer looks beautiful, but it will not be able to do justice

to what we're going to see. Now, on the weekend, I actually have a bit of gossip on this. So on the weekend, I was speaking to someone who's a very close friend of mine that works at Disney, and he's seen it, okay? He's seen...

Oh, the movie. He's seen the whole movie? Yes. Well, he's actually the president of marketing. Okay, right, yeah. He's actually seen it. So here's the deal. He was like, it is completely everything.

It's worth the wait. The reason they held it was because James Cameron didn't have the technology. Like, the technology hadn't been created to be able to bring to life the vision that he wanted. And that's why it took so long. Like the things he wanted to do

people had not been able to do before. Oh excuses, excuses Dean. I was going to say that's the excuse I use too whenever I'm late for anything. My wife's like why are you home yet? And I'm like babe the technology doesn't exist to get me home. Faster.

Here's the thing though, you guys are going to love this. You of course would know they shot the first one in New Zealand and the second one as well and they speak so highly of the beautiful scenery

in New Zealand. Obviously, it's the perfect place to shoot this and James Cameron made some incredibly positive and wonderful comments and glowing reviews

about New Zealand recently in an interview as well about it. So, yeah, it's coming. I think it's December 15th. Yep, December. Just in time for Christmas. Correct me if I'm wrong, guys,

but I didn't realise that Vin Diesel was in this film. Is he? I'm pretty sure he is. Well, he's kind of perfect, right? Because they don't have to put, like, a bald cap on him or anything. They just paint that big dome of his blue. They save money on hair and make- makeup and they just throw him in there. And the Avatar universe is all about family.

So he's the perfect addition. There you go. It's worth the wait, according to our Hollywood correspondent, the new Avatar movie, Avatar 2, straight from Dean McCarthy, live from Los Angeles. Thanks, Dean. Thanks, Dean. Bye, guys.

Bree and Clint. Look, Clint, I know it's a Tuesday, but something happened yesterday on a Monday that I think could be worthy of a mind-blown Monday. No, no, no, no. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. It's not Monday, okay? Yeah, but this happened on...

It's in the Code of Ethics for Mind-Blown Monday. We do it on a Monday. We try and blow your mind on a Monday. But it happened on Monday. Well, tell us about it next Monday. Why can't it wait? I'll forget. You know what I'm like.

Okay, well, our Tuesday listeners won't know what a Mind Blown Monday is. Yeah, true. Because we always, you know, if you listen on Monday, you can't listen on Tuesday. Even though we haven't done Mind Blown Monday for six months. So Mind Blown Monday is stories that are amazing coincidences. Yeah. That are too incredible for words.

You tell us the story and then it comes down to a gut feeling of whether that story has blown our mind, in which case you get... Does it justify the explosion? Or... Could it get this? Get farted out? And the line is very thin.

If you're willing to do it, that's fine. You want to put yourself on the line. This has caused tension between us before this segment. It has. It has. Look, I'm in a better head space. I feel like I'm happy either way. Can I just know, are you willing to get farted out?

Yes. But you don't think you will? I don't know. Okay. But I'm just willing to get farted out? Yes. But you don't think you will? I don't know. Okay. But I'm just willing to play the game. I'm just here for a bit of fun. Okay, go. And here's the story, right?

So yesterday, and there's audio accompaniments for this story. So yesterday on the show, I had my mum on and she, so essentially the idea was, it was at this time yesterday, I Googled some jokes that I wanted to send to my mother so she could tell the jokes on air. You wanted to invent the mum joke, right? Exactly. That was the premise of the thing.

But I Googled jokes that I could give to her. Oh, you didn't write those? No, I didn't write them. They weren't mine. I wish they were mine. There was one particular joke, which I think was my favourite one, that she ended up doing, and it was this one. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

I don't know. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. That's a great joke. That's a great joke. That is a great joke told beautifully by my mother. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a very good joke. So that was found.

Great mum joke. Great mum joke amongst the millions and millions of jokes that I could have Googled. That one just happened to come up. Got it. Yesterday. Yeah. And I sent it to my mother and she told that joke on the air. Got it.

So this happened yesterday. Last night after the show, my partner and I were currently watching this show on Neon and it's a new show. We've kind of just started it and we put on this episode and the very – so the show's called This Way Up. Okay. And this part in the show, this woman gets given a joke book. And this woman grabs this book and goes, oh, listen to this one.

And she reads out this. What is the difference between the G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for the golf ball. Okay, there's no deliberation there. On the same day. Okay, there's no deliberation there. On the same day! That's freaking mental. Is that not crazy? She didn't only tell the same joke.

It was word perfect. Literally. It was word perfect. It freaked me out so much. And my partner was like, what's the big deal? And I was like, because I did the thing. It's not a groundbreaking joke, but at the same time, it's not an incredibly common

joke either. Not super common. And for it to come up word for word, like I'm going to try and play them at the exact same time. Have a listen to this. What is the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? I don't know, what's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

I mean, I kind of ruined it in the middle there. But the first initial part. These things keep happening. These little coincidences like that. It's a glitch. It's freaking me out. It's because we live in a simulation and none of this is real. Mark Zuckerberg needs to pick up his game. We're figuring it out, Zuckerberg.

Come on.