ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 10th May 2024

Episode Date: May 10, 2024

Fridayoke: Carwash - Christina Aguilera. Some cats are a-holes.  The age that is most likely to cheat.  We lock in a movie for the 24-hour Blockbuster Binge-a-thon.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Brian Clint. Cheers to KFC. Grab KFC's crispy box for only $9.99. Oh my god. It's Friday. Make some noise for the original ZM's Brian Clint. Is there a Friday afternoon show intro that goes harder than ours? I don't think there is. God, this is getting me psyched for the Mel C DJ gig tonight. You reckon she's going to play anything like this? Probably. I reckon it's going to be very Spice Girls-y. You reckon? I disagree.

I reckon she's going to play some nice house music and then some Spice Girls originals and some Spice Girls remixes. Either way I've reached out to her manager to see if we can get Mel C on the show this afternoon. I haven't heard back yet I feel like that's like a bucket list for me, talking to

any Spice Girl. Yeah, well I've put the feelers out there. If anyone is in contact with Mel C's people, my message hasn't been seen on Instagram yet. Me, pretending I've got a direct line to Mel C. I'll send him a nude of myself.

What's his name? Yeah, we can sort that out. If anyone's got Connect, we'd love to get Mel C on the show this afternoon. We'd love to have a Spice Girl on. We would love to talk to you, Mel,

if you are around. We know you're in Auckland because you're playing tonight. I believe she comes on quite late. Well, late for us. She's coming on at 12.30. 12.31? Yeah.

That's quite late. She'll be out at Waiheke Island having lunch with Macklemore, won't she? Yeah, she'll be having a great time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good show for you. We're going to do Friday Oki today. We're going to do a bit of Christina Aguilera, because why not? We've got our movie marathon,

the blockbuster binge-a-thon happening next week, so we've got to do soundtrack songs. And this one is, of course, from the movie The Shark's Tale. That's right, so good show on the way. First, though, let's play Tradiverse Lady. We've got 50 bucks cash up for grabs thanks to KFC. If you want it, you can play right now for a Friday. 0800 DIAL ZM.

Give us a call. We'll get you on. Justin Bieber on ZM. Who's having a baby? We'll find out more about that in the latest, but to be honest, that's the whole story. That's it. The end.

That's it. The end. That's it. The latest. Who's it with? Live from Hollywood with Dean McCarthy. Hey, Dean, who's having a baby? Justin Bieber and Hailey Bieber. Yeah, who could he be having it with? His wife.

The end. Okay, the end. Next story. Jog on. Keep going. It's Treaty versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Big game yesterday.

Could have been any ones. Could have went any way, but the ladies picked up the win, which meant that they went one in front again. 37 plays 36. Our lady's name is Denny. She's from Palmerston North. She's 28, and she's got a golden Labrador named Bingey. Welcome to the show, Denny.

Hey, Tane. Hi, Denny. How old's Benji? He's six. Oh, cute. And what's the grossest thing that Benji has done recently? I don't know. He loves to eat his own poo.

That'll do it. That'll do it. Hey, Denny. Do you know what a Lab's like? How did you not just straightaway answer with that? It makes me think there's other stuff too. You're taking on our, oh, you're our tradie. Okay, great. You're taking on our lady today who's from Hawke's Bay.

She's 47 and she has a really good looking husband. Welcome to the show, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi. And congratulations. Who would you say your husband looks like, just so we can picture him? Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel. Okay, Emma. Does your Vin Diesel lookalike husband know that he's good looking? Of course he does. Yeah, right. I mean, if you look like Vin Diesel, you know you look like Vin Diesel. You know? Okay. Yeah, right. I mean, if you look like Vin Diesel, you know you look like Vin Diesel. You know? Hey, one more question, Emma.

Is the most important thing to your husband family? Of course. I knew it. He's a hardworking man. He lives his life a quarter mile at a time. I knew it. All right. Your buzzer is, let's go names today because I struggle to tell women apart.

Emma, Danny, those are your buzzers. First at three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash. Good luck, everyone. Question number one. Our blockbuster binge-a-thon starts in one week. Name the classic film this line is from. I'll be back. Terminator.

Emma. Emma. Emma's in. The Terminator. Correct. I'll be back. It would be so different if the line was B-R-B. B-R-B-T-T-Y-L.

Nice work, Emma. One to the ladies. Question number two. What sport does Serena Williams play? Tennis. Oh, Emma. Danny buzzed in first. Tennis.

It is tennis. Nice work. All right. We are all tied up. Oh, Emma. Danny buzzed in first. Tennis. It is tennis. Nice work. All right, we are all tied up, one apiece. Question number three, buzz in with your name if you can tell me who sings this song. Danny. Danny's in. Emma.

Single boys. Oh. Oh, my God. I'm about to have a heart attack after that answer, Danny. What are you doing? Emma. Emma, what's the correct answer? Spice Girls.

Spice Girls. Of course it's Spice Girls. Mel sees in the country, too. What if she just heard Danny say that that was the Vingaboys? I need to have a moment. Danny. Danny. The Vingaboys. Danny's like, same Danny. Danny. The finger boys.

Danny's like, same thing. Same thing. Same, same. All right, that's two to the ladies and one to the tradies. Question number four. We are currently in the season of autumn. What season is it in the UK at the moment? Danny.

Yes, Danny. Spring. Nice work. You've tied it up. It is two apiece. Here comes the question for the win. Question number five. What nationality is singer Shania Twain?

Emma. Yes, Emma. Irish. No. I love you, Emma, and you're so confident. Irish. Danny. Danny, you're on so confident. Irish. Denny. Denny, you're on free guess.

Is she Canadian? Yeah, she's Canadian. Well done, Google. Yeah. You know when the person takes longer than three seconds without Googling, but you know what? It's Friday. Who gives a shit? It's Friday. Who gives a shit?

It's Friday. Hey, well done. That was a good, fun game. It was fun. Danny, you took it out. We've got 50 bucks coming your way thanks to KFC. Thank you. Nice work, Danny.

I have no idea. Get 80 of you. There's a war that's happening at my house at the moment, Clint. It's a war. It's a battle that's going on between my two dogs and one of the neighbourhood cats. Sorry to all our dog-owning listeners, I know this noise drives them crazy. That's exactly what it sounds like in my backyard. So here's the situation.

Recently moved to this new neighbourhood. We've got a beautiful big backyard, which is great for the dogs. And before we moved in, before the dogs had moved into the house, we made friends with this cat who would come visit and he would go visiting all the neighbourhood houses and his name was Suki because it was on his collar. Very cute cat. Very friendly.

Like would come up to any person. Like would come up to us, would let us pick him up. Like super friendly cat. I was like, oh, it's so cute. Pity we're not going to see you ever again once the dogs move in. True. Oh, how we were wrong. Because this cat will torment my dogs in the backyard so much so

that he'll like dance around in the backyard, wait for us to open the door, and then the dogs go ballistic and chase him all over the backyard and then he'll dart up the back fence over into the neighbour's yard. So he knows that he's faster than your dogs. Absolutely. Yeah. And more agile.

And so he'll like wait and then dart and go up over the fence. But this is the thing that I find so bizarre, is that he's not scared of the dogs. No. Because he will then, on the neighbour's side of the fence, sit directly in front of the fence where the dogs can see him underneath. Yeah. And will just sit there and just look at the dogs.

And the dogs are going nuts. They're barking and going berserk, trying to get under the fence. And he literally would just sit there so calm. It went to a new level today. Right. Went to a new level when I had to go outside because the dogs were going ballistic and I was like, oh, Suki must be out there. And I've seen Suki, so the dogs are going nuts

and their heads are at the bottom of this fence, like trying to get under. Every time the dog's face wouldn't be near the fence, Suki's paw would come out. So Suki's trying to claw them from the other side. He's teasing them through the fence. He's got so much guts. I've never seen it before.

There's a daredevil cat who's taking his life in his hands. Because if your dogs, they're so tormented now and so wound up, that if your dogs get hold of him, they're going to rip that cat to pieces. I hope not. That's the last thing that I want to happen. It's unfortunate too, because even if you know the owners, I say this as a cat owner, there's nothing you can do. You can't fence a cat.

You can't retrain a cat the funniest thing is that suki because obviously he was on one of his you know um escapades one day and he must have he lost his collar on our driveway yeah and so we've called the number on the collar to return it to the owners and when we we called them, they said, oh, that's so weird. Like, we're a few houses down. That's so strange because Suki's an inside cat. You're like, Suki is not an inside cat. And I said, I see him in every single neighbour's yard.

Suki is ruining the harmony at my house. Honestly, Suki, like, is an out and about cat. We brought this up at lunch, the idea of enemy cats. And, Claude, you said there's a cat that you hate. Yeah, so it's probably a stray in my neighbourhood. I'm pretty sure it doesn't belong to anyone. But it's this white cat, male, fully intact. And he thinks he owns the neighbourhood.

I know that cat, Catanova. Yeah. Yeah, that's got to be him. But he's just the worst. Mar-faced claw. You know the Catawall Caper, the Harry McCleary story? He does that like outside our door. And then he bullies my cat.

He bullies the neighbour's cats. There's like cat fluff everywhere because he's been like trying to kick them all. It's awful. Look at these texts coming in. Cats are a-holes. I used to have this cat when I lived before I moved to New Zealand. And I don't know what this cat looked like, but for like at least a month at a time throughout the year,

he would go around the neighbourhood just trying to impregnate every cat he could. Oh, real cat-sonova. Yeah, like a real one. Have you ever heard a cat's mating call? Yeah. It's terrifying. Well, they've got a barb downstairs.

Do they? Yeah. It's got spikes on it that come out and point backwards, so it can't come out until it finishes its business. Yeah. I think dogs are the same actually. That's why the noise is. Question for you this afternoon. Do you hate a cat?

Is there a cat that you cannot stand? A neighbourhood cat? A neighbour's cat? A stray cat? Just a cat that you cannot stand? A neighbourhood cat, a neighbour's cat, a stray cat, just a cat that's ruining your life? Yeah, is it a cat that is known to the neighbourhood? Yeah. And do you want to dob it in? And no one dob in.

Do you want to call out the cat live on air? If someone calls in about Mittens. Oh, Mittens, the cat from Wellington that moved to Auckland. Mittens is a beloved cat. Yeah, Mittens got a bit of a prima donna reputation as well, though. Is he a bit of a catanova too? I don't know. Let's focus on cats you hate.

Bree and Clint. Send him Bree and Clint. Yes, we are talking about a-hole cats. No, we are not saying that all cats are a-holes. To the one person who has extremely upset at us for... We all like cats and I even said the cat vigilante that is tormenting my

dogs, I don't I actually like the cat, it's a nice cat Three out of four of us have cats But the cat is being a bit of an a-hole We didn't say all cats are a-holes, we said tell us about the cat that is an a-hole. There's some in every community.

Okay, like this text here from this person. Oh no, we've got that person on the phone. Even better, let's talk to them. Sid's here. Hi, Sid. Hi, Sid. Hi. Tell us about the a-hole cat, Sid.

Yeah, so for the past few years, our neighbour's cat has been sneaking into our lawn and taking a poop. How do you know it's the cat, Sid? Have you seen it? Because me and my friends were playing basketball and then the cat peed on me. No way. The cat peed on you while you were playing basketball? Yeah, while I was laying on the grass. Yeah, right.

That's a hate crime, Sid. That cat's after you. Yeah, that's personal. So what are you doing about it? We're in an Indian household. Yeah. And so, you know, we have like heaps of broomsticks and everything. Okay.

So as soon as we see the cat, Monty, we chase it. With the brooms. Yep. Yeah, right. Is that an Indian household thing, is it, to have lots of broomsticks? Yeah, because normally we're the ones that get whippled with it. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Yes. Well, good to have an outlet, right? So you can do some of the whipping for, okay. Yeah. Yes. Well, good to have an outlet, right? Good to have it so you can do some of the whipping for a change. Yeah. Yeah, all right. Sid, the broomsticks. You need to get rid of some of the broomsticks. Sid got peed on.

He's angry. Yeah. Thanks, Sid. We appreciate it. Thanks, Sid. Someone text. See ya. See ya, Sid.

Because we normally get whipped with it. Someone text through and said, a few years ago I was sitting in our outdoor spa late at night, which was positioned so we could watch the bedroom TV. And we were watching E.T. with my mum and my brother when the cat from halfway down the street decided to jump into the spa. Scared the crap out of us. We have never watched the rest of E.T.

and mum still has scars on her legs. That cat would have, once it got like a drowned rat covered in water, it would have looked like E.T. It would have. It would have. That would have scared the living daylights out of you. Imagine.

My neighbour's cat takes two to three dumps per week on my small back lawn. No attempts to bury it or hide it. I have three kids under five. It's a nightmare. The baby crawls and puts everything in her mouth. Oh no! I'm pretty sure our neighbourhood cat Suki

takes dumps in our herb garden. People put bottles of water on their lawn. Oh, that's for birds, isn't it? Bottles? Oh, to deter them. Yeah, because it's so reflective. Yeah. I reckon it scares the birds away.

I don't even know what you would do to keep a cat away. Yeah. You'd have to get sit over with the broom to stand guard and just go out there and whack the cats

whenever they showed up. I'll never forget we were filming a season of Treasure Island in Fiji and during, you know, for lunchtime

because we were filming on an organic ginger plantation. Okay. So there was like these houses and at the houses where the crew, like we would get lunch, so the cameraman and all of us, and there was some cats that lived there. There was like these three cats that lived there and the locals who would serve us lunch every day would say to us,

now don't feed the cats because just don't feed the cats. Don't feed the cats. And one of the younger cameramen obviously hadn't heard this and I'll never forget, I was sitting there watching and he feeds one of these cats. And after he feeds it, the cat immediately turns around and just sprays him full of wee. Like he's in time.

Just marks him and goes, this one's mine. Yeah, and then the locals are like, that's why we said don't feed the cats because they just will wee on you. They're territorial. I don't know. It was so, I was like. This is my feeder. Stay away from that.

Yeah. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, who are the mega, mega stars who have announced they're pregnant on Instagram? Can you believe Justin Bieber is going to become a father? He and Hailey Bieber have announced that she's actually over six months pregnant

and they are going to welcome their first child very soon. This is exciting news. Interestingly as well, because there's been a lot of rumours about their relationship, lots of kind of rumours that they weren't on the best path as a relationship, but great news is that they are welcoming a child, which is very weird because I don't know how he's younger than me,

but I'm only 25 and how he's younger than me. That's weird. All that upside down. Isn't it? That little boy in the purple hat is having a baby. Isn't the evolution of Justin Bieber so great to watch? We knew him as a kid and then we knew him when he was

blowing out and peeing in mop buckets and racing Lamborghinis. We knew him as a man child. And we knew him as a man-child. And now he is a married man who's about to become a father. Yeah, that's exciting news for them. How old's Justin Bieber? Age game. Oh, I reckon Justin Bieber's 27.

Oh. Producers? Oh, Ella's looked it up. 30. 30? You reckon Justin Bieber's 30? Claudia, what's your bet? 28, I reckon. 28? What do you reckon, Dean? Yeah, like 26. 30. 30. You reckon Justin Bieber's 30? Claudia, what's your bet? 28, I reckon.

28. What do you reckon, Dean? Yeah, like 26. No. He's 30. Is he 30? He's 30. So he's not even that young

to be having a kid. How old's Hailey Bieber? Wow. 28. 28. 28. 28. 28.

Dean? Oh, like 28. 24. He's younger. 27. 27. Yeah, younger. I like how Dean went from 28 to 24.

They're all 12. They're all 12. There you go. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent. Thanks to KFC. The Crispy Box is back at KFC now for only $9.99. Bree and Clint.

The Black Ferns are back this weekend. The Pacific Four series kicks off And the girls are playing the USA in Hamilton tomorrow It's going to be awesome, I'm going to be there And there's news out today that Maya Joseph Is the player making her debut for the Black Ferns Her first ever game in the black jersey How old is she?

That's a good question, I don't actually know how old she is What's her name? Maya Joseph, M-A-I-A. She's debuting at Halfback. It's the pinnacle of her sport, and her parents are not going to be there for her first game. She's 21. She's 21.

Young girl. Yeah. Big deal. Yeah. First game. You only get one first game. For the Black Ferns, huge deal. And what the parents have just said, nah, we'll catch the next one.

Not quite. Here's her at the press conference. Nah, the Warriors are playing, so we're going to the Warriors. That's what Maya said. It's actually my sister's graduation at the exact same time. She's graduating law school. So my parents are at the Enderneedham and coming next week. She must be the favourite.

I'm joking. I'm joking. She's not joking. 100 She must be the favourite. No, I'm joking. I'm joking. She's not joking. 100% she's the favourite. She's not joking. Law school. Look. I'm just kidding.

Law school is a big... Graduating law school is a big deal. Graduating law school is a very big deal. But it's boring. Graduations are boring. They are boring. Rugby, watching the Black Ferns, exciting. The thing is, the graduation will have been in the diary

for over a year, I reckon, and Maya's call-up to the Black Ferns could have happened in the last seven days, you know? So it's like a first-in, first-served situation. However, there's a complicating factor in that her dad, Jamie Joseph, is a former All Black. He's also a very, very successful rugby coach. He just finished coaching the Japanese national team.

And the Law sisters got in first. He'll be gutted that he has to go to the Law graduation and he can't go and see his other daughter debut for the Black Ferns. He'll be cracking a sad the whole time. He'll be like, oh, yeah, I mean, it's great that she's graduating. Yeah, woo-hoo. He'll be in the auditorium. He'll throw the hat.

Throw the hat. With the Sky Sport app on his phone, eh? Yeah. A hundred percent. Because the Black Ferns game's at two in the afternoon too, which I'm pretty sure is the time that graduations happen as well. I know what's happened here. Obviously, Maya is the middle child.

Do you reckon? It's the only way to pretty much figure this out. Well, she's not the eldest. If she's 21 and her sister's graduating law school, the sister's definitely older. That's what I mean. It's classic middle child, like, story of our lives. She could be the youngest.

She could be the youngest. And often the youngest gets everything. That's why she's the middle child, Clint. No, why? Oh, yeah, yeah, I see, I see. That's what I'm saying. God, I want to know now if she is the middle child. Yeah.

I feel like parents... In this situation, I'm sorry, but, like, if that was me, and, I mean, I don't want to tell anyone how to parent their kids because I have no idea, but I feel like they need to separate. Divide and conquer. Wait, the parents break up? No, like, they need to separate. Divide and conquer. Wait, the parents break up? No. Like they need to separate.

The mum needs to go to one of them and the dad needs to go to the other thing. Yeah, the mum needs to go to the graduation and the dad needs to go to the rugby. Why does the mum have to go to the stupid graduation? Because Jamie Joseph is a former All Black. Who cares? It's a scissors, paper, rock scenario.

No one wants to go to the graduation. Yeah, because the graduation is stink buzz. We obviously don't know what the full story is within their family. And you know what? They're probably like, we'll go to the graduation this week and hopefully Maya will play again next week for the Ferns and we can go to that game. What if she doesn't?

But you never know. You never know. What if she breaks her leg? Heaven forbid. Oh, my God. Can you not say that? Poor Maya, knowing middle children, she'll get bad luck. I thought we could ask the question,

because this is a very relatable situation. Someone just texted her and they said, yep, she is the middle child. I knew it! Oh, that changes everything. She doesn't matter. Oh, screw you, bloody eldest child. This is such BS.

I had, oh. But I just... This is how parenting works. Your first child is such BS. This is how parenting works. Your first child is your first. Nothing will ever replace your first. They're your first everything. Your last child, they're your last opportunity to enjoy every part. Your middle child, they happened.

Yeah, and you all hate us. You all hate the middle children because guess what? We have to work twice as hard so we end up being the most successful, the funniest and the best looking. That's right. Didn't happen to my brother. That was mean. I'm talking about one brother specifically.

Okay. Not the other one. They know which one. That's even harder. Yeah. Let's ask the question. This is a very relatable situation. What was your parents' attendance dilemma?

What did they have to choose between going to, like one of your siblings had this, one of your siblings had this, one of your family members had this, but you had this. What was the thing they had to decide which to go to and what did they decide to go to? Did they choose you or did they choose the other thing?

It's like the time my parents wanted to be there for the birth of their first grandson but I'd entered my dog in a dog showing competition. Yep. And I think you can guess which one they went to.

And they were there, they wanted to be there at the birth. Yeah. Okay. May or may not be a true story. Oh, $s at M Or text it to 9696 What was your parents attendance dilemma?

Brianne Clint Talking about parents attendance dilemmas Tomorrow a rugby player named Maya Joseph makes her debut for the Black Ferns Against the USA up the Ferns But her sister has her law school Graduation so her parents are going to that Yeah it's because Maya is the middle child And now I'm assembling but her sister has her law school graduation. So her parents are going to that.

Yeah. It's because Maya is the middle child and now I'm assembling my fellow middle children and childreners. Childreners? Childreners? Children. Children. Yeah.

You can tell I'm the middle child. We've had confirmation that she's the middle child. They said Maya is one of four siblings. She is the second with a younger sister and brother. So she's a middle, middle child. So she's got an elder sister, first child. Yep. And then she's got a younger sister and brother.

Oh, nah, she's stuffed. Yeah. Not even making the Black Ferns can save her. She's like, what do I need to do? I've made my national team. So we've asked you, what did your parents have to choose between attending and which one did they choose?

Teagan's here. Hi. Hi, Teagan. Hi. I'm the oldest, and my parents chose to stay at home with my sister for her 16th birthday instead of attending my high school graduation dinner. Ooh. Is it your youngest sister?

The middle one. The middle? What's going on in your family then, Tegan? Do parents usually go to high school graduation dinners? I thought that was more just a student's thing. Nah, not for this one. It was the first time my high school had tried it. Everyone else's parents went?

Yep. Oh, that's so sad for you, Tegan. Was there a party that was being thrown for your sister or they were just literally at home? Oh, she just had a couple of friends. Wait, wait, wait, wait. We've overlooked something really important. Tegan, the graduation dinner can't be moved.

Your sister's 16th birthday party could easily be moved. Why didn't she just have it on another night? I argued that. Oh, that's rough, Tegan. Not fair. Not cool. No. Obviously, she's the favourite,

which is very unusual being the middle child. Oh, it continued as well. Has it? Why do you think she's the favourite? I need to know. I honestly couldn't tell you. I have no clue what it is. Tegan's like, there's really nothing that great about her.

Tegan's like, I'm better looking. I'm more intelligent. I'm more successful. I have no idea why. Definitely is a successful. Yeah. She's like, I'm on ZM I'm more intelligent, I'm more successful. I have no idea why. Definitely not successful. Yeah. She's like, I'm on ZM right now. What more do you want from me?

Thanks, Tegan. We appreciate the call and sorry that that happened to you. Let's go to Rachel on 0800 dial ZM. Rachel, what was your parents' attendance dilemma? Well, I'm the middle child also. I knew it, Rachel. Tell us, what's the treatment you've been dealt? I asked mum to come to the birth of my child when I was having

my first child and she said no, but she flew to Australia to be at the birth of my sister's second child instead. Are you joking? Oh, way. I would be raging at that, Rachel. I'm still not over it. What's the reason she gave you for not wanting to be at yours? She kind of undenied. She's like, oh, I don't know. I don't think I want to see you in that much pain, you know, like those types of things. And then she didn't tell me for two weeks.

And then she said, oh, actually, I'm going to go to Australia. I'm fuming for you, Rach. I found a silver lining in this. She said she didn't want to see you in pain. Maybe she likes you too much, but she resents your other sister, so she wants to see her scream. BS, yeah.

So she's like, I need to get some, you know. Possibly. I had the first grandson, so she missed out. You didn't fall for that BS, did you? Us middle children, we've heard it all before. Definitely. What a load of BS. Thanks, Rach.

Here's a parenting dilemma that we can decide. Okay. Okay, someone's texted and they said, my three children have three different sports tomorrow morning in three different parts of the city all at the same time. I still don't know who is getting one of the two parents at their game. Is it the eldest 14-year-old playing rugby, the middle child 10 years old taekwondo grading, or the youngest eight-year-old, playing rugby. The middle child, 10 years old, taekwondo grading.

Or the youngest, 8-year-old, rugby. Middle child, both parents. Not biased or anything? No, not biased. That's it. Case closed. Taekwondo grading. Okay, that seems rational.

It's a taekwondo grading. It's a big deal. My hockey grand final or my brother's police college graduation. Mum chose the latter. Aww. Um... That's a tough one. I think mum made the right decision. Someone else said it was always

my rugby versus my older and younger sister's netball. But yep, I'm the middle child of three girls and they didn't want to travel from the netball grounds to my rugby and then back to the netball field. So yes, this middle child always missed out on the parent attendance. That breaks my heart.

It's character building. It'll make you stronger and more resilient in the long run, you know? I mean, it does do that, but that's just what you say to people who have been mistreated. Mistreated. You middle children are honestly so dramatic. Said the oldest child. You are so dramatic.

You're such attention seekers. Oh, excuse you. It's because we don't get any attention. It's true. Shut up. Someone please give me attention. Why do you think I got into radio? Bree and Clint.

Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. This is the One Second Song Challenge where we're going head to head, guessing songs as quickly as we can.

We've got teammates. Sean, you're on my team and you're a middle child. Yes, correct. Okay. Sean, us middle children are meant to stick together, mate. Sorry. That's okay, Sean. Typical middle child feels bad. Gotta do what you gotta do, right,

Sean? Okay, me and you versus Bree and Laura. Hi, Laura. Hi. Don't tell me you're an eldest. No, I'm the baby. I'm the youngest. Oh, it's even worse, Laura. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding, Laura. Good to have you on the team. We're going to work together

to win some KFC for you guys. Claudia's going to run the game. Hi, Claudia. Hi, Claude. Go middle children. Sorry, what? So this is the one second song challenge. Basically, we're going to start a song from the beginning and you need to buzz in with your name and tell me the artist and the name of the song.

I figured since we launched, okay, let me get this right. Bree and Clint's 24-hour blockbuster binge-a-thon. Yes. Crushed it. These are all movies that, sorry, songs that featured in movies. Gotcha.

Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. I would say bonus points for naming the movie, but I think that's going to get crazy. But if you feel like doing that, you're more than welcome to. Kudos for naming the movie. Yeah, cool. Yeah, you get metaphorical points for naming the movie.

So Bree and Clint, you guys are going first. Yeah, buzz in with your name if you think you know it. Let's go. Clint. Clint. Post Malone's Sunflower. It's from Spider-Man Into the Spidey-Verse. Yeah.

Yeah. One real point. I have nothing. One bonus point. I haven't seen that movie. Have you not? No. Oh, it's so good.

It's good. I love how you're still surprised when I haven't seen a movie. I think we should just be able to answer what movie it's from. To help you out? Yeah. Did you know you out? Yeah. Did you know the movie? Nah. Okay, Sean and Laura, are you ready to have a turn?

Yeah. All right, come on, Laura. Buzz in with your name, guys. Sean. Sean. That's Paul. Oh, I see where you're going with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're close.

Tell you my friend. You're right there. Not quite the details we need, though. Laura, do you have any idea? Oh, um... Can we have a reshoot? Yeah, you can have a reshoot. Yeah, we'll play it again. Both of you are back in.

I'll see it again. Both of you are back in. I mean, I bet I'll see you again. Ooh. You can buzz in, but you've got to give us the name of the artist. It's been a long time, something. Oh, it's Laura. No, no. Oh, she thought she had it. You're close.

No. Yeah, really no points on that round. That was See You Again, Charlie Puth and Wiz Khalifa. Yeah, from Fast and Furious. Yeah. You both were close. Yeah. You were both close.

Okay, no points there. So, Brie and Clint, back to you guys. Brie. Brie. That is Destiny's Child. And I want to say it's called Independent Woman. Yes. From Austin Powers.

No, it's from Charlie's Angels. Oh, Charlie's Angels, of course. I was getting too far ahead of myself. That is one real point and no metaphorical points. But that is one per team now. They're the ones I wanted. Yeah, we're all tied up. So, Sean and Laura, back to you guys.

Laura. Laura. Eminem Laura, back to you guys. Laura. M&M lose yourself. You got it. All of the points. All over it like a rash, Laura. It's like I got ringworm after that answer. What the...

Ringworm's a rash, isn't it? No. Oh, I've got hives then. I've got hives, Laura. Okay. What is the score, Claudia? It's two points to Team Bree, one point for Team Clint. I will say this one is the hardest by far,

so everyone can be in on this one. Okay. Laura and Sean, you can buzz in as well. We're all playing. For funsies, there is a point for which movie this is from. Oh. Oh, so... Okay, sorry is a point for which movie this is from. Oh. Oh, so, okay, sorry, excuse me. This one's worth two.

So Sean and I could win it if we get the movie and the song and the artist. Come on, Laura. Okay. Good luck, everyone. Here's your last song. Brie. Brie. That is from Bridesmaids.

And it is from Wilson Phillips.ids. And it is from Wilson Phillips. Yes. And it is... You're so close. Oh, you've got it. You're so close. Wilson Phillips. Can I help?

Yes. Laura can help. Hold on. Yes. Team effort. That was very impressive. Oh, Laura. I feel like we just bonded. Now we've both got hives.

And ringworm. And ringworm. Something you do have is 50 KFC chicken dollars. Nice work, Laura. Oh, living with beta recession, I'm stoked. I love Laura. She's a vibe. Sean, we might not have any KFC, but at least we don't have a rash.

One more day. All right. Yeah, no worries. All right, you too. That was a fun one today. Bree and Clint. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Okie. Welcome back to Fridayoke.

We're bringing our go head-to-head singing songs, karaoke style. Every Friday we spend some time with a professional who makes us sound as good as possible. And this week we've chosen a song from the movies. You decided it was a good choice to pick a Christina Aguilera song. Was this my choice? It was your choice. I feel like I was prompted by Claudia and I was like, a Christina Aguilera song. Was this my choice? It was your choice. I feel like I was prompted by Claudia and I was like, hey, that's a fun song.

I didn't really think about who sung it. Mate, Christina Aguilera. Absolute diva. Pipes for days. The song is Car Wash from A Shark's Tale. Working at the car wash. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. At the car wash, yeah. is Car Wash from A Shark's Tale. It's only right because we're watching 24 hours of movies next week.

So we've got to do a song from the movies. If you've never heard Friday, OK, this is how it works. I'm going to play my version of this song. It's just a little bit. It's only short. And then you're going to hear Bree's little bit of the song, just short. And when you've heard both, we're looking for five people to call 0800-DARLS-AT-M and pick the winner of Friday Okie. I feel like

you've done well this week, but I'm keen to hear it. I haven't heard it yet, so let's just do it. I'll go first, you'll go second. Let's see how we go. Here is my best, my best Christina Aguilera. Go for it, mate.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Do, do, do, do, do, do. Ah, da, da, da, da. You might not ever get rich. Woo. Ha, come on. Let me tell you, it's better than digging a ditch. Oh.

There ain't no telling who you might meet. A movie star or even a common thief. Working at the car wash. Whoa, whoa, yeah, yeah. At the car wash, yeah. Woo, woo, yeah. At the car wash. Sing it with me now.

Working at the car wash Sing it with me now Walking at the car wash, yeah Pretty good, I thought. There was one shaky bit in the middle, but all the stuff around it, pretty solid. It's really interesting. It's not what I heard in my headphones when I was singing it. Did you hear better or worse? Better.

You can hear the confidence build in that song because you can hear me try to go on some runs where I'm like, yeah! I thought it was pretty solid. I think we should just give you the win. This is going to be so horrendous for me. A hundred sticks in and they said, where exactly are Clint's balls?

For that song, he'd done a classic drag queen tuck, I believe. Up in my tummy. Okay, we can't pick a winner. We don't know who the winner is until you've heard both. Oh, no. If that's what yours sounds like, jeez. This is going to be bad. I apologise in advance.

Here comes Bristina Aguilera. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Do, do, do, do, do, do. No, no, no. Oh, oh, oh, oh. You might not ever get rich. Oh, come on. Let me tell you it's better than digging a ditch. Sing away.

There ain't no telling who you might meet. A movie star or maybe a comedy. Working at the car wash. Whoa, yeah. The car wash, yeah. Yeah. At the car wash. Sing it with me now.

Working at the car wash, yeah. I'm quite surprised. I'd be happy with that. I'm happy for me. I'm happy. When the benchmark is Christina Aguilera, you know, you've got to give yourself a few concessions. 100%.

No, I don't feel too bad. I normally, like, gauge it on how embarrassed I feel. I'm glad we stopped where we did. I'm glad we didn't do another verse. I think that was more than enough. Okay, this is how it's going to work. The phone lines are going open right now. We're looking for five people to call through on 0800-DIAL-ZM

and tell us who did the best car wash from Shark's Tail this week. Someone just text through and say, Bree, you should feel bad about that. Worthless. Keep us honest. You can give us your feedback on the songs too, but where are your votes at? Bree and Clint.

Friday Oaky. Deep. Deep in another Bree and Clint Friday Oaky. We just did Sabrina Carpenter's car wash. Mine's a... No, Christina. No, Christina Aguilera's car wash. That's the one.

It's a Friday. From the movie Shark's Tale, which I haven't seen. It could be on the list for next Thursday. I thought the movie was called Car Wash. But mine sounded like this. And Bree sounded like this. Working at the car wash. Whoa, whoa, yeah. Why did I turn into the guy from Aqua?

You sounded a bit like Jim Carrey in The Mask. Come on, Barbie, let's go party. You're like, just try and stop me. Someone texted me and said, oh, my God, that was so funny. The radio was up loud. People in the car looking at me like, what the F are you listening to? They would think that. We have five votes lined up, ready to go to pick the winner.

And Michaela's going to go first. Kia ora, Michaela. Happy Friday. Hi, Michaela. Oh, hey. Happy Friday. Did you like our renditions of Car Wash? You know, I was concerned when I heard what song it was.

Yeah. It was actually really good. Okay, okay. Thanks, Michaela. Whose was really goodest? I am voting for Clint today. Fair enough. Fair enough.

Thank you, Michaela. His was solid. I appreciate it. One vote, but that means nothing. We've got to go through five. Let's go to Trey next. Hi, Trey. Hello.

Straight into it. We like it, Trey. Tell us what you think and then who you're voting for. I like the song. I danced it at my school. Oh, yeah, okay. No way. But I'm voting for Clint.

He put in a lot of effort. Thank you, Trey. Fair enough. I'm glad the effort was appreciated, and I appreciate your vote. Let's go to Brooke. I know $800 at him. Hi, Brooke.

Hi, Brooke. Hi, how are you? We're good. Thank you, Brooke. Now, if you vote for Clint, he wins. Down trowel, or you can keep me in it. What are your thoughts? So, I am just voting for this person

just for the 10 out of 10 effort. Yes. Oh, I love the suspense 10 out of 10 effort. Yes. Oh, I love the suspense. Great, solid job. Yes. My vote goes to Clint. Oh. Wow.

Not even one vote this week. That's all right, Brooke. Thank you, Brooke. Thank you, Brooke. Let's see if the clean sweep happens. I don't think it's possible. We'll go a group. We've got Adrian, Edward, Heath and Amos on the phone.

G'day, guys. Hello, lads. Hello. Oh, everyone's in the car. Is everyone in agreeance on who they're voting for? Yeah. Okay, give it to us. Three, two, one.

Red. Wow. I didn't feel bad about myself already. The whole car full. The whole car full really did me in. Thanks, guys. Emily, finally. Surely you're going to chuck one breezeway, aren't you?

No, Emily, I want your honesty. If it's for Clint, you vote for Clint. Well, they were both really good. But I think I'll have to vote for Clint. Fair enough. Fair enough. I know when I've been beat. Clinstina Aguilera takes

the win this week. Look at us, the cowlush! Whoa, whoa, yeah, yeah! Full downtrow on me this week. Full downtrow. Look, some people are shocked. There's some text there that is some bullshit.

Someone said if Clint wins, there is something wrong with this world, but you know, you can't pick him. Well, everyone on the phone completely disagreed. And that is the win. Complete down trowel. It was fun. I'm happy. I feel like I didn't completely embarrass myself, although not one vote.

If you think we should watch Shark's Tale, you should go and suggest it at ZM Online for our Blockbuster Binge-a-thon happening next Thursday on Tauranga. 24 hours of watching movies back-to-back for Bree and I. Yes, we'd love to hear your suggestions for that. But next on the show, it's time for a birthday banger. If you'd like to know the number one song on the day that you turned 16, you should give us a call right now.

Bree and Clint. If you want to suggest a movie for us to watch during our Blockbuster Binge-a-thon going down next week, you can do it at ZM Online from Thursday at 5 till Friday at 5. Bree and I will stay awake watching movies back to back to back to back to back. It's going to be a long day, but I think an educational one for you. Well, they'll all be movies that I've never seen before. No, all of them.

Yeah, all of them. Yeah, yeah. So it's going to be eye-opening for you. You'll be like, oh my God, that's why people say that. I can't wait to tell people, like, guys, there's this new movie you've got to watch. It's amazing. It's called Pearl Harbour. It's fantastic. Honestly, it's just something about it.

And they're like, yeah, that came out like 20 years ago. Birthday Banger Time, number one songs when you turn 16. We figure it out for you and then we play our favourite one. We're going to kick off birthday banger for a Friday with Natasha. Hi, Natasha. Hi, Tash.

Hi, how are you guys? Good, mate. How's your week been? Not too bad. Just driving my daughter back from her cheerleading practice. Oh, fun. Cool. Is she with you? What's your daughter's name? Lexi. Oh, fun. Cool. Is she with you?

What's your daughter's name? Lexi. Oh, shout out to Lexi. Hi, Lexi. Hi. Hi. Go Bulls. I'm assuming they're cheering for a team.

Yeah. With the Bulls. Good guess. Okay, cool. Natasha, what is your birthday? 22nd of March, 1971. All right, that means you were 16 in 1987. And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top.

Lean on me. We are not strong. And I'll be your friend. I'll help you carry on. What a tune. Lean on me. We used to sing this at school. Such a banger.

Do you like it, Natasha? Yeah, it's okay. I think there are better 80s songs, but yeah, it's okay. Yeah, sure. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Jo, who's doing their husband Grant's birthday banger. G'day, Jo.

Hi, Jo. Have you ever seen the movie Every Which Way But Loose? Every Which Way But what? Loose. Every Which Way But Loose. Loose. Yeah.

Who's in it? Clint Eastwood. Oh, the blonde woman. What's her name? I can't remember her name now, but she's in a lot of his movies. And there's a line that comes from there. He's got an orangutan.

Oh, Clint Eastwood. Yeah, yeah. Yes, no, I've never seen it, but would you recommend we watch it? Oh, yes, yes. Right turn, Clive. Out comes the arm and books delivers there from the orangutan. It's got an orangutan in it. I'm keen.

Okay, thanks for the suggestion, Jo. Give us your husband's date of birth. 12th of February, 1966. All right, that means your husband was 16 in 1982. And Jo, this is his birthday banger. Met at work, down under, recently came back into the charts with a remix. Do you reckon he'd like that one, Jo? All I want is definitely a man that works and never stops.

Yeah. So it was sitting down to the ground. Love that, Jo. I like it. Thank you and thanks for your suggestion. Let's do Rosie's birthday banger. Kia ora, Rosie. Hi.

Rosie, tell us, my friend, what is your birthday? 26th of August, 1991. All right, that means you were 16 in 2007. And on your 16th birthday, this had a number one hit. Sean Kingston, Beautiful Girls. No, you don't like it. No, I was hoping it would be a bit of breezy or something like that. But not Sean Kingston.

Sean Kingston. I hated this song when it came out. But I grew to love it. I think it's a great pop song. What was his other hit? He had one with Nicki Minaj. He had one with Justin Bieber. He had the one with Justin Bieber that goes,

Shadi is a neeny, meeny, miny, moe lover. It's a great song. I'm voting Sean Kingston. Yeah, me too. Yeah? Yeah, for a Friday. Haven't heard that song in ages. Rosie, you just won birthday banger.

Oh, good. Rosie's like, can we play one of the other songs, though? Yeah. Straight out of 2007, here's a birthday banger on ZM. It'll never work. You'll have me suicidal. Brie and Clint. Suicidal. Suicidal. Zed and Brie and Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger is Sean Kingston and Beautiful Girl. It's for Rosie.

It's in the year 2007. I think I forgot to put on deodorant today. Is that why you're sniffing yourself? It smells great. You've got a big night too. You've got to go to the Mel C concert. Yeah, I'm performing in a comedy show, a live comedy show,

and then straight to K Road for the Mel C gig. You're going to need a disco shower. No, I'm going to go home first. The comedy show's not until like 9.40. You have a real shower then? Yeah. Or don't. Pheromones.

Nah, these are not the pheromones you want. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint's 24-hour Blockbuster Binge-a-thon. Next Thursday in Toedonga,

we will endeavour to watch movies for 24 hours. We're collating a list. It's not all that many movies when you break it down into timings. We've figured out we might get around 11 or 12. 12 if we're lucky. If we're pushing it. Movies within that 24 hours, which we will do straight through, to make sure you've seen these films you should have already seen

because it's just a travesty. We thought an interesting way and a good idea to pretty much make a decision on something we've been discussing within the group is Julia Roberts has so many fantastic films. Yeah, you're a big fan. And I actually, now that I think about it, it's not three, there's four that I think need to be deliberated here. So you're only allowing one Julia Roberts film

in the entire 24-hour movie marathon? Well, I mean, it depends. If it comes down to it, we can do what we want. But let's just say, for argument's sake, only one of these films can make it in, one Julia Roberts film. Yeah. And we need to decide between these four. Okay, we have you, Ella and Claudia.

We have a panel of Julia Roberts experts standing by on the phone. I just remembered you've seen Notting Hill. I've seen Notting Hill. So we can take that off the list. Yeah. Okay. This movie right here. I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her.

It's a fantastic movie. I have seen it. But it won't be included in this because Clint's already seen it. Yeah, wipe it off. Don't come at me. That's why. Okay. The three films that we will deliberate over right here, right now are Aaron Brockovich.

Okay, look. I think we got off on the wrong foot here. That's all you got, lady. Two wrong feet and f***ing ugly shoes. That's such a good line. It's such a good movie. Okay, which Clint hasn't seen. I haven't seen it.

My Best Friend's Wedding. But I really have this gigantic favour to ask of you. Choose me. Marry me. Let me make you happy. That sounds like three favours, doesn't it? Or the last film. We can't go past Pretty Woman. They really let you borrow this from the jewellery store?

I'm a very good customer. If you were going to buy this, how much would it cost? Quarter of a million. Alright, those three films. The Julia Roberts trilogy. Clint hasn't seen any of them. We need to pick one that we will add and lock in to our 24-hour blockbuster binge-a-thon.

Which one is it? You go first. What's it going to be? Oh, no, no, I can't go first. I can't go first. I can't go first. Angela, you go first. What's it going to be?

I'm going to go with My Best Friend's Wedding. You reckon that's the must-see? More than Pretty Woman? Pretty Woman is classic, but you see, the thing with My Best Friend's Wedding is like a hanging ending. Okay. Like, what's going to happen to Julia Roberts after?

Okay. I mean, it's true, Angela. Okay, I like that. It's considered. I really like it. Lisa's here. Hi. Hi, I like that. It's considered. I really like it. Lisa's here. Hi. Hi, Lisa. Hi, how you doing? Good, thanks.

You a fan of Julia Roberts? Absolutely, absolutely. And so you've got an educated decision here. What are you going with out of those three? I think I'd be going for Erin Brockovich out of those three. Oh, you mean you can't go wrong with Erin Brockovich, am I right, Lisa? Yes. Well, based on a true story, so hey, and she portrays Erin very, very well. Oh, jeez, you're not making it easy, but she's got a point.

Thank you, Lisa. Nikita's here. Hi, Nikita. Hi, Nikita. Hi, guys. How are you? Very good. If you say pretty woman, we are right back at square one.

Yeah. What do you reckon, Nikita? 100% pretty woman. Oh! Nikita! Okay, we are deciding right now. So at the moment, we have one vote in every single column. Claudia, what does it need to be?

Oh, there you are. Hello. This is a selfish vote, and purely because you guys have sold it to me over the past couple of days. I've never seen Erin Brookovich, and purely because you guys have sold it to me over the past couple of days. I've never seen Erin Brockovich, and I really want to. Okay. So I think for me, I've seen the other ones.

I want that one on the list. Ella, what's it going to be? My mum's going to be mad. She's voting for Erin Brockovich. Whatever. And I'm going for Pretty Woman. It's so good, and I can't believe you haven't seen it. You know what?

There's no bad choices choices No, no bad Two Erin Brockovich's, two pretty women's One my best friend's wedding And one vote left, Brie What is it going to be? If you choose my best friend's wedding, then I get to decide Oh come on Brie Geez, before we started this

Do the right thing I was Oh it's hard because for nostalgia and for like iconic, you've got to go Pretty Woman. But I'm a massive fan of a true story film

and I'm pretty sure Julia Roberts won awards. But Pretty Woman is the movie. It's a classic, isn't it? Oh, come on, Bree! Do the right thing.

Erin Brockovich! No, Pretty Woman! Pretty Woman! I'm going Erin Brockovich! Okay, look, I think we got off on the wrong foot here. That's all you got, ladies. Two wrong feet and f***ing ugly shoes. The first movie on Bree and Clint's 24-hour blockbuster binge-a-thon is Erin Brockovich.

Lock it in. No regrets. Lock it in. They were all good choices. You can't go wrong. Nikita, Lisa, Angela, thank you very much for helping us out with this. Thanks so much. Awesome.

Thank you. I knew I was never going to get to see the movie Pretty Woman. No, we have to add that. We can still add it to the list. Why don't we do 26 hours? That's the end of the show. Thanks for a great week, everybody. As we gear up for a blockbuster binge-a-thon,

next week we'll be in the Bay of Plenty in Tauranga watching movies from 5 o'clock Thursday till 5 o'clock Friday, non-stop. How good. I'm so excited. I'm getting more and more excited. And I'm excited for you. Yeah, me too.

Like I wish I was you watching these and getting to experience all these fantastic movies for the first time. Yeah, me too. It's going to be great. I've always wanted to have a better knowledge of popular film. And this is my opportunity. This is your opportunity. It might be your only one for a long time, so you need to grab it by the horns.

You're not going to sleep. No, no, no, no, no, no. No. I'm going to stick no-dos up my butt. Okay, well, we don't need to go that far. They're just those caffeine tablets. They're really small. Are they?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get them from the gas station. Stick them in your butt. All right. That's what it says on the packet, doesn't it? I'll stick one in my butt then, too. Hey, doesn't it? I'll stick one in my butt then too. Hey, cool. Will you stick one in my butt?

No, no. Let's stick them in our own butts. Okay, yeah, fair enough. At least the first one anyway. Also, Warriors play Sunday 4 o'clock, so up the whas. We need to win. It's a must win. Absolutely.

Also, up the mums on Sunday. It's Mother's Day. Oh, yeah, up the mums. Up the mums, up the whas. Up the mums, up the whas. And no-dos up our bums. Up the mums on Sunday. It's Mother's Day. Oh, yeah. Up the mums. Up the mums. Up the whas. Up the mums. Up the whas. And no-dos up our bums. Up the bums.

Up the weekend. See you guys next week. Woo!