ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 10th November 2022

Episode Date: November 10, 2022

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Mad Dog, Claude Dog, Brie Dog, Clint Dog Welcome to the podcast Ella, you were rudely cut off Oh, everyone was rudely cut off by me on the last podcast So I'll just shut up What's everyone need to say? You were grumpy yesterday No, we had places to be

You were grumpy We had places to be Grumpy boy We had things to do Places to see So People to do Places to see The floor is had things to do, places to see. So? People to do, places to see. The floor is yours. Okay, guys,

when we end the show this year, we have, what, a few weeks? No show? I was thinking of adopting, no, not adopting, fostering some animals, whether that be cats and kittens. Do you want to foster my two dogs that have to go into the kennels instead they can go to your house? No, they'll eat my guineas. Do you want to foster my cats like that have to go into the kennels instead of going to your house?

No, they'll eat my guineas. Do you want to foster my cats like we talked about, but you have to live at my house? I can't do that, sorry. My guinea pigs could live at your house. Your guinea pigs could live at my house. Yeah, but I've got my dog and two cats as well, so can I bring them?

So you don't have room for any more animals? Huh? You don't have room for any more animals? I always do. But if they're like little babies crawling around. God, there's so many bloody conditions on this. Okay, Clint, bring your cats over. No.

Fine. They're not portable. They're dramatic, aren't they? My dogs are portable. You want them? My dog's portable. Do you want him? I have nipples, Greg.

Could you milk me? Oh. That was the rhythm of that conversation. Did nobody else hear that? I heard it. I heard it. Wait, question. You know how you want me to bring in a hangover cure on Monday?

Yes, good remembering. Do you want me to milk pears? Like, how do I find pear juice? You juice them. You don't milk them. Oh, you juice them. You juice a pear? That's a great question.

I believe, Brie reckons you could get tinned pears. But you can also buy pear juice. If you go to Faro, you can buy pear juice. Yeah, but don't just give us pears and syrup because then it would just be sugar syrup. Yeah, that won't help anything. Is that Hangover Cure in today's show or tomorrow's show? Monday's.

It was yesterday's show. Oh, that was yesterday's show. We talked about it yesterday. Today. No, yesterday. It's today. What day is it? Monday's. It was yesterday's show. Oh, that was yesterday's show. We talked about it yesterday. Today. No, yesterday. It's today. What day is it? It's today.

It's today. It was today. It was today. Oh my God. I'm losing it. What day is it? I'm losing it. So that's one of your special jobs

is figure out where you can get pear juice and then get some pear juice. You can buy pear juice. I'll milk one for you. I've never seen pear juice. I find a pear was from fat titties. Booyakasha. Yeah, a pear with double

D's. What a fat pear. Pear. Bottom jeans. Pears with the boobs. The whole club was looking at your boobs. The pear boobs. A pair of boobs. Can I just say, these podcast intros, we've slipped again.

Yeah, we've slipped. We should be bringing something to these, everybody. We should be bringing something every day. So let's get the hell out. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrims. What time is it? One, two, three, four.

What? It's Bree and Clint. Well, good afternoon, everybody. Happy Thursday. It's Bree and Clint. Well, good afternoon, everybody. Happy Thursday. It's Bree and Clint. Happy Thirsty Thursday. Every Thursday now till the end of the year is a Thirsty Thursday because we're kicking into holidays early.

Name a thirsty that hasn't been thirsty. Damn it. Name a thirsty that hasn't been thirsty. Couldn't name one. They're always thirsty. Thirsty Kirstie. Today on the show, if you're thirsty for Friday Jams live tickets, we've got another double pass in our swap shop.

The things we've collected already include a full set of Makita power tools. Yes, correct. And a portable smart bowl. Which we're stoked about. Can't wait to receive those in the mail. What are we going to get today? That's completely up to you. You can swap us something after Birthday Banger at 5.30 this afternoon.

But let's rip straight into the show with $50 cash with Tradie vs. Lady. Thanks to KFC. If you want to play it, then you've got to call 0800-DIAL-ZM and you can go head-to-head with your opponent next. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Right, here we go.

A win for the ladies yesterday brings them to 83 wins for the year. The Tradies on 101. Let's meet our lady first. She's from Christchurch. She's 20 years old and hot water will turn into ice faster than cold water, according to her. What? Welcome to the show, Rachel. Well, hello.

Hello there, Rachel. How do you know that fact? Yeah. Oh, Google. Google. Yeah, nice, Rachel. It's meant to be a fun fact about yourself, not just a fun fact in general, Rachel. Oh, I do traffic.

Yeah. If that's fun fact. You do what? Traffic management. Traffic management. Traffic management. Traffic management. Sounds like you're doing it right now. You take on our tradie.

They're from Christchurch as well. They're 25 and they hate all sauces. Welcome to the show, Rocky. Rocky, you all right? Yeah. You hate all sauces. Yeah, that's me. I go to McDonald's and get meat and cheese only. Meat and cheese only. I like it dry. You and all sauces. Yep, that's me. Bloody hell, I've got a McDonald's that gets meat and cheese only.

Meat and cheese only. I like it dry. You and my dad, you both hate sauces. I like to raw dog the burgers. Yeah, they will not wear a condiment. Nope, they will not. Get out of my face, condiments. That's why the missus is pregnant.

Okay, Rocky. Rocky? It was all right when it was a euphemism, Rocky. It was a euphemism, but you just went straight down the barrel. You had to take it there, didn't you, Rocky? No, we're just joking. We're just joking. Listen to him.

Nah, just jokes, guys. Let's do this, guys. Rachel, your buzzer is lady. Rocky, yours is tradie. First to three correct answers goes home with 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck to both of you. All right, here we go, guys. Question number one.

Which country invented French fries? Is it France, America, or Belgium? Yes, Rocky. France. Incorrect. Rachel, America or Belgium? America. Incorrect.

Belgium. Yep, we'll move. Slip me along. I mean, bit of a trick question, guys. I wouldn't be sad about getting that one wrong. Question number two. Who currently has the number one song in the country with their song? Yes, Rocky.

Oh, sorry. Is it Taylor Swift? It is. It is T-Swizzle with Antihero. Yeah. All right, one to the tradies. Question number three. Which of the poles does Mrs. Claus live at?

Is it the north or south? Yes, Rocky the poles does Mrs. Claus live at? Is it the north or south? Yes, Rocky. Oh, Mrs. Claus. I'm hoping it's the north. Yeah, it is. It is the north. Her and Santa don't live at opposite poles. No.

Yeah. No, they don't. Bree's gutted she didn't complete her question there because the third option was calendar girls. I wrote a little joke in. That's where Santa is on other nights of the year. He's at the other pole. We don't know what that is.

Question number four. Hey, all right, here we go. Two to the tradies. You could win it here, Rocky. Rachel, you need this one to stay in it, okay? Yeah. Question number four. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.

I'm at the real homey, homey, homey. Yes, Rachel. Justin Bieber? Yeah, it is. It is Justin Bieber. Sorry, Rocky. Rachel got in just before you. That brings it to 2-1 to the tradies.

Question number five. Which musician released the album titled Witness in 2017? No one's going to get that. I believe a song on there went something like, swish, swish, swish. Another one in the basket. She's on American Idol. Trady.

Lady. Yes, Rocky for the win. He's got it. He's got it. Rocky. No Rocky starts for you. 50 bucks coming your way. Thank you. That's tradie versus lady.

Free and Clint. How many days do you think it is till Christmas? Oh, it's more than 30, which makes me feel comfortable. As long as it's more than 30. Well, we're not at November 25 yet, are we? No. We're ages off. No, we're not.

We're more than a month away from Christmas. It's 45 days. I'm fine with that. 45 days till Christmas? That means I've got 40 days to start my shopping. Yeah, plenty of time. Plenty of time. And then I'll talk to you and it'll be two days and you're like, plenty of time.

Plenty of time. I saw this article. Do you know my car got stolen when I was doing my Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve once. I was at the warehouse doing my Christmas shopping, and it was like 11 o'clock at night because I was staying up until midnight. Someone stole my freaking car at Christmas. Yeah, obviously they needed a good gift to give someone. Steal a very good car.

Who asked for a bad Nissan Sentra for Christmas? Hey, better than nothing. Better than nothing. That's what you say. I saw something that isn't better than nothing. It was a list of what they're saying are horrible gifts this year. Right, okay. Stuff you should just steer clear of.

Okay. What do you mean by horrible? Like inconsiderate or just like? Just, I think that what the list is saying is this year, these gifts maybe have been good in the past. Right. Maybe. Stop giving these gifts. But stop giving these type of gifts.

Okay, this is helpful. So let's just run through a couple of them. Number one, cosmetics. Oh, is that not a good gift? Yeah, they said cosmetics can be quite personal. Can I just bring Ella in for a second Ella what did I give you for your birthday Face oil

I gave her a set of Mecca cosmetics And I use it every night Yeah they said bad gift Really? Because it can be quite personal Did you think it was a bad gift to be honest? No no no

I can take feedback No because I don't really splash out on that stuff. Yeah. Okay, good, because I've got you for Secret Santa so I need to know whether that was good or bad. You're not meant to tell people if you've got him for Secret Santa. It's a whole point. You've ruined Christmas.

A cat or a pony or a guinea pig. Thank you. Yeah, they say cosmetics, bad idea. And speaking of guinea pigs, they say pets pets horrible gift idea I had a girlfriend give me a cat once for my birthday yeah

and you hated it yeah she misinterpreted what I meant when I told her what I wanted I'm not going to ask any more questions

not going to ask any further questions on that number six oh number two sorry I'm really excited about this horrible gifts

this Christmas, gift cards. I love gift cards. You and I have this fight every year. I love gift cards. I hate a gift card. I love gift cards. They're so like,

when you get given a gift card, you're like sweet. So you didn't really want to think about what you wanted to get me. So you just gave me money and then made it in like, only available to me to spend in one spot. My favourite birthday present I got this year, JB High Five Outs.

Sure, my birthday was in February and I haven't spent them yet, but when I do... You'll never spend them. When I do, it's going to be the best birthday ever. You'll forget about it. Number three, candles. They said, nah, stop buying people candles because they've probably already got quite a few.

I've got so many candles. Slash people. It's hard to guess what candle they would like. You know, it's a personal smell. Yeah, okay. Number four. I so agree with this one. Soaps.

Oh. Stop buying people soaps. What if it's like a bespoke, like artisanal goat milk soap from the Andes? No. No? No. What if it's from a place I went? What if I go to Machu Picchu and I stop in at the gift store there

and get you a special soap? I hope customs pick you up on the way back in. So you can't give anyone that gift. Number five, cash. Nah, great gift. Stop giving people cash, they say. Nah, cash is you haven't thought about them at all. That's the same as a gift card.

You're trying to buy your way out of the situation. Gift card isn't like one step more in like going to somewhere to get them the gift card. Cash, you've just fished out what's in your wallet and you're like, oh, happy birthday, Merry Christmas. Such a bad gift. Number six, CDs or DVDs. Who's buying CDs or DVDs?

What if it's for your nan and she still listens to her music on CDs? Someone's got to be buying those Adele albums I see at the checkout counter. There can be an exception to that rule. I think of vinyl. If you know someone collects vinyls, then that's a good gift. And number seven on the list, worst Christmas gifts this year, self-help books. It's like saying to someone, I know you're messed up. Here's a book.

Sort your shit out. Yeah. Merry Christmas. Bad idea. Oh, that's helpful. I have to replan a lot of gifts for this Christmas. But no, it is helpful. Yeah, thanks.

Yeah, no. Well, I didn't. Look, I've given you 45 days. All right. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. This is so interesting to me. The new Avatar, second Avatar, comes out very shortly.

But James Cameron, the director of Avatar, has spoken very honestly about the movie franchise's future, Dean. He has. He said that he will end the Avatar franchise after the third one if it's, quote, not profitable. Here's the good news. It will be profitable.

Here's the better news for him. It'll take him 75 years to do the third one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's kind of just giving himself a nice buffer. I mean, this one took so long. This one, and they say over at the headquarters that this one took so long because the technology didn't even exist. You know what he wanted to shoot and do wasn't even possible.

Dean, wasn't it because they had to reshoot everything because 3D TVs are out now? So they needed to reshoot so that people could watch it. He said in this interview, he said, it was something to the effect, words to the effect of, do people still give a shit?

And he's talking about his own movie. And it's so weird because I don't. I'm definitely going to go watch Avatar 2. But I think you missed that window of hype. You know, extra hype that you don't have to work too hard for. It's been 14 years. A long time.

Be like if they brought out, what's like a sequel that you'd want to see? Speed 3. Oh, I'd watch Speed 3, actually, with Sandra Bullock. That's very fast. If Sandra Bullock was in it, I would. Not very fast. Just watch one of the Fast and the Furious movies. It's kind of the same thing.

That's the latest with Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent. Brian Clint. I've said it before. I feel like it's important news. Scientists have finally found a cure for the common hangover. No, they haven't. It says they have.

I don't believe this stuff. It says they have. Like all those pills that they say, oh, you take this pill and it magically takes away any hangover you'll get. No, it doesn't. I feel like, as I get older, I feel like 80% of the hangover is just tiredness. You know, like not getting enough sleep. God, I wish that was for me.

Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. The no sleep is not great. Or just your sleep being out. Like you go to bed after midnight. You can tell you're old because you say stuff like, you know, when your sleep cycles out. Like you go to bed after midnight. You can tell you're old because you say stuff like you know when your sleep cycle's out

and then it takes me like three days to recalibrate my sleep cycle. It's just having kids. I like defend my sleep schedule with a passion. It better be the most life changing night out if I'm going to stay out past bedtime. Imagine, I can

just picture you this Saturday night. Say you're watching the Rugby World Cup final. Don't worry about this Friday. No, no, no. Let me just say, you'd be at home. You'd be sitting there watching and it'd be like, say it goes into extra time. You're like, oh, well, I guess I better go to bed.

I'm not staying up. It'll ruin my sleep cycle. All I'm saying, Matt Clamore, if you're listening. Don't run late. Because I've got to get home to bed by 10pm. Scientists found that this combination is likely to help the body cleanse itself of booze faster than any other food. Okay? Is it something gross like just a bunch of vegetables all blended up?

Tuna juice. The omega-3 in tuna juice. Don't say tuna juice. Tuna juice. The omega-3 in tuna juice. Oh, don't say tuna juice. Tuna juice. Yeah. It's when you juice a tuna. Ugh. No, it's not tuna juice.

Researchers at the Institute of Chemical Technology in Mumbai, India, believe the best hangover cure is pear juice, lime juice and coconut water. I mean, that sounds yum. Doesn't it? Sounds really yum. Add some vodka to that. That sounds like a delightful, serve it over ice. No, no vodka.

We're trying to get over the hangover. Yeah, hair of the dog. I think science, like I read somewhere this week that they said hair of the dog is actually a myth. Well, it's not, but it's also not a healthy thing to do they said that it makes your hangover the next day twice you're just you're just delaying it yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm not encouraging hair of the dog so they said if you have this this juice which is a combination of pear juice lime juice and coconut water yeah they said if you have it with it you'll love this

a side of cheese, cucumber and tomatoes, it could ease your headaches and nausea even quicker. Even quicker. Are you sure these scientists just haven't been employed by all these different products? It sounds delightful. It does. That drink with a little platter of cheese and cucumber and tomatoes. We should get some of this and try it.

Yeah, well, we've got to get hung over first. Let's do it on Monday. Let's do it on Monday. Let's get it on Monday. Monday after Friday. I mean. Will you be drinking there? No, I'm working. I will be responsible and I will not need it.

We should definitely try it. But let's just try it just for fun on Monday. Ella, can you organise those things for us for Monday, please? Yeah, of course. I know you're vegan, but can you please buy some cheese for us? Yeah, fine. Cool. Thank you very much. We'll let you know. We'll do the research for you, everybody. Leave it to us. Monday, please? Yeah, of course. I know you're vegan, but can you please buy some cheese for us? Yeah, fine. Cool. Thank you very much.

We'll let you know. We'll do the research for you, everybody. Leave it to us. Yeah, yeah. Monday. Just for science. Not for, you know. Which means we have to drink.

Yeah, yeah. Just for science as well. Absolutely, yeah. Bree and Clint. Would you hook up with your stepbrother? Don't have one. If you did. But how hot is he?

He's hot. He's your kind of hot. He's the hot you did. But how hot is he? He's hot. He's your kind of hot. He's the hot you like. At what age was he and I when our parents got together to make us step siblings? That is the key question. Yeah, so like if we're in our- That's the key question. If we're in our 20s, then yeah.

Okay. And if we grew up together- You're in your 20s, but your parents got together in your late teens. So we had to live together growing up. Nah, 18. Oh, then if we haven't lived together, then yeah. Then it's good to go? Yeah, I think if you've lived together

and grown up in the same house, it'd be weird. I reckon too. 23-year-old Finnish woman. That means she's from Finland, I believe. It does. And you know, people who are Welsh, they're from Wales. Yeah, but Welsh... Whoa! Yeah, but that's not as weird a word as Finnish.

Anyway, a 23-year-old Finnish woman is keeping it in the family. Oh, that's a rough headline, New Zealand Herald. By marrying her stepbrother and their parents support the decision. She's marrying her stepbrother. So I need to know the details. Her name is Matilda Erickson. How many details do you want? She said she'd never considered getting married

until she met Samuel Lee. He's 27. 23 and 27. He became her stepbrother after her mum married his father in 2019. Three years ago. Okay.

How old is she? 23. 23. They may have spent, in 2019, they may have spent COVID lockdown together. I think that's fine. They might have lived together then. They're not kids growing up together. It's fine.

She would have been 20. He would have been 24. That's all good. That's all good? Yeah, that's fine. She said they got together straight away. They knew straight away? Yeah, that's fine. She said they got together straight away. They knew straight away. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She said she knew, and she's like, I have to start dating this guy instantly. Yeah, so it doesn't make it weird. Which I reckon, Irection. You erection? Wait, we know what category you're searching on the internet. I reckon. It's definitely a category. Stepbrother category i reckon getting together

straight away is better than developing of course it is stepbrother sister relationship yeah well i don't know what the plot line is is that what the plot line is in the videos you're watching leave me out of this she said it took us two weeks to start dating and then we basically moved in together straight away. And the mum is on board and the dad is on board too. And now because they're married Well of course they are. It makes it a real

easy breezy Christmas. You know everyone's at the same house. There's no other families. So her mum now has a stepson and a son-in-law in the same person. Stepson? And vice versa. His dad has got a stepson and a son-in-law in the same person. Stepson. Oh, geez.

And vice versa. His dad has got a stepdaughter and a daughter-in-law. Yeah. And any siblings that they have now have a brother-in-law and a stepbrother all in one. God, that's confusing. Isn't it confusing? It's so confusing.

I think that's fine, though. Yeah. Also, at social occasions, their parents can go, these are our kids. They're married. They're not related by blood. that's fine though. Yeah. I think. Also at social occasions their parents can go these are our kids they're married. They're not related by blood. They're not related

by blood. Hey this is back. Bree and Clint present Friday Okie Live. Thanks to Smirnoff Soda. Why is that song

in the intro? Why? Where did you? Hey yesterday we announced our Friday Oki live tour is back. And thanks to Smirnoff Soda, you can come do some karaoke with us and maybe win $500 cash. That's right. If you back yourself in the Friday Oki live arena, $500 cash, also some spot prizes, and just a really fun night. It is so much fun, and everybody gets in behind everybody else.

It's very supportive. It is. It's just a way, I mean, if you're a great singer, great. If you're not, and you want to just give it a bash, that's also fun. We welcome all types of performers. You've heard us sing, so it can't be worse than that. So this Friday Okie Live Tour is going to Hamilton, Tauranga and Auckland. The first one is next Friday at the Bank in Hamilton.

That's right, November 18 at the Bank. We're going back to the Bank in Hamilton. Last time... It was huge. I'm going to say some of the best talent of the whole tour. We've got to get in touch with our reigning champ, the Whitney Houston singer. Yes. See if she wants to come down and sing again.

Is that unfair? Someone say yep? No. Did you hear that? No. Oh, that's weird. I was hearing things. She was fantastic.

And yeah, remember she had the dance moves to go with the voice. And if that's you, I'd be signing up. So Hamilton next Friday, Tauranga on the 2nd of December at Mount Social Club and in Auckland at the Prospect of Howick on the 9th of December. All the details are up at ZM Online. Entry is free

and you can pre-register your song if you want to go and dibs a song now at ZM Online to skip the queue on the night. It's all thanks to Smirnoff Soda and Smirnoff Soda. Smirnoff Soda Lime and Lemon. It's available at liquor stores now. Delicious.

Thanks, Smirnoff. Bree and Clint. I always love getting an insight into other people's relationships. Yeah, you're pervy like that. I am so pervy. You're a voyeur. Well, don't call me that. I don't like to watch, but I love to get an insight as to the different rules and quirky things

that people do in their relationships. There's a young couple from Texas in the US. Their names are Jaden and Andy, and they got married in August of last year. And they are documenting their relationship on TikTok. They're one of those couples that are monetising their relationship on TikTok.

These people, honestly. And I found this one quite interesting because a video of theirs has gone viral after they claimed that there's three rules in their marriage that has helped them maintain a healthy relationship. Okay. I question whether they have a healthy relationship already if there are, one, rules, and two, a TikTok account dedicated to their relationship.

But let's assume that they're fine and let's go through their rules. Technically, everyone has rules in their relationship. Do they? Yeah. Do they? Are. Do they? Are you allowed to kiss other people? No, but... That's a rule.

That's a rule. It's not a rule. It's an understanding. That's a rule. It's an understanding. It's kind of a rule. Is it a rule? It's like...

Yeah, okay, I guess. Kind of. Okay, all right. A lot of people have the same rules. Is that one of their rules? Well, let's go through the rules. The first one is the couple have promised to share their locations with each other on an app called Life360. It's a family tracking app at all times.

Right, so they don't have trust in their relationship. So they need to track each other. They need to know where each other is at all times. Yeah, that's not a good rule for a relationship. Kim Crossman turned this on on my phone a few years ago, and it's still on. Is she tracking you? Yeah.

She tracks a few people. And you know when she asked me to turn it on? It's not on this app. It's on something else. I can't. Find My Friends? Find My Friends, I think. Yeah.

But it's when we were up in northland filming celebrity treasure island season two and there was a tsunami warning oh yeah and we were on top of the and we went up to the top of the hill and we were like we don't know what's going on she's like turn this on so i can yeah you know make sure and she still has me on there look it'd be very useful in a relationship in an emergency. It would be. But day to day, I feel like it's an invasion of privacy. That's how I feel about that rule. I don't mind that one. I think it's all right.

I don't find it too invasive because, I mean, unless you're doing something wrong. No, no, no. That's what people always come back to. Unless you're doing something naughty. No, that's what people always say. But it's about trust. But it's also, you don't have to check it all the time. No, I know.

You could just have it on and, you know. Okay, we'll agree to disagree. Let's do another rule. Rule number two, they need to share all passwords and have no secrets. See these people, there's no trust. I don't think I'd ever share all my passwords. No, there's no need to. Why?

Why do you need all my passwords? Well, why don't you want to share it if you've got nothing to hide? Well, I mean, it's just a case of I don't think I've ever shared my passwords with anyone. Yeah. And, I mean, I wouldn't mind doing that. You probably should in case you die. She's morbid. Well, you know, so someone can at least put up a-

Well, that's why I've got the location thing on. So someone can put up like an in memoriam as your last photo post. Oh, I think I'm all right. I think I'm okay. So that's the second one. Last one, the couple have agreed to, this is the one where I'm definitely not on board. Yeah.

They've lost me. Yeah. Have agreed to no hanging out with the opposite gender alone. These people don't trust each other. What is wrong with you? This married couple don't trust each other. What is wrong with you? This married couple don't trust each other and yes, this relationship is toxic. That is toxic as.

Why can't you hang out with people of the opposite gender alone? Do you not trust yourself? Especially if you already know that person's location and passwords, how could they even organise an affair? They would never have time. They bust in, they're like, I've got you on the tracking app. Look, on our show, when there's a trend, we like to put my mum through it.

It's her job. Yeah, it's her job. She doesn't get paid for that job, but she's good at it. But the latest trend that's going around is where people, one person will have headphones on with music playing, so they can't hear anything anything and they have to call someone and the other person has to feed them the lines to have a conversation. It's very funny.

You have to lip read what I'm saying to your mum. We'll be able to hear you and your mum, but you won't be able to hear. I can't hear anything. You can't hear her. Yeah. You have to say what you think i'm telling you to say exactly and you need to feed me lines that are going to make sense where her and i can have a conversation okay you put those headphones in yep which are connected to an ipod we're going to play

some music down there okay what music have we got no that's a big bang theory It's a big bang theory Okay cool It's so loud Now we're going to call your mum So you dial your mum Call my mum? Call your mum Okay

I'm calling her now Good perfect No need to yell Oh this song is so annoying Oh You tell me when she answers Oh, this song is so annoying. Oh. You tell me when she answers. Hello.

Hi. Hi, Mum. Hi, Mum. How's he going? I'm good. What's the go? Are you on crack? Yeah, totally.

Well, what's wrong? You got to get that money, honey. What are you talking about, Brianna? Do you need some money from me? Mum, look, I'll be honest. I need some money. What's it for, Brianna? I got on the booze too much and I spent all my savings. Well, too bad.

Too sad. Give me some money, please. How much do you need? $5. $5. I need $5,000. You've got to be joking. It has to be for something a bit more serious. I want to get new titties.

Oh, Brianna, you don't need new ones. Big kahungas. You've got great ones. Oh, Brianna, you don't need new ones. Big hungers. You've got great ones. Oh, Brianna, fair dinkum. You don't need anything. What are you thinking? What do you mean, what am I thinking? What are you thinking, Mum?

I've got a headache. You've got a headache. You should see it from my end. Is she still there? Can I please, like, okay, I'm being serious, can I please have some money? How much? You tell me how much you can give me. It depends what it's for.

Big, big kahungas. No, because you've got good natural ones anyway, so you don't need it for that. All right, screw you, bye. Oh, Brianna. That's a bit rough. Hang on. What the hell just happened?

You asked your mum for some money for some big boobies. And you know what? That was actually a perfectly legible conversation. Really? Turns out as an interpreter for Australians, I'm quite good at it.

I feel like we're just in sync. Yeah, I'm the middle person. And did she say she'd give me money for- No, she said you've got lovely big boobies

already. I better call her back. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger, everybody. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Cheers to JB Hi-Fi. Shop how you want, in-store or online, with payment options to suit all. Yeah, your last chance to win a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher with birthday bangers today. It's been so good having JB Hi-Fi on board with this. Thanks, guys. It's been amazing. We100 JB Hi-Fi voucher with Birthday Banger today. It's been so good having JB Hi-Fi on board with this. Thanks, guys.

It's been amazing. We love JB Hi-Fi. So let's get into it. Let's kick it off with Bryony. G'day, Bryony. Hello. Hello. How's your Thursday been, mate?

It's been good. It's been long, but good. Well, let's see if we can pick up a voucher for you. What's your birthday? 21st of May, 1997. Right, Bryony, you were 16 in 2013. And back on your 16th birthday, this would have been at the top. Smiley!

It's my wee cyrus. I read somewhere, I think it was yesterday, it was like, it was 20 years today that... Hannah Montana died. Miley Cyrus came out as Hannah Montana or something. Yeah, right. Something crazy. You like it, Bryony? Yeah, I love it.

Banger. Okay, wait there. Good one. We'll do a birthday banger for Britt. Hey, Britt. G'day, Britt. Hey, Kilda. How you going? Good, mate. How's your week banger for Brett. Hey, Brett. G'day, Brett. Hey, Kiona. How are you going?

Good, mate. How's your week been so far? I can't complain. It's been a ride, but yeah, wish there was better weather. Yeah, it'd be nice. Well, it depends where you are. I went to Christchurch this week. It was frigging mint.

Yeah, sunny Christchurch. Yeah. I got sunburned. First burn of the season. Put your sunscreen on, everybody. You know what they say. You can't beat Christchurch on a good day. That's exactly what they say.

Brett, what's your birthday? 31st of August, 1992. All right, that means you were 16 in 2008, Brett. And on your 16th birthday, this had a number one hit. From the movie Disturbia, that's Rihanna and Disturbia. What do you think, Brit? Nice. It's good, eh?

It's good, yeah. It's a good jam. Yeah, it's a banger. It's one of my more, I think, favourites of Rihanna's. Why are you so hesitant to name it as a favourite? Because there's so many. There's so many different eras of Rihanna. There is, but I really do like that song.

What about the new song? Anyway, Sydney's here. Hi, Sydney. Hi, Sydney. Hi. How are you, mate? I'm all good, thanks. Well, let's do your birthday banger for you.

What's your birthday? August 16th, and the year is 1993, a long time ago. Okay. Good you took time to be sure about that. Yeah, and can you not, a long time ago. Okay. Good you took time to be sure about that. Yeah, and can you not say a long time ago because mine and Clint's are both longer ago than that, okay? All right. Sydney, you were 16 in 2009.

And on the 16th of August in 2009, this was number one. I got a feeling. Big birthday banger. The Black Eyed Peas. Massive. You're a fan of Black Eyed Peas, Sydney? Yeah, I was when I was 16 for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're a bit weird to go around saying Black Eyed Peas are your favourite at the moment. Those Black Eyed Peas are back! Okay, wait there. Sid, we're going to make a decision between Miley, Disturbia and Black Eyed Peas. I vote Miley. I vote that Miley song. I vote Disturbia, Rihanna. We're going to split vote.

We're going to Claudia. What's the winner of Birthday Banger today, Claude? I think I'm vibing Disturbia. Yes, Claude! You're into it? Hey, Brett, congratulations. You just won Birthday Banger and a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher. Oh, amazing.

Thank you. Nice work, Brett. Enjoy this. This is your Birthday Banger for Thursday. Bree and Clint, ZM. How do I feel like this? I'm going crazy. Bree and Clint.

Producer Claude revealed to us today that one of her friends has been trying to get hold of Brie for quite a long time. Yeah, Producer Claude, is it your friend or is it your friend's flatmate? What is the go here? Yeah, it's my friend's flatmate. Okay.

Right. And they have revealed to you, did they tell you or did your flatmate rat them out? So my friend told me About her flatmate Oh my god Yeah So this person

Has been sending Drunk DMs to Brie For a number of years For a number of years A number of years Have they been They haven't been replied to By Brie

No They haven't even been seen By me Have they been seen It doesn't look like that Doesn't look like it Right So they've been sending them

To one of my Instagram pages Or something To your assistant To my assistant I haven't seen any of the messages Doesn't look like it, right. Right, so they've been sending them to one of my Instagram pages or something. To your assistant. To my assistant. I haven't seen any of the messages, but there is a lot of them. It's so weird to me to keep messaging when they've, one, never been replied to and two, never been seen. It's like talking to a wall. What do they say, Claude?

I think they just want to be friends with you. Can you read us? Oh, well, I'm keen for friendship. Can you read us a few of the DMs? I don't want to read them friends with you. Oh, well, I'm keen for friendship. Can you read us a few of the DMs? I don't want to read them word for word. Okay, we'll paraphrase them. They're basically hi, I'm drunk. I want to hang out. Sorry that I'm so Canadian.

I just think you're really cool. And then the next ones are, oh, sorry, I'm sober now. Sorry about that. I still think you're cool. Right, so they've messaged drunk and sober. Oh, so they're playing it hot and cold. Yeah, right. This person needs connections with you.

I think we should call them. I think you call them. I'll just call them out of the blue. Yeah. And see if they... Just connect. It's just time to connect. I'm going to say...

They've put in the legwork to establish the friendship. It's the least you could do. Sorry, I can't come to the phone right now. Please leave your name and number and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Hello? G'day, is that Colby? It is. Colby, Brie Thomasel here.

How are you? Oh, my gosh, this is so embarrassing. Brie, no. Oh, my gosh. Colby, I have a lot of messages in my inbox from you, my friend. I did a lot of drinking in the past. So embarrassed. So many messages.

One would be from drunk Colby, and then I'd get a message from sober Colby the next day. You can't just blame the booze, Colby. Thank you. In fairness, Colby, I actually never saw them, so I wasn't ignoring you, but this is me returning your messages, finally. Thanks, but you could have ignored my messages this time. Some random.

What? She's a Colby and a Brie. We're only a bottle of pinot away from a wine and cheese evening. It's true. Yeah. I should invite my friend Cheddar. Perfect. David Cheddar, the DJ.

Yeah. I can feel how embarrassed you are, Colby, and I love it so much. Well, I'm glad that you love it. I would have maybe loved it back then when I was messaging you. Maybe not so much now. Hey, Colby, what it shows is persistence is key, you know? Clearly. The squeaky wheel gets the grease.

It does. Because you didn't let the fact that Brie has never messaged you back or seen your messages. Didn't hold you back, Colby. Stop it. You didn't. You went, I'm going to message her again and again and again. I was waiting for you to say hi, friend, to start off.

Well, I was calling to return your messages and say, finally, let's go out for a drink so then you don't have to drunk message me because we'll be together. Great. It's either that or restraining order, your choice. Either or, you take your pick. I think the drink sounds better than a restraining order. Your choice. Either or. You take your pick. I think the drink sounds better than a restraining order. Okay, good.

Can you message me on Instagram again for the final time and we'll organise it. Okay, sounds good. You're a good sport, Colby. Colby, have a great afternoon, mate. You too. Good to chat, finally. Brie and Clint, we're back after this.

Sit in. Brie and Clint. If you want to know how many times, according to science, you should be indoor gardening, well, actually it's not science. I was going to say, science? It's just a relationship expert that has weighed in on the topic. Where does science come into it? They're like, if you don't want to get backed up.

Well, this relationship expert is saying that he is basing it around stats that are proven by science. So science is kind of involved. How many times what? A month? A week. A week. Okay. So then, I mean, you can do the math for how many times a month.

This guy's name is Jake Maddock. He's from Brisbane. And he says that you should indoor garden with your partner drumroll please seven or eight times a week. No, I'm just kidding. It's not that many times. Few people just their butthole puckered up. They're like, what? How am I meant to get my numbers down to seven or eight?

They're like, oh, yeah, I doubt it. He says you should be indoor gardening two or three times a week because it provides mental and physical health benefits and hormonal regulation. Right. According to science. Interesting. I always find these blanket numbers bizarre

and that a relationship expert would put that out there because everybody's situation is so different. It's so different. Circumstantial. Totally. Yeah. Circumstantial. Totally. Yeah. Circumstantial, like life stage, fricking hormonal.

There's so much stuff that goes into it. I don't think you should ever put a number on it. Nah. And you have to work to that. You're like, well, we've only done it once. We've only done it once this week and it is Saturday, so we need to get in twice more by the end of the week. I did look up a few other stats and there was a study published in the Archives of Sexual Behaviour which revealed married couples

are usually indoor gardening. How many times a week do you think? This is from an actual – For married couples? Yeah, this is from a study. Once? Huh? Once?

No, a year. How many times a year? Oh, this is from a study. Once? Huh? Once? No, a year. Oh, a year. How many times a year? Oh, yeah, I said once. No, I don't know. What is that? It said about 51 times a year. Oh, once a week.

Once a week-ish. Yeah. And you get Christmas off. What do you mean? Christmas is the day. Oh, right. Like, yeah. You don't give that Christmas is the day. Oh, right. Like, yeah. You don't give that as a Christmas present?

Just me then. Bree and Clint. Zeddy and Bree and Clint. That's Zach Bryan. I want to know what the orange is. What's the orange? The song's called Something in the Orange. What's the orange?

Is it like that orange wine? Or is it pith? Pith. Isn't that what's inside oranges? Pith. What it pith? Pith. Isn't that what's inside oranges? Pith. What's pith? Pith. Pith.

Isn't pith the thing that's inside? Wait, what's pith? Are you saying piss? Now that I'm saying it out loud, it sounds stupid. But no, isn't it pith? It's pith. Pith. Pith.

Is it? I've never heard of pith. Someone please text it and tell me I'm not going crazy. Can someone tell me what pith is? Isn't pith the stuff that holds the juice inside the oranges? Like pulp, but it's... I thought it was just pulp. No, that's what comes when you mash the pith.

Is pith the white stuff? I've never... Wait, I've got to Google it. Google it, Google it. How do you spell pith P-I-T-H Of course How did I not know

Orange pith Yeah Sounds like you're saying pip No Yeah I know The pith Pith Of oranges

And other citrus fruits Is the stringy Spongy white stuff I hate that part I was kind of right I hate pith Yeah So anyway, is that

what Zach Bryan's singing about? I honestly thought you were saying pith. The song's called Something in the Orange, okay? That's why we were talking about it. Yes. It's because you haven't drunk enough water, Zach Bryan. Got cloudy pith. play ZM's Brand Clint on Insta Facebook TikTok and live

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