ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 10th October 2022

Episode Date: October 10, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brianne Clint Podcast featuring Brodie Kane, welcome back. Thanks so much for having me again. I love that I haven't been kicked off or cancelled. Brodie's second ever podcast. You might cancel me now, eh? Why? Because I'm trying to interrupt you. I can't be interrupted.

Stop with your flow, yo. Oh my gosh. Cool man Sorry I'm so cold It obviously Always astounds me Brody went partying On a school night

Yeah Look In my defence though You don't need to defend yourself No I don't Why are you defending yourself I don't But how good though

Is a Sunday session Is it Who's that You're thinking about work The next day She wasn't Oh Ella don that? You're thinking about work the next day. She wasn't. Ella, you're young. Don't be irresponsible.

I know, I know. Sorry. No, no. Often that's the problem with them is that you're not thinking about work the next day. I'd just be like, oh, nah, I need to go home. I need to have my sleep.

I need some of your personality, Brodie. You just got to do... I need you to rub off on me YOLO Yeah Yeah but sleep Sleep when you're dead mate It's a fine line

It's a fine line It's finding that Striking that balance Yeah and look And I must say No I do understand what you're saying Because Like there's nothing quite like

Starting the week on the back foot. But then the only way is up. The only way is up, but also it was such a good do. Like I don't do that all the time, and I actually almost didn't go. Brodie was out with the Inspired Unemployed, the guys from Instagram, or everywhere, TikTok, podcasts. They've got a beer. They're coming in to talk to us today.

It was worth a day. Oh, 100%. They're great guys too. They're as great as you hoped that they would be. You know how sometimes you meet people sometimes. They came in today for the interview and they were still rolling for sure. And I think they had nine guys in their entourage. I think I shook everybody's hand six times.

And each time they introduced themselves, like, hey, I'm Callum. And I'm like, hey, Callum, I'm Clint. And he goes, fuck, I've already met you, eh? Well, and I had about 80 hugs too. It was so good to see you. Every handshake had a hug. It was so good to see you.

They walked in the producers with like single file and I met every one of them individually and I was like, wait, aren't you that guy? You're the same guy. You're the same, no on what I love um I love I've got a bit of a soft spot for Australian men eh oh they were so sweet you know they're just fantastic um we are doing a swifty intro Ella you said you had something you wanted to share quickly I spontaneously bought two guinea pigs on Saturday oh this is not a short conversation. This is a long conversation.

No! And they're so cute! Ella, you don't know this fact about me. I've owned six guinea pigs in my life. Oh, Clint! You can help me pick a name. Worst pet ever. Oh.

Worst pet ever. Pointless pet. They do nothing. They do nothing. They don't want to be caught by you. They don't want to sit in your lap. Yeah, they do. Theyless pet. They do nothing. They do nothing. They don't want to be caught by you. They don't want to sit in your lap. Yeah, they do. They run away.

They run away. Put them in your arm sleeve where your jumper is and they'll nuzzle in. You can't control their poops. She just doesn't want to do a Sunday session and now she's got a guinea pig. Jeez. It's fine. She'll be knitting. We need to bring this up again tomorrow.

We're going to run out of time. What are your guinea pig's names? No, actually, don't tell us. I don't know. We'll brainstorm. Everyone go home and brainstorm and we'll come back tomorrow. What colour are they? One is blackish with green, orange and

orange and black. If you've got names for Ella's vegan guinea pigs post it in our Brian Clint Podcast family Facebook page and we'll try and pick a name. I like old names. Thank you. We're going to go. I'm coming in. Well, howdy pilgrim. We're going to go. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim. Three, two, one.

It is Bree and Clint. G'day, everybody. Welcome to the show. Bree and Clint with Brodie Kane filling in for Bree again today. I can't believe I got the call back. I obviously didn't offend too many people or make the bosses angry, so that's nice. Well, maybe you offended just the right amount of people. You do want to make sure

you're causing some outrage out there so that people feel emotions. We've got you in for shock jock value. Yeah. No, I don't think that's a thing anymore.

Is it not? Didn't shock jocks get cancelled? I don't know. Maybe we're bringing it back. Do you want to bring it back? No, because then we'll get cancelled. I can't live without

getting cancelled. Do you want to get cancelled? No. I think, no. No. Not today anyway. Not today. I'm not emotionally equipped'll get cancelled. I can't live without getting cancelled. Do you want to get cancelled? No. I think, no. No. Not today anyway. Not today. I'm not emotionally equipped to get cancelled today.

Breeze away all week, so Brodie's going to fill in for the next couple of days at least. Jeez, it's been a big weekend. And you were right amongst all of it this weekend. I was. I was there, here, everywhere. Rugby World Cup. Women's Rugby World Cup. That opening couple of games was incredible.

Amazing time at Eden Park. It was a very, very special day. You were reporting on Sky Spark Sports. That's right. Yeah, and the crowd. It was great fun. So the crowd was a vibe. It was actually quite different to the men's game.

You know how it's sort of like bravado and you've got the lads and that kind of thing. A lot of nervous energy at an All Blacks game. Yeah. Like, yeah, we are the best, but we better blow the wind. Oh, we better win. I'll tell you that. Fossey's got to go. But this was more like a celebration.

You know what I mean? Fossey's got to go. Fossey's got to go. Fossey's got to go. That is time. Yeah, whereas I guess it would just be a different vibe. It was because it was a celebration. Because everyone was just like, yay!

And we won, which is the main thing. Oh gosh, that first half though, it was like, oh gosh. This will be awkward. Also, you might have seen on the social media is a bunch of people were at the Inspired Unemployed launch party for their new beer last night. Brodie was there and her mates Jack and Falcon are going to join us in the studio this afternoon.

Very excited. Now, these guys are as cool as they look. You know when sometimes you meet amazing people that are kind of like your favourite kind of people and it can be a bit disappointing? Nah, not with them. They are epic. The word on the street is two hours sleep since last night.

They've been doing a full day's interviews. They're on the Mike Hosking breakfast show this morning and I think they may have been imbibing a little bit of their own product along the way. So they'll be good fun when they get here at five o'clock. They'll be coming in hot. I love it. Plus, last thing, Soundkeeper George is going to update everything

Secret Sound. Obviously it went this morning. The Secret Sound, what was it? It was an egg being cracked. What the? I don't know about that, eh? She's going to The secret sound, what was it? It was an egg being cracked. What the? I don't know about that, eh? She's going to explain everything secret sound to us in about 20 minutes. First, though, we're going to play Tradie vs. Lady.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Welcome to Tradie vs. Lady, where the scores for the year are 90 games to the tradies, 73 games to the ladies. Oh, that's not good, is it? Ladies, yeah. The gap has been consistent. It hasn't been getting bigger. Right.

But it's been pretty hard to close. Okay. But today, Kiana's going to help close that gap. Yeah. She's going to do it. She's 21 years old. She's a black belt in karate. Welcome to the show, our lady for the afternoon, Kiana. Hello.

A black belt? How long did it take to get black belt status? It took me about nine years. Oh yeah? I've been to watch a black belt grading and it's absolutely incredible and very, very hard.

Yeah, they're pretty hectic. You have to spar like 40 times, eh? Yeah, all the minute rounds. 40 times? Yeah, 40 times and sorry I shouldn't tell your story, Kiana, but everyone that they have to spar with is like amping to go

for them, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to beat 40 people, incredible. Okay, you're taking on our tradie today. He's 29. He's from Ashburton. And he works for the police. Please welcome to the show, it's Matt. Hello.

Hello, Officer Matt. How we doing? Sergeant Matt. Detective Matt. Hello. There he is. Hello. Matt, are you there?

Yeah, I hope so. You can hear us? Okay, good. All right, let's push on. Matt, your buzzer is tradie. K, are you there? Yeah, I hope so. You can hear us? Okay, good. All right, let's push on. Matt, your buzzer is tradie. Kiana, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers gets $50 cash thanks to KFC. Brodie's got your questions.

Good luck. All right, everybody. Question number one, okay? What disease commonly spread to sailors on ships? Tradie. Yes, Matt. Scurvy? What disease commonly spread to sailors on ships? Trady. Yes, Matt. Scurvy? Bingo.

Scurvy. Too much meat, not enough veggies. Not enough veggies, eh? Yeah. Did your parents used to say that to you? Oh, you'll get scurvy. No, but I know a guy who got scurvy in his flat because all they ate was off the barbecue.

No veggies. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's it. Was it in Dunedin? Yes, it was in Dunedin, veggies. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's it. Was it in Dunedin? Yes, it was in Dunedin, yeah. Okay, one to the tradies. Okay, question number two. What sports car company manufactures the 911?

I don't know how you call it. Trading? Matt. Porsche? Porsche. It is Porsche. Is it the 911 or the 911? 911.

It is the 911. Porsche 911, yeah. Yeah, okay, cool. Ooh, okay. Let is Porsche. Is it the 911 or the 911? 911. It is the 911. Porsche 911, yeah. Yeah. Okay, cool. Oh, okay. Let's go. You can win it here, Matt. You get this one right, you win the game.

Kiana, you've got to get this one. Yeah. All right, Kiana, here we go. What is a group of pandas known as? Is it a gaggle, an embarrassment, or a wardrobe? Lady. Lady. Matt.

B. B, an embarrassment? Yeah, I know, but you've done it, Matt. We put our money on the lady and you've just pulled off an absolute downtry. Congratulations. A 3-0 victory for the tradies. There's 50 bucks cash coming to you from KFC. Easy.

Thanks a lot, guys. Easy. An embarrassment. How good is that? An embarrassment. Embarrassment of pandas. Today, this morning, the secret sound was guessed. We gave away $100,000 to who, Soundkeeper Georgia?

Irene. Well-deserving, actually. Yeah. She smashed it, right? It was a wholesome. I cried. It was wholesome. This right here?

It's a bloody egg being cracked. Don't say it like that. Well. Look, you two. I have two more eggs every day. If you listened to my show, the amount of hints I gave throughout this entire thing was ridiculous. I've got a couple of questions.

Yes. Like, so is it the, when you say the cracking of the egg, it's not when you it's not the first crack of it where you bang it against the kitchen bench, is it? So it's technically just the actual shell cracking. We would take, like, that's what we were...

So you have an egg in two hands and you take it apart like that. No, so like the shell of the egg cracking. So like you hold it in your hand and you crush it. It could be like... The noise of any type of cracking. Yes, because if I... The actual video is going to come out of me doing it, but it's a boiled egg

and I'm to peel it like I'm cracking it and peeling it off. But if I had not accepted cracking egg, it wouldn't have gone down well. Yeah. You know?

So here's. But for you, you had a hard boiled egg. Always a hard boiled egg. I hate a hard, I love eggs. I think they're one of the unsung heroes

of the kitchen. Hard boiled, no thanks. No thanks. Soft boiled all the way. No, you just chuck it in your gob. I do the two in me the unsung heroes of the kitchen. Yeah. Hard-boiled, no thanks. No thanks. Soft-boiled all the way. No, you just chuck it in your gob. I do the two-in-me gob every day. You have the dry-ass yolk in your mouth.

Yeah. Sometimes I leave it slightly less dry so it's a little gooey the next day. Girl, take it out one minute earlier and have a gooey centre. No, because then you might get the snotty white bit. No one wants the snot. There's nothing worse as well than if someone makes a bacon and egg pie and they've just cracked the egg into the pastry dish and then you have the pie and you bite into the dry bit.

Anyway, we're getting bogged down in the egg. Let's focus on the sound. Obviously, Irene won $100,000. So happy for her winning that this morning. Here's a little bit. What do you think the secret sound is for $100,000? We think it is a egg being cracked open. Oh, that works, doesn't it?

The actual shell cracking open on the egg. That's a good guess. And I can confirm that you have won $100,000. Holy crap. It's an egg. It is the secret sound. You can hear the confetti cannons going off. I'm annoyed at how obvious it is.

Like all of these guesses and nobody said cracking an egg. Although, I want to play you this piece of audio from week one of the secret sound. I think this might even be day two you this piece of audio from week one of The Secret Sound. I think this might even be day two of this season of Secret Sound. Is that what it was, Claude? The second day of the competition?

Frustrating. Yeah, literally day two. Bear in mind, none of us here at ZM, none of the announcers on ZM, none of the DJs know what The Secret Sound is. We never do. We can't. No. Because we can't keep that kind of secret.

No, terrible secret keep is. We never do. We can't. No. Because we can't keep that kind of secret. No. Terrible secret keepers. Here's a little bit of on-ear banter with Soundkeeper Georgia and myself and Bree from day two of this season. You can tell us what this sound right here is. That's it. It's worth a hundred grand. You've just got to figure it out. Oh my god. Is it cracking?

Is it like when you crack an eggshell? Is it when you crack your knuckles? It's something crunchy, right? Crunchy knuckles. Cracking your nails, guys. I mean, knuckles. Nails? Who's cracking their nails?

Listen to how nervous she got. Okay, so this is like nails straight to nails. Bree's just guessed it on the second day and you've just tried to move it along really quickly. So the best part about this, you guys were in Queenstown and I was like, I hadn't been able to practice

my like, poker face. I was like, what's your poker face going to be, girl? And I was like, thank God they're not here. Well,

we out of the studio when we said that. Yeah, you guys weren't here and I was like, thank goodness because that was the first moment for me where I was like,

I need to, I need to go in the mirror and be like, George, what are you doing here? Well, it's done. Congratulations on the successful season of The Secret Sound.

Soundkeeper Georgia, enjoy not doing 11-hour days for a little bit. Now, you've been working your ass off during Secret Sound. I know, I have. And I've got real big bags that I've got to work on, but that also isn't helped by the big weekend I just had. Me and Georgia out here living the dream. Here we are. Secret Sound's brought to you by Neon

You can watch the TV series and movies handpicked for Kiwis by Kiwis on Neon Thanks Georgia, go treat yourself to a dry arse egg I will, honestly Brodie, you're an athlete You're out there running marathons You're ballroom dancing You're taking on, what are you up to, Tough Mudder or something like that? No, not Tough Mudder.

Coast to coast? Coast to coast. Kepler Challenge, yes. You're very much on your fitness journey. Yes. So you would be big on the reusable water bottles. How often do you wash yours? Oh, I have to admit something.

I operate a, oh no, I operate a pump. Are you on a single use plastic water bottle no it's not single use I've had this for ages are you on a plastic are you on a are you on a turtle killing plastic water bottle

I don't want to lie to the people because it's literally in my hands right now but you said you didn't want to get cancelled this afternoon I said that didn't I oh well it's been nice to know you all

hey so long as you get a week's worth of use out of it Oh no, I've had this for ages Yeah, it looks pretty well worn But my question, same thing stands How often are you washing your pump gas station water bottle That you're using multiple days a week? I rinse it out probably like a couple of times a week

But properly cleaning it No, I'm not doing that So there's a thing I read today about how often you should clean it. And I'm the same. I very rarely clean my drink bottle. And everybody runs a reusable water, reusable drink bottle in the workplace these days.

But how often are you getting in there with the bottle brush and giving it a clean and a disinfect and that sort of thing? I do have an amazing one that keeps the water cold. Yes. I just don't have it on me. How often do you wash that one? I don't.

But then what happens is this is why they're annoying and then after a while the rim starts smelling. And it gets a bit... Nobody wants a smelly rim. Nobody wants a smelly rim. That smelly rim is caused by microorganisms such as bacteria. They grow on water and on surfaces contacting water. They grow a biofilm. You know that little slimy sort of...

Oh, slimy. Slimy sheen that it gets on it sometimes? Yeah. And you know the grossest bit is that's not caused by the water. It's caused by your mouth. Because the water that you put in it from the tap is sanitary. Yeah. But the bacteria in your mouth, once it contacts that water,

that is what is growing the smelly rim. The smelly rim from your mouth. The smelly gooey rim. Yeah. That's what it is. Slimy, smelly rim. And the worst bit is as we come into spring and then summer, the warmer the temperature, the more the bacteria multiply.

Because the warmer the rim, the smellier the... We're getting cancelled. So how often should you wash your reusable drink bottle? That's what it comes back to. To be safe, what's the minimum amount of times you should wash your reusable drink bottle? Do you want me to have a guess? Or are you going to tell me?

Yeah, have a guess. Once a week? Every day. Every day. You should be scrubbing it out every day according to this research. Before you put your water in it each day, you should be cleaning it out.

See, this is the thing, right? You try and do good for the planet and it's hard. Alternatively, you can dip it in undiluted vinegar once a week for 10 minutes as a deep clean. I don't know what's harder, to be honest. Oh, man. Can I whack it in the dishwasher and just hope for the best?

Yeah, maybe you could, couldn't you? Yeah, possibly. Oh, yeah. Oh, well, never mind. Smelly rim it is. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint. I was going to say Brodie and Clint, which it is.

Well, technically today, just for today. It's Brie and Clint featuring Brodie Kane. That's the one. While Brie's away. That's a Clint. I was going to say Brodie and Clint, which it is. Well, technically today, just for today. It's Brie and Clint featuring Brodie Kane. That's the one. While Brie's away. That's a mouthful, isn't it? Yeah. Brodie and Clint. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean McCarthy's on the line with us. This is sad news for everyone, including you, Brodie, who is heading along to the Justin Bieber concert later this year. Hi, guys. It is sad news. Unfortunately, Justin Bieber has postponed his entire world tour. Now, he originally postponed just sort of like the next chunk of shows, but he has postponed everything, including the Auckland tour date, which is very sad.

But it is going to be postponed until 2023. So it is very sad news. As you know, he has been very much concentrating on his health. He had a very, very dark period where he was diagnosed with Ramsey-Hunt syndrome, which led him to a partial paralysis of his face. That's right. His face was paralyzed.

So he's getting better, but he's just not ready to perform all around the world yet. And you don't want him to come out here and not be well. And, you know, he's a young fella. So I'm disappointed, but I understand. I feel like gone are the days where you made these guys perform until they died, you know? And that's definitely been the case with a lot of superstar artists. They get so big and the machine around them is so big

that they can't even stop for their health and so they turn to whatever, drugs or whatever it is. So he's made a decision for his health and he'll come back. He'll be back. He'll be back and he'll be better. And that was the thing. We got the email. You can get a refund if you want from your tickets

or you can hold on to like whenever they announce a new date. What are you going to do? I don't know. There's about 10 of us going, so I think I'll just go with the general consensus. Fair enough. Yeah. There you go.

Well, that's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. ZM Bree and Clint with Brodie Kane filling in for Bree. That's the new Sam Smith and Kim Petras song. It's called Unholy. We're just doing a little bit of deciphering of the lyrical content of that song.

Is it about a dad who has left his kids at home to go to the strip club? Is that what it is? Mummy don't know. What is it? Mummy don't know what daddy does at the unholy shop. Is it the unholy shop? Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh.

He left his kids at ho-wee-oh-wee-oh. He's at the body shop. So unless he's getting some panel beating done on the Corolla, I'm pretty sure he's at the strip club. But you would not take your kids to the strip club, I would have. No, but he's in charge of the kids is how I would say it. Oh, okay, so it's his day with the kids, but he's gone to the strip club.

I feel like it is. Claude, can we get Sam Smith on the phone to figure this out? I feel like we need to get to the bottom of this. Yeah, I'll give him a call. Okay, cool. No problem. Hey, breaking news, not breaking, came out last week. Whittaker's putting up the price of their chocolate bars.

This is the post they put on social media. I'm going to do this in my best Nigella Lawson voice. Hello, chocolate lovers. Oh, my God. We wanted you to be the first to know that from monday we will unfortunately be bringing in a price increase our costs have steadily increased due to the rise over the last year something and cutting those costs with lesser quality ingredients is never an option for whittakers as we we hope you'll understand, thank you for your wonderful continued support.

We promise to keep making world-class chocolate right here in Porirua. Which I agree, they do make the best chocolate in the country. If not the world, I haven't had better chocolate. But a price increase is a price increase and we need to know how much that price increase is. So we're going to cross live to our chocolate correspondent standing by at the confectionery aisle of our local New World.

Come in, producer Ella. Ella, are you there? Yeah, I'm there. Hi. You're in the chocolate aisle? Yep, I'm in the chocolate aisle and yeah, wow. Yeah, wow. That's all I can say? Yep, I'm in the chocolate aisle, and yeah, wow. Yeah, wow. That's all I can say. A lot to choose from.

Oh, okay, that's a precursor. Now, Brodie's got some experience in live crosses and sort of journalism, so I want you to imagine you are Brodie Kane and give it to us as a news cross, like the price increase as a news cross. So Brodie's going to cross to you now, and then you can take it away. Okay, okay. Here we go, here we go. Crossing now live to get the latest developments.

Ella is down at New World Victoria Street. Ella, what's the latest? Yes, thank you, Brodie. Yes, I'm here in New World, and I'm looking at the chocolate right now. And it looks to be quite a shock surprise. They've said it's going up, and all I can see is a sale. $5.29, a super saver. Sale on a Whittaker's chocolate.

Me and myself and I are gobsmacked. Wow, that is a scoop, Ella. Nobody else has that. The price is going up and you found it on special. Yeah, $5.29. Isn't that cheaper than usual? Yeah, it's definitely, yeah. Okay, so here's a funny thing.

I love, though, Clint, that you sent Ella all the way to the supermarket when I've just gone online to the new world. Oh, that's a really good idea. And what's, yeah, it's a super saver, but I've just done a little bit of research for everyone because I'm like, you've got the fair go reporter here. Yeah. $5.29, $5.29 at New World.

It's $5.19 at Pack and Save. Yeah. $5.50 at Countdown. Jeez. Okay, well, you know where to go to get your deals at the moment. Yeah. Are you going to get some for us? Yeah.

Yeah, which one do you want? I'll take the coconut one. And if you could get some of that new Hazella as well, I'd appreciate that. I've never tried that. A bit of those. And maybe some chippies and Claude do you want anything while she's down there

I'll have a Whittaker's too can I have a macadamia one please and can you grab a rotisserie chicken as well I've got to take dinner home no I'm vegan I can't do that

no it's not for you it's for me thank you Ella we didn't solve anything. We've got no idea what the price increase was. That was actually utterly pointless because we didn't know what the price was beforehand. Ella, are you keen to go back to New World again tomorrow

and check the price? Sure. Just get some hot ham too with the hot choc, please. Brodie Kane is here in studio at the moment. Huge weekend for New Zealand sport over the weekend World sport as well The Rugby World Cup kicked off in Auckland With poster girl Rita Ora on the field

And do you know what? At one point, so I was on the field When she performed before the Black Ferns take on Australia And so I was on the field when she performed before the Black Ferns taken Australia. Yeah. And so I was 10 metres from her. And I was like, oh, I could have, if I'd thought about it, I could have got one of my Dancing with the Stars outfits. Yeah.

And honestly, there were quite a few moves that I could have just shimmied backwards onto the field and just like merged in. Just snuck in as a reader or a backup dancer. Yeah. And then no one would have been any the wiser. You were there, you were covering it for Spark Sports. That's right. Roving Reporter in the crowds. What was it like? What was the whole day like being at that

Rugby World Cup opening ceremony and opening three games? It was so, it was such an incredibly special day. Yeah. And, you know, it was a triple header. So three matches. Sell out.

Sell out. And the amazing thing as well, so the first game was at quarter past two and there was heaps of people, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like people didn't just turn up for the Kiwis. Yeah. And the atmosphere was amazing. Lots of families.

Everyone was just so happy. Yeah. And I have to say, like I choked up twice. I got quite emotional. The first time I got emotional was when South Africa and France, the first two teams that played, walked out because it was just, they were playing that, I'm unstoppable. And you're like, oh, it's getting me in the feels.

And so you're like, yes, who runs the world? Girls, girls. And then, so that was that moment. And then obviously great game, and great games of rugby too. And then when, oh, there's my battery going low. Sorry, everyone. And then when obviously the Black Ferns in Australia came out, you know, you'd had the Rita Ora performance and the haka.

Wasn't it incredible? Oh, that just hit massively. What we didn't see on TV, I think I ended up seeing it on your Instagram story, is while the Black Ferns were doing their haka, an Air Force Orion flew over the stadium? Yeah. That's incredible.

Just, it was, you know, and because you'd had three of the amazing black ferns do a karanga at the start of the haka, which they don't always do that like that. Right. And so just the goosebumps. But as you say, this plane, as I was still on the field, just flew, just, yeah, came out of the sky, obviously. But it just came through as the haka was happening and it was just like, ah. And the Australian team, which I think someone had got a bit upset about, maybe with the men's game,

but the women were all standing, which was amazing, were all standing in a boomerang formation with one arm around each other. And then as the haka started, then they sort of did this thing where they joined together and walked forward. It was like, oh! People do get their knickers in a twist about that.

I think it's excellent when it happens. France did it against the All Blacks at the Rugby World Cup final at Eden Park in 2011. And every time it happens, it's cool. I think it's awesome. It's a challenge and a response to a challenge, isn't it? Exactly right. As far as I understand it.

Producer Claude was there as well. You didn't necessarily have as good an experience. Is that what happened, Claude? I wasn't going to say this on radio because it's a little bit embarrassing. So there's two reasons I went to the rugby, right? One is that I love rugby. Awesome. The other reason was Rita Ora was performing.

Tickets were only, I only spent like $20. You're never going to get that. So I was like, I'll go just for the atmosphere, for the vibes and I'll watch Rita perform. Just as she arrived on the field, my stomach decided something wasn't going to agree with me.

And I had to leave. And I heard her performance from the bathroom. No! I'm laughing right now. Apparently, though, the acoustics from what I heard were better in the bathroom. In the bathroom. Reverberating through the stadium. Oh, no.

Such a tragedy. But I did see she did her halftime performance as well. So I caught that. But it was like, of all the moments for this to go wrong literally she put one foot on the field and I was like I have to go

and what had you eaten was it something oh I just treated myself to a bucket of donuts oh wouldn't it be I thought you might have had a

would a donut get you I was thinking it might have been a spicy bratwurst it was the donuts and the chippies yeah oh well

oh you were there that's the main thing I. Oh, no. You were there. That's the main thing. I heard it. It counts. Yeah. You were there. Bree and Clint.

ZM Bree and Clint with Brodie Kane filling in. That's 660 and Never Been Tonight. If anybody suggests that eating chips too close to the music ending is a Bree problem, we're doing it when she's not here, so she can't be completely blamed for it. I just thought I had time for one more last one in my mouth. There's never enough time. Let's play Guess That Voice.

Our game, where you have to pick who the celebrity voice is as quickly as you can. We play as teams. On team Brodie is going to be Kimberley. Hi, Kimberley. Hi. Hi, Kimberley. Are you feeling confident with me today?

I think you'd do a better job than I would. Oh, gosh. I don't know about that today. Well, you're both going to have it a go. On team Clint is Keegan. Kia ora, Keegan. How are we? Good.

As long as we're confident. Like, it doesn't sound like there's a lot of confidence on the girls' team. I reckon we're going to smash this, Keegs. We've got this. We've got this? Yeah, I need the money. What's chicken dollars? Yeah, I've got about $7 till 9.30 tonight.

Well, that's very helpful then. Slot the 50 KFC chicken dollars into the food part of your budget and you're good to go. Yeah. Producer Claude runs the game. We've got a theme this week, Claude. Always. So these are all celebrities with very iconic laughs.

Ah. I've already got a few in mind. I always make it too hard, so hopefully this week's a little bit easier. I'll be in. No one from Grey's Anatomy this week, Claude? No, unfortunately not. Maybe that's next week's theme.

She keeps putting in people from Grey's Anatomy like we know who they are. I don't even watch Grey's Anatomy and I know all these people. Lies. Okay, Kimberly and Keegan, you guys will go second. Brodie and I will do the first round

to kick things off, okay? All right, come on, Clem. Thank you. So do you go first or do I go first? We're up against each other. Oh! So your name's your buzzer? You've got to buzz in with your name. Oh, okay, okay, I've got right, come on, Clint. Thank you. So do you go first or do I go first? We're up against each other. Oh! So your name's your buzzer? You've got to buzz in

with your name. Oh, okay, okay, I've got it. Okay, are you ready? Yeah. Deep breaths. Okay, here we go. And I am, like, I'm on the edge,

living like... I got it, Brodie! Sorry. Oh. Jeez, sorry, sorry. I think she might have it. I think she buzzed in for that one.

Sorry, sorry. And that is Adele exactly right and that's how we're going to play in a good way not as no no no

you're crazy sorry I can't really that laugh I did hey well done you're on the board okay good

good good Keegan and Kimberley you guys ready to go yeah I want you to buzz in with as much energy as Brodie did just then okay

yeah if you don't scream it I'm not listening. Good luck, guys. Here we go. It's true. Like me. We can do whatever we want. Keegan. Chris someone?

Oh, not Chris. Sorry. Chris someone. We got it. We got it. Oh, you got it. Are you going to accept that? Yeah, I'll accept that. I mean, he's on my team, but... I mean, yeah, we're going to accept that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would have really struggled with that one.

I could hear... You know when you can see who it is, but you're like, I can't think of the life of me. Think of it. For the most part. So good. Okay.

Okay, it's one. Well done, Keegan. You've brought us back to one all. Yeah, good job, guys. It's me and you again, bro. You're back on the board. Good luck, guys. Here we go.

She's zoned in. Here you go. I try and laugh several times a day just because it makes you feel good. Clint. Clint. Ricky Gervais. You got it. I try and laugh several times a day just because it makes you feel good.

So let's try that. Ooh. Hey. Come on, trust me, you'll feel... People say he's my celebrity doppelganger. No. Thank you. Yeah.

Don't lie, you can kind of see it, can't you? I'm starting to see it the more I look at you. Keegan, you can close the game out here. You get this. We win. And you eat tonight. Oh, I can't wait. Kimberly, you get this. You keep the man hungry, okay?

No incentive there. Okay, Kimberly, Keegan, here we go. I am an equal opportunity boob shower. Uh-huh. Keegan, here we go. I am an equal opportunity boob shower. Uh-huh. Keegan? Keegan, who's that? I want to say the OG Nicki Minaj, potentially. You might be eating tonight, Keegan.

That's exactly right. Is that? I am an equal opportunity boob shower. Uh-huh. I would never have got that, Keegs. Well done. I would have got that. But, hey, I'm actually happy for you, Keegan,

because you do get to eat tonight. So, like, I can't be upset at that. Can we play the last one just for a laugh? Yes. Kimberly was a good sport, though. Kimberly was a good sport, yeah. Kimberly was a good sport, yeah. Okay, this is the one we missed out on. Iconic laughs.

I like that laugh. Do you remember that? No, who was that? Justin Bieber. Oh. I like that laugh. He's making fun of the interviewer's laugh. That's right, yeah.

Oh, okay. Well, there you go. That's Guess That Voice. Hey, it's ten past five. Should we have a beer? Oh. I've already cracked mine. Should we have a better beer with the Inspired Unemployed?

Hey! Day for it! It's a day for it. Isn't it? Jack and Falx in studio Hey boys How are we? I'm good How's it going?

You didn't even ask me how I was How you going? How you going? The boys are in New Zealand To launch their new Better Bear at the moment You launched it yesterday I don't think you've stopped

Launching it since yesterday Is that fair? It's been a nice launch It's been a very You know there's like Soft launches There's like medium launches This has been a very, you know there's like soft launches, there's like medium launches. This has been a very hard launch.

We're almost hitting 24 hours of our launch. Yeah, it's been a good launch. No one does a good 24 hour launch anymore. No. No. This is you as soon as you walk in.

So tell us about Better Bear. We're here to talk about the beer What's bitter about the beer? So have you ever had broccoli and carrots and stuff? Yeah, it's like that in a can Is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah Is it?

No, I'm going to get in trouble saying this Honestly, you know you did the marathon Don't get a camelback, just get a f***ing bitter beer back That's what I mean Hey, we're going to go to JLA But honestly, no, I don't know You're leaving the country tomorrow, you'll be alright better be back that's what I need hey we're gonna go to jail but honestly no I don't know you're leaving the

country tomorrow you'll be alright zero carbs Falx I have to ask you a question those sunglasses did you buy them from the petrol station

I didn't oh they are Oakleys whoops yeah they're Oakleys leave them on I want to know is the making

of the beer and sort of is that kind of like future proofing yourself so that like when you get to age 55 and it's really cringe

that you're trying to do funny videos that you've got a backup plan is that what it is this is full plan B we're operation plan B

we've already operated in it but no honestly am I just is everyone laughing at me no no it's the sunglasses no no no no well to be honest Already operated in it But no Honestly Am I just Is everyone laughing at me Nah Nah it's the sunglasses

No no no No well To be honest It is a nice plan B Yeah It was a bit of security Yeah 100%

Like obviously But then the podcast is plan C Yeah Yeah yeah And so We got all types of plans You got all types of plans They're not going to plan

But we got lots of plans But do you know what's so cool about it Cause I first spoke to you guys a couple of years ago on the Girls Uninterrupted podcast. Yeah. I just got that in there. I think you were the first guys on our all-female podcast. But it was so cool.

For people that aren't aware, you guys have been hustling for a long time. And you were creating content. You've been creating content for years. Went to Europe. There's all sorts of nightmare stories from how that went and now you've absolutely cracked it do you still have those kind of like pinch yourselves moments every day like right now even you know we'll go home tonight seriously and we'll be like dude our lives every i swear every day we'll have like group

meetings and be like dude we need to be so like present and grateful and how crazy our life it's nice yeah all this crazy stuff happening you can't absorb it like how do you but you're such good lads that people want it for you as well you know he sees some people in this successful you're like man screw you but you guys people want it for you it's awesome to see and you share it with everybody so it's cool yeah and everyone thinks like we don't feel secure at all like we feel like it could be taken away from us like any second like tomorrow's over yeah yeah and plan c interview it's over but it honestly feels like that that's why we continue to hopefully keep growing is because we always feel that bit of pressure of like okay we at any moment now people could just hate us so it's like speaking of which sheck did you really show a girl your

bank account balance and we hate him and we all hate him so no no I didn't yes I did go tell us the story tell us the story oh no I can't no no I can't honestly this keeps me up

I'm not I can't but I don't know we're getting chatting and then I had to transfer her money and oh nah

that's it nah I showed her my bank account oh I don't know him I don't know him there's no I can't talk about it

look we're with you you're in a safe place. She said, what? And then looked at me like, what the fuck? And I was like, oh, pardon me. That's okay. And I was like, my whole body just flushed like I'd seen a ghost. How many like?

How many? Seriously, how many? Six. Well, it's actually Falcon's bank account as well. Have you got a shared bank account? Yeah. That's so cute. He went on this date.

He went on this first date And he was using our bank card To go on this date That's the only reason I like exposed him Because I looked at our bank statement And we had this like

Paddington 110 bucks $800 Shout the whole bar 600 bucks 500 bucks I'm like Alright I'm gonna

F***ing out you here So that's why He was at home in bed And I'm just shouting the whole bar It's all mine. It's my card. The Inspired Unemployed are in studio with us right now, Jack and Phelps. We've got one more thing we want to do with you guys.

Can you hang around for just a second? Uh-oh. Okay, we'll hang around. The Inspired Unemployed are in studio with us. Their brand new beer, Better Beer, is here. We thought, Singers, you guys invented Better Beer this afternoon. We could invent something we could call, I don't know,

we're just workshopping it, Worst Beer. Don't say we, I'm not a part of this. Our producers are bringing in a selection of beers and ingredients to go with these at the moment. Oh dear God. So Claudia, could you please serve

everybody a beer? No. What's that? Is that... No. What is that? What is that? What we've got here

is a selection of extra ingredients to go with a regular beer to make it the worst beer. So what you're trying to make, you want to make the worst beer? Yeah, we're going to try

and make the worst beer. Okay. I reckon we're at a good start here. Jack, you're trying to make, you want to make the worst beer? Yeah, we're going to try and make the worst beer. Okay, I reckon we're at a good start here. Jack, would you like to draw the first thing out of the bowl and see what your ingredient is? This is for me? This is for you, yeah. Oh, tin spaghetti. You know, I reckon he got off good there. Who's the producer? That's good. I actually wanted that. Alright. Your turn? Yeah, come here. Oh no, What's this?

Please don't be sardines. Black olive juice. Oh, that won't go down nice. Yay. Brodie, who I feel is on a similar level of dustiness as you guys today. Because I was involved in the launch. Yeah. She was hard launching last night.

So she's really not looking forward to this either. Where has she got? Oh, no. Sardines? Chili oil. Chili oil. What are you going? How did I come out of this so well?

Oh, no. Lemon juice. Yeah. Are you kidding? We pulled that out of his pocket. I saw it. Bullshit. That was rigged.

Okay. Well, I'll get everybody their ingredients. Okay. Okay. How much do we have to put in? Yeah. How much are we putting in? How much are we doing here? Well, just tip it all in, I reckon. Okay, okay. How much do we have to put in? Yeah, how much are we putting in? How much are we doing here? Well, just tip it all in, I reckon.

No, not all of it. Look at that. No, no. Let's do like a nice little... Little, wait, like a little... I'm going to spew. So everybody, pour your ingredients in. We're experimenting here, by the way.

We're trying to invent something new. It could be good. I'm sure you didn't have better beer on the first try, did you? It actually could be good. Yeah, give it a little mix up. Okay. Rattled. Cheers. Cheers guys. Good seniors again. Good seniors again. Great to catch up.

3, 2, 1. Bon appetit. Oh god. Bon appetit. Down the hatch. Mine's not bad. It's pretty good. Yeah, mine's alright. Spaghetti beer's great. It's in good Yeah mine's alright Spaghetti beer's great Fax is dousing it To the bottom I'm joining him mate Oh god

Are you going to finish The spaghetti beer Oh my god Oh you guys are made Of different stuff Oh my god Oh my god Oh it's coming back up

Take the bucket Take the bucket Oh my god Oh yucky yummy Oh, it's coming back up. Take the bucket. Take the bucket. Oh, my God. Oh, yucky, yummy. Oh, my God. Yucky, yummy. That was great. Honestly, it's good to see you guys.

Well, Jack and Fox, good to see you guys too. Thanks for that. We'll see you next time when we'll come up with something else to drink. That's for my first meal of the day. You didn't even have a sip. Come on. Get into it. How's that?

Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Cheers to JB Hi-Fi. Cool products at awesome prices for their 15th birthday. That's right. They've got all the gifts in store.

And the winner of birthday banger today is going to walk away with a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher. Brilliant, that's exactly what you need to celebrate your birthday when it's not even your birthday. Exactly right. Daniel's here, hi Daniel. Hello. How are you? Is it your birthday today? No, I'm in December. Oh, okay, we weigh off.

Is it annoying because it's close to Christmas? Oh yeah, nine days before Christmas. Yeah, but people could get you a combined present. That's good. They go, oh, I'd still get you two different presents. I got you one big present. No, that's not fair. He's not interested.

Okay, Daniel, what's your date of birth? And Brodie will work out your birthday banger. 16th of December 1992. Okayanger. 16th of December 1992. Okay, so 16th of December 1992. That means that you were, how old did he have to be? 16 in 2008. 16 in 2008. And your birthday banger is...

Is that a bit of you, Daniel? Yeah, gotta love a bit of Katy Perry. Or Lady Gaga. Oh, yeah. That one. That's good, don't you? No, hey. Couldn't have been worse.

Christmas Baby, you could have had Michael Bublé as your birthday banger, you know? Yeah. Yeah, that's true. You never know around Christmas time. This is a good, strong song. All right, Daniel. Wait there for us. Thank you.

We'll go to Richard. G'day, Richard. Hey, how's it going? Good. How are you, man? How was your weekend? Not bad. Yeah, very good, very good.

Went away camping, so it was good fun. Delightful. Yes. Okay, we've got high hopes for your birthday banger. Give us your date of birth. Brodie's going to work out your birthday banger, the number one song on your 16th birthday. 28th of August, 1984.

All right, just doing some maths in my head. That means that 2000, the year 2000, you were 16, and the number one song on your birthday was... Remember this, Richard? How good, that's a winner, eh? Yeah, Bob Funk MCs Pretty strong, isn't it? I like it

The whole music video for this was a big product placement ad for mini-disc players Not discmans, but mini-disc players That's showing our age, isn't it? I mean, I was 86, so yeah, I remember the song. And the kid in the dreads on the train. That's the one.

You remember the music video, Richard? Yeah, yeah. I even had a mini disc player back in the day. Oh, now you're showing your age. Well, we're all the same age here, Richard. I'm 87, but... Excellent. Yeah.

Okay, wait there. We'll do one more for Amy. Kia ora, Amy. Kia ora. How was your weekend? It was awesome. Awesome? You didn't go rugby World Cup, did you?

I did, actually. Did you? Did you see Brodie down there? I probably did. I was a little bit lit. All right, okay. Brilliant, brilliant. Good stuff, Ames.

Give us your birthday. We'll do your birthday banger. It is the 8th All right, okay. Brilliant, brilliant. Good stuff, Ames. Give us your birthday. We'll do your birthday banger. It is the 8th of October, 1989. Oh, so that was on Saturday. It was. So that's why you were lit. Oh, huge. Oh, good from you.

Okay, well, I tell you what, in 2005 you were 16 and this was the number one song back then. Banger. Rihanna and Pondi replayed the first Rihanna song as well. You know why all of these are good? It's because it's all our age stuff. We're all around about the same age. This was when we were like sneaking into the club.

Do you like this, Amy? Love it. It's a good one. Okay, wait there. Tough decision. Lady Gaga, Bomb Funk MCs or Rihanna? What's going to win Birthday Banger today? What do you think, bros?

You want me to pick mine? You pick yours. I'm going with Rihanna. Oh, I'm going with Bomb Funk MCs. Split vote. We throw it to producer Claude. No, you want to give it to Ella today? I think she'll make a better choice than me.

Okay, Ella, what's the winner of Birthday Banger out of those three songs? Paper Face. The one that none of us chose. Yeah, it's better. I mean, do you know what, though? This was a really good game today. They're great songs. Hey, Daniel, congratulations.

You're the winner of Birthday Banger and that $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher. Oh, nice. Thank you. Get it in you. Well done, man. There you go. Katy Perry's Bugger Face. Katy Perry.

I love that. Brinkley with Brodie Kane. ZM. ZM. like they do in Texas, please. Fold them, let them hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me. I love it. Love game, intuition, play the cards with spades to start. And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his... Brian Clint, that's Lady Gaga, the winner of Birthday Banger from 2008, that song.

I don't mean to make anybody feel old or crusty or anything, but that song's 14 years old, that Poker Face song. 14 years old. It's still one of her best, in my opinion. Yeah, I would have voted for this, and I did. Love Lady Gaga But this This is definitely a top five Bomb funk MC song It's the only song

It's one of their best Yeah but Riri as well This Riri takes me right back to the club It was a good round I'm very very excited It's a very big. Yeah. I'm very, very excited. It's a very big week for me and my whānau. Yes.

My dad on Wednesday turns 80. How on earth do you have an 80-year-old dad? Yeah, I do. I know. And he does, he must,

actually he might be listening today. Really? He loves, you know, like he loves listening to me. He's always been a staunch fierce supporter of mine so like when i used to work on breakfast he used to watch breakfast for

three hours well you get up at 6 a.m and watch you really didn't miss a cross didn't miss a cross what a trooper his um whenever i'm in the paper or a magazine he keeps them yeah yeah so what are you doing for muz your dad's 80th birthday? So we're having a party on Saturday night. Yeah. Down in Christchurch. And what's really cute is because he's not, let's put it kindly, not a super technical person,

like a lot of people of that age bracket. Generation. Yeah. So I said to him, because he's got the most beautiful knowledge of music, incredible knowledge, particularly the 50s and 60s. So I said to him... So the music for his party will be important to him, because he's got the most beautiful knowledge of music, incredible knowledge, particularly the 50s and 60s. Yeah. So I said to him. So the music for his party will be important to him.

Very important. Right. So I got him to write a list of songs, right? And so he actually wrote a list of, I feel like it's about 125 songs. Wow. And he said, what are you going to do with that? I said, I'm going to make a playlist. I'm going to burn a massive CD.

I'm going to download it all on LimeWire. He wouldn't know what LimeWire was either. I was like, I'm going to put it in Spotify. He said, Spotify? Where does that go? I was like, it will be on my phone. It'll be on your phone. The songs will, yeah.

All the real songs. Yes, the real songs. As a guy who would have had to have 125 records to have that 125 songs, it would be mind-blowing to think that it can all just be on your phone. It's all here. He would have, Muzz would have, I want to say, at least 5,000 records. Wow. He's got an amazing collection.

Yeah. So, yes, he's got his records. He's got quite a few CDs as well. He just loves it. So, Muzz's 80th is the playlist, which is on my Spotify. Yeah. Which is at Brodie, well, not at, but Brodie Jean Cain. This is a vibe.

You're into this playlist. I mean, I love old music as well. Yeah. But this is so good. So, I'll see if you, I need to check whether you Have heard any Well all of these songs Okay should we listen So this is some of the 125 songs

Yeah that'll be at the party Okay Oh banger The Beatles Yeah Yeah this is a great choice So you know You're with this one

That's a good one Yes Muz Muz is on to it, eh? Fleetwood Mac, huge crowd pleaser This is later in the night This is dancing time Yeah, good choice He wasn't keen on Fat Bottom Girls

That's in there too Multiple artist songs Okay, yeah, this is good These are the songs on Brodie's dad's 80th birthday playlist This one Oh Here we go Wait for it

Saturday night at the movie Well Saturday night at 8 o'clock I know where I'm gonna go I'm gonna pick my baby up And take her to the picture show Is this Sam Cooke? Is it Sam Cooke? Is it? The Drifters. Oh, right.

Tune, great song. There's solid gold oldies on ZM. There's two more. Absolute banger. Are you with it? Wait for it. You'll know when it drops. Oh, banger Are you with it? Wait for it You'll know it when it drops Oh banger This party's gonna go

Oh Isn't it? Right so if you want this playlist Where can you find it? So my Spotify name is Brodie Jean Cain Yes And it's called Muzz's 80th. Do I have to get through like 45 running playlists first to find this one?

Oh, there's a real good running playlist. The running playlist is called The Run Finisher. So, yeah, there's some good ones on there actually. DJ Brodie Kane playing live in Christchurch at the hottest 80th birthday party in town this weekend. It's going to be so good. Brian Clint, we're back after this. ZM.

Brian Clint. This is a weird headline, but BTS, the band BTS, may be forced to join the military very shortly. Does BTS stand for anything? Oh god, now I'm showing my age, eh? Behind the scenes Is that for their band? Good question Claude's a BTS fan

Is that what it stands for, producer Claude? Nah, mate What does it stand for? I can't remember exactly But it's like Bangtan Boys Like Bangtan something Oh, yes Yeah, yeah, yeah

Obviously I knew that Yeah, obviously I'm just showing our age here, eh? So in South Korea Boys like Bangtan something? Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Obviously I knew that. Yeah, obviously. I'm just showing our age here, eh? So in South Korea, where BTS are from, a K-pop group from South Korea, military conscription is compulsory. You have to do a stint in the military.

Oh, okay. These boys have been in the BTS machine for years, right, Claude? They go into training before they even hit the big time. They've been in the BTS machine for years, right, Claude? They go into training before they even hit the big time. They've been in the BTS program. The bands in late South Korea, the whole thing is huge. It's like a military operation. What is? The boy band training that they go through. Oh, boy band training.

Yeah. Okay, I was confusing. The getting into the band, the singing, the dancing. The haircuts. Yep. The looks at the camera. They have it down to a T. Oh, okay.

There is no more professional boy band than these K-pop bands. Yep. But you have to do your stint in the military. So now they're going, well, the oldest one, Jin is the oldest member of BTS. I'm eating chips. Can you leave me alone? Yeah. We don't know the answers to anything about BTS.

It is Jin. Jin's about to turn 30. Okay. And he hasn't done, none of them have done their military conscription yet. So on one hand, they're going, don't force them into the military. They're out there making bangers. And on the other hand, the military is going, what a great ad for the military. We can get BTS in.

How good would that be for morale? Well, it would be very good. But they could also say that they've done boy band training. Yeah, but they haven't served in the military for their country. You have. I have served in my country. Which I find interesting, Brodie Kane. Yes.

You did a stint in the military. Yes, I joined the army when I was 17 years old. It was at the end of high school and before I started uni. And I went up to Waioru, well down from where I am now, and did two and a half months basic training. Yeah. And then I was going to be an officer, but then I changed and I became a private.

So I was a grunt. Yeah. And, yeah, it was great. Four years in the territory. Was it great? Yes. It was hard. Yeah.

Like, everything, like, I'll tell you this story because I think, yeah, I think I'll get away with being able to say this. So one of the memories I have in Haldia is the sergeant major that we had is your textbook, like army looking, tall, moustache, like everything you can imagine from the movies. And we were standing there and we were trying to learn to march. And he said, stand tall like a lamppost. A dog should be proud to piss on you.

And I've remembered that. And then I'm about to name drop last year when I met and interviewed Willie Apiata PC. Yes. VC. VC, yeah. Crikey. Victoria Cross, yeah.

PC. He was like, I think I had the same Sergeant Major. He'd had the same thing said to him on the first day that he got off the bus at his basic training. So do you recommend it for people who are looking for something to do after school? Do you reckon joining the New Zealand military, the army, is a good thing to do? The great thing is you can join the territorials and stuff and still do your career and things like that. So you can have the best of both worlds.

How do you reckon BTS will go in the military? It's pretty hard. It'll be a real shock to the system. Like, huge shock to the system. It's being told, you're being told what to do. There's no answering back. What a weird time of life, right? Weird time to have to join the military, too.

I hope they don't have to go to war. Well, their neighbours have been misbehaving lately. The North are firing missiles off. Maybe we need BTS in there. Yeah. They can sing to Kim Jong-un. Brodie Cain's had a big few days. She was at the Rugby World Cup broadcasting at the opening ceremony.

You were partying with the uninspired unemployed last night. Inspired. Inspired. Not uninspired. The inspired employed. Yeah. Yeah, we were at the Lawn Bowls place. And Steph Clare Smith was there.

Yeah. So you have to seize the day. You had to. You had to carpe that DM. Yeah. And she carpe'd. I did. I always will.

You're going to come to the show tomorrow as well, yeah? Yeah, I'll be back. Okay. We'll see you guys then. Have a great night, everybody. Bye. Bye. Bye. tomorrow as well yeah I'll be back okay we'll see you guys then have a great night everybody bye bye bye bye

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