ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 10th October 2023

Episode Date: October 10, 2023

NZ's fave veggies. No more naked people at the gym please! Dog names of New Zealand. Test your friend to see if they really know you. Where'd you get caught naked? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Afternoon everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show. G'day guys, you got a frog in your throat. Yeah, I did, yeah. Is it gone? I think so, yeah. Okay. I got him.

I swallowed him. How awkward is it when that happens to you and then people look at you and then you look at them and you both know what's happened but then you just don't mention it? It's like, it reminds me of being at high school when you're going through puberty and your voice starts changing and you get a crowd. That takes me back.

I remember when my balls dropped. Do you? It was a rough time. Big set of balls too. Hefty set. Big heavy set of balls. Hey, on the show today, we're going to play Add to Trolley. Thanks to Countdown's low price.

If you collect the third item at four o'clock today and call us with all three at five o'clock, you can have them. Some great things given away yesterday, including a Dyson vacuum. Some really cool things being added to our trolley. I saw Cam Mansell giving away the items. I know. Did you see that? Yeah. Yeah. He revealed what they were. Yeah, if you want to see

that video, I believe it's on ZM Online. Cheeky little hoa. Well, maybe even on, I don't know, somewhere on Instagram I did see it. We'll give you the last one at four o'clock. But we're going to kick it off with Tradie vs Lady. That's all our first order of businesses today. So have we got tradies and ladies that want to play along with us for 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC?

Of course we do. The number to call is 0800 DIAL ZM. You can call us right now. Bree and Clint. It's Tradies versus Ladies. Three, two, one, let's go. The Tradies versus the Ladies every afternoon. They go head to head here on our show.

And we're keeping score. The Tradies on 84. The Ladies on 92. Let's go to our lady first in the Garden City. She's 20 years old and she has four cats. Welcome to the show, Kirsten. Hi, Kirsten. Hello.

Why four? That's a lot of cats for a 20-year-old. It's because me and my sister moved out of home, so we had our childhood cat and then we got two new cats as well. Yeah. So, yeah. Now we moved back home and we got all the cats. Yeah, Bree, it's cat math, okay?

They had two cats and then they got two more. Kirsten, why were you replacing your childhood cats before your childhood cats passed away? We were not allowed to take them with us. Oh. Had to go. Oh, wait, so you don't have four cats at your property? No, so I lived at home and then I went sledding,

got the cats, and I lived back at home with all the cats. Oh, you've moved back into the family home with all the cats. Oh, you're poor parents. You're taking on our tradie today, who is also 20 from Christchurch. Ooh, you guys could fall in love with each other. They can run 100 metres in under 11 seconds. Welcome to the show, Will. Hello, Will.

How's it going? Prove it. That is bloody quick, Will. Under 11 seconds. Like, what are we talking? How fast? About 10.92 seconds. 10.92 seconds.

I feel like that is definitely Olympic level. I was going to take you at your word. Will, are you looking for a lady with four cats in your life? Because we know one. Oh, not really, but... She lives at home, is also from Christchurch. And her name is Kirsten. Anyway, you think about that.

We'll see how this game plays out. Well, your buzzer is tradie. Kirsten, yours is lady. First of three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Which 2000s pop icon had a hit with the song Hips That Didn't Lie?

Lady. Yes, Kirsten. Shakira. It was Shakira, Shakira. I read that question wrong, but it still worked. Question number two. One to the ladies. Name the four different swimming strokes you would see at a competitive

swimming event. Trading. Yes, Will. Freestyle. Yes. Trading. Freestyle. Breaststroke. Butterfly. Backstroke. He's got all four. Nice work.

You're on the board. We are one apiece. We made you work for that one. Question number three. What is the name of the body of water separating the North and South Islands of New Zealand? Yes, Kirsten. Cook Strait. It is indeed the Cook Strait.

Nice work, Kirsten. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one here, Will. Question number four. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Kirsten for the win. Cardi B. She's got it.. Death lady. Kirsten for the win. Cardi B. She's got it.

Cardi B. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. That'll get you a bit of cat food to feed all those cats, Kirsten. So well. Congratulations. You're the Tradiverse Lady Champion today. We'll get that to you very soon.

Thanks to KFC. Thank you. Nice work. She did very well. Thanks to KFC. Thank you. Nice work. She did very well. We're about to conduct a bit of a dog experiment here on the show. It was after I

came across this particular study from a pet insurance company where they released what they believe are the most popular dog names currently for the past 12 months. They'd know.

According to their notes. Yep. But I thought we could put it to the test. So I've got the top 10 dog names, the most popular dog names that they believe in the last 12 months. And so we've lined up six contestants. Six dog owners. Who hopefully all their dogs have a name. And we'll see if any of these people have these names that are on the list. Surely one of our six people has at least one of the top 10

dog names. Or else we've debunked it, I think. Yeah. Should we go through the names first? Put them out there first so we know what we're looking for. Okay, so these are the names that were the most popular dog names in the last 12 months, according to this pet insurance company. Daisy, Milo, Bella, Coco, Teddy, Charlie, Frankie, Archie, Ruby, and the number one. So if we get this, this is like the golden ticket. The number one most popular dog name in the last 12 months.

Mr. Woofs. Luna. Oh, Luna. Amazing how much crossover they have with kids' names these days. Like, I feel like I know a lot of one- and two-year-olds who have those names. Come here, Teddy. Come on, Coco. Let's go, Ruby.

Yeah. Yeah, for sure. A lot of crossover. Okay, let's go to our dog owners. All right. And let's see if any of them have one of those names that are on there. I've got the list on hand. Let's talk to Hazel first.

Hello, Hazel. Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. What type of dog do you have? I have a long-haired Dachshund. Oh, cute. A sausage dog. Sausage dog.

You've got a hairy sausage. Yeah, a hairy sausage, yep. Hazel, what is your dog's name? My dog's name is Waffles. Waffles. Oh, that's such a good dog's name. Not what we're looking for. Not on the list. Thanks, Hazel. Let's talk to Cherie. Hello, Cherie. Hi, Cherie. Hello, how are you? Good, thanks. How many dogs do you have? Just one dog. One dog. What type? It's a Bullmastiff. A Bullmastiff.

I could see a Bullmastiff being named Luna. Or Coco. Or Coco. Yeah. Or Teddy. Yeah. Or Mr. Snuffles. Cherie, what is your Bullmastiff's dog's name?

Tama. Tama. Not what we're looking for. I like that name, though. It's good. Great name for a dog. Okay. Thanks. Let's go to Lorraine. Hello Lorraine. Hi Lorraine. Hiya. How many dogs Lorraine? I've got one dog now. What flavour? She's a toy poodle. Toy poodle? Okay toy poodle. These are toy poodle names. Gotta be. These are toy poodle names. Lorraine give us what we want.

What is your Toy Poodle's name? My baby girl's name is Cotton. Cotton the Toy Poodle. That makes sense. Not one of the top ten dog names. Thanks, Lorraine. So far, we haven't got one. Can you recap them for us really quick?

Yes. Daisy, Milo, Bella, Coco, Teddy, Charlie, Frankie, Archie, Ruby and Luna. Surely there's a Luna in here. Let's go to Vazi. Hi, Vazi. Hi, Vazi. Hello. Hi. How many dogs, Vazi? Just one. Just one. What type? A mini poodle. Mini poodle as well. Mini poodle. Okay. It's got to be Coco, surely. What's your mini poodle's name? Nero. N name? Nero. Nero?

Nero? Yeah. No. Such good names. These are all such good original names. Is there a Greek god, Nero? No, because he's black. Oh.

And that's black in Italian. Oh, is it really? Oh, okay. Nero's pizza from Home Alone. I was like, who's the famous black guy called Nero? My bad. I think you're thinking of Neo. Let's go to Sarah.

Hello, Sarah. Hello, how are you going? Good, thanks, Sarah. We're trying to crack this thing. Tell us about your dog, Sarah. What type of dog is it? Well, I've got two, but I've got a little Ken Terrier, Australian Terrier, Max.

Cute. And I've got another one that is Australian Terrier as well. Yeah. She was a, we got given her or gifted her from someone, so. Okay, what names we got? Double the chance. Yeah. What are their names?

So we've got Meg and Ava. We call Ava Gooba. Gooba. Meg, like Megan. Yeah. Meg the dog. Meg. Emeji.

Emeji. Or like Meg the shark because the teeth were really long. Meglodon. Sarah, I can't tell you how much I love a human name for an animal. Megan, time for dinner. Come on, Damien. Okay, thank you, Sarah. No, just Meg.

Great dog. Oh, just Meg. Okay, sorry. Not Megan. Sorry. I have a couple of angel doggies that are Bella and Ruby, so probably before it's time. Yeah, we can't insure those, but that's good to know.

That's good to know. We're kind of on the money. Last one. Alyssa. Hey guys. How many dogs do you have? I've got two. One is a bulldog and one is a Steffi Croft.

Alyssa. I'll go through the names one more time. Daisy, Milo, Bella, Coco, Teddy, Charlie, Frankie, Archie, Ruby and Luna. Alyssa, what are your dog's names? Rain and Luna. Oh, someone! Luna, the bull mess.

Steffy Cross. Steffy Cross, yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. Absolutely a Luna. But she's 13. She's 13? Jeez, we just got in there in time. Don't say that.

Well, we've already had two dead dogs on this feature already. Staffies live till they're 25. Don't listen to him, Melissa. Nah, she's good. She's gone good. Sorry, I shouldn't have said that. However, if you would like to get pet insurance, Brina is a great company that can help you out with that

for your 13-year-old dog. You're fine, Alyssa. Oh, thanks for calling, Alyssa. There you go. We got one lunar. Most popular dog name. Mission accomplished. Brina and Clint.

I know there's a political election on right now, but did you know that the... That's not the most important election. No, no. Did you know the results are in for the first ever veg election? How are we not talking about this? We are talking about it. This is the most important

vote for New Zealanders this year. The veg election. The veg election. Or the veg election. 4,500 people voted. New Zealanders. Wow. In their favourite vegetable and their least favourite vegetable as well.

Okay. Imagine if you could do that in the general election, put down who you want to be Prime Minister and put down who you least want to be Prime Minister. I would love that. Yeah. You know? You get one up vote and one down vote.

Oh, but that's kind of harsh. Okay, you get two up votes and one down vote. Okay. You know? Yeah. But still, someone has to be the most disliked politician. Yeah, someone has the potential to go into the negatives. I don't want to be delivering that news.

But you know who you'd vote for. Yep, I do. Back to the vegetables. Let's focus on the vegetables, shall we? Yes. The results are a bit controversial. There's a clear majority for the winner. Like, it's not a coalition of vegetables in this situation. The results are a bit controversial. There's a clear majority for the winner.

Like it's not a coalition of vegetables in this situation. Yep. We know who the favourite vegetable is. And New Zealand's favourite vegetable and the winner of the veggie election for 2023, tomato. Oh, nah. Uproar. First of all, it's a fruit. It's a fruit.

Uproar. It's a fruit. That's the best vegetable, my ass. it's a fruit. It's a fruit. Uproar. It's a fruit. That's the best vegetable, my ass. It's a fruit. Even more controversial, the potato didn't make the top ten. It's not even in the top ten. What? Yeah.

The potato didn't make the top ten? Yeah, I don't get it. I don't understand. Who are these people? Who are these monsters voting in this veg election? Would you like to hear the top 10? No, I don't even know if I do. Oh, I'm ropeable.

A potato is clearly the most superior vegetable. Maybe it's number 11. We don't know. But I'll give them to you. So these are all the vegetables that beat potato in the veg election. I'm ropeable. Claudia, can you just double check for us that beat potato in the veggie election. I'm ropeable.

Claudia, can you just double check for us that a potato is a vegetable? Of course it's a vegetable. It's a vegetable. No, it's a root vegetable. Yeah. A root vegetable. I'll double check it. Just double check it.

Yeah. But I mean, tomato's not a vegetable and it won. Yeah. So it shouldn't be the criteria. Here's the top 10. According to New Zealanders, all of these are better than potatoes. This is going to make me angry. Tomato.

Broccoli. Kumara. Carrot. According to New Zealanders, all of these are better than potatoes. This is going to make me angry. Tomato, broccoli, kumara, carrot, peas. Peas? Peas? Spinach, asparagus, beetroot, cabbage and silverbeet. Cabbage and silverbeet are better than potatoes. I don't mind a bit of cabbage. More than potatoes? Not more than potatoes. I don't like any are better than potatoes. I don't mind a bit of cabbage. More than potatoes? Not more than potatoes.

I don't like any vegetable more than potatoes. How good are those cabbage chips? You think about potatoes. Matt, you've got mashed potato. You've got roast potato. You've got hash browns. You've got potato gems. You've got...

Scallop potatoes. You've got scallop potatoes. You've got chips. You've got hot chips. You've got crisp. It's everything. Yeah, well, you should have been campaigning in the veg election. Oh, I'm going to next year.

What do you reckon the most hated vegetable is in New Zealand? One guess. I feel like the Brussels sprout always gets a raw deal. Yeah, Brussels sprouts are good. Brussels sprouts are elite. Yeah, it's not a Brussels sprout. Okay, not a... It's kale. Oh, yeah, fair enough Brussels sprout. Okay, not a... It's kale.

Oh, yeah, fair enough. Yeah. Kale, broad beans, swedes, Brussels sprouts are on the list. No. Celery. What's wrong with celery? Yeah. Someone on the text machine said, where is corn?

I agree, corn. It's too seasonal. Oh, what? It's too hard to get. Special treat. Corn? It's such a small window where you get to enjoy corn. It's too seasonal. Oh, what? It's too hard to get. Special treat. Such a small window where you get to enjoy corn. Whereas potatoes Which is a vegetable by the way. Don't get mash them, stick them in a stew.

Don't get me started again on the potatoes. What about a potato top pie? Where would the pie be without the potato? It'd be just like mince with nothing. Or they could put pastry on it. No. Yeah, yeah, good point. They asked Christopher Luxon, leader of the National Party. Oh, what did Chris Luxon have to say? Which veggie he voted for in the veggie election.

He said the best vegetable. Is a squash. Potato. Did he? Yeah, yeah. And do not say it's because he looks like one, okay? That is mean. Do not say that he chose potato because he resembles...

I think he looks more like an egg, I reckon. Yeah, well, that's not a vegetable. Like Humpty Dumpty. That's not a vegetable. Yeah. Yeah. He said cabbage was the worst as well. Did he?

Yeah, there you go. That's the results in the veggie election. Oh, God. God, if only... Will John Campbell and Jack Tame be covering that on Saturday night? If only we were this passionate about the other election. We were talking before about the Vigi election. I don't want to talk about this anymore because it makes me too angry.

The country's favourite vegetable. How dare they turn their backs on the potato? Who is voting in this veggie election? Did they even have the potato as an option? Was it a candidate? Glad to see you're over it. Definitely not. Glad to see you're coping with it well.

I'm really passionate about it. I hope your party doesn't lose the real election on the weekend. You'll be insufferable. Mate, I don't have a party. I still don't know who I'm voting for. This will cheer you up. There's been a world record set for heaviest pumpkin. Have you seen this?

Oh, God. Here we go. Pumpkin wasn't in the top ten vegetables either. Pumpkin? Eh. Yeah. Too much effort, eh? It's just... So hard to get into. It's so hard to cut. Like, the amount of times I've nearly cut off a finger trying to cut up a pumpkin.

That's why I'm surprised that jack-o'-lanterns are a thing because they're so hard to cut into. They're nearly impossible to get into. I mean, how did people back in the, you know, back in the early, early years of human existence, how did they ever get into a pumpkin? Have you ever thought about that? They probably smashed it on a rock.

Yeah, probably. I mean, we should just go back to that, I reckon. Have you ever thought about that? They probably smashed it on a rock. Yeah, probably. I mean, we should just go back to that, I reckon. You wouldn't be able to smash this pumpkin on a rock. A guy called Travis from Anoka in Minnesota has broken the world record with his pumpkin. His pumpkin. How big does Travis say his pumpkin is? Well, he doesn't say.

They've weighed it. Have they measured it? It's the Guinness World Records. Oh, Travis bloody measuring his pumpkins again. Yeah, he's taking it to a pumpkin competition. 1,247 kilos. It's heavier than a lot of cars. How long does it take to grow that thing? He said this year he decided to give it a bit of extra care.

He watered his pumpkin up to 12 times a day and gave it fertilizer a bit more extra care. He watered his pumpkin up to 12 times a day and gave it fertilizer a bit more than usual. I reckon you had a horse that was directly pooing onto this pumpkin nonstop to get it to that size. That pumpkin would taste so bad. So bad. It'd be so horrible. So bad, yeah.

Do you reckon they eat it? I hope they do. I hope they do something with it. Either that or blow it up. Put some dynamite inside it. Boom. That was one of the most... What? I don't know.

What? I think that might have been the manliest thing I've ever heard you say. You wouldn't like to see this pumpkin blown up. Are you telling me... Your brain goes to, how much dynamite do you think we need to shove up the jacksie of that pumpkin to blow it to smithereens? Well, you could use bogan dynamite.

You could just drill a hole into it and fill it full of diesel. Listen, you're still thinking about it. Yeah. This guy's clearly got a field. There'll be a place that you could do it. Anyway, it reminded me of how we're trying to grow veggies this year at our house. We're like, nah, it's time to become self-sustainable. Honest to God, I reckon I've spent probably three years worth of vegetable money

on just starting to grow vegetables. Buying dirt and fertiliser and seeds and seedlings and spades. No, I don't buy seeds too hard. I had this thought the other day. So I planted broccolinis about, I reckon, four months ago. Yeah. Four months ago. Yeah. I've only recently, there's one broccolini that's ready.

One. I planted six and then I went out there and I was like, one is ready. I was like, that was worth four months of hard work. For one stick of broccolini. One stick of broccolini. That's not even enough for one person. I know. Yeah, right.

Doesn't make sense. We planted asparagus and- We planted asparagus too, it didn't work. It started shooting. No, no, it is working. Oh, ours didn't work. No, because it shoots up those frond things, eh? Yes.

The asparagus. Oh, ours didn't work. No, because it shoots up those frond things, eh? Yes. The asparagus. Yeah, two years. So it's got to grow the fronds for two years so it can charge up the root crown underneath the ground. Mate. And then on the third year of planting your asparagus, you get asparagus. But if there is a zombie apocalypse,

we will be eating well for at least one day a year. Exactly right. My pee is going to smell so bad in three years' time. It's going to be asparagus up the... It is worth it. Up the behind. No, wait, what? I'm going to be asparagused up.

I'm not sticking it in my behind. I'm just staying out of this. I'm letting you drown by yourself. Oh, there's our boss. Great. Okay, Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint. We are in our fitspo era, you and I, aren't we?

Yeah. We're getting back on that horse. We're getting shredded for summer. To be honest, I actually- I had a protein bar today. I actually couldn't get on a horse at the moment because I'm so sore and I don't think my legs could support me to get up onto the horse. I went to the gym before the show and I remembered why I don't enjoy

getting changed at the gym after the gym. Is it because everyone's a bit bigger than me in the pants department? Yeah. No. Do you worry about that? Do you worry about people looking at your thing? No, because I don't get my thing out. Oh, don't you?

This is the core of my gripe. Why don't you? There's no need to. There's no need to. I don't know you. out. Oh, don't you? This is the core of my gripe. Why don't you? There's no need to. There's no need to. I don't know you. I'm not in a relationship with you. Why should I have to see you dicking pubes just because we go to the same gym? Are you a person at the gym, everyone else is like, you know, I'm just going to get changed.

Are you the person shuffling your undies on as you hold your towel? Yes, I am. But not from embarrassment. What for then? For modesty. But there's no women in the men's change room. I don't care. You've all got the same thing.

The gym that I go to. Well, you know, some are bigger. Some have got more, some have got less. The gym that I go to is currently renovating a big part of the gym. So everybody's been pushed into this smaller changing room on the other side of the building. I went's been pushed into this smaller changing room on the other side of the building. I went in there after my workout to have a shower and no shit.

There were six guys in like a three by three meter area, just walking around, dick forward, ginger pubes all over the place, varying sizes and shapes and things like that. And I was just like, what is going on in here? I think it's lovely that-

What is happening in this room? The men at your gym are comfortable enough in themselves that they can just get their wieners out. Yeah. Oh, how good's the word wiener? How good's the word wiener? Get their Franken-wieners out and just be comfortable around each other. Yeah.

Do you think? And I mean, I haven't seen yours So I don't I don't know Yeah But if you had Like a real Like impressive If you had something To be proud of

If you had a real Impressive Like something To be proud of Do you think You would Be one of those guys Walking around

100% Yeah If I had the rig To go with it 100% But these guys Didn't So

But isn't that Where do you get off Showing off your... But isn't that even better? You know what I've thought? Forget what I just said before. I just don't understand what's the need? What's the need?

Everyone's got towels. Just hide your manhood. Before I got laser hair removal, I feel like I would have been a lot more inclined to get out my vaheen. But now that I've had laser hair removal. When you had nature's merkin. Yeah, like nature's disguise.

Like it gives that protection and that kind of illusion. And now that I've had full laser, I can't go back. It's gone forever. Do you feel more naked? I feel more naked. Do you feel more naked with your laser hair removal? That's an interesting one. I think I do because there's no cover.

Well, unless yours is very small, men's downstairs hair doesn't actually cover anything. Oh, right. Unless it's very, very small and it's just like... Unless you've been growing it for a long time.

Like a little shrew hiding in the bush. Like a little mole peeking out. Hello. Hello. I'm small because I did such a hard workout. Anyway, that was a horrifically graphic conversation.

It was. Now back to your regular scheduled programming. Is it Sharon? I said it. Bree and Clint. Welcome to the Babysitter's Club. We're trying to figure out how much can you make as a babysitter? Yeah, what is the going rate for babysitting these days?

Bree just told a story before about how someone is looking for a babysitter with a master's degree. They have to have a master's degree, no social media. No piercings, no alcohol, no vaping. They want to pay them $200 a week. Someone texted and they said, surely someone with a master's degree in fine arts is a babysitter. Ooh, shade. Ooh, that is shady. Throw back to last week when we did how useless was your degree.itter. Ooh, shade. Ooh, that is shady. Throwback to last week when we did

How Useless Was Your Degree? Yeah. Ooh, shade. Ooh, shade. So we're trying to figure it out. How much can you make? You know, this could be the ultimate side hustle. Yeah, I've got some great babysitting tips.

Do you? Yeah. I feel like I was a fantastic babysitter. Yeah. I just used to save up all my silver coins. Yeah. This is what I'd do. I'd save up all my silver coins. Yeah. This is what I'd do. I'd save up all my silver coins and all my change.

And then, like, when I'd have to go and babysit some kids, I'd take them out to the backyard and I'd throw the coins all through the backyard, all through the grass, and then I'd say, right, there's a lot of money out there. Go find it. We'd keep them busy for hours.

R.I.P. Dad's eyes when it came time to mow the lawns. Yeah, I mean, I didn't that's not my problem. You're not there to babysit dad. I told him to look really good. Like, look hard and long. This person wants to be anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello. Are you a babysitter?

I am. Oh, okay. What's the going rate? How much money are you making as a babysitter? 30 per hour. 30 bucks an hour. Pretty good rate, okay. What's the going rate? How much money are you making as a babysitter? 30 per hour. 30 bucks an hour. Pretty good rate, Anonymous. Does it change with how many kids you have to look after and the ages of those kids? No, I just keep it the same.

I probably wouldn't babysit more than three. Because then they can overrun you, eh? Yeah, exactly. Anonymous is like, that's my limit. Okay, $30 an hour is pretty good. This person wants to be anonymous too. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. You a babysitter? I am, yes. What are you charging, Anonymous? For this family, it's $25 an hour. And are you declaring that? Are you paying tax on that $25 an hour? No, it's cash.

Cash money. Is it your main job or is it like a side hustle? I guess you could call it a side hustle. How old are you? I'm 32. Oh, yeah, okay. So you do it on top of your other job? Yes.

Okay. Anonymous, have you ever babysat someone's children and then you just really don't like them and so you just never go back to babysit those particular children again? No, it's a discussion with the parent and then maybe a pay raise if they're really desperate to keep me around. Really? You use it as like a bargaining tool? It depends how difficult the child is.

Because they know. I love that. The parent knows that the kid's difficult. Like it's not going to come as a surprise to them. Exactly. Anonymous, I love that. Good on you. Okay, thanks An not going to come as a surprise to them. Exactly. Anonymous, I love that. Good on you. Okay, thanks, Anonymous.

Let's get into the money now. One more Anonymous babysitter. Hello. Hi, Anonymous. How's it going? Good, thanks. You babysit your cousins, Anonymous. Yeah, so I make 50 bucks each night I babysit them.

Okay. How many? There's just three of them. And how many hours are we talking for that 50 bucks? Usually it's just one to three hours. Oh yeah? That's not bad. And do you get free range of the fridge and have a

couple of beers and watch TV? Is that about the gist of it? Oh, of course. I usually just send them to bed early and have some me time. And Anonymous, I heard from the producers that you also have a bit of a bonus game. Yeah, so whenever they don't behave or they're being naughty, I just get into their room and tell my auntie

and she throws in an extra $30. Oh, how good. Far. You've got it cracked. That's a good deal, Anonymous. It's been about two years and every time I babysit them, they're always naughty. Yeah, every time.

They never learn, do they, Anonymous? Nah. They never learn. Anonymous has actually got three investment properties driving a brand new BMW all from this babysitting Ponzi scheme. Okay, thank you, Anonymous. We appreciate it. Someone said on the $200 thing that they were offering that highly qualified non-existent nanny,

they said, I pay someone $200 to look after my dogs for six hours. That is some spoiled dogs. That is $200 for what? Six hours? For six hours. Jeez. God, I'll babysit your dogs for six hours for 200 bucks. That's a great deal.

And I get to hang out with two dogs. Brie will do it for free. We'll do it for free. Brie and Clint. Bit of an experiment. Clint, would you say you know me pretty well? Yeah, pretty well. We've known each other for a while.

Ella and I worked out today that you and I have done over 1,200 radio shows together. What? Yeah. Oh, my God. Don't tell me that. Yeah. Jeez. It's a lot.

So we should know each other. We should know each other. We should know each other pretty well. Because I came across this interesting question. Yeah. Right? And it says this. If you want to know how well your partner, best friend or friend knows you,

then you should ask them this question. Oh, God, I feel really nervous. It's an interesting one. Yeah. Are you ready? Yep. So the question is, and if you're listening, you can do this with your partner, best friend or a friend.

Wait, do you think I'm going to be able to answer this? I don't know. Yeah. Because I'm going to have to do it as well. I'm not going to just make you do it. Okay, all right. So the question is, if someone told you that they saw me arguing with a stranger on the street, what would you immediately assume

that I was arguing with them about? Oh, easy. Easy. Easy. Why wasn't Potato the winner of the veggie election 2023? I mean, lock it in. 100%. I'd argue with someone on the street about that.

I think there's a high chance you'd be arguing about rugby league, particularly state of origin. That's another good one. Yeah. Yeah. I'd definitely get into an argument about that. Yeah, I think you would. And I think on the flip side, you would be arguing about rugby union.

Yeah, correct. And in particular in this moment in time, why the All Blacks are going to destroy the Irish this weekend. Or why you're not just backing them, why you don't, why you're not just backing them. Why you don't just blindly support them. Like I'm sick of talking to people, I'm sick of talking to people who are like, oh they've got our number. Shut up. Shut up.

If you don't support them now, you don't get to share in the spoils of victory when we do go through to the final and win our fourth rugby world cup. Ah, got me started. Yeah, okay. Or you want something else you would be arguing with someone on the street about? Yeah. Why men past the age of 30 can't drastically change their hair colour

or hairstyle unless they're having a breakdown. Yeah. Yeah. I could see you arguing about that. Yeah, it's one of my central pillars. Yeah. Yeah. It is a caveat to that. Yeah, it's one of my central pillars. Yeah, yeah. So I feel like... There's a caveat to that.

Yeah, what's the caveat? I've changed my opinion slightly. Okay. If you've always been a guy who drastically changes their hairstyle and colour... So they're the exception. If you've done it through your 20s into your 30s... It's just something you've always done.

Yeah, it's less of a cry for help. If you are now a 35-year-old dad and you've gone, I think I'm going to get blonde curls. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it. I'm not saying you shouldn't do it. I'm just saying. I think that's a good caveat to put on it. It's a cry for help.

Because if someone has always been that person. That's them. Then it's not a cry for help. It's just them. I think it's more of a cry for help if they stop changing their hairstyle. Yeah. And just go with the classic short back and sides. Yeah.

Yeah. That you're going to have for the next 50 years. And doesn't it look good on me? Bree and Clint, back next. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go, your birthday bangers for a Tuesday.

Number one songs on your 16th birthdays. We do them right here in the studio for you, and we'll play one out in full. Fresh, made on the spot. On the spot, fresh off the grill. Just like Mama used to make. Victoria's here to play first. Hey, Vic. G'day, Vic.

Hi. How's your day been so far, Vic? Busy. Are you on your way home? I am. Good to hear. Sounds like you need a rest. You sound like you're over it, am Good to hear Sounds like you need a You sound like you're over it

Yeah, sounds like you need a rest I'm very over it Okay Well, let's see if we can brighten your day a little bit What's your birthday, Victoria? 13th of the 10th, 1993 Alright, that means you were 16 in 2009 And back on your 16th birthday, this was number one.

Oh, get it, Victoria. David Beckham. No, not David Beckham. David Gitter. Akon, sexy chick, you're a fan, Victoria. I was when that song came out. Yeah, I don't think I've heard it in a long time, though. It's still good. Trust me, it's still good.

Yeah, it's still good. Yeah. All right, Vic, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Ashton. Hi, Ashton. Hi, Ashton. Hi. How's your day been?

Good. How's your day been? Yeah, not too bad. Thanks, Ashton. What's your birthday, mate? The 8th of the 2nd, 95. All right. That means you were 16 in 2011,

a couple of years after Victoria, but on your birthday, this was number one. It's not about the money, money, money. We don't need your money, money, money. We just want to make the world... Jessie J. Yeah, that's a banger. Yeah, that's a banger.

Stone Cold Banger from Jessie J, her first hit. Yeah. Like, globally. Yeah, because no one was into J, her first hit. Yeah. Like globally. Yeah, because no one was into Do It Like A Dude. I love that song. Do it like a brother, do it like a dude. Everyone was like, weird song, bro. Grab a crotch.

How about this other one? Something low like you. I liked it. Ashton, you a fan? Yeah, it was a good song, definitely back then. Do it like a brother. Do it like a brother. Do it like a dude. I sang that at karaoke one time,

and it's single-handedly the most embarrassing moment of my whole life. I can imagine. Yeah. I had many tequilas in my system. You'd need them. I want to say like four. Five. And do it like a brother.

Do it like a dude. Grab my quirks,, I want to say like four. Five. Grabbing my privates. Yeah, I'll say. In the karaoke room. I nearly got kicked out. It was too risque, they said. They'd still be there banging for Khan on 0800 dial ZM. Hi, Khan.

Oh, keep Khan and carry on, Khan. Yeah, how you going, guys? Are you back for some more punishment? Yeah, I can't get enough of you guys. Oh, what Karn and carry on, Karn. Yeah, how you going, guys? Are you back for some more punishment? Yeah, I can't get enough of you guys. Oh, what a good Karn. This is the Karn from the One Second Song Challenge a couple of weeks ago. Am I right? Yeah, that's me.

I'll tell you what, that $50 come in handy on Sunday when I was extremely hungover too. Your KFC chicken dollars. Oh, I love it, Karn. Well, we appreciate you calling back through for birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? 15th of October, 1994. All right, that means you were 16, my friend, in 2010. And back on your birthday, this had number one hit.

Oh, man. We are dialed into an incredible era of millennial hits right now, from 2009 through to 2011. All three of those stone cold bangers. Khan, are you a fan of the Far East movement like a G6? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, certainly. I like all of them, though, but... Mate, I reckon yours is a ripper and I'm voting for you. Are you?

Yeah. You're not going to believe this, but I'm voting for Jessie J. Are you? Yeah, I never thought I would, but it gave me the vibe today. So we're going to give it to Ella today. She's going to pick the winner of Birthday Banger. You've got Far East Movement, Jessie J. You've got David Guetta.

Quick game's a good game. What's the winner, Ella? Sexy chick. Sexy chick. No? That's a good song. That's a good song. That's a good song. Yeah.

And Victoria, finally you've had a win today. You've won birthday banger, my friend. Awesome. Nice work. Enjoy your thirsty Tuesday. It sounds like you need it. Yeah, definitely. Go for wine or eight.

Brian Clanton. It's in him. Brian Clanton. It's a sexy chick. Go for wine or eight. Brie and Clint, you're on Zinem. Brie and Clint. Zinem, Brie and Clint, that's your birthday banger for Vic from 2009, Akon, David Guetta, Sexy Jack. God, it takes you back, that song, doesn't it? David Guetta was... He was.

He was 2009. He was 2009. That album, because that had... Took over. Kelly Rowland work on it? Potentially. Was it the Kelly Rowland song he did? It had so many hits on it.

Yeah. It was huge. Massive. This is a great story that I saw today. There's a guy called Tom Robinson. He's 24. He's an Aussie. And he was attempting to become the youngest person to row across the Pacific Ocean.

You know those big... Yeah. They've often got like a solar panel on them. And there's like a little sleeping quarters. Yeah. Like where you can crawl into. Yeah, you go under there. Yeah. He was trying to row across the Pacific Ocean.

Wait, so from where to where? I don't know. It doesn't say. He was in the Pacific Islands. Okay. He was near the end of his trip and a big wave came, rogue wave, flipped him just off Vanuatu. That's terrifying. Yeah.

Spent overnight clinging to his upside down kayak, canoe, boat thingy, but managed to set off one of his emergency locator beacons. Okay. Got picked up by a plane. They flew over, spotted him, communicated to the nearest ship, which was a cruise ship. I was going to say, how does a plane pick someone up? It locates them.

Right, and they tell them where they are. They say there's the coordinates. They communicate to a cruise ship, which sailed 200 k's off course to pick him up, because you have to. That's an expensive rescue mission. Yeah, but that's the ocean code or something. I would have just left him.

No, you would not. No, of course I would not. But, Matt, you're sailing a whole cruise ship 200 kilometres off course. They find him, big, big, like P&O sized cruise ship full of tourists. Yeah, there'd be thousands of people on there. Find him. He's sitting on top of his upside down boat and he's butt naked. Why is he naked?

Have a listen. This is why he was found naked on top of his boat. Oh, no. Often when I'm rowing, I'm rowing in the nude because chafe is a real issue. And so no clothes makes it a lot easier. And he was now stuck that way because his clothes had sunk. As I made my way up the ladder,

I kind of got halfway up to the door and said, I've got no clothes on, and so these people gave me towels and things like that. Some of these Kiwi fellows are very funny, and so now they're calling me Tiny Tom. Can you believe it? Tiny Tom, the naked rower, was rescued from the Pacific Ocean. Do you reckon that's true?

Tiny, the tiny bit? No, no, no, not that part. Let's not talk about Toms. Do you reckon it's true that The tiny bit? No, no, no, not that part. Let's not talk about Tom's. Do you reckon it's true that he actually rose naked because of chafe or do you think he's come up with that to explain why he was naked? True. I've never seen Mahe Drysdale row in the nude and he's an Olympic gold medalist.

Was Tom doing, you know? Lisa Carrington doesn't kayak in the nude. I've never seen Lisa Carrington. I've never heard of her having chafe. You know, in the Starkers. Are you calling Tom an international rowing pervert? I just wonder. I'm like, obviously it 100% could be true.

Yeah. But I just wonder. Imagine. There's a pole in the kayak. Just imagine if he was, you know, having a bit of Tom time. And then he got flipped. And then he got flipped. And then he's like, what am I going to tell all these people

when they come and rescue me? Yeah, he's like, oh, it's chafe. That's what I'd do. It's just chafe. And then people who haven't, you know, rowed a kayak across the Pacific Ocean would just be like, oh, yeah, that makes sense. I would have thought that you couldn't do it nude because of the sun.

Yeah. Like, you'd get cooked to a crisp. Yeah, you'd have some. And there's video footage of him sitting on the kayak as they pull up, and he's naked. He's got his little legs crossed, hiding his little kayak pole. You'd have a cooked bratwurst, wouldn't you? He's not that tanned.

Like, he's tanned, but he's not that tanned. He's not, I've been rowing across the Pacific Ocean naked tanned. Mate, if I had to get on a kayak and to avoid chafe, I had to row naked. I don't think my privates have ever seen the light of day. Not that much sun, ever. Any. Yeah, great point.

Can you imagine the sunburn that you would get in those areas that have never seen, like it is virgin skin. Wow. And then, well, you know what I mean. As far as the sun's concerned. As far as the sun is concerned. We want to ask you the question this afternoon on 0800DIALZM. Where did you get caught naked?

What was the situation where you were fully nude and someone walked in or discovered you or you had to get rescued or you just ended up, I don't know, why did you have no clothes on? Yeah, why were you naked? What was the situation? How awkward was it? And also, were you honest? Yeah.

Yeah. And was it for chafing? Chafing is a real issue. Oh, 800 dials a day. Or you can text your naked stories into 9696. We want to know this afternoon, where did you get caught naked? Or who did you discover fully naked?

Come home, you flatmates. Got home early from town. Whoa! Covered in Sweden sour sauce. Brian Clint. On ZM. Brian Clint. We're talking about Tom the Naked Rower.

He's Australian. He was attempting to become the youngest person to row across the Pacific Ocean. Turns out we didn't know enough about him. He's been rowing for a year and a half to try and achieve this. That is wild. He left from Peru and he capsized just off the coast of Vanuatu. He was setting the record for the longest trip ever. God, you'd be gutted.

A year and a half and you have to bail out. Would you be more gutted about that or more gutted about the fact that you were busted naked by a cruise ship full of tourists? I feel like being capsized. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's a year and a half, you know. Yeah.

Years of... Yeah, true. Apparently he became a bit and a half, you know. Yeah. Yeah, true. Apparently he became a bit of a celebrity on the boat. I bet he did. That's the naked rower. That was the guy. So we asked you, like Tom, the naked rower, where did you get busted fully naked? This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous.

Oh, sorry, my bad. Are you there now, anonymous? Yeah, can you hear me? Yeah, we got you. Who saw you stark as Anonymous? It's actually a story about my stepdad and best friend. Okay. Wait, what? Go on.

So my stepdad broke his leg. Okay. And he's a bit of a nudist. Oh, no. In the middle of summer, he was like, it was a really hot day, I'm going to grab the deck chair and I'm going to go sit in the pool with my leg out. So me and my best friend came round.

I knew he was a nudist. She wasn't that well aware of it. And she walks straight out to him and starts having a conversation with him. And then about five minutes later comes back and being like, was he naked? Yes, he was. Because his bits were under the water. Yeah, floating around.

What? Well, they do float. Are they buoyant? Yeah. Do they float? Yeah. Do they? Yeah. Are they buoyant? Yeah. Do they float? Yeah. Do they? Yeah.

Didn't know that. Yeah. None of our bits float. Nah, yeah. Turns out boobs not so buoyant. Yeah, the boy one floats around. You have a bath. I didn't know that.

Sticking straight up. Oh, how fun. You don't even need a bloody toy in the bath. Like an ocean boy. Just kind of ding dong, ding dong. You've just got an inbuilt toy in the bath. How good. boy, just kind of ding dong, ding dong. He just got an inbuilt toy in the bath. How good. Thanks, Anonymous. Awkward Naked's Dip Dad, pretty good.

This text is quite funny. It says, my flatmate and I shared a hotel for a conference. I had just come out of the shower and I had a towel on. He went into the bathroom, so I thought he was going to have a shower. Or so I thought. So I thought I was in the clear. I was not. He came out two seconds later and fully saw my doodle.

Oh yeah. You know when it's so hard when you're sharing a hotel room. Yeah. And then obviously he's like, sweet, I'll get changed now. Doodle. And then boom. Boom, doodle. Paige is here.

Hi Paige. Hi Paige. Hi. Did you get busted naked? No, actually. It was when I was driving through town. I saw a man stripped down naked in the middle of the roundabout in the town centre. Wait, where?

Yeah, which town are we talking about? Pukekohe. Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, yeah. What was going on, you reckon, Paige? So, basically, I was just coming back from visiting my dad, and I had to go through town to get back to my place in Hamilton, and I saw a veg taking off his clothes

and putting on a show in front of these women outside the bar of Pukakawi in the middle of the roundabout. Were the women enjoying the show, or were they kind of like, go away? Was it a welcome show? They were actually like, woohoo! Big night in Pukakohe. God, I need to go to Pukakohe more often, I think. Thanks, Paige.

This text is so good. Someone texted through and said, I was getting changed at the pools with my young kids in the private family rooms. One of the kids unlocked the door whilst I was in the shower. A random guy opens the door while my hands are in my hair. Full frontal naked view. That is such a high risk of happening.

Because the family changing rooms, the unisex, my daughters have gone for the latch before. Because you get them dressed first, the unisex. My daughters have gone for the latch before because you get them dressed first. They're the priority. Then you've got to awkwardly kind of get your business done while they're running around. Oh, God. The worst part about those pool rooms is some people

are fully comfortable to be naked and, you know. No nudity in the family ones, please. On the family ones, it's a no-go. Yeah. But in the adult ones, it's a no-go. Yeah. But in the adult ones, it's a free-for-all. Alex is here. Hi, Alex. Hi, Alex.

Hi. Do you get busted naked? Yes. So what happened was my mum was quite an interesting parent. She decided to take me to a nudist beach. How old were you? Seven. Okay.

So you're expected to be naked there, right? Uh-huh. However, I still have a bit of a habit of climbing trees and then not being able to get down again. Right. And I got stuck up a tree at the nudist beach. I was butt naked. Everyone else was butt naked. My mum couldn't get me down.

And my stepdad couldn't come out the water because I found out recently that him and my mum were hanging out in the ocean a wee bit. Oh, hanging out. Oh, Alex, what? Honestly, it gets worse. So he couldn't leave. Mum couldn't get me down. I was stuck up a tree and mum had to ask some random naked stranger to get me down the tree. Yeah.

Traumatising, I'm scarred for life. So can I ask, with that traumatising experience as a seven-year-old, have you gone on to be a nudist yourself? Oh, no, God, no. No, no. Absolutely not. I don't blame you. I've got kids there, that's for sure. It's just good to see, though, that the naked community can come together

in those times, you know. Come together. No, no. Come together in those where people need help. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Yeah, but it was an old man.

Yeah. Also, mum and dad, can you stop doing what you're doing in the ocean? You've got a naked seven-year-old up the tree, okay? Exactly. I was really, so I couldn't get down. Alex did say at the start that her mum was an interesting mother. Definitely an interesting mother. Can I read you one last text?

Just to round this out, we're asking where'd you get caught naked? Trying to climb through the cat door after picking up my drunk husband, I forgot the key. He had a key but forgot so i climbed through the cat door and got stuck i only had a t-shirt on and boots because i was just running out to grab him security light comes on mid climb through cat door t-shirt got stuck i was butt naked with the security light shining right on me stuck in the door husband too drunk to know what was going on i was furious in the morning when i been too drunk to know what was going on.

I was furious in the morning when I realised his key was in his pocket the whole time. Oh, my God. I hope that there is footage of that. Yeah. I hope you've got a ring doorbell. Yeah, that would be amazing. Let's get classical.

Let's get classical.'s get classical That's the game Where we guess songs In classical form Hello Claudia Hello Hi Claude It's your favourite game isn't it Oh my favourite game

You love it And It's so good That other radio stations Are now playing it Are they That's what I heard Gossip Rumour What other radio stations are now playing it. That's what I heard. Gossip. Rumour.

What other radio stations? I just heard with my own ears. Have we had one of our games? Poach. That means we've made it. It does. It means it's a big compliment. We invented this game. Big, well, yeah, no, we did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Anyway. Alright, I'll draft up the cease and desist now, but in the meantime, Claudia, please go ahead. This. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. All right, I'll draft up the cease and desist now. But in the meantime, Claudia, please go ahead. So this is Let's Get Classical. I've taken pop songs, usually from the ZM playlist, turned them classical, and it's your job to tell me what they are. Okay. Easy as that. Easy as that.

I'm looking for the artist and the name of the song. God, I hope that other radio station isn't better at it than us, because we're not very good. That's the advice they might have. We're really bad. Yeah, yeah. But we'll be good this week. Let's do it. Confidence is key.

Let's do it. It's going to be great. I will say, I feel like this week might be hard, but that doesn't mean you can't do it. Play along with us.

That means it's extra hard when Claudia is saying it. You text the answer to 9696 if you can get it. Because you'll definitely get it first. Buzz in with your names.

Here is your first song. I know it. Clint. Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint. Miley Cyrus. I gotta be strong. And keep hurry. It's The Climb.

Yes. It is. strong and keep it's the climb yes I thought it was the climb but I wanted to check you should know this is in your hype playlist yeah this is my gym song I think you actually hit that do you yeah one point to me.

One point to Clint. Here you go, here's another song. Clint. Whoa. That is Sia. You'll never be enough. Three, two. Baby, I'm a maniac.

No. You'll never be alone... Two. Baby, I'm a maniac. No. Breathe. You'll never be alone. You know it, eh? Na-na-na-na-na-na. The bit that you're mumbling is the name of the song. Oh, Clint. Clint. Dust Till Dawn?

Yes. Sia Dust Till Dawn. Yeah. Zayn Malik? Yeah. Yeah. Zayn and Sia. Yeah, I love that song.

I think she's got new music on the way. I had no idea that was the name of the song. Neither. What did you call it? Maniac. Maniac. Great song, though. Is that Chandelier 2?

You want one more? Yeah, one more. Okay, last song. Here you go. Oh, it's right there. Yes. Bree? I had a song earlier this year.

Is it... I'm a bad man, I'm a stupid. Is it... Oh, I've got year. Is it Cupid's Chokehold. It's just Cupid. Cupid. It's Cupid by the name Pink something? No. Pink Pantheress. Pink Pantheress. No. Ice Spice and Pink Pantheress. Is that Drake?

It's not Drake. Is that Drake and Zayn Miller? No. Do you want me to just tell you? Is it P. Diddy? No, it's Neo. Is it? Is it Neo?

No. Is it Nero Promises? It's 50-50. Oh. I mean, let's be real, it was a 50-50 guess. I like that classical version, though. Yeah, the classical version's fun. I think that's my second week in a row where I've got zero.

If any other radio stations were listening, that's how you play. That's how it's done. That's how you play. That's how you do it. That's how you throw down. If you can't get it, you just start saying P. Diddy. That's how you play Let's Get Classical. Sometimes it's P. Diddy.

I had this weird realisation a couple of weeks ago and I think it's our generation is like one of the first generations where you just don't lose touch with anyone. Anyone. Like it's really rare that you completely lose touch with someone and I mean by saying that you don't know what they're up to, you haven't seen pictures of them in the last however many years. Like, you don't have to talk to them every day.

Like, there's people I went to school with, I know what they're up to just because I follow them on social media. Yeah, I've got people that I went on, like, one or two dates with that are still in my Instagram stories. So you know what they're up to, who they married. Yeah. And it's a really weird... I know their kids' names.

I haven't seen them for 14 years. Isn't it married. Yeah. And it's a really weird. I know their kids' names. I haven't seen them for 14 years. Isn't it bizarre? Yeah. And I feel like we're one of the first generations because we've kind of, you know, went through that whole social media stage where it's quite unusual where if I sit here and go, there's not many good friends of mine that I don't know what they're up to or what they're doing. Or you couldn't find out really quickly. Or you couldn't find out really quickly. Or I couldn't find out.

Two weeks ago, I had this thought and it was actually because a memory popped up on my Facebook page of one of my good friends from my first radio job. Her and I worked at this radio station together. We worked on the street team yeah and we worked for years and we became very close and i would say she was one of my best friends for a number of years like we were very close she was always a very um free spirit and very intelligent and just quite um different and i think that's why i liked her and And I was like, when I saw this memory pop up, I was like, you know what? I've not seen anything on social media of her for years.

Yeah. And I feel like years ago I tried to find her and I couldn't. Yeah. And I thought maybe I'll have another look now. And I went to search for her and I went on Instagram, Facebook, couldn't find anything. It's gone dark. And it made me really sad because I was like,

I'd love to message her and see what she's up to, like how she is, that type of thing. And it was the most bizarre thing. And I get this email and it says in the subject line, serious business inquiry. And then it reads, Bree, it's Daisy. God, I hope you remember me. Also, sorry for lying to you because this technically isn't a serious business inquiry, but I was just watching RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under and I'm on the floor. I cannot believe it.

I don't have social media to write to you to congratulate you, but I'm so proud of you. No one deserves this more. I always knew you were destined for great things. I miss you very much. Keep shooting for those stars. So she's seen you on RuPaul's Drag Race, and it just happens that she's seen you two weeks after you were searching for her.

Watching that episode, my mind was blown because this is someone who was a massive influence in my life, like in my 20s, like very special person to me. And anyway, I've messaged her because I was like, where are you? Like, what are you doing? Because like I had no idea because she's not on social media. You guys were clearly meant to connect with each other. It's the universe.

It's something out there, something bigger than us. The cosmos. There are powers at play that we don't quite understand that mean you're meant to make contact. And you believe that, don't you? I 100% do believe that. So why didn't you believe that it was one of my relatives visiting me last week when that white pigeon came

and landed on my car door? How is that different? That story was stupid and this story was wholesome and real. You saw a white pigeon. Yeah, it could have been my dead cat. My cat's white, was white, which is ashes now, but it could have been the same thing. Why is it okay for the universe to contact you,

but it's not okay for the universe to contact me? I'm not saying that the universe hasn't contacted you. I'm just saying that your story was a bit wishy-washy. Okay. Don't be jealous that the universe has my back. You're a universe elitist. You don't believe in the universe stuff like I do and that's probably why the

universe is bringing me together. I'm looking for deeper meaning, okay? Just support me. It's the end of the show everybody. Earlier today Brie made us guess what she's cooking for dinner tonight. That was an off-air game. She said, guys, it's a classic.

It's a classic and it's Clint's favourite. So we went for spaghetti bolognese, laksa, all the regulars of lasagna. No, the answer was sausages. Bangers and mash. An absolute classic.

Oh, I didn't know you were doing bangers and mash. I thought you were having sausages for dinner. Yeah, bangers and mash. Sausages. Yeah, yum. And potato. Yeah, that is a classic. Both classics.

Are you backtracking now? Yeah, I am, yeah. Because you said sausages. I didn't know there was mash involved. I was about to go on air and I didn't get to fully tell you guys. I'm not just going to have sausages, am I? Gravy? Oh, maybe, maybe not.

Just do a packet gravy. Yeah, probably we'll do a packet gravy. We'll do some peas. Yeah, we'll do some peas. Yeah. Yeah, just a classic bangers and mash. Yeah, yeah. Because I've seen you get it at the pub like a million times, hence why I said one of your

favourites. It is one of my favourites. Exactly. Because it's boring and standard. It is one of my favourites. Exactly. Because it's boring and standard. That's how I like my food. What type of sausages do you reckon I'm packing? I reckon you've got a fat pork sausage. Yeah, no, I'm doing pork.

Pork sausage. Pork more flavoursome. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. Yeah. Than a classic beef. Lamb sausage is too fatty. Oh, not lamb.

No, no, now you're talking crazy. I cooked lamb sausages in the air fryer the other day. Wrecked my air fryer. All the fat too fatty. Oh, not lamb. No, no. Now you're talking crazy. I cooked lamb sausages in the air fryer the other day. Wrecked my air fryer. All the fat just came out of it. Nah. Too gamey. Yeah.

You need to go pork. Pork all day. Get pork on your fork. Yeah, get some pork in you. Alright, have a great night everybody. On that note, and we'll catch you tomorrow. Say goodnight.

Go come round for a good porking. Yeah, we need a lie down I think. Zed Am's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, Go come round for a good porking? Yeah, we need a lie down, I think.