ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 10th October 2024

Episode Date: October 10, 2024

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From the ZM Studios In Auckland, New Zealand, it's Brie and Clint. That's right, New Zealand, coming to you live from the top of the Sky Tower, it's the Brie and Clint Show. Not technically the top. More at the base. Well, our broadcast signal goes out from the top of the Sky Tower anyway. Well, our broadcast signal goes out from the top of the Sky Tower anyway. Okay, well, technically you said... I just remember

living in Rotorua as a young man, listening to the radio and just thinking that these radio stations were in these enormous towers, you know? Well, let's not break that dream. No, and that's what I'm saying. Don't want to ruin that dream for people. Yeah. Let them know that we're just inside a glass box,

kind of like a fishbowl for humans. People come past and, you know. They point and laugh. Point and laugh at us. I feel like the tiger at the zoo. Yeah. Except we don't get to hide. The tiger most of the time just hides.

There's no rocks or enclosure here where we can hide. Yeah, they haven't given us any foliage. They haven't given us any shrubbery. No. There's wild animals or enclosure here where we can hide. Yeah, they haven't given us any foliage. They haven't given us any shrubbery. No. Just wild animals on the loose. No bush for the Bree and Clint show. What are we going to do today that's fun? Bree, we're going to give you the chance to thank Beyonce a bit later in the show.

Yes. Because I think we're forgetting how important it is to thank Beyonce. We want to keep you guys safe. Yeah. And give you guys the opportunity, the platform, to thank Beyonce for whatever you want to thank Beyonce. We want to keep you guys safe and give you guys the opportunity, the platform to thank Beyonce for whatever you want to thank her for. Plus, have you ever thought,

what's the last song you would want to hear before you shuffled off this mortal coil? Kick the bucket. Yeah, yeah. Like if you could pick the last song that you got to listen to, what would that be? We're going to talk about that later in the show today.

That's hard. Also, $450 is up for grabs with What's the Plot? We'll do that around 4.30. Huge show. First, though, Tradie vs. Lady. Ladies on 87. Tradies on 85. Who wants it today?

It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's go Alrighty, Tradies and Ladies, listen up Here's the dealio We keep score We've been keeping score all year And the Tradies have come back But they haven't been able to overtake the Ladies They're on 85

The Ladies are on 87 It's that close I like that the Ladies are just teasing the tradies at this stage They're like, let them get super close Like, oh yeah, you guys can go ahead Nah Dangling the carrot Yeah

Let's go to our lady first She's in Canterbury She's 40 And she's no good at quizzes Well, lucky she's here Welcome to the show, Sally Sally How are we going?

This might not be the game for you then Nah, I'm good with a crack Give it a hoon, Sal. See how you go, mate. You're taking on our tradie today. They're calling from Ashburton. They're 70 and their favourite holiday spot is the Sunshine Coast in Australia. Welcome to the show, Graham.

G'day, Graham. G'day, folks. A man with great taste. Whereabouts on the Sunshine Coast in particular? Well, Maroochydore, but my daughter lives in Gympie, so I get to go over quite often. Okay, here's my tip for you, Graeme. Maroochydore, check out Makula, which is right near Maroochydore,

a little private, not-too-many-people kind of beach. Okay. It'll be a bit of you called Makula. There we go, insider knowledge. Okay, Graeme, your bit of you called Mark Hula. There we go. Insider knowledge. Okay, Graham, your buzz is tradie. Sally, yours is lady.

The first one of you guys to give us three correct answers will win $50 cash this afternoon. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Which vegetable

is said to give you better vision at night? Lady. Yes, Sally. Carrots. Carrots. It is carrots. Of course it's a myth. Well, you don't know that. No, I think Carrots. Carrots. It is carrots.

Of course it's a myth. Well, you don't know that. No, I think it's a proven myth. How many carrots are you eating? I had a fair few as a kid. I like that one that they say if you eat three carrots a day, you'll get a natural tan. The orange starts to come out from inside you. Yeah, I ate so many carrots and it didn't give me a tan,

just made my poos orange. All right. Thanks for that. Question number two, one to the ladies. How many digits is in the standard FPOS pin number in New Zealand? Lady. Sally just got in. Four.

Of course it is four. I wonder if it's more around the world. Yeah, what's your pin number, Sally? One, two, three, four. I love you, Sally. Yeah, sure it's not. She's like, damn. Sally's pin number's hiding in plain sight.

Mine's 6969. Graham, you've got to get this one, okay, Graham? But you can do it. I know you can. Question number three. It's not the music one. No, it's not the song. It's not, Graeme. So you're in with a chance

here. This is for you, I reckon. Name a woodwind instrument. Tradie. Yes, Graeme. A flute. A flute, yeah. Nice work, Graeme. We also would have accepted saxophone, piccolo, the oboe,

English horn, etc, etc. Etc, etc. All right, two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. Oh, no, Graham, here it comes. Name this song. So shine bright. Um, lady.

Sally. Shine bright like a diamond? Yeah, we'll take that. Rihanna? Yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty much. It's called Diamond. You got it in there. It's a lady victory.

She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, yeah, pretty much. It's called Diamond. You've got it in there. It's a lady victory. Guys, it was a good game. Graham, you put up a good fight, mate. It wasn't a down trow. Did you have fun? Yeah, it was. Good thanks, guys. Call back and play again any time, Graham.

We'd love to have you. Sally, you're the Tradie Burst Lady Champion. Congratulations. Woo-hoo! Well done. First place of everyone. Oh, yeah, that's right. For someone who's not good at quizzes, you did bloody well. Yeah, it. Woo-hoo. Well done. First prize of everyone. Oh, yeah, that's right. For someone who's not good at quizzes, you did bloody well.

Yeah, it's your new skill. Bree and Clint. Has she thanked Beyonce? Yes. Probably has, eh? I think she has when she won all those Grammys. True, true. Someone else who's thanked Beyonce is Jojo Siwa, who I don't know if she won an award

or she was presenting an award at the Industry Dance Awards. I think she was presenting. Okay, so she was presenting an award and she said this. I also have to say thank you to Beyonce just so that way we keep the dance community safe. Everybody, Beyonce, you've got great music. We all love to dance to it. We all love you.

Anyways, I am up here tonight. Someone had to, and I will be the someone. Oh, my God, she's so awkward. For people that don't know what we're referring to, because not everyone is on Beyonce conspiracy TikTok, is the conspiracy theories that have been going around about Beyonce and how everyone in their acceptance speeches always thanks Beyonce and they reckon it's because she is like controlling the music industry

and if you don't thank her, she'll ruin your career, et cetera, et cetera. The idea is Beyonce and Jay-Z are in the Illuminati, and if you want to continue to have a successful music career, you have to thank Beyonce, or Beyonce will take your career away. That's the conspiracy. People are using clips from people like Lizzo to back up that conspiracy. Beyonce, you changed my life. You sang that gospel medley and the way you made me feel.

I was like, I want to make people feel this way with my music. So thank you so much. You clearly are the artist of our lives. They're also using a clip of Adele. My artist of my life is Beyonce in this album for me. The Lemonade album was just so monumental. Beyonce, it was so monumental. All us artists here, we f***ing adore you.

You are our light. Now Jojo Siwa's doing it. She's joking, but what Jojo Siwa doesn't realise is if it's true, that's the worst joke she could make. I'm genuinely, like, worried for her safety. For Jojo Siwa's safety? Well, I mean, kind of. It's funny what the internet can do, eh?

And how it can make you believe things. Well, who knows? I don't know what to believe anymore. But if it is true, imagine how much that is going to piss her off. The reason no one knows what to believe is because around all the Diddy stuff, all the stuff you keep hearing is the list of names to come will shock you. That's all you hear. You don't hear anything else.

And in a vacuum, you start filling it with information, right? You go, well, Diddy was friends with Jay-Z, and Jay-Z's married to Beyonce, and I've already heard that they're in the Illuminati, so Beyonce must kill people if she doesn't get thanked by them on stage. And that's the only reason why people would thank Beyonce. That is the only logical explanation. That's the only logical explanation. It can't be because they admire her as an artist.

That's not possible. No, it can't be that she's been inspiring, you know, as a musician. For 25 years. Can't be anything to do with that. It cannot be that. But, I mean, it is pretty funny. We thought we'd better err on the side of caution this afternoon, though, and offer people, because it only matters when you say it on stage,

you know, when you say it into a microphone. That's the only time Beyonce recognises what you've said and grants you forgiveness. So we thought we would give people the airwaves this afternoon to thank Beyonce, just to guarantee your safety. Just, you know, just to make sure you're in the clear. It's the equivalent of going to church on Christmas Eve just once a year. You know, you don't particularly believe, but you go once a year

just in case. Just in case when you do die, Yeah. the God thing was real. So you might get in. And you've hedged your bets and you know, you've just...

There's a small chance but you might get in. You, this afternoon, can do that with Beyonce. Yeah. What do you want to thank Beyonce for this afternoon? Genuinely.

Just to cover your ass. Like it can be the tiniest thing ever. Yeah. Like do you want to thank Beyonce for this afternoon genuinely? Just to cover your ass. Like it can be the tiniest thing ever? Yeah. Like it can be so small? Yeah. Or it can be big? Yeah. I got my car back from the panel beaters this week. Yep. And was all covered by insurance and the repairs came out great and I just wanted to

thank Beyonce for that, you know? I don't think it would have been possible to rely on the insurance that I pay for to repair the car. You know that she's working in the background to make it go smoothly. If it wasn't for the Lemonade album, I don't think that would have been possible. So just get that off my chest now.

Thank you. Thank you. That's good. I feel good. I feel better. That's good. I'm glad. Yes, producer Ella?

Can I thank Beyonce? Yeah, go on. Please do. Please do. I'd like to thank, wait, hang on. I'd like to thank Beyonce for daylight savings. I instantly feel better and I get to leave work with the sun in the sky. Thank you, Ella.

That's good. That's beautiful. I would suck if Beyonce took daylight saving away from us. Yeah. That is beautiful. Thank you. That's really nice. Did you like the tears that saving away from us. That is beautiful. Thank you. That's really nice. Did you like the tears?

Thank you. I felt that they were genuine. Anything you'd like to thank Beyonce for before we open the floor? Anything I'd like to thank Beyonce for? I would like to thank Beyonce for inventing biodegradable poo bags because it makes my life easier when picking up my dog's poos. Takes the guilt away, doesn't it? Just takes the guilt away that I'm not ruining

the planet, you know, by picking up my dog's poos. Thank you, Beyonce. Yeah. 0800 dials at M. The platform is yours this afternoon. Save your soul by thanking Beyonce live on here. You can save your soul. You can save your soul.

We're offering you a chance at salvation this afternoon by clearing whatever wrong you have done, even if you haven't done anything bad, and taking this opportunity to thank Beyonce. Or as we're calling her, Gay Jesus. Or as we're calling her,

Queen Beyonce, damn it. Or Queen Beyonce. The theory goes that if you don't thank Beyonce, she will come for you. That's the theory on the internet these days. You think we're being silly, but you go down the TikTok wormholes that we've been down recently

and you will be absolutely convinced that Beyonce not only has the power to end your career but your life if you do not thank her. So just to cover all our bases and to double check, we're just going to thank her. And we're just going to give you the chance to thank her live on air. So then we're all safe.

Izzy is going to go first. Hi Izzy. Hi Izzy. Hi. Very responsible what you're doing this afternoon I feel. You know, you might aszy. Hi. Very responsible what you're doing this afternoon, I feel. You know, you might as well. Exactly. I've got really curly hair and I really want to thank Beyonce. Like, if it wasn't for the Renaissance album, I honestly don't know what I would do.

And so I really want to thank her so much. That's good. That's really good of you, Izzy, and I think it's important that we put it out there into the universe, that your good genetics are also because of Beyonce. That we put it out there into the universe. That your good genetics are also because of Beyonce. Someone's texting, I would like to thank Beyonce for keeping me employed.

I would like to thank Beyonce for the splitting headache I have when her music comes on. Oh, wait, hey, that's not right. Someone else said, I will thank Beyonce when I'm not fat and poor. Oh, so you're saving your thanks. Yeah. For when your go up happens. There'll be credit to Beyonce as well. Someone else said Zach wants

to thank Beyonce for his wonderful husband and job as a flight attendant. I feel like it's just Zach's husband to text that in. Jake is here. Hi, Jake. Hi, Jake. Good afternoon, team. How are we? Yeah, we're good, Jake. Can we just check before you thank Beyonce, are you doing this as a precaution

or do you believe that Beyonce is part of the Illuminati and not thanking her could cost you more than you can imagine? At this point, just as a precaution because I don't want to lose myself. Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, good. Good idea, Jake. Okay, Jake, when you're ready,

the platform is yours to thank Beyonce. Oh, my God, thank you, guys. I just want to thank Beyonce for the ability to buy my 17th boat in five years. 17 boats in five years. Man, Beyonce's been good to you, Jake. She has indeed. She has indeed.

Oh, sit down, everyone. Sit down. Yeah. No, no, that's nice, Jake. That's beautiful, Jake. Thanks, Jake. I really felt that one deep in my soul. I'd like to thank Beyonce in advance for letting the Warriors win the 2025 NRL Premiership.

God bless you and up the wars, Beyonce. Let's all thank Beyonce for that. Let's all thank Beyonce for getting behind the Warriors so they can win next year's season. I'd like to thank Beyonce for the cost of living crisis and the increased interest rates. Well, actually, the interest rates are coming down. So do we thank Beyonce for that as well? Yeah, we do. We thank her for that.

Someone else said, I won $50 on Lotto. Thank you, Queen Beyonce. I'd like to thank Beyonce for proper country singers who produce decent country music. Shade. That's a bit shady. I'd like to thank Beyonce for teaching me that my body could be bootylicious.

Forever grateful. Oh, that one's genuine and lovely. Yeah. That one's a nice one. I'd like to thank Beyonce. She gave me the inspiration to make 370 Afghan cookies yesterday. No, 370? In a commercial kitchen?

Did you have 370 walnuts to stick in the middle of those Afghans as well? That's a lot of nuts. It is a lot of nuts. Someone else said, when Brie and Clint go missing, I'm blaming this segment. But we're not going to because no one has thanked Beyonce as much as us. Oh, do they think we're Jojo Siwaring and being facetious? No, we're being genuine.

I'd like to thank Beyonce for my lunchtime nap at work today. That's lovely. That's a good one to thank her for. Yeah, just thanks Beyonce. Just say it before every meal and I feel like you'll be good to go. And now let's sing the hymn we all like to sing when we have given thanks to Beyonce. Yeah, yeah.

And one, and two, and one, two, three, four. Because if you like it then you should have put a ring on it. If you like it then you should have put a ring on it. Traditional Beyonce hymn. A very bizarre crime has been committed over in the UK where a burglar has broken into a woman's home, cooked himself a meal, completed several household chores before leaving a creepy note

and getting out of the house. Weird. Let's break it down. So on, I think in this past week, the guy's name is Damien, got sentenced to 22 months in prison for conducting the unusual burglary back in July. And the court had to listen to how he broke into the woman's house after she left for work and began pretty much carrying out household chores. So do you want to go through what chores Damien decided to do?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the first thing that Damien did was he hung out some washing. Okay. I don't think it was his washing. No. I think he just hung out some washing. Okay. Which is helpful.

And creepy depending on what wash it was, but yeah. Yep. And creepy depending on what wash it was, but yeah. Yeah. He unpacked a pair of shoes and discarded the packaging in the recycling bin. Okay. He then replaced toothbrush heads and kitchen utensils. He continued to empty out the grocery shopping bags and place the items inside the refrigerator. Right. Before rearranging and re-sorting the fridge. Okay.

He then refilled the bird feeders. He rearranged pot plants and he mopped the floors and hung out, yeah, like I said, hung out all the washing before cooking himself a meal and pouring himself a glass of wine. Well, he's earned it. Well, he's had a hard day. By that stage, he's earned it. Well, he's had a hard day. By that stage, he's earned it. Has that been a big day of cleaning?

Put your feet up. He then, yeah, wrote a weird note and left. Do we know what the note said? Apparently, it said, don't worry, be happy, eat up and scratch. Okay, that is a bit creepy, yeah. The rest of it, I mean. You'd have to say it's the most courteous burglar. You'd have to say, and I don't want to be a victim blamer here,

but it sounds like this woman needed Damien to visit. Who goes out with wet washing in the washing machine and with their groceries not unpacked? What kind of psychopath leaves the house before they unpack their groceries? Hear me out. Do you think the woman forgot she had a cleaner? Imagine she's taken this poor guy, Damien, to court, and he goes, I swear she pays me me and they're like, show us the proof

and he's like, well I don't have any proof because it's a cashies because I don't have to pay tax and then he ends up going to prison for 22 months Do we think that she's got an ex-husband who wasn't the best husband but is doing the best he can to get back into the

good books. He's still got a key to the flat and she's like, I've never seen this guy before in my life. She hates him so much. Put him in jail. Yeah, she hates him so much she wants him to go to jail. Send him to jail. Let's be real. There's worse burglars out there.

Yeah, but you know that feeling when someone's been in your house. Of course. It's awful. I mean, I'm joking. No, no, I know. Obviously I'm joking. I know, I know. But what we'll be happy with is the good conversation.

Like, out of those things, I feel like if he had just left the note at don't worry, be happy. Could have got away with it. Could have got away with it. Sorry, sorry, bit of egg left on the pan. I've just left it to soak. It's soaking. Something like that.

It's soaking. I do apologise, but we all know we love to leave a pan to soak. He's definitely a freaky that. It's soaking. I do apologise, but we all know we love to leave a panda soak. He's definitely a freaky dude. It's weird. If that's what gets you going, doing someone else's housework, I mean, there's a, I mean, he could, it's a monetisable kink. The next time I come home and if my partner's been at home cleaning all day, I'm going to walk in and go, we've been robbed!

This is so out of the ordinary. What is going on? This is not... We've been burgled! Bree and Clint. A list of the top 10 songs people choose to listen to before they die has been released. It's like the last Spotify playlist you'll ever save. Very morbid.

But poignant as well, isn't it? What does that mean? I don't know. A thousand British people who have had a family member pass in hospice recently were asked to list the songs that their loved one chose to listen to at the end. Do you want to have a list? Yeah, go on. This is the top 10, okay?

Number 10 is a song by Queen called These Are The Days Of Our Lives. Very British way to die, isn't it? Yeah. Quite relaxing. Yeah. Makes you kind of reflect. It's very reflective, yeah. Number nine was The Beatles' Hey Jude.

Hey Jude, don't make it... Which is fun because as your family's getting quiet and then it starts going, Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You know? This is interesting. The eighth most popular song for people who are dying to listen to before they die is Christina Aguilera's Beautiful.

Another very reflective song. Jigga Nan chose this one or one of the granddaughters was like... I don't know. It's a beautiful song. Do you think Nan chose this one or one of the granddaughters was like... I don't know. It's a beautiful song. I guess it's not just old people that die. Oh, that was grim. Number seven was Louis Armstrong. Give me the Kermit the Frog version of this, When I'm Dying, Please.

Yeah, have a bit of a laugh on the way out. Number six is Ruby Williams. I mean, that song's good in any setting. Yeah, good when you're dying, good when you're absolutely steamed at the pub. Number five was Cyndi Lauper. When You're Dying. It's a banger.

It is a banger, yep. These are the top ten songs people choose to listen to on the way out. Number four was Judy Garland's Over the Rainbow. From The Wizard of Oz. I think this selection of music does show that. The general age. The general age. You know, there's no Pitbull in there, is there?

Not yet. Okay. Close, though. There's Tina Turner at number three. Did you just compare Pitbull and Tina Turner? Same vibes. People who love the NRL, who are their favourite artists? Pitbull and Tina Turner.

Correct. I'd go out to this song. This is a banger. Banger. What's his name? I'd go out to this song. This is a banger. Banger. The, um... What's his name? Jimmy Barnes version. The duet. There he is.

Number two, the second most popular song to die to. Whitney Houston, I Will Always Love You. I mean, makes you feel things for sure. And the number one song that people choose to listen to before they die was Frank Sinatra's My Way. This is my nan's funeral song. What's that? The Elvis version.

Oh, okay. She can go for the Italian version? Well, my Nan wasn't Italian. Italian. That was my nonna. Fair enough, fair enough, fair enough, fair enough. Critiquing your nan's funeral. I thought we could go around the room and pick our songs.

Okay. Okay, none of us are hopefully shuffling off anytime soon, fingers crossed. But if we do, it'd be good to know what songs to have ready. Yes. I thought if you wanted to live a bit longer, you could go for Taylor's All Too Well, the 10-minute version. And I really dragged that thing out.

Get a few more minutes. Yeah, yeah. People who don't like you, go for the three-minute version. You know, really drag that thing out. Get a few more minutes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. People who don't like you go for the three minute version. You're like,

ah! It's the three minute version. I thought it was hard to go past the classic from Lifehouse, Hanging By a

Moment. Oh, this is a great song to die to. Any reason in particular? Just like, it's a reflective song. Yeah.

And just hanging on. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hanging on by a moment. Yeah. Claude, you got one for us? Yeah.

This is just a personal one. If I'm on my deathbed, I want to hear my favourite song, which is The Reason by Hoobastang. Hoobastang. This is such a Claudia song. All right, turn the lights to port off. Actually quite a good funeral song. Yeah, quite good, eh?

This will definitely be on my list. Ella, what are you dying to? I want to be peaceful. I want to be sent out with Lord of the Rings, baby. I'll say, hello, Jesus. I'm here. Hello, Gandalf. You shall not pass. I don't want to be hearing that in heaven.

You shall pass away. Shall pass. Nah, for real, those are all joke ones. I'd like to go out to Kanye's Runaway. Because I know the whole Pusha T rap and I want to do it on my deathbed. Oh, yeah. I bet that'd be solid. Yeah, my actual deathbed song is 100% and this is not a joke.

Not a joke. We're not joking now. It's very serious. This Cisco classic. Let me see that song. Do Let me see that thong. Baby. Do you know why I believe you? Why?

Because I've talked to you about wearing thongs before, and you said the words you used were, over my dead body. That will be the only day that I wear a thong. Claudia, we've had your silly one. What's your real death song? If I'm on the way out, I need a song to bring me back to life.

Oh, yeah, okay. And nothing gets me going, like a key change. So this is the Lindy on Classic. Oh, Raise the Dead. I'm the wizard again. There's no easy way out. Oh, yeah, that's a great one for you, Claude. Yeah. There's no easy way out When you're ready to go

Oh yeah, that's a great one for you, Claude. And Ella, did you have a real one or was Lord of the Rings your real one? Well, that's probably my real one, but I've got another one. Yeah? Harry Styles, anything. Wishing I could be there for you

And if it stops, I'll be like, I'm back. You're young enough that you could put Harry Styles down as like your make a wish request and he might visit you before you die. Oh, maybe. Yeah. That's great. But yeah, I'd love to meet him.

He'll take his top off for you. Oh, heck yeah. Let me see those pants. I'm cute. Nah, I'm good. Brian can take his shirt off. Good save. That's Ella's fiancee and we didn't need to hear that.

That was super believable. I love it. We totally believe you. Oh, thanks, Terry. He's doing some push-ups at the moment. It's great. All right, turn her off.

There you go. Those are songs to die by. Brie and Clint. Time for What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable,

talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's the Plot? $450 cash up for grabs today.

Are you nervous? Always. Always nervous. I think you perform better when you're a bit nervous. I think you got a bit blasé for a while. I stopped caring. Yeah. Or I just lost it. Or you lost it.

Does she have it back? That's what we're going to find out today. To stay in charge of this game, you have to take down Caleb. Kia ora, Caleb. Hi, Caleb. Hi, how are you? We're good, mate. $450 cash. You could win ora, Caleb. Hi, Caleb. Hi, how are you? We're good, mate. $450 cash. You could win here, Caleb.

It's fun. Yeah, it's a nifty amount of money, isn't it? Here's how it's going to roll, Caleb. I'm going to read out movie plots from the start. As soon as you think you know what it is, you yell out, Caleb, and tell me what it is. Bree will do the same, and the first one of you to tell me two movie plots correctly,

the titles of those movies will win the game. Capisce? Capisce. Capisce. Today our theme, I didn't write this, Claudia did. Okay. It takes two. She always does.

It takes two to do a radio show of such a high calibre and much like the Brie and Clint show, these movies all have a strong male and strong female lead character. Cute, Claude. Both. That's the key bit. They've got both. Got it.

Okay. Good luck, everybody. Here comes movie number one. A couple in a stagnating marriage live a deceptively mundane existence. However, each has been hiding a secret from the other. They are trained killers. Caleb.

Mr and Mrs Smith. Mr and Mrs Smith is correct. That's right. Well done, Caleb. and Mrs. Smith is correct. That's right. Well done, Caleb. Thank you. I don't think I get... I feel like I've lost on that one every time. Which is weird because I know you've seen it.

I've seen it heaps of times. I love it. It's a great film. Good movie. Caleb, you're in the driver's seat here. Okay? The game is effectively yours to lose. Movie number two.

Our hero has been in and out of trouble for most of his life, and after finding himself before the judge again, he is sentenced to 200 hours of community service mopping floors at a high school of the arts. Bree! Bree. Step up. Step up.

Channing Tatum. And? And Jenna Dewan. Jenna Dewan. That's right. Match point, Caleb. Do you want it? I do, but she's good.

It's a good match, Caleb. Good match up. Movie number three. Play or win. It's anybody's. It's anybody's. A small-time pot dealer learns the hard way that no good deed goes unpunished. Trying to help some teenagers, he is jumped by thugs and loses his cash and stash.

Now he's in a big debt to his supplier. And to wipe the slate clean, he must go to Mexico and pick... Caleb. Caleb! Caleb! Where's the millers? Oh! Caleb, well done mate. You've just won $450 cash and broken Bree's heart.

Sorry, Bree. That's alright, Caleb. You deserve it. You did very well and you deserve it. I should have got that one too. Caleb, well done, mate. Well done. That is no mean feat. We're going to put $450 cash in your bank account.

ASAP. Champion. Sweetass. Well done, Caleb. Well done. Bree and Clint. Fucker. We'll start again.

We'll just start again. Can we rebuild, though? We can. How many weeks left? we'll start again we'll just start again can we rebuild though? we can how many weeks left? we'll do some we'll do some quick math over the break and we'll come back

with the info alright a mum has been filmed getting arrested at the happiest place on earth Disneyland

thought you were going to say Hooters second happiest place on earth right you and I had a lot of chicken to say Hooters. Sick and happiest place on earth. Right. You and I had a lot of chicken wings at Hooters last time we were in America, didn't we? We sure did. I reckon Hooters these days are more famous for the wings than...

The breasts. Chicken breasts. Correct. Yeah. Well, they're good breasts too. Juicy. Large. Yeah. Well, they're good breasts too. Juicy. Large antibiotics. This mum got arrested at Disneyland after she tried to sneak her kids into Disneyland for free.

That's the headline. Okay? Right. That's the headline. Mum arrested for trying to sneak children into Disneyland. She didn't do the old trench coat trick, did she? Hide the kids under the trench coat? Yeah.

No. But what she actually did is something that I guarantee both of our parents have done in the past. Okay. At Disneyland, apparently, according to the story, under threes get in free. Right. With a paying adult. Okay. She lied and said her kids were under three.

Oh, all of our parents have done that. Whose parents haven't done that? I do that at the RSA to this day where I say that I'm under 12 so I can get the kids menu. Exactly right. You know, we all do it. That's what you do. Yeah.

Should she have been arrested and led out of Disneyland in handcuffs and filmed and humiliated? Absolutely not. The officers like, why does your three-year-old have a five o'clock shadow? I think the kids were only like five at most. Oh, let him in. My dad did this all the time. I bet your dad used to do it as well.

It gets harder the smarter the kids are or the dumber because you'll get to the counter and you'll be like, two kids under three, and no doubt one of them's going to go, no, Dad, I'm four. I'm four and a half. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.

But that's what they do. They don't understand. Kids don't understand fraud That's the problem Yeah So The first thing If I ever had kids

I'd be teaching them Is fraud Totally And how to swindle someone And pickpocketing Yeah Yeah yeah Like put them

Put them to good use Put them to good use Either way It does seem brutal To arrest her and march her Out of Disneyland in handcuffs But it does show That Mickey don't

F around. Nah. Well, like if the kid was three and a half, do you reckon she would have went to prison? You know, where's the cut off? Oh, would they have arrested her? She didn't go to prison. They arrested her, didn't they? They arrested her, yeah. She would have gone to the cells, but I don't know if she got like a sentence or anything.

Yeah, but going to the cells is bad enough. Yeah, yeah. For that. Anyway, Mickey's all smiles. Like know if she got like a sentence or anything. Yeah, but going to the cells is bad enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For that. Anyway, Mickey's all smiles. Like imagine if you got prison time for riding the roller coaster. At the happiest place on earth. You know how they measure you at the roller coaster? Yeah.

And let's say you were just under. I mean, I know that is dangerous. I talked to a friend of ours who did our makeup recently and she said she'd just been to Disneyland and she took her daughter with her and to make sure she could get on the rides, she put her in those platform crocs. Yeah, gave her an extra couple inches.

Yeah, she's like genius. But then when she got into the roller coaster and the harness came down over the top of her, she was too short and she was like flopping around inside the harness. Like she wasn't big enough to fill out the harness. And she went, oh, that's why they have a height limit. She survived, didn't she?

Yeah, she did. She's all good. Yeah, a little bit bruised, but she's all good. A little bit battered. Builds character. To Disneyland News. Bree and Clint. A woman has posted a video to TikTok talking about her disgust

when she saw something gross being done by someone poolside on her holiday in Dubai. Okay. What would you reckon someone would be doing poolside that would be so gross that she's like, I need to post a video about this? You sure you want me to guess? What if I guess it?

Is it on the screen? No, I don't know. I don't know. Go and have a guess. Cutting their toenails. Oh, why'd you have to ruin it? I gave you the option. I think I feel like I've told you about this story already.

Anyway, let's listen to the audio of her talking about it. I gave you the get out of. I'm sitting here minding my own business, right? And I can hear this clicking. And I'm like, I know what sound that is. I know exactly what the sound is. Some dirty pig is cutting their toenails 15 feet away from me. A grown man is cutting his toenails by the paw.

I can't. When he finished, he just scooped them all off the towel onto the floor. That's rank. He should be... That's fine. What are you up to? Like, who are your parents that they did... Like, what are they teaching you? That's closed-door behaviour.

Why do you think... Why do people think that that's appropriate? I had a flatmate once who used to cut his toenails in the lounge, but he would do it into a bread bag. So he would put his foot into an empty bread bag and then go in with the hand and clip the toenails off. Why doesn't he just do that in his bedroom? I know. Why don't you just do it in the bathroom?

Can I ask, where do you cut your toenails and where do the toenail clippings go? I get my toenails cut. You get your toenails cut? Yeah. Ooh la la. Who cuts your toenails? When I get a mini pity. Do you get one regularly enough that they'll just keep your toes under control?

I probably get one once every two months. Do you really? Yeah, maybe. Oh, to be honest, not really in recent years because I just don't have the time or the money. If you had to cut your toenails at home, where would you cut them? Probably in the shower. Oh, that's a good idea. And then just wash them

down the drain? Yeah, yeah. True. Okay. I'm just looking for tips. Why? Where are you cutting them? I generally go outside. Oh, yeah. True. Okay. I'm just looking for tips. Why? Where are you cutting them? I generally go outside. Oh, yeah. So that they go into the lawn. They're just so unpredictable where they go. Yeah, yeah.

You know, so you can't. I don't think you're meant to put them down the drain either. Oh, well, is someone going to arrest me? No, but you could have a ball. Bad boys, bad boys. What you going to do? It's more your problem than society's problem. Yeah, true. I'm worried about you having a ball of nail clippings in your plumbing.

I'll have to get it unclogged at some point. Once those mix up with all those strands of hair in your shower drain as well. Yeah, yeah. Look like Wolverine's claws. What about, it'd be so gross. Remember that story that came out where someone was complaining because someone on a plane was clipping their toenails? Yeah.

It was around the same time as the video came out of the person scrolling the in-flight entertainment with their toe as well. Or the person drying their underwear on the air conditioning vent. Yes, that's another big one. Yeah, that was grim. What is – look, humans are gross. Every time, like, and I'm not saying I'm not one of them. Like, we're all gross.

And nothing reminds me more that humans are gross than taking a long-haul flight. And the only way that it's manageable is finding your humans and the ones you're willing to cohabitate with. And weirdly, it's the ones that your humans and the ones you're willing to cohabitate with and weirdly it's the ones that you produce are the ones you can tolerate. Any other people, the older you get, you're like, get these people away from me.

Yeah. Yuck. I thought, let's put it out there. 0800 dials at M. What is the grossest thing you've seen? Someone doing. A stranger. You don't know the person, thing you've seen? Someone doing. A stranger. You don't know the person, but you've seen them doing it in public.

They're doing something gross and you just couldn't believe it. And it just didn't occur to them that it was not public. There's different standards for different people, I think. Yeah, well, that didn't occur to those people that it wasn't fit for public consumption. The thing that they were doing. It does make me feel sick when you catch someone in traffic. Oh, yeah. Having a little dig.

Mining for gold. And I caught this guy the other day, had a dig and then flicked, was flicking the boogies onto the windscreen. At the same time, though, that is their space. You know, just because you can see them. I know, I know, but it is their space. Like, I'd rather a guy picking his nose in the car next to me than a guy picking his nose in the seat next to me on a bus. 100%.

Very different. You flick your boogies around the car if you want to. I just don't want to see it. I like to keep looking at them. I know. When I see them, I like to keep looking at them until they see me. Yes, Ella? I saw someone epilate their legs in front of me

at a campsite. Like, in front of the communal busy boat. That's not okay. For breakfast. No! It was awful. I got so angry. Someone said, I feel attacked. I'm picking boogies right now. We're talking about you. 0800 dials anymore. Text 9696 with the grossest thing you've seen someone do in public.

Bree and Clint. I just want to give a warning here at the top that this could gross a lot of people out if you're quite squeamish because this is rough. We started with the story of a guy cutting his toenails poolside at a resort in Dubai. And then getting up and shaking all the toenail clippings around just where everyone lays and sits and walks. That was our starting point. We have gone a long way from that.

And I just want to set the tone early with this text message. We've asked you the question, what's the grossest thing you've seen someone do in public? This text came in and said, I don't know if this counts because I didn't see it with my own eyes. Thank God. But when I worked at Topshop, before we had wooden doors in the changing rooms,

someone pooped in one and then wiped their bum on the curtain. Oh, my God. We were all like, ooh, what's that smell? Is that one of those old wives tales, though? Bree goes, that's why Topshop had to shut down. Someone pooed in the changing room. That's a bad day out. Let's go to the phones where Vanessa is standing by.

Hi, Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa. Hi, guys. Tell us. Better or worse than that? Can't be grosser than that, Vanessa. Yeah, so this is something you don't forget. I was at a barbecue when I was younger.

It was my friend's, it was one of her parents' birthdays, and I was there, you know, to hang out with her. But there was a couple there, and she was sitting in her husband's lap. Okay. And she was just, you know, picking at his ear, getting a bit of earwax and flicking it off. But then at one point she took a lick and then started biting at her nail that she was picking his ear with. All right.

Thank you, Vanessa. That's enough out of you. It's so yuck. That's enough. You can go to dinner now. That's enough, Vanessa. Is it dinner time? Oh, yum. That's enough out of you. It's so yuck. That's enough. You can go to dinner now. That's enough, Vanessa. Is it dinner time? Oh, yum.

Are you hungry? Yum. I'm so hungry now after that, Vanessa. Jordan's called up. Hi, Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks.

Tell us, Jordan, grossest thing you've seen someone doing in public. Yeah, so it was a few years back, and I was on my BMX, and I saw this lady in her Rottweiler. Rottweiler was sitting on this brick wall, and she was hooking up with her dog, and the dog was fully cleaning her mouth out. Are you telling me it was full tongue? Like, honestly, however long a Rottweiler's tongue is,

like, that's going inside her mouth. Jordan, do you mean she was hooking up with the dog or she was just letting the dog lick her face? 50-50, but it was definitely like that tongue was deep inside her mouth. You know Rottweilers are actually a French breed? At least they've got a French kissing man, eh? Yeah. Imagine if it was a French bulldog.

Someone text through, this is yuck. Look, I've given the warning. You've given the warning. I've given the warning. If you're still here, it's your own fault. Someone said, I sat next to a lady who was picking at a scabby eczema scab that was on her scalp. She was putting the bits she'd picked off into her mouth

and eating them. Tessa. Hi, Tessa. Hi, guys. Tessa, you still here? Yeah, I know. That one about the dog did make me laugh, though. Yeah, that was pretty funny.

Tessa, what's the grossest thing you've seen someone do in public? Well, I was on a flight next to someone. I think it was back from Auckland. And they had a really bad sunburn. And they were peeling their sunburn and making a pile on their knee. Oh. Wait, this was on a flight? On a flight next to me.

And then they leaped it off and some of it landed on me. And I was like, I'm going to die. Oh, no. No, no, no. They were really mad that I did something but I was like, I don't want your dead skin on me. Of course you don't. It's disgusting. Why do people think it's okay?

What about this one? I saw an old lady pull up her dress, pop a squat and take a wee right in the middle of the street when I was in Rome. Fascinating. Fascinating. Fascinating, yeah. Travel broadens your horizons, doesn't it? When in Rome.

I had a guy shave his legs on the side of the hotel pool in Bali. Oh, in the pool? That's yuck. Someone else said. I saw someone using an exfoliating brush in a public sauna. Yuck. Yuck. Someone else said an old mate who was sitting next public sauna. Yuck. Yuck. Someone else said,

an old mate who was sitting next to me on a flight back from Auckland flossing his teeth and then discarding the floss down the side of the seat. That is so yuck. Public flossing is so not cool. So not cool. Someone else said, I work in a job where tradies are our main customers and there is one that comes in and blows his nose

into the neck of his T-shirt. That's not on. That's not on. The tradies listening to this are like, not all tradies. I had a guy in front of me in track pants having a dig at the back of them, which was gross enough, but then it looked like he went in for a sniff

of his fingers afterwards. Okay. I think people have had, do you reckon people have had enough? There should be a Black Mirror episode about like getting your like license to be around other people, like being deemed fit for public consumption.

It should be around the same time you get your pen license. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that early. You get a minimum level of human decency. Like do you think people just have like a brain snap sometimes and realise that? I genuinely believe that some people haven't been told that certain things are

gross and so I feel like you should read the room though. I know, I know, but it depends who raised you, you know? Yeah, it's true. That's how your daddy did it and his daddy before him and his daddy before him was a bum picker, then how are you going to know any better? Yeah. You've got to break the bum picking cycle.

Product of our parents. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Right, birthday banger time. This is where you give us your birthday and we figure out what was the number one song when you were 16. Joanne's going to go first. Hi, Joanne.

Hi, Joanne. Hi, how are you? Good, mate. How's your day been? Oh, busy. Busy? Finished for the day? Yeah, yeah, thankfully.

Good to hear. What's your date of birth, Joanne? 7th of July, 1991. Right, that means you were 16 in the year 2007. And on that day, this was number one. June. T-Pain, Akon, Bartender. Yeah, I reckon.

Real 2007 vibe too It's good Joanne You like it? Yeah yeah Not bad Not bad Joanne We'll do a birthday banger For Bonnie

Hi Bonnie Hi Bonnie Hi What have you been doing today Bonnie? I've just been working On my way home now Lovely What is your date of birth?

3rd of July 1980 Alright that means You were 16 in 2002. And here's your birthday banner. The King. Elvis, the remix that they did for the Football World Cup. Was for the Football, yeah, FIFA World Cup.

What do you reckon, Bonnie? Terrible. Not what I was hoping for. Bonnie's not keen. It was huge. That's one birthday banger before that song. I think it is, yeah. I think it was when your mum was here.

Wait there, Bon. We'll do Emily's birthday banger. Hi, Emily. Hi, Em. Hi. What have you been doing today, Emily? I just got back from work. I've just got home. I started

six o'clock this morning. Oh, wow. What do you do for work? It's a long day. I am a traffic management personnel. I just do road work, really. How many mana waves are you getting per day, do you reckon, Emily?

Every single person, I reckon. Every single person. They do pretty good. Yeah. Do you guys like it? Do you guys like it when you get a mana wave? Oh, definitely. So we kind of like stand in between amongst ourselves

and we check everyone's mana waves before we go to work. It's like a group activity. We check on everyone's mana waves. Do they give you courses in the mana wave as a part of your training? I wish because mine was absolutely rubbish. Keep practicing, Emily. I'm sure it's good now. Hey, what's your date of birth, Emily?

31st of July 1999. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2015 and on that date this was number one. 1999. All right, that means you were 16 in 2015. And on that day, this was number one. Banger. The Pup Gals from the UK, Little Mix with Black Magic. Do you like it, Emily?

Yeah, I love Little Mix. I'm definitely very excited to have them as my birthday band. You're a mixer. You're a little mixer. You're a little mixer. I'm a little mixer. Yeah, I like Little Mix too. It was Little Mix that had Perrie Edwards in it, wasn't it? Yes.

And she went to school in Hamilton for like two years. Yes, correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's basically a Kiwi song. Basically. I'm going to vote for it. You're voting for Black Magic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's basically a Kiwi song. Basically. I'm going to vote for it. You're voting for Black Magic? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, go on. Really? Little Mix, Black Magic. Oh yeah, this is a vibe. Emily was a vibe. You won Birthday Banger. No, thank you. Can we get it?

Awesome. Bree and Clint, you're on ZM. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint, you're on ZM. Brie and Clint. ZM, Brie and Clint. No regrets. Good birthday banger. Little Mix.

Black Magic from 2015 for Emily. Crazy that that song's almost 10 years old. Yeah, that's wild. Bad tunes. Bad bangers. God, they had heaps of great bops, didn't they? Yep. Bring them back.

Bree and Clint. To you that I might not have, but I did not lose. Now your tire tracks in one pair of shoes. And I'm splitting half that old halfitude. Halfitude. ZM, Bree and Clint, that's Noah Kahn and Stick Season. I was reading something interesting today about the relationship escalator. Have you ever heard this term before? Never heard that. So the term relationship escalator describes a relationship following a common

or quote-unquote normal path. So two people meet. There's an initial attraction. They go on a few dates. They eventually do it. They do, you know, they do it. Indoor gardening. Yeah, that's it.

They stop dating other people. They become exclusive. They say I love you. They spend exclusive. They say, I love you. They spend all of their non-working time together. They decide to move in together. They start planning their future. They get engaged. They get married.

They merge their finances. They then buy a house and they have some kids. That's the relationship escalator. And it just travels along and it just does its thing. And a lot of people will go, oh, it's time for us to do that. I better go and get a ring. We better do this because everyone else is. Interestingly, it's called the relationship escalator,

not the relationship staircase because there is so much external support and momentum to get you along when you're on the escalator, when you're doing the normal, quote-unquote, normal thing. Yeah. You know, and it feels like life is kind of moving with its own momentum. For example, the support you might get, your parents probably have money set aside for you when you decide to get married.

Yeah. They'll probably be guarantors for your mortgage when you decide that you guys want to buy a house. All of those things are set up for you to do the thing that your parents did and just continue along the relationship escalator. It's that societal norm that has been set up, obviously, over a period of time where this is the normal thing. This is the normal trajectory and what everyone else is doing.

And so it's what is known as the norm, isn't it? Yeah. So anyone that strays. It definitely is known as the norm, yeah. From that. What the majority do. That relationship escalator. People are like, what?

Yeah. You know, what are they doing? Yeah, yeah. Like, why are they having a baby and then they're getting married afterwards? They can't do that. Nobody is saying that that process of things is bad in any way whatsoever. I think the term relationship escalator is there for people to go, is this what I actually want?

Or am I just doing it because society has told me this is what I should be doing? Yeah, am I just going into a monogamous marriage with this person because I'm 32 and that's what all my friends did? Or do I actually love this person and want to spend the rest of my life with this person? Or is that style of relationship not right for me? I found this really interesting. The alternative to the relationship escalator

is called the relationship smorgasbord. Ooh, okay, what's that? First of all, yum. That sounds fun. This is how you dine at the relationship smorgasbord. Ooh, okay. What's that? First of all, yum. That sounds fun. This is how you dine at the Relationship Smorgasbord. You start by writing down all of the things in your life that represent commitment to you. Okay.

So that could be owning a pet with someone. Yep. It could be taking holidays together. It could be giving somebody a key to your house. It could be... You make it whatever you want it to be, right? Putting somebody down as your emergency contact, it could be living together and having kids, it could be having shared finances, it doesn't matter, it doesn't have to be all of them,

it doesn't have to be any of them. It can be one. But you choose the thing that represents commitment to you and the thing that isn't included in commitment too, which might be, I don't know, monogamy. Yeah. You then sit down with someone that you're dating and you talk about that relationship that you've envisaged there, what you're available for and what won't work for you,

and then you guys agree what the deal is. Because the smorgasbord side of it is picking and choosing different things from life that you want as part of your relationship, like you would do at a smorgasbord with food. Yeah, you don't have everything. And then making up your own plate and then going with that. It's not a bad way to look at it.

It's not. No, because why, if something doesn't feel right for you, are you just doing it because that's what society has told you is the norm? Yeah. But it might not necessarily be what works for you and your partner. I don't live a smorgasbord life, but when you put it in terms like that. Makes sense. It does make sense.

It sounds like a mature way of approaching. Yeah. You create your own rules. Yeah. In relationship. Like, you know, ideologies around your relationship. Yeah. Interesting, eh? It's a good way to look at it, I think.

Well, if it appealed to you, I look forward to hearing how the conversation went with your partner tonight. And if you guys break up, it's not my fault. Can we talk about smorgasbords? Open relationships. Open relationships. Wait, what?

I only want to be monogamous with the dog And then he took me to a karaoke bar Oh I bet you didn't know Karaoke originates in Japan As your expertise knowing what's Japanese ZM is celebrating St Pierre's 40th birthday And Fletchwood and Hayley Are putting your Japanese knowledge to the test.

Call 0800-DAL-ZM and go head to head. Bree and Clint. We are the leading show for aviation-based news. And this is big in the world of aviation, Clint, because this could revolutionise the way we fly. Okay, I'm listening. There's a company called Venus Aerospace. They're a Texan aerospace company,

and they have been working on and building what they're calling a hypersonic jet. Oh, okay. That they're calling the Stargazer, and they reckon this aeroplane is going to change the game in terms of how fast it can fly from one destination to another. So supersonic is something that travels at the speed of sound. What's hypersonic?

It's a great question. I did grab that. I just Googled it if you want me to tell you. I'm just setting you up to say it I can tell you if you want 5 times the speed of sound Mine says 6 Oh really? So it says the stargazer would take off

Using a traditional Sorry hypersonic starts at 5 times the speed of sound But the one you're talking about might go at 6 times the speed of sound So it starts off using a traditional jet engine and then it transitions to something they call a VDR2, which once it reaches the appropriate altitude, they'll kick in this VDR2, which uses rockets and a ramjet

and it's expected to reach speeds of up to 7,400 kilometers per hour, which is about six times the speed of sound or max six. The speed of sound blows my mind. The speed of sound is 343 meters per second. So when you're at the other end of a rugby field and you know how someone will go, hey, and you'll see their mouth move and then you'll hear it a split second later. Later. Because that's the speed of sound.

You're seeing it in real life. Sound can go three and a half rugby fields in one second. So for that to go Mach 6, the plane would be covering 2,000 kilometers a second. It's wild. 2,000 kilometres a second. It's wild. 2,000 kilometres per second. So to put it into perspective, because I was like, okay, what does that mean? I don't really understand. You know, 7,400 kilometres per hour.

Yeah, it sounds bloody fast. So let's talk about what it would do in terms of flying from New York City to London, which is normally a seven to eight-hour flight, right? They reckon that if they get this right, this plane will be able to do it in about an hour. Far out. An hour.

So you could go to Christchurch in like five minutes from Auckland. You could go to Australia in 20 minutes. It's just ridiculous. Yeah, yeah. It will change the way we fly. We'll never see it. You don't reckon we will? I don't reckon we will.

I reckon by the time they get it. They're building it now. But are they going to get it? When's Air New Zealand going to be able to afford some of these planes? Yeah, I mean. When are airports going to be able to handle these planes? We can dream though. Because what was

the one we were talking about before? This is a passenger plane, right? This is like a commercial aircraft. Yeah, that's what they're building. Everyone's trying to make their planes more environmentally friendly and use less fuel and biofuels. And then this plane's like, we want to go fast. We want to go real fast.

So remember the Concorde? Yes. Remember that? Well, no, of it. I don't remember it, but yeah. But yeah, but you remember them talking about it. So this plane will be three times faster than that. Crazy.

Wild. I never understood why the Concorde didn't stick around. I know some of them like blew up and shit, but maybe I'll answer my own question. I think you just did. I'm not taking the first flight on this new hypersonic plane. Sure, but not either, eh? Yeah, absolutely not. I say we put Elon Musk on it.

He likes to go fast. Yeah, yeah, chug him on. That's the end of the Bree and Clint show Hooray Thursday Tomorrow's Friday Rosé All day

Baby Slave Friday Payday Is it? No I don't think it is Really got me excited there We get paid fortnightly On a Friday On a Friday Payday. Is it? No, I don't think it is. Really got me excited there.

We get paid fortnightly here at the city. On a Friday. Which is really fun every second Friday and really grim every first Friday. It's so bad on the other Friday. You're like, oh, no. So that was mean of you to get my hopes up. Sorry about that. It's not payday tomorrow, is it? No, I didn't think so.

Ella's like, it's not. Trust me, I know. Yeah. Clint's always like, when's payday? And I'm like, oh. So I always tell Clint because you never know. No, I don't know. That's why I believed Bree when she said it was.

I kind of thought it was. Really? All the weeks mesh into one for me. It's a full struggle out here, mate. Yeah, the struggle is real. How many weeks till the end of the year? All the weeks mesh into one for me. It's a full struggle out here, mate. Yeah, the struggle is real. How many weeks till the end of the year? Well, I figured out the other day that you have 10 games of what's the plot left for the year.

So that's 10 weeks. Yeah, 10 weeks. 10 weeks of this show left. So two and a half months. Yeah. That's a long ass time. Everyone thinks we're near the end. We've got ages to go, guys. Is anyone else crawling to the end? I'm in diapers. I'm in diapers, time. Everyone thinks we're near the end. We've got ages to go, guys. Is anyone else crawling to the end?

I'm in diapers. I'm in diapers, yeah. I'm in diapers. I don't know. I shit myself months ago. Have a great night, everybody. We'll see you guys tomorrow. I like how you're like, I shit myself months ago.

Have a good night, everyone. See you later. Bye-bye. Danny needs changing. See ya. Bye. you later. Denny needs changing. See ya.