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Episode Date: October 10, 2025Were you a big ol' baby? What did your partner have to "have a talk" to you about? Birthdays that are hot or not. Fridayoke: Opalite by Taylor Swift. See omnystudio.com/listen...er for privacy information.
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It's ZM's Bray and Clint, the podcast.
ZM's Brin' Clint, thanks to KFC's new Katsu Bowl, here for a good time, not a long time.
Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio.
Zem, Brie and Clint.
Good afternoon, everybody.
Welcome to the Brin and Clint show.
we've just done a very cool interview with a very cool artist who's doing a very cool show
in Auckland that we can't announce until Monday.
Oh yeah, this is all very secret, secret.
Very hush, hush.
But it's very cool indeed.
Very cool, yeah.
Yeah.
Don't you hate people who say things like that?
I hate it.
You're like, hey guys, I've got a big announcement coming.
It's nostalgia inducing.
Very much so, yeah.
Which we're all about.
So watch this space Monday.
We should be able to share that with you guys.
All the big announcement.
on Monday. Big show for you today, though. We've got another double pass to see Ed Sheeran live, either in Wellington, Christchurch, or Auckland. You have your choice. We're going to do that before 5 o'clock today.
Yeah. When you hear an Ed Shearren song on this show before 5, if you're the first person through on 0800 dials at him, we'll give you two tickets to the Ed Shearing show of your choice. How good.
Also, Khalid's on the show. He's back. He's got new music and we'll play that interview for you.
after birthday banger today.
How good.
Huge show.
Friday Oaky 2.
First though, time for Trady versus Lady,
where the ladies are back in touching distance.
They sure are.
Can they get it done today to equal the scores?
0800 dial ZM right now.
Play ZDN's Bree and Clint.
Time for Trady versus Lady.
It's Trady versus Lady.
Three, two, one.
Let's go.
Righty-o, let's do it.
Last game of the week, the Trady's on 84.
Can the ladies level them today?
They're on 83.
Her lady is in Auckland.
She's 25 and she loves snails.
Welcome to the show, Jenny.
Hi, Jenny.
Oh, hello, hello.
You snails are cool.
They're chill as.
I thought you were meaning to eat them,
but you just mean in general you love them.
Yeah, yeah.
I haven't eaten them before, though.
If you were in France, would you eat a snail?
Yeah, we're going to France.
Give it a France.
I love them, but if I'll eat them,
but if I was in France, I'd eat him.
Okay, Jenny, our snail lover, you're taking on our tradie from Taranaki.
He's 34, and he can't sleep if the power goes off.
Welcome to the show, Cole.
Hi, Cole.
Hello.
Why can't you sleep if the power goes off?
No, no.
Is it your subconscious or something, and you just, I can't switch off.
No one with the power's off.
I thought you were saying you had a sleep apnea machine,
and you literally can't sleep if you don't have electricity.
Oh, no.
No.
Yeah, what do people do?
do if they have sleep apennara.
Well, just have a bad night's sleep.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll get up, I guess.
Cole, your buzz is Trady.
Jenny, your buzzer's lady.
The first two, three correct answers will get $50 cash from KFC this afternoon.
Good luck, guys.
All right, here we go.
Question number one.
The shape of a human DNA is called a double what?
Lady.
I'm going to go Jenny because she sort of went just first.
And then you said the same thing.
So, Jenny?
A helix?
Double helix is correct.
One to the ladies.
Question number two.
If a sports team gets the wooden spoon, where did they come in the competition?
Lady.
Yes, Jenny.
Last?
Last.
They did come.
Did last.
Two to the ladies.
Cole, you need this one to stay in it, mate.
Here we go.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
Lady?
Yes, Jenny.
The Killers?
The Killers is correct.
And that is the win.
She's a lady.
Oh, whoa, oh, she's a lady.
Gosh, she gave her the old prance one too, indeed, Jenny.
You've taken it clean sweep.
Awesome, thank you.
There's some kind of joke about snails being slow and Jenny being fast,
but I don't know what it is.
It's a Friday.
It's just not.
Ladies.
Back level.
Go level to end the week.
a piece. We just keep going
one, two, one, two, one, two. Someone has to win this damn
competition again. ZD.M.'s
Brie and Clint Podcast. Khalid is back. He has a new album dropping
called after the sun goes down and he joins us now.
Kiyo Kali. Hello, mate. What's going on guys?
Hello, hello, hello. It's so good to have you back. We've heard bits and
pieces of the new album and can I just say, it's giving
Christina Aguilera's dirty era, but for Khalid.
it's giving Christina, it's giving
Britney, it's giving Janet, it's just
giving... All the divas.
All of the diva, just
the divaification of Khalid
has risen.
I love that. You need to recreate that
Christina shoot on the cover of Rolling Stone
magazine where she's naked with the electric
guitar, thoughts, feelings into it?
It's going to take me a little bit
more time to become as comfortable
as Christina to be naked on a cover shoot.
Okay, well my advice is push yourself,
but you know, don't do anything
you don't want to do.
First question for me is a stupid question,
but how the hell are you only 27, Carly?
That's wild.
It feels like we've been listening to Carlyde Bangers in New Zealand
for like over a decade.
Thank you.
You know what?
That makes me feel a lot better
because I feel like, wow, oh my God,
I started making music when I was 17.
I've been making music for 10 years now.
And it does kind of feel like I've just lived so much maturity,
even in this career.
I can remember being the newcomer.
And I'm like, oh, actually.
Actually, I'm not the new kid on the block anymore.
And it's humbling to just see the impact that my music has just had on the world.
And just even the fact that it's brought me there.
We love you down under.
Like, do you realize how much love you have down here in New Zealand and Australia?
Like when you've been out here before, your shows have sold out in 10 minutes.
You've had to add extra seats and extra shows onto everything.
When can we expect you down here again?
Oh, my God.
as soon as possible, how could I not pay attention to all the love that I get from
down under? I'm telling you, I scream this to my team here in America all the time.
Give us a scoop. Tell us the date, the location, and the exact price of the tickets.
Oh, my God, oh my God. Just know everything is in the works and hopefully some time soon
I'll be able to come down to New Zealand and do a show because it's been way too wrong.
I need to ask you a serious question because I feel like it's very very good.
topical with how prevalent social media
is these days. And I'm always interested
in people with a large profile
who are exposed to so much more
attention than other
people. Do you read the comments,
Khali? Do you ever read the comments?
You know what? I actually just had a
moment recently, like an
epiphany where I was like, I need to
stop reading the comments. I
dropped the music video of Outer Body
and obviously my
fans are in a frenzy and
this device between people who
accept it and love it and people who were
on the fence, if not turned off?
Did you expect that? Like, did you know
that was coming when you, because it's a
whole new direction for you personally
and for your music? Did you know that sort of reaction
was going to come? I don't think
you can ever be prepared. I think
it was an experience
of grief in a way
where I was letting
go of, just like
everyone else, of this previous
perception of myself and stepping into
a new light and a new
to some people a new identity
but it was extremely liberating
because it only opens the door
for so many more people
who haven't gotten a chance
to experience and connect with me
to be able to follow me
and to grow. And so I really did
have a moment where I was like, you know what?
I can't focus on all of these comments.
I just have to focus
on the impact that this is having
because at this point
it's just so much bigger than me
and I'm just happy to be able to be myself
for the first time.
Khalid, as a queer person myself, seeing what you have gone through and the transformation and
how emotional you got the first time you sang at Pride, it means so much to our community.
And I just want to know how it feels for you.
Like, is it so freeing?
Do you just feel like a weight has been lifted off your shoulders?
I feel like a weight has been lifted off of my shoulders.
And I feel like support has been like, like,
lifting me off of my feet.
That's amazing.
I feel so connected to the queer community
in a way that I always wanted to be
and I feel that acceptance
and it's so liberating.
I'm happy to be myself in a way
that people haven't been introduced to
because I'm telling you the gays
are going to love back the gay.
Oh, I'm already on board.
Can we just say, I think Brie would agree with me,
you do seem hippy.
You do seem happier.
You seem lighter.
you seem freer and it's so good to see you back.
I've got goosebumps. It's so lovely to see you happy and to see you doing so well and we're
so glad that you're back and that there's new music and we're right here to support you
all the way down under so we can't wait to see you back here.
Thank you so much guys.
It's all love from us, Khalid. Thanks so much.
All love. Thank you.
That's Khalid. He's back with brand new music. See in New Zealand and what did you say like
three or four weeks, right Khalid?
A's app.
We're booked it.
We booked it in.
We booked it in.
a breeze place.
Hell yeah.
Dead is Brinclent.
A record has been broken by a woman over in the US named Shelby Martin when she gave birth
to her son Cassian over the weekend.
Okay.
So the record that it's broken is it's the biggest baby that has been born at that
hospital.
Okay.
They reckon in a decade.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
She got the hospital records.
The hospital record.
Yeah.
Okay.
She's made the news.
who's all over the US
for how big this baby is.
People love a big baby.
Probably because of the picture,
I think, that's doing the rounds
of this baby,
which is, it's quite confronting.
Looks like a full-grown toddler,
if you ask me.
And it's fresh.
And it's fresh out of the womb.
You describe, here, I'll show you a picture of it.
What does that baby look like?
Oh, it's a big baby.
It looks like if a baby were to become a sumo wrestler.
Yeah.
That's kind of what it looks like.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
As a big baby.
I mean, I mean, how to say this up being offensive?
You know, on Star Wars?
Yeah.
You know, Jabba the Hutt?
It's got a bit of a Jab of the Hut to it.
It's got that vibe, but I mean, it just came out.
Bonnie, that's what you say when you see a baby like that.
Bonnie.
Bonnie.
That's a Bonnie baby.
Bonnie baby.
That's a Bonnie wee baby.
How many kilos do you reckon?
Oh, kilos.
I don't know babies.
and kilos, only no babies in pounds.
Well, I can do the pounds, hold on.
Are we measuring babies in kilos now?
This did.
Okay.
How many pounds do you reckon?
That's a 12-pounder, that baby.
Nearly 13.
Very close to 13 pounds.
12.78, which for the people in kilos, 5.8 kilos.
That baby.
I was wondering, because I was like,
I wonder how close it came to the biggest,
baby ever because you know it's got the record at this hospital for the biggest baby in the last
decade i've done some research um what do you guys think producers clim what do you guys think
largest baby ever ever you can do pounds or kilos i've got both how big um i'd say biggest baby ever
it's got to be something record breaking right i'll go 20 pounds for the biggest baby ever 20 pounds
oh 23 23 i'll go down the middle 21 and a half you just want to win
Yep.
Largest baby ever recorded, 22 pounds.
Oh my God.
We all win.
A.k.a. 10 kilos.
Holy.
The baby was born in the United States in 1879.
That's a little Kentucky chicken right there.
I don't think you're getting a C-section in 18-something-something.
Imagine.
No.
No.
Do you have to push that out of your hoo-ha?
Oh, that's why do you think chainsaws were invented?
No.
It's true, though. It's true. We don't need to know it.
It's true. It's true. Not doesn't happen anymore. It's history.
But it's true. 10 kilo baby, just to put that into perspective, that baby is 20 blocks of butter.
That's, oh my God. Solid.
How did it get that big? Yeah. You know?
How to get that big? 20 blocks of butter.
Maybe. Like, that's enormous. They should have taken that out ages ago.
Yeah, big dad probably.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Big dad and big mum.
Yeah.
I thought we could ask this afternoon, were you a big baby?
Or did you have a big baby?
I was a big baby.
But now I feel like a little baby compared to those numbers.
I mean, I could have told you that.
Look at their head on you.
I was a 9-2.
And that was just your head.
Yeah, that was just the head.
And I was always proud of my 9-2.
And then my sister was born and she was 9-3.
Really?
Yeah, stupid sister.
You guys are big babies.
Yeah.
I'm bigger than her now, though.
Yeah, just.
Do you remember what you were?
I have no idea.
Text your mum.
I'll text her, but I feel like...
She'll remember.
Mums remember every single pound.
Yeah, they've got a good reason to remember.
Yeah, they do, yeah.
How big was I?
Yeah, as a baby.
Yeah, as a baby.
0,800 dials at em, or text us on 9696.
We're trying to find New Zealand's biggest baby.
Yeah.
Maybe it was you, maybe it came out of you.
Oh, yeah.
Either all.
Z-Names, Brancl.
A big baby has been born over in the US.
It's made headlines, he's so big.
5.8 kilos, which is 12.78 pounds.
Cassian.
Cassian.
That is a big baby.
That's a big name for a big baby, isn't it?
Big baby.
You said you were...
9-3.
Which, that's a pretty...
decent baby?
Big baby, yeah.
You asked me, I text my mum, and she said I was seven pounds six.
Oh.
Pretty standard.
You hate losing, too.
She said, though, your aunt Lucy had a 13 pounder.
They called her Lucy Lucy after that.
No, Mom.
Lucy.
Not okay.
Ask her why.
So why'd they call her Lucy Lucy?
I'll ask her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why did they...
She's not losing.
Why?
Why do you...
Why do you...
say I don't get it
Mum, why? I don't get it. Why did they call
her Lucy Lucy? We're on the hunt for New Zealand's biggest
baby. Shout out to what I think is the text of
the day, which is
shout out to my ex-Matt, the world's
biggest baby.
That's such a good burn. That's such a good burn. I love this text too.
I was 11 pound 8.
Tested for diabetes
straight out the womb.
Natural birth. No pain
meds. Mom was
strongly encouraged not to have any more babies after me.
Wow.
Safe to say I was the third and final child.
Holy smokes.
So how many?
11 pounds.
In the 11s.
Jeez, what about this?
My boy was an 11-pounder.
When born, the surgeon held him up and asked,
do you guys have a backpack for him?
He lifted him up in the air like Simba and said,
because this kid's going to school next week.
That's what you want to hear from the doctor.
That's brilliant.
Trina's here.
Hi, Trina.
Hi, Trina.
Hello, how are you?
Good, thanks.
Are you the big baby or did you have the big baby?
I was the big baby.
Okay.
I was 12th round four.
Holy, Trina.
And can I ask how tall are you now?
I'm average as.
Okay.
Like 155 or something.
So pretty, yeah, pretty standard.
Real, we just have huge babies in my family
Like my son was 10, 5 when I had him
Yeah, that's a decent size baby too
Yeah
I had an early
Terrifying for you
I can hear in Trina's voice
When she learned that big babies run in the family
She's like, we're going early guys
Terrifying for you as a woman
Who knows that big babies run in the family
You know?
That's awful to know that
Curse
I know, oh yeah, no
Yeah
Yeah
Hey, how good's how good
medical advancements.
We're going, we're inducing this thing.
Get him out. Get him out of me. He's cooked.
Kitty's on the phone. Hi Kitty.
Hi Kitty. Hi Kitty.
Hello. Are you good? Are you the big baby or did you have the big baby?
Yes, I was 10-4 and I have a younger sister who was 10-6.
Jeez.
I mean, it's your mum who had to deal with it, but doesn't it suck losing to your younger sister?
Yeah, and the funny thing was, like, I heard your story before Clinton, and her name was going to be bonnet.
but because she was so big
they couldn't name her Bonnie
Yeah they couldn't
Because you can't have a Bonnie baby Bonnie
Can you?
So her name's Pippa Bonnie
Pippa Bonnie
Yeah
It's so good
God a couple of big babies
Big babies
Yeah no I'm scared for my baby
I was going to say
Have you had babies yet
Because you know what's coming
Yeah I'm very scared
Find the smallest husband you can
Yeah my partner
He's not very small
Oh, no, kitty.
No.
Big babies.
Going to be big and healthy.
This is a great text.
Says, my brother was the second longest baby ever born at St. George's Hospital.
What a great record to get.
25 years ago.
They thought he was going to be 12 pounds, but he was only 10 pounds.
Only?
I mean only.
He was just super long.
His legs hung over the end of the capsule from birth.
And get this.
he's now 6-11.
Yeah, right.
It was ridden in the stars.
Wow.
That's what you want.
You want long, don't you?
If it's going to be big, you want long.
Yeah.
Yeah, because it's streamlined.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a way of a streamline.
Yeah, yeah.
Hopefully he was all curled up in there.
Yeah.
And then when he came out, he just like, you know,
like unrolling a fire hose or something.
Kane's here.
Gide, Kane.
I cane.
Hey, Clint, how you going?
Good, good.
Were you a big baby, Kane?
I was 14 pounds in a month overdue, and I was a very big baby.
I think I just walked out.
Kane.
A month overdue?
What were you trying to do to your mum?
What were you doing up there?
I think they got sick of waiting for me.
Yeah.
Holy smokes.
A month over...
Yeah.
Also, my sister had the biggest baby in Australia for 50 years.
She was in the front page of the newspaper.
This is what we want.
How big?
Yeah, do you know the number?
He was like 17, 18 pounds.
18 pound baby girl
The biggest boy in Australia for 50 years
Made on the front page of newspaper
Nama Hauraki
Wow
Famous
That's outrageous
When was that baby born?
He will be about 20 now
How tall?
Yeah big boy
It was very long though
The headline was man he's big
Man he's long
is very tall.
NRL teams were trying to sign them up from birth.
They're like, here's a contract.
Here's a million dollars.
He's ours.
Yep. It's a future brother.
Her daughter's in the running for big netball teams are ready as well.
I bet.
Hey, thanks, Kane.
Great story.
We appreciate it.
There's so many great texts on this.
So many great texts.
What about, what about, this is such a good story.
10 pounds, 12, nearly 11 pounds, naturally too.
Actually, I don't.
demanded a C-section and I went into the operating room
and as they bent me over to inject me with the spinal
I said to the midwife I think I'm sitting on his head
she told the hospital team to hold on
and let her check me once more
and boom his head was right there
so I had no choice but to push that millin out of me
shout out to all you painted a picture
shout out to all our birthing listeners of the brain clincher
God you guys are amazing you are superheroes
Yeah, honestly.
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The Tea, live from L.A. with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, the Victoria Beckham docu series on Netflix has dropped,
and she's revealing quite a bit in this show,
including talking about her eating disorder.
Yes, she's gotten very deep and very personal
and shared that she has suffered with an eating disorder over the years.
And she talked about how the pressures of, I mean,
And they were, she was a part of the most famous girl group in the world at the time.
Her husband was the most famous athlete in the world, pretty much.
And you think there with all the money and the fame and everything that, you know, that everything would be perfect.
And it's just not.
And she's really opened up about what she dealt with.
And she said it was difficult.
There were times that people would call her porky posh.
Oh, my God.
The other times they would call her skinny posh.
Yeah, it was absolutely disgusting.
And we've all seen it.
You remember over the years the articles about her weight, they were relentless, so cruel.
and she shared about it, which is very brave
and I think a lot of people will really be helped by her sharing.
Yeah, I think people will really connect with that.
I've watched an episode of this last night
because obviously the David Beckham docker,
when did that come out?
A couple of years ago?
Yeah, two years ago.
I was obsessed, like loved it, was glued to it.
The first episode of the Victoria Beckham one,
not all that much in there.
a lot about fashion and how much she loves fashion and her, obviously, her big fashion brand and
all that kind of stuff.
But I feel like she, in the first episode anyway, maybe she gets deeper in the second episode
and third where she shares way more.
But it was kind of surface level for me in the first step.
What do you want more spice girls on that?
More spice girls, yeah.
And just more about her.
I don't really care all that much about the fashion stuff because that's not for me.
I know it'll be for some people, but I was like, give me spice girls.
Give me more about you.
Those comments that Dean was telling us
that she was receiving Dean.
I just Googled.
She was 22 when the Spice Girls first launched.
Yeah.
Wow.
It was such a different time back then
and I still feel like there's a lot of work to do
in terms of commenting on females' bodies.
But it was very, very toxic back then.
Do you know her official title now
is Victoria Caroline Lady Beckham?
Is that?
Lady Beckham.
I really like her.
I think she,
In the David Beckham doco
It, yeah, I felt like...
Humanised her, but I...
Yeah, it did. It really did.
And I was like, oh, she's actually quite quirky and funny and cool.
And I feel like, yeah, that's what I want to see in this one.
But we'll see.
That's the T with D. McCarthy.
He's our Hollywood correspondent.
The ZM Podcast Network.
We were talking to our wonderful producer Ella yesterday
who's newly married and living with her wonderful husband.
I am.
She revealed that he...
had to ask for a bit of a talk the other day, didn't he?
Had to sit you down for a chat.
Yeah.
Hey, babe.
I need to talk to you about something.
We need to talk.
Yeah.
And this is good to bring up, you know.
We all laugh on this show, but this is real talk.
This is real talk.
Sometimes we're not perfect, and we can be a bit selfish.
Uh-huh.
Oh, okay, your words, but tell us the thing that your husband had to talk to you about.
for not asking him his permission or just checking in
if I can foster five kittens for four to five weeks
You didn't even consult with your poor husband
No, I did, but it was a bit, I said the message.
Did you say yes and then you told him?
Or did you say, hey, babe.
That's not consulting.
Hey, babe, which one was it?
It was a, I said yes to the message.
No, no.
And then I said, babe, five kittens.
Like, I haven't had kittens for a month.
I need my cats.
And then he was like, can we have three?
And I was like, I've already said yes to five.
Obviously, we don't believe you need your husband's permission to do anything.
But it's a partnership.
You need to discuss and have conversations because it's obviously his house as well.
Totally.
And I understand, he actually works from home.
So right now he's looking after them.
There are currently, and I got a photo, we all got a photo of this last night.
there are currently five newborn kittens roaming around
in one of those big cage pen things
in the middle of Ella and her husband's.
It's not even a house that you guys live in.
No, we live in our friend's basement.
Did you consult with the friends whose house it is
before you got the five kittens?
Yeah, so with the organisation and what they have to check.
Like if you're renting or do you want the house, so yes, permission granted.
So you got their permission?
Not before asking.
about, like, not, like, in general.
She's already been fostering kittens.
Oh, right.
So I think she's already talked to them about it.
Yeah, but is there an upper limit?
When you said, can I foster some kittens?
Did they know it was going to be five at a time?
Yeah, next minute you've got 12 cats down there.
I wouldn't mind that.
No, we know you wouldn't mind.
It's not all about you?
We know.
Yeah, yeah.
So that's the thing.
I realized in this sit down in this chat with Ryan
that I get tunnel vision with anything.
I did it with guinea pigs, with cats, with something I want to buy.
I just did it.
And I don't know if it's like a trait of mine.
I don't know if it's...
Like, FOMO, yeah.
It's actually quite sweet.
But I absolutely understand where he's coming from.
And you're doing a wonderful thing.
Fostering cats is such a great thing.
And we're not saying that you shouldn't keep doing that.
But you're married.
So it's not just you you have to think about.
You just have to be like, okay, before I say yes, maybe I'll talk to Ryan.
And we can make a decision together.
Yeah.
it's definitely a partnership and I'm learning not to be yeah again selfish or think about myself
Ella said to us at lunch today she goes so yeah we had the chat and it's all good he's not
happy about it but but we're all good and then I said to him by the way the cats need to be fed
three times a day so can you feed them for me while I'm at work today thanks bye
love you bye but the thing is the cats come and then he's smiling and then he's patting them
and using them like little machine guns so you say he secretly wants it yeah he likes it
Yeah, right, okay.
Maybe not five.
Whatever you need to do to...
Your words.
Tell yourself to keep yourself happy.
Whoopsie!
It's very relatable, okay?
It happens to the best of us.
And we want to know the thing that your partner had to have a talk to you about today.
Was it buying cars?
Was it buying shoes?
Was it...
What was the last thing your wife had to have a talk to you about?
Um...
Um...
Um, I don't know.
Did you not listen?
No, I can't
I can't think of anything that I've done wrong
What about you?
Same
That's the funniest shit I've said on the show all week
No
I think the latest one was
Babe, you need to stop buying clothes
Oh, we've all said that to you
We don't have the room
Yeah
All the closets are full.
All the closets are full.
It's overflowing.
Stop chasing the dopamine
and buying a new pair of pants
so you can feel good about yourself for a week.
That's what she says to me.
Life hack, Brianna.
Start putting your clothes underneath your partner's clothes
slowly in their wardrobe.
Great.
Have you learned nothing from this conversation?
That's what I do.
See, work smarter, not harder.
Oh, $800 at him.
Or you can text a 960.
we want to know the last thing your partner had to have a bit of a talk to you about
or vice versa you had to, with love, see your partner down and be like, hey, babe.
We need to chat.
It's getting out of hand.
It's ZM's Bree and Clint Podcast.
We're asking you what's the thing you and your partner, your partner had to have a bit of a talk to you about.
Someone described it as a babe chat.
The way starts with babe.
We need a chat.
Babe, we need to have a bit of a chat.
Ella's husband has very calmly talk to her.
her habit of fostering too many kittens at a time.
Currently five?
Without even asking if it's okay.
An instant influx of five kittens.
Oh, they're the best.
They're so cute.
Look, she doesn't regret it one bit.
Yeah, they'll be up for adoption.
Oh, well, he's at home working all day.
He can look after him.
You say you...
You bounce off to work, leave him with all the extra jobs.
Talk on the radio.
This will make you feel better, Ella.
It's a text that says mine was...
Hey, babe, as amazing as rescuing guinea pigs is,
please stop bringing them home.
I got a little bit carried away with rescuing and breeding.
We had 25 guinea pigs.
Oh, my God.
One time, about two years ago.
Whoops.
After rehoming, et cetera, we now have nine,
and there will be no more guinea pigs.
That's what makes me feel better.
There's also people like me out there.
That person's so getting more.
Exactly.
And guinea pigs breed like rabbits.
Yeah.
They do.
That was good.
Nice.
We asked what's the last chat your partner had to have with you.
What about the scab one?
Oh, the scab one?
The scab one was so yuck.
It said I had to have a talk with my husband about picking his scabs.
It's driving me bonkers for years and he doesn't stop.
So I've said that I will not have any indoor gardening with him until he stops.
Well, that should be last resort.
I think it is last resort.
I understand that.
But I feel like it probably feels like the last card you've got to play, right?
I'll just shut up, I'll just shut up, shop.
It is literally the ace.
But also, no one wants to indoor garden with old picky, scabby, mskab, scab, you know?
No one wants that.
Probably tonight will be my next, hey babe chat.
Last night my two-year-old asked for a puppy dog.
So I text the wife today about a little trip I need to take after work.
Her response was, what have you bought now?
Surprise.
Yeah, that's definitely.
a joint conversation
getting an animal
what about this? My partner told me
that even though I had leftover money
after paying all of our bills
I shouldn't be spending it on random plants
that we don't need
leftover money so good
leftover money
This one's grosser than the scab one
What
I had to talk to my partner and say
Hey babe
Please stop spitting your phlegm onto plates
Oh. Oh, no. That's, that's...
Hey, babe, I've hired a divorce lawyer and we've got a meeting with them next week.
That's awful. What about this one? Last babe chat I had was after she found my secret bank account.
Uh-oh.
Ooh.
I hope it was for...
What I hope it was for?
What? I hope it was for...
What?
Yeah, that's what I hope it was for.
A holiday for the both of you.
Yeah.
Every now and then I tell my husband we need to have a chat
and tell him I'm booking him in for a day of learning how to do things.
Like hang the towel over the towel rail and not in a ball on the rail
and how to close the curtains so they meet in the middle
and not two curtains on one end of the rail.
That sounds like a lot in one day.
Might have to put it across two.
This one I have never related to more.
It says, I have recently been diagnosed with ADHD,
and what comes with that is impulsive decisions slash buying.
A couple of weeks ago, my husband had to talk with me
about not spending as much as we need to start budgeting.
On Tuesday, I bought a spa pool.
But I bet you got a great deal.
I bet you got a great deal.
And I bet knowing ADHD, ADHD people,
I bet you're going to be interested in that spa pool
for at least a week and a half.
Oh, maybe two.
Maybe two.
Maybe two, and then you'll lose interest.
Yeah, but that's okay because you'll have a whole new interest.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can just buy something else.
That's how it works.
And that spark will still be there.
You'll never use it again and you'll never have any interest in it ever again.
But it will still be there.
Like you've got a sparkle for life.
You just keep buying, buying, buying.
This one's very relatable.
It says, my partner had to have the chat about squeezing the toothpaste from the bottom of the tube, not the middle.
We now have our own tubes of toothpaste.
Well, that's the other option, isn't it?
That's good.
And the ultimate version of that.
is you have your own houses.
You go, we can't keep having these conversations.
I can't keep living with these stinky, pissy foster kittens.
But I do love you and I do want to stay with you.
Yeah.
So...
But I just don't like all these certain behaviours of yours.
I love you.
I just hate the way you are.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I'm going to live over there.
Cool.
We agree?
Deal?
Great.
Sweet.
Great.
Ah, love.
Is ZM's Brinklin, Pop.
Ricky Reid on Zim.
Breyan Clint, Ricky's in studio with us right now.
Her brand new album, The Drench, EP, is out today and she's going to play the One Second Song Challenge.
What the hell?
Bree and Clint's one second song challenge.
New intro.
That is a new intro.
We haven't changed that intro in seven years.
I got confused and thought you'd made a mistake and played something that wasn't meant to be played.
too. In between the songs there,
Ricky Reid was saying, you've heard this game
and you're nervous about how you're going to go.
I'm feeling very nervous, so that's good for the other person.
Mate, you're a musician. You'll be all over this.
Yeah, but my memory with words and names is a different thing.
Well, you just learn who Ricky Lake was for the second time.
Exactly. Exactly.
Kim, you're going to head with Ricky Reed this afternoon.
Hi, Kim.
Hello, how are you?
We're well. How are you at this game?
Have you ever played along in the kids?
car on a Friday?
I definitely try and play when I'm in the car.
I'm 50-50.
50.
I can, like, sing a song, but I might not know who sings it.
Okay, this might be quite the showdown.
You might be my perfect competitor.
Yeah, you could be.
Refresher for everyone.
I'll play some songs from the start, and I need you to buzz in with your name when you
want to give it a go at answering it.
I need to know the name of the artist and the name of the song, okay?
And the year it came out.
And the Rick will label who released it.
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
Because this is the summer album from you, Ricky Reed.
These are all summer themed songs.
That's great.
There's your hint.
There's your theme girls.
You guys ready to go?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good luck, everybody.
Here's your first song.
Ricky, Ricky, Ricky.
Ricky, Ricky, Ricky.
Ricky, Ricky.
So that's Calvin Harris.
Yeah.
And it's...
Oh, no.
It helps.
When I met you in the summer.
So the song would be called...
Oh, guys.
I told you I'm both of it.
Ricky, come on.
When I met you in the summer.
Summer?
No, summer.
Yes.
Summer?
Yep.
It's summer.
Nice.
She was just toying with us.
Like I said, I knew, I just...
I can sing it.
You asked for the next line.
I'll sing it.
Kim
I'm a singer guys
I was choosing
Yeah we will give you the same
We'll give you the same
Grace Kim if it comes to it
So
Absolutely Kim
Summer themed songs
Buzz in when you think you know
What this one is
Bang up
Oh no
I do know
Disney Star
Tell me what you want
What you like
This is okay
I'm an egg
Wait
Come on Kim
What's her name though
Oh
Oh oh oh oh oh
Ricky
Ricky
Ricky
So this is a cool for the summer
Bye
She's on camp rock
You got it
Oh
Is this Demi Lovano
Yes it is
For the summer
You knew that a summer
You knew that a come
Yeah
I was singing along
You had it, Kim.
I felt it.
I think we're in it together.
We've seen a comeback like this before.
It's been done.
But Kim, you are going to have to get the next three in a row correct.
Come on, Kim.
Are you ready?
Okay, that's a lot of pressure.
Okay.
You've got it.
I reckon this one's got you ridden all over at Kim.
I need the name of the artist and the title of the song for this one.
Kim.
Kim's it?
Kim.
Summer of 69.
Bye.
Ron Bryant, Adam?
She's done!
Oh, get in, Kim.
Woo-you!
Well done, Kim, you're on the board.
She's pulled it back.
Oh, my God.
Summer-themed songs for Ricky Reed's summer album release.
Here comes song number four.
Good luck.
Ah, ah, ah, Buzz, Ricky.
Ricky.
So who's Justin Timberlake?
Mm-hmm.
There's just can't be summer love.
She's done it.
Nice.
Sorry, I just...
That's okay.
It's a better now.
I'm so...
Hey, and look, here's an opportunity.
Ricky, you can take the $50 for yourself
or you can give it to Kim.
It's up to you.
Kim, it was really fun to play with you.
And I would love you to go buy whatever makes your Friday night.
awesome with $50
There you go
Kim she's a good Sheila isn't she
She's talented and generous
I was hoping she was going to say
I want you to go buy whatever you want
But not with this 50 bucks
Not with my $50
She'd be like I'm not a Ricky read fan
Go stream Ricky's new album
It's out today it's called Drench EP
It's good to see you
Congratulations on everything
Thanks so much I appreciate it for
Always a pleasure
Play Z&M's Brie and Clint
I want to introduce to the
concept of hot
birthdays and ugly birthdays.
I honestly pity those
who kind of have ugly birthdays,
you know, like February 6th, September 9th.
I'm sorry, dude.
Oh, ouch, to our February 6th
listeners. Yeah, ouch.
Ouch. What is it based on just his vibe
of the day? Yeah, I think so.
And having that day is a birthday.
Yeah, I don't think there's a book of
like a, like a, you know, like a written down
list of hot birthdays and ugly birthdays.
It's all vibe, right?
It's all just on vibe.
So this afternoon I thought we could go through
and figure out whether we have hot birthdays or ugly birthdays
and then we have a list of listeners' birthdays
and just off vibe we're going to figure out
hot birthday, ugly birthday.
I'll go first guys.
I'll put my birthday out there.
You can't comment on your own birthday, by the way.
Okay.
February 1st.
Hot birthday
I don't really get hot
but I don't get ugly either
it's like somewhere in the middle
just kind of neutral
neutral birthday
Yeah that's okay
Ella
Yeah
Nothing jumped out to me
That's why yeah
February 1st
First of the second
It's a good birthday
First of the second night
It's nice
Okay yeah
It's not whether it's a good birthday
Yeah it's right
Whether it's a hot birthday
It's not an ugly birthday
Therefore it's a hot birthday
Pretty. I think it's pretty.
Okay. I'll take it. I would have said hot, but that's okay.
Yeah, of course you would.
Three. All right, here we go.
My birthday, the third of January.
Ugly birthday.
And I can say that because I know that you know it's an ugly birthday.
It's not the birthday you want.
No, it's not.
I've got to be honest, I also think ugly birthday.
Three's a nice number.
But not with January.
And one's a nice number too, but not one.
of the three of the one.
Sorry.
It's nothing against you.
My birthday.
Well, technically my birthday is the third of September.
Oh, you're a new birthday.
Yeah, you should have said that one.
And if you'd said that, we would have said.
Of September.
Oh, good.
Claudia's out for me today.
You go next, Claudia.
Ugly birthday.
Just kidding.
I'm joking.
The 15th of June.
Hot birthday.
It's so.
symmetrical.
Yeah, it's pretty nice.
It's the middle day of the middle
month.
Hot birthday.
Oh, yeah.
It is too.
Hot.
Brie, can you be objective?
I'm trying to take myself back from...
I'm trying to separate it from a person
I know it's attached to.
Hot birthday. Hot birthday.
Hot birthday, Claudia.
Okay, Ella, let's go.
30th...
Whoa.
Sorry.
Whoa.
30th of October.
Hot birthday
Ugly birthday
I think my birthday is beautiful
You can come over here with me
Ugly birthday
Ugly birthday
It feels
This is nothing to do with the person
Sorry I'm getting emotional
It feels bloated
I was going to say the same thing
It's like October 30th
October 30th
There's so much going on
Yeah
I'm really trying to take offence to that
Don't take offence
People are texting through their birthdays, and I feel like when I see it written, I get way more of a vibe.
Yeah, okay.
Do we do a speed round?
29th of November.
209th of November.
Hot birthday.
Hot birthday.
Yeah.
You know why?
Because 2 plus 9 equals 11.
Well, what about 11th of April?
And this, well, was the second of, what was it?
29th of February?
Hey, guys, 3 plus 1 equals 4.
Was it February?
Guys, it was...
What was it?
What was it?
So, then, it was November.
Yeah, November.
Yeah, so 2-9, 11.
Yeah.
2 plus 9 equals 11.
God.
Shut up, Claudia.
What about the 11th of April?
I changed my mind on Claudia's one.
Ugly birthday.
Oh, ugly person, Clint.
It's not personal.
Ugly behavior.
They call me bloated.
11th of April.
Hot.
Hot birthday.
11th.
I love April.
Like legs 11.
Legs 11.
I was going to say the same thing.
Hot birthday.
1st of November.
No.
Hot birthday.
Hot birthday.
Hot birthday.
What is it?
What is it?
I feel like November's hot.
It's hot.
November's my wife's birthday.
I think April is in May.
November hot.
My wife's birthday, the 11th of November.
The 11th of the 11th.
11th.
Hot.
What about?
What else we got here?
Eighth of February.
Eighth of February?
Ugly birthday.
Ugly birthday.
Ugly.
Ugly.
Eighth of April.
Eighth of February's bloated, too, because eight's a bloated number.
In February.
You're born in February.
Yeah, but I'm February 1, February 1, February 1.
One's not bloated?
One's not bloated.
Okay, here we go.
What about the 13th of December?
Hot.
Hot, hot, because it's like spooky.
I think any 13, I find hot because that's my lucky number.
All right, that was stupid.
Is this the dumbest break we've ever done?
Yeah, Clint's a bit.
loaded today.
And it's tearing us apart.
It has, hasn't it?
No, no.
It's not the dumbest break we've ever done.
Doesn't mean it's not a dumb break, though.
Yeah, remember that five-minute break we did on nuts?
That was great.
We did one on hemorrhoids last week.
Remember when we did, um, yawning, uh, um.
Oh, I don't remember that.
Sneezing in different countries.
Yeah, that was fun.
That was fun.
ZDM's Bree and Clint podcast.
Gentlemen
Rehnclince
Friday
Hokie
Every Friday
the nation
comes to a stop
as they all
collectively
change their radio
stations away
from ZM
because we
take on a cover
and we
sing that song
with the release
of Taylor Swift's
latest album
The Life of a Showgirl
it was only fitting
that we did
a Taylor Swift's song
So we've chosen Opalides.
Oh my mama told me it's all right.
You were dancing through the light.
A dangerously catchy pop song.
And I think that our version might be the cure to that.
If you've had this song stuck in your head for a week,
this might remedy that.
You may never want to hear it again after this.
Full disclosure, we recorded these on Wednesday,
the day after we got back from our.
big Sydney NRL grand final trip.
And I wouldn't say our vocal cords were in the best condition.
I barely had a voice.
It's only just coming back now.
But do you think having strong vocal cords would have helped?
No, it still would have been crap.
Wouldn't have helped me one bit.
Be brave, let's do this.
Okay, you're going to hear mine, and then you're going to hear Breeze,
and then you're going to call 0800 dial ZEDM
and tell us who you think did the better version of Taylor Swift's opalides.
Here we go.
Good luck to us, and good luck to you,
listening.
Best of luck.
Here's my Opelite on ZM.
I had a bad habit of missing love is past.
My brother used to call it eating out of the trash.
It's never going to last.
I thought my house was haunted.
I used to live with ghosts and all the perfect couples.
Said when you know, you know, and when you don't, you don't.
And all of the foes and all of the friends have seen it before, they'll see it again.
Life is a song, it ends when it ends, I was wrong.
But my mama told me, it's all right.
You were dancing through the lightning strikes.
Sleepless in the onyx night
But now the sky is open light
Oh my Lord
Never made no one like you before
You'd have to make your own sunshine
But now the sky is open light
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh their last note
all we can do is our best okay
and that's the deal you and I made
we do our best every time okay
the start of yours sounded
it gave musical theatre
is that what you were going for
it was what I was going for showgirl
showgirl tunes
I thought I was trying to channel
no I liked it I was into it
someone on the text machine said
Clint sounded like a hungover drag queen
again showgirl
That's a compliment.
That's a showgirl, if ever I heard one.
Because drag queens sound fantastic when they're hung over.
So there's mine.
Here comes Breeze.
Once you've heard both, you can vote.
I was...
Bree spent the last four days sounding like a female Darren Lockyer.
I sounded like, yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, she sounded like Steve Price off Treasure Island.
I did.
This strained my voice to sing this, and I hate to think what it turns.
turned out like.
We should have done Miley Cyrus for your voice this week.
I would have been in my element.
Yeah.
Anyway, here it comes.
This is Bree's Opelite.
Once you've heard both, we'd love you to vote.
Good luck, Bree.
Thank you.
I had a bad habit of missing lovers past.
My brother used to call it.
Eating out of the trash, it's never going to last.
I thought my house was haunted.
I used to live with ghosts
And all the perfect couples
Said when you know you know
And when you don't you don't
And all of the foes and all of the friends
I've seen it before, they'll see it again
Life is a song, it ends when it ends
I was wrong
But my mama told me you
It's all right, you were dancing through the lightness dry.
Sleepless in the onyx night, but now the sky is all polite.
Whoa, oh, my lord, never made no one like you before.
You had to make your own sunshine, but now this sky is all for light.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Maybe.
The last bit was a bit rough.
Like 80% of it, I was like, wow, you've really pulled through here.
I couldn't believe how decent it sounded.
The husk, I feel, like, worked in my favour.
A can, eh, if you can harness it, yeah.
I feel like you got a little bit wobbly in the last...
Yeah, oh yeah, it was definitely wobbly in the last bit.
Well, I might as speak.
To be honest, pretty happy.
I'm just a hungover drag queen.
Hey, we're looking for five people,
Swifties or not, to call through and pick the winner of Friday Oakey this week.
There is, Franklin.
Let's get a winner.
Friday Oakey!
If you missed it, oh, man.
Lucky you.
We just did Taylor Swift's Opa Light for Friday Oki.
Mine something like this.
Lightning Strakes.
And Bree sounded like this.
But my mama told me it's all right.
You were dancing through the lightning strikes.
You did it too.
Lightning strikes.
That's how Taylor does it.
And we've opened the phone lines to the people to find a winner for Friday Oakey this week.
Let's go to Graham first.
Kura Graham.
Hi, Graham.
Yeah, hi.
You're a big Taylor Swift fan, Graham?
Reasonable Taylor Swift.
Good.
Good.
Are you a bigger fan after hearing our versions of Opalite?
Your version, yes.
Clint's version definitely not.
Okay.
I mean, I hate to have to ask this, Graham, but who are you voting for this week?
Free.
By default.
By our country, mine.
I will take that vote, Graham.
Thank you very much.
Someone's texted and they said,
guys, the word ghost must be a really hard word to sing,
especially for you, Clint.
What did you sing it like?
I used to live with ghosts.
I was trying to bring a bit of, you know, resmataz to it.
It was very Mr. G from you.
Dib and Kira are here.
Hi guys.
Hi guys.
Hi.
Hello.
Taylor Swift fans, both of you?
Yeah, we're Swifties.
Oh, good.
We like that.
So this will be a good vote from each of you.
What are we thinking?
We're thinking.
three bought the Country Taylor vibe, so we're voting three.
Country Taylor.
Hell yeah, gals.
Thank you, ladies.
Have an excellent weekend.
Jade's here.
It could all be done in three votes, Jade.
Hi, Jade.
Hi.
Who bought the Taylor Swift vibe the best?
Yeah, what's your review?
I think it was Clint.
There you go.
All is not lost.
I thought it was really unique, and it made me laugh.
Okay
I love that review Jade
It's honest
And to the point
It's a vote though
And I will take it
Have a great weekend Jade
See you Jade
Thank you
Sweet as am I back in this thing
Val's here
Hi Val
Hi Val
Hi guys
Happy Friday
Happy Friday to you
I always listen to you
On a Friday afternoon
It makes my week
Oh thanks Val
That's just made our week
And what do you reckon about
Our Taylor Swift
Opelite this week
Oh, Clint, I'm sorry, darling, but as soon as he started singing, my cat's tail killed itself into a knot.
I have that effect on the cats.
Not a good sign.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, Clint.
I normally love you to pieces, but even I was like...
It's okay, I can take it, Val.
I love you too.
You need to say it out loud.
Yeah, come on, Val.
So definitely breathe this week.
There you, Val.
Because the Mama told me it's all right.
You were dancing through the lightning strikes.
Congratulations.
That's all right, mate.
I think you need to go on a three-day bender every weekend for Friday.
Maybe.
Yeah.
I have no idea.
We can do like a hosier song next week.
Damn it to church!
I would have really crushed that this week, I think.
Thank you guys.
We appreciate all your votes.
Z-Dames, Brian and Clint.
Time for a birthday banger.
All I want for my birthday banger.
Here we go.
Birthday banger time.
Number one songs when you turn 16.
Last one for the week.
Let's go.
Tiahu's going to go first.
Kuro to Tiahu.
Goulda, mate.
What have you been up to today?
No, I just came out of the shower.
Got put on the spot one bro.
I was my partner.
She was on the thing with you.
Wait, are you about to do our first ever nude birthday banger?
Are you naked right now?
You wish, guys, you wish.
What's your birthday, Tio?
36th, 12th, September, 1993.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2009.
And on that day, this was at the top.
Beyonce, sweet dreams, what do you reckon?
Yeah, that's not too shabby.
You could do a bit of a dance to that.
Yeah, you could throw off your towel and shake what your mama gave you, Tahu, to that song, couldn't you?
Bri is like, I'm king.
Oh, yeah, I'm KFC now.
Thanks for the KFC.
You got to you today.
No worries.
No worries.
You're very welcome.
Wait there, wait there, because you could be our winner and we'll come back to you.
Next, Tonya for a birthday banger.
Hi, Tonya.
Hi, Tonya.
Are you there?
Yeah, I'm here.
Hello, Tonya.
What have you been up to today, Tonya?
I got my learners today.
Did you?
Congratulations.
exciting first go yeah first go oh nice work well done mate okay well what is your birthday
27th of september 2009 all right that means you were 16 this year tanya uh in 2025 two weeks ago
so two weeks ago this was number one come be the man i need tell me you got something to get
i want it oh it's great one tanya the good thing is that's your birthday banger for life yeah and
And that song is going to age very well.
Do you like it?
Do you like Olivia Dean?
Absolutely love her.
Oh, it's so good.
Oh, congratulations then.
Wait there, Tonya, we've got to do Garth's birthday banger.
Gide, Gareth.
Gathe Gareth.
Yeah, good-day, guys.
What have you been doing today, mate?
Oh, just a bit of work and then hanging out with the kids that are in the car with me.
Hi, guys.
What's the kids' names?
We've got Oxford.
We've got Melody.
got one of Melody's friends, Tooie with us.
Hi, Toey.
Hi, guys.
Happy Friday.
Gide, team.
Hello.
There they are, the whole crew.
Hey, Garth, what is your birthday?
24th of January,
1983.
All right, that means you were 16 in 1999.
And back in 99,
Garth, here's your birthday banger.
All the girls say, I'm pretty flat.
All right, guys.
for a white guy.
And are you, are you, Garth?
Yeah, boy.
Yeah.
I feel like it's all suits, Garth.
Banger.
That's my vote.
That's my vote too.
You've won, Garth.
Yeah.
The car is going off.
From the year 99, he's Garth's birthday banger on Z-M with Brian Clint.
Something I think everyone can relate to and everyone dreads is getting stuck in a conversation at a party.
Oh, have you heard the term, have you heard the term verbal handcuffs?
No.
When someone puts you in verbal handcuffs and you can't leave, you're locked in.
You're trapped talking to that person.
It often happens when you and a friend are talking, someone joins you, and then your friend's like, oh, I'm going to go and get a drink.
And they escape.
And then it's just you and that other person.
And for some reason, you just can't get out of it and you're there.
You end up being there for ages.
Well, I came across this woman who, she studies.
She's an expert in this field.
And she has shared her tips on how to get out of that situation.
Oh, perfect.
Okay, great.
Yeah.
It's got an easy to remember acronym, so you'll never forget it when you want to bolt.
So the acronym is P, P-E-E.
The P-E stands for polite.
This is when you're going to say something nice to acknowledge whatever it was you were talking about.
like oh thanks for telling me about that. E stands for excuse and that's where you insert
I need to run at the bathroom real quick or there's somebody over there I need to talk to and then
the last E is end and that's where you politely say but we should talk again sometime or maybe I'll
catch you around. P. Pee. So polite. Yeah. E was excused. Yeah. And then the last E was I forgot
already. Basically you just say hey good to chat. I need a piss. That's that's the just of it
isn't it? The acronym is P. Who cares
that the letter stand for? Use P
as an excuse to get out of conversations.
I have been in multiple
situations my entire life. I can't believe
I've never thought of using the toilet as an excuse.
Are you joking?
No, I haven't. Have you never
used that as a... Are you joking me?
I just sort of stand there and make stupid
small talk until they go
well, I'm going to leave.
Wait, have you never been the one
to like excuse yourself
from the conversation? Not using
using the toilet excuse, no.
Okay, I've used the toilet
because that's the best one to use.
Yeah.
I've used that a million times.
How many times can you use it in a night
though?
Yeah, see, and it gets weird
because then like, if you are near
the toilet, you'll have to
go to the toilet. So there's only
so many times you can use it. Should we
do a role play? Oh yeah, okay, sure, yeah.
Claudia, Ella, do you guys want to be involved in this?
And so, okay, who wants to be
stuck in the conversation?
I'll go first and then you guys can give it a go
so Clint and I were stuck in this conversation
So, okay
There's some party noise
Yeah so my uncle
He actually owns a panel beating shop
And he could probably do that work on your car
For quite cheap
Oh true
Yeah just give me if you want to give me your number
Oh I'd love to but I'm busting for a slash
Oh okay well come back find me when you're
Go for a wee and come back.
I don't wash my hands though, so.
But I will.
I'll find you.
Okay, cool.
I'll be over here somewhere.
Oh, that's easier than I thought.
Not bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, now I'm in you.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so, yeah, I went to the doctor and I said, does it look infected?
Wow.
Because doesn't feel infected.
It's hot and it's raised and it is itchy, but I'm quite anti-antibiotics.
Yeah, right.
You probably should get that checked.
Hey, I'll be back in just a sec.
I've got a rooster fighting in an illegal cockering at the moment.
I'll be back.
Where was the toilet in that?
Where was the toilet?
No, it didn't have to be toilet.
It was just an excuse.
Right.
And my excuse was my rooster.
Did you hear nothing?
You've got to use the toilet as your excuse.
Okay, that's a fail.
Sorry, that's a fail.
What?
Claudia.
I quite like that.
You're now in a conversation with Bree that you want to leave.
Okay.
So anyway, I discovered I have four nipples.
And I'd always thought it was more of like a birth mark,
but they started lactating when I was, you know, I gave birth.
Hey man, this is cool, but we've just met.
So I need to pee.
Oh, if I show it to you.
Wait, do you need to pee or do I need to pee?
I'll come with you.
I'll come with you because I need to pee as well.
Let's go.
You deli, deli, you deli.
Too much.
Yeah, yeah.
Work with girls because they will.
go, oh come with you. We'll do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe you needed to go poo.
Ella, you and me, okay? This is the last chance to get it right.
Yeah, I can do it. Okay. We're at a party. And that's why I refused to get the vaccine, you know?
Oh, no. Because I just didn't like her as prime minister. I've got nothing against, I got nothing against the virus or anything.
I just, I'm just, I'm so sorry to cut you off. I've got a periri doggy dogging. I need to go shit.
I have to go. And also, I don't.
I don't like you.
I liked the last nail in the coffin.
It sealed it off.
It sealed it.
It completely shut it off.
I really didn't like that.
My prairie dog is dogging.
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Hey, what supplements are you guys currently on?
Oh, I can't.
Not enough time to name all the ones I'm on.
What's your subs regime look like?
Oh, you know me.
I love a vitamin.
I'm just like, can't get it up.
I am on a few at the moment and...
Are you?
I'm shocked at that.
I'm not noticing any notable benefits from any of them except magnesium.
I am shocked.
I'm shocked that your supplements and vitamins that have never really had any major research done behind it
that says they do all the things that they do aren't giving you the benefits.
Yeah, I know, right, crazy.
I read this article today that said doctors are,
asking people to cool it on all the supplements.
Really?
Because people are just so obsessed.
Yeah.
And I thought it was going to be because the doctors were like, bro, they don't work.
But it's not quite that.
They're more worried about, or two things.
Some supplements that have side effects, like the ones that do work but in a bad way.
And also the people who are like self-diagnosing and then treating themselves with...
I'll just take this.
Hmm.
I might just get some milk thistle for that.
Milk thistle?
That'll sort me right out.
Um, they said not all supplements are bad.
There's legitimate ones which are good, like folic acid for pregnant women.
Yeah.
But I feel like you'd go to a doctor and he would say to you get on the folic acid.
Mm.
You know?
Yeah, I feel like you should, um, consult your GP.
Whereas I'm very easily sucked in to these things.
What are you taking at the moment?
My feed is full of fitness influences talking about the benefits of creatine.
And they doctors?
No, fitness influences.
Oh, right.
Sorry, I thought you said doctors.
So I'm on the creatine.
If that's the fatty one at the moment.
It's the big one at the moment.
Yeah.
And I tell you what's the next big one, which I'm already on.
What?
It's called NMN.
And it's meant to reverse your biological age.
I'm on the M&Ms too.
No, NMN.
Yeah, M&Ms.
No, NM.
They're delish.
NM.
What?
NM.
Yeah, peanut M&Ms, that's what I said.
Hell yeah.
See, that I can get around.
Your doctor prescribed you those, or are you saying?
self-diagnosed.
No, he described me just the normal ones, and then I up my dose with the peanut ones.
It's ZAM's Bree and Clint Podcast.
Bree and Clinton, that's the end of the show and the end of the week.
There was a point on Tuesday, I believe, when we got off the plane from Sydney.
I thought, we're not going to make it through this week.
I had that same thought.
And yet here we are.
Here we are.
We've done a full week.
It shows you if you just keep showing up.
up and doing a mediocre job, you'll get through.
You'll get through.
Hey, if you do the time.
Do the crime.
Then you should be sure to have done the crime as well.
That's the same?
I know what you mean.
Yeah.
If you want to have the fun, pay the fun tax.
Put it in the...
I think it's a good place to leave.
I think so, too. Let's go home.
Have a great weekend, everybody.
We'll see on Monday.
Bye.
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