ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 10th October 2025

Episode Date: October 10, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Bray and Clint, the podcast. ZM's Brin' Clint, thanks to KFC's new Katsu Bowl, here for a good time, not a long time. Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. Zem, Brie and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the Brin and Clint show. we've just done a very cool interview with a very cool artist who's doing a very cool show
Starting point is 00:00:34 in Auckland that we can't announce until Monday. Oh yeah, this is all very secret, secret. Very hush, hush. But it's very cool indeed. Very cool, yeah. Yeah. Don't you hate people who say things like that? I hate it.
Starting point is 00:00:46 You're like, hey guys, I've got a big announcement coming. It's nostalgia inducing. Very much so, yeah. Which we're all about. So watch this space Monday. We should be able to share that with you guys. All the big announcement. on Monday. Big show for you today, though. We've got another double pass to see Ed Sheeran live, either in Wellington, Christchurch, or Auckland. You have your choice. We're going to do that before 5 o'clock today.
Starting point is 00:01:11 Yeah. When you hear an Ed Shearren song on this show before 5, if you're the first person through on 0800 dials at him, we'll give you two tickets to the Ed Shearing show of your choice. How good. Also, Khalid's on the show. He's back. He's got new music and we'll play that interview for you. after birthday banger today. How good. Huge show. Friday Oaky 2. First though, time for Trady versus Lady, where the ladies are back in touching distance.
Starting point is 00:01:37 They sure are. Can they get it done today to equal the scores? 0800 dial ZM right now. Play ZDN's Bree and Clint. Time for Trady versus Lady. It's Trady versus Lady. Three, two, one. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:01:55 Righty-o, let's do it. Last game of the week, the Trady's on 84. Can the ladies level them today? They're on 83. Her lady is in Auckland. She's 25 and she loves snails. Welcome to the show, Jenny. Hi, Jenny.
Starting point is 00:02:09 Oh, hello, hello. You snails are cool. They're chill as. I thought you were meaning to eat them, but you just mean in general you love them. Yeah, yeah. I haven't eaten them before, though. If you were in France, would you eat a snail?
Starting point is 00:02:24 Yeah, we're going to France. Give it a France. I love them, but if I'll eat them, but if I was in France, I'd eat him. Okay, Jenny, our snail lover, you're taking on our tradie from Taranaki. He's 34, and he can't sleep if the power goes off. Welcome to the show, Cole. Hi, Cole.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Hello. Why can't you sleep if the power goes off? No, no. Is it your subconscious or something, and you just, I can't switch off. No one with the power's off. I thought you were saying you had a sleep apnea machine, and you literally can't sleep if you don't have electricity. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:02:57 No. Yeah, what do people do? do if they have sleep apennara. Well, just have a bad night's sleep. Yeah. Yeah. We'll get up, I guess. Cole, your buzz is Trady.
Starting point is 00:03:08 Jenny, your buzzer's lady. The first two, three correct answers will get $50 cash from KFC this afternoon. Good luck, guys. All right, here we go. Question number one. The shape of a human DNA is called a double what? Lady. I'm going to go Jenny because she sort of went just first.
Starting point is 00:03:28 And then you said the same thing. So, Jenny? A helix? Double helix is correct. One to the ladies. Question number two. If a sports team gets the wooden spoon, where did they come in the competition? Lady.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Yes, Jenny. Last? Last. They did come. Did last. Two to the ladies. Cole, you need this one to stay in it, mate. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:03:50 Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Lady? Yes, Jenny. The Killers? The Killers is correct. And that is the win. She's a lady.
Starting point is 00:04:06 Oh, whoa, oh, she's a lady. Gosh, she gave her the old prance one too, indeed, Jenny. You've taken it clean sweep. Awesome, thank you. There's some kind of joke about snails being slow and Jenny being fast, but I don't know what it is. It's a Friday. It's just not.
Starting point is 00:04:24 Ladies. Back level. Go level to end the week. a piece. We just keep going one, two, one, two, one, two. Someone has to win this damn competition again. ZD.M.'s Brie and Clint Podcast. Khalid is back. He has a new album dropping called after the sun goes down and he joins us now.
Starting point is 00:04:43 Kiyo Kali. Hello, mate. What's going on guys? Hello, hello, hello. It's so good to have you back. We've heard bits and pieces of the new album and can I just say, it's giving Christina Aguilera's dirty era, but for Khalid. it's giving Christina, it's giving Britney, it's giving Janet, it's just giving... All the divas. All of the diva, just
Starting point is 00:05:05 the divaification of Khalid has risen. I love that. You need to recreate that Christina shoot on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine where she's naked with the electric guitar, thoughts, feelings into it? It's going to take me a little bit more time to become as comfortable
Starting point is 00:05:22 as Christina to be naked on a cover shoot. Okay, well my advice is push yourself, but you know, don't do anything you don't want to do. First question for me is a stupid question, but how the hell are you only 27, Carly? That's wild. It feels like we've been listening to Carlyde Bangers in New Zealand
Starting point is 00:05:38 for like over a decade. Thank you. You know what? That makes me feel a lot better because I feel like, wow, oh my God, I started making music when I was 17. I've been making music for 10 years now. And it does kind of feel like I've just lived so much maturity,
Starting point is 00:05:54 even in this career. I can remember being the newcomer. And I'm like, oh, actually. Actually, I'm not the new kid on the block anymore. And it's humbling to just see the impact that my music has just had on the world. And just even the fact that it's brought me there. We love you down under. Like, do you realize how much love you have down here in New Zealand and Australia?
Starting point is 00:06:15 Like when you've been out here before, your shows have sold out in 10 minutes. You've had to add extra seats and extra shows onto everything. When can we expect you down here again? Oh, my God. as soon as possible, how could I not pay attention to all the love that I get from down under? I'm telling you, I scream this to my team here in America all the time. Give us a scoop. Tell us the date, the location, and the exact price of the tickets. Oh, my God, oh my God. Just know everything is in the works and hopefully some time soon
Starting point is 00:06:49 I'll be able to come down to New Zealand and do a show because it's been way too wrong. I need to ask you a serious question because I feel like it's very very good. topical with how prevalent social media is these days. And I'm always interested in people with a large profile who are exposed to so much more attention than other people. Do you read the comments,
Starting point is 00:07:08 Khali? Do you ever read the comments? You know what? I actually just had a moment recently, like an epiphany where I was like, I need to stop reading the comments. I dropped the music video of Outer Body and obviously my fans are in a frenzy and
Starting point is 00:07:24 this device between people who accept it and love it and people who were on the fence, if not turned off? Did you expect that? Like, did you know that was coming when you, because it's a whole new direction for you personally and for your music? Did you know that sort of reaction was going to come? I don't think
Starting point is 00:07:40 you can ever be prepared. I think it was an experience of grief in a way where I was letting go of, just like everyone else, of this previous perception of myself and stepping into a new light and a new
Starting point is 00:07:56 to some people a new identity but it was extremely liberating because it only opens the door for so many more people who haven't gotten a chance to experience and connect with me to be able to follow me and to grow. And so I really did
Starting point is 00:08:10 have a moment where I was like, you know what? I can't focus on all of these comments. I just have to focus on the impact that this is having because at this point it's just so much bigger than me and I'm just happy to be able to be myself for the first time.
Starting point is 00:08:25 Khalid, as a queer person myself, seeing what you have gone through and the transformation and how emotional you got the first time you sang at Pride, it means so much to our community. And I just want to know how it feels for you. Like, is it so freeing? Do you just feel like a weight has been lifted off your shoulders? I feel like a weight has been lifted off of my shoulders. And I feel like support has been like, like, lifting me off of my feet.
Starting point is 00:08:57 That's amazing. I feel so connected to the queer community in a way that I always wanted to be and I feel that acceptance and it's so liberating. I'm happy to be myself in a way that people haven't been introduced to because I'm telling you the gays
Starting point is 00:09:16 are going to love back the gay. Oh, I'm already on board. Can we just say, I think Brie would agree with me, you do seem hippy. You do seem happier. You seem lighter. you seem freer and it's so good to see you back. I've got goosebumps. It's so lovely to see you happy and to see you doing so well and we're
Starting point is 00:09:31 so glad that you're back and that there's new music and we're right here to support you all the way down under so we can't wait to see you back here. Thank you so much guys. It's all love from us, Khalid. Thanks so much. All love. Thank you. That's Khalid. He's back with brand new music. See in New Zealand and what did you say like three or four weeks, right Khalid? A's app.
Starting point is 00:09:52 We're booked it. We booked it in. We booked it in. a breeze place. Hell yeah. Dead is Brinclent. A record has been broken by a woman over in the US named Shelby Martin when she gave birth to her son Cassian over the weekend.
Starting point is 00:10:07 Okay. So the record that it's broken is it's the biggest baby that has been born at that hospital. Okay. They reckon in a decade. Oh, wow. Okay. She got the hospital records.
Starting point is 00:10:21 The hospital record. Yeah. Okay. She's made the news. who's all over the US for how big this baby is. People love a big baby. Probably because of the picture,
Starting point is 00:10:30 I think, that's doing the rounds of this baby, which is, it's quite confronting. Looks like a full-grown toddler, if you ask me. And it's fresh. And it's fresh out of the womb. You describe, here, I'll show you a picture of it.
Starting point is 00:10:45 What does that baby look like? Oh, it's a big baby. It looks like if a baby were to become a sumo wrestler. Yeah. That's kind of what it looks like. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. As a big baby.
Starting point is 00:10:58 I mean, I mean, how to say this up being offensive? You know, on Star Wars? Yeah. You know, Jabba the Hutt? It's got a bit of a Jab of the Hut to it. It's got that vibe, but I mean, it just came out. Bonnie, that's what you say when you see a baby like that. Bonnie.
Starting point is 00:11:15 Bonnie. That's a Bonnie baby. Bonnie baby. That's a Bonnie wee baby. How many kilos do you reckon? Oh, kilos. I don't know babies. and kilos, only no babies in pounds.
Starting point is 00:11:26 Well, I can do the pounds, hold on. Are we measuring babies in kilos now? This did. Okay. How many pounds do you reckon? That's a 12-pounder, that baby. Nearly 13. Very close to 13 pounds.
Starting point is 00:11:43 12.78, which for the people in kilos, 5.8 kilos. That baby. I was wondering, because I was like, I wonder how close it came to the biggest, baby ever because you know it's got the record at this hospital for the biggest baby in the last decade i've done some research um what do you guys think producers clim what do you guys think largest baby ever ever you can do pounds or kilos i've got both how big um i'd say biggest baby ever it's got to be something record breaking right i'll go 20 pounds for the biggest baby ever 20 pounds
Starting point is 00:12:18 oh 23 23 i'll go down the middle 21 and a half you just want to win Yep. Largest baby ever recorded, 22 pounds. Oh my God. We all win. A.k.a. 10 kilos. Holy. The baby was born in the United States in 1879.
Starting point is 00:12:39 That's a little Kentucky chicken right there. I don't think you're getting a C-section in 18-something-something. Imagine. No. No. Do you have to push that out of your hoo-ha? Oh, that's why do you think chainsaws were invented? No.
Starting point is 00:12:53 It's true, though. It's true. We don't need to know it. It's true. It's true. Not doesn't happen anymore. It's history. But it's true. 10 kilo baby, just to put that into perspective, that baby is 20 blocks of butter. That's, oh my God. Solid. How did it get that big? Yeah. You know? How to get that big? 20 blocks of butter. Maybe. Like, that's enormous. They should have taken that out ages ago. Yeah, big dad probably.
Starting point is 00:13:23 Yeah. Maybe. Big dad and big mum. Yeah. I thought we could ask this afternoon, were you a big baby? Or did you have a big baby? I was a big baby. But now I feel like a little baby compared to those numbers.
Starting point is 00:13:36 I mean, I could have told you that. Look at their head on you. I was a 9-2. And that was just your head. Yeah, that was just the head. And I was always proud of my 9-2. And then my sister was born and she was 9-3. Really?
Starting point is 00:13:48 Yeah, stupid sister. You guys are big babies. Yeah. I'm bigger than her now, though. Yeah, just. Do you remember what you were? I have no idea. Text your mum.
Starting point is 00:13:57 I'll text her, but I feel like... She'll remember. Mums remember every single pound. Yeah, they've got a good reason to remember. Yeah, they do, yeah. How big was I? Yeah, as a baby. Yeah, as a baby.
Starting point is 00:14:13 0,800 dials at em, or text us on 9696. We're trying to find New Zealand's biggest baby. Yeah. Maybe it was you, maybe it came out of you. Oh, yeah. Either all. Z-Names, Brancl. A big baby has been born over in the US.
Starting point is 00:14:33 It's made headlines, he's so big. 5.8 kilos, which is 12.78 pounds. Cassian. Cassian. That is a big baby. That's a big name for a big baby, isn't it? Big baby. You said you were...
Starting point is 00:14:48 9-3. Which, that's a pretty... decent baby? Big baby, yeah. You asked me, I text my mum, and she said I was seven pounds six. Oh. Pretty standard. You hate losing, too.
Starting point is 00:14:58 She said, though, your aunt Lucy had a 13 pounder. They called her Lucy Lucy after that. No, Mom. Lucy. Not okay. Ask her why. So why'd they call her Lucy Lucy? I'll ask her.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why did they... She's not losing. Why? Why do you... Why do you... say I don't get it Mum, why? I don't get it. Why did they call
Starting point is 00:15:24 her Lucy Lucy? We're on the hunt for New Zealand's biggest baby. Shout out to what I think is the text of the day, which is shout out to my ex-Matt, the world's biggest baby. That's such a good burn. That's such a good burn. I love this text too. I was 11 pound 8. Tested for diabetes
Starting point is 00:15:44 straight out the womb. Natural birth. No pain meds. Mom was strongly encouraged not to have any more babies after me. Wow. Safe to say I was the third and final child. Holy smokes. So how many?
Starting point is 00:16:00 11 pounds. In the 11s. Jeez, what about this? My boy was an 11-pounder. When born, the surgeon held him up and asked, do you guys have a backpack for him? He lifted him up in the air like Simba and said, because this kid's going to school next week.
Starting point is 00:16:20 That's what you want to hear from the doctor. That's brilliant. Trina's here. Hi, Trina. Hi, Trina. Hello, how are you? Good, thanks. Are you the big baby or did you have the big baby?
Starting point is 00:16:31 I was the big baby. Okay. I was 12th round four. Holy, Trina. And can I ask how tall are you now? I'm average as. Okay. Like 155 or something.
Starting point is 00:16:47 So pretty, yeah, pretty standard. Real, we just have huge babies in my family Like my son was 10, 5 when I had him Yeah, that's a decent size baby too Yeah I had an early Terrifying for you I can hear in Trina's voice
Starting point is 00:17:04 When she learned that big babies run in the family She's like, we're going early guys Terrifying for you as a woman Who knows that big babies run in the family You know? That's awful to know that Curse I know, oh yeah, no
Starting point is 00:17:15 Yeah Yeah Hey, how good's how good medical advancements. We're going, we're inducing this thing. Get him out. Get him out of me. He's cooked. Kitty's on the phone. Hi Kitty. Hi Kitty. Hi Kitty.
Starting point is 00:17:27 Hello. Are you good? Are you the big baby or did you have the big baby? Yes, I was 10-4 and I have a younger sister who was 10-6. Jeez. I mean, it's your mum who had to deal with it, but doesn't it suck losing to your younger sister? Yeah, and the funny thing was, like, I heard your story before Clinton, and her name was going to be bonnet. but because she was so big they couldn't name her Bonnie Yeah they couldn't
Starting point is 00:17:53 Because you can't have a Bonnie baby Bonnie Can you? So her name's Pippa Bonnie Pippa Bonnie Yeah It's so good God a couple of big babies Big babies
Starting point is 00:18:03 Yeah no I'm scared for my baby I was going to say Have you had babies yet Because you know what's coming Yeah I'm very scared Find the smallest husband you can Yeah my partner He's not very small
Starting point is 00:18:17 Oh, no, kitty. No. Big babies. Going to be big and healthy. This is a great text. Says, my brother was the second longest baby ever born at St. George's Hospital. What a great record to get. 25 years ago.
Starting point is 00:18:34 They thought he was going to be 12 pounds, but he was only 10 pounds. Only? I mean only. He was just super long. His legs hung over the end of the capsule from birth. And get this. he's now 6-11. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:18:50 It was ridden in the stars. Wow. That's what you want. You want long, don't you? If it's going to be big, you want long. Yeah. Yeah, because it's streamlined. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:00 It's a way of a streamline. Yeah, yeah. Hopefully he was all curled up in there. Yeah. And then when he came out, he just like, you know, like unrolling a fire hose or something. Kane's here. Gide, Kane.
Starting point is 00:19:10 I cane. Hey, Clint, how you going? Good, good. Were you a big baby, Kane? I was 14 pounds in a month overdue, and I was a very big baby. I think I just walked out. Kane. A month overdue?
Starting point is 00:19:24 What were you trying to do to your mum? What were you doing up there? I think they got sick of waiting for me. Yeah. Holy smokes. A month over... Yeah. Also, my sister had the biggest baby in Australia for 50 years.
Starting point is 00:19:37 She was in the front page of the newspaper. This is what we want. How big? Yeah, do you know the number? He was like 17, 18 pounds. 18 pound baby girl The biggest boy in Australia for 50 years Made on the front page of newspaper
Starting point is 00:19:53 Nama Hauraki Wow Famous That's outrageous When was that baby born? He will be about 20 now How tall? Yeah big boy
Starting point is 00:20:08 It was very long though The headline was man he's big Man he's long is very tall. NRL teams were trying to sign them up from birth. They're like, here's a contract. Here's a million dollars. He's ours.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Yep. It's a future brother. Her daughter's in the running for big netball teams are ready as well. I bet. Hey, thanks, Kane. Great story. We appreciate it. There's so many great texts on this. So many great texts.
Starting point is 00:20:33 What about, what about, this is such a good story. 10 pounds, 12, nearly 11 pounds, naturally too. Actually, I don't. demanded a C-section and I went into the operating room and as they bent me over to inject me with the spinal I said to the midwife I think I'm sitting on his head she told the hospital team to hold on and let her check me once more
Starting point is 00:20:56 and boom his head was right there so I had no choice but to push that millin out of me shout out to all you painted a picture shout out to all our birthing listeners of the brain clincher God you guys are amazing you are superheroes Yeah, honestly. ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Shows brought you by KFC.
Starting point is 00:21:17 The Tea, live from L.A. with Dean McCarthy. Dean, the Victoria Beckham docu series on Netflix has dropped, and she's revealing quite a bit in this show, including talking about her eating disorder. Yes, she's gotten very deep and very personal and shared that she has suffered with an eating disorder over the years. And she talked about how the pressures of, I mean, And they were, she was a part of the most famous girl group in the world at the time.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Her husband was the most famous athlete in the world, pretty much. And you think there with all the money and the fame and everything that, you know, that everything would be perfect. And it's just not. And she's really opened up about what she dealt with. And she said it was difficult. There were times that people would call her porky posh. Oh, my God. The other times they would call her skinny posh.
Starting point is 00:22:02 Yeah, it was absolutely disgusting. And we've all seen it. You remember over the years the articles about her weight, they were relentless, so cruel. and she shared about it, which is very brave and I think a lot of people will really be helped by her sharing. Yeah, I think people will really connect with that. I've watched an episode of this last night because obviously the David Beckham docker,
Starting point is 00:22:26 when did that come out? A couple of years ago? Yeah, two years ago. I was obsessed, like loved it, was glued to it. The first episode of the Victoria Beckham one, not all that much in there. a lot about fashion and how much she loves fashion and her, obviously, her big fashion brand and all that kind of stuff.
Starting point is 00:22:47 But I feel like she, in the first episode anyway, maybe she gets deeper in the second episode and third where she shares way more. But it was kind of surface level for me in the first step. What do you want more spice girls on that? More spice girls, yeah. And just more about her. I don't really care all that much about the fashion stuff because that's not for me. I know it'll be for some people, but I was like, give me spice girls.
Starting point is 00:23:10 Give me more about you. Those comments that Dean was telling us that she was receiving Dean. I just Googled. She was 22 when the Spice Girls first launched. Yeah. Wow. It was such a different time back then
Starting point is 00:23:22 and I still feel like there's a lot of work to do in terms of commenting on females' bodies. But it was very, very toxic back then. Do you know her official title now is Victoria Caroline Lady Beckham? Is that? Lady Beckham. I really like her.
Starting point is 00:23:39 I think she, In the David Beckham doco It, yeah, I felt like... Humanised her, but I... Yeah, it did. It really did. And I was like, oh, she's actually quite quirky and funny and cool. And I feel like, yeah, that's what I want to see in this one. But we'll see.
Starting point is 00:23:54 That's the T with D. McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent. The ZM Podcast Network. We were talking to our wonderful producer Ella yesterday who's newly married and living with her wonderful husband. I am. She revealed that he... had to ask for a bit of a talk the other day, didn't he?
Starting point is 00:24:14 Had to sit you down for a chat. Yeah. Hey, babe. I need to talk to you about something. We need to talk. Yeah. And this is good to bring up, you know. We all laugh on this show, but this is real talk.
Starting point is 00:24:26 This is real talk. Sometimes we're not perfect, and we can be a bit selfish. Uh-huh. Oh, okay, your words, but tell us the thing that your husband had to talk to you about. for not asking him his permission or just checking in if I can foster five kittens for four to five weeks You didn't even consult with your poor husband No, I did, but it was a bit, I said the message.
Starting point is 00:24:56 Did you say yes and then you told him? Or did you say, hey, babe. That's not consulting. Hey, babe, which one was it? It was a, I said yes to the message. No, no. And then I said, babe, five kittens. Like, I haven't had kittens for a month.
Starting point is 00:25:10 I need my cats. And then he was like, can we have three? And I was like, I've already said yes to five. Obviously, we don't believe you need your husband's permission to do anything. But it's a partnership. You need to discuss and have conversations because it's obviously his house as well. Totally. And I understand, he actually works from home.
Starting point is 00:25:31 So right now he's looking after them. There are currently, and I got a photo, we all got a photo of this last night. there are currently five newborn kittens roaming around in one of those big cage pen things in the middle of Ella and her husband's. It's not even a house that you guys live in. No, we live in our friend's basement. Did you consult with the friends whose house it is
Starting point is 00:25:55 before you got the five kittens? Yeah, so with the organisation and what they have to check. Like if you're renting or do you want the house, so yes, permission granted. So you got their permission? Not before asking. about, like, not, like, in general. She's already been fostering kittens. Oh, right.
Starting point is 00:26:11 So I think she's already talked to them about it. Yeah, but is there an upper limit? When you said, can I foster some kittens? Did they know it was going to be five at a time? Yeah, next minute you've got 12 cats down there. I wouldn't mind that. No, we know you wouldn't mind. It's not all about you?
Starting point is 00:26:24 We know. Yeah, yeah. So that's the thing. I realized in this sit down in this chat with Ryan that I get tunnel vision with anything. I did it with guinea pigs, with cats, with something I want to buy. I just did it. And I don't know if it's like a trait of mine.
Starting point is 00:26:39 I don't know if it's... Like, FOMO, yeah. It's actually quite sweet. But I absolutely understand where he's coming from. And you're doing a wonderful thing. Fostering cats is such a great thing. And we're not saying that you shouldn't keep doing that. But you're married.
Starting point is 00:26:55 So it's not just you you have to think about. You just have to be like, okay, before I say yes, maybe I'll talk to Ryan. And we can make a decision together. Yeah. it's definitely a partnership and I'm learning not to be yeah again selfish or think about myself Ella said to us at lunch today she goes so yeah we had the chat and it's all good he's not happy about it but but we're all good and then I said to him by the way the cats need to be fed three times a day so can you feed them for me while I'm at work today thanks bye
Starting point is 00:27:25 love you bye but the thing is the cats come and then he's smiling and then he's patting them and using them like little machine guns so you say he secretly wants it yeah he likes it Yeah, right, okay. Maybe not five. Whatever you need to do to... Your words. Tell yourself to keep yourself happy. Whoopsie!
Starting point is 00:27:42 It's very relatable, okay? It happens to the best of us. And we want to know the thing that your partner had to have a talk to you about today. Was it buying cars? Was it buying shoes? Was it... What was the last thing your wife had to have a talk to you about? Um...
Starting point is 00:27:59 Um... Um, I don't know. Did you not listen? No, I can't I can't think of anything that I've done wrong What about you? Same That's the funniest shit I've said on the show all week
Starting point is 00:28:20 No I think the latest one was Babe, you need to stop buying clothes Oh, we've all said that to you We don't have the room Yeah All the closets are full. All the closets are full.
Starting point is 00:28:37 It's overflowing. Stop chasing the dopamine and buying a new pair of pants so you can feel good about yourself for a week. That's what she says to me. Life hack, Brianna. Start putting your clothes underneath your partner's clothes slowly in their wardrobe.
Starting point is 00:28:54 Great. Have you learned nothing from this conversation? That's what I do. See, work smarter, not harder. Oh, $800 at him. Or you can text a 960. we want to know the last thing your partner had to have a bit of a talk to you about or vice versa you had to, with love, see your partner down and be like, hey, babe.
Starting point is 00:29:12 We need to chat. It's getting out of hand. It's ZM's Bree and Clint Podcast. We're asking you what's the thing you and your partner, your partner had to have a bit of a talk to you about. Someone described it as a babe chat. The way starts with babe. We need a chat. Babe, we need to have a bit of a chat.
Starting point is 00:29:29 Ella's husband has very calmly talk to her. her habit of fostering too many kittens at a time. Currently five? Without even asking if it's okay. An instant influx of five kittens. Oh, they're the best. They're so cute. Look, she doesn't regret it one bit.
Starting point is 00:29:49 Yeah, they'll be up for adoption. Oh, well, he's at home working all day. He can look after him. You say you... You bounce off to work, leave him with all the extra jobs. Talk on the radio. This will make you feel better, Ella. It's a text that says mine was...
Starting point is 00:30:03 Hey, babe, as amazing as rescuing guinea pigs is, please stop bringing them home. I got a little bit carried away with rescuing and breeding. We had 25 guinea pigs. Oh, my God. One time, about two years ago. Whoops. After rehoming, et cetera, we now have nine,
Starting point is 00:30:21 and there will be no more guinea pigs. That's what makes me feel better. There's also people like me out there. That person's so getting more. Exactly. And guinea pigs breed like rabbits. Yeah. They do.
Starting point is 00:30:34 That was good. Nice. We asked what's the last chat your partner had to have with you. What about the scab one? Oh, the scab one? The scab one was so yuck. It said I had to have a talk with my husband about picking his scabs. It's driving me bonkers for years and he doesn't stop.
Starting point is 00:30:50 So I've said that I will not have any indoor gardening with him until he stops. Well, that should be last resort. I think it is last resort. I understand that. But I feel like it probably feels like the last card you've got to play, right? I'll just shut up, I'll just shut up, shop. It is literally the ace. But also, no one wants to indoor garden with old picky, scabby, mskab, scab, you know?
Starting point is 00:31:14 No one wants that. Probably tonight will be my next, hey babe chat. Last night my two-year-old asked for a puppy dog. So I text the wife today about a little trip I need to take after work. Her response was, what have you bought now? Surprise. Yeah, that's definitely. a joint conversation
Starting point is 00:31:36 getting an animal what about this? My partner told me that even though I had leftover money after paying all of our bills I shouldn't be spending it on random plants that we don't need leftover money so good leftover money
Starting point is 00:31:50 This one's grosser than the scab one What I had to talk to my partner and say Hey babe Please stop spitting your phlegm onto plates Oh. Oh, no. That's, that's... Hey, babe, I've hired a divorce lawyer and we've got a meeting with them next week. That's awful. What about this one? Last babe chat I had was after she found my secret bank account.
Starting point is 00:32:23 Uh-oh. Ooh. I hope it was for... What I hope it was for? What? I hope it was for... What? Yeah, that's what I hope it was for. A holiday for the both of you.
Starting point is 00:32:36 Yeah. Every now and then I tell my husband we need to have a chat and tell him I'm booking him in for a day of learning how to do things. Like hang the towel over the towel rail and not in a ball on the rail and how to close the curtains so they meet in the middle and not two curtains on one end of the rail. That sounds like a lot in one day. Might have to put it across two.
Starting point is 00:32:59 This one I have never related to more. It says, I have recently been diagnosed with ADHD, and what comes with that is impulsive decisions slash buying. A couple of weeks ago, my husband had to talk with me about not spending as much as we need to start budgeting. On Tuesday, I bought a spa pool. But I bet you got a great deal. I bet you got a great deal.
Starting point is 00:33:23 And I bet knowing ADHD, ADHD people, I bet you're going to be interested in that spa pool for at least a week and a half. Oh, maybe two. Maybe two. Maybe two, and then you'll lose interest. Yeah, but that's okay because you'll have a whole new interest. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:36 Yeah, you can just buy something else. That's how it works. And that spark will still be there. You'll never use it again and you'll never have any interest in it ever again. But it will still be there. Like you've got a sparkle for life. You just keep buying, buying, buying. This one's very relatable.
Starting point is 00:33:49 It says, my partner had to have the chat about squeezing the toothpaste from the bottom of the tube, not the middle. We now have our own tubes of toothpaste. Well, that's the other option, isn't it? That's good. And the ultimate version of that. is you have your own houses. You go, we can't keep having these conversations. I can't keep living with these stinky, pissy foster kittens.
Starting point is 00:34:09 But I do love you and I do want to stay with you. Yeah. So... But I just don't like all these certain behaviours of yours. I love you. I just hate the way you are. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:21 So I'm going to live over there. Cool. We agree? Deal? Great. Sweet. Great. Ah, love.
Starting point is 00:34:29 Is ZM's Brinklin, Pop. Ricky Reid on Zim. Breyan Clint, Ricky's in studio with us right now. Her brand new album, The Drench, EP, is out today and she's going to play the One Second Song Challenge. What the hell? Bree and Clint's one second song challenge. New intro. That is a new intro.
Starting point is 00:34:54 We haven't changed that intro in seven years. I got confused and thought you'd made a mistake and played something that wasn't meant to be played. too. In between the songs there, Ricky Reid was saying, you've heard this game and you're nervous about how you're going to go. I'm feeling very nervous, so that's good for the other person. Mate, you're a musician. You'll be all over this. Yeah, but my memory with words and names is a different thing.
Starting point is 00:35:17 Well, you just learn who Ricky Lake was for the second time. Exactly. Exactly. Kim, you're going to head with Ricky Reed this afternoon. Hi, Kim. Hello, how are you? We're well. How are you at this game? Have you ever played along in the kids? car on a Friday?
Starting point is 00:35:33 I definitely try and play when I'm in the car. I'm 50-50. 50. I can, like, sing a song, but I might not know who sings it. Okay, this might be quite the showdown. You might be my perfect competitor. Yeah, you could be. Refresher for everyone.
Starting point is 00:35:48 I'll play some songs from the start, and I need you to buzz in with your name when you want to give it a go at answering it. I need to know the name of the artist and the name of the song, okay? And the year it came out. And the Rick will label who released it. Just kidding. Just kidding. Because this is the summer album from you, Ricky Reed.
Starting point is 00:36:09 These are all summer themed songs. That's great. There's your hint. There's your theme girls. You guys ready to go? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good luck, everybody. Here's your first song.
Starting point is 00:36:20 Ricky, Ricky, Ricky. Ricky, Ricky, Ricky. Ricky, Ricky. So that's Calvin Harris. Yeah. And it's... Oh, no. It helps.
Starting point is 00:36:32 When I met you in the summer. So the song would be called... Oh, guys. I told you I'm both of it. Ricky, come on. When I met you in the summer. Summer? No, summer.
Starting point is 00:36:46 Yes. Summer? Yep. It's summer. Nice. She was just toying with us. Like I said, I knew, I just... I can sing it.
Starting point is 00:36:59 You asked for the next line. I'll sing it. Kim I'm a singer guys I was choosing Yeah we will give you the same We'll give you the same Grace Kim if it comes to it
Starting point is 00:37:07 So Absolutely Kim Summer themed songs Buzz in when you think you know What this one is Bang up Oh no I do know
Starting point is 00:37:22 Disney Star Tell me what you want What you like This is okay I'm an egg Wait Come on Kim What's her name though
Starting point is 00:37:33 Oh Oh oh oh oh oh Ricky Ricky Ricky So this is a cool for the summer Bye She's on camp rock
Starting point is 00:37:45 You got it Oh Is this Demi Lovano Yes it is For the summer You knew that a summer You knew that a come Yeah
Starting point is 00:37:57 I was singing along You had it, Kim. I felt it. I think we're in it together. We've seen a comeback like this before. It's been done. But Kim, you are going to have to get the next three in a row correct. Come on, Kim.
Starting point is 00:38:12 Are you ready? Okay, that's a lot of pressure. Okay. You've got it. I reckon this one's got you ridden all over at Kim. I need the name of the artist and the title of the song for this one. Kim. Kim's it?
Starting point is 00:38:26 Kim. Summer of 69. Bye. Ron Bryant, Adam? She's done! Oh, get in, Kim. Woo-you! Well done, Kim, you're on the board.
Starting point is 00:38:40 She's pulled it back. Oh, my God. Summer-themed songs for Ricky Reed's summer album release. Here comes song number four. Good luck. Ah, ah, ah, Buzz, Ricky. Ricky. So who's Justin Timberlake?
Starting point is 00:39:01 Mm-hmm. There's just can't be summer love. She's done it. Nice. Sorry, I just... That's okay. It's a better now. I'm so...
Starting point is 00:39:13 Hey, and look, here's an opportunity. Ricky, you can take the $50 for yourself or you can give it to Kim. It's up to you. Kim, it was really fun to play with you. And I would love you to go buy whatever makes your Friday night. awesome with $50 There you go
Starting point is 00:39:32 Kim she's a good Sheila isn't she She's talented and generous I was hoping she was going to say I want you to go buy whatever you want But not with this 50 bucks Not with my $50 She'd be like I'm not a Ricky read fan Go stream Ricky's new album
Starting point is 00:39:48 It's out today it's called Drench EP It's good to see you Congratulations on everything Thanks so much I appreciate it for Always a pleasure Play Z&M's Brie and Clint I want to introduce to the concept of hot
Starting point is 00:40:00 birthdays and ugly birthdays. I honestly pity those who kind of have ugly birthdays, you know, like February 6th, September 9th. I'm sorry, dude. Oh, ouch, to our February 6th listeners. Yeah, ouch. Ouch. What is it based on just his vibe
Starting point is 00:40:20 of the day? Yeah, I think so. And having that day is a birthday. Yeah, I don't think there's a book of like a, like a, you know, like a written down list of hot birthdays and ugly birthdays. It's all vibe, right? It's all just on vibe. So this afternoon I thought we could go through
Starting point is 00:40:35 and figure out whether we have hot birthdays or ugly birthdays and then we have a list of listeners' birthdays and just off vibe we're going to figure out hot birthday, ugly birthday. I'll go first guys. I'll put my birthday out there. You can't comment on your own birthday, by the way. Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:55 February 1st. Hot birthday I don't really get hot but I don't get ugly either it's like somewhere in the middle just kind of neutral neutral birthday Yeah that's okay
Starting point is 00:41:10 Ella Yeah Nothing jumped out to me That's why yeah February 1st First of the second It's a good birthday First of the second night
Starting point is 00:41:19 It's nice Okay yeah It's not whether it's a good birthday Yeah it's right Whether it's a hot birthday It's not an ugly birthday Therefore it's a hot birthday Pretty. I think it's pretty.
Starting point is 00:41:29 Okay. I'll take it. I would have said hot, but that's okay. Yeah, of course you would. Three. All right, here we go. My birthday, the third of January. Ugly birthday. And I can say that because I know that you know it's an ugly birthday. It's not the birthday you want. No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:41:48 I've got to be honest, I also think ugly birthday. Three's a nice number. But not with January. And one's a nice number too, but not one. of the three of the one. Sorry. It's nothing against you. My birthday.
Starting point is 00:42:02 Well, technically my birthday is the third of September. Oh, you're a new birthday. Yeah, you should have said that one. And if you'd said that, we would have said. Of September. Oh, good. Claudia's out for me today. You go next, Claudia.
Starting point is 00:42:18 Ugly birthday. Just kidding. I'm joking. The 15th of June. Hot birthday. It's so. symmetrical. Yeah, it's pretty nice.
Starting point is 00:42:28 It's the middle day of the middle month. Hot birthday. Oh, yeah. It is too. Hot. Brie, can you be objective? I'm trying to take myself back from...
Starting point is 00:42:42 I'm trying to separate it from a person I know it's attached to. Hot birthday. Hot birthday. Hot birthday, Claudia. Okay, Ella, let's go. 30th... Whoa. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:42:53 Whoa. 30th of October. Hot birthday Ugly birthday I think my birthday is beautiful You can come over here with me Ugly birthday Ugly birthday
Starting point is 00:43:07 It feels This is nothing to do with the person Sorry I'm getting emotional It feels bloated I was going to say the same thing It's like October 30th October 30th There's so much going on
Starting point is 00:43:21 Yeah I'm really trying to take offence to that Don't take offence People are texting through their birthdays, and I feel like when I see it written, I get way more of a vibe. Yeah, okay. Do we do a speed round? 29th of November. 209th of November.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Hot birthday. Hot birthday. Yeah. You know why? Because 2 plus 9 equals 11. Well, what about 11th of April? And this, well, was the second of, what was it? 29th of February?
Starting point is 00:43:50 Hey, guys, 3 plus 1 equals 4. Was it February? Guys, it was... What was it? What was it? So, then, it was November. Yeah, November. Yeah, so 2-9, 11.
Starting point is 00:44:03 Yeah. 2 plus 9 equals 11. God. Shut up, Claudia. What about the 11th of April? I changed my mind on Claudia's one. Ugly birthday. Oh, ugly person, Clint.
Starting point is 00:44:13 It's not personal. Ugly behavior. They call me bloated. 11th of April. Hot. Hot birthday. 11th. I love April.
Starting point is 00:44:22 Like legs 11. Legs 11. I was going to say the same thing. Hot birthday. 1st of November. No. Hot birthday. Hot birthday.
Starting point is 00:44:28 Hot birthday. What is it? What is it? I feel like November's hot. It's hot. November's my wife's birthday. I think April is in May. November hot.
Starting point is 00:44:37 My wife's birthday, the 11th of November. The 11th of the 11th. 11th. Hot. What about? What else we got here? Eighth of February. Eighth of February?
Starting point is 00:44:51 Ugly birthday. Ugly birthday. Ugly. Ugly. Eighth of April. Eighth of February's bloated, too, because eight's a bloated number. In February. You're born in February.
Starting point is 00:45:04 Yeah, but I'm February 1, February 1, February 1. One's not bloated? One's not bloated. Okay, here we go. What about the 13th of December? Hot. Hot, hot, because it's like spooky. I think any 13, I find hot because that's my lucky number.
Starting point is 00:45:20 All right, that was stupid. Is this the dumbest break we've ever done? Yeah, Clint's a bit. loaded today. And it's tearing us apart. It has, hasn't it? No, no. It's not the dumbest break we've ever done.
Starting point is 00:45:31 Doesn't mean it's not a dumb break, though. Yeah, remember that five-minute break we did on nuts? That was great. We did one on hemorrhoids last week. Remember when we did, um, yawning, uh, um. Oh, I don't remember that. Sneezing in different countries. Yeah, that was fun.
Starting point is 00:45:50 That was fun. ZDM's Bree and Clint podcast. Gentlemen Rehnclince Friday Hokie Every Friday the nation
Starting point is 00:46:05 comes to a stop as they all collectively change their radio stations away from ZM because we take on a cover
Starting point is 00:46:13 and we sing that song with the release of Taylor Swift's latest album The Life of a Showgirl it was only fitting that we did
Starting point is 00:46:24 a Taylor Swift's song So we've chosen Opalides. Oh my mama told me it's all right. You were dancing through the light. A dangerously catchy pop song. And I think that our version might be the cure to that. If you've had this song stuck in your head for a week, this might remedy that.
Starting point is 00:46:44 You may never want to hear it again after this. Full disclosure, we recorded these on Wednesday, the day after we got back from our. big Sydney NRL grand final trip. And I wouldn't say our vocal cords were in the best condition. I barely had a voice. It's only just coming back now. But do you think having strong vocal cords would have helped?
Starting point is 00:47:08 No, it still would have been crap. Wouldn't have helped me one bit. Be brave, let's do this. Okay, you're going to hear mine, and then you're going to hear Breeze, and then you're going to call 0800 dial ZEDM and tell us who you think did the better version of Taylor Swift's opalides. Here we go. Good luck to us, and good luck to you,
Starting point is 00:47:25 listening. Best of luck. Here's my Opelite on ZM. I had a bad habit of missing love is past. My brother used to call it eating out of the trash. It's never going to last. I thought my house was haunted. I used to live with ghosts and all the perfect couples.
Starting point is 00:47:55 Said when you know, you know, and when you don't, you don't. And all of the foes and all of the friends have seen it before, they'll see it again. Life is a song, it ends when it ends, I was wrong. But my mama told me, it's all right. You were dancing through the lightning strikes. Sleepless in the onyx night But now the sky is open light Oh my Lord
Starting point is 00:48:32 Never made no one like you before You'd have to make your own sunshine But now the sky is open light Oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh their last note all we can do is our best okay and that's the deal you and I made we do our best every time okay
Starting point is 00:49:00 the start of yours sounded it gave musical theatre is that what you were going for it was what I was going for showgirl showgirl tunes I thought I was trying to channel no I liked it I was into it someone on the text machine said
Starting point is 00:49:16 Clint sounded like a hungover drag queen again showgirl That's a compliment. That's a showgirl, if ever I heard one. Because drag queens sound fantastic when they're hung over. So there's mine. Here comes Breeze. Once you've heard both, you can vote.
Starting point is 00:49:31 I was... Bree spent the last four days sounding like a female Darren Lockyer. I sounded like, yeah, pretty much. Yeah, she sounded like Steve Price off Treasure Island. I did. This strained my voice to sing this, and I hate to think what it turns. turned out like. We should have done Miley Cyrus for your voice this week.
Starting point is 00:49:53 I would have been in my element. Yeah. Anyway, here it comes. This is Bree's Opelite. Once you've heard both, we'd love you to vote. Good luck, Bree. Thank you. I had a bad habit of missing lovers past.
Starting point is 00:50:09 My brother used to call it. Eating out of the trash, it's never going to last. I thought my house was haunted. I used to live with ghosts And all the perfect couples Said when you know you know And when you don't you don't And all of the foes and all of the friends
Starting point is 00:50:37 I've seen it before, they'll see it again Life is a song, it ends when it ends I was wrong But my mama told me you It's all right, you were dancing through the lightness dry. Sleepless in the onyx night, but now the sky is all polite. Whoa, oh, my lord, never made no one like you before. You had to make your own sunshine, but now this sky is all for light.
Starting point is 00:51:18 Oh, oh, oh, oh. Maybe. The last bit was a bit rough. Like 80% of it, I was like, wow, you've really pulled through here. I couldn't believe how decent it sounded. The husk, I feel, like, worked in my favour. A can, eh, if you can harness it, yeah. I feel like you got a little bit wobbly in the last...
Starting point is 00:51:41 Yeah, oh yeah, it was definitely wobbly in the last bit. Well, I might as speak. To be honest, pretty happy. I'm just a hungover drag queen. Hey, we're looking for five people, Swifties or not, to call through and pick the winner of Friday Oakey this week. There is, Franklin. Let's get a winner.
Starting point is 00:51:57 Friday Oakey! If you missed it, oh, man. Lucky you. We just did Taylor Swift's Opa Light for Friday Oki. Mine something like this. Lightning Strakes. And Bree sounded like this. But my mama told me it's all right.
Starting point is 00:52:24 You were dancing through the lightning strikes. You did it too. Lightning strikes. That's how Taylor does it. And we've opened the phone lines to the people to find a winner for Friday Oakey this week. Let's go to Graham first. Kura Graham. Hi, Graham.
Starting point is 00:52:41 Yeah, hi. You're a big Taylor Swift fan, Graham? Reasonable Taylor Swift. Good. Good. Are you a bigger fan after hearing our versions of Opalite? Your version, yes. Clint's version definitely not.
Starting point is 00:52:57 Okay. I mean, I hate to have to ask this, Graham, but who are you voting for this week? Free. By default. By our country, mine. I will take that vote, Graham. Thank you very much. Someone's texted and they said,
Starting point is 00:53:11 guys, the word ghost must be a really hard word to sing, especially for you, Clint. What did you sing it like? I used to live with ghosts. I was trying to bring a bit of, you know, resmataz to it. It was very Mr. G from you. Dib and Kira are here. Hi guys.
Starting point is 00:53:31 Hi guys. Hi. Hello. Taylor Swift fans, both of you? Yeah, we're Swifties. Oh, good. We like that. So this will be a good vote from each of you.
Starting point is 00:53:44 What are we thinking? We're thinking. three bought the Country Taylor vibe, so we're voting three. Country Taylor. Hell yeah, gals. Thank you, ladies. Have an excellent weekend. Jade's here.
Starting point is 00:54:01 It could all be done in three votes, Jade. Hi, Jade. Hi. Who bought the Taylor Swift vibe the best? Yeah, what's your review? I think it was Clint. There you go. All is not lost.
Starting point is 00:54:15 I thought it was really unique, and it made me laugh. Okay I love that review Jade It's honest And to the point It's a vote though And I will take it Have a great weekend Jade
Starting point is 00:54:27 See you Jade Thank you Sweet as am I back in this thing Val's here Hi Val Hi Val Hi guys Happy Friday
Starting point is 00:54:35 Happy Friday to you I always listen to you On a Friday afternoon It makes my week Oh thanks Val That's just made our week And what do you reckon about Our Taylor Swift
Starting point is 00:54:45 Opelite this week Oh, Clint, I'm sorry, darling, but as soon as he started singing, my cat's tail killed itself into a knot. I have that effect on the cats. Not a good sign. Yeah. I'm sorry, Clint. I normally love you to pieces, but even I was like... It's okay, I can take it, Val.
Starting point is 00:55:08 I love you too. You need to say it out loud. Yeah, come on, Val. So definitely breathe this week. There you, Val. Because the Mama told me it's all right. You were dancing through the lightning strikes. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:55:24 That's all right, mate. I think you need to go on a three-day bender every weekend for Friday. Maybe. Yeah. I have no idea. We can do like a hosier song next week. Damn it to church! I would have really crushed that this week, I think.
Starting point is 00:55:41 Thank you guys. We appreciate all your votes. Z-Dames, Brian and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. All I want for my birthday banger. Here we go. Birthday banger time. Number one songs when you turn 16.
Starting point is 00:55:54 Last one for the week. Let's go. Tiahu's going to go first. Kuro to Tiahu. Goulda, mate. What have you been up to today? No, I just came out of the shower. Got put on the spot one bro.
Starting point is 00:56:06 I was my partner. She was on the thing with you. Wait, are you about to do our first ever nude birthday banger? Are you naked right now? You wish, guys, you wish. What's your birthday, Tio? 36th, 12th, September, 1993. All right, that means you were 16 in 2009.
Starting point is 00:56:26 And on that day, this was at the top. Beyonce, sweet dreams, what do you reckon? Yeah, that's not too shabby. You could do a bit of a dance to that. Yeah, you could throw off your towel and shake what your mama gave you, Tahu, to that song, couldn't you? Bri is like, I'm king. Oh, yeah, I'm KFC now. Thanks for the KFC.
Starting point is 00:56:54 You got to you today. No worries. No worries. You're very welcome. Wait there, wait there, because you could be our winner and we'll come back to you. Next, Tonya for a birthday banger. Hi, Tonya. Hi, Tonya.
Starting point is 00:57:05 Are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Hello, Tonya. What have you been up to today, Tonya? I got my learners today. Did you? Congratulations. exciting first go yeah first go oh nice work well done mate okay well what is your birthday
Starting point is 00:57:22 27th of september 2009 all right that means you were 16 this year tanya uh in 2025 two weeks ago so two weeks ago this was number one come be the man i need tell me you got something to get i want it oh it's great one tanya the good thing is that's your birthday banger for life yeah and And that song is going to age very well. Do you like it? Do you like Olivia Dean? Absolutely love her. Oh, it's so good.
Starting point is 00:57:53 Oh, congratulations then. Wait there, Tonya, we've got to do Garth's birthday banger. Gide, Gareth. Gathe Gareth. Yeah, good-day, guys. What have you been doing today, mate? Oh, just a bit of work and then hanging out with the kids that are in the car with me. Hi, guys.
Starting point is 00:58:08 What's the kids' names? We've got Oxford. We've got Melody. got one of Melody's friends, Tooie with us. Hi, Toey. Hi, guys. Happy Friday. Gide, team.
Starting point is 00:58:22 Hello. There they are, the whole crew. Hey, Garth, what is your birthday? 24th of January, 1983. All right, that means you were 16 in 1999. And back in 99, Garth, here's your birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:58:39 All the girls say, I'm pretty flat. All right, guys. for a white guy. And are you, are you, Garth? Yeah, boy. Yeah. I feel like it's all suits, Garth. Banger.
Starting point is 00:58:58 That's my vote. That's my vote too. You've won, Garth. Yeah. The car is going off. From the year 99, he's Garth's birthday banger on Z-M with Brian Clint. Something I think everyone can relate to and everyone dreads is getting stuck in a conversation at a party. Oh, have you heard the term, have you heard the term verbal handcuffs?
Starting point is 00:59:28 No. When someone puts you in verbal handcuffs and you can't leave, you're locked in. You're trapped talking to that person. It often happens when you and a friend are talking, someone joins you, and then your friend's like, oh, I'm going to go and get a drink. And they escape. And then it's just you and that other person. And for some reason, you just can't get out of it and you're there. You end up being there for ages.
Starting point is 00:59:49 Well, I came across this woman who, she studies. She's an expert in this field. And she has shared her tips on how to get out of that situation. Oh, perfect. Okay, great. Yeah. It's got an easy to remember acronym, so you'll never forget it when you want to bolt. So the acronym is P, P-E-E.
Starting point is 01:00:09 The P-E stands for polite. This is when you're going to say something nice to acknowledge whatever it was you were talking about. like oh thanks for telling me about that. E stands for excuse and that's where you insert I need to run at the bathroom real quick or there's somebody over there I need to talk to and then the last E is end and that's where you politely say but we should talk again sometime or maybe I'll catch you around. P. Pee. So polite. Yeah. E was excused. Yeah. And then the last E was I forgot already. Basically you just say hey good to chat. I need a piss. That's that's the just of it isn't it? The acronym is P. Who cares
Starting point is 01:00:45 that the letter stand for? Use P as an excuse to get out of conversations. I have been in multiple situations my entire life. I can't believe I've never thought of using the toilet as an excuse. Are you joking? No, I haven't. Have you never used that as a... Are you joking me?
Starting point is 01:01:02 I just sort of stand there and make stupid small talk until they go well, I'm going to leave. Wait, have you never been the one to like excuse yourself from the conversation? Not using using the toilet excuse, no. Okay, I've used the toilet
Starting point is 01:01:17 because that's the best one to use. Yeah. I've used that a million times. How many times can you use it in a night though? Yeah, see, and it gets weird because then like, if you are near the toilet, you'll have to
Starting point is 01:01:30 go to the toilet. So there's only so many times you can use it. Should we do a role play? Oh yeah, okay, sure, yeah. Claudia, Ella, do you guys want to be involved in this? And so, okay, who wants to be stuck in the conversation? I'll go first and then you guys can give it a go so Clint and I were stuck in this conversation
Starting point is 01:01:49 So, okay There's some party noise Yeah so my uncle He actually owns a panel beating shop And he could probably do that work on your car For quite cheap Oh true Yeah just give me if you want to give me your number
Starting point is 01:02:08 Oh I'd love to but I'm busting for a slash Oh okay well come back find me when you're Go for a wee and come back. I don't wash my hands though, so. But I will. I'll find you. Okay, cool. I'll be over here somewhere.
Starting point is 01:02:21 Oh, that's easier than I thought. Not bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, now I'm in you. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so, yeah, I went to the doctor and I said, does it look infected? Wow. Because doesn't feel infected.
Starting point is 01:02:33 It's hot and it's raised and it is itchy, but I'm quite anti-antibiotics. Yeah, right. You probably should get that checked. Hey, I'll be back in just a sec. I've got a rooster fighting in an illegal cockering at the moment. I'll be back. Where was the toilet in that? Where was the toilet?
Starting point is 01:02:57 No, it didn't have to be toilet. It was just an excuse. Right. And my excuse was my rooster. Did you hear nothing? You've got to use the toilet as your excuse. Okay, that's a fail. Sorry, that's a fail.
Starting point is 01:03:08 What? Claudia. I quite like that. You're now in a conversation with Bree that you want to leave. Okay. So anyway, I discovered I have four nipples. And I'd always thought it was more of like a birth mark, but they started lactating when I was, you know, I gave birth.
Starting point is 01:03:27 Hey man, this is cool, but we've just met. So I need to pee. Oh, if I show it to you. Wait, do you need to pee or do I need to pee? I'll come with you. I'll come with you because I need to pee as well. Let's go. You deli, deli, you deli.
Starting point is 01:03:40 Too much. Yeah, yeah. Work with girls because they will. go, oh come with you. We'll do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe you needed to go poo. Ella, you and me, okay? This is the last chance to get it right. Yeah, I can do it. Okay. We're at a party. And that's why I refused to get the vaccine, you know? Oh, no. Because I just didn't like her as prime minister. I've got nothing against, I got nothing against the virus or anything. I just, I'm just, I'm so sorry to cut you off. I've got a periri doggy dogging. I need to go shit.
Starting point is 01:04:10 I have to go. And also, I don't. I don't like you. I liked the last nail in the coffin. It sealed it off. It sealed it. It completely shut it off. I really didn't like that. My prairie dog is dogging.
Starting point is 01:04:29 The ZDM Podcast Network. Hey, what supplements are you guys currently on? Oh, I can't. Not enough time to name all the ones I'm on. What's your subs regime look like? Oh, you know me. I love a vitamin. I'm just like, can't get it up.
Starting point is 01:04:43 I am on a few at the moment and... Are you? I'm shocked at that. I'm not noticing any notable benefits from any of them except magnesium. I am shocked. I'm shocked that your supplements and vitamins that have never really had any major research done behind it that says they do all the things that they do aren't giving you the benefits. Yeah, I know, right, crazy.
Starting point is 01:05:09 I read this article today that said doctors are, asking people to cool it on all the supplements. Really? Because people are just so obsessed. Yeah. And I thought it was going to be because the doctors were like, bro, they don't work. But it's not quite that. They're more worried about, or two things.
Starting point is 01:05:26 Some supplements that have side effects, like the ones that do work but in a bad way. And also the people who are like self-diagnosing and then treating themselves with... I'll just take this. Hmm. I might just get some milk thistle for that. Milk thistle? That'll sort me right out. Um, they said not all supplements are bad.
Starting point is 01:05:47 There's legitimate ones which are good, like folic acid for pregnant women. Yeah. But I feel like you'd go to a doctor and he would say to you get on the folic acid. Mm. You know? Yeah, I feel like you should, um, consult your GP. Whereas I'm very easily sucked in to these things. What are you taking at the moment?
Starting point is 01:06:04 My feed is full of fitness influences talking about the benefits of creatine. And they doctors? No, fitness influences. Oh, right. Sorry, I thought you said doctors. So I'm on the creatine. If that's the fatty one at the moment. It's the big one at the moment.
Starting point is 01:06:19 Yeah. And I tell you what's the next big one, which I'm already on. What? It's called NMN. And it's meant to reverse your biological age. I'm on the M&Ms too. No, NMN. Yeah, M&Ms.
Starting point is 01:06:31 No, NM. They're delish. NM. What? NM. Yeah, peanut M&Ms, that's what I said. Hell yeah. See, that I can get around.
Starting point is 01:06:40 Your doctor prescribed you those, or are you saying? self-diagnosed. No, he described me just the normal ones, and then I up my dose with the peanut ones. It's ZAM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Bree and Clinton, that's the end of the show and the end of the week. There was a point on Tuesday, I believe, when we got off the plane from Sydney. I thought, we're not going to make it through this week. I had that same thought.
Starting point is 01:07:07 And yet here we are. Here we are. We've done a full week. It shows you if you just keep showing up. up and doing a mediocre job, you'll get through. You'll get through. Hey, if you do the time. Do the crime.
Starting point is 01:07:21 Then you should be sure to have done the crime as well. That's the same? I know what you mean. Yeah. If you want to have the fun, pay the fun tax. Put it in the... I think it's a good place to leave. I think so, too. Let's go home.
Starting point is 01:07:44 Have a great weekend, everybody. We'll see on Monday. Bye. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.

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