ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 10th September 2024

Episode Date: September 10, 2024

Give me just a liiiiiittle bit more.  What time is dinner?  Things that are over or under rated.  Clint bought a bloody flame thrower. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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ZM's Brian Clint. Head into KFC today to try the all new Sanders Special Burger. Tonight we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. Their names Bree and Clint.

Good, everybody. Happy three o'clock. It's Bree and Clint. I just had a great idea. Did you? Producers. Oh, one's gone. It's just the start. Oh, she's back. Just had a great idea. Because I saw a video earlier today. You know how at a festival these days, like you go to watch a festival

and they'll have like a signer off to the side doing the sign language? Oh, I haven't seen it at a festival. You've never seen it at a festival? No. Yeah, they have them at festivals now. I've seen it at Jacinda's one o'clock briefing for COVID. They definitely have them at those. But yeah, they have them at music festivals now.

I was thinking we could get one to come in and do our radio show. Like live stream it. How would that work with radio? We live stream it. Oh, right. So you'd have to watch our radio show. I'll just go take myself out, guys. It's innovative.

I like it. You don't want to do any ideas'll just go take myself out, guys. It's innovative. I like it. You don't want to do any ideas? I'll take myself out. I think that's quite lovely. Yeah, we'll work on the details later. No, of course it's lovely. But Deaf Awareness Month. Yeah.

Is it Deaf Awareness Month this month? No, I don't know. But I'd like to do it before Deaf Awareness Month. What about New Zealand Sign Language Week? Okay. That'd be really cool. And we could learn some sign language. That's a good idea.

I just think it would be really cool to have someone in here signing the whole show and then we can make videos out of it and post it so then people watching the videos can watch the signer. Yeah. I think that would be cool. I like it. But you know what?

I'll just go F myself. Don't do that. Are they going to have to sign that? I'm worried about what they're going to have to translate into sign language. Yeah, we're going to have to be careful. Oh no, that's in... I was just looking up what is National Deaf Awareness Month. It says here September. Oh yeah.

But that might be an American website. Yeah, when you find New Zealand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Might be March. We'll have a New Zealand Sign Language American website. Yeah, when you find New Zealand. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Might be March. Might be March. We'll have a New Zealand Sign Language Week then. Yeah. We definitely have that.

Yeah, when is that? I don't remember. It could be any day. We've got texts though. We've made all the texting. We've got to stop figuring this stuff out on the fly. No, I'm going to brainstorm off air. We'll do that.

Well. Okay. Good idea. Good idea. Let's look into it. Let's get cracking with a round of Tradie versus Lady where the Tradies continue their comeback. 73-78, still in favour of the Ladies,

but the Tradies are gaining. Who wants to play $50 cash up for grabs? Thanks to our mates at KFC. The time to call is now. Bree and Clint. It's Tradie versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Let's do it.

The Tradies and the Ladies go head to head every afternoon on our show. And today is no different. The Tradies on 73, the Ladies on 78. Let's go to our Lady first. And in Vicargo, they're 37. They're an early childhood teacher and a single mum. Welcome to the show, Meenika. Hi, Meenika.

Hi, guys. How are we doing? Good, thank you, mate. Have you ever played before or first time? I have not. Long-time listener, first-time caller. Wait a second. Oh, my God. Wait a second.

Finally, welcome to the show. It's so nice to have you here. Thank you. You're very welcome. It's great to have you here. You're taking on our tradies today. They're calling from Palmy North. They're 31 and they can chug a beer in five seconds through their nostrils.

Welcome to the show, Brandon. Brandon, are we talking a pint? A pint or a bottle. Yeah, take your pick. You do it with the bottle. The bottle would probably fit the nostril a bit better, wouldn't it?

Yeah. How do you not drown doing that? That's crazy. Open the airways up and just go for it. Brandon, that's literal nose beers. Any aspiring

beer chuggers listening, don't listen to Brandon's advice. He's a trained professional. Drink normally. Drink normally through the mouth hole. Brandon, you're a tradie. Meenaka, you're a lady. The first person to three correct answers

will win $50 cash today. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Which American president was assassinated inside a theatre? Tradie. Brandon.

Oh, in a theatre? Oh, no. I was going to say Donald Trump. He wasn't assassinated at all. No, he wasn't. Meenaka,

do you want to have a guess? Was it Abraham Lincoln? Well done. It sure bloody was. Nice work. Well done. One to the ladies. Question number two.

What is the capital of Canada? Is it Toronto, Vancouver or Ottawa? Yes, Brandon. Vancouver? No. Menaka? The third one.

Third one, Ottawa? Yes. It's correct. Don't worry, Brandon. Everyone thinks it's Vancouver. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought it was Toronto. It's a hard one.

Okay. Two to the ladies. You're a Wayne flying, Brandon. You need this one to was Toronto. It's a hard one. Okay, two to the ladies. You're a Wayne Flying Brandon. You need this one to stay in the game. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Brandon's in. Snoop Dogg.

He's not going to miss on that one. That's on the money. Nice work. You're on the board. Question number four. Where in the world would you find the Taj Mahal? Lady. Yes, Meenika, for the win. India.

India is correct. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Ladies back on top. Well done. Well done, Meenika. We've got 50 dollars cash coming your way. Congratulations. Thank you very much. Mate, don't leave it as long before you call back, okay?

I won't. All right, good. Thanks for playing, Brandon. I'm lucky today. Save up the nose beers till Friday, okay, Brandon? I will try to. Yeah. Literal nose beers.

It must have clear airways. Yeah, he must have. It'd be like a flush. Great nasal cavity. Brianne Clint. Can we talk about irresponsible purchases for a second? That is my middle name. Yeah, and I knew you'd be the right person to talk to about this.

These are purchases that you make, and they are irresponsible, but you know that they're irresponsible when you're making the purchase, and you're like, YOLO, just do it. It doesn't make it right, though, can I say? Well, means to an end, I'd say. Unless you don't have kids and you don't have that responsibility then go for it i got kids i got a lot of responsibility oh no and today i purchased a flamethrower why would you do that because i saw it on instagram and it looks awesome

a flamethrower for what good question this. This flame flower, flame flower. Flame flower? I can't even say it, let alone responsibly use it. This flame thrower is for killing weeds. How many weeds do you have? Got a cobblestone driveway full of weeds. All the weeds are growing through it. This flamethrower, you hook up to an LPG gas bottle and it like shoots a flame at the end of it

and then you just scorch the weeds. No chemicals. You showed it to me yesterday. I did show it to you. Yeah, I got it. I found it. There it is there. I bought that flamethrower.

I just think, right, I know the suburb that you're from. Very, very bush-heavy suburb. Oh, get out of here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Let's say we have a dry summer. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm not going to use it in the peak of summer.

No, no. Do you want to be the guy that's known in your suburb that set half the suburb on fire? No, I don't, Bree. I'm just saying this now so that you're extra careful because when I think of you, I don't think of a guy that could handle a flamethrower. Okay, there's no need to get personal.

Okay, there's no need to get personal on this. I'm looking out for you. You are not. And the rest of your neighbours. You want to get the hands on my flamethrower. I know what this is. This is jealousy because I've got a flamethrower and you don't. Okay.

Before anyone asks, it's not some dark web thing. You can buy them from Bunnings. I didn't. I bought one off a website from Australia because it had a longer handle on it. But you know, you can buy them. What, because you were worried about burning your hand? I do wonder what you wear when you go out burning weeds.

It's called a weed scorcher. Jandals. Jandals, you reckon. Take the hairs off the end of your toes too. Yeah. Anyway, bought it. Arrives in three days time. I'll make a video for you. Does your wife know? No, God no.

She wouldn't let me buy this. And how much was it? Not that much. $75. Okay, that makes me worry even more. Yeah. Is it safe? Do you remember that shop Dick Smith?

Yeah, Dick Smith. They sell flamethrowers now. What is going on in the world? I know. I really want to, you know what purchase I really want to make? Yeah, come on. I'll support you. You're not supporting me, but I will support you.

I really want to buy a paintball gun. Oh, I support that decision. Yeah. But I mainly just want to buy it to use it on you. Oh, no, I do not support that decision For like content things Like to make bets with you To make bets with you

And then if you lose the bet I get to shoot you With a paintball gun I've worked at a radio station that had a paintball gun before Look how happy it made Ella By default the paintball gun was used to settle all bets As soon as a radio station has one We had a paintball gun and we had a cattle prod And those were the things that were used to settle all bets. As soon as a radio station has one, we had a paintball gun and we had a cattle prod. And those were the things that were used to settle

all arguments. Paintball gun New Zealand. Just going to see how much they are. Paintball gun shop. Oh yeah. I might be able to get one. It gets over for you. Okay, you have a paintball

gun. I'll bring the flamethrower and we'll see who wins. I don't think that's on the same level. 0800DARLSZM or text 9696. We want to know about your irresponsible purchases that you made. And you knew they were irresponsible, but you made them anyway. Or maybe your partner made that irresponsible purchase. And they were in big trouble. And they knew you wouldn't approve, but you bought it anyway.

So let us know. Oh no. And does anyone know how to use this flamethrower thing? It seems pretty straightforward. Seems like you just hook it up to the gas bottle like a barbecue and go for it. Honestly, if you know that you live in the same suburb as Clint, sell now. Run, don't walk. Run.

Tell us about your irresponsible purchases. We'd like to hear about them. Bree and Clint. I bought a flamethrower this morning, and I'm quite excited, and I do understand how irresponsible it is as a purchase, but I feel like they wouldn't sell them if they weren't safe to use. You know? Look at America.

What about America? And what they sell. But this is not America. You can buy these at Bunnings. It's a flamethrower for burning weeds is what I've got. Burns weeds out of your driveway. That's what you use it for. Someone texted in and said, Vaughan's got one.

And they're very satisfying to use. Yeah, but I just see Vaughan as... What? Nothing. Yeah, I knew. That's what I thought. I just see Vaughan as someone who knows what he's doing. No, you stopped for a reason.

No, I just said what I was going to say. Well, how am I meant to learn what I'm doing if I don't buy a flamethrower to learn with, okay? It's like a Tommy Tippy, my first flamethrower. Look at it like that. Yeah. So we want to know what was your irresponsible purchase. What's the thing that you bought,

even though you knew it was a silly idea, like this text that said, I bought a car that doesn't start, knowing full well that I can't afford to fix it, and I couldn't even afford a trailer to transport it home at the time. It was cool, though. Well, I need to know what car it was. I need to know how you got it home.

And what, like, if you knew all that. I'm so confused. Yeah. Shane's here. Hi, Shane. Hi, Shane. Hey, guys. How's it going?

Good, thanks. What's the irresponsible purchase and who made it, Shane? The husband. Alex, if you're listening it going? Good, thanks. What's the irresponsible purchase and who made it, Shane? The husband. Alex, if you're listening, you're still in trouble. Yeah, what was he buying? He came home. We're on a spending ban. Yeah.

He comes home with a new quad bike for the kids. Not like they don't already have dirt bikes. They didn't need it. There was no reason for it. Please make it make sense. Please make it make sense. God. How much did he spend on the dirt bike? $700. God, I want him to be

my dad. Yeah, me too. He sounds like an awesome dad. Can I give you some dad math on this, Shane? $700 for a kid's dirt bike. He would have gone, it's too cheap not to buy. That's such a good price. I'm basically saving money by buying it.

That's what he would have thought, you know? Yeah. And also, mum math, he spent the day out riding it with the kids, so I got time to myself. Well, there you go. Gets them out of your hair, Shane. It's a win-win.

It's a win-win. And you can now go buy something for yourself for the same price. Oh, I throw it in his face whenever I want to buy something. It's all right, Mr. $700. You just have to pretend, like he's pretending,

you just have to pretend that it's for the kids, don't you? Yeah, yeah. Okay, thanks, Shane. Irresponsible purchase. Bridget's here. Hi, Bridget. Hi, Bridget. Hi.

How you doing? Good, thank you. What was your irresponsible purchase? RM Williams boots, but not that irresponsible. I mean, how much are they sending you back these days? Well, yeah, 700 Wait, your boots Cost the same as Shane's husband's

Dirt bike for the kids Yeah, alright You're going to have those boots forever, Bridget You know They're forever boots Nah, they're not, because you have to re-sell them And that's going to be at least $300 To get that done Yeah, well, that's going to be at least $300 to get that done. Yeah, well

that's alright by that time. It's an investment. Sorry Bridget, we should be supporting her. Thanks Bridget. Nicola's here with a great irresponsible purchase. Hi Nicola. Hi Nicola. Hi. What was it? My husband after a few drinks one night purchased a

full-size wearable suit of armour off Trade Me. That's so awesome. Like a medieval like... A complete medieval hand beaten out wearable suit of armour. Wow. How much was that Nicola? It was a couple of weeks

and a half salary. Wow. Okay. Did he put it on? But our friends at the time said that it was a really good investment. Yeah, yeah. Everything's a good investment after a couple of drinks. Did he put it on? But our friends at the time said that it was a really good investment. Yeah, yeah. Everything's a good investment after a couple of drinks. Did he put the suit of armour on his body? Does it fit him? Yes.

Yes. Well, it fits most people, but it doesn't fit his legs. His calves are a bit muscly and he can't get the legs on. That's so funny. Did it come with a sword? Yes. Okay. Nicola, it's a great conversation starter when people come over.

It's fabulous and we actually casted it to our destination wedding and had it in the corner. I like it. Is it displayed right of place in your house? Oh yeah, it's in the lounge on a little pedestal thing. You need to get a second one so when they get drunk they can fight each other. Hey Nicola,

sometimes, you know, when you're going to sleep Do you ask him to throw it on You know Well Whip out the sword And then also You're like

You're a damsel in distress And then also the other sword Yeah Bit of bedroom That's a yes Bit of bedroom jousting The little snicker is a yes Say no more Nicola

Say no more Ladies love a man in uniform Do they love a man in a suit of armour Oh my god He's quite literally Your knight in shining armour God Hey Yes. Say no more, Nicola. Say no more. Ladies love a man in uniform. Do they love a man in a suit of armour? Oh, my God. He's quite literally your knight in shining armour. Oh, hey. Whatever you're into. Yeah.

I like it. I'm on board with it. You know what? I need to meet up with Nicola's partner because I feel like a suit of armour is the perfect thing to do my flame throwing in. It would be. That would be the thing to use. I mean, it would get hot, though.

Yeah. It would get pretty hot. Someone said, I bought a flame thrower to burn all the weeds in our driveway. Yes. And I set the entire driveway on fire. I didn't know this until my husband called out to me because it was all behind me. But I had a lovely little fire going. I fear for Clint's neighbourhood.

Someone else texts through. This is exciting news. Hi there. Paintball shop here. New Zealand's largest supplier of paintball equipment. Happy to discuss options for you, Bree. Watch out, Clint. I will text that person back right now.

I'm so excited. I'm going to Google. And I just can't hide it. I'm going to Google how to import a taser. You should probably talk to Nicola again and ask for that armour. Suit of armour. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest.

Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Exciting news for people who like going to scam festivals. Firefest 2 tickets are officially on sale, Dean. Yes, I mean, it was the most infamous event in the world. It sparked its own Netflix documentary series, Fire Festival Part 2. Now, let's not forget, the guy that organised Fire Festival went to jail. He went to jail. He did

not pass go either, from memory, Dean. He did not collect $200. He went to jail. And apparently, the original, you know, I don't know if you'd even call it a business. I don't know what you'd call it. Scam group. They actually still owe millions of dollars to all these different people. There is a Fyre Festival 2 coming.

They are making a second one. Here's the catch. We don't know where it's going to be or when. We don't know where or when, but it's coming. We also don't know who. So the tickets are on sale with no location, no date, and no artist line-up. And they are selling, believe it or not. They're selling tickets.

Yes, they are. The tickets range from $500 to $8,000 for tickets to Fyre Fest 2. There'll be a certain amount of people who will want to be there no matter where it is to just experience the shit show that it is, you know? Like some people who want to get content for TikTok or... I feel like they've missed a real big opportunity with what they've called it. Like obviously the first one was Fire Festival.

Yeah. And that's got a horrible reputation. Yes. They should have went down the line of this one should have been called like Waterfest. Yeah. And then the next one like, you know... Earth.

Earth Fest. Wind Fest. And then Wind Fest Ice. Wind Fest sounds like something else doesn't it yeah Windfest Windfestival we'll watch this space I guess

we don't know where the space is or what the space is but we'll keep an eye on it right Dean we'll keep an eye on it just in general yeah

we could hypothesise about who's going to headline but who like who in terms of an artist is going to sign on for that? Like, it's a...

Yeah, totally. It's a pretty risky move. Yeah, it's a poison chalice. Yeah. What do you reckon, Dean? Who needs it? Well, controversial comment, but I kind of really want to go. Yeah.

I'd want to go. There's a bit of that. Do you want to be there? Yeah, just to see. People nearly died last time, but I'd love to be there. Sounds great. Just to see what it's all about. Hopefully this time I'll be on some totally remote island.

I don't know, but if they had, all they need is one good artist, like Chapel Rowan or someone good, like bad, someone really, really current and it'll go off. I have a feeling it's going to happen. I know it's going to happen well. I think it has to happen. I don't know why. That's the latest Live Out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy.

He's our Hollywood correspondent. Brian Clint. Rachel Gunn, a.k.a. the B-Girl Ray Gunn, is back in the news at the moment. Australia's best dancer. Australia's best break dancer. Give her her credit, please. She's the best dancer in Australia. She has touched down in Sydney on the same day that she

was uncovered as the new world number one breaker. Ha! Ha! How the frick is she the world's number one breaker? After everything that we saw at the Olympics?

The World Dance Sport Federation released the latest rankings, which had her sitting at the top of the list. And I believe she was catapulted into the world number one ranking thanks to 1,000 points that she claimed for winning the Oceania Championships. Okay. Which is what booked her the spot to the Olympics. That's how she got there.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So. Has she gamed the system? Is this the system? Has she figured out? I don't know how she's doing it. She could be a genius.

Has she figured out exactly what you need to do? Maybe. Like points wise to get the points that you need without ever having to do any actual breakdancing to go to the Olympics and then become the greatest breakdancer in the world. I saw on her social media she's breaking bread with Richard Branson, the billionaire, and she's sitting with all these famous people

like meeting Richard Branson and he asked her to do some breaking for him. Oh, yeah. Have you seen that video? No. And so she does a bit of breaking for Richard Branson, and he asked her to do some breaking for him. Oh, yeah. Have you seen that video? No. And so she does a bit of breaking for Richard Branson. Better or worse than her Olympic break dancing? About the same. It's her particular style.

If I'm Richard Branson and I invite Ray Gunn, the break dancer, to dinner, I want to see their moves from the Olympics. I expect to see them. I want to see the kangaroo. I think there is a photo of them both doing the kangaroo. Yeah, yeah, great. Great. That's what you want.

That's what you want. She's rubbing shoulders with boy George. She's in the mix, mate. Good on her. You know, this is her moment. Oh, cash in on the moment,

I say. Go for it, yeah. Look, so she is ranked number one in the WDSF World Ranking. Rankings, it's called. And I thought we could do a quick round of overrated, underrated,

perfectly rated. Sure. Should we do Ray Gunn first? Ray Gunn. Claudia, you want to get in on this as well? Absolutely. Yeah, yeah. Okay, what do we think on the count of three?

Ray Gunn's breakdancing. Is that what we're rating? Yes. Specifically her dancing. Yes. Not the person. Okay. Okay, yeah. Ray. Not the person. Okay. Okay, yeah. Her breaking.

Raygun's break dancing. She's the best break dancer in the world. Over, under, perfectly rated. Over. Underrated. Underrated. Underrated. Yeah, I think they don't give her enough credit.

I tried to do it once. It was hard. She's literally rated number one. How could she be underrated? She couldn't possibly be rated any higher. Perfectly rated. I'm thinking about, you know, what people are saying about her. I think she has the most unique moves.

You've got to give her that. Yeah. They're moves that we've never seen in the breaking world. You know the PlayStation game Ticken? Should they replace Eddie Gordo with Ray Gunn? That's such a good idea. It's a great idea. Tekken Australia.

Fortnite should bring out a Raygun character. I 100% use my V-Bucks on that. Let's rate some other things. Okay. What about Chapel Rhone? Over, under, perfectly rated.

Perfectly rated. Perfectly overrated. Oh! Sorry. Perfectly rated. Overrated. Oh! Sorry. Naughty. You think the hype isn't real? I think the hype is real.

But she can't live up to it. No comment. Or she hasn't lived up to it yet. It's fine. I feel nothing towards it. Ow! Okay. Sorry, Chapel. Peter is in the building.

I like her music. Okay, let's go less political. Okay. Overrated, underrated, perfectly rated. Sparkling water. Overrated. Overrated. Yuck should not be a thing. Really?

It's bad for your teeth. It is. It really is. The dentist goes on and on about how bad it is. It's fun. It's not fun. It's so bad for your teeth. If you want something in your mouth that's the same taste.

Have a soft drink. Or popping candy. That does the same thing. That doesn't work for your teeth. I just think it tastes like feet. All right, we've voted. That's fine. What did you?

Clint's hanging back and he doesn't rate anything. I think it's perfectly rated. I think sparkling water has its place. Overrated. Aperol Spritz. Overrated. Yuck. Disgusting.

Stop waiting to hear what we all say. I said it. I said it. I said it. I put it forward. That doesn't matter. You have to put forward your opinion, not sit back in the wings.

I think it's mostly Instagram. Oh, now he does because we all said it. It's mostly Instagram. It tastes like feet as well. Can I do one? Yeah, go for it's overrated. I think it's mostly Instagram. It's mostly Instagram. It tastes like feed as well. Can I do one? Yeah, go for it, Claude. Real fruit ice cream. Overrated. Underrated.

Actually, I'd say perfectly rated. It needs to have its own newspaper. It's that good. What about real fruit yoghurt? Real fruit yoghurt? Is it not the same thing? Is there fake fruit yoghurt? No, you know how when you go to a real fruit ice cream place,

they can do a yoghurt version? Oh, it's so good. Okay, we're doing ice... Sorbet. Overrated. Overrated. Get your slushy shit out of here. It's just Less good ice cream

It's good for those that can't have dairy It's good for those that can't have dairy Have it, yeah, suck it up Because I can't have dairy But I'll eat it anyway Okay You ready for this? I'm sorry

You ready for this? Yes Overrated, underrated, perfectly rated Taylor Swift I knew this would happen Overrated Perfectly rated Perfect Over Shut up Sorry Taylor Swift. I knew this would happen. Overrated. Perfectly rated.

Perfect. Over. Shut up. Sorry. That just came out of me. That flew out of my mouth. Okay, here we go. Started last night. It's on again tonight.

Celebrity Treasure Island. Easy. Easy. Underrated. Underrated. Yes. You're sleeping. You're sleeping on Celebroolittle Treasure Island.

I saw Tamati Coffey going head to head with, what's her name from the Labour Party? Carmel Cipollone. Carmel Cipollone. And then Duncan Garner gets in there and chucks in his two cents. It's a good time, eh? It's better than the news. It's so good. Yeah.

It's just literally people that you see, you know, that have real jobs. Yeah, yeah. Then they go on this show and they all just fight each other and, like, are put outside their comfort zone. It's a good time. That's very fun. And Suzanne Paul's on there. Yeah.

If you're sleeping. Last one. Suzanne Paul. Perfectly rated. Perfectly rated. Perfectly rated. Because she is an icon of this country. And she's on Celebrity Treasure Island.

What are you doing? Go watch it. Next on the show, New Zealand has won an award globally that I don't think we wanted. It makes us look silly. It makes us look juvenile. It makes us look a bit lame, actually. Not again.

We've won an award. New Zealand, we've won an award. But I don't think we want this award. According to the international food magazine Chef's Pencil, New Zealanders have the earliest dinner times in the world. Oh, no. The magazine says that New Zealanders have dinner way too early. Auckland, according to this magazine,

has the world's earliest closing time for restaurants. The magazine says that most restaurants in Auckland have a last sitting, so the last table you can book, is 8.30pm. That's so early. It's embarrassing. It makes us seem like absolute grandmas and grandpas. I don't want to have dinner after 8.30pm, but I would like people to have the option. You know, I'd like international people to come here and feel like they don't have to be in bed by 10.

It's so interesting because I was just lucky enough to go to, I just got back from Greece from a couple of weeks ago. And you really notice it like when you go to like a European country or like overseas. Yeah. Like the first sitting, like the first sitting would be 9 o'clock at night. And then it would go, like people would be having dinner till like 11.30 at night, 12 midnight. We went to Italy on our honeymoon about six years ago and the wait for dinner was excruciating

because we're New Zealanders and we're like expecting to have dinner about 7.30. You're right, couldn't get a table till 9. So what do you do? That's how they do it eh? The majority of Auckland Aucklanders book tables at restaurants between 5.30 and 7pm the survey says.

Sounds about right. In Cairo in Egypt that's the latest dining in the world. They have an average last table booking time of midnight. So you can arrive at the restaurant for dinner at midnight and then obviously sit there for an hour and a half and have your dinner until 1.30 in the morning. I feel like though a lot of these places that do have these real late dinner times

is because of how hot it is. And so they push everything back because obviously you don't want to eat when you're super hot. So like at 5.30 in the afternoon, it's still like 30-something degrees. So they push it back till, you know, 10 o'clock. Someone from Egypt coming here though and they try and book a dinner, they call up somewhere at 10 o'clock and they're like, oh, no, we closed two hours ago.

Yeah, it's all done and dusted there. What are you talking about? It's so weird. You need to go to the drive-thru. It's all finished here, mate. Sorry. No, the drive-thru is also closed. So what time's dinner?

What is the perfect dinner time? Not by international standards. For you, personally, what's dinner time? Dinner time, I think, 7. 7? Yeah, 6.37. Ella, what's dinner time? If you have the option of having dinner any time you want,

what time's dinner? Well, because I work late, I guess it's 7.30. 7.30? 8. If I had the choice, which I do on a Sunday, Saturday, anywhere from 5 to 6. Yeah. Early bird special, yeah.

Nah. I've learned my lesson that I just don't work like that because then I just end up eating more. And I'm like, oh, I just need to wait for dinner. Claudia, you'd be an early bird special, I can tell. Oh, well, during the week, 7.30, but I reckon on the weekend, like a nice 6.30 kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, perfect.

Then you've got time for dessert. Exactly. I mean, same as you guys. We're not home until after 7, so that's fine during the week. But on the weekend, I've got kids. We have dinner at 5 o'clock on the dot. That's so early. It's still light out.

Yeah, yeah, I know. 10 to 5. Yeah I know 10 to 5 yeah but it's nice sitting around on the weekend and you're like alright dinner's ready 4.45

you're like shit sun's still up awesome and yeah you do and you do end up eating like a whole block of chocolate on the couch later that night bloody oath you would

it's not necessarily you'd be so hungry not necessarily a bad thing would have been 5 hours since your last meal by the time you go to bed. Like I'm starving. Brian Clint.

Some sad news in Hollywood today. The voice of Darth Vader in Mufasa and other various roles, James Earl Jones, passed away overnight. He was 93. Yeah. And I would say has one of the most iconic voices ever. Yeah, totally. He is that guy, right? His voice

is just like nothing else. We've got a little clip. Everything the light touches is our kingdom. Did they get him back to be Mufasa in the new Lion King? You know how they replaced? I feel like they replaced everyone.

See, that's wrong. Yeah. I can understand getting Beyonce. I can understand getting Donald Glover, but surely you get him back to still be Mufasa. They might have, but I don't think so. He is Mufasa to me. Yeah.

There's no one else. Yeah. Claudia knows the answer. They did. Yeah, they did. He survived. Oh, that's lucky. Lucky. Yeah.

Oh, good. I thought to celebrate his life and a little bit of a tribute to James Earl Jones this afternoon, we could play a little game I'm calling Just A Little Bit More. Just a little bit more. The idea of the game is we take an iconic line, a line you've heard in a movie that's a part of pop culture, and Claudia will be the game master, and we just have to give her a little bit more.

Okay, sure. She'll tell us what she wants, and we just have to do it. All right, Claudia. But we just have to keep using the same line. So the line that we will be using this afternoon, Claudia, is of course the iconic Lion King. That one that you played before.

That line specifically. Look Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom. So it's look Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom. Okay. Brie, I want you to start just our kingdom. Okay. Okay. Bree, I want you to start. Just very neutral.

Okay. Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom. The Australian Lion King. Yeah. Okay, Clint, give me a little bit more. A little bit more than that? Yeah.

Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom. Good. Yeah. Bree, a little bit more. Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom. Very good.

Okay, Clint, give it to me with the tone of, I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. Oh, okay, sure. Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom. Very good. Okay, Bree, give it to me with maximum vocal fry. Okay.

Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom. Very good. It sounded like a Nespresso machine. Yeah. Okay, Clint. Give it to me like you're being fed the line by someone offstage.

Oh, sure. Look. Simba. Everything the light touches is our it's our it's our

it's our area it's our it's our it's our kingdom, kingdom, kingdom It's our kingdom. Kingdom. Kingdom. Kingdom. Kingdom.

Okay, Brie, give it to me like you're a grumpy teenager. Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is totally our kingdom. Okay, Clint, give it to me like it's a pep talk before a huge battle. Oh, that's a good one. Look, Simba, you've got one chance, one opportunity, okay? Everything out there, everything, and I mean everything, everything the light touches is our kingdom.

Okay, and to round it off, Bree, give it to me like you're confessing that you love someone. Look, Simba. Every part of you I touch, I mean everything the light touches is our kingdom. It's beautiful.

Claudia doesn't know where to look. Oh, there it is. That's the game. R.I.P. The voice of Simba. No, Mufasa. Mufasa. Darth Vader.

James Earl Jones. We salute you. What an amazing life. Turns out it's harder than it looks. Bree and Clint. A friend of mine got married recently and going on the honeymoon with her parents and her new husband. Oh, yeah, they're going too. Yeah.

But the parents are going. Yeah. Is he the most important person on the honeymoon? We don't know. We don't know. Yeah. So we're asking who came on the honeymoon. Text came in and they said quite a question to put out there, you two.

Who came on the honeymoon? Can I just say no? No. Lift it out of the gutter, okay? We're better than that. Yeah, we are. That's not what we were saying at all, okay? That's not what we were saying at all. Yeah.

We wouldn't. We would never. I didn't even think about it until they took that in. Until they took it down into the gutter. Yeah, I definitely didn't think about it. Someone else said, about 13 of us went to Greece as a part of my friend's honeymoon in Italy. We went the day after the wedding. Then they did their own week in another city after that.

Okay, that sounds awesome. Yeah, that'd be pretty fun. That sounds like the wedding that doesn't stop. So you have the wedding with all your friends and family. And then the greatest 13 people from the wedding, the hardest partying people, you then hop on a plane together and you keep the party going in Europe. That's a good time. Nah, that sounds awesome. Someone else said, our best man

asked if he could come on our overseas skiing honeymoon and we seriously considered it because we always skied together but said no in the end. Aww. I can't believe he was nervous to ask. I bet he was nervous. Yeah, of course he's nervous. It's their Because we always skied together but said no in the end. Oh. I can't believe it. I bet he was nervous to ask. I bet he was nervous.

Yeah, of course he's nervous. It's their freaking honeymoon. It's more awkward to third wheel. Like if you and your partner were like, hey, can we come? Yeah. It's less weird than you just being like, hey, guys. Just one person. Lou, who went on the honeymoon?

Hey, we went on the honeymoon? Hey, we went on the honeymoon. Our friends got married in Thailand and they invited all their guests to join their buddy moon. Fun. A buddy moon. I've never heard of a buddy moon before. A honeymoon with buddies. Okay.

How long did it go for, Lou? We went on about, I think it was almost two weeks and we toured around Thailand and Cambodia. Was that baby in the background conceived on the buddy moon? No, long time after that. I was going to say, sounds like you had to think about it, Lou. Okay, buddy moon. Was it great? Was it awesome? Do you recommend a buddy moon, Lou?

It was fantastic. I highly recommend. Everyone should do it. Okay. One last question, Lou. Everybody involved loved it. Did they have any time where it was just them or that was their honeymoon, the buddy moon?

I don't remember, but I don't think so. It was just that. That was their honeymoon and that's what they wanted. Okay. I think so. Lou, you sound like you've got a bit on. Thank you for calling. We appreciate the honeymoon and that's what they wanted. Okay. I think so. Lou, you sound like you've got a bit on. Thank you for calling. We appreciate it.

Thanks, Lou. Thank you. Someone said, my mum's honeymoon, there was a group of 20 people. Aunties, uncles, parents, cousins, kids, the whole family. That sounds less fun. That doesn't sound fun to me at all. Someone else said, all my in-laws came on our honeymoon as they flew from the UK,

including sister-in-law, brother-in-law with the kids and parents, spent one night in a hotel on our own, then spent two nights on a blow-up mattress on our lounge floor while they took up all of the beds and then we went up north on holiday slash honeymoon. It was very cosy.

Everyone knows. That sounds horrific. Yeah. cozy everyone knows that sounds horrific yeah and everyone knows what you guys were doing on that one night in the hotel by yourself sounds like the least romantic honeymoon you would have had to meet them for breakfast the next day and they'll be like how was your night and then you realize that mum hasn't forked out for the full bloody breakfast and it's just continental we went and saw my grandma and stayed with her for a few days as part of our honeymoon. She lives near Queenstown, so it was cheap accommodation

and I don't see her that often. Yeah, but... Yeah. Yeah. Organise another trip to see grandma. Yeah. Another time where you just go to see grandma. Grandma's like, this is awkward.

This is your honeymoon. I know what you guys are doing. I know what you want to be doing right now. Don't touch me. I know what you guys are doing. I know what you want to be doing right now. Don't touch me. I know what you've been up to. Someone else said, my mother-in-law offered to pay for my brother-in-law's honeymoon if she could make it into a family holiday.

They agreed. So we all went to Fiji, even though I wasn't invited to the wedding. Oh. Orkeys. That is so awkward. Yeah. Also, I mean, that screams controlling.

The mother. I'll pay for it. Yeah. But we have to turn it into a family holiday and we all have to come. Like when parents say, oh, we'll contribute to the wedding, but we want to have three tables that we can invite our friends to. Three tables? My parents always want half.

Half? Half the tables. Are they paying whole, though? Well, I haven't... Way to bring it up. I've never been married. I wouldn't know. You better hurry up.

You better hurry up. Wedding's getting more expensive. They've already paid for two. My sister and my brother have already used the money. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger is the number one song when you turn 16. The song that you probably will remember,

will take you back to a certain time in your life. And we like to figure them out on this show and we'll play our favourite one. Kerry's going to go first. Hi, Kerry. Hi, Kerry. Hi. How was your day, Kerry? Yeah, not too bad. How was yours? Yes, good,, Kerry. Hi. How was your day, Kerry? Yeah, not too bad.

How was yours? Yes, good, thank you. What's your date of birth, mate? 4th of February, 1996. All right, that means you were 16 in 2012. And here's your birthday banger. This is the part of me That you're never going to ever take away from me No! KP, Katy Perry, part of me that you're never going to ever take away from me.

No. KP, Katy Perry, Part of Me. What do you reckon, Kerry? Oh, yeah, that's a good song. It's a banger. I haven't thought of this song for ages. This is the one in the music video where she runs away to join the military. That's funny.

She shaves her head in the gas station bathroom and bandages down her boobies so she can join the military. I's funny. She shaves her head in the gas station bathroom and bandages down her boobies so she can join the military. I think she's joining as a man. Yeah, well, she could have just joined as herself. Yeah, exactly. Do you like it, Kerry? That's what's important. Yes, I do.

Not a bad one, Kerry. Not a bad one. Let's go to Jason on 0800DARLS.M. Hi, Jason. Hi, Jason. Hello, hello. Hello, hello. Hello, mate. What have you been up to today, Jase?

Just work. Just work. What do you do for work? I've been good. What's your work? Creative, agency, marketing, branding. Okay. Yeah.

Okay, cool. Hey, Jason, what is your date of birth? It is the 4th of October, 1993. All right. That means you were 16 in the year 2009, and on that day, this was at the top. A bit of Tayo Cruz, Break Your Heart. What do you reckon, Jase?

Not bad. It's a bit of a banger. I think it's a bit of a tune, eh? He's got hits, Tayo Cruz. Oh, he does. Wait there, we. It's a bit of a banger. I think it's a bit of a tune, eh? He's got hits, Tyo Cruz. Oh, he does. Wait there. We're going to do Grace's birthday banger. Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace.

Hi, how are you? Good, mate. What have you been doing today? Same as everybody else, just working. Just working. Yeah, and what do you do? I work on a farm riding race horses. Oh, so you get to work outside.

Yeah, yeah, which is pretty good. That sounds very cool. Your job's more fun than most. Yeah. Okay, what's your date of birth, Grace? 28-06-2008. All right, Grace, you were 16 in the year 2018. We've done the calculations, and here's your birthday bag up.

Five sauce. What happened to five Sauce, eh? Yeah, where'd those boys go? Grace, what do you reckon? Do you like it? I've heard better. Yeah. Could be a good name for a racehorse, Grace.

Youngblood. Yeah. It's actually not a bad idea. Yeah, I reckon. Okay, wait there. Tayo Cruz, Katy Perry, Five Sauce. Wow. Youngblood gets out early. Youngblood now hugging the rail. Okay, wait there. Tayo Cruz, Katy Perry, Five Sauce. Young Blood gets out early.

Young Blood now hugging the rail. It's Young Blood all the way. Could he have the legs to go? Here he goes, Young Blood. It's Young Blood. Young Blood takes the Melbourne Cup. What a legend. What a champion.

I think it works. So you're voting for Young Blood? No, I'm voting for Tayo Cruz. Are you? I'm voting for Katy Perry. We're going split again. Oh, okay. Claudia, who's the winner?

You always give me the hard choices. I'm going to go with... Breeze won, I think. Oh, you made the right decision. Two days in a row. Jason, well done. You're the winner of Birthday Banger. Amazing.

Amazing. Left goal, Jason. From the year 2009, here's a Birthday Banger from Tayo Cruz on ZM, Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tayo Cruz on ZM. That's the winner of Birthday Banger. That song came out in 2009.

Don't think about how old it is. It'll just make you feel yucky. Don't do it. Don't do it. Stay away from the lot. Don't do it. Stay away. Do not think about that song coming out 15 years ago.

Tayo Cruz, name another one of his hits. The one with Kesha, Take a Dirty Picture. Take a dirty picture for me. Take a dirty picture. Are they talking about like, you know, like covered in mud? I think so, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like dirty dishes? That's what I think they're talking about, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Soiled footwear. Yeah, gotcha. Yeah, yeah. Nothing gets the motor running like. Or dirty laundry.

Yeah, like a full hamper. I'll show you my full hamper. Please don't. Please don't. Please shut your hamper. I'll show you my full hamper. Please don't. Please don't. Please shut your hamper at work. It is dirty. Look, if you're a fan of the chase, stick with us because we're going to give you the chance

to test your chase ability out soon. Like if you've ever gone, you know what, I could do that. Come on, give it a go. I could go with the chase. I could take down the beast. Yeah, yeah, we're going to give what, I could do that. Come on, give it a go. I could go with the chase. I could take down the beast. Yeah, yeah, we're going to give you a chance to do that. But next, Bree wants to have a rant about the post office. Yeah, strap in, everybody.

It's exactly what it is, yep. Yeah, it's a rant about the post office. Yeah. I have nothing else to add. No, it's fine. It is what it is. Watch out, post office. Strap in, New Zealand Post.

Bree's coming for you. We're back next. Bree and Clint. God, I love The Chase, the TV show The Chase. We don't get to watch it because it's on during our radio show. But fun fact, it's on out in the producer's booth, and I know that our producers are watching The Chase while we're doing the show. Because we're looking the opposite direction.

True or false, Claudia? True or false? Tell the truth. Semi-true. Semi-true. Semi-true. I would be too. It sounds off. It's such a great show.

Who's your guy's favourite chaser? I like the Dark Destroyer. Oh, yeah, the Dark Destroyer's good. What's the redhead lady? What's her name? The Vixen. Yeah, I like her. She's quite sassy, eh?

It's all about Bradley for me, though. The chaser's all about Bradley. In what sport does Fanny Schmeller compete for Germany? They set him up for disaster. Karen and Ian have won a record amount of money on the chase. The most money that people have won on the chase, I think outside of those celebrity charity ones. Really?

How much did they win? They go crazy with the money on those ones. It's for charity. Normally you don't see the prize money get up over 50,000 pounds. Like, that's quite a lot. Karen and Ian have beat the cinema man on the final chase with just 16 correct answers to win 100,000 pounds or 212,000 New Zealand dollars.

Wow. Two of them. Two people. That's some decent money, eh? I think the husband and wife, too. Oh, and they were on the same episode? I Zealand dollars. Wow. Two of them. Two people. That's some decent money, eh? I think the husband and wife too. Oh, and they were on the same episode. I think so. Lucky.

Maybe, maybe not. That's cool. Maybe that's not true. They look like they should be. They're the same age, is what I'm trying to say. I thought you could have a go at this and see how you would go

and test your choice. Just you. Oh God, I'm going to look so dumb. What I've done is I've gone and got the questions from Karen and Ian's final chase. Yep. They had two minutes. These are the questions that they answered within two minutes.

Okay. They got 16 of these correct. You don't have to do it in two minutes. Okay. Just do it quickly. And we'll see how many you got. And then Claudia is also going to time you just for fun. So we know at the end how you compare to the greatest chase of all time. Are you ready to go? I'm not going to get one.

I'm going to do my best. I'm just going to do my best. Claudia, when you're ready. Go. No, wait. I said when I'm ready. No, wait. God, who I'm ready. No, wait. God, who's running this show?

We're building. We're building tension. I feel the pressure already. Time's up now. Bree, what Olympic racket sport is played with a shuttle? Badminton. Correct. What orchard fruit is an ingredient in a Cheshire pork pie?

Apple. Correct. What first name links the actors West, Driver and Garcia? Minnie. Adam. Reg Presley was the lead singer of which 60s band? Say that again. Reg Presley was the lead singer of which 60s band?

Stuffed if I know. Credence, Clearwater Revival? The Trogs. In math, a three times four matrix contains how many numbers? Five. Twelve. What colour is the crescent on the flag of Turkey? Red.

White. Bad bishop and good bishop are terms in what board game? Chess. Correct. What magazine was launched in 1993 as a rival to Hello magazine? Mad. OK magazine. Typhoon is the biggest class of what underwater vessel?

Submarine. Correct. 1959, Michael Scudamore won which famous horse race on Oxo? No idea. Grand National. Chas is the sidekick of what animated clay character? Gumby? Morph. Westminster Fool is a precursor to what custard and jelly dessert? Trifle?

Correct. The polka dot tree is a species of what amphibian? Frog. Correct. What type of waterway is the stain forth on Kiedby? A dirty one. A canal. What star does Lee Israel in the film Who Stars? Who stars Lee? Skip that question.

A bath sheet is a type of what soft product? A bath sheet. A towel. What city hosted the one man? Correct. Okay. What city hosted the one man... Correct. Okay. What city hosted the one man show Springsteen on Broadway?

What? What? What? What city hosted the one man show Springsteen on Broadway? New York? Correct. The Disasters of War

is a series of etchings by which Spaniard? Stuff to find out. Don Messick voiced Bam Bam in what 60s cartoon? Flintstones. Correct. Who became the voiced Bam Bam in what 60s cartoon? Flintstones. Correct. Who became the new ranger of Windsor, Great Park?

No idea. King Charles. Webb's Wonderful is an iceberg variety of what vegetable? Lettuce. Correct. What Australian singer opened the shop Cave Things? Australian singer? What Australian singer opened the shop...

Kylie Minogue? Nick Cave. Time's up. Well done. I've got a couple. I feel like you did okay. I feel like I did not, I mean, not horrible, not great. Claudia, can we start with the time?

They did it in two minutes. What was our time? Pretty good, Bree. Yeah. Two minutes, 33 seconds. Okay. It's not bad. It's not bad.

It's not bad. Okay, they got 16 questions correct to win 100,000 Great British Pounds. Bree got... 11. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. And there was two of them.

There was two of them. There was two of them. Imagine if you and I did it together. Well, the woman got all the answers. The guy actually was dead weight. But there was two of them on there. I'm happy with that. I think you need to go on the chase.

Okay, let's not get ahead of ourselves. How many people do you need on a team? Is it four? It's four. It's four? We have a chase team right here. We all go on the chase. I mean.

Look at us. We do one practice run. Bree and Clint. And that's the end of our show. Thanks for joining us today. We appreciate it. Just looking up new wallets. Are you finally going to change your wallet?

Yeah. Well, after that video of you and I talking and discussing how big my wallet is has gone viral. Oh, we were going to talk about that on the show today. Oh, we were too. Okay. We'll talk about it tomorrow. Yeah, we will. But anyway, it's gone viral and now people are coming up to me in public and wallet shaming me.

So I have now no choice. It's an extraordinarily large wallet. It is. And I don't know why. Yeah. My wallet before that wallet was bigger. Like even if you were wearing, I know you can't see this, it's on our TikTok if you go and look for it,

but even if you were wearing cargo pants. Wouldn't fit. You wouldn't fit Bree's wallet in your cargo pocket. I have to carry it around. Like when I go to the shops. It wouldn't fit in a handbag. Some handbags maybe. Some handbags, yeah.

But at a stretch. My suggestion, I know you didn't ask for it, but Ninja Turtle Velcro wallet. Ooh. Yeah. I mean, I'd stand out. Yeah. It'd be unique.

For all the right reasons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For all the right reasons. Plus no one would steal your wallet. I mean, I'd stand out. Yep. It'd be unique. For all the right reasons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For all the right reasons. Plus, no one would steal your wallet. I might get a chain. Even better. That goes from my belt loops to the wallet. Here's a fun fact.

I don't think you can get a Ninja Turtle Velcro wallet without a chain. Really? It comes with chains. Built-in chains. I mean, even better. Even better. Even bloody better. Have a great night.

Celebrity Treasure Island is back on tonight. We've got another $500 to give away with Celebrity Treasure Island on the show tomorrow. So we'll catch you back then. Bye, guys. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.