ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 10th September 2025

Episode Date: September 10, 2025

What's your weird house rule?  Things no one has ever said.  A kiwi mum has broken a world record for running on lego.  Gaydar.  Find the gnocchi saga on the other episode.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-d-da. It's ZDM's Brie and Clint, thanks to the KFC Wicked Box. It's back for a limited time only. Grab yours for just $9.99. Go! ZDM's Brie and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody.

Welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Guys, I did it. I returned to the scene of the crime this morning. Last week I talked to you guys about having that absolute nightmare situation go down at the gym. Oh, the gym. Where I was playing the songs and I thought they were going through my AirPods, but it was just coming through my phone at full blast. It was very embarrassing.

Anyway, put my big girl pants on, went back to the gym. No one cared? I don't think so. No. That's good. Because when you said return to the scene of the crime, I thought you were saying you were going back to those Mick Cafe bathrooms that you destroyed that time. We said that we wouldn't talk about that on air.

Now that, they needed CSI to come in there. Re-ordered a Crappuccino at the Mick Cafe bathrooms. I should have been tried for 25 to life for that. You should have been Mick arrested. It should have been a full jury. would have all found me guilty. Oh, yuck, guys. We've got two shots at the Sigris Sound today,

four o'clock and five o'clock. We've got your chance to play Google Down with us today. I've got a challenge for Bree after four o'clock in the show, which you're going to enjoy. Is it a physical challenge? No, it's a sitting down challenge. Oh, that's my time of challenge. This challenge can be done sitting down.

Excellent. And your boys said you're good at this thing, so. Okay. We'll do that after four o'clock. But first, Trady versus Lady, where it's toit and getting toiter, 71 tradies, 74 ladies. If you want to play, now's the time to call. 0,800 dials at M.

You could win yourself 50 bucks. Play Z-Dem's Bree and Clint. It's Trady versus ladies. Three, two, one. It is a tidal race at the moment. The tradies on 71, the ladies just out in front on 74. Our lady is calling from Auckland. She's 34 and she can lick her own elbow.

Welcome to the show, Bree. You can lick your own weanus? Yes, I can. How? I don't know, maybe a long time. You know what, it's time to find out if all Bree's can lick their own weeners. Bree, give it a go for us. Oh, nowhere near.

Go on, try a little bit harder. Get in there? No. No, just you, Bree. It's my neck. Yeah. Good on you for trying, though. That's impressive.

You know, you've got to give it a go. Bree, the Weenus Lucky, you're taking on our tradie from Parmy. He's 26, and he knows the secret sound. Welcome to the show, Jack. Giday, Jack. How you going, all right? Yeah, not bad, mate. What's the secret sound?

Nah, I remember I can tell you, I can tell you, I need for the house of grabs. Yeah. Yeah. You can tell me and Bree off air. We'll keep it a secret. And then we would know. if you were telling the truth. That's true.

You know? Okay. Because we don't know the secret sound. But when it comes out, we'll be able to go, oh my God, Jack had it all along. He knew. Yeah. I think I'd change for mine every day, so.

Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, yeah. So do we, Jack. So do we. Jack, you buzzers, Trady. Brie, your buzzers lady. The first of three correct answers is going to win $50 cash,

thanks to KFC. Here we go. Best of luck. Question number one. What number iPhone was announced by Apple today? Yes, Jack. Is it a 17? It is the 17.

What are you going to do with 17 iPhones? It's wild. Too many. One to the tradies. Question number two. What is it called in 10-pin bowling when you get three strikes in a row? Yes, Jack. Oh, I'm not going to say strike.

No. It was a multi-choice, which I'll finish. And, Bree, you get a free shot at it. Is it a crow, a turkey or a pigeon? It's a turkey. It is a turkey. It is a turkey. Three strikes in it.

a row. We are won a piece in this game. Question number three. Good one, Jack, your turkey. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. And we're going to let it burn, boom, boom, we're going to let it burn, going, going, going, going to let it burn, go. Come on, you millennial, Bree. I have no idea. Wow, no idea. Nothing from you, Jack. We just want to be right now. Right, right, right now. Give you three, two, one. Oh, is it's really golding.

Sally Golding. Going to let it burn. Okay, no points there. I'm shocked that Bree didn't know that. Question number four, how many balls are there on a standard pool table excluding the white ball? 30. Is it 14? No.

Oh, God, it's close, Bree. Oh, in total. I'm going to go 16. No. Oh, so close. It's 15. Dene excluding the white ball. Okay, no points there.

Still one a piece. Question number five. In which country was Elon Musk born? Lady. Yes, Brie. I don't know, America? No. Jack?

Canada? No. Not a bad guess. It's South Africa. No points there. We move on to question number six. What's the score? The score is one a piece.

One a piece. Okay. If I was using a glock and spiel, what would I be doing? Lady. Yes, Brie. Playing a musical instrument. Correct. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies.

Question number seven. Troy Bolton is a character from which 2006 Disney. Yes, Bree, for the win. High school musical. She's got it. Well done. It's a lady victory. She's a lady.

Oh, whoa. She's a lady. Well done, Bree. You get $50. Thanks to KFC. Thank you. And if you get the KFC on your elbow, it's finger-licking. It's elbow-looking good.

I'd luck, Jack. Good luck with the Secret Sound up for. I'm lucky, Jack. Yeah, I'll go for the 50K now. Yeah, sounds good, man. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. A lot of attention for Secret Sound. You activate her is coming up in just under 35 minutes.

Yeah, so everyone just relax, regroup. Have a cup of tea. Happy. Get your head together. Do some star jumps. And then we will get to that just before four. There's a BBC presenter by the name of Jamie Lang. Have you heard of this guy? Yeah, he sounds, I've googled him.

He looks familiar. Yeah. He pops up on the odd thing. He does. He's in the news at the moment because he did this interview about him and his girlfriend. They're pregnant at the moment. Yeah. And he was talking about this new house rule that she's implemented in their

house but this has been since she's pregnant and he's not having a bar of it right okay he's not a fan bold bold strategy to go on radio while she's pregnant and talk about it but i'll hear him out brave brave yeah let's talk about the rule and let's decide what we feel sure so she's implemented the rule yes okay this is the rule that she says um is now a house rule in their house uh you have outdoor clothes that you wear on the outside of the house when you go places out of the house when you get home you immediately

need to change into your indoor clothes have you heard of this before I have because my wife has floated it what she has said to me because I get home about 730 and come in from work we don't live in the city we live

out in the Waitakidis and I get home and I go to sit down on the couch with the kids and she goes, ooh, Daddy's got his city clothes on. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're covered in pollution. This is happening in your house.

Yeah, it is. Obviously, we don't abide by it. So you're not following the rule? No. But she's trying to float the rule. Can't tell me what to do. Not in my own house. Yeah, careful.

She might be listening right now to pick up time. Is her logic that, I don't know. I would understand if you've been to a dirty place. Yeah. Like, gym clothes, I don't care. Oh, gym clothes, get them off. I don't care if you've been for a real brief workout at the gym. I don't care if you've been, if you've walked in and out.

You do not wear the gym clothes at my home. Or if you got a manual labour job. If you work in a workshop or you work out on the roads or even if you're in construction. Yeah. I get it. Does your wife think you come here to this show and we roll you in garbage or something? I'm sitting here in an air-conditioned studio with a takeaway coffee. Does she think that you're going to get like our smell on you or something?

She's like, ew. It's dirty radio people. I have heard of people who won't sit on their bed in their... I've heard of this too. In their quote-unquote outside clothes. Yep. It's like a no-no. And people who won't put their suitcases on the bed.

You heard that one? Yeah. They won't, so if it's been through an airport, even when they're at the hotel, they won't unpack their suitcase on the bed. Yep. Which actually kind of makes sense. It does make sense. But I mean, come on. Yeah.

How germphobic are we going to get? I get the bed one more. Yeah. Like sitting on your bed wearing your outdoor clothes. Like it does seem a bit taboo. But in terms of being in the house and sitting on the couch, I don't know. Do you wear your shoes inside? But wear a shoes inside house because we've got dogs.

Yeah, exactly. You know? I think the rules are loosening now that we have a dog too. Because you realize, even if you don't wear shoes inside, the dog is walking around outside barefoot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My wife's like, take your city clothes off. I'm like, he literally smells like fish.

He smells like fish and we haven't even fed him fish. I watched him eat another dog's poo earlier and now he's walking around this house. It's double standard. Yeah, exactly. We have a rule in our house. that my partner has implemented where there's tea towels that we use and then tea towels that we use

only when guests are around. Oh, you've got special tea towels? And I always want to use the guest teatowels because they're the nicer ones. How often have you got guests around? We do entertain quite often. Like cook for people. Yeah, yeah.

So I'm always like, oh, can I bring out the guest tea towel? It's good to know is in charge at least. We want to know what's the house rule in your house that you may find a bit absurd or that you've decided to implement and your partner is grappling with. Yeah, it could be either or or maybe this was a weird house rule from when you were a kid. I remember these friends of ours, I used to go over to their house for a play date and you weren't allowed to wear bare feet in the house. Oh, no, not allowed bear feet. You had to have socks on at all times, like no shoes in the house, but you had to be wearing

socks because they didn't want to get the carpets dirty. Someone's got a foot phobia. Yeah. Oh, 800 dials at em where you can text your weird house rule to 9696 and we'll share it and see if anyone else has that rule as well. Did you have any weird house

rules at your place? A guy over in the UK has talked about how his wife has just implemented a new house rule outside clothes and inside clothes. Yeah, when you come home you get out of the clothes you've worn outside of the house. Someone texts through and they said

aren't inside clothes just your PJs? Nah, nah. And then they said although some people wear those outside as well. They do with those outside. But inside clothes would be like tracky-dackies. You're comfys. We call them your comfies. But I guess you could have a whole outfit. You could have outfits. You could have jeans that don't leave the house. You could have

t-shirts that don't leave the house. I feel bad for them though. Yeah, never get to see the real world. Yeah, it'd be like being in lockdown again. It's not as uncommon as we thought, though. Someone sticks in and said, I 100% have outside and inside clothes. I have large fluffy dogs and I do not want to leave the house covered in their fur. See, I feel like that's the opposite. Yeah, right. You know? That person's like, I don't want to leave the house in my inside clothes because they're, you know, not good enough. Someone else said, we have that rule for

school uniforms in the house. When you come home, I don't want you in the clothes you've been a sweaty hog in all day. School uniforms can get pretty sweet. Sweety hog. Ben's here. Hi, Ben. Hi, Ben. Hello. What's the rule in your house, Ben?

That no one actually sits in my chair at all. Are you dad? Yeah, yeah, and I've got two kids and a wife, and they try and sneak in there, and they get asked to move, and if they don't, I go sit in the other chair in salt. Are they allowed to sit in the chair when you're not home, or have you set up like a ring camera

so you can see the chair at all times? No, they're allowed when I'm not there, I suppose. And when we're talking chair, Ben, are we talking, do you have a chair in the lounge room? Do you have a chair at the dining room table? I got a chair in the lounge in front of the TV with a coffee table and everything. Recliner? Is it a recliner?

Yeah, yeah, and I'll have the odd nap occasionally. Yeah, oh, my God. I'm just resting my eyes. How old are you, Ben? 31. 31. You sound like a dad that's 55. Some days. Yeah, yeah, some days.

He's living the good life. I've actually even kicked my own mother out of my chair before. Have you? Was she upset about that? No, she gets it. She gets it. She gets it. You used the line that she used to use on you. While you're under my roof, you will live by my rules. I paid for it. Thanks, Ben. We appreciate it. I'm pretty laxed about the rules in our house, but the one rule is, oh no, that was Ben's text. Someone said, I hate cats on the kitchen bench. I think

that's fair enough. Everyone hates cats on the kitchen. A good rule. But cats don't care about your kitchen bench rule. Have you seen those funny TikToks where they put alfoyle on the kitchen bench? No. And the cat will jump up onto the bench and lose its mind. My issue with the cat on the bench is they sit on their bare butthole and that's the bit that's touching the bench. But then I saw this lady who wanted to find out once and for all if the butthole was touching the table.

Yes. So she, very kinky, but she got down beneath a glass coffee table and looked up at her. cat's butthole. Yeah. It wasn't actually touching. Like if I... It was like half a centimetre of clearance from the butthole to the coffee table. If I sat on here, like let's say I sat with my bare bum.

Do you reckon my butthole would be touching the desk? No, because you've got butt cheeks. Cats don't have butt cheeks. If I had a flat bum though, it'd be close. It'd be close to touching. Yeah, well, yeah. What if I spread them? No, all right.

Oh, that's closer. That's tapu. Please get your non-no off the table. I just wanted to check just in case. By the way, this won't make sense to you right now, but you're going to regret that later. Why? Won't make sense to you now, it'll make sense to you later. That's foreboding, isn't it?

Calm is always coming for me. When I was a kid, we had a chart with our names on it next to the home baking. You had to put a tally next to your name with every piece you ate of home baking. That's so cruel. Way to give a cat a complex about food. Would you be honest, though? No, I'd put ticks in my brother's column. Yeah.

I'd go and have three biscuits, and I'd put three ticks in my brother's column. Exactly. How are we going to know? Someone said, we have batch only clothes. It's an off-grid shed, so clothes there are muddy and holy. Retired city clothes, go to the batch. Oh, that's cool, because then you don't have to pack. I like that.

And you can just show up and put on your batch clothes. Yeah. Love that. And someone else said, El. Alf oil, what is alfoyle? That's an Aussianism. Aluminium foil? Tinfoil. Timfoil. Yeah.

Yeah, I haven't called it alfoyle in years. Sometimes it's... She's regressing. Just comes back. Let's go to the hostel. Big week for New Zealanders. Big week for New Zealanders. There's a mum in Christchurch who's broken a world record.

Oh, right. Have you seen this? It's all over my Facebook. Yep. Gabrielle Wall, shout out to you. A mother from New Zealand in Christchurch broke the world record for running the fastest, I believe it was 328 feet on a bunch of Lego. Is it 100 metres?

328 feet? 3.4 in 2 meters. Surely it's 100 meters. It's 100 meters. Yeah, so you run 100 meters, the fastest, barefoot. on Lego. Wait, do Americans call the 100 metres at the Olympics? Do they call it the 328 foot?

That's why the American system makes no sense. This article must be American because it says she finished the 328 foot sprint in Christchurch. 100 metres, guys. Get with the program. What do we reckon? Gabrielle

ran the 100 metre Lego dash in. Claudia, what was your time? Yeah, I was in my benchmark, which is Claudia's 100 metres. time. 18 seconds? What was, what did I run it in? 16 seconds? What do you reckon Gabrielle? Which doesn't sound, two seconds doesn't sound like a huge difference, but can I say as the timekeeper, there was fricking daylight between three and Claudia. It was like 20 metres difference. And they weren't on Lego. They weren't on Lego. It was just a normal 100 metre race.

So, I reckon this mum has done, it's got to be a world record time, but running on Lego, my God, if you've ever done Lego and bare feet, makes you work. she'd never had children. Yeah. I reckon she's got 25 seconds. 25? Yeah. Gabrielle Wall broke the world record

with a time of 24.75 seconds. Wow! Look at that. That's pretty quick. Running on Lego. That's quick, but 18's not quick. You are completely uninhibited. You had shoes on.

I'm very inhibited. And you had... Just naturally... Running on Lego. This woman nearly beat you. And she's had children. And she's had children. She's a mum.

She was heavily pregnant. No, she wasn't. The thing that I found interesting is they talked about how much Lego they needed to be able to attempt this world record. That's such a good point. You know? A hundred metres worth of Lego. Yeah. How much?

It says, I think it was like absolute kilos and kilos. I think it was like 300 kilos of Lego. 300 kilos of Lego? I think so. Okay. It's a lot of bloody Lego. That's three kilos of Lego a metre. Oh, sorry, three kilos of Lego every 32.8 feet.

300, yeah, 300 kilos of Lego. What do you want to do it? Do you reckon you can do it, don't you? I reckon I could give it a good red hot craig. The only thing stopping us is finding the Lego. Yeah. So. Where are we going to get 300 kilos of Lego?

Is there? We have lots of different listeners. Is there any Lego fanatics out there willing to break down their their Star Wars Lego, their Formula One Lego? Oh, I don't want to do that to people. That means a lot to people. What about all the Lego offcuts that people have? Oh, yeah.

We'll take Lego donations. Yeah. Oh, my in-laws have got a bag of sun-warked Lego that doesn't click together anymore. You know the bag of Lego that most families have? Or that's off-brand Lego? Yeah, it's higgledy, pickledy. It's bits and bobs. And then we'll lay it out, we'll attempt the world record.

And then we can donate the Lego. Yeah. And then we make Claudia do it as well. And we'll find out what her time is on Lego. No, how about I race on the Lego, but I race Claudia, who's just racing normal. Yeah, yeah, there we go. That's the race. You'll still win.

Poor Claudie. Dead Am's Bree and Clint podcast. Time for the tea. The tea, live from L.A. with Dean McCarthy. Dean Kendall Jenner has announced what her career. will be when she finally decides to finish modelling. Yes, and I'm actually not surprised by it. She has decided that when she's done with modelling,

she will be out of the spotlight, and she'll be working on renovating homes. And she actually does this. Do you know that she flips mansions? Like, she'll buy a mansion. She will do the design, the layout, the interior design, the colour, everything, and flip it and sell it and make a fortune.

This is what she does. I know, it's not really reported very often, but she apparently has such a good taste and good knack for it that Gigi Hadid said, quote, Kendall is the only person I would literally let designer home for me. She has that kind of taste. And if you look at Kendall's taste like the cars she drives, she has like a classic 9-11.

She has one of those G-Wagon convertibles. She's just cool. She's just a cool, great-tasted person. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I can't picture Kendall Jenner doing the renovating her, Doing the DIY. No, but, because she could, is she the one that didn't know how to cut a cucumber?

Yeah. Yeah, that's the one. But I can picture her. She pulled together a great Pinterest board. Putting together a great team of people. And she may have a great list of tradies and subbies that can do the work. I understand what you're saying. Yeah.

Yeah. But is she out there painting fence palings? Yeah. Probably not. I don't know if she's, yeah, tiling a back splash herself. She's 29. I wonder how much longer she'll model for? What age you allowed to model two in Hollywood, D?

30. When do they cut you off? Well, I mean, Naomi Campbell's in her 50s, isn't she? And she's harder than ever. It's changed. It's honestly changed. Candle, I don't know, she's very useful looking. Like, she, I reckon she could get another 10 years out of it.

I mean, Heidi Klum doesn't, yeah, she's still catwalk models. That's ludicrous. That's way too old. That's insane. 50 and you're a model? What are they thinking? are these women now. What is, that's crazy talk.

That's the T. With Dean McCarthy, he's our Hollywood correspondent. The ZM Podcast Network. Free and... Blinx Gator. Let's rock. All right, it is time to put our Gators to the test. Can we guess what your sexuality is based on one stupid question?

New Zealand's only radio gator. Yeah. Is it the only mainstream media gator? I think Mike Hosking wanted to do it. Oh, yeah, yeah. but people said it might be inappropriate for him to do it. I don't think you had any gays listening. No.

I think that was the issue. Yeah, so it was a pretty easy game on News Talk ZB. We're very diverse here at the Brian Clint Show, and Piper has called through Hi Piper. Hi Piper. Hi. Welcome to Gator. Your first time on Gator?

Yep, sure is. Okay, great. Piper, question for you. What is your favourite pasta? Definitely fresh Fettuccini. It's a great choice. Mm-hmm. Can we ask sauce?

Yeah, we can ask sauce. Creamy? Like a creamy sauce? Or a red sauce. Yeah, made with cream, like homemade creamy sauce. Okay. Like a Fettuccini Alfredo. I'm thinking Piper's straight.

I'm going to say Fettuccini al-Ga-Do. Really? Yep. Okay. What are you, Piper? I'm straight. Yes. Yes.

Damn. Nothing gay about a finitini alfredo. Unluck, thanks Bible 1-0 to me. Let's go to Larissa. Hi, Larissa. You're a wonderful people. How are you? We're good, thank you, mate.

We're attempting to make pasta from scratch in the radio studio today. So our question is pastor-based. What's your favourite type of pasta, Larissa? It's not just because you guys just got it, but Nocky. Nocky is definitely my favourite. It is so versatile, and I love it. I love to crumb it. Ooh.

Okay. A crude nooki. I feel like Larissa's giving me good vibes, adventurous vibes, and she's giving me gay vibes. She's sunshines and rainbows. And I think she is gay. Larissa, are you gay? I'm straight, my friend. Oh!

You just got great vibes about you. I love you guys. You guys are the best. Love you too. We love you. Thanks, Larissa. Let's go to Lucan. Hi, Lucan.

Hi, Lucan. How you going? Good thanks. Lucan, favourite type of pasta? I'm just a classic spaghetti. Spaghetti pasta. A bolognaise? A bolognaiser?

Sometimes, but usually just, sometimes it's a veggie spaghetti. Lucan, even though he presents as a simple man who just likes a plain spaghetti. He's fabulous, he gay. He's complex and he's gay. Lucan? I am gay. Thank you, Luson.

Thanks, Luson. Have a good day. Bye. Sweet as. Aloise is here. Hi, Aloise and welcome to Gaydar. Hello, Eloise. Eloise.

Can you go up to hear me? Oh, we've got you now, Eloise. Eloise, what's your favourite type of pasta? What's your next, mate? Oh, we're really struggling to get you there. We're not getting much of Eloise. Can you say again? Um, just spaghetti bolognese.

Spaghetti bolognese. Spaghetti bolognese. I like it. Go the classic. Really hard to pick it up on a broken phone line. We don't get much. Our gaita doesn't have a good connection. My gaita is telling me straight.

Mine too. Eloise? Absolutely right. Absolutely right. Yeah, good on you, Eloise. Thanks, Eloise. We got one more shot at this with Quinn. Good afternoon, Quinn.

Hi, Quinn. Hi. The name Quinn is. giving gay. Is it? Because it's cool. It's trendy. Quinn's got a gay name.

Oh, okay. Quinn, what's your favorite type of pasta? I am a Penae girl. Pen-A pasta. Penae's giving straight. It's Quinn's straight. Yeah, she likes Pinae. Quinn, are you straight?

No, I'm a lesbian. You got me good, Quinn. I feel like when I was like, the name Quinn's giving gay, and Quinn's like, oh, I don't. Oh, I don't know. Damn you, Quinn. I have bright pink here if that's another indicator I'm gay. Well, it's an indicator.

Yeah, we can't go off visuals. That's the thing about Gayder. And that's the whole point. All right, Quinn, you sneaky lesbian, you got us. Yeah. Bloody hell, Quinn, you got us good. And that's Gaydar. I'm not even sure what the scores were.

You did well this week. Two to Bree, three to me. It's Z.M.'s Bree and Clint Podcast. If you'd like to See the finished product of the knocky we've been making in studio this afternoon. It's on the Brie and Clint Instagram story right now. You can see it, a little taste test up there. If I could have made a sauce with that, that could have been a very good dinner.

Oh, what could have been, yeah. Next time I'll bring in, what do you want, fresh tomatoes? What do you want me to make a garlic? A sougo from scratch. Well, you're so anti-jar sauce. I just have to bring this. All I need for a sauce is mince, can of tomato. Are you saying mints or mints?

Mintz? Mintz. Oh, mints. Like beef or pork. Okay, yeah, yeah. Beef or pork mince. Yeah. Can't tomatoes and psalas.

Okay, I'll know for next time. Yeah. Yeah. We couldn't cook the pasta. How do you think we're going to cook raw mints in this radio studio? We cook it in the Jaffel machine. Oh, yeah. Wack it in the Jaffel machine.

We put it in the Toasty Press. Yeah, give it four minutes. Mint's in the microwave. Yeah. Libby's here to play birthday banger, the number one song on your 16th birthday. Hi, Libby. Hi, Libby. Hi, good day.

How's it going? I like your sauce recipe. Thanks, Libby. I knew you had my back. I heard it's your birthday today. Yeah, it's your birthday, yep. How's it been? Libby, did you get any goodies this morning?

Are you doing anything fun tonight? Oh, I've got some goodies in the morning and about to have a nice dinner. Yeah, nice. Hey, nice. Yeah. Yeah, my goodies. Mar goodies. Mar goodies.

Not Libby's goodies. We love it, Libby. You don't have to tell us, Libby. Nah, we're going to... I'm going to use my imagination, though, Libby, just so you know. Hey, what year are we talking, Libby? Yeah, yeah, with 1960s, December. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, we're going to have to put you back on hold. Hold on a second, Libby. We've got... Our producers have misinterpreted you and thought you were born in 1996. Very different. So can you... Oh, very different. Not as good.

Can you wait there for us? Yeah, can be, man. Okay, we'll come back to Libby. Let's go to Richard first. Hi, Richard. Hi, Richard. Hi, guys. Tell us, mate.

Is it your birthday today? No, it's not. That's okay. You can still play birthday banger. What is your birthday? 11th of April, 1987. All right. That means, Richard, you were 16 in 2003.

We've done our calculations, and here's your birthday banger. Lincoln Park Richard, you and I are about exactly the same age and this album was, it loomed large over our childhood, didn't it? Yeah. Yeah.

It's a big deal. And this is before Transformers too. Was it? Do you like it, Richard? I don't mind it. Yep. Lincoln Park, pretty iconic. Wait there, one more for Justine.

Hi, Justine. Hi, Justine. Yeah, good-day. How's it going? Good, thank you, mate. What have you been doing today? Long time listener, first time call her, lad. First time caller.

Get in here, Jazzy. We got her. There she is. We finally real gin. You got me good. Finally got you. Good to have you on board, Justine. What's your date of birth?

14th of May, 1987. All right. That means you was 16, Justine, in 2003. and on that day in 2003, this was at the top. Oh, it was the head from Delta Goodroom, Justy. And I feel like Ozzy, it's all good, but I would have preferred Richard. Yeah. Well, you and Richard, same year, both 2003 for your 16th birthday,

but very different birthday bangers, aren't they? Dressically different. Okay, wait there, we've managed to... update our information for Libby. Are you still with us? Libby the birthday girl. Yeah, still hanging in here. There she is. Okay, we got you now, Libby. Are you ready? Oh, right. Ready. Let's go.

Okay. 10th of September, 1966, which means you were 16 in 1982, and here's your birthday banger. Hey, I'm going to live forever. It's a great one, Libby. Fame from Irene Kara. Was the movie called Fame as well? The movie was called Fame. Was, wasn't I? Yeah, the movie was Paul Fane.

Yeah. What a great film and a great song, Libby. Are you into it? Yeah, yeah. I'm into that, yeah. Yeah, very good. Loving it. All right, well, happy birthday, wait there.

I like them all. I'd love to give it to Libby on her birthday, but I can't, and I will be voting for Lincoln Park. You've got to go Lincoln Park. Yeah, I think we've got to go. Richard, you've won birthday bang out. Well done, mate. Richard. Bless you.

There he is. The album here. Okay, good, we got you. Hey, you're our birthday banger winner today. Rich, thanks for playing. Thanks, mate. It's very reserved. I think he was choking.

I'm so excited. From the year 2003, from the album Meteora, I think. There's Lincoln Park, somewhere I belong. On ZM for birthday banger, Brian Clint. It's ZM's Brinklin podcast. Banger, birthday banger for Richard today from the year 2003. That's Lincoln Parks, Somewhere I Belong.

The other songs this week, same year as that song was Delta Goodrum born to try. Yes. And someone's texts through and said the different songs just weeks apart same year sums up my musical taste thanks to the early 2000s music. Isn't that so true? It's so true. Yeah, that's my 16th year as well, the same year as those songs. Such a, like.

And that's what the radio sounded like. You went from that Lincoln Park song to Delta Goodrum, born to try. You had it all, you know? Guy Sebastian up next. With angels. Maybe Shania Twain. Oh, Delta Goodrum. Next on the show, you want to talk about the etiquette around canceling plans.

Yeah, I just want to clarify a few things, and I feel like we need to have a bit of a focus group to get to the bottom of the etiquette when it comes to cancelling plans on people. Okay. Did I organise the plans? See, these are all questions that will come into the etiquette, and we will make decisions next.

Guys, can we talk about canceling plans etiquette? Oh, do we have any plans at the moment? As a group, we don't have any plans in the pipeline, do we? I don't think so. We've got plans to make plans. We do. Talking about going to a softball batting cage for some drinks and some hits. And paintball.

And paintball. But that's just plans to make plans at the moment. In Quiznight. Yeah, we haven't locked in any plans. Dude, we will be there. I want to see a dog with bells on. So here's the situation in my friend group at the moment. There is discussions over what are the rules and the etiquette around Ken.

canceling plans. Yep. Okay. So I want to get to the bottom of it. I feel like this is a good focus group. We can work through these questions and queries. So here's my question. What is an acceptable amount of time to give if you're canceling plans?

Good question. Now, I had questions before we answer. And I do as well, because I think it depends on day of the week, what day of the week the plans are for. And have they said yes, have you booked a table? Yeah, how substantial are the plans? Has money been put down? Like, I'm thinking if I bought a ticket for me and a friend to go to the All Blacks game,

and they cancelled on me, they could cancel on the day and I could get a replacement, but I'd want like five hours minimum notice. God, you're nice. No, that, that, not five hours. If you can't go, you can't go. No, but here's the thing, right? here's what else comes into it, is I think it's very important the reason that they're canceling. Yes, it is.

Because there's certain reasons, like if they're sick, then that's fair enough. When you're a parent and children are sick? But you don't find out that you are sick or that your children are sick an hour before the event. No, exactly. And here's the thing. If it's simply we can't find a babysitter, that's your poor organization. you should have organized a babysitter. If the babysitter's pulled out, different.

It's different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you just haven't organized one. You shouldn't have agreed to the plans if you weren't. Because to agree to the plans is, yeah, we can get a sitter. I'll commit. Exactly. Yeah.

So you should be organizing that. Yeah. So it shouldn't be on the day, hey, sorry, haven't been able to organize a babysitter. I'm not accepting that. Yeah. Here's the right thing to do. Sometimes you have to pull out of things. The right thing to do is,

to let the person know as soon as you can't make it. Yes. And I know that wasn't the case when it came to me and attending Ella's wedding, but I learned my lesson. You held on to it for like a month. I got nervous. Why? What did you think I would do?

Oh, you were in a different headspace then. Oh, was I a bit sad. You were a bit sad. And the day I was going to tell you there was some like stuff going on with you and I was like, and I said to Bray, I can't do it. He was. He was terrified to do it. And she said every day you don't cancel your plans to go to Ella's wedding.

as a day that it gets worse. It makes it worse. The longer you hold on to it, it makes it worse. So here's the thing. I think, if you're canceling plans, on a weekday, weeknight thing, it can be on the day. Yep. It can be on the day. If it's on a Friday night or a Saturday night, minimum 24 hours.

Because that's a couple of days. Yep, that's a premium day. Yes. where I want time to be able to organise something else to do. Yes. Yes. Yes. Well, you don't think that's fair.

24 hours is not fair. No, I think it is fair. But again, it comes down to your re, like. Yes, of course. So what are you allowing? What's, if you're sick, that's a given. The time frame doesn't matter if you're sick. No, no, no, no.

Yeah, yeah. So I don't feel like coming anymore. Or I've had a hard day. Is that what you're talking about? Yes. Right. This is, let's just. Put a blanket over if it's a shit excuse.

Yeah, minimum 24 hours is the minimum. Absolutely, you've got to regroup. Yeah. Here's my other question. Okay. How many times can a friend cancel plans before it becomes rude? So. And you've seen me call a friend on this.

You have. I have. And I believe that was on the third time. The third time. It's the third time. Yeah, there's the third strike. and then I let them have it. Because the third time is a pattern.

Yes. And it shows lack of respect. And it wasn't 24 hours notice. No, it wasn't. It was like 45 minutes notice. Oh yeah. Not good. Which is just downright not acceptable.

Can I say since that, since we had the stern word? Uh-huh. Much better. Sometimes you've got to breath. You need stern words. Now, I really like this conversation because I have been one of those people in the past to on the day. To flake.

Yeah. And that is because I'm just not feeling it. Oh, see, that's not great. Yeah, that sucks. Okay, real talk. I was feeling sad, okay? Yeah. So that's the thing.

I think if you get invited to something and you're in a bad space, it's being honest with your friends going, hey, I would love to, thank you for thinking of me. Can I let you know on the day? And if it's something that could be flexible in that sense, going out to town or a group thing. Yeah, if it's a group thing, that's fine. I feel like it's a group thing, that's fine.

That's totally fine. But if it's one-on-one, I'd be like, you cancelling makes me sad. So you've just used your sadness to make me sad. Come on out. I'll make you happy. Well, there you go. I've gotten so much better as I've gotten older. If I make plans, if I lock it in with you.

It's happening. It's happening unless, I mean, obviously there's, you know, certain circumstances. But I'm not going to lie if at the last minute, sometimes a friend will message me and say, so sorry. need to cancel. I'm not going to lie. I always reply with totally understand, a little bit disappointing.

Inside, I'm thinking, hell yeah. I'm going home to the couch, baby. I love replying with, um, oh, really? Man, that sucks. Oh, no. It's really looking forward to it. As I text that from my car on the way home. As I'm kicking my shoes off.

ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Oh, this is, okay, just for some behind the scenes of radio, coming up with the new radio segment, not an easy feat. That's why good segments last forever, because they're so hard to come up with. Your birthday bangers, your Fridayokies, your What's the Plots, your Let's Get Classicals, not easy. No. That's why they hang around.

There are so many features that we've come up with on this show over the years that are on the trash heap. That have crashed and burned. You'll never hear again, but they happened. They did happen. and sometimes some make it for a couple of times. They get used a couple of times and then they kind of die. I want to propose a new segment idea today. It's called this.

Never. Never. All the things people never said is the idea and the concept is simple. We go round the room and you have to say something that you believe no one has ever said before. It's never been said out loud. It's never been said. We'll each have, I think

three goes each and we'll just see how it goes. This could be the first and last time that this segment happens. I'm willing to get us rolling. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Things people have never said. Yes. You know what? They were right. We did

just have to survive till 25. Everything's fine now. See, I don't think anyone has said that. And if they did, they were wrong. I don't think anybody has said that. I don't think anyone has ever said that. No. Okay, here we go.

You ready? You know what? You could buy that at briskos, but they're not having a sale at the moment. No one's ever said that. No one has ever said that because they've never not had a sale. Exactly. It's never been true. Okay, I've got one.

Mutton chops are my preferred facial hair on a man. So rogue. I haven't heard the term mudden chops in years. Never. Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, guys have got one. Can a vegan man have mutton chops? Oh, great point.

I think so. Gardner's chops. Ella? One of the best pleasures in life is coming back from a holiday to so many work emails. It's nice to catch up with everyone, isn't it? Just love it. No one's ever said that.

Things no one has ever said. You know what? I'm just happy the worries have made the finals. I actually don't mind if they lose this weekend, making the eight was enough. I feel like that angered a few people. No, yeah. I don't think anyone had said that.

No one said that. We want it all, baby. We want it all. Things no one has ever said. I think Andrew Garfield is my favourite Spider-Man. How dare you? How dare you, Brianna? He did such a good job.

The forgotten Spider-Man. I think he did the best job betraying Spider-Man. That's so rude. He's my favourite. Wow. Moving along. The best part about flying is clapping when the plane lands.

Yeah, yeah, it's nice. That's wonderful. Things people have never said. I love lining up at the bank. Yeah, I can't picture. When's the last time anyone went into the bank? Me! The other day! And it was so boring and long.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, they're so smart and so they want to help you out with all these things and life. They want to do their job. No. I've got a bank joke. Do you want to hear it? Yeah.

I went to the bank the other day, and this old woman. said to me, hi, can you please help me check my balance? So I pushed her over. It's good. It's good. Things no one's ever said. Man, the AI chatbot on that website was so helpful.

Not only did it understand my problem, it solved it. I like using AI chatbots way more than talking to a real person. If your business is getting an AI chatbot, your business is going under. Things people have never said. You know what I've got

real craving for, like just real hankering for tofu. Oh, that tofu was moorish. You haven't had good tofu then, Bree. You have not. I don't think anyone has. Have you had Ryan, my husband's

tofu scramble? Oh, you keep your husband's tofu to yourself. All right, round us out, Claude. Round us out. Things no one has ever said, I love dark chocolate. It's yum. Are you kidding me? Is this a stitch-up? What is more targeted to me?

You know what? I prefer the 95% block. It's way better than milk chocolate. It's tastier. I can't believe it's not chicken. That's the first ever round of things no one has ever said. Might be the last. Might get one more run.

Who knows? Dead end of Brinclint. That is the end of the Brinclint show. What a day we've had. What a day. I'm bloody tired. I don't want to go home and cook dinner because I feel like I've already cooked here in the studio today.

Well, it's exhausting. Doing a world first. It is. Sir Ed was exhausted after summiting Everest for the first time. I say this was similar. Yeah, yeah. You are exhausted from being the first person to ever make Nocky from scratch in a radio studio. Might be the first and last time.

AKA your Everest. Turned out pretty bloody good. It did. Yeah, yeah. I didn't have high hopes. I'm excited for people to see the video of this when it comes out so they know that this truly was, one sprung on you and two, literally from scratch.

On the spot, you know, just had my wits and my training from my nunna. And my wife's apron. And your wife's apron, and we got it done. Well, you can go and check out the Instagram story at Brian Clint. You can see some bits there, but we will get a full video of that journey out soon. Soundkeeper Brooke is up next. Oh no, she's not in.

She's having the night off. Yeah, she's having the night off. It's Pixie, I believe. She's dropped a fresh clue at ZDM's Secret Sound on Instagram. So if you're playing that, get that in you. It's back at 7am. See tomorrow. Boy.

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