ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 11th April 2022

Episode Date: April 11, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast Where there is news There is news Does anybody have something they would like to share with the podcast whanau on this Monday afternoon? And know that we're here as a family. As support. Would you like today to be the day?

Well, look, we have a bunch of super sleuths in our podcast family who have already started piecing the jigsaw together. There is a digital paper trail emerging on the internet. And the podcast family is the family, the whanau. They're the immediate family, you know? Yes, yes. We obviously have the wider family, but we're pretty honest with the immediate family.

So if that's the case, then yes, I have some news. Ben has some news. Oh. I, in a few weeks, am leaving to Australia. What? But you're coming back, hey? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just for a couple of weeks.

Just for a couple of weeks. Yeah. Like how Bree's leaving to Australia this weekend to see her family. You're just going to see Mama die, right? Yeah, I'm going to see Mama die and then staying there. What, forever? For a cup of tea. No, not...

Are you shacking up with my mum? I knew she liked a man with a moustache. I knew she liked Ben, but no, no, let's stop the jokes. You are leaving the show because you've gotten a great opportunity over in Aussie. Yes, I am. I knew we'd scoop you up eventually. Wait, is he doing?

Oh, the Aussies would score him? Yeah. Is he doing the show that Brie was filming, Naked Attraction? Naked Attraction, Australian. Oh, yeah. The promo goes, it's time to get some kiwi beef on this Aussie... Have a look at this sausage. No, I'm not doing TV.

Look at this sheep shagger. Are you allowed to say what job you're going to do? I can't say what job, but I am going to work in radio as a producer over there. So are you going to get an opportunity for us? So are you going first and then scope it out? Scope it out.

Get the lay of the land. Kick out the whatever chaff is over there. Yeah, right. And then bring in the wheat. Yeah, that's how we roll. Long term plan. Yeah, that's the idea. We always work in long term plans. I I mean look at the Channing Tatum plan Yeah that's three years Yeah

That's true Lucky you got that over the line Before you left Yeah That'd be a That'd be a big smudge on your career If you just had this They'd be like

They'd be like wow Okay so you did some fun stuff With Channing Tatum While you were at ZM in New Zealand Did a three year story When did you get him? How was it when you finally got him on the show? Haven't yet but

Never happened In all seriousness Congratulations on a very cool opportunity It's very exciting Ben We're going to miss you on this show Because you are a big part of it Speak for yourself Okay I'm going to miss you

Thank you I would like to also say that too I'm going to miss you a lot Ben Yeah I am actually I don't think I'm ready to talk say that too I'm going to miss you a lot Ben I am actually I don't think I'm ready to talk about it yet We should have said that before we announced it No like I'm just saying I'm not ready to talk about

You're not ready to accept it I'm actually not ready to accept it or talk about it because I will get emotional And I don't want to do that right now I don't even think I'll I'll just do the jokes still I won't know it's super real until I go over there I'm like oh well I had to use my passport. Fuck, is that where Ellie is?

Are you going to see Ellie? No further comment. She's done it again. We just got over Ellie leaving. Nah. Hey, guys. Not now, Anastasia. It's too soon.

Shut your damn mouth. Yeah, I did hear those, though. Shut up, new Ellie. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh, come on. damn mouth I did hear those shut up new Ellie sorry sorry sorry oh come on nah we're super super

stoked for you Ben and very proud of you I know humour is a coping mechanism it is yeah no I'll miss you guys too it'll be hard yeah

no I don't want to talk about it I don't want to talk about it and it's awesome because it'll be a real big step up yep and you're gonna be leading a team of people how do you step up from this

yeah that's true yeah how do you step up from this? Yeah, that's true, yeah. How do you step up from the Rugby World Cup of radio? Yeah. Unless you're going to produce... This is the Eurovision of radio. Yeah, yeah. Every now and then it makes the news. Well, Clint made his rugby thing.

I needed to make a... You went with Eurovision. Yeah, well, I mean, Eurovision is the biggest... So who are we in Eurovision We are Sweden You're that one song that went viral from it We are Conchita Wurst We ripped off someone else's jokes

Or song and we're just We're that group from Italy Alright careful new Ellie Watch what you're saying mate You're still on probation Molly Skin I thought you meant this song You're still on probation. Yeah, that's it, yeah. Mollyskin. Put your loving hand out, baby. Oh, that song.

I thought you meant this song. No. It sounds like it's from the Teletubbies. This is from the Will Ferrell movie. That's quite a good movie. Are you meaning to say you haven't watched all those great movies, but you've watched, no, you've watched that movie, have you? I'm still burping from that thing we did today.

I haven't seen Ghost. Is that the Whitney Houston one? But I've seen the Ya Ya Ding Dong movie. What the hell? Ghost is not the Whitney Houston movie. That's the Demi Moore movie. You're thinking of Bodyguard. Oh, yeah.

What's... Oh, my God. You need to watch some films honestly Get cultured You know the Whitney Houston film Ghost It's got Whoopi Goldberg, Patrick Swayze And Demi Moore in it

And Unchained Melody Back to Ben though Is there anything pre the last two or three weeks That you want to get off your chest What's the reason you're leaving This is the time to slander I think the best time to do that would be on the last two or three weeks you want to get off your chest yeah what's the reason you're leaving this is the time to slander I think the best

time to do that would be on the last day yeah true don't do it now like everyone's going to sit on it for ages

no no no having done this job for a while and seen a few people leave the best time to do it is in your leaving email

that you time to auto send 15 minutes after you leave the building that's true that's when you really air the dirty laundry. Okay, noted.

So just know that we will be reading your leaving email in full on the podcast. Oh, yeah. Probably best you're not getting away with it. We should make new Ben read it. Yeah. In a Ben voice. A new Ben. Actually, what about new Ali?

New Ali's been perfecting her Ben voice, actually. Yeah, true. Have you heard it? Shit. Yeah, I listen. I've been doing the podcast. Imagine hearing a conversation between Ben and Ben. This is actually.

Oh, my God. Yeah, I'd love to hear that. Imagine if Ben had told me a week in advance and I'd actually been perfecting mine to be new Ben and then new Ali being new Anastasia, new Ali. Too far, Anastasia. Can we get a conversation between Ben and Ben, please? They don't know that we know that they know.

G'day, Ben. How's Christchurch? We're not doing this. Ben's over. Is this why you're leaving? He's over it. Come on, ask him some more questions, Jen. There's silence to that question.

Yeah, but that's vintage Ben. Ben's playing a better Ben than you are, to be honest. Yeah, that's like real vintage. Ben's playing a better Ben than you are to be honest Yeah that's like real vintage That's like circa 2018 Ben Yeah well I've had a really good time here but it's time to head down south and by south I mean Australia

Weep it Weep it Weep it I meant like weep it Ben Look at what you're leaving us with I'm sorry Look at this

How are we meant to wrangle this She's doing a finger moustache Oh my god Quick play the music The leaving tributes Will be fitting in time Bree's not ready to talk about it I'm not ready to talk about it

We've got a few weeks yet Although we are taking one of those weeks As a holiday so Yeah Well it's coping That's also some bad news We're taking a week Oh yeah we are taking one of those weeks as a holiday so yeah that's also some bad news we're taking a week oh yeah

we probably should Ben are you going to make up 45 special podcasts before we go on that holiday 45 that's a lot of podcasts I wouldn't either if I was leaving

um okay miss you Ben already miss you already you already feel distant I'm not ready to talk about it I'll be here tomorrow and the next day

but if you're not remember we've got about it I'll be here tomorrow And the next day But if you're not Remember we've got other Ben So please be here You've trained You've trained other Ben well I'm coming in Howdy pilgrim Salo Valaba everybody

And welcome to the show It's Bree and Clint. Salo falaba, everybody, and welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint on a Monday of a short week. Oh, baby, how good's a short week? A short week is the best. And next week? Short week. Yep. And the week after that?

Short week. Short week. Oh, baby, how good's a short week? Bring on all the short weeks. Yeah, man. Did you have a good weekend? Yeah, I did. Yep.

Yep, once I came back down to earth after my big moment with Dan Carter at Eden Park. Oh, that was massive. We will be discussing whether you were able to kick the big kick just after four o'clock, actually. There is audio evidence. Expect big things, everybody. Yeah, big, amazing things. He was kicking for the kids, raising money for UNICEF and the kids in the Pacific, which is awesome. Raised a ton of money.

Crazy amount of money. When we were there, I think it was up to $350,000, but I'm sure it'd be way over that by now. But that's awesome, eh? I had a fantastic weekend, thanks for asking. I went and did a beekeeping course. Saw that. Did you get stung? No, didn't get stung.

Not once. It's such a misconception that bees are aggressive animals. Listen to the bee expert. You know, I mean, insects, you know, they're not aggressive at all. You do one beekeeping course. Okay. All right. Did you know this?

Yeah. All bees that are in hives are female. No, I didn't know that. Neither. Where are the boy bees? I didn't know that. Neither. Where are the boy bees? They don't do anything. So where are they? They sit back and they relax

and then eventually the bees kick them out of the hive because they just do shit all. So do they do some bee impregnating and then just buzz off, literally? They literally don't live in the hive because they don't work.

Fascinating. Yeah. Dammit, you got me with your beef acts. I know. Today on the show, we'll give you two shots at the secret sound as well. Four and five o'clock. It's 100 grand and it still hasn't gone. We've got to be getting close with all the clues that are out there now.

So get your calls in at five to four when that first activator plays today. But right now, if you want 50 bucks, all thanks to our mates at KFC. Tradie versus Lady is back. If you want to kick it off for a win for your team, call us now. 0800-DIAL-ZM. Here's the Kid Leroy on ZM and Justin Bieber. This is Stay.

Bree and Clint. I do the same thing I told you. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie versus Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. Here we go. First game of the week. The Tradies start it with 33 wins for the year.

The Ladies still sitting on 20. Come on, Ladies, good and behind. We'll meet our Lady first. She's 40 years old. She's from Christchurch and she lives on a lifestyle block. Welcome to the show, Vanessa. Hello, Vanessa. Very jealous of the lifestyle block.

Do you have any animals? Oh, I've only got two cats and a dog. Oh, yeah? Oh, that's pretty good. Bet they've got a nice lifestyle out there, though, with all that land. They definitely do. I bet.

Jealous. Okay, you should get a pig. Let's meet our tradie. He's 37 years old today. He's also from Christchurch, and he's a huge Warriors fan. Chris is here. Chris, I mean, what a game on Friday night, mate. Oh, great win for the boys, eh?

Three in a row. It's our year, right, Chris? Oh, it's always our year. It's always our year. We're going to do it. Yeah, we're going to do it. Did you watch the game live on Friday night, Chris? Sure did.

I mean, any game that is won by a golden point is a fantastic game. Very exciting. Okay, Chris, your buzzer is tradie. Vanessa, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck. All right, guys, here we go. Question number one.

Tiger Woods attempted a golfing comeback on the weekend after a horrific car crash last year. Which major sports clothing company? Yes, Vanessa. Oh, Nike. That's correct. Do you watch a lot of golf, Vanessa? I've been actually watching it today on the news.

Oh, no way. There you go. One to the ladies. Question number two. In which part of your body would you find the cruciate ligament? Oh, no way. There you go. One to the ladies. Question number two. In which part of your body would you find the cruciate ligament? Is it... Yes, Chris. Knee?

It is your knee. Well done. My dad has done his cruciate ligament about 50 times. Has he? Hence his knee replacements. Question number three. One apiece. It's Easter this weekend.

Which of the following is not a common ingredient in chocolate? We haven't given you the options yet, Chris. Carry on. Chris. Kawa butter, sugar, milk powder or flour? Ladies. Yes, Vanessa. Flour.

It is flour. Nice work. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Yes, Vanessa. Flower. It is flower. Nice work. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. Guys, tell me who sings this song. Yes, Chris. 660. Well done.

It is 660. We're all tied up and this is for the win. Question number five. What was the name of the coffee shop in the TV sitcom Friends? Oh, come on, guys. You should know this. It's on TV enough. Yes, Chris.

Central. Perth. Yep, he's done it. Well done. Congratulations. Congratulations. He was so sure of himself too with that answer. He was so confident.

It just came to you. 50 bucks. Thanks to our mates at KFC coming your way, Chris. Thank you very much. I heard Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley talking about this this morning and it got me a little bit riled up because I don't know if I agree with the study they were talking about. Okay.

And it was the study around what young adults think is the worst household chore. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because there's quite a few. I know what mine is. You know what yours is? Mm-hmm. Because the study they were talking about, two-thirds of young adults say laundry is the worst chore.

What? Yeah. Laundry? Because I feel like laundry, you have to be very specific because the part throwing it into the washing machine and putting some liquids and stuff in it, easy. Easy. The part of...

Remembering to take it out. Remembering to take it out and hanging on a washing line and then the worst part for me is then putting the stuff away. Right. Oh, that is a punishing job. Is that enough of a burden to make it the worst household chore? I don't think it's the worst. When you've got gross-ass chores like scrubbing the toilet

or cleaning the hair out of the drain in the bar. Yeah, but that's not a super common thing. What do you mean? That's not a super common chore you have to do like weekly. So I'd much rather like, say we were divvying up the chores, I'd much rather take cleaning out the hair of the drain. Because you don't have to do it as often?

Yeah, you do it like once every six months. Are you anti-laundry? I find laundry relaxing. I hate laundry. I love it. God, I hate it. Because you can seelaundry? I find laundry relaxing. I hate laundry. I love it. God, I hate it. Because you can see this pile that you've achieved after you've done the laundry. You can see it. It's tangible. You go, I did that.

That's clean laundry. I just hate it because I'm not good at it. I get nervous about putting certain things with other things. And then if I shrink something. Yeah, right. It's just quite a lot to deal with. Yeah, no, you need to just go balls to the wall, mate. I don't think it's my most hated, though.

No? Okay, what is your most hated chore? I think it's hard because I think if you've got a dishwasher, I love the dishwasher. Oh, my God, you're going to say the exact same chore as me. I hate washing dishes. Oh, washing. Oh, okay, right.

What do you hate? Cleaning the dishwasher. Oh. You know how you take the rack out of the bottom of it and there's all that goo in the bottom of it? You just put one of those things in that you buy from the dishwasher. Oh. You know how you take the rack out of the bottom of it and there's all that goo in the bottom of it? You just put one of those things in that you buy from the store. Nah, mate. You've got to take your dishwasher apart and clean it.

Oh, I don't do that. Have you never done that? Nah. The dishwasher's working fine. Can we do a video where I come to your house and take your dishwasher apart for you and show you what's underneath it? No, I know that there's a part

because I saw it on someone's Instagram, but I've never done it. Can I show you how gross your dishwasher is one time? It's probably real gross. I can imagine. But I mean, I don't know about it. Right, so your worst chore

is doing the dishes. If you don't have a dishwasher, washing dishes is yuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hate it. Without a dishwasher. Without a dishwasher. Dishwasher, I'm good to go.

I can pack that thing to the brim. Mine sounds weirdly technical now. Mine's cleaning out the dishwasher. That's not even a dishwasher. Dishwasher, I'm good to go. I can pack that thing to the brim. Mine sounds weirdly technical now. Mine's cleaning out the dishwasher. That's not even a chore. It is a chore. We're talking. I do it twice over the weekend. I've got two dishwashers. Well, that's weird. I don't even know why you'd

be doing that. I think it's a once a month thing, isn't it? I've got, no, dish drawers. It's a top dishwasher and a bottom dishwasher. Yeah, but how often are you doing that? Look, it's mine. It's mine. Yours is doing dishes. Like, if you promise, like, if we ever live together, I will happily clean out the dishwasher thing, whatever you're talking about,

and clean out the hair drains if you do the laundry every couple of days. Deal. Frigging deal. Are you joking? Deal. You've got the disgusting ones. Yeah, but I do it, like, once every now and then. Unless you've got the stinkiest dirty undies,

I've got the good end of the stick. And then I'll just be kicking back each three days, and I'll be like, how's that folding going, Clint? How is it? I want to know what the producers is, if they're involved in this. Okay, Ben, what's the worst chore, in your opinion? I really don't like mopping.

Oh, yeah, mopping sucks. I don't mind mopping. Oh, yeah. Mopping sucks. I don't mind vacuuming. I hate mopping. I hate mopping. It's just mopping. There's something about it. It seems pointless, eh? Yeah.

I'm pushing the dirt over there and then I'll be wet for like 10 minutes. And then the bucket of water is dirty straight away. Yeah, I don't like mopping. It hurts my back. I'm shocked by this

because I'm the complete opposite to Ben. I love mopping but cannot stand vacuuming the whole house. Nah, vacuuming's awesome. Vacuuming's the go. I love vacuuming. Mopping, done in five minutes. When you go over a little stand vacuuming the whole house. No, vacuuming's the go.

I love vacuuming. Mopping, done in five minutes. When you go over a little crunchy bit with the vacuum cleaner. Vacuuming, half an hour. You feel like you're achieving something with vacuuming. No, mopping you are. Right. Well, what a boring life we all lead. But, you know, it's part of everybody's life.

So why don't we put a list together of the worst chores of all time? Who hates what? Who wants what? This is like a nationwide chores roster. Yeah, we're doing a poll. What do you refuse to do? 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. What household chore are you refusing to do?

Bree and Clint. I've thought about it and I've changed my mind. Yeah, you got a new worst chore? Yeah, I agree now with the study. Washing. Really? is the worst chore. Really? You know why? Why?

Because there's so many elements to it. First you have to put the clothes in the washing machine. Then you have to separate them. Then you have to put the stuff in and then they come out. And then you have to hang them on the line. And then you have to wait for them to dry. And then you have to fold them. And then you have to hang them on the line and then you have to wait for them to dry and then you have to fold them and then you have to put them away.

I think you're being too cautious with your washing. I reckon you've got to be a bit more rip, shit and bust and just chuck it in there, mate. Just whack it in. And then whack some stuff in the dryer because you know what? It's only going to shrink once. No, but see, I'm environmentally conscious.

Oh, right. Is that what it is? No, I actually am. I got taught from, I think it's something my parents have like pretty much drummed into me that we just don't use the dryer. Yeah, right.

Unless you really have to, like you've left it too late and you've got no shade. Or a dryer's a luxury for sure. It's a luxury. Yeah, yeah. So we hang everything out at our house and it keeps your clothes for longer.

Does it? In better nick. Not if you leave them out in the sun. Hey, look, you can take washing. You're opting out of washing. I'm opting out of the washing. I will clean the toilet over the washing. That's so weird to me.

We're putting together a nationwide chores roster, and you've got to go bags not to the one you don't want to do. Brad's here first. G'day, Brad. Hi, Brad. Howdy. What is it for you? What are you saying?

Shotgun not. I'm not doing that chore. I hate it. Definitely hanging the washing out on the line. Oh, it's a bugger, isn't it? It very much is. Being a dairy farmer and all, you actually go through that much washing in such a short time.

Like, it's just such a time-consuming job when it's just easier just to, like, somewhatly just chuck it in the dryer and then basically it's done by the time you get home at some point in the day and then it doesn't even get folded. It either just stays in the basket or just goes onto's done by the time you get home at some point in the day and then doesn't even get folded. It either just stays in the basket or just goes on to a shelf. Yes, Brad. Do you live off the line, Brad? Do you just grab your clothes off the line and go?

Oh, pretty much goes from the washing line to the dryer. I try to not use the washing line unless it's, well, summer. I've never related. I don't even really like doing that. I've never related to anything more. All of my clothes just constantly live in a state of the washing basket. God. They don't even really like doing that. I've never related to anything more. All of my clothes just constantly live in a state of the washing basket. God. They don't move.

No one's going to be doing washing in this flat. Amanda's here. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hello. What's the chore you're opting out of? Well, I don't actually have to do any chores because I pay my 12-year-old son five bucks a week to do them all.

You're a genius, Amanda. I mean, you're a genius. Five bucks. That's what you have kids for, isn't it? Five bucks. You get all your chores done for five bucks a week. Yep. That's amazing.

I love that, Amanda. And, I mean, he'd be stoked he's earning money. How much does he do? So he mows all the lawns, and I've got a massive section. And he does all the dishes every night I do have a dishwasher But I use him instead I do the washing

But he puts it out And brings it in And folds it And puts it away He's amazing You've got to be careful You've got to be careful Someone's going to poach him

Like if I ever meet your son I'm going to offer him I'm going to double his wages Offer him 10 bucks To do all that at my house. Amanda. No problem, but I've got my management fee on top of that. Oh, okay, right.

Do you cater for inflation or is that something, you know? Absolutely, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got it. Goes down. Goes down. Nah, he's good. He does it, yeah. Tough boss.

Okay, thanks, Amanda. One more from Mel, g'day Mel Oh no, we lost Mel Was that Mel's fault? No, was that your fault? That was my fault Can the producers, they'd know which Mel Was going to opt out of

Yeah, what was Mel's Mel's chore she disliked the most Was specifically putting the washing away So she's happy to do it all But she doesn't want to most was specifically putting the washing away. So she's happy to do it all, but she doesn't want to put it away in the drawers. The survey's correct. Washing is actually the most hated chore. I would have to agree with Mel.

I will avoid it so much that there's clothes of mine on the line that are now stiff because they've been out there in rain. Sun bleached. Hail. Shine. Forget the $100,000 secret. Sam, we've got to start giving away laundromat vouchers by the sounds of it. We've got to start giving away laundry prizes.

Oh my God. Imagine getting like an actual stay-in laundry person. What, who lives in your house just to do laundry? It'd be amazing. Inspirational story. This is for anybody out there who's looking for a bit of inspo at the moment A 95 year old British grandfather

By the name of Ivor Button Cute name eh Very cute Oh please tell me he owned a button factory Wouldn't that be nice That would be cute Or he's Benjamin Button's grandfather That's good stuff

Anyway he's 95 And he has become the world's oldest person To do something over the weekend. What do you think it was? What do you think it was? I was going to say something. Don't say anything rude, okay? That was not appropriate.

Don't say anything rude. Turn the mics off and I'll tell you. Okay, three, two, one. Make sure you turn them off. Okay, yeah. No! Whoa, I was tempted to leave your microphone on, but I'm so glad I didn't. I would be excited for him.

He did not do that. Okay. No. What is the thing that 95-year-old grandfather Ivor Button did over the weekend? Ooh, skydive. Well, close. I'll let him tell you. I go wing walking.

Yeah. Are you excited? Yes, I am. The only bit I'm worried about is climbing up onto the wing to do it. Yeah. And are you excited? Yes, I am. The only bit I'm worried about is climbing up onto the wing to do it. Yeah. But other than that, I'm loving it. Wing walking, Brie, where you stand on top of the wings of a plane, like a propeller plane, a biplane,

and the plane flies up in the sky while you stand on top of it. I think that's even crazier than skydiving. It is. Because you're by yourself. Yes. You know with the skydive, it's tandem. You let the other guy do all the work. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But not that. It would be like a free facial though. The wind would push all the skin back tight on your face. He would look 21 again. He took to the skies on top of a plane and beat the previous record set by the late Tom Lackey who was 93 when he performed the stunt in 2013. Oh, I pipped him. So suck it, Tom Lackey. Yeah, suck it he performed the stunt in 2013. Oh, I pepped him. So suck it, Tom Lackey.

Yeah, suck it, Tom. R.I.P. You're only 93. Easy. Ivor has 17 grandchildren and five great-grandchildren, and that is so inspirational. And I thought that that is what you need in your life, Bree. And that's why this afternoon I am pleased to welcome to the show

David from Wings Over Wanaka, who is here to offer you your very first wing walk, Bree. Welcome to the show, David. G'day, guys. Hello, David. How are you? David here.

I'm good. How are you guys? Very good, David. I nearly packed it in there, you idiots. David, can you try harder to not sound like Ben next time I organise you for a Stitch Up prank, please? Sorry, guys. It's David here. Oh, that's not bad.

That would have got me. Even though I can see you through the glass, that would have got me. There's no way you would have done that, eh? Absolutely not. There's no way I was getting you on top of a plane. No amount of money. All right, David, I will politely decline the offer from Wings Over Wanaka. Thanks anyway.

No problem, guys. All right, cheers, David. Definitely not producer Ben. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bye. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Biggest news in Hollywood right now, Dean,

is the re-engagement of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. Give us the goss. Yes. Oh, goodness. Let's talk goss. You know what? Let's start with the fact that this is obviously the second time they've been engaged.

They were engaged in 2002. He proposed with a pink diamond. Now it is a green diamond worth $7 million. $7 million this ring is worth. Pardon me? Anonymous. Anonymous. $7 million?

That's just ridiculous. Yeah, wow. Okay. More details? Yeah. Okay, so $7 million. Did he pay $7 million? Probably not.

Probably some designer gave him some sort of discount or a diamond jeweler gave him a discount because to have it on her ring and every single paper in the world is printing it, it's very valuable. So maybe he got a discount on that. Maybe he got it at Cash Converters. Maybe someone hocked it in.

Anyway, here's the other thing. I don't know about that. The whole thing is this, right? It probably wasn't from Cash Converters. So they just spent $55 million on a mansion in Bel Air, Anyway, here's the other thing. I don't know about that. The cool thing is this, right? Yeah, it probably wasn't from Cascavettis. So they just spent $55 million on a mansion in Bel Air, which is right near a Paris Hilton home, actually. Super fabulous.

Super cool. And this is what I found out as well, which I thought was really interesting. Green is now her lucky color, apparently. So she believed, obviously, the green Versace dress. Yes. Is one of the things that she references. Yes. That really was unforgettable. And other things in her life.

She's like, when there was green, it kind of was good luck and good things. But you can kind of just say that about anything. Like, I'm driving along, I just saw a green tree. Oh, my God. That's the colour. Green is quite a common colour around. It is common. I get what you mean.

And the $7 million diamond, look, it's a lot. It's clearly a lot. We can see the pictures of it on her finger. It looks fake. It's so big. But it's important to not be fooled

by the rocks that she's got because she's still Jenny from the block. It is true. Which she absolutely is not. If she has $7 million rock on her finger, she can't go back

to the block. You can't get more unrelatable than a $7 million engagement ring, can you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't get more unrelatable than a $7 million engagement ring, can you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't get more unrelatable. The block are commenting on that post going, yeah, nah, nah. Yeah, nah.

Yeah, nah. I don't think she's from the block anymore, guys. I think this is giving her away. She bought the block. Yeah, she bought the whole block. One more thing. The other biggest news in Hollywood this week, Dean, is that you turned 21. So happy birthday.

Oh, thank you so much. I'm finally legally allowed to go to the bars. Yeah, it's nice. Very excited. Yeah. Yeah, I'm excited to kind of just get out there and live my best life now that I'm legally eight. Totally.

You're an adult now, Dean. Go and watch Dean McCarthy's yard glass on his Instagram. He did it over the weekend. So good. He smashed it a minute flat. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, the fresh-faced Dean McCarthy. Brianne Clint.

Guys, this is big. This is what dreams are made of. Last Friday, Clinton Roberts went to Eden Park to see if he could kick a field goal in front of his childhood hero, Dan Carter. Now, if you missed this, it was all over social media on Friday. Dan, the man, the myth, the legend, Carter, underwent a 24-hour kick-a-thon to raise money for the kids in the Pacific for UNICEF.

Yep. He did an incredible job. He smashed it. He smashed it. He smashed it. He successfully kicked 1,598 kicks and raised $396,000 for the kicks. That's huge. Incredible. I managed to get you, Clint, the opportunity to go down there in the last hour of this 24- kickathon to see if you could add to that successful kick tally and

kick a field goal in front of your hero. As a man who has never really counted kicking as part of my rugby repertoire, it's a very small repertoire anyway, I'd just like to say thanks for the one and a half days preparation you allowed me. You're welcome. Like I said

to you, you don't want to think about these things too much because you get in your own head. Clearly, yeah. I put you in a full tuxedo, which you looked fantastic. Right. You looked the part. Did I? I think you did.

Right. Dan loved it. He really did because, you know, you dressed up for him. Yeah, you reckon? We've got an audio package we're about to play you to see if clint managed to kick one field goal to go towards the 1500 successful kicks take a listen here we are eden park why don't you have your your boots on yet because because i find them hard to walk in okay I was thinking you could wear a nice dress shoe to do the kick. I mean, to match your tux.

You know what? I think even that wouldn't make my kick any worse than it's already going to be. Oh, my God, mate. Look, there he is, your childhood hero. How are you feeling? I'm very nervous. This is not how I dreamed my Eden Park debut would go. But you know what?

You're dressed for success. Eden Park, Clinton Roberts' debut to glory. All complete failure in front of his hero. No one really knows. You're going to commentate me everywhere I go? Yeah. Step by step. Stop commentating me.

You're making me more nervous. He thinks about what he has to do here tonight. I mean, it's a kick of two halves. The first half being the shitting yourself part and the second half being maybe complete glory. Who knows what will happen tonight? What an evening. The conditions are great. The capabilities and athletic ability, well, not too bad.

He thinks about all those games where he never has kicked before. But that doesn't matter now because he's here. And this is his moment to finally become the kicker. He always never really wanted to be. He was always other positions. But here we are. Clint, what's it like to step onto Eden Park? It's nervy.

My butthole is pucking right up. He's seen the tux. Hey Dan, I dressed him up for you. Dan Carter, what do you think of the suit? Love it. Absolutely world class. We were going for All Blacks Black Tie this evening because it is the biggest event of the year. Oh, I don't know about the biggest event of the year, but

I appreciate the thought. I love it. Jesus is good. Is this the sort of motivation? Is this what you were hoping for in the last hour? I just kind of fade in through, and then I see you walk in, and just I can see everyone. You know, this is good. We are here to play, baby. One opportunity to seize everything he ever wanted.

So let's start the slow clap. All right. He's in a tux. The slow clap is on. Here he goes. Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint. Here he goes as he lines it up. Everything is going through his mind right now.

He's hit the drop. Oh, no. Oh, no. One more. One more! One more opportunity! Here we are. You dress the part. It all comes down to this moment.

Can he do it? He lines it up. The crowd lets out a big sigh. Dan, what did he do wrong, mate? What did he do wrong? I don't want to tell you, but... Dan's blaming it on the outfit. Thank you for the opportunity. No worries.

Well done. Back to the drawing board, I guess. We appreciate it. Love what you're doing for the kids, Dan. I will let you do the kicking from now on. We cross live now back to the studio where Clint Roberts is feeling all the emotions he felt on Friday night. Mate, how are you feeling now?

You know, I drove home genuinely disappointed in myself. You were gutted. Like, actually gutted. And we do a lot of stupid things for fun on this show. But I was actually gutted. But it was sort of late on Saturday afternoon once I'd had time to process the emotions that I went. He's frigging Dan Carter. because he made it look so easy and when mine didn't go over

I was like I suck I suck I suck and while I do suck he's frigging Dan Carter he's the greatest he's the greatest

number 10 of all time so of course mine didn't go over of course mine didn't go over of course it didn't and it doesn't matter that there was also young rugby guys there.

They were about 14. They were kicking it over. But they... I wasn't going to mention them. They don't matter either. I wasn't going to mention them. Because they probably had 100 goes at it. You only had two.

Yeah. And even though you missed, you still were there and you got to live out an amazing experience. We don't need to put that video up. That's fine. I think we're good now. If you want to see the video, it will be going up on our socials later this evening. You can see the moment,

the very moment where Clint Roberts' heart breaks. I'd like to apologise to the Carter family, to the Eden Park management and to the children of the Pacific at this point. Can I just say though, God, you looked fantastic doing it. Yeah, well, you would say that. Oh, in the tux.

You looked great. And that's the main thing. Oh, mate. Brain cleanse. Gutted for you. Here's. Kia ora, this is Toby Mann. Hi, I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about

politics and politicians with me, Annabel Leeigh-Mather, and Ben Thomas, careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous. It's not for everyone. I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea, but you, I reckon, will love it. Go on by lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Bree and Clint.

What a conversation at the moment around Tom Holland and Zendaya. They are the it couple, eh? They are the it couple, and I'm obsessed. They're at the top of my list for a couple I'd like to join. To join? You'd like to join them? I'd love to join in. Is there a bit of something, a bit of everything for you there?

If it's on offer, wouldn't say no. Tom Holland and Zendaya is a real smorgasbord, isn't it? God, it's just hotness. But it started this, I feel like, this conversation around because he's shorter than her. Do you reckon he's sick of hearing about it? I think he'd be sick to death about it. But the fact that he's dating Zendaya makes up for it. Like, you know what I find interesting?

Because I was like, I wonder how much is the difference between him and her. Good question. He's 173 centimetres tall. Right. And she's 178. So five centimetres? Yeah.

Is that it? So she's my height. Yeah. And he's producer Ben's height. Yeah, wow. Okay. So it'd be like if I dated producer Ben. Is Ben shorter or taller than you?

He's five centimetres shorter than you. I was making a joke. Oh, right, right, okay. So it'd be like if I dated producer Ben. Is Ben shorter or taller than you? He's five centimetres shorter than you. No, I was making a joke. Oh, right, right, right, right. Ben and I are actually the same height, I think. Or maybe Ben's a couple of centimetres taller. I was like, which one of you is Spider-Man in this relationship? Yeah, well, you know. I'll be your Spider-Man, Ben, anytime.

Well, it sparked a whole movement, you know. You've heard about Short King Spring, right? Yes, I did hear about this. A TikTok trend. Short King Spring. We've had Hot Girl Summer. That's over. In the Northern Hemisphere as they move into spring at the moment,

they're having Short King Spring. Celebrating the shorter man, which, I mean, it's about time for our short kings out there. It's not spring here in New Zealand, though. So we actually came up with a new name for it just before you got back here in New Zealand. Shortum. Shortum.

I like that. The season right now is Shortum. Shortum. I like that. The season right now is Shortum. Shortum. I love that. Can I ask, because what do I always say? I'm fizzing over Tom Holland at the moment, aren't I? And I've kind of put my finger on what it is. I think like he's just so cute

and I think he's a very attractive man but I think it's his personality and the way he carries himself and that he's's a very attractive man. But I think it's his personality and the way he carries himself and that he's dating a taller woman, which I'm the same height as her, so I picture myself in that role. You can put herself in her flat shoes. Yeah, in that role. But I just think there's nothing sexier than a man who's so comfortable

that he's like, I don't give a crap if she's tall. Right, right. I find that so attractive. Your confidence. And maybe it's because I'm a taller woman. Self-confidence. So, like, you know, I just think it's super attractive. Yeah, right.

Okay. That and he's worth millions of dollars. I mean, you know, T's and C's. T's and C's. That and he's hugely talented and handsome. I mean, you know, if you have to add that on, I guess there's that involved in it. But I feel like there's like a lot of chat around that kind

of stuff at the moment. You know, one of my friends, and I remember because when I was reading this article, because this article is all about Tom Holland and Zendaya and how they're, you know, different heights and then all these people talk about their relationships where they've been together for a long time, where their partner is shorter than them. And I remember I I had this conversation it was quite a few years ago now it was one of my mates and she'd been dating this guy for a couple of weeks and she had a

conversation with me because she's also quite tall like me and she said to me she's like oh he's a bit shorter than me and she was like going back and forth. And I remember sitting her down and saying, how does he carry himself and does he care that you're taller? And she goes, no, he's like thinks it's really hot and does not give two shits. So why does it matter? And I said to her, I was like, well, who cares then? Yeah, exactly right.

Who cares? Anyway, they got married last year. Oh, did they? Yeah. So cute. Do you count yourself as one of Anyway, they got married last year. Oh, did they? Yeah. So cute. Do you count yourself as one of the reasons they got married? I mean, look, I'm not going to say I was the defining moment. But no, I just think, yeah, it was really cool.

Yeah, totally. And they're the cutest couple ever. I wanted to play a bit of the game this afternoon where people called up and we just have a go at guessing how tall they are. Oh, okay. You know? Do you think we can tell whether someone's short or tall just from their voice? Because you know you and I, Clint, we're very good at these games.

We rarely lose. Our spidey senses are very on point. Yeah. I've got some tingling happening right now. We may need to get that checked out. So do you want shorties and tallies to call us? Anyone is welcome. Okay.

Anyone is welcome to call. I think you and I, Clint, with both of our tingling senses, we can pick how tall people are. Easy. Made for this game. We're made for it. 0800 dials at M. You can't text us for this game.

You need to call us. And Bree and I next will guess correctly how tall or short you actually are. Bree and Clint. Get ready for some of the best radio you're going to hear this week. Where Clinton Roberts and I try and attempt to guess people's heights based on just their voice. Do we get to ask them something about their lifestyle?

Yeah. Okay, Mike's here. G'day, Mike. G'day, Mike. Hey, how's it going, Steve? Good, thank you, Mike. My question for you is, did you play any sports or do you still play any sports? Oh, great question. Oh,

yes, I do. What sports? I do socially. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Basketball. Oh. I'm going to say, we've got to guess within the 10 centimetre range. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I ask Mike, when you watch TV in the evenings, do you lie down on the couch or do you need to put your feet up on something? Normally I just lay down.

I reckon he's 1.90 something. Pretty tall. That's like over 6 foot 2. You reckon he's 1.90 something. Pretty tall. That's like over six foot two. You reckon he's way up there? Oh, wow. Yeah, I reckon. Okay. I'm locking it in.

All right, Mike, are you 190 something? Nope. Lucky I haven't used my gear set, though. Oh, well, now you get a massive hint. Mike, I reckon you're in the 170s. I reckon she's massively overshot it. I reckon you're in the 170s. No, he's taller than that.

Yeah, breathe onto it, yeah. What are you, Mike? Tell us. Put us out of our misery. 184. Oh! I just, yeah. We were both way off.

I just cleared six feet. Good, yeah, nice. Oh, congratulations, mate. Nice work. Okay, let's go to Anna. Hi, Anna. Hi, Anna. Hi, guys.

Let's just talk to Anna and get a vibe out of her voice, right? Let's hear what her vocal cords tell us. Anna, what do you do for a job? Tell us about your job, your day. Okay, I'm a marketing manager. Okay. Anna, what type of car do you drive? A Nissan X-Trail.

Oh, she's tall. Oh, yeah, that's a big headroom. She's a marketing manager, so she's like authoritative. I'm going to say she's in the 170s, same as me. 170, tall in the women's stakes. Are you in the 170s. Same as me. 170? Tall in the women's stakes? Are you in the 170s? No. Are you taller than that?

No. 160s. 160s. Sorry, that's my son laughing in the car. Are you in the 160s, Anna? No, I'm not.

Oh, my God. You're going to need a booster seat to drive that Nissan X-Trail of yours. Are you in the 150s? I'm in the 150s, yeah. Oh, my God. We're way off. Yeah, 155. Oh, my God.

We're way off. Okay. Thank you, Anna and your son. Hey, we need to get this last one right. We're going to get this one right. Or else this is a complete fail. Hi, Kate. Hi, guys. How are you? Good. Thank you, Anna and your son. Hey, we need to get this last one right. We're going to get this one right. Or else this is a complete fail. Hi, Kate. Hi, guys.

How are you? Good. Thank you, Kate. Brie and I pride ourselves on our radio telepathy. We're doing really well. Yeah, we're just not really dialed in. Oh, Kate. See, she's got tall girl energy, I reckon.

I can tell, my fellow tall girl. Kate, if you played netball, what position would you be? I'd play goal attack. Oh, yep. Tall timber. Normally, but not super tall because they're still like, you know. She's not defence, right? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay, what are we thinking? 180s. 180? Well, I'm 178. So I'm nearly in the 180s or 170s. We've got to get this right.

I'm not walking away from this. Zero from three. Well, then ask us something else. Okay. Kate, on a night out, what would be your shoe of choice? Comfort's definitely key, but a nice boot would be a nice heeled boot. A nice heeled boot? Yes.

Bring it down. See, that's what all tall girls say. Really? Yeah, because a heeled boot I would wear. A stiletto, no thank you. Right, okay. Okay, go 180s then. You reckon?

We go for it? Go for it. Kate, are you in the 180s? No. Oh! No, don't say 170s. You've used your guess. Is that what Clint said?

Yeah, I go 170. 170 is. No. What are you, Kate? Tell us. 161. Damn, did you get on someone's shoulders to do the goal shooting when you were playing netball?

Mate, the quality is you're quite small, so you just whiff around the defender. Yeah, right, right, right. And then you just need to have a good technique to slot it in. Well, there you go, none from three. Well, that game's never coming back. I was going to say we're going to bring it back soon so we can get some practice.

Bree and Clint. But right now it's time for Guess That Voice. An easy game. Easy game. Easy game. Where producer Anastasia gives us clips of famous people. First person to buzz in and guess who that celebrity is gets a point. First with three points wins a prize for their teammate.

All you've got to do is pick the winning team, Joseph. Who's it going to be? Brie or Clint? Brie or Clint? Yeah, the boys. Let's go, Clint. Yeah, the boys. I got you, Joseph.

That means, Nisha, you are left with me. Perfect. Yes. That's what I wanted. Girls, girls, girls. Boobs, boobs, boobs. Balls, balls, balls. I don't know. Nisha. Sorry. Nisha. So good. I don't know. Agnesia.

Agnesia. So good. I love it. So this week's theme is talk show hosts. Obviously, because they're talk show hosts, their voices are very iconic. Oh, good category. You guys are going to need to be hot on your buzzers. Okay.

Can we yell out one now to spoil the game? No. Don't do that. You always do that. Because it always stuffs you up in the first round. True. Yeah, that's true. Actually, do it.

You should do it. Rove McManus. Oh, God. Solid. Solid. Nice joke. I like it. Nice topical reference.

Cool. Let's get this game rolling. Let's hear song number one. You meant voice number one. Here we go. You're back with the very, very... Ellen. Are you sure?

I'm pretty sure that's Rove. I think it was Ellen. Very, very, very handsome Harry Styles. Get out of here. You get out of here. Have you been watching it lately? It's getting real emotional. Have I been watching the Ellen DeGeneres show?

Yeah, because it's coming to an end, like, quite soon, and it's starting to get real emotional. Yeah, right. No. Well, she can cry in one of her 50 mentions. Yeah. Nice burn. Okay, there's another one.

Let's hear voice number two. From the thing about... Clint. From Kat. That's James Corden. That's correct. Why is it always from Cats? Next Tuesday, April 12th at 10pm.

I love that you are literally not going to let the world forget that he was in Cats. Did you know James Corden was in Cats? So was Jason Derulo. What about Taylor Swift? JDT. Alright, we're sitting at a point each. Let's hear voice number three.

Things happen to you. Great. Ooh, who's it going to be. I heard breathing. Graham Norton. Is it your house near Dover? I love Graham Norton. I love a bit of Graham Norton. He's such a legend. What was that voice? That was Graham Norton.

No, that's Rita again. We've been through this. Well, I can't bloody help with it. The only English accent I can do is Rita bloody aura. He's Irish. Is he? Yeah. Yeah, that was my Irish accent I can do is Rachel bloody Ora. He's Irish. Is he? Yeah. Yeah, that was my Irish accent. Didn't you hear that?

It's like subtle. Guys, it's just that voice, not your voice. But Brie, you could win it here. Let's hear voice number four. I'm not even going to go into the... Not from Ket. That's Oprah Winfrey. Correct.

A big blowout party that you had for her. You all read it here, it will. How'd you miss that? What a game. We're sitting at two points each. Should we get a pep talk? Nisha, can you gas Bree up a bit? We're at match point.

Yeah, okay, girl, you've got this. Honestly, I believe in you. Yes, I feel the love and support. Thank you, Nisha. And Joseph, lavish me with some praise. Okay, you need to think of everything about cats and just focus on the game. Thank you, Joseph.. And Joseph, lavish me with some praise. Okay, you need to think of everything about cats and just focus on the game. Thank you, Joseph.

Good advice from Joseph. All right, producer Ben, just to be clear, we've deleted the Rove clip and we've got a new talk show host. Yeah, good, cool, cool. All right, let's hear voice number five. Okay, here we go. Great. Jimmy Kimmel.

Jimmy, no, no, no. Good, free guess. The other one. Three, two, three. Jimmy Fallmel. Jimmy, no. No, no. Good, three guess. The other one. Three, four, three. Jimmy Fallon. He's done it. So, Nick, the first question is about you, so please put these. Oh, here we go.

Joseph, we did it. Congratulations. Yeah, the boys. Yeah, the boys. Clint, I've got one question. Yeah. Was he in Cats? No. Okay. Well, I don't know. I don't know. I've got one question. Yeah? Was he in Cats? No.

Okay. Well, I don't know, but... I don't know. I've never seen it either. Got it. Well done, Joseph. We're going to get you 50 KFC chicken dollars. Jimmy bloody...

Cheers, guys. Too many Jimmys, eh? Oh, I can't believe that. Bree and Clint. I thought, you know, we like to keep up with the trends, don't we, Clint? Always. We love to... We're very trendy.

Sometimes be late to the trends. Always. Which I feel like this is a perfect moment then for this trend. Oh, yeah. Are we going to do the In My Feelings Challenge? No, I think we're a bit early to be late for that. Right. So we're not going to do that, but we are going to do a challenge today.

Okay. And I've been waiting to do this with you. Right. Since I was away filming for so long. It's not the shave your head challenge, is it? No. I don't have a good shaped head. No, we're not going to do the shave your head challenge.

But something that did start to pick up speed when I was away was the Sprite Challenge. Producer Anastasia, would you please bring in the two bottles of sugar-free Sprite? Oh, we're going to do a bottle. That's what the challenge is. Is it where you scull it? Yeah. Don't they normally do it out of a can?

Isn't that smaller than a bottle? No, it's actually meant to be a bottle. Is it? Yeah. A 600ml bottle of Sprite? No, it's meant to be the smaller one, but this is all I could find. Right, okay. So, wait. So we're going to do our own version. Okay. So the

challenge we're going to do this afternoon is you and I are going to drink this and it's whoever burps first, loses. Alright, you're on. Okay. Alright. Okay. Oh, so fizzy. Okay. All right. Okay. Oh, so fizzy.

Oh, too fizzy. I'll open mine away from the expensive equipment. Oh, no. I'm already off to a bad start. I've just got... What? I've got sprited. Why are they so fizzy?

I think it's the carbonating. Okay. Okay, here you go. Cheers. Cheers. Three, two, one. Three, two, one. Three, two, one. Down the hatch.

You've got to finish the bottle. We've got to drink all 600 mils of this. Yeah. Producers, if you want to commentate, just in amongst. Oh, my God. I'm not even halfway. This is so sweet. Isn't it sweet?

This is the... It doesn't need to be sugar-free. Oh no, I don't feel good. Oh, I've got one sitting right on the back of my... Mine's sitting... It's sitting in my throat. By the way, if you don't want to hear us burp, now's a great time to flick over to...

Coast FM. I'm not burping. Oh no, I've... See, I've got... I've taken control of my esophagus. Oh, I'm holding it down. I just swallowed the burp. I'm not burping. I'm not burping. Oh, no. See, I've taken control of my esophagus. Oh, I'm holding it down. I just swallowed the burp. I'm not burping.

I'm not burping. Me neither. How much do you see? I'm sitting halfway now. My tummy hurts. Oh, my tummy hurts so much. This is easy. This is easy.

I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good. I'm feeling real good about this. I'm feeling fierce. I'm feeling sick. Scull it. You want me to scull the rest of it? Produce Anastasia. Okay.

Oh, man. Oh, I'm going to stop. I'm sorry about that. That was disgusting. Does that mean I win? Yeah, I think you're the champion. Congratulations. Okay.

Hold on. You finished the whole bottle. Hold on. Well done. Congratulations on. Well done. Congratulations. Oh, no. I mean, what a useless skill to possess.

Oh, no. I don't feel good. You're the Sprite drinking champion. I don't feel good. If you can... Oh. No, stop.

I go, wait, wait, wait. I was about to say, if you can hold it to the end of the airbag, I'll give you $100. That one was meaty. Oh, yeah. The secret sound is not the buckle on a fanny pack. But we do have a clip of the band Fanny Pack. Oh, you do?

You've got your camel toe song that you wanted. Yep. This was a hit This is your favourite song Oh well You know One of my favourites Top five

It's on your road To the playlist Top five Here's Fanny Pack And Camel Toe It's catchy And also informative That's ready for a TikTok reprisal, that song.

That's a great idea. And you're just the woman to film it. I don't know if I am. Get your bike shorts on. Get those bike shorts that you got from Cutting On on. Hey, we could recreate the film clip. Look, I came across this story about a guy called Nick who has been doing the rounds on the internet in the last couple of days

because he claims that he hasn't washed his hair in six years. Ew. Ew. Now, before you go saying ew and yuck, listen to his story. So he said when he was quite young, he started to notice that he was starting to lose his hair and he got quite, you know, self-conscious about it. So he started looking into all the things to, you know,

help his hair not fall out. And six years ago, he came across this idea or this group of people who they're called the no poo movement as in no shampoo all right okay yeah let's we don't want to start a no poo movement i'll tell you that um that's called something else anyway so that's not a movement that's the opposite of that's the opposite of a movement. That's the opposite of a movement. Exactly right. That he started to believe that if he didn't use shampoos and conditioners and didn't wash his hair with those types of things, that his hair would be healthier. Right.

Here's a clip of him here talking about his hair journey. Why you should never wash your hair again. So about six years ago, my hair started receding you should never wash your hair again. So about six years ago, my hair started receding and started coming out in clumps. And one of my theories at the time was that it was the chemicals and things I was putting in my hair while I was washing. So what I decided to do was to stop using any of these products. And surprisingly, my hair got a lot healthier. There's an entire movement around this. It's called the no poo movement. And it's people who basically don't wash their hair your natural oils come back

you know, you've been stripping them with all the harsh chemicals and then your hair can be extremely healthy without having to wash it anymore. Look, look, look. I'm stoked that it's worked for him. But not I couldn't not wash my hair. I couldn't not wash my hair for I reckon three days. I'd be a greasy

mess. Yeah, but see the no pooers believe that hair products essentially are a scam. Right. And he talks about how he thought the same thing, his hair was going to be a greasy mess. And he said for the first three weeks or so, it was. He said, but after that, his natural hair oil started to come back. I have actually heard that.

And I was hugely sceptical, which I still am, until you brought it up and we found out that Producer Ben is a no-pooer. That's right, you're a no-pooer. Producer Ben does not wash his hair. How long since you've used the poo? I don't think I would have used it this year. Well, you attended a wedding on the weekend.

True. Did you not wash your hair for the wedding? No, but I did put gel in it for the first time in a very long time. Okay, so that's even more interesting. You put gel in it, and then what did you do the next day? You didn't wash it out.

You just got old gel in your hair. I had a shower. And just washed it out with water? Yeah, just brushed it out. Buzzy. So you just, right, so you just wash it with water? Yeah.

Interesting. It's one thing for a guy as well. What about. Right, so you just wash it with water. Yeah. Interesting. It's one thing for a guy as well. What about a girl? Do you believe that you... How long do you think you could go without washing your hair? Look, my hair is quite dry, so I am a female who goes a week. Right.

And I try and wash my hair only once a week because I heard it is good for it to wash it less. But if you went three weeks without washing it? I'd really be interested to see what it'd be like, eh? Right. I mean, what happens when you exercise? Because that's when my hair does get real greasy.

Lucky I don't exercise that much. I had a really good friend who she hadn't washed her hair in three years. Okay. Three years? Three years. And she had this long, beautiful, amazing red hair. Yeah. Like some of the best looking hair I've ever seen.

And was it clean? And it looked really clean. Really? Yeah. Well, maybe we need to get some more info in. Maybe we need to talk to some no-pooers. Yeah. Where's the no-pooers?

Are you a part of the no-poo movement? Yeah. I love the name of this group. How long has it been since you washed your hair? Is that what you want to know? Yeah, how long has it been? Or are you one of these people? Are you a part of this no-poo movement?

0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Maybe you wash your hair with a different alternative or you just haven't washed it. Maybe you wash your hair in the different alternative or you just haven't washed it. Maybe you wash your hair in the ocean. Maybe that's the secret. All the salts in the sea water. All the angel tears. Influence us to join the No Poo Movement.

Are you a part of the No Poo Movement? Are you a no pooer? No, we're not taking calls this afternoon on constipation. The no-poo movement. Intentional constipation. Yes. The no-poo movement is a movement that apparently a lot of people are getting behind where you don't use hair products and you don't really wash your hair.

Judging by the text machine, the no-poo movement has more members than we realise. Quite a lot of members in the No Poo Movement. So should we stop pooing? Is that the way forward? Should Brie and I get rid of the schwarzkopf in the head and shoulders and go shampoo free? Jess is here. Hi, Jess.

Hi, Jess. Hey, yeah, I gave it a go over the first lockdown for about two months and would not recommend. It was disgusting. Really, Jess? So you're saying what would be your routine? What did you do? I usually shampoo, condition, and like a deep clean.

Yeah. Completely gave it up, and I was just gross. I had dad dress everywhere. Great time to give it a go. Two months, you're locked at home. No one can see you. You can just turn your Zoom camera off if you need to. Yep.

But you're saying you... Because they're saying you have to go the distance, right? You have to wait till your hair starts cleaning itself. How long did you last, Jess? Two months. Two months? Oh, that is a long time with no poo. Surely it's long enough, right?

Yeah, I feel like... Well, according to this guy, he hasn't washed his hair in six years and he said you need to get through that first initial three to four weeks. Jess, what was your pillowcase like at the end of that two months? My pillowcase looked fine, but I could just see it in my hair. It just didn't look good. Right, okay, there you go.

It's a vote against the no poo movement. Jacob's here. Hi, Jacob. Hi, Jacob. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks. Jacob, are you a no pooer?

Mate, I have not pooed for three years, eh? Whoa! I mean, if a doctor is tuning in right now, don't be alarmed. Shampoo. We're talking about shampoo. Tell us, Jacob, how come? Oh, are we? Oh, I just stopped, eh?

I just stopped because I thought, well, why not? And, yeah, it's pretty disgusting for the first two months. You kind of get reflected on your hair. People can sort of see the reflection in your hair. But no, she's pretty good. She's pretty good, eh? So when does it change? Is it after two months things start to get better? Oh, mate, after two months things just take a rapid 180, eh? And is your hair drastically better now than it was when you were washing it,

or are you just saving some money on shampoo? No, I rinse it with water, but no, I used to have real bad dandruff and stuff, and my hair's healthy as now. Really? Wow. Yeah, it's even developed, like, on the top of my head, like, towards the back, it's developed a really nice six-pack, which is awesome. This is amazing, Jacob. Do you ever get compliments on the smell?

Well, you know, like, I'm a humble man. I'm a humble man, you know, but, you know, all the time. Yes, you do. Wow. Okay, maybe you just needed to hold on just one more week. Someone on the text machine said, I haven't shampooed my hair for a long time now. Once I stopped, my hair got really greasy,

but I persisted for a few weeks and it has never been healthier. Salt water and cold water are really good for it. Hot water strips oils from your hair. Wow. Okay. Well, we've got someone on the phone who hasn't washed their hair in 10 years. Welcome to the show, Kerry. Hi, Kerry.

Kerry. Kerry. Hi, Kerry. Kerry. Kerry! Where's Kerry? We'll see if we can bring her back. Kerry, are you there? Oh, I'd love to talk to Kerry. There's other people on the text machine who have said 20 years plus I have not

washed my hair with shampoo. Well, there's definitely people out there that are doing it. It feels like you have to break through that gross bit though. You have to really press on. You've got to really want to do it. Imagine how much money you would save in hair product.

Well, I don't reckon it'd be that much. Would it? Well, it depends what type of shampoo and conditioner you use. Yeah, but if you're just using a hair mask.

If you're using a bottle of VO5 that you top up every eight weeks. Yeah, well, I wouldn't recommend that. There you go. The no poo movement is alive and well. If you want to do it, let us know. Let us know what it's like.

I reckon you should do it, Brie. I reckon you should experiment. You reckon I should do it? Yeah, I reckon you should start today. Okay, I'll do it if you do it. Okay, cool. And I'll bail out after three days. But you, you've got stickability.

Brie and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday.'ve got stickability. Brie and Clint. A. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's Birthday Banger. Birthday Banger for your Monday. Three people. What was the number one song on their 16th birthday? Well, we're going to play our favourite one. Welcome to the show, Mike.

G'day, Mike. Kia ora. How was the weekend, Mike? Oh, pretty slow. Just hung around at home. Yeah, fair enough. Restorative, though. Do you feel rested and rejuvenated? No, there's too much to do around my section.

Yeah, right, okay. Fair enough, Mike. Let's do your birthday, Bangor. What's your birthday? The 29th of August, 1982. Right, you were 16 in 1998. And on your birthday, the 29th of August, this had a number one hit. I can see Mike out there doing his yard work

with the UE boom blasting a bit of Viva Forever. Can't you, Bree? Yeah, I can feel it too. I reckon that's going to be right up Mike's alley. Is that you, Mike? Maybe not in the garden. Maybe that's more in the bedroom. Oh, okay, in the bedroom.

Okay. I mean, it's a break-up song, but you can put it in the bedroom. Hey, if you're going to break up with someone, why not? What better track? Oh, what better place? Is that what you meant? Yeah. Bridget's here.

Hi, Bridget. G'day, Bridget. Hi, guys. How are you going? Good, mate. How was your weekend? Pretty beautiful. How come?

What did you do? Just beautiful weather. Just lapping up the sunshine, really. I know. Just getting all that last bits of summer you can get your hands on. Oh, man, it's about to get awful, too. But don't focus on that. Focus on your birthday, Banga.

What's your birthday? Cool, cool. It's 24th of the 6th, 84. All right, Bridget, you were 16 in the year 2000. And on the 24th of June in 2000, this reached the top of the chart. Anastasia. Friend of the show. Big friend of the show. Big friend of the show, Bridget I'm not in love. Big friend of the show.

Big friend of the show, Bridget. Not the producer either. I'm good, good. Do you love it? Not bad at all. Not bad at all. Pretty good. It's got good vibes, that song.

Great vibes. Nothing against the Spice Girls, but that's got much better energy. Way better vibes. One more birthday banger for Colleen. Hi, Colleen. Hi, Colleen. Hi. My mother's name, beautiful name.

Thanks. How was your weekend, Colleen? I'm pretty chilled. Hi. My mother's name, beautiful name. Thanks. How was your weekend, Colleen? Pretty chilled. Oh, yeah. What did you get up to? What was the craziest thing you did? Nothing really crazy, just a bit of little driving in there. Oh, okay.

I was not expecting you to say that. You played it down a lot, Colleen. That sounds really fun. What's your birthday? 23rd of the 1st, 1991. All right, you were 16 in 2007. And on your 16th birthday, this was pumping at number one. Oh, my God, huge.

The Kiwi Lads. Fielding's finest, Evermore. The guys who pretended they were Australian for a bit so they could crack it in the Australian market and we were like, God damn you, Evermore. You know the interesting fact about Evermore? They cracked it in the Aussie market first. Did they?

Yes, and I knew my music director at the first radio station I worked at was the one to do it. Oh, really? Yeah, she was the one to put them on the air and then they went just bonkers after that. Yeah, wow. Did not know that. Maybe that's why they did claim it.

Do you like it, Colleen? Do you like that song? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's so, so. She's like, eh. I liked it and I'm voting for Evermore, Light Surrounding You This afternoon I do like that song

It's just a Monday It builds It builds right up It does build up Yeah Yeah, I like a bit of Evermore I'll go with you Let's do it

Colleen, you just won Birthday Banger Congratulations Awesome Yes, you queen Have a good rest of your Monday Brian Clint Here's the boys at ZM I see you by the water Congratulations. Awesome. Yes, you're a queen. Have a good rest of your Monday. Brian Clint, here's the boys at ZM.

Brian Clint. There is a skills shortage in New Zealand, and I'm not talking in the building industry. I'm not talking in the nursing sector. I'm not talking about teachers. New Zealand? No, not beauty either. Waxing. No, not waxing either. Well, there might be, but that's not the one I'm talking about at the moment. What job

is up for grabs at the moment? New Zealand currently has a butler shortage. I didn't even know Me neither. That that was an opportunity, right? Yeah, an opportunity. Queenstown's latest luxury hotel is facing the unusual staffing shortage

as it prepares to welcome Australian tourists this week. Huge job opportunity. They can't find any trained butlers. They said it's really hard to find a butler in this country because we don't have a butler school like they do in China or America or Europe. We don't have a butler school. How do we not have a butler school? You can't go to AUT and study butlering.

Yeah, what if I want to study butt stuff? Yeah, exactly right. And I want to get my, you know. What if I want to be a buttman? Yeah, what if I want to get on board? On a serious note, the Aussies are on their way back. Who knew that Australians were fancy enough to need butlers? Yeah, I know.

Snooty patooters. What do Australians want with a butler? Who? Which? Too lazy to turn their own shrimp on the barbie now, are they? I think so. So is it a hotel that offers a butler service? Yeah, how fancy, eh? Oh my God, I want to stay there.

High end, they walk among us rich people like that, or, eh? Oh my God, I want to stay there. High end. They walk among us rich people like that, or at least they will soon as they come back to New Zealand. And I was thinking you should probably apply for this because you speak Australian. I do speak Australian, so I'd be able to understand them. Although I've lost the dialect a little bit. Yeah.

I feel like I could figure it out. A little bit of New Zealand in there. You're like posh Australian. Yeah, like I could figure it out. A little bit of New Zealand in there. You're like posh Australian. Yes, I'd be posh. I don't feel like any of my other skills would be up to scratch. A few finishing touches needed. Look, maybe you could be trained

and maybe you're willing to be trained once you hear how much butlers can be paid. Okay. I've done some research and this is no joke. Did you know that butlers can earn between $100,000 and $150,000 a year? That's some fancy butlers. No wonder they've got such nice suits. Yeah.

They always look so crisp. That's real, by the way. Not the hotel ones. They're on an hourly rate. But like private ones? But if you go in home and you become like a Jeffrey from the The Fresh Prince or a, who was the guy on The Nanny? What about the guy on, oh, was it Niall? Niall from The Nanny, yeah.

And then what about the guy on Richie Rich? Yes. He was a great butler. Didn't 90s television make us believe that butlers were going to be a way more common thing than they actually are? What's the female version of a butler? Butler. A butler.

I've done that research too. You can be a female butler. Oh, cool. I've never liked that. In fact, some of the world's best butlers are female. Attention to detail. Yeah. I think.

Much better butts. I feel like, you know what, now that I think about it, maybe I should become a butler. Break the stereotype. And we need to, you know, get this portrayed more on TV and movies. Yeah. Yeah, it's the job for you. So there you go. Off to Queenstown.

Butler school, everybody. Forget about your degree in marketing or whatever. Radio. Radio. I mean, you're never going to use that. It's time for butt stuff. Break. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta. Facebook. TikTok. And live weekdays from 3 on ZM. I mean, you're never going to use that. It's time for butt stuff.