ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 11th April 2023

Episode Date: April 11, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to a podcast intro for the Brianne Clint Show where Ella has requested that we all remain open for the idea she's about to bring us. Open and willing. Open minded. Yes please. We're always open minded. Is this going to be a vegan show? No, it's not vegan.

It's not vegan. We tasted always open-minded. Is this going to be a vegan show? No, it's not vegan. It's not vegan. We tasted your vegan cheese. Not bad. Actually, not bad. It was actually not bad. Yeah, it was the best one. Couldn't do a whole block. Not bad.

All right. Well, how's this going to work, Claude? Let's move right along. I'm just going to... We're going to go around the group, and we're all going to imitate this thing. The orange one. The orange button on your wall

clint okay we're going to play a sound and we're all going to go around and imitate it for a bit of tuesday fun okay this is like theater sports yes okay i don't mean to sound so excited about that that's just my main sport was theater oh me too don't worry, here's the bit we're going to impersonate. I'm Peppa Pig. This is my YouTube brother, George. This is Mummy Pig. And this is Daddy Pig. Peppa Pig. That's so long.

How are you going to remember that? Okay, no, we're just going to go Peppa Pig, and then we'll take turns, right? And then George. I'm Peppa Pig. And then we'll take turns. Right? And then George. Hi, Peppa Pig. And then George. Two oinks. Yeah. Have you got the Peppa Pig music for us to do underneath it?

Um, Claudia is searching up. Hi, Peppa Pig. You know, this is my dream job, is voicing a cartoon character one day. Me too. Yeah, I love that job. Honestly, my dream. I'd do that in a heartbeat. We have music now, Clint.

I'm trying to think what cartoon animal you'd be. Scooby! Walrus. Yeah, I could do a walrus. Okay, here we go. Peppa Pig. Perfect, Claudia. Okay, who's going to play Peppa Pig first?

Bree, I feel. Yeah. And so you don't do any winks. We do the oinks. Oh. Is that how it works, Ella? I think I do the oinks too. She's Peppa Pig, so Bree will do it. No, we do the oinks, don't we?

She introduces us. Okay, yeah. No, do it your way. That's fine. I think the main part of the challenge is doing the oinks. Oh, okay. Maybe. That's the whole point.

Oh, you just want oinking? Yes. No, but you've got to do the oinks. Oh, okay. Maybe. That's the whole point. Oh, you just want oinking? Yes. No, but you've got to do the voices too. So, Bree's Peppa Pig. Clint, you're George. I'll be Mummy Pig. Do you want to be Daddy Pig, Claude? I'll be Daddy Pig.

Okay. And do what? Have you not been listening? Okay, this is doing it again. This is doing it again. I'm Peppa Pig. This is my little brother, George. That's you.

This is Mummy Pig. Me. And this isppa Pig. This is my little brother, George. That's you. This is Mummy Pig. Me. And this is Daddy Pig. Claudia. Right, so you do the first oink. Okay. Yeah. Right.

Go. And who's doing the second oink? I'm in my main character era. Okay, so call me Clinty Pig. Okay. Call Ella, Ella Pig. Ella Pig. And call Claudia, Claudia Pig.

Claudia Pig. Or Daddy Pig. No. Just call me Daddy Pig. I don't know who is Daddy, okay? This is too confusing. Okay, you ready? Okay. Good luck. Okay. Peppa Pig.

Hi. I'm Peppa Pig. This is my brother, Clinty Pig. And my sister, Ella Pig. And my sister, Ella Pig. And my daddy, Claudie Pig. I told you it would be fun!

Let's just hear everyone's best pig impersonation. Yeah, right. And be like, that's easy. Why don't we just do that? I don't know if I can do the pig noise with my new nose. Oh, give it a go. This is a good test. What is that?

Oh, there? My nasal passage is too... Say something else. I thought you were joking. I did not expect that. Do it again. It's from the... From the big nose.

You sound like an... And your nose, Clint. Yeah, that's what I'm doing. You sound like an angry pig. My God, you sound like a wild boar. It's too open. I had nose surgery. It's all open up there.

I've got pretty big nostrils. Oh, I don't like that. That's an angry pig. Really? Hurts my throat. Okay, I can do a good one. Okay, three. This is the last pig, by the way. This is the last pig. Oh, I don't like that. That's an angry pig. Ready? Hurts my throat. Okay. I can do a good one. Okay.

Three. This is the last pig, by the way. This is the last pig. Oh, okay. That's pretty good. I actually, that was a warthog. Do you want to be the winner? Okay.

You're the winner. You're the winner. Yes! Brie, did you have anything for the podcast? Nothing. Nothing that can beat that. Nothing. And I don't want to follow that.

Yeah, that's too much. No, so we'll have to wait until tomorrow. Well, how do you feel then? Shit. I actually need to go wee, didn't I? There you go. That is Brie and Clint. G'day, everybody. Welcome to the show.

It's Spree and Clint on a Tuesday that feels like a Monday. It does, but how good's it? Wait, no, no. Tuesday, yeah, yeah. Monday. That feels like a Monday. But that's got bad connotations. Yeah.

It's a good feeling Tuesday because it's Tuesday. To be honest, it feels like a Wednesday. Does it? Yeah, because we had a- Oh, that's really going to screw you up when we get to Thursday. Wait, what day is it? Tuesday. Right, Tuesday. It was a good. Oh, that's really going to screw you up when we get to Thursday. Wait, what day is it? Tuesday. Right. Tuesday. It was a good long long weekend. I feel like we should

just have all weekends like that. Yeah, you'll get more out of us, Prime Minister if you just sort that out. We'll be really productive over a three day sprint. Absolutely. You know how predominantly humans are made up of mostly water? Yeah. Not the case for me right now.

Yeah. Mostly chocolate. Oh, okay. I've shoved more chocolate into this body over the long, long weekend than... Where are you shoving it all? Oh, any place I could get it. I'm 85% Midori. Are you?

Yeah, yeah. Big weekend for me. Jeez, throwback. Yeah. Well, Malibu, Midori, chocolate, it's all a good mix. Today on the show, there's two chances to win some serious cash. There's $500 up for grabs at 4 o'clock. Thanks to Cookie Times Cookie Sandwiches.

But we haven't given away the cash combo for the day yet. No, so that means it's going on our show. That means it's going before 5 o'clock. $1,000 plus an upsize from the Zedium announcer of your choice. You've just got to know what those three songs are and be first three when you hear them. That's right. So be listening out for that. Let's kick off the show now with a tradie versus lady.

Fifty dollars cash up for grabs. It's time for tradie versus lady. Oh, not again. Not again. I did a cool build up and then I clicked the button and nothing happens. Bree and Clint's Tradie versus Lady. Bree and Clint's Tradie versus Lady. Sorry, Bill, it's a bit of chaos in here at the moment.

My mama dies in the studio. Look at her. Keita Means floating around. Yep, causing chaos around the building. It's hectic. We are here and we're going to play Tradie versus Lady. $50 cash up for grabs. All thanks to KFC.

29 games all. Let's meet our lady first. She's 24. She's from Auckland. And she has a tattoo on her bum cheek. Welcome to the show, Liv. G'day, Liv. What's the tattoo of, you cheeky bugger?

It's a vampire mouth., like, the fangs. What, biting into your bottom? Yeah, I guess so, yeah. What's the story behind that, Liv? I really liked vampires, and I thought, oh, my gosh, I really want that. So, yeah, I sure got it. Amazing. I mean, sounds good.

You do you, babe. You're taking on our tradie today. He's 26. He is from Auckland and he is a forklift driver without a forklift driving license. Welcome to the show, Xavier. It's all about life experience to drive a forklift, isn't it? It's all about confidence, eh? You don't need a piece of paper to tell you. That's the key. I mean, legally you do, but, yeah, you know. It's all good, baby, baby. Xavier, your buzzer is tradie.

Liv, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Easter is over. Boo. What is the next public holiday Kiwis can look forward to?

Tradie. Yes, Xavier, just in first. Is is the next public holiday Kiwis can look forward to? Traide. Yes, Xavier, just in first. Is it the Anzac? You're lucky we didn't hear the first answer, so we'll give you Anzac Day. But yes, it is Anzac Day, which is not next week, but the weekend after. On a Tuesday. On a Tuesday.

A lot of people will be taking that Monday off. A lot of sickies on the Monday. A lot of sickies. All right. One to the tradies. Question number two. New Zealand has been hit by three tornadoes in three days. Name the 1996 film starring Helen Hunt about the type of weather event.

Tradies. Yes, Xavier. Tornado. So close. I mean, it's a good guess. Do you want to have a guess, Liv? I have no idea who the actress is. Yeah, no, both of you weren't born, so.

It was more our time, Clint. The movie we were looking for, it's actually back on Netflix. Yeah, it's a good movie. It's a great movie. It's called Twister. Twister. Quite scary if you're a kid. It haunted me for years. Question number three, one to a good movie. It's a great movie. It's called Twister. Twister. Quite scary if you're a kid. It haunted me for years.

Question number three, one to the tradies. We are so full of chocolate right now. Which has more sugar, white or milk chocolate? Lady. Xavier again. Xavier, Justin. Milk. No.

No, it's white chocolate. No. Unfortunately, no points there. Still one to the tradies. Question number four. What is the main thing in a panda's diet? Lady. Yes, Liv.

Bamboo. That is correct. We are one apiece, and I'm going to say this is going to be the winning question. This is the decider. This is the deciding question. Question number five. Man, I feel like a woman was a hit for which country music artist? Man, I feel like a woman.

Guys, she's literally an icon. No, that's not going to happen, and it's really going to hurt Bree's feelings. That's really upset me, guys. It's Shania Twain. Oh, no. She had a house in Warnika and everything. All right, question number six. This is still for the win.

Who hosts the Chase UK? Is it Graham Norton, Bradley Walsh or Di Henwood? Ladies. May as well have a guess, Liv. Is it the B, Braden Walsh? Bradley Walsh. Bradley Walsh. She's got it.

She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Nice. What a shocking round of Tradiverse Lady. But we got there in the end. Coming back from a long, long weekend. Xavier, if you answer questions in the forklift licence test the same way you do in Tradiverse Lady, maybe skip the test.

You can make one on Word anyway, Xavier. It's fine. Producer Ella came to us with a quandary this afternoon. I feel like a life question that I feel like you and I need to give her good influence about certain life questions, Clint. Yeah, it's a situation that everybody has been in. And she was asking, how do I get out of this situation, essentially?

Yeah. Producer Ella, what was the exact question that you asked us? I want to know, when you're at a restaurant, how politely, how do you get up and go, right, nice seeing you guys, see ya? When you've had enough. When you're with a group of you've had enough when you're with a group of friends yeah when you're with a group of friends so the dinner the dining part is finished yep everyone's done you're not leaving early because there's not a vegan dish on the menu

are you no no okay just checking just where the night is wrapped up yeah everyone's kind of finished and you don't want to get out of the small talk. Yeah, and it's kind of just lingering, and you're like, oh, okay, I'm ready. How do I not look rude? I know the exact situation that you're talking about. 100%. It happens all the time. I think because I'm older than you, I've got more callous with it.

So it's not really a problem for me anymore. I would just leave. But I totally understand where you are at with it. I really do. What do you think she should do? I think we should role play this thing. Yeah, let's give her some options. I think we should role play. So we're going to are at with it. I really do. What do you think she should do? I think we should role play this thing. Yeah, let's give her some options. I think we should role play.

So we're going to be at a dinner. Us four, me, you, Ella and Claudia. Okay. And the first one who's going to attempt to leave the dinner is Claudia. All right. Yeah, that was such good food. I know. Oh, so good.

I am so full. I'm so full. Really good food. Yeah, I good. I am stuck. Oh, my God, I'm stuck. I'm so full. Really good food. Yeah, I really enjoyed that. Yeah. What are you guys up to on the weekend? Have any of you guys seen that new movie about the Michael Jordan shoes? Oh, I'm going to it soon.

Oh, what's it called? Air. Air, I think. Yeah. Are you going to go? No, I probably won't go. I might go now, though. So I'm actually going to head out.

Smooth! I was going to say way too abrupt. Are we giving her a smooth for that? I mean, it was a good segue, but I feel like... As soon as you started talking about movies, I felt so trapped. You missed your opportunity. Claudia's like, damn it. It's like in a skipping rope.

You know when you're trying to enter the skipping rope and you're like, ugh. Yes. Now, when? Claudia has successfully left the skipping rope and you're like, oh. Yes. Now. When? Claudia has successfully left the dinner. I've got no friends left, but I'm out. It's only Ella, Bree and I left at the dinner now. Okay.

And the next person to leave will be me. All right. I mean, I think the weather's been quite good. Did you, Claudia, didn't you go to Lang's Beach on the weekend? How was that? Oh, it was beautiful. Yeah. Amazing weather.

Is there a dog beach? Hey, guys, can I just stop you there? I really need to go to the toilet. Oh. Did it wait? We're actually just in the middle of a conversation. Oh, well, we're just talking about Claudia's weekend. You don't have to announce it.

No, I really need to go to the toilet at my own house, so I'm going to go. Lang. Seriously? Way to kill the mood. I thought you did. No, no, need to go to the toilet at my own house, so I'm going to go. Blame. Seriously? Way to kill the mood. I thought you did. No, no good? Okay. I'm so gutted because mine was so similar to Clint's.

But wait, but wait. I'm going to do mine, similar to yours, but a little bit different. I didn't successfully leave the table, so I'll stay here with you guys. So... And Bree's going to leave next. Before you guys start talking, I have gotten up and I said, hey guys, I'm just going to go to the bathroom.

I'll be right back. Okay, cool. So I've left and you guys are talking. And she's really been a while. Bree's taking a long time in the bathroom. She must be doing a number. She is always in the bathroom for ages. She had a lot of dairy at dinner.

Yeah. And when she comes back, she kind of smells funny. Guys, guys, guys, pack up your stuff. We need to go now because what I just did in there, the police are going to come any minute. go now that's good it's quite good yeah

can i try now i feel confident yeah yeah yeah okay yeah so it's just me and you left at dinner now ella so even more awkward um so uh how are your kids um they're fine have you ever thought about um investing in Bitcoin? Yeah. No, I'm leaving. That's terrible. Can I show you my Sharesies portfolio? I've recently had a lot of success with ETFs.

I got Sharesies a couple of years ago. I'll show you tomorrow. Let's talk about it. I'm pretty tired now, though. I just got an email from my bank about the interest rate, too. I'm going to go now. You get the bill. Thank you.

Sorry, what? You get the bill. Thank you. Sorry, what? You get the bill. You're just going to walk out and leave me with the bill? That was awful. I feel like you need a little bit of work. You need to be real, I feel like, confident. Okay, what about Denise? Can we all critique this?

I feel like Claudia did the best job of picking the moment. Yeah. As much as I thought hers was a bad reason, I think you picked the moment. I feel like I was quite abrupt, quite confident. I feel like you made the moment. I feel like I ruined dinner. Get up, go, go, go! Guys, we need to leave.

It is a crime scene in there. Leave! CSI is going to be here any minute. I'm getting arrested! Whatever awkward dining situation when you find yourself a next, I hope that's helped. We're never coming back to this Indian restaurant again. Brian Clint.

Murphy's Law dictates that any time there is a public holiday, any time that the doctors or the vets or anything like that are closed, someone in your family will need to go to either a doctor or a vet. It always happens. That is Murphy's Law. That's how it works. It's pretty bloody annoying how it works like that. My cat, Ziggy, chose Friday, Good Friday, the Lord's Day, to...

Oh, she didn't eat meat and she's Catholic. Yeah, that might be it actually. Oh, no. She's had a rough end to Lent. Real rough. She gave up biscuits for Lent a rough end to Lent. Real rough. She gave up biscuits for Lent and then she gorged herself on the Friday. She forgot. Yeah.

Now, I don't know what was wrong with her. She's just off. You know when an animal is off? You can tell. It's the same as, you know, anything. When you are around them for so long, you can tell when something's not quite right. A kid, an animal, a person, you just know. Problem with an animal is they can't tell you

whether they're just having a bad morning or not. It is the small issue, yeah. So, packed the cat up into the cat cage, took it to the vet. Wait, what was she doing that made you feel like... Not really moving and kind of growling really low. I mean, that's a concern for a cat.

She's like, I'll try and do it. She's like, Oh, see, I know what that is. What? Because I make that same noise when I've got a heap of built up gas. She was just gassing. That's the noise that you make from your lactose intolerance after a block of cheese.

It's exactly right, yeah. Don't know what it was, put her in the cage, took her to the vet and they were like hey, just so you know, before you come, public holiday, it's going to be $280 to see the vet. And I was like, oh. And we've got great vets, by the way. Just to see the vet. And they told us up front, it's just the way that it is.

And I was like, yeah, that's fine. We just have to do it. We have to do it. We have to do it. We have to do it. It's a family member. You've got to take her. Took her in there and they're like, yeah,

we can't tell what's wrong with her, so we're going to have to sedate her and do some bloods and do some urine tests. It's going to cost heaps more. And it's going to be $1,000. Oh. And I went, it's fine. It's a family member. You've got to do it.

Just do it. Is that covered by pet insurance? It is. A certain amount. But with pet insurance, you've got to pay for it up front. So you've got to have Right You've got to have the thousand dollars

Ready to go in that situation Oh gutted Yeah Anyway did it Took two hours Great vets Love our vets They rang back and they said

My vets are your vets Yeah Love our vets And they said Oh good news There's nothing wrong Oh You're like

Is that good news Yeah I almost felt like Can you please find something wrong? Because I've just spent $1,000. Are you sure it's not gas? Please check. Anyway, I posted about it on Instagram about how it's always the way. I got a message from someone who said,

I took my cat to the emergency vets. I was concerned that she had fluid building up in her belly. I spent $300 to be told my cat was just fat. That poor cat. She's like, how dare you drag me down here just for the vet to tell me I'm fat. Someone else messaged and they said, we took our dog to the vet. We were concerned about a growth on his belly. We paid a lot of money for tests. Turns out it was an extra nipple. Amazing. I've seen a few of those, eh? I thought

we could ask this afternoon, what did your pet cost you? Okay. We love them. We have pet insurance for these reasons. A lot of us will go to extreme lengths to keep these animals healthy, alive. How much did you spend? What lengths did you go to for your animal? Similar to your story, my dog Whitney Houston, when she was a small puppy, one morning gets up and we'd had a party out in the living room. There was a few balloons hanging about, wasn't there? She busted a balloon, ate the whole balloon,

and it was a Sunday, had to take her down to the emergency vet, $350, and they gave her some stuff to make her throw it up. Yeah, but if they didn't get it out the mouth, when she farts, it would blow up out of her bum and you'd have a balloon inflated with dog farts. I mean, I quite like it. It'd be quite fun. Oh, $100 at M.

How much did you spend on your pet? Bonus points if it was a false alarm. Bree and Clint. We're asking you what you spend on your cat, or your dog, or your horse, whatever animal you have. Your Mexican walking fish. I had to take my cat to the emergency vets on Friday, Good Friday, Easter Friday.

Public holiday surcharge. Public holiday, special prices, special vets to be told, $1,000 later. There's nothing wrong with your cat. She had gas. I reckon it was gas. She had a bad attitude. Yeah, I reckon she had indigestion. Yeah, well, she's fine now.

Good. And I like to think that it was the $1,000 that cured her. Worth $1,000 for peace of mind, right, Clint? Pet insurance better pay out. But we want to know this afternoon, what did your pet cost you? Bonus points if the whole thing was a false alarm. Aaron's here. Aaron, what sort of animal are we talking about

we had a cat a beautiful little Tonkinese boy and I came home from work one day he was lying on the floor and just looked like

he'd been hit by a car oh no took him to the vet and they said oh what like your story don't know what's wrong with him we have to keep him in they rang me back

later that night and said that he had eaten something. It looked like a piece of plastic. Okay. Turned out it was the end of one of the kids' Nerf bullets. Oh, no way. Yeah, so that had perforated his bowel and messed up the whole inside of him.

Yeah. And she said, look, he'll probably make it through the night, but it's not going to be cheap. And by the end of the week, he was in intensive care at the vet for a week. $3,500. Oh, Aaron. Is he okay now? Well, he's gone now, but he was,

we probably had him for about another seven or eight years. Oh, okay, good, okay. It wasn't a Nerf bullet that killed him then. Yeah, it's not like you pay him money for nothing. Yeah. It was more old age. Yeah, good, okay. It wasn't a Nerf bullet that killed him then. Yeah, it's not like you pay him some money for nothing. Yeah. It was more old age and so you divide it up. Yeah, good. So he lived a long and happy life after the three and a half grand.

Those Nerf bullets are meant to be harmless. You know what's crazy? They're meant to be harmless. I swallowed one and I must have a big colon because it just went straight through. Fired out the other end. Just like a Nerf bullet. Hit the target. Lacey's here. Lacey, what's the other end. Just like a Nerf bullet. Hit the target.

Lacey's here. Lacey, what's the animal that we're talking about? My cat. Another cat. A bloody cat. Yeah, what did the cat, how much did the cat cost you, Lacey? So it was $1,400. It had an abscess in the gum under the tooth.

Oh, yeah. So, yeah, that was $1,400 and an emergency surgery. And then a month later, a dog killed the cat. No. Lacey, $1,400 investment. Yep. I didn't see the story going that way, Lacey. I'll be honest.

Yeah, Lacey, that was a real pullback and reveal situation there. You really. That was quite a dark end. You really trust him with one hand and then bam, around the corner, the cat's dead, eaten by a dog. Yep. Jeez. Lacey's dead, eaten by a dog. Yes. Lacey's like, just kidding.

He's like, nah, not kidding at all. No. Well, I actually had it happen, not that exact situation, but we spent $300 on a cat a few months ago and it was missing. So just like, oh, well, I might as well not spend money. Lacey, you're really doubling down, aren't you, Lacey? You're cursed in the cat department. Lacey's like, these things are meant to have nine lives.

Mine keep carking it. I spend money and they cark it. I love this text so much. Like, this text is brilliant. It says, when I was 10, my parents made me choose between camp and surgery for my cat that had a really low chance of survival. I chose the cat and she survived, but I never forgave my parents for making me choose.

That's horrific. That's traumatising. You don't put that on the kid. I would. You don't put that on the kid. I would have reported your parents. I feel like you send the kid to camp and hope for the best for the cat, but you don't make the decision the kids. What do you decide?

You don't put the onus on the child. I mean, I guess it teaches a good life lesson. You know? You can't always put yourself first. Rough though. Oh man, we are getting so many texts on this. This is insane. What about this one? My dog cost me a thousand000 because he ate my pin cushion.

Oh, that. I feel like that is bad. How would they get all the pins out? My dog cost me $10,000 in the first six months of having him. He got salmonella and a hernia. Thank God for pet insurance. You know what? That's what we should be getting back to with this conversation.

Thank God for pet insurance. Yes. I That's what we should be getting back to with this conversation Thank God for pet insurance I think we pay $10 a week Yeah, you know what is a great thing? Like I've got pet insurance for my two dogs Don't ask me if I've got it for myself Speaking of money This is interesting for anybody who Is a home executive

It's a condescending term for someone Who does all the housework. Oh, I've never heard of that before. Home executive. It might not be condescending. It sounds a bit condescending to me. Home executive. It's got girl boss vibes.

I'm talking about people whose job it is in the relationship to keep the house running. Really important job. Which is a lot of work. It's a lot of work, especially if there's kids involved. A Spanish court has ordered a businessman to pay his ex-wife for all the housework that she did over the course of their 25-year marriage.

Wow. Did they have kids? They had kids. Okay. Her name's Ivana, and her and her husband had a prenup that said whatever each party earned during the marriage was theirs alone. Okay. Well, that's so romantic.

It's a weird prenup to have. When you know that you're going to have the babies and have to stay home for a bit. Why would you sign that? Why would you sign that? Because you're the one that's doing all of the hard work at home, producing the children. You're doing the unpaid work.

Yeah. Yeah. But it's still work. Whatever each party earned during the marriage was theirs alone. It should have been whatever they produced during the marriage was theirs alone. And how long – And then she'll get the kids.

Did you just say they're expensive? Well, you know. Yeah. She could be like, these are mine. Yeah. Well, technically, yes, I produced these. How long did you say this marriage lasted? 25 years. God, I'm these. How long did you say this marriage lasted? 25 years.

God, I'm surprised it lasted that long. Well, for the majority of that 25 years, she was home, raising the kids, running the house, and the judge has worked out exactly how much money she's entitled to. She 100% is entitled to a good portion, half, I'd argue. Well, it doesn't matter about half. He's going to say she deserves to be paid for those years. So let's portion that out and go,

here's an income she earned while she was at home that she should have been paid for. 25 years. He based it off the annual minimum wage throughout their marriage. Rude. Yeah, that is rude. Whack her on minimum wage.

Do you think it's easy to raise children, do you? You do it, judge. Judge is like, no, I've got a wife at home for now. Anyway, 25 years. She's getting paid for 25 years. Oh, this is going to be so rough. $351,000. That is so rough.

Is it? Yes, for 25 years. And how many kids has she birthed? Two kids Two kids Two kids In my opinion, if you are in a relation If you're in a marriage

And you make the decision as a couple That obviously if she's going to be a stay-at-home mum And she's going to have children and raise the children And you're going to go off to work If it doesn't work out Then it's 50-50. Oh shit mate, I agree. Take it up with the judge.

Stupid judge. $14,000 a year that works out to. That's so so like little, isn't it? It's bullshit. Bullshit. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is

the latest live from LA with Zee McCarthy. The biggest story in entertainment over the weekend was the shock split of Taylor Swift's relationship, Dean. Yes, everyone is talking about this. Let me set the scene in case you were living under a rock or you were trapped in a well over the weekend. So Taylor Swift, Joe Alwyn, they've been dating for six years. They met at the Met Gala.

For their first year of dating, they were completely private. No one had an idea. They were not photographed together. They've never walked a red carpet. Anything. They have broken up. They have split. Who dumped who? What's the reason? Why did they split? I spoke to people close

to Taylor Swift yesterday. Everyone's shocked. Really, James? Yes, everyone is shocked. Now, let me just kind of like set the scene. So he's obviously an English actor. He lives over in the UK most of the time. He's an actor.

Like, he's a good actor, but he's not like a, you know, like he doesn't get like $20 million a movie. He's not like an Avengers star or anything like that. She, on the other hand, is arguably one of the biggest pop stars in the world. She's worth hundreds of millions of dollars. And I think that like, I think we can all agree, it would be so difficult to be in a relationship with someone that famous. And she managed to keep this one so private as well.

She did because obviously, you know, she'd done the other way and it hadn't worked out. She's obviously really cared about this guy and she wanted to keep it private. And six years is a long time to be with someone. And for it to not work out, I'm sure it's really hard on both of them. Ah, but relationships

end though, you know. She's busy. She's got tour to do. I mean, I get what you're saying, Dean. Like, if he's got his own thing and he lives in the UK, I mean... Maybe he just ran its course. I am open to dating her and I can fly around the world, sit at home with the cats. Or date him. Yeah, yeah. You'll date him.

Or him. I mean, I'm open to it. There you go. Plenty of people left to pick up the pieces. Can I say, though, I will say everyone in LA has been... There's another layer why we're extra shocked about this is because it was so private. This is very rare, you know.

Like they've never once walked a red carpet together. They went to the Golden Globes. They arrived separately. The first time they went to the Golden Globes, they didn't even sit together. And the second time they sat together and no one even saw them arrive. So for it to be so private,

and that's why a lot of fans are not that invested in this relationship because no one really knows anything about it. So true. They don't even know when they're together. Yeah, I had to Google the guy today. Totally. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dee McCarthy. Bree and Clint.

Clint, it is the biggest news in entertainment at the moment, and it's that Taylor Swift has broken up with or has ended the relationship with Joe Alwyn. Six years they were together and... Six years. I only learned what he looked like yesterday. They've been super private about their relationship, never walked a red carpet together.

But six years is a long time. And her longest relationship ever, it's very sad. There's not much news about why they've broken up. And I don't imagine we will get much because why start now? Because their relationship was so private. Do you think she wanted to be single on tour? No, I don't think that. It's not a bad thing.

I don't think that at all. Maybe she just wanted to. No. Maybe she's feeling 22 again. I don't think that It's not a bad thing I don't think that at all Maybe she just wanted to No Maybe she's feeling 22 again I don't know Maybe she just wants to Kick her heels up He's an actor

He lives in the UK Very sad news A lot of devastated Were they doing long distance for six years? I'd say so A lot of famous people do Really? I guess if you've got a private jet

And you can just pop over. Makes it easier. It's a bit different. I thought, I did some research because I thought we could go through a lot of the songs that have been about Joe over the years on all the different albums because I didn't realise how many songs were actually about him. No, me neither.

And this information is circulating the internet at the moment because of this news, so I thought we could go through some of them. The first album we're going to go into is Reputation. The Reputation album. This song was about Joe Alwyn. Ready for it? Jeez, this is an aggressive song to write about your boyfriend. Yeah, okay.

Also, this was another massive song, also about Joe, End Game. Some of the other songs off that album that were about Joe were Delicate, Don't Blame Me, So It Goes, Dancing With Our Hands Tied, Dress, Call It What You Want, New Year's Day, King Of My Heart. So in-game not for the Avengers. And gorgeous, huh? In-game wasn't for the Avengers, that song. Well, could have been for two reasons.

The timing kind of, yeah. Maybe she wrote it about him but then just thought, maybe if it gets picked up. Then I can have been for two reasons. The timing kind of, yeah. Maybe she wrote it about him, but then just thought, maybe if it gets picked up. Then I can make money off of it. Yeah, maybe. Which would be good. The Lover album, the song Lover was about him. I think we all realise this, right?

Absolutely. And I think when this Taylor Swift song came out, and everybody knew she was in this relationship that the media hadn't pried into yet. Yes. They're like, oh, she's happy. Yeah. She's really happy.

She's actually in a great relationship. And she's, you know, found her person. This song, I believe, is the one that she released not that long ago. A couple of weeks ago. A couple of weeks ago. But from the Lover album. But it was from this album, All The Girls You Loved Before. That's about Jo.

See, the cynical Easter egg hunter in me would go, why did she only release this a couple of weeks ago? If it's about Jo and you guys are breaking up, because they didn't break up on the weekend. We found out about it on the weekend. That's very true. What's the message in that song that relates to their relationship? The Swifties will be going through it for sure.

They'll figure it out. Some of the other songs off the Lover album that were about Joe were Cruel Summer, Paper Rings, False God, Cornelia Street, Daylight, I Think He Knows, Afterglow, London Boy, It's Nice To Have A Friend, Need. We're all about him apparently. The Folklore album, Invisible String and Peace were some of the songs off that album. Evermore had Willow, Long Story Short, Gold Rush.

But let's get into the latest album, the Midnight's album. Yeah. Because this is one she's released, obviously, in the last 12 months. And Lavender Haze was about him. Interesting. I didn't think of this as a particularly romantic song when I listened to it.

Yeah. Like lyrically. I'm just getting messages frantically from the biggest Taylor Swift fan ever, Megan, who is in the ZM office. Are you being auto-corrected? Hold on, wait. She's sending me so many.

She said from that album, Midnight, the song Sweet Nothing, they wrote together. Okay. They wrote that song together. Yeah. And the other song from that album that's about him was Mastermind. What if I told you none of it was accidental

Such a good song. The night that you saw me, I knew I wanted your body The Great War, also about him. God, the guy has left a huge mark. I've done the math and I've gone through, because there's heaps of songs off Midnight's album that are about him, Labyrinth, Snow on the Beach, Paris, heaps. I've done the math.

I think it's about 37 songs. And that's just the ones she's released. And when you break up with somebody, especially after six years, your entire next album is about that person as well. So does he get a credit? Like, does he get like a writing credit on any of the songs that are about him?

I don't know. Yeah, wow. Okay, still no word on whether she's bringing that tour to New Zealand, though, is there? Still no word. And no word on Australia either? No word on Australia yet either. Nothing yet.

I did see Forbes release what they think that tour is going to make. Apparently they think it's going to gross $1.5 billion. Oh, my God. Wild. Bree and Clint. I've been having this issue with my neck for the last hour where I felt like I've tweaked my neck and it's like pulling down the backside.

Anyway, I've just realised that a heap of my hair has been stuck in my necklace and it's been pulling and that's what it was. I thought you were going to say it was stuck in your neck folds. That too. Catching your head while you're trying to... That's when it's been pulling and that's what it was. I thought you were going to say it was stuck in your neck folds. That too. Catching your head while you're trying to. That's when it's real bad. That's when you really aren't in a good way.

Hey, there's new data that's been released. This is from the UK where they've surveyed a heap of people and asked them what is their biggest deal breaker when it comes to finding a partner. Interesting. And I've got the top 10 for you here. Shall we go through them? Let's start from...

Can I ask, before you do, are these gender specific? No. Or is it just across the board? It's across the board. So it's not men who do this thing or women who do this thing? It's just general. Okay. Yeah, it can be anyone.

Okay, sure. It doesn't matter about gender. Let's kick it off with a deal breaker for a lot of people and coming in at number 10, someone that parties too often. Ooh. Interesting. Party animals. Party boy.

Party boys. Party girl. Party gals. Yeah. Fun when you're young, not something i think you should construct your entire personality around no no because at a certain age you know a lot of people want to slow down i think i think i think you need to be able to operate in both gears, high and low. Yeah. Right? Yeah, totally. Number nine, reasons for biggest deal breakers, sorry, constantly on their phone. Oh, yeah, that's me.

As in you do it or your wife does it? I do it. You do it. Yeah. I mean, I think we all- We're working on it together. We all do it a bit. Yeah, we all do it a bit.

But yeah, if they're always on their phone- It's very annoying. Also if they're always like storying everything. If everything in their life is content. Yeah, deal breaker. Okay, how about you just hang out with me? How about you just remember this, wait, hear me out.

Remember the moment and be here for it. How about you take a photo of your eggs benedict with your mouth? Wow. And then remember how it tasted. Crazy. Number eight, if they didn't want to meet friends and family.

Oh, yeah, deal. That's a red flag. What are they hiding? Like, I mean, if you've been on two dates and they said, look, I'm not ready to meet your parents, I feel like that's fine. Or you've got like a notorious family. Yeah. Like you're part of some like Greek mafia and you're like,

come meet my father. And they're like, no, no, I'm okay. No, I'm good. No, thanks. There's a reason. Or they've hooked up with your sister. You know, one of those. I don't know where I'm up to, but another massive deal breaker

for relationships is bad listeners. Yeah. That's kind of the phone thing as well, is bad listeners. Yeah. That's kind of the phone thing as well, I feel like. Yeah. It's kind of joy. They're just not paying attention to you. Yeah. Which means that they're showing you that you're not important.

Yes. By not listening to you. Exactly. Yeah. Another one that came in very high is if they didn't have a job. Oh, yeah. That's a big deal breaker. that came in very high is if they didn't have a job. Oh, yeah. That's a big deal breaker.

And people go without jobs, but I think it comes to... What's a good reason, do you think? That they've just lost their job? Yeah, I mean, well, that's fair enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, unless it's for something... They lost their job, you know, they went into the... Well, they just lost their job for being lazy. Or they've done something real bad.

No, you never come in. Yeah. They stole the entire stationary cupboard. Let's leave the job one alone and move on. Yeah, let's move on. The next one is really flirty behaviour. People said they would end a relationship if their partner was constantly flirting with other people

even if it didn't result in cheating? Eh, insecure. I think a little bit of flirting here is fine. I do too. I mean, if it's constant with one person, then I mean, you're pushing it. But you know, you know the boundaries. We're getting into, these are now the top four things that people over in the UK said were the biggest deal breakers.

Smokers. Oh, really? Massive deal breaker. Yeah. Which I feel like that one has gotten more and more as smoking has kind of, you know. Isn't smoking having a moment again though? Isn't it coming back around? Clint, we've talked.

No, it's not. Okay. We'll leave that one alone. It is definitely not. We know vapes are dangerous. Has there been enough research into cigarettes yet is what I'm asking. I'm just saying. What does the science say?

I think 50 years of research I think is pretty solid. Can I just, can I just? I'm joking. Yeah. I'm joking. I'm joking. Why are you winking at me? I'm not winking, okay?

I'm just joking, okay? Drinking too much was number three. Okay. Kind of in the party category. Kind of in the party category. Oh, no, it's not. There's party drinking and then there's sad drinking, eh? Like every night drinking.

There's just like home drinking. You know, a whole bottle of red wine on a Tuesday. On a Tuesday with your spag bol. Hey, that's... Delicious. That's delicious is what that is. That's what I'm doing tonight. Just not every Tuesday.

Yeah, not every Tuesday Yeah not every Every now and then is fine Bad hygiene was number two Yep For biggest deal breakers And what do you think I'm going to give you one guess Is the number one

Biggest deal breaker For people When it comes to partners Ugly facial features No No to partners? Ugly facial features. No. No. Poor.

No. Oh, being poor. I thought you were going to say like poor writing skills. Just poor, yeah. I don't know, I can't guess. The number one. Because mine would be hygiene. Hygiene's big. Hygiene Just poor, yeah. No, I don't know. I don't know. I can't guess. The number one. Because mine would be hygiene. Hygiene's big. Mine would be hygiene.

Hygiene is big. Yeah, yeah. The number one reason. No dirty girls around here, please. Number one. Bring a steel breaker. Liars. Oh, yeah.

Makes sense. But also, wash yourself regularly, okay? Also, poor, stinky, ugly people. Again, I'm joking. Everything I say. Put out the cigarette. We're in the studio, for God's sake. 95% of what I say on this show, I'm joking.

Anyway, we've got to go. I've got to duck outside for five minutes. Is that a Winnie Blue? Free and Clint. Free and Clint. All I want got to duck outside for five minutes. Is that a Winnie Blue? Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. But before that, we've got to do your birthday banger for a Tuesday. This is where you call up, tell us your birthdays,

and we figure out the number one song on your 16th birthday. How much chocolate did you eat over the long weekend, Nicole? Nicola, it's too much. Too much. Yeah. Too much, Nicola. What's too much. Too much. Yeah. Too much, Nicola. What's your favourite type of chocolate? Dairy milk, but I try and eat dark so that I don't eat too much.

No, Nicola! Don't do that. Don't do it to yourself. That's like saying I love something, but I try and have something else, which is not as good. I take a wide berth when it comes to dark chocolate. I'm like, if you're going to do it, do it properly. Just go in. Anyway, let's do your birthday banger, Nicola. What's your date of birth?

23rd of March, 1976. Alright, Nicola, that means you're 16 in 1992 and on your 16th birthday this would have been number one. Vibes. Take me to the place I love. From the Coneheads soundtrack.

Was it? I'm pretty sure it's from the Coneheads soundtrack. That's Red Hot Chili Peppers, Under the Bridge. You a fan, Nicola? Yeah, yeah, I like it. It's a good vibe, yeah. Do you remember the Coneheads movie? How creepy were those things?

That was a weird movie. Dan Aykroyd. Was. Dan Aykroyd? Was it Dan Aykroyd? It was the guy from 30 Rock from the Sun, wasn't it? Was it? Yeah. And it's weird. Third Rock from the Sun.

Third Rock from the Sun. You're confusing it with 30 Rock. Yes, I am. And Buzzy, that movie, they were all smoking cones when they made it. Nicola, just to be clear, do you like your birthday banger? Yes, yep. Okay, cool. Wait there. I think it's a good one. We're going to do one for Sophia. Hi, Sophia.

Hi, Sophia. Hi. How was your long, long weekend? Good, good. We've been up in Hamilton. It's been wonderful. Delightful. Oh, lovely. You're not on the dark chocolates, are you, Sophia? No, God, no. Milk chocolate. Yeah, good. Good girl.

Love that. The real hard stuff, Sophia. You know? You've got to do it properly. What's your birthday, mate? 9th of Jan, 1980. All right, Sophia. You were 16 in 1996.

You're a Capricorn, and this is your birthday baguette. R.I.P. Coolio. He just passed away. I know. So sad. Sophia, do you like Gangsta's Paradise? I do, I do. Who doesn't?

It's such a good song. Okay, wait there. Love that birthday banger. We're going to do one more for Dania. Hi, Dania. Hi, Dania. Hi. How was your weekend, mate?

Yeah, yeah. It was just another weekend, really. Oh, Dania. Hi, Dania. Hi. How was your weekend, mate? Yeah, it was just another weekend, really. Oh, yeah? Oh. Did you have a bit of chocolate, though? Yeah, when my 15-month-old son wasn't trying to steal it. Sounds like you've had an exhausting weekend, Dania, with your 15-month-old son. So let's do your birthday banger for you. What's your date of birth?

26th of March, 1990. All right, Daniel, you were 16 in 2006, a time before you had your baby and you had enough sleep, and here's your birthday banger. Oh, yeah. Beyonce. Do you like it? Check on it.

Do you like it? Queen B it. Do you like it? Queen B. It's a banger. It's a banger. That is a great song from Beyonce. Okay, we've got a tough decision. I like all of those songs. Me too.

I don't know what to pick. I vote with my Rotorua roots, and I'm going for Coolio, Gangsta's Paradise. I think I'm going Red Hot Chili Peppers, Under the Bridge. Yeah.

I think I am sorry sorry I thought that would be your third option nah okay we go to split vote we go to Claudia Claudia what's the decision this afternoon why do you guys do this to me

because we like to punish you I think that I'm with Bree for the first time possibly all year ever maybe ever yeah that means

Nicola's taking it out. Hey, well done Nicola. Woohoo! I totally thought you guys would go for Beyonce. There we go. We always surprise you. Treat yourself to an extra square of dark chocolate tonight, girl. You've earned it. 98% cacao, Nicola.

What's your face all twist up when it hits your tongue? No, I swear it's good. Brent Glynn is a birthday banger On City See you mate Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner Sometimes I feel like

My only friend Is the city I live in The city of angels. Lonely as I am, together we cry. Brianne Clint. ZM Brianne Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger today from 1992 for Nicola is the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Under the Bridge. How old does that make that song?

30 years? 31 years? Are you joking? 92. Yes, 31 years. Wow. The Red Hot Chili Peppers here last year? I don't know.

You went. Started this year. Was it? It's all meshed into one, to be honest. With Post Malone? Yes. They were in that shitty summer that never happened. That's why it's a big blur. They came over summer but nobody really knows when summer started or ended.

Nah, I can't tell the difference, yeah. I want to talk about Chloe Swarbrick for a second. Okay, Boomer. Oh, the Swar-dog. The old Swar-dog. Old Swazzy Swar-dog. Swar-dog. I believe, and we need to check with her, but Ella, I'm pretty sure, Ella has a major crush on Chloe Swardog. On the Swardog.

Yeah, she's got the Green Party sweatshirt. She's a pretty big celeb for you. Have you got the sweats for Swardog? She's cool. That's all I'll say. She is cool. Yeah, and she's doing a lot for the environment. Go, Chloe.

How old's the Swardog? 30. Nah, no chance. No, she's's doing a lot for the environment. Go, Chloe. How old's the swore dog? 30? Nah, no chance. No, she's not that old. I reckon 27. She's so smart for 27. I reckon she's about 27 too. I'll place a bet on 27.

28. 28. 28 years of age. Anyway, she's been embroiled in a serious roasting. Is it a roasting? I feel like she's not the one that should be embarrassed by this. No, she shouldn't. It's the other person that's accidentally text the group text.

But never nice to know that people are talking about you behind your back. Although I feel like that's par for the course as a politician. But you don't expect members of your own party to be doing this. Yeah, a little bit disappointing. On Thursday, another member of the Green Party by the name of Elizabeth Kerekere sent a message that I think was meant to be to one person. But she sent it to the group.

But she sent it to the entire Green Party group chat. Oh, Elizabeth. Oh, no. It was while Chloe was up speaking in Parliament. Oh, no! And the message read, Oh, my God, what a crybaby. Elizabeth, oh no. It was while Chloe was up speaking in Parliament. Oh no. And the message read, oh my God, what a crybaby. And it's from her own party member. No.

Oh, can you imagine Elizabeth when she realised what she'd done? Everything that gets said in Parliament has to be filmed and it has to be streamed live on Parliament TV. So when this message comes through. My favourite channel. You can see other members of the Green Party sitting behind Chloe, like Golreis, open their phone. Snickering and talking about it.

They see the message and they just go, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Have you seen this? Look what just happened. I don't think Elizabeth knows what she's done. Elizabeth has just sent the group text. Oh, my God, girl. You will not believe the tea that I'm about to spill.

Look at this. Look. Oh, Elizabeth is going to be in so much trouble. Green Party MP Elizabeth Kere Kere later sent another message saying she was sorry and that she'd actually sent that message to the wrong chat. That actually wasn't about Chloe, that message. It was about somebody. She was talking to somebody else about somebody else.

So it actually had nothing to do with Chloe, that message. Is that what she said? Yeah, it is, yeah. And I think perfectly covered up. I 100% believe her. Happens though, eh? Happens. Oh, mate, it's happened to the best of us.

And everyone, that is the default answer is, shit, sorry, wrong chat. But everybody knows. Everyone knows. Everybody knows. Do you, if it was you, if you're Elizabeth in that situation, do you own it? And you go, yeah, well, you were being a bit of a crybaby,

if I'm honest. Or do you take the route she's taken and say, oh, that was about someone else? I don't know. It's hard, isn't it? I don't know. I feel like if I was the swore dog, I would respect it more if Elizabeth goes,

yeah, what's about you? And, you know, that's what I think. And to which, because she is one, Chloe would have replied. Okay, boomer. You know, and then they all move on. And then they bury the hatchet. They go out and they have the Greens credit card and they have some Jager bombs.

They go to Wellington's best vegan restaurant. You know, drink some Jager bombs. They go to Wellington's best vegan restaurant. You know, drink some Jager bombs. That's organic. Yeah, they have some herbal teas. And they bury the hatchet. They smoke a big spliff and they move on. And that's it. I want to ask the question this afternoon.

Who talks shit about you to you? It could have been by accident. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or maybe just straight to your face. No, I want to know the accident ones. I want to know the ones where they were like clearly talking about you. They were clearly like, you know, just being salty behind your back. And you were never meant to hear.

But they have either said it in a chat that you're a part of or they've said it to somebody while you're standing behind them or they've said it to you not thinking it was you. Maybe it was Halloween and you were wearing a mask. Someone's talked shit right to my face and they didn't realise it was me. And I met this person out in public and they go to me, oh, you're that girl from The Edge. And I just said, yeah, that's me.

And they go, oh, yeah, I love The Edge. So much better than ZM with that annoying Aussie chick on there. They did not say that to you. They did. And then I just went with it and I was real rude to them and said I was Sharon from The Edge. Bree and Clint. Please welcome to the studio National Treasure

and the winner of Season 1 of RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under, it's our friend K Keita Mayne. You've got a currency, Clint. Oh, thank you. She's a queen. Queen of New Zealand. Thank you. You really are pleasant peasants, is that it?

Pleasant peasants. Thank you. That's a compliment for us. Keita's here because you're going on tour around the country. I am. I don't think you're allowed to leave the greater CBD area. You're doing a heap of shows, right? It kicks off tomorrow night.

Yes. I'm starting in Whangarei tomorrow and doing 15 shows around New Zealand, which is super exciting. You're going to be in Auckland, Hamilton, Tauranga, Napier, Dunedin, Queenstown, Hokitika, Christchurch and Carterton? Yeah. You're going all over the shop. Can, Hokitika, Christchurch and Carterton? Yeah. You're going all over the shop. Can I just say my uncle is the mayor of Carterton.

So if you wanted to be... Is he hot? Yeah. If you wanted to be restrained in the mayoral chains, I could perhaps look into organising that for you. No take back. Well, he can take my back, but no take back. If you're loving this and you want to see Keita,

go get your tickets right now, eventfinder.co.nz. The show's called Delightfully Camp, which I mean, you thought you'd get something that actually described you, but you went real left field. Well, you know, I think like camp is the embodiment of just having fun. And Delightfully Camp is everything in every single part of me. The show is a lot of things, right?

Including singing and dancing and everything happens in a Ketamine show. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, everything. Mostly it's all in my head on the Ketamine show. But I sing, I dance. Well, I loosely wobble, but, you know, I consider it dancing. We're going to be treated to a live performance. Oh, goodness. Okay. Are you still up for consider it dancing. We're going to be treated to a live performance this afternoon.

Oh, goodness, okay. Are you still up for this? Yes, can we auto-tune live? I mean, yeah, yeah, of course we can. Jason Derulo. So we've got a microphone there for you. Do you want to intro it or say anything about it? Yeah, I wrote it for the USA,

and it basically comes along with a magic, quick change magic routine when I do it live, but you're going to get just the vocals only. Okay. You only get the oral version. Sounds good to me. All right, Keita. Well, here you go. Taking the Delightfully Camp tour around the country,

please give it up for a special live in-studio performance from Keita Mane. Woo! Ooh, that sounds familiar. Let's go, Mane! What up, Bob? Ooh! Ha!

Drag race has a thousand queens There's every kind of girl What started in the USA Has grown all around the world The UK has the Vivian. Canada, Brooklyn Heights. Thailand has Panjana Heels all slaying it every night. Let me introduce myself.

My name is Ketamine. All aboard and rest assured you ain't never met a queen like me. We feeling good today, Zidane? Yeah! Oh, have a little slice of something nice. The drag queens from down under, we're the bottoms of the earth. I'm Giddy Gay and I'm here to play, so let me feel your girth. And take a little bite and drink my specialty.

Step inside this wild ride. You have never met a queen like me. Dance break. Yeah, girl. Oh, you've got the smooth break. Can most queens do this? Ooh, can most queens do that? You know what I'm talking about.

Ooh, look what I just pulled on my little head. Can most queens do tap? Not me, apparently. And gorgeous hair. And those queens go abracadabra, make a wish, and make their dress disappear. Life is one big pride parade, and I'm a rainbow flag. Join my crew, including you, Clint, that's straight why I f***ed and dragged. I'm the wonder from down under, yeah.

The Kiwi girl who flies. I'm the answer to that question, darlings. Who ate all the pie? You've had a little bump off your vestigatamine. So let's walk on proud and live out loud. You ain't never met a queen, never met a queen. Never met a queen, never met a queen. You ain't never met a queen like me.

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Search Delightfully Camp. Keita Mean, thank you so much. Oh, thank you so much for having me. You can have me again any time. I don't know if we can handle you again today. We love to drag things out on this show, Clint, and this is the longest radio reveal ever because a couple of months ago you were having some drama with your eyes you couldn't

see anything here on the screen well i couldn't read the names of the people who were calling up yeah look we've got an example here uh this is what it sounded like they are 26 and she's a twin and so is her dad whoa they're from auckland to the. Eight. And they just became a qualified builder. Welcome to the show, Christy. Kirstie. Kirstie. Yeah, hello. All right, that's enough.

Look, there's a lot. There was a lot. And as a good friend to you, Clint, I suggested you should go get your eyes checked. You're in that danger zone now where things are going south. Okay. Yes, I needed an eye test. And you got one. And the good people at Bailey Nelson said, yeah,

there's a little bit of problem there. You had short-sightedness with astigmatism in both eyes, and they deemed that it would be beneficial for you to get a pair of glasses. Correct. And if you haven't heard on the show, the way we chose the frames, because it's a big decision, you know, you've never worn glasses before, is that we left it up to chance.

We put a bunch of frames, beautiful frames from Bailey Nelson on a wheel and you had to spin the wheel. There were some that looked like the old ladies on Coronation Street would wear, some that looked like a pasty old university lecturer. They were like aviators. There was some shocking ones. Lucky for you, you landed on a delightful pair. They were

pink frames and guess what has just come into the studio? Your new glasses. My prescription. Your new prescription glasses. And what we're going to do is, because you're probably asking, how long am I going to wear these frames for? Is this my new look?

Is this what it's going to be like? How long do I have to wear them for? Well, we're about to decide that with a fun little game with the girls from the ZM office. Welcome to the studio, ladies. Look, you would argue that the girls at the ZM office knows what's trendy. They're all very stylish.

Super trendy ladies. Yep, yep. They're young, they're hip. They've all got the coolest, newest Frank Green drink bottle colour. Exactly. They know what's cool. They know what's cool. So here's what we're going to do.

I've got the frames here. You're going to put them on. You're not going to get to look at them yet. Okay. Not yet. Yeah. All the girls from the ZM office are going to decide on how long're not going to get to look at them yet. Okay. Not yet. Yeah. All the girls from the ZM office are going to decide on how long you're going to wear these frames for

based on how good you think they look. Okay, girls? So when you're ready, pop on your new glasses. We'll give the girls from the office. Oh, I love them. I love them. So girls from the ZM office, you're going to decide if it's one month. A couple of them are holding their hands over their mouth.

Like they've just seen some kind of accident. Is it one month, two months or three months? So you're voting on the longer he wears them if they look amazing. Okay. So we'll start with Larissa. Is it one, two or three? One week. One week. That wasn't an option. No, so we'll start with Larissa. Is it one, two or three? One week. One week.

That wasn't an option, but okay. Petra, would you step up to the mic? A generous one month. You want me to wear these for one month? Just a month, yeah. Okay. Okay, that's nice. Lovely.

Petra says one month. Lucy? When do I get to see these? After we've voted. Okay, right. I'm already getting used to them, so I'm going to say three months. Three months from Lucy. Okay, she's confident.

I mean, I do obviously need glasses, so... You need them. It's money that I don't have to spend. Exactly. Megan, what are you voting for? I'm going to go one month. It's giving Deirdre from Coronation Street. That's what I thought.

But I kind of like it. Okay. You kind of remind me of my nonna. Deirdre. All right, one month from Megan. I think give anything a go for four weeks. So one month. One month.

See how you get on. There's a lot of one months in there, which means everyone has decided you will be wearing these for one month. Yay. Okay? Wonderful. So now that you know. Can I just see the glasses, please? Now that you know how long you're wearing them for, when you're ready Okay? Wonderful. So now that you know. Can I just see the glasses please? Now that you

know how long you're wearing them for, when you're ready I'm handing you a mirror. Oh my god. What would you. I look like I'm wearing these on purpose. Like if I was outside of the studio and somebody saw me wearing these they'd just go, what a poser. You look like Guy Williams if he went real hipster

I love it, I think it's great It just takes time to get used to them Can I say though Shit, I can see well Is it? I can read exactly, I can read everything that it says up there Read the top button on the button bar What does that say?

It says ZM Major Trailer Nice, that works! You know, And that's the main thing. Well, if you see me out in public, words of encouragement, please. Tell him he's hot. Tell him I'm hot. Tell him he looks studious. Sexy studious. What does

studious mean? It means smart stuff. Thanks for my new glasses. You're welcome. Thank you, Bailey Nelson. He looks fantastic. Bree and Clint. Zidim, Bree and Clint. That's Taylor Swift and all the girls you, Bailey Nelson. He looks fantastic. Brie and Clint. ZM Brie and Clint. That's Taylor Swift and All The Girls You've Loved Before, a song which Brie revealed to us earlier in the show is about her ex-boyfriend Joe.

Yeah, which the news broke about them over the weekend that their six-year relationship has ended. Done. And then you made a really interesting point because we're talking about all the songs from the past however many albums that have been about him and there's a lot, there's like 37. And you said that that one there was recently released,

like a couple of months ago. No, a couple of weeks ago. A couple of weeks ago. Yeah. And obviously they didn't break up on the weekend, so she would have already known that the relationship. Yeah, celebrities have broken up for ages before you find out. Yeah.

So why that song? Why did she release that song? What's the message inside that song? Because if there's one thing we know about Taylor Swift, she doesn't do anything by accident. No, there's always Easter eggs, and there's always little things hidden in plain sight. Yeah.

So, I mean, go back and have a listen to it if you... Go do your detective work. Yeah. We're out of here. Can I just recommend, I don't think anybody is watching this show except me, but if you are watching Succession... I've seen everyone talking about it over the weekend.

If you haven't watched yesterday's episode yet, and you can make it home without going on social media. You have to do it. It is one of the greatest episodes of TV I've ever seen. Really? Yeah. I can't even explain why. It is just.

Can I just say this? If you have seen it, the scene, which is the scene when they're all on the boat, it's 27 minutes long, this scene. And it was all shot in one take. Oh, like Birdman. But on three different cameras. It's not a single shot. Right.

But they shoot this TV show on film, like actual film. Okay. You can only have 10 minutes of footage of film on each camera, so they had to have two cameras constantly filming with a third camera ready to change out when one of them ran out of film, but they had to reload that camera, so hidden around the set so they didn't have to leave the set rolls of film in

different places where they reloaded the camera and kept going while they were filming this scene. Seems very hipstery to me. Like, next minute you'll tell me you're into coffee that's strained through a shoe and it's mushroom flavoured or something. Not yet, but I mean, there's always tomorrow. You never, hey, it could be delicious.

There you go, succession. Succession. If you were watching it, apparently last episode, one of the best episodes of TV ever. Apparently. Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you guys back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. Bye, guys. Bye.

Oh, perfect timing. We nailed that. Oh, we nailed it. Go now, though. Yeah. Oh perfect timing We nailed that Go now though