ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 11th April 2024

Episode Date: April 11, 2024

Did Bree brown-eye someone?  When did someone steal your leftovers.  Wildest lies a guy has told you.  What'd you leave on the roof of your car??  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint, thanks to KFC. You can save like a boss with KFC's Colonel Fix from $9.99. ZM's Bree and Clint. Hi everybody. It's taken six years, but Bree and I have just started to become the show that demands coffee from our producing team. Yeah. Up until now we've been incredibly grounded, incredibly

humble as presenters, but it's just changed. And now we want grounded coffee beans, please, in the studio right now. See, the problem here is that I decided this week I was going to be the diva. True. Oh, your diva is your diva. You can't be the diva if we're in our diva era.

Why can't we all be diva? I want to wear sunglasses. Could we be like... Someone has to be our bitch. Who are we going to boss around? Fine. Ross Boss? Turn it back on him.

Is Ross Boss in there? No, Ella just sighed and volunteered. What do you do? I'll literally be a diva. What coffee do you want? Just a flat... Nothing special, just a flat white, please. Okay, sure.

What do you want? Can I have a, well, I mean, it is three o'clock, a quarter strength cappuccino, please. They don't exist. Extra hot. Just drink half the coffee. You can't get a quarter. That's a good idea. Just drink half a half.

Yeah, that's a good idea. Hey, today on the show, we're adding to car at four o'clock. Is today the day that we do the thing that we wanted to do? Is it today? What's the... Is today the day that we give the item away for add to cart that we want or is that still coming a little bit later? No, that's next week.

It's on Monday next week. We can let people know, though, Monday's add to cart. PS5. I am not going to be... I'm going to call Insect for work just so I can win the Add to Cart. Yeah. So no PS5 today, but it's coming. We've managed to secure it.

Thanks to One Roof. We've managed to secure a PS5. How good? Thank you, One Roof. We asked, you listened and delivered. Let's rip into, oh, sorry. So item at 4 o'clock, win them at 5 o'clock with Add to Cart. But let's rip into Tradiverse Lady first.

$50 cash on the line. If you want to play, give us a call now. 0800 DIAL ZM. Brian Clint, this song is literally everywhere right now. Oh, she's going to get the coffee.

Yes. We made an impact. His new hosier on ZM. Quarter strength. Yes, please. Brian Clint. Our coffee has arrived. Thank you.

Producer Ella. The show can get back on Clint. Our coffee has arrived. Thank you. Producer Ella. The show can get back on track. You. Did Bree get a quarter strength? I said quarter or half. Quarter or half. You're my new favourite producer. Sorry, Claudia.

It's Treaty versus Lady. Three, two, one. If that is a good quarter strength coffee, Ella. Very nice. Very weak. It's pretty much milk. I'm over here on a double and you're on a quarter. Who's the smart one?

Let's go. Chady versus Lady. The Lady's are two points ahead, 30 to 28. Lady this afternoon is calling from the Bay of Plenty. She's in Tauranga. She's 30 years old and she used to try and break her arm on purpose because she wanted a cast. What?

Call a therapist. It's Hayley. Hello. Hayley, how would you try and break your arm? I'd be on the top bunk and try to wrap my arm around the mutual bar and then jump off. Hayley. Oh, my God. I know. Now that sounds terrible, but as a kid, mutual bar and then jump off. Hayley! I know, now that sounds terrible, but as a kid

that's just a great idea. Also, how strong must your arms be if you've never broken one? I know. You're a classy girl, aren't you? Classy. I'd be scared to date, I'm not going to lie Hayley, I'd be scared to date you. I've changed, I swear.

She only tries to break people's arms now. Not her own. Oh, yeah. You're taking on our trading today from Auckland. He's 39 and he

doesn't use a level when building. He just wings it and apparently he nails it every time. Don't build my house. It's Ed. Hey, guys.

Ed, that is very concerning on multiple levels. You know what? I actually get it right majority of the time. I don't want majority. I don't want majority. I want 100%. 100%.

Have you seen that guy on TikTok? I'm usually like a degree or two off. Okay. Have you seen that guy on TikTok who has tattooed a tape measure onto his index finger? Genius. No, no, I have not. So he can use his finger to measure things. It's such a good idea.

Yeah. Such a practical tattoo. Okay. Ed, your buzzer is tradie. Hayley, your lady, the first one of you to get three correct gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Arabica, Robusta and Liberica are all varieties of what?

Hayley. Yes, Hayley. Yeah. Oh, no. Not a bad guess. Ed? You might pronounce it Arab... She's got me all...

I'm going to say coffee. Yeah, well done. How did I say it? I don't know, but you've said it wrong so many times in the lead up to this that I don't remember how to say Arabica correctly anymore. Arabica. Yeah, I kind of thought that was it. Yeah.

Oh, don't you jump on the bandwagon, Ed. But I'll give you the point anyway. It's one to the trade. Here's question number two. Name the movie Tom Hanks stars in where he's stranded on a tropical island. Yes, Ed. Castaway. It is.

The rest of the question was, and his only friend is a volleyball named Wilson. Castaway is the correct answer. All right, Hayley, you need this one to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. I make it my own. Not the best idea.

His new girlfriend's there. Oh, my gosh. She's in the country this weekend. Hayley. Hayley. Hayley. SZA. Yeah, it is SZA. A tradie.

Well done. Nice one. I'm not the tradie, sorry, lady. It's okay, we got you. We got you. You had all your bases covered. It is SZA. Can't wait to see that show.

One to the ladies, two to the tradies. Question number four. Who is considered the father of relativity theory? Cody. Yes, Ed. Einstein? It is Einstein. He's got it.

Albert Einstein is correct, and it gives you the win, Ed. Nice work. Cheers, guys. Just like a spirit level, you've bluffed your way to victory. Congratulations. We've got 50 bucksed your way to victory. Congratulations. We've got 50 bucks coming your way thanks to KFC. Thanks, guys. Nice work.

Brings the tradies one point closer. There's only one point in it now again. I want to know if he guesses his measurements too. I don't want to know anything. Let's talk about petty sibling fights because we've all had them. Oh, yeah. If you've got a sibling, you've had a petty fight with them in your lifetime. From the start as well.

From the get. Watching my three and four-year-olds at the moment. Oh, it's bound to happen. They are best friends and they love each other and they hug and they hang out all the time and they have the most petty fights you have ever seen. It's the biggest love-hate relationship of your life. A hundred percent. You know, and I read about this one and I thought,

God, that's relatable. So there's these two sisters, right? They live quite close together. One of the sisters has a couple of kids. They're really quite young. The other sister is yet to have any kids. Sure. But they live close together.

The younger sister, the one that doesn't have kids um babysits for her older sister sometimes when her and her husband want to go out yeah and she's like you know i'll babysit that's all good just let me know but the older sister pays her for it sure okay i think like a pretty standard kind of rate um and then everyone doesn't feel guilty and that's how they do it. Apparently, recently, one of the kids had a birthday party where they ordered quite an expensive cake. Sure. So that was like two weeks ago. The younger sister comes over to babysit.

She's babysitting the two kids. She sees this two-week-old cake in the fridge. Oh. And she goes, I'm going-old cake in the fridge. Oh. And she goes, I'm going to have a bit of that. Two weeks old. Apparently that's what the story says. It was two weeks old. Okay.

So it's pretty old at that point. Probably stale. I reckon you've got a week. Yeah. But anyway, that's fine. If she was at the birthday party, she would know how old the cake was. Exactly. She knew because she was at the birthday party.

She ends up having one slice of cake and she has another slice. She's obviously hungry. Has two slices of cake. Pretty much nearly finishes it off. Yeah. The older sister gets home, realises that the cake's been eaten and she's ropeable. Oh, no.

Says that the cake was really expensive and it was rude of her to eat the last of the cake and she's going to take it out of her babysitting fees. Nah. No, no, no, no. Not fair. No, no. Babysitters, apart from the booze cabinet,

because you need them to be on form, I feel like they can help themselves. Unless it's like a meal that is pre-prepared that hasn't been eaten yet. Leftover birthday cake? That's free game. Fill your boots. That is free game.

She is doing you a favour. I know you're paying her. Yeah. But she, like, do you know what I mean? Like, if that was me. Also, you had two weeks to eat it. It's two weeks old. You also could have put it in the freezer if you really wanted it to be saved. She wouldn't have eaten it if it was in the freezer.

Yeah, exactly. Apparently, the older sister's saying that it was a really expensive cake. It was like an $80 or $90 cake. Yeah. And that she expects around $20 or $30 to replace the two pieces. Get rekt. If I'm doing that for you- I'd never babysit again.

I'd be like, sweet. Okay, this is what I'm doing. This is what I'm doing. If I want to be petty and I'm the sister who did the babysitting, okay, fine. I'll buy the $90 cake. I'll eat $70 worth of it. I'll put the $20 worth of it in the fridge for two weeks. And I will give her it after two weeks.

And you can have the two-week-old two pieces. You can have the two-week-old two pieces that I ate. But that's how siblings should do it. Correct. That's how petty it should get. But I do, like, I'm totally on the younger sister's side with this. Like, I think just ridiculous. But a little part of me understands.

You know when you become, like, attached to leftovers? Yeah. Like, for me as a person, as an adult, if there's leftovers that I'm super excited about, and this happens to me often, not all the time, but when there's particular leftovers where I am very attached. Like I'm thinking about it all day. It's getting me through the day to get home to eat those leftovers.

Often happens when you've had a hard day. And you're looking forward to it. And you just know there's light at the end of the tunnel and that light is lasagna coloured. And you know you don't have to cook dinner. Hell yeah. Because there's leftovers there. Preach it. Or it's the opposite. It's like I know tomorrow's going to be a stink day

but I know that I'm going to have, I'll have some spag bol to take to work for lunch. It really is true. Leftovers are the beacon of light in some days. So we want to know who stole your beacon by eating your leftovers. Who ate the leftovers and what were they and how seriously did you take it?

Or vice versa, did you eat the leftovers and how psycho did somebody go at you for eating them? Was there a divorce filed over leftovers or maybe a meeting with HR was called because someone ate your leftovers at work? Bree and Clint. Do you get a little bit crazy over leftovers? I get it.

I understand. Like if someone eats leftovers that I've been thinking about all day, oh, I have a rage blackout. And boy, are people getting crazy over these leftovers. Some of these texts that are coming through, like you guys are physically and emotionally attached to that old pasta. You know? 100% you are.

Jamie's caught up on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Jamie. Hi. Tell us, Jamie, who ate your leftovers? Well, it was actually me. My husband and I had the biggest fight of our relationship over leftover sandwich. Leftover sandwich?

Over a sandwich. So we were a little bit tiffy with each other already, but I came inside and grabbed it and sat down and started eating. There wasn't enough for both of us. And he walked in and he looked at me and he's like, what are you doing? I'm eating the sandwich. And he's like, well, have you made me one? Is there enough for me?

Oh, no. And I was like, no. And he pretty much said that it was very rude. And we had a massive argument over it, and we slept in separate rooms. Jamie, it wasn't even the sandwich at that point, was it? That was just the sandwich that broke the camel's back. It was over a sandwich. Must have been a hell of a sandwich, Jamie.

Can you describe what it was? Oh, I couldn't even remember. Can't even remember. And that's what ticks him off even more, Jamie. You didn't even care about that sandwich. You didn't even care enough to know what was in it. It might be the most relatable story ever told on our show, Jamie.

Well done. Someone texted in and said, I get psycho over leftovers. I pay my dues and I eat the gross ones. And then hubby comes along and snakes are only spag bol left. It is not on. I agree. That is so unfair because some people are sitting on grenades and eating the crappy leftovers.

And then you cannot just eat the good ones and not the bad ones. You need to pay your dues. I agree. Someone's text through. This story sounds very familiar. Do you want to, you tell me if you recognise this story. Sure. My sister always does a massive Thanksgiving meal,

had a mean turkey sandwich for work the next day, sitting in the fridge with my name on it. Lunch the next day comes around and the sandwich was gone. Found out my supervisor took it and only ate half and put the rest of it in the begin because it was quite large. I had to go on mental health leave as I lost my rocker at him. Mental health leave. I do recognise the story. That's you and your sister on Christmas with the lasagna. I mean it's very similar. No, that is a

storyline from Friends. Oh, is it? Yeah, it's one of the best storylines from Friends. It's very similar to a story you told us after coming back from Christmas at your mum's house once. No, that story was is that I lost it because I put all the work into that lasagna and then I

literally the next day went to get my one piece of leftover lasagna and my sister's over here. She's got a piece and then I literally the next day went to get my one piece of leftover lasagna and my sister's over here she's got a piece and then her son's got a piece and I said where's my bloody piece and so now I cut off a quarter of the lasagna and I put it in the back of the fridge and hide it she buries it under the tree uh this is in the same ballpark as that here's a text it's not really leftovers but my 21st birthday cake was all eaten at the party. Fair enough. It's for everyone.

But I didn't get a piece of my own birthday cake. Oh, no. I was so excited to eat that in the morning hungover. Oh, see, I know that feeling. This text is a ripper too. I once ate my flatmate's leftover pasta bake when I got home from a night out. God, that's relatable. The next day they all came in looking for it and found me with the bowl.

Apparently it was weeks old and they had all been arguing about who had to throw it out and wash the bowl. But I took care of it for them. That's disgusting. That is rancid. And they found you with the bowl. But I took care of it for them. Oh, that's disgusting. That is rancid. That is. And they found you with the bowl. You couldn't even deny it. I'll get a photo of you lying there with the bowl.

Can you imagine? Remember my old flatmate Annabelle? We called her Iron Gut Annabelle because she ate two and a half week old chicken carbonara. Yeah. She was like, what? She was like, what? What's wrong with it? And she lived to tell the tale. She did. She's still alive. She was like, what? She was like, what? What's wrong with it? And she lived to tell the tale.

She did. She's still alive. She was completely fine. She's still alive now. Yeah. Iron guts Annabelle. Shout out. Brian Clint.

Dean, it's a rumour that has been swirled around for many, many years that Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles had a relationship during their time in One Direction. Louis has now addressed those rumours for the very first time. He has. This is so random. Louis Tomlinson, hardest name to ever pronounce. He finally actually talked about it to a Brazilian media outlet.

So, like, over the years, if you're a fan, you'll know that this was, like, this was a thing. Like, fans thought this was a real thing. Harry has never discussed it. Louis has finally spoken and said that it was just you know all ridiculous basically all ridiculous and hurtful and i'm untrue um and now fans are like well that's a lie he's actually covering the whole thing up and this is another scam but he did say like it's just so funny that he would even mention it but just wild that he never talked about it for all these years and Harry's never addressed it.

He did actually say something else, though, which I thought was interesting. He's jealous of Harry's solo career. Fair call. I mean, Harry won Best Album at the Grammys. Like, he has had a very successful solo career. That's one of the more honest things that you could say, because it would be hard to be any member, even Zayn,

any member of One Direction. Oh, any of them. And not envy the success that Harry has had post One Direction. Also. Because he's truly transitioned, you know? But don't you think that sounds like an ex-lover thing to say? Dean wants this storyline to be true so bad. Yeah, and so many people want it to be true.

There's so many videos where people are zooming in on, like, Louis placing his hand on Harryry's leg or like you know let's hear it from the horse's mouth this is louis tomlinson commenting on the harry styles rumors there's nothing i can do to dispel the believers of that conspiracy they are so intertwined with what they believe to be the truth now that they won't actually see the truth for what it is i'd be lying if i it does irritate me a little bit, you know, but it is just kind of nature of the job, I suppose. It kind of just is this thing that exists now.

There's nothing I can do about it. There's nothing I can say about it to stop people making up what they want to make up. So be it. If that was me, even if it wasn't true, I would come out and say it was true, because... That's a bit of hitline, eh, Dean?

You know? Yeah, yeah. Yes! Yes! it was true. That's a better headline, eh, Dean? Yeah, you know? Yeah, yeah. Yes. Yes. Get some press. Release a song. I'm not gay, but I hooked up with Harry Styles. I'm gay for Harry Styles.

Yeah. That's a great headline. Aren't we all? Everyone is. Yeah, we all are. Yeah. Louis Tomlinson, I'm gay for Harry. Love it.

That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent and gator, Dean McCarthy. Brian Clint. A guy from Adelaide has accidentally left a box that contained his wife's or soon-to-be wife's wedding dress in it. It's flung off the back of the car going down the motorway and they can't find it. What do you reckon's worse, to lose your fiancé's wedding dress

or to lose your wife's wedding dress? Fiancé. Oh, you reckon that's worse? A hundred percent. Nah. She's already worn it. What? Nah, other way around.

Why? Because if she's worn it and then you lose it, you've lost the memories as well. Like the fiancé... Oh, stuff that. The fiancé can get a new lose it, you've lost the memories as well. Like the fiancé. Oh, stuff that. The fiancé can get a new wedding dress. She can get the same wedding dress.

It's not even her wedding dress yet. She hasn't been married in it. Yeah, but what if that was the dress and she didn't even have a chance ever to wear it? Oh, true. Good point. Oh, trust me. It's the fiancé. Nah, it's the wife.

Nah, because you've got the photos. You've got the memories. You've got to wear it. Nah, she wanted to hand that down to her daughter, who definitely wouldn't want to wear it. Oh, yeah, let's be real. It's not going to be worn again. So we've asked you, what did you leave on the roof,

and did it survive? Jess has called up. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi, guys. How are you going? Good, thanks. Was it you, Jess, that left something on the roof?

I actually left it on the bonnet of the car, but same, same. Okay. Wouldn't you have seen it? You'd think so, eh? Considering I was going on my way to the beach with my son and I thought, oh, I'll chuck some sunblock on him before we drive there.

Yeah. And I take my engagement ring off. Oh! On the bonnet of the car. No, no. And I said to myself, as I put it down, don't you forget that, Jess.

Yeah. 30 seconds later. You know, put the sunblock on, you know, you've got a toddler, putting him in the car and all the beach stuff

and then just got in the car and drove. Yeah. Two hours later, just sitting on Takapuna Beach and my heart just dropped into my chest. You realised.

And I realised. Wait, this could have a happy ending. Jess, was the ring still on the bonnet? No. Oh, Jess. I thought you were about to go. Oh, happy ending. Oh, that is.

Never found it again? Never found it again. Bugger. It's a nice diamond quote and brand somewhere. Oh, I'm so gutted for you. Can you imagine someone finding that? They'd be like, that's not real. You find it in a gutter.

Totally. You're like, that's not a real ring. Can you take it to the cops? I think you do. Yeah, I would. If it's an engagement ring, someone's lost it. Someone texted in and said, I left a big pile of folded washing on the roof.

I drove my Suzuki Swift to the emergency department about eight kilometers away and everything was still nicely there folded at the hospital. That's good folding. You know your folding has stood the test of time. Someone else said me and my mate went out for a sporting shoot and when we were putting the guns back in the car, we must have forgotten about the.22 calibre rifle on the roof of the car. Ended up driving for 45 minutes around the mountains and found it intact when we got home.

We drove through Christchurch with a bloody gun on the roof. That is terrifying. Lucky we didn't get pulled over. If a police officer had seen you, they... It's not worth thinking about, okay? It's not worth thinking about. Wow.

Kim's here. Hi, Kim. Oh, hi, team. How are we going? We're good, thanks. What got left on the roof? Kim? I'd just like to say first that it's definitely the wife's wedding dress.

You reckon wife dress is worse than losing a fiancé? Yeah, definitely. Yeah. Well, there you go. Okay, thanks for that, Kim. Was it you that left something on the roof of the car? Yes, guilty. It was a four-litre can of paint.

Oh, no. Did it explode when it hit the ground? It went through a few roundabouts and went through the next set of traffic lights, and it fell off. And as my daughter looked back and saw it land on the road, a big truck came along and ran over it, so the whole thing ended up all over the road. You just keep driving at that point, eh, Kim?

You just keep going? Yes. Well, actually, we went down the road a bit further and did a ui and had to go back and buy another one. Oh, yeah. Oh, jeez, Kim. And as you drove past it, you're like, jeez, someone made a mess. I know.

And even months later, my daughter says, oh, look, there's still some of my paint on the road. It will be there for months and months. Kirsten is here. Hi, Kirsten. Hi, Kirsten. Hi. What did you leave on the roof of the car?

My daughter's birthday cake, homemade on a plate. On a plate. Very slippery. Where were you driving to? Just from home to daycare. And did... Down a big hill. Wait, we've got a drum roll for you.

And did the cake survive the trip? Yes. Woo-hoo. It did. How in the world did a cake on a plate survive that? Well, it's really dense. Yeah, big heavy carrot cake. Oh, chocolate cake.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, nice. I love that. That's lucky cake. Yeah, big heavy carrot cake. Oh, chocolate cake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, nice. I love that. Oh, good, that's lucky cake. I like that. Very lucky cake. Get this text. I know a lady that put her baby in his car seat on the roof of the car.

No. At Heathrow Airport. She drove off with the baby still on the roof. The baby fell off but was fine because the car seat kept the baby in good shape. What do you mean? Oh, you'd be like the worst parent in the world. Do you reckon like babies in car seats is kind of like, you know, cats? They land on their feet.

They always land on the opposite side. Well, that's what a car seat is designed to do. It's designed to protect the child from impact. And I guess if it's a newborn, it would have been in one of those proper like... Far out. Still though. Still though. Bloody hell.

I like this text though. Dad put club sandwiches on the roof and headed to tennis. We were coming home and saw them all sprawled out across the road. Not the club sandwich! He needed to put those little toothpicks through them. He obviously didn't have the toothpicks.

If he put the little toothpicks with a little bit of foil on the end of them, a little bit of cellophane on them. Rookie club sandwich ate a mistake. That would have saved the day. That would have been fine. It would have. Brian Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl.

She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plotline, that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's The Plot? And this week we are playing for the confirmed amount of $150. Sorry guys, tried to get you more, but turns out Claudia does her job properly. Keeps the track of it. Today, hoping to take the 150 is you, Libby.

Hi. Hi, Libby. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. You played before? No. Have you played along in the car? Yeah, sometimes.

How do you go? I'm all right. Quietly confident. Ooh. You're the dangerous players, Libby. You sound busy, Libby. I need you to focus for this, okay? Whatever you're doing,

can we have your full attention for the next 90 seconds? Yeah, I'm just pulling over. I just picked one of my kids up, so I'll just wait and I'll get the next one soon. Yeah, make the kid wait. Yeah. Make the kid wait. Here we go, guys.

Quick rule update. I read movie plot lines out. You buzz in with your name as soon as you think you know what it is and have a guess. Don't wait for me to finish the plot before you give it a crack. If you get two correct first, you'll win the game. Our theme this week, seeing as he made his Royal Rumble return over the weekend,

it's all movies starring Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Ooh. So fairly broad. That is quite broad. He's in a lot of films. He's in a lot of films. Too many, some would say. Okay.

So here we go. Good luck, guys. Here's movie plot number one. Four high school kids. Brie. Brie. Libby. The pacifier.

The pacifier is incorrect. No, that's the diesel. Libby. Jumanji. Yes, girl. Oh, gutted. Yes. Libby, that was bloody good from you.

Well. I was going to say something else anyway. All I said was four high school kids. I was watching it last night with one of my kids. You're kidding! What are the chances? I'm nervous now. That was solid from Libby.

All movies starring Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Movie number two. An adventurous teenager sails out on a daring mission to save her people. During her journey, she meets... Libby! Oh, I know what it is. Moana! Oh, no! It's Moana!

Libby, you absolutely crushed that. I told you, it's always the confidently quiet ones. Quietly confident ones. Thank you. Well done, Libby. You deserved every bit of that. He's one of my favourite actors. One of the chances.

Yeah, perfect. Was the Tooth Fairy in there? It was my last resort, Tooth Fairy. I had Baywatch. Was Fast and the Furious in there? Yeah, San Andreas. Yeah. San Andreas.

Oh, well, $150 cash coming your way. Libby, that was worth making one of your kids wait for, wasn't it? Yeah, the baby will probably be asleep anyway, so I'll go and wake her up now. You know what? We'll throw in some KFC for dinner as well. We've got some KFC chicken dollars coming your way too. You're amazing.

Thank you. No worries. Well done, Libby. Well done. There you go. Thanks. What's the plot champion? Is Libby will play again next week for $50.

Oh, God. I need to pick up my act this year. Brie and Clint. Brie, what sort of shoes, what sort of shoes have you worn to work today? Sambas. You're wearing Adidas Sambas. Samba? Samba. I think Samba here.

Samba? Samba. Samba? Adidas Sambas. Sambas. Sambas. Yeah, we're getting bogged down. Sambas. Sambas. That could have been a fatal mistake. You could be seriously, seriously uncool right now. It has been deemed that the death of the Edidas Samba has arrived because the UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has been seen wearing them.

I have seen the photo of Rishi. And why did he have to go and do that? Yeah, look, he's a deeply unpopular Prime Minister. He put a video on his gram over the weekend talking about some policy or some crap and in the video you see him lacing up a pair of Adidas Sambas

and people are not happy. Not impressed. I think he was doing that thing that politicians do these days when it comes to social media, where they do something that makes them seem relatable. It's all calculated, though. It is.

Like, he hasn't gone, oh, you know what I really like? I really like those Adidas Sambas, and I'm going to go buy a pair. I might go for that classic suit and Samba look. Yes. You know the song from Justin Timberlake? Suit and Sambas. Suden Sambas. Suden Sambas. He is extremely wealthy, Rishi Sunak.

And that's not a bad thing. It's not a bad thing to be extremely wealthy, but he's extremely wealthy. And people don't find him relatable. I wonder why. Yeah. So maybe by wearing the cool shoes that he heard that we're all wearing, he thought maybe that was going to get him on people's level kind of thing? Can I ask, not that this really should come into it,

but how old is Rishi? He's not that old. I think he's in like the Jacinda Trudeau bracket. Is he that young? I thought he was like 50-something. Yeah, that's the Jacinda Chara bracket No If Jacinda is listening She's mid 40s

Yeah not 50s So he is in that bracket But you don't say I'm talking the 40s to 50s brackets Mate Don't Would you like to be put into the same bracket, the next bracket up?

I'm in the 20 to 30s bracket. So you're bracketing down. I literally just heard Ella scream through a soundproof wall when I said that. I just heard you scream through a soundproof, double-plated soundproof piece of glass. I am in the 20 to 30s bracket. I think I am in the 20 to 30s bracket.

You've moved up into the 30s, 40s bracket. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm telling you the brackets. I'm telling you the brackets. No, I'm in the 20 to 30 bracket. You're in the 30 to 40 bracket. No, no, no, that's not the bracket. You've changed the brackets on me. You can't change the bracket to force me out.

The brackets are 0 to 20, 20s and 30s, 40s and 50s, You can't change the bracket to force me out. The brackets are 0 to 20. Yeah. 20s and 30s. Yeah. 40s and 50s. 60s and 70s. Those are the brackets. Are they?

I'm getting Rishi Sunak. Rishi Sunak. I'm getting Rishi Sunak. Well, I said to you when this whole Samba trend started coming in, I said, I know where this trend ground zero is. The Samba trend ground zero is my dad. My dad has been wearing the Adidas Samba for the last 30 years. They came out in the 50s, the Sambas.

I think he's been wearing them since the 50s. And he has worn them my whole childhood. And it's actually really weird now because my dad is ground zero Samba. Samba ground zero. He's going to have to take them off now because Rishi Sunak's made them uncool. I don't even know if my dad knows that he's cool again. We should call him and tell him. We should give him the good news.

Anyway, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom has issued an apology for wearing sambas. This is real life. This is a true story. What has he said? He's gone on the radio in an interview and he's offered a fulsome apology to the samba community. He said,

In my defence, I would say I've been wearing Adidas trainers and sambas and others for many, many years. Sure you have. Come on, mate. Sure you have. Sure you have. I was wearing them before they were cool.

We know you're not ground zero because my dad is ground zero. Anyway, just bear that in mind. If you're going to Platypus this weekend, if you're going to Hype or wherever you get your sneakers from. You might want to steer clear of the Samba. Yeah, you might want to go for an Air Force One or something. Yeah, bring back the Air Force Ones. I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think I may have brown-eyed someone yesterday.

Yeah. And when I say brown-eyed, it's exactly how it sounds. It's a hell of an accusation to level it yourself. It is. And look, I've been thinking about it quite a lot. And I think I need to talk to you guys about it. We need to get to the bottom of it so I can move on with my life. I really need to know how one could accidentally brown-eye someone. Yeah, look, so the date was the 10th of April 2024.

Yesterday. Yesterday. And I had a fake tan booked in because I was doing a fun little photo shoot today and I am just ghostly white. Yeah. Anyway, I was going to go down fake tan after the show. So, and I've been to this place before. It's a great establishment, lovely people.

That's why I keep going back. So I've got to the spray tanning place and I didn't know the lady that was at the front counter, which is fine because there's quite a few people that work there. Sure. And I hadn't met this lady before. So that's fine. And she goes, okay, go into the cubicle, get undressed. And when you go get a spray tan, you can decide if you want to go completely nude

or if you want to wear your underwear or they have different paper G-string options. They're all disposable Gs. Exactly. Yeah. I have been a paper G-string girly for my whole spray tanning career and it's gotten more advanced because they give you an option of like skimpy, moderate. Yeah.

Like different types of paper. Depending on how close you want the tan to come. Yeah. Yeah. Depending on, you know, how big you want to go. Yeah. And anyway, I opt for quite the skimpy one because I think

I'll be a little bit modest but I just want to cover my bits and that's it. Anyway, so I've got this paper g-string and it is literally the one that I've picked which I don't think I've had before but it's literally just a string that goes up your butt crack. Like there

is nothing else. Like the front has got a bit of coverage but the string that goes up your butt crack. Like there is nothing else. Like the front has got a bit of coverage. Yeah. But the part that goes up your date is just a string. That's what you want. Which is what you want. Yeah. You know, that's all the coverage I want.

Yeah. I want it to be, producer Ella's already laughing. Anyway, so I've put this G stringstring on and it is literally just a string and she said, are you ready? And I said, yep, come on in. And the first thing she did was she said, turn around, which is what you normally do. So I turn to the back of the room and she does my back and buttocks and legs.

Yeah. It was after she did my back and my buttocks and legs. Yeah. It was after she did my back and my buttocks and legs that she asked me to bend over. How far? Wait, why did she want you to bend over in the first place? It is pretty normal. It is pretty normal, but this is the first time I've worn the G-string with just the string up the bohoon.

Yeah. Are they bending over to get the underside of your cheeks? time I've worn the G-string with just the string up the, up the bahooned. Yeah. And. Are they bending over to get the underside of your cheeks? They're bending over because I've got quite a bubble butt and you don't want to have, you know, parts that they miss under your cheeks. Right? Yeah. And so.

Can I just say that I feel like I'm there? Okay, good. I feel like I'm in the room. That's good. Okay. So ready? This is kind of what it looked like. So I'm standing to the back of the room.

Yeah. And then she goes, okay, bend over, which I've done before kind of what it looked like. So I'm standing to the back of the room and then she goes, okay, bend over, which I've done before. Like it's not unusual. Like this is how they always do it. And as I've bent over, I'm just hyper aware of my anus, right? Could be. The further you bend.

Fully, the more likely my cheeks spread. The more the gates of hell open. Exactly. And I brown high this woman. So more the gates of hell open. Exactly. And I brown-eyed this woman. So I, it would have looked like this. So I've just bent down, which normally I don't think about, but I've bent down and I've kind of went like this. And then kind of tried to find my spot. So I've kind of bobbed around thinking.

Did you suck it in? I kind of clenched. Pull it in, clench it up. But I didn't want to clench too much because then she'd be like, oh, this girl's trying to hide her brown eye from me. Anyway, so I've done that and then that's all I could think about. How dare she hide her brown eye from me? What you don't know is Bree's been stewing on this for 24 hours

and she came to the show. I can't stop thinking about it. She came to the show today saying, guys, I think I brown eyed somebody. We've come up with a loose plan of how we could find out whether you did or not. I'm going to get ready. Using an impartial judge, which is Ella. Producer Ella. Hi, Ella.

Hello. Can we just check with you before we do this experiment? Do you consent? You consent. I consent. I also feel like I'm there. I feel like I have the picture very clear in my head. Trust me, you didn't want to be there.

Oh, my word. You were going to say whether or not you can see Bree's... So, yeah, my brown eye. Are you actually flashing me? No, so I'm just going to wear pants. Okay. If you would like me to turn around and you do a no-pant version for Ella, I'm happy to do that.

But I'm going to put my undies on. Yeah, sure. I don't want a brown eye hair too. God sake. I just don't know what you'll be able to tell from the pants, but up to you. Do you want me to film straight on as well? No, no, no.

We should not film. Brock is doing the night show at the moment. She's trying not to look over here. I'm coming over. Okay. Should I go no pants? Producer Claude, what do you think? I'm going to keep my undies on. I feel like the pants are going to get in the over. Okay. Should I go no pants? Producer Claude, what do you think? I'm going to keep my undies on.

I feel like the pants are going to get in the way. Yes. Take them off. Okay. Do what you think you can. Make sure the cameras can't see. No, Clinton, you need to turn around. I'm going to turn away.

I'm just going to kick this off and then I'm going to turn away. Okay? Okay. Good luck, everybody. Okay. Ella, hold on. I've got the mic. Okay, hold on.

You've been. Okay, hold on. I'm just pulling my pants down. Ready? So this is how far I went. So get down low because she was down low. Okay. Oh, yeah.

Make up your mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You definitely would have. Just a little bit. Tell me when it's safe to come back. No, it's safe, it's safe, it's safe. Everyone's got their pants up. Ella, was there visible brown eye or not?

I reckon medium brown eye. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. That's right, we want your birthday bangers and we want them right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Number one songs when you turn 16.

We're going to play our favourite one. Good afternoon, Carly. Hi, Carly. Hi, how are you guys? Good, mate. How's your day been? Yeah, pretty good. Coming on play at the end of the day.

Yeah, almost Friday as well. Yeah, almost Friday. I should say good evening. It's bloody dark now. It's black. Good evening, Carly. What, how am I Friday? I should say good evening. It's bloody dark now. So good evening, Carly. What's your date of birth? It is the 5th of May, 1995. All right, that means you were 16 in 2011.

And on this day back in 2011, this was on the top. Shake that. Oh, it was the LMFAO era. They went everywhere. It would be a good party banger. Yeah. 2011, May 2011. That means when he lifted the Rugby World Cup,

Richie McCaw might have done some shuffling to this song. Does Richie McCaw shuffle? Well, this is the biggest song in the country at the time. It was huge. God. How could he not? Red Fu thrusted his junk in so many people's faces, didn't he? Did he?

You don't remember him ripping off his pants and he had like a leopard thong? He never put it in my face, though. Oh, just me then. Just you. It's an Aussie thing. Lucky me. He spent more time in Australia, to be fair. Bailey's here.

Hi, Bailey. Hi, Bailey. How you going? Yeah, pretty good. He spent more time in Australia, to be fair. Bailey's here. Hi, Bailey. Hi, Bailey. Tēnā kōrua. How are you going? Yeah, pretty good. We got hit by COVID again. No. No, Bailey.

What number's that for you guys? That's my fourth time, but it's my elderly grandmother's first time. Oh, how is she doing? Pretty rough, actually. But, yeah, we're doing all we can. Oh, well, hopefully you're looking after each other. Well, let's get you through with a birthday banger. What's your birthday, Bailey? 10th of January, 1991. All right, that means you were 16, mate, in 2007. And back on your 16th, this was number one. Oh, yeah.

It's about a fallout boy. Fob. Nice. That's a great song, Bailey. Are you into it? Were you an emo? Not quite an emo, but I loved fallout boys. Yeah, me too.

I swore that Pete Wentz was it for me. Yeah. A bit of Pete Wentz. To be 16 in the Fall Out Boy era. How good. When Pete Wentz did a little stint on One Tree Hill, the TV show. Oh, did he? Oh, God.

He dated one of the characters. It was the most outrageous and out-the-gate storylines where he ended up dating one of the main characters, who was a high schooler. Yeah. And Pete Wintz. Was he playing Pete Wintz? Yes. Oh, nah.

It was ridiculous. I'm so Kiwi, I thought you meant the mountain in Cornwall Park. No, no, no. The TV show. I was like, what was Pete Wintz doing up One Tree Hill? My One Tree Hill fans will be reminiscing right now. Finally, Lisa, welcome to the show. Hi, Lisa.

Hi. How's your day been? Oh, pretty busy. I'm still driving home from work. Oh, Lisa, welcome to the show. Hi, Lisa. Hi. How's your day been? Oh, pretty busy. I'm still driving home from work. Oh, Lisa. What do you do for work? I drive around to different dairy farms, testing all the cows.

You would have been going since very early this morning. So let's try and get you home. What's your date of birth? 16th of March, 92. All right. That means, Lisa, you were 16 in 2008. And here's your birthday banger. Jordan Sparks and Chris Breezy.

It's a fantastic song. I do very much like this song. I do very much like this song too. I very much like it. I very much like Fall Out Boy too, but I think I very much like this slightly more, so I'm going to vote for No Ear. That, you've shocked me.

Am I wrong? Am I wrong? No, you're not wrong. Lisa's like, no. It's you would say that, Lise. Lise is like, no. It's not my favourite Fall Out Boy song. It's definitely my favourite Jordan Sparks song. Nah, stick with it.

Stick with it. No air. I think I'm going this ain't a scene. Oh, how the turntables have turned. I do love a bit of Fall Out Boy. We're going to give it to Ella today because she's very excited. Ella, what's it going to be? I'm with Bree today.

Fallout Boy? Yes, please. Sorry, Lise. Not your day. All good. All good. Have a good one, mate. That means Bailey, you've taken our birthday back. Awesome. Cool, guys. I meant to vote for this one, Bailey. Yeah. I actually voted for this one, Bailey. Here we go. Bree and Clint, you're on

ZM. I am an arm-stealer. Bree and Clint, you're on ZM. I am an arms dealer. Bree and Clint. I was wrong. It's a great Fall Out Boy song, and it's the correct winner for Birthday Banger today. From 2007, Fall Out Boys, This Ain't A Scene, It's A Goddamn Arms Race.

How good? Oh, I thought it was Arse Race. Arse Race? Yeah. A Goddamn Arse Race? Imagine an arse race. How good? Oh, I thought it was ass race. Ass race? Yeah. A goddamn ass race? Imagine an ass race. Imagine. You have to race with your ass.

You know when babies do an ass crawl? A bum shuffle. Yeah. We don't really call it an ass crawl, but yeah. Same say. Bum, ass. We all have the same thing. Honey. Honey.

Honey, come quick. He's doing an ass crawl. You can also use that later on in life. It means something else. You know, babies do an ass crawl. It's so cute. Bum shuffle. Bum shuffle.

Bum shuffle. Speaking of bums, I need to discuss something with, is this a safe space in here? Sure, absolutely. Always. Safe space in here. Look, I think I might have brown-eyed someone. For real.

You think you might have brown-eyed someone? Yeah. Usually if you think you've brown-eyed someone, you've brown-eyed someone. No, look, I don't know if I have, but there's a possibility and we need to do a bit of an experiment and check next. We'll investigate your brown-eye next.

No, no, no. Don't say that. Okay, we'll investigate your alleged brown-eye. Let's just have an arse race and call it a day. Bree and Clint. Yesterday we told the story about the guy who ghosted his... Entire family. Yeah, wife and child and unborn child. And that was bad enough.

But there wasn't actually a lie involved with that one. He just disappeared. Yeah, just up and left. I guess the lie was that he was happy. But, you know, he didn't say, like, he didn't say, I'm just nipping out to get some ciggies or something like that. He just literally disappeared. He obviously told a few lies at the wedding too.

Well, that's a good point. Today I've come across this post on Instagram and it's just texts. It's just texts and it just says, what's the wildest lie a man has ever told you? Why men? Why always men? Why are we always targeting men? Women lie. 100% everyone lies.

But you're the one bringing the content, not me. True, good point. For the purposes of this segment, it will just be about men. We'll do women tomorrow. So I've dipped into the comments section to find some goodies. Things that people have posted in the comments of the post, what's the wildest liar

man has ever told you? First one. You gave me that hickey. Remember? Oh no. Oh no. You gave me that hickey. Smart thing. That's fast thinking.

It's thinking on your feet from the guy. Oh yeah. That's really solid alibi. What's the wildest lie a guy ever told you? He rolled over on his phone while he was sleeping and accidentally turned his location off. I feel like if you have to have location on for your partner... There's already problems. There's already problems?

Yeah, I don't think you should be having the location. It's so that I know that you're safe. No, it's not. No, it're safe. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. How often am I going to be unsafe? What's the wildest lie that a man ever told you? He told me that he planted a sexual conversation in his phone with another girl to see if I was going through his phone.

Oh, that's a ripper. That is. That is an absolute ripper. That's attempted gaslighting at its very best. That's gaslighting expert level. No, this is on you. I planted it. This is on you.

Ha-ha, gotcha. That chat with that girl that I said I was sleeping with, with the fake dick pics in it, I put that there as a test. Yep. It's a fake combo and look, I was right because you looked and you went through my phone. I was right. I don't think we should keep seeing each other.

No, actually, I forgive you. I forgive you. Let's carry on. What a nightmare. Biggest lie a man ever told you. He told me he had cervical cancer. What, the guy tried to say he had cervical cancer? Yes, the guy said he had cervical cancer.

What an idiot! Bro, wrong cancer. Bro, if you're going to lie about having cancer, that's the wrong cancer. Pick any other cancer. I mean, if you're going to lie, like that's literally one of the ones you can't have. What's the biggest lie a man ever told you?

I found a receipt from my birthday where he said that he couldn't go out with me. It was from 4.30am from a hotel bar. And he said, I was checking it out to take you there for your birthday. At 4.30am from a hotel bar. Oh, no. And he said, I was checking it out to take you there for your birthday. At 4.30 in the morning. Come on, mate. I'd break up with someone for that. Babe, I was doing a recce.

I wanted to take you there for your birthday. Yeah, and I want to take you there at 4.30, so that's why I had to be there at that time. Yeah, I had to check what it's like at 4.30am because that's the best time to take you there. I just wanted to check what the vibes were like. I wanted to be the first person to wish you happy like at 4.30am because that's the best time to take you there. I just wanted to check what the vibes were like. I wanted to be the first person to wish you happy birthday at 4.30. Let's throw it open.

Let's make the text machine and the phone lines the place where you tell us the wildest lie that a man has ever told you. Someone texted her and said, the lie I was told by a guy was that he modelled at all the big fashion weeks. Like Milan, New York, what a load of BS. That's such an unmanageable lie.

That's such a big one. Like even if you, my God. Even if you said I used to model, like so that she couldn't show up to your shows, she's still going to go can I see some pictures? I'm going to Google now your name and if you were involved in New York Fashion Week. What? My ex told me that the porn

on his computer was from his flatmate. Nah, it probably was. It probably was. Why is your flatmate looking at porn on your computer? Because his he doesn't have a big enough desktop. So I let him borrow mine. He doesn't have a big enough desktop. So I let him borrow mine. He doesn't have enough gigabits. Oh, $100 at him or text 9696.

We want to know this afternoon, what's the biggest lie that a man told you? Brian Clint. Absolute rippers on the text machine. We've gone through some good ones that we sourced off the internet already and now we've handed it over to the people and the people have not disappointed like this. My ex told me that he caught chlamydia

by sitting on a toilet seat at a club and maybe, or just to be safe, I should go get tested too. I would have laughed in that guy's face. They wrote, from a toilet. Idiot. I think it like jumped up into my body. It was a real dirty bar and I honestly, I left straight after I did a poo. You're like, why were you sitting on the toilet?

I had to do a poo at the club. Yeah, I really needed to do number twos and obviously I caught it from there. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Oh, is that me? It's you. Yours is a ripper. I was so distracted by the chlamydia that I'm...

I know. Has that happened to you before, Anonymous? Caught chlamydia from a toilet seat? It didn't happen to me, no. Yeah, I don't think it's happened to anyone. Or a flatmate's towel is a classic too. That's another great one. I must have got it from using my flatmate's towel, babe.

Yeah, my flatmate definitely has chlamydia. Anonymous, tell us the wildest lie that a guy told you. So the guy I was seeing at the time, I was over at his house after a night of drinking and I went to go hop in his bed. Yeah. And I found a back of an earring. Not your earring?

Not my earring. And obviously, like, anyone with the earpiece knows that doesn't really come off easily. No, it does not. He was trying to convince me that his friend had lost it while getting dressed. Is his friend... Wait, wait, wait.

Why was his friend getting dressed in his room? This was overseas at the time and boat parties. We did boat parties quite often. Okay. And he claims he had an after party and he was getting dressed in his room and lost the back of his ear. After he banged her.

Yeah, I was going to say, was that before or after? Yeah, he was banging her. Jeez. That was great. Thanks, Don and Miss. That's a ripper. I can just imagine him going, don't all the backs of earrings look the same? How is she going to know?

Wildest liar man's ever told you. Someone texted and he said he was a pilot. See, this is the- That's a big lie to keep going. These are the unsustainable lies. Yeah. Like, what, are you going to buy the hat in the lanyard and what, drive to the airport every day to keep the lie up?

Yeah, that's a huge one. She's like, I'll drop you off at work today. He's like, oh, okay, domestic terminal, please. No, I just fly little planes, Cessnas. Someone said, I called my ex at his ex's house. When I confronted him, he said that he slept drove there and didn't know how he got there. Slept drove? That's not a thing.

Sleep drove. If it is, terrifying. Oh, I must have been asleep and I just drove to my ex's house. No, no, a sleep sex der. Yeah. That doesn't sound good. This one is a little bit serious, but let's get it anyway.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. That's you. Tell us what was the biggest lie a guy told you? So I was dating a guy who told me that his entire family, shortly before we met, had died in a really horrific car accident. Okay. That's horrible.

And I'm quite an empathetic person and so, you know, I was giving him lots of support and all that kind of stuff. And then after about six months, we went away on like a little weekend away and we bumped into his mum. What, the dead one? Apparently. And, you know, she saw him, obviously, and came up and she did the whole, oh, you know, I couldn't help but come over. It's probably too soon to meet the parents. But hi, you know, I'm so and so's mom. What in the world?

What did he say? Yeah, what did he say? So I just played it off. And then as we were walking away, I hit him up about it. And I was like, so what's the deal? And he said, oh, that's my auntie. She just calls herself my mum. He doubled down.

He doubled down. He doubled down and then I found out later after some Facebook stalking of some friends' profiles and stuff that it was just a big lie. You should have told his mum. foot stalking of, you know, some friends' profiles and stuff, that it was just a big lie. You should have told his mum. You should have been like, you know he told me you were dead. You were dead? I don't like the confrontation.

No, it's not your problem at that stage, eh? You're like, get me the hell out of here. Yeah, pretty much. What a psychopath. Like, who does that? It sounds like his mum was lovely too hi i'm ben's mum wait you're dead no i'm not anonymous is like we were at the cemetery uh biggest liar man ever told you this text says he said that his flatmate was at work for the night when i was staying over

it was his mum and she wasn't at work. Wait, what? He said that his flatmate was at work for the night and that she'd come over to his flat. He was actually living with his mum. Mum, and she was at home. And she was home. Oh, no. This one's a bit on the cusp, but I'll try and dance my way around it.

Someone said, biggest lie, that in the morning I got onto his computer because of stealth pop-ups and the wrapper of a certain item was in the bin because he was self-indoor gardening and didn't want to make a mess. Well, was it near the computer? Because it could be. No, nah nah liar mate what a liar what have you done that no no no not me not me i've just waited no no it's you no categorically no hold on was this guy's name clint i'm just texting them i think it's called a posh. Anyway, How do you know that? It's a thing. I don't.

I haven't. It is a thing though. The more you say, the more I think you have. It's got a name. You can look it up. The last one is relatable and I reckon a lot of people would have this one and I don't reckon it's ended relationships but I still don't think that it's that enjoyed. The biggest lie

a man ever told you, I'm just going out for a couple of beers. It won't be a late one. I reckon when guys say that, they do mean it. They do mean it. Do they? Do they? No one ever means it.

And that's us. We're done for the day. I'm going out for dinner. Are you? Yeah. What's the occasion? Just catching up with friends. Fun.

Which is awesome because I never do stuff like that. Nah, midweek. Yeah, I know. It's not even midweek. It's Tuesday. And I've got a mortgage. How am I doing it? I'm not eating for the rest of the week.

It's the no kids thing. Yeah. Yeah. Live it up. Live it up. Live it up. Fun. What are you doing? Putting together a flat pack or something?

Yeah. You know, dad stuff. Actually, what else do dads do? Reading the newspaper. I do love reading the newspaper. Yeah, I see. What else does, what else? Oh, mowing the lawn. Yeah, see. What else does, what else? Oh, mowing the lawn.

Yeah. Yeah, dads love mowing the lawn. Yeah, dads love that. Yeah, they get a real kick out of it. What else do dads love? I've been on a lot of bike, like bike maintenance duty recently. Acquiring new bikes. Putting the chains on. Yeah, getting the seat heights right. Greasing the chains up. Adjust recently acquiring new bikes. Putting the chains on.

Yeah, getting the seat heights right. Greasing the chains up. Adjusting the handlebars. That's big dad energy. Yeah, that is. And shit, you feel important when you get your tool kit out and you get down there next to the bike and you're like, all right, let's flip this thing upside down.

Let's see what we can do here. That's what we're working with. God, that would be the worst as a kid when the chain had come off. Yeah. And then you'd push too hard and then you'd end up scratching the inside part of your ankle. Real sharp pedals too. Yeah, the sharp pedals. Man, we had sharp pedals in the 90s.

Why were the pedals sharp? Because they were meant to grip into the bottom of your shoe. Yeah, but if you slip. Rip your shin off. It's done. It's over. Anyway, yeah, I'll do all those things tonight. Yeah, nice.

And probably do a barbecue as well. I was going to say, are you going to get on the barbecue? I'm going to over. Anyway, yeah, I'll do all those things tonight. Yeah, nice. And probably do a barbecue as well. I was going to say, are you going to get on the barbecue? I'm going to do a barbecue, yeah. And are you going to get the tea towel and flip it over one shoulder and look all kind of professional? Yeah, rub my belly. Hey, Dar, can you bring me one of those beers? I'm going to clean down this barbecue with it

and some of that newspaper that I was just reading inside. Being a dad is a good time. Have a great night, everybody. We'll see you back tomorrow. Bye, guys. Play. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta.

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