ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 11th August 2022
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Cool, when you're ready, fire off the fanfare.
Sweet.
Thank you so much, Cameron, for firing off the fanfare.
Welcome to the podcast, everyone.
Thank you.
Your Highness, hello.
My liege.
Are you the queen, or...
I don't know.
Or are you Big Willie?
I have no idea.
I think she's Big Willie.
Big Willie. She's got that big dick energy the only accent i thought i could do was an english accent and
i've been told multiple times no you can do no you're pretty good at the australian accent
i thought so you've been putting it on for a while it's probably time to drop it i've been
pretty convincing for the last four years. So I think it's time.
I think that's enough.
You lived in America for a while.
Can you not do an American accent?
I can sure do an American accent.
Hey, girl.
Hey, that looks like my mom from up here.
Hey, mom, get off the dang roof.
I didn't know we were going to the South.
I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
It's from The Simpsons. People
who like the Simpsons will appreciate that.
I had this idea today
where, oh sorry, Cam Mansell.
It's just been so normal for
the past four hours to have him here.
Cam Mansell is here. You
might know Cam from the
night show at ZM
or the latest recruit for Celebrity Treasure Island.
But he was filling in for Clint because Clint wasn't feeling well today.
Do you know how many times I've watched you record this podcast intro?
You should come in for it.
What is going on in there?
And it looks like you're having a jolly old time.
The podcast intro is pretty fun.
Anyone got anything for the podcast intro?
I had something and I forgot what it was.
It's because I did the bloody yarns too long, didn't I?
That's probably what it was.
I don't think I have anything.
Let me just check my notes app.
Maybe I could make an apology.
Oh, what have you done?
To everybody who had to witness me pushing the buttons in the show today.
You did great.
You did really well.
You did super well. I thought you were going to apologize to all the ugly babies the show today you did great you did really well you did super well i thought you were gonna apologize for the ugly baby oh yeah can should probably
apologize for that too comes out and says he thinks babies are ugly um i had this idea during
the show today that do you guys think it would be funny to one day do the show um the entire show with an english english accent yes like the rita aura one or the
one you just did oh take your pick i could go from back and forth to all and i was saying
rita aura oh my gosh first rita aura i'm back i'm back to go on my honeymoon with taika watiti
it's me rita i'm fangirling did you see that interview
she did the other day
and Taika was in the
background of the video
and she's like
oi get out my shot
yeah I was totally
annoyed at Taika
because I was like
get your own
bloody shot Taika
I think I preferred
the queen
you the queen
thank you so much
I want to hear your
queen accent
Claudia
I can't do accents
They always end up being South African
I love the South African accent
I don't want to say I don't like it
Because there's probably someone listening
I think all accents are great
Megan what's your best accent you can do?
Oh god
I don't know.
No, I actually don't know.
Pick something.
Come on, Megan.
Irish.
Oh, God, that's a hard one.
Scottish.
I actually can't.
I actually can't.
No, I can't.
Your turn.
I'm trying to think how Lewis Capaldi talks.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, heck yeah.
Or, you know, in that that movie austin powers how there's
the fat bastard dude oh yes i love fat bastard i can do a bit of an impersonation of him okay yeah
go um oh i didn't know it corn oh my gosh that was so good you look like a baby. He turned into the Terminator a little bit. I need babies.
Brie did a, what was it, Stitch the other day?
Oh, yeah.
I was shook.
I was like, is Stitch in the room?
My name is Stitch.
This is my family.
I just about knocked my front teeth out, but that's really good.
I told you.
Not too bad.
Wow.
I can do a few cartoons, actually.
Do you want me to do my other ones?
Donkey from Shrek.
Oh, no, I'm not very good at Donkey. I can do, I think I do a pretty good Scooby-Doo.
Oh.
Scooby!
Where are you?
It's okay.
And then I can do Pikachu.
Oh.
Pikachu!
Is that Stitch?
What?
Why are you-
Claudia, did you just press a button?
Pikachu, Pikachuep Cam's face
and my last one I can do
and this is quite niche
do you guys know the character Yoshi
from Mario
yeah
oh my god the tongue
did you just
hit me into the ear maybe on the show tomorrow if you weave in all
of those accents we clench back you're not gonna have any idea yeah okay but not tell him no no
don't tell me how many you can do okay we have to they have to be natural all right yeah yeah
aim for two two impressions throughout the show i reckon reckon do four. Go big or go home.
Do four.
Yeah.
What about my old school accent?
See, I can maybe bring this one out.
It's kind of like a detective, you see. It's like you do that one anyway.
What was the one when you were the nipple?
Oh, the nipple.
That's my Kath and Kim accent.
Who can do a good Kath and Kim? I love the Kath and Kim accent. Who can do a good Kath and Kim?
I love the Kath and Kim accent.
I can't remember what they sound like.
I love that show.
Can we dress up like them one day?
I can do a good prude and true.
Do you know the...
Oh, hyper, hyper.
Oh, yes.
As soon as you did that, I was like, yeah, I know who that is.
I just bought a new thrower for my car.
Yeah.
Sharon, I said baby Jesus, not baby cheeses.
Yes, you finally tried that.
I tried, I tried.
It was so bad.
This is why I didn't do it before.
Hey, did you guys see that Kath and Kim are coming back for a reunion?
Yes.
Yes.
And that they destroyed the Kath and Kim house.
I know.
They knocked it down.
I'm livid about that.
Did they get a mention?
What's happening? So where that house was in Victoria, it was on quite a good bit of land,
like on a canal, I believe.
Yeah.
And someone bought it and then, yeah,
their property developing the area and they knocked the house down.
Why?
That should be illegal.
Did they not know they were doing a reunion?
Aren't they doing that with the outrageous fortune house?
Yes.
The same thing's happening.
Nothing's already gone.
Nothing's sacred anymore.
There's enough apartment buildings for everyone.
We don't need any more.
Yes, see, you're joining in now.
Claudia, we're still waiting on you.
Come on.
What am I doing?
You've got to do a funny voice.
Oh, well, anyway, that's the end of the podcast.
Bye.
Come in here.
Well, howdy, pilgr pilgrims I'm not done yet
What time is it?
Three
Two
One
It is 3 in Clifton
That was a great start.
Hey, there we go.
We're on air.
Good afternoon, New Zealand.
Hey, Cam, you know how I said to you, don't F this up.
I just did.
You need to put the desk on air.
Okay.
And see, now that you've made a mistake, you can relax.
I'm not relaxed at all.
I'm not going to lie.
That is my mate, Cam Mansell.
You usually hear him on the night show.
He is filling in this afternoon for Clint, who is off sick.
Hopefully he feels better.
He'll be back tomorrow.
But Cam, it's great to have you here.
It's great to be here.
Because we have a massive show this afternoon.
Not only do we have the bonus banger,
which if you've been listening to Fletch Vaughan and Hayley,
every morning they're giving you a daily song
and it plays throughout the day.
If you're the first call us through, you'll win $500 cash.
I can confirm we will play that song from Justin Bieber before 4 o'clock.
We are also playing for $500 with What's The Plot just before 5 o'clock.
So heaps of cash money to be winning this afternoon.
Heaps of cash money.
That is our movie bio guessing game.
But also before 4 o'clock, if you are a musician
and you've always wanted to get your song played on the radio,
we will be giving out details where you could be coming
into the studio this afternoon and doing a live
performance on the air to all of New Zealand. So be listening just before four. We'll give you the
details on that. And it's time for tradie versus lady. All right, a score update for you guys.
The tradies are sitting on 70 wins for the year,
and the Ladies have picked up a few wins recently.
They're on 56.
Cam, who have we got playing?
Playing with us today for the Ladies,
she is from Christchurch, 36,
a mum of two humans, plus a boxer, Staffy,
which, of course, is a dog.
Please welcome the Lady, Ange.
G'day, Ange. So you've please welcome the lady, Ange. G'day, Ange.
So you've technically got three babies, Ange?
Pretty much, yeah.
What are all their names?
My daughter's Kamiya, my son's Levi, and our dog is Buster.
I love it.
Well, welcome to the show.
You'll be taking on who, Cam?
You will be taking on, from Wellington, he is 23,
has a one-eyed French bulldog.
Please welcome to the show, Dom.
G'day, Dom.
Another dog fact.
I like it.
What's your French bulldog's name?
He's called Ringo, yeah.
Oh, cute.
Ringo Star?
After Ringo Star?
Yeah, like Cam Beesley.
I love it.
Ringo the one-eyed star.
The one-eyed star.
Yeah, exactly. Hey, Ange and Dom, here's how the game works. The one-eyed star. Yeah, exactly.
Hey, Ange and Dom, here's how the game works.
Ange, your buzzer will be lady.
Dom, your buzzer will be tradie.
Buzz in when you know the answer.
First to three correct will get $50 cash thanks to KFC.
Are we ready?
Yeah.
Ready.
All right, here we go, guys.
Question number one.
How do scientists measure the severity of earthquakes?
Tradie.
Yes, Dom.
On the Richter scale.
That is 100% correct.
One to the tradies.
Nice work.
Question number two.
What is the highest possible score in a game of ten pin bowling?
Is it 100, 200 or 300?
Tradie.
Yes, Dom.
You're in again.
Sorry, that's 300.
That is on the money.
He is quick.
Are you still there, Ange?
Yeah, I am.
All right, mate.
He is quick on the buzzer.
Ange, you need this one to stay in it, okay?
Okay.
All right, question number three.
Which movie series includes werewolves and vampires?
Trady.
Dom, for the win. Twilight. He. Trade it. Dom for the win.
Twilight.
He's done it.
Ah, well done.
You are honestly on fire.
Dom, too good this afternoon.
$50 cash thanks to KFC coming your way.
Oh, working, man.
That's awesome.
Thanks very much for letting me play, guys.
No worries.
Thanks for being a part of the show.
Guys, producers included, Working, man. That's awesome. Thanks so much for letting me play, guys. No worries. Thanks for being a part of the show. Bree and Clint.
Guys, producers included, I had a disaster this morning.
Oh, no. An absolute disaster with my dog, Whitney Houston,
when she ate something she wasn't supposed to.
Are we talking like a food item?
It wasn't chocolate, thank God.
Oh, that's lovely.
Like how annoyed would you be to find out as a dog that the one food that makes you really sick
and could kill you is chocolate?
I'd be devastated.
Chocolate is literally the only reason why I'm here.
Like I could not work without chocolate.
Chocolate is the best and they can't have it.
No, it wasn't chocolate or a food item.
So normally I have a kind of a makeup station in my bedroom
where I like to sit and do my makeup because I am lazy.
And I got my makeup bag and I usually bring it over
and I do my makeup and then I'll put it back into the bathroom
because I have a dog.
I see where this is going.
And Whitney, she's very into makeup, always has been,
and I left my makeup bag sitting on the floor for literally,
I reckon, five minutes when I was brushing my teeth.
And I've come back out.
She's eaten not one makeup brush, not two, but she's had the trilogy she had them all she had all three
makeup brushes do you have any makeup brushes left no she ate them all oh no and to be honest
it was probably my own fault because i haven't washed them in so long so that she was probably
like oh tasty the thing that i find surprising about this though i've been to your house i know
that whitney houston has a lot of toys the fact that she is using your makeup brushes as toys i
feel is a little bit rude yeah you take her to the pet store and let her
choose out her own toys. I know. So I was like, I think
it's because she was going to daycare today and she wanted to look good.
But she just missed the memo on what makeup's about. You don't do the
mouth, you actually do the face. It's your face, yeah. I know
producer Claudia has a dog um has
kai ever gotten into anything he's not meant to because your dog's quite young yeah he's only
four months so he's still teething so he's just biting everything like favorite toys are just like
the thing not the things you buy but the things that are lying around yeah the cardboard the
tea towels he loves dressing gowns he hasn't eaten anything super important yet,
but everything is a couple of shelves up.
His time will come.
Yeah, I'm sure it's coming.
I'm sure he'll get there.
My auntie used to have these two dogs,
these two King Charles Cavaliers.
Honey and Sasha were their names.
And you know what their favourite was?
The crotch of underwear.
Oh, no.
So if you left any underwear within reach of these dogs,
they would chew the crotch out of them.
Oh, not ideal.
So, yeah.
Expensive.
So, yeah.
I thought we could ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALZM,
what has your dog eaten that it wasn't meant to?
Because, I mean, definitely a common occurrence everybody has a
story some of the texts coming coming through on this what about this one someone said our six
six month old puppy recently ate a whole tub of vaseline it started coming out her tear ducts
then she ate a full glue stick.
Obviously very excited by stationery. Another dog
excited by stationery. There's a text here that
says that their dog ate a whole packet of crayons
and started doing rainbow poos.
Fun! I mean, not fun
because, you know, I mean, a whole
box of crayons can't be good for you. Definitely
not a good situation. Let's go to
Ginny.
Is Ginny on the phone? G'day, Ginny. I am.
Hello, mate. Hi, guys. How you doing? Good, thanks. How are you? Good, really good.
Oh, that's good. Did your dog eat something it wasn't meant to, Ginny?
Yes, she used to eat lots of things she wasn't allowed to eat.
She's no longer on this earth anymore, and it wasn't what actually killed her, but
she used to love the foil-covered chocolates at Christmas.
You know, you used to get them in a bag.
Sometimes they do it in coins, but these were Santa ones every year.
Like the average chocolate that we're talking about?
Like they're not even the tasty chocolate.
Yeah, like not even the good stuff.
You know, you just put it
on the wrapping paper with the present
under a tree, and she would meticulously
eat every piece of chocolate
out of these tiny little
foiled chocolates every time.
Oh, bless her. R.I.P. You know, sometimes
you've just got that craving, you know, Ginny?
Oh, it was pretty bad.
And she also likes pineapple lumps, and she never,
that never, you know,
popped her off either.
Well, there you go.
Well, I'm glad to hear.
Thanks for calling, Judy.
Let's go to Shannon.
G'day, Shannon.
Hello.
Tell us, Shannon, what did your dog eat that it wasn't meant to?
So, firstly, I kind of need to disclose the breed of the dog
because anybody that has one will sympathise totally.
Got it.
Is it a Labrador?
No, it's a short-haired pointer. Okay, gotcha. Yep. the breed of the dog because anybody that has one will sympathize totally got it is it a labrador
no head pointer okay gotcha yep so so nuts nuts so i have an older dog who's 14 and is on like this really strong heart medication okay and we were on holiday and my younger dog the pointer
found his name is jeff and he found an entire sheet of this really strong heart medication and ate every single
bit of it. What happened? Obviously not good for the dog.
Well, you know, good for them when they're in heart failure, not so good when they're not
in heart failure. But he was fine, surprisingly enough. We just kind of rode it out.
I didn't really have anywhere to take him given we were on holiday. Lucky it was dog
heart medication, eh?
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, it's pretty similar to human medication,
but it's still like my other dog's only on half a tablet, not like 10.
Yeah.
Did it give him an extra pep in his step?
Like, was he super energetic?
Like, was the blood just really pumping that day?
I was kind of expecting a nosebleed, but it didn't happen.
Oh, well, I'm glad to hear his occasion.
Someone else texted through and they said,
my dog ate my blood pressure medication.
So, you know, they just love the medication.
What is it with dogs and medication?
I don't know.
It looks like a treat, I think,
because they're small little things, maybe.
Let's talk to Char.
Is Char there?
Hi, Pete.
G'day, mate.
Hi, how are you?
Good, mate.
What did your dog eat that it wasn't meant to?
Oh, I have to think about giving it to him now
because it's his favourite thing.
Well, every dog loves this thing and it's his tennis balls.
I can't give him tennis balls.
He eats tennis balls?
Oh, yes.
He'll even sit there and lie there and chew all the yellow stuff
off the flipping thing.
Then he'll eat the actual rubber and then he'll spill it up and I have to go to the
park.
It's like, OMG.
He even loves socks.
Oh, Sha, what kind of dog is it, Sha?
He is a red-nosed pitbull.
Oh, well, there you go.
He's got his taste.
Which part of the country do you live in?
I live in Christchurch.
Oh, because I was in Tauranga the other day
and there was like this whole pile of tennis balls
that a dog had chewed all of the yellow bit off
just sitting in a pile at the park in Tauranga.
And I was like, is that you?
There was no evidence left until we speared it all up.
So that's his nightly routine shower.
Good to hear.
Thanks for calling.
I'm a retinophobic as well.
He even eats white-tailed spiders.
I had to quickly put a jar over it, but he'll even eat them.
Well, I mean, Sha, you know, he's doing a good job then, you know,
keeping you safe.
He's taking me from the spider.
That dog deserves the award for dog of the year.
He does, hey.
Someone texted her and they said,
I'm a teacher and my greyhound ate a whole class's test papers.
So the dog literally ate the homework.
Literally.
Hey, let's talk to Samantha.
G'day, Samantha.
Hello.
Tell us, last one, what did your dog eat that it wasn't meant to?
Someone's bunny rabbit.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I thought you were talking about the toy, the rabbit.
No.
But you're talking about an actual live.
An actual poor bunny.
How do you know it was your dog?
Because both my dogs got out the day before the first lockdown.
Right.
And I was panicking going, oh, my God, where's my dog?
And so I called the pound and we ended up finding them the next morning
in someone's rabbit hutch.
Oh no.
They were just having a good old snooze
next to this warm bunny rabbit.
Oh, Samantha.
Well, I mean, it's good that we know
what happened to Bugs Bunny in the end.
Sorry for the spoilers.
That's so devastating.
Thanks for calling, Sam.
That's all right.
Can you imagine being like, hey, I think my dog ate your rabbit. We've got the spoilers. That's so devastating. Thanks for calling, Sam. That's all right. Can you imagine being like, hey, I think my dog ate your rabbit.
We've got the tail.
It's time for a game of this.
Watch my YouTube game.
Watch my YouTube game.
Had a few weeks off from this game, Cam, but this is how it works.
You call us.
We ask you a few questions, and then we try and guess the decade you were
born, the year, the month, and the day. We've never got all four yet, Cam.
Oh, so the pressure's on today.
The pressure is always on. I think the best we've done, Producer Claude, how many? Three.
So we've nearly got there. But, I mean, it's not an easy feat. And Gemma, you will be the one trying to do it this afternoon.
G'day, mate.
Hi, how are you?
Good, mate.
How are you?
Yeah, good, good.
Hey, thanks for calling to play.
So we're going to ask you a few questions and then we're going to give this a whirl, okay?
Okay.
All right.
I'll go first, mate.
Easy question.
What is your favourite Disney movie?
I reckon Cinderella.
Cinderella.
Okay.
Yep.
Does that give you any hints?
Kind of.
Okay.
Yeah, kind of.
What about you, Cam?
I don't remember when Cinderella came out,
but when you were a kid, did you have a Tamagotchi at all?
No.
Okay.
Oh, okay. Never had a Tamagotchi at all? No. Okay.
Never had a Tamagotchi.
All right.
Not a 90s child.
Maybe.
We'll see.
We've got two more questions.
Gemma.
Yes. Have you ever seen or used a fax machine?
Yes.
Seen or used or both?
Both.
All right. Good. Could be a 90s baby. Okay. What was the first CD you ever bought? Seen or used or both? Both Alright, good
Could be a 90s baby
Okay, what was the first CD you ever bought?
Oh, God
Oh, I don't know
This one
Just roundabouts
It doesn't have to be exact
Oh
Oh, I don't know Maybe something like Just roundabouts. It doesn't have to be exact. Oh.
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe something like...
Oh, I don't know.
Probably something in the 80s would be the first, maybe.
Okay, something in the 80s. All right.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, that was a big hint.
Oh, no, I know, but I couldn't think of...
No, that's okay.
That's okay, Gemma.
We like hints. This is a tough thing that we're trying to do.
Now we need to deliberate.
All right, what decade do you think Gemma was born in?
Well, she said the 80s.
Was when she bought her first seat.
Wow.
So I'm thinking maybe she was born in the 70s.
That's what I was thinking.
Should we lock in 70s? Yes. Gemma, were you born in the 70s. 70s, that's what I was thinking. Should we lock in 70s?
Yes.
Gemma, were you born in the 70s?
Yes.
Okay, good.
It's always good to get a good start, isn't it?
We love this.
But this is where it gets really hard and we need to pick the year.
So she said she'd seen and used a fax machine,
which, I mean, fax machines, late 80s, 90s?
Early 2000s?
Yeah, phased out in the early 2000s, I'd say.
I reckon, what number is coming to you in the 70s?
I just have a feeling about 77.
That's what I was thinking.
Are you joking?
We're so in sync. We're so in sync.
We're very in sync.
You reckon we should lock in 77?
Well, if we were both feeling it.
77.
Or 78.
Nah, maybe it's lower.
75.
I'm also trying to hear if we've got any kind of...
She's not giving us anything, which is what she's meant to do.
No, Gemma's keeping it on lockdown.
Let's split the difference and go 76, I reckon.
Okay.
76.
Oh, I don't know.
What if it's 77, though?
No, I reckon it's 76.
76.
Should we lock it in?
Lock it in.
Gemma?
Oh, no.
Yeah?
Were you born in 76?
Yes.
What? You are kidding me. Okay. Oh, this is getting serious now. Gemma. Oh, no. Were you born in 76? Yes. What?
You are kidding me.
Oh, this is getting serious now.
Oh, Gemma.
Oh, Gemma, I'm so excited.
Now it gets even harder because we have to pick the month.
Yeah.
And we didn't ask.
Gemma, one of my questions was going to be what star sign are you?
That one would have given it away, wouldn't it?
Rookie manoeuvres.
All right.
Well, she sounds quite...
Gemma, I'm just going to go off book here
and I'm going to ask one more question.
Okay, all right.
What would you say is your main personality trait?
I would say I've probably got quite a strong personality.
Strong personality.
I like to get things done.
Okay.
Strong, get things done personality.
Could be a Scorpio.
Could be a Scorpio.
Could be a Capricorn.
Oh.
What should we lock in?
Let's go Scorpio. So what month is Scorpio? November. You're going to lock in? Let's go Scorpio.
So what month is Scorpio?
November.
You're going to lock in November?
I'll go with you.
Okay.
This is a joint decision.
Okay, November.
Are we going to lock in November?
Gemma?
Yeah.
Were you born in November?
No.
Gemma, don't tell me you were born in January or December.
No.
What month?
August.
Oh, bugger, you're a Leo.
Yeah.
Okay, all right.
Well, let's have a guess at the day anyway, just for funsies.
Okay.
All right, born in August.
Yeah.
We're in August.
Yeah.
My mum's birthday's on the 13th.
Okay. Should we? Oh, Gemma, okay. I'm going to lock in. Yeah. My mum's birthday is on the 13th.
Should we?
Oh, Gemma, okay.
I'm going to lock in the 13th.
Gemma?
No.
The build-ups there were so extreme.
It's not today, is it, Gemma?
You're kidding.
It's going to be today. Happy birthday. Oh, happy birthday, Gemma? It is. You're kidding. It's going to be today.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Gemma.
Thursday the 11th of August.
What a great day.
Gemma was brought into the world.
Have you had a good day, Gem?
I have had a good day. That's why when I heard you on the radio, I thought, oh, wow, I better ring in, eh?
Oh, you sweetheart.
Thanks for calling in and playing.
We really appreciate it.
You were great.
No, that's all right. You did really well. Oh, have a great birthday, mate. Thanks for calling in and playing. We really appreciate it. You were great. No, that's all right.
You did really well.
Oh, have a great birthday, mate.
Thanks, Gem.
All right.
See you, mate.
Bye.
Well, there you go, Cam.
Two out of four.
I had really high expectations for us.
Yeah, you should never with that game.
Brie and Clint.
Cam, sometimes on this show,
we like to get everything out in the open.
And we do it with a segment called Unpopular Opinion.
And one of the new producers on the show, producer Claude,
said something before the show that was quite triggering.
I get a lot of hate for this too.
From who mainly?
Who's telling you that you're wrong?
Everyone.
Everyone tells you you're wrong.
Pretty much everyone.
Except Megan.
I've just ran it past her and she's in agreement.
I agree 100%.
You're on board.
Yeah, me too.
I don't know what this is going to be.
But go on.
Say unpopular opinion, but.
It's an unpopular opinion,
but I think chocolate cake is gross.
Oh.
It's gross.
Gross is a strong word.
I love cake.
I love chocolate.
Chocolate cake doesn't do it.
Not a fan.
Are you a fan of any other types of cake?
Every other type.
Pretty much every type of cake.
Anything else I'll have but chocolate cake.
I'll eat begrudgingly, but I've never enjoyed a chocolate cake.
Have you ever had a good chocolate cake?
Yeah.
What about like red velvet?
It's just red chocolate cake.
Damn it.
I tried to trick you.
I tried to trip you up there.
Okay, fair enough.
Carrot cake.
Delicious.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, you know, you just don't like chocolate cake.
Fair enough.
Should we go around the room and say some unpopular opinions to make you feel better?
Yes, please.
Who wants to go next?
I'll go next.
All right.
Producer Megan, go on.
Unpopular opinion, but curries don't belong in pies.
Oh.
Nah, I'd have to disagree.
A curry pie, delicious.
So you're going a butter chicken pie over a steak and cheese pie.
I didn't say that.
I wouldn't go that far.
But when you think about it, a butter chicken pie is kind of like
eating butter chicken with a naan because it's pastry, kind of.
There are pies that have roti as the pastry.
Delicious.
Where do I get my hands on that?
I'll hook you up.
Amazing.
That's a plot twist, actually.
The other thing that's good about a butter chicken pie
is what's always open, a petrol station.
After a big night, you can always get yourself a butter chicken pie.
When I used to live in Sydney, there was this place,
this takeaway joint, and they used to do butter chicken kebabs.
What?
Yeah.
How?
How does that work?
I don't know, but they'd get the, you know, the kebab wrap thing
and they'd put butter chicken in it.
And then if you wanted anything else in it, you could,
but they'd put the butter chicken in the rice.
Kind of like a butter chicken burrito.
That's next level.
It was amazing.
All right, I'll go.
I've got one.
All right, unpopular opinion,
but mozzarella cheese tastes like pretty much nothing.
I agree with that.
Yeah, I agree with that.
I agree, but I love mozzarella.
But, like, I'd still put it on everything.
Yeah.
I like it when it's melted,
but I could take it or leave it if it's not melted.
Okay, well, maybe that's not an unpopular opinion.
I think that's a popular opinion.
I stand corrected.
Cam, do you want to join the crew?
I would love to.
Unpopular opinion, but babies are ugly.
Whoa.
Sorry, I'm coming in hot, but I've had a triggering experience with a baby recently.
Wait, are you talking like brand new babies?
They are especially ugly.
Were you just hanging out with your nephews on the weekend?
Yeah, that's the reason why I think they're ugly.
This might make you feel better.
I'm a little bit scared of babies.
Thank you.
So I saw this baby and I was like, oh, it's really cute.
You know, you've got to say that in front of the mum
because that's just what you do.
But then I was holding it and first of all, it spewed on me
and then it pooped on me.
And I was like, I don't want anything to do with you ever again.
Thank you very much for your time.
Goodbye.
But that doesn't make it ugly, the poor little thing.
It smells funny.
Some babies are ugly though.
No, all babies are beautiful.
They look like thumbs, like when they're real young,
but they're beautiful.
I like when they look like old men.
That's the cue to say.
I think we should put it out there, 0800-DIAL-ZM,
or you can text us on 9696.
Do you have an unpopular opinion,
and are you willing to come on air and tell us about it this afternoon?
Bree and Clint. Drew, let's go to the phones. Let's talk to May. G'day, May. opinion and are you willing to come on air and tell us about it this afternoon?
Let's go to the phones. Let's talk to May. G'day, May.
Hello, mate. Heya.
What's your unpopular opinion, May?
BMW drivers aren't as bad as people say they are. People treat us shit
and it makes us feel
like that because we're trying to drive normally.
Hey, Mae, how long have you been a BMW driver for?
All my life. I recently bought my dream car in the E46 318i.
Jeez.
So I want to keep it nice.
Fancy, Mae. Fancy.
Hey, Mae.
So I want to keep it nice.
Put it out there, Mae. You're saying BMW drivers, not as bad as what everyone thinks.
Who is the worst?
Audis.
Oh, Mae.
Shots fired.
Shade thrown.
Okay, Mae, thanks for calling through.
Let's talk to Anonymous.
G'day, Anonymous.
Hello.
Anonymous, tell us unpopular opinion and then your statement.
Okay.
Well, I can't do it in that order, but I am a midwife.
Okay.
And while I understand that birth is really, really special
and really wonderful for the people that are having the baby.
Got it.
And their family, as a midwife, are having the baby. Got it. And their family.
As a midwife, I can take it or leave it.
Hey, I love your honesty, Anonymous,
because you would have seen it all, wouldn't you?
Yeah.
I mean, you know, it's not something that you hold on to
in terms of the vision and the visuals that you get
or anything like that.
It's not that.
I really love the antenatal and the postnatal, the relationships I have with women and families in that you get or anything like that. It's not that. I really love the antenatal and the postnatal,
the relationships I have with women and families in that period.
But birth, I mean, if I didn't have to be at birth
to keep my annual practising certificate,
I probably would say, yeah, well, whatever.
I don't need to be there for that part.
I'm going to agree with you on this one.
When I was in high school, they made you...
Wait, are you a nurse as well? Well, no. Midwife. Midwife, sorry. I'm definitely not a midwife.
But you had to watch a birthing video and like
obviously giving birth is such a beautiful thing and any woman who does give birth, like I have
the maddest respect for because it's something as a man I will never be able to do.
But that video still scars me to this day. It is a full on experience
I bet. It doesn't scare me. It is a full-on experience, I bet.
It doesn't scare me.
It doesn't scar me or anything like that.
And it's quite sad, really,
because I think everybody thinks that that's the biggest part for us.
And I'm sure for a lot of midwives it is.
It really, really is like a wonderful part.
But for me, I'm like, oh, great, baby's out.
Rather that part, no. Hey, Anonymous, thank you so much for what you do.
I realise how much they do.
I saw what my sister's midwife did for her
and literally just incredible people.
Let's go to our last unpopular opinion.
Mia, g'day.
Hello.
Mia, tell us, unpopular opinion but what?
I'm going to get a lot for this,
but unpopular opinion, Harry Styles was overrated. Sorry, I'm going to get a lot for this, but unpopular opinion,
Harry Styles was overrated.
Sorry, I'm leaving the studio.
I'm going home.
Cam's left the studio, Mia.
He's out the door.
Come back, Cam.
He's a great, great guy, and I am a One Direction fan,
but I just feel like the fan feeling is just too much.
Hey, well, Mia, you know, the segment's not called Popular Opinions.
It's called Unpopular Opinions, and you nailed it, mate.
Nice work.
Bree and Clint.
It's time for What's the Plot?
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.
Not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line,
that she can do.
Brie and Clint's What's The Plot?
Clint is away.
Cam Mansell is filling in.
He will be running the game.
And there's $500 cash on the line thanks to KFC.
All you have to do is be quicker at guessing the movie plots than me.
Lauren.
G'day, mate.
Hello.
Have you played before in the car?
No, I haven't.
What would be your best advice for Lauren, Cam?
I reckon be as quick as humanly possible.
Bree is fire when it comes to this game.
How she remembers all of these plot lines,
I genuinely have no idea.
But I'm definitely rooting for you, Lauren.
I hope you've got this one in the bag.
Me too.
I'm rooting for you too, Lauren,
but I'm not going to give it to you, okay?
Yeah, no problem.
Here's how it works.
Cam Mansell is going to read out the movie plots.
You buzz in with your name
when you think you know what the movie is.
If it's wrong, we keep going and the other person gets a free guess.
Okay?
First to two correct wins.
All right.
Are you ready for plot number one?
Okay.
A Liberian in Chicago suffers from a rare genetic disorder
that causes him to drift uncontrollably back and forth throughout time.
Brie!
Lauren?
Lauren?
Brie, you were just ahead.
The time traveler's wife.
That is one to Brie.
All right, Lauren, are you ready for number two?
Yeah.
Here we go.
When kids sneak into an inventor's upstairs laboratory to retrieve their missing baseball,
his experimental shrink ray.
Oh, what's that called?
Honey, I shrugged the kids.
Oh, she is on fire today.
I am sorry, Lauren.
I'm so sorry, Lauren.
It's okay.
It was just my afternoon today.
Hey, mate.
Thanks so much for playing.
We really appreciate you calling through.
We're going to get you a 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Oh, cool.
Awesome.
Thank you.
We appreciate you, Lauren.
Oh, God.
I'm always so stressed on a Thursday.
I'm sorry, Lauren.
That was all the stress is just going off my shoulders now.
You absolutely crushed it.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.
What a great film.
Bring that.
Let's bring that back.
I genuinely, is there like some secret lock and code somewhere in your brain
that you just store your movies in?
In my brain, literally doesn't store any other information.
Like, you know, the pin code to my bank card?
Forgot it.
Don't have anything else.
Hey, that was What's the Plot?
We'll play next week for $550.
Bree and Clint.
I saw this really interesting story.
Yes, I need the royal music because it's about the royal family.
And Kate Middleton and Prince William, look,
obviously they are the perfect couple.
That's what they appear to be, you know?
It's every girl's dream to be a princess, right?
Is she a princess?
I don't even know.
I'm pretty sure she is.
Yeah, Prince Kate.
Princess Kate, not Prince Kate.
It's a different story altogether.
The Duchess of Cambridge?
Yeah, that's Kate Middleton.
Look, I don't follow it all that often, but I saw this article
and it was talking about how Kate Middleton used to have a nickname for Prince William.
Because, you know, obviously when you're in a relationship,
you have your special little nicknames.
What are your thoughts on these nicknames?
Are you for them?
Are you against them?
Depends what it is.
Fair.
You know?
Like, I feel like some of them I'm like,
and other ones I'm like, they're quite cute.
Did you get nicknamed Hun?
I got called Hun one time and I was like, oh.
Wait, Hun or Hung?
Well, actually, in different situations, both.
Both.
Hey, muzzle tough.
Hey, Producer Claude, do you and your partner have any nicknames for each other?
Not on purpose.
Oh, here we go. This is good.
It's an autocorrect. So we call each other
Baby.
It's cute. That's like a normal one
but we shorten it to the letters BB
but autocorrect is like, well,
obviously you meant Bob.
So we just end up calling each other Bob.
See, I quite like that one then.
That's quite cute.
Bob.
I'm just going to go hang out with Bob.
Hanging out with Bob.
Me and my relationship, we just call each other babe.
We don't really have any other nicknames that go beyond that.
Oh, my nickname in the relationship is fart machine probably.
I know why.
Hey, but what do you think Kate Middleton's nickname for Prince William was allegedly?
Was it just a standard, like his name's William?
Was it Willie?
You're very close.
Oh, really?
Albert.
No, producer Megan, last guess.
I honestly don't know.
I have nothing
Apparently the nickname she had
For Prince William is Big Willie
No
Yes
This is true story
Because he was tall, right?
Yeah, totally
Apparently the name has been retired now
Because obviously He shrunk He's getting older, shrinking Real tall. Apparently the name has been retired now because obviously.
He's shrunk.
He's getting older and shrinking.
It is winter.
It is winter.
In wintertime he's just Willy and in summertime he's Big Willy.
Now apparently Prince Harry used that nickname to have a laugh in his wedding speech at their wedding.
Is that where Kate got it from? No, I
think he was like saying, oh, do you guys
know what Kate calls Will?
That is worth a laugh. I know, pretty good, eh?
Bree and Clint. One of my
favourites, someone texted through and said,
I call my husband PP and he calls
me boobs. Don't know why it started.
I would love to know the backstory behind
that. Like, there must be some situation where
that became a thing. I love it, eh. So good. What about the other one?
They said, I call my partner Poohberry. I don't know if I want to know
the situation as to why that is a nickname, but let's talk to you guys.
Kelly, g'day mate. Hello.
Kelly, tell us. Get it out there. What do
you call your partner?
Well, his name is Stephen.
And so when he's in trouble, I call him Ishvan.
Wait, what?
So Ishvan is Stephen for Hungarian.
Right. Hungarian Stephen because he's from Hungary.
Oh, gotcha.
So you whip out the Hungarian on him.
Yep.
I love that, Kelly. That's so good.
It's kind of like the similar version when your mum would call you by your full name.
Oh, it's never a good time.
Yeah, similar vibe. I like that, Kelly.
What about you, Katie? G'day.
Oh, that was me.
Hello.
G'day, Katie. You there?
Hi. Yeah, I'm here.
Katie, what's your nickname for your partner?
I call him Peanut.
Peanut.
What?
Why?
I don't know.
I was just watching a movie one day and someone just called their kid Peanut.
So I was like, you're kind of like a peanut.
That's kind of cute.
You can be Peanut.
And does he have a nickname for you, Katie?
I don't know.
He calls me, I don't know, Silly Wombat.
Not as cool as Peanut, though.
Silly Wombat.
I think that's pretty good. I don't know. He calls me, like, I don't know, Silly Wombat. Not as cool as Peanut, though. Silly Wombat?
I think that's pretty good.
I don't mind it.
Very good, Katie.
What about Casey?
A lot of K names.
G'day, Casey.
Hi.
Tell us, Casey. Do you have some cool nicknames for each other?
Well, I call my partner Nunu.
Nunu?
That's the name of the Teletubbies vacuum cleaner, right?
Yes, exactly.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute, Casey.
Where are we going with this?
Wait a minute.
Why do you call your partner Nunu?
Oh, just randomly one night he was just like kissing me on the cheek
and then he just, you know, started kind of just doing a little like sucky.
Like raspberries?
Yeah, almost type thing.
And it just reminded me of that.
And that was going back four and a half years ago now.
I love that one.
It even went to the point where you could personalise
a 12-pack of Spades bottles.
And you got it on there for him?
Yeah, and I'm a proud ginger.
Love it.
And it said,
good on you, Nunu,
for having the balls to fall in love with a giant moody ginger.
Now, he's forever got personalised Spades bottles
with that and his little new nickname?
Your guys, it's relationship goals for sure.
And hey, because you gave him a Teletubbies nickname, just as long as you don't call him Tinky Winky.
No.
Good, good.
He'll be stoked with that.
Let's take one more.
Michaela.
Hello, mate.
Hey, how's it going?
Good, thanks.
What are the nicknames you have in your relationship for each other?
Well, we kind of call each other Frank and Doris.
Frank and Doris.
Okay, tell us why.
Yeah, well, his name's Joe and I'm Michaela,
but I don't know really how it started.
I think there was this old TV show and it was like,
straight to the moon, Doris, or something like that.
And so every time we just have this random bit of acting like Doris and Frank,
this old, like, married couple that just, like, bicker and will just say random shit.
I like it, Michaela.
You know why?
It gives you an insight into someone's relationship when you have those cute little inside jokes
where everyone else is like, what the hell are they talking about?
You know?
Do you guys ever do it when you're driving? Like, I feel like when
couples are driving, that's always a situation where some bickering can come up and I feel
like Doris and Frank would probably make an appearance. Oh, they would go to town. Doris and Frank.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, for sure. Make it into it. Hey, thanks for calling through, Michaela.
We appreciate it, mate. Hey, last, I just want to read out one more text on this. Someone said
there's a character in Rick and Morty in an episode called Mr. Poopy Butthole.
I called my wife Mrs. Poopy Butthole and it sort of stuck.
But by default, technically, that makes me Mr. Poopy Butthole.
And it's time for Birthday Banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.
Three and Clint's Birthday Banger.
Alright, Birthday Banger time.
Let's get you home on a Thursday. This is
where you call us and we tell you
what was the song top in the charts on your
16th birthday and Cam, we're going
to get three of them and then you and I
have to vote for our favourite one
to play in full. I am excited. Alright,
who are we going to go to first?
Let's go to Alex.
G'day, Alex.
How are you going, guys?
Good, mate.
How are you?
Oh, fantastic for a Thursday, can't complain.
Oh, I like your attitude, Alex.
You've got good vibes.
Thank you.
What's your birthday, mate?
8th of 1999.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2015.
And on the 8th of March, this was number one.
That is a banger.
Bruno Mars, Uptown Funk.
Alex, I like it.
Very, very good, thank you.
Very good.
Happy with that.
Can't complain with that one.
Stick around.
We might vote for that one.
Let's go to Lily.
G'day, Lily.
Hi.
How are you?
Great, thanks.
How are you guys?
Good, thank you, Lily.
Now, I heard you're doing this one for your Uncle Harry.
Yep.
Oh, that's nice of you.
When was your Uncle Harry born?
He was born on the 13th of November
1963.
Alright, that means he was 16
in 1979.
And on the 13th of November in
1979, this would have been number one. And Patrick Hernandez, Born To Be Alive.
Do you know that one?
I have no idea.
I have never heard that song in my life either.
Haven't you?
No.
If you've ever watched, what's the Chevy Chase movies?
Do you guys know those ones?
No.
Anyway, you'd see it on that movie.
Thanks for calling, Lily.
We'll see if your Uncle Harry will take it out.
Probably not because Cam's never heard of the song.
Michaela, last one for this afternoon.
G'day, Michaela.
Hey, how's it going?
Good, how are you?
Good, thanks.
Excited to be on Birthday Banger, finally.
Well, I'm excited to have you.
How long have you been trying to get on?
Too long.
Too long.
Well, you're here now and that's what counts.
I'm very interested.
What is your birthday?
7th of December, 1994.
All right, Michaela.
That means you were 16 in 2010.
And on the 7th of December in 2010, this would have been number one.
Oh, yeah, Michaela, the black eyed peas, the time.
What do you think?
Yeah, it's pretty good.
I'm not going to lie.
Mate, it's very good.
We saw it when they came to Friday Jams Live a few years ago,
and it was amazing.
Yeah, I bet it was.
Michaela, are you going to come to Friday Jams Live this year?
I'm hoping to.
Tickets are on sale tomorrow, I think, aren't they?
Michaela, you're doing my job for me.
You're a bloody pro.
I like it, Michaela.
Stop it.
You should call more often.
Yeah, call any time.
You've got the great vibes. I try. I like it, Michaela. Stop it. You should call more often. Yeah, call any time. You've got the great vibes.
I try.
I try.
To be honest, you could probably push the buttons better than I can.
So if you want, come in and you can take over.
Yeah, tomorrow, what are you up to?
Call in sick for work.
Oh, don't tempt me.
I'll call in sick for work.
I love it, Michaela.
All right, it's time to vote.
What are you thinking?
Cam Mansell.
Well, for me, it's out of two songs because I did not know the Born To Be Alive song.
Never heard that in my life.
So for me, it's out of Uptown Funk and The Black Eyed Peas.
What are you thinking?
I know what I want.
I'm leaning more towards The Black Eyed Peas.
Me too.
Oh my goodness.
That means Michaela, if we can get Michaela back for a second.
The wait has been worth it.
You've won birthday banger, mate.
Woo!
All right, let's play it for you right now.
This one's for Michaela.
The black eyed peas, the time, dirty bit.
Let's do it.
Thanks, guys.
Thanks, Michaela.
Call any time, mate.
And I never felt this way before.
And I swear this is true. time, mate.
That's your birthday banger on ZM this afternoon.
Dirty bit.
What an absolute anthem. God, they
were so massive around that time.
They just had hit after hit after hit.
After hit.
After hit.
And the thing I find with the Black Eyed Peas,
their songs just don't seem to get old.
Like, we haven't been listening to them that much lately,
but then you hear that song.
It's fresh.
It's so good.
So good.
Timeless.
Hey, up next on the show,
we wanted to do a thing that I'm calling Pick a Path,
which if you've ever played a video game like that is
essentially where you pick the way you want to go. So this is how it's going to work. Cam has got
a news story that he's going to pitch to you and then I'll pitch you a news story and you tell us
which one you'd rather hear. So you guys, the audience, get to pick what you would like to hear
up next. So you get to pick your own path. pick what you would like to hear up next.
So you get to pick your own path.
So what have you got coming up, Cam?
Coming up, I have a mystery Boeing 737 that has been found on a beach near Bali.
And there's no explanation as to why the plane is there.
There are some-
Like a crash plane or a whole plane?
It's a whole plane.
The plane is still fully intact.
And we're talking a 737.
It's not a small plane. It's a whole plane. The plane is still fully intact. And we're talking a 737. It's not a small plane.
It's 120 to 160 seats.
A big plane.
Why is it there?
No one knows.
They may know.
There's some theories.
There's some theories.
Oh, well, you got me hooked.
I don't think my story is going to get voted for.
I've got an article which is talking about dogs' sleeping habits.
And depending on the position that they sleep in
uh what it tells you about them and their behavior and how they feel at the time i'm not gonna lie i
don't have a dog but i'm intrigued okay well text us now 9696 do you want to hear the plane story
or do you want to hear about dog sleeping habits um and you guys get to choose what's coming up next.
We did a thing before where we asked you to text through on 9696,
pick a path.
So we had two stories.
Cam had a story about a Boeing 737 that is in the middle of nowhere in Bali and no one knows how it got there.
And I had a story about dogs' sleeping habits
and what it means depending on what position they're in.
And look, I'm not going to lie, the text coming through, very even.
So let's just do both.
Okay.
Okay, you go first.
I need to know about this random plane.
So this random plane was found in the middle of Bali.
No explanation how it got there,
but there are some theories that a really rich businessman bought the plane with the hopes to turn it into a restaurant.
Right.
Unfortunately, before he could finish the restaurant and open it, he went bankrupt.
And what, he just left a Boeing 737 in the middle of nowhere?
In the middle of nowhere.
My question is, though, how did they get it there?
Because I've seen photos of it.
There are wings, like the whole thing.
It's a full plane.
It looks fully intact.
Yeah.
And where is it?
Is it in a field somewhere?
Is it on top of a mountain?
It's on a field.
Okay.
But a 737 takes a lot of space to land.
I reckon they surely would have taken it apart.
Maybe took the wings off.
And then put it back together.
You're a lot smarter than I am.
You imagine just going on, you know, on a scooter ride in Bali and you're just like,
there's a plane.
737 landing on the gravel road next to you.
Yeah.
I'd love to go see that if I ever go back to Bali.
There's some really random planes all around the world.
Like someone did this Google Maps thing where they found random planes that
are parked in different places.
Have you seen,
um,
is it,
it's some desert somewhere and it's the plane graveyard.
Yeah.
And it's quite close to area 53 or something.
I think.
And they just have hundreds and hundreds of decommissioned planes and it's
literally a plane graveyard.
And in COVID times, a lot of planes went there to get parked up,
but now that travel is back, they've got the planes back.
Oh, and they got them back.
Yeah.
Imagine if you're one of the planes that never came back.
You're like, oh.
R.I.P.
Hello, Dr. Smile, friend.
Well, there you go.
The random plane in Bali, apparently it was meant to be a restaurant.
Free in Clint.
This next story I was super
interested in because I always look at my dog Whitney Houston and I wonder why she sleeps in
certain positions. She does sleep in some funny positions like I've seen her on her back with her
legs in the air. She loves sleeping on her back. She quite likes sleeping on her side next to the
couch. Oh you really do know my dog that's so right we call it the paper clip when she sleeps on her side because she kind of looks
like a paper clip she's not a paper not a paper clip a stapler staple with the legs out yeah yeah
um but this article is uh talking about what those sleeping positions means about your dog
and so they've asked a dog expert i thought you're gonna say they asked a dog i was like oh yeah yeah this is the first of its kind no they've asked a dog expert and uh this is what
she's had to say um i want to ask producer claude because she's got a dog what is the most common
sleeping position for kai he usually sleeps as if he's passed away.
What do you mean?
Like flat on his side, just like.
So on his side?
On his side, but stretched out.
Gotcha.
Almost on his back.
Okay, cool.
Full display.
Because Whitney kind of sleeps like that too.
So this is what she says.
Side sleeping, one of the most common positions for a dog to sleep in with their legs splayed out.
It's good news for you as their owner.
It means they're comfortable enough to expose their stomach to you, showing they have trust in you.
Oh.
Isn't that cute?
That's super cute.
I know.
Let's go to the one.
I was going to go to the one on their backs, but she actually doesn't include that.
My dog's just weird.
On their bellies.
So if they're on their bellies and their legs are kind of in front of them,
it says this is a common position for dogs as well.
After coming home from a walk, it doesn't necessarily mean they're exhausted,
but it means they're regulating their temperature
by exposing their bellies to cooler surfaces.
Isn't that interesting?
Dogs are so wise.
Dogs are so intelligent.
They just listen to their bodies, eh?
They're like, this is what I need.
Yeah, exactly.
Flash on the tiles.
What does it mean if a dog, you know where dogs kind of do,
they go round and round and then they curl up in a little ball?
Oh, yeah.
She says that historically dogs will spin in circles before settling down
and find a curled up position to nap.
This is because circling used to be how dogs checked for threats before settling down in a safe position.
It also helps to make them feel small and protected.
Dogs are cute.
Dogs are the cutest, eh?
I always find it buzzy how dogs feel human emotion so much.
Yeah.
Like my mum was on the beach the other day and she saw
this dog that reminded her of her old dog and then she started crying and this dog just like
bolted at her to come and make sure she was okay it was bizarre we don't deserve dogs i know we
don't deserve them hey look i've just found uh the last position when they are sleeping on their
back like my dog whitney houston uh if they are sleeping on their back they're getting ready to drop a big fuck i have this very bizarre situation that i've just read about online
you may potentially have seen it last week but basically in australia there is a farmer who is
out right on his sheep and there was this random thing in the middle of one of the fields what do
you mean like a random thing like Like how big are we talking?
I've seen a photo of it.
It's quite big.
And it was kind of dug into the ground like it's fallen from the sky.
Something has fallen from space and landed in some Aussie farmer's field.
At first, they had no idea what it was.
But they've done a little bit of research around it.
And it's some space junk that they think may have fallen off a SpaceX aircraft.
What?
It is honestly so bizarre.
Or are they covering it up, and this potentially might be from an alien aircraft.
Oh, they're covering it up.
It's a conspiracy.
I'm pretty sure I saw a UFO last week, so I'm definitely going with the conspiracy theory.
How many lemonades did you had?
Literally none, which is quite strange for me.
But it also got me thinking about the situation where one time my auntie and uncle found these
weird rocks all around their house.
They were on the roof.
They were in the pool.
They were in the garden around the pool.
And they could not, for the life of them, work out what these rocks were.
What?
They were just everywhere.
And what did they look like?
They were quite small, kind of red in colour,
and they thought it was some kind of asteroid
that had potentially broken off and...
Stop it.
There'd been like a shower of these rocks on their house.
So they called a scientist and got the scientist
to come to their house.
How much did that cost?
I honestly have no idea.
You got a rich auntie and uncle.
Shout out to them.
Can't wait for my birthday present this year.
But then the weirdest part was the scientist came along and was like,
I have no idea what these are.
I'm going to take them away to the lab and do some tests on them.
Oh my God, I'm so excited to find out what this is.
Try and figure out what is going on.
So he takes them away.
Two weeks later, they get this phone call from the scientist.
What is it?
It wasn't space junk at all.
Oh, no.
What was it?
It was just a generic rock that some of my cousin's friends had thrown at the house.
And they'd thrown, like, hundreds and hundreds of these rocks at their house.
And they were everywhere.
What?
So where were your...
So your cousins were just throwing random rocks into the backyard at the house?
Apparently it was like one of their ex-boyfriends or something.
There was definitely more to the story, but the story I got told was...
Oh my God.
Or it was actual space rocks and they're covering it up again.
It's a conspiracy.
It's always a conspiracy, especially when it comes to space.
Well, there you go.
Space junk.
If you've seen space junk, text us, 9696.
But it'll probably get intercepted by, you know, the government
because it's a conspiracy.
It's always a conspiracy.
Always a conspiracy.
Hey, that's the end of the show.
I feel like it's gone so quickly.
Well, the end of the show. I feel like it's gone so quickly. Well, the end of the show for me.
You're going to continue on and stay with people and do some more songs and stuff.
I wonder what the world record is for the longest radio show.
Well, do you remember Jason Peejay back in the day?
What was it?
52 hours, I'm pretty sure.
52 hour marathon.
Should we try doing an on-air marathon and beat them?
Nah. I'm good, eh? You-air marathon and beat them? Nah.
I'm good, eh?
You've got puppies at home to go pat.
Well, enjoy the rest of your night, Cam.
Thanks so much for filling in.
Hey, thanks for having me.
It's been fun.
We will be back tomorrow.
Hopefully Clint is back.
He's feeling better.
But we will see you there.
Thanks for hanging out.
Bye, guys.
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