ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 11th December 2024

Episode Date: December 11, 2024

Have you ever crashed a wedding - it's Bree's new dream.  The best Xmas present you ever got.  Bree's test.  Things to avoid talking about at the family Christmas.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Good evening, everybody. Brie and Clint. The Zedium studios here that we work out of look out to quite a nice courtyard. And there's someone just outside the window who's taken their laptop outside to work. Do you want me to go see what she's Googling? Well, no, this is my point. I've done that before. I'm like, oh, nice day. I should get outside and do some work.

There's no way she can see anything on that screen right now. I'm going to go see if I can see what she's Googling on. Have you ever tried to use your laptop outside? Girls, have you used your laptop outside? It sounds nice. It's a squinter's nightmare trying to see that thing out in daylight. Very romantic, but in reality. She's fully writing emails and sending them.

Wow, that's impressive. I'm watching her. She's typing and everything. You really need to find a spot of shade, like under a tree. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why is she outside? Is she vaping? Smoking ciggies.

I don't think so. One time when I was young, we dragged, you know when TVs, Ella wouldn't have been alive, but TVs used to have the huge back on them, Ella. They used to be really big. And one time we decided, it was the middle of summer, and we decided to drag this TV out into the pool area. And I'm not joking when I say it was one of the hardest things we've ever done. We lugged this thing up the stairs to the pool area

and then got it sorted and then plugged it in. Anyway, it was so glary you couldn't see a thing. Couldn't see a thing, yeah. So we pretty much just listened to the cricket on the TV because you couldn't see it. You couldn't see TVs at all back in the day, during the day. Yeah. You had to pull the curtains. Even these days they're pretty glary.

I saw someone say that TVs are one of the only technology items that have got cheaper over the years. Everything else has got more expensive. But TVs, if you wanted to buy a 40-inch, well, first of all, you couldn't buy a 40-inch TV. But they were thousands of dollars. Yeah. And now you get one from the warehouse for, I don't know, a couple hundred bucks.

Not if you want that top-of-the-line, premium, market 3D TV. Oh, 3D curved? Yeah, 3D curved TV. They're the really sought after ones. Today on the show, lots of fun, but the main thing we need to address is this heated battle going on in Tradie vs Lady. The Tradies yesterday were told they need to win all but one

to take out the year. Yes, correct. And they lost yesterday. That doesn't mean it's all over. It's not all over yet. They do need to win every game from here though. They have to win every game, yeah. They can't mean it's all over. It's not all over yet. They do need to win every game from here, though. They have to win every game, yeah. They can't drop a game from here.

Can the tradies get off on the right foot today? Oh, $800 is it? And we need one tradie and one lady. Who's it going to be? Give us a call. Bree and Clint. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go.

It's what the people keep coming back for, Clint, to see who is going to take out the deciding year of tradie versus lady. Mama Di was on the blower to me this morning, just being like, oh, who's going to do it? I hope the tradies win today so they keep some in it. Yeah, I don't mind who wins. I would like the tradies to take it all the way, though. Like, right to the end.

You know, a couple more wins. I still want to be... It's a big ask. I want this to still be a competition next week. Yeah, 100%. That's what you want. The tradies need to win every single game right up until next Friday. And that will be our decider. Our lady is calling from Te Amutu.

She is 30 years old, and she is a hermit. Welcome to the show, Chanel. Chanel, Chanel. Yes. Chanel. Chanel. Chanel. Okay, Chanel, by hermit do you mean...

You're a crab. You read a lot of books? Sadly, no. An introvert. You like to stay home. Yes, that's the word. books? Sadly, no. An introvert. You like to stay home. Yes, that's the word. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Chanel the Hermit.

You're taking on our tradie from Auckland, the 37, and they love water sports. Welcome to the show, Joseph. G'day, Joseph. By water sports, I'm guessing you mean water polo. No, no, no, more like jet ski. Jet ski racing. Yeah, I was...

Yeah, that's what I was doing. Yeah. What's the hardest part about water polo? Getting a horse in the pool. I've never played in it. That would be quite difficult. Horses are quite good swimmers. Joseph, you need to move around a bit.

You've got puru reception. Do you reckon we can try and make it a bit better? Is that better? A little bit. Can you take us off speaker? You sound like you're calling us from 1972. Yeah, you sound like you're calling us from the jet ski. Get in the DeLorean, Joseph.

Go to the DeLorean. It's getting worse. It's getting worse. Is it? Joseph, can we get a test one, two? Are you there? Yeah, we got you now. Okay, let's do this thing.

Joseph, you're trading Chanel, your lady. First to three wins the game. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Name one of the two main stars in the original Men in Black movies. Trini. Yes, Joseph. Will Smith. Will Joseph. Will Smith.

Will Smith. Will Smith. We also would have accepted Tommy Lee Jones. One to the tradies. Question number two. What type of footwear are the Birkenstock Company famous for? Training. Yes, Joseph.

Sandals. Sandals. Sandals is correct. Two to the tradies. None to the ladies. You need this one, Chanel. Are you still there? Oh, God. Yeah to the ladies. You need this one, Chanel. Are you still there?

Oh, God. Yeah. All right. It's tough, eh? You need this one to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. I don't know what you heard about me. Ladies, tradies.

Yes, Chanel. Chanel. 50 Cent. 50 Cent. Nice. She's on the board. Here she is. Okay.

Two to the tradies. One to the ladies. Question number four. What year was Barack Obama elected to the US presidency? Was it 2004, 08 or 2012? Yes, Joseph. 2012.

Incorrect. 2004 and 2008 are your choices, Chanel. I'm just going to guess and answer and say 2008. Well done. That is right. We are all tied up in this game. Here we go for the win.

Question number five. What is the largest reptile in the world? Lady. Joseph. Snake. Snake is incorrect. Chanel for the win. Guessing here, crocodile. She's got it. Wow. Chanel for the win. Oh, guessing here, crocodile.

She's got it. Wow. She's a lead. Ladies. What a tough match. She's a lead. That was, oh, I can't believe that. Joseph, you'll be absolutely kicking yourself for blowing that lead, I bet, won't you?

Oh, Joseph. Yeah, I tried to get it for the three before. Yeah, you did bloody well, mate. You really, really tried hard. But Chanel stays home and studies all day. She's a hermit. I was starting to sweat. What'd she say? I was starting to sweat. Chanel, that was the

comeback of the year. Chanel gets the win and the $50. Joseph, it was a valiant effort. Stay there, we're going to find you some KFC, okay? Unlucky, Joseph. No worries. Okay, sweet as. Great game, though. We're going to find you some KFC, okay? Unlucky Joseph. Don't worry. Okay, sweet ass. Great game though. We will dissect what that means for Tradiverse Lady for the rest of the year soon. In the meantime, here's Cassie Henderson on ZM.

Bree and Clint. God, it's close now. How many days till Christmas? 14. Is it? I think so. 14 producers? Yeah, it's the 11th, so yeah, 14.

Oh, that was quick from me. Slash, I looked at the whiteboard where Ella had written it. Oh, she updates that every day, and that's the first time we've referenced it in 60-something days. Yeah, it started in the 70s. Did it? On the long road. Actually so impressed that you remember to update that every day.

Well, it's in big writing, and Clint pretending to Google it. Mate, it's on the whiteboard. Yeah, I was going to check. I always like to fact check. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah, I was going to check. I always like to fact check. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah. You can check.

Well, we can do 14. We can do 25 minus 11 in our head, so. Huh? What? Why would you do 25 minus 11? Because it's the 11th of December and Christmas is on the 25th. It's too much for them. I don't get it.

Okay, just man you, Claude. Move on. You know how I don't like to do maths on this show. I'm with you, Bree. It's very, very close now. 14 days till Christmas, till the big guy comes, Santa Claus. Yeah, we've established that. Yeah.

I'm going to strangle this guy before the end of the year, eh? It's my goal. You're being, I reckon, like you're always annoying, don't get me wrong. But the last couple of weeks, producers producers can you back me on this? He's trying to upset us. It hurts. It's because you guys are very wind-up-able at the moment. You've got short wecks. Don't make me turn

on you and I'll try and wind you up. You don't want that. It's so easy for me. I know how to do it in three seconds and I'm very pleasant in this studio and have been for a number of years. There's something I hold in or I'm very pleasant in this studio and have been for a number of years. There's something I hold in or I'm very, very

polite. Not in the three o'clock hour. We don't talk about that while there's children listening. We don't talk about that while there's children listening. Farts? Oh, you're talking about doing that. What were you talking about? Nothing. What. What were you talking about? Nothing.

What the hell were you talking about? Nothing. Anyway, we move on. I was reminiscing last night with my partner. We were talking about the best Christmas gifts we ever got as kids. Because there's never, like, Christmas is never as exciting

when you get older. Kids lap it up now the best time. Like it's still good. Don't get me wrong. Christmas is still great. But as a kid, Christmas is the day. Well, Christmas is for kids. So you shouldn't expect Christmas to be as good as it was.

Who said it's for kids? The world. Christmas. No way. Santa. No way. Christmas is for kids. Santa still comes to me.

Yeah, but. He hasn't come to you for quite a few years, but that's your own fault. Fair enough. That's your own fault. What is the greatest gift you ever got as a kid? I know exactly what it is. As soon as you say that, I go straight back to the Christmas that it happened. We woke up.

Dad had got an old sheet and he'd covered it in tinsel and he'd draped it over a second hand 50cc scooter that he'd bought it in tinsel and he'd draped it over a secondhand 50cc scooter that he'd bought. He had no rego or warrant. He gave us a scooter and a helmet and it was for us three boys to share and it was the greatest Christmas present we ever received. See? It doesn't take much.

It was a total dunger, but it started every time. That's what you want as a kid. That's the key. That is the key. Out of a toy motorbike. Yeah. Yeah. Greatest Christmas present ever. Motorbike, scooter. Scooter. Say still, you want as a kid. That's the key. Out of a toy motorbike. Greatest Christmas present ever. Motorbike, scooter. Scooter.

Say still same thing as a kid. Had a motor and two wheels, okay? That's all you need. What's your greatest Christmas present ever? My dad did get us, he bought us a 1963 Toyota Corolla. Oh, yeah? It was a cool looking car and that was the car I learnt to drive in when I was about 11. But other than that. A paddock basher. Yeah. Yeah. It was a cool-looking car, and that was the car I learned to drive in when I was about 11.

But other than that – A paddock basher. Yeah. Yeah. Which that was the first of a few because we crashed most of them. That's what they're for, though. That's what they're for. Yeah, that's not what Dad said.

He was pretty upset. We bent the axle on that one. What kind of father gets angry that an 11-year-old crashes the car you gave them? What do you expect the 11-year-old to do with the car? He was upset because he's like, no kids of mine will not be good enough drivers that you can't do a handbrake. Yeah, but at 11? Handbrake slide into one of the dirt roads and not hit the apple trees. Yeah, but at 11?

Yeah. Yeah. It was pretty good. But in terms of like one of the greatest presents that I can remember, and I reckon the best presents are the ones that you use all Christmas Day and you're like just itching to, you know, is the Game Boy. It was Game Boy Color. Yeah.

And along with it, Santa also gave us, me, I got Pokemon Blue. Yeah. And my brother got Pokemon Red and we played it all day on Christmas Day. That was one of the greatest Christmas presents ever. Absolutely. So good. I reckon, because you're showing your age with Game Boy, but I reckon if you gave it to a kid these days, it would go just as hard.

I bought one a few years ago and replayed it. Yeah, you bought one of those Timu ones, eh, with all the built-in games. No, I bought a refurbished Game Boy. Oh, really? Yeah, and I bought Pokemon Blue and I replayed it again. Still good? Just as good as I remember. Yeah.

Let's reminisce. Oh, $800 a day. What do you reckon is the greatest Christmas gift you ever received? Yeah, what is it? What's the gift that sticks out to you where you're like, oh. And no one call up and say, a loving family. Okay, we know. Food on the table.

Shelter. For us all to be all together. We know, but that's when we want to talk about toys and stuff. Grandma lasting another Christmas. Free and Clint. What's the greatest Christmas present you ever got? Have you got an amazing gift

recently, like in your adult years that you can remember? Oh, don't put me on the spot. You don't remember anything you got, did you? Yes, I did. Yeah, I did. Yeah? Oh, I couldn't choose. I couldn't bear to choose.

Don't make me choose. I can choose. It was my PS5. Oh, did you get it for Christmas? Well, I mean, Christmas birthday is a joint present. From who? From my partner. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, greatest gift ever. You hate joint presents, but if it's a PS5, you're okay with it? But if it's that good, then I'm okay. Oh, you hate people cheaping out and going, it's for both. Exactly. But if you go hundy on a big present then I'm completely fine with it. Okay, that's good to know where the line is. No, not for you

guys. No, no. Yeah, noted. No. I've got her for Secret Santa, so I'm looking to get out of her birthday as well. How dare you? We want to know what's the greatest Christmas present you ever received. Aaron's caught up. G'day, Aaron.

Hi, Aaron. Hey, how are you going? What was the greatest gift you ever got, Aaron? So it was a yellow CD Walkman back in the days, and I got the Now 5 CD to go with it. Oh, great. How good. Claudia, can you please quickly Google what was on Now, that's what I call music volume five,

so we can really evoke some memories here. Aaron might recall. Do you remember any of the songs that were on it, Aaron? I can only, I think it was on there. It was Mumbo No. 5. Oh, what a year. Showing the age a little bit, yeah. What a year that was.

Can you picture Aaron rocking around Christmas Day with his yellow CD Walkman? Remember when you used to tap it? Yeah, you had the anti-shock, yeah. Going around to all the aunties? Jessica, here I am. Good memories. Thank you, Aaron.

We appreciate it. Chloe, did you find anything else on there? Shania Twain. Yeah. Tina Turner. Yeah, oh. Simply the Best. It was When the Heartache is Over. Oh Over and Venga Boys, We Like to Party

Yeah We're asking what's the greatest Christmas present you've ever received Someone said my best gift was a bright pink 10 speed bike I was 10 years old and that was my freedom I rode it everywhere I feel that to my core I got my 10 speed for my birthday I think I got it for. I feel that to my core. Me too. How bloody good. I got my 10 speed for my birthday.

I think I got it for my 10th birthday. And I felt like I had been given the keys to the world. You know? I never got a new bike. Didn't I? Just got my sister's hand-me-downs. Yeah, but you got a PlayStation for Christmas, so. When I was 30-something.

Someone texted and said, my greatest ever Christmas present was my divorce in 2007 Congratulations That's a big deal It went through on Christmas? Like what lawyer is finalising divorce papers on December 25th? I mean a good lawyer obviously One that wants to give great Christmas gifts

Yeah fair enough Someone else said my series 8 Apple Watch Okay That's not bad Laser guns Oh we got laser guns as kids. With those chest packs that you wore? So fun. What was it called? Laser

strike. Laser force? Laser force. Laser something. Laser strike. They had a huge moment, didn't they? And did you have the little drone that drove around as well? The drone? Yeah, they put out a drone that drove around and you could do practice shots with it. It kept moving.

We used to play on the farm and, to be honest, my brother would hide all day, like up the paddock. I'm like, you're ruining the game. Like, it's not meant to go for three hours. He's putting cow shit on his face. Someone said my best ever Christmas present was a harmonica. What kind of evil relative gives someone else's kid a harmonica for Christmas? That's terrible.

Someone else said a chattering and a doodle bear. Remember doodle bears? Doodle bears! And you put them in the washing machine when you want to start all over. Start all over again. Yeah. Can't call a toy doodle bear anymore, can you? No. It sounds too dodgy.

Someone said, I got a Hulkmania workout set when I was nine. So cool. Nine-year-old on the roids. What's a Hulkmania workout set? Hulkamania from the Hulk. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone's remembered Skip It.

Do you remember Skip It? Nah. What was Skip It? You put it around one leg. It's the plastic thing and it's got the ball on the end of it and you go around and around. You've got to jump over it with one foot and it counts how many times it's gone around.

Oh, nah. I don't remember that. You know them, eh, Claudia? Yeah, I had one and I could never get it working. Took my ankle out every time. Remember Yo-Ho Diablos? Oh, that's the sticks? Yeah, they were pretty fun.

And what was it, elastics? Elastics is good. Elastics was pretty fun. Yeah. Merry Christmas, everybody. I'm going to buy some laser, what are they called? Laser tags for my nephews. We've got to figure out what they're called.

Hold on. Let's have a look. That would be such a great gift for my nephews, laser tag. It just comes up with... Oh, they do have them. They've got them at the warehouse. They still exist? Yeah, they've got them at the warehouse.

Well, how good. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Are you watching Love Actually this year? Of course. I watch it every year. Is it becoming problematic yet, Love Actually? I mean, most things from that time are a little bit problematic.

And I hate things being classified problematic. But it feels like every time you watch that movie, there's something else that stands out and you go, wait, that's Alan Rickman, that's weird. No, we always hated Alan Rickman's character. Oh, true, his was never particularly weird. He was universally hated from the beginning. Keira Knightley, who was one of the big stars of Love Actually,

has just given an interview about that scene in the iconic Christmas movie Love Actually. She admitted that the scene where her husband's best friend professes his love to her in cue cards at the door, you know where it says, just say it's Carola's? You know that scene? Yes. She said that she thinks it's creepy, that scene.

Even she thinks it's creepy. It is pretty creepy. And it's the scene that made her famous. She said, my memory of doing the scene is where Richard Curtis, the director, said, no, Keira, you're looking at him like he's being creepy. And I'm like, but it is creepy. He's professing his love to me, his best friend's wife. And I barely know him.

While his best friend is on the couch. Yeah. And it's in cue cards. And then we had to redo the scene and I had to fix my face to make him not seem creepy. It is creepy, isn't it? What came first for Keira Knightley? Love Actually or Bend It Like Beckham?

Fantastic question. I'm going to do the research, okay? You know what's really creepy about Love Actually? Yes. In that film, Keira Knightley is 17. Oh, weird. She's 17. The guy holding the cards professing his love to her.

But in the movie, she's not 17. No, in the movie, she's married. That's what I mean. Yeah, I know. But in real person. In real life. In real life Keira Knightley was 17. Wow. And the guy with the cards was 12 years older than her. Yeah, he's the guy that ended up becoming the main character in the Walking Dead TV show. Oh, is that him? Yeah, that's him. What do you know? Yeah, what came first, Bend It Like Beckham or Love Actually? I'm going to say knowing how young she is here, 17 in Love Actually, Love Actually came first.

Bend It Like Beckham. Wow. Bend It Like Beckham was in 2002, Love Actually 2003, a year later. So she's 16 in Bend It Like Beckham. Apparently. Here's what really blew my mind. Keira Knightley, everything that she's achieved, as famous as she is, and how big she was in the 2000s, she's only 39.

Is she? Now. Keira Knightley is... Right, Claudia? Keira Knightley is 39 now. I thought that's what she would have been. But it makes sense, like, looking back, if she did bend it like Beckham when she was 16.

Is that the same age as you guys? Yeah. Excuse you, Claudia. You're in the... Clint, maybe, not me. You're in the... Clint, maybe, not me. You're in the window. No, not in the window. You are.

You're in the 35 to 39 bracket. When is that the bracket? It is. Your 30s get cut in two halves. I can't wait till you go into your 40s and I'm still in my 30s. You reckon we'll still be hanging out by then? Probably not. Bree and Clint.

Something I've always wanted to do after watching that Wedding Crashers movie is to crash a wedding. Yeah. I'd love it. What about crashing a funeral? Does it make you want to crash a funeral? No. Grief is a powerful aphrodisiac. The last thing I'd want to do, I think.

Crash a funeral. Yeah. But weddings, so fun. Even better when you have no responsibility because you don't know anyone. I'm not 100% convinced that it can be done. I know the movie made it seem easy, but I feel like weddings, everybody knows everybody, don't they?

This next story might make you think different. So there's a couple over in the States, in Milwaukee, by the name of Danny and Daisy, who recently got married in october and they had a photo booth at the wedding and they uh recently received all the photos back from the photo booth and they kept noticing um these two particular women that neither of them recognized they kept going who's that then they would go i don't know who's that but you invited them and they quickly realized that their wedding had been crashed wow

uh take take a listen to them talking about it we just got married in october and today we got our photos from the wedding back and there's two people that we did not invite to the wedding. We're genuinely not even mad. We're not mad. We think it's hilarious. Hope you had fun. We honestly would want to meet you and get lunch. Like, just hear your story. So, let us know if you know them. We're honestly,

we don't want to invoice you. We don't, honestly. He doesn't sound like he cares. She, to me, sounded like she cared. Oh, do you reckon? And she was like, hope you had fun. Hope you had fun. Do they know it's not like partners of somebody that they haven't met?

I guess they've canvassed all their friends and been like, do you know who these are? I think they're pretty sure. And there's more to the story because they posted that on TikTok and it went so viral. In nine hours, they found out who the two girls were. Oh, wow. The two girls came forward, their names are Valerie and Gracelyn. And they were like,

yeah, it was us. And it wasn't an accident. Pre-planned, premeditated. We decided that we wanted to crash a wedding. So we just kept driving around to all different wedding venues and eventually we found yours and then we walked in and then yada, yada, yada. Anyway, the four of them ended up having a Zoom call and they all had a good laugh about it. Brazen.

I tell you what's really bold about it. To crash a wedding is bold enough. To get in the photo a good laugh about it. Brazen. I tell you what's really bold about it. To crash a wedding is bold enough. To get in the photo booth. I love it. To provide evidence of your attendance that they will find later. It's kind of great. So good. Go and sign the registry.

I'm going to make it my mission next year. It's on my bucket list for next year. To crash a wedding. That's going to be my New Year's resolution. Well, all you've got to do is get yourself to Waiheke on any Saturday in summer. And just lurk around all the wedding venues. Just hang out at Mudbrick or Stoney Ridge

and just wait until you see the cars pull up with the white ribbons on the front and then in you go. They're like, that's the one. Walk in with the bridal party. And they'll go, hey, why is the host of Celebrity Treasure Island out with him? I'm like, guys, you wouldn't believe who the MC of the night is. I'm sure you're the person to crash and win.

Get in here, you lot. Isn't that the chick with the book? Yeah, that might be a bit of an issue. I thought we could ask people. No, I'm a caterer. I'm here doing the food. I wanted to get some inspiration. Have you done this before?

Maybe it's a bit of a needle in a haystack, but I reckon there's got to be some people out there that's done it. Crashed a wedding. Crashed a wedding. Or we'll even open it up, I want weddings. That's what I want. Yeah. Have you crashed a wedding? On purpose or not on purpose, either or?

Or have you crashed like a big event? What about someone who's like crashed a conference that's going on at a hotel and they have the party at the end and there's like the Microsoft team are there. Free drinks. And then you just put on a lanyard and you're like, party time. I could be Gerald. You don't know me.

Pass the hors d'oeuvres. I'm ready to party. 0800 dials at M or text on 9696. You're not going to get in trouble with us. We want to know what event did you crash? Yeah. Did you have the cojones, the balls to crash a wedding? The testicles.

Bree and Clint. Are you a wedding crasher? How did you do it? Give me all the tips. I want a new career in wedding crashing. You want to do it. Why do you want to do it? Is it because you want a free night on the booze?

Or you want the exhilaration of knowing that you're an intruder? I think it's a bit of both. I mean, weddings are always very fun. Yeah. Like, I always have a fantastic time at a bit of both. I mean, weddings are always very fun. Yeah. Like, I always have a fantastic time at a wedding. Yeah. And then imagine if just, you know, when you wanted to, you just

crashed a wedding. I feel like it's the event to crash. Everyone's in a good mood. Yeah. As long as you didn't crash, like, a headhunter's wedding or something like that, you'd be alright. Yeah. Even then. I mean, again, if it was you, I mean, and no disrespect to the headhunters, I'm sure they throw great weddings, but even if it was you, they mean, and no disrespect to the headhunters, I'm sure they throw great weddings. But even if it was you, they'd still go, oh, you're that true of the TV.

Why are you here? They're like, oh, he joined the gang. We'll patch you tonight. I'd have to have a back story. So we're asking whose event did you crash? Someone said not a wedding, but several years ago, we gate crashed a massive conference in Te Anau. We went down to the resort for dessert

and ended up in the conference drinking free alcohol and listening to their band on stage. We went home very happy and drunk. How good. What a great result. I love it. Someone else said, crashed a randoms wedding. We were at a work do in Auckland and me and my now husband

and his best mate went for a look around the venue. We heard a shindig, so we followed the music. We walked right in, grabbed a beer and started dancing. Got about 30 minutes in until the bride and groom yelled at us and said that they don't know us and we got kicked out. I've also crashed the VIP room at Ali Ali World Dance. Oh, Ali Pali. Oh, Ali Pali, yeah, sorry.

Until I said shush to the hubby and he yelled, oh my God, are we in the VIP room? Boom, we got kicked out straight away. This person wants to be anonymous and fair enough. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. You're a crasher.

No, no, I had someone. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. You're a crasher. No, no. I had someone try to crash my wedding. Oh. Was it Brie? No, it wasn't you, Brie. Sorry about that, Anonymous. Yeah. Give us the goss.

Okay. It was years ago, and it was a venue that was up in Spears. Yeah. Big flood of Spears. Yeah. I had got out of change, out of my wedding dress, and I was just going to go and put my mate in the car. Went to walk down the stairs, and these two guys were walking up the stairs,

and I went, oh, g'day. And they went, hi. And I said, oh, how do you know? And they went, oh, we know the bride. And I went, who are you, darling? I'm the bride. I'm the bride. And so they went, oh. So I very politely told them to go away.

That's hilarious. They're not your kind of people? Because I think the idea that Bree's romanticising here is that you'd go, ah, you cheeky old sods, come on in for a drink. Exactly. Where they realise, but they're like, come on in. Not the vibe anonymous? Yeah, no, it wasn't the vibe.

It was like, yeah. I reckon it was some of them, well, my now-heaps husband, work colleagues. Oh, really? Yeah, because they would have been, you know, free feed kind of people. Free feed people? They would have been free feed people.

Thanks, Anonymous. Great story. I love it. Someone texted her and said, I crashed someone's funeral on mistake thinking it was my uncle's. Oh, awkward. Oh, no. When do you realise?

I mean, it is one of those things where you walk in and everyone, you are trying to be quiet, especially if you're late. You know pretty quickly though, they give you a programme at a funeral and if it's not your uncle's face on it or name, you're at the wrong funeral. You'll be like, that's not him.

Someone said, I'm a chef and I went to the Sevens rugby tournament in Wellington as a chef, not to work, dressed as a chef. I pretty much got all access, all areas. That's a genius. What a good idea. That's such a great idea. Jane's here.

Hi, Jane. Hi, Jane. Hiya. You a crasher? Yeah, accidentally as well. How was it accidental? What happened, Jane. Hi, Jane. Hiya. You a crasher? Yeah, accidentally as well. How was it accidental? What happened, Jane? Me and a friend were in Switzerland, and we bought tickets to go on a boat.

Okay. And we lined up, and there was a boat leaving, so we quickly jumped on it as it took off. Yeah. And then everyone started being like, oh, where do you work in this company? Inquist. And we were like, well, I don't know what's going on. And it was like a work do for a tech company.

And we got stuck on a boat with this tech do for the next two hours. What? Were there perks? Was there free drinks and stuff? Yeah, yeah. There was free drinks. They were all very welcoming.

Oh, how good. They asked us about our trip. What are they going to do? Throw you overboard? No, exactly. Jane, please tell me you took the opportunity and you did some networking, you know? I wish it had been helpful.

Get your Blackberry out. Take down some details. Tell us about your background. This is very recent. Someone said, we accidentally crashed the free corporate event at the Coldplay concert. It was all good.

Free drinks, free food. We made the most of it. Sculling a bunch of drinks until we got kicked out. That's where you went wrong. If you'd just kept it low key and gone a couple of drinks an hour, you would have had a free corporate night the whole time. But all the VIPs would be like, um.

Who are the people taking swigs out of the champagne bottles? Who are the aunties doing shooies in the corner? Fun though, who cares? We invite them. Who cares, you would have had a good time. Someone else texted her and said, crashed an end of year karaoke work do. Heard ABBA playing, then ended

up on the mic and the table with a bunch of middle-aged women. Well, that's the thing. How far do you go with the crashing? Like, if you crashed a wedding, the ultimate wedding crash would be to give a speech. See, that's like... And get away with it. Gold medal wedding crashing.

Yeah. Like, I don't think you can go above that. Get the bride and groom to cry. Hold on, let me practice it. I feel like... Yeah. Like, I don't think you can go above that. Get the bride and groom to cry. Hold on, let me practice it. I feel like... Yeah, yeah, okay. All you get is the names. Okay.

It's the names of the people who have just been married. They're very much in love. Claudia and Clinton. Hello, everyone. I just want to say it's so, so lovely to be here. How good do the bride and groom look? Give it up. Give it up for the bride and groom. I mean, come on. Yeah, generic, yeah. And I must

say the bridesmaids and groomsmen are looking fantastic tonight as well. You're not the best man. Huh? That's the best, that's what the best man gets to say. Oh, why can't I say it? Well, you can. Mate, I'm panicking. Yeah, yeah.

I've been put on the spot. I'll say whatever I want. Bree and Clint. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Yeah!

Let's go. Bit of Google Down for your wins, Jay. Who's going to win? Probably Claudia. Actually, no, I've done enough winning this year, I think. It's time for someone else to pick up the crown. How selfless of you. Do you honestly think you could not win?

If I was actually trying. If you sat back, do you reckon that wouldn't get the better of you? No, that's fine. That's fine. She's got that dog in her. Here it is. If you text through one of the names, you could be picking up some KFC chicken dollars.

Clint, Claude and Ella are about to go head to head to find out who is the fastest Googler. I've put these questions into Google. First person to yell out the correct answer will receive a point. First to three takes home the win. Are we ready to play? Yes, ma'am. Here we go.

Question number one. How old is Santa Claus? 1,744 years old. 1,752, 53 years old. 1,754. Oh, I don't have any of those. 1,754. Oh, I don't have any of those. 1,752. Anyone else want to have another guess?

As of 2023, Santa Claus is approximately 1,752 years old. He was born in 280 AD. We're in 2024. Yes, that's why I added a year the first time. 1,755. 1,754. 1,755. Oh, this is a bloody write-off question. 4 days, 15 hours, 42 minutes old.

I had 1,750. I mean, I'm surprised that he kept... He's lied, I think. That he kept counting after, you know, 100. Well, it said approximately. I'm not going to give it to anyone because otherwise it's unfair. You could give us one each. You could give us one each. You could give us one each.

I mean, it's the same. It's the same. I'll give you a lump of coal in a second. All right, no points. Question number two. Which of Santa's reindeers are female? Dasher Dancer. Dasher Dancer, Prancer Vixen,omet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen.

Rudolph. I'm going to give it to Clint because he said Rudolph. I started with Rudolph. Did you? That's the first one I said. Rudolph. Rudolph. Did you actually?

I did, I promise. Okay, I'm going to give it to you then because you finished first. What the frick? She just complained her way to a point. No, I didn't complain. I explained. You do that all the time. Nigh on 45 seconds ago, Claudia said, I'm not going to try today.

And here she is. No, I didn't say I wouldn't try. I said I'm going to try. Hanging out with you guys makes me not want to have children. Fair enough. Because you're all acting like a bunch of kids. Okay. Yeah.

So all of Santa's reindeer are female. One point to Claude. Question number three. How many elves does Santa have working for him? Six. 90,000. Six. No one is right so far.

90,000 elves make 500 million toys each year. That's 5,005 toys per elf. 110. Wait, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0. I'm going to give it to Clint. I'm going to give it to Clint because he was the closest. What did he say? 90,000.

And you guys said six. So Clint was a lot closer. What are you Googling on, eh? Are you on Chrome? One to Clint, one to Claudia, none to Ella. Question number three. Number four, sorry. On the Google app.

Who invented eggnog? No one. Yeah, no one. That's right, Ella. The origins of eggnog are unknown. Yes, it is unknown. But people believe it came from medieval Britain. So I'll give you the unknown. Yes, it is unknown, but people believe it came from medieval Britain. So I'll give you the point.

We're all tied up here. A point each. Question number five. Which country spends the most on Christmas presents? The United States. UK. United Kingdom. It is the USA.

$105 billion, roughly. Which is outrageous. Okay. Two to Claude, one to Ella, one to Clint. Question number six. What is the most watched Christmas movie ever? Love, actually. Clint. Home Alone. Home Alone Home Alone

Why are we all getting such different Are you guys pulling a prank on me? What is the number one most watched Christmas movie? It's the new AI thing that it does It's just like pulling random things Has the new AI ruined Google down? Maybe National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

I feel like you've already said it The Grinch What did you say? The Grinch. I'm going to give it to Ella. Two to Claude, two to Ella. Last question

to finish it off. What is Mrs. Claus's name? Jessica. Claus. Gertrude. Now we're in a bloody three-way tie break. Is it Jessica?

Jessica. Let's go. I didn't have eight questions. Well, Google something quick. This says her middle name is Jessica. Oh. Okay, I've got a question. Hold on.

In the movie. Oh, hang on. No, don't hang on. Keep going. What was the Grinch's dog's name Max That was awesome That was outrageous

Obviously a guess And Claudia comes through In the clutch I mean I could have not won that Well done to the people Who predictably chose Claudia That's insane They were right again

They were right But it was a good game guys Turns out the favourite Is the favourite for a reason It was a great game Wasn't it a good game, guys. Turns out the favourite is the favourite for a reason. It was a great game. Wasn't it a good game? Very good game of Google Downs. There's an article out today talking about the topics you should avoid this Christmas

if you don't want to start an argument. If you want to keep the pace. Yeah. Because, I mean, it is a bit of a boiling pot when all the family gets together and there's people with different views and ideas about how they see the world. And there's always some arguments. It doesn't mean your family is always like that

or will always be like that. But there can be years where I don't know what's going on, but things are tense. And then you chuck in a bit of stress around Christmas, a bit of alcohol, a bit of sleeping all under one roof and it can be a recipe for disaster. It's an explosion sometimes. It can be wonderful

but it can also be, yeah. Do you want to hear the things that this article says to steer clear of? Yeah, I do. I mean, they're pretty obvious to be honest. Politics? The US presidential election. Yeah. Steer clear of it.

Do not mention Donald Trump or Kamala Harris's name at Christmas. Yep. Don't mention Joe Biden. Don't mention, actually, just don't mention politics. And I guess the New Zealand equivalent would be, don't mention David Seymour. Don't mention David Seymour.

Don't mention Christopher Luxon. Exactly. Don't mention the Green Party. Just don't do it. Just don't do it. You don't mention David Seymour. Don't mention David Seymour. Exactly. Don't mention the Green Party. Just don't do it. You don't need to. You know? Because what are you trying to achieve? What is your goal? It's great to be politically minded and politically active. Fantastic.

Not at Christmas time. What are you going to achieve? Not at family Christmas. What are you going to achieve at mum's house over Christmas? Not when the uncles and aunties are chowing down on the Christmas ham. We don't want to hear it. No one does. Okay? You know, Chloe's actually got some very good points. I don't want to hear it.

Don't want to hear it. The next one on the list is the Olympic ceremony. Oh, really? Opening ceremony. Oh, we're past that, aren't we? Well, I mean, I think they're just wrapping it up. Like these are things to steer clear of. Someone else said Taylor Swift.

Oh, yeah. That is a topic I reckon you just steer clear of. Especially if you're particularly fond of Taylor Swift. No, I was thinking the opposite. Oh, really? Yeah. I feel like the ones who are going to get butt hurt are the ones who are really into Taylor Swift.

And your uncle will say something like, she's not that good. Does she even write her songs? That's what I mean. You don't want to be the person who's not fond of Taylor Swift voicing those opinions because there'll be a lot of people. Oh, I see. Oh, I'm with you.

You know? Right. Just don't get into it. You're allowed to have your opinion. We are so divided we can't even talk about Taylor Swift at Christmas. Yeah, don't talk about Taylor Swift. And definitely don't put on the Taylor Swift Christmas song. Yeah, absolutely not.

Last straw. Ariana Grande we can deal with. Her Christmas song, not Taylor Swift. And the last one this list says is Kendrick versus Drake. Don't discuss it. Don't talk about who won, what happened. Like your family members are going to know about Kendrick versus Drake. Don't discuss it. Don't talk about who won, what happened. Like your family members are going to know about Kendrick versus Drake. You're giving them too much credit.

My dad would be like, what? Who? Huh? Lamar, Kendrick Lamar? Huh? Drizzy? Drake? BBL?

What are the other topics that are off limits? What do we reckon you steer clear of? Like... BBL. What are the other topics that are off limits? What do we reckon you steer clear of? Don't ask anyone when they're having kids. No. Oh, yeah, that's an obvious one. Don't do that. Don't ask if someone's pregnant. Don't ask if they're trying.

Leave it alone. Don't, and this one's for you, Ella. Don't bring up your dietary requirements around certain family members. I will if I want to. No, you can't. See, that's the attitude. I'm members. I will if I want to. No, you can't. See, that's the attitude. I'm joking. You're obviously welcome to, but there could be World War III.

No, no, no, I won't. Vegan? What a load of bull crap. No, my Uncle Craig is cool. He's actually a farmer. Is he? Yeah. But not a vegan?

No, obviously not. He sells cows off. He's a farmer. Can you be a vegan farmer? I don't know if you can. No way. I guess. He could be farming oats.

I mean, you could, yeah. Nah, he's cool. Yeah, what are the things you steer clear of in your household? Weight. Weight. Oh, yeah. Weight is a good one. Don't talk about weight at all.

But that's a good rule for all social gatherings, isn't it? Absolutely. All the grammar. Just full stop. All the grammar. Matariki, that's when you bring up people's weight. Really? I don't know.

I'm trying to think if there ever is an occasion. It's never. Easter. Never an occasion. Oh, God. You gave me scales? I love it. Who gave me scales for Secret Santa? That's terrible.

Alright, well, good luck everybody. Merry Christmas. Good for Secret Santa? That's terrible. Oh, God. All right. Well, good luck, everybody. Merry Christmas. Good luck. We're back after this. Bree and Clint. It's officially breakup day, December 11th.

Text us on 9696. Have you broken up with someone today? Or did you get broken up with today? Yeah. Or do you believe you're going to be broken up with tonight? Or are you planning to break up with someone tonight? Maybe if someone called us. Yeah. Or do you believe you're going to be broken up with tonight? Or are you planning to break up with someone tonight? Make sure someone called us. Yeah.

And they told us that we can- Do you want us to break up with someone for you? No, I don't want that responsibility. I do. I'll do it for you. No, you don't. You don't want to break someone's heart. Yeah, if they've been an a-hole, I'll call someone and be like, you cheated on such and such.

You'll be taking this rando's word for it that they've been an a-hole. It's bad juju. You don't want anything to do with it. No one's going to call up and say, oh, they cheated on me if they didn't. What if they really want out but they don't want to do it but they want to make you do it for them? You don't know what people are capable of. I'd be pretty upset at that person.

Scott, did you get broken up with on a bad day, date, occasion? I'm one to pearler. Hi, guys, by the way. G'day, Scotty. Hi, occasion? I'm on to Perla. Hi, guys, by the way. G'day, Scotty. Hi, Scott. Good to talk to you. Yeah, let's just say 25 years ago got broken up on my birthday.

No, no, that's the easy part. Got back together, rolled forward 25 years, just three months shy of our 25th wedding anniversary, day before our daughter's birthday, found out she was having an affair with my mate. Oh, Scotty. How long had it been going on, Scotty? Don't say 25 years. No, I don't know.

I don't know. But, hey, at the end of the day, life's too short. Are you right? It's too short. Do you look back on it and think, oh, the warning sign was there 25 years ago? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, look, I mean, no marriage or no relationship's perfect. You're right.

But at the end of the day, it was, you know, it was, yeah. I mean, life is too short. We're still on really good terms. Are you a bit gun-shy of birthdays now, Scott? Like, bad things tend to happen around birthdays for you? Birthdays? We don't have birthdays. We just skip those things. Yeah. Yeah, it's a good idea. Avoid anything bad happening, Scott. Very much so.

Yeah, you've got a good attitude, Scott. Merry Christmas, mate. You've got good vibes. See you, Scotty. Someone texted her and said, I found out my ex was cheating on me the night before Christmas while I'm sleeping in my bed while I'm sleeping in a bed at her parents' house. I had to bail on Christmas and turn up at my parents' place explaining why I was

now having Christmas without my partner. That sucks. Ball. I know someone whose experience was almost that, word for word. I wonder if that's my friend. And when he told me the story, there are so many little elements where you're like, you had to find out there, then.

And the partner who was doing the cheating got mad at them for leaving. They were like, hey, I'm out. And the person, the cheater was like, rude, what am I going to tell my parents? I was at my partner's Christmas once, my partner's family Christmas, and someone in the family got broken up with on Christmas Eve. And it was not a great Christmas day. Because you could hear the person who had been broken up with crying from the upstairs and it was horrible.

I was like, who does that to someone? That's why you've got to get in today. So you're nice and fast on Christmas. Not Christmas Eve. They've got 14 days to recover. My partner broke up with me the night before my daughter's second birthday while I was pregnant. That's so yuck.

That's so yuck. What are you doing? My boyfriend broke up and I broke up the night that I won a trip for two to LA. Oh, that's saucy. Well, if you were going to break up, you're going to break up. At least you broke up before you took that person on your free trip to LA. And you can take your bestie. Someone said I got dumped on April Fool's.

Me and my friends thought it might have been a prank. It wasn't. Someone else said I got dumped the day I got my wisdom teeth out. Not cool. Joke's on him, though, because he tried to get me back a few months later. I led him on and said, nah, F off. Never saw him again. Wow.

That's a cold heart right there, and I'm here for it. My boyfriend dumped me just after I got out of the COVID hotel after catching COVID in China. Same day, that same day I got made redundant. We then shared a bed for a good six months after that. Punish. Oh, that's terrible. Someone else said one of my besties partners was an a-hole and broke up with her in the doctor's surgery when she was just told that she had cancer. That wins. That is the winner.

Like, it can't get worse. Yeah. It's weird to say that that's the winner, but it is the winner. That is the winner. I want to find that person and give them a prize. That is, oh, my God. You don't want to be with that person anyway. No, you don't.

If they can do that to someone else. This is what you've got to remember in all these situations. You're better off. Breakups happen for a reason. I can't believe that last one though. Bree and Clint. We were talking about bad days to get broken up with just before and someone texted and said,

when I was 14, I got broken up with the day that the All Blacks won the 2011 World Cup. I mean, it's probably a good day to be broken up with. What a rollercoaster. Yeah. Good and bad, good and bad, you know, ups and downs. You start the day on a bad. Yeah. And then you end on the All Blacks winning the World Cup.

Yeah. Pretty good. Something to bring your mood back up. If my wife is looking to leave me, make sure we're almost guaranteed to win a Rugby World Cup and do it that day. Good idea. We'll go ahead and soften the blows. I'll let her know.

Let's do your birthday bangers. Number one songs when you turn 16. We'll do three and pick one. Dean's first. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi. How's your day been, Dean?

Been good, yeah. Oh, good to hear, mate. What's your DOB? 5th of June, 1987. Right, that means you were 16 in the year 2003. We've done the calculations, and here's your birthday banner. Oh, that's a bit of Dean, surely. Yes.

That's you. Get rich with dietrion. Bit of you, Dean. Yeah. Yeah. Awesome dogs. Yeah,ion. Bit of you, Dean. Yeah. Yeah. Awesome dogs. Yeah, thought so. Okay, wait there.

Dino's on. He's on, boys. Dino's on. He's fizzing. He's in the club. Sammy's here to do mum's birthday banger. Hi, Sammy. Hi, Sammy.

Hi. How old are you, Sammy? 11. 11. Okay, great, which means you have a few more years until we can do yours. But let's do your mum's. What's her birthday? 11. Okay, great, which means you have a few more years until we can do yours. But let's do your mum's. What's her birthday?

25th of August, 1982. Nice, Sammy. You crushed that. That means your mum was 16 in 1998. And here's her birthday banner. Oh, we love them. We love the Goo Goo Dolls. That's a good one. It is a great one, Sammy.

For your mum, Sarah. Her name's Sarah, isn't it? Yeah. Is Sarah happy with that? I don't know. It doesn't matter. It's about you. Yeah, it's about...

Is this City of Angels soundtrack? Maybe. Was it? Yeah, it could be. Rings of Ballet. One more birthday banger for Jessie. Kia ora, Jessie. Hi, Jessie.

Hi. What have you been up to today, Jessie? I've just taken my daughter to the movies, and that's how we got through, because she rung. Oh, nice. What's your daughter's name? Ellie. Ellie.

In what movie? Yeah. Oh, we went to see Moana 2. Nice. What do you rate it out We went to see Moana 2. Nice. What do you rate it out of 10? It's pretty good. I'd say it's a 9. Okay.

A 9. That's a high rating. We'll let The Rock know. What is your date of birth, Jessie? 19th of the 12th, 1983. No way. Happy birthday for next week, Jessie. Yay.

Thank you. You were 16, though, in the year 1999. What a year. What a vintage. And here's your birthday banger. That's a good one. I'm sure Ellie loves that one too, Jessie. Yeah, that's fun.

She's laughing. Yeah. She's like, you're old, mum. Ellie's like, ew, no. I like cool young people music. Wait there. S Club 7, Goo Goo Dolls, 50 Cent. I'm voting S Club 7 today.

Something about that 50 Cent song sent me. Yeah, I'm voting 50. Claudia, second day in a row We're indecisive What is it going to be? I think I just need to go with the choice I made before you guys voted I want Iris

Goo Goo Dolls You've been so controversial this week Remember when Claudia chose Silverchair? I love Silverchair No, I know We both wanted Silverchair Yeah, but we were scared Claudia chose silver chair. I love silver chair. No, I know. Yeah. Full on, Grant. We both wanted silver chair. Yeah, but we were scared.

Exactly. I'm not scared. That means, Sammy, your mum won birthday banger. Well done. Nice work, Sammy. You would consider yourself a bit of a cunnilinguist? No. What?

Cunning linguist is the language I used. Oh, what if I don't? Oh, that's twice in an hour. That was an accident. Was it? No, I swear. Was it? I swear, swear on my mum's life that was an accident.

I swear. All the joking around that we do and then it's bound to happen, slip of the tongue. I mean, I would, but, yeah, nice. You'd walk. I would describe myself as that. A cunning linguist. That too.

Okay. I swear that was a mistake. I apologise. I cunning linguist. That too. Okay. I swear that was a mistake. I apologise. I swear to you. There's a list that has been released talking about the top trending searches for word definitions. Sure. So these are the words that people Googled the most. What does this word mean?

Exactly, in 2024. And I thought we could get you to, we'll see how good you are. Why don't I go against Claudia, quote, in your words, the smartest person in the Brian Clint team. She is pretty smart. I'm ready. All right. Claudia versus Clint, who wants to go first?

You can go first. Oh, you can go first. Ladies first. No, you go after you. Ladies first. Age of full beauty. Okay, me. Okay, Clint's go first. You can go first. Ladies first. Age of all beauty. Okay, me. Okay, Clint's going first.

What does the word biota mean? I'm glad you went first. Can I have the spelling? B-I-O-T-A. Biota. Biota. Can I have it in a sentence? Oh my God, look over there.

It's a biota. So it's a noun. Correct. I'll say it's some sort of robot, some sort of AI robot. That is incorrect. It's actually a noun for plants and animals of a particular place, time or habitat. We're a biota. Of course. Duh.

How did we not know? Claudia's gonna get something like vegetable. Claudia, what does the word demure mean? Very demure, very cutesy. Demure is like like, how do I even describe demure? Like put together, a little bit more formal.

Can I have a go? How do you describe demure? Hers might be correct. Can I have a go too? You can have a go. Understated but elegant. Elegant is exactly the word. I'm going to say you're both wrong.

Oh. Oh. It actually is the adjective for reserved and shy. Well, I said understated. Yeah, you were closer. Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, you were closer. You were closer.

I, to be honest, when I read that, I was like, oh, I didn't know that. And I thought I did. Okay, Clint, what does the word vox mean? Vox is Latin for voice. That's correct. Yeah. Latin for voice. You got the easy one.

Easy for you to say now that I've got it. Claude, what does ergo mean? Ergo, therefore. That's right. Yes, nice work. Well done. Clint, what is... I don't even know how to say these words.

Why am I running this game? Baroque? Baroque. That's what I said. Baroque. Baroque. We laugh, but I'm not 100% confident on the definition. Does it mean custom?

I have an answer as well. It's an art style. I believe you are correct. Claudia or Clint? Or style of European architecture, music and art. Yeah. So you could find the, yeah. Baroque, you could find at the Palace of Vassalos. Yeah. So you could find the, yeah. Barricade you could find at the Palace

of Vassalos. No. Okay. Who am I? My turn. Claudia. Last one for you. What does the word cats K-A-T-Z mean? Cats with a Z and a K. The first thing that came to mind is I think they're called Jats in their crackers, and I don't think it's that.

I have no idea. Cats. It's a Jewish last name, isn't it? A noun for a facial quality or a bewildering hodgepodge or distressing confusion. So someone has the cats. Someone has the cats. They look all troubled.

Yeah. Like you try to say Baroque. Got a bad case of the cat. It's Baroque. Baroque. I thought we covered that. Anyway, I'm going to call it a tie. Is that the last one?

That's the last one. I was having fun demonstrating how intelligent I think I am. I just want to put it out there. It's not hard to be the smartest person on this show. I feel like that was a dig at me, but I don't know because I'm not smart enough to

understand your humour. As long as I'm tied at the top, I'm good to go. And that's it. We are out of here. Kick it in the guts, Trev. We've got to go home. Woo-hoo! Christmas shopping? Still got Christmas shopping to do?

I literally am Christmas shopping as we speak. On the apps? Yeah. It won't arrive in time. Mate. Nah, I know. I know what you're thinking, but I'm buying it from a shop where my mum can pick it up for me

because I can't drag stuff all the way back home to Aussie. Oh, yeah, no. It just doesn't work. Yes, it's smart. It just doesn't work like that. What are you getting your mum for Christmas? Oh, I don't want to say because she listens to this. Oh, fair.

Actually, hold on. I'm going to turn you off. You tell me. No, hold on, hold on, hold on. I've got an idea. Mum, if you're listening to this on podcast or live, then stop listening right now. If you're on the podcast, skip for 15 seconds.

I was listening to the podcast. Just stop listening. Stop listening. Boobies. Anyway, I knew she wouldn't be listening. You're getting her boobies for Christmas. Yeah, a new set of tatays. Plenty of miles left on the old ones.

I am getting her. I've collated all the pictures from my brother and his wife's year my sister and her husband and my nephews and mine and my partner's year and my mom and dad's photos got all the photos from everyone and then i created a book where they'll all be printed and it's like a hardback book. Oh, that's so thoughtful. And it's something my mum asks for every year. That's all she ever wants is photos. Now we all feel bad about what we've got organised for our families for Christmas.

What did you get your mum? Like a hand towel and a matching bath mat. What are you doing? Well, something else now. Photo album now. Yeah, well, it doesn't take much, you know.

Yeah. Just go to Kmart and get them printed out. Yeah, okay. Have a great night, everybody. We'll see you tomorrow. Back five, didn't it?