ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 11th February 2022

Episode Date: February 11, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Well now I really want to know what it was. No you don't, you'd rather not know. Okay, I trust you. It's better. Was it the colonic thing? No, but a lot of attention the colonic is getting, isn't it? So did you see I commented on one and I said why do I not hate this idea?

Yeah. So it's a competition We weigh ourselves beforehand We go and we have the colonic And then we weigh ourselves afterwards And the winner is Whoever lost the most weight Because Is it promoting dangerous habits

I don't think so You're only doing it once It's just once It's not like we're having Multiple colonics Until we lose X amount of weight They say it's healthy for you

To go and get one You know I've also read that it's not. Really? That your anus, and well, not really your anus, that's just the exit, but your... Your anus is the actual outside ring hole, isn't it? Your lower intestine, the area that gets, and your upper intestine, I think.

Flushed. Needs bacteria. Right. It has cultivated its own bacteria, which help you maintain health there. In the gut. And if you're hosing it out. But I mean, if you just do it once.

Yeah, just once. Just for science. Yeah. It'd be for science. It'd be for science. Speaking of downstairs area bits, I just wanted to bring up what happened to me before the show today. Oh, yeah. Where one of the employees here at ZM.

You're going to put this on record? Yes, I'm going to put it on record just in case. Punch me. Did she listen to that? Yeah, she'd listen. Hi, Megan, if you're listening. Accidentally. It was an accident because we were playing around, me, Megan,

and Cam Mansell from the night show. And for some reason she had this reflex where we were kind of softly punching each other in the arms, all of us, like just mucking around. And then she punched me. I'm not joking. It was the perfect shot. Like the perfect shot right in the vagina. On that bone.

On the bone. On the pubic bone. I'm just going to come out and say, both of you, not appropriate workplace behaviour. Grow up. Grow up. Well, it was an accident.

She wasn't meaning to do that. The situation that you put yourself in there. You know? Silly girl. Were you wearing masks? I mean, there's worse things to worry about these days, isn't there? You know?

Yeah, then a bit of fun. Has anyone in this group here, has anyone ever had a bad injury to the privates? Yeah. Yeah, but I don't talk about it anymore. Many years. You don't talk anymore. You used to talk about it a lot, but you don't talk about it now.

Well, I used to think it was interesting. Did you break your willy? Hey, no, no, we don't talk about it. I'm going to say it was a type of- Don't! It's related to a musical instrument. Don't. No, no, no, no, no talk about it. I'm going to say it was a type of... Don't. It's related to a musical instrument. Don't. No, no, no, no, no.

No? No, I'm being serious. Anastasia was very firm when she said yes. Yeah. I don't care. Oh, no. I don't care. But have you ever ridden a horse before?

Yeah. Pommel? Oh, yep. Just bashed it a couple of times. A horse punched you in yours. You got a horse punched? No, I like badly jumping. Were you not wearing it?

Were you not in a saddle? Why were you jumping? Make the horse jump. No, the saddle hits you. So basically, the horse is jumping. The horse is jumping. They decide they don't want to jump. So they've stopped,

but you're prepared to jump. Yep. So you're that. Bang. Fun times. Mum. Bruising? Bruising or breaking?

Bruising. No breaking, no. Imagine breaking your pubic bone. Oh, my God. I know someone who did. Really? Girl or boy? Girl.

Do boys have pubic bones? How does she do it? Broke her, fractured multiple parts of her hip region. That makes me feel sick. And this will make you cross your legs when you hear how it happened. BMX jump, went over a jump, came down, feet slipped off the pedals. Nah. Bang, straight onto the seat.

That's a birthday banger, isn't it? She was wheelchair bound. But she got better. She got better. Oh, okay. Well, that's good. Shit. Yeah. Well, that was hard too.

That sounds... I bet it was. She would have had one of those donuts. I've bruised my vaheen before playing softball. And anyone who's played softball, when the runner's on first and they go to steal second, so it's very dramatic. So they're like legging it

to second and the catcher throws it from home. And I was playing shortstop, so I catch it in front of second base. So you're like legging it to second and the catcher throws it from home and I was playing shortstop. So I catch it in front of second base. So you're like squatting in front of second base to tag them. The girl slid too late. So she essentially, I copped her face. Oh, face.

Face and shoulder. I think the shoulder hit me directly in the vahine and I'm not joking, it was full bruised. How was her face? I think her face was okay. But I think that The Weeknd actually wrote a song about it. Ah. Star Boy. It is, yeah.

Yeah, that's the song I was thinking of. It is actually so painful. Like so painful. I forgot how song I was thinking of. It is actually so painful. Like, so painful. I forgot how painful it was to cop. Like, and I know, obviously, it's so different for men. It's not good. The balls. But it frigging hurts for girls, too, to cop it in that bone.

I live in a house full of women, and no one understands testicle pain. I mean, I understand my wife pushed a child out of her downstairs. What do you think is worse? That's wild. That, for sure. But when a toddler kicks you there, there isn't zero sympathy. Yeah, they always find it funny. It's like, ha, ha.

And I'm like, no, no, this really hurts. I want to throw up. And then the toddler's like, oh, stop being a pussy, Dad. Stop being so sissy. Let's do an international birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

The podcast. Yeah. All righty. Here we go. This is where you guys are from the podcast group on Facebook. You can join it, Bree and Clint's podcast family. Give us your birthdays, and we pick out some some and we get through them on a Friday. First one is for Nisha Reese from South Wales in Bridgend.

Oh, no, South Wales, Bridgend. Oh, South Wales. Or is it Bridgend, South Wales? We will never know. We will never know. But, Nisha, this is yours. Nisha, you were 16. Sorry, you were born on the 17th of June, 1991.

So you were 16 in 2007. And on that day in June, this was number one. Riri. Classic. She's having a baby. Having a baby. She's having a baby Having a baby She's having a baby Okay, Bridgend is in the UK Yeah, that doesn't help though, yeah

Is it County? It's in South Wales Okay, Bridgend Bridgend County In South Wales Under my umbrella Got it, okay, cool Let's go Michael Haller from Cleveland, Ohio

Cleveland, Ohio Heart and from Cleveland, Ohio. Cleveland, Ohio. Houghton, Cleveland. Oh, Ohio. Michael was born on the 26th of May, 1976. So he was 16 in 1992. And Mikale, he's your birthday banger. Jump, jump. You should know better.

Jump, jump. Banger. I'm getting through the days. As you stand and tell me more. A bit of crisscross jump. Jump, jump. They wore their clothes backwards. Banger Criss cross Jump They wore their clothes backwards That was their whole shtick That's right yeah

When they were kids This is an absolute banger of a song One more birthday banger for Luke Benot Or it could be Ben-o Or Benay Benay Benay

No I'm going to say it's Ben-O. I'm going to say it's Bennett. From Bath in the UK. Wait, there's a place called Bath? Yeah. That's cool. Yeah.

I like that. Is there a place called Toilet? Shower. Shower? Luke from Bath. You were born on the 2nd of October 1985, which means you were 16 in 2001. And on your 16th birthday, Luke, this was number one.

Because I got high. Because I got high. Because I got high. Go to the next one. Go to the next one. Go to the next one. Da, da, da, da, da, da. Before I got high.

Winner for me. That's it. I was going to pay my child. It's crisscross for me. Is it? Yeah. All right. Split vote.

Ben, do the switchy thing With the volume thingy And I'll put the thingy up And then we'll go to the thingy How's that? That's good You my friend Have the split vote today

What's the winner of birthday banger? Oh it's me is it? Yeah Um Probably Afro man Hey Roll another Here you go everybody

Yeah For Luke Binot Bennett Bin everybody For Luke Binot Bennett Binot Binot Binot All the way from Bath in the UK

Your birthday banger is Afro Man Have a great weekend everybody We'll see you guys back next week Bye guys What time is it? 3, 2, 1 It is Brin' Cleanse Good afternoon everybody, happy Friday afternoon

Welcome to the show, it's Breein' Cleanse Mate, where's the energy? It's a bloody Friday I knew you'd do enough of that How good Hey guys, I've got a question, I just saw this on Facebook Just real quick One of my good mates, shout out to Jordan. I've just seen him post this status an hour ago.

He says, when you buy new bed sheets, do you wash them before use? Yeah, definitely. Absolutely you do. Yeah. Producers, are you weighing in on this? Yes or no? Producer Ben, I feel like might be the black sheep. You definitely should.

I definitely don't. If you don't wash them, they're all wrinkly. They're in little squares where they've been folded up in the packet. They're starchy. They're hard. Yeah, they're crunchy. Scratchy. Producer Anastasia, what about you?

Yeah, you should, but I don't. But, I mean, it's a good question because when you buy new clothes, do you wash them first? Nah. No, you don't. Should you though? Undies? Because your clothes don't like being washed.

I wash undies in case someone else has put them on before. Oh, yeah. Do you? No, I do. Legit, that's real. Girls ones have got that little sticker inside the mate that keeps them safe. No, that's only togs.

Yeah, yuck. Yeah, you wash your togs before. You guys are gross, that's a windstorm. Girls ones have got that little sticker inside the mate that keeps them safe. No, that's only togs. Yeah, yuck. Yeah, you wash your togs before. You guys are gross, man. What? You guys don't have that. Nah, there's no sticker inside our togs. What about budgie smugglers? What's going on there?

That's a good question. I haven't bought a pair of budgie smugglers in a long time. I'd like to hear people's thoughts. 9696, do you wash your stuff before you use it? Today on the show, we've got one more item to add to our cart. We'll do that at 4 o'clock. You can win it at 5 o'clock. And at 5 o'clock today, Friday Okie is back.

We're to celebrate our gold medal winning athlete, Zoe Sadowski-Sinnett. We'll be singing Harry Styles' Golden. Oh, usually you play the clip. I know, I was trying to find it, but it's not. That's all right. Yeah, I'm golden. Ba-na-na-na. So golden.

Yeah, this is going to be good. Nah, it's going to be a trade wreck. It's going to be good. It's a trade wreck waiting to happen. We'll start with 50 bucks cash. Thanks to KFC, though. If you'd like to win that, you can call us now on 0800-DIAL-ZIT-IM and you can win that.

Where are they at, the tradies and the ladies? The ladies sitting on the 10 wins, the tradies sitting on three. Can they do it again today, back-to-back wins for the tradies? Here's the killers on Zit-Im. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. All right, here we go.

Last game of Tradie versus Lady for the week. As I said before, the Lady's sitting on ten wins. The Tradie's picking up another win yesterday, so they're sitting on three. Let's meet our contestants. First up, she's from Te Whanganui-a-Tara. She's 27 years old. She has a funny laugh, and her name is Julie.

Hi, Julie. Hi. How funny are we talking, Julie? Everyone says that I sound like a seal. I love that. I hope something funny happens during this game. Me too. Let's meet your competition.

He is from the Tron. He's 37 years old and he's a stonemason. What? Do you mean like that club that Homer Simpson joined on The Simpsons? Oh, that's the Freemasons. What's a stonemason? Do you like cut stones and stuff? Yeah, we pretty much, we cloud houses.

We do fireplaces out of beautiful New Zealand stone. Oh, cool. Darn it. A man who works with his hands. That's real art, that stuff. Isn't it, Josh? Yeah, for sure. Josh, your buzzer is tradie.

Julie, your buzzer is lady. First to three points correct gets $50 cash thanks to KFC. All right, guys, here we go. Question number one. In what city would you find the Colosseum? Treaty. Yes, Josh. Rome.

It is Rome. Nice work. One to the treaties. Mate, it's made out of stone. Yeah, true. That was a question directed towards you, Josh. Yeah, that was unfair, that one. Question number two.

Ask Julie a question about seals. Okay, wait. I don't have any seal questions off the top of my head. Question number two. The Winter Olympics is currently taking place in Beijing. What Olympic event was the movie Cool Runnings about? Freddie. Yes, Josh.

Skeleton. Oh, no. Well, well, well. He's being very specific. It's not. Is it not? No. The skeleton is the one where they lay down and it's a single person.

Oh, okay, then I have to buzz you out, Josh. Julie, do you know? Yeah, the sledging, cool runnings. So you're going to take sledging? Oh, no. If you didn't take skeleton, you can't take sledging, can you? We were looking for the bobsled, which is the four-person bobsled. I mean, there's two-person bobsled as well.

You're both talking about similar disciplines. Yeah. Activities within the same discipline. We'll move on from that one. I can't give it to anyone. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Jeez, a lot, isn't it?

I think someone buzzed in then. Yeah, Josh, yeah. Is it Nicki Minaj someone buzzed in then. Yeah, Josh, yeah. Is it Nicki Minaj? It is Nicki Minaj. Nice work, Josh. Very well done. Two to the tradies. You need this one here, Julie, to stop him.

This is for the win, Josh. Question number four. Generally, in a game of softball, how many people bat in a batting lineup? Lady. Yes, Julie. Seven. No, Julie? Seven. No, it's not. Josh?

Six? No, it's actually nine. You've got your outfielders, your infielders, and then the pitcher and catcher also get to bat as well. That was a hard one. It was a hard one, but softball is a big game in New Zealand. So question number five, no points to anyone. Which band member from Blink-182 is currently dating

Kourtney Kardashian? I'll give you a hint. It was the drummer. His name rhymes with Smeb. No, no, we're not doing that. Travis Barker was the answer we were looking for. Question number six, still two points to the tradies. Where in the world would you find Stonehenge?

Tradies. Yes, Josh, for the win. England. Oh, that's unfair. There are two questions about stones. What are the odds of that? We wrote the questions before we got the contestants, but Josh, you deserve your victory.

So congratulations. $50 cash. Yes, thank you. Have you ever made someone... Thanks to our mates at KFC. ...a stonehenge in their backyard, Josh? Yes. Have you?

He is talented. There you go. What about a pyramid? Bree and Clint. You know what I love? I love when someone has a problem in their relationship and they can't figure it out, so they go to the website Reddit

and they ask the Reddit community. I think I know why. Because Reddit, you can be very anonymous. You can set up a Reddit profile and no one checks to see how active your profile is. You don't have a profile picture. You don't want to put up a poll on your own Instagram, do you? No.

Whose side are you on? You don't want to put it out on your Facebook page. You go, who's right, me or my wife? And your whole wife's family are like, you're wrong. I can see your Facebook page. This guy is having a bit of a dilemma with his wife, with his missus. He said on Reddit, he said this, so me and my wife are going to the United States from Japan

for a month-long vacation. And when we booked the tickets, we initially thought that we were going to be sitting next to each other, but I had the option to upgrade my seat to business class with the miles. Oh, yeah? So I did. My wife is not too happy about that because she wanted to sit together on the 12 hour

flight but my argument was is that it's an overnight flight so we're only going to be sleeping the whole time anyway and i didn't think it mattered i told her that and she got upset because she thinks i chose business class over her and that's rude apparently okay first, first of all, you did choose business class over her. You 100% did. Before we get into whether that's right or wrong to do, we just need to state the fact you did choose business class over her. You definitely did. And your justification that you guys will be asleep anyway is wrong

because she will be asleep in economy and you'll be asleep in one of those lie flat businessmen seats. Nah, you're wrong again. He will be asleep in those luxury business seats and she will be awake sitting in economy the whole 12 hour flight. Oh no. He's handled this so poorly. Oddly ropeable. He has handled this so poorly.

How can he not see how that would annoy her? I think I know what the resolution is because some people are going to put this out, right? And I think some people are going to come through and say, he should have offered it to her first. No, he should have gone. No one gets it. No, no, no.

And that's the other end of the spectrum. No, that's wrong as well. Half and half. They should have gone. That's a possibility. But if it's a night flight, you'll have to go and wake the person up and they'll have to get out of bed.

Which isn't ideal. So this is your one opportunity for you both to fly in business class. Pay for her. Yeah, well, go halves. And one more upgrade. Yeah, don't be stingy. And then you both get to fly business class, which no one can afford to do as a couple,

but you both get to fly in business class for 50% off. Which is great. Producer Ben, I mean, Producer Anastasia, you weren't here when this occurred. But Producer Ben, do you remember when we flew over to LA to find Channing Tatum and it was the flight back from LA? How long has that flight been? 17 and a half hours.

A long, long, long bloody flight. It is not 17 and a half hours. And, you know, we're a team, right? Our little unit here. Producer Ellie was here at the time and we're a team. We're a unit. Well, if we're such a team, where is she? And anyway, we were at the time. Anyway, we're just about to get on our flight and it was just before our flight, Clint breaks it to us that he will not be sitting with us in economy. You, me and Ellie. And he

will be sitting with us in economy. You, me and Ellie. And he will be sitting up in premium economy after we all ride coach. What's the issue? You're not my wife. You are not my wife. Okay? I owe you. And this is at the other end of the trip. She had such a sore back.

This is at the end of the trip. We should come to Clint's defence here. It's the end of the trip. We'd had enough time with you. My plan was that they let the people in business class off the plane first. I was going to go through of the trip. You know, I will actually come to Clint's defence at the end of the trip. We'd had enough time with everyone. My plan was that they let the people in business class off the plane first. I was going to go

through customs and not see you guys again. I was going to go home and have a week off. Jess Ellie had a really sore back and she was like, Clint,

can I please have the premium economy? Clint's like, get stuffed. Don't make things up. No, I'm kidding. I know that it's not the same. I just thought it was funny to bring that up. Let's make things up. No, I'm kidding. I know that it's not the same. I just thought it was funny to bring that up. Let's ask the question.

Say it's your relationship. One of you gets offered a business class flight. You pay for it. How do you deal with it? How do you deal with it as a couple? What's fair? What's the right way to go about it? Because I think we're both on the same page. This guy's done the wrong thing. He's just done it the wrong way. He's done it all wrong.

And now, you know, the worst thing is they have to spend a month, like, together on holiday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. After this. Yeah, at least, even though she'll be really mad at him and he'll be in the dog box. Yeah. At least he'll be well-rested, I guess.

Oh, 800-DIAL-ZM. Or you can text us on 9696 to weigh in. What's the right thing to do in this situation? People's memories have been reminded of stuff they don't want to remember from this story. Your partner gets upgraded, they handle it wrong and it nearly destroys the relationship. A guy has asked Reddit after a fight has broken out and his relationship between him and his wife where they were flying on a 12-hour flight. They were sitting next to each other in economy

and then his flight got upgraded. So he decided he would sit in business class. She was ropeable. He upgraded himself, by the way. Yeah, true. He had points. He used the points to upgrade himself. Which I assume he'd got through work or something.

And he's like, well, they're my points. And he upgraded himself and left her behind. Bad, bad room read, bro. It's like when you're in a new relationship and it's a real test of the new relationship, especially for me, when you fly together on a plane to see what seat they give you? Oh, yeah.

Well, do you have to take the seat that's on your ticket? Surely. Don't you? Well, yes, but when you're booking the seats, there is a discussion about, you know, because you want to sit together. So who's ultimately going to get the aisle or the window and then who gets the middle seat?

And then later in the relationship, you book yourselves in different parts of the plane so you can have some alone time. Let's take some calls. The scenario is one of you has been upgraded. The other one hasn't. What's the right way to handle it? Megan's here.

Hi, Megan. Hi, Megan. How are you doing? Good, thanks. Tell us, what would you do in this situation? It's kind of happened to me a little bit when I was younger. We were coming back from Australia and mum unfortunately got a back injury,

so her and dad got upgraded to first class, the extra room, but they left the kids back in economy. No, that's fair enough. Haven't you seen Home Alone? The kids are always in economy. How old are you now, Megan? 25, and a 25-year-old, completely understand, as an 11-year-old, what's not handy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you imagine, Megan, as an 11-year-old, completely understand, as an 11-year-old, what's not handy. Can you imagine Megan as an 11-year-old, she would have just been stewing the whole flight over the Tasman? I'll tell you when you really understand it, Megan, when you have an 11-year-old. I probably will. Run away from home when we get back. Sharon, hi, Sharon. Hi, Sharon.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, thanks, mate. Has this happened to you before? Yeah, it has. We were on a flight coming back from LA to Auckland. I'm a nurse, and they needed somebody to look after a sick child or wanted them to be assessed. The child was in business class.

I moved up to business class with them, and then they said they would bring my partner up later on in the evening. Ben turned around later. The boss had said, no, that couldn't happen. So I said, I'll go back to economy. I'm not going to stay in business class without him. What? But you were doing a selfless thing by being up there in the first place and looking after a sick kid. In this situation, you'd earned your spot in business class. Sharon, typical nurse, always thinking about everyone else.

You're trying to help this person and then you're thinking about hubby and you're trying to do everything. I hope you drank a lot of free champagne before you went back. Yeah, the guys, no, they were actually really lovely. They came and they bought me sandwiches later on, like ones from business class. Yeah, nice. Oh, the good sandwiches then.

Yeah, oh, okay, good. Not that crap in economy. No cookie time for you. The food in business class, can I say, or premium economy, I've only ever been able to fly premium economy, never business class. Which one's better? Business.

Oh, right. So I've flown the crappier version. No, premiums go, you just don't get as nice a seat. And I was shocked at how good the food was in premium economy. I've had the opportunity to go in business for work before. Wait, wait. How many times have you flown business? Twice.

What about the two times you flew when we went to LA? I, wait. How many times have you flown business? Twice. Twice. What about the two times you flew when we went to LA? I said twice. So four times. Okay, look, let me give my point out. The bit that shocks you the most when you get to go to business class... Is how nice everything is.

No, you get real cutlery and real crockery. Oh, it's amazing, isn't it? They serve your dinner on a real dinner plate, which doesn't sound like anything until you're on an aeroplane and then you go, oh my God, what is going on? In economy, they just throw it at you. You have to try and catch it in your mouth.

Kathy's here. Hi, Kathy. Hi, Kathy. Kathy, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. So how do we deal with it? One person's been upgraded, the other one hasn't. What's the right thing to do?

Well, mine was pretty similar. I was on a flight back from Canada with two grotty sick kids. Settled in back in the economy. All of a sudden, the cabin crew came down and said to my husband, we'd like to move you forward to business class there. He didn't even look back. No!

No, Cathy! His staff, next thing I look at him and he's heading forth as I've got these kids. Didn't even look back. Bugger didn't even, no discussion. Kathy, what,

were you ropeable? Oh, beyond. Even the cabin crew felt sorry for me and bought me champagne. Yeah. Because he was

such an asshole. Bree and Clint. You see that story this week about the lady Who made all that money out of the Star Wars figurines Yeah that was crazy Crazy It was her mum's Star Wars figurines Long story short her mum passed

She was clearing out all of her stuff And she had six Star Wars figurines in the original packaging From the 70s And she was going to throw them out And her friend said nah let me put them on trade me for you and she put them up for $25 each luckily not

by now. Starting bid. Starting bid all six of them sold for between $6,000 and $10,000 each Whoa! I had a similar experience nowhere near that scale Here we go. At the second that scale. Here we go. Excuse me, at the secondhand shop. Here we go, what did you find?

I went to the hospice shop and it wasn't me specifically, it was the guy directly in front of me at the checkout and he had taken like a really old looking stereo amplifier up to the counter. You tell me if you think you'd be pissed off if you were the customer in this situation So he takes this stereo amplifier up It's really old

It's got like a wood casing on it And it's got like dials that you turn It's vintage Yeah, it's vintage And he takes it up to the counter And he says to the lady There's no price on this But could I have it for $300?

And the lady went What? And he lady went, what? And he goes, oh, I really like it. It's a great bit of kit, but I don't know if it works. So do you think I could have it for $300? And she goes, yes. Do you want to shake on it right now? And so they did, they shook on it.

And she goes, as soon as they shook on it, she goes, I was going to sell it for 20 bucks. Why would she say that? Why would she say that? Why would she say that? Why does she have to ruin it for him? Say when the guy leaves. You know, and he is happy paying $300. He walks out.

He's got the item he wants. She didn't have to say that. And I can understand not dropping the price for him because he was willing to pay it. And it's not like it's any secondhand shop. It was a hospice shop. They're making money for hospice. I know, but you don't tell the poor guy.

You don't tell the poor guy that. He was happy. Anyway, the guy didn't look. Because I'm focused in at this point. I'm like, oh, my God, they're wheeling and dealing. This is my favorite thing in the whole world. And so I'm listening intently. He didn't flinch.

He wasn't upset about it. He goes, that's fine. I'll still give you $300, but you need to let me take it home and test it first. And if it works, I'll come back and pay the $300. And if it doesn't work, then I'll bring it back and there's no deal. And she goes, yep, that's fair.

You can do that. He goes, great. Thank you very much. They shook on it. But he never comes back. They shook on it again. They had an understanding. I think maybe he'd left something or he left his details or something. They shook on it. What if he never comes back? They shook on it again. They had an understanding. I think maybe he'd left something

or he left his details or something. They shook hands again. He goes, cool, thank you very much. Shook hands. And then he goes, an amplifier like this in good condition goes for $8,000. So he's the real winner here, isn't he?

So no wonder he didn't mind paying $300 for it. Did he tell her? It's the same situation as those figurines. Wait, wait, wait. Did he tell her that? Yes, he did tell her that. Calm as a bee. But we don't know if it works.

You never know. You never know what something's worth, right? You can get it fixed, though, can't you? Yeah, do whatever you want. I felt like I was on bloody Antiques Roadshow. Bree and Clint. A trend that is doing the rounds on TikTok at the moment Do whatever you want. I felt like I was on bloody Antiques Roadshow. A trend that is doing the rounds on TikTok at the moment is what's your ick? Can you explain for those who don't know what the ick is?

The ick is, it's hard to explain. Anyone who's ever gotten the ick will know what I'm talking about. It's where you're dating someone. Maybe it's not even when you're dating someone. It could be one of your friends. You can get a friendship back. You can get a friendship back, absolutely. But let's just say for this conversation, you're dating someone, things are going really well, and then they do one thing,

and you see them or they say something, and it gives you this instant feeling of disgust. Do you find them creepy or cringy from that moment on? It's the ick. And it's totally irrational. and it gives you this instant feeling of disgust. Do you find them creepy or cringy from that moment on? It's the ick. And it's totally irrational and it can't be controlled. Yes, it's not ever rational. But you know when you get it. You know when you get it.

And the hardest part about getting the ick is normally there's no return. No. They say the ick's incurable. It's very rare to come back from the x uh here's some tiktokers talking about their x what is your biggest ick my skinny jeans it's tight when it's tighter than your jeans what is that about their upper body's like fat and their legs are like little sticks it's not cute what's yours electric scooters this is shout out to anyone that has one. Get rid of it right now because it's embarrassing. Oh, my God.

Electric scooters is such a good one. Shout out to all our electric scooter riders. I have one. Listeners, you do have one. I have one. And I've never found you attractive on it. You've never seen me on it. I've also never found you attractive. Oh, you found me attractive the other day

you accidentally said. No, I did not. No, I said I found someone else attractive and you said that person looks like me, therefore you found me attractive. No, I didn't say that person looks like me. I've had about 15 other people say that that person you said

you find attractive looks like me slash I've been mistaken for that person. Well, don't say who the person is because I told you in confidence. Okay, insofacto, you find me attractive. Insofacto. Oh, my God. Learn to talk before you come at me. Did you just get the ick?

No, I said insofacto. Insofacto. You've never heard of that saying? Ipsofacto. Are you sure? Should we talk about our icks or not? Insofacto. Insofacto. You've never heard of that saying? Ipsofacto. Are you sure? Should we talk about our ex or not? Ipsofacto.

Yeah, let's talk about our ex. Let's talk about our ex. I've just realised I've been saying insofacto my whole life. Who wants to start? Anastasia is currently in the dating scene. Anastasia, what's your ex? What will give it to you? If they read the terms and conditions. Like, why?

You mean like when you take an upgrade on your phone or something? Like it's an iCloud upgrade. Like, it doesn't matter. Okay, I'll give it to you. I've never met anybody who has read the terms and conditions. Oh, there'd be people out there. But if they did, I think that's a. And Extend Act. It's the same people that buy long-term

warranties on products. That gives you the act. Extended warranties. I just think it's a bit of a scam. Ben, what gives you the act? When you find out they're into star signs. Oh! I resent that one. Why? It's going to be very hard for you to date a millennial

woman, Ben. Yeah. I'll just tell you that now. We are very into star signs. Very into star signs. You might as well have said indoor plants, mate. Just right off the whole category, you know? Indoor plants are okay. Indoor plants are okay? Sometimes. Yeah, not too many though. Mayak? Yeah. Baby voice.

Oh, yeah. I hear them do baby voice once. I hate baby voice. And, and I'm sorry it is over I really don't like it and pet nicknames too that depends what it is if it's mutual like sweetie pie

that's a cutie if someone calls me baby can't do it you know what else is a nick that I get? I don't know why. It seems so stupid. When I see someone eating food from a cup

or a mug. Like if they have cereal in a mug. Really? Oh my god, they're so specific. Really? What if it's one of those chocolate cakes that you make in the cup? Yeah. Really?

Oh, my God. Those are an ick. What about... Only thing... Mug cakes are an ick. Yes. Yes. I talked about this with everyone.

What about cup of soup? Cup of soup is the only thing. What if they eat it with a spoon? Ooh. We're going to open the lines for your ex this afternoon. Oh, 800-DIAL-ZM, or you can text us on 9696. What gives you the ec? Insta-facto.

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We're just talking about that trend that's going around on TikTok at the moment. What is your ick? What gives you the ick? The ick is the indescribable feeling you get instantly to someone who you were attracted to. And then instantly you were just not. You just can't be. I was telling you off air.

They gross you out for some reason. I was telling you off air. My really vivid memory of the time where I got the ick really bad and this sounds so horrible, but I was dating this guy and I was quite young and I was dating this guy and I really liked him and things were going really well but it was quite early.

Like it was probably a month in and we were having a pool party at my friend's house. Anyway, we're all having a good time. We're in the pool and everyone was drinking. Anyway, he had a few too many drinks. And I remember where I was and where I was sitting and I've looked over and he's swimming around in the pool. And all of a sudden I just see him vomit. And it comes out his nose, comes out his nose into the pool. And I just got instant ick.

Yeah, that'll do it. And I was out. I couldn't come back from it. I reckon watching people vomit would be quite a common ick because it can happen early in the relationship. You get nervous, you have too many drinks on a date and then you end up holding their hair back while they're spewing. Exactly, and I've been that person too, but I think it was just it was early.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was in the pool. You go, this is not all your fault. And I don't dislike you as a person, but I can it was just, it was early. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was in the pool. You go, this is not all your fault. Just like you as a person, but I can't find you attractive now. All I could think was, you could have done it outside of the pool that we're all swimming in. Jodie's here. Hi, Jodie. Hi, Jodie. Hey.

What's your ick? What gives you the ick? My ick is nail biting. Oh! So wait, if you see someone biting their nails, instant ick. No, but it's not like, I don't mind if you get a little tag and you've got to pull it off. It's when they bite it so far down that there's no nail left. Yeah, it could be Chris Hedworth and I'd be like.

Wow, okay. Jodie, can I just check? Is it seeing them bite their nails or is it just the knowledge that they bite their nails gives you the ick? All of the above. Right, okay, fascinating. The whole shebang. The whole shebang.

I mean, it is a gross habit, but it's very common. Yeah, it is quite common. Bridie's here. Hi, Bridie. Hi, Bridie. Hi. Tell us, what gave you the ick? It's a very specific ick. No, we like specific ones. He took me to the skate park to watch him

ride a bike. Wait, wait, were you guys, were you like 12 though? Because that's fair enough. No, this was like two weeks ago. Wow. Wait, wait, how old are you and how old was he?

He was 22. I'm 22. Oh, no. Was it a skate park bike? Like, was it a BMX? Or did you watch him ride his mountain bike over the jumps? No, it was BMX, but still. Oh, Bridie, he didn't have those little things that they attach to the wheels.

The pegs. He didn't have the pegs. No, I wish. Oh, okay. Well, to be fair, he needs the pegs for the skate park. I think. It would have been better if he did have the pegs. No, I wish. Oh, okay. Well, to be fair, he needs the pegs for the skate park. I think... It would have been better if he did have the pegs. No, but I feel like that would give me the...

seeing an adult man with a BMX bike with the pegs on it. Did you take him for a happy meal afterwards, Bridie? Uh, no. That's not a euphemism either. I can't believe this happened to you two weeks ago. I need to... When do you want me to read out these ones? Okay.

Oh, actually, let's get Jamie here first. She's been waiting. Jamie, what's your act? Oh, I just had dinner with my girlfriend and I was walking behind her and I watched her kind of fall off her high heels, like kind of trip and roll her ankle a little bit and I couldn't look at her again after that.

Wait. Rolling her ankle and high heels gave you the her again after that. Wait. Rolling her ankle in high heels gave you the ache? That's so savage. Yeah, just one little ankle and it was just awkward and I couldn't look at her again.

The very specific wobble of that ankle gave you the ache? Yeah. Yeah, I couldn't do it. Wow. So did she go down hard? Did she hit the deck?

No, she didn't even go down. It was just the awkward wobble and recover. Oh my god, Jamie! Is the relationship over? Oh yeah, I just said it wasn't working out, but... Well, no judgement. You can't control what gives

you the ick, but there it is. Can you imagine this other girl? She's like, what did I do wrong? I just can't think of what I would have done. She's got her foot up on an ice pack. She's like, I don't understand. I don't even know. Let's read out some of these because these are so good. Something that gives people the ick when someone chases the ping pong ball in beer pong. I know the exact look.

Where you're slightly bent over. It's emasculating. And then you miss it. And then, oh, yeah, it's not good. Someone else said walking back after your turn in bowling. Oh, that's very specific. It's very awkward. You think about, have you ever, you know what the worst is

when someone turns around and they, like, do the finger guns? Or they blow their fingers up. Or they, like, do the fist pump. They're like, yes. And we're allowed to say this because that's me. I'm that person. Someone else says, when they sing the wrong lyrics so confidently

and think it's right. Say that again. When they sing the wrong lyrics so confidently but they think it's right. Like you with InstaFacto. That's not the lyrics of a song. Right? Brian Clint

Good luck everybody with your ex Like we said We think they are terminal for a relationship I'm never wearing heels again Just in case You never wore heels anyway Not around June They do this every year

Forbes put out a bunch of rich lists Richest people in the world Richest sports person in the world This is the list for richest entertainer Of the last 12 months The entertainer who earned the most money In the last year And somehow a New Zealander

Is number one On the global Forbes list this year Who the hell is it? I'll give you a couple of guesses. Okay? They've got to be pretty famous. They've got to be global, right? They've got to be...

Okay. First guess. Judith Collins. No. No, not Judith Collins. What's her main income? She does TikTok, I think. Yeah, right.

Okay. No, it's not Judith Collins. Big in the UK. Big TikTok. Yeah, yeah. Big in the UK. She does all the dances. She does. Okay, in, it's not Judith Collins. Big in the UK. Big TikTok, yeah, yeah. Big in the UK. She does all the dances. She does.

Okay, in all seriousness. She did a great bikini haul the other day. Yeah, she does. Yeah, she does really good vlogs. Taika Waititi. Not Taika. No. Oh, KJ Apa.

No, not KJ Apa. No. That's it. You're out of guesses. Damn it. Okay, you have one more guess. One more guess. I had someone else in mind.

So, entertainer. Sam Neill? No, not Sam Neill. The highest paid entertainer of the last... Will we know? Yep, 12 months. According to Forbes, is Sir Peter Jackson. Of course.

Yes. Of course. Yes. Of course it is. It's the Lord of the Rings music. Sir Peter Jackson pocketed a mammoth $868 million in 2021. How much? $868 million. Oh, well, he could share it around, couldn't he? He does.

He has a lot of philanthropic causes, I think. Most of it was from selling his company Weta. Well, part of his company. Sold half of it. And according to Forbes, Sir Peter Jackson is only the third filmmaker in history to become a billionaire, alongside Steven Spielberg and George Lucas. Wow. So it's those three.

They're the only billionaires. Do you want to hear the top five? Yes. So these are the top five highest paid entertainers of 2021. Number five, Kanye West. Really? He's on there? Yeah.

Like in the past 12 months? $235 million. Number four. Does that include Kim's money? I think it's a divorce settlement. No, like that's a serious question. No, that's a serious question. No, it's his. Okay.

Number four, it includes Yeezy, though. Right. Which makes a lot. Number four, Dwayne The Rock Johnson, $270 million. Not surprised there. He's the highest paid actor. Number three, Jay-Z, $340 million. And number two, and behind Peter Jackson, Bruce Springsteen.

Brandon. Bruce Springsteen. Bruce Springsteen. From the 80s. It's all these remixes he's doing. Right. $435 million. Who do you think the highest paid woman was in the last 12 months? In the past

12 months. Scarlett Johansson? No, it's Reese Witherspoon. Oh yeah, she's got that production company. She sold a big chunk of that, $115 million she bought in last year. 12th, the highest placed woman on the list. We didn't even make the top 10. That's alright

girls, we'll get them next year. Like I've been saying for ages, come on ladies, put in some effort. I mean, it's because, you know, they don't work hard enough. That's what I've been saying. Yeah, 100%. These lists are so depressing. Every time we do them, I'm always like, come on, where's the ladies? Come on, ladies.

Me too. I've been rooting for you guys for ages. That was an unintentional pun and it wasn't meant to be funny and it wasn't funny either. The only other lady on the list is the Grey's Anatomy creator Shonda Rhimes. Oh, yeah. Shonda Rhimes, number 18. How much?

I forgot to look. Typical. Less than 115 million, though. Good to know. Bree and Clint. It's time for the one second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second song challenge Remember when I went for like a year and a half Without knowing what he was singing there

Did you? Yeah I thought he was singing You only get one second to have a song Oh god Anyway I know now Because I'm smart and I listen. This is the one second song challenge where Brie and I go head to head

at guessing songs. I've just had a flashback. I've given myself the ick about how bad I was last week at this game. Oh, really? I've given myself the ick about how bad I was. Don't get the ick yet.

Friday Oaky's still got to come. Oh, that's going to give me the ick as well. That's ick-inducing. And we play with you guys. Let's bring our contestants on. Mira is here. Hi, Mira. Hi, Mira.

Heya. Whose team do you want to be on? Team Bree or Team Clint? I'll go on Bree's team. Oh, no, Mira. I don't know. Risky business. I don't know.

Hey, we'll do our best. We're a team. That means, Alison, you're on my team, okay? All right. Good luck to us. Anastasia, tell us what the deal is. This is a one-second song challenge. We play the start of a song.

The first person to buzz in with the correct song title and artist will win themselves and their team a point. Clint and Bree, change it up, will give it a go first, and then Alison and Mira will give it a go. Got and then Alison and Mera will give it a go. Got it. Today's theme, just so you guys are aware of that, we're doing 10-year-old songs, so number one songs in 2012. Okay.

Oh, not songs by 10-year-olds. Because I would slay that category. All right, let's do it. Let's hear song number one. Great. I think that was me. That was me. No, I'm sorry. That was absolutely me. That was me. No, I'm sorry.

That was absolutely me. That was Carly Rae Jepsen. Oh, this game's rigged. Wait, what's the song called? Call Me Maybe. This is BS. I'm giving myself the F again. I need to shut my mouth.

Come on, Mira. All right, Alison, Mira, that make sense? Yeah. Your names are your buzzers. Let's hear song number two. Hey, Malcolm, can we go thrift shopping, Mira. All right, Alison, Mira, that make sense? Yep. Your names are your buzzers. Let's hear song number two. Hey, Macklemore, can we go thrift shopping? Mira. Yes, Mira.

Thrift shop by, oh, God. He just said it. Three, two, one. Do you know, Alison? Is it Thrift Shop by Macklemore and Rainlew? So close, Mira. Mira, I feel like I'm sending my stuff into you. Yeah, I am.

I feel so bad. It's not Mira's fault. We can win it here, Alison. We can do this. Brie, believe in yourself. I believe in you, Clint. Thank you. What about me, Mira? You believe believe in yourself. I believe in you, Clint. Thank you. What about me, Mero?

You believe in me? Yep, I've got your back. Come on, let's go, Mero. We're in this together. Let's hear song number three. Brie. Oh, I know it. I know it.

Three. Oh, no, that's not 10 years old. I was going to say 3M by Matchbox 20. No. Three. Two. No, no, no. No, she can't.

It's out round. No, it's out round. That's Taylor Swift. We are never getting back together. Mira, I don't think we should ever, ever play this game again. Hey, Alison, congratulations. You just won 50 KFC chicken dollars. Awesome. Thank you so much. Way to go, congratulations. You just won 50 KFC chicken dollars. Awesome.

Thank you so much. Way to go, Clint. I still feel like I buzzed in first for Carly Rae Jepsen. You always give it to Clint. Clint's celebration dance. Was that not the biggest act? No, I was trying to keep my dance under control. I was trying to be humble.

Oh, humble. I saw it. I saw it. And then it made me feel not as bad for my behaviour. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that was way worse. A bit of a weird question. How many times a week do you shower?

Oh, very personal question. Is it? It's an intimate space, isn't it? Pretty basic question. Naked in there. How many showers are you having? Minimum seven. Minimum seven, sometimes more.

More if I do some exercise, but I'm not twice a day. It's not 14. Please tell me that you have taken my advice and you shower at night time now. Hell no. Night time is bedtime. Weird, mate. Especially at the moment. Please tell me you've taken my advice and

showered before you come to work. I technically do because I shower before I go to sleep. Oh, and then you're all yuck from bed. You spend the whole day running around in this humidity. Your pits stink. Your

fragrance zones are sweating. And then you decide to get into bed and put all of that stuff in bed. Yeah, well, I don't look at it like that. But, yeah, that's technically true. Just do your dumb stats. So you reckon you know how often we should be showering? Well, an expert reckons they know. Producers, are you showering every day?

Is that the norm? Yeah, every day, yeah. Twice a day? Twice a day. You're a twice a day. How she exercises every day. I'd say norm? Yeah, every day, yeah. Twice a day? Yeah. You're at twice a day. She exercises every day. I'd say it'd be 12 to 14. 12 to 14 a week? Yeah. Which shower can't you miss out on? Is it the morning or the night?

Both, but the morning because that's after I've exercised. Oh, you need to shower after you've exercised. But yeah, I need to shower at night too because I need to hop in to be clean. Yes, Anastasia, thank you. I'm quite a clean person, but I find that extra. Come here and I'll smell your armpit. No, come on. If you think you're quite clean, let's do it.

You've spent all day. Let me smell your armpit. Let me smell it first. Okay. We don't need to do that. No, it's fine. We don't need to do that. So you reckon you know how many showers people should be taking a week?

So a dermatologist has said, well, people think they have to shower every day. This dermatologist is saying she reckons that is actually bad for you if you shower every day. Wow, okay. Lucy, her name is, from Riverchase Dermatology, she said that showering three or four times a week is fine, but washing every day can strip your skin of essential oils and other nutrients. Controversial, Lucy.

I know. Three to four times a week. That means, oh, my gosh. She says it can remove essential oils and dry your skin out. Dryness can lead to eczema or skin inflammation or make your skin red and itchy. So does she recommend like a wet wipe situation? Oh, yeah, it's right.

Like do you put some bits with a flannel or something? Is that what you do before bed? No, not even that. You don't even flannel it. No, this isn't about me. And if anything, I'm closer to being what Dr. Lucy has recommended. You're up there at how many showers a week are you taking? Seven. Yeah, what? Oh. You're up there at how many showers a week are you taking? Seven.

Yeah, what? Oh. We're the same then. But three to four, I can't abide that. I can't do it. I can't do that. That's a no from me. Maybe in winter I could get away with it.

If I, yeah. But like which days aren't you showering on? If you live and work outside and you maintain a constant level of. There's no way you can't have a shower. No, but I'm trying to say if like... Do you know what I mean? People like tradies and stuff like that, there's no way that they can get away with not showering.

No, no, no, no, no. I mean, some of them might do it from time to time. Yeah. But that's their choice. After a bender. You know, when you just can't be bothered. But it wouldn't be good. Right, well, there you go.

If you're looking for a reason not to wash before anything this weekend. Let me smell your armpit. Absolutely not. So is it bad? Dr Lucy says three to four times. Is it bad? No, I just don't want you down there. Down there?

Shut up. I'm begging a second. Brie and Clint. Friday Oaky time. And now it's time. Brie and Clint. Friday Oki time. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki. It's the best.

I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki! Our weekly singing competition where we each spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer and do the best we can. How do you feel about this week? Not that good.

Because I feel sick to my stomach. I like to big note it. I know that it didn't go as well as I thought it would this week. Not a good song to sing. But the sentiment is right, okay? To celebrate Zoe Sadowski-Sinnett's gold medal at the Winter Olympics, our first ever gold medal at the Winter Olympics, we're doing Harry Styles' Golden.

A great song. You know how I always know, because I never pre-listen to mine. No. And obviously I don't hear yours. Like, I like to hear it live. Yeah. And be shocked or surprised myself. But I always can tell by Producer Ben's face when he says to me,

oh, I've just loaded your Friday Okies. And just his whole sense, I can just tell how bad it is. Well, maybe he's double bluffing us, okay? He never double bluffs. Here we go. You're about to hear both of them, and then we want you to decide who did the best Harry Styles this week. Singers, I chose the song, I'll go first.

Here's my golden. Good luck, mate. Oh, God. Harmony. Golden, golden, golden As I open my eyes Hold it, focus, hoping Take me back to the light. I know you were way too bright for me.

I'm hopeless, broken, so you wait for me in the sky. Brown's my skin just right You're so golden You're so golden I'm out of my head and I know that you're scared Because hearts get broken Made pretty bloody good if you ask me. Those da-da-da-dums.

The da-da-da-dums let you down a little bit. I thought I'd harmonised them. But pretty solid effort. And I think we should just award you right there. The winner this week. Very well done. You know when one of us says that. Thanks everyone well done. You know when one of us says that. Thanks everyone for listening.

You know when one of us says that. It's Enemy. What is it? Enemy Imagine Dragons. It makes the other one want to play it even more, okay? This isn't going to be good. Yours was so good. Do you want any final words before we play your Harry Styles?

I'm going to go to the toilet while this plays. It's not good. You can't go to the toilet. Here it comes. Here's Breeze Golden, everybody. Pray. Oh, even higher. Oh, yeah. Golden, golden, golden

As I open my eyes Hold it, focus, hope And take me back to the light I know you were way too bright for me I'm hopeless, broken So you waved for me, I'm hopeless, broken So you wave for me in the sky Browns my skin just right

You're so golden You're so golden. You're so golden. I'm out of my head and I know that you're scared because hearts get broken. Why did you change pitch so many times? So Sam, the production guy, poor Sam, he said to me, because I like to sing along with Harry when I'm recording,

and he's like, he goes, stop doing the harmony to Harry. And I was like, what's a harmony? One of those, I thought they had really good parts about it, by the way. My da-da-dums were not bad. Yeah, they were way better than mine. They were alright. One of those is the best golden to celebrate the Winter Olympics.

Go on, give us a call and vote on it. I'm so sorry, everyone. I really try. We'd love to have your vote on air this afternoon. 0800 dial ZM right now. We're looking for five people to call through and pick the winner of Friday O'Keefe. Who have you got this week?

I think it's a pretty clear winner. Give us your reviews as well. And it's not me. Welcome back to Friday Oki. We're looking for a winner of our Harry Styles golden sing-off this week. Mine sounded like this. Bree sounded like this.

I'm out of my head and I know that you're scared Because hearts get broken I did an Axl Rose mix with Harry Styles version. I think we can both accept that it wasn't our best week. Yours was pretty good, I thought. I think it maybe was... Isn't it interesting listening to your da-da-da-dums?

How much lower and how much higher I seem to... Way from the start I was like, you're way up there. It's totally different, eh? Let's get some votes in. Cam's here. Hi, Cam. Hi, Cam. Hi, yeah, about the da-da-da-dums. I'd say Bree's were better, but overall my vote goes to Clint. Yeah, fair enough. I agree. I agree that Bree's da-da-da-dums. Yes. I'd say Bree's were better, but overall my vote goes to Clint.

Yeah, fair enough. I agree. I agree that Bree's da-da-da-dums were better. Oh, they were just a little bit better. Not a lot. Give us a rating out of 10, Cam. Oh, Clint, I'd give you a nine. What?

Okay. That's generous, Cam. That's hugely generous, Bill. We appreciate it. Thank you. Hayden's here. Hi, Hayden. Hi, Hayden. How you going? How are you? Good. What? Okay. That's generous. That's hugely generous, Bill. We appreciate it. Thank you. Hayden's here. Hi, Hayden. Hi, Hayden.

How are you guys? How are you? Good. Be honest with us. We can take it, okay? Just give us some honest feedback this week. It was pretty good. It's better than some.

Yeah. I think he's talking about yours. Oh, okay. Not mine. Mine was not good. Who are you voting for this week? I'm voting for Bree because we need to immortalise this performance forever Oh right, you're thinking if she wins

You'd like to hear that replay And maybe hear it again in the future No, Hayden Yeah, I like that logic That's good Okay, thanks Hayden Have a great weekend Let's go to Jamie

Hey Jamie, it's one all Hi Jamie Hi, I think Sorry guys, I think they were both pretty terrible But I have to vote for Clemson Yeah, I think that's definitely the better one out of the bunch today. Yeah. And we'll just take that on the chin, Jamie.

We appreciate it. Gracie's here. Kia ora, Gracie. Hi, Gracie. Hi. Hi. How you doing? What's your feedback on our Harry Styles golden this week?

I've got to say I enjoyed both of them, but the did of them really did it for me with Bree's one. Really? Oh, yeah. It got you over the line. You didn't hear how flat the whole rest of it was. Nah, it's the da-da-da-dum. Oh, thank you, Gracie.

I'll da-da-da-dum you anytime. She's all about the da-da-da-dums. Watch out, she'll hold you to that. Tracey's here. Hi, Tracey. Hi, Trace. Hi, how you doing? Good, we're at tie break.

This is the best result we can hope for. We're even, and you have the deciding vote. Oh, Tracey. Hi, Trace. Hi, how you doing? Good, we're at tie break. This is the best result we can hope for. We're even and you have the deciding vote. Oh, the pressure. The pressure, right? The pressure is on, Tracey. You have the power. First of all, what did you think of our performances this week? They were both pretty hilarious.

We'll take that. That's fine. So long as you got some entertainment out of it. It's evoking some reaction. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, but who was the funniest or the bestest or the winningest? Who are you voting for? For sheer enthusiasm, Brie.

I have, I'm shocked. It's been immortalised, everybody. I'm out of my head and I know that you're scared Because hearts get broken Thank you, Tracy, for immortalising that. I know when I'm defeated and I think you absolutely took it out this week, mate. No, it's not true because Tracy just awarded you the victory, so...

It goes into the Hall of Fame. No, Tracy! It'll get replayed at Christmas time. Have a great weekend, Trace. See you, Tracy. You too. See you. Bree and Clint.

Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, guys. Jump on board the fun bus. It's a Friday. It's birthday banger time.

We're going to get you home. Three people. What was the song that was number one on their 16th birthdays? Toot toot, Brian. You're on board the fun bus. How are you going? G'day, Brian. Yeah, not too bad. How are you going? Good, mate. How's your week been? Out of 10?

Out of 10? Out of 10. We'll be generous and give it an 8, eh? Oh, not bad. Okay, alright. Pretty solid. I reckon we can notch that up to a 9 with a good birthday banger, especially if you win. What's your birthday, Brian? Yeah, my birthday is 26th of August, 1963. Oh, good year, Brian, isn't it?

What a great year. Great year. Bloody great year. Is that the moon landing? Yeah, good year. Don't know. Don't know. He was a baby.

Yeah, right. Sorry, we don't remember. Fair enough. Brian, you were 16 in 1979. And on the 26th of August, on your 16th birthday, Brian, this was number one. That's a good one, Brian. Do you like it? That's a classic. I love that one. There you go. That is a classic. That one's a good one, Brian. Do you like it? That's a classic.

There you go. That is a classic. That one's a great one. For the trading spotters, the moon landing was 1969. So Brian was six. You should probably remember it, Brian. Also a great year, 1969. Am I right?

Yes. What a great year. Okay, wait there, B-Dog. We'll go to Alice. Hi, Alice. Hi, Alice. Hi, Alice. Hi, how are you? Good, mate.

How are you? How was your week out of 10 for me? Pushing a six. Oh, six? That's pretty low. You had a stinker. Yeah, it's been a bit shite. But that's okay.

We're coming into the weekend. No, I like that. I like that, you know, honest review. Let's see if we can notch it up one going into the weekend. What's your birthday? My birthday is the 25th of August, 1988. All right, mate. You were 16 in 2004.

And on the 25th of August in 2004, this was number one. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. Natasha Bedingfield. The Kiwi. What do you reckon? Oh, that's awful. I thought so too. So now your week's a five, is it?

Yeah, thanks, guys. Sorry, Alice. We've just made your week worse. Wait there. Sorry, mate. We'll do another birthday banger for Paula. Kia ora, Paula. Hi, Paula.

Kia ora. How are you, mate? Good, thanks. Out of 10? About 32 degrees hot. Good answer, Paula. Whereabouts are you? Palmerston North. Oh, is it that hot there? Is it that hot in Palmy?

Not today. It's Balmy in Palmy. It is much cooler today. It is lovely, but the previous two days. Has it been muggy AF? Yes, and but the heat with it is, I mean, even in the sun, you know. It's just the humidity. I don't know about you, Paula, but it just gives me instant swamp ass.

Oh, yuck. It does. Swamp ass. I hear you. Yeah, and then you get chafe and, oh, don't even get me started. Paula knows. She knows what I'm talking about. Oh, don't even get me started. Paula knows. She knows what I'm talking about. That is not a term we're running.

She knows what I'm talking about, don't you, Paula? Paula, what's your birthday? You're with me, aren't you, Paula? Come on, Paula. You're with me. The 10th of June, 1970. I'm hoping for something from Madonna. All right, you were 16 in 1986.

Will it be something from Madonna? Sailing away. Sailing away. 86, will it be something from Madonna? Oh, Paula, what a stinker. I can say, oh. Oh, Paula. I think, and I don't know, because I wasn't there, but I think this was in America's Cup. I was just about to say it sounds like one.

Oh, yeah, and they've stolen the melody from Porcari Cariana. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Amazing that one didn't come back when we did the America's Cup. Yeah. At least it's a native song. At least it's a local song. Hey, you're a glass half full, Paula.

We like that. Wait there. We're going to have to vote. Oh, it's my Sharona. It's my Sharona. Hands down. Brian's taking it out. The big dog. Brian. We like that. Wait there. We're going to have to vote. Oh, it's my Sharona. It's my Sharona. Hands down. Brian's taking it out. The big dog.

Brian. B-man. You just won birthday banger, Brian. Oh, excellent. Thank you very much. Oh, mate. What a weekend it's going to be. Strap your boots on, Brian.

You're in for a stonker. Brian's like, never call in this radio station again. Brian's stonker started at 2.30 I said before there is a special Valentine's Day gift with purchase available from a New Zealand company you can get this on Valentine's Day and yeah this is blatant publicity

and yeah we've taken the bait and we're talking about it. But I think some people are going to be interested in this. It's the peaches and cream. You get a free swing. You know what? You're not far off. Am I not? Hell Pizza and the Adult Toy Megastore have partnered up

to deliver a batch of steamy adult fun toys this Valentine's Day. Really? Yeah. They're giving away, and I'll try not to be too graphic with this, because, I mean, you know. What are they giving away? 5,500 mini bullet vibe things that vibrate. Yes, yes.

New vibes. Vibes. Mini bullet vibes. And also C-rings to celebrate Valentine's Day. Oh, yes, I know what those are. Now, I don't know what a C-ring is, but I assume it goes over your prawn horn. Your prawn horn? You know, from Hell Pizza.

Oh. I assume it's a calamari ring. That's what I'm saying. I've never heard. Have you ever had a prawn horn from Hell Pizza? I've never had a prawn horn. Oh, a prawn horn's not even dirty. Prawn horns are fantastic. I've never had a prawn horn. Oh, prawn horn's not even dirty. Prawn horns are fantastic.

I've never heard that. They're like, it's a prawn and it's in like crunchy batter and it's in the end of this long thing. I've seen them. And you dip it in sweet chilli sauce. Yes, I have seen them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Never had one.

Get your prawn horn on for Valentine's Day. I love that word, prawn horn. Yeah, so they're giving those away with, you buy a large pizza and you get them for free. Fun fact from the adult toy megastore, nearly 50% of New Zealanders own a adult fun toy. Is that it? Yeah. Yeah, 50%.

I thought it would have been more. And the people most likely to buy them, women. Well, that's a no-brainer really, isn't it? All we've got is... I love how Clint just then was like This might sound shocking To you And then But women are the most likely

And then producer Anastasia and I are like We're not shocked by that at all Well fair enough All we've got is C-rings for our prawn horns It's aviation news time everybody But we've lost our sound effect Sorry I was just practising I can do it Someone's removed our aeroplane It's aviation news time, everybody. But we've lost our sound effect. Sorry, I was just practicing.

I can do it. You can do it. Someone's removed our airplane, so Bree's going to do a live. I think I can actually do a pretty good job. Okay. Oh, now there's pressure. Okay, hang on. I'll do it. We're the leading show for aviation news in the country,

and now it's time for some aviation news. Yeah, not bad, actually. That passable. Not too bad. Yeah, yeah bad actually. That passable. Not too bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Better than nothing, as I always say. LoveCloud, an airline charter business, is offering private flights to help couples take their relationship to new heights.

Oh, the mile high club. Absolutely. Flying high. For $1,500, Love Cloud will fly you and your partner in a private aeroplane for 45 minutes so that you can do indoor gardening. I have seen this service in previous years. Do you reckon they would run all year round, wouldn't they? Surely.

They'd get exposure on Valentine's Day because it's interesting. Special thing. But yeah, they'd have to run year round. They couldn't'd get exposure on Valentine's Day because it's interesting. Special thing. But yeah, they'd have to run year round. They couldn't just buy it for Valentine's Day. I know $1,500 is a lot of money, but for a private flight, just for you and your partner.

To do it. And you get to go, you know, you know, do the thing. I don't feel like that's that expensive for a pretty unique experience. You're saying that's a good deal. I'm saying it's a good deal. You'd sign up for it.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'd pay $1,500 to do it on the ground. It's not appealing to me at all. Really? Nah. What is it about this? So we're looking at it.

It's a small plane. It's kind of like the size of a skydiving plane. I'm terrified of flying. But the cabin is lined. It's nice. It's all small plane. It's kind of like the size of a skydiving plane. I'm terrified of flying. But the cabin is lined. It's nice. It's all padded. And there's mattress and pillows and stuff. I imagine that the pilot can't see back.

I mean, it just... He's got a rearview mirror and he's just trying not to look. It just gives a whole new meaning to the cockpit, doesn't it? Hang on a second. You know? You don't actually have to do it up there. Just gives a whole new meaning to the cockpit, doesn't it? Hang on a second. You know? You don't actually have to do it up there. Oh, you can just take the flight? You can just take the flight if you want,

but why wouldn't you just go for a flight to Christchurch or something? For $1,800, you can get married on this plane. Okay. See, they up the price if you want to get married. Yeah. And for $100 more than the $15 or the $18, depending on what you're doing, you can have a one-course meal.

Is that before or after? I was going to say, arguably the other one includes a one-course meal, doesn't it? Yeah. They both do. I mean, stuff this plain stuff. Let's take it to space. That's way more exciting.

You know, and gravity is your friend there.