ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 11th February 2025

Episode Date: February 11, 2025

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Or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network ZM's Bree and Clint Cheers to Max Available on Neon Stream now for just $12.99 a month Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Show What happens at 3pm stays at 3pm. Clint's are all you can see. ZM's Brie and Clint.

Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Did you hear the title we just got? What? The brattiest show on the airwaves here in New Zealand. That's so brat of us. Is that because I'm wearing a miniskirt and knee-high boots? Is that why? Well, I thought it was more the lingerie that you've got underneath.

Is it because I've got my belly button out today? Yeah, it's because I'm eating an apple as well. I'm bearing my what? Your midriff. Yeah. Not. Midriff. Yeah.

It's midriff. Midriff, guys. Yeah. And it's opposable thumbs, guys. Not disposable. Who would get that wrong? Am I right? We're learning.

That's so brat. We're learning. Ella, is the semifinals of Dish of the Nation live now? It is. Oh, my God. Yeah, it just got up, baby. We need to vote. We need to vote.

I don't want to spoil it. We're going to dig deep into this before four o'clock. Four dishes gone. Another four dishes. We are down to the final four potential dishes of the nation on our Instagram story right now. What are you voting for? Do you know? Yeah.

Yeah. You do? I know what I'm voting for. Is it a secret? Are we not telling each other? We'll talk about it a bit later. I want people to have fresh ears and fresh eyes when they go and vote on this, at least for the first hour or so.

I'll say what I'm voting for. I'm backing meat pie and sausage and bread till the end. Well, obviously, I have to back one of those. Kiwi onion dip has taken an early lead over sausage and bread. That could be the end. Well, obviously, I have to back one of those. Kiwi Onion Dip has taken an early lead over Sausage and Bread. That could be the one. I love Kiwi Onion Dip, but I really want Sausage and Bread to win. I love Kiwi Onion Dip, but we need to lift Sausage and Bread up. This has been huge.

There have been thousands upon thousands of votes every day, and if you would like to vote in the semi-finals, help pick the two dishes that will go head to head in the final dish of the nation tomorrow, go and vote now on the Brian Clint Instagram story. Okay. Secret Sound. Two lots of

Secret Sound coming up in the show. 4 o'clock and 5 o'clock. $10,000 up for grabs today if you know what the Secret Sound is. First though, Tradiverse Lady. Tradiverse Lady is correct.,000 up for grabs today, if you know what the secret sound is. First though, Tradie vs. Lady. Tradie vs. Lady is correct. $50 up for grabs, all thanks to our mates at Neon. If you want to play, then you've got to call right now.

0800-DIAL-ZN. It's Tradie vs. Lady! Alrighty, the's go. All righty, the score update. If you've been following along for the year, the ladies on eight, the tradies right there on six. Oh, tradie is a lady today.

She's calling from Hamilton. She's 36 and her husband gave her $500 for a car, but she bought a cat instead. Please welcome to the show, Kayla. Yep. Hey, Kayla. Hey, Kayla. Hey, guys. Hashtag priorities.

Am I right? It was my priority at the time. Very. You know what? Yeah. My car would have been broken down by now. Exactly right. Because my cat's living. Very cheap car.

Very expensive cat, isn't it? Very. This was about 20 years ago. You could pick up a car for $100. Could you really? Yeah, real good one too. What was it like when they landed on the moon, Caleb? Our lady tradie today is taking on our lady lady from Timaru. She's 24 and she had a sheep called Nickel Tickle. Welcome to the show, Maddie.

G'day, Maddie. Hi. Dare I ask why the sheep got nicknamed Nickel Tickle? It was my sister. She was like three. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Makes sense.

Yeah, makes no sense, and that's why it makes sense. Makes sense to a three-year-old. Maddie, your buzzer's... It was like the only thing she knew how to say. Yeah, right. Okay, okay. Your buzzer's lady, Kayla. Let's go with names today to keep it nice and three, Rob. Maddie, your buzzers... It was the only thing she knew how to say. Yeah, right. Okay, okay. Your buzzers, Lady, Kayla. Let's go with names today to keep it nice and clean, actually.

Maddie and Kayla, those are your buzzers. And the first to three correct answers will win the $50. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Which musician released their hit album titled Brat last year? Maddie. I'm going to say Maddie just got in. Charlie XCX.

It is, of course, Charlie XCX, who was in the country last week for Laneway. Question number two, one to the ladies so far. Before there was petrol-powered vehicles, what was another type of transport? Maddie. Maddie. Like any.

A bus. I said petrol-powered vehicles. A bus is petrol-powered. Kayla. I'm going to say Kayla. Your turn. Steam train. Steam train will do, yeah.

Steam train's on the money. Also would have accepted horse, cart, horse and cart. Magic carpet. Skateboard. A, horse and cart. Magic carpet. Skateboard. A cat. A cat. A cat. A $500 cat.

Elephant, camel. Okay, we're one apiece in this game. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Kayla. Sabrina Carpenter. Well done. She's on the money there.

Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. What Formula One team does Sir Lewis Hamilton drive for? No one's watched Drive to Survive? No, Formula One. Yeah, Maddie? Holden? No. I love that. I love that guess, though. I love that answer. Yeah, Maddie. Holden? No.

I love that. I love that guess, though. I want to give her a point just because I love that answer. Yeah, we would if we could. Kayla, do you want to have a stab? We'll give you three seconds. Regbul? It's a good guess.

Another great guess. Both great guesses, but we're looking for Ferrari. No points there. Question number five. Who was the longest reigning English monarch? Maddie. Kayla. Maddie reigning English monarch? Maddie. Maddie in for the win. Queen Elizabeth.

That's correct. And that is a lady victory. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Both played solid games, but Maddie, you came from behind to win. 50 bucks coming your way. Thank you. Fantastic game of tradie versus lady.

Yeah, well done, both of you. Before you go, Maddie, have you voted in Dish of the Nation yet? No, but I'm going to after this. Meat pie or hokey pokey ice cream? Oh, a meat pie. Yes, Maddie. Sausage and bread or kiwi onion dip?

Oh, sausage and bread. Yes! Come on, Maddie! She's one of us. Good on the sausage! Go get your votes in now on the Bree and Clint Instagram story. Bree and Clint. Dish of the Nation is incredibly tight.

I can't even watch. We're not even meant to be talking about it yet, but it's so tight. It's so tight. Sausage and bread v. kiwi onion dip. Couldn't get any tighter. It's going vote for vote. Bree and me, although I feel like you're getting really passionate about it. We really want sausage and bread to beat Kiwi onion dip.

I won't be devastated if it loses. I do love Kiwi onion dip. I do love Kiwi onion dip too. I love Kiwi onion dip. It's currently, the difference is nine votes in favour of sausage and bread. Nine votes. Nine votes. Nine votes. I mean, to be honest, any four.

Any four. Any four would be great, but you always have your favourites. I'm happy if any one of those four dishes are our dish of the nation. We just jumped on sausage on bread a couple of rounds ago. Yeah. So that's why we're invested in the sausage and bread. It has a special place in our heart. I'm invested in the sausage.

At Brianne Clinton on Instagram. Go and vote. There's only two battles today. Speaking of being invested in the sausage, it's Valentine's Day in a couple of days. Yes. Friday? Friday.

It's the 11th, 12th on Wednesday, 13th on Thursday. Friday. Jeez, you can tell we're in long-term relationships, eh? It's Friday. Have you done anything? No, we don't really do Valentine's Day. Don't do Valentine's. Although you know what I'm considering doing this year?

Doing one of those surprise presents and making your partner feel extra bad and being like, oh, no, it's fine. I just wanted to do something for you. No, I was going to get a flower for my daughters, but that sounds fun too. Oh, yeah. I think mine's way funner. But yours is cute. I

was thinking about Valentine's Day, and there's a lot of people that do celebrate or are forced to celebrate Valentine's. Forced. They are. Yeah, if one person in your relationship does Valentine's Day, you both have to do Valentine's Day.

Exactly. So some people are forced to do it. I Googled, I put into AI, what is the least romantic things you could do for your partner on Valentine's Day. Oh, okay. So then people could avoid these things. Right, this is rock bottom. This is what you do not want to do according to AI.

It says here, some of the least romantic things you could do for your partner on Valentine's Day include giving them a practical household item like cleaning products, suggesting a gym membership or a diet plan, handing them

cash or a generic gift card without a personal touch although my wife would quite like cash but yep doing chores around the house instead of a special activity like they're a gift or doing chores as a gift yeah exactly oh i cleaned the bathroom for you whoopty shit you need to do that anyway that's your job anyway yeah yeah uh or simply ignoring the day and acting like any other day without any special gesture. Jeez, buying them cleaning products or a gym membership.

I then went in, I delved further into it. Have you ever heard of a needful gift? No. A needful gift is something that apparently someone might need but not necessarily want. Oh, okay. So you might need some new undies. That's a needful gift.

So you guys got me a needful gift for my birthday. Yeah, but they were fancy undies. That cost a lot. And I did want them. Yeah, so that's different. A needful gift can be a wantful gift. A lot of men want a needful gift. They're like, oh, I need a new drill.

And they want it. So, yeah, it's very hard to strike the balance right. Yeah. It also says that you should not ignore their love language on Valentine's Day. But then you've got to do the quiz again because no one remembers their love language. Like if your partner, like let's say you don't really do Valentine's Day so you don't do gifts and you don't do that stuff or whatever. But if you know your partner really appreciates quality time,

it could be as easy as, you know, I've organised this amount of time where we're going to watch the movie you want to watch. That could be something you do on Valentine's Day. Yeah, that's fine. You don't have to spend money. No, you don't have to spend money. No, you don't have to spend money. I thought we could ask the people on

0800DIALS at M this afternoon and you can remain anonymous or maybe you want to vent and air your dirty laundry. Is your partner the most the least romantic person you know? The most unromantic person. Yeah. What makes them so unromantic?

Both of our dads are contenders for this, but I think both of our mums would prefer that we didn't bring it up. Yeah. Although, can I say about my dad, horrible gift giver. Yeah. Great lover. To this, stop that. Why'd you have to make it weird?

Well, I thought that's where you're going. No, I was going to say something cute. Great lover. To this... Stop that. Why'd you have to make it weird? Well, I thought that's where you're going. No, I was going to say something cute. I was going to say, to this day, my parents have been together 40 years. They still hold hands everywhere they go. So, maybe that's the secret. No, don't turn it into something. No, I was going to say something else.

Maybe the secret is treat her mean, keep her keen. Maybe that's... You're an idiot. I don't know. I'm looking for the morals. Providing you live commentary of Dish of the Nation, sausage and bread has gone to a 20-vote lead. It is still anyone's game in that battle.

We're over 1,000 votes already and we're talking about a margin of 20 votes. That's wild. It can't get much tighter than that. That's between sausage and bread and kiwi onion dip. There's a whole other battle going on between Hokey Pokey ice cream and the meat pie, but that's pretty clear cut. You should go and vote at Bray and Clint. Also, guys, happy Valentine's Day.

Happy Valentine's Day to everyone. Happy Valentine's Day for Friday. I just wanted to scare people who might be listening. Oh, right. Do you reckon I've got anyone? You would have got some men in the car right now. A couple of people being like, what? What did she say?

I reckon there's some people who did an emergency swerve into their Z station when you said that to get a box of favourites. But in good news, yeah, Valentine's Day is not till Friday. And if you want to avoid feeling like you just did, then you could organise something today or tomorrow or the next day. It's really important to know if your partner needs

a Valentine's. Needs that. You know? Because. Does your partner? Nah. Nah. So will you do anything? We might go out for dinner or something. Oh, that's a pretty big deal. Have you tried to get a dinner reservation on Valentine's Day before? Nah And this Valentine's Day is a Friday

And when I say go out for dinner we'll probably order in Yeah that's better Like our favourite meal together Yeah that's better Rather than one of us having to cook You won't get a table Yeah and to be honest I don't want to go out when it's like that Not on Valentine's Day

I want to avoid that at all costs Fish and chips on the beach. Yeah, sounds nice. But we're asking you, do you have the most unromantic partner? Someone texted and said, I'm 31 and I've never had a Valentine. My 10-year-old son just

asked me, so what are you going to get yourself for Valentine's Day, Mum? Oh, can I say to that 10-year-old son, if that is you, you should get Mum something. You should get Mum something. Get Mum something. She deserves it.

If you get Mum a box of scorched almonds and a card that you made. You'll be in the good books. Oh, my God. You'll be her favourite. You will get away with murder. You will. Yeah. She might even buy you a PS5.

Okay, no guarantees. Actually, no, no, no. She told us she will get you a PS5. So go do that and you buy you a PS5. Okay, no guarantees. Actually, no, no, no. She told us she will get you a PS5. Yeah, so go do that. You'll get a PS5. Kelsey's here. Hi, Kelsey. Hi, Kelsey.

Hello. What goes on in your relationship on Valentine's? I've been with my partner now for four years, and every year he buys me roses and is so proud of it. Lovely. That's nice. And finally, after four years, I came to tell them about last week

that I actually don't like flowers or roses at all. So wait a second, Kelsey, you're the unromantic one because you like flowers. Yeah. One day out of the year, you have to buy me flowers. No, I don't do flowers. Is that what it is? Is it the requirement element that makes it not enjoyable for you?

Yeah. Would you like it not enjoyable for you? Yeah. Would you like it if he bought you home flowers on a random Tuesday in July? Not flowers, no. No, still not. What would you rather, Kelsey? As a woman who doesn't want flowers, what would you rather? Tidying the house and taking the children. So you're an acts of service lady, are you? We just read out Bree's chat GPT list of the worst Valentine's Day things

and it said doing chores for your partner was the worst thing you could do on Valentine's Day, Kelsey. No, no. Chores and children, dishwashers, washing, everything. I'll be happy. Hell yeah. So let me get it clear. For Valentine's Day, you would like him to clean the house

and leave you alone? Yeah. Perfect. So probably me get it clear. For Valentine's Day, you would like him to clean the house and leave you alone? Yeah. Perfect. So probably just stuff he should be doing anyway. Yeah. If I could have a day by myself, I'm happy. Are you going to do anything for him? No.

No. I did not even think about it. She's doing it right now. Straight no. Fair enough. Okay. Nice, Kelsey. We appreciate it.

Someone texted her and they said, I'm 13 and I've just moved schools and I've never had a boyfriend and I'm doing a very unromantic thing for Valentine's Day. I'm getting braces on Valentine's. So I guess it'll be me on the couch eating jelly. That sounds like a great, apart from the braces, but that sounds like a good Valentine's Day. Sounds like a great Valentine's Day. Thirteen, you've got plenty of time. You've got plenty of time.

You've got plenty of time to have a Valentine's. And when you've got those perfect teeth, oh, my God, you'll have too many Valentines. You'll have your pick of the litter for Valentines. Someone else said, my husband of 20 years is the most unromantic, doesn't like holding hands or even hugging, never buys chocolate or flowers and anything you can think of.

We do have this one thing where we book somewhere once a year for two nights, just us two, to get away from our teenagers. That's the most romance we've got. Hey, it's something. It's something. It sounds awesome. Well, we know what you want for Valentine's Day. Yeah.

Two nights. Two nights. Two nights. That means you've got one night to eat too much at the buffet and then be too full and tired to do anything. And the other night? And the other night, probably just, like, talk about our feelings and... Yeah.

Yeah. Walk on the beach. Yeah. Sit in front of a fire. Stay out of my Valentines, all right? Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. We are deep.

Deep. We are deep in the search for New Zealand's dish of the nation right now. Bree and Clint's dish of the nation. Very, very deep in the D-O-T-N, Dish of the Nation. It's a responsibility we have taken on for the people to figure out what is the quintessential dish of Aotearoa New Zealand. We started out with 32, then 16, then 8. We are down to the final four.

Do we want to look at what left yesterday? Yeah, I think so. There's some controversy in there. The custard square got eliminated yesterday, which I thought had the potential to go at least to the semifinals. Yeah, Hokey Pokey Ice Cream slaughtered the custard square 65% to 35%. Yeah, it's gone though, so no point talking about it anymore. The meat pie dominated the chip buddy,

which is hot chips between two bits of white bread and butter with sauce. 64% meat pie. So that's a done deal as well. And, of course, Sausage and Bread took out the cheese roll. 71% placed 29%. We tried to get an authority on the show today on cheese rolls to discuss the pantsing. We went to the unofficial mayor of Invercargill, Marcus Lush. He wanted no part of it.

Yeah, he said he's pretty disappointed in the country. Didn't want to talk about it. I think the South Islanders are pretty disappointed. Yeah, they're pretty upset. But it's gone. And I get it. It's gone, okay. I'd be upset too.

We have to rally around what's left because Kiwi Onion also beat Fish and Chips. Now that was a battle for the ages. Kiwi Onion Depp versus Fish and Chips. Kiwi Onion Depp had it by just 2%. Yeah. It was close. So close. So we are left with Kiwi Onion Dip,

meat pie, sausage and bread, and Kiwi Onion Dip. We have not been quiet about the fact that we would quite like sausage and bread to win the whole thing. Yeah. That battle right now is going down in our Instagram story and it is

tight. It is so tight. It's like within the tens of votes between the two. Can I just say, Claudia and Ella are performing hate crimes out in the producer's booth. They know you and I would love to see Sausage and Bread go through. They're undermining us.

So now they're rallying all of their other dark Instagram accounts that they go cruising for hot people on, and they're voting for Kiwi onion dip. There's only... They're trying to rig the vote. There's only eight votes in it. There's been almost 2,000 votes, and there are only eight votes separating sausage and bread

and Kiwi onion dip. The poll says it's 50-50. The actual reality of it is sausage and bread by, oh no it's just narrowed again, sausage and bread by 5 votes. I can't, my nerves can't deal with this. By the way,

meat pie is trouncing hokey pokey ice cream. Dominated. I've got 75% of the vote to meat pie, so that's done and dusted. Ella, why are you voting for Kiwi onion dip? You're vegan. Yeah, but it's a democracy and I just like to rile you up. You could have a vegan sausage and bread. Yeah, you could.

Yeah, they're great. You could have a vegan Kiwi onion dip. You could not. Make it with like something gross. Yeah, like oat milk. That's not a Kiwi onion dip then. could not. Make it with like something gross. Yeah, like oat milk. That's not a Kiwi onion dip then. I just thought it's fun because it is Kiwi onion dip. I think that is very Kiwi.

I don't care. We will not apologise. I don't care what wins. Yeah, not sorry. Yeah, neither. I'm over it. You actually pretend

like we don't care. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it doesn't make it fun for them. I see a great here. They're just trying to destroy our spirit. I'm going to make some more accounts. You're the worst vegan ever voting for Kiwi Onion Dip. Go and vote, okay?

Whatever it wins, I just want it to have lots and lots of votes. I want it to be well voted on. So at Bree and Clint on Instagram to vote. We are in the semifinals, the second to last battle of Bree and Clint's Dish of the Nation. Oh, sausage and bread is etched forward again. By 1%. But we don't care, eh? But, I mean, whatever. Yeah, we totally don't care.

Yeah, it's fine. I don't care. Look, I'm going to say it and be honest at the top here. I'm not the best adult. Never have been. Never will be. I'm not the poster child for becoming responsible early, okay? Yep. I still eat cheese out of a bag for dinner sometimes, hashtag girl dinner.

There was a point where I didn't have multiple insurances for different things in my life. Look, I'm not the best. It's a process, though. It's not like you turn 18 and you become an adult. I feel like I've gotten better and better over the years. I'm slowly picking up and I'd say, I'd call it levelling up.

Right, okay. My adultness. Yeah, yeah. You know, I'm getting to the next level. Every time you unlock a new level of adulthood. Just unlocking, you know, getting that mask in Crash Bandicoot and just sometimes running through. And every time you unlock a new level, you get a little bit more back pain.

Exactly. Yeah, yeah. And then when you really get really good at adulting, you start to get knee pain. That's when you know you're at like elite level. But there was a moment in my kitchen this morning where I realised, and this doesn't happen very often, that I was on a different level of adulting to my partner. Oh, no, you're a mismatch.

Normally, it's the other way around. Normally, she's scooted ahead in other areas and she's really good at, you know, getting the gas bottles changed in the house. Yeah. Doing the, paying the rates and all that kind of stuff. Painting the house. Painting the house, all that jazz. I had her in one thing this morning. Oh, yeah.

So I said, she goes, oh, what are you up to this morning? And I said, oh, well, I've booked my car in for a service. I've got to go drop it off to get a service. And she looks at me and she goes, you did that last year, though. And I went, yes, and now I will do it this year. And now it is this year. Because you do it every year. And she

blankly just looked at me for like, I reckon a good five seconds and then went, oh yeah. I was like, that's convincing. That's risky from someone who drives a used European car too. It's a very, very, no, it's not European.

Wow. Ish. Lexus. Yeah. It's from Toyota, isn't it? I don't know. Japanese. Wants to be a European.

Yeah. Anyway, it's not good. It doesn't matter regardless what type of car you have. Technically, you should be getting it serviced every year. But you and I know this. This is where you and I align. Even I know that. We know that the world can be divided into people who do service their car and people

who don't service their car. Some people don't at all. And some people don't because it is expensive. It is very expensive. And we're in a very expensive time of life and some priorities have to be deprioritised. But I'll still choose to service my car because it goes 100km an hour and I need to know

the brakes are going to work. And I'm sitting encased in the little bit of metal that sits between me and the on ramp. Yeah, I was quite shocked at that and I went, you know that you have to get serviced every year. How often did she think you serviced them?

It's a great question. I don't know the answer to it. Oh, you didn't ask? Nah, I think. Oh, no, I know what she'll be. She'll be a 50,000? No, she'll service it when the light comes on. Oh, she's one of them.

She'll go, the car will tell me when it needs a service. Yeah, that's how you know. That's why the lights pop up. Should we just see who we're working with? Let's do. Let's have a look here. Who have we got? Let's ask Claudia first.

Claudia, you are the most adult of the producing team by age. Yeah, and only barely. But by servicing your vehicle, yes or no? Yeah. How often does the Swift go in? I service it when I get my WAF. Which is annually? Annually.

Okay, so once a year. But I've only done it one time. Oh, okay. But you're one from one? Yeah. Is your WAF out of stage? Nah, I do the WAF, but I've only serviced it once. But I haven't had it for very long, okay?

How long have you had it? How often were you servicing the Swift you had before this that blew up? Never. Yeah, but that's fine because that was an old bucket. No, but I'm saying that's why it blew up. Never. Yeah, but that's fine because that was an old bucket. No, but I'm saying that's why it blew up. Yeah. No, but it was... Dad said to drive it till it died and I did.

And you took it very literally. You sure did. Producer Ella, the youngest. Now, Jen said... The show? How often are you servicing the Demio? When I remember. Like, yeah.

It's sitting... Like, I don't have my car at the moment. It's got a flat tyre sitting on a road somewhere on the shore. What? Yeah, I need to sort it out Oh my god How long? He called me the other day saying it needs a service

Do you want me to come and change the tyre for you? Ryan wants to but we just need to get around to it He's out of the country He's in China When does he come back? No, he's here He's just been away, now he's back How long has the car been on the side of the road?

A couple of weeks. Ella. It's got a flat tyre. Take some pride. It's hard. No, no, no, no, no. It's got another tyre in the boot. No, it doesn't.

A safety tyre. Can I drive it from there? No. No, don't do that. Can I drive it to my house? No. You don't have a spare tyre. It's probably as flat as a pancake now.

Can I just patch it up? Plaster. Oh, don't. It's still a wheelie. Wait, were we just playing the new Dochi song? I wanted to ask people this afternoon, and look, I'm going to be the first to admit I'm not the best, but there's some things that I'm getting better at.

We are throwing stones from our glass house here. It is absolutely that. But we want to know. What's the level of adulting that you are yet to achieve? Yeah, what's the one thing where you're like, oh, I quite haven't grasped whatever it is. I know I'll be an adult when I do this thing. Yeah.

You know? What's the one thing that you just quite haven't gotten around to? Is it paying off a credit card? Oh. Yeah. That's an important one. It is an important one. Yeah.

Is it getting, you know what I always find amazing? Not amazing, actually. This is horrible. And this is the level of adulting I have not yet reached. I have pet insurance for my pets. Yeah. Do not have health insurance for myself. And that is bad.

Could even be the dishwasher thing. Like, are you yet to figure out how to clean the thing out of the bottom of the dishwasher? Do you have to clean the thing out of the bottom of the dishwasher? Yeah. I'm just joking. I know there's a filter in the dishwasher. I don't know what to believe after I heard that story about Ella's car.

Yeah, I know that. That I believe. There's some tow truck driver listening at the moment going, oh, I wonder that story about Ella's car. Yeah, no, that I believe. There's some tow truck driver listening at the moment going, oh, I wonder what street that car's on. Brie and Clint. I took my car in for my yearly service this morning because I do that every year because that's what you're meant to do. There's a few people probably listening to this going, wait, what? Yeah.

What? Yeah. Well, there's a few people listening going to this going, wait, what? Yeah. What? Yeah. Well, there's a few people listening going, stop spreading misinformation, Bree. I've had my car for seven years and I've never serviced it once. It's kind of like it's the same. And it gets louder and louder every week. It's kind of the same as going to the dentist.

It's got moving parts. You know? You sit in it going hundreds of kilometres an hour. Someone might go, I haven't been to the dentist in seven years. Doesn't mean everything's okay. You don't have to, but you should. Yeah, but you probably should. So we're asking you, what is the thing that lets you know

you're not at quite peak level of adult yet? Someone texted and said, apparently you should get a wheel alignment every 10,000 k's. What? I have never done that. And I get told off for it every time I get new tyres. Lol from dibs. Yeah, because the tyres all wear differently, right?

Yeah. There you go. There's some information I've picked up. Emily, hi. Hello, Emily. Hello. Would you classify yourself an adult? Well, technically, I guess.

Give or take. How old are you, Emily? I'm 25. Okay, 25. Okay, you, I guess. Give or take. How old are you, Emily? I'm 25. Okay, 25. Okay, you're an adult. And what's the level of adulting you haven't quite reached yet? Folding those fitted sheets. I just can't quite.

Emily? I've tangled. I've tried to learn, but they don't quite go where. I hate to break it to you, but you'll never reach that level because I don't know if it exists for us normal people. No. Us normal folk will never get there. Unless you're Martha Stewart-level homemaker.

There's freaks out there that I have seen do it. My partner, she worked on the super yachts. She can do it? She can do it, but it's rare. On the new season of Queer Eye, one of the hip tips is how to fold a fitted sheet. Not surprised. Still didn't work.

Are your fitted sheets, Emily, like ours? Are they kind of like rolled up into a tube and then stuffed into the linen cupboard? I wouldn't even say rolled up. I think it's more of like a, just to chuck it in. It's kind of a false start. Just chuck it in. So there's no technique for it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's still clean, so that's a start. Well, you've still got something to achieve. That's good. Someone said, I'm 27 and my phone plan is still under my parents' name and it's been paid for by my parents my whole life. 27. Nah, you're just on a good wicket.

Oh, yeah. Don't say anything. No. Until they bring it up. They probably don't know. Yeah. I love this one because I can relate to it a lot. They said, I'm 32 and taxes are a mystery to me.

That is why I hired an accountant. Every year when I have to do taxes, it's like I'm doing it for the first time and I'm like, what? Shout out to my accountant, Rachel, who is the most patient accountant and lovely woman because every time she talks to me, she talks quite fast and she's so good at what she does. And every single time I go, now, can you give me that in layman's terms, please?

Yeah, but what do you actually want me to do? And she just looks at me and goes, yes, I can. I'll give you the dum-dum version. Right, Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hello. What's the level of adulting that you are yet to achieve?

I cannot pay for my own insurance. What do you mean? My parents still pay for my health and car insurance. I reckon this is not a case of you can't. I reckon this is a case of you won't, Sarah. You'd rather not. How old are you, Sarah? I'm 32.

Oh, damn. You've lasted that long. But, Mum, I don't know how to do it. And if you don't do it, I just will have to live, I guess, without it. Mum, I might die if you don't do it because I don't have any insurance. Exactly. I made a terrible decision after school of working in tourism and taking a very low

paid job for a very long time. Well, that's your parents' fault for not pushing you into a better career. So they can pay for it, Sarah. Don't worry about it. Yeah, exactly. They had to clean up this mess, Sarah. They started it. This is my favourite text, Oregon, by far. It said, adulting.

Not emptying my work bag daily and leaving my lunch bag in there getting mouldy fruit. I'm a teacher and the holidays create some dodgy situations when I remember to check it eventually. I remember that from school. That is the worst. A summer holiday banana that's been in there for eight weeks. Opening those lunchboxes, it's got the silver on the inside

and it's a zip, and you'd open the zip, and it was like a whole new world had grown inside that lunchbox. Text message, oh, no, I'm an adult when I can cut a pumpkin and keep my fingers intact. Yeah, that's scary stuff, man. Yeah, that is scary stuff. What about turning 35 at the end of March? Still have no idea what's going on at the IRD.

I just say yes when they ask. I haven't managed to create a budget. Money just comes in and goes out. And I know roughly how much I need, but I don't have any plan for putting some aside for savings or limiting what I spend in any particular area. You are in, I'm not saying it's right, but you are in the majority. It's so relatable.

That is most people. Yeah, don't feel bad about that. Very relatable. So is this one, I reckon. Well, it is for me. Moisturising my legs. It's just admin and I'm tired. I have never mastered moisturising my legs either.

I've only moisturised my legs twice in my whole life, I reckon. Yeah, but you guys have hair to protect them. Oh, yeah. Nice. I haven't reached the level of adulting where I get my driver's licence. I also don't drive. Well, there you go. What do you need a driver's license for if you don't drive?

Yeah, I mean, it's true. It's really working itself out. Someone else said, I'm 27 and my mother still makes my lunch every day and will drop it off when I forget it. Cute. Where do you live and can your mother take in one more person? Because I would be king. Bree and Clint.

We just had our conversation about the levels of adulting that you are yet to achieve and we talked about whether servicing your car can be compared to going to the dentist. You don't have to do it but you should do it. You're servicing your mouth. Someone texted and said

I haven't been to the dentist sorry I haven't been to the dentist since January 1999. Call that person. The last time that person went to the dentist, the World Trade Centre was still standing. I love how that is your measure of everything time related. It is, though.

It is. Literally. It is.. It is. Literally. It is. That's your only measure. The dentist predates 9-11. It's literally like before Jesus Christ and after Jesus Christ. Isn't that how everybody thinks? Before 9-11 and after 9-11?

I think that's just you. Really? Yeah. Anyway, Claudia's getting this person on the phone. I just want to hear them talk. I want to hear if they've got any tea. Do you producers think that that is how Clint always measures time? I have noticed that, yeah.

What else is there? What else happened in the year 2001? Before the millennium and after the millennium. Turn of the millennium. Yeah. Oh, yeah, but boring. 9-11, guys. I know.

9-11. It just brings down the mood a little bit oh yeah true it does bring down the mood like it's just easy to be like you know

oh okay I didn't think about it like that yeah I'm just thinking in like world events okay that person hasn't been that person hasn't been

to the dentist since Sydney 2000 how's that great love it that person hasn't been to the dentist since Cathy Freeman

won gold in Sydney perfect that is the new time frame. And then a year later, 9-11 happened. No, okay. We're going to get classical next. If you would like to know, no, if you'd like to pick the winner, Team Brian Clint. Or Team Ella.

Who wasn't born for, actually it doesn't matter, 9696. Text it in. And just so everyone knows, Ella, I believe, has won like three weeks in a row. Yeah. If that weighs into it for you. If that weighs into your vote. Yeah.

Does that mean we are due? Yeah. Or does that mean she's better than us? I think you're getting another spanking today. Someone else said the time frame should be before or after Shrek was released. Oh, it's perfect. See, let's do that.

And then I saw her face. Did Shrek come out the same year as 9-11? Oh, Clint, stop. I completely didn't talk about it. Brie and Clint. Let's get classical. It's coming home to mama and papa today, Clint. Yeah, we got this.

We got it. It's me and Brie as a team, Clint. Yeah, we got this. We got it. It's me and Bree as a team versus Ella, who, yeah, sure, she's on a three-game winning streak. That's not going to cloud us, though. Yeah, sure, that's every game we've played this year. Is it? Is it? I feel like I've won at least one.

Yeah, no, you guys have won. Oh, we got one. One out of three. Hey, we'll take it. I was just going to let you talk yourselves down. Like the meatloaf song, eh? I guys have one. Oh, we got one. One out of three. Hey, we'll take it. I'm just going to let you talk yourselves down. Like the Meatloaf song, eh? I like being the underdog.

I play better. You actually do. One out of four, ain't bad. Haven't heard that song since Wikipedia started. That song predates. No.

I haven't heard that song since the Spice Girls first hit. The iPod. Okay, should we just do this, Claudia? Yeah, I reckon we should. You guys know the rules, but these are pop songs turned into a classical style. Buzz in with your name if you know

what it is, and obviously looking for the artist and the name of the song. Everyone calm, collected and ready? Yes. Okay, here is your first song. Ella. Clint. Ella. Houdini, Dua Lipa. I had that.

Damn it. My most listened to song on Spotify last year. Was it? It was. And I was right there too. That was an easy one. I thought we would give that first one to Ella though. It makes it more interesting, eh?

Yeah, it does. You're quiet for being right there, Brie. I was. I was sitting here, technically. True, you were in the room when all of that happened. I was in the room. Okay, that is one point for Ella. Here is another one. Ella.

Ella? Stab in the dark, Pink Pony Club Chapel. No. Okay, that's fine. So we can have a guess based on what we've heard. I will say this one is very hard. Espresso, Sabrina Carpenter. I get a guess too.

I get a guess too. Is that like a Nokia phone? Benson Bone, Beautiful Things? No. Worth a shot. Okay, from the top. Brie. Brie.

Oh, it's right there. It's 24-carat magic, Bruno Mars. You got it. Well done, and you hate Bruno Mars. I hate it when I hear that. What? Gee, I don't know how I got that there. Yeah. I just played.

I was like, if no one gets it from that one little piece, you're not going to get it. Wow. I even impressed myself then. Yeah, now it is interesting. Yeah, we're all tied up. The decider. This is for the win. Ella.

Ella. No way. Potion. No. No. I know it. Three. It's. No. No. I know it. Three. It's not potion. Magic. Black magic. You're already out, babe.

Black magic little mix. Yeah. And that's the way the cookie crumbles. She hit me really hard. And it's the way the cookie crumbles. She hit me really hard. And it's called black magic. Not potion. Bailey, you have won 50 KFC chicken dollars. Thanks for backing us.

Thank you very much. Win by any means, right, Bailey? Whatever it takes. Whatever it takes. Whatever it takes. Whatever it takes. A win is a win and we will take it. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming Bailey's way. She is big mad, guys.

I love Claudia and I loved how, like, you were so sure. You were like, you're out. Next. That's what we need. Yeah. Tough love. Brie and Clint. You're not a huge Harry Potter person, are you, Brie?

No. Me neither, but we do have all the Harry Potter books at our house because my wife is a huge pothead. Yeah, gotcha. There is a rare first edition Harry Potter book up for auction here in New Zealand today. The auction closes today. It's a copy of Harry Potter and the Prison auction here in New Zealand today. The auction closes today. It's a copy of Harry Potter and the

Prisoner of Azkaban and it's expected to sell for between $5,000 and $8,000. The auction like I said closes tonight. It's currently at $4,500 for this copy of Harry Potter. It's a first edition.

The book was bought in 1999 by the owner's mother here in Auckland. So it was bought locally. And the book is rare because it's got a whole bunch of mistakes that were then corrected in later editions of the books. And they only printed 5,000 versions of this Prisoner of Azkaban book. What an expensive hobby if your hobby is collecting first edition books.

Rare books, yeah totally. But they're an investment because the idea is they go up and up and up and these ones are. There was a rare first edition of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone that sold in November in the UK for $78,000. Because that's the original.

Yes. Prisoner of Azkaban is like, I don't know what number it is, but... Way down the list. The Philosopher's Stone is the first of all of them. The members of the Brian Clint Show that own the Philosopher's Stone have brought it in today. I've got my wife's one. And Claudia, is that yours?

It's a hand-me-down from my brother, but it's mine now. There you go. Why didn't you guys ask me to bring him mine? You know how to read? I've learnt recently. I think I've figured out how to tell if you've got a first edition. You open the front page and you go to the copyright

page and then there's a list of numbers in descending order. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. If yours ends in a 1, it's a first edition. If it ends in a 2, it's a second edition, a 3, and so on and so forth. Okay. Which one of us, if any of us, could be sitting on an absolute jackpot here? Are you keen to know, Bree? This is vintage. Look at it.

It's not very fun for me because I can't even participate. Well, you could touch it. You could look at mine. Stop telling me Look at it. It's not very fun for me because I can't even participate. Well, you could touch it. You could look at mine. Stop telling me to touch it. I've inspected my copy of the Philophophers Stone. And? And I can reveal. What number?

It's a second edition. Wow. So close. So close. But instead, worthless. Just a stupid book. Claudia, all hope rests on you. Not sure you guys are ready for this.

My book. If it's a first edition. Is a ninth edition. Nine? I should have known because it says other titles available and it lists three other books. Yeah, right.

Yeah, my one's only, it only says that The Chamber of Secrets is available. I've got up to The Prisoner of Azkaban. Third book, by the way. Second edition's not bad. That's really good. Yeah, not too bad.

I need to check my wife's copy of Prisoner of Azkaban. I wonder if she'd let me sell it if it was worth some money. For $78,000. You can't say no, right? No, but the Azkaban's going for $5,000. Still not bad. Ella, were you alive when Harry Potter came out?

No, what's Harry Potter? He's a wizard, Ella. You're a wizard, are you? Yeah, I know it. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, check your books. You could be sitting on a fortune.

Ella would have had a first edition, but she read hers on Kindle. Oh, leave me alone. What's Kindle? At least you can read. I can't. She's on a Kobo e-reader. Bree and Clint. Do you remember the singer Paloma Faith?

What was the big hit that she had? Oh yeah. This was huge. Yeah. It was massive. What year do you reckon that was? 2010. Ish? Ish. She was around the same time as Florence and the Machine. And I felt like the world could only handle one powerful ginger at a time. How dare you? I know. I know. It's a different time now. Totally.

We want all the gingers we can get. She's in the news today because she is launching a new podcast. Oh, yeah, that tracks? The podcast is called Mad, Sad and Bad. And she's making headlines for one particular clip from a TikTok video where she's obviously trying to promote the podcast that is coming out. And I believe they asked her, what is the maddest, saddest and baddest moments of your life? And it was the baddest moment that has stuck out from the video. And here's her answer.

When I was 21, I allowed someone to **** in the street in Seville and an old lady walked past and she looked at us and I made eye contact with her and she just went... Oh, my god. I can only assume what she said under that beep. Yes. But it is what I think, right? Indoor gardening.

In the street. In the street? In the street. When she was already famous? Well, I don't think she would have been famous at 21. Because she's, I reckon she'd be 43 now. Yeah, okay. Ish.

So she probably wasn't famous. No. But she was just young and, you know, reckless as we all are. Eye contact is so awkward. Full eye contact with a random old lady. What did that lady say with her eyes? And what did you say back with your eyes? Yeah. Apparently, like, if you watch the clip, Paloma, like, suggests the old lady, like, shook her head and looked at her in disgust.

Yeah. As you would. I think that's a fair. But I need to know, like, where on the street. Yeah. I'm picturing a street like Coronation Street. And in my mind, she like on like a windowsill like

and there's bins nearby. I was just picturing literally on the road. On the road? Yeah. When I think of British roads I think of like cobblestone roads. That doesn't sound comfortable. Which I mean wouldn't be you know, might be quite nice. You never know.

Depends on the cobbles. Well, yeah. Yeah, okay, yeah. Something to put on the bucket list, I guess. Yeah, put that on. Well, we might have to go test that out at some point, the old cobblestones. Anyway.

Not me and you. No, no, not you and I. Was not offering that. Was not offering. Well, you said we might have to go and test that out. Yeah, as in for science. And not you and I, again. Not you and I.

I wasn't keen either. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Good. I thought we could ask people who walked in on you. And it might not have been walked in because you might have been on the street. And did you make eye contact? And you just, we're not going to ask you heap of questions like we always do. We keep it very PG.

Absolutely. And you can either answer with a two-word answer. Just a location? Location. Location and person? Yeah. Who was the person? Who was the person you were with?

Who was the person who walked in? Was it the worst possible person? Who's the worst possible person you reckon? Grandma. Grandma? Oh, no, because Grandma could have a laugh with you about it. Probably for the guys, Mum, and for the girls, dad. No, I was thinking like Prime Minister.

Oh. That'd be pretty horrible. He can't tell you off for it. Yeah. He comes in I got bills! I need to pay! But like not now Chris. Can you guys stop doing what you're doing? We need to get the economy moving.

I'm, mate, I'm moving way more guys stop doing what you're doing? We need to get the economy moving. Mate, I'm moving way more in here than what you're moving. What you were doing is not productive for GDP. Chris, can you get the hell out of here? Chris. I'm kind of in the middle of something. Can we talk about this later? Chris, don't you have somewhere to be? Go back to the B.I. crew.

Chris, get off the cobbles. God's sake. 0800 dials at M or text 9696. Yeah. Where did you get caught? Yeah, and who was it? By whom? Was it the worst person?

Was it your partner? Oh, someone just texted him, the worst person to catch you is your husband or your wife. Yeah, that's pretty bad. That's quite clear. That's definitely. I mean, imagine if your husband was Christopher Lux and that's a double whammy.

Paloma Faith, the singer, has got a new podcast out. And to promote the podcast, she's talked about her baddest time when she got caught on one of the streets in the UK. When I was 21, I allowed someone someone to in the street in seville and an old lady walked past and she looked at us and i made eye contact with her and she just went shook her head how dare you eye contact is so good eye contact's the worst so we're asking you where did you get caught and by whom? And this text came in and it said in a cemetery and it was by a fox. You'd rather get busted by a fox. Yeah.

Yeah. Absolutely. Who's a fox going to tell? I mean the other foxes. Yeah, true. And then they'll make a song and it'll be like, what does the fox say? Yeah, true. And then they'll probably all come out in the wash.

You are not going to fox New Year's, are you? It's been a long day. Let's go to our first caller who wants to be anonymous on 0800DARLS. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thank you, anonymous.

Who caught your indoor gardening, mate? A plumber. A plumber? A plumber. A plumber? A plumber. A plumber, and not in a nice one, you know, like you normally see in porn movies. Oh, okay, not a naughty plumber. Right, right, an actual plumber. How did a plumber catch you?

So we were staying in a hostel a few years back, and as it turned out, we didn't close the door. Oh, that'll do it. So you're busy checking the pipes, and then he comes in to check the pipes. Yeah, we didn't close the door. Oh, that'll do it. Oh, yeah, that'll do it. So you're busy checking the pipes and then he comes in to check the pipes. Yeah, we were actively cleaning the pipes and he just opened the door and the floor in his eyes.

He's like, hey, that's my job. He's like, hey, that's me, I'm Ariel. Yep. He's like, ah, I feel like I'm in one of those movies where the plumber arrives. It sounded way nicer than it actually was because he just looked at us in awe and slowly walked out. Oh, no.

He slowly walked out. That'll kill the mood, won't it? Thanks, Anonymous. Someone said, we were at a party at my friend's house and another friend was using my bedroom. Another friend was using our friend's bedroom to indoor garden with a guy. And then the friend's dad that was hosting the party

walked in and then he walked out and he said, that's not my daughter. I think we might. Was that your friend Anonymous? Yes. Oh, that's so embarrassing. Was there a lot of people standing around when all this happened? Yeah, there was probably about 10 of us.

Oh, no. Did the party get shut down after that? If I was the dad, I'd be like, okay, time to go. Nah, he just drank water. Forget about it. Yep. Sounds about right. Well, you've got two options, right?

You either kick the kids out or you keep drinking. Or you join them. Not like that. No, not like that. Well, you've got two options, right? You either kick the kids out or you keep drinking. Or you join them. Not like that. No, not like that. Not like that. No. Thanks, Anonymous. There's a lot of text coming through where obviously there's a lot of situations where kids

can accidentally walk into, you know, a bad situation. What about the one where they said, my ex-husband and I were in the shower when our daughter used the knife to unlock the bathroom door? Oh, MacGyver. I was in a very compromising position and my daughter asked, what are you doing, mummy? And I said, I'm shaving daddy's legs. That's quick thinking.

That's great thinking. That's really quick thinking. That is good. The kid would go, okay. Yep, seems about right. I mean, they'd be weirded out when dad came out with hairy legs. Yeah, and be like, you didn't do a very good job, mum. You didn't do a very good job.

We asked who caught you in the act and someone said, my dad. He then tried to have a conversation with my husband. Oh, no. To you, does that read he tried to have a conversation with the husband afterwards like, hey, don't do that? Or does it read he had a conversation? No, mid. Mid.

He's walked in. I know exactly what would have happened. He's walked in. It's all happening. The dad's gotten awkward and he's thought, oh, better break the tension. I might have a conversation. Are we still going to watch Bathurst? Dave?

Just let me know how long you reckon you'll be. Dave? Why are you looking at me like that? Okay, I probably should go. My mum and dad caught me heaps in my room. But they're the ones who were the bad influence in the first place. So it was a you catch them, they catch you situation. There's a lot more to that story. I love this one.

It says here, here I am making out with my boyfriend in the car, getting very hot and sweaty outside my house. My parents were home at the time and they had just bought takeaways for all of us. Eventually, my dad got sick of waiting and he came up to

the window, knocks on the car and says, hey, I bought you guys takeaways because obviously you're not coming inside but you must be hungry. I was so embarrassed. Classic dad news. I would be mortified. He's standing there with a bag of Chinese. He's like, hey, you guys going to eat these

bloody porks? Like you were safe in the driveway of your parents' house. They would have heard the car pull up. You park around the corner. Yeah. Park around the corner. Don't park in the driveway.

We were at a scenic reserve in the backseat of my car. Another car pulls up. And of course, it's the police. They just shook their heads and told us to go home. Oh, that's good cops. That's good policing. That's good cops. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's good police work. Okay, birthday, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's good police work. Bree and Clint. Okay, birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. All right, your birthday bangers for a Tuesday. Number one songs when you turn 16. We'll do three and play one.

Jordan's going to go first. Hi, Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Hi. How's your day been, mate? Pretty good. Just got off school. Oh, good to hear.

Wait, you're a teacher or? No, I'm a student. I'm probably one of the younger callers that's been on here. Okay. Yeah, okay. That's great. You must have just been able to play this more recently than Jordan. Oh, I've been listening since about year nine with my mum in the car.

It's been my first time being able to call up. Wait, so is this your first time calling the show? This is my first time calling the show. Let's go, Jordan. That's what we like to hear. Hey, welcome, man. It's great to have you on here. Welcome. Thank you.

That is so cool. Appreciate being here. What's your dad's birth, Jordan? Let's figure out your birthday banger. It is the 7th of January, 2008. Oh, he's a Capricorn. I knew he was a good lad. It means you were 16, Jordan, only last year.

And on that day, this was at the top. It's a banger from Tate McRae. Do you like it? It's a good one. It's a good one. I like it. It's a good one from Tate McRae. Do you like it? It's a good one. It's a good one. I like it. It's a good one. I remember listening to this a lot.

Yeah. Yeah, it was huge. Well, you should. It was only a year ago. Yeah. I think it's still on our playlist, actually. You've got a good birthday banger, Jordan. Wait there.

We're going to do Joe's. Kia ora, Joe. Hi, Joe. Hi. How's your day been, Joe? Oh, it's been pretty good, thanks. That's good to hear. Finished Jo. Hi. How's your day been Jo? Oh it's been pretty good thanks. That's good to hear. Finished for the day?

Finished for the day. I've been driving around with children. Caught up from the car. Mum's taxi. Yeah as mums always say mum's taxi. Well all we need is your date of birth. 17th of April 1981. Alright that means you were 16 in 1997.

And Jo, on that day, this was number one. She said, really? Really? Savage Garden, Jo. Look at that. Good memories? Yeah, good memories. Good memories, yeah.

Were you a fan of the Savage Garden? I did enjoy a couple of those songs, to be honest. Yeah. To the Moon and Back. They had a couple of bangers. Cannonballs. They had a few, yeah. Yeah.

I love a bit of Savage Garden. Okay, wait there, Jo. We've got to do Renee's birthday banger. Hi, Renee. Hi, Renee. Hi. What's been... Long-term listeners,

best time to allow... A double! Oh, we've gone back to back. We do love it, Renee. How long's it been, you reckon? Oh, a few years, maybe five. Oh, my husband always changes the radio station on me. Oh, what does he listen to?

What's his station? Everything. Everything. Everything but this. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's a flicker, isn't he, Renee? You can't trust those flickers. I always say that.

You're here now, Renee. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? 19th of October, 89. All right, Renee, that means do your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? 19th of October, 89. All right, Renee, that means you were 16 in 2005. And, Renee, this is your birthday banger. Don't you wish your girlfriend was wrong like me. Wrong.

Don't you wish your girlfriend was fine like me. Oh, it's a banger from the Pussycat Dolls. Renee, do you like it? I love it. Would your partner like it? Yeah, probably. Oh, he's changed his station again. Renee's gone.

I'm just kidding. Okay, Savage Garden, Pussycat Dolls, Tate McRae, what does your gut say? Oh, I like them all to be honest. So do I. It's between Tate McRae and Greedy, um, Tate McRae and Don't You for me. Really?

Yeah, I just, we had a slow one yesterday. Right, okay. It's Savage Garden for me. So I'll just put that on the table. Don't you, pussycat dolls for me, boy. I think because I know. Because what? No, stay the course.

Claudia, what's the winner of Birthday Banger? What do you think I'm going to vote for? I feel like you're going to vote for Savage Garden. That's why I was going to suggest we give it to Ella, because I think I know what Claudia will vote for. Yeah, let's give it to Ella. Should we ask her what she would have voted for? Ella, what would you have voted for? To be honest,

Greedy. I don't like any of the others. Okay. You don't like Don't Ya? I'm sick of it. You don't like Don't Ya? I'm sick of it. You don't like Sauvage Garden? No, I've heard it too much. Okay, we need a winner. You've heard it too much. It's the first time you've ever heard that song.

Yeah, and I don't like it. Claudia? I would have voted for it, but it is too slow, so I'm going for Pussycat Dolls. There it is. Let's go, baby. The winner of Birthday Banger. Renee, you got it in the bag.

You won Birthday Banger. Let's go. First time caller, first time birthday banger winner. Shove that one in your pipe and smoke it, husband. Bree and Clint, here's the Pussycat Dolls from 05 on ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint, the winner of birthday bagging is the Pussycat Dolls and Don't you baby Don't you ZD and Brian Clayton The winner of birthday bagging Is the Pussycat Dolls

And Don't You Buzzy that that song Is 20 years old this year Wild That's Yeah God Nicole Scherzinger Was hot wasn't she

Yeah I mean still is Still is Shouldn't use that in past tense But it's 20 years Since she was that hot How old How old do you reckon she is?

I don't know. But if that's old, imagine if we'd played Savage Garden. Did I ever tell you I met the lead singer of Savage Garden one time? Did you? Brisbane boy. Yeah. And obviously I lived in Brisbane a long time. And it's one day I was sitting in this cafe.

I turned around and I see him out of the corner of my eye. I went, stop it. And I didn't. You recognised him? 100%. Okay. Oh, big deal in Australia. Yeah, yeah, sure.

Big deal. Yeah. And just big deal in the circles I was running in. And I just lost it. I'm a full fangirl. And that's not normally me. Did you go and say hello? Yeah. Yeah. And I was sweaty. Was and I just lost it. I'm a full fangirl, and that's not normally me. Did you go and say hello? Yeah.

Yeah. And I was sweaty. Was he cool about it? He was lovely. Yeah, great. I was like two foot taller than him, and he was so nice. Real nice dude. That's a good claim to fame.

Yeah. What a shame it was before selfies. I know. You could have crouched down, had a little selfie with him. I think I did have like a Nokia. I'm pretty sure I did get a photo. Yeah. But it was on like a phone. Yeah. Which was pretty much no point.

It's time once more for the hardest game in radio. Called Name. You meant to do it with me. Name. Name. Name. Name in ASAC. See even the name is hard. Yeah. You can't. You meant to do it with me. Name. Name. Name in a haystack. See, even the name is hard. Yeah. You can't.

Couldn't you just do it once? No, I couldn't. Okay. Anyway, it doesn't matter because what really matters is if we get this one. What do you reckon the chances are? One in a million? I'd love a statistician to give us some odds. Yeah.

Could we look into that, producers? A statistician to give us the odds on how likely name we look into that, producers? A statistician to give us the odds on how likely name in a haystack is? Yeah, why not? Can you call our resident statistician, please? I always have one standing by, just in case. There's got to be one in the building. A random name selected on the spot

by one of our producers and then a random location, a random business selected on the spot by another one of our producers then called live on the show to see if the person with that name will answer the phone. It's very unlikely. It's not impossible though. But it's not

impossible and that's the point as to why we play this game. What is the money? We're not doing it for the money. $450. $450 is up for grabs if the person answers with the name. Claudia, you name or business this week? I did name last week so I'll do business this week.

Okay, where are we calling? I've realised we've been quite selfish out here with this game. We've only chosen Auckland locations so far. We're just sticking with what we know. Spread the love. Yeah, so I want to go as far away as I can think of. We're going down to Invercargill today. Invercargill, yeah.

And I want to call Waxie's Irish Pub in Invercargill. We love Waxie's. Shout out to Waxie's Irish Pub in Invercargill. We love Waxie's. Shout out to Waxie's. Ella, who works at Dunedin's preeminent Irish pub, Waxie's? Invercargill, sorry. It's got to be a Bruce. Bruce? Hey, Bruce here.

What can I get you? You reckon Bruce is at the Irish pub? Absolutely. You can't influence it? Not Seamus? No. Okay. What's Seamus?

It's an Irish name. Oh. Never mind. We're going with Bruce. We're going with Bruce. Claudia, please connect us to Waxie's Irish pub in Invercargill where we're looking for Bruce. I'm not hopeful on this one, eh?

Hello, Waxie. Sasha speaking. Oh, g'day, Sasha. It's Brian Clint from ZM. How are you? Oh, myy. Sasha speaking. Oh, g'day, Sasha. It's Brian Clint from ZM. How are you? Oh, my goodness. Hello. How are you?

We're good, thank you. Sorry to sound so disappointed when you answered the phone. It's nothing you've done. Nothing to do with you, Sasha. It's nothing you did. We play this game on our show called Name in a Haystack where we randomly pick a business and a name, and if that person answers with that name,

today they would have won $450. Oh, yeah. And unfortunately, the name wasn't Sash. It was Bruce. Have you got a Bruce there? No. Nah. Nah.

What names, just out of interest, Sash, what names do you have there? Enya's working today. Caleb's working today. Sam was just here. She just left. And our new head chef called Joel. No Seamus? Not a Seamus in there?

I went with Seamus. My name could be Seamus. Yeah, for $450, my name could be Seamus too. You can call me whatever you want for $450. Okay, well, what's good on tap at Waxies at the moment? The Guinness? Oh, yeah, always a Guinness. Always a Guinness.

It's got to be the Guinness. It's thick. It's ripe. You've got to get a Guinness from Waxies. All right, see you when we're down and in for cargo. Sash, thanks for taking our call. Thanks, Sash. No worries.

Okay, see you. No name in a haystack today on the Brand Code Show. I just thought even just, I want to get somewhere where there is someone who is there working, but not necessarily they answer the phone. We build. We keep going. Brian Clint.

That is the end of the Brian Clint Show for another day. Thanks so much, guys. Done, dusted. What's for dinner, everyone? What is for dinner? Not one of the Dish of the Nations. Nah, not tonight. I wish. If you could Not one of the Dish of the Nations. Nah, not tonight. I wish.

If you could have any of the Dish of the Nation finalists for dinner, what are you choosing? Oh. Sausage and bread. Probably sausage and bread. Nah, pie. Really? Yeah.

I love a sausage and bread dinner in summer. Yeah, it is good. It is good. Fresh bread. You need white bread for sausage and bread. Oh, I don't mind a fresh brown bread. Get out of my studio now. How dare you say that?

Monster. Can I have my, okay, sorry. Can I have my sausage and bread and like a slice of sourdough? Get out of my studio now! Up Raw, Claudia! Are you hearing this? Come on, man. Can I have my sausage and bread? You bloody fancy Aucklander.

Can I have my sausage and bread in a bun? One of those six pack of buns from the supermarket? Are they white? Yeah, but they've got cheese on top. I'll let that slide. And the sausage is like awkwardly poking out of both ends. I can't believe you just said, I don't mind mine on a slice of brown bread.

Take it back then. I didn't mean it. Put it in the bin. You've got to vote. You've got to vote. Okay, there are only four dishes left. Meat pie versus hokey pokey ice cream. Sausage and bread versus kiwi onion dip.

Meat pie is pretty much decided. Sausage and bread versus kiwi onion dip. Meat pie is pretty much decided. Sausage and bread versus Kiwi onion dip is as toit as a toiga. Amongst other things. Amongst other things. Yeah. It is that tight. You can't separate the two. No, it's 50-50.

It is literally 50-50. So go vote. Have your say. Dish of the Nation. Bring Clint on Instagram now. Go. Do it. Now. Have a great night, everybody. See you tomorrow. Bye-bye. Dish of the Nation Brian Clint on Instagram now go do it now

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