ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 11th July 2022

Episode Date: July 10, 2022

Clint's massive bonus bonds payout. Bree went to completely the wrong place. What piece of your partners clothing do you hate? Bree had a sexy dream about a fellow radio host... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody and welcome to a full strength Brie and Clint podcast with Brie Here Claudia Present Ella Hi Clint

Hi Yeah we're all back, the girls are back, although they are wearing masks at the moment Just in case Looks like a war hospital in the producer's booth. Because we're lying on the ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Trust me, if you had COVID, you would test positive by now, I think. Just polite, you know.

Yeah, the amount of tests I did. Did you do the throat swabby? Because Bree's partner did the nose swabby when Bree had it and she was negative, but then she did the throat swabby and she came back positive. Yeah, how do you do it so I did I think you just swab like your tonsils the sides of your throat

a gag a bit no thanks definitely yeah but you gotta do it in that order you gotta go throat and then nose you don't go nose

and then throat I feel like either order is kind of gross throat and nose yuck that's what all the nurses have to do at the hospitals

they have to swab their throat. Yeah. Because it's way more accurate. Bit of show admin. A lot of pressure on us. Is this a meeting now? No, it's just a bit of consultation. This is a group decision.

There's a bit of pressure on us, Bree, to change the cover image of the Brilliant Clint Podcast family. I didn't see that. Obviously, it now features three members of the show who no longer exist to us. Producer Ben, gone. He's gone to Australia. Anastasia.

Producer Anastasia, she's gone to another breakfast show. And the dolphin, unceremoniously gone. Gone. Dead dolphin sashimi. Where'd the dolphin go? Did you eat the dolphin? Got voted out. The dolphin was annoying. So who's Howdy Partner? You know how we do that? Why I did Dolphin sashimi Where'd the dolphin go Did you eat the dolphin Got voted out Oh

The dolphin was annoying Fair enough So who's Howdy Partner You know how we do that It's Brie's dad It's my dad It's Ashley Yeah

That's his That's his voicemail Of his phone Oh yeah I've heard about it So Brie and Clint Podcast family life member Oli Check Has offered us

New artwork Has everybody seen it It's horrific I have seen it A little bit frightened I'm not too happy About my It's horrific. I have seen it. I'm not too happy about my hair. I just have a sense that I have to be lucky out of all of them. Have you seen me?

You were a little zoomed in in the face. Who am I? Are you Anthony? Andrew. I don't know, mate. I wasn't a fan of the Wiggles growing up. Aren't they Australian royalty, the Wiggles? I'm just trying to look for the image here. Where has it gone?

Yeah, where is it? Look, it's that or nothing. So what's the solution to this? What's the solution? Well, I could either edit something or we use this horrific, lovely thing. He looks bald. Why do we all have massive foreheads? You're the guy who wears toe shoes.

That's so bad. Yeah, I'm that guy. I'm Simon. I look like a kid. I literally look like a 12-year-old person. I don't know how to break this to you. But you kind of look like that in real life too. Your dad is in there.

I think Ollie's done a great job with this image. He has done a very good job. Even the podcast trumpets are in this image. The wiggles just aren't super relatable to me. Like, I'm not like, you know. Should we be high five? Yeah. High five.

We need a fifth member. Yeah. Maybe that's your dad. Yeah. High five. I'm all about that life. Oh, I do love high five. I'm trying to think.

Oh, the Avengers. Oh, the Avengers are good. It's pretty cool. It's quite different to the last one, isn't it? Like, we can all be a superhero. That's fun. I do like superheroes. I would like to see who would get chosen for which role in that.

Not even putting names forward, like who you want. I kind of want to see who we would allocate it. Not putting names forward. Love him. I love Iron Man. Who would you pick? Who would you pick to be if you could pick one person Out of the Marvel Well you've got to pick someone

Who kind of resembles you I think Nah So obviously I'd pick Thor Oh my gosh Yeah right If that's them Or we're going with

I'll be Hulk Yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah I like the idea Of being a badass Black Widow She's awesome Yeah but her powers

Aren't that great I want to be Scarlet Witch She's really cool She is cool Dibs on Scarlet Witch. She's really cool. She is cool. Dibs on Scarlet Witch. Scarlet Witch is a bad too. Oh, yeah, yeah, with the hands.

Yeah. Oh, what about Hawkeye? Yeah, he's cool. A bit of Katniss Everdeen in there. I want to be Gru. I'm Gru. Yeah, Groot.

Gru? Gru or Groot? Groot. Groot is from Despicable Me. Oh, that's right. I'm going to see it. I'm going to see the Despicables. Are you in the Minions movie?

Are you a gentle minion? Yeah. Suiting up? Yeah. I'm going to suit up. Talking about looking like a 12-year-old. Are you going to wear the soundkeeper suit? She's allowed in.

Right, okay. You have to be at least 12 and under to go to that film. Let's show it for now. I think we leave it open to any podcast members who have great Photoshop skills. Or average. Or average. Or average. It would take anything. Our suggestions are High Five or The Avengers.

Can I please have hair? Bree would like hair. That's my one request. That's so good. You're one. And if we don't get something better. Even if it's a mullet. Even if I end up being Joe Dirt, I'd still be happy.

In the next 24 hours, then we are The Wiggles. It is what it is. We can change it You can make one You can make one You can upload it Oh I'm not good at Photoshop I'm terrible

That's good It's kind of funny I feel like we should give them the week Like I feel like the week Is a good amount of time Because people are busy There'll be some good stuff out there Yeah

I'll make one And I'm just keen to see What people come up with Which will be quite fun Me too Alright well I'm going to go See the Min come up with, which will be quite fun. Me too. All right, well, I'm going to go see the Minions. Okay, you enjoy that.

And everybody enjoy the podcast. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye. Bye. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrims. Bree and Clint. A little afternoon delight in the morning.

It's ZM's Bree and Clint. It's about downtime. Hey, morning, everybody. It's about downtime really to do with anyone here, just to do with myself. Right. My partner's away at the moment in Sydney. And I have- This doesn't sound good, by the way. And I, yeah, it doesn't sound good. And I have not cooked once. And I was like, wow. Yeah. This is so bad.

Not once. Not once did I cook on the week. Oh, no, I did make myself breakfast. That doesn't count. Once. Cooking breakfast doesn't count. It doesn't? Wait, no, I did make myself breakfast. That doesn't count. Once. Cooking breakfast doesn't count. It doesn't? Wait, you've been getting takeaways for breakfast.

Look, I may have went out. For breakfast. I may have went out on Friday. Don't you ever toast it? Yeah, I know, but breakfast is my favourite meal of the day. Oh, treat yourself every day. What are you getting for breakfast? McMuffin.

You're such a... Mate, I've got to live it up for once. I don't need to think about someone else. I don't need to cook. There's no dishes. Is she about controlling your partner? No. Is that when she's here, can you not be your real self?

No. Is that the issue? Is this the real you coming out? No. But, you know, when you don't have to think about someone else, Is that the issue? Is this the real you coming out? No. But you know, when you don't have to think about someone else, you're like, well, I don't have to pretend I want a salad for dinner. I can have whatever I want.

You can have a mixed salad. No one can tell me different. When does she get back? Tuesday. And when does the wheelie bin get collected? Oh, no, Wednesday. You're going to have to mow the lawns Tuesday. And when does the wheelie bin get collected? Oh, no, Wednesday. And there's only one... You're going to have to mow the lawns and put a layer of grass clippings on top in the wheelie bin.

It's a great idea. You know? It's a great idea. I'm just going to put the real trash over all of the takeaway bags. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. Here we go.

First game of Tradie v. Lady for the week. The Tradies sitting on 59. The Ladies sitting on 49. Let's go all the way to Matamata to meet our first contestant. He is 23 and he actually likes Mondays. Welcome to the show. It's Brett. G'day, Brett.

Morning. How you going? Good, thank you, mate. Obviously, you don't work on Mondays. Is to the show. It's Brett. G'day, Brett. Morning, how you going? Good, thank you, mate. Obviously, you don't work on Mondays. Is that why you like it? Oh, stop it. What do you like so much about Mondays, Brett? I suppose it's just because it's an unpopular opinion, really. Right, you like to buck the

trend and swim upstream. Is that right, Brett? Exactly, like a salmon. Thank God it's Monday. Am I right, Brett? Exactly, like a salmon. Thank God it's Monday. Am I right, Brett? TGIM, mate. TGIM, baby. Okay, let's meet your opposition. She's 40. She's from Hamilton. And her kid's hobby is Irish dancing.

Welcome to the show, Rasheen. Hi, Rasheen. Thank you. How are you? With a hobby like that and a name like that, I'm guessing you were quite happy with the result of the All Blacks game on the weekend, Rasheen. No, I'm good for both sides. Hang on, someone's on speakerphone. They're going to have to take us off.

Is that you, Rasheen? No. No. Is that you, Brett? Is that better? There we go. We got Brett. Okay, Rasheen, your buzzer is lady.

Brett, yours is tradie. First three correct answers are going to get 50 bucks cash. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What flavour is the alcoholic beverage Contro? Is it caramel, orange or lemon? Tradie?

Yes, Brett? I'm going to say caramel. No, that's incorrect. Rasheen, do you want to have a guess? I would say, what was the other one? Orange or lemon? I would say orange. That is incorrect. Rasheen, do you want to have a guess? I would say, what was the other one? Orange or lemon? I would say orange. That is correct.

Well done. It is orange flavoured. One to the ladies. Question number two. The All Blacks lost to Ireland for the first time ever at home on the weekend in a stadium nicknamed the Sistema Lunchbox. Where was the game played? Trady. Yes, Brett.

Forsyth Bar Stadium. Yeah, Dunedin we would have accepted, but that's very specific. Nice work, Brett. One to the Tradies. Question number three. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. Can't nobody tell me nothing. Tradie.

Yes, Brett. Lil Nas X. Lil Nas X is correct for two points. Here we go. Sharp on a Monday, Brett. Well done. You know it. Yeah.

Question number four. Which movie franchise is known for the saying, may the odds be ever in your favour? Hunger Games. Going to have to buzz in there, Rasheen. Ladies. Yes, Rasheen. Hunger Games.

Nice work. She's back in the game. Yes, Rasheen. 100 games. Nice work. She's back in the game. You very nearly gave that to Brett for free, Rasheen. We're all tied up. Here we go. Question number five. How tall is the Auckland Sky Tower? Is it 228 metres, 328 or 420?

Brady. Yes, Brett. I'm going to say 328. He's got it. This is why we love Mondays, mate, isn't it? Yeah, exactly. Everything good happens on a Monday. Take the rest of the day off.

Brett, you've peaked early, mate. There's 50 bucks cash coming your way. Cool. Top man. Thank you, mate. There's 50 bucks cash coming your way. Cool, top man. Thank you very much. There we go. No worries, Brett. Bree and Clint. You seen Top Gun yet?

Nah, I haven't seen it. I was too busy watching the new Marvel's Thor. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. On the weekend. Yeah, that's a good movie too. This is a story about Miles Teller from Top Gun. His grandma God, grandmas are awesome

What's his grandma done? I miss my grandma quite a lot Especially when I hear stories like this Yeah, I miss both my grandmas Yeah Miles Teller from Top Gun His grandmother is on a campaign Currently to make him the next James Bond

Oh, I saw this Yeah She's She started Hasn't she started a to make him the next James Bond. Oh, I saw this. Yeah. She's, um, she started, hasn't she started a, what's it called? Petition? Nah, she's just doing some tweets, but it's catching all the right attention.

Yeah. Her name is Leona Flowers. Cool name. Such a great grandma name. Yeah. Leona Flowers. She recently took to Twitter to suggest that, yeah, her grandson, Miles Teller, should replace Daniel Craig as 007.

Here's what she tweeted. She said, They're looking for an actor to replace Daniel Craig for future 007 movies. I think my grandson, Miles Teller, has proven that he has everything they're looking for. Talent, looks, strength, worldwide appeal and oh so cool he can be

that guy. Wouldn't that be great? And like you're going to go back to someone's grandma and disagree with her. Nah, he's pretty average actually. Exactly right. Like you're going to tell someone's grandma that their grandson isn't hot shit. Because to her, he is

the hottest shit. It's hard to tell because obviously grandma's a bias when it comes to their grandchildren. So they need to navigate the situation of whether or not she's right or she's just biased towards her grandchild. Yeah, absolutely right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what's her creed? Has she done any good casting in the past? Who's the last successful movie star she put into a role? These are the questions the 007 franchise will need to ask themselves. Well, I heard her second pick for James Bond is, what's his name? Idris Elba. Yeah.

Well, she's way off the money then. Because like I've been saying to you for three years, he's too old. How old's Miles Teller? 45? No, Miles Teller would be like 29. He's the perfect James Bond. He's got like 15 years of runway in him. Except he's American.

So sorry, Grandma. Actually, he's completely wrong for James Bond. Do you know who is an American? Who? In their English, Idris Elba. He's English. Got a very nice English accent. James Bond producer, Barbara Broccoli.

That's not her name. Real name. Not a Bond villain. It's a real woman. I heard she's related to Sarah Broccolini. She's Italian. Carrie Cauliflower. Yeah.

James Bond producer Barbara Broccoli. Real name. Stop it. That is not her real name. Real name. Spelt B-R-O-C-C-O-L-I. Barbara Broccoli.

If your last name's Broccoli, why would you name your daughter Barbara? No. You give your... Don't name her with a B name. She recently said the search for the next 007 is actually yet to begin.

They haven't started looking for a new James Bond, but it will be a reinvention of the character when they do cast a new James Bond. Maybe an older James Bond. Maybe a really old James Bond like Idris Elba. He's not that old. He's like, I can't do the flips. I mean, how old was Sean Connery?

Not that old when he played James Bond. Anyway. Bree and Clint. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Our man in Hollywood is Dean McCarthy. Morning, Dean. G'day, Hollywood is Dean McCarthy. Morning, Dean. G'day, Dean.

Good morning. Hi, guys. Brie and I saw the new Thor movie on Friday, and there is a story today about who was almost Thor instead of Chris Hemsworth. Almost unimaginable, right? You can't imagine anyone else in that role but him. Yeah.

Literally, yeah. No one. You cannot imagine anyone in that role, but however, it was almost his brother, Liam, Liam Hemsworth, that almost landed the gig. Now, this is kind of wild, actually. So it was Chris that shared the story. So it's a good source.

He said that when they were first casting for the role, they looked at Liam, but they felt like he was too young to play Thor. So they actually gave it to Chris Hemsworth. And then there was other talk. They actually have a third brother. A lot of people don't know this, but they have a third brother. His name is Luke Hemsworth. And then there was another talk. They actually have a third brother. A lot of people don't know this, but they have a third brother. His name is Luke Hemsworth. He's also an actor.

He was in the film, wasn't he, Dean? I believe he's in the new film. Yeah, he was in the film. Yes, he is, actually. I once got tricked to go and cover a red carpet because they said, oh, one of the Hemsworth actors is going to be there. So we all got there early. We're all lined up.

He gets, this is like no shade, no shade. He gets out of the car and all us press are like, wait, what's that? Who's that? Like, we're all looking around like, what, what? And they're like, this is Luke Hemsworth. And we're like, who the hell is Luke Hemsworth? And they're like, it's the other one. And we're like, what?

Oh, that was the mean. Oh, Jane. No, no, Jane. No, Jane. Poor Luke. That actually happened. Bless him. Yeah, look, let's be honest.

His brothers are Chris and Liam Hemsworth. He's fine. He's good. Yeah. That's happened. Look, let's be honest. His brothers are Chris and Liam Hemsworth. He's fine. He's good. Yeah, true. It's an incredibly muscly shadow to be living in as the third Hemsworth brother. And he's the oldest one as well. Luke Hemsworth would not have been as good a Thor as Chris Hemsworth. You mean Liam.

Liam Hemsworth. You're getting confused with your Hemsworths now. Well, Luke definitely wouldn't have been better. I agree. I think I do like Liam and he was fantastic in The Hunger Games. It's Chris Hemsworth. He. Well, Luke definitely wouldn't have been better. I agree. I think, I do like Liam and he was fantastic in The Hunger Games. It's Chris Hemsworth. He brings a level of humour

to it that you didn't think that a big, muscly, hammer-wielding superhero could bring, right? He's just so great in every way. Yeah.

Like, you can't fault the guy. Yeah, Brie and I have got a pretty big crush on Chris Hemsworth after that movie, I think. I mean, look, I wouldn't throw him out of bed. That's the latest

live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Remember I was talking to you the other day about bonus bonds? You guys didn't have bonus bonds in Australia, did you? Oh, sorry, I don't have time today, sir, to talk about bonus bonds. I've got stuff on. Bonus bonds were the thing in the 90s and 2000s.

Talking about them now, it kind of seems like a scam, but back then it was like, this is a cool thing I can do with my money. It's run through the bank, and I could make some money out of this. Well, if we're going to talk about bonus bonds, let's talk about barter card. I mean, let's bring that back.

Bonus bonds was your money was in the bank. I think it had to be at ANZ, but then you could buy bonus bonds bonds They were $20 a bonus bond And that gave you one entry into this draw They had a draw for a million dollars every month And you could make money on your money that was in there But you could take it back out So your $20 that you put in

Was always in there And when you wanted it back You could take it back out And you got your $20 back out Like you never lost the money kind of thing. Did you guys have bonus bonds growing up?

You did, eh? It was a big thing for like grandparents to buy their grandchildren some bonus bonds. It was like the Christmas every year $20 bonus bonds

from Nana and Grandpa. And they really felt like they were investing in your future, eh? Yeah, it really felt like that. Mustn't have been a thing back home. Yeah.

Well, they wrapped it up recently because it's not making any money anymore and no one's really doing it. So they shut down the bonus bond scheme. But the issue was, is you've got all these bonus bonds that have been purchased for people by their grandparents over the last 10, 20, 30 years.

A lot of the grandparents have now passed on and people weren't sure. They're like, shit, I think I've got some of those bonus bonds. I should be getting those back. I should really look into getting my bonus bonds back so how do they get them back so it's done now it's all wrapped up they're just in the process of making the final payments out and I went deep on it I was like mum we need to find my bonus bonds I could be sitting on hundreds if not thousands of dollars in my bonus bond you would you think you were sitting on hundreds of

thousands well I could I don't know. No, hundreds if not thousands. Oh, right. That's what I said. I was going to say, how many grandparents did you have? But also, what if I'd won? And I'd moved addresses or they didn't have my contact number. What if I'd won one of the million dollar bonus bonds?

I mean, what if? Who knows? I also felt, and I think people will relate to this, like your grandma put that money in there for you, you'd be doing grandma a disservice if you didn't investigate where your bonus bonds. Yeah, it's all about grandma. Yeah, it's totally all about her.

RIP Nan, I miss you, I love you. Where's my goddamn bonus bonds, you know? So did you look into it? I did look into it. And on Sunday I received an email from the bonus bonds company. It says confirmation of bonus bonds payment. Oh, and I bet you.

They've got my bank account details. They're putting it straight into my bank account. Your eyes would have lit up and you would have been like, I'm going to be rich. What's grandma buying me for an early Christmas present? How much was it? It says right here. Dear Mr. C.P. Roberts, we're confirming that we have made a payment of $2.48 into the bank account you provided us. Hundreds, if not thousands, if not dollars.

So drinks are on you. Drinks are on grandma, I think. Drink is on grandma. First week of school holidays too. Is it? Yeah. Ohinks are on Grandma, I think. Drink is on Grandma. Bree and Clint. First week of school holidays too. Is it? Yeah. Oh, happy school holidays, everyone.

They'll be asleep. They'll be sleeping in. Hopefully. Oh, depends. A lot of kids will be like, I'm so excited. It's school holidays. How good. Look, I saw this survey which was done here in New Zealand and it was over 1,000 consumers

and they were asked different questions about their cutlery behaviours. Right, okay. The main thing that I saw that I found interesting was the percentage of people that eat certain items with cutlery. Okay. In items you wouldn't necessarily think, you know, you would eat with cutlery. Okay. And items you wouldn't necessarily think, you know, you would eat with cutlery. Like a slice of pizza?

Yeah, that's on the list. Is that? Pizza's on the list. People who eat pizza with knife and fork, I can't figure out if they're bougie or if they're like, I don't know, like a bit special. Nah, I sometimes eat pizza with a knife and fork depending on how sloppy the pizza is.

Like if it's like a wood-fired, really thin-based pizza where everything slides off the top, then cutlery is the go. But you have to have it on a wooden board. You can't eat pizza out of the box with a knife and fork. No, put it on a plate. Right. Yeah.

But you still have to transfer, you still have to lift. Anyway, it still requires lifting is my point. Yeah, but you delicately do that. You delicately lift it to your breath. Well, you disagree with 39% of fellow Kiwis who all eat their pizza with cutlery. 39% of Kiwis eat pizza with cutlery. 39%, yes. What about burgers?

How many do you think? Zero. Zero people? A burger do you think? Zero. Zero people? A burger with a knife and fork? 34% of people are eating burgers with a knife and fork. How? It's a good question. So I know I sound a bit triggered, but these are hand-based foods.

They were invented to be eaten with your hands. Yeah, but it's your food. What are you going to give COVID to yourself? Yeah, I know, but COVID times, you never know. No. You know, a burger, they put bread around it so you could pick it up. Pizza, they left pizza off the little edge of the handle bit so you can pick it up. I think pizza and burger are different.

Like burger to me, definitely more hand-based, but depending on the type of pizza. Anyway, what about sandwiches? Depends on the sandwich, I guess. If you go to the pub and you get one of those big things that has to have a toothpick through it to hold it together. So wait, so now you're on board.

There's bread around each side of a sandwich, quite similar to a burger. But some of those sandwiches haven't been built as sandwiches. They've just put the bread there as decoration. You're talking about a club sandwich. 10% of people. No, I'm not talking about a club sandwich, 10% of people. No, I'm not talking about a club sandwich.

Thank you very much. What are you talking about then? Just a Whopper Dog sandwich with like a really hard lid, you know, and the lid's like sitting in like a 45 degree angle. That's a club sandwich. No, a club sandwich has three bits of bread in it. Yeah, it's huge. Okay.

Like try and get a club sandwich into your mouth. It's massive. What about... I will not eat a club sandwich into your mouth. It's massive. What about... I will not eat a club sandwich with a knife and fork. I will not. What if it was your only option? What if they come out and they go, right, it's illegal to eat this club sandwich with your hands.

Well, then I'd go, what am I doing at this restaurant? What is this law-based restaurant? A weird rule. What about fries? How many people? I wouldn't have said zero, but going off this list, I'm going to say 98%. 50%?

Yeah, see. Which I kind of get. Sometimes I like to eat fries with a fork. A pie. This one shocked me quite a lot. 78% of people will eat a pie with a knife and fork. And let's do the last one, cake. A Cornish pasty.

Cake. 80% of people say they're eating cake with a knife and fork. No, I get cake. What do you mean? I get cake. Where's the handle on cake? Oh, no, I picked that up. Where's the hand-based part of cake?

It's full in my mouth. Yeah, right. Okay. Well, there you go. I think we're giving away. It triggered you so much. Look at you. You're so angry.

You're like, what's wrong with people? It's a burger. It's got handles on it. We're giving away $1,000 thanks to cutlery this morning, by the way, just between 7 and 7.30. Which is very fitting. The Wiltshire Countdown cutlery competition. That's who conducted the survey.

Well, you've got me all angry now, Countdown, okay? Thanks a lot. Great way to start the day. Bree and Clint. We held a speed dating event on Friday for the new Thor Love and Thunder movie. Nice, eh? Thanks a lot. Great way to start the day. We held a speed dating event on Friday for the new Thor Love and Thunder movie. Nice, eh? It was good. God, they looked after us at event cinemas,

didn't they? Oh my God, they laid it on for us. They turned it on. God, the staff is nice there. Yeah, absolutely. There was food, there was drinks, we got to lay in the lounges. We were due to arrive at five o'clock and all of our guests rocking up about 5.30. I was running a little bit late

and I sent a message to our group chat at 2 minutes to 5 and I said, hey guys, be there shortly. I'm just grabbing something to eat on Queen Street. And Bree replied, same-sies! Not on Queen Street, but haha, I am too.

And I said, where are you? She said, I'm in an Uber, see you soon. That was at 4.59, that message exchange. I was like, cool, I'll just stuff my face, eat some chippies and then I'll head in. And so I did, I go into the cinema, Event Cinema, Queen Street, which is located on Queen Street.

5.13 message from Brianna. It's at Westfield Newmarket, right? Oh no. No, it's on Queen Street. Mm-hmm. 513 message from Brianna. It's at Westfield Newmarket, right? Oh, no. No, it's on Queen Street. What? Are you kidding? Event Cinema's Queen Street is on Queen Street, Brianna. F my life.

I wondered why there was no signage here. Now, for those who don't know Auckland, Event Cinema's Queen Street and Event Cinema's Newmarket are on opposite sides of the city. Yeah, completely different directions. And at five o'clock on a Friday, on a rainy Friday. Nightmare. They might as well be in different cities, right? Oh, mate, you should have seen the pure panic on my face

because I was already running late to what I thought was the venue. And I'm bolting through the shopping centre and I get there, it's like 10 past five and I'm like, sweet, I can deal with that because I hate being late to things. And I get there, I'm looking around, I'm like, there's no signage, there's no ZM signage. And I was like, that's weird. Maybe it's around the corner. So the most embarrassing part was I went up to where they were selling tickets and I was like,

G'day, guys. Where's the ZM activation for Thor's Love and Thunder? And they were like, What are you talking about? And that's when I realised. I was like, Never mind. Do you think they were like,

Oh, the radio lady thinks she gets a special ticket to the movies. They must have thought I was the biggest idiot. And then I went into full panic mode and that's when I was messaging you and I've run back through the shopping centre and I was like, right I need to order an Uber. So I've tried to order an Uber. It said like eight minutes that it was going to take

to get to where I was. Which is unacceptable at that stage, right? You're stressed. You've got to move. And when you are already behind the clock and you're a person who likes to be on time, God, time moves both really slowly and really quickly. Yeah. So I was panicking.

I was like, eight minutes. I was like, eight minutes. And it was raining. And then I was literally just looking at this guy who was obviously stuck in traffic, the poor thing, and it ended up taking longer than eight minutes. So then I was like, come on, come on. And I get in the Uber and then we're stuck in more traffic

and I finally get to Queen Street and he's like, oh, I can't pull into that strip. And I was like, oh, just get out here. Get me out of the car. And so I got out and I just started running through like the city. Well, I think you got there at about 5.45. It wasn't too bad, really. You made pretty good time in the grand scheme of things. Nightmare. I hate

being late. Like I hate it. Me, I was standing in the room with this group of awkward singles and I'm like well I don't want to start this until Brie gets here. So I was just like going around and talking to each of them individually like hey how you guys going? I must have seemed like I was hitting on them eh? Well

imagine if you know because obviously there's people that won tickets to go and then there's the friend that they bought, so they might not have any idea who you were. No. So then all these people are like, who's this guy that's hitting on everyone in the room? Who's the married guy really playing in the field?

He's clearly wearing a wedding ring. This is weird. I thought we could talk to people this morning about the times when they went to the wrong place. You're meant to go somewhere, you misread the information and you ended up in another place. A really good friend of mine,

we were all travelling to a 21st in Palmerston North and she messaged us on the night of the 21st as we were all at the venue, at the bar where the 21st was and she said, hey, I can't find the bar. Where is it? And we're like, it's here. It's on this street.

She said, I can't even find this street. She said, I'm really lost. I can't tell where to go. I've told the taxi driver what street. He said there is no street with that name. We were in Palmerston North. She was in New Plymouth. Oh, no.

Yeah, it's not a simple Uber ride, is it? No, she did not make the 21st. Yeah, I bet. Bree and Clint. Right now, I want people to text through on 9696, and this is a safe space, it will remain anonymous, text through an item of your partner's clothing that you absolutely despise.

Okay. That you hate. Right. Like, be an old pair of tatty cargo pants, maybe a certain type of hat. I don't know. You know how there's always just like an item of clothing where you're like, how have you not thrown that out? I don't find you attractive in that thing. Please stop wearing it. It's got holes in it. Like it's so tatty, but then the other person's like, you know, brings me comfort. It's my favourite. Yeah. Is this because I know the last time you went away, your partner listed a lot of your clothing on

Trade Me without permission. She downsized your wardrobe. By a lot actually. By quite a lot. I had to buy all new stuff which was a real inconvenience. She took commission out of the items that she sold as well. Your partner's out of the country at the moment. Oh, it's payback time.

Is it payback time? And you're going through, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this. No, I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. It's off the back of this story I read. Such a good story. A guy named Richard Beer from Kent was talking about how him and his wife don't agree on this one hat of his.

He absolutely loves this 20-year-old hat. He says it's his favourite and he always wears it. He loves it. But his wife, Linda, hates the hat, despises it. Anyway, the story's about how apparently Richard and Linda were on a boat and they were holidaying in Kent and apparently the hat blew off Richard's head. Right, okay. And Linda was very excited about it.

She said she was so excited that finally the hat. Christmas has come early for Linda. Yeah. But it wasn't until later that afternoon where they were walking along the beach up to a restaurant that the hat had actually washed up on the beach.

This is a true story. Pass off. True story. No. The hat had washed up on the beach and Richard found it, put it back on his head and Linda was like, I'm done with this. The hat returned to its owner. Yes. The thing about that is it would double down Richard's belief

that he's meant to keep the hat. But also it's time at sea would have made the hat even worse. So Linda now has to deal with this soggy, shitty, salty hat which has been bobbing around in the ocean as well. Can you imagine? I just feel for Linda so much. It's a 20-year-old hat and she's like, oh God. Lucinda's caught up already.

Lucinda, do you want to get in here early and tell us about an item of your partner's clothing that you hate? Yes, I'm like laughing remembering it. It was actually an ex-boyfriend of mine, but he had a pair of pants that was like the low drop. Oh, no. I know the ones. Yeah.

Kind of just looked like, you know, he had like soiled himself or something. They did look like poo yourself pants, didn't they? They were. They weren't sexy, that's for sure. They were, oh my gosh, it was, yeah, perfect. Yeah, that was a weird era of fashion for men. That and the really tight ankles on those drop crotch pants.

Yes, yes, they were very sexy. Yeah, I know the ones. We were trying so hard to be trendy. They had all the rips and the different panels. Remember they had like knee patches on them? Yeah, some of them had zips in them. It was weird. Someone on the text machine said,

yeah, thanks, Lucinda. They said, I hate my partner's Batman undies. They need to go, but he won't get rid of them. Someone else said, my partner has an orange hat. It's now more brown than orange because he's had it for more than 12 years. Brie was telling us about a wild theory, fan theory at the moment about Harry Styles.

Yeah, there's like a, yeah, a rumour in the fandom saying that Harry Styles is actually bald. And wearing a wig. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there's like a photo from, I think, his performance in London recently where, I mean, I don't see it.

There's tons, I googled it after you said that, there's tons of articles about it. Isn't there? Yeah. Weird, eh? Yeah, it's an interesting one. There's tons of articles about it. Isn't there? Yeah. Weird, eh? Yeah, it's an interesting one. I don't think it's true. How old is Harry?

28? Yeah, I think so. I think he's about 28. Yeah. Hey, we're going to have a round of Guess That Voice. We're actually looking for one more person who wants to play with us this morning to win a prize. If you want to guess the celebrity voice, you can call 0800-DIALS-ATM. But that's the game, right?

You just have to pick who the celebrities are. That's right. It's quite an interesting thing to hear voices and see how recognisable some are. You know, to see if your brain can recognise someone's voice. Some are, like, so recognisable and others not so much. Here to play this morning is Meg. Morning, Meg.

G'day, mate. Good morning. How are we? Good, how are you? Yeah, good, thanks. Whose team would you like to be on this morning is Meg. Morning, Meg. G'day, mate. Good morning. How are we? Good. How are you? Yeah, good, thanks. Whose team would you like to be on this morning, Meg? Team Bree. Team Bree.

Jump aboard. Okay, you're playing with Bree this morning, playing against you. We're just waiting on the phones. Here we go. Marie. Hi, Marie. Hello, mate. Hi there.

Okay, you and me are a team. If we win, you get the prize. Producer Claude's going to run the game. Claude, we've got a theme this morning. We do indeed. So these are all actors that I thought were American but are actually British. Well, they often play American roles.

Okay, cool. So how the game works, guys, is Clint and I will go head-to-head first, and then you guys will go head-to-head, and then we'll just go back and forth. Easy peasy. Okay, Bri and I are up first. When you're ready, Producer Claude, let's do it. Here we go. Here's the first one.

So I went up to Andrew and Toby, and I basically just... Clint? Is that Tom Holland, Spider-Man? You got it. That's Tom. You said, thank you. Thank you for being here. Of course it is.

I love Tom Holland. How did I not guess that? It's so clear now that you know. Marie and Meg, you guys are up. You're going to buzz in with your names. Okay, first to buzz in here is celebrity number two. My parents were watching all these movies with me, and I was like, yeah, but Hannah Montana is like Oscar nominating.

Like, it's so good. I know who it is. Anyone know who that is? Can we get a clue, Producer Claude? She, as I said, plays an American in a very big TV show right now. What TV show? She usually has a shaved head. Oh.

Meg? Yeah, Meg. Oh. Meg? Yeah, Meg. Who's that? Is it Millie Bobby Brown? Yeah. That's the one. My parents were like watching all these movies

with me and I was like, yeah, but Hannah Montana is like Oscar nominating. Like, it's so good. I remember being shocked when I found out she was British.

It's so weird to hear her actual voice. Yeah. Because she does such a good job. It's so weird to hear her actual voice. Yeah. Because she does such a good job. It is very weird. Yeah. Okay, you guys are up next. Here we go.

Here's celebrity number three. Hazel had my accent for a really long time and would say things like water, which I was really proud of. Yeah. And then the other day she goes, can I have some water? Who is that?

I think this will be another one that once you know it, you'll hear it. Clint, is that Keira Knightley? No, it's not. I thought I was going to guess another one that once you know it, you'll hear it. Clint, is that Keira Knightley? No, it's not. I thought I was going to guess too, but I could tell it wasn't. She was recently in Mary Poppins. Brie. Yes.

Oh, what's her name? She's married to John Krasinski. I know who it is. Oh, my God. What's wrong with my brain? Clint. Clint. Dear Brie, I'm going to give him the steal.

You've got three, two, one. Is that Emily Blunt? It's Emily Blunt. Hazel had my accent for a really long time and would say things like water, which I was really proud of. Yeah. And then the other day she goes,

can I have some water? So sorry, Meg. I'm letting down the team. You need to keep us in it. I think that's the game. I think that's the game. No, Meg got the second one. Oh, yeah. I thought Meg was on my team for a second. it. I think that's the game. I think that's the game. No, Meg got the second one. Oh, yeah, I thought Meg was on my team for a second.

Whoops. Oh, yeah, me too. Okay, back to you guys. Okay, well, we're two to one, so this could be the winning one. Here we go. Celebrity number four. It's an English one. I was born in Los Angeles, but I was raised in England.

South of England, specifically. Bonstead, Surrey. Who's that proper sounding person? Marie, Meg, any guesses here? Oh, my gosh, no. No, we're going to need clues on that one too. This is a Spider-Man. Not the current Spider-Man.

A Spider-Man. Oh, Meg? Meg. Come on, Meg. Is it Andrew Garfield? That is Andrew Garfield. God, Meg, he's absolutely killing it this morning. It's an English one.

I was born in Los Angeles, but I was raised in England. South of England, specifically. Banstead, Surrey. Is he British? I forgot that he was British. Yeah, I forget too. Okay, this is tie break then. This is the game, Brie.

Yeah, tie break. Me versus you. Oh God, I hope I don't let you down, Meg. This is going to be a quick one. You guys got to be quick on your buzzers for this one, all right? Here we go. Number five for the win. Maybe, Jimmy, I can give you just...

Brie. Brie. Brie. Idris Elba. No. You got Idris Elba on the brain. I need more of that. Can we replay the clip, please? Okay, we'll start again.

Maybe, Jimmy, I can give you just one clue as to someone who may be in the film because it's coming out quite soon. I'm not going to say their name. God, I've got absolutely no idea who that is. Do you know the guy who can't pronounce penguins correctly? Oh, Clint. Clint.

Clint. Benedict Kabumba Patch. Benedict Kabumba Patch. Yes. Oh, God. I got a shocker this morning. Marie, we did it. You've got a prize coming your way this morning.

Thank you, Clint. Welcome. I'm so sorry, Meg. I feel ashamed. You did so well. It was a feel ashamed. You did so well. It was a hard game. Everybody did very well there. My brain just not working this morning.

Bree and Clint. This is going to concern a few of you. I know it made me quite concerned when I heard this, Clint. Yeah. Because a woman, she's a bra fitter. So that is her job. Yep. Her name's Nicola Crook.

And she's talked about recently online how long she thinks you should have a bra for. Like what the lifespan of a bra is. What a lifespan of a bra is. Blew my mind recent-ish working with you when I found out that you guys don't really wash your bras. No, because, I mean, they're really expensive and the more you wash them, the worse they get. But like month, this will freak the guys out. You go months on end without washing a bra.

Oh, I don't know if I would go months. At least two weeks. But you said because of the rotation of bras, like you can go... You air them out. Yeah, they have time to recover. They have time, yeah. Blew my mind.

I think you wash them maybe more in summer, but let's be real, ladies. We don't wash them as often as what people think. Anyway, bras. You wash a sports bra, though, eh? That's different. Yeah. That is different. Oh, no, I wear that quite a few times too.

Really? Yeah, because I wear them to bed. Oh, right. But if you wear it to the gym, you're going to wash a sports bra. Oh, no, no, yeah, that quite a few times too. Really? Yeah, because I wear them to bed. Oh, right. But if you wear it to the gym, you're going to wash it. Oh, no, no, yeah, that's a one use. That is a one use only. I think if they're aired with the crying boobies where they go up and down,

do we have to sweat and suffer all day? Yeah, trust me, I'm definitely a boob sweater. It is just a sweaty mess all in and around there. So I need to wash them after every use. But this woman says, anyway, I think you should hear it from her, but just strap in ladies, so to speak, because this is going to shock you, I reckon. This is how long Nicola, professional bra fitter,

says a bra can, it's how long it should be in your wardrobe. Do you know how long one of these should last? Three months? Six months? Twelve months? Well actually, it's 30 days. That is if you've only got one bra in your bra drawer and you're wearing it every day.

Excuse me. I'm not happy. Excuse me. I'm not happy. So, excuse me, Nicola. Nicola, do you know how much a bra costs? And she did say at the end there that's if you've got one bra. So what she's saying is 30 weirs. A bra is good for 30 weirs. What a load of BS.

What a load of BS. I've had bras. Wait, let me do the math on this. I've got bras in my cupboard right now that are eight or nine years old. Still good to go. Nicola probably works for Big Bra. She's trying to generate more bra sales. Don't you know we're in an environmental crisis here, Nicola,

as well as a cost of living crisis? What, does she think that bras are recyclable? Does she think you're wearing one of those, I don't know if you get these, but you know how you get the paper G-bagger for a spray tan? Do they do a paper bra as well? No, they're not supportive enough. Right, okay.

Yeah, would definitely not be supportive. Single-use bra? She's saying you have to replace a bra after 30 wears. Do you know how expensive that would be? How much do you think a good bra is? Well, I know undies are really expensive because I hate buying them. Imagine buying, having to buy two sets. Top and bottom.

Yeah. So what do you mean by a good bra? Are you talking like a sexy bra or an everyday work bra? I'm talking about a good, everyday, like supportive bra. Supportive, comfortable bra. 50 bucks? Yeah, probably about that. And do you want you to buy one every 30 days?

Get off the grass, Nicola. I'll strap my boobies down with bloody masking tape before I do that. No, you won't. You'll just wear the one you've been wearing for a decade. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought we could ask this morning on 0800DIALZM, how old is your bra? How old is your bra?

How old is your bra? Because I want to prove Nicola wrong. Yeah. Because, I mean, what's the worst that could happen? You reckon someone's running an antique bra out there? I reckon. So Bree's asked, how old is your favourite Nunga holder? How old is your bar?

Mazooka boulder holder shoulder. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you, mate. How old is your oldest one? Very embarrassing.

About 10 years. Nah, mate, don't be embarrassed by that. Be proud. Be proud. That bra saw us win the Rugby World Cup in 2011. It sure did. That's why you've held on to it, eh? Sentimental reasons.

It's your lucky bra. Absolutely. Absolutely. Is it still as comfortable as ever? I reckon it is. I mean, then why throw it out? Do they get more comfortable? Are they like a Birkenstock?

Do they slowly wear in and they find the shape of your boobs? I reckon they do. Absolutely. Because they stretch, don't they, Anonymous? They stretch and kind of mould to the shape of your body. They do. And who wants to spend another 50 or 60 bucks on a bra? Too expensive.

I think it should be subsidised. Subsidised bras. Yes. Subsidised bras. Subsidised bras. Or else we'll burn the bras. This person wants to be anonymous too. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hello. Hello. Anonymous, tell us, how old is your oldest bra? 22 years old. 22 years. 22 years old. Oh, I'm going to clap that in.

You bought that bra at the turn of the millennium. Yeah, it's the most comfortable and it was most expensive and I had it fitted and I only wear it on special occasions. Okay. Lovely. Okay. How much was it 22 years ago, your most expensive bra? $15.

Oh, God, those were the days, Anonymous. Take me back. Take me back to the, I mean, I didn't have really any, much of anything, but I'm sure that, I mean, I didn't have really any, much of anything. But I'm sure that, you know, I was wearing a training bra. Oh, in that sense. Yeah. I didn't have anything to hold at that point, but I would have, you know. Okay.

And what condition is it in 22 years later? Anonymous? It's in super, super good condition. Better than all my other bras. And you've never washed it, have you? Yes, I wash it, but very carefully. Only hand wash, only good condition. Better than all my other bras. And you've never washed it, have you? Yes, I wash it, but very carefully. Only hand wash, only. Smart.

I like to think of Anonymous keeping this bra in a special, like, locked case. Yeah. And once a year on special occasion it comes out. It's framed on the wall. And Anonymous' partner goes, oh, dear God. Is it that time of the year? Special bra day.

Emily's here. Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi. Tell us, you say you only own one bra and you wear it most days of the year. Absolutely. I've had it for about four years and I wear it every single day without fail. If I have to wash it, I just won't wear a bra for the day.

Emily, you sound like my type of girl. I like your style. Keep it simple. It's got no wiring. It's got no padding. It's just simple, easy. Keeps them in. It's comfy. I need to know, Emily, from a woman's perspective, why is this bra so good? What type is it and where can I buy it? It's a bonds one, like those triangle-shaped ones that, yeah, it doesn't have any wiring or anything. I have that bra. Oh, it's just the best.

It's so comfy. Why would you literally wear anything else, you know? It is. It's divine. This has been illuminating this conversation for me. I have learned so much about how women operate. Clint's like, what's an underwire? Bree and Clint.

I already feel awkward about this situation. Yeah, I can tell. And I shouldn't. Why? Actually, you know what? I'm going to make the decision. I don't feel awkward. No, that's not true.

I was going to say, you can say it. It doesn't mean you don't feel awkward. It's not true. Look, I normally hate dream chat. I'm not a fan of, oh, listen to this dream that I had, unless I was in the dream and it was a certain type of dream. Then I'm keen to hear about it. Everyone's interested in their own dreams.

You know? Yeah. And I had a dream over the weekend, a certain type of dream, about someone we know. Right. It's quite awkward. And I didn't know whether to name them and I thought knowing the person, they would love it.

You know when if someone tells me, oh, I had a sexy dream about you, I'm like, did you? Everybody wants to hear that. It boosts your confidence, doesn't it? Nobody wants to hear your dream chat unless it was about them and you guys were doing it. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly right.

I'm going to give you guys one guess. One guess as to who my dream about was, who my dream was about on the weekend. And it wasn't me. Wasn't you. And it was no one in this room. No one in this room. Ross Boss. No, thank God. You dreamed

about a salt and pepper, almost seven-foot man with a mustache. I mean, he is a good-looking man, but no, it wasn't my subconscious. Didn't make that happen for me. What about producers? You want to have a guess? I was going to say Ross too. Yeah, it feels like Ross. Not Ross.

Can we ask Jinder? Who was it? So I'll give you a hint. Yeah. They are a part of the competition. Radio station. Oh, JJ Feeney, Scandal Queenie. Was it Auntie Cher's dog?

Yeah. It was Auntie Sharon Casey. Stop it! Oh, my God. You're so extreme about Sharon Casey. She's going to my God. You're a sex dream about Sharon Casey. She's going to love this. We've all been there.

So here's the situation, right? We've all been there. No, I worked with her for about 10 years. I don't think I ended up doing that. It'll hit you. Here's the situation.

So I think I've been watching way too much Love Island and it's been getting pretty steamy on that show and my dream, I can't remember all of it, but we were in Love Island and she was

in there with her kids and I was like, God. That's inappropriate, Sharon. I was like, God, you're a good mum. Look at you go. You still want to go on Love Island. You bring the kids on, still looking for love. And look, not too much happened. I won't go into detail because that's just awkward.

But. She will love this, by the way. Can we call her? Yeah, we can call her. Oh, let's not. Can we call her? No, we would have called her before this. We'll give her a bit of warning.

Let's not call her. No. That's going to be so awkward. Oh, I want to hear this. Hey, how many years ago was it PJ Harding who used to do the show with Jace? Was it her that called us up and told, she told me she had a sexy dream about me? Was it that or was it the other way around?

No, it was her telling me. You sure it wasn't you telling her? Well, I mean, could have been. You're very attracted to drive time radio hosts. Can we get PJ on the phone too? Can we ask her? If we had to get every woman that you've had a sex dream on, we'd run out of time on this show.

I actually don't hardly ever have those dreams, ever. Unless they're famous. They're very awkward if you have to deal with that person like in your day-to-day life. Nah, Sharon will love this. She'll eat it up for breakfast. But if you work with somebody and you have these dreams about them and you've never thought about them that way,

it can be very awkward to have to see them the next day in the office, right? Because you know what you did with them in your dream, but they've got no idea. Like, no offence to Sharon, but I have never thought of her in that way. And it's so weird, like, how you're subconscious. Like, why would I have a dream like that? I've never seen her in that way. Like, I love her and she's hot.

Like, don't get me wrong. Did you watch too much Dancing with the Stars? Maybe. And she wore some real good dresses on there didn't she? She was looking good on Dancing with the Stars. Anyway, I thought we could ask people this morning, who was the sex you dream you had about?

And like was it an awkward situation like was it your boss, was it your father in law? Oh, no. Oh, father-in-law. Oh. Like, the subconscious takes no prisoners. Like, it will do what it wants. Mother-in-law.

Yeah, mother-in-law. Yeah. You know, stuff like that. Oh, 800 dials it in. We want to know who your awkwardly sexy dream was about. Yes. We're not going to call Shaz Dog. She won't be up.

She'll be asleep. She's got two kids, mate. She'll be up for ages Oh no We'll get her on the show next Brie and Clint Oh so sad You're lucky

You're lucky Aunty Sharon Casey Isn't awake this morning She's having a lie in Oh she just texted me back She just texted me back I said can we call you Brie just admitted

To a sex dream about you Can you get Sharon on please Claudia Can you line her up Anyway You brought it to the table Yeah I know to a sex dream about you. Can you get Sharon on, please, Claudia? Can you line her up? Anyway. You brought it to the table. Yeah, I know, but we didn't have to call her. Well.

You know? No, we do. It's in our contract. Fine, I'll make her morning this morning. We're in the process of getting Sharon on. Claudia will deal with that. In the meantime, Anonymous is here. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi. We're talking awkward, sexy dreams. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Hi. We're talking awkward sexy dreams. Who was yours about? I had an awkward sexy dream about one of my clients who I had quite an important pitch meeting the next day to. It was quite hard to make eye contact with. Oh, no. Were you pitching them or were they pitching you?

I was pitching to them. Right. So they just got a bit of pressure on it. Yeah. That was a poor choice of words, I've just realised, but that's okay. Oh, anonymous. Was it awkward when you had to do those meetings moving forward? Yeah, I still had it really hard to make eye contact with them.

Yeah, because like I said, you know what you've done. Yes, anonymous. They've got no idea. Well, thank you, anonymous. We'll just pop you on hold for a second because we've got a special guest on the show this morning. Good morning, Sharon Casey. Morning, Brie and Clint.

G'day, Sharon. Calm down, Brie. I mean, it's fine. You know, don't get too turned on. You know who she is. Hey. You're an idiot. It'll be that sexy Sunday content you were posting on your Instagram

and your track pants yesterday. It's just really set brief. Yeah. It's really the mom tops with, you know, the milk stains on it. That does it for me. Oh, I knew it. So let's talk about this dream. Now, on a scale of one to ten, how good was I?

Look, I want to know the scenario. Where were you guys? We were in Love Island. Oh, that's right. You did say that. Yeah. Was I pregnant and lactating in this or was I like back to normal? No, you were just you, but you also had your kids.

You brought your kids into the villa and I was like, look at her go, super mum. And I think that did it for me. And I was like, Sharon at her go, super mum. And I think that did it for me. And I was like, Sharon, what an absolute super woman. And we don't have to go into details. I think we just leave it there. No, I think we should go into details. So now, who was doing the stuff? Was I doing stuff?

All right, all right, all right. It's 20 past eight in the morning, Sharon. Oh, okay, sorry, guys. You need some details to float your boat. We'll get you some afterwards. I'll call you after the show, give you all the details. Yeah, I bet you will. You know?

I bet you will. At this stage, I reckon Sharon will pay for a sketch artist to get all the info she can. Are you up to anything later this morning? I mean, I've got free time. I might pop around. Well, I mean, I'll make myself free. Okay, just up to one question for me. Okay.

Was I lazy or was I doing the sport? I would give you a solid between one and ten, you were a six and a half, seven. A six and a half. Okay, I can work myself up from that. I love a challenge. Okay, cool. Just treat a mean keep them keen with a six and a half. Yeah, it's real cute, though.

As in terms of laziness, she was a six and a half to seven. Like, she was holding some back. Right, okay. Oh, okay. Hey, this is a real cute conversation, how Clint's, like, throwing Brie under the bus. But did Clint tell you at the time about how he tried to hit on me in real life? So, not to mention, like So not to mention dreamed about me.

So it's like real rich of him to put me on, isn't it? That's Sharon Casey from More FM, everybody. Thanks, Sharon. Good to talk to you. This is why I think I love Sharon so much. I just adore that woman. No regrets. Yeah, More FM.

Yeah. Super awesome. You know, I'm not old enough for that yet. Sharon, mate, I adore you. That was so good. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, welcome to Birthday Banger for a Monday. This might get you through. This is where you guys call us up. You give us your birthday and we figure out what was the song that was number one on your 16th. Then we play one of those songs in full. Mel's here.

Morning, Mel. G'day, Mel. Morning. How was your weekend, mate? Not too bad. What did you get up to? What was the best thing you did? My son played rugby and scored a few tries.

Oh, nice. Awesome. Well, nice. Awesome. Well, shout out to him. Do you guys give him some money for each try that he scores? That was the rule with me growing up playing soccer. I got $5 per goal. No way I'd be broke. Yeah, I was going to say.

It's a good deal for my parents because I never scored a single goal in soccer, so. That's awkward. And you've had to pay out. Your dad's like, why are you making those bets, Colleen? And she's like, don't worry, it's a safe bit. Dad was like, raise the money to $10. We want to go to score some goals. Mel, what's your birthday?

7th of December, 1988. Right, that means, Mel, you were 16 in 2004. And back on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. When the pimp's in the crib, ma. Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot. Yes, Mel, that's a bit of you, isn't it? this would have been number one. Yes, Mel, that's a bit of you, isn't it? Yeah, Snoop Doggy Dog, drop it like it's hot. I like it, Mel, do you?

Can't go wrong with Snoop. Can't go wrong with Snoop Dogg. Okay, wait there, Mel. We're going to do a birthday banger for Zara. Kia ora, Zara. G'day, Zara. Hi. How was your weekend mate?

Oh pretty slum. It was just full of housework and sick children. Oh no Zara. Well let's brighten your Monday up a bit with a birthday banger. What's your birthday? The 11th of March 1983. Right that means you were 16 in 1999.

And back on the 11th of March in 99, this would have been top of the chart. Yes, Zara. You are the devil. Yeah, that is a brilliant song. That is a great birthday banger. The good one from the new radical, Zara.

Yeah. What a vibe. Love that song. What did you say, 1999 Zara. Yeah. What a vibe. Love that song. What did you say? 1999. 1999. Yeah. Yeah, I remember jamming to that

as a teenager. I don't remember that one coming up in Birthday Banger before. Yeah, I don't know if it has. It's huge. Olivia's here.

Hi, Olivia. Hi, Liv. Hi, how are you? Good, mate. How was your weekend? Oh, amazing. What did you do? Got engaged last night? Good, mate. How was your weekend? Oh, amazing. What did you do? Got engaged last night.

Olivia, congratulations. Cool, thanks. I've just got goosebumps over my whole body. How did they do it? Oh, we went out for dinner and my partner had organised with, like, the restaurant, brought out some flowers and the ring and a beautiful letter. Yeah, it was amazing. Did you know it was coming?

Did you expect anything? I had a little bit of an inkling, but I wasn't too sure, so it was still such a beautiful surprise. And Olivia, tell us, but you can be honest with us, do you love the ring or do you think it's pretty average? Absolutely love it. It's beautiful. I was just kidding.

Of course you would love it. Imagine the day after, Olivia's like, oh, it rings a bit shit. No, of course not. You did a good job. It's awesome. Amazing, Liv. Congratulations to both of you. That's so cool.

Give us your birthday and let's see if we can top off a great weekend with a great birthday banger. 21st of May, 1987. All right, Liv, that means you were 16 in 2002. And let me take you back to your 16th birthday because this would have been number one. Damn. Liberty X? Liberty X, Liv, just a little?

We were just talking about this song. It was on the radio in the Gold Coast. Such a good song, eh? Yeah, we were listening to a station called Hot Sausage or something like that. Hot Tomato. Hot Tomato, yeah, yeah. What do you think, Liv? Do you like a bit of Liberty X?

Friends back memories, that's for sure. I love that song. Okay, wait there. It's like one of those forgotten gems. It's a banger for sure. Oh, I thought I was so dead set on that new Radicals song, but I could go Liberty X as well. Yeah, I'm really torn now too.

See, now I'm having to do what you tell me, what you always will be against. I feel like Liberty X is the song that would make Ross happy. I feel like the New Radicals is the song that would make me happy. Yeah, it's a hard one. I always look for the text machine. I'm like, anyone on the text? No, look at me. I'm voting New the text machine. I'm like, anyone on the text? No, no, no, no. Look at me.

I'm voting New Radicals. What are you voting for? Well, I know the producers are going to vote New Radicals, so I'll just vote New Radicals. But I probably would have voted Liberty X. Vote for Liberty X then. But then we're just going to go... Vote for Liberty X.

Okay, Liberty X, just a little. Producer Claude, split vote. What's the winner of Birthday Banger today? New Radicals. See? Why did we even do that? I told you. You've got to do it.

At least you were true to yourself, though, you know? We've got to save that whole 20 seconds. You had to do it, mate. You only get what you give. Here you go. Here's your Birthday Banger from 1999 on ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint. The winner of birthday banger today is the New Radicals.

And you get what you give. Bree's having major Liberty X withdrawals this morning, aren't you? It's been so long. This is such a shame. Just wait. The drop. Ready?

We'll do a birthday banger again at 8.30 if you want to know what yours is tomorrow morning. Zedding's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live We'll do a birthday banger again at 8.30 if you want to know what yours is tomorrow morning.