ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 11th June 2021

Episode Date: June 11, 2021

How do you deal with the bill?Did the wedding ruin your friendship?WE TALK TO LORDEFriday-oke!Birthday Banger!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can everyone hear? Yeah, I can, no. 5.55 Only me. You should introduce I think I'm gonna do some molly. Yep, we'll get, yep. You good?

Well that, that um Podcast time. It was smooth coming into this intro. Well I don't know where Ben's gonna pick it up from, he might pick it up. True, so it sounds smooth. He's here, Ben's here to polish our turds daily. Yeah great, cover it in glitter. It's a hard job.

It's not a hard job Roll that turd in glitter Our shit don't stink We should introduce our new third producer Oh no, she can't hear you Our new producer can't hear us Please welcome to the show and the podcast Our new third producer

She doesn't even know it yet Megan Thee Stallion. Kia ora. Is this when I'm going to get double salary? We don't know, but we're just absorbing you into our show. We haven't legally even given you. Why am I still here?

I don't know. What are you doing here? You're pumping out the hot lord content for us. We've got to get it out. There's a lot of platforms, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest. It looks like we can't have three producers because we don't have enough headphone slots for them. I've got double headphones on.

Oh, you've got double headphones on? You know what, guys? I'll just quit. No, you don't get to quit because you're hungover, okay? That's not a good reason to quit. Don't make decisions when you're this hungover. The rule is no headphones if you don't have a job. Megan

actually works in the office here at ZM and we thank her very much because she's been working hard with us today because she's also hungover. Who do you think here's a question for the group, who is the most hungover in the group today after the radio awards? Anastasia literally had a stroke earlier. Yeah, she did.

That was bad. Anastasia doesn't... Do you want to get the headphones out of there? Because there is another. This is live admin. Look at them. Yeah, take a minute. Take a minute. It's like a pack of sheep out there.

She doesn't want headphones. Produce each other, okay? Don't worry about us for a second. We're under control. I can hear through Ben's headphones. Okay. I'm going to come out and say this, and I'll preface it with,

Anastasia, I love you. Anastasia doesn't do hungover well. Do you know? And I don't know if that's because she can't handle her hangovers or if it's because she goes hundy pee the night before. I think it's the latter. Right. Did anyone get a Snapchat from Anastasia last night?

I don't use Snapchat. I don't use Snapchat because it's 2021. So just me. Okay. Ooh, that's... Actually, I could check my I'm going to check my It was an Anastasia exclusive

Yeah Were you okay? You were just walking Through the city by yourself I was worried about you The streets were empty You were like walking Basically on the road

No And I was like Where is everybody? I dropped the pin In the wrong place For my Uber Yeah Because you know

In the Viaduct It's confusing No Snapchat from Anastasia I see who the favourites are Oh no Because Clint uses it You guys aren't active on it for my Uber? Yeah. Because you know in the fire day it's confusing. No Snapchat from Anastasia. I see who the favourites are. Oh no, because Clint uses it. You guys aren't active on it. I don't even have it. I snap.

Of course you do. Snapchat. We had that conversation last night, Brie. They were playing a song. About Snapchat. I was in everything on my Snapchat and you were like, well I can't see it.

Yeah, I was like, who the fuck's using Snapchat still? Sagar and I are. Anastasia, should we get a streak? Should we get a streak going? No, you're a bit of an open king, so... What's open king? Are you leaving her on read?

Huh? Are you leaving Anastasia on read? You know Snapchat is one of the... Oh, do I leave it for a few days? Here's my tip. That was me throwing around some DMs, Clint. Snapchat is one of the most hackable apps there is these days. Oh, yeah, that's right.

You're hacked. I got hacked. And just so you know, I'd go into all your history because there's all this, like, saved photos and all this kind of stuff. I'm so lucky I don't take nudes of myself anymore. Anymore. Because someone was pretending to be me and they were using all these old photos that were saved in my history on Snapchat that you forget about. I love my Snapchat history. You're saying I need to get rid of my Snapchat history.

I'd just say it's – you remember when that thing came out? What was that party app where – House Party. House Party. And they reckon because of that app, House Party, all these Snapchats – It shared all our details. Yeah, and all these Snapchats and credit card details got shed.

So back to the question of the day, who's the most hungover? Everybody just say it in three, two, one, okay? Three, two, one. Anastasia. No, I don't think you heard them yet and have your headphones on. Clint, yeah, the guy who went to sleep on the couch at 11 o'clock. He's probably the least hungover. I feel virtuous.

Can I just say, I took it like a champ last night. Oh, that sounds wrong. Probably a good place to start Birthday Banger, I reckon. Yeah, get it. I'm just saying, I shoved it on. Yeah, we heard it. Ben, start Birthday Banger. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Three and close. Birthday Banger. i was out the latest and then you took it like a champ how'd you have the energy i'll punch you in the schnoz in a minute um okay this is where you tell us your birthday in our brian clint podcast family facebook group you can join that we get ben to do posts and boomer font it's a good time um and then we slowly work our way through people who live overseas or just can't call the show and so we do your birthday bangers on the podcast every friday yeah who's up first josh colgan and let

me see if i can do this name because it's a kiwi one yeah rakiya close rakiya rakiya or rakiya rakiya yeah, I nailed that. Go me. Not bad. Josh, you were born on the 21st. You took it like a champ. Shut up. I'm too hungover. Let's get this done.

Josh, you were born on the 21st of December 1987, so you're 16. In 2003 and on the 21st of December, this was Pumpin' It number one. Love it, iconic, very sick of it. Like it, it got played so much, eh? A lot. Still gets played at every wedding, because your mum loves it. Yeah, but the mums do love this song. Your auntie loves it, and your auntie loves having a shake when he says shake it.

And they're always like, oh. It's good. It's a good birthday banger. Outkast, iconic. One of my favourite groups of all time. So not bad, not bad. Oh, yeah. Okay, this is for Vuthy Pong Woody Swipth.

Oh, okay. This is harder than I imagined. No, I think you nailed the first part. Vuthy Pong Woody. I think Woody's his nickname. Woody. Swepticle. Swipticle.

Woody Pong. Swept. Swept nickel. We don't want to insult you, Woody. So let's go with Woody. You're from Fort Wayne, Indiana. Indiana. Thanks for writing in, Woody.

Good to have you. You were born on the 28th of April 1976 So you were 16 in 1992 And on the 28th of April This was number one Yeah Two kids with their clothes on backwards That's what Criss Cross was

Banger, we've played this This is one birthday bang before Love this song Good, okay, you're in with a chance to win this Woody, let's do one more for Kai Smirthwaite from Sydney Sydney, welcome Kai Good to have you

You were born on the 12th of June 2001 So you were 16 in 2017 Yeah 16 in 2017. Yeah. 16 in 2017. Hold on. I'm trying to put it into the computer here. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I was like, yeah, you got it right. What's wrong with the computer? So on the 12th of June in 2017, this was hit number one. Also iconic. Louis Fonzie, Daddy Yankee. And then Justin Bieber jumped on there too. Kai,

it's Kai's birthday tomorrow. Oh, happy birthday, Kai. Turning 16 to 21. 21st, it's your 21st tomorrow.

big one for Kai. I think Desp It's your 21st tomorrow. Oh, big one for Kai. I think Desperado needs to win then. Yeah. I loved this song, can I say? Did you guys like it? Yeah. I thought it was great. Yeah, yeah.

It's one of the most... I love how breathy it is. ...listened to songs of all time on streaming. And it comes out, oh, it's born Anastasia back to life. Yes. That's the power Of Despacito

She looks like One of those blow up men At the front of a car Yeah Yeah She's had 45 minutes sleep And we gotta get out of here Have a great weekend everybody

Ben's uploading A special podcast It's just our interview With Lorde Full unedited And this one too So we'll see you guys next week Bye

Bye guys How much can we play can we play to the chorus or we get makes me want to have sex okay we'll just stop it there then

we'll just go to the podcast hey Siri when are Bree and Clint on Bree and Clint are on air in 5 4 3 2 what a way to start the weekend Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

What a way to start the weekend! Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint. The hungover version. Do you reckon there's a radio show in New Zealand today that isn't? Absolutely not. The breakfast shows would have been the dustiest and then the drive shows the tiredest.

Except maybe some of the Christian network shows they won't be doing alright today. Yeah. Radio New Zealand? Oh no, they go hard. Radio New Zealand would be Oh, they kick it pretty hard.

They'd be speaking very properly today with a thick layer of dust rolling around in the back of their throat. Why do they sound like David Attenborough?

They're very proper at Radio New Zealand. Are they? Very proper. Do you reckon we could work there? No, no, not at all. I could talk proper if I want to. Okay, that's your audition. We'll submit that.

Pretty good. Pretty good. Yeah, and pretty hungover as well. We're hungover because yesterday was the New Zealand Radio Awards, but we're here for a good time and a long time. Today on the show, you can win $20,000 out of the box. We're having a guess at four and five. All you have to do is be the first person through on 0800DIALS.M and you can bang in a four-digit code. If you're right, you win $20,000. Pretty simple, but if you want a sure thing, you can call us now, 0800DIALS.M. If you want

to win 50 bucks in tradie versus lady. All thanks to KFC. What about the fact that there's brand new Lorde music today? Oh my God, I know. What about the fact that there's brand new Lorde music? We'll take a quick break from Friday Jams to play this, the biggest song in the world right now. New from Lorde, it's called Solar Power on ZM. The winter can't stand the cold.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Right, here we go. We're going to sort out the boys from the girls, from the sheilas to the lads. The wheat from the chaff. To the gents, to the missus, mistesses. The babies from the... To the thems, to the theys, to the gays. Well, they're all on this show, and we're playing Trading vs. Lady,

where you can pick up 50 bucks thanks to KFC. Our lady today is 22. She's from Tamaki, Makoto, and she loves dogs. Welcome to the show, Madison. Hi, Maddie. Hi. Do you have one yourself? How are you?

Good. Do you have a dog? Yes, I've got four. Oh, you've got four? You do love dogs. What type? I've got three Jack Russells and a Rott got four. Oh, you've got four? You do love dogs. What type? I've got three Jack Russells and a Rottweiler. Oh, my God.

Three Jack Russells. Your house must be mayhem. It is. It's chaos. Amazing. Can I come over? You sure can. I'd love it. You'll be taking on our tradie today with a wealth of experience at the age of 49. He's from Tauranga, and he has a dog named Boogie.

Yes. Welcome to the show, Liam. Thank you. Name's Glenn, though. Glenn. Oh, well, that's very wrong, isn't it? Way wrong. I think Anastasia was standing too close to the speaker at the party last night. We got Liam. We'll change that to Glenn

and let's go. It's not even close. Madison, your buzzer is Lady. Glenn, your buzzer is Tradie. First to three correct answers wins 50 bucks cash. Good luck. Here we go. It's not even close. Madison, your buzzer is lady. Glenn, your buzzer is tradie. First to three correct answers wins. 50 bucks cash. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one.

What's taller, the Auckland Sky Tower or the Eiffel Tower? Lady. Yes, Madison. The Eiffel Tower? No, it's not. The Sky Tower just beats it at 328 metres and the Eiffel Tower to the point is 324. They did that on purpose.

They just added four metres to the Sky Tower. Just to beat it. I reckon you do that just to beat it. Absolutely. Here comes question number two. Who sings this song? Madison. Lizzo?

It is Lizzo. Nice work. One to the ladies. Question number three. New music from Kiwi pop princess Lord It is Lizzo. Nice work. One to the ladies. Question number three. New music from Kiwi pop princess Lord is out today. The song is called Solar Power. Oh, Glenn, you don't even know the question. No.

Have a stab in the dark. Sorry, I was going to say Solar Power. Yeah. We'll finish the question and you can both buzz in again. I like the eagerness. Yeah, so the song's called Solar Power. We just played it. How old is Lorde?

Lady. Yes, Madison. 26. No. Glenn, you want to guess? 27. She's actually only 24. Isn't that unbelievable?

She's 24. She's that talented. She started in the pop music industry when she was three. Question number four, still one to the ladies. The New Zealand Radio Awards were last night. We were there. Obviously not drinking, though. Who won the title of Best Breakfast Radio Show?

Yes, Madison. Fletchbourne and Megan. That is correct. Well done. It was Fletchbourne and Megan. Big congrats to those guys. Two to the ladies. Question number five.

It's currently Friday the 11th of June. How many days are there in June? Lady. Three. Madison. Madison for the win. 30. She's a lady.

Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Here we go. 50 bucks going your way, Madison, to buy some dog food. Thank you so much. Look, have you heard about this battle that is raging at the moment between a guy called Peter and another guy called Alex? No. Oh, my God.

It is kicking off online after a guy named Peter decided to post a screenshot of a text conversation that he's having with his friend, Alex. So what happened was Alex and Peter, they went out for a meal. They've sat down, they've eaten a meal, and then they've went their separate ways. Anyway, Alex texts Peter and says, hey, I'm dividing up the dinner bill. You had some of my fries, didn't you?

Yeah. And Peter replies and said, ha, ha, ha, I think I had a couple. Why? That's when Alex responds, okay, cool, no worries. I'll just add in 47 cents to your Venmo charge if that's cool. So Venmo is that splitting app where you can send people money. Right. And then he says he backs it up with, so that'll be $23.83 total, your meal plus a tip

plus part of my meal that you ate. 47 cents? He's joking. There's got to be a joke. I don't think he's joking. Really? I think he's being serious, and that's why Peter has taken it upon himself to post it online,

and it's blown up on TikTok. It's got 2.8 million views. I wonder how he calculated 47 cents worth of chips. Yeah, like did he have three chips? Yeah. And how much would that be per chip then? And if you had a problem with them eating your chips, say it in the moment. Yeah.

Because if you let me have one of your chips, I assume you'd chill with me just having some of your chips. And then I'll have a couple more chips. But if at the first chip you go, don't touch my chips. Then I know where the line is. Yeah, I know. But then you look like a stickler. Better looking like a stickler than looking like a guy who's getting 47 cents back afterwards. He looks like more of a stickler now asking for 47 cents.

Tight ass Alex. Pretty rough. Yeah. This is always an awkward part of the night though when you go out with friends. It can be quite awkward sometimes depending on who's there when it comes to splitting the bill. Or how you pay. Yeah.

Yeah. And how you do it, how you decide to divide it up. Yeah, you need to know your friend circle and what you guys prefer beforehand because if you're out with people you don't know and you go to the counter and you're like, are we going to – do we split it or do we – What did you have? Do you want to just get what we had? Do you want to look at the – you know what –

Can you print it out for us and then we'll itemise it and just pay for what we had. People in hospitality love doing that. Oh, the places that – They hate it. You know a place doesn't give a shit about your time when they go, one payment. You know what?

One person pays, one bill, no splitting. One of my favourite things about moving to this country in New Zealand, it's so bloody good, is that people in hospitality, you can split bills here. Can you not do that in Australia? In Australia, you are not allowed to split the bill. Really? It makes this time of the night where you have to split it with friends

even more awkward. It says it everywhere. There's always a sign. You have to stand outside and do a bank transfer. Literally. And then people don't transfer you the money, but then you don't want to message your mate and say, oh, you remember two weeks ago when you said you-

How come you didn't give me the money for the dinner? That's so stink when someone says they'll transfer the money and they don't. I already know the answer to this, but let's just make it nice and clear. We go out for dinner. It's you, me, Ben and Anastasia. I think there's two options. Yeah. So if there's four of us, say our team goes out,

I think you have option one, which everyone orders food and whatever and then you get the bill and you go, right, let's split it four ways. Oh, yeah, yeah. Just cut it into quarters. Split it four ways and that's it and we all pay a quarter of the bill. Yeah. And then there's the other option where you itemise it and you just pay for exactly what you've got.

Itemise it. Is that a word? Itemise it. Itemise. And you just pay for exactly what you got. Yeah. Which is a little bit more awkward, but still works. Split me up, baby.

Split me up. Four ways. Let's go. But the hard part about the splitting the four ways. Yeah. What if, you know what producer Ben's like? He's a hungry man. He's a hungry man.

He loves, you know, luxurious foods. Doesn't like a tap berry. He likes a craft beer. He loves a craft beer, which is expensive. He likes it served in a wooden can from Wellington. And then you've got someone like me and Anastasia who, like, you know, we don't eat much, obviously. But, you know, it depends on what people are ordering.

But this is why I said know your friend circle and only go out to dinner with people who. What if you get the lobster and I get the Caesar salad? Then I'm definitely splitting it four ways. Exactly. That's such a dog move. Let's try and get a bit of a consensus this afternoon. Let's just see what the mood of the nation is.

Yes. What do we say? Are you split evenly or pay your way? How do you prefer to do it when you go out? What's the best way to do it? 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Let's settle this. The bill.

Once and for all. The bill. Yeah, let's settle the. Once and for all. The bill. Let's settle the bill once and for all. Free and Clint. Do you split the meal evenly when you go out for dinner with your friends or do you pay individually? Do you divvy every single thing up?

And when I say divvy every single thing up, do you go, well, us three had some of the curry but Stephen didn't have any of the curry. See if you're sharing. So he doesn't need to pay for any of the curry. I think it's pretty simple in my world. If it's a sharing situation and regardless,

if you didn't have that but you had everything else, then you just split it. Whereas if you're getting your own individual meal and drinks, then you pay for that individually. I like to split it because it's faster and also everyone's like, but what if someone – You also like to order the most elaborate thing. No, I don't. You've done the dirty on me a few times.

But if someone in your group does do that... There is people that ruin it. Then you know you can do it next time. Also, not to invite them. Yeah, and also you whittle out people you don't like. So are we splitters or do we power our own way? Let's go to Tyler. Hi, Tyler. Hi, Tyler. Hi, guys. How are you?

Good, thanks. What do you think? Tell us what we're having for dinner first. Set the scene. What sort of restaurant are we at? Okay, well, look, I've only just escaped being a student, so normally it's going to be like a pub. A pub meal. A pub meal's a good time. Okay, pub meal.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I know what it's going to be. Generally, it's your own meal. If it's a pub meal, I know what it's going to be. Yeah, it's yours. You pay for your own, right? So you pay your own way, right, Tyler? Yeah.

Got to pay your own way. Got to know what you're paying for the night. Set yourself up and know how much it's going to cost you at the end. Pub's risky too because someone might be hooning the drinks and you don't want to pay for old thirsty Teresa over there. Tyler, do you ever have any friends where it's a bit awkward in that situation? Always. There's always one that happens to have forgotten their wallet

and can't do anything. That's not cool. That's Brie. No, that's not me. It is. It is. I am the opposite. Okay, thanks, Tyler. You were paying your own way. When you and I went out for dinner the last time, what happened?

What happened the last time we went to the pub and you said, I forgot my wallet. So I pay-waved it and then you go, just kidding, here's my wallet. That's because I was getting you back for something. I paid for our dinner the last time you and I went out. MT is here. Hi, MT. Hi, MT. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Set the scene for us again. What sort of restaurant are we at? What type of food is it?

Well, it was a nice restaurant in Wellington when we lived there. And we used to always split just evenly down the middle. And did you feel like people were happy with that or was there someone who was like a bit like, oh, I didn't order

as much as such and such? Well, most of us were but there was just one who always had to have the most expensive meals, drink the most and then at the end would be like,

oh, a brandy would just finish it off. Was it you, MT? Was that person you? Baller. No, it wasn't me. MT, did you stop inviting that person? Were you just like, they're not getting

the invite? You stopped inviting them? Yes! They just never came out again. It wasn't worth it. I love that. They had to go out for dinner on their own because they didn't have you guys anymore and they realised how expensive it was to eat with themselves. I know. This is so much more expensive when I'm not ripping off my friends.

Someone on the text machine, I love this text. Someone said, my husband eats a lot. So we always do itemized. Itemizing. Itemized. Itemized. Itemized. Itemized.

Itemized. Itemized. It's an item. So you itemize it. Itemized. Itemized. I got it. Yeah, well done.

Itemized. Damn it. I got it. Yeah, well done. Itemised. Damn it. They split it. They pay for their own things. It says, no one else should be subjected to paying for his bill except this idiot who chose to marry him knowing how much his dinners cost. Yeah, well, there's that take on it as well. Rochelle's here.

Are we splitting it up? Oh, no. What restaurant are we at? What are we eating? Oh, we're having a celebration family dinner. I'm at a quite nice restaurant. All family. So it's family.

Yeah. Big family. Big family. Yeah. So there's lots of things on the bill. Are we splitting it up or are we paying our own way? We're splitting it up, which is fantastic. Yeah.

So we've ordered what we want. Okay. But you've got to be wary of being the last person to pay. And it goes up. How have we not talked about this yet, Rochelle? You're so right. Especially in a big family situation. Uncle Terry's forgotten that he's got an extra kid that he didn't put on the bill.

Yeah, he's forgotten. Or an extra wine or a spirit or something. And they've already made their way out to the Previa. They're halfway back to Hillsborough by now. Can I just say, Rochelle, are you with me? People never forget. They do it on purpose. Come on.

I just like to give people the benefit of the doubt and just think that they just forget, literally forgot how many things they ordered. Not me, Rochelle. I like to doubt everyone.

An elephant never forgets. It's New Lord Day. It's finally here. There's brand new Lord music that's been released to the world. She dropped Solar Power everywhere this morning. I know. How exciting. She has said that, well, her people have kind of indicated that

she's not going to be updating us via Instagram this time around. It's a newsletter, right? Yeah. Well, Anastasia's signed up to it. Anastasia, you've got to be a member of the Lorde fan club and receive her e-newsletter to keep up to date with Lorde, yes? Yeah, yeah. She's been doing this for years.

Yeah. It's how she always updates, like, how close it was and, yeah, important life moments. You can sign up at lorde.co.nz. How good that she's still got a.co.nz email address. Very cool. My problem is every newsletter I'm subscribed to goes to my spam folder. Yeah.

So how do I move Lorde's email from my spam into my regular Gmail? You sound like such a boomer. It's in there with her. How do I get this email into this inbox? Your mother's trying to send me a photo. Hey, doll. How do I attach it? What is this giffy?

What's a giff? The new song's called Solar Power. It's very good. The video is out as well. It's very good. I'm desperate to know what beach it was filmed on. It looks so cool. I love how Kiwi it looks.

Yes. It's so cool. It has to be a New Zealand beach. I'm pretty sure there's a pahutukawa tree on the beach. I'd put a hundred bucks on it. It's definitely filmed here in New Zealand somewhere. Because of the pandemic? Yeah, that too.

It's a sure bet. That's the latest brought to you by Cruella. That's in cinemas right now. It's also streaming on Disney Plus with Premier Access. Conditions apply. I've got some dating advice for you this afternoon. Oh, good. Daddy Clint.

He's been out of the dating game for a while I'm keen for this Well look, there's two ways to look at this You're either taking advice from a man who hasn't been on a date With someone he's not married to in a long time Or who shot and he scored That's it, or you're talking to someone who knows He's converted

And it's easy You're taking advice from a dating success story No that's good, I'd play that card, I think. A UK body language expert has revealed the top non-verbal cues that will tell you whether the person you're dating is interested in you. What their body is saying, not their mouth. Okay? Okay.

I was going to say pretty easily. What? When they give you a big pash. A big pash. A big pash-a-roon. Or a wink and some finger guns. Oh, the finger guns always get me. Finger guns are a great sign.

Okay, here are the things to look out for. You might be going on a date tonight or this weekend. Look out for your date's arm position. The ideal arm position for someone that you're on a date with, if they're relaxed and enjoying it, their arms will be by their side. They won't be folded in front of them. I guess it's pretty off-putting if they're putting their arms up in the necks.

You know, they're like, that's a pretty telltale sign. Yeah, they'll give it away. Apparently, crossed arms show a secret keeper and someone who may be on the defensive. I think it also shows someone who's a bit guarded. Or someone who's a bit cold. Yeah, that too. The next body language cue to look out for

to know if your date is interested in you is posture. What does their posture say? You want someone with nice open posture, so their shoulders are back kind of thing. And if they're turning their body towards you, to face you, it could be a sign that you're doing the right things and the date is going well.

Like you're doing to me right now. Correct, this is going well. Whereas if're doing to me right now. Correct. This is going well. Whereas if I was to turn my back to you, so say we're dating and I've turned my back to you, what is this? This tells me... How's the date going? You are not for me.

There, I want you to see my tramp stamp. You're crazy. Body language cues to know if your date's into you. Their walking style is important. What's the walking style you have to look out for? Like a fast-paced walk? Kind of. Really?

For the date to be going well, their walking style should match your walking style. Now, this one seems fairly obvious. What? If they're miles ahead of you while you're walking to the restaurant or miles behind you, the date's not going well. I mean, that's pretty standard. You should be in step with each other.

Okay. In sync. What if they're skipping? Then you skip. If you want the date to go well, you skip going well. I mean, that's pretty standard. You should be in step with each other. In sync. What if they're skipping? Then you skip. If you want the date to go well, you skip as well. Or skip in the other direction, because who wants to date a skipper? Finally, laughter. Genuine laughter

is a good sign that your date is having fun. I mean, you need to be an expert to tell me this. I think we all know these. It says that... How can you tell what's genuine laughter? Well, this is what I mean. And fake laughter. And what does fake laughter mean? Because do you fake laugh on a

date or do you just go, that's not funny. This date's not for me. No, you always fake laugh. Always. Really? Yeah. When I'm nervous, I fake laugh. Right. I think. Well, maybe I'm not a dating expert. Either way, if they're not laughing, they're not loving.

There you go. That was so funny, Clint. Those are the top body language tips. That was definitely genuine. To know if you're getting some. It's confirmed. Lorde's going to be on the show this afternoon. She'll be with us in the next 20 minutes. We're going to have Lorde on the show. It's confirmed. Lorde's going to be on the show this afternoon. She'll be with us in the next 20 minutes.

We're going to have Lorde on the show. It's New Music Day, and she very graciously has agreed to come on the show and talk about the new music. I'm so excited. Be cool. Be cool. Like, this is a big thing. But be cool. Okay.

I'll try a bit. But I'm not cool. No, no. I'm not cool, though. Remember last time? This is coming from an uncool person. Be cool. But remember last time I met her?

Oh no, we all remember what happened last time. Yeah, I motorboated her hand accidentally. We should talk to her about that. No, don't you dare. We should talk to her about that. Don't you... You said be cool. That's not being cool.

I'll be cool. And I will not be cool if you bring that up. Anyway, Lorde, if you're a fan, stick around 20 minutes. She's going to be on the show with us. I want to talk about being in a bridal party, whether it's a groomsman or you're a bridesmaid, and the commitment. Or a bridesman.

Or a bridesman. Or a grooms lady. Or a grooms lady, groomswoman. Or a groomsperson. Groomsperson. Whatever you are, there's a lot of commitment, time and effort that does go into that job. Oh, yeah.

Don't take it lightly. You're an important part of the day. You definitely are and it's not even just the day. It's like the build-up like the hens do or the stag party and all that stuff that goes with it and organising that and pitching in because there's a letter that's going viral at the moment where it's a bride that has written out her expectations of her bridal party before everything.

She's also put costs, how much everything's going to cost and that kind of thing. Good to be up front. Good to know where you're getting into. Yeah, and reading the letter, I think most of it is okay. Like she's talking about, you know, the bridal dresses, the bridesmaid

dresses, which they have to pay for themselves, which people are on the fence about that. You think that's wrong? I don't think it's wrong, but if you're going to make them pay for their own dress, you need to let them buy a dress that they can wear again.

Yeah. Like, don't say you have to pay for your dress. This is the exact dress and it costs $800. You have to pay for it. It's $800 and, man, it's ugly. You're never going to wear it again. That'd be the most expensive dress I'd own. Anyway, she goes on to talk about how she wants the bachelorette party

on these dates in a resort in Mexico. This is how much it'll cost for flights, accommodation. Hey, she's planning her own hymns party. Yeah. That's not for you to do. And then she goes on to talk about how she'll cover the cost of the night before the wedding, the rehearsal dinner for the accommodation, but then they have to pay for their accommodation on the wedding night.

Like it's all literally just put out into this letter. Yeah, right. Exactly what they're doing. Anyway, she said... I don't know. Like, I'm on the fence. She knows what she wants. She said she's done this because in the past

she ran into problems where she was a bridesmaid and she ended up getting into a fight with the bride and the bridesmaids and the bride weren't happy because they didn't have communication and all these kind of fights. Look, also, if you're her friend, like you must have known her for a while, this sort of thing won't be out of the blue.

You'll be like, oh, my God, Sandra's getting married. She's going to be so OTT on the detail. You don't wake up and be that organised. That's something you build up over a long amount of time. A ring doesn't do that. Exactly. Have you, because you would have been a groomsman for some of your friends. Yeah, I have been a groomsman, yeah.

Did it ever get awkward or weird in certain situations or was there ever any like, you know, disagreements or fights? Because it can be quite stressful. No, never a disagreement or a fight. There was a bit of a power vacuum in one that I was a part of where one of my best mates, he was like, you're all my groomsmen. There was a bit of a power vacuum in one that I was a part of where one of my best mates, he was like,

you're all my groomsmen. There's no best man. Oh, no. And then. Oh, no. And so then it's like, well, who's going to organise the stag do? Because normally the best man takes care of it. Does that.

Yeah, yeah. Anyway, long story short, everybody was equals. Didn't you end up doing a lot of the organising? Yeah, but that's because that's me. That's what I like to do. I'm like this lady. I'm a control freak. You took control and you just did it because everyone else was like,

oh, I don't know, I don't care. And then the day before the wedding, he rings me and he goes, I should probably just make you the best man. Oh, God. I was like, thank you. You don't need to do that, but I will take it. But all friendships intact. Absolutely, friendships intact. Yeah, no, no, it's never broken down a friendship. Do you think You don't need to do that, but I will take it. But all friendships intact. Absolutely.

Friendships intact. Yeah, no, no. It's never broken down a friendship. Do you think that's ever happened to anyone where they've been a part of a bridal party and it's broken up friendships? Yeah, because there's a lot of pressure. There is a lot of pressure. There's a lot of money flying around.

A lot of, you know, some tough conversations around that stuff. Yeah. I want to ask people this afternoon, have you ever had problems in your friendship or has the friendship broken up because of a bridal party? Yeah. Like because of stuff that happened. You being in the bridal party. Did it break up your friendship?

It really tested your friendship or it ruined it altogether. Yeah, I'd love to hear those stories. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Did being a part of the bridal party break up your friendship? Lord's on the show in the next 15 minutes Great to talk to her Not freaking out at all

Probably 10 minutes actually Probably here in 10 minutes Not to think about it At the moment we're talking about when have you been a part of a bridal party and it's caused issues in your friendship? Yeah. Because it's always a little bit of drama.

Even if you're like, nah, it was great. Everything was so smooth. There's always something that's not so smooth. Who do you think is more likely to have falling out? The bridal side or the groom side? Don't ask me that. I don't know because I've never been a groomsman. Oh, you could be a politician with that answer.

Wow, that was good. Let's try and find out from some people. When were you a part of the bridal party and it ruined your friendship? Madison, this happened to your friend? Yeah, hi. So this happened to my friend. It was his stag night and his best man took him to, let's say, an adult-friendly entertainment bar. Gotcha, gotcha.

And, yeah, yeah, so they were having, you know, a time. And at the very end of the night, the best man took a photo of the, you know, the groom and sent it to the bride who was having her hen night on the same night. It absolutely destroyed her night. She was so upset about it. And anyway, the best man got kicked out of the party and they're not friends anymore. Why would you do that, though?

Why would you do that? No photos. Oh, I know, but we'll be fine. I know. I'll take this photo and send it to his missus. I understand him getting kicked out of the party. I understand him getting kicked out of the wedding. I understand him getting kicked out of the wedding. That's just common sense.

Depending on how much it impacted you. Like, they're not friends at all anymore, Madison. No, not at all. And I can't quite say it on the radio, but it wasn't what you would think. It's not a normal thing. It was quite an alternative bar. The photo was of an alternative situation.

Is that what you mean? Yeah. So, like, not what you would expect at a stag party. It's a bit different. Okay. But I can't say what it is. Oh, my God. I really want you to say what it is.

Yeah, I really want you to say what it is. If you can't, you can't. Yeah, can you tell producer Anastasia? Oh, it's on there. Oh, you can say that. Oh, you can say that. You can say that. It was a dominatrix bar, right?

Yeah, yeah, like a dominatrix bar. Okay. But whippy, slappy, slappy. So, not can say that. You can say that. You can say that. It was a dominatrix bar, right? Yeah, yeah, like a dominatrix bar. Okay. But whippy, slappy, slappy. So not you. Yeah. Like you were not in a good position during that photo. Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. Alrighty.

And maybe the bride wasn't aware that that's what you felt. Well, no wonder she was upset. But to be honest, she'd be upset anyway, regardless if it was at that bar or... It's a don't ask, don't tell situation. Anonymous is here. Hi, An't tell situation. Anonymous is here. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi. What went down? Give us the tea. Did a friendship break up because of the bridal party? Yeah, so it was me and ex-bridegroom. I guess now I was the maid of honour for her wedding. So very close then. It was over the end of like 10 plus years.

Wow. And then she had like two years out from the wedding, wanted to meet up pretty much every month for the bridesmaids so everyone get acquainted, et cetera. Wait, wait, wait. Did you say two years out from the wedding? Yep. So it's only from the moment she got engaged.

And then they were always last minute though, like a week out she was like, hey guys, let's meet up. So obviously prior commitments came up and I was like, sorry, can't make it. We've got another two years to plan. I'm missing one of 24. Someone take some notes for me. Got it.

Okay. Yeah. And then she, I missed maybe two. And then she came back at me being like, you make no effort. You don't put any effort into this wedding. You don't care. And then pretty much from there was like, I don't want you in the bridal party.

And she was like, you can come as a guest if you want. I turned around and was like, no, I'm not coming at all. Can I ask Anonymous, was this, because you'd been friends with her for 10 years, obviously very good friends. Was this like unusual behavior for her or like? Oh, no, not at all. She has always been quite self-centred.

Yeah. Sad that you lost a friend over it. It doesn't surprise me. Yeah. Oh, it sounds bad, but I don't really miss the friendship too much. Yeah. Maybe it was good because that was a way of breaking away from that friendship. Plus, at least you didn't need to go to any more of those niggly bridesmaids hangout.

God, I can't think of anything worse. 24 bridesmaids hangout. That sounds like actual death. How many flower crowns can you guys make, you know? Come on. How many mood boards can you do? Thank you, anonymous. Great call.

Bree and Clint. Check one, two. Hello, hello, hello. can you do? Thank you, anonymous. Great call. Bree and Clint. Check one, two. Hello, hello, hello. Are you there? Hello, I am. Oh, my God. Okay, let us do our big intro, okay? We've rehearsed this.

She's won five Grammys. She's been on a four-year musical hiatus. She only has three photos on her Instagram, two albums released so far, and one brand new song today. Please welcome back to ZM is Lorde! Oh my god! Hi! Hello, Lorde!

Hello, guys. Incredible intro. Thank you so much. Oh, thank you. We worked on that. Yeah, we researched the numbers. Did you like the bit where we were at 5, 4, 3, 2, 1? I loved it. I loved it. It's pretty easy when you've got the statistics to back it up like you do. Hey, what's going on, man? We haven't heard from you in ages.

Yeah, you know, I just hibernate for a bit in the studio, and then I pop back out with a brand new universe for you to enjoy. And, yeah, that's today. This is amazing. And I feel like after the 18 months that we've all had, this is exactly what we've needed. So thank you for that. Oh, I'm glad to hear that.

Yeah, a lot of people have been like, is this a pandemic-related pop song? I'm like, no, we actually wrote it like two years ago, but it feels so right for this moment, weirdly. Do you think we'll get pandemic-related pop songs? I mean, I wouldn't

put it past anyone, you know. I wouldn't be shocked. Is it a theme? Is it a motif that would pop off? I'd love to hear a Lorde track about being in track pants for a week and a half and, you know, that sounds like a banger. Not my buzz. I'm all joy, all dance. There's a lot of pressure on us to get the details,

the tea, all the info about the new project. So let's rip straight into it. Who did you produce Solar Power with, the song and the album? I did the song with Jack Antonoff, who I did my last record with as well. We wrote and produced almost everything on the album. I also worked with a really cool guy called Malay,

who is most well-known for his work with St. Ocean. So the three of us kind of did everything together, but very tight crew, as usual with me, just mainly me and Jack, you know, mincing around in the studio. I think the question I want to know from you is that a lot of Kiwis will be watching the amazing music video that was released today and thinking, where was this in our beautiful country? Where was this filmed?

Hey! I don't want to disclose the location because it's just so beautiful. It's a secret. You don't want everyone disclose the location because it's just so beautiful. It's a secret. I want everyone to know about it. But, you know, everyone has that beach in New Zealand. It's just their secret spot that they love to go to every summer. And I wanted that to really represent this. But it was such an amazing beach.

You're like a fisherman not giving up his secret fishing spot, you know? I am a fisherman. And, yeah, it's in me not to reveal the spot. Can you tell us, though, is that your favourite spot, like where you filmed? Is it your favourite beach? It is now. I actually hadn't been there before the video, but I've got a few of those up my sleeve for sure. Sentinel Beach still up there?

Bay Beach, actually. Oh, nice. Okay. On the video, are you smoking a fennel bulb in the video? Yes, I am. Wow. I took your standard apple bong and made it a bit more chic, a bit more me.

Does that add like an aniseed-y licorice taste to whatever you're imbibing? You know, I'm sure it would if you hit it for long enough and the fennel would start to roast, you know. It's an absolute vibe. Thanks so much. Was it a yes on the referendum? Yes or no? Oh, my God.

Are you kidding? Everyone knows. It's a yes! Yeah, baby! Thanks a lot, Boomers. You really screwed that one up for us. Yeah, good one. Fennel prices would have gone through the roof. Oh man. Hey, with this new album, and when it does drop, do we

have a date for when the whole album, Solar Power, is going to come out, Lorde? We don't. It's kind of a summertime thing, an American summertime thing. That's all I can say for now, but there is an album that is coming in the very near future. Do you genuinely believe you're going to get to tour this album worldwide with the way the world is at the moment? Are you planning to tour it worldwide? I mean, it would be amazing to tour.

I hope I can tour. I guess I'll see what happens. I know some people that are planning tours, but I've got my fingers crossed on that one for sure. I think this album is going to be so sick live. We'll see. So do we because, I mean, COVID can't take that from us, Lord. It's already taken enough.

It's not going to take a Lord tour away from us. I want to know, the last time you were obviously releasing new music, you were in the midst of getting your driver's license. Is that something you've ticked off in the last four years? I think the service has just gone really bad, and now I can't hear you. I didn't get it. I didn't get it, guys. But I didn't take the test.

I was going to say, did you fail it or did you not take it? No, I didn't fail. I just haven't taken it. It's very naughty. Every year it's my New Year's resolution. And every year it gets pushed out another year. So what do you do? Only because I'm busy.

I'm so busy. So how do you get to your favorite beach? Do you Uber everywhere? I've got a couple of, I mean, everyone can drive except for me. So, you know. What are you struggling? You're a permanent passenger. Yeah, yeah. I'm a couple of, I mean, everyone can drive except for me. So, you know. What are you struggling? You're a permanent passenger. Yeah, yeah.

I'm a permanent passenger, guys. It's so embarrassing. Maybe this year will be the year. What do you struggle the most with? Is it a reverse park or what is it? Oh, no, I'm pretty good. Like, I can drive. I just don't practice that much.

I think it's like knowing who goes at an intersection. You know, I'm like, is it me? Yeah. Well, these are important. I am pretty good. These are important things to figure out before the test. So maybe don't take the test just yet. Yeah.

Let's go back to Soul of Power, the song that came out today for a moment. In there, you refer to yourself as kind of like a prettier Jesus. I've got a question for you. Who do you think had better hair? Actual Jesus, Jonathan Van Ness from Queer Eye, a.k.a. Gay Jesus, or you? Who had or has better hair? Or Becky, who has good hair.

It's got to be JVN, right? His hair is so glossy and luscious. I could never compete. It's unreal. It's what he does for a living. So, you know, he's got that on his side. I can't win it all. Okay, so just for the record, it goes JVN, you, then Jesus?

Because you're kind of like a prettier Jesus. That's the order, yeah. Okay, good, good. That is seriously my favorite line I've heard in a pop song in so long. Thank you for that. Thank you. Thank you. My last question for you, Lord.

We're all very hungover here from the radio awards last night. Yes, I heard about this. You've done the dirty on us. This is like my interview of my career and I'm very hungover. Oh my gosh. I want the tip from you. What's your go-to hangover cure meal? This is sort of an unpopular opinion, but I reckon you've got to go fresh and like load up on the nutrients. You feel like you want something trashy, greasy, carby.

Yes, I do. But you want fresh. You want fresh. It'll set you up. A couple of salads maybe, a fried egg. I think it's dope. I'm going to try that. You're not a hungover workout person, are you, Lord?

Don't. No. No, I'm not a hungover workout person. Good, okay. Totally not. The days are right off, but the next day I'll hit it hard. Hey, just one question that was not actually on our list, Bree, before you go. And while we've got you here, because we don't know when we'll get you on here again.

Do you remember running intoie at a concert that time um yeah let me give you a few details um it was a broods show look we've got we've got to clear this up we have to clear this so embarrassed like you've you've been living with this for the longest time it's time to oh my god oh no so we're at a broods concert we're at the town hall in auckland and brie comes over big fan goes in for what because you biggest fan i came over you were so lovely to me you were so welcoming i did the really awkward thing i assumed the hug you put out the hand for the handshake we know we intercepted and I kind of motorboated your hand in my boobs. Oh my god. Well, that sounds like a very joyful experience. Thank you so much. It was great for me. That was such a good show. I remember that. It was amazing. I'm so glad you don't remember the

most awkward moment of my life. So the hand motorboat hasn't lived with you since 2017, the same way it's lived with Brie. It hasn't stuck in my brain, but honestly, now I want to do it all over again. So let's make that happen. We can make that happen. This is the best day ever. If everyone's keen and willing, we can make that happen.

Turning a negative into a positive. That's why we love you. We're so excited for new music. We can only get updates on email now, right? You're not going to post this stuff on social media, right? Exactly, yes. So you've got to sign up for my mailing list. It's 2002 over here, and that's what we're doing.

Make sure it's not going to your spam filter. Thank you for chatting with us, and thanks for brand new music. Ladies and gentlemen, it's the return of Lords. Honestly, so cool. This is such an amazing moment for me. And thank you for being so amazing. You wait for the motorboat. The motorboat is definitely going to top this moment.

Thank you. Bye. Thanks, guys. See ya. going to top this moment. Thank you. Bye. Thanks guys. See ya. Well that just happened. Why would you do that? We were on the same level. It's fine. It was not a

big deal for her so it doesn't need to be a big deal for you. No she didn't even remember. Plus how good is the video going to be when we recreate it? Oh my god. All we need now is broods and hopefully they're free. Kill magic. It's so good. Anastasia, book the town hall. We're coming back.

Free and Clint. I want to talk about radio awards last night because obviously we were all there and it was a big night. It's so good to have these things where you can be with everyone and just kind of be in the moment. Don't try and make it into a whole thing.

It's cool getting free booze. It's great getting free drinks. That's my favourite part of the whole thing. And getting dressed up. And getting dressed up. And being allowed to be hungover at work the next day. Something happened to me last night. What? I was so embarrassed. And getting dressed up. And being allowed to be hung over at work the next day. Something happened to me last night. What?

I was so embarrassed. You weren't there. So, you know, we were all dressed up in fancy clothes. Yes, it was fun. We don't do that very often. No. So it's really nice. I put heaps of effort into my outfit.

I bought a new outfit for the event. I was wearing like a blazer and this like tulle skirt. Sounds really weird. It was a cool outfit. Oh, thank you. She also had a bum bag on. I did. I went really, really weird last night.

And a bandeezy. Yeah. Like she was in a Fast and the Furious movie. I channeled Vin Diesel for my outfit. But it was last night. We were at the after party event and it was so packed in this event because it's like every person from the radio industry's there yeah and you could barely move and you know what i'm like clint i don't like

to stand up so i was like i need to find a table i need to sit down really quick yeah so i was sitting down at this table do you wear heels i wore heels to the award show and it was so cool because every girl from ZM, straight after the actual awards event before the after party, we all looked at each other and went, who's putting sneakers on? Did you guys come back to work and put your sneakers on? We came back to work. There was about, I reckon, nine of us that came back and we all put sneakers on.

Great decision. And anyway, so I sat down at this table at the after party and I had my, you know, really fancy outfit on and I felt really good and then I was sitting there, I was having a few drinks and I had my legs crossed under the table and then all of a sudden after I pulled my leg away, I felt something and I was like, what is that? And I've put my hand onto my knee and I've just pulled out this piece

of chewing gum that had gotten all stuck to my tool skirt. Oh, no. Yeah. It was so disgusting. For those who don't know what a tool skirt is, it's a mesh. Yeah, like a mesh skirt. That chewing gum's not coming out. So the chewing gum

just stuck to it like glue and then i had this awkward moment where you're in amongst all these like radio people yeah and then i was like what do i do here and then i tried to strategically hide it as i've tried to pull this chewing gum off my fancy skirt and i was like this only happens to me this is why I don't get fancy. Level with it, me. Skirt's ruined. How much did it cost? Oh, not that much.

One wear. It's probably not recoverable. It looks all right. It looks fine. It looks all right. It looks all right. I managed to get most of it off. You'll get cost per wear. Then how much did it cost?

I think it was about... Hold on. How much? It wasn't that much. It was about $100 and something. You're so full of it. You are so full of it. You're so full of it. What was the label?

Tell me what the label was. No, it was from Australia. Not a fancy label. You know me. I'm not a fancy designer person. It looked like a $500 skirt to me. No, it wasn't. That's what I was saying. I'll leave it at that, okay? It was a rental, so they're going to have to deal with it. It'm not a fancy designer person. It looked like a $500 skirt to me. No, it was not. That's all I'll say and I'll leave it at that, okay?

It was a rental, so they're going to have to deal with it. It was not a rental. Your mum helped you buy it. If you would like to buy yourself a $500 skirt, you're going to need some money. It wasn't $500. Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki.

It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki. Big night for everybody in the radio industry last night, the radio awards.

Please don't take the somewhat strained timber of our voice this afternoon as an indictment on this afternoon's Friday Okie. We recorded it in advance. We did. We did it yesterday. We knew that it would be a struggle today. Yeah. We did it when our voices were so good, when we were so good at singing.

Actually, we should have just said that we recorded it today and then blamed it on last night. Blame it on the boogie. Today, Brie has chosen the song, and you've chosen Ariana Grande's Seven Rings. Why? I've chosen it because I was very sad earlier in the week when my parents went back to Australia. My mum's been here for a while and I wanted to do it to honour her

because, as we all know, and if you haven't, we're about to play you a little clip now. My mum actually did this song for Friday Oki one time. You like my hair? Gee, thanks. Just try it. The mumma dive version, please. That's my hair.

Stop watching. My neck is flossing. Make big deposits. My gloss is popping. You like my hair? Gee, thanks. Just bought it. I see it, like it. I want it. I got it. It makes me miss her so much. My favourite bit is how surprised she is at someone liking her hair.

You like my hair? Gee, thanks. Just bought it. That's the bar. Can we flop over it? Who does the best one of those this week? We'll start with Bree. You can vote after you've heard both Friday Okies.

Here we go. It starts very flat. I apologise. There's nothing I can do about it. Yeah, breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles and bubbles. Girls with tattoos who like getting in trouble. Lashes and diamonds, ATM machines. Buy myself all of my favorite things. Been through some bad shit shit I should be a savage

Who would have thought I'd turn into a savage Rather be tied up with coals than not strings Write my own checks that I write what I sing Wait a minute. I like the Mama Di version. My wrists stop watching My neck is flossy Make big deposits

My gloss is popping. You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it. I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it. I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it. I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it. You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it. I see it, I like it, I see it. I like it. I want it.

I got it. Oh, fair dinkum, Brianna. Oh, I wish I'd done a mumma dive version. I'm definitely my mother's daughter, aren't I? Yeah, you do a pretty good impression of her. Okay, can I beat it? What have you got? With a non-mumma dive version of Ariana Grande's Seven Rings.

Spoiler alert, probably not. But I'll give it my best. Once you've heard both, you can vote on who does it best. Breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles. Girls with tattoos who like getting in trouble. Lashes and diamonds, ATM machines. Buy myself all of my favorite things Been through some bad-ish I should be a sad bish

Who would've thought I'd turn me to a savage Rather be tied up with calls and not strings Write my own checks like I write what I sing My wrist, stop watching My neck is fl's flossin' Make big deposits, my glass is poppin' You like my hair? Gee thanks, just bought it I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it

I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it You like my hair? Gee thanks, just bought it I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it. I want it. I got it. You like my hair? Gee, thanks. Just bought it. I see it. I like it. I want it. I got it.

Brrrat! There you go. Believe it or not, recorded not today. Yeah. When we weren't a bit dusty. Someone just text through, I had to mute my radio for both of them. Five votes. Oh, dials at M.

We need someone, someone to tell us who wins Friday Oki this week. The best critique is going to win some KFC chicken dollars as well. Oh, it's up for grabs. Call now, 0800 dials at M. Bree and Clint. Friday Oki. You just heard us taking on Mama Di's Seven Rings. Stop watching.

My neck is flossing. Make big deposits. Not Ariana Grande's Seven Rings. Poppin'. Mama Di's Seven Rings. I like my mum's version better. We know you did your cover of your mum's version. I didn't know that was an option.

It's fine. We're taking a vote. Someone's texting, ah, Brianna Grande. That is my favourite text of the month. Ah, Brianna Grande. That is good stuff. Five votes on the phone for Bri. I see it.

I like it. I want it. I got it. Or me. I see it. I like it. I want it. I got it.

Who's got it this afternoon? Who has got it? Lexi is here for a vote. Hi, Lexi. Hi, Lexi. Hi. Who's it going this afternoon? Who has got it? Lexi is here for a vote. Hi, Lexi. Hi, Lexi. Hi. Who's it going to be? Who did you like best, Brie or me?

I have to go with Brie, sorry. Lexi, I love you. Thank you for voting. Have a good weekend. Thank you. Let's go to Joanne. Hi, Joanne. Hi, Joanne.

Hi. What are your thoughts this week, Joanne. Hi, Joanne. Hi, Joanne. Hi. What are your thoughts this week, Joanne? To be timely honest, it was an easy decision for me. Oh, really? Yeah, I'm going with you, Clint. Wow, okay. What is it about me that really clinched it for you, Joanne? How come you're so sure?

The melody was just slightly different. We had a lower voice I think it made all the difference Okay, alright I let myself down on melody, pitch, timing A lot of things

Not passion though I don't even know what the melody is But I'll take it Rach is here Hi Rach G'day Rach Hiya Cast a vote

I know you miss your mum Oh Rach, come on Oh you double dagger It's in you miss your mum Oh Rach come on Oh you double dagger It's in honour to my mum Wait Rach I know your mum's beautiful But sorry No that's okay Rach

Let's just get this clear You're voting against Brie's special tribute To her mum Is that right? No I love the tribute But I'm sorry

I just Yeah Savage No fair enough Rach Let's go to Emma Hi Emma Hi Emma Hi Who's got it this afternoon Brie or me? I'm sorry. I just, yeah. Savage. No, fair enough, Rach. Let's go to Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi.

Who's got it this afternoon, Bree or me? I'm going to have to go for Bree because she incorporated Mama Di in it. Yes. I knew I could get a few over the line with Mama Di. Thanks, Emma. Have a great weekend. We should get your mum on for the deciding vote. Kareed is here.

Hi, Kareed. Hi, Kareed. Hi. You've got the deciding vote. We're all locked up at two points each. Who wins Friday Oki this week? To be honest, I don't really want to vote for either of you. I wanted to vote

Mama Die. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me too. Fair enough. So in saying that, I'll have to go for Bree since she dedicated hers to Mama Die. Yes, it was the most Mama Die you could get. Yeah. There we go. Di you could get. Yeah. There we go.

Thank you, Kareed. We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you. And Bree, congratulations. I see it. I like it. I want it. I got it. Oh, fair dinkum, Brianna.

I miss her. Lord's on the phone with us just after 5 o'clock, part two of our chat with Lord's. Ben's just informed phone with us just after 5 o'clock. Part 2 of our chat with Lord. Ben's just informed me that most of Part 2 is just us talking about the time you motorboated her hand. It's just a heads up. That's mostly what it's about. I can't believe. We had to get it out there.

The one person. We had to get it out there. The one person and you embarrassed the hell out of me. Who else am I going to tell that story to? It was her. You motorboated her hand. It was a moment that was kept between you and I and everyone that listens to this show, and now her. And now Lorde at 5.30.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Three and Clint's birthday banger. Time flies. It is 5.30, so that'll be after 5.30. Let's do a birthday banger first. Three people's birthdays. What was number one on their 16th?

Hello, Aiden. Hello, Hayden. Hey, how's it going? Good, mate. How's your Friday going? Yeah, really good. It's finished work, bottle of wine in the bag, ready to go. So, yeah, happy as.

Living that dream. Let's top your week off with winning birthday banger. Shall we? What's your birthday? 8th of June, 9th of June. All right. You were 16 in 2001 on the 8th of June. And in 2001, this had a number one hit.

Iconic banger. I wasn't very old in 2001, and I was obsessed with this song, and my mum caught me in a corset. Really? Where did you get a corset? Out of her closet. Where'd she get a corset? I don't know.

I think it was for a costume. I don't want to think about it. Why did your mum have a corset? I don't want to think about it. Why did your mum have a corset? Is this just dawned on you? Anyway, it's about you, Hayden. Do you like your birthday banger?

Yeah, I remember burning that one onto a CD back in the day. Yes! Do you like the idea of mum and Diane, of course? Stop. You stop. I don't know about it. Hayden, Hayden. Don't comment, please.

All right, sorry. No comment. I think we've lost one. We do still have Fiona here, though. Hi, Fiona. Hi, Fi. Hi. Hi.

How's your Friday? It's excellent, thank you. Oh, very good. Are you on the way home with a bottle of wine as well? Pretty much, yeah. Good stuff. Oh, we're dropping calls at front and centre. Oh, no.

What's going on? The phone system's hung over as well. Everything is not working today. I've got Fiona's birthday. Let's do Fiona's birthday while we try and get her back. Okay. Fiona was born on the 27th of December 1972, so she was 16 in 1988, and here's her birthday back.

I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 miles. Did we dance to this last night? Yes, we did. Yeah, I love this one. She's back. Fiona, this is your birthday banger. Fiona. Hello. Hello, your birthday banger. Fiona. Hello.

Hello. Your birthday banger is The Proclaimers, 500 Miles. Oh, God. No, that's awesome. Ah, banger. It's so long ago. Okay, wait there. How bad does this song get when you've had a few drinks and everyone's like...

David's here. Hi, David. G'day, Dave. Hi. You got the last one today. Let's do it before the phone system completely poos itself. What's your birthday? 25th of August, 1981.

All right, David, you were 16 in 1997 on the 25th of August. And in 97, this reached the top of the chart. Love this. No money, no problems, baby. Notorious B.I.G. Is that a good birthday banger for you, David? Yeah, of course, yeah. David, you've got a ripping birthday banger.

We've got a really hard choice today. Those are three great songs. I like them all too. All good for a Friday. I like them all for I like them all too. All good for a Friday. I like them all for a Friday. I'm not going to vote first today. I feel like I've been voting first recently. I know what it is.

What is it? For me. Convince me then. I'm voting. You get the vibe. It goes into your body. It's mo' money, mo' problems. Is it not 500 miles?

Oh, it's just a little bit punishing. Like I like it. I'll back you. No, but if you little bit punishing. I'll back you. No, but if you want to disagree, I'll put the responsibility on you. Hey, I've got mo' money, mo' problems, baby. I love that song. It's a great song. It's a feel-good vibe.

David, you've just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Thank you, mate. Nice work, Dave. Good things. I've got drinks to smash Lorde's on the phone with us After this Here's the winner of Birthday Banger

On ZM Brian Clint ZM Brian Clint Notorious B.I.G Puffy And Mace That's the winner of Birthday Banger

My Money My Problem For David I love that song so much. Yeah. Feel good on a Friday. I saw an interesting article today where it was talking about what got voted the coolest streets in the world. What makes a street cool? I think it's the vibe, what is on the street, like what

cafes or what shops or that kind of thing. How famous the street is. Which sounds really weird, but I'm talking about Sunset Boulevard. We were on Sunset Boulevard. That street is pretty damn cool. It is cool because of the history

and you know where you are. Pretty Woman was filmed there. Lots of stuff was filmed there. Did anything very cool happen to us on that street though no it's living off the hype yeah sunset boulevard something cool happened to us at the beverly hills hotel though oh we saw jonah hill yeah yeah so that was pretty cool yeah um but the list is quite interesting do you want to hear what's made the list? Yeah. Let's start with, I'll just pick out a few because I think there's like 20. Oh, no. Oh, geez. It's a big list.

Are there any in New Zealand? Well, I'll get to that. Please don't be K-Road because that smells like wheeze. I'll get to that. I'll pick out a few that we might actually know. Sydney's made the list. Oh, yeah. Coming in at number 19, street oh yeah sydney

have you ever been to king's crosses i think so with the big coca-cola signers oh that's a cool sign where all the clubs are that is a cool if that's it then i would agree yeah cool street pretty iconic um milwaukee avenue in chicago i'm pretty sure a lot of iconic um movies and tv shows and stuff have been filmed there. I have to take your word for it. Never heard of Milwaukee Avenue. What about 30th Avenue coming in at number 14 in New York City? What's so good about 30th Avenue? I don't know.

I thought 5th Avenue was where it's at. Higher than 20. I thought Saks 5th Avenue is where we go in New York. Yeah, true. I've heard of that one. Okay, right. 30th Avenue. Let's go to the top. Let's go to what's made the top five. Yeah, just give, right. 30 Avenue. Let's go to the top. Let's go to what's made the top five. Yeah, just give me a hot top five.

Let's go to the hot top five. Coming in at number five, it is what we were just talking about, Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles. I get that. A lot of hype. And you've got to see it if you go there. Yep. Coming in at number three, let's skip number four because I haven't heard of it.

Southbank, London. Yep. Okay. Never never been to be honest i think it's on the thames yeah actually it is because it's the south bank of the thames river so yeah yeah good for you london in the top five too rainy for me smith street in melbourne now that is a cool straight is it cooler than chapel street in melbourne yeah is that it's it's like the new cool oh yeah okay the new cool street. There are some streets in Melbourne that look like Darganelli or Diagon Alley off Harry Potter. They're cool, eh?

Yeah. I don't know what they're called. Like hidden away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They are very cool. Coming in at number one for the coolest streets in the world. Yeah, it's K Road. Karangahabi Road.

Yeah, K Road. Is the coolest street in the world. Oh, no way. I think I just wrote that in, actually. Oh, because you like it. I love K Road. Oh, it's fun. But don't tell me it doesn't smell like wheeze.

Yeah, family bar! Look, it's important in radio shows to have defined roles so people can identify with you. Yes. Like you, you're Aussie farts and rugby league. That's you? You are Koru Memberships, Audi driving and tiny nipples. And one other thing, fashion.

I'm the fashion guy and that's why I present Fashion News. The only fashion news you bring to the show is about Crocs because you know it drives me crazy. At the moment because they're hot fashion. And I would like it noted that I told you Crocs were cool before they were cool. They're not cool. You should start listening to me.

They're not cool. They are cool. They are cool. Anyway, how do you know this is about Crocs? It might not be. Because that's the only stuff you bring to this segment. Fashion label Balenciaga, who I know you like. You like Balenciaga.

I can't afford it. You like those stupid sock shoes that they do with the white sole on them. When have I liked the sock shoes? You have liked them. You like a lot of those. You did. You did. You did.

You did. I said you'll look like an astronaut if you wear them, but you said you like them. So Balenciaga, you can't argue that they're high fashion, right? Have done a collaboration with. Oh, let me guess. No, don't guess. Crocs.

Oh, I'm shocked. To release the world's first ever stiletto croc. Oh, God. The stiletto croc looks like a regular croc. First COVID and now this. Except it has a six inch heel on the back of it. Oh, my God. I've just seen a photo.

To take your fashion to a whole new level That looks like the biggest hazard It's a safety hazard Well is it? Because it can't be more of a safety hazard than regular stilettos And Crocs are quite a safe shoe Ask nurses Ask hospital workers

You think a nurse is wearing those Crocs stilettos? No these are for a nurse to wear out Brie Nurses have lives too. They like to go to bars and they like to be comfortable. You know what that is? Balenciaga, obviously very high fashion brand. Yes. But if you take a piece of turd and you roll it in glitter, it's still a turd.

Incorrect. That is a high fashion shoe. We wanted to organise a pair for you. No, no, no. It's cost prohibitive. Producer Ben got up like he was going to get the shoes. We wanted to and we tried. How much are they?

How much would you pay for a pair of Balenciaga Crocs? Nothing. I'd pay nothing. Okay, how much do you think people will pay for a pair of Balenciaga Crocs? Well, there is some idiots out there. I reckon they'd pay. Balenciaga, I'm going to some idiots Out there I reckon they'd pay Balenciaga I'm going to say They're $1200

The Balenciaga Crocs Will cost you $1600 New Zealand dollars You're cheating me Yeah And I mean I like fashion But I'm not shelling that

Much out on a shoe You're not going to wear So Although resale value Ben can we put those On the company card? Get a pair, actually. Get a pair.

Yeah, for yourself. I'll wear them. Splurge. Harry Styles style. Oh, God. Play ZM's brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC.

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