ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 11th June 2024

Episode Date: June 11, 2024

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Bree and Clint, two responsible adults who are doing their due diligence and backing up their computers to an external hard drive. How grown up are we? You know they're changing the marketing? They're calling us the Brie and Clint Show. The ones that back up. Yeah, back it up. It's Brie and Clint. And that can be multiple different meanings.

Yeah, back it up, girl. It's Brie and Clint. Up the responsible backing it up. Back, back, back it up. Can we get our new show music, please, Claude, to that song? Back, back, back it up? Yeah. And can we get like a reversing sound effect

when our show starts as well? Like a beep, beep, beep. Because now we back up. Yeah, that's hot. Let's do that. When was the last time you backed up? I've been backed up for a while. Have you?

Yeah. Not in that way, but I'm in your computer. Oh, my computer. Look, I don't know if I've backed up my new ones in probably a year. You ask me. How long since you backed up your computer? Never. Yeah.

Because I like to live on the edge, baby. I tried to help Bree back her phone up yesterday. I said, go on to iCloud because she's got an iPhone. She goes, what's that? We went on there. The last time a photo updated to your iCloud was 2019. She's got 19,000 photos on her phone and only on her phone. Every single one of her photos only lives on her phone.

How dare you? Maybe I just didn't think any photos were worth keeping since 2019. Okay, is that what you think? No, that's not the case at all. No, no. If you lose that phone, you lose every photo that you've taken in the last five years. Yeah. Kind of gives you a rush, though, an adrenaline rush, doesn't it?

All right. Today on the show, adrenaline rush at four o'clock when you try and win seven and a half grand off us with ZM's Five on Time. Stop the timer. Bang on five seconds. We'll give you seven and a half grand today. That's a great amount of money. Also, something that's great is Tradie vs Lady

today because we've got $50 cash and that prize from the tool shed and you can win it right here, right now. Bree and Clint. Beep. Beep. Beep. Oh, sorry guys. Beep. I'm just backing it up. Oh, see that? Perfectly backed.

Back it up girl. Bree and Clint. It's the Tradie versus Lady. Thanks to the Tool Shed. Kiwi owned, trusted by Tradie. Three, two, one. My vehicle. Mack truck.

Yeah, it was our Tool Shed van backing up. Because they're the sponsor of Tradie versus Lady at the moment. And if you win, you'll get 50 bucks cash. And this week, a Tool Shed cordless backpack sprayer worth 185. Yes, we love the Toolshed. And so do the tradies and ladies. Our lady is calling today from Christchurch. She is 34 and she just got married after 18 years with her partner.

Welcome to the show. It's Hayley. Hayley, 18 years. What finally made you guys want to tie the knot? Welcome to the show. It's Hayley. Hayley, 18 years. What finally made you guys want to tie the knot? I don't know. We just sort of agreed it was about time, so we decided to do it. You're telling me.

You mean after 18 years, he didn't even ask? You guys just were like, oh, we should probably do it. Yeah, it was kind of a mutual agreement that was going to do on. And who says romance is dead? Wait, so how old were you when you got together? Does that mean? 16. High school sweethearts. Well, congratulations, guys.

It's very exciting. Very exciting. You're taking on our tradie from the Waikato. He is 30 and it's his child's first birthday today. Welcome to the show, Jamie. G'day, Jamie. What did you get him or her for her birthday?

I guess I'll find out when I get home. I think, Jamie, you got them a tool-sheared cordless backpack sprayer worth $185. Hopefully. The kids love it. They do love it. Fill it with Raro. Okay, here we go. Jamie, your buzzer is tradie. Hayley, your lady.

Whoever gets three correct first wins the prize. Alright, here we go, Jamie, your buzzer is tradie. Hayley, your lady. Whoever gets three correct first wins the prize. All right, here we go, guys. Question number one. Name the chocolate puffed rice cereal in a yellow box with a monkey on the front. Yes, Jamie. Cocoa Pops. It is, of course, Cocoa Pops. One to the tradies.

Question number two. Who was the first female pilot to fly solo across the Atlantic? Was it Joan of Arc, Meryl Streep or Amelia Earhart? Yes, Jamie. I have no idea. The first one? No, it was not Joan of Arc. Jamie!

You at least should know who Joan of Arc is, for God's sake. Hayley, it's out of Meryl Streep and Amelia Earhart. Who you got? I'll go with Amelia. Yeah, well done. It is Amelia. I can't believe you still hesitated. You know what, though?

Meryl Streep. She could. She could do anything. So I understand the hesitation. All right, we have won a piece in this game. Question number three. Buzz in when you... Joan of Arc.

Joan of Arc. I love you, Jamie. So good. Okay, question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Jamie. Jamie's in. Billie Eilish.

No, that was Joan of Arc. No, just kidding. You got it. You got it. High above me. Nice work, Jamie. You're two on the board, and Hayley, you've got one. You need this to stay in it.

Question number four. Winter is here. Which of the following is not a ski field here in New Zealand? Is it Kadrona, Joan of Arc, Whakapapa or Whistler? Trudy. Yes, Jamie. The last one. Yeah, it was the last one.

We would have also accepted Joan of Arc that time, but yes, it was the last one. That was a trick question. That's the win. That's the win. You have a lucky one-year-old with a backpack sprayer on the way from the tool shed. Congratulations, Jamie.

Thank you, Motsui. Very well done. And thanks for a good laugh. Yeah, appreciate the laugh, Jamie. Brian Clint, thanks for the tool shed. It's your one-stop shop for power tools, hand tools, ear tools. Please welcome to the show the man who makes Friday Oaky and the man who we found out last

week can't burp. Yep, he's a jack of all trades. Or a jack of no trades. It's our friend Sam Harvey. Hi, Sam. Hello. Found out today that your name is spelt wrong on your birth certificate. Yes, it is.

When did you find that out? I can't remember. I guess when I was old enough to ask my mum about it when I saw it for the first time after obviously learning how to write my name. So is it noticeably spelled different? Like enough where you were young and you went, that doesn't seem right. Why is there two M's in Samuel? Right. That's where it is.

So they spelt your name S-A-M-M-E. S-A-M-M-U-E-L. Samuel. Samuel. Samuel. Samuel. By accident, right? Not because that's a way to spell it or?

Yeah, my mum blames the officials or whatever. Drugs. I think drugs. Yeah. Did you, but you don't spell your name like that? No. Like if you're signing something, you don't write down two M's?

No, I actually never go by Samuel. It's always Sam. Does it mean because it's wrong on your birth certificate that it is wrong on your driver's license and your passport? Everywhere. Really? So you can't escape it?

No, no, I can't. Actually, if I get a power bill or something, it's spelled correctly because I can choose how. Yeah, gotcha. But then that doesn't line up with your driver's licence if you have to provide two forms of identification. What a pain in the ass. Have you investigated how much effort it is to correct it?

Yeah, I think when I was sort of young enough to care, I called whoever it is that you call. Births, deaths and marriages or something? I think they said it was going to be about $300. So I was like, nah. I was probably a teenager at the time and I was like, hell no. I have an idea to float

past you. Go on. If I pay for it personally to have your name spelled correctly on your birth certificate, I'll do all the paperwork, you just have to sign the documents and I'll pay for it out of my personal money, but I also

get to pick what your second name will be. Oh, I knew there would be a catch. You know, I'm just going to say no straight off the bat because... You didn't even hear what this middle name would be. I've got an idea. Think about this. But think about, like, whenever you're filling out an official document and it says, have you ever gone by any other names,

do I then have to put the alternate spelling of my name? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's annoying. Okay, if you don't want Bree's idea, what if we sold it to a company who is willing to cover the cost of changing it? And then they also get your personalised plate with your new name spelling.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And your name can be Sam Kiwi Plates spelling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And your name can be Sam Kiwi Plates Harvey. Yeah, right. Okay, okay. I guess it depends what's in it for me. Or Sam Chorus Harvey

and you get free internet forever. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if it's quite worth it. Sam KFC Harvey. Free KFC forever. I do like a double down. Yeah. We want to keep the two M's.

I was going to float the two M's. I was going to float the idea of changing your middle name to Danger. Hey, that's not so bad. Which would be kind of cool. Just let me sit with that one for a wee while. It's a conversation starter. We can come back to it. That's fine. We do want to ask though how rare you are this afternoon

or are there other people out there whose name has been spelt wrong in official places before? It might not be your birth certificate. They might have put your name wrong on something official, like a plaque or like, you know, the honours board at your school, something that really lasts forever. A long time.

And your name is up there and it's spelt wrong. Oh, no. I actually just, there's a little story about the misspelling of my name. I was once hanging out with a friend of mine and she was telling me about this workmate that she really didn't like Actually, there's a little story about the misspelling of my name. I was once hanging out with a friend of mine, and she was telling me about this workmate that she really didn't like, and his name was misspelled on his birth certificate too. And she goes, his name's even misspelled on his birth certificate.

What a loser. And they said that to you. Yeah, yeah, to me. And I was like, hey. Loser, yeah. You're like living undercover as this loser with the name spelled wrong. Can you compete with Sam with two Ms? 0800 dial ZM or you can text it to 9696.

We want to know where your name was spelt incorrectly. Brianne Clint. We were talking to Sam, our friend Sam, who works here at ZM, whose name on his birth certificate was accidentally spelt incorrect. It's got two Ms. Samuel with two Ms. Oh, poor Sam. He's fine about it. He's fine about Ms. Samuel with two Ms. Oh, poor Sam. Yeah. He's fine about it.

He's fine about it. He's accepted it. His mum blames a clerical error. But I don't know that that happens. I think they're pretty anal with that stuff. I feel like they make you make sure. Yeah. What about this text?

Someone said, Daniel, but it's written as D-E-N-I-A-L. And now I'm constantly in denial. Your name on your birth certificate is denial. Is it actually or was that just a gag? Denial is a river in Egypt. Oh my God, that's very funny. Years ago, I attended a conference. My name is Rebecca, but it auto-corrected to Rubella.

Oh, no. My conference material and name badge, et cetera, for the whole conference was all Rubella. The immunisation you give babies. I was going to say, isn't that a disease? That's the MMR. That's the R in MMR in measles, mumps and rubella. Rubella or German measles is a contagious viral infection

that causes a spotty rash. If I was your friend, in a loving way, I would refer to you, I would change your name in the group chat to German Measles. Can you imagine? I bet if you hooked up with anyone at that conference

and they would be like, yeah, I caught Rubella. I got Rubella. From Rubella. Nikki's here. Hi, Nicky. Hi, Nicky. Hiya. Your sister's name is spelt wrong somewhere.

Yes. My sister's name is Jennifer, but my dad spelt it wrong on the birth certificate and so she's legally genifier. Oh, dad. Genifier. Oh, dad, one job. I quite like it.

That's what my mum said. He just had one job. She had to push the baby out and then nurse it, nurse it, recover. He just had to write Jennifer correctly. Yep. So how did he spell it, Nicky? So it's J-E-N-N-I-S-I-E-R. Jenifier.

Jenifier. Quite a cool name, isn't it? Jenifier. Do you guys call her Jenifier? Yeah, just being cheeky. She goes by Jenny for the most part. You're being so Jenifiant today, Jenifier. She gets annoyed if she's filling out forms.

She'll write it Jenifier because she wants it like that. And they will... They will change it because they think she's... Yeah, yeah. I'm not an idiot like my father. Don't be stupid. No one's called Jenifier. Thanks, Nicky. Someone texted in and said, my dad's

name is Archie, but they spelled it wrong on his birth certificate. It's A-R-C-H-R-E. Archie. Ashray. Ashray. Tara's here. Hi, Tara. H-R-E. Achree. Ashray. Ashray. Ashray. Ashray.

Ashray. Ashray. Tara's here. Hi, Tara. Hi, Tara. Yeah, hi. Hi, how's it going? We're good, mate. Thank you, Tara.

It's more common than we realise, and your partner's name is spelt wrong. Yeah, so it's actually my partner's middle name. Okay. So his middle name is Samuel. Yes. Spelt S-A-M-A-U-L. Oh, Sam-auls. SamU-L. Oh, Sam-aul. Sam-aul.

S-A-M. Oh, no. Sam-aul. Sam-aul. Lisa, can I have Sam-aul? And then for double M-E, his sister's middle name is Lisa, spelt L-I-S-S-A. L-I-S-S-A. L-I-S-S-A? Yes.

Lisa. Hey, Lisa. Oh, my God. Who in that family was in charge of the birth certificates? There was mum on that one. There was mum. God, you'd hope that no one in your family has a lisp talking to Lisa. Yeah, no.

Sorry, no lisps, but we do like to call it out as often as possible. Yeah, no, good. Good, Tara. Make him pay for it. Make him pay big. Exactly. Thanks, Tamara. Someone's texted,

my dad put my middle name on my little sister's birth certificate. So now both Emma spelt as, what? Both Emma as middle name. Oh, he put your middle name on your sister's birth certificate by mistake. Oh! Oh, that's

a huge mistake. No! And those mistakes you just want mum to make the mistake because no one will bully mum about it. She had a lot on her plate. Well, she's got a big excuse. Yeah, exactly. She's just pushed another human out of her. Dads don't have the excuse. Oh, no. You'd be so angry

wouldn't you? I've got to make James J-A-Y-M-Z See that doesn't feel like a mistake That sounds like their parents wanted to It was on purpose Yeah It was like a conscious decision Yeah

Sounds like they were born in the Dehamo era And that's what their parents wanted them to be called Yep We love novelty food on this show We really do it just brings us comfort if it's interesting we'll eat it uh and this is reason interesting oh no if it's interesting we'll eat it yeah no fair you're worried about like testicles and stuff eh like mountain oysters bush oysters oh i have eaten a bush oyster have? Remember the time you had that? No, no, no, no, no, no. The mystery substance at the Poketicker Wild Foods Festival?

Not in this time zone. If you want to know what Clint drank at the Wild Foods Festival, text me on 9696 and I'll text you back. Don't believe what she texts back. It's the truth. The producers will back me up. Anyway, as you were. Okay, I don't know if I want to take you to eat this thing. No, I don't think you deserve me. It's the truth. The producers will back me up. Anyway, as you were. Okay, I don't know if I want to take you to eat this thing.

No, I don't think you deserve it. Oh, come on. No, I'm going to mount a mission to do this by myself. Oh, come on now. News Hub, soon to be RIP News Hub. So lap up these while you can. They think they've found New Zealand's most expensive pie. Really?

So this is, are we talking just a stock standard single pie? Single serve pie. Single serve pie. Pastry pie. That's not a limited edition or a part of the pie awards. It's just, this is a pie. I guess it's a limited edition though because they make them in batches. Yeah, but do they sell it all year round?

I think ingredient dependent. Okay. So, yeah. Let me give you the details. All right. Okay. In your mind, what's expensive for a pie? I think I'm expecting to pay anything above $10 is an expensive pie.

Anytime I'm told the pie is above $10, I balk. I'm like, ooh. Like, I'm thinking $7 to $10, somewhere in that range. I think that's the Goldilocks zone for good pies these days. Yeah, I think so. Gone are the days of a good pie for $3.50. Oh, that's long gone. Unfortunately.

Bakery pie. You still do a bakery pie, but like creme de la creme pie yeah I feel like you're looking like seven six fifty seven yeah six fifty seven bucks this pie

craps all over that it's a fifty dollar pie fifty dollars from PJ's Pies in Hamner Springs you're having a laugh fifty dollars wait

fifty dollars for a single for a single pie serve pie one pie handheld One pie. Handheld one pie. What's in it? Gold flakes?

Gourmet crayfish. Okay. The pie contains Kaikoura-sourced crayfish, creamy mashed potato, and leek as the base. They turn the crayfish shells into a bisque. The crayfish sauce they make with cognac, white wine, herbs and spices. $50. $50.

Look, nothing against PJ's Pies. I think it sounds like a great establishment. I just don't know if on the rare occasion that I can afford crayfish, which is very rare, I just don't know if I want to afford crayfish, which is very rare. I just don't know if I want to enjoy crayfish in a pie. Does it ruin it? I don't know. I'm more worried about swinging past PJ's pies after a big night

and just grabbing the pie and putting it in a paper bag, going up to the counter, not looking at the FBOS machine and just hitting my pay wave. And then in the morning I find that I spent $100 on two crayfish pies. You can't even remember eating them. Regardless, I say we go get one. I'd love to taste it.

I say this is the next mission for the Brian Clinch show. I say we call Ross and we tell him the people of New Zealand want us to eat $50 pies. They need us to give a review. They need us. They need us to To give a review. They need us. They need us to do this We're in a cost of living crisis.

Not everybody can afford a $50 pie. The work card can. The Brian Clint Show should go and eat these pies. We need to do this for the people. Here's my question though

because obviously Ross is going to be like yes of course we will take you we will fly your whole show to get these pies. Fly to Christchurch drive to Hamner Springs. So let's just say we're going next week.

Yeah. We're going to get these pies. It's a crayfish pie. I've never had a crayfish pie. Are you putting tea sauce on a crayfish pie? Such a good question. And how long do you let it cool down for? How long do you have to blow on it?

Yeah. These are great questions. These are great questions. And do you get a sausage roll as well? If you get a $50 pie, do you also get a sausage roll and a cream donut? Or are you putting a garlic butter sauce on the pie? Or a Bearnaise sauce?

Do I have to eat it with a knife and fork? Yeah. Yeah. These are all things to work out. Yeah, we can work that out later. We just need you to help us by texting us and saying, Ross, send Bree and Clint to eat New Zealand's most expensive pie. We want them to go.

We want it. We need them to go. We want it. We want it to happen. Yep. So, $100, two pies. Oh, did you want a pie, Claudia? Are you going to have one of those?

I'll have a bite of yours. No. No, no, no. Okay, that's $150. And Ella, you're vegan. No, thanks. Okay, well, they brought the cost down. So, $150 for... So, we can take someone with us. Yeah the cost down It's $150 So we can take someone with us

Yeah, we can take someone with us We can take someone with us We'll pick someone up along the way Four pies, $200 $200 outing Good deal Bar out Yep

Fuel up the jet We're going to PJ's Pies Fuel up the jet Bree and Clint So much interest in what you drank at the Hokitika Wild Food Festival. I'm never going back. Yeah, you're traumatised from it. I'm never going back.

I am texting people back. So if you want to know what Clint drank, text us on 9696. I thought it was the thing to do. I thought it was part of the experience. Was anyone else that you were there with doing it? Well. What was the weirdest thing you saw someone eat at that Wild Foods Festival? The weird ones, like the interesting ones ones that people would put effort into,

like people who were cooking up possum and things like that. And made it into a nice dish. That's the spirit of it, yeah. Like possum sushi. Yeah. Then you just had these ladies who had just scooped the eyeballs out of fish and put them in a shot glass with some jelly, like jelly that you do, like vodka jelly.

Yuck. And they're like, do you want a fish eye shot? And I was like, no. Not really. No. Because I thought the idea of it was like weird foods, gourmet. Yeah. You know? You wouldn't believe that cow udder could taste so good.

I thought that would be the idea of it. Like a banoffee pie made with cow tongue or something. No, these ladies just whacked a fish eye in some jelly. And I was like, how much? They're like, 10 bucks. $10? They're like, it's for the local school. What a rip off.

Yeah. The West Coast is a different world, man. Have you had a bush oyster before? What are you, mountain oyster, bush oyster? Which is sheep. Sheep. Sheep testes. Sheep testicle.

Yeah. Have you had that before? No. I have. I don't feel like I can now. Why? Because of the other thing that I have. Because of what?

It'd be too much of a trend. Yeah. Well, it's kind of full circle, isn't it? Yeah. For you. The origin. I have. When I was like 13 or 14.

Okay, no, that's enough. Hi, Jim here, owner of PJ's Pies, home of the crayfish pie. Wait a second. Call me. Wait. The owner of PJ's Pies? Are we going to call him live? Oh, my God, this is exciting.

Oh, hold on. I think producer Ella might have him on the phone. Really? She might have beat you to it. Okay. This is live. This is live radio. He wants us.

This is what we live for. Hi, is that Jim? Yes, speaking. Hi. Is that really Jim from PJ's Pies? Yeah, mate. Home of the $50 crayfish pie. Yeah, I tell you what, I just walked up to my bakery in the forest

and I only get one or two radio stations. And blow me down, you guys have been talking about me. I must have had my ears burning. No way, Jimmy! Hey, Jimmy. Hey, Jimmy, we'd love to taste this $50 pie. If we get to PJ's Pies, can you hook us up? Hey, Jimmy. Hey, Jimmy, we'd love to taste this $50 pie. If we get to PJ's Pies, can you hook us up?

Well, there'll be a bit of preparation involved. We'll have to get the craze first. I'll have to get my diving suit. No, no, no, just kidding. I'll have to go and get some. He's funny, too. He's funny, too. How often do you do a batch of these $50 crayfish pies? No, look, we've only done one for the King's birthday.

How did it go, Jim? What was the reception like for the $50 crayfish pie? It was a bit frosty for a start when people saw the price tag. But, you know, the disconcerting buyers that see the value in such a thing, they got one. I reckon the price is half the attraction, though. Yeah. I reckon that's part of it.

But you're a smart man. Bri had a really important question. Do you put tomato sauce on a $50 crayfish pie? Well, that would be a good way to insult the chef, wouldn't it? Yeah. That's what I thought. That's what, hey, Jim, that's what I thought. No, no, I wouldn't encourage it because there's a lot of skill

that goes into something like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, fair enough. We understand. Does it come with like a garlic butter or something? What's that? Does it come with like a garlic butter sauce that I can drizzle? It's got a bisque in it.

I told you about the bisque. Oh, has it got bisque in it? Yeah. Oh, I I can drizzle? Well, it's got a bisque in it. I told you about the bisque. Oh, has it got bisque in it? Yeah. Oh, I'm good to go. No, it's a bisque. Yeah. Okay, well, let's get a bit of promo in there. Jim, when are you planning on doing the next batch of $50 crayfish pies?

Well, I was only going to have it as a limited edition, but since we created such a storm and I've had people calling me from all over New Zealand, saying, hey, would you ship up there? Would you sell up to Auckland to touch a storm and I've had people calling me from all over New Zealand. Yeah. Hey, would you ship up there? Would you ship, would you sail up to Auckland or someone from Christchurch,

a wonderful lady said, oh, my sister's going back to Brisbane. She wants to buy half a dozen and I go like... Half a dozen? That's $300 worth of pies. What kind of party is she hosting? I hope it's not a kids' party.

All right, Jim, we're going to do a bit of, we're going to do a bit of mahi behind the scenes and you don't need to ship it to us. we're going to do a bit of mahi behind the scenes, and you don't need to ship it to us. We're going to come to you and eat that pie, okay? Yeah, just get in touch with me, mate, and I'm sure that we can put on the goodies.

And, you know, we do sell men's pies as well for those who haven't got as deep a pocket as yours. You will get some of those too. Jim, you put out the milkshakes. We'll come to your yard, okay? Good on you guys. Jim, you put out the milkshakes. We'll come to your yard, okay? No, good on you guys. Thanks, Jim. That's Jim from PJ's Pies in Hamner Springs,

home of New Zealand's most expensive crayfish pie. What a legend Jim is. Just was in the car. We said he was in the forest, actually. Heard us talking. I was dubious about it first. I was like, is this real? What a legend.

I think it was real. I think it was. Brian Clint. Devastating. A devastating round of ZM's five on time has just gone down. Exhilarating and devastating at the same time. Ashlyn just stopped our timer on 5.02 seconds. She was two one hundredths of a second off winning.

Today, if she got it today, seven and a half grand. She took it well. Oh, she took it better than I've ever heard anybody take not getting seven and a half thousand dollars. She was like, oh, well, I was close. I was like, no, it couldn't have got much closer. Well, it could have. Could have been seven point, oh, no, 5.01.

Where'd seven come from? The seven grand. That's where it came from. Anyway, another chance tomorrow at 8am with Fletchbourne and Hayley. Hey, speaking of five, that's the highest Uber rating you can get. Five out of five. Five out of five. Yeah, 5.00, yeah.

Is the highest Uber rating you can get. Have you seen what's on News Hub at the moment? They've got an article talking about all the different Uber ratings of all the mayors from around New Zealand. Oh, yeah. I wonder if that's public information or if the mayors had to submit their Uber ratings themselves.

It's a great question. And if they did, did they provide a screenshot? Because I reckon some of them would lie. Could lie about it. Yeah. Yeah, I wonder where they got this information from. Imagine being an Uber driver getting abused by Wayne Brown.

Or he's not even abusing you, he's just abusing road cones. He's just really angry about road cones in the back of your Uber. It's funny you mention that because he is one of the names that is on this list. Well, he's the mayor of New Zealand's biggest city. He should be. Exactly. Let's go through the list of different mayors from around New Zealand and what they're rated on Uber. Let's kick it

off with the best, the tippity top, the best of the best, which is New Plymouth Mayor, Neil Holdom, five out of five. He's a 5.0. Which is very rare, can I say. Yeah. Maybe he's only taken like three Ubers. Maybe. He said, because he was asked about it, and he said that he's always happy to chat to drivers, although he doesn't tell them what he does. But he has the mayoral chains on. And when he gets in, he says, to the mayor's chambers, please. He said he likes to talk to the Uber drivers

as he feels it gives him a good idea of what's happening in that local area. Yeah, he's in touch with his community. That's good. Okay, 5.0 for the Mayor of New Plymouth. Good. Yes. Let's move on to Lower Hutt Mayor, Campbell Barry. Also very high, 4.98.

Nice. Very good. He'll be gutted about that one four-star rating he got. Yeah, I know. You'd be pretty upset. That'll shit you, yeah. Gisborne Mayor, and forgive me if I'm pronouncing this wrong, Rahit Stoltz.

Okay. 4.93. Solid. Solid. Still solid. Nelson Mayor, Nick Smith, is on a 4.84. Okay. And Auckland Mayor. He's getting down into Clint territory now. Auckland Mayor,.84. And Auckland Mayor.

He's getting down into Clint territory now. Auckland Mayor, Wayne Brown. Mayor of our biggest city. A rating on Uber. Forgot to cancel the buses during the Elton John concert in the floods. Just thought everyone could get an Uber at home. What's his rating? 4.7.

It's below the national average, which I also have here. The national average. Do you guys want to know or should we all do our Uber ratings first? I'm a 4.87. 4.87? Yeah, I'm above average. Okay. Just first time.

Oh, what? Sorry. What are you guys on? I'm a 4.84. Yeah. 4.84. Sounds about right. 4.93.

Lower than me. Oh. Goody two-shoes.84. Yeah. 4.84. Sounds about right. 4.93. Lower than me. Oh, goody two-shoes. I don't say anything. 4.83. 4.93. 4.93? I'm on a 4.87, which has gone up. Nice. We're the same. We're the same. Okay, national average.

National average. You're the worst. Is a 4.88. Oh, we're below average. We're just below. What? Which is a 4.88. Oh, we're below average. We're just below. What? Which is gutted. Yeah. But not as low as Wayne Brown, who's on a 4.7.

What, what? Bree and Clint. Before that, we're going to get classical on the show. Cool. Yeah, that's what I was waiting for. Ella and me and Bree are going to guess songs as quickly as possible in classical style, all coordinated by Claudia. Hello.

Hello. Hello. I will say, I feel like I've gone a bit rogue with the songs that I've chosen. Love it. Thank you. Hopefully they're older songs. We'll find out, I guess. Hopefully it's the Rogue Traders.

Huh? Yeah, say that. Yeah. find out, I guess. Hopefully it's The Rogue Traders. Huh? Yeah, say that. Yeah. It's not. Oh. Ha ha ha. Sneaky sound system? Maybe next week.

Okay. Anyway, this is Let's Get Classical. These are all songs turned into a classical style and it's your job to guess what they are. I need the artist

and the name of the song. Brie and Clint, you guys are obviously working as a team. Ella, you're on your own. First one to two points takes home the W. Let's do the dang thing. We're playing for glory.

So just buzz in with your name if you know what it is. Are you ready to go? Cool, calm, and collected. Here's your first one. Oh my gosh, Ella. Ella. Baby, I was born this way, Lady Gaga. Born this way, Lady Gaga.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? I love that song and had nothing. Did you have anything? No. It's from the beginning of the song. Just a bit. I'm done. Oh, it's good.

We were born as superstars. I still can't hear it. Oh, my God. We're born as superstars. Who you are. Cos he made you perfect, babe. Okay. All right.

All right. That was good from you. Yeah, all right, all right, all right. That was good from you. Yeah, that was one point for Ella, but there's more to come. Here's another one. Spring. That is Smells Like Teen Spirit, Nirvana. Yeah. Hell yeah. like Teen Spirit, Nirvana. There's a real

punishing version of that on TikTok at the moment. Is that where you heard it? And the lady's like, yeah, we don't know. What? Nah, I haven't heard that. That's what it reminded me of. Hey, well done. Thank you. We're still in it. Yeah, we're all tied up. So this one it reminded me of. Hey, well done. Thank you. We're still in it.

Yeah, we're all tied up. So this one's for the W. Hi. Sorry. Hi. Okay, for the win. Here's your last one. Ella. Ella. Oh, I don't know the artist, but Bulletproof. Ella! Ella.

Oh, I don't know the artist, but Bulletproof. This time, baby. I know the artist. You know the artist. No, Bulletproof. We would like to buzz in. Oh, that's such bull, man. Very well.

Is it Bulletproof LaRue? Yes. Nah, man. Nah, man. This time, baby. Stop humping. That's my point I will hump if I want to

No, stop it Who buzzes in if they don't know the artist? That's the risk If you buzz in you could give them You shouldn't have said anything Maybe we wouldn't have guessed it Nah, that's not fair Whoever texts in Brie and Clint

One of you will be scoring 50 KFC chicken dollars. We will be in touch very shortly. I'm going to continue my humping of the air. I'll get a fist in the air. I'll throw some hands. Okay. I need to send an email to HR. Not in.

I mean, oh. Bree and Clint. Bring it in, team. Bring it in. I've got something to discuss. A thought that I had that I feel we need to get to the bottom of it. Sure. So I had this thought the other day about clothing sizes, right?

Because I was ordering stuff online. Yeah. And obviously with clothing sizes, we know that there's extra small, there's small, there's medium, there's large, there's extra large. There's extra, extra large. There's extra, extra large. Why is there no extra medium? No, wait.

No, wait. Hear me out. Hear me out. And if there was an extra medium, would that extra medium be smaller or larger than medium? Think about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you like smoke anything when you do your online shopping?

No, I didn't. But I actually want to know your thoughts. This is like stone and thoughts. I know, but isn't it interesting to think about? There's no extra medium. And if there was, would it be smaller or larger than actual medium? Sure. Medium, though, comes from the word median, which is the middle.

And I get that it's not the middle anymore now that we have double XL, three XL, four XL, five XL. So it's not the middle. It's not, is it? So really, if you go down to extra small and all the way up to 6XL, then your medium is probably XL, isn't it? That's right. Yeah.

That's right. What would it be? But I'd come back to the fact that they don't need an extra medium. Why not? Because if you did smaller, you go small, and if you did bigger, you go large. But what if I'm too big for small? Like, would that be extra medium?

You're too big for small. Or would that be extra medium, or would that be... Yeah, I see what you're saying. And then medium? What side is the extra fall? Because with large, the extra falls on the bigger side, and with small, the extra falls on the small side. And with small, the extra falls on the small side. So where's extra medium set?

So it depends on the word. I actually wear an extra medium. You do not. So it's exactly the same as a medium, but it's got some rhinestones on it. Oh. Yeah. What? It's a medium, but it's a bit extra.

Oh. So you're shopping at Ed Hardy still. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, gotcha. No, but seriously, where does the extra medium sit It'd be slightly bigger than a medium You think bigger Of course

I reckon it'd be even more medium Like is it even more like medium It's the most medium What the heck are you guys on It's a little bit Yeah but is it a little bit bigger or a little bit smaller? Oh, my God. Extra.

Why? Extra's more, right? But extra small is smaller than small. Extra small is smaller than small, yeah. And an extra large is bigger than large. So where does an extra medium sit? Yeah, guys, it's her. It's exactly the same, right?

It's a weird thought. Text us on 9696. If there is an extra medium, does it sit on the lower side or the bigger side? I've got another one. Why do women's clothing sizes go in twos? What do you mean? Why is it like 2, 4, 6, 8, 10?

That's just in New Zealand. In the States, it's completely different. You can also get like a size 13, Jean. Can you? Or an 11. Just regard what I said. They'll be different in every single size. Also, did you guys know that a XXL is different to a 2XL?

What? No, it's not. Yes, it is. How? It is. What? Different thing. No, it's not.

Apparently it is. What do you mean? So XXL is smaller? So XXL is smaller than a 2XL. But it's two Xs. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, I thought it was just like short things that it does. An XXL is smaller.

No, from memory, an XXL is like whether it's the clothing and it's just an extra, extra large of that, whereas a 2XL is a plus size. And what about a 2XM? An extra, extra medium. Oh, yeah, buzzy. I don't know. It'd be extra, extra, extra medium.

Extra, extra medium. How medium can we get? You know who we need to ask? Yeah. A medium. Oh. I don't get it. God, get... What's her name?

Is it Sue? Deb Weber. Oh, my God, Deb Weber. She is an extra medium. Get her on the phone. We'll get Calvin Cruikshank. Huh? And then we'll get Deb Weber.

We'll talk to Deb Weber. Calvin Cruikshank will be the medium, and then Deb Weber will be the extra medium. We've figured it out. You always frustrate me with your questions, Brie. Well, because we've got a medium, and then we've gotber will be the extra medium. We've figured it out. You always frustrate me with your questions, Bree. Well, because we've got a medium and then we've got an extra. Yeah. Yeah.

No, I got it. I think the only person in the room that didn't get it was Ella. I'm mad. Bree and Clint. We read a story about this girl who had been dating a guy for a fair while, like nearly a year, she said in the story. Yeah. And he'd always kind of avoided her coming back to his place.

So she picked him up from his place a couple of times and- For a year? For a year. Red flag. Yeah, a little bit. I'd be like, secret girlfriend. He's got a wife and kids. Yeah, like what's the go? Yeah, yeah what's the go? Yeah, yeah. Anyway, for the first time that she stayed at his place,

she soon realised why he never wanted her over there because she said she walked in and it was just kind of, it was very messy, like a very messy place and she just noticed that it was infested with cockroaches. Like everywhere. Like she'd lift up a towel in the bathroom and there's cockroaches and there's cockroaches in his bed, on his bedside table. Just everywhere.

And she's like, I don't know if I can move past this or not. You wouldn't be able to stay the night. I would not be able to stay the night. No. Like if a place was infested with cockroaches. Was it a flat? Like did he have dirty flatmates? Even then you've got the ability to move out don't you? Well that's, I'd be

so, I'd be so quickly on my bike. What are cockroaches attracted to? Old food? Yeah. Because the odd cockroach here and there doesn't make you a dirty person. But if you're infested with cockroaches. If you've got an infestation, there's something wrong.

There's something going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? And she's now like, everything else about him I really love. But this has like really worried me. Because girls are always like three steps ahead in the relationship. Guys, when we're dating you, we don't understand. You're already thinking about the thing after the thing after the thing.

And she's thinking, if I marry this guy and live with him, am I going to have a house full of cockroaches? Yeah. Back in the day, you know what I'd always judge someone off of? Yeah. And I'll say this openly. I always judge someone off of their bed set up. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Like, depending on what their bed looked like, what it smelled like, what the situation was like with their bed. I'm going to say this so guys hear it so you know. Yeah. I've heard of girls who their test is when they come around for the first

sleepover, when you're not in the room, say you're having a shower or go in the toilet or whatever, they'll take your pillowcase off your pillow and see how stained your pillow is underneath the pillowcase. Oh, but people get attached to pillows. I know, but it's like a litmus test of cleanliness. It's how dirty the bottom sheet looks. You know, like if it's got like a, you know.

Like a waxy coating. Like a waxy coating. I'm out of there. I'm getting out of there quick smart. Yeah. I thought we could ask people because it's quite a big thing, I think, sometimes when you first go to someone's house or if you first visit their room.

Yeah. I want to know what situation was it and what did you find in their room that was a bit yuck? Yeah. Like was it the first time you went there? Maybe it was a fun oneuck? Yeah. Like, was it the first time you went there? Like, maybe it was a fun one night. Oh yeah, maybe it was somewhere you had no intention of coming back to, but

you still had to spend one night in that place. Yeah, what was really gross? What was gross about their flat, or their bedroom, or their house? 0800 dial ZM, or you can text your story into 9696 as well. We'd love to hear about it. Brie and Clint.

Just in the background, by the way, Charlie from Tony and Guy has just arrived here and has begun work on Brie. We're transforming her from a side part girly to a centre part Gen Z. You've really thrown poor Charlie from Tony and Guy into the mix because you could have told me so I could have washed my hair.

Well, I told you I was having this week. You didn't tell me when. Clint, as women, as women, we plan these things. How often do you wash it? Well, if you're getting a style done, I could have washed it like two days before because that gives you the best amount of, you know. Right. Well, that's okay.

We'll get some dry shampoo on. It's okay. It's okay. Speaking of gross, we're talking about gross flats. You know. Right. Well, that's okay. We'll get some dry shampoo on. It's okay. It's okay. Speaking of gross, we're talking about gross flats. Damn you. And asking, did you go home with somebody or maybe it was a boyfriend that you hadn't seen their house or their bedroom before yet and you were a bit shocked when you finally saw what was in there?

Yeah, something was just gross. Someone said, because your story was about cockroaches, someone said cockroaches don't necessarily mean dirty or clean. Infested is infested. It means there's a problem, but nothing to do with cleanliness. Yes, but if the floor is crawling with cockroaches. It's dirty. It's dirty with cockroaches.

Yeah. You still need to get that taken care of. You need to get that taken care of. And if you haven't, then that's gross. My boyfriend had a single bed on wheels and it was on a wooden floor. So the first time we went to have indoor gardening, we rolled across the floor and ended up in fits of laughter. You're kidding me.

A single bed on wheels nonetheless. I went home with a guy and his bathroom was so crowded, I couldn't find the hand soap or a hand towel. He came to mine from then on and didn't become anything more than a casual. Bathrooms tell a lot about people. Bathrooms tell a really deep story. I remember I went home with someone one time and there was, I've never seen more pubic hair in a bathroom in my life.

And I got out of there so fast. More in the bathroom than on the person. Shannon's here. Hi, Shannon. Hi, Shannon. How are you guys? Hey, how are you going? Do you have a dirty flat room situation?

Yeah, went home with a girl one night and got to her house. No sheets or anything on the bed. It was just a stained up mattress with a blanket on top. Oh, no. And I don't mean to be sexist, but this was a lady who was raw dog in the bed. It was just a stained up mattress with a blanket on top. Oh, no. And I don't mean to be sexist, but this was a lady who was raw dogging the bed. Yeah.

That's young man behaviour. Can I ask, Shannon, what kind of state was the mattress in? It was stained, like dark brown stains all over the thing. It'd be fake tan. Yeah. I ended up messaging one of my mates, SOS, and he called me out to the pub. So I ended up just leaving and going to have drinks instead.

There you go. Get out of there, Shannon. Run for your life. Poor girl. Maybe it was washing day and she wasn't expecting company. Does not sound like it was washing day. Thanks, Shannon. Very funny.

See you, Shannon. Crystal's here. Hi, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Hi. How are you? You wouldn't raw dog the bed, would you, Crystal? No way.

No. Especially not with company. Was that, wait, wait, she laughed. Crystal, was that you he was talking about? Did you go home with Shannon, Crystal? No, no, definitely not. Okay. I got standard.

What was the dirty flat or room situation you encountered? So I was dating this guy, and then two weeks into our relationship, he invited me around to his house. Went there, his house was reasonably clean. Went to have a shower for the night only to discover an absolutely mortified, he had like pink, sludgy mould on the base of his shower.

Oh! And on top of that, his toilet was absolutely disgusting as if he had just like diarrhea or something. Oh, no! Yeah. You know it's bad when the mould's gone pink. It's gone pink. That's when it's bad.

It's like scum. So, Crystal, what did we do? When we talked to Shannon, he got an emergency text from a mate and went to the pub. What did you do? So, I toughed it out for the night. Yeah. But then it was like a week later, I kind of caught it off with him. Yeah, I couldn't do it.

I've seen his feet as well and I was just thinking, oh. They've been in that shower. Oh, he'd definitely have athlete's foot, I'd say. There's the mouldy foot guy. Yeah. And there's no coming back from that. I like how Crystal's like, oh, you know, I was... I toughed it out.

I toughed it out for the night. I was in the trenches and then I got out of there. Got the job done. Got the W. Blackhawk down. Blackhawk down. Finally, Kelly, what was the dirty flat or room situation that you encountered? I had gone home with a guy and it was

all fine until the morning. I could hear this weird rustling in the room and I asked what was going on and he had a pet ferret that was just free range in his room all the time. Are you sure it was a ferret? Did you see it? Or was it a rat? I did say it was a ferret

and he had cut a hole to the outside and created like a run for it to hang out in. First of all, you can't free range your ferret. That's bad ferret. No free ranging ferrets. That's bad ferret husbandry. I don't think you're allowed them now. You can't spring a ferret on a lady.

You can't out of nowhere. You've got to give your date fair warning about the ferret, don't you? Absolutely. You've got to tell your date about ferrets, guinea pigs, rats and mice. You've got to be upfront about your STDs and your rodents. Yep, and your pocket snake. Did that relationship go anywhere, Kelly? Oh, look, we had a great relationship for one weekend.

Yeah, fair enough. Oh, well, you know. Fair enough. Oh, the ferret would have been devastated, lost its new mummy. Oh, exactly. Oh, I liked that one. Thanks, Kelly.

We appreciate it. Thanks, Kel. All right. The transformation of Bree's side part, Thomas L, continues. Oh, no. Charlie from Tony and Guy is working hard. We will have some stuff on our social media

for you later on, and we will get Bree's reaction to her new do once it's finished. Bree and Clint. Sorry, before I said that you can't free-range your ferret, I said that on air, and I've been corrected again. Someone's texted and said it's actually best to free-range your ferret, Clint. And they're not rodents, they're mustelids. Oh. A ferret.

Our mistake. Our mistake. It's, I mean, easy mistake. We stand corrected. Easy mistake. On the ferret front. We just want to apologise to our ferret community. We stand with our ferret community. We stand.

All right, let's get your birthday bangers on the air. Number one songs when you turn 16. Who's up first? Harriet is going first. Hi, Harriet. Hi, Harriet. Hi. Harriet, what's your date of birth?

31st of December 2002. All right, Harriet, that means you were 16 in 2018. And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. I don't want a lot for Christmas. Oh, my God. Even on New Year's Eve, this was still the number one song on your birthday, Harriet. Little Mariah.

What do you think? Maybe a bit past its best. A bit past its best. Used by date. Yeah, yeah. No, fair enough. Also, how good is having a New Year's Eve birthday? Biggest party in the world for your birthday.

How good? Right, Harriet? There's always a party on my birthday. Yeah, love it. Love it, Harriet. Thanks for calling through. Who's up next? Tony's up next.

Hi, Tony. Hi, Tony. G'day, how we doing? Good, mate. How's your day been? Yeah, pretty quiet. Yeah, well, you're on your way home now from work? Way to pick up my daughter. Oh, lovely. Okay, well, let's on your way home now from work? Way to pick up my daughter.

Oh, lovely. Okay, well, let's get you there. What is your date of birth? 28th of the 1st, 85. All right, Tony, you were 16 in 2001. And our calculations say this is your birthday back home. One more time. Yes, Tony.

Oh, it's all rip-off. Brilliant. Can't go past a bit of daft punk, am I right, Tony? Yeah, Tony. Oh, it's all rip-up. Brilliant. Can't go past a bit of daft punk, am I right, Tony? Yeah, absolutely. 2001. It's a good year. Tune. Okay, wait there, Tony.

We're going to do Jamie's. Cue to Jamie. Hi, Jamie. Hi there. How's your day been? Very busy. Busy? I'm going to say I'm a long-time listener and a first-time caller.

Hold there, Jamie. Thank you for finally calling through, doll. I love this so much. It's so good. So fun. Jamie, first-time caller, what's your date of birth? 25th of the 1st, 91. All right, Jamie, you were 16 in 2007.

And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. Oh, it's a classic from Nelly Furtado. Oh, it's such a good song. And not an overplayed one either. Do you like it, Jamie? I, yes, I will. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I like it too.

Okay, wait there. It's between Daft Punk and N. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I like it too. Okay, wait there. It's between Daft Punk and Nelly Furtado. Yeah, we're not playing Mariah Carey all day long for Christmas. In June. I think I'm... Oh, it's the vibe of Daft Punk that just... Is it? Because I'm leaning towards Nelly Furtado.

Oh, yeah. I'm leaning towards Nelly Furtado. I'm leaning towards the Daft Punkers. Split it. Claudia, what is it? I'm going to do the responsible thing and not vote for Mariah, even though I desperately want to. Good girl, good girl.

I really, really want to. She's a good girl. But the choice for me, Daft Punk. Hell, yeah. One more time. You've got the right energy. I thought we always chose against Breeze Song. Most of the time.

Hey, Tony, you're the winner, mate. One more time. There you go, Tony. Thanks for pulling through, mate. From the year 2001, your birthday banger is Daft Punk in One More Time. Bree and Clint at ZM. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint This has got me feeling We're gonna celebrate

Zed and Bree and Clint That's Daft Punk And one more time It's the winner of Birthday Banger for Tony Was number one in January 2001 Absolute tune No regrets

Yeah Okay If you missed it yesterday I set Bree a challenge Because we're talking about These changing styles and how fashion is changing dramatically for millennials. I don't like change.

I've already changed my skinny jeans. I've changed my socks. I can't let go of the side part. Yes, Bree is adamant that she will not suit a centre part and she just will not do it. You won't do it. I just don't suit it. We have brought in an expert from Tony and Guy.

Their name is Charlie. They have been working on Brie for the last 20 minutes. They've had their work cut out for them. If you stick around for five more minutes, Brie hasn't seen it yet. You're going to hear Brie's initial reaction to your first ever centre part, I guess. My first ever styled proper centre part.

I want to know what Charlie... And if Brie can do it styled proper centre part. I want to know what Charlie... And if Bree can do it, you can do it. I want to know what Charlie the expert thinks. Yes, okay, so we will talk to Charlie after this and we'll find out everything. Okay. Stick with us. The do is complete.

It's finished, it's styled, it's sprayed, it's in place and the mirror is standing by. We'll do it after this. Bree and Clint. Yesterday on the show, we challenged Bree to step outside her comfort zone and embrace a new fashion trend As an elder millennial

Like myself Stop calling me an elder millennial I'm just a millennial I'm in the middle I'm a medium millennial Yeah but Claudia is a zillennial You're an elder millennial I'm medium and Claudia is young

We are the same I'm a couple of years younger than'm medium, and Claudia is young. We are the same. We are the same. I'm a couple of years younger than you. Well, you're hanging on for dear life. The trends have changed. We've talked about socks, we've talked about skinny leg jeans, we've talked about all of those things, but the last bastion of millennial fashion that you refuse to give up

is that side part, isn't it? It is. Look, I've been really good with the other ones. I've changed my socks. I've changed my pants. It's all good. But when it comes to my hair, I don't feel like I have the hair or the face to pull off a middle part.

To which we said, ball tickle. Of course you do. I asked if I got a professional and we didn't cut anything, we just styled, would you let me make you over? And I agreed, but was still very worried. Charlie from Tony and Guy has very kindly offered to restyle you. Hi, Charlie. Hi, Charlie.

What do you say to Bree's claims that she doesn't have the head or the hair for a centre part? You be honest, Charlie. We've been honest all afternoon. You be honest. My hair, not that thick, which normally for a centre part? You be honest, Charlie. We've been honest all afternoon. You be honest. My hair, not that thick, which normally for a middle part, I'm telling Charlie what to say. She can do it, right? She can do it.

I mean, after styling it looks really good. For like a middle part. But I mean like as long as it's not like, you know, a straight line. Yes, gotcha. I see what you're saying. You're in there at long as it's not like, you know, a straight line. Yes, gotcha. I see what you're saying. You're in there at Tony and Guy every day,

so you know what the trends are like. Bree asked the question before, how many people are still getting the side part? Or is it dead? I still have like three clients out of ten. And I'm one of them, so that's all. It's very close. Yeah. Just know, whatever haircut you're rocking at home,

this doesn't really matter. It's just a bit of fun. But I just want to breathe a sip outside of comfort zone this afternoon. Just to see. You haven't seen it yet. I have not seen it yet. You have a mirror in your hand.

Okay. Charlie, you won't be offended if she doesn't like it, right? Is it? That's okay. So you've asked Charlie to be honest. You've been honest to me. You need to be honest as well. I'll be honest to Charlie. Okay, you need to give us your honest reaction to you. Look at Claudia

sitting in there just getting excited about it. You like it, eh, Claudia? Just for the record, you like it. Your hair looks so thick and beautiful. Ella, you like it? Love it. Yeah. Absolutely love it. Okay, just before I look at it, you guys think this looks better than my normal hair. That's not the point. No, I don't think that's the point.

I think, I just want you to see what you are like with the middle part. That's the whole point of this. Okay, and we love it. And that it's good. What do you think, Clint? I think you look great. I think you look great. Okay. I do. Alright. Alright, are you ready? Borderline quite attractive. Ooh! For the first time ever

Brie Thomas-El Have a look at your new hair I look like a different person You look like a different person I look so different God, you've really done a good job, Charlie You've really polished this turd, haven't you? It looks good.

It looks... I look so different. I don't even recognise myself. It looks fresh. And if you wanted to do a change, you know, like how you get to a point in your life where you're like, I want to change something, this is something you could change without, you know, cutting it into a mullet or...

Charlie's done a very good job. I will say. Do you like it? Yeah, it's kind of growing on me. Like, I'm being honest. I feel like, yeah. I just... So the next part of the challenge would be

you do it yourself tomorrow. Yes, that's where we run into a problem. This is 45 minutes with the straighteners and the product and the finessing. Yeah, whereas when I do it, it looks like a pancake. We've got a video coming out. Bree's one request was that we do a

before and after. Before and after. And people vote. Yes. Are you going to commit to the results of the vote? I didn't say that. I didn't say that. But maybe I'll, you know, change it up from time to time depending on the votes. Alright. We'll get some photos on our story straight away so you can see this. Search Bree and Clint on Instagram,

and we've got a video of the whole thing coming out later on. Charlie from Tony and Guy, thank you for working your magic this afternoon. You are a wizard. We appreciate you. Thank you for having me. Here we go.

You've been a pleasure. Bree and Clint. I'm feeling inspired now. I'm trying to bring back my centre part. Man, I rocked a sharp centre point. Did you? Oh, mate. Mate, from like 10 through to about 14. Bring back my centre part Man I rocked a sharp centre point Did you? Oh mate Mate from like

From like 10 Through to about 14 It was sharp I reckon you bring back the piss fringe Oh yeah okay That's what I reckon you bring back Get Charlie from Tony and Guy back in here To shave me in a piss fringe

Yeah where's Charlie? He can work his magic He'll be like I would not do that to somebody If you miss it we just bring start Bree with the centre part. We're getting the before and afters up on our story right now, so you can go and vote. You can search up Bree and Clint on Instagram. Can I just look at the photos to make sure I don't look too crazy?

Okay. Well, you are in them. We can't redo them. Were you about to say, well, you are crazy? No, no, no, I'm like, what are you going to do? Yeah, you can look at them, but we're not taking them down Okay Anyway, what's done is done

You are a trailblazer You know, you're like I did it first People will look back on this moment and say She was the pioneer of the centre part You're like a millennial suffragette Out there, blazing a trail for other millennial women We can do it, millennials Who don't think they can part the hit You're like the Kate Shepard of centre part. You're like a millennial suffragette out there blazing a trail for other millennial women. We can do it, millennials!

Who don't think they can part the... You're like the Kate Shepard of centre parts. That's exactly what people would call me. Because now that you've done it, other women might feel confident enough to do it. Yeah, exactly. And maybe one day we'll be able to vote. Maybe.

You never know. We'll put Brie on the $10 note for parting her hair in the middle. Brie and Clint. And that is the end of our show. Oh, look who's checking themselves out in the selfie camera. Do I look? I feel like.

Look, do you reckon it makes me look older? No, I don't think it makes you look older. Or does it? Like, it's either older or like Jennifer Aniston from Friends. Do you? Like the Rachel. Yeah, well. Like, because she had a middle part.

The reverse of that, and I don't know if this is an incredibly offensive thing to say. There we go. Do you think the side part looks more like you're holding on to your youth? What the hell? Like... What in the world?

Like it served you well in your 20s and you kind of can't let it go, maybe. It's just where my hair naturally falls. Was that incredibly offensive or didn't mean it to be? It was pretty offensive. That was pretty offensive. Well, then I don't mean what I said. I don't mean it.

You can't just say that and it makes it all okay. It's a big day for you appearance-wise, though, because we've done the hair for you and then you've also gone and had your brows done today. Yeah, look, my brows are very prominent and I wish that it wasn't today. I wish it was tomorrow. It's a lot of change.

It's just a lot going on. A lot of change to heaven one day, yeah. Like, they're just very aggressive. It's a very aggressive brow the first day you have them done. Anyone will know that. They're very, like, there. Yeah, but once I have a shower, it'll be fine. Yeah, yeah, totally.

Yeah, but, like, now this will be documented in photo form, and all anyone is going to say is, oh, the hair looks good, but what's going on with the eyebrow? If you'd like to see the before and afters of Brie's first ever centre part as we try out new styles. Yeah. What are you going to try next? I reckon you get into scootering.

It's on our Instagram story. You can search Brie and Clint. I'll try scootering. That's fine. Okay. Yeah. Can we get – It's not a huge stretch. That's fine. No Clint. I'll try scootering. That's fine. Okay. Yeah. Can we get... It's not a huge stretch.

That's fine. No, but I want you to drop into a half pipe. Oh, okay. On a scooter. Right. Strange claim to fame. I have dropped in on half pipes before. On a scooter?

On rollerblades. Oh, I'd like to see it. Let's make that happen. You find a size 12 pair of men's aggressive inline skates? Mate. I'll see if I can reprise my... Don't say that because I will. Well, I haven't been able to for 10 years.

That's what ended my rollerblading career. I'm sure it was. That was the only problem. Brian Clint on Instagram. If you want to see these pictures, there's a video coming soon too. Have a great night and we'll catch you guys back tomorrow. Bye, guys.