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Mm-hmm.
After 16 years.
Is that what it is?
16 years on air.
Anyway, he said that they had done
over four and a half thousand shows.
Yeah, because that, the project's on every night.
Every night, we're on every day.
Yeah.
So I wonder how many shows.
How many shows do you reckon we do a year?
Um...
So it's five shows a week.
Yeah.
And we work probably at least 40...
Six?
Should we say 46 to be safe?
To be safe.
46 times five, 230 shows a year, and we're coming up on seven years. This is our 1610th show.
And it's just as good as the day we started. What do they say? 10,000 hours before you get
really good at something. And so how many hours is that? Oh true so that's four hours a day
times four oh mate we're only at six and a half thousand hours
we've got to do another we've got ages to go we've got to do another
I reckon four years before we get good at this.
People have to sit through that oh they don't have to
they don't have to it's a a choice. It is a choice. Yeah but I mean there's less
experienced shows on the air. Are you really gonna risk it? Are you really gonna risk it? Yeah.
We've got more hours under our belt. Yeah true. It's like a surgeon. Exactly. Who do you want the
surgeon who's done less hours with the knife, the scalpel, the surgeon who's done more. Yeah. Just because the surgeon, what if the surgeon who's done more is old and shit.
Terrible.
Just stay listening, okay?
Yeah, please.
Okay, deal.
Okay.
Uh, tradie vs ladie time. Let's do it.
If you want to play, we need a ladie and a tradie.
The tradies ticked over the 40 mark for the first time yesterday and the ladies are on 46.
Yeah, so if you want to play today,
then you're welcome to come play.
0800DIALZM is the number.
Six and a half thousand hours.
No, yeah, what?
You need to go back to school.
Play ZM's Bree and Clint.
Time for Trady vs Lady.
It's Trady vs Lady!
Alright guys, welcome through, welcome through. Trady vs Lady, we keep score throughout the
year. The Trady's hitting 40 yesterday, the Lady's on 46.
Our Lady is calling us from Auckland, she's 28 and she's currently pregnant with her second
child. Welcome to the show, Sam. Hi, Sam.
Hello, how are you?
Good, thank you.
How many weeks?
23 weeks.
23, have you found out if it's a boy or a girl
or you want a surprise?
Yeah, we're having a girl.
We've already got a boy, so.
Oh, lovely.
One of each.
Well done.
Okay, you're taking on our lady tradie today,
calling from Roleston. They're
41 years old and they're having a spinal fusion tomorrow. Welcome to the show Angela.
Hi Angela. G'day. How you doing?
Whoa, tell us how, why, what's going on?
Oh, it's a very long story but the short version is that I have injured my back quite severely
three times now and so the only option left for me is to have my spine fused.
Oh, just gonna lock it up.
Yeah, yeah, so I'm getting some titanium vertebrae situation.
Wow, how did you injure it so badly three times?
Pretty much the first time I fell over slips while I was pregnant.
Are you listening, Sam? And I...
Don't, Sam, don't listen to this, Sam.
No, do.
This is a cautionary tale.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, yeah, slippery, slippery bathroom tiles.
Yeah.
Well, best of luck for tomorrow, Angela.
We'll be thinking of you.
Thank you.
Let's go with names as our buzzers today.
Ange, Sam, you can buzz in like that and the first person to give us three correct answers
will win Trady vs Lady and $50 cash from KFC.
Here we go guys, question number one.
Which celebrity founded the lifestyle brand Goop?
Bought out that.
Gwyneth Angela. Yes Angela. Gwyneth Paltrow. It is Gwyneth Paltrow that very
famous candle that she released a few years ago. Smelled like part of her. It did.
One to the trade is question number two. In what country would you find Stonehenge?
Oh Angela. Yes, yes Angela. England. It's Angela. England. It's in England, yeah. It is in England. Well done. You are off to a
flyer, two to the tradies. You need this one Sam to stay in it. Question number
three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
Sam. Sam's in. Bruno Mars. Bruno Mars. It is Bruno Mars. Well done, you're on the board.
Question number four.
Is singer Harry Styles a millennial or Gen Z?
Sam.
Sam's in.
Millennial.
He is a millennial.
He is a millennial.
He's currently 31.
The oldest Gen Z is 28.
All right, here we go.
We are all tied up here in the fifth. What a game.
Question number five. Which part of their bodies do butterflies taste with? Is it
the tongue, the feet or the... Sam? The feet? It is the feet. Is that the win? That is the win. Is that a stolen win? That is the win.
Wow, with baby brain and everything, she gets it done.
That's quite an exciting round, guys.
That was a very good game.
Yeah.
Sam, you've got...
Not a great result for Ange, but...
She knows, Sam.
She knows.
Well played.
She actually didn't need you to say that, so...
Sam's like, nah, I'm gonna drive it in even deeper now.
Great game, girls, really, really good.
Sam, $50 coming your way, thanks to KFC,
and another win in the lady column, congratulations.
Awesome, thank you so much.
Good job.
Congrats, and good luck with the baby.
Yeah, and good luck to both of you
with your upcoming major medical events. Yeah, we'll be thinking of you with your upcoming major medical events.
Yeah, we'll be thinking of you guys.
We play a lot of Taylor Swift on this station, don't we?
Yep.
Shouldn't have even been a question.
That's just a statement.
What's the big four on ZM right now?
Taylor Swift.
Sabrina Carpenter.
Benson Boone.
Benson Boone.
Chapel Rome.
Nah, I don't think Chappell's in there.
Yeah it is.
No, like she-
Yeah it is. You asked anyone the last time they heard Pink Pony Club.
She is in there, but I don't think she's in the core four.
Yeah, I think she's number five and Alex Warren's number four.
Yeah!
That's a hundred percent spot on.
Okay, I'll take it. Yeah, I'll take it.
Yep. No doubt. But we do play a lot of Taylor Swift. And I never was privy to this phenomenon
of Taylor Swift. And you guys tell me if you are, but the Taylor Swift theory that she
has her two favourite words to rhyme in songs. Have you heard of this? No. Producers? Yes. Have you guys heard of this? Yes. Well,
I thought I'd bring it to light and maybe all the Swifties right now are like, yeah,
derby, but not everyone's a big Swifty. So let's just delve into this and obviously we'll
start with the very obvious one. Taylor's favourite words to rhyme in songs are car and bar.
Right.
So here's example number one from Cruel Summer.
I'm drunk in the back of the car and I cried like a baby coming home from the bar.
I mean, obvious one, very famous lyric.
What about getaway car?
I'm in a getaway car, I left you a motel. But yeah, she loves it
Mm-hmm rhyming car and bar. It's a sitter for Taylor Swift. What about a more album II track the smallest man who ever lived
That was Cars and Bars, I don't know. I couldn't quite pick up on it but I didn't know the song.
Oh sorry, Bars and Cars.
Bars came first.
Change it up.
Change it up.
The song Cardigan?
Oh.
Another Cars and Bars?
This is becoming an issue.
I wasn't aware of this and I know that people will already have been aware of this but...
Did you find this next one, Claude?
Because I couldn't find what song it was from.
It's from Hits Different.
Hits Different.
I know the Hits Different one because my daughter's picked up on this bit.
There's another Bars and Cars rhyme in here for Taylor Swift.
And I never don't cry At the bar There's another bars and cars rhyme in here for Taylor Swift.
It's a weird rhyming pattern but it is bars and cars. But it's there. It is there. What about a song called Cowboy Like Me?
Oh, there it is!
She must be aware of this. No, she loves it. It's her favourite.
Yeah, but it must, like...
I think it's her signature.
Right. We've got her signature. Right.
We've got one more.
Yep.
Cornelia Street.
We were in the backseat, drunk on something stronger than the drinks in the bar.
I rent a place on Cornelia Street, I sit casually in the car.
Oh yeah, she got in there again well done Swift
well done Swift. Do you reckon there could be more that we don't know of? 100%
Swifties if there's Swifties listening can you text through and tell us what
ones we've missed? Oh there's people already texting through. Someone said
London boy. London boy they said should have it in there as well. Someone said London Boy. London Boy. They said should have it in there as well.
Someone said also notice how most of these songs were made around the duration of her dating slash breakup of Jo Alwyn.
Lots of cars and bars.
Yeah, sounds like it.
Yeah.
Lot of cars and bars rhymes, but I love it.
I think why not?
If you know something works, you just stick to it.
Hammer it.
Just hammer it till it's dead.
Why not?
Well there you go.
Hey, the more you know.
Now you know too.
And every time you hear it you're like, she's done it again!
Crushed it.
There it is, Franklin.
I found this article which really, I reckon when newspapers publish articles like this
it's like their top performing content.
It's a list of things that should and shouldn't go in the fridge.
Would you say it's their bread and butter?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'd say it's their pantry staple.
Yeah nice.
These lists have been done a million times and they're controversial because we all have different opinions.
I love going through it.
But I've got the list and it's quite long.
We don't have to do them all.
I'll just start going through the list
and you guys tell me if you want to know the answer
to any of these.
Okay.
First one, butter.
Fridge.
Do you want to know the answer?
Nah, I don't care.
Don't care, okay.
It's fridge.
Wow, you don't want to know the answer to butter. Nah, there's only one way to do it. Don't care. What do you think?
Should we all just say what we think and then you say what they've said pretty long list
Capers fridge don't care
Once they're open its fridge. You're right. Once they're open that you go. Yeah chili oil
Once it's open fridge pantries fine if you eat it fast, but it they should go in the fridge. Chilli oil. Once it's open, fridge. Pantry's fine if you eat it fast,
but it stays fresher in the fridge.
For what?
Chilli oil.
Okay.
Fish sauce.
Cupboard.
Yeah. Fridge.
Pantry.
Ben.
Ben!
I love fish sauce.
I'm vegan.
Is there fish in fish sauce?
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
That's the fish part of the sauce.
That's why it's called fish sauce, Clint.
Well, no, it could be called fish sauce
because it goes on fish.
Well, there's no chicken in chicken nuggets.
Cheeky mother.
And they're called chicken nuggets?
What?
What?
There's no French people in French fries.
Yeah, I hope not.
Until they're called French fries.
Honey.
Yes.
Um.
Pantry. Pantry.? Um... Pantry.
Pantry.
Pantry.
Pantry.
Pantry.
As it goes hard.
Yeah.
Honey doesn't go off.
It's the only non-perishable food.
I've never heard that before.
Did you guys know that?
Honey lasts forever.
Shut up.
Shut up.
You know it all.
Hot sauce, like Sriracha.
Fridge.
Fridge.
Pantry's fine.
Really?
For vinegary hot sauces. Okay. But if they're low in vinegar, fridge.
Well there's only one hot sauce for me. That's Kaitaia fire. Oh really? And I keep it in the
fridge. Too hot for me. Really? Yeah. It's the best eh? I'm obsessed with it. Sriracha is as far as I go.
No. Yeah sriracha's got a little bit of zing. Kaitaia fire's just got a better taste. Need a
bit of spice.
Can you have spicy sauce because you're vegan?
Yes, I love hot sauce.
So on my toast it's hummus, hot sauce, pepper.
Is that hot hummus?
No, hummus then hot sauce.
Not crulled chickpeas?
Then peanut butter.
Wait, are you saying you drive a hummus?
I didn't get a car joke.
Tomato and ketchup.
Tomato. Fridge.
You all think so, eh?
Tomato sauce and ketchup.
Fridge. Pantry's fine.
Nah. It'll go off quicker.
Pantry's fine, this is according to the New Zealand Herald
and the New York Times.
It says when storing for longer, keep it in the fridge,
but pantry's fine.
Yeah, but it's got a lot of sugar in it, I guess. But it'll always be in the fridge but pantry's fine. Yeah but it's got a lot of sugar in it I guess.
But it'll always be in the fridge. Kimchi. Yuck. Fridge. Move on. Fridge. Maple syrup. Fridge.
Pantry. Either but I do fridge. Yeah either but fridge. Maple syrup after you open it has to go
in the fridge or the freezer. What? Yeah. Okay I didn't know that. Why the freezer?
I didn't know about the freezer.
Yeah.
Is it not freezer?
Is it like vodka?
Maybe.
Could be.
I'm going to put my maple syrup in the freezer when I get home.
Can you let us know?
Yeah, definitely.
Watch this.
By setting alarm, guys.
Also, fun fact.
3.40 tomorrow, I'll have the answer for you.
Fun fact.
You know when a lot of people think they're buying maple syrup, but they're actually buying maple flavored syrup.
Different. Maple syrup, way better for you.
Mustard.
Fridge. Fridge. Fridge.
Pantry's fine, but the fridge will keep it spicier for longer.
Really? Okay, well that's a sign that it should be in the fridge.
Oil. Pantry.
Near the stove.
Yeah, on the shelf.
Yeah.
This is cool, dark pantry.
I'm not keeping my oil in the shade.
Not next to the hot cooking elements.
No, yeah.
Yeah.
Jeez, if you can't stand the heat oil, get out of the kitchen.
Peanut butter.
Pantry.
Either.
No, peanut butter in the fridge.
What?
What?
Pantry.
I've never heard of that.
Yeah, no, pantry. Pantry's the answer. Yeah. I was balking at Ella's in the fridge. What? What? Yeah no pantry. Pantry's the answer.
Yeah. I was balking at Ella's suggestion of fridge. No not in the fridge. I didn't say that.
Soy sauce. Pantry. Pantry but not the main pantry. Another pantry. Wait how rich are you? A cupboard.
Wait not the main pantry. Where's the secondary pantry?
It's in the butler's pantry.
Above the stove.
Oh, sorry, my lady.
What other royal condiments get to go into the special pantry?
Vanilla essence.
That should be in the baking drawer, but okay.
Gold leaf.
Truffles.
I don't know, man.
It's the farm kitchen.
I need to go to the saffron.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know man, it's an alarm kitchen.
Caffeine for the saffron. A whole box of saffron.
I need a Google search. And pine nuts.
Yum. The last one is Worcestershire sauce.
Pantry. Give it a go. Worcestershire sauce. Worcestershire.
Worcestershire sauce.
Um, pantry's fine.
Yeah, nice.
But again, the fridge keeps the flavour for longer.
I hate a cold sauce.
Yuck.
Really?
Yeah, ruins the meal.
Sometimes I like it.
Like, what about cold tomato sauce on a pie?
Yuck. Ruins the pie.
Yeah, good.
So good. It cools down the innards. Is that what you call it?
Yep. We're gonna go cool our innards and we'll be back.
Their names Branclin. Entertainment billionaire by the name of David Giffin has filed for divorce
from his husband David Armstrong after less... Wait, stop.
Yeah?
Two guys named David married each other.
Yeah.
No, that's illegal.
The Davids.
No.
David and David.
Love is love.
But you can't marry someone with the same name.
It's like when Taylor Lautner married someone called Taylor and she took his last name and
she became Taylor Lautner and now Taylor Lautner's married to Taylor Lautner.
Yeah.
The two Davids, they go by David Squared.
Which is a bit cute. I actually know, I've got friends of mine
who are both called Lee.
Oh yeah, they love her.
He's called Lee, she's called Lee.
The Lee's.
And I said, if you don't name your first child
Lee Squared.
You gotta.
They didn't.
Oh, opportunity missed.
What's this guy's name again? David. So David
Geffen is the entertainment billionaire and he married a guy called David
Armstrong and they were married for less than two years and they're now getting a
divorce and they didn't have a prenup. Wow, I know, less than two years, didn't have a prenup.
What are you doing, David?
Is the hubby gonna go for half?
There's no details yet.
There is bits and pieces of,
cause I believe they got married in California.
So whatever the laws are in California
around spousal support, I think it's you receive
spousal support for half the amount of time that you were together.
Oh, okay.
So like if you were together for two years, then you get a year on the, on the tap.
I think so.
I think that's what the Californian law is.
I'm just looking at some of the details here.
David Giffen is 82.
Yes.
And he's worth 8.7 billion US.
So crazy. So even if he has to
give half to his husband of two years, he'll still be a billionaire. He'll still be a
multi-billionaire, which is incredible. And at 82. I mean, how much do you need? How are
you going to, he could spend a billion dollars a year. Yeah. You know, you know, like you're
good to go. But still, I mean, I wonder why. What's You know? You know? Like you're good to go but still I
mean I wonder why... What's the other husband's name? David Armstrong. David
Armstrong who was a go-go dancer. Oh okay. And I believe they met because David
Armstrong the go-go dancer was the personal trainer of the billionaire,
the other David.
A match made in heaven.
Yeah.
How old is the go-go dancer?
I think he's 32.
32 and 82?
But in gay years, it's pretty much, you know, like a five-year difference.
Wow.
What do you reckon that guy was thinking when he was like, nah, no prenup?
He was thinking this is forever.
Do you reckon?
I wonder how many times David Giffin has been married?
People without a prenup, generally are just thinking this is forever, I think.
Well, maybe they're not thinking that, they're just not thinking that it could ever end.
But like, let's have a look.
Wow!
So the billionaire, David Giffin,
has only been married once.
Aww.
To that guy, to the go-go dancer.
And it didn't work out.
He waited till 80 years old to get married.
That's why he didn't get a prenup,
because he hasn't been burnt in the past.
That sounds like a line from the Alanis Morissette song, you know?
He waited his whole damn life to marry a 30 year old go-go dancer.
They got divorced after two years, a cost him four billion dollars.
Isn't it ironic?
She should update the song.
I'd listen to that.
Don't you think?
I thought we could ask,
have you been in this situation before?
Where you were gonna marry a billionaire and they were like, nah, no pretty nothing.
50 years, you're marrying someone 50 years younger than you.
I wanna hear the stories about when people, you know,
thought their relationship was really strong
and they were like, oh, this is love and there's an engagement and then all of a sudden there's a
chat about a prenup. Oh, okay. You know? Yeah, yeah. And it actually really kind of...
We've had a couple of prenup chats before. I'd be keen to talk to someone who
did have a prenup. Yes. And then the relationship fell apart. And you're like...
Oh, so it actually, like, was needed. And to you had to rely on that prenup. Mm-hmm
Yeah, and did it work? Was it the best decision you ever made? You're either pro or anti prenup. It's crazy
Hey, it's crazy on our team show of hands
Married you need to have an opinion on this too. Yeah, you've just got married? Preen up yes or no? Three, two, one. No preen up.
I don't. Only Claudia. Just me. Why? Why do you want to preen up? It just feels sensible
to like look after your own things. Yeah but she's jaded. She's recently single. No I've
always been pro preen up. But here's my question for you Claudia. So she's pro prenup. What if the person...
Was David Giffen.
What if the person was really rich that you're marrying?
If, nah, I think I would still do it.
It just, I wouldn't feel nice taking their stuff at the ease.
You don't know how you will feel come breakup time.
That's what the prenup's for.
Oh damn it, I just came around to Claudia's side.
Okay, 0800DIALSATM, just give us, if you've got an interesting prenup's for. Oh damn it, I just came around to Claudia's side. Okay, 0800dialsZM, just give us,
if you've got an interesting prenup story.
Something about prenups.
Yeah, we would like to hear it on 0800dialsZM.
Did you break up because they asked for a prenup?
Yeah.
You know?
ZAMBRE and Clint podcast.
Talking about prenups,
what is your experience with a prenup?
Maybe it ended a relationship
when someone suggested one. The 82 year old billionaire that we were talking
about David Giffen who has just recently got divorced without a prenup after two
years of marriage to a 32 year old. Yep. Did you know David Giffen used to date
Cher? What? He dated Cher in 1970.
He came out in 1992, but in the 70s he dated Cher.
Oh my god.
Imagine how popular he would be with gay men.
He's the ultimate.
He'd be like, yeah, you know your messiah, I dated her.
Yeah, he's like, you're gay, I'm gayer than you.
Yeah, I dated her.
I literally dated Cher.
Dating Cher might be the gayest thing a man can do.
It might be.
That's incredible.
So we want to know your prenup stories and this person would like to be anonymous.
Good afternoon, anonymous.
Hi, anonymous.
Hi, how's it going?
Good, thank you.
Have you had an experience with a prenup?
Yes, I have.
So I was with my partner for a number of years.
We were talking about getting
engaged and therefore getting married. And as well, I would like a prenup and they wouldn't
sign it.
So you asked for it?
Yeah, absolutely. I just like would it. It's a sensible thing to do and to take care of
it. I inherited a lot from my grandparents.
Okay, so you needed to protect that. Okay. Yeah, I was like, this guy doesn't deserve anything.
What if it goes wrong?
And yeah, it turns out he was just a manipulative little shrew who wasn't at my money anyway.
Do you think that, and this is a cynical way of looking at it, but do you think something
inside you knew that already?
And so that's why you were hedging your bets and leaning towards a prenup?
Yeah, I think you're right.
Yeah, because...
You knew before.
Yeah, you can call it naive, but I think a lot of people when they're like,
I love this person, I want to be with them forever.
But I should protect myself, there's a reason that you're so like...
Yeah.
Well, we were like childhood sweethearts as well, that's what made it so much fun.
So he didn't sign it, but you were obviously together for a long time.
Did he get anything?
No, he didn't get anything.
OK, good.
How long?
You get de facto, right?
If you live together, they're entitled.
Yeah, no, he was manipulable as per what they said.
But yeah, it was pretty heartbreaking.
Yeah, absolutely. How long were you guys I said. But yeah, it was pretty heartbreaking. Yeah, absolutely.
How long were you guys together
because you were childhood sweethearts?
Seven years.
Seven years.
Yeah, wow.
He could have taken half your stuff, couldn't he?
Obviously.
I mean, by and large, but my family was very smart.
I was gonna say.
Yeah, good.
Obviously, they're smart and they've got good lawyers.
Thanks Anonymous.
Someone said, I'm currently getting a prenup drafted.
Honestly, it sucks, but you never know what is gonna happen.
I'm pro prenup if you have assets.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean it makes sense.
It does make sense.
We've talked to a lot of people on this show before
who have kids and they might be like a solo mum and they've fought really hard to get to
where they are. They've managed to buy a house for them and their kids and just
because some person comes on the scene why should they get half of things go to
shit. So you're actually protecting your kids with the prenup. If you have kids
from a past relationship I am so pro prenup I totally agree with it. What
about this one here? Hey team at the start of my last relationship
I suggested a prenup. He was on board when and we started the process
Lawyer mucked around so we didn't worry about it and we left it fast forward six years
We split now he's trying to take half the house that I bought, keep on those lawyers backs.
They always try and talk people out of it.
Lawyers try and talk you out of it? I guess it means there's more for the lawyer to do when you guys break up.
They're like, no you don't need a prenup. And then you go to them when you're getting divorced and they're like,
well we better sort out all these assets.
Yeah interesting hey.
Because there's another text here, even if the other person doesn't mind signing a prenup,
as soon as they get a lawyer, the lawyer turns them against it. Because there's another text here, even if the other person doesn't mind signing a prenup,
as soon as they get a lawyer, the lawyer turns them against it.
God that's interesting.
That's when everything falls apart.
I wonder why that is.
And someone else said, don't you normally go into a marriage not thinking it's going
to end?
Of course.
You think that it's forever?
Of course you do.
Yeah.
Why don't you go into your first marriage like that?
Yeah, totally.
I'd love to know the percentage of people
who get a prenup for their first marriage
versus their second marriage.
I'll be way higher for the second.
You'll be way higher.
Someone else just said,
we are married and wanted a prenup,
but it costs $2,000.
So we said bugger that.
Just get Chet GPT to write one.
Two grand.
Just get Chet GPT to draft it up
and then you both sign it, get it witnessed.
Surely that's legally binding?
This is not my, I'm not giving out legal advice on the show now by the way.
I was going to say, are you a lawyer?
Nah, but you know, give it a go.
I mean, if you can, save you two grand.
Lawyers are like, shut that man up!
He's giving away all our secrets!
And then you bring this preen up and they're like, who wrote this crappy preen up?
This is going to cost you more than if you didn't have a prenup.
It's written on the back of a colouring-in sheet.
The ZM Podcast Network.
I knew there was a reason why we don't have
a Clintz Legal Advice section.
I just suggested that if you can't afford a prenup,
just get ChatGPT to write one and you both sign up.
Oh no, a lawyer's texted us.
Family lawyer here.
Prenups aren't valid without legal advice
and a lawyer certifying them.
Yeah, but that's what a lawyer would say.
That's what a lawyer would say.
That's what a lawyer would say.
You're just trying to talk us out of getting free prenups.
I know your game.
I know your game.
Yeah, free legal advice.
It's like when a dentist says
that you can't do your own tooth extractions.
You're just trying to get my money.
Yeah, what if I've got my own chisel? Exactly. You know, just knock it out. Yeah, it's like when they say you can't do your own tooth extractions. You're just trying to get my money. Yeah, what if I've got my own chisel?
Exactly.
Yeah, just knock it out.
Yeah, it's like when they say
you can't make your own picture at home.
No, that you probably shouldn't do.
Oh really?
Yeah, that's dangerous.
Yeah, don't do that one.
What are we gonna do next?
Are we gonna do Google down next?
We sure are.
Google down time.
Now. And downtime. Now.
And now.
Oh, now.
Do you feel lucky?
Well, do ya?
It's time for Brie and Clint's Google Down Punk.
Woohoo!
Here we go, Google downtime, where you could win $50,
all thanks to Neon.
If you've texted through the person you think is gonna win,
it's either Clint, Claudia or Ella this afternoon.
Here's how it works.
I'll ask the questions.
First person to yell out the most common answer
that comes up on Google for that question.
I'll give you a point.
First to three wins the game.
Anyone wanna say anything?
Good luck guys.
I respect you as
people and I hope we're still friends after this. Good luck Ella. Oh good luck.
Oh thanks I'll take it. Okay here we go it is spicy in this room. Question Number one, in what year did the original Lion King movie come out?
1993.
1994!
Damn it.
Woo woo woo woo!
Well done, Ella.
1994.
I had to give it a go, you know.
Claudia was right on the cusp.
Was yours a guess, obviously?
Yeah, it was, yeah.
Okay.
But you got it wrong.
Oh, okay.
She's brutal.
One to Ella. Question number two.
Where was Kiwi legend Suzy Cato born?
Brisbane, Queensland.
Is she Australian?
Born in Brisbane to Kiwi parents. I'm going to say
Ella and Clint, that was a tie,
and I'll give you both a point.
Woo!
Hey, Claudia. Hey, what's up?
See ya, see ya later.
LAUGHTER
Two to Ella. Great.
One to Clint.
Question number three.
12! How many years have Jessica Beale and Justin Timberlake been married? Twelve!
That's right, it is twelve.
Twelve.
Good job.
Here we go, we've got a game on our hands Claudia.
Nothing's working over here.
Where have you been?
I don't know.
Where have you been, Bish?
I fell asleep.
Still a chance for you to come back.
Here comes question number four
How many kids does Elon Musk have 14?
Which gives Clint Roberts the win this afternoon in Google Down. Kieran. Hello. Thank you for your support we have $50 cash for you thanks to neon.
Thank you so much. It's an underdog pick from you the safe money is always on Claudia.
And it's the safe money. She is the far lap of Google Yeah, she's the Michael Phelps of Google Down.
She is the LeBron James.
I like that I lost and you're still giving me the compliments.
I love this game.
Yeah, well even LeBron lost eventually.
Yeah.
I'm retiring then.
Kieran, well done. We'll get that 50 bucks out to you.
Nice work.
Yeah, go the underdogs.
We're searching for the biggest one-hit wonder of the 2010s. We kicked off the underdogs. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. We're searching for the biggest one hit wonder of the 2010s.
We kicked off the search yesterday.
We're going to have battles on our Instagram story every single day.
And it's an eliminator.
As soon as an artist's song loses, they're out.
They're gone.
Yeah.
There's already huge battles that have gone down over the last 24 hours.
Some big songs are going out in the very first round. We have the results for the first round of voting. It's been the last 24 hours. Some big songs are going out in the very first round.
We have the results for the first round of voting. It's been up for 24 hours. Okay, let's go through them. We can confirm that Like A G6 has made it through.
Was it ever in doubt? It smashed Teach Me How To Dougie.
Teach me how to Dougie. Yeah, I feel like that was the right decision.
Yeah. Okay, we had The Wanted, Glad You Came.
The sun goes down, the stars come out.
Has absolutely smoked Willow Smith's Whip My Hair.
I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth.
Again, the right song's gone through.
Willow Smith Goes Home, The Want wanted go round to the second round.
Love that, great result.
Magic Rude was in their next battle.
["Magic Rude"]
Versus.
And they have gone out in the first round
losing to the Baby-Sitters Circus.
["Magic Rude"]
Which I find kind of surprising.
Interesting.
Big battle in the next one.
Barbra Streisand.
Barbra Streisand.
And the Kids of 88's.
What do you think?
Kids of 88 took it out.
Kids of 88 took it out by 72%.
Yeah, that meant strong.
It's a strong win.
Barbara Streisand goes home.
I belong with you, you belong with me, you're my sweetheart.
This millennial anthem from the Lumineers will be in the second round.
Really?
Because it beat Chris Renne's Young Homie.
Hey, young homie, what you trippin' about?
OK, so hey ho goes through.
Yep.
Shame I like that Chris Renais song.
Yeah I like that Chris Renais song too.
But he's gone.
Um, I'm an albatross.
Tell us about little mouse, cause I'm an albatross.
Big battle versus Mr Sexo Beat.
This is the better banger though. Tell me this went through.
The people agree with Brie. Mr. Saxo Beat goes through. I'm an Albert Rouse goes home.
Yeah Mr. Saxo Beat, what a banger. Nero.
Verse Passenger.
This was close wasn't it incredibly close
48 percent to 52 percent. Oh and it's passenger that goes through the next round
This does have the real essence of the 2010s. Yeah does
Promises maybe a little bit more alternative. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah that goes through to the next round cake by the ocean
It was up against the Harlem Shake, oh yeah, it's a bit of a novelty song
And cake by the oceans going through
By 68 percent, okay
Definitive.
Yeah.
Not a landslide, but definitive.
These are the first round of the One Hit Wonders from the 2010.
We're trying to find the greatest One Hit Wonder.
This is a tough one.
Carmen.
Which you and I love.
We love, but I don't know about you, I'm trying not to influence this too much.
Same.
I want people to have their say.
Maybe we should have influenced it a bit more because it lost to Safe and Sound.
By the slimmest of margins, 49% calm and broken-hearted, 51% Safe and Sound.
It was, it came down to 40 votes. Wow, not much. Not much at all. Lucas Graham.
Huge one hit winner. Up against Rebecca Black.
I'm a bit gutted about this. Friday's out. Oh, I was thinking Rebecca would have went for a few rounds.
She got smoked by Lucas Graham.
It is a very grating song.
If you can't beat Lucas Graham, then you don't deserve to be in the next round.
This is a big one.
And a landslide as well. Gautier Kimbrough destroyed Astronaut in the Ocean.
Somebody that I used to know could go all the way to the final.
Win a Grammy right? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, could go all the way.
How gutted would you be if you won a Grammy and you lost to Astronaut in the Ocean?
So devastated. No disrespect to astronaut in the ocean. Becky G Shower.
One of my favourites.
Versus Watch Me Whip Watch Me Nae Nae.
Watch Me Whip Watch Me Nae Nae is going through to Round 2.
I am rope-able!
This crap! Be the lyrical genius of Singing in the Shower.
Oh, I'm so gutted by that one.
Sail by AWOL Nation.
Sail!
Who was that up against?
Kiwi girl, Ginny Blackmore.
Yep.
Lot of love with Ginny Blackmore? Yeah Lot of love yeah black ball the people of patriotic Ginny Blackmore goes through the ice. I'm happy about it
This was a contra probably the most controversial inclusion so far Cody Simpson
We've been accused of Cody Simpson hates labeling him a one-hit wonder but the numbers
speak for themselves.
Well, we'll be gutted the next time he has a hit that he won't come on our show.
Well, he's definitely not coming because he only got 22% of the vote.
Nico and Vince won that battle.
It is a great song by Nico and Vince.
I'd be happy to see this go a long way.
Me too.
This song.
Two more battles, Puped Up Kicks.
This was a big battle this one.
Took Down Mr Probs.
And the last battle for the One Hit Wonders of the 2010s, round one.
Tell me my girl Al L. King went through.
L. King was taking on Avalanche City.
This absolute punisher of a song.
Hey, this is a great song.
It's a punisher.
Well, you won't have to hear it again,
because it lost.
It got 23% of the vote, L. King goes to the final.
Yes! We like it, we love to see it. Thank you for all of your votes.
As ZM's Bree and Clint podcast.
Bree and Clint's Gator. Let's rock.
Right. Revolutionary radio.
It is. It really is. No one else is doing it.
Hell no. No one else is brave enough. Because they're not allowed.
Right, that too. Welcome in to Gator where we decide based on one question.
Oh, Sy and Lana could do it.
Yeah, they could do it.
Yeah.
But too late.
We're already doing it.
Yeah, exactly right.
Exactly right.
Hands off our feature, Sy and Lana.
Hands off and we'll let you do all the Tom Cruise interviews.
Basically, you call up, we ask you one irrelevant question and from there we have to guess whether you
are straight or gay. Gay is a catch-all term in this game. It is queer. It covers the
entire community. Part of the rainbow. So who's up first? We've got Mel up first. Hi Mel. G'day Mel. Hello. We were talking about this earlier in the
show today about things that go in the fridge and things that go in the pantry. So the age-old question for you Mel is where do you keep your tomato sauce and why?
Bridge because one time we missed it out and it went fizzy
That's off must have been hot really that's probably off. Yeah. Yeah, but we taste it was tasted and it was not cool. That's off. Must have been hot. Literally, that's probably off. Yeah.
Yeah, but we tasted it was tasted and it was not cool.
It had zing.
Yeah, it would have been alcoholic.
When you tasted it, did you taste it from like with your finger or from the top of the
sauce bottle?
No, you can't ask that.
No, that's too much.
OK.
Mel, I think you're straight.
I think she's gay.
Mel?
Clint's a winner!
Damn!
I'm a wiener!
Thank you, Mel.
We're off and racing.
Let's go to Leanne.
I know where 100 dials are in.
Hi, Leanne.
Hello. How are you guys?
Good, thank you.
The question is sauce, tomato sauce,
in the fridge or the pantry?
Absolutely in the fridge.
It needs to be cold.
I agree with you.
Bleh. Yuck. I agree with you.
Yuck.
I agree with Leanne.
Yes, it needs to be cold with those nice hot salty chips.
Oh, how good.
Leanne is straight.
Gay.
Leanne.
Straight as.
Straight as an arrow.
Okay.
Yep.
And also before you go, one time listener, first time caller.
Bum-a-dum-dum-dum!
Go straight! Go Leanne!
She's straight! She's straight! Go Leanne!
Put it in the fridge for Leanne!
Bye me!
Go Leanne!
Well done Leanne, congrats on being straight.
Welcome to Gay-da-Gavin. Congrats on being straight. Welcome to Gay-Dar-Gavin.
Hi Gavin.
Hi.
Tell us mate, tomato sauce, fridge or pantry?
Fridge is always nicer when it's colder, especially when it's on your burgers.
I have to agree with you, Gavin.
That's the bit I don't like about it, the coldness.
But that's not about me, it's about you.
I know. I know. He likes it when it But that's not about me, it's about you. I know.
I know.
He likes it when it's more, you know, when it's heated up.
No, I like it room temp.
Oh, do you?
Yeah, tomato sauce is always gross when it's warm.
Yeah, I agree.
It's like thicker or something.
Gavin.
Gavin straight.
Gavin straight.
Gavin, are you straight?
Yep.
Yeah, there he is.
Well done, Gavin. I've never talked to you straight? Yep. Yep. Yep. Yeah, there he is. Well done, Gavin.
I've never talked to a straighter man. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he was just exuding straight.
I'm on the brink of 100% today. You are. And it all comes down to Helen. Hi, Helen. Hi, Helen. Hi.
Tell us, mate. Where are you sticking it? Tomato sauce, fridge or pantry? Definitely in the pantry.
Oh, the pantry.
It's hard because you've got an accent.
So that's another element.
We do get the follow up, which is why.
Um, I don't like cold ketchup.
It's got to be ketchup as well, Heinz.
I love Heinz ketchup.
Yep.
I believe.
Where is she from? Yeah. But we can ask where her accent's from. Where are you from Helen?
From Yorkshire in England. Oh fancy Helen. I think she's a fancy gay from Yorkshire. I don't think
Yorkshire's that fancy is it Helen? No. It's pretty working class. Well the accent compared to my accent is very fancy.
I'll take it.
I think Helen's a straight.
Okay.
Helen?
I'm 100% gay.
Come on Helen!
Oh my god, what?
Thank god!
She's as gay as a Yorkshire pudding.
Thank you Helen!
Thank you.
So good to have you on Gaydar.
There you go, you finish on 50%.
I'm going to go with the gay.
I'm going to go with the gay.
I'm going to go with the gay.
I'm going to go with the gay. I'm going to go with the gay. I'm going to go with the gay. I'm going to go with the gay. I'mshire pudding. Thank you Helen.
Thank you.
So good to have you on Gator.
There you go, you finish on 50%, I finish on 75%.
I'm happy with that.
Not bad.
Happy.
Not a bad round.
Play Zed Eames' Breein Clint.
Round two.
Well, round one, part two.
Of our search for the greatest one hit wonder of the 2010s has just hit Instagram.
And we just thought we'd go through some of the major battles that are going down this time. Yeah, if you want to be a part of it, head to the Breanne Clint Instagram.
And there's going to be votes and battles going down for the next however many days.
This person is a contender to win the whole thing.
And that person sang Dance Monkey.
Global hit Tones and I.
She made, it was so big this song that she made 12 million dollars just from the Spotify streams.
Surely she's a shoe in.
Unless people think this is better.
She's a shoe-in. Unless people think this is better.
That's right.
New Zealand's first X Factor winner Jackie Thomas and it's worth it.
I love this song.
So do I.
I really like Jackie Thomas.
We never heard from her again.
I wonder where she is.
She was from Southland I think.
Maybe from the West Coast.
I think she was like, I'm out of here.
Yeah, this isn't for me.
Great song though.
That's a good battle.
Dance Monkey versus Jackie Thomas from X Factor.
This is a big battle.
Huge.
Icona Pop.
Icona Pop.
Millennial Anthem.
Yeah.
Versus Bastille.
Also huge. Pop. Millennial anthem. Yeah. This is Bastille.
If you close your eyes.
Also huge.
Two great songs.
I'm gonna be sad to see one of them go so early.
Me too.
They just both have the true essence of the 2010s.
I can't describe.
They do, yeah. But you just know when you hear it.. I can't describe. They do, yeah.
But you just know when you hear it.
They've got festival energy.
They do.
This man.
Gangnam Style.
Gangnam Style.
Gangnam Style.
Holy smokes, this took over.
Representing South Korea
in our search for the greatest wonder of the 2010s.
Psy.
He has to beat Keizia?
Keizer?
Keiza?
Keiza?
Hideaway.
I love this song too.
I do too.
I think it's going to get absolutely steamrolled by Gangnam Style.
It can't beat Gangnam Style.
But the votes will decide it.
These votes are all open right now on our Instagram story by the way.
You can go and vote right now.
Kiwi boy Dane Rumble.
People love the Rumble.
He's an icon.
Is it controversial to call him a one hit wonder?
Well he's locked and loaded now and he's going up against...
Who sang Skinny Love?
Birdie.
I told you to be patient and I told you to be fine
Also has the essence of the 2010s.
Not the Bonavia version of Skinny Love.
Birdie.
The Birdie version.
I'll be with you but it won't be...
I think Dan Rumble's got that one.
Yeah, he should. He should take it out.
And these are not all of them, we're just looking at our favorites. There's two more
that we're gonna focus on. We talked about this artist and we decided they
should be included because their main hit was so big that it dwarfed anything
else that they did. Yeah. Iggy Azalea.
Oh. Iggy Azalea.
["I'm So Fancy"]
It was the biggest hit of that year.
["I'm In The Bass Lane"]
And so it had to be included.
It is the sound of the 2010s.
It is.
And it's got an easy beat in its first round.
["This Is Gonna Be The Best Day Of My Life"] Who's this again? And it's got an easy beat in its first round.
Who's this again? I don't know, I just know it as a song from an ad.
Yeah, same.
Is this American love story or something?
American authors.
American authors.
American authors.
How could we forget?
And the other big battle, which...
Where do you put the battles together today?
This was a mistake.
I shouldn't have put these two juggernauts up against each other so early but.
But you gotta have some controversy right?
You gotta have some big ones.
One of these is going home tomorrow.
Toe Vlo.
That is the 2010s right there.
This version or the hippie sabotage version, either one, versus Zendaya's only hit.
This trumps it for me.
I'm going with Zendaya.
Over tow blow.
I know, but that's how much I love replay by Zendaya.
Listen, here we go.
Oh, just feel it in here.
Look, this is going to be really fun and it's going to get more intense as the week goes on.
So if you would like to be a part of it, follow our Instagram account at Brian Clint.
And it's going up in our story every day at five o'clock.
New battles.
We're at 62, 64, tomorrow we'll be at 32,
then we'll be at 16, then eight, then four, then two,
and then we will know what the greatest wonder
of the 2010s is.
Go have your say.
It's a bit of fun, it's nostalgic.
Head to the Brian Clint Instagram right now
Call me maybe is in there as well, by the way. Oh, yeah today taking on what does the Fox say? Oh, who's gonna win?
If the Fox wins, I'll be gutted
ZDM's Bri and Clint podcast
Green Clean. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
Alright, let's do your birthday bangers.
Number one songs when you turn 16.
We'll do three and play our favourite.
Shelby caught up last week and did their own birthday banger
and Shelby, you're back to do Dad's.
Yeah.
Oh, Shelby, you're back for more.
Yeah.
We love it, Shelby.
Hey, what is your dad's birthday?
Um, the 22nd of the 8th, 1985.
Always keeps him coming back for more.
Your dad was 16 in 2001, and we've done our calculations.
Here's his birthday back.
I need more love with you.
Yes.
I can't let you.
Shelby came back for more.
This is dead rock at its finest.
Your dad will love this Shelby.
Do you know it?
No.
Oh, Shelby.
It's by a band called Lifehouse.
Were they one hit wonder?
No, I think they had two.
And a couple.
They had two.
Anyway, it's a banger Shelby.
Fantastic one.
Your dad's gonna be obsessed.
Who else?
Okay, wait there.
We're gonna do Carly's birthday banger.
Hi, Carly. Hi, Carly. Hi, Carly. Hi, Carly. banger, Shelby. Fantastic one. Your dad's gonna be obsessed.
Okay, wait there.
We're gonna do Carly's birthday banger.
Hi, Carly.
Hi, Carly.
Hi, how's it going?
Good, thank you.
Is this your first time?
No, actually, my kids have called on my behalf,
but they want to say hi, if that's okay?
Of course they can.
Yeah, absolutely.
What are their names?
Jacob and Mason.
Hi, Jacob and Mason. G'day, lads. Hi. Where, hi. Of course I can. What are their names? Jacob and Mason. Hi.
Jacob and Mason.
G'day lads.
You can say it.
We're long time listeners, first time caller.
Wait a second.
First time caller.
Jacob and Mason and Carly.
First time caller.
Oh well done, you crushed that.
First time caller.
Boys, you only get one shot at being a long time listener first time caller
and you've absolutely smashed it, so well done.
Thank you.
Good job lads.
You know what, we'll cap it off.
If one of you can give us mum's birthday without asking her.
Don't ask her.
Um, okay.
Um, December 21st, 1983.
Oh, there's nothing they can't do.
Give that man ice cream for dinner. There's nothing they can't do. Give that man ice cream for dinner.
There's nothing they can't do.
That means Mum was 16 in 1999 on Christmas Day and this was number one.
There ain't no party like a Nesquad party.
We've got a show, we'll have it.
And they've got an absolute banger.
What do you reckon Carly?
Yeah, it definitely reminds me of Top of the Top.
Yes. Yeah, for sure.
It's the sound of 1999.
Yeah. OK, wait there, guys.
We're going to do one more for Leah.
Kia ora, Leah. Hi, Leah.
Kia ora. How are you guys?
Good. Thank you, mate. How's your day been?
Good. I just finished work.
So, I'm on my way home and my work colleague was like,
cool cool, so shout out to Sophie.
And now you're here.
What's your work colleague's name?
Sophie.
Sophie, thanks for forcing Leah to call us.
We appreciate it.
Hey, what is your DOB Leah?
So I'm the 27th of March 1996. Okay great that means you were 16 in 2012 and
back in 2012 this was number one. Oh you're joking!
It's a big topic of conversation here in the Brian Clint studio at the moment
because it could be the biggest one hit wonder of the 2010s. Do you like it as your birthday banger, Leah?
I think you can't go wrong.
You can't go wrong.
You can't go wrong, I agree.
It's a great song.
Okay, wait there.
I love that Lifehouse song.
Three bangers today.
Yeah, I like the Kali Rae song.
I will be voting for S Club 7.
I've got to go with my boys first
longtime listeners first time callers S Club party it is with Carly and the boys
well done guys you've just won birthday banger. Thank you. You're welcome. Well done
Mason thanks for finally calling through. From the year 1999 1999 he's Carly's birthday banger on ZM with Breanne Clint.
The winner of birthday banger today from the year 1999 is S Club 7 and S Club Party
that's going out to Carly and the
boys. Carly's birthday banger. Boys! I'm good contenders for birthday banger today
you know Bre and I are a sucker for a bit of 2000s soft rock. You know. It's hard to go
past these ones. It's a real, you know, it's a real... gets our motor running.
Makes us feel things in our fun places.
Yeah it does.
Just gives you the flutters you know.
Next on the show we will go searching for another name in a haystack I say another, we're going searching for our first ever name in a haystack
We've never found one
It's attempt number 25 today
Wow
25 weeks, 25, wow 24 failures
Yes
Next will be our 25th attempt
Today could be the day.
Random business, random name.
If they answer, they win over 1200 bucks.
Wow!
All together.
Oh. I'm standing here until you make me move And if I'm on up here with you All that all the things I love
Good stuff.
That was good for me.
How was that for you?
I mean it was great.
Anyone got a cigarette?
Today is actually a Wednesday because we forgot to do it yesterday.
We normally do it on a Tuesday
but who cares it's time for Name in a Haystack! We pick a random name and a random business and we call
that business if a person with that name answers the phone we will have found a name in a haystack
and today that person will win $1,250 cash.
God, what a great day telling someone
that they had no idea they were even a part of a game
and they've won that much money.
It's better than winning a competition
because you didn't even enter.
Yeah, we came to you.
It has every chance of not going though.
It has never gone.
We have never had a successful attempt at this.
So let's go to our selection panel.
Ella, what are you putting up today?
Well, I have a question.
So I'm wanna go with Nick.
Yeah.
But what if a Nicky called up?
Oh.
Or picked up, sorry.
That's a great, I think you have to include it.
Yeah.
Oh.
I feel like you don't,
because it's a different name.
I know you don't, it's a different name.
Well, can we give Nicky half the jackpot?
Guys, do you wanna make the game harder?
No, no, no.
You wanna make it fair. I just don't want us to have a hollow victory.
It's not a...
You know, I just want us to be comfortable with the result
when we get it, because we're building to this.
This is tantric.
I would take Nicholas.
Yeah, Nicholas.
Is he going boy Nick?
Okay.
So no Nicky.
No.
That's rough.
That is rough, I agree with you Ella.
Because Nicola, where do you stop?
Nicolette?
There, Nikita.
Who's Nicolette?
Who the hell is called Nicolette?
You never met a Nicolette?
You never met Nicolette?
Who?
Big in the 80s.
They're not addicted to smoking, I know that.
What's the name, Ella?
What's the name?
Nicky.
Nick.
Nick.
Okay, boy Nick.
Claudia, where does Nick work?
Nick works at the Butchery in Westmere.
Oh, I like it. Yes. Award-winning Butch? Nick works at the Butchery in Westmere. Oh, I like it.
Yes.
I hope.
Award-winning Butchery.
I love that Butchery.
Place the call, Claudia.
Let's hope they're still open.
And if Nick answers the phone,
he will take home $1,250 cash.
That's a lot of lamb shanks.
Westmere Butchery, good evening. Hi there. Who's your good evening?
Hi there, who's this speaking?
Ah, he's speaking with Junior.
Oh, hi Junior, it's Bre and Clint calling
from ZM radio station.
Hello, mate.
Hi, yep, how's it going guys?
Good, I know you guys are super busy,
so we won't keep you waiting.
We play a game called Name in a Haystack
where we're looking for a guy called Nick,
and if Nick had answered the phone,
he would have won $1,250.
Are you there? Junior?
Junior?
Oh they really were busy, they really were, they were so busy.
It's a fail anyway, it doesn't matter.
It is a fail.
Do you reckon Junior was a nickname though?
I was wondering is he like Nicholas Junior?
Yeah, could have been. Nick Jr. was a nick name though. I was wondering, is he like Nicholas Jr.? Oh! Yeah!
Could have been!
Because his dad is Nick.
He could have said that, but...
True.
Would we have believed him?
That's an issue too.
I reckon there's a hundred percent of Nick that works at the Westmead Butcher.
Oh, I believe there's a butcher called Nick.
I'd love to just...
My butcher's name is Ruben.
Oh, good butcher name.
Ruben is a good butcher's name.
Oh well, we go again next week where the prize money will be $1,300 if we can find a name in a haystack.
Did you hear how deflated all of us were?
I don't know why, it never has happened before.
But maybe we all just had a little bit more belief.
What do they say the definition of insanity is?
Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.
Yep.
Well we're all insane.
That's us, yeah.
Dad Am's Bree and Clint podcast.
I was reading an article today by Karen Nimmo.
She's a clinical psychologist.
We quote her stuff a bit actually.
And today she's published an article
about what you should never say to a friend
who's currently going through a breakup.
This is actually great life advice.
You never know when it's going to be useful.
Yeah. A lot of people don't know how to help people
when they're going through something like that.
Mm-hmm.
But this is what you shouldn't do.
OK?
The thing that you should never say to a friend of yours
who is in the midst of going through a breakup,
let me know if there's anything I can do.
Oh.
Well, let me know if there's anything I can do.
Hey, make sure you let me know if there's anything I can do. Well let me know if there's anything I can do. Hey make sure
you let me know if there's anything I can do. I see I know me as a person right?
Yeah. If I'm and I've been through my fair share of breakups I don't want to
have to then reach out to ask for something. That's what it is. Yeah. She
said it sounds supportive it also lets you off the hook by letting you believe that you've said and done the right thing. Done everything
I can I offered. But it actually asks the person who's struggling to do the
heavy lifting. I guess it's the same if you're if you're supporting a
friend with any kind of depression or... It's the same in anything like even in a
relationship. Grief. You
know, like if your relationship, your partner, sometimes you just need to do
something, show initiative, you know, and don't ask them, hey what can I do to
help? It says it makes them need to summon the courage and risk feeling like
a burden to actually ask you something and go hey, I actually do need someone to hang out with tonight
or something like that.
I'm gonna take you out for dinner,
I'm gonna have a few drinks,
and then we're gonna come home and we're gonna snuggle.
Our producer Claudia has been going through a breakup
for about nine months now.
No, I'm done with it now.
Oh, you're on the other side?
Oh, you're done, yay!
It was only six months, thank you.
Oh, okay, okay.
Well, she's back. You're the most recent though. So, I remember when Ella
went through her breakup. Yeah, that was for at least six days.
Miserable. Yeah, that was a week.
It was one week. And then they got back together and got married.
Let's try some lines on Claudia of things. So that's what you shouldn't say. Okay. Should
we try some lines on Claudia? things. So that's what you shouldn't say. Okay. Should we try some lines on Claudia
and you tell us how you feel?
Okay.
Okay, so.
Do you think this is good to say
if you're going through a breakup?
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, so anyway, lovely to catch up.
Chin up.
Oh.
Yeah.
Ouch.
Thank you, so supportive.
Okay. Okay, I've got one, I've got one.
Hey, I'll see you soon, but just one last thing.
Do you know if your ex or now ex was ever interested in me?
Ew.
It's sorta, it might hit him up if.
Good heavens.
Did they ever mention me?
Did they ever mention me like in a romantic way or? Instant, instant unfriend. Oh, okay, that's not good. Okay.
Okay, me. This is not all, it's not all bad Claudia. It's not all bad because you know what?
Time to hit the gym. Revenge bod time. Not yet.
Yuck. Not yet.
Yeah. No.
I mean, to be honest, the gym was quite helpful.
Yeah.
So.
I'm giving it this.
Yeah, it's a just part.
Depends how you say it, eh?
If I'd said, well, Claudia, if you're gonna be single,
you better go to the fricking gym.
Yeah, see, that's not good.
That's not good.
Hey, Claude, is this a good time to tell you
that I stole a 50 out of your wallet?
I mean, you're already upset, so.
It's quite hard, I like it. Like, in terms of upset. Is it gonna make you more upset?
You know the things that are bad like that the breakup way worse. Really puts
things into perspective. It does yeah. It's a good time to actually steal from Claudia
exactly because it's not the worst thing that would have happened to her this
week. Exactly. Ella? Oh I forgot it. Good. Yep.
Yep. Yep. Yep.
What the heck?
Yeah.
Hey, it's not all bad news Claudia.
They were the hottest person you'll ever date.
Oh no.
Yeah.
That's brutal.
Hey.
But at least you dated them.
That's true.
It's a good thing that you guys broke up.
They were too good looking for you.
People were weird about it.
You were having to try too hard. I remember make your tinder profile when are you gonna make it
people asked me that very common relationships and we want you to be out
there on the meat market so we can live through you so far I. Last one I've got was, so I guess you're single now, are you keen?
Eww. That's what you actually said. She's vulnerable. Yeah. Get her while she's down.
You flirt her and she's single instead of flirting with her. And last one from me, I
know you're really sad right now but I bought over some weed gummies.
Oh, I'm fixed.
Yeah.
Let's bring this mood up.
They wouldn't do that guys.
They're just trusting.
I don't know about that.
It's illegal.
The ZM Podcast Network.
All right guys, who wants to test their gay knowledge?
Yeah, you have to test it out.
I've seen this doing the rounds across the interwebs and everyone can play,
everyone, anyone can play, but obviously if you're a part of the queer community, you should be doing
better. Listen up Claudia. Right Claude, so you should be on to this, okay. so essentially the test is around knowing who's a gay icon and who isn't.
Okay, so that's the simple test.
We'll kick it off with up and comer Gracie Abrams.
["Gay Icon"]
Gay icon?
Yeah.
Or no?
No.
No, no, she's too new.
We love her, but no. No. She's too new.
We love her, but no.
No, not a gay icon.
Not a gay icon.
Okay, good start.
We were at her show earlier this year.
Not very gay.
No.
Well, I didn't think it was very gay.
Oh, the show.
It was just a lot of women.
It could have been very, very gay.
Well, it's true actually.
It was a sapphic festival.
A lot of bows.
A lot of children.
Okay, our lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls, Nicole Scherzinger.
Is she a gay icon?
Yeah, cause she's a pussycat doll.
Yeah.
What do we think?
I'll go you.
No.
She's not.
Is she not?
No, she's not a gay icon.
Not Nicole Scherzinger.
What's a girl gotta do?
I know, right?
Um, Selena Gomez. Not a gay icon, not Nicole Schreelsinger. What's a girl gotta do? I know, right?
Selena Gomez.
Can't keep my hands to myself
I mean I could but why would I want to?
Nah.
No, yes.
No, she's not.
Not a gay icon.
Let's move on over to Charli XCX.
Yes!
Surely.
Gay icon.
Yeah, she did that song about eating Billie Eilish's undies.
Awesome.
Charli XCX is at the top of the list for the Gay Icons at the moment.
Yeah, yeah.
She's been doing lots for the poppers community.
And definitely Gay Icon for sure.
That's easy.
That's an easy one.
We've got to throw in some easy ones.
Okay, let's throw in another easy one then.
Lady Gaga.
Yes.
She is mother yeah, she's my mother
Okay, let's move right along to Queen B Beyonce I
Say yes and particularly on this album
You won't freak my soul
Yeah is she a gay icon?
I feel like she's loved by the gays but I don't think she's a gay icon
Yeah I agree
Loved by the gays, not a gay icon
Really?
What's the criteria?
It's just the vibe
Is it?
Are these written in stone?
Like is there a list?
The gays will know
Is there a reference?
Once you come out they give you the list
Yeah they give you the lust.
Yeah they give you the lust.
So we're sharing it with you.
It's not for me to question but I just wonder if there is criteria.
Anyway.
Okay next on the list, Taylor Swift.
Yes!
No.
No.
This one is a 50-50.
Some people will die on this hill but in general no.
Not a gay icon.
Yeah.
Let's move along to Lana Del Rey.
She's a straight icon.
This one's hard, but I'm leaning no.
I don't know.
No.
Lana Del Rey is gay Jesus.
She is a gay icon at the top, tippity-top.
Why?
It's hard to explain, but she just is.
Gay icon, absolutely.
What about Pink?
Yes.
I mean...
Yeah, she invented the haircut.
Yes, of course she is. She's a gay icon.
That's what Ellen did.
Oh yeah.
We love pink.
Who had the haircut first, Ellen or pink?
Let's move on to Kylie Minogue.
Yes.
Yes, hands down.
This woman has...
Performed at more Mardi Gras.
And only, she's been exclusively making music just for the gay community for the last 30 years.
Of course she's a gay icon.
What about Sabrina Carpenter?
No. Nah.
Love?
The straightest woman I've ever met.
Love?
I haven't met her.
But no, she's not a gay icon.
Janet Jackson?
Oh, Janet.
Go off the vibe. Is she a gay icon? Yes or no?
No. Yes. I don't know. She absolutely is. Is she? Oh Jenna Go off the vibe, is she a gay icon? Yes or no?
No
Yes, I don't know
She absolutely is
Is she?
Yeah, gay icon Janet Jackson for sure
Ah, Carly Rae Jepsen?
Yes
Yes, she is absolutely a gay icon
The gays froth her
What about Katy Perry?
No
She was.
I reckon the gays have abandoned her.
I don't know if she ever was, but she definitely isn't now.
What about Ashley Simpson?
Oh, I love this song.
That should be a great indication right there.
Then yes.
She is, gay icon.
Ashley Simpson is. She's Jessica Simpson's sister. Then yes, she is gay icon actually Simpson. Yeah
She's um
Jessica Simpson, however, she used to be married to Pete Wentz from fallout boy
Her sister Jessica Simpson, not a gay icon
Camila Cabello
No, nah, we all knew that the game is if you've just joined by the way, is this person the gay icon or not? Yeah.
Madonna?
Absolutely.
100%.
She absolutely, she's at the top of the pyramid,
no doubt about it.
Lizzo?
No.
Yes.
No.
Oh.
Not a gay icon.
Okay.
Miley Cyrus?
No. Yes, absolutely Okay. Miley Cyrus. No.
Yes, absolutely yes.
Absolutely at the tippity top of the pyramid.
We've got three more.
Robyn.
Yes, she's got the haircut.
She absolutely is a gay icon.
Dua Lipa.
No.
Dua Lipa.
Yes or no?
Gay icon.
Claudia was very fast to say no. I'll go with Claudia, no.
No, she's not. We love her, but no. And last one to finish off the list, are they a gay
icon? Shreya.
Nah, I don't think so, nah.
Um, who?
The Messiah of all messiahs. She's the mother ship.
Shreya.
Yes, of course she's the mothership.
Straight up.
Yes of course she's gay.
She birthed Lana Del Rey.
And Lady Gaga.
And Lady Gaga, they were twins.
Well done everybody, if you got even one of those, congratulations.
You're doing well.
You were slightly gayer than you were five minutes ago.
Yass queen.
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